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Speaker 1 (00:01):
That's right, goaheam prug Man. Okay, chuck it down at nine.
You see the march. It couldn't be anything else. Food ball,
food ball, can't do it. Selling you talk, you talk,
you talk, you talk, you talk, you talk. Give me
two dumb ass, dumb ass per Sally, per Sally personally
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for seed Man, Wow Man, bring down all great things,
grow wild and free. Talk it out, make petros in money.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
You rast seventy LA Sports Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app.
Making our way to five thirty over halfway through, Like.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Bobby Valentine said, Matt, these are the dog days of baseball,
and they're the dog days of great sports talk. And
we've got to haul and pull our way through the
next hour and a half. Tim kates with Marongo Casino
Dodgers on deck right here, and we're all very excited
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about that. We got our tank tops that Matt got
us on Amazon. I'm wearing my Communist hat because I
believe the A's will sweep uh with the hammer and
sickle on it that Matt bought me I could have.
I've had a couple of these in my life that
I purchased from the Union War Surplus, which used to
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be a store in San Pedro on Sixth Street. We've
had so much fun here at Breweryets. A big thank
you to Moses and Wacko and Ricky and Social Matt
and Bert and Ronnie Fossil back in the studio wake
up Bert and our promotions guy Dave Wiese all of
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our friends for coming out and being part of this.
We only had a few days is to promote this.
So the fact that people came out to hang out
after we were jettisoned by our original we were Matt
and I were marrying Joseph. I don't know which one
of us was pregnant, but you know there was no
room at the inn for Matt and I. I all accept
God seed Yeah, and we have you should, I mean
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your chosen and uh and we we we we did
not have to sleep in a manger. And the months
that that donkey and cow dung, we're here at Brewer Reacs.
Where is my mr? A much better your Franken sense
and murder? Where is my It doesn't actually show up
in Bethlehem, Matt, that's ah, it showed up. Uh where
is it? The king showed up months later? Actually, but
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you got your shepherds in the house. I'll take my
shepherds in the house in the house. What have we
given away so far?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
So far we have given away a two nights stay
at an MGM resort in Las Vegas. We've given away
two pair of our three pair of Dodger tickets, to
give away a Breweryax gift card, and still to come
we're gonna give away.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I mean we're only on for another hour or so.
Fifty inch West House Team, Oh my god, and the
Western House guy's here. Brett is here, Pratt with his
Oakley blades. He looks like Dick Tomy, that guy. That
guy sleeps on a mountain of televisions. He will give
away a fifty inch Western House, four k, a Man
of the Sea of a Mountain.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
One hundred dollars gift card to Superior Grocers, and uh,
we got more Brewer React gift cards. So come on
down see us. We'd love to see you. We appreciate
all of you. Uh been a bit of a scrambled drill.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I want to know what kind of party that is, Matt, Like,
what's going on over there? Like that's not our party? There?
They were reserved for themselves and we got I got
nothing against those people at all. No, they're here, they're
party and they've won, they won Dodger tickets early. But
they look like a nice like what are we they celebrating? Up?
I'm gonna go engagement. I'm gonna go engagement party. I'm
gonna go retirement. What are you guys? What do you
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what are you celebrating? What are we celebrating over there? Birthday?
I think they said per neum We all got one?
What they say? Why do we sell? Somebody translate? We're
wearing headphones. We can't hear. What are they celebrating. What
are they celebrating?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Oh, it's a work part, just doug, let's get out
of work early and get loaded.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Well that's a good that's a great reading. That's what
we're here, and that's what we're doing. Okay, here we go.
What is we're going to talk to her? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, yeah, come here real quick. What is it that
you're hold on? Let's uh what are you celebrating?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
All right? Put these on? All right, ma'am. We're celebrating
this summer tour. But what we really are celebrating freedom?
Uh huh, let's go America and working hard. That's right,
We work hard in America, hardes the country when we
have meetings. We have meetings. Yeah, look at that, Oh
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drop the mic moment. Nobody meets like the people that
didn't introduce themselves to us. Nobody meets harder than them.
Freedom for patriotism, and this is our meeting with beers.
