December 2, 2025 • 36 mins
A full 4 hours of Great Sports Talk. What is wrong with Fred's mic? On3 College Football Analyst Andy Staples. Secret Textoso Roundup
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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To assert dignity is to lose it.
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LA Sports Live Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app on late
Today three oh eight pm. Start very rare. When following
a three hour Rogan and Rodney show. You trying to say, man,
I'm not trying to say anything, I'm just saying the work. Normally,
(01:10):
we don't this when we follow that.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Show, trying to make fun of Frid's Mike.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Listen, you don't have to you don't have to live
in pain. You don't have to show her all you
need to do is call us. What's so?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Why are you gotta be so rude?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Well, I ask you this, hark, What do you think
about argument to summer?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
We can't just take the air Hot.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Fuzz is the name of that show before us.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Oh, come on this guy, he's out of control and
argue with him. He's making fun of Fred's mike. Well,
fix your mic.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Fred's also sick, by the way he talked about it
at the beginning of the show, how he was sick
for Thanksgiving and still feels sick.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Sick, Mike is sick.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
What bok has a sore throomroom? You got to stop
Fred Rogan needs a new microphone for Christmas. Definitely, he
needs to do.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It's coming to the studio. No, I don't want to smell.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It, right, We don't want to smell him.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I don't want to smell his cologne. We don't want
to smell somebody buy Fred of Mike. My god, you
wouldn't think this is like a billion dollar company.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
But you can't encourage the type of behavior by buying
him a new mic What type of behavior not coming in?
He doesn't live here.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Here's a show here. Yeah, I know but that's should
at least come in.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
That's not my offract And then I don't want to
set nor do I.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I don't want to smell him, but I don't want
to hear that mic.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Let's set a schedule where, Hey, Fred, I don't want
going to be at home this day, you're coming in.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I don't want to smell him, and I don't want
to hear the mic.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Don't live in pain. Let's cut a two minute commercial.
This guy, are you feeling.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Huh Now, Matt is exaggerating, it is not.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I mean, you're right, it's worse. You're right, I am exaggerating.
You know, it's way worse.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I just can't believe it, Matt. I can't believe that
you'd start our show. We have such a promising show.
We have great college football guests. So the last thing
we heard before our show save Spain. We have Andy Staples,
the great college football man one. He's a Southern man
and he can tell us what's going on. He understands.
And then Chris Peterson, our dear friend from Fox, is
(03:41):
going to join us on the four o'clock hour.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
We have his players in the lurch.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
We have a lot to be grateful for Matt and
instead here you are modulating the mic and making fun
of Fred. And it's not that aggression will not stand. Now.
I don't think I think our boss gonna come in
and be like, hey, you can't do that, you really,
(04:06):
I do.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I do think Matthew stammers.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
It's funny. Somebody pointed out to me that Eric Dickerson
uses like one of those old iPhone like headset.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Thing like wired headset, where he's got the little plastic
thing on the wire the way better. Gotta love that
field tap. He's got an app on his iPhone with
a wired headset from like twoenty ten and Ed. You
can check the AM five seventy la sports Instagram page
(04:40):
and listen to the audio of ED, and then go
ahead and podcast The Rogan and Rodney Show and listen
to Fred asking the questions to Ed and the again,
he is doing the show from his phone with a
wired iPhone headset from like two thousand ten.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
And it sounds way back financially better than But that
doesn't mean Matt, with the promising show that we have
everything that we've accomplished, that we need to start our
show by denigrating Fred.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
It's the last thing we heard it was a look,
if it's a thirty second commercial, probably I'm like, wow
that I would have said that sounds kind of off.
He's over a mod sixty second gotta get that mic
fixed two minute commercial of pitching someone on you don't
have to.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Part, don't flow through the stop.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Stop it it was he tried to sneak in an
extra thirty seconds.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Of em Ronnie she not in our time slot held
the son of a bitch? Think you are? You know?
It kind of reminds me like if you do college
radio like you used to do college radio, Matt, you.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Know NBU ninety eight point three, have.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Your own radio show, and like the show before yours,
plays two hours straight of Natalie umbrug Leah is torn
and you're like an avant guard jazz guy. And instead
of just starting your show and playing your Ornette Coleman right,
what do you do? You make fun of the Natalie
and Bruglia check. Hope you enjoyed the Natalie and Brugly hour.
(06:16):
I got so sick of them.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Hadn't turned the ball over and so many pretty good
for interception. Anytime you say that, Rodney, you know how
it goes.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Okay, Rodney, but where's Fred.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I don't think they played You'd have to play the
Jacob commercial to get Fred's Mike to A and B it.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
And that's what we're doing now. No, that's who we
are now.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I don't know. I think Kate's is going into podcast
file and he's gonna pull like one of the hours
or give us a sample.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
We're going to attack Natalie and Brugally. I mean, poor
Kevin figures is driving home right now, Kevin figures back
to twenty eighth, seventy eighth and Vermont and that's deep.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, we can do it for parasitecond poor Kevin. Oh,
let's not get the jingle. Yeah, I don't want to chase
Fred's boy.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
December has this mix of joy and chaos.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
One minute, you're decorating, shopping, trying to get your life
back on track after Thanksgiving and here's the d S.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I say, when it happens, it's going to be better.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
And it was better Mike from twenty ten.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
All right, okay, we've established. Is there anything else? Hey? Fred,
you said you weren't feeling well. What's going on?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You can hear that in the voice too.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
What what do you mean to mean, Fred, I'm feeling
that you ever notice how December has this mix of
joy and chaos? One minute you're decorating, shopping, trying to
get your life back on track after Thanksgiving?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
I mean the Rams defense did not play great. I
mean Carolina moved the ball at Wheel.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I mean one guy's a professional broadcaster, the other a
paid analyst who comes on once a week for an
hour from his home through an app called feel Tap
that is available on the iPhone. Not quite the starlink,
(08:04):
no with a wired iPhone headset from two thousand.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
And yet think about it.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Two touchdowns on our fraditional broadcast, Fred Rogan, guys got emmys?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Oh you open a closet in Fret's house and you're
getting paled behind.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Have you ever noticed how December has a snitch of
joy and chaos?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
It's terrible, weird.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Just listen. I was going to open with the Soritos
calendar and all the different places that you visited.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
We had a great time.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Twenty sixth calendar is like a this is your life
Petros from your five trips to Surria.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
We did have a great time yesterday and Downey and
Downy showed us no love none. The people of Downey
came and we appreciate you. But Franki Okayama, the mayor
of Soritos, came through and showed us love. And we're
looking at you Downy. You guys suck as a city.
You're sent nobody and nothing. Now we're going to on
December eighteenth, We're going to West Covina and we expect
(09:01):
to see everybody there for a four hour show. We'll
have more detail on that two weeks from this Thursday
as the show goes on. I just want to do
my kind of dancing with a radio partner that's not
talking into his mic like Kenny from South Park.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Do you really think that Dorothy Stark is still the
favorite for THEO periods? I would you really hood.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Fourth and two and two and not just get to you?
