A Tu Hermano Tuesday (Hour 2) 5/7/24

Number, Word and Song of the Day. DVR with Vassegh at Dodger Stadium and update on Clayton Kershaw. Secret Textoso Roundup and what is up with Kim Kardashian.

Episode Transcript

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five seventy LA Sports Live Everywhere onthe iHeartRadio app. Dodgers Baseball toned live
from the Gaping Motors Broadcast booth againstthe Marlins seven to ten. First pitch,
Dodgers on deck at six pm,looking to extend their win streak to
six games. Otani been on ahome run ten the Dodgers twelve out of
fourteen in the wind column and theytalk him about Bueller Matt since O two.

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Since O two, Buehler made hisreturn, since Lyner was under center
for the trost exactly right. Ithad been that long time. The great
field good stories thawed from carbonite underthe the watchful eye of Neil Ella Trash.
The doc just blocks ucl was reconstructedand delivered at a ninety seven point

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six mile an hour fastball at onemoment last night, wildly exciting and for
all the boiler talk on Buehler,you look fine. Looked fine to me.
Looked like the same o'dwalker Bule.It didn't look like he was going
out there with a David Wells ora rod Beck Pa Pats weren't is tight,
No, But the rumors of himbeing bart Cologne, yeah, were
quite over exactly how you could seeit in the face a little bit.

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Well, Matt, you know whatI'm said. We all get older,
That's right, we all go intothe BFS big face mode, big syndrome,
except for you. Coming up next, we are going to talk to
the great David Vassa, who's gota turkey neck and a big face.
He is going to join us livefrom Dodger Stadium. Got not did on
Clayton Kershaw to Clayton. Well,the last time you did that to me,

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Kate's you ran me straight into thewall like Jack Ruby in prison.
I feel pretty good about this one. You were like, ask him about
kershaw and I was like, whatabout Kursher, He's like to boot him.
Well that was on Dave. Hethrew a bullpen today. Well,
yeah, he threw a bullpen.All right, there's the update. Well

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no, that's what he said whenPetros asked him and he said, I
don't know what's the update. Andthen we said Tim Kate said to ask
you about Kershawn. He said,well, he threw a bullpoo. Well,
now Kate's is on. Kate's isin retreat mode because he's his stance
on the very controversial Orange County Marathonresult. It caused a lot of trouble

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and we talked about it. Idid it for local knowledge. In the
last after we finally were able toburn Vic off like a tick, we
had to get a cigarette and burnhim off our leg. Once we got
rid of Vic, we were ableto get into the very very controversial finish
of the Orange County Marathon where aman from San Pedro in second place narked

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on a man from Fountain Valley becausethe man from Fountain Valley got water from
a water station that was not asanctioned water station. It was his dad
on a bike and he just roderight up next to him, handing him
a bottle. Yang Yang from SanPedro called out Esteban for Tom Valley and
took his title for the Orange CountyMarathon. And Kate's had some very salty

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opinions about it last hour, andsome people are quite UPSat Matt. Here's
a text I just received, andI don't know, I'm just gonna read
it. Red Steak Kates only wantsus Latinos to win a race, bringing
him a spicy margarita to his table. Absolutely true. If you are in
service to him, he is finewith your people. If you are not,

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he has got major issues. Thatis not true that I do.
I really want to see you doingwhat but I will take some more salts
of her. Oh is he through? Senior Kates? Are you not the

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patron to the Fermadores the Burbank moh god, I was just told there's
a new Mexican restaurant that opened upover the weekend in Burbank, like right
down the block from Barty just openedwere the old for fund Ruckers is in
Bourbon Chipotle. No, what wouldyou do if you walked into Don Kuco's

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and you saw Seawah and they gaveher a table before you? Hector and
I would have to have a conversationon the side. Hey, Hector,
you think that's cool. I'm loyal. That would be a beach life moment
right there, kids, Hey,hey, heyes, Massa, Masamosa and

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Burbank to all the worst. Thenmove though, Hector. Turn around.
You see that replay of that Evergreenshow from Sports to La. That's me
right there. Closer. Hey,close your eyes, Hector, I'm gonna
start talking, and you and youthink about Morocco Casino, Dodgers on deck.
Actor, Well, let's get intothis. Since this has become a

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racial I didn't think this would beracist, not become racial. It seems
like the word of the day isracist. Tuesday, Tim, Today's word
of the day is rebuttal. Weheard from the winner. We heard from
the the winner who's been defrocked Estebanfrom the o C Marathon Prado, But

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we we have not heard from EddyYang, the anger from San Pedro who
allegedly knarked him out even though helost to take the title. So is
it NBC Big Wanger, Yanger inhis position, You're gonna hear from both.
You're gonna hear from both. NBCcaught up with big Wang oh Yang.

