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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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We'll have a first pitch Dodgers Angels at six forty pm.
As far as Dodgers on Deck goes.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Max Month See you Yeah with David Massey, Max Munsey. Tonight,
David Vassa joined us last hour.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
We talked about glass now Mark Pryor gave him the business.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, a little bit of a big brother is always
watching moment right there for David Vassy.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
He was talking about Clayton Kershaw's turf toe.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
It's like when somebody's calling in a tip and like
they're halfway through telling you in a movie and then
they're like ah, and you're like, oh my god, oh
my god.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Dave, were you there? Out from the shadows, he said
there was no walking boot, that Kershaw said, I don't
need a walking boot, and that he suspects he'll be
fine and very well could end up making his next start.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
And then Prior came out of the shadows with a
shadowy glare, shadows and.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Fall, and I think he said something along the lines of,
I disagree with your assessment of the situation. He strenuously disagreed,
is what he uh is what we took from that,
So be listening to Dodgers on Deck for a follow
up on that and what Dave and Mark Price discussed
after that conversation with us.

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Do I have to bring my own soy sauce?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Because I will?

Speaker 3 (02:25):
What's hobby i'll bring? I love my ginger. I do
really enjoy ginger, and I also like a water chestnut,
even though that's more of a Chinese food thing.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Do you have your own chopsticks? Are you on your own?
I do? Will you bring those? Or will you? If
I remember, eat from the ones they see? That's like
playing pool with.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
A guy that brings his own cue, right, You know,
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Speaker 3 (02:56):
If it would come on and tell us how to
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Speaker 2 (03:00):
There, right, Avocado salad roll, California roll, cream cheese roll. Oh,
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no okay, crunchy California roll, no crunchy dragon roll imitation
crab crunchy dragon roll with mango crunchy dragon roll tuna.

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there's a lot of take me halfway? Well, I don't
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(03:43):
all right. I like the tune. Yeah. I see the
dragon roll with tuna. I see the spicy tiger roll
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Speaker 3 (03:56):
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And nobody leads a charge more than Tim Kates like
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(04:18):
the georsh white man in a Japanese style revolutionary war
sort of movie.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Is your soy sauce? You're bringing in low sodium? Please? Yeah?
We gotta go low sodium, always, always low sod.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
It's too high. The sod is too hot. Sodaberg brings
that crazy sodia lo soed. All right, Matt, I got
a test story. I don't like this story, but I
got it for you here on the word of today
his words.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
The word of the day. Today's word of the day
is super cougar orgasms. Okay, that seems what if you
were a little racy for a flex alert at three
twenty in the afternoon. Here, I'll do what I say.
Is in for twenty save harbor.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Sa sa Say what I say, and I'll say it
when I want say it what I want to say it. Now,
if you're Jay Cutler, you have giant bags under your
eyes and all you do is shoot deer and smoke
and smoke and vape. Maybe you don't care about this
because you married that chick. And everybody knew way back
from the reality show that she was on that she sucked.

(05:20):
I mean, she really everybody knew she was the worst
of Orange County and she still is.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
And that's really saying something.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
I'm talking about Kristin Cavalieri. She has a podcast.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Did you know that? I believe your husband keeps Lousey Company.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
And you her podcast? She was doing with her boyfriend
who's like ten years younger than her. A guy named
Mark Estes who's from some TikTok group called the Montana Boys,
who was like a slot receiver at Montana Tech. Did
he He's just a white guy with a mullet who
met Kristen Cavaliery.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
And was able to tolerate her bs.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
And she has on the pod podcast with him. There
said Mark is the best sex I've ever had.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Congratulations, Kristin.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
I'd like to read the quote. I've let all that go.
I think I'm more present physically during sex than I've
ever been, and I'm so wildly attracted to you, and
i just think we have really hot sex. And he
was like, eh, that sucks. Yeah, they're really feeling good