They got two touchdowns out of it.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I can't put a little bit under the weather.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Have you ever notice how December.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Off theirs?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
We can't do. We can't be this way, guys, we can't.
It's a Christmas season, it's a holiday.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
See, we can't be this There's there's two things you need,
three things you need to do a radio show a microphone,
some headphones, and a person to talk well, and I
would say content. There's four and they don't have I
mean content. You're asking for a lot. That is asking
(10:07):
for a lot. But it's like, I think, like a
microphone is the most important piece of it's.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Been a month. I think about somebody like Isabelle as
much as we love Isabelle and like to claim her
for ourselves. She listens to Rogan and Rodney, and she
listens to Dodger Talk, and she can I just can't
imagine like sitting there anticipating that your favorite show's coming on,
and the host of the show comes on and he's like,
(10:33):
you ever noticed.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
How December has this mix of joy and chaos?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Sorry you wait a minute? How long is the show on?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
For?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Three hours? And that's what the mic is gonna sound
like the whole time. That's correct, exactly what it's gonna say.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I have a story to tell.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
That's the thing.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
We got.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
We got a viscerated when our mics would go sideway.
Oh god, you my man, you gotta buy new mic
right now? Why I just got this? What's wronging? It
doesn't sound right?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Hey, when you're talking into a cactus in the desert.
The rules are different. Kfi's fifteenth three, the pasta Thon
Matt is to benefit Katerina's Club, a local charity providing
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slash pasta Thon. See Now, if Fred was doing that promo,
which I'm sure he did, people might not even get it.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
They wouldn't know that you could offer donator rucker any sport.
Final four, why.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Notice how December has this mix of joy and chaos?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Or you could donate it any so call on He's location.
That actually sounds a lot better than that.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I will say this though, just because I finally understood
what Fred was saying there, I was just thinking, gosh,
December really does have that mix of joy and chaos.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
You ever notice how December has this mix of joy
and chaos?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I feel like if I take the sock off of
your orders won't. Nope, that doesn't work, Like it's impossible
to mimic it's so bad.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Well, I think we've wasted a whole segment.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Here go to the Sokel's Wendy location Wendy's locations as
well to donate. The pasathon is great. I feel like
we're better than this. We are twenty five thousand meals
every single week, the children in me.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Which you had to do it, Matt, you had to
get your monkey free.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
It was a two minute commercial from that microphone.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Well, it's a three hour show from that moment. Wells,
am I wrong, Ronnie? The whole thing?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Nope, I mean I'm gonna get it's the two minute
commercial before we come on.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
So, like, have some self respect? You'd like to if
you have enough self respect to squirt all that jupe
on or whatever it is, savage jup cologne every day,
don't you want to have self respect for how you
sound on the radio?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
You'd like to think? Last time I checked, there's a
lot of musicians in the Greater Palm Springs area, which
means there's a lot of stores where you could find
yourself a nice Sure seven mb I could order one.
It'll be there. Tomorrow from Sweetwater.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
We'll be back with Andy Staples, Yes, Staples to help
us with some perspective. Perspective in the world of college football.
Lane Kiffin, what's he up to? He's at LSU Karlate Sataki?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
What's he up to?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
He's hanging somewhere between BYU and Penn State, leaning towards Utah.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Great cookies.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yes, the Crumble Cookie Empire was involved in keeping Sataki
college football playoff talk as well.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
I think you got to raise the price of cookies
now because I gotta pay.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
This guy fifty cents stands to reason.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Five point fifty out for a chocolate chip cookie that's
got three thousand calor.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Well, don't even get a started on the Dubai chocolate.
Well from Dubai, Matt, I mean, come on all the
way over, Yeah, they don't.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Do you think they'll build those buildings just off nothing.
It's kissing everybody buzz on that du buy chocolate. That's
how they build up Dubai. Everybody knows that, right, And Bob,
are you ready? There's a radio game to that. We'll
talk about Bob Chesney. So stay with the Petrosen Money
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Speaker 3 (15:09):
Well whatever, The coaching carousel is mad, spinning, wild and free,
and the South and college football talk is bubbling over
like a gumbo pot. We always check in with our friend,
our learned friend of the South, who's always very, very
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interesting and intriguing this time of year. Eleven years at
Sports Illustrated, he was at the athletic.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
As a Southern American. You said something that got up
underneath my skin.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Now he's with on three Sports. He's a real champion,
and he's joining us on your Southern California Toyota Dealers
celebrity hotline. It is Andy Staples back on Petro said money,
what's cracking? Andy? How are you?
Speaker 8 (15:55):
I must be in the stitch. I don't know what.
Phones just went out, so but now I was asking
if that was that was one of my relatives you
played earlier. I don't know if it's the South Carolina
side or the Alabama side of the family. Maybe maybe
I live in Florida, so just typical Florida man.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
But yeah, well, we think of you as whenever we
talk to you as you skimming across the Bayou in
an airboat going from source to source.
Speaker 8 (16:19):
I'm not kidding here. I live in a fairly bougie neighborhood,
but seriously, two streets over for me, there's a guy
who keeps his airboat parked in front of them.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (16:30):
Yeah, three days a week.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
That is how we want to view it. While you're up. Now, look,
you've covered these stories, I mean, all the way back
from you know, the Auburn Private Jets trying to undermine
Tommy Tubberville or whatever. I mean, we've seen it all,
but where does this Kiff and saga kind of rank
for you? It just feels like it's never ending, and
it's so it's just there's something even more tantalizing every day.
Speaker 8 (16:57):
It had so many tentacles. I think that's what it
so interesting because when Florida fired Billion Apier, it was
very clear that their top target was going to be
Lane Kiffin.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
And then when.
Speaker 8 (17:06):
LSU fired Brian Kelly, it was clear their top target
was going to be Lane Kiffin. And meanwhile, Lane Kiffin
is busy leading Ole Miss toward the playoff and so
you knew this collision course was coming. And it was
really about with two weeks left in the season that
we kind of figured out, oh no, if they make
the playoffs and he's not staying, they're not gonna let
him coach. And we talked to, you know, a bunch
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of different ads and asked them, Hey, would you let
your guy do this if he was going from this
school to this school? And it matters which school you're
going to and which school you're coming from, and every
one of them said, there's no way if I was old,
Miss Ad, I would let the LSU coach coach my
team or the Florida coach coach my team. And so
we knew this was coming. I'd say it exploded even
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more spectactually.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Than I imagined it would, which is what you assume
is going to happen when Lane Kiffin is involved. We'd
like to, you know, blame something or someone, some entity,
some rules. What is it that we should probably focus
the most amount of blame? Is it just that that
schools are allowed to do this? Is that the problem?
Speaker 8 (18:13):
No, Blaine Kisson decided to do this, Okay, that's what
he should blame. He could have stayed at all miss
Nobody was holding him hostage, holding a gun to his head, saying,
decide you want to go to Florida or LSU. So
he could have avoided all this by just staying in
all Miss So he made a choice. And you can
blame the calendar if you want, but the calendar exists
the way it does because that's where the semester break is.