Wait to go, there we go. What a kick ass
group of people. Absolutely, well, thank you for being here. Guys,
well God bless you, thank you for that part of
great sports talk. All right, each sports talk, it is
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time for Camp counselor Matt Smith, the voice of the Bolts,
all right, riding the wave of the Chargers popularity in
camp under Jim Harbaugh, Matt Smith has taken to Amazon
and really tried to really tried to bump up our
camping theme because we were supposed to be at a
campsite brewing company. Today we're here. But we still got
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our vibe and our theme on YouTube, on X, on
Facebook and right here at Brewery X and on the
iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
And you are going to want to get to Facebook,
YouTube or X right now, AM five seventy LA Sports
because we're going to give out our merit badges. We
purchased fifteen pack of merit badges. I was able to
kind of line up maybe a couple.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Competitions we could have, And so Matt's been working listeners, yes,
during the breaks. You know, Matt usually just stands here
and gives away prizes and then works the crowd later.
But he's been working the crowd early to try to
get people to come up here and be part of
this wet hot American summer camp style that we got going.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
On first event of the wet Hot American Summer we're
celebrating freedom. Okay, so we're celebrating freedom on the summer tour.
I need three eaters. I need someone to earn the
eating patch. Three eaters who can dust a piece of
pizza before anybody else who wants to compete here we
got I feel bad, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I don't want any dough bar. Okay, old dough bar.
I already had one. I mean it's been six days.
Let's go kiss shirt. Get in here. First three people
to step in here, we're two and old. No, you
know when you gotta eat the young lady, lady and
the lady here, we got you. Bo Jackson yes, exactly,
Jack to Auburn. By the way, Bo Jackson already won something.
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Get some Let's get Bo Jackson out. Let's get Bo
Jackson out. Yeah, they got in here. We got lady
with the bad knee.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Here we go, young knee kiss guy, and all right,
here we go. One of you want to grab because
I don't want to touch your pizza. So you grab
the piece, grab the corner and rip that thing off
the young mustage.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
There we go. Pull that thing off, get it out
of there. So we got three contesting. So here you go.
You got the plate, you get the paper. We have
a young lady who looks like she could play Olympic volleyball,
no doubt, despite the knee injury.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Oh they want him on the stage. Oh, they're going
to be on the stage behind my god.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
All right, why for the eating badge, for the Petro
sent Money camp site eating merit badge, first person to
dust the whole piece of pizza, and we're gonna do
this official p They got to give us the tongue
that nothing left in there.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
And Matt mad is the voice of the Bolts. She'll
be calling played by play. All right, here we go.
Everybody around.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Hi, applause for our competitors winning the fork and they
have to eat the crust.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yes, whole thing. Absolutely. What if you just fling the
crust into the reservoir, that'll.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Win you the uh, the telescope badge. Just here we go,
all right, first one to finish. Everybody on the count
of three. Here we go, one, two, three. Oh, look
at this, all right, we got a big bite. We
got small bites here. Oh, he's got half the piece
down on the left. Our volleyball's got the typewriter type
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got Our guy in the kiss shirt is suffering, suffering,
but he wanted it bad.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
So he wanted it bad. I don't think anyone's touching
our guy on the left. Now this guys, but you
know what, slowing, he's got a mouthful, so he's got
a chew and swallow. It's a dry doey go.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Now you know what, everybody's almost Our guy on the
left with the breweryac shirt, he's got a lead.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
But now our kiss guy is catching up. He's no
joke man. We had there we go. We had to
shut the show down. Somebody died in a competitive contest.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Now you gotta you gotta eat it, gotta go all
look at this. We didn't think, oh my god, he's
got a chewing swallow. He's got a chewing swallow. You
don't get the beer it works, We're still working. He's choking.
Come on, don't they chilling this? Don't they have to
have a water like?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Isn't that a part of that far ahead? I did
not think that far ahead. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
This is just a terrible sands and I think we're
stupo water rock in roll oh side all right, and
party ever read day. I'm stood water roped in row
oh nad and party every day waiting. Go kiss guys
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for the effort.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
You will get the row the boat badge, and you
will get the start of barbecue bad.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Because we can't. Last time we tried to start a fire,
we were threatened with termination. All right, P great job everybody,
Thank you for participating.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
For everybody waiting fire games on the Petros and Money Show.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
What's the matter with you?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Well?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I happen to coggestion all weekend. That's just okay. This
one I'm excited about. P.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I mean that was pretty good, Matt. That worked out
pretty good. Hey, I mean I would say, right now,
you're in the bonus.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Okay, yeah, how about this one stretch?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Oh, let's stratch. Let's get a deep stretch. Who wants
We got three competitors. I want who can get stretch? Anybody?