(06:29):
about each other now. Kristen had previously married to Jay
Cutler and they have three kids that have to sit
there and listen to mom talk about the hot sex
she's having with a twenty four year old slot receiver
from Montana Tack with a bullet.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Those children's names. That's not cool.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Camden checkson with an X and Sailor say, prior to
dating any of these people and being married to Jay
Cutler Cavaliery was linked to Matt Leinert, Is that right? Remember, yeah,
he did.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Because he's still he's still single, right.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
No, No, Matt Leonard's married with kids. Now, this was
she was dating Matt Lionert before Matt Lioner was married
or had babies with Brin Cameron. That's what I Okay,
that's right, Blake Griffin's baby mama, right right, right right,
So the tangle glass, you know, and I don't care
what you do if you're Christian Cavalieri, she clearly sucks.
But the fact that she sits there and goes, you know,

(07:26):
the hottest sex have ever had a twenty fire out,
don't you got freaking Cutler sitting there on his shotgun
and a tree waiting to shoot some deer.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
He's got to hear.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
That on her sorry ass podcast. Oh, Leonard's got a
podcast now too, so maybe he'll talk about his hot sex.
Leonard's got a pop Dad's it's actually it's a podcast
with the guy from Entourage, one of the guys from Entourage.
Because if there's no maybe it is Turtle. I can't tell.
He's very small, but I mean, to me, the one
thing I'd love to bring back in twenty twenty four

(07:56):
is Entourage and that Entourage five.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
That's a hot show, Hot show. Piven, Dylan Turtle. It
is Jerry for Turtle. Hey guys, you guys, I got
to put that Turtle on he little sports on tags,
the big Deal.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Well, a guy fledged around trying to get an am
job for years and now look what happened. He's got
a podcast with Matt Lioner, Iceman Trophy winner, National Champion
and Turtle. Well, good luck to the pair.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
So has Matt Liner giving up his career as a
TikTok star to now be a podcast. You know what,
I think you're gonna double up. Yeah, I think it all.
It all works together. Okay, Yeah, because he was in
West Virginia. Yeah, you got the TV, you got the pod,
you got the social media, and it's all incestual. Everything
promotes the other. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
And over here, I'm trying to order zen she Sushi
off MAT's computer. Yeah, they got the chef sampler.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Okay. You know what, I just don't like the row
you know.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
I don't. I don't believe you have to worry about
any of that. I don't want that eggs. I'm deciding
whether or not I want the big Wave Poke Bowl
with Tuna Big Wave Dave, or if I'm gonna go
with the one of the platters, a little bit of
something of everything.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
You're the best sex I've ever had. Thanks sweetheart to
tell you in the podcast right now. Don't don't need
a podcast if you tell them. You know who used
to podcast like that was the girl that used to
work on the sideline for the Lakers. Yes, Kelly Tennant,
exactly right. She had a podcast like sex podcast, Touch
Myself and my boyfriend so Sexy, And they were like,
we have sax, we have three simings, we sex sex

(09:29):
sacks and they all talked about it. And at one
time we were having sacks and you fired it all
like it's a real thing.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, he In case you're not aware, there's something called
only fans take it there. Maybe we should start a
sexual podcast. That's a great idea. That's sex so hard,
Oh prod, Welcome to the proud sex That's so hard.
Here's what I did. I took my pill and then

(09:57):
I got so hard. Then I watched the port for
about an hour. I ran up there and I was
in there for like two minutes. It was incredible. Does
what make the world go around? I sex so hard.
Here's my number, this number of the day, number day

(10:17):
is one dollar. Mentioned. I went to Ikea to get
a bunch of furniture for the daughter. And when you
walk out East Coast Ike, right after you check out,
very different, very different. When you walk out, it's a
This isn't Carson anymore. It is an effing zoo. As
you would imagine the amount of people that live on
top of one another New York City and you've got
this one ike in Brooklyn, and it's an absolute zoo

(10:39):
like rats. But as you walk out, they like Costco.
They've got the cheap food one dollar dogs, like one
dollar meatball Sundays, which is meatballs, gravy, potatoes, little cranberry
all in a bowl. Love it. So I'm like, hey,
I've been in this goddamn store for four hours. I mean,
I don't care what time dinner is. I am getting

(11:02):
a hot dog. That's it. It's a dollar whatever. So
my wife says, that's disgusting, and she then orders the
veggie dog, and I said, what do you think is
so great about a veggie dog? Like the veggie dog
is the height of culinary experience of one same grill.