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The semester break exists where it does because that's where
Christmas is. So basically, unless you want to overhaul the
American Higher Educational systems calendar or move Christmas. I don't
think you're really going to get much change.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
How bad of a guy is Lane for doing it Handy,
because there's you know, he's a bad guy, and then
there's other people that say, well, if he would have
won five games, miss would have fired him and not
honored his contract. So what about that side of things?
Like where where do we kind of place this?
Speaker 8 (19:06):
Both the things you said can be true, like they
would have fired him if he'd lost five games. He
and Lane said that a few weeks ago. He's not wrong.
I'm not lying about that. Look, he made it. He
made a choice. He wanted to work at LSU like that.
I don't know that that makes him a bad guy,
but that's the choice he made. And I don't know
that everybody would have made that choice. You know, you
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saw some coaches that had opportunities Eli Drinkwitt's of Missouri,
Clark Leett Vanderbilt who had opportunities to go elsewhere, who
ended up staying with their teams. Now, they're not going
to make them play well. Bandy might but probably won't.
But Vandy was in a position when clarkly made the
decision where they might have been in the playoffs and
he was sticking. Now he's also getting the number one
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quarterback recruit in the country. He flipped him from Georgia
and he's gonna sign with him tomorrow, so that that
probably has something to do with it too, But and
that's that's just the business. And there are ways you
can tweak the calendar that might make this easier. And
the coaches are the ones who resisted. So I'm not
blaming Lane Kivn specifically, I'm blaming all the coaches because
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if you wanted to eliminate spring practice and turn that
into like an OTA situation that starts in May, and
have the transfer portal be in the spring and have
National Signing Day only be in February instead of in
December and February, then you probably would be able to
get through the playoffs without having to change jobs. And
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the coaches don't want that. The coaches want their team
to be set in January, so they want the transfer
portal to be in January. They had the option this
off season because they were changing the transfer portal times,
and they have the option to make it only in
the spring. Or only in January, and they chose the
land January because that's what the coaches wanted. So if
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you want anybody blame, blame the coaches.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Always great perspective live from the air boat. Andy Staples
on the Petross and Buddy Show on a five seventy
LA Sports talking about the coaching Caarrassel very interesting in
the SEC, but it's not like everybody's got it figured
out in the big ten. What's going on with Penn
State and how come they can't find somebody to take
their millions and millions and millions of dollars.
Speaker 8 (21:19):
Do y'all remember that Tennessee search a few years ago? Yes,
that went absolutely crazy. So actually so, Mike Leach was
actually sitting. The late Great Mike Leach may he rest
in peace, was at a hotel in Marina del Rey,
waiting for the Tennessee AD to get there.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
I haven't remember my phone that.
Speaker 8 (21:38):
I got it at four thirty am Eastern time, the
morning of the day he was supposed to meet him,
and it just says who the hell is in charge there?
And it turned out later that day. Later that morning,
the Tennessee A D was called back to Knoxville. And
fired because of the way he was handling that coaching search,
and that's the one where they were going to hire
Greg Ciano. The fans were volted and then they didn't hire.
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So Penn State's search is veering into that parasyte, and
they've talked to a lot of people. They just never
have gotten down the road. It's that they had focused
their energies on Colonie Sataki at b Yu Kilanie was
very clear with anybody who might have been interested in
him that he was not doing anything until after this
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Big twelve Championship game. And I suspect, I don't know
this for a fact, but I suspect if BYU won,
or if BYU just got into the College Football Playoff
without beating Texas Tech in this game, either way, that
Colonie was probably gonna be like, no, never mind, I'm
just going to stay at Uyu. So you're gonna have
to wait on him, and I don't think Penn State's
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willing to wait at this point, because if you think
about this, when Lane made his decision, Final final final
decision on Sunday, all the dominoes fell. Arkansas hit, Auburn hit,
Florida hit That's what everybody was waiting for, clearly, and
Penn State was not in position to make a hire,
had not gotten down the road with anybody they really liked.
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And I got to be honest with you, guys, if
I'm a coach, it's not just the mechanics of the
search that would bother me. It's following James Franklin would
be very difficult because they fired a guy who won
thirteen games last year. Yea, and you better come in
and make the playoff immediately and immediately compete for the
Big Ten title. There's more pressure on whoever gets that
(23:26):
job than there is on anybody getting any of these
other jobs.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Andy the.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Well, we got Morris who's going to Oklahoma State, sum
Raw to Florida, and UCLA gets Chesney. It's you know,
I guess Summer is a little different than the other two.
But following the Signetti sort of plan, what can you
tell us about the guy that UCLA's getting and are
they just trying to get the next Signetti? Are these
three guys that are really good coaches and ready to
make the jump.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
Well, so Bob Chesney certainly took the Signetti route. Signetti's
route was Indiana University of Pennsylvania, which is amazing to
me that such a place exists. There's also a California
University of Pennsylvania, but he went Indiana University of Pennsylvania,
Elon College, James Madison as an SDS school, James Madison
as a the FBS school, and in Indiana, Bob Chesney
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went even further back. He was at a D three school,
then he was at a D two school called Assumption,
he was at holy Cross which is an SDS school,
and then James Madison. So he's got the full Signette
going on. But he's been great everywhere. He's been great
every year's coach. He's won the league everywhere he's coached,
and so when he was holy Cross, he's the best
coach in the Patriot League. Gets to James Madison immediately
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makes them competitive, even though Signette had taken most of
the good players before last season. So they were competitive
last year. This year they're probably going to win the league.
They're twenty two and a half point favorites in the
conference title game. If Duke wins the ACC James Madison
is going to make the playoff. So Jenny's having a
hell of a year and he's a very good coach,
and you know people have known about him since he
(24:58):
was in the SCS and this is this guy's going
to be a star.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
All right, Andy, last thing for you, when it's all
said and done after the championship games, who's the fan
base that's going to be the most butt hurt getting
left out of the College Football Playoff?
Speaker 8 (25:16):
Well, there's a nightmare scenario for Notre Dame, and that
would be BYU and Alabama win this weekend, because I
don't think there's a spot for Notre Dame if BYU
and Alabama both win, because BYU and Alabama would go
both get automatic bids into the College Football playof because
they'd be among the five highest ranked conference champs. I
don't think they would drop Texas Tech all the way
out if it lost to BYU, and I know they
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wouldn't drop Georgia out if it lost to Alabama. So
if that happened, Notre Dame would be out. So that's
that's the nightmare scenario for them. I'm curious that the
rankings come out in about seventeen minutes. I want to
see how far Texas A and M falls. I also
want to see. I don't think they're going to do
anything with Old miss because of the Lane Kiff and stuff.
I just want to see they do they keep nine
through fourteen in the same order, So that's that would
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be Notre Dame, that'd be Alabama, that'd be DYU, that's Miami,
it is Utah, and it is Vanderbilt. And I'm curious
to see what the what the order is there?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Do we really need a committee for this?
Speaker 8 (26:14):
I mean, we could have like monkeys throwing darts at
a board.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Pretty much the same right, and we wouldn't have to
pay for the four seasons.
Speaker 8 (26:24):
Listen, it's the Gaylord. I don't know if you've ever taken.