I want the deepest stretch we need? Who can get?
Who's gonna You're in, p You gotta outstretch pe right
here in order. So so here we go.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
We're gonna go. Let's let's just line it up. You
gotta outstretch Pe. Can we do it on the front
gates instead front of the stage instead of back of
the stage, so we can get it on the cameras.
Uh yeah, you're in all the way. Hey, let's see.
Can you get your palms on the ground? Look at
that with straight legs?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Can you? Oh, we got one over here, We got
one over here already. Look at that.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Now, can you get your palms on the ground? And
can you get your head between your legs with that stretch?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah? Oh god, look at this? Oh my god, look
at her. All right, we got a winner. We got
a winner. We got a winner as Petros, and we
got a winner with this young lady right here. Come
get your badge. Look at that I'll stretching the yogiese
good stretch, good stretch, fantastic. All right, here we go. Pee.
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Now this one, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna roll. Uh.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Maybe I don't do this one yet because I'm a
little nervous. All right, who has got twenty twenty vision?
I need someone with twenty twenty vision. Twenty twenty vision.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
The guy that drove from Ventura? Right and Ross? You
have perfect vision? And look at Ross? Alright, where's Ross
has got the Utah shirt? Okay, here we go. Let's go.
All right, sir, here we volleyball girl's going to get more.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Pizza as she should. All right, sir, here we go.
This is the binocular's badge. The binocular's badge. I want
you to put the box. I thought that was more
of a voyeur thing. All right, well maybe no, no.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
No, no, I got you. You got no. So here
we go. He's your box. Matt Brown his binocular. That's
how he does. I want you to read me one
item from the common Ground Mexican menu. You want to
turn those around? Yeah, there you turn those around. There
we go. Can you read me one item from the
common ground menu? To earn the binocular's badge. Really, how
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about how about about some detail that's me some detail
that's like t gup when they hit it down the
asphalt man, some detail right loaded from Okay, congratulations sir.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
You've won the binoculars. Russ is in. All right, Russ,
here we go, Russ. You have an opportunity to win
the orienteering badge. R that's that orienteering that is do
you do you know directions? Can you figure out which
direction is which? That means?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Oh, well, right by the freeway. This will be easy. Right,
I'm going to open my compass, my compass, and I'm
going to ask you to point in a direction, and
if you are at least relatively close, oh you're gonna lose.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
You will win the orienteering badge. All right, so I
would like you back the sun. Here we go, Here
we go.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
At This is working out a lot better than I
thought it, right, and I'm sure it's great for our listeners.
Sitting here with a hammer and sickle on my head.
That's what coming. All right?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
You ready, ready, Russ for the orienteering badge. I want
you to point west. I want you to point west. West.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
West is right the west. The congratulations all right, can
I get two participants? I need one do it? They
can do it. Here we go, they can do it,
all right, all right, I need I'm not taking off
my sock though.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
All right, Petros is going to keep a still up
for the first aid badge. I need someone who thinks
they can do a legit ankle wrap on his crippled,
cadaver boned foot, and Petros will determine. Come on up here,
cowboy fan, Here we go. Come on up, cowboy fan.
I want to see a scar we already got.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Here we go. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Here we go.
All right, right, maybe they could do both of you
that you can do a good rap. All right, here
we go.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
If Petro she will determine whether or not she does
a legit rap on your ankle, and if in fact,
you do what, you will win the first aid merit bat.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
You're not being tied, but you know you're not being tied.
We wouldn't want it to take too long.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
It's just whether or not we believe you can do
a legitimate ankle wrap.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I don't got to run down on the LV or anything.
No rules, new rules on the check off. You're in.
How we feeling pe it's pretty tight. Yeah, she's doing
all right too tight room on the side of she's
run out of room. What do we think? That's pretty good?
