September 25, 2024 • 43 mins
On this weeks episode of the Slightly Messy Show Mike and Meaghan talk about snacks kind of an inappropriate amount. Like all kinds of snacks, kid snacks, old people snacks, Halloween snacks, road trip snacks. It's a lot of snacks. Does anyone even read this? You should DM me on insta just the word snacks. I'll laugh really hard.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stop. I have a problem, Michael, and I am so
sorry that you faced part of it.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
There is one joy of being single with.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
No kids, and it's I have no real responsibilities.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
This is the slightly Messy Show with Mike and Megan.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Slate means a message show, messy, messy Mic and Megan.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
It's a slightly messy show with Mike and Maigan. Are
you about to rob somebody? Or are you? Are you?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Are you cold?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
What do you?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
What do you? What's going on right now?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I remember my influencer era where I am getting you
all of my outfit ideas from Pinterest and let me
tell you.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
You send me a link? Is that? What about a code?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yes, Queen, this co called Lincoln Bio. I wish I
had one of those.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I tried to set up an Amazon shop the other
day to make some money.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Turns out I don't have the right a Dengel.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I've looked into.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
That too, being a what is it called the brand ambassador?
And then there was more than one step to do it,
and I went then, not for me, not for me?
I thought you would just give me a coat or something,
and I just would just it's stuff, and I would.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Just do things.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Let me tell you winter of twenty twenty four and
fall of twenty twenty four is going to be the
era of the matching sweatsuit.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Okay, because I'm in a matching sweatsuit.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Are you like full on black?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah? You look like you're about to go on Ocean's
eleven like robbery, like full on black, like full on
dark outfit.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
And then this came in like thirty other colors and
I can't remember if I got it off of Amazon
or Sheen, and now I can't find it, and I
would like it in every color because I want this
to be the fall and winter of waking up, putting
on an outfit in ten seconds and walking.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Out the door.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I thought you were gonna say it was from TikTok,
because that right now in my feed is the compression
shirts from TikTok where it hides your gut but it
shows off your arms, and they are this close for
like three bucks a shirt, and all these different colors
this close to selling me on it.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
This it's in my cart right now.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Can I see something controversial?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Please, I've never bought anything off of TikTok that was.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Not worth it that was not worth it.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Everything has been. I've not gotten a floppy yet.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I can't say that. I've only gotten little things. So
my daughter's into those those fidget dragons. I don't know
if you've seen those, yeah, those little yeah yeah yeah.
So my daughter's super into those. And that's the outside
of that. And like a gift for my wife. That's
the only thing I bought off there. But both have
been you're you're right. I haven't got one that it
didn't it didn't pan out to be great or at
least good.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
No flops, don't stop.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah, keep shopping today.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
First off, follow us both on Instagram at Megan mac
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Speaker 1 (03:06):
I saw a viral to talk about grown rabbits the
other day and I went, I miss Mike.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, I miss I miss you guys. I do, I do.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I am having a lot of fun, but I do
miss like talking to you guys every day.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
That's the biggest thing.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
As uh there, Like there's a there's so much good
that's happening, but also like I miss a lot of
just like talking to you guys.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
So it's like a it's like it's like the birdie leaving.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
The nest, and like, isn't it nice to talk to
somebody who's not only trying to analyze everything you say
to make fun of you? Like sometimes when you're telling
a story of like where's where's the part where I
make fun of them?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Where is it?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
There it is? Ah? Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
You know it's different too when you walk into a
studio and you flip somebody off and they don't flip
you off back because they don't fully understand that.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Like sometimes that's the love language.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
So that there's there's differ if it's just but she's
she's also very nice and you guys, you know you
you guys, So there's.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
That we're nice in different ways. I know nice.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
If she's respectful, I'm just disrespectful, but I'll kill for you.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
We talked about the cart and we're totally going sidetrack here,
but we talked about the cart theory this morning, and
she didn't know about the car theory.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Did you know about the car theory?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
No'st The cart theory is is, if you're dating somebody,
or you want to, you want to judge somebody's character
without them knowing you're judging their character, go to a
grocery store with them and see what they do with
the grocery store cart.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Did they put it back or do they leave it out?
Do they leave it somewhere?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Because that is one of the only things, or one
of the very few things that is not illegal. Nobody's
gonna find you for it. You're not gonna yell that
for it. You won't get in trouble forever doing it.
But it shows a lot about your character, about your
how ethical you are, and just if you do the
right thing.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
And uh if she we were.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Talking about it, she didn't know about it either, and
I was like, what would you? And She's like, I
would take somebody else's car back, And I was like, oh,
you're way better, You're way better for you, And then
I could ever be I take my own back. I
make sure it goes back every time I don't know
that I'm taking. So if somebody else leaves.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
It out, like.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
The genius thing that we used to do, I always
think a big indicator of who you are as a
person is how you tip. And so all we I
used to work at a restaurant and we always would
take our first dates to that restaurant. And the rule
was if you saw me sitting with somebody like, uh,
you don't know for the first time, and I don't
introduce myself as like, hey, what's cool, like who's working tonight,
(05:36):
and I'm acting like I'm not an employee of that place,
You're not allowed.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
To treat me like an employee. And then you would
tell me if they tipped you well afterwards.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Oh yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Can wear your first dates here and be like did
they tip you well? Or should I call this off?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Oh that's genius. Ah, it's so good.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Sneaky bitches.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I like to watch in restaurants where people do after
the meal. Did they take care? Did they do? You
put your your plates and bowls in a in a
You worked in a restaurant, so I probably.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Know your Yeah, absolutely did that table, babe.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah, yeah, I died too. My wife does it ten
times more than I do it. I do it to
a to show that I've done it.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I do it to show you're gonna get tipped twelve
I'm gonna put the silverware in the cup, everything stacked
in order. I put all the trash on the top
plate for you, so you just got to dump that
into the trash and throw the rest into the dishwashing
machine for the washer.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Like I will show you the good tip is a coming.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah, oh yeah, absolutely, that's that's a good one. I
just show you that, Hey, I picked up my mess.
I did what an average human being should do. Nothing more,
nothing less, dude.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Every time I saw and I worked at a kid's restaurant,
so there was at the time, like crans and balloons
and everything everywhere. And if I saw every like kids
menu and kran stacked up at the end of the table,
and I could tell that you were a previous server,
I went from pure agony knowing that I had to
clean up underneath your table to hey got this, they.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Got this, so I that is our biggest, our biggest
thing that we do. I think right at restaurants is
if there's anything on the floor, we're hands and knees
under that table picking up stuff off because it does
get bad. There were there were times where I think
when we first started going to restaurants, we take the
kids a lot, just so they can we're working on
(07:31):
like manners and how to act in restaurants. But also
it gives us a day out or you know what
I mean. Sure, so we but in the beginning, we
definitely left. I mean, there was half a meal on
the floor, guaranteed, guaranteed. But we felt bad. We we
would leave and then feel really really bad, and then
you learn like, hey, you know, that's a shitty situation.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
It was that I had somebody once have their kid
puke in the booth and didn't tell.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Me, and so I just put my hand in puke
and that was I don't even care about your kid pute.
Just a little bit of a heads up would have
been nice.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, And you wouldn't believe how many dirty diapers you
will find sitting just in the parking line, people who
changed their kids in the back of their car and
then just throw the diaper on the ground.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Somebody has to pick that up, and usually it's a
sixteen year old. So thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Think we were at that was not a rare occasion.
That was like an everyday thing.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
That's fucking disgusting, disgusting. We're very we're very mindful of
our demir, of of our of that kind of stuff.
We did just go out to eat this last weekend
and my youngest his name is Sebastian. He's one years
old eight and we didn't real he's so fucking fast.
(08:45):
But we didn't realize he was eating the crans. You
know how they give you crans when you go to
the restaurants for like the older kids eat the shit
out of some crans and that, and then like realize
that it's fucking disgusting and then spit that shit everywhere,
and so there's cran everywhere, and then you try to
clean it up, but it only smears on the table
and it's now like mucissi and disgusting, and every I
(09:07):
felt so bad.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
He's gonna make a great marine one day, you think, So,
why Marines y Krantz?
Speaker 3 (09:14):
They literally eat crams, not literally.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
It's a running joke that you don't have to be
smart to be a marine, you gotta be muff. And
so the running joke between the Marines is he's so smart. Yeah,
he had a box of Crantz for a snack.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Then, Actually, I would add two of my kids to
that list, because my child, my other child. My low
is he's five years old. The kid won't eat like anything.
He likes two things, three things, Max and it's waffles,
it's Casadya's cheese, Casadias specifically, and and macaroni cheese.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
But it's got to be the perfect temperature.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
He loves the easy mac but you have got to
put it in the freezer for five minutes afterwards.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
His spoon has to be cold. This is the only
we fought with the.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Kid many, many, many times, many times on eating. Cecily
eats everything and anything. Milo will not eat anything. And
I bring up the plastic thing in the cran thing
because he now loves something that I thought.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
There's no way this kid's gonna like it.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
No way in hell he's gonna because it's the grossest
candy in the world.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Do you like candy corn?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Okay, no, because that's what monsters eat, thank you. Candy
pumpkins weirdly good.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
They're the same thing.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
No, no, no, And I will tell you why. It
has to do with ratios.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
This is very similar to Terese's peanut butter cups and
why the eggs and trees are better than the cups
because of the ratio of chocolate to peanut butter.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
So good, I got you, fam Let me sell you
on candy corn. Okay, middle of candy corn.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
That outer shell that becomes most of the texture of
the candy corn is what ruins it. But a pumpkin
has that like soft guey, not gooey, but soft inside
versus like the crunchy shell.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I don't understand any of the waxiness, any of it,
none of it that, none of that outer shell I
want to would make me want to dive into the center,
None of it, not the little part of it.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I will also tell you, though, that I really don't
have a palette to distinguish what is good or bad
because as a child, I.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Ate so many pay days it's not even funny. And
we all know those are the worst coconut.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Those are the cocon No pay days were the caramel
and peanut butter. Peanuts, caramel and peanuts, not peanut butter,
caramel and peanuts.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It was a caramel bar with peanuts on top.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Nope, Like it's the same as like a baby roost Okay, Nope,
that is an eighty year old man's candy bar.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Well, and that's the thing is is so is candy corn.