It's a very you know, family friendly destination. I'm actually surprised,
Like it's just these guys and a bunch of families
with tiny children going to the water slide. That's indoors
hell of a buffet they put out for those guys,
though they do. Yeah, any thirteen people I think that
watch college football will would probably arrive at similar decisions.
(26:49):
So I don't know what the best way to do
it is. You could go to the old VCS re
use two polls and six computers, it would still spit
out probably something similar. So I don't know if there's
a better way to do it. I just think if
you put thirteen intelligence college football fans together of any stripe,
you're probably gonna get something similar.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I just don't like them getting that omelet station with
the crab and all that.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
You know, that's too much.
Speaker 8 (27:12):
Oh, I'm sure, yeah, there's I might be lobster on it.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
You know, what about us?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
What about three sports extra stick cut bacon?
Speaker 8 (27:21):
I do know that fantastic.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
I went over to the roost.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
I've done the mock election, so I've actually been in
the room and I've dined from the same kind of
craft service table. It's it's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
That's like the end of the Animal Farmer. You can't
tell what's a man or it's a pig. Just Dandy
Staples clinking goblets with those guys.
Speaker 8 (27:45):
Most people would would say, I'm closer to pig.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Oh not you, Andy, not in that sweet air boat.
We appreciate you coming on and enjoy the rest of
the college football season. Thanks for checking in with the
West Coast Great Andy Staples, ladies and gentlemen Arts one, two, three, God,
that would have been so much better.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Well, he hurt the whole intro. That was good because
remember he alluded to this so that we can replay that,
we can clip that off, Yes, tighten it up, package it.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Where's some reaction to the opening segment that we need
to get into here, that's coming up in the very
next Don't do it, Matt, don't.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
What was going on with what you're talking about now?
Speaker 6 (28:24):
Matt?
Speaker 4 (28:25):
I went to go get a t while you guys
are talking to Andy Staples. And the consensus amongst people
walking around, because it's on the speakers here, is that
you guys completely jinxed yourselves.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Oh for Staples not being there. Yeah, yeah, but you're
a great producer and you recovered Kates and you got
him right on the phone with you know, a tiny little.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
HiT's not like we did three hours of the show
with a bad mic.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Right, what are you talking about? A two and a
half minute commercial.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
We'll be right back, Hello, PMS listener.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
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Speaker 3 (29:51):
And I just want to say, tim kaits coming in
last and be like the general consensus in the in
the the.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Nobody here, yeah, general consents. There is no general it's
social Matt.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
That we got karma ed because we made fun of
Fred's Mike what you ran out.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
There during the break, Like we're with everybody.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Who said that. You're like, oh, I was just talking
and everybody says it's karma.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
There's nobody here. Social Matt Campadonia.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Once on Tuesday before Thanksgiving, everybody, no one comes back
till January.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
No one's been here for five years.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
That's also true.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
I mean gay less. There's food, Oh tendis I like
that fresh toast sticks like that promotion.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
All right, it is time for some textosos here.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Fine, brought to you by your so called Toyota dealers.
We make it easy.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
I wonder what they're about, whatever that thing is. You
know what, we can't make fun of friend's mike for
the whole show.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Okay, our old boss told us we had to find
a thread and weave it through the whole show.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Anymore.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
What I need you to find is something you can
hang on to a call back. Well, let me read
you this text.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
It says Fred sounds worse than vasay Aka satan On scam.
Good morning, guys, start calling that lazy bastard Fred Rendon
because he's just collecting a check with zero effort. We
do segments like that and then people send texts like
(31:31):
that that attack our colleagues.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Well, we're attacking our colleagues.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
This text says this, you bitches went nine minutes after
coming on eleven minutes late, and then Pete all over
the first segment, and now this dead air with Andy
Staples somewhere off Lendarro Canyon. Don my man, Martin is
mffing a cloud at you too today. It's college radio,
my man, it is like college radio. You know who
(31:57):
sounds like college radio? Come on, Kate, whatever that thing
is or you had it. I think whatever that thing is,
it's going around. I don't know if it's a cold.
I don't know if it's the flu. I think you
guys are shut up. You hear that he got caught up?
Play that part.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
Again, and I do know this it lingers.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
That's you making that sound.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Stop and somebody goes.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
I think you guys are like goofing on Fred a
little extra hard, like it doesn't sound that bad. I
mean when Money does does his little uh bury his
mouth and the mic thing? Yeah, that sounds terrible, but
Fred's voice doesn't sound that bad. I got it, and
the people in my house kind of got it as well.
And why does Money rejoice and everybody's misery and laugh
(32:54):
at the most inopportune times.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
I can't help it.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
This says, damn it, stop, I'm gonna pee my parents
laughing at Fred. This says one of the best show openings.
Thanks guys, what.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Are you looking for Kate's I want more of that.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
No, I'm looking for demon.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Give me.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
I got it, and the people in my house kind
of got it as well. Jack came over and shared
that with everybody, so then everybody felt like Jack jen
Jack was fine, but everybody else wasn't.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Your mic sounds terrible, Fred.
Speaker 6 (33:29):
And it kind of lingers. You know what I mean,
you headache?
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Stop now I'm getting mad? Uh uh petro o this one.
This is a Fred fan turning the tables on you. Okay,
are you ready?
Speaker 2 (33:46):
I am?
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Uh petro Wait a second. Your radio partner calls out
sick all week last week so you could run around
drunk in a onesie and play Jenga and Dice in
the alleyways of Ham in Indiana. Uh. And he's on
a He's on eleven minutes late and then he makes
fun of an elder smith ultimate ho pure.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I can't push back on any of it. Jenga, Dice, Onesie,
give me the give me the losing his breath there.
Speaker 6 (34:23):
I don't know if it's a cold. I don't know
if it's the flu. And I do know this it lingers.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
You know it used to be vixed. It used to
be vix Echo and now it's Fred's Mike, Like, can't
we figure it out? Like, yeah, we can't do this.
This can't be our show. Our show can't be making
Bob Yeah, why not?
Speaker 6 (35:01):
And I.
Speaker 7 (35:04):
Chris Peters is not going to come on. So that's
how Thanksgiving was for us. Otherwise it was great. Spent
the time with the family. It was fantastic.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Was he not on yesterday?
Speaker 3 (35:15):
No? He was sick.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
Yeah yeah, all right, and.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Friends, Mike should be addressed. That's all we're saying.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Yes, the man does a three hour well tomorrow, he'll
do a one hour show Thursday, he'll do.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
No I know, not even one commercial. It's been brought
to his attention. What's his response? Yeah, I don't have time,
make time.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Yeah, I think it sounds great. What does he say?
I don't love it.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
I don't know what he says.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
What does the fox say? And I put me back
with the word number and song of the day.
Speaker 8 (36:11):
I
How's the stream stream commencing broadcasting on AM five seventy
LA Sports and streaming on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's the longest running afternoon sports show in the city.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
No congratulations necessary. All traces of Fred Rogan have been removed.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
This is Petros in Money, Thank You, Thank You, hosted
by Petros Papadacas, terrible person, He's the worst, and Matt
money Smith.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
The pipes, the pipes, the pipe. Don't miss an episode.