All right? Right, first day Badge, first daid Badge, she
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wouldn't have broken my foot. Round of applause, great job,
all right, Now this one, I need two dudes because
you're going and to dues that are comfortable disrobing, and
they're gonna come up here and they're gonna have a
greasy wrestling shirts.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Only you've already participated, sir. You've already participated, sir. We're
gonna do the hanging laundry merit Badge.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Oh, I thought it was like Djengo. They were gonna wrestle.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
For you got you got fifteen seconds to fold your
shirt and we're gonna determine which one of you has
a better fold of your shirt for the folding lone.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
That's you know what, Matt? Did you and did Carrie
come up with? Can we get two competitors? All right?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Come on, sir, we've got one. Do we have anybody
else that wants No, it's got to be even Steven.
Gotta be T shirts. Gotta be T shirts.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
That's all right, you can use the tank, you can
use the tech. Do I have another?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Do we have a T shirt? Anybody else want to participate?
I need one more participant for the folding laundry badge.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Where come on? All right? No, there we go, We
got one. Here we go. Come on up, sir, run
of applause. I'm already participated. No no, no, behind that behind
We got them behind him. I'm sorry, all right with
the Otani shirt that only cost him seventy dollars. That
is a sixty three dollars T shirt. That was a gift.
It was a gift. Hey, well, you're well loved. All right,
Where are we gonna do it?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Matt, right in front of you, right here on the right,
here on the deck. All right, guys, shirts off, we're
gonna and there. It's not a race, so we got
twenty seconds.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
It's not a race. But you know, be like John
Wooden exactly, be like our last contact. Quick, but don't
hurry exactly. So here we go.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Petros, you're the judge, am I yes, you determine which
one of these guys had a better fold. I'm gonna
tale you're next time is twenty seconds. So you don't
have forever. But it's not like a super fast deal.
So here we go.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Twenty second is math time, so be be efficient. And
both these gentlemen look absolutely great, fantastic. Any woman here
would be lucky to have a man like this labor
at the laboring over her tonight. Here we go, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
For the folding laundry badge. In twenty seconds, let's see
a nice crisp fold gentleman, and go all right.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I can see that they both have a different style,
ones using the chin to the right and the other
one like did the flipping motion. Okay, wow, all right,
here we go. Pee which one you like? Right here
in the blue? You like? The blue's all right, sir.
That other one's too big and flap. Here you go.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I'm gonna give you a mountaineering badge for the up.
You get the mountaineer, Yes you, sir, get the folding
laundry badge. Round of applause for our contestants.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
And just like, uh, just like Bobby Miller's chest piece
with the lion and the tiger that guy has. The
Lakers and the Dodgers are right going after each other constantly.
All right, we still have more badges, but we got
to put a pin in it because Martin Jarmon is
going to join us. Unfortunately, I was not able to
who can burn down the brush around the reservoir challenge.
We're gonna happen the maps, an umbrella lighting challenge and
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a pube pulling challenge. Exactly right, stay with us. Thank
you everybody, well done, round of applause. We'll talk for
the Stout Master map. Wow. What an ending to the
camping season. I'm coming back next summer Live and Anaheim
at Brewery X. We would love to see you.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Still got almost an hour to go before we go
to Dodgers Baseball. Tim Kates'll be doing Dodgers on Deck
from here. A huge thank you to everybody that turned out.
So got to give away that fifty inch Western House
HDTV and still got to pick our finalist, one of
six from our live tour stops to potentially win eleven
thousand dollars Pee.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
And that green team in the back, matt.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Oh Eto n Oyotsha. Get yourself a nice green tea refreshed.
It is show hailed Tani's favorite green tea and drink,
and it is our favorite drink to keep you refresh.
They just loaded up the bin, so go get yourself one.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
And joining us right now on your Southern California Toyota
Dealers Celebrity hotline. They're painting Big ten on all the
courts and fields for they already did probably, but today
is the first day. It's a historic day, and it's
football getting started as well. So to discuss the big move,
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one of the authors of it, CLA athletic director, the
forward thinking Martin Jarman, joining us once again on the
Petrosen Money Show on Anti seventy LA Sports. What's crack
and Martin, how are you fellas? Fellas?
Speaker 4 (19:12):
It's good to be with your Man's the historic day.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah, but it feels like we've had a few of those, right,
you know. There was the end of the football season,
the end of the basketball season, the end of the
baseball season, and now that this season is beginning in earnest,
it's kind of real. Is it like you thought it
would be when the deal was made? Is it bigger?