I feel like it's an old man thing. And I
thought when he because we got a bag of it
given to us, I thought that it would be a
funny video if he tried it, because he would do
what my do with the crans and spit the thing out.
I thought he was gonna make a silly face. So
I'm like, yeah, but you want to try it, go ahead.
So he tries that and the pumpkin, and it's like, Dad,
these are my favorite. And like Oliver was Oliver Twist,
(12:11):
I have another like that little that poor Oliver. Whatever
that movie is, I don't even know what it is.
That's who my son was. Yeah, can I have another?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
And what it loves them absolutely loves the candy corn.
And I think they're the grossest thing in the world.
I think it's terrible.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
They you want.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
To see a video, you can check it out Instagram
on are Mike and I posted this yesterday and I
thought people were gonna be on board with me, and
everybody was gonna be like, oh, yeah, this is trash,
this garbage ill who likes those? And then they would
tell me their favorite candies And all I got was
these are the greatest. I love these so much. Have
(12:51):
you ever mixed it with peanuts? Have you ever mixed
it like you can make it into butterfingers? If you
mix it with peanuts and squish it up. There's no
way that's good. There's no way.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I think we're just learning that your audience is aging,
and I.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Honestly we need taps to play for your audience, because
how dare they? And by the way, there are two
different types of old people candy. There's the good old
people candy, which is female candy, and the bad old
people candy, which is male candy.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Candy corn is bad male candy.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Right what, I don't know? It was a lot of
females say.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
They loved bad male can No, no, no, no. You
know Granmy's carry Werker's originals and those weird strawberry candies
with the gooey centers. Good old people candy.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
But that's Grandpa. That's a grandpa. That's where there's your
grandpa candy.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
No, where there's your grandma candy.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Disagree?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Grand glad candy are Mary Jane's.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Which again I love, So I have no room to
talk here. The peanut butter like hard chewy on a
stick thing. M hm love those, okay, well those with
so much of my heart. It's gross how much I
see one of those at a grocery. They're always like
a nickel and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Oh, it's the lettery and like, uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Mints they're always hard and not the good chewy mints
you get at restaurants.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
My grandma hard mints.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
No, My grandma had tic TACs, the orange ones and
the like the tic tac tic TACs uh, and she
had I guess that was really the only candy that
I remember having. But Grandpaz not Grandma's have the Worthers,
the Worthers Original, which is the best, which might be
the best old people candy ever in the entire world.
My son, who is a old man at heart, he's
(14:32):
truly the every like. I wish I could show you
his Maybe I can show you in here. He went
and did his his school pictures today and he looks
like a grumpy old man. Let me see if I
have it on here. But his favorite candy is old
man candy. He says things like capeche and yeah, capeche
and uh, I think it was fiddlesticks. Like everything he
(14:55):
says is a is an old man saying, let me
find it here.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
But he's really embracing. We got to get him suspenders.
You should dress him as the old man from up
for Halloween. Let me, Are you having terrible Internet connection?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah? Kind of. You see that picture, you see the video.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Look at the look how disinterested he is the shirt
we picked out. Uh, but he loves it, doesn't he
look like and you can't necessarily see in this picture
he's got one hand in his pocket like he's playing
with some change in his pocket. He's very uninterested and
smiling at all, like somebody just got on his lawn.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
You know what the other fist is doing. You need
to meme that with the Arthur fist. Arthur, it's just
his fist near his pocket.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
That's what his other hand is doing.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
He looks like he should be on that seventy show,
Like he's a mini version of Aston Kutcher from that
seventies show. And he's doing the white people thing where
when you've made eye contact with the stranger and you
purse your lips but you're not smiling, but you're not scowling,
and you're just doing that we made eye contact.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
That's the face.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Your sound is making you've you've taught him that at
such an early age, it's all him.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
I'm telling you, I don't know where he gets half
the stuff that he does. Now there are it's like
phases too, because he'll go in and out of like
he's gonna be like a really old man at a
really young age, and he wants to swoosh like nineteen
twenties haircut all of a sudden, to like he's in
Spider Man and wants a mohawk. It's back and forth,
(16:28):
but he's deep down, deep down somewhere in there. He's
a little old man who just like fiddlesticks and dew
drops are things.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
He actually says.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Capeche when you want to agree something on something, it's
a capeche capiche at capiche, yeah, bud capiche.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
But you have to do this to the hand gesture
instead of.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Getting yelled at my cousin. He never like yelled at
his kid, but he would go like, those are some
bad banners you've got, yeah, So like he would start
walking around it every time you were getting a bad move.
When he was really little, you would go, oh, bad manners.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
So funny.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
I love little kids who have their own like capeche
or bad manner that right now?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Is there candy you wish would come back?
Speaker 3 (17:14):
M butterfinger bebies.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Butterfingers old recipe? They updated the recipe any hot garbage?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Dude, Oh my god, thank you so much. I swear
to god, I just said that this week.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Hey, corporate Butterfinger, listen up.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
We know you went cheapo on the ingredients because you
wanted to make bigger profit margins.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Let me tell you you ruin the products.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Thank you, You're welcome. My god, thank you. I thought
I was. I mentioned it.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Nobody was like not one person was like, oh yeah, yeah,
I can definitely tell the difference. There's a difference in
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh here, let me tell you. You know, they've.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Never announced it, which is how you know that they
just cheeped out on something because they didn't want you
to recognize or complain or talk about the change in
the formula.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
They just wanted you to accept it.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Have your friend's gaslight you because it's not the most
popular candy bar out there for people who don't eat
it all the time, are probably like, sure, have they
changed it? I had a butterfinger the other day. It
seemed like the same as my childhood, but all of
us who ate them.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Regularly it's wildly different.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yes, and it's not as crunchy. It's more like papery
and it's so disappointing.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Yeah, it's you know those god, what are they they're like, uh,
they're not protein bars, but they're like Quaker oats bars
that when you bite into them, they're hard and they
they literally fall apart.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Uh Nature's valleys, Yes, getting nature Valley's bars whatever they are.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Yes, yes, so that's what they remind me of now. Yeah,
like just as crumbly. Sometimes they're chewy, but like they're
almost better if they're a little bit chewy. But there is, yes,
there is something one different about uh about butterfingers. And
we were going over like the on the beat NY
three morning show. We were going over the top like
(18:57):
one of those maps that shows all the candy and
all the different areas or whatever, and like candy cord
is dropped down. It used to be number one all
over the board except for in Utah. Utah loves candy Cord.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I'm not surprised the Mormons are weird.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
But butterfingers not on that list that much. Reese's is
pretty high up there, as it always is. That might
be the best candy in the world.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Utah also puts creamer in their pops. So if we're
really going to them for palliate advice, I think we're
failing as a nation because.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
You know what, Utah, You're fine, You're good. You do
you boo?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah, you keep your taste opinions out of the conversation.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
It's forty nine states.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Only, baby, not you. What candy would you bring back?
Speaker 6 (19:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Hands down, this is so easy. Altoid sours.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Oh, I don't know that they've had an Altoid sour.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
Oh, buddy, If you haven't, you definitely missed out on
core memories from third grade to eighth grade because they
used to come in like circular Altoid's tins and then
there was like a mandarin orange one and then like
some BlackBerry one or like something.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
They were fruity, but the outside layer was super sour.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Okay, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I would punch a child for these.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I would punch a child like a baby in the
face for a tinities Right.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Now, Altoid sours sours.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
I want to see if I've had these I want
to see the tins look very familiar. Oh yeah, okay,
I know what you're talking about. I never did have these,
so this makes.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
My mouth water just thinking about them.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
And I pushed Mentos were like, I know they're still around,
but I was. I was at Mentos good again, none
of this should be shocking information after what I've revealed.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Mentos. Mentos is another one of had the grandparents. Also,
I just thought of another one, Rollos. Do you remember Rollos?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Dude? I I used to eat Rollos like a psychopath.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
They're delicious and well, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
I'm choosing, like the movie ace Ventura, to ignore and
not try it again because I'm afraid that if if
I try either one of those things again, I'm gonna
watch it and go That movie sucked ass.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
That candy was not good.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Truly. If you break off the chocolate from a Rollos.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
And put it into like a bar, you smosh it
all together and you ate it, it would taste like vomit.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Their chocolate is so bad. It's not funny.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
It's chewy, and I don't know that it's supposed to
be chewy, and that's a caramel.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
So yeah, no, those are mine. Those are my go
to honestly grown up, I was a Snickers kid. I
love Snickers.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Yeah, you can't go wrong with the Snickers, Snickers, Twigs
six and Raises.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
I do feel like they chinzed out a little bit
on Twigs again, I feel like they might have changed something.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
I've had a couple.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
I do love Twigs and I haven't had a bad one,
but I do feel like they changed something in it.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
And I don't know that.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
It's bad yet, but it's It's not always my favorite
like I felt like it was when I.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Was a kid. When I was a kid, I hated
kit cats.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I don't particularly love them as an adult, but I
have been in lankened to world flavor.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Kit cats world flip what's that?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
There are different flavors of kit cats around the world,
depending on the market, and if you go to Asian
markets they have the best. They have like an orange
chocolate orange kit cat that is the best.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
It sounds terrible, but I'll try it.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
It's so chocolate orange. You don't like orange chocolate.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Did you ever get the smash Bulls for Christmas?