We're with you.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, follow the petros in Money Show wherever you get
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Speaker 3 (00:41):
To assert dignity is to lose it.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Going to ukes petros in Money AM five to seventy
LA Sports Live Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app on late
Today three oh eight pm. Start very rare. When following
a three hour Rogan and Rodney show. You trying to say, man,
I'm not trying to say anything, I'm just saying the work. Normally,
(01:10):
we don't this when we follow that.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Show, trying to make fun of Frid's Mike.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Listen, you don't have to you don't have to live
in pain. You don't have to show her all you
need to do is call us. What's so?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Why are you gotta be so rude?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Well, I ask you this, hark, What do you think
about argument to summer?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
We can't just take the air Hot.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Fuzz is the name of that show before us.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Oh, come on this guy, he's out of control and
argue with him. He's making fun of Fred's mike. Well,
fix your mic.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Fred's also sick, by the way he talked about it
at the beginning of the show, how he was sick
for Thanksgiving and still feels sick.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Sick, Mike is sick.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
What bok has a sore throomroom? You got to stop
Fred Rogan needs a new microphone for Christmas. Definitely, he
needs to do.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It's coming to the studio. No, I don't want to smell.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It, right, We don't want to smell him.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I don't want to smell his cologne. We don't want
to smell somebody buy Fred of Mike. My god, you
wouldn't think this is like a billion dollar company.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
But you can't encourage the type of behavior by buying
him a new mic What type of behavior not coming in?
He doesn't live here.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Here's a show here. Yeah, I know but that's should
at least come in.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
That's not my offract And then I don't want to
set nor do I.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I don't want to smell him, but I don't want
to hear that mic.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Let's set a schedule where, Hey, Fred, I don't want
going to be at home this day, you're coming in.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I don't want to smell him, and I don't want
to hear the mic.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Don't live in pain. Let's cut a two minute commercial.
This guy, are you feeling.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Huh Now, Matt is exaggerating, it is not.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I mean, you're right, it's worse. You're right, I am exaggerating.
You know, it's way worse.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I just can't believe it, Matt. I can't believe that
you'd start our show. We have such a promising show.
We have great college football guests. So the last thing
we heard before our show save Spain. We have Andy Staples,
the great college football man one. He's a Southern man
and he can tell us what's going on. He understands.
And then Chris Peterson, our dear friend from Fox, is
(03:41):
going to join us on the four o'clock hour.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
We have his players in the lurch.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
We have a lot to be grateful for Matt and
instead here you are modulating the mic and making fun
of Fred. And it's not that aggression will not stand. Now.
I don't think I think our boss gonna come in
and be like, hey, you can't do that, you really,
(04:06):
I do.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I do think Matthew stammers.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
It's funny. Somebody pointed out to me that Eric Dickerson
uses like one of those old iPhone like headset.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Thing like wired headset, where he's got the little plastic
thing on the wire the way better. Gotta love that
field tap. He's got an app on his iPhone with
a wired headset from like twoenty ten and Ed. You
can check the AM five seventy la sports Instagram page
(04:40):
and listen to the audio of ED, and then go
ahead and podcast The Rogan and Rodney Show and listen
to Fred asking the questions to Ed and the again,
he is doing the show from his phone with a
wired iPhone headset from like two thousand ten.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
And it sounds way back financially better than But that
doesn't mean Matt, with the promising show that we have
everything that we've accomplished, that we need to start our
show by denigrating Fred.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
It's the last thing we heard it was a look,
if it's a thirty second commercial, probably I'm like, wow
that I would have said that sounds kind of off.
He's over a mod sixty second gotta get that mic
fixed two minute commercial of pitching someone on you don't
have to.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Part, don't flow through the stop.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Stop it it was he tried to sneak in an
extra thirty seconds.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Of em Ronnie she not in our time slot held
the son of a bitch? Think you are? You know?
It kind of reminds me like if you do college
radio like you used to do college radio, Matt, you.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Know NBU ninety eight point three, have.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Your own radio show, and like the show before yours,
plays two hours straight of Natalie umbrug Leah is torn
and you're like an avant guard jazz guy. And instead
of just starting your show and playing your Ornette Coleman right,
what do you do? You make fun of the Natalie
and Bruglia check. Hope you enjoyed the Natalie and Brugly hour.
(06:16):
I got so sick of them.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Hadn't turned the ball over and so many pretty good
for interception. Anytime you say that, Rodney, you know how
it goes.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Okay, Rodney, but where's Fred.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I don't think they played You'd have to play the
Jacob commercial to get Fred's Mike to A and B it.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
And that's what we're doing now. No, that's who we
are now.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I don't know. I think Kate's is going into podcast
file and he's gonna pull like one of the hours
or give us a sample.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
We're going to attack Natalie and Brugally. I mean, poor
Kevin figures is driving home right now, Kevin figures back
to twenty eighth, seventy eighth and Vermont and that's deep.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, we can do it for parasitecond poor Kevin. Oh,
let's not get the jingle. Yeah, I don't want to chase
Fred's boy.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
December has this mix of joy and chaos.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
One minute, you're decorating, shopping, trying to get your life
back on track after Thanksgiving and here's the d S.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I say, when it happens, it's going to be better.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
And it was better Mike from twenty ten.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
All right, okay, we've established. Is there anything else? Hey? Fred,
you said you weren't feeling well. What's going on?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You can hear that in the voice too.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
What what do you mean to mean, Fred, I'm feeling
that you ever notice how December has this mix of
joy and chaos? One minute you're decorating, shopping, trying to
get your life back on track after Thanksgiving?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
I mean the Rams defense did not play great. I
mean Carolina moved the ball at Wheel.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I mean one guy's a professional broadcaster, the other a
paid analyst who comes on once a week for an
hour from his home through an app called feel Tap
that is available on the iPhone. Not quite the starlink,
(08:04):
no with a wired iPhone headset from two thousand.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
And yet think about it.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Two touchdowns on our fraditional broadcast, Fred Rogan, guys got emmys?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Oh you open a closet in Fret's house and you're
getting paled behind.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Have you ever noticed how December has a snitch of
joy and chaos?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
It's terrible, weird.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Just listen. I was going to open with the Soritos
calendar and all the different places that you visited.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
We had a great time.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Twenty sixth calendar is like a this is your life
Petros from your five trips to Surria.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
We did have a great time yesterday and Downey and
Downy showed us no love none. The people of Downey
came and we appreciate you. But Franki Okayama, the mayor
of Soritos, came through and showed us love. And we're
looking at you Downy. You guys suck as a city.
You're sent nobody and nothing. Now we're going to on
December eighteenth, We're going to West Covina and we expect
(09:01):
to see everybody there for a four hour show. We'll
have more detail on that two weeks from this Thursday
as the show goes on. I just want to do
my kind of dancing with a radio partner that's not
talking into his mic like Kenny from South Park.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Do you really think that Dorothy Stark is still the
favorite for THEO periods? I would you really hood.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Fourth and two and two and not just get to you?
They got two touchdowns out of it.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I can't put a little bit under the weather.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Have you ever notice how December.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Off theirs?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
We can't do. We can't be this way, guys, we can't.