How do you feel about it at this point?
Speaker 4 (19:36):
You know, I'm relieved. I mean, we spent spend seven
hundred and sixty four days that we've been planning for
today and I feel excited. We're ready, We've been planning,
and to see eighteen teams in the Big Ten and
UCLA being in the Big Ten, it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Marn Why is it? You know why?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I think a lot of people are wondering. You know,
what was the idea behind I did? Why was this
move made? And what does it mean for UCLA's athletic
future to now be part, like you said, one of
eighteen teams in a conference that stretches from the Pacific
to the Atlantic.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Yeah, you guys know this, but the winds of change
are constantly blowing in college athletics and it's going to.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Continue to blow.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
And we looked at it, the landscape with the transfer portal,
its name, image and likeness. You know three years ago
when I had the first conversation with my boss, cancer
Gene Blocks in the fall of twenty twenty one, you know,
I just said, we need to be open to thinking
about a different conference. That the opportunity arises because college
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athletics is going through consolidation, it's going to go through
more change. You got to position your program to be
successful in the new landscape. And so you look at
the Big Ten conference, the history the tradition, the resources,
the academic institutions, AAU institutions just like UCLA. It made
a lot of and I'm glad and fortunate that it
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was able to work out this way.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
It's interesting because it hasn't happened yet, right, Like we
haven't seen you know, Rutgers in the Rose Bowl or
these different things that we are Indiana, which was interesting
out there at Big ten Media Day. We haven't seen
it yet. But what do you tell people, whether they're
your athletes, your coaches, your donors, your alumni, what do
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you tell people that are trepidacious about it? Martin, people
that push back on the move, I tell.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Them you can't romanticize. You got to modernize. I mean,
this is a new day in college athletics. And if
you're not forward thinking, if you're not bold, if you're
not trying to be a part of the best to
compete at the highest level, you're going to get left behind.
And I think you've seen some of that with other institutions. Yeah,
so when you come to UCLA, you want to compete
at the highest level. You want to get a great
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degree from the number one public institution in the country.
You could do it in athletics and academics that so
we want to be a part of that.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
What are you most excited about? Just as we get
ready to get the football season underway. We're in August,
you're going to be playing a game in a month.
Is there anything that just kind of when you look
at that schedule, when you think about fans that could
be pouring to the Rose Bowl from some of these
you know, Big ten historic institutions, is there anything that
I know there's a lot, but just maybe something that
comes to mind right away when we ask that question.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
First thing that popped in my mind was more coverage
and a national platform for our student athletes. Better game times.
You know, you mentioned the Indiana game. That's our first
Big ten game home opener September fourteenth. You guys know
in September, those games are hot. We don't even have
the students in yet, and we've had plenty of games
at twelve and one o'clock. Well, that Indiana game is
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gonna be at four thirty. Oh yeah, So you know,
I've got kids. You know, you can do the whole
soccer games or this or that whatever in the morning,
and then you can come in jo us some football
late afternoon and it's going to be perfect weather. So
I'm excited for the national platform. You know, the Big
ten has NBC, Fox, CBS all carrying our games now,
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so we're going to have more coverage, more national windows.
But everybody can understand how great UCLA is and see
the Bruins live.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
You know, we have an event out in Thousand Oaks
a week from today, I believe spoiler alerting Deshan Foster
another spoiler is going to come out and visit us,
your brand new head coach. How has Deshaun responded with
the team now that campus started, and what kind of
head coach do you think he's going to be? Certainly
got a lot of people here in southern California rooting
for him that watched him play football and grow as
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a coach over the years.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Absolutely, I'm excited about this, darn. You know, he's very
deserving of this opportunity. This is a dream job for him.
You know, his work ethic he's put in the time,
and the work he's won at every level, and his leadership,
the way that he commands the room, the way you
see the young men responding to him and the staff.