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
You don't like them?
Speaker 4 (22:23):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Let me tell you if there was one tree I
could have for the rest of my life. It would
be those smash oranges.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
No, I.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Just straight up shit went out of those stockings. I
would see that and go, now that's a fruit. That's
a fruit. I don't want that. I want I want
the heavy Reese's peanut butter cups that are just gonna
sit in me as I eat forty five if I
eat an entire stocking.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
My family does that, the orange thing, but I just
it's not for me. Do you know?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
One year somebody didn't get them, and I had such
a quiet because it was Christmas and I was an adult,
but quiet meltdown over it of like it's not Christmas,
Like it's not like Christmas.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Is ruined, but like Christmas was kind of ruined.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Like thank you so much for the gifts. That was
so nice. You got me everything I wanted. Oh my god,
I feel so blessed, But also, where the fuck is.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
My charcol.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
I'll try I never I don't know that I've ever
fully tried it. I may have pretended to try it
because they did it all the time, But I flipped
out one year because my parents got me a or
not my parents the for Christmas I received. Yeah, yes,
I received a joke piece of coal in my stocking
and immediately went into meltdown mode without looking further in
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the stocking.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
My dad thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
My mom didn't know that it was happening, and that
never happened again, And and that's when the oranges stopped too,
because she was they were Santa was trying to make
up for it and made sure that I had an
abundance of ship that I didn't need.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Yeah, do you like dark chocolate? Sometimes?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
I like the dark chocolate ones are better? Oh?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Really? Why? Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I think dark chocolate orange just goes better together than
milk chocolate orange.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Yeah. Like dark chocolate and peanuts a lot, Like if
you put that together a lot.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Are we old?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Because we keep talking about different candies that incorporate peanuts.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
In a way that like, if I was a child,
I would be like, what are you? Eighties?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Snickers has peanuts in it?
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Yeah, but likely Hershey's with almonds is like the best.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
With almonds is an old people candy.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Old people can absolutely is. I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
It as the heath Bars old people.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
No, that's an old person candy.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
That's like I thought you said, uh, what's the one
with coconut and it's not paid it?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Almond Joy? I like Almond Joy.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Almond Joys are old people candy.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
I agree, But not Hershey's. I think that's the line.
I think that's those little mini Hershees are still for kids.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
If peanuts are in it's for old people. That's literally
a kid deterrent.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I think it only exists so that little grubby paws
than go in certain candy balls.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Snickers is the biggest candy and it's got peanuts in it,
one of the best candy bars.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
They even try to hide it to be like we're
a shamed they're in here too.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
I mean there's nowhere on the package. They don't tell you.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
We don't want to admit that they're in there.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
What they are the I'll give.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
You the the the candy corn mashed up into butter
like they say it tastes like a butterfinger when you
mash it up with peanuts.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
But there's no way that that's good.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
There's no way, no way, no way.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Follow the Slightly Messy Show on I g at Slightly
Messy Show. Did I hear you're going on a road
trip this weekend? Did you say beep beep like a car? Sorry?
I was distracted, melting down. I want to go back.
I want to go back. Yeah, I want to go
back to that bet beep?
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Okay, where where are you taking this lovely adventure?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Going to Columbus? Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:02):
This sounds so fun. Great?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Have you heard about their parts? The Great Museums too? Germantown?
Check it out one time? No, it really I love Columbus.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
I have a certain skill that I would say that
only I have, and it's I'm really good at hitting
Columbus as soon as rush hour traffic hits, so that
it takes me a long time to get anywhere.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
What's Columbus in comparison to like a Michigan.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
City, Like, what is oh Detroit?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Is it okay? Size?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (26:35):
I thought it was Cleveland. I thought that would be Cleveland.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
No, Columbus is definitely most populated. It goes Columbus, and
I'm guessing Cincinnati, then Cleveland than Toledo.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Oh, I forgot Cincinnati too. Yes, it's a lot of
big ones.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah. The three season of Tea Baby the four biggest
cities in Ohio.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Wow, Wow, hate myself for knowing this.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
But let's let's go back to uh primary school education
in the state of Ohio. Okay, here are some fun
facts about Columbus not the original capital of the state.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Can you name the original capital of the state?
Speaker 3 (27:06):
You asking me? Now?
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Cleveland? Chilicothee close? You know that place you never ever
heard of before in your life.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
I even know that you said a word.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Only people in.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Ohio know what it is because until you hear it
pronounced out loud, you only read it as like a
million letters on a board.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
One is that used there? They moved it. It makes sense.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
It used to be read on the Ohio River, which
at the time makes sense. A lot of goods and
services came in through boats on the Ohio River. But
it moved to Columbus because it was the center of
the state. They wanted to centralize things. Makes more sense.
Here's why I bring that up. The city of Columbus
is built as a circle to have spokes to all
of the major cities around the state, which means.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
It's impossible to navigate, seeming to be easier like a
giant roundabout.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Now, when have you ever.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Looked at a roundabout and thought this is the most
efficient way to get around.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Ever, I'd never know it laid to be it.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Honestly, I just get stuck in the middle part the
whole time, like I'm gonna get out it.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Nope, I guess we're going around again.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
It's so hard to Aviregate and I'm going there, and
I looked it out the other day and I used
to be like, oh, it's not far. I've forgotten that
I've moved farther away from Columbus. It's going to be
roughly three and a half to four hours.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
To get to this wedding.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Are you serious.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
I'm not good on road trips. I'm a forty five
minute max girl.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Before I start to lose my mind in the car
as I had some questions for you.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Are you you're good at road tripping? You can't you
take the RV out?
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I would say, yeah, pretty solid.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
I have my moments just like anybody else, but it's
usually kid oriented, and that's just a matter of trying
to make sure the kids can do like make it
in another hour or make it another fifteen minutes, or
me not you know, gonuts like I base my car
that I just bought off of of making sure that
on a road trip that they're taking care of That's
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the was the sole purpose of every good feature in
my car right now.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
So I'm in the middle of a conundrum here because
it used to be if I listened to the soundtrack
of Hamilton front to back with no skips, it would
get me pretty close to downtown Columbus, and that is
now no longer the case, and I don't know what
to do. It wasn't even like, oh wow, I enjoy
the soundtrack of Hamilton so much, I must learn it
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word for word. It was purely a time gauge because
I would hit certain parts of the musical and be like,
or a quarter of the way there, we're halfway there.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
I knew it so well that I used it as
a time gauge. So I feel like that's off the table.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Question, Yes, are you allowed to turn on movies to
play as a single driver when you're not going to
watch or said movie but listen to it? Because follow
up question, how is that any different from a podcast?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
The floor's yours, ah.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
So hear me out.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
I've seen these things on TikTok where you can literally
put your Netflix and YouTube. If you have a screen
in your car on that that that screen in your car,
I don't.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
I don't know that you should.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
I've also heard of people putting their their phone right
in the dash right there, So like if you're looking
at your speedometer, you could look down and see the
movie or just look up and you'd just be you'd
be just fine.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
That's so dangerous. I would you would never.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Never, I would could could could never.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
I don't know. Man, that's such a tough thing.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
That's such a tough thing because like, no, you probably shouldn't.
And and now I have this thing in my car
where it tells me I need to take a break,
like you should take a break, and it's got a
little coffee icon. And usually what that means is I
haven't paid attention to the road and I've swerved a
little bit and that so that kind of kills it
a little bit when I when I go to listen
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to these movies.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Mm hmm, you say take a break.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Funny enough, in the soundtrack of Hamilton, there is a
song called take a Break, run away with Me for
the summer, Let's go upstate.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
And I would say that's about.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Three quarters of the way through the musical, i'd be
pretty close to club ifs I mean you could.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
So. I used to drive back and forth a lot,
especially during Christmas season for breaking and entering, a lot,
like back and forth Detroit to Grand Rabbit's two and
a half hours.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Three, doing it five times a week.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, a.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Lot, six times, six times a week.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Obviously I drove other people's vehicles at time, so I
would never do it in their vehicle. No, But if
you time it out correctly, you could listen to a movie.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Almost a full movie.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
So I would get in my Avengers, my Avengers marathon,
and I would go through all the Marvel movies and
it would be great because then I knew exactly how
much and how close I was based on where it
was in the movie.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Now again, I wouldn't watch these movies.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
They'd sit in the cup holder or it attached it
to the bluetooth and just kind of listen. I don't know,
this is such a weird things you probably shouldn't realistically, Like,
if you can't text, then you can.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Well, I don't know that's different. I guess you're using
your fingers.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Because it's like a podcast truly, But That's where I
kind of fall intote problem here of like I have
to turn on something I've seen a million times, Like
I have to be able to watch it in my
head while I'm listening.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Yeah, like a like a like a yeah, like a
show you've binged, like a like A. I know you're
not a fan of the Office.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Or whatever, but like that's a great example.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
But yeah, so I don't know, I don't know. That's
such a tough thing. That's such a tough thing.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I'm gonna ask you an even tougher question. Okay, what
is the best road trip snack? Is it meaty? Is
it salty?
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Or is it sweet?
Speaker 4 (32:38):
I like meaty. I like a big hunk of meat.
I like beef jerky. It's just crazy fucking expense, dude.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Why is beef jerky more valuable than gold?
Speaker 3 (32:53):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
You could get a filet, just a just a good
cut of steak for the same price.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Is the bag of beef jerky in a gas station?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Right? Mediocre beef jerkey?