It's a Christmas season, it's a holiday.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
See, we can't be this There's there's two things you need,
three things you need to do a radio show a microphone,
some headphones, and a person to talk well, and I
would say content. There's four and they don't have I
mean content. You're asking for a lot. That is asking
(10:07):
for a lot. But it's like, I think, like a
microphone is the most important piece of it's.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Been a month. I think about somebody like Isabelle as
much as we love Isabelle and like to claim her
for ourselves. She listens to Rogan and Rodney, and she
listens to Dodger Talk, and she can I just can't
imagine like sitting there anticipating that your favorite show's coming on,
and the host of the show comes on and he's like,
(10:33):
you ever noticed.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
How December has this mix of joy and chaos?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Sorry you wait a minute? How long is the show on?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
For?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Three hours? And that's what the mic is gonna sound
like the whole time. That's correct, exactly what it's gonna say.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I have a story to tell.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
That's the thing.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
We got.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
We got a viscerated when our mics would go sideway.
Oh god, you my man, you gotta buy new mic
right now? Why I just got this? What's wronging? It
doesn't sound right?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Hey, when you're talking into a cactus in the desert.
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which I'm sure he did, people might not even get it.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
They wouldn't know that you could offer donator rucker any sport.
Final four, why.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Notice how December has this mix of joy and chaos?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Or you could donate it any so call on He's location.
That actually sounds a lot better than that.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I will say this though, just because I finally understood
what Fred was saying there, I was just thinking, gosh,
December really does have that mix of joy and chaos.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
You ever notice how December has this mix of joy
and chaos?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I feel like if I take the sock off of
your orders won't. Nope, that doesn't work, Like it's impossible
to mimic it's so bad.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Well, I think we've wasted a whole segment.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Here go to the Sokel's Wendy location Wendy's locations as
well to donate. The pasathon is great. I feel like
we're better than this. We are twenty five thousand meals
every single week, the children in me.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Which you had to do it, Matt, you had to
get your monkey free.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
It was a two minute commercial from that microphone.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Well, it's a three hour show from that moment. Wells,
am I wrong, Ronnie? The whole thing?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Nope, I mean I'm gonna get it's the two minute
commercial before we come on.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
So, like, have some self respect? You'd like to if
you have enough self respect to squirt all that jupe
on or whatever it is, savage jup cologne every day,
don't you want to have self respect for how you
sound on the radio?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
You'd like to think? Last time I checked, there's a
lot of musicians in the Greater Palm Springs area, which
means there's a lot of stores where you could find
yourself a nice Sure seven mb I could order one.
It'll be there. Tomorrow from Sweetwater.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
We'll be back with Andy Staples, Yes, Staples to help
us with some perspective. Perspective in the world of college football.
Lane Kiffin, what's he up to? He's at LSU Karlate Sataki?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
What's he up to?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
He's hanging somewhere between BYU and Penn State, leaning towards Utah.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Great cookies.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yes, the Crumble Cookie Empire was involved in keeping Sataki
college football playoff talk as well.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
I think you got to raise the price of cookies
now because I gotta pay.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
This guy fifty cents stands to reason.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Five point fifty out for a chocolate chip cookie that's
got three thousand calor.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Well, don't even get a started on the Dubai chocolate.
Well from Dubai, Matt, I mean, come on all the
way over, Yeah, they don't.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Do you think they'll build those buildings just off nothing.
It's kissing everybody buzz on that du buy chocolate. That's
how they build up Dubai. Everybody knows that, right, And Bob,
are you ready? There's a radio game to that. We'll
talk about Bob Chesney. So stay with the Petrosen Money
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Speaker 3 (15:09):
Well whatever, The coaching carousel is mad, spinning, wild and free,
and the South and college football talk is bubbling over
like a gumbo pot. We always check in with our friend,
our learned friend of the South, who's always very, very
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interesting and intriguing this time of year. Eleven years at
Sports Illustrated, he was at the athletic.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
As a Southern American. You said something that got up
underneath my skin.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Now he's with on three Sports. He's a real champion,
and he's joining us on your Southern California Toyota Dealers
celebrity hotline. It is Andy Staples back on Petro said money,
what's cracking? Andy? How are you?
Speaker 8 (15:55):
I must be in the stitch. I don't know what.
Phones just went out, so but now I was asking
if that was that was one of my relatives you
played earlier. I don't know if it's the South Carolina
side or the Alabama side of the family. Maybe maybe
I live in Florida, so just typical Florida man.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
But yeah, well, we think of you as whenever we
talk to you as you skimming across the Bayou in
an airboat going from source to source.
Speaker 8 (16:19):
I'm not kidding here. I live in a fairly bougie neighborhood,
but seriously, two streets over for me, there's a guy
who keeps his airboat parked in front of them.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (16:30):
Yeah, three days a week.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
That is how we want to view it. While you're up. Now, look,
you've covered these stories, I mean, all the way back
from you know, the Auburn Private Jets trying to undermine
Tommy Tubberville or whatever. I mean, we've seen it all,
but where does this Kiff and saga kind of rank
for you? It just feels like it's never ending, and
it's so it's just there's something even more tantalizing every day.
Speaker 8 (16:57):
It had so many tentacles. I think that's what it
so interesting because when Florida fired Billion Apier, it was
very clear that their top target was going to be
Lane Kiffin.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
And then when.
Speaker 8 (17:06):
LSU fired Brian Kelly, it was clear their top target
was going to be Lane Kiffin. And meanwhile, Lane Kiffin
is busy leading Ole Miss toward the playoff and so
you knew this collision course was coming. And it was
really about with two weeks left in the season that
we kind of figured out, oh no, if they make
the playoffs and he's not staying, they're not gonna let
him coach. And we talked to, you know, a bunch
(17:30):
of different ads and asked them, Hey, would you let
your guy do this if he was going from this
school to this school? And it matters which school you're
going to and which school you're coming from, and every
one of them said, there's no way if I was old,
Miss Ad, I would let the LSU coach coach my
team or the Florida coach coach my team. And so
we knew this was coming. I'd say it exploded even
(17:51):
more spectactually.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Than I imagined it would, which is what you assume
is going to happen when Lane Kiffin is involved. We'd
like to, you know, blame something or someone, some entity,
some rules. What is it that we should probably focus
the most amount of blame? Is it just that that
schools are allowed to do this? Is that the problem?
Speaker 8 (18:13):
No, Blaine Kisson decided to do this, Okay, that's what
he should blame. He could have stayed at all miss
Nobody was holding him hostage, holding a gun to his head, saying,
decide you want to go to Florida or LSU. So
he could have avoided all this by just staying in
all Miss So he made a choice. And you can
blame the calendar if you want, but the calendar exists
the way it does because that's where the semester break is.
(18:36):
The semester break exists where it does because that's where
Christmas is. So basically, unless you want to overhaul the
American Higher Educational systems calendar or move Christmas. I don't
think you're really going to get much change.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
How bad of a guy is Lane for doing it Handy,
because there's you know, he's a bad guy, and then
there's other people that say, well, if he would have
won five games, miss would have fired him and not
honored his contract. So what about that side of things?