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They went fair and balanced. ABCjust went straight Prado. All they
got Prado, and the La Timeswrote a very very pro Latino angle of
their article, if I'm not mistaken. So NBC went and tried to get
at least both sides. Let's seeNBC four as Amber Freez spoke with him,
as well as the second place runnerwho got bumped to first. She

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joins us from the Orange County Fairgrounds. Amber, what a story? Yeah,
it really is. And we're herebecause this is where the marathon ended,
after taking runners through Newport Beaches,Fashion Island, Corona del Mar,
Costa Mesa, and Santa Ana.Now the two leading runners in the marathon
and the marathon tell me they weren'ttoo happy with the way things ended.

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In fact, after all that practicing, they say they weren't disappointed with the
results. Okay, okay, Sowe start out with Oh, here we
go, they're firing it off,So we're we're gonna start with proto and
then Jay Yang. Well, rightnow they're firing off the line. Thousands
of runners from around the world metat the starting line but OC Marathon on
Sunday. Among them was a stepOn Proto from Fountain Valley, a relatively

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new marathon runner, but one hadhopes of taking first place in his second
race. Spent weeks training for it, so about like three or four month
period of one hundred miles week trainings. Uh, just kind of balancing that
with like work and also just inclingthat in the weekend. That training paid

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off, as Proto says, heled the race for most of the twenty
six mile course, right next toewty four seconds, but that first place
title was quickly revoked after race organizersrevealed Proano had made a critical mistake by
taking water from his dad, whowas a spectator, and not the official

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hydration stations like the rules mandate.Because I was first place, a lot
of the volunteers rought like scrambling,oh there's first place, And I mean
by the time I got there,like they were barely like grabbing the water.
So a lot of the time thewater stations they just got there.
We reached out to OC Marathon officialsand they said all their hydration stations were

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prepared and ready before the race started. Proto also says he didn't know taking
water from his family was not allowed. Still, it cost him the race.
Jason Yang, who had been trailingclose behind Proto and crossed the finish
line just seventeen seconds after, resultedin the new marathon winner. Amazing,
how like just super happy. Yeahthat it's over and just very accomplished.

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But yesterday it was a unique situationfor Yang. This is his third win
in a marathon, and while hesays that he would have liked to win,
it is what is fair. Ithink it's this should be an even
playing field, to be honest.As the dust settles, this year's OC
Marathon is a good reminder runners knowand follow all the rules for Proano title

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or not. He's proud of hisaccomplishments. I kind of did all the
work from point ay, So it'sjust kind of like a good indicator for
me over a man race war.That's head cakes. Well, she sums
up the reporter. Oh okay,we're done with the Pratto, the Yanger.
What did you think of the Yang? Not likable? Not likable?

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Right? The Yang was not likable. I'm gonna go with not likable.
He had the two other wins andhe needed to rack up his third,
but that third has an asterisk.Yang, Jason Yang. I'm saying,
Peter, though, I don't likethe bending of the truth from Prado that,
you know, suggesting because those look, those are volunteers. Okay,
we don't know though we don't havehydration station. Those are volunteers. They

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are out there cooking in the sun. Those are those are hard working folk
yell at us. We're falling fromCorona del Mar, Okay, from from
Newport that and they're there to helpyou, and to suggest that they weren't
doing their job. I don't appreciatethat from Prado. There's a video of
the show they were doing, theirday were doing. It was right there.
He's running by the station, hydrationstation. And by the way that

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dad didn't just give the sun likea little bit of water one time.
He was right next to the wholerace, right They got him on the
video like four or five times givingthe water to wait. Wait, So
are we now moving away from ourLatino friend and our protection from our Latino
listeners and supporting Jason Yang. Iwould like to think that the race officials
would be able to say, hey, dude, you can't be on the