Speaker 1 (33:05):
By the way, the good stuff you gotta pull off
the highway for find a store that's a couple of
miles down the road, and.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
It's usually like three giant pieces and that's it and
you'll chew on it for a while.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
But he usually just three three giant pieces.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
You could get a Wago steak for less expensive than
a thing of beef jerkey. But I also like the
ship that I spill everywhere constantly, Like I like a
good Cheddar cheese checks mix. I'm gonna spill that shit everywhere,
and I'm gonna have cheesy fingers. Same with with uh
with white Cheddar popcorn. I got cheesy, little little digits,
little fingies.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
I'm a huge fan of pretzel rods, but it has
to specifically be rods because that's what dads have on
road trips.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Like I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
My dad, my daddad like to put it into context.
I grew up in Toledo. I grew up in Slovedia.
My dad worked in Detroit his entire life apart from
like five years and then my brother and I played
competitive sports. My sports were based out of either Toledo
or Cleveland. His sports were based out of Toledo, Ann
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Arbor or Detroit. He did Hackey United Soccer on those
or where the big teams were or whatever. So my
dad every day drove from Toledo to Detroit to Toiledo
to either ann Arbor or Cleveland and back. This is
a constant in his car. He had a cooler that
was always somehow cold before like good coolers were invented,
magic magic Dad cooler.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Yeah, they were made out of something different. I don't
know what. Right.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
He had half of a sandwich from his lunch that
he did not eat that was always definitely left over
for us because we were running late and hungry, and
he definitely wanted that half a sandwich. But it knew
he knew he was gonna sell himself or save himself
from a meltdown later if.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
He saved it.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Yeah, And then an entire bag constantly one open, one
still sealed pretzel rods because.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Once one was open, it was time to stop at
the store.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
And going another back this we were gonna eat all
of those pretzel rods in a couple of days.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Those were the road trip snack.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Would you choose pretzel rods over the tiny pretzels with
peanut butter inside of them?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Okay, huh no, Okay, so this is now now we're
debating snacks versus road trup snacks. Because if we're talking snacks,
my fucking kryptonite, Mike, more than an I would you
know how they what was the baby in the Bible
and they were fighting over whose baby it was, and
they're like, I'll cut it in half and then we
both have half a baby. Oh me, I would be like,
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I'm gonna cut it in half and give you both
halves give me in exchange. Do you remember those giant
toddler size barrels of peanut butter pretzels that you can
get at Kroger or Costco. But it's not the normal portion,
it's the you have a problem portion?
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Do I remember or did we just get rid of
one of those? Because we ate them all in my house?
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Oh, you notice shrink flation affected those bad boys. They
used to be bigger Okay, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
They're not.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
They used to be big, huge nuggets and now they're like,
they're very bite sized little pockets.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Used to be sixty eight ouncers or sixty four ounces,
and now it's down to like fifty two.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
I have a problem, Mike.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Those are my favorite thing in the entire world.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
Yeah, those are Those are solid and pretzels are a
solid snack because you really don't spill it anywhere. I mean,
I guess you'd get salt places, but really, really you
could eat them anywhere, or you.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Can suck on one end, right, get it all like
that white part. You flip it over, pretend like it's
a cigar in the backseat of the car.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
I know that wasn't just me.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Oh yeah, I was with you after the suckond part,
but yes, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Mean so, I so specifically for road trips, it's got
to be pretzel rods. But I get so f China
that there are no healthy snacks.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
And oh there's nothing they have. Some of them have delis,
Like I know you guys don't have a Westco but
Westcoes have it.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
I would shout this from a rooftop.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Have the the best deli of any gas station I've
ever seen, any gas station I've ever seen. And that's
stopping at all those road trip stops. I don't know
about a BUCkies. I'll say that BUCkies has everything. BUCkies
might have might be the best gas station there is.
Do you have a sheets We just yeah, we just
got one. I haven't been in yet, but yes, we
did just get one of those to.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Getting as well. I think it opened up like a
couple of weeks ago, but I still haven't been.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
But I need to try it. But I need a
BUCkies and I needed to go to sheets.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Sheets is a good one. Come and go is a
good one.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Certain kays.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
But I also am nostalgic to Bill and Ted's excellent adventure.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
Oh is it a Circlekay?
Speaker 2 (37:35):
And that strange things are a foot at the circle?
Speaker 3 (37:38):
K Oh.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Yeah, I kind of a line from the movie.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
I know, I know. It's also the place where they
go sixty nine and the Princesses.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
I love.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
I fucking love villain tad dude. Fun fact, I'm like
obsessed with Bill.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
And Ted, Bill and Ted or one specific human.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Oh kenle Reeves Garrett the perfect man he does exist
is kenu Reebs? How could you be both? Wait? Shit?
Is he Bill or Ted? It's one of those movies
where it's Bill and Ted.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
I think he's Bill.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
He's Bill. He's definitely Bill.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
But he's the perfect Bill. He's a perfect John Wick.
He's a perfect guy from Speed.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Yeah, different in every single one.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Yes, he's actually a phenomenal actor.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Yeah yeah, because I thought he was gonna be type
cast after Bill and Ted like I thought he was
just gonna be that character a million times, because I
genuinely thought that's how he talked and how he was,
and he wasn't.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
He was just he's just a good actor.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Have you seen Always Be My Maybe on Netflix?
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Okay, you need to watch that Ali Wong, she wrote
and I think directed it and started it.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
But you need to watch that because.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Canu Reeves has a great cameo in it where he
plays himself but this like really funny, douchey version of himself,
and it's really really good. Even if you just watched
that scene on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Go watch it.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Yeah, I thought you would be over here. He was
in Grand Rapids, not recently now, it's been a couple
of months. I sent you the link to it.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
He he came to Windsor. He didn't come to Detroit,
but he went to Windsor two.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
I didn't realize he was in a band.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Yeah, baby, he can do everything here. His mom was
a cashun designer for Dolly Parton.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Holy shit, let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
I got lots of fun facts about Piano Reeves. I've
in love with him.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
Uh so, why are you going to I didn't even
ask this question why are you going to Columbus for
uh for the weekend?
Speaker 1 (39:32):
And even asking you know what, I have three weddings
in the next six weeks.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
You serious?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
I am very and all of them are travel weddings.
So I've got lots of road troops coming up.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
That's exciting. Are you in them?
Speaker 1 (39:46):
So for this wedding in Columbus, I'm going to be
doing like I believe, it's a traditional Catholic ceremony. She
asked me to do some readings throughout.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
It, so, oh, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
That's I know how to read really well with public.
Everybody's like, you're a public speak girl. I'm a public
joke teller. I'm not a public reader. I was in
the special reading class with no windows. Did we forget
about that?
Speaker 4 (40:09):
I would use that cutting baby in half thing? I
would use that one.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
I'm sure the priest will love this wedding after that,
I am not in. But it's in Chicago and it's
like just a woman I love in a door and
I'm so excited for her. And then I have a
wedding that's technically travel now, but it's in Toledo and
she has no wedding party. And we also have planned
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this wedding in the past weeks.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Five weeks.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
She just got a venue like three days ago Holy Weddings,
and two and a.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Half weeks, three weeks.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Why is it the people? Is October becoming a busy
time for weddings.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Yeah, we were also going to do a fifteen person
backyard wedding that has quickly turned into a seventy person
venued wedding. So we are making a lots of rabbit changes.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
I'm actually that's I'm excited for all of them in
different ways. I'm super excited for that one because she's
like the most casual bride ever. They have kids together,
they live together, they've been together for like, I don't know,
twelve thirteen years at all point, so it's just like.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
A we're getting married.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
I don't really care. I just need a dress in
an aisle. I'll be fine. Like that's her attitude and
I love it.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
Yeah, I mean, that's good. That's good.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
I've just I noticed because when we got my wife
and I got married, it was like the beginning of September,
and we thought that was late, you know what I mean,
And it feels like more and more weddings now are
because I think Ali, my co host, is going to
a wedding in November. Like that to me, like, maybe
it's not as as out there as I thought it was.
But I've always thought they were just in like spring
(41:48):
and summer.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
I think it depends on your venue. Also, let's be honest.
It's the we're spoiler alert. Here's a little behind the curtain.
We're not recording this on Wednesday like we usually do.
It's a twenty four sep September and it's eighty some
degrees out.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
It's about to be eighties in October.
Speaker 4 (42:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Oh I love that. Oh I love it.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
I'm just so irrationally angry about the temperature. Like every
day I wake up and I go, can't wait to
put on my sweatsuit, and then I go a device, name,
what's the weather today.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
It's just like it's gonna.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Be eighty eight degrees and sunny, and I'm like, this
isn't fall.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Oh God, I love Oh, I love it.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
I We got off the plane in Florida a couple
of weeks ago and it was muggy and it was hot,
and I was like, God, yes, give me more this
is what my skin, my Mocha skin, was built for,
not this fall. Actually I don't mind fall. Fall's fine.
I don't want winter. I could do without winter. If
I could live somewhere else for winter, I would want
(42:48):
to be a snowbird old man.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Someday.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
We had two and a half days of snow last year.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
Perfect, it's two. It's one and a half too many.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
You summer people are greedy, little bitty Literally, it got
warm in March of last year, warm in October, and
you're like.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Not long enough.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
I can't stand that we're gonna get six days of chills.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
All I want.
Speaker 4 (43:12):
All I want is winter for a week, and that
week will be Christmas week. No, maybe through New Year's
because I don't want to do anything those two weeks anyways.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
So perfect, snow me in. It's fine. Right after that
it can all melt and I would be just fine.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
That's an old person thing to say. Kids love the snow,
snow days. You're old.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
I like how you. I like how you pulled that in.