Like where where do we kind of place this?
Speaker 8 (19:06):
Both the things you said can be true, like they
would have fired him if he'd lost five games. He
and Lane said that a few weeks ago. He's not wrong.
I'm not lying about that. Look, he made it. He
made a choice. He wanted to work at LSU like that.
I don't know that that makes him a bad guy,
but that's the choice he made. And I don't know
that everybody would have made that choice. You know, you
(19:27):
saw some coaches that had opportunities Eli Drinkwitt's of Missouri,
Clark Leett Vanderbilt who had opportunities to go elsewhere, who
ended up staying with their teams. Now, they're not going
to make them play well. Bandy might but probably won't.
But Vandy was in a position when clarkly made the
decision where they might have been in the playoffs and
he was sticking. Now he's also getting the number one
(19:48):
quarterback recruit in the country. He flipped him from Georgia
and he's gonna sign with him tomorrow, so that that
probably has something to do with it too, But and
that's that's just the business. And there are ways you
can tweak the calendar that might make this easier. And
the coaches are the ones who resisted. So I'm not
blaming Lane Kivn specifically, I'm blaming all the coaches because
(20:11):
if you wanted to eliminate spring practice and turn that
into like an OTA situation that starts in May, and
have the transfer portal be in the spring and have
National Signing Day only be in February instead of in
December and February, then you probably would be able to
get through the playoffs without having to change jobs. And
(20:33):
the coaches don't want that. The coaches want their team
to be set in January, so they want the transfer
portal to be in January. They had the option this
off season because they were changing the transfer portal times,
and they have the option to make it only in
the spring. Or only in January, and they chose the
land January because that's what the coaches wanted. So if
(20:55):
you want anybody blame, blame the coaches.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Always great perspective live from the air boat. Andy Staples
on the Petross and Buddy Show on a five seventy
LA Sports talking about the coaching Caarrassel very interesting in
the SEC, but it's not like everybody's got it figured
out in the big ten. What's going on with Penn
State and how come they can't find somebody to take
their millions and millions and millions of dollars.
Speaker 8 (21:19):
Do y'all remember that Tennessee search a few years ago? Yes,
that went absolutely crazy. So actually so, Mike Leach was
actually sitting. The late Great Mike Leach may he rest
in peace, was at a hotel in Marina del Rey,
waiting for the Tennessee AD to get there.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
I haven't remember my phone that.
Speaker 8 (21:38):
I got it at four thirty am Eastern time, the
morning of the day he was supposed to meet him,
and it just says who the hell is in charge there?
And it turned out later that day. Later that morning,
the Tennessee A D was called back to Knoxville. And
fired because of the way he was handling that coaching search,
and that's the one where they were going to hire
Greg Ciano. The fans were volted and then they didn't hire.
(22:01):
So Penn State's search is veering into that parasyte, and
they've talked to a lot of people. They just never
have gotten down the road. It's that they had focused
their energies on Colonie Sataki at b Yu Kilanie was
very clear with anybody who might have been interested in
him that he was not doing anything until after this
(22:22):
Big twelve Championship game. And I suspect, I don't know
this for a fact, but I suspect if BYU won,
or if BYU just got into the College Football Playoff
without beating Texas Tech in this game, either way, that
Colonie was probably gonna be like, no, never mind, I'm
just going to stay at Uyu. So you're gonna have
to wait on him, and I don't think Penn State's
(22:43):
willing to wait at this point, because if you think
about this, when Lane made his decision, Final final final
decision on Sunday, all the dominoes fell. Arkansas hit, Auburn hit,
Florida hit That's what everybody was waiting for, clearly, and
Penn State was not in position to make a hire,
had not gotten down the road with anybody they really liked.
(23:04):
And I got to be honest with you, guys, if
I'm a coach, it's not just the mechanics of the
search that would bother me. It's following James Franklin would
be very difficult because they fired a guy who won
thirteen games last year. Yea, and you better come in
and make the playoff immediately and immediately compete for the
Big Ten title. There's more pressure on whoever gets that
(23:26):
job than there is on anybody getting any of these
other jobs.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Andy the.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Well, we got Morris who's going to Oklahoma State, sum
Raw to Florida, and UCLA gets Chesney. It's you know,
I guess Summer is a little different than the other two.
But following the Signetti sort of plan, what can you
tell us about the guy that UCLA's getting and are
they just trying to get the next Signetti? Are these
three guys that are really good coaches and ready to
make the jump.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
Well, so Bob Chesney certainly took the Signetti route. Signetti's
route was Indiana University of Pennsylvania, which is amazing to
me that such a place exists. There's also a California
University of Pennsylvania, but he went Indiana University of Pennsylvania,
Elon College, James Madison as an SDS school, James Madison
as a the FBS school, and in Indiana, Bob Chesney
(24:13):
went even further back. He was at a D three school,
then he was at a D two school called Assumption,
he was at holy Cross which is an SDS school,
and then James Madison. So he's got the full Signette
going on. But he's been great everywhere. He's been great
every year's coach. He's won the league everywhere he's coached,
and so when he was holy Cross, he's the best
coach in the Patriot League. Gets to James Madison immediately
(24:36):
makes them competitive, even though Signette had taken most of
the good players before last season. So they were competitive
last year. This year they're probably going to win the league.
They're twenty two and a half point favorites in the
conference title game. If Duke wins the ACC James Madison
is going to make the playoff. So Jenny's having a
hell of a year and he's a very good coach,
and you know people have known about him since he
(24:58):
was in the SCS and this is this guy's going
to be a star.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
All right, Andy, last thing for you, when it's all
said and done after the championship games, who's the fan
base that's going to be the most butt hurt getting
left out of the College Football Playoff?
Speaker 8 (25:16):
Well, there's a nightmare scenario for Notre Dame, and that
would be BYU and Alabama win this weekend, because I
don't think there's a spot for Notre Dame if BYU
and Alabama both win, because BYU and Alabama would go
both get automatic bids into the College Football playof because
they'd be among the five highest ranked conference champs. I
don't think they would drop Texas Tech all the way
out if it lost to BYU, and I know they
(25:38):
wouldn't drop Georgia out if it lost to Alabama. So
if that happened, Notre Dame would be out. So that's
that's the nightmare scenario for them. I'm curious that the
rankings come out in about seventeen minutes. I want to
see how far Texas A and M falls. I also
want to see. I don't think they're going to do
anything with Old miss because of the Lane Kiff and stuff.
I just want to see they do they keep nine
through fourteen in the same order, So that's that would
(26:00):
be Notre Dame, that'd be Alabama, that'd be DYU, that's Miami,
it is Utah, and it is Vanderbilt. And I'm curious
to see what the what the order is there?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Do we really need a committee for this?
Speaker 8 (26:14):
I mean, we could have like monkeys throwing darts at
a board.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Pretty much the same right, and we wouldn't have to
pay for the four seasons.
Speaker 8 (26:24):
Listen, it's the Gaylord. I don't know if you've ever taken.