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course on your bike. What areyou doing? Get off that? Like?
How is there no official that tellsDad to get the hell out?
Prato should show some contrition. Hecan't act like Reggie Bush in this situation.
No, and he's blaming I don'tlike that he that he didn't just
blame the yang. Don't blame thevolunteers. The volunteers saying the hydration station
wasn't ready. Those things are alwaysready before the race starts. So you're

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saying NBC report changed our opinion alittle bit. Well, I think it
makes both of them a bit unlikable. They both sound like bitches. Yes,
exactly what they should have done waslike the end of Oh you never
saw that movie? Forget it.I say we give it to Isaac Morells
who finished. Yeah, he's theonly one that didn't act like a bitch.

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Give it to Isaac, Give itto Morale twenty nine year old from
Irvine. I think they should doit like the Bloods and Crips truce.
Just tie the bandanas together and holdhim up. Well, Pete Carroll's not
doing anything now, maybe we canget him down to broker the truth or
the truth. You know, ifthe dad was riding his bike in front
of the kid with water, thatcould also be you know, Matt,
I'm not a marathon expert like youwho competed, but that wouldn't you call

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that pacing? I'd like to thinkso rules are rules? Get the bike
off the course. Why is theold man and the reflector vest, the
team Murray ten speed and the waterbottle to ride alongside his son? It's
a bit odd. I do likethe undercut though, from Fountain Valley,
which is, you know, ifhe thinks he won't, that's fine if

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he needs to have it, notlike I won fifteen thousand. If you
want to have it, you canhave it. No one wins anything anyway.
Or the dang you're wearing the Nikestuff. It's like, yeah,
the yanger is like, you looklike a h you're not freaking bed.
I read Runners World, whatever Yangwhatever. Man sucked back your gels.

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It's time for the number of theday. Here's my number number of the
day. Remember the day is onepoint five. That's a pretty great story.
I was not quite aware of this, so pardon my ignorance, folks,
I'm sure many of you know thestory. I did not. Glenn
Taylor one of the worst owners inthe history of sports. He owns the
Minnesota Timberwolves. Uh, notoriously cheap. Remember he gave he took a shot

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at Kevin Love on his way outwhen they I remember that. Like,
just not a likable guy. Nota lot of stories about him anymore.
He's kind of trump to buy theguy from Carolina and people. Yeah,
exactly. And he's the guy wholooks like he's gonna blow up in Indianapolis,
the Colts, oh Jimmersay, exactlyright. So he owns the Minnesota

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Timberwolves. Glenn Taylor the basketball team, and they were playing the Nuggets last
night. They've taken a commanding tonothing lead. They absolutely why a resurgent
team. Yeah. So, andby resurgent, I mean they've never searched
before, so this is really Yeah. They made the one run to the
conference finals against the Lakers back Ithink it was the two thousand and nine.
I actually went to one of thoseplayoff games and sacked and I watched

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Victor Brick lose his mind and Iwas embarrassed. And how much Vicky yelled
at lamar owed him during the gamefrom the media seats. So turns out
Taylor sold the team right before thisyear. He sold it to this dude,
Dave Lorie and a Rod and Iguess they were minority owners before,
but they reached an agreement to buythe controlling share of the rest of the

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team from Taylor, who has ownedit for like thirty five years or something.
Well, this is the first timethat they've experienced this type of success
that they've had as great as KevinGarnett was, as great as Christian Latner
or Kevin Love, maybe like theonly three superstars of their history. This
dude, Anthony Edwards. Don McLainsaid last week, I'm not saying he's

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going to be Michael Jordan. I'msaying he reminds me of a young Michael
Jordan, and he is playing lightsout. The WNBA is starting to take
off. He owns the links too, and that was part of the sale.
And he sold the team, bothteams for one point five billion dollars
and apparently they say it's probably worththree. So now he's trying to back

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out of the deal, and heis saying, but if he already sold
it, how's he going to backout of the deal? He is saying
like, oh, they violated thisparticular line of the agreement was supposed to
be funding in forty days and theydidn't have the money, to which the
other two guys are like, well, yeah, we have the money.
We're just waiting for the NBA's approvalbecause you have to submit it to the
league, and once that happens,you get ninety days. He and then