You pulled that in. It's a slightly missy show.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Up, Absolutely pathetic.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
Love the show. You guys are doing a great job
with Mike and Magan
Stop. I have a problem, Michael, and I am so
sorry that you faced part of it.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
There is one joy of being single with.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
No kids, and it's I have no real responsibilities.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
This is the slightly Messy Show with Mike and Megan.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Slate means a message show, messy, messy Mic and Megan.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
It's a slightly messy show with Mike and Maigan. Are
you about to rob somebody? Or are you? Are you?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Are you cold?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
What do you?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
What do you? What's going on right now?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I remember my influencer era where I am getting you
all of my outfit ideas from Pinterest and let me
tell you.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
You send me a link? Is that? What about a code?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yes, Queen, this co called Lincoln Bio. I wish I
had one of those.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I tried to set up an Amazon shop the other
day to make some money.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Turns out I don't have the right a Dengel.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I've looked into.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
That too, being a what is it called the brand ambassador?
And then there was more than one step to do it,
and I went then, not for me, not for me?
I thought you would just give me a coat or something,
and I just would just it's stuff, and I would.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Just do things.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Let me tell you winter of twenty twenty four and
fall of twenty twenty four is going to be the
era of the matching sweatsuit.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Okay, because I'm in a matching sweatsuit.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Are you like full on black?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah? You look like you're about to go on Ocean's
eleven like robbery, like full on black, like full on
dark outfit.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
And then this came in like thirty other colors and
I can't remember if I got it off of Amazon
or Sheen, and now I can't find it, and I
would like it in every color because I want this
to be the fall and winter of waking up, putting
on an outfit in ten seconds and walking.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Out the door.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I thought you were gonna say it was from TikTok,
because that right now in my feed is the compression
shirts from TikTok where it hides your gut but it
shows off your arms, and they are this close for
like three bucks a shirt, and all these different colors
this close to selling me on it.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
This it's in my cart right now.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Can I see something controversial?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Please, I've never bought anything off of TikTok that was.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Not worth it that was not worth it.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Everything has been. I've not gotten a floppy yet.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I can't say that. I've only gotten little things. So
my daughter's into those those fidget dragons. I don't know
if you've seen those, yeah, those little yeah yeah yeah.
So my daughter's super into those. And that's the outside
of that. And like a gift for my wife. That's
the only thing I bought off there. But both have
been you're you're right. I haven't got one that it
didn't it didn't pan out to be great or at
least good.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
No flops, don't stop.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah, keep shopping today.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
First off, follow us both on Instagram at Megan mac
in at on air Mike. My name is Mike from
the B ninety three Morning Show along with Megan make
from The Joe in the Morning Show channelnine to five
five in all Things Deledo and Detroit Purple.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I saw a viral to talk about grown rabbits the
other day and I went, I miss Mike.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, I miss I miss you guys. I do, I do.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I am having a lot of fun, but I do
miss like talking to you guys every day.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
That's the biggest thing.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
As uh there, Like there's a there's so much good
that's happening, but also like I miss a lot of
just like talking to you guys.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
So it's like a it's like it's like the birdie leaving.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
The nest, and like, isn't it nice to talk to
somebody who's not only trying to analyze everything you say
to make fun of you? Like sometimes when you're telling
a story of like where's where's the part where I
make fun of them?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Where is it?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
There it is? Ah? Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
You know it's different too when you walk into a
studio and you flip somebody off and they don't flip
you off back because they don't fully understand that.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Like sometimes that's the love language.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
So that there's there's differ if it's just but she's
she's also very nice and you guys, you know you
you guys, So there's.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
That we're nice in different ways. I know nice.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
If she's respectful, I'm just disrespectful, but I'll kill for you.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
We talked about the cart and we're totally going sidetrack here,
but we talked about the cart theory this morning, and
she didn't know about the car theory.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Did you know about the car theory?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
No'st The cart theory is is, if you're dating somebody,
or you want to, you want to judge somebody's character
without them knowing you're judging their character, go to a
grocery store with them and see what they do with
the grocery store cart.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Did they put it back or do they leave it out?
Do they leave it somewhere?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Because that is one of the only things, or one
of the very few things that is not illegal. Nobody's
gonna find you for it. You're not gonna yell that
for it. You won't get in trouble forever doing it.
But it shows a lot about your character, about your
how ethical you are, and just if you do the
right thing.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
And uh if she we were.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Talking about it, she didn't know about it either, and
I was like, what would you? And She's like, I
would take somebody else's car back, And I was like, oh,
you're way better, You're way better for you, And then
I could ever be I take my own back. I
make sure it goes back every time I don't know
that I'm taking. So if somebody else leaves.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
It out, like.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
The genius thing that we used to do, I always
think a big indicator of who you are as a
person is how you tip. And so all we I
used to work at a restaurant and we always would
take our first dates to that restaurant. And the rule
was if you saw me sitting with somebody like, uh,
you don't know for the first time, and I don't
introduce myself as like, hey, what's cool, like who's working tonight,
(05:36):
and I'm acting like I'm not an employee of that place,
You're not allowed.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
To treat me like an employee. And then you would
tell me if they tipped you well afterwards.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Oh yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Can wear your first dates here and be like did
they tip you well? Or should I call this off?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Oh that's genius. Ah, it's so good.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Sneaky bitches.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I like to watch in restaurants where people do after
the meal. Did they take care? Did they do? You
put your your plates and bowls in a in a
You worked in a restaurant, so I probably.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Know your Yeah, absolutely did that table, babe.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah, yeah, I died too. My wife does it ten
times more than I do it. I do it to
a to show that I've done it.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I do it to show you're gonna get tipped twelve
I'm gonna put the silverware in the cup, everything stacked
in order. I put all the trash on the top
plate for you, so you just got to dump that
into the trash and throw the rest into the dishwashing
machine for the washer.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Like I will show you the good tip is a coming.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah, oh yeah, absolutely, that's that's a good one. I
just show you that, Hey, I picked up my mess.
I did what an average human being should do. Nothing more,
nothing less, dude.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Every time I saw and I worked at a kid's restaurant,
so there was at the time, like crans and balloons
and everything everywhere. And if I saw every like kids
menu and kran stacked up at the end of the table,
and I could tell that you were a previous server,
I went from pure agony knowing that I had to
clean up underneath your table to hey got this, they.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Got this, so I that is our biggest, our biggest
thing that we do. I think right at restaurants is
if there's anything on the floor, we're hands and knees
under that table picking up stuff off because it does
get bad. There were there were times where I think
when we first started going to restaurants, we take the
kids a lot, just so they can we're working on
(07:31):
like manners and how to act in restaurants. But also
it gives us a day out or you know what
I mean. Sure, so we but in the beginning, we
definitely left. I mean, there was half a meal on
the floor, guaranteed, guaranteed. But we felt bad. We we
would leave and then feel really really bad, and then
you learn like, hey, you know, that's a shitty situation.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
It was that I had somebody once have their kid
puke in the booth and didn't tell.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Me, and so I just put my hand in puke
and that was I don't even care about your kid pute.
Just a little bit of a heads up would have
been nice.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, And you wouldn't believe how many dirty diapers you
will find sitting just in the parking line, people who
changed their kids in the back of their car and
then just throw the diaper on the ground.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Somebody has to pick that up, and usually it's a
sixteen year old. So thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Think we were at that was not a rare occasion.
That was like an everyday thing.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
That's fucking disgusting, disgusting. We're very we're very mindful of
our demir, of of our of that kind of stuff.
We did just go out to eat this last weekend
and my youngest his name is Sebastian. He's one years
old eight and we didn't real he's so fucking fast.
(08:45):
But we didn't realize he was eating the crans. You
know how they give you crans when you go to
the restaurants for like the older kids eat the shit
out of some crans and that, and then like realize
that it's fucking disgusting and then spit that shit everywhere,
and so there's cran everywhere, and then you try to
clean it up, but it only smears on the table
and it's now like mucissi and disgusting, and every I
(09:07):
felt so bad.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
He's gonna make a great marine one day, you think, So,
why Marines y Krantz?
Speaker 3 (09:14):
They literally eat crams, not literally.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
It's a running joke that you don't have to be
smart to be a marine, you gotta be muff. And
so the running joke between the Marines is he's so smart. Yeah,
he had a box of Crantz for a snack.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Then, Actually, I would add two of my kids to
that list, because my child, my other child. My low
is he's five years old. The kid won't eat like anything.
He likes two things, three things, Max and it's waffles,
it's Casadya's cheese, Casadias specifically, and and macaroni cheese.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
But it's got to be the perfect temperature.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
He loves the easy mac but you have got to
put it in the freezer for five minutes afterwards.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
His spoon has to be cold. This is the only
we fought with the.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Kid many, many, many times, many times on eating. Cecily
eats everything and anything. Milo will not eat anything. And
I bring up the plastic thing in the cran thing
because he now loves something that I thought.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
There's no way this kid's gonna like it.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
No way in hell he's gonna because it's the grossest
candy in the world.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Do you like candy corn?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Okay, no, because that's what monsters eat, thank you. Candy
pumpkins weirdly good.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
They're the same thing.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
No, no, no, And I will tell you why. It
has to do with ratios.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
This is very similar to Terese's peanut butter cups and
why the eggs and trees are better than the cups
because of the ratio of chocolate to peanut butter.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
So good, I got you, fam Let me sell you
on candy corn. Okay, middle of candy corn.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
That outer shell that becomes most of the texture of
the candy corn is what ruins it. But a pumpkin
has that like soft guey, not gooey, but soft inside
versus like the crunchy shell.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I don't understand any of the waxiness, any of it,
none of it that, none of that outer shell I
want to would make me want to dive into the center,
None of it, not the little part of it.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I will also tell you, though, that I really don't
have a palette to distinguish what is good or bad
because as a child, I.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Ate so many pay days it's not even funny. And
we all know those are the worst coconut.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Those are the cocon No pay days were the caramel
and peanut butter. Peanuts, caramel and peanuts, not peanut butter,
caramel and peanuts.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It was a caramel bar with peanuts on top.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Nope, Like it's the same as like a baby roost Okay, Nope,
that is an eighty year old man's candy bar.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Well, and that's the thing is is so is candy corn.