I'm excited about it. You know, it's cool to see
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him be a bruin and embrace this role and also
grow through it. You know, progress is never linear. You know,
you have Hubson, you have downs, is how you respond,
how you get back up. And he's just had a
tanastity and a resilience to him and a grit, a
toughness that I really love and I'm excited. I was
out at practice the first day and you know, guys
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are just flying around and just there's just a different
energy and enthusiasm around our football program. And a lot
of that credit is to coach Foster and the team.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Martner, certainly everybody excited about football season. You know, McK
cronin is one of our absolute favorites when it comes
to UCLA basketball and what he's been able to do
to restore that program to greatness and feeling like they
got a shot at it every single year. But just
kind of curious about the other sports because I think
a lot of people wondered. You know, it's one thing
for football, who plays one game a week, but how
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much more do you and the other folks out here
at USC and Oregon and Washington have to do? Logistically?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
When it comes to the Olympic sports, to baseball, all
to water polo, to things like that. To try to
get this schedule right and make sure these student athletes,
you know, don't have too much of an issue traveling,
like we said, from coast to coast.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
That was one of the three priorities that we had
when we made this move. And the fortunate thing is
we made it two years ago, so we were able
to push behind the scenes and work with the Big
Ten to make the logistics piece of this as less
intrusive to our student athletes as possible, and I can
say this first year, I'm pleasantly surprised how it turned out.
You know, we had told the regents that we were anticipating,
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for example, three to four road trips with men's and
women's soccer. We're actually going to have only two road trips,
one of them with women's soccer, one of them not
in the Pacific time zone. That's when they played Northwestern
in Illinois, and they're gonna only miss one day extra
class time than what they would have had in a
PAT twelve travel schedule. So they're having two road trips,
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one to the East coast, Midwest and then the other
one now is in Washington. So I've been pleasantly surprised
it's not gonna be to the level that people think
the travel piece will be incidental, not seismic, and so
I'm happy about that.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Incidental not seismic. Don't romanticize, modernize, Martin Jarmon, Big Ten
Athletic Director. But Martin, don't let the Big Ten act like, oh,
the Big Ten is now in the Rose Bowl, like
we didn't play real games in the Rose Bowl before
they showed up. I mean, you know what I'm saying, Martin,
(26:33):
Don't let them act all hard like that, Do you
know what I mean? No, Man, We're gonna bring it.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Listen, We've won eighty eight conference championships in the last
twenty years among seventeen different programs. We have a rich
tradition with our football program in the Big Ten. Is
gonna learn quickly? Yeah, we do it the Rose Bull
in Pasadena.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yeah, I don't want to hear it from these fools anyway.
I've done with the great A d. Martin Jarmond, anything.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
For where are you most excited to go over the
next few years, Coach? There's some Look, the Rose Bowl
is historic and I'm sure it is number one now
on every Big ten. Whatever institution is, they're all ma
mater or they cheer for to make sure they plan
a trip.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Is there anything? Is it Kinnick? Is it Camp randall?
You know?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Of all those out there? Is it college park? Like
where would it be? University is? What is Penn State?
Is that is a state?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
University? Valley, Happy Valley? There we go?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Is there a what is it that might stand out
to you? The Horseshoe, the Big House, all of those
that you really can't wait to check out.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
There there's three of them. And you know, I've been
in the Big ten. I was at Michigan State and
Ohio State. I was in the Big Tip for fifteen years.
So I've been to every stadium. But I'm excited for
three of them that come to mind right when you
said that that I've been a part of. You know
one we're going this year at Penn State to be
there and a white out. I just want our kids
to experience that. It's incredible. They've got a great atmosphere Iowa.
(28:00):
You know they're coming to our place this year on
a Friday night, but going to Kinnick Stadium for a
night game. That's pretty special. And then I'd say probably
the Big House. You know, I don't know. I think
they're gonna be a few years in the character Martin,
but that's gonna be fun with.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Your Ohio State roots. The Big House. Jeez, we love
your Martin. He congratulations on all your hard work and
your foresight. With with the foresight that you guys had,
I don't think it's beyond the realm of possibility that
UCLA could have gotten left behind if they did not
(28:36):
have somebody who was pushing and thinking forward in this time.
So thank you, Martin, and have a great time.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
All right, Thanks, We're excited and we can't wait for
football to start. September fourteenth, Indiana first in game. Let's
do it.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Heck yeah, Hoosiers talking all that mess. This isn't Hickory
coming to play South Bend full at Garber's right for the.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
No, thank you, Martin, there he goes Athletic Director Martin
Jarman Official. Today I retweeted the commercial. I thought it
was pretty cool man, that big ten commercial. What bothered
me was like the acc claiming Ldecki.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
That bothered me. And then USC tweeted out a picture
of the big ten thing on the coliseum, like the
LA Coliseum. And to be frank, I mean we're not
talking about UCLA football. We're talking about USC football Heisman
winner two years ago. And it says a venue, you know,
built for the big ten. And it's like, no, it
(29:38):
was built in nineteen thirty two and it was built
as a memorial for World War One and it's been
a West Coast football. Who put that up? Cathedral USC?