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he's like, well, you know, this has been such an exciting time
and the team's the it's they're inescrow, kind of in team escrow,
and this guy's trying to pull out, trying to pull out of I had
somebody do that on a house Itried to buy. It was very hurtful.
Yes, it is hurtful they triedto back out or he is trying
to back out, which is great. I do love that this is the
fate at eighty three years old,that he is facing because he has really

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been a classless guy in the wayhe treated Kevin Garnett on his way out
the door, Kevin Love on hisway out the door. It has routinely
been one of the worst franchises inthe NBA. And he happened to step
in s with Anthony Edwards, gotsome good luck here and now there they
look like maybe they're gonna win anNBA championship. And he's super sad.
And it's been quite entertaining, andit's been kind of fun to dig into

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the annals of how this whole thingis going down and how it's gonna end
up going down. So having lovea man who once came on and said,
if he could date a subway sandwich, which one would he date?
And he answered the question very thoughtfullymade us be sweet revenge for you.
I'm sure he feels great. Ibet he does. Running This is the

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song of the day back on theChain Gang as our song of the day
from Chrissy Hind in her band thePretenders, because the Petrosen money shows.
Back on the Chain Gang, hammeringaway at three hours of great sports Dog
on your Tuesday afternoon commute, givingway to Dodger Baseball looking to filay those

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fish for Game two this evening atDodger Stadium, but not before tim Cats.
We'll give you that good Morongo CasinoDodgers on Deck show. It's coming
up at six o'clock All right,vassays, naxt he's got the latest.
You'll talk about Alec trash. Sojust happened again? Happened here the station?

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Where follow the noon or tomorrow asit's a getaway game for the Marlins,
then a day off and then theDodgers hit the road again as they
will take on the Padres and Giantson the road in their next two series.
To get out to Dodger Stadium nowand joining us right now. We've
had a heck of a recap.We've talked about the tea wolves seller's remorse,

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We've talked about the race war betweenthe Orange County Marathon winners. We've
talked about the Dodgers and we've washedthem up. But it's time to do
even more of that because the fishare in town and the Dodgers got to
eat the Dodgers. With an insidelook at the Dodgers. This is the

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Vassie Report with David Vasse. DavidVasse live from Dodgers Stadium. Dodgers win
last night. Vassa is riding high. Everybody's riding high, high above me.
She's so lovely talking about y'av amoto. Dave, what's cracking? How
are you oh so high that evenJames Outman hit a two run home run.

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Why you got a pee all overhim? He's excited, Dave.
Why do you have to be thatway, Dave, I'm very excited.
James is a great guy. He'sworking every day trying to get out of
this early season swamp. And DaveRoberts said before the game yesterday that he's
seeing a very indecisive hitter, andlast night I thought you saw more of
a decisive hitter, and hopefully thatcontinues. All right, Dave, Petro's

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tried last time you're on, I'mgonna go to loud this time. Good
luck. Now I'm getting I'm startingto feel nervous, like when somebody I
heard there somebody you like is likeby a cliff. I'm starting to get
all freaked out, like he's gonnafall. I heard there's Kershawn news.
Dave, Oh yeah, big Kershawnnews. Today I put my eyes on
it. He threw his second bullpensession of this homestand this time it was

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a twenty pitch bullpen session, andthere was a huge crowd of teammates,
coaches, trainers that were in attendance, cramming on the back cements of that
bullpen. Around three o'clock this afternoon, Kershaw, in the full batting practice
uniform, was all amped up forit. Austin Barnes caught it. Austin

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Barnes got into full gear and caughtthat twenty pitch bullpen by Kershaw. Barnes
told me as he walked back itwas electric and he threw all fastballs.
So everybody's very excited about what they'reseeing so far from Kershaw. That's a
bunch of crap. That's a realanswer. Yeah, that's a great question.