I feel like it's an old man thing. And I
thought when he because we got a bag of it
given to us, I thought that it would be a
funny video if he tried it, because he would do
what my do with the crans and spit the thing out.
I thought he was gonna make a silly face. So
I'm like, yeah, but you want to try it, go ahead.
So he tries that and the pumpkin, and it's like, Dad,
these are my favorite. And like Oliver was Oliver Twist,
(12:11):
I have another like that little that poor Oliver. Whatever
that movie is, I don't even know what it is.
That's who my son was. Yeah, can I have another?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
And what it loves them absolutely loves the candy corn.
And I think they're the grossest thing in the world.
I think it's terrible.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
They you want.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
To see a video, you can check it out Instagram
on are Mike and I posted this yesterday and I
thought people were gonna be on board with me, and
everybody was gonna be like, oh, yeah, this is trash,
this garbage ill who likes those? And then they would
tell me their favorite candies And all I got was
these are the greatest. I love these so much. Have
(12:51):
you ever mixed it with peanuts? Have you ever mixed
it like you can make it into butterfingers? If you
mix it with peanuts and squish it up. There's no
way that's good. There's no way.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I think we're just learning that your audience is aging,
and I.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Honestly we need taps to play for your audience, because
how dare they? And by the way, there are two
different types of old people candy. There's the good old
people candy, which is female candy, and the bad old
people candy, which is male candy.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Candy corn is bad male candy.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Right what, I don't know? It was a lot of
females say.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
They loved bad male can No, no, no, no. You
know Granmy's carry Werker's originals and those weird strawberry candies
with the gooey centers. Good old people candy.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
But that's Grandpa. That's a grandpa. That's where there's your
grandpa candy.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
No, where there's your grandma candy.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Disagree?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Grand glad candy are Mary Jane's.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Which again I love, So I have no room to
talk here. The peanut butter like hard chewy on a
stick thing. M hm love those, okay, well those with
so much of my heart. It's gross how much I
see one of those at a grocery. They're always like
a nickel and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Oh, it's the lettery and like, uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Mints they're always hard and not the good chewy mints
you get at restaurants.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
My grandma hard mints.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
No, My grandma had tic TACs, the orange ones and
the like the tic tac tic TACs uh, and she
had I guess that was really the only candy that
I remember having. But Grandpaz not Grandma's have the Worthers,
the Worthers Original, which is the best, which might be
the best old people candy ever in the entire world.
My son, who is a old man at heart, he's
(14:32):
truly the every like. I wish I could show you
his Maybe I can show you in here. He went
and did his his school pictures today and he looks
like a grumpy old man. Let me see if I
have it on here. But his favorite candy is old
man candy. He says things like capeche and yeah, capeche
and uh, I think it was fiddlesticks. Like everything he
(14:55):
says is a is an old man saying, let me
find it here.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
But he's really embracing. We got to get him suspenders.
You should dress him as the old man from up
for Halloween. Let me, Are you having terrible Internet connection?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah? Kind of. You see that picture, you see the video.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Look at the look how disinterested he is the shirt
we picked out. Uh, but he loves it, doesn't he
look like and you can't necessarily see in this picture
he's got one hand in his pocket like he's playing
with some change in his pocket. He's very uninterested and
smiling at all, like somebody just got on his lawn.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
You know what the other fist is doing. You need
to meme that with the Arthur fist. Arthur, it's just
his fist near his pocket.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
That's what his other hand is doing.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
He looks like he should be on that seventy show,
Like he's a mini version of Aston Kutcher from that
seventies show. And he's doing the white people thing where
when you've made eye contact with the stranger and you
purse your lips but you're not smiling, but you're not scowling,
and you're just doing that we made eye contact.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
That's the face.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Your sound is making you've you've taught him that at
such an early age, it's all him.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
I'm telling you, I don't know where he gets half
the stuff that he does. Now there are it's like
phases too, because he'll go in and out of like
he's gonna be like a really old man at a
really young age, and he wants to swoosh like nineteen
twenties haircut all of a sudden, to like he's in
Spider Man and wants a mohawk. It's back and forth,
(16:28):
but he's deep down, deep down somewhere in there. He's
a little old man who just like fiddlesticks and dew
drops are things.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
He actually says.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Capeche when you want to agree something on something, it's
a capeche capiche at capiche, yeah, bud capiche.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
But you have to do this to the hand gesture
instead of.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Getting yelled at my cousin. He never like yelled at
his kid, but he would go like, those are some
bad banners you've got, yeah, So like he would start
walking around it every time you were getting a bad move.
When he was really little, you would go, oh, bad manners.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
So funny.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
I love little kids who have their own like capeche
or bad manner that right now?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Is there candy you wish would come back?
Speaker 3 (17:14):
M butterfinger bebies.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Butterfingers old recipe? They updated the recipe any hot garbage?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Dude, Oh my god, thank you so much. I swear
to god, I just said that this week.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Hey, corporate Butterfinger, listen up.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
We know you went cheapo on the ingredients because you
wanted to make bigger profit margins.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Let me tell you you ruin the products.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Thank you, You're welcome. My god, thank you. I thought
I was. I mentioned it.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Nobody was like not one person was like, oh yeah, yeah,
I can definitely tell the difference. There's a difference in
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh here, let me tell you. You know, they've.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Never announced it, which is how you know that they
just cheeped out on something because they didn't want you
to recognize or complain or talk about the change in
the formula.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
They just wanted you to accept it.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Have your friend's gaslight you because it's not the most
popular candy bar out there for people who don't eat
it all the time, are probably like, sure, have they
changed it? I had a butterfinger the other day. It
seemed like the same as my childhood, but all of
us who ate them.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Regularly it's wildly different.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yes, and it's not as crunchy. It's more like papery
and it's so disappointing.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Yeah, it's you know those god, what are they they're like, uh,
they're not protein bars, but they're like Quaker oats bars
that when you bite into them, they're hard and they
they literally fall apart.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Uh Nature's valleys, Yes, getting nature Valley's bars whatever they are.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Yes, yes, so that's what they remind me of now. Yeah,
like just as crumbly. Sometimes they're chewy, but like they're
almost better if they're a little bit chewy. But there is, yes,
there is something one different about uh about butterfingers. And
we were going over like the on the beat NY
three morning show. We were going over the top like
(18:57):
one of those maps that shows all the candy and
all the different areas or whatever, and like candy cord
is dropped down. It used to be number one all
over the board except for in Utah. Utah loves candy Cord.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I'm not surprised the Mormons are weird.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
But butterfingers not on that list that much. Reese's is
pretty high up there, as it always is. That might
be the best candy in the world.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Utah also puts creamer in their pops. So if we're
really going to them for palliate advice, I think we're
failing as a nation because.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
You know what, Utah, You're fine, You're good. You do
you boo?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah, you keep your taste opinions out of the conversation.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
It's forty nine states.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Only, baby, not you. What candy would you bring back?
Speaker 6 (19:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Hands down, this is so easy. Altoid sours.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Oh, I don't know that they've had an Altoid sour.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
Oh, buddy, If you haven't, you definitely missed out on
core memories from third grade to eighth grade because they
used to come in like circular Altoid's tins and then
there was like a mandarin orange one and then like
some BlackBerry one or like something.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
They were fruity, but the outside layer was super sour.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Okay, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I would punch a child for these.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I would punch a child like a baby in the
face for a tinities Right.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Now, Altoid sours sours.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
I want to see if I've had these I want
to see the tins look very familiar. Oh yeah, okay,
I know what you're talking about. I never did have these,
so this makes.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
My mouth water just thinking about them.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
And I pushed Mentos were like, I know they're still around,
but I was. I was at Mentos good again, none
of this should be shocking information after what I've revealed.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Mentos. Mentos is another one of had the grandparents. Also,
I just thought of another one, Rollos. Do you remember Rollos?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Dude? I I used to eat Rollos like a psychopath.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
They're delicious and well, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
I'm choosing, like the movie ace Ventura, to ignore and
not try it again because I'm afraid that if if
I try either one of those things again, I'm gonna
watch it and go That movie sucked ass.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
That candy was not good.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Truly. If you break off the chocolate from a Rollos.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
And put it into like a bar, you smosh it
all together and you ate it, it would taste like vomit.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Their chocolate is so bad. It's not funny.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
It's chewy, and I don't know that it's supposed to
be chewy, and that's a caramel.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
So yeah, no, those are mine. Those are my go
to honestly grown up, I was a Snickers kid. I
love Snickers.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Yeah, you can't go wrong with the Snickers, Snickers, Twigs
six and Raises.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
I do feel like they chinzed out a little bit
on Twigs again, I feel like they might have changed something.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
I've had a couple.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
I do love Twigs and I haven't had a bad one,
but I do feel like they changed something in it.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
And I don't know that.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
It's bad yet, but it's It's not always my favorite
like I felt like it was when I.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Was a kid. When I was a kid, I hated
kit cats.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I don't particularly love them as an adult, but I
have been in lankened to world flavor.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Kit cats world flip what's that?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
There are different flavors of kit cats around the world,
depending on the market, and if you go to Asian
markets they have the best. They have like an orange
chocolate orange kit cat that is the best.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
It sounds terrible, but I'll try it.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
It's so chocolate orange. You don't like orange chocolate.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Did you ever get the smash Bulls for Christmas?