What are they thinking? It's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
It's very It bothered me. It says the LA Coliseum
was made for the big and they do the big
right sta one, the big stage. The LA Coliseum was
(30:03):
made for the big stage. Thoughtless post.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I mean, just accepted the Democratic nomination in the coliseum.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Pope spoke there she two Olympics. What are we doing?
I mean say something like, hey, we're excited, you know,
can't wait for big ten action in the coliseum, insulting
the coliseum was made for the big ten stage. No,
it wasn't. The first Super Bowl was at the coliseum.
You arrogance, Rostards and your dad was there. You ever
have a super Bowl at the Big House with all
(30:34):
those fat Chardonnaye drinking snobs from Michigan, or those troglodyte
animals at Ohio State beer swilling dogs, or a bunch
of a bunch of creepy Virgin engineers at Illinois. They
ever have a Super Bowl there in Champagne or Banna
shut up? Built for the big ten f you. Oh,
(30:56):
look at that round of app The LA Coliseum was
made for the big stage. Yeah, okay, Jesus, two more
segments to go. Is this food for us? No?
Speaker 2 (31:13):
I was like, hey, all right, loaded fried wings. Jesus,
Like I said, time has Adam.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
You're really feeling it? Guy coming up here to talk
about all the the seltzers they got going kiwe watermelon
or whatever the latest flavor is. I can continue to
talk about big ten venues that have never hosted the
Super Bowl, or.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Don't you dare disparage ross Aid Stadium in West Lafaye
and Indiana.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Don't you dare in the shadows of those cornfields and
windmills and turbine. I'm not going to his parents Kinnick
with the children's hoss. No, you can't do. That's like TJ. Simers.
You know, he's an a hole but he's got the
hospital hat on and you don't know what to say.
(31:58):
He's dead. I know he's dead. People don't listen, Hardy
guy's dead. It's part of it we do. That's why
we have hospitals. That's right, try to keep them alive
a little bit longer. But he's dead. And you know what,
the Colisseum Twitter people are dead to me? After that?
Was it us or the College USC Trojans USC Athletics.
(32:20):
That's that's not cruel. Between that and threatening the Notre
Dame rivalry. Oh that's a big one. We've lost our souls. Yeah,
Cowhard's from the West coast, like I'm from Anahei. Pushing
pushing one of these buttons right now. Unbelievable, unbelievable. I
(32:40):
can't believe it. Unbelievable. It's unbelievable. This venue was made
for the Big ten. It's a freaking coliseum. No, it wasn't.
Specifically was made for the Olympic Games, you losers, you
freaking fly by night star effing prisoners of the moment. Hey,
(33:00):
row the boat man, row the boat into the coliseum.
It was made for you, Minnesota. That's a brand new stadium.
Nor for you Minnesota. We'll be right back with more
parlor games. Streams up, YouTube, Facebook for the old, Twitter
for the young.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
This.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
I think we should announce all of our tour stops
four days out.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Well, we can definitely announce our next one right now
if you'd like. Okay, we're next week, one week from today.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
At three o'clock. Tell me it's told me at three o'clock.
It's a three to six tarantula Hell thousand and zero,
eight oh five. We're coming Ferry low chance that they
(33:52):
cancel us like the place in Covina did, which.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
That's a that's a damn shame for shames what that was.
But we're going to be a thousand excited to get
back to plane.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Deshaun Foster eight oh five love a lot more white people,
whether however you feel about that, but that is what
it is. Also, I want to a big thank you
to the Clipper karaoke guy, and I complimented his sunglasses.
Like you guys don't have to buy U stuff. In fact,
it's you know, we'd rather you're not. I mean, you know,
(34:27):
life's hard enough. You don't have to buy the AM
radio guy stuff. But it is very nice that people
do and I complimented his sunglasses because I thought that
they were killer and boss and bitching. And he bought
me a pair of the same sunglasses a brand I've
never heard of, Dooberry, not to be confused with Dingleberry.