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I thought I worded it perfectly.That must have been what it was
delivery in the list. You know, I'm tired of the lines. Mookie's
improved a shortstop as he not Dave, You're not able to crap all over
him. No, I feel likemy day Dodger Talk really may have challenged
him, maybe all the way toToronto. He was downloading it on the

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iHeartRadio app. You know, Ithought on Sunday afternoon it was his best
day playing shortstop. He made acouple of plays on the back candid side,
where he hasn't been making all seasonlong. He turned a great double
play with Miguel Rojas, who isplaying second base on Sunday. So for

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me, everybody around the team nowis starting to feel like it's starting to
click for Mookie bats. He's puttingso much work every day again out here
at one point thirty in the afternoon, not only taking ground balls of Rojas
is coaching him up. But thenwhen his teammates are taking batting practice,

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he stands out there at shortstop justso he can get reeds off the bats.
So he's putting in a lot ofwork. There's a lot of storylines
you could go with Dave. Butcertainly last night we did not expect or
maybe we expected that Walker Buehler wouldcome out and damn near touch ninety eight

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on the gun. Did you expectthat? It seemed like doctor Ellatrash was
quite excited by what he took awayfrom the four innings. Yeah, the
great elatrosh was in attendance last night, and he shouldn't be. He's the
man that not only you know,uses the tools to repair ligaments and shoulders,
but he actually cares about people.He had Kershaw stay at his house

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the night before he performed shoulder surgeryon him. In December, how many
guys do that? So, Imean just talking to Connor McGinnis, who's
going to be on the pregame showtoday. Chris Archer, the former major
leaguer now part of the Dodger frontoffice that saw Buehler pitch in the minor
league rehabs. Everybody was very encouragedby the stuff they saw from Bueller because

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it had been trending in that direction. But by no means was it touching
ninety seven, ninety eight any ofhis rehabs starts. So the adrenaline was
there for him, and Chris Archertold me it was impressive to see him
turnel that adrenaline. You saw himyank a couple of pitches that was part
of all that. And I sawBueler in the clubhouse earlier today he looked

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like a guy that had him pitchedin two years the day after. So
the recovery is the important part nowgetting cooked out here. David R.
Guest David Vasse at the Real UnderscoreDV on the SoCal Toyota Dealers Celebrity Online
Hayward's coming back soon. Dave,what does it mean? I mean it
means the Dodgers are going to haveto make a decision. Is it going

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to be Chris Taylor, Is itgoing to be James Outman. It feels
like sending James Outman to the minorleagues is not going to be beneficial for
him, and the Dodgers have whenthey have their lefties in the lineup,
they have three righty's and Taylor andRojas and Austin Barnes that really don't serve
much of a scare for Dave Roberts. So it feels like the Dodgers still

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need that extra left handed bad andmaybe they get creative like they did with
Max Mounsey last year to help ChrisTaylor get back on track the you know,
and because they played the same oryou know, relatively the same position,
Dave, it's kind of an outbenpious outman pias. But we're really
not mentioning Gavin Lux at all,like kind of how are things going for
him? Do they feel like he'son the right track? Like, is

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Gavin Lux good moving forward? Well, Gavin Lux has played really good second
base, but the offense just hasn'tbeen there. Like we saw in spring
training, he was hitting the ballreally hard on a line all through spring
training, but the defense wasn't upto par. Now, all of a
sudden, the season starts, theymove him to second base and his offense

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is not what it was. Sothey're just trying to find a way to
put it all together for Gavin luxand maybe he needs more time. Maybe
that's another that's option CEE for theDodgers if they feel like the right knee
he needs to get stronger for himto be able to hit. Like we
saw in spring training, the oneand Only David Massey, what do you

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got today, Dave? You're goingto talk to Schumacher. Oh yeah,
I'll wander over. There were alot of socializing going on with Skip Schumacher
between him and his former teammate ClaytonKershaw. Even Dave Roberts went to talk
to Schumacher before batting practice. Sohe's a popular guy because of the quality
of characters. Hey, Dave,they're about to hit the road after these

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next two games. Obviously got anoon or tomorrow against Miami, day off
Thursday, and then you're going toSan Diego followed by San Francisco Arizona.
Is what five games under the Giantsare, six games under the Padres or
five hundred. Does this division suck? Well? The Dodgers have the largest
lead of any division leader in MajorLeague Baseball mat and last I checked,

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which was last night, the Dodgersare the only team in the NL West
that have a winning record. SoI would say right now things are going
really well. And that's why theydon't have to make knee jerk reactions when
it comes to James Outman or ChrisTaylor or Gavin Lux. They're winning,
and I know fans bring up AaronHicks or Jose Airbrau. You look at