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
You don't like them?
Speaker 4 (22:23):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Let me tell you if there was one tree I
could have for the rest of my life. It would
be those smash oranges.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
No, I.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Just straight up shit went out of those stockings. I
would see that and go, now that's a fruit. That's
a fruit. I don't want that. I want I want
the heavy Reese's peanut butter cups that are just gonna
sit in me as I eat forty five if I
eat an entire stocking.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
My family does that, the orange thing, but I just
it's not for me. Do you know?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
One year somebody didn't get them, and I had such
a quiet because it was Christmas and I was an adult,
but quiet meltdown over it of like it's not Christmas,
Like it's not like Christmas.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Is ruined, but like Christmas was kind of ruined.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Like thank you so much for the gifts. That was
so nice. You got me everything I wanted. Oh my god,
I feel so blessed, But also, where the fuck is.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
My charcol.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
I'll try I never I don't know that I've ever
fully tried it. I may have pretended to try it
because they did it all the time, But I flipped
out one year because my parents got me a or
not my parents the for Christmas I received. Yeah, yes,
I received a joke piece of coal in my stocking
and immediately went into meltdown mode without looking further in
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the stocking.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
My dad thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
My mom didn't know that it was happening, and that
never happened again, And and that's when the oranges stopped too,
because she was they were Santa was trying to make
up for it and made sure that I had an
abundance of ship that I didn't need.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Yeah, do you like dark chocolate? Sometimes?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
I like the dark chocolate ones are better? Oh?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Really? Why? Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I think dark chocolate orange just goes better together than
milk chocolate orange.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Yeah. Like dark chocolate and peanuts a lot, Like if
you put that together a lot.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Are we old?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Because we keep talking about different candies that incorporate peanuts.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
In a way that like, if I was a child,
I would be like, what are you? Eighties?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Snickers has peanuts in it?
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Yeah, but likely Hershey's with almonds is like the best.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
With almonds is an old people candy.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Old people can absolutely is. I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
It as the heath Bars old people.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
No, that's an old person candy.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
That's like I thought you said, uh, what's the one
with coconut and it's not paid it?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Almond Joy? I like Almond Joy.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Almond Joys are old people candy.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
I agree, But not Hershey's. I think that's the line.
I think that's those little mini Hershees are still for kids.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
If peanuts are in it's for old people. That's literally
a kid deterrent.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I think it only exists so that little grubby paws
than go in certain candy balls.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Snickers is the biggest candy and it's got peanuts in it,
one of the best candy bars.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
They even try to hide it to be like we're
a shamed they're in here too.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
I mean there's nowhere on the package. They don't tell you.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
We don't want to admit that they're in there.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
What they are the I'll give.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
You the the the candy corn mashed up into butter
like they say it tastes like a butterfinger when you
mash it up with peanuts.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
But there's no way that that's good.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
There's no way, no way, no way.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Follow the Slightly Messy Show on I g at Slightly
Messy Show. Did I hear you're going on a road
trip this weekend? Did you say beep beep like a car? Sorry?
I was distracted, melting down. I want to go back.
I want to go back. Yeah, I want to go
back to that bet beep?
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Okay, where where are you taking this lovely adventure?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Going to Columbus? Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:02):
This sounds so fun. Great?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Have you heard about their parts? The Great Museums too? Germantown?
Check it out one time? No, it really I love Columbus.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
I have a certain skill that I would say that
only I have, and it's I'm really good at hitting
Columbus as soon as rush hour traffic hits, so that
it takes me a long time to get anywhere.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
What's Columbus in comparison to like a Michigan.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
City, Like, what is oh Detroit?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Is it okay? Size?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (26:35):
I thought it was Cleveland. I thought that would be Cleveland.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
No, Columbus is definitely most populated. It goes Columbus, and
I'm guessing Cincinnati, then Cleveland than Toledo.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Oh, I forgot Cincinnati too. Yes, it's a lot of
big ones.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah. The three season of Tea Baby the four biggest
cities in Ohio.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Wow, Wow, hate myself for knowing this.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
But let's let's go back to uh primary school education
in the state of Ohio. Okay, here are some fun
facts about Columbus not the original capital of the state.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Can you name the original capital of the state?
Speaker 3 (27:06):
You asking me? Now?
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Cleveland? Chilicothee close? You know that place you never ever
heard of before in your life.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
I even know that you said a word.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Only people in.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Ohio know what it is because until you hear it
pronounced out loud, you only read it as like a
million letters on a board.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
One is that used there? They moved it. It makes sense.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
It used to be read on the Ohio River, which
at the time makes sense. A lot of goods and
services came in through boats on the Ohio River. But
it moved to Columbus because it was the center of
the state. They wanted to centralize things. Makes more sense.
Here's why I bring that up. The city of Columbus
is built as a circle to have spokes to all
of the major cities around the state, which means.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
It's impossible to navigate, seeming to be easier like a
giant roundabout.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Now, when have you ever.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Looked at a roundabout and thought this is the most
efficient way to get around.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Ever, I'd never know it laid to be it.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Honestly, I just get stuck in the middle part the
whole time, like I'm gonna get out it.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Nope, I guess we're going around again.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
It's so hard to Aviregate and I'm going there, and
I looked it out the other day and I used
to be like, oh, it's not far. I've forgotten that
I've moved farther away from Columbus. It's going to be
roughly three and a half to four hours.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
To get to this wedding.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Are you serious.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
I'm not good on road trips. I'm a forty five
minute max girl.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Before I start to lose my mind in the car
as I had some questions for you.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Are you you're good at road tripping? You can't you
take the RV out?
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I would say, yeah, pretty solid.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
I have my moments just like anybody else, but it's
usually kid oriented, and that's just a matter of trying
to make sure the kids can do like make it
in another hour or make it another fifteen minutes, or
me not you know, gonuts like I base my car
that I just bought off of of making sure that
on a road trip that they're taking care of That's
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the was the sole purpose of every good feature in
my car right now.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
So I'm in the middle of a conundrum here because
it used to be if I listened to the soundtrack
of Hamilton front to back with no skips, it would
get me pretty close to downtown Columbus, and that is
now no longer the case, and I don't know what
to do. It wasn't even like, oh wow, I enjoy
the soundtrack of Hamilton so much, I must learn it
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word for word. It was purely a time gauge because
I would hit certain parts of the musical and be like,
or a quarter of the way there, we're halfway there.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
I knew it so well that I used it as
a time gauge. So I feel like that's off the table.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Question, Yes, are you allowed to turn on movies to
play as a single driver when you're not going to
watch or said movie but listen to it? Because follow
up question, how is that any different from a podcast?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
The floor's yours, ah.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
So hear me out.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
I've seen these things on TikTok where you can literally
put your Netflix and YouTube. If you have a screen
in your car on that that that screen in your car,
I don't.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
I don't know that you should.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
I've also heard of people putting their their phone right
in the dash right there, So like if you're looking
at your speedometer, you could look down and see the
movie or just look up and you'd just be you'd
be just fine.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
That's so dangerous. I would you would never.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Never, I would could could could never.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
I don't know. Man, that's such a tough thing.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
That's such a tough thing because like, no, you probably shouldn't.
And and now I have this thing in my car
where it tells me I need to take a break,
like you should take a break, and it's got a
little coffee icon. And usually what that means is I
haven't paid attention to the road and I've swerved a
little bit and that so that kind of kills it
a little bit when I when I go to listen
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to these movies.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Mm hmm, you say take a break.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Funny enough, in the soundtrack of Hamilton, there is a
song called take a Break, run away with Me for
the summer, Let's go upstate.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
And I would say that's about.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Three quarters of the way through the musical, i'd be
pretty close to club ifs I mean you could.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
So. I used to drive back and forth a lot,
especially during Christmas season for breaking and entering, a lot,
like back and forth Detroit to Grand Rabbit's two and
a half hours.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Three, doing it five times a week.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, a.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Lot, six times, six times a week.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Obviously I drove other people's vehicles at time, so I
would never do it in their vehicle. No, But if
you time it out correctly, you could listen to a movie.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Almost a full movie.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
So I would get in my Avengers, my Avengers marathon,
and I would go through all the Marvel movies and
it would be great because then I knew exactly how
much and how close I was based on where it
was in the movie.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Now again, I wouldn't watch these movies.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
They'd sit in the cup holder or it attached it
to the bluetooth and just kind of listen. I don't know,
this is such a weird things you probably shouldn't realistically, Like,
if you can't text, then you can.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Well, I don't know that's different. I guess you're using
your fingers.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Because it's like a podcast truly, But That's where I
kind of fall intote problem here of like I have
to turn on something I've seen a million times, Like
I have to be able to watch it in my
head while I'm listening.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Yeah, like a like a like a yeah, like a
show you've binged, like a like A. I know you're
not a fan of the Office.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Or whatever, but like that's a great example.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
But yeah, so I don't know, I don't know. That's
such a tough thing. That's such a tough thing.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I'm gonna ask you an even tougher question. Okay, what
is the best road trip snack? Is it meaty? Is
it salty?
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Or is it sweet?
Speaker 4 (32:38):
I like meaty. I like a big hunk of meat.
I like beef jerky. It's just crazy fucking expense, dude.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Why is beef jerky more valuable than gold?
Speaker 3 (32:53):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
You could get a filet, just a just a good
cut of steak for the same price.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Is the bag of beef jerky in a gas station?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Right? Mediocre beef jerkey?