It's a very you know, family friendly destination. I'm actually surprised,
Like it's just these guys and a bunch of families
with tiny children going to the water slide. That's indoors
hell of a buffet they put out for those guys,
though they do. Yeah, any thirteen people I think that
watch college football will would probably arrive at similar decisions.
(26:49):
So I don't know what the best way to do
it is. You could go to the old VCS re
use two polls and six computers, it would still spit
out probably something similar. So I don't know if there's
a better way to do it. I just think if
you put thirteen intelligence college football fans together of any stripe,
you're probably gonna get something similar.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I just don't like them getting that omelet station with
the crab and all that.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
You know, that's too much.
Speaker 8 (27:12):
Oh, I'm sure, yeah, there's I might be lobster on it.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
You know, what about us?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
What about three sports extra stick cut bacon?
Speaker 8 (27:21):
I do know that fantastic.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
I went over to the roost.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
I've done the mock election, so I've actually been in
the room and I've dined from the same kind of
craft service table. It's it's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
That's like the end of the Animal Farmer. You can't
tell what's a man or it's a pig. Just Dandy
Staples clinking goblets with those guys.
Speaker 8 (27:45):
Most people would would say, I'm closer to pig.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Oh not you, Andy, not in that sweet air boat.
We appreciate you coming on and enjoy the rest of
the college football season. Thanks for checking in with the
West Coast Great Andy Staples, ladies and gentlemen Arts one, two, three, God,
that would have been so much better.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Well, he hurt the whole intro. That was good because
remember he alluded to this so that we can replay that,
we can clip that off, Yes, tighten it up, package it.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Where's some reaction to the opening segment that we need
to get into here, that's coming up in the very
next Don't do it, Matt, don't.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
What was going on with what you're talking about now?
Speaker 6 (28:24):
Matt?
Speaker 4 (28:25):
I went to go get a t while you guys
are talking to Andy Staples. And the consensus amongst people
walking around, because it's on the speakers here, is that
you guys completely jinxed yourselves.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Oh for Staples not being there. Yeah, yeah, but you're
a great producer and you recovered Kates and you got
him right on the phone with you know, a tiny little.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
HiT's not like we did three hours of the show
with a bad mic.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Right, what are you talking about? A two and a
half minute commercial.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
We'll be right back, Hello, PMS listener.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
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Speaker 2 (29:21):
Big thank you, Andy Staples, Coach Pete, Chris Peterson going
to join us in about a half hour. Continue the
conversations arounding college football new hire for UCLA Bob Chesney
College Football Playoff, which is going to be we'll probably
have the team set up in about twenty minutes. Get
into that with coach Peterson as well. We'll go all
(29:42):
the way until seven pm tomorrow Big Flex one to
three thirty PMS with the Clippers taking on the Hawks
in Atlanta.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
And I just want to say, tim kaits coming in
last and be like the general consensus in the in
the the.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Nobody here, yeah, general consents. There is no general it's
social Matt.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
That we got karma ed because we made fun of
Fred's Mike what you ran out.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
There during the break, Like we're with everybody.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Who said that. You're like, oh, I was just talking
and everybody says it's karma.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
There's nobody here. Social Matt Campadonia.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Once on Tuesday before Thanksgiving, everybody, no one comes back
till January.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
No one's been here for five years.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
That's also true.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
I mean gay less. There's food, Oh tendis I like
that fresh toast sticks like that promotion.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
All right, it is time for some textosos here.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Fine, brought to you by your so called Toyota dealers.
We make it easy.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
I wonder what they're about, whatever that thing is. You
know what, we can't make fun of friend's mike for
the whole show.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Okay, our old boss told us we had to find
a thread and weave it through the whole show.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Anymore.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
What I need you to find is something you can
hang on to a call back. Well, let me read
you this text.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
It says Fred sounds worse than vasay Aka satan On scam.
Good morning, guys, start calling that lazy bastard Fred Rendon
because he's just collecting a check with zero effort. We
do segments like that and then people send texts like
(31:31):
that that attack our colleagues.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Well, we're attacking our colleagues.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
This text says this, you bitches went nine minutes after
coming on eleven minutes late, and then Pete all over
the first segment, and now this dead air with Andy
Staples somewhere off Lendarro Canyon. Don my man, Martin is
mffing a cloud at you too today. It's college radio,
my man, it is like college radio. You know who
(31:57):
sounds like college radio? Come on, Kate, whatever that thing
is or you had it. I think whatever that thing is,
it's going around. I don't know if it's a cold.
I don't know if it's the flu. I think you
guys are shut up. You hear that he got caught up?
Play that part.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
Again, and I do know this it lingers.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
That's you making that sound.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Stop and somebody goes.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
I think you guys are like goofing on Fred a
little extra hard, like it doesn't sound that bad. I
mean when Money does does his little uh bury his
mouth and the mic thing? Yeah, that sounds terrible, but
Fred's voice doesn't sound that bad. I got it, and
the people in my house kind of got it as well.
And why does Money rejoice and everybody's misery and laugh
(32:54):
at the most inopportune times.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
I can't help it.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
This says, damn it, stop, I'm gonna pee my parents
laughing at Fred. This says one of the best show openings.
Thanks guys, what.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Are you looking for Kate's I want more of that.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
No, I'm looking for demon.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Give me.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
I got it, and the people in my house kind
of got it as well. Jack came over and shared
that with everybody, so then everybody felt like Jack jen
Jack was fine, but everybody else wasn't.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Your mic sounds terrible, Fred.
Speaker 6 (33:29):
And it kind of lingers. You know what I mean,
you headache?
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Stop now I'm getting mad? Uh uh petro o this one.
This is a Fred fan turning the tables on you. Okay,
are you ready?
Speaker 2 (33:46):
I am?
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Uh petro Wait a second. Your radio partner calls out
sick all week last week so you could run around
drunk in a onesie and play Jenga and Dice in
the alleyways of Ham in Indiana. Uh. And he's on
a He's on eleven minutes late and then he makes
fun of an elder smith ultimate ho pure.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I can't push back on any of it. Jenga, Dice, Onesie,
give me the give me the losing his breath there.
Speaker 6 (34:23):
I don't know if it's a cold. I don't know
if it's the flu. And I do know this it lingers.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
You know it used to be vixed. It used to
be vix Echo and now it's Fred's Mike, Like, can't
we figure it out? Like, yeah, we can't do this.
This can't be our show. Our show can't be making
Bob Yeah, why not?
Speaker 6 (35:01):
And I.
Speaker 7 (35:04):
Chris Peters is not going to come on. So that's
how Thanksgiving was for us. Otherwise it was great. Spent
the time with the family. It was fantastic.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Was he not on yesterday?
Speaker 3 (35:15):
No? He was sick.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
Yeah yeah, all right, and.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Friends, Mike should be addressed. That's all we're saying.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Yes, the man does a three hour well tomorrow, he'll
do a one hour show Thursday, he'll do.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
No I know, not even one commercial. It's been brought
to his attention. What's his response? Yeah, I don't have time,
make time.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Yeah, I think it sounds great. What does he say?
I don't love it.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
I don't know what he says.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
What does the fox say? And I put me back
with the word number and song of the day.
Speaker 8 (36:11):
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