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those two teams and last year theYankees as well, they weren't winning.
They needed better players on their rosterto help them win games. The Dodgers
are at the top of the NationalLeague, so they can they have a
little bit more grace with some ofthese guys that have gotten off to a
slower start. Dave, have agreat day. Thanks for crapping all over

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me. Thanks a lot. Youknow, I love you, Petros,
only as a friend. Got afunny way of showing it. Man,
I'll tell you that it's a groovykind of though. Hey, I delivered
for you today, Petros. That'sthat's true. You did. Thanks for
the kersh on news. Oh,by the way, pleasure, thanks David.
Matt Barnes, Matt Barnes, allthat smoke? Yeah, I either

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punk that play by play high schooler. He's in the running for Laker coach?
Is that right? Yeah? Thatmakes sense. Just came across the
wires. You know what else justcame across the wires, Matt? What's
that? Austin Barnes was zero forfour and the Clayton Kershaw simulation. Take
that. Barnes Radio isn't dead,you jerk? Yeah, if it was

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so dead, how can I getthat out over the air waves? How
do you like that? Coming upnext? Ella trash? No, we'll
do really no textosos. He stoodat his house. Matt, I want
to talk about Kim Kardashian's dress.I don't. Oh, we're gonna met
Gallo it up. I just lookat her face. I don't know who

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that is. I don't even recognizeyou. I've never seen anybody in so
much pain. Literally, I don'trecognize you. Petro some money AM five
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the iHeartRadio app and you'll be ableto follow along. All right, Matt,
we have a few text dosos beforewe get to another glorious hour of
sports talk radio. Before eat sportsTalk, Tim Kats takes over, and
this is about the vacuum talk fromyesterday. And you know, there's a
lot of fine brought to you byyour so called Toyota dealers. We make

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it easy as I'm sure you encounter. Matt. You know there's a lot
of raider fans here in southern CALIFORNI, oh yeah, and uh, they
attack. They do a lot ofattacks. So I figured when there's a
little bit of a reversal that thatI'll read it, and I thought this
was kind of funny. When myvacuum breaks, I just put a raider

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sticker on it, and now itsucks again. Get your hand up that
dump button case. Yeah, whatdo you think of that? Cats?
How do you like that? Gotyou caught a little crossfire? Are you
like that? What? I miss? Sabina Moa and the broad from the
weakest link on traffic. This BrianVan sounds like a two shirts guy.

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Yes, he sounds like he wearstwo shirts, like a Bay Area tool,
like a bat. Uh. Thereis no doubt that our traffic situation
has never been worse. Sabinama,we miss her and the brit the Lorry
truck. There's a Larry truck inthe one o one. We miss her.
Uh. This Brian Vance who's makinghis making it about himself and doing

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his own performance within our performance.We've we've complained. Have we not complained?
Kate's No, we have not complained. No, consider this a complaint,
Bride Vance. It's the longest trafficreport we have. Oh yeah,
I would imagine word count is atleast thirty percent higher than anybody else's hight
he stretches it out like the Lifetimemovies. You know, there's no dialogue,

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so he just gives space in betweenevery sentence. Tired of it?
Not bride Vance, Consider this aformal complaint. Consider this, Consider this.
Somebody tell the contender the opponent,I mean, how come you guys
are an old matt this one's right? Yeah, because of all your hot

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takery when it comes to the Lakers. How come you guys aren't talking about
Austin Reed? How come he didn'tblock the final shot? You're expecting a
thirty nine year old man to beeverywhere when you just to have young Austin
Reeves covering the final shot and hedidn't do anything. But you guys haven't
said a word about Austin Reeves.Well, yeah, he's white. Well

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that's racist. We're not gonna we'renot gonna criticize him. He's a white
man. You're right, it isracist tuesdays. There's no chance Austin Rings
did everything he possibly could on thatplay. He ran right into that pick
and didn't even try to fight throughit. And he had the terrible burden
of being white. White man's burden. You know how much that weighs on
you. Over the course of aforty eight minute game, white man's burden

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really jumps on your back, especiallyin the playoffs in the final minutes.
White man's burden is on you.You know how Having that burden is ninety
four feet back and forth and backand forth. It's like carrying Bob Lanier
up and down that court. Andyou expect us to come out here and
criticize him. He's got to fixhis hair and do his neck like he's
getting a whiplash. Right kidding me, Matt? Why would Shack take a