(34:49):
But there it is, Clipper Mike, Is it Mike Mark? Yeah?
If I was a rich man and I want to
give a shout out, I need to do it again.
I don't like what they did to me there. I
need to do it again. You'll have a chance to
(35:09):
redeem yourself maybe in Thousand Oaks next week. Uh. A
big thank you to Gabriel who won the Binocular Award.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Gabriel just recently got engaged. They got married in Laughlin. Beautiful.
Gabriel and Kelly engaged at Dodger Stadium while I Love
La was playing. Not swept by the A's that night.
That was not you, not them. No, No, it's a
different the T shirt. Oh, I'm sorry, not the binocular.
(35:41):
Congratulations he won the laundry Award.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
He won the laundry Award. He folded that thing up
nice and compact and clean.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Yeah, Gabriel and Kelly, congratulations to them. And is that
everybody that we've shown Ryan who brought a family here.
I met when I was coming in. A lot of
great listeners came and braved the heat. It's been hot.
It's been hot. Oh the Cowboys fan ladies still together?
(36:10):
Apparently still together.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
She was not happy that her husband raised his hand
or boyfriend boyfriend husband, what is it.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Exactly common law? Yes, I threw a T shirt at
another event that hit her in the face and the
husband laughed and he was like, And apparently that's also
been a point of contention. We do not do well
for this couple. Yeah, we're sorry, tell me to see
us as not great. Now. That happened to another couple.
(36:39):
We had an intern, a guy that loved the show
so much that he had his girlfriend be an intern,
and she got so popular that she left him. Well,
she started hooking up with everyone. With the other intern,
she hooked up with tight Pan Sean, our male intern.
Poor Christian. Yeah, still reading. We haven't seen him since.
I still feel bad about Yeah, Vietnamese egg rolls were
his demise. That was a different time. So thank you
(37:03):
really everybody that came out. Again.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
I forgot Matt Ken Finnegant book.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yeah, this guy he donated, he gave He dedicated this
book to his nurse Ken. He lost his brother, but
he gave me this cool book that is about torn
down ballparks, and it says remembering torn down ballparks over
a cold beer. And if there's ever been a sports
talk radio show that feels like a torn down ballpark,
(37:32):
there's no doubt about that. So thank you, Thanks to
everybody who comes out and all the nice people who
do stuff you don't have to. We will return with
one final segment, Matt, which is a bridge too far
when it comes to these events.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
But to be interactive, Oh you're going to do a thing. Well,
I've got to give away this tent merit badge. So
if I can get three dudes that can pitch a
tent on command, all right, who can.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Pitch the tent get away? We can't we listen? Listen, hey,
if they could do it in the Olympics, we're not
having a boner cun We're gonna have a boner contest,
not with all the beer being. What else we got
we gotta do? Not tying? Not tying contest? Oh yeah
(38:17):
we got that. He already won one.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Uh do we trust our listeners? To hoist somebody on
their shoulders for the climbing contest. No, can we do
a couple's lift? Who can lift them up on a
shoulders the fastest?
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Yes, year we go far. We like it. We've avoided
lawsuits we have. We're not gonna have a chicken fight.
We're gonna do the fun fact. Okay, how about this one?
We might do the dead and alive.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
See times have changed. We can't do the Kelly Leak
who can flick the cigarette? But the farthest contest for
the flame.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
But what we can do is Matt texted me this
morning and asked me, in all honesty, if I had
a zippo, I was gonna do this freak snap to
light Johnny Interest over here, right, Yeah, let me just
pull my zippo out. I keep it with my comb
in the back pocket of my Levi's five oh one.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
So, because people don't smoke cigarettes anymore, how about we
need two vapors who can vape the biggest dragon cloud?
Who can vape the biggest dragon cloud?
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I'll do it, not yet, sir, oh the Laughlin gun yet, sir,
guy that got married in Laughlin. We'll need two vapors.
We got a lot coming up for our Merit Badge competition.
As we bid you farewell before Tim Kates takes over.
I like the biggest vape house of the dragon right
vape dragon Cloud, That's what we got. Comed so hop online,
(39:40):
YouTube dot com, Facebook, dot com, x dot com. I
vaked so hard, vape so hard you earn the merit
badge next