(11:23):
The one dollar veggie dog is totally fine. But god
forbid I eat the pork beef combo hot dog for
one dollar. Somehow your black bean, zucchini, fake meat, whatever
the hell it is, blended together, smashed into a rod
is somehow fine. My hot dog is disgusting.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
If she didn't order anything, she'd have a foundation, yea
she and then of course she got the hot dog,
the veggie dog.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
She's like, oh, I can't eat this. It's like, whoa,
what did you think you could eat hot dogs? It's
gonna be like from arawon, so sort of veggie dog.
It's like twenty dollars. You could have eaten the hot dog.
You're an American, you know how to eat a hot dog.
We get the meatball Sunday. It's Swedish meatballs, mashed potatoes,
cranberry gravy, and a bowl with a spoon. What the hell,
it's one dollar? What do you want? Don't criticize other

(12:09):
people's food choices. Let me just eat my hot dog
in peace.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Mature hypocrite, Matt, you've long gone after me and my
bean and cheese burrito. Order you know, I order a
bean and cheese burrito and I get attacked.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
You don't get attacked for ordering the bean and right time,
attack how you consume it.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
No, I've been attacked by you and Kate's for having
too simple of an order, like, oh, that's all you get.
You're not gonna get the Macha super cardiansana cardiinas burrito.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Well, I'm just like, oh, you just get the asada burrito,
or get some steak, tacos or something. I think it's
good to think it's it's fair. I do like a
bean and cheese.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
But when when you chime in on somebody else's food,
like you remember getting that, you're getting that it's ricks.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
We got burgers, we got tacos, we got I went
to Ricks today. You know what I got? Beese. This
is the song of the day.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Oh Autumn Almanac is our song of the day from
Muswell Hills, Ray and Dave Davies with their band The Kinks,
leaving the Labor Day weekend in a summertime of memories
in the rear view and know what a time it was, indeed,
But seasons change in people change, like expose a says

(13:23):
and the Petros and Money Show is opening up the
Autumn Almanac of Great Sports Talk, where a flex alert
is in place with the Dodgers in Anaheim for a
brief two games with those Angels, beginning with your Morongo
Casino Dodgers on debt program with our friend Tim Kates
at five point thirty.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Thank you, Ronnie. It's the best sex I've ever had.
I'm so aware of my body. Nobody cares.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
It's not like when Jay was having sex with me
while watching his deer and his infrared camera oor Lionerd
was having sex with me on a surfboard in two
thousand and two.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
That doesn't belong on a podcast. Do it on OnlyFans? Yeah,
and the people will watch. I'll watch you. Yeah. I
don't want to hear about how great it is. Prove it.
I think we just have shipper hot sacks and sim
widely attracted to Y. Go to Cam Soda. Have it there?

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Ooh, Camp Soda, that's where Oscar he's gonna go.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
They'll pay you a million dollars. Cavalier, you idiot. We're
here for the peckers and the bobs. Now, if that
dude was the heir to the ST's model Rocket fortune
and then I might want to hear. I don't think
he is.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
He's not a Montana Boys TikToker.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
That's unfortunate.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Minor sports story is coming up next. Our sacks is
so hot.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Going till five thirty. Flex alert today and tomorrow Angels
start their games at six forty pm, So flex alert,
petros in Money two to five thirty. Anything you michign
always relive through the iHeartRadio app. Try to say it
without so much disgust in your voice. Man, Yes, today,
we're you're home for the NFL Ravens Chiefs Thursday night.

(15:07):
That'll be a two to five show going into a
five to fifteen pm kickoff, and then Sunday Chargers Raiders.
You can win a pair of tickets to that game
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Go over there and check that out. Starting it. I
think four o'clock.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
David Vasse joined us earlier months. He will join him later.
Matt I found some more uplifting, well maybe not uplifting stories,
but stories that might be better than Christian Cavalieri on
a podcast with her twenty four year old boyfriend talking
about the quality of sex that they're having, which is
mind blowing.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
I know that the podcast isn't for us, but is
that what am I missing? Like? Is that what women
want to hear like? It's sort of the equivalent of
the Romance, the trashy romance novel that they would read
on the beach, that would have all the very detailed.
This is the second at all.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
I mean, Cavalieri must have a big following of people
that want to hear about how she's being satisfied betwixt
her legs?