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pay cut to be the coach ofthe Lakers? Vic has to be locked
in his house too long. Ican't think of two people less suited to
be the Laker coach than Shack andJames Worthy. Although I do think you
made his salient point. P Youdid make a salient point. If James
Worthy is in his sixties and haschosen a path many paths, never coaching

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career, and none of them haveever included coaching, it has a reason.
Do you think he's all of asudden gonna say, you know what,
I'm gonna give this coaching thing andgo now people. Whenever people ask
me about coaching and was No,I'm not James Worthy, for God's sakes.
But you know, we talk alot of football over the years and
people have always said, well,what it's like if I wanted a coach,

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I'd a coach. I don't wantto coach. Right, if you
spend a lifetime not coaching, youdon't want to coach, you don't start
coaching, Matt. The Tomcat Theaterunfortunately closed down. No, the only
adult theater left is the Tiki Theaterby the One O one where they popped
Fred Willard. Thank you, secretDixtosa rip, Fred Willard rip. Indeed,

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I would also like to point out, and Matt, I've avoided this
as a story or doing a popculture report or anything like that. And
it's not even not sports because shewas at the Tom Brady Roast where she
was mercilessly booed Kim Kardashian. I'mtalking about Oh the Dash, and yes,

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the Dash, and Netflix cut outthe part where she was booed in
the replay, so that happened.Did you see her dress at the met
thing? I did not. Ican look it up real quickly. She
is packed in like they literally theycoursetted her so to where she looks.

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I've never seen somebody look so uncomfortable, Like she can't walk. They literally
have to carry her around. Andher organs are like her organs are crowded
like a Japanese train, and uhokay, here we go. See it's
very The Kardashian thing is odd tome. This doesn't look like Kim Kardashian.
No, she's totally well, nothinglike her. All these people now

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just look vaguely famous. Even TomBrady because of all the plastic surgery.
They just they don't look Ben Afflecklooks so weird. I mean, but
look at what they did with her. She's in like a she's in like
a can of sprite or something.Yeah, story, now there you go.
But yeah, I I honestly Idon't. I mean, I get

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it. It's an exhibition of exhibitionism, but it it looks like she's strangling
or pancreas. Yeah. The widthof her waist is probably somewhere like a
fist, like a fist, yeah, thirteen inches, while her hips are
clocking in at about sixty five right, And it's like, what, it's

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a cartoon character. You look likean upside down globe. On a stand.
It's but but but look at thelook on her face. Yeah,
well it doesn't like I said,It doesn't even look like her. Why
are you not Kim Kardashian? Whyare you suffering? So? I don't
know who this who this person is? This does not remotely resemble Kim Kardashian.

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You're saying somebody went down to Conrad'sand Glendale and just picked up another
Kim Kardashian. I think so.If you look up Kim Kardashian twenty fifteen,
there's no way you would ever say, yeah, that's the same person.
I mean, I don't know.There's no way. I don't do
this to you anymore, Matt.I don't bring up the Kardashians and tell
you what the latest is. Iused to do it all the time for
years. I don't do it anymore. I appreciate that. But after she

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was mercilessly blue booed at the Bradything, and then they took out the
booing to protect her for some reason, and then she does what seems to
be some kind of medieval torture onherself and shows up in New York and
can't walk. I just don't understand. I guess that it's a mirror of
of everything that's going on in society. You know, a lot of people

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make fun of your mate. Allright, why whoa wow? I would
say that she's not popular. Youknow what we're gonna do. We're gonna
put Kardashian up. There's a bunchof football fans. They're gonna be coming
to this thing. A lot offootball fans come in, not a lot
of reality TV socialite circle fans comein. But let's put Kim Kardashian up

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here. Yeah. Rich Ijen turnedto Susie and was like, they wouldn't
have booed me. I was,see, that's the thing, that slot.
They wouldn't have boded me. Iwas gonna say, I'm more offended
by the rich Eyesen cutaways than Iam by Kardashians speaking. She's the four.
I was not good for her.She was at the Forum once and
she came on stage and Prince kickedher off stage. Remember his soul high

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great high point. He said,get off the stage. And and now
this, if I were her,I would avoid Inglewood and we'll be back
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