Speaker 1 (33:05):
By the way, the good stuff you gotta pull off
the highway for find a store that's a couple of
miles down the road, and.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
It's usually like three giant pieces and that's it and
you'll chew on it for a while.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
But he usually just three three giant pieces.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
You could get a Wago steak for less expensive than
a thing of beef jerkey. But I also like the
ship that I spill everywhere constantly, Like I like a
good Cheddar cheese checks mix. I'm gonna spill that shit everywhere,
and I'm gonna have cheesy fingers. Same with with uh
with white Cheddar popcorn. I got cheesy, little little digits,
little fingies.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
I'm a huge fan of pretzel rods, but it has
to specifically be rods because that's what dads have on
road trips.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Like I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
My dad, my daddad like to put it into context.
I grew up in Toledo. I grew up in Slovedia.
My dad worked in Detroit his entire life apart from
like five years and then my brother and I played
competitive sports. My sports were based out of either Toledo
or Cleveland. His sports were based out of Toledo, Ann
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Arbor or Detroit. He did Hackey United Soccer on those
or where the big teams were or whatever. So my
dad every day drove from Toledo to Detroit to Toiledo
to either ann Arbor or Cleveland and back. This is
a constant in his car. He had a cooler that
was always somehow cold before like good coolers were invented,
magic magic Dad cooler.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Yeah, they were made out of something different. I don't
know what. Right.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
He had half of a sandwich from his lunch that
he did not eat that was always definitely left over
for us because we were running late and hungry, and
he definitely wanted that half a sandwich. But it knew
he knew he was gonna sell himself or save himself
from a meltdown later if.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
He saved it.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Yeah, And then an entire bag constantly one open, one
still sealed pretzel rods because.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Once one was open, it was time to stop at
the store.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
And going another back this we were gonna eat all
of those pretzel rods in a couple of days.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Those were the road trip snack.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Would you choose pretzel rods over the tiny pretzels with
peanut butter inside of them?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Okay, huh no, Okay, so this is now now we're
debating snacks versus road trup snacks. Because if we're talking snacks,
my fucking kryptonite, Mike, more than an I would you
know how they what was the baby in the Bible
and they were fighting over whose baby it was, and
they're like, I'll cut it in half and then we
both have half a baby. Oh me, I would be like,
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I'm gonna cut it in half and give you both
halves give me in exchange. Do you remember those giant
toddler size barrels of peanut butter pretzels that you can
get at Kroger or Costco. But it's not the normal portion,
it's the you have a problem portion?
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Do I remember or did we just get rid of
one of those? Because we ate them all in my house?
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Oh, you notice shrink flation affected those bad boys. They
used to be bigger Okay, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
They're not.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
They used to be big, huge nuggets and now they're like,
they're very bite sized little pockets.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Used to be sixty eight ouncers or sixty four ounces,
and now it's down to like fifty two.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
I have a problem, Mike.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Those are my favorite thing in the entire world.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
Yeah, those are Those are solid and pretzels are a
solid snack because you really don't spill it anywhere. I mean,
I guess you'd get salt places, but really, really you
could eat them anywhere, or you.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Can suck on one end, right, get it all like
that white part. You flip it over, pretend like it's
a cigar in the backseat of the car.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
I know that wasn't just me.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Oh yeah, I was with you after the suckond part,
but yes, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Mean so, I so specifically for road trips, it's got
to be pretzel rods. But I get so f China
that there are no healthy snacks.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
And oh there's nothing they have. Some of them have delis,
Like I know you guys don't have a Westco but
Westcoes have it.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
I would shout this from a rooftop.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Have the the best deli of any gas station I've
ever seen, any gas station I've ever seen. And that's
stopping at all those road trip stops. I don't know
about a BUCkies. I'll say that BUCkies has everything. BUCkies
might have might be the best gas station there is.
Do you have a sheets We just yeah, we just
got one. I haven't been in yet, but yes, we
did just get one of those to.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Getting as well. I think it opened up like a
couple of weeks ago, but I still haven't been.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
But I need to try it. But I need a
BUCkies and I needed to go to sheets.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Sheets is a good one. Come and go is a
good one.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Certain kays.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
But I also am nostalgic to Bill and Ted's excellent adventure.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
Oh is it a Circlekay?
Speaker 2 (37:35):
And that strange things are a foot at the circle?
Speaker 3 (37:38):
K Oh.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Yeah, I kind of a line from the movie.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
I know, I know. It's also the place where they
go sixty nine and the Princesses.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
I love.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
I fucking love villain tad dude. Fun fact, I'm like
obsessed with Bill.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
And Ted, Bill and Ted or one specific human.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Oh kenle Reeves Garrett the perfect man he does exist
is kenu Reebs? How could you be both? Wait? Shit?
Is he Bill or Ted? It's one of those movies
where it's Bill and Ted.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
I think he's Bill.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
He's Bill. He's definitely Bill.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
But he's the perfect Bill. He's a perfect John Wick.
He's a perfect guy from Speed.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Yeah, different in every single one.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Yes, he's actually a phenomenal actor.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Yeah yeah, because I thought he was gonna be type
cast after Bill and Ted like I thought he was
just gonna be that character a million times, because I
genuinely thought that's how he talked and how he was,
and he wasn't.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
He was just he's just a good actor.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Have you seen Always Be My Maybe on Netflix?
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Okay, you need to watch that Ali Wong, she wrote
and I think directed it and started it.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
But you need to watch that because.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Canu Reeves has a great cameo in it where he
plays himself but this like really funny, douchey version of himself,
and it's really really good. Even if you just watched
that scene on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Go watch it.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Yeah, I thought you would be over here. He was
in Grand Rapids, not recently now, it's been a couple
of months. I sent you the link to it.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
He he came to Windsor. He didn't come to Detroit,
but he went to Windsor two.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
I didn't realize he was in a band.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Yeah, baby, he can do everything here. His mom was
a cashun designer for Dolly Parton.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Holy shit, let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
I got lots of fun facts about Piano Reeves. I've
in love with him.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
Uh so, why are you going to I didn't even
ask this question why are you going to Columbus for
uh for the weekend?
Speaker 1 (39:32):
And even asking you know what, I have three weddings
in the next six weeks.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
You serious?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
I am very and all of them are travel weddings.
So I've got lots of road troops coming up.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
That's exciting. Are you in them?
Speaker 1 (39:46):
So for this wedding in Columbus, I'm going to be
doing like I believe, it's a traditional Catholic ceremony. She
asked me to do some readings throughout.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
It, so, oh, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
That's I know how to read really well with public.
Everybody's like, you're a public speak girl. I'm a public
joke teller. I'm not a public reader. I was in
the special reading class with no windows. Did we forget
about that?
Speaker 4 (40:09):
I would use that cutting baby in half thing? I
would use that one.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
I'm sure the priest will love this wedding after that,
I am not in. But it's in Chicago and it's
like just a woman I love in a door and
I'm so excited for her. And then I have a
wedding that's technically travel now, but it's in Toledo and
she has no wedding party. And we also have planned
(40:35):
this wedding in the past weeks.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Five weeks.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
She just got a venue like three days ago Holy Weddings,
and two and a.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Half weeks, three weeks.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Why is it the people? Is October becoming a busy
time for weddings.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Yeah, we were also going to do a fifteen person
backyard wedding that has quickly turned into a seventy person
venued wedding. So we are making a lots of rabbit changes.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
I'm actually that's I'm excited for all of them in
different ways. I'm super excited for that one because she's
like the most casual bride ever. They have kids together,
they live together, they've been together for like, I don't know,
twelve thirteen years at all point, so it's just like.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
A we're getting married.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
I don't really care. I just need a dress in
an aisle. I'll be fine. Like that's her attitude and
I love it.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
Yeah, I mean, that's good. That's good.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
I've just I noticed because when we got my wife
and I got married, it was like the beginning of September,
and we thought that was late, you know what I mean,
And it feels like more and more weddings now are
because I think Ali, my co host, is going to
a wedding in November. Like that to me, like, maybe
it's not as as out there as I thought it was.
But I've always thought they were just in like spring
(41:48):
and summer.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
I think it depends on your venue. Also, let's be honest.
It's the we're spoiler alert. Here's a little behind the curtain.
We're not recording this on Wednesday like we usually do.
It's a twenty four sep September and it's eighty some
degrees out.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
It's about to be eighties in October.
Speaker 4 (42:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Oh I love that. Oh I love it.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
I'm just so irrationally angry about the temperature. Like every
day I wake up and I go, can't wait to
put on my sweatsuit, and then I go a device, name,
what's the weather today.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
It's just like it's gonna.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Be eighty eight degrees and sunny, and I'm like, this
isn't fall.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Oh God, I love Oh, I love it.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
I We got off the plane in Florida a couple
of weeks ago and it was muggy and it was hot,
and I was like, God, yes, give me more this
is what my skin, my Mocha skin, was built for,
not this fall. Actually I don't mind fall. Fall's fine.
I don't want winter. I could do without winter. If
I could live somewhere else for winter, I would want
(42:48):
to be a snowbird old man.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Someday.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
We had two and a half days of snow last year.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
Perfect, it's two. It's one and a half too many.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
You summer people are greedy, little bitty Literally, it got
warm in March of last year, warm in October, and
you're like.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Not long enough.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
I can't stand that we're gonna get six days of chills.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
All I want.
Speaker 4 (43:12):
All I want is winter for a week, and that
week will be Christmas week. No, maybe through New Year's
because I don't want to do anything those two weeks anyways.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
So perfect, snow me in. It's fine. Right after that
it can all melt and I would be just fine.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
That's an old person thing to say. Kids love the snow,
snow days. You're old.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
I like how you. I like how you pulled that in.
You pulled that in. It's a slightly missy show.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Up, Absolutely pathetic.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
Love the show. You guys are doing a great job
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