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Is that what it is? Though? Is that kind of
what's I don't know the Danielle Steele novel The World
has passed Us Spy, Yes, it has.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Everybody's doing other stuff and we're sitting here spinning our
wheels doing radio AM radio, a bunch of losers. I
tried to get you out, but you did live. Let's
get out across the pond, Matt. I thought this might
uh a lot of the time. The cartoons I talk
about are not your cartoons because we are four years apart,
right and he Man and g I Joe. It'll move

(16:28):
you frankly like they should. But wow, it's a generational thing. Yes,
my younger brother, his favorites well, I wish I did
the radio with him. But British News here, Matt, I
thought you'd liked time.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
For PMS, British News ighted Kingdom English News. It's time
for British News.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
The great cartoon straight out Danger Mouse. Oh yeah, Matt,
not the cool producer, mission musician guy guys so cool,
oh so cool Desilo the nineteen eighty one TV show
from Thames TV, Danger Mouse, British spy fiction with an

(17:09):
eye patch.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Mouse and a hamster. Amazing.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
And Colonel k who people thought was a walrus but
was actually a chinchilla.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Not a lot of people know what a chinchill is. No. Well,
one of the creators died mad in ninety two.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
I guess he was a real great gentleman who helped
create Danger Mouse and Count Ducula voiced lots of characters too.
Brian Truman, the man's name, the main guy on seventy
nine of the Danger Mouse episodes, before Phineas and Ferb
and Perry, the Plattum Puss versus Doctor Dufen Schmertz and

(17:49):
that kind of international Cia intrigue we had Danger He
even helped this guy create a reboot in twenty fifteen.
Not to mention extensive work on Wallace and Grommet and
Win in the Willows where there is drunk and unruly

(18:12):
mister Toad, Yes, take you straight to hell.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Walston Grammont also great, very.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
So I thought you might enjoy the nostalgia this week.
I appreciate rip, Brian Truman, love Danger Mouse. Thank you,
I appreciate that. And Matt, those of us that used
to play high school football or whatever. I got a
text from a thread of old Peninsula Panther football players.
Oh and we are too, and oh, by the way,

(18:38):
to start the year, go Panthers say, took out El
Segundo on Friday night.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
It's like Maybury?

Speaker 3 (18:45):
What happened to Pallas Verdi's High and Carlsbad? Did they
get a win?

Speaker 2 (18:54):
No munch.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yesterday I got a text from a thread of old players,
and it said what our coach used to say.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
We will labor on Labor Day.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Because that's what our old coach, Gary Kimbrell used to say,
and we always did. It was a real hard Monday practice.
Well the first Labor Day, which miraculously Matt and I
get off for one of the few holidays. It's not
a union day. But I'll give it to you that
Matt and I get off for well, we usually don't
get off for Labor Day at all, or for any

(19:25):
holidays in vocation.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
We got all.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
We always get Labor Day and other people work like
Colin cow Hurdle work or Jonas Knox will work or
Tim Conway worked yesterday?

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Did he really? Yeah? But we get Labor Day off. Well.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Know this the very first Labor Day as a national
holiday was celebrated during the Gilded Age one hundred and
thirty years ago today September third, eighteen ninety four.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Now they worked hard back then. What do you mean
they didn't do what we do. They couldn't do it.
They can't do it. You go talk. I couldn't do it.
I could write your article in my sleep. Mad and
I had the day off. Love having the day off.
I took advantage of it. I ate, I drank, I

(20:18):
ate some more, I napped, drank some more. I tried
to go to the marshlands. It's closed. You think they'd
open it up for nature lovers. Maybe it's close because
the Labor Day. They don't have the labor on Labor Day.
The people that run the Marshal days they get the
day off. What do you gotta do? Open that gate?

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Hey, we need more mosquitos in this area over here.
Open that gate here is not Marchhie enough. They got
to light those little coil things that kill all the mosquitos.
So Labor Day one hundred and thirty years ago on
September third today, it's great to have that day. It
really is, really is. And Danger Mouse we remember as

(20:59):
a fine show.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Probably have to go dig up a few episodes of
Danger Mouse tonight. Now that's good nostalgia there.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
I thought you'd appreciate that. What I like to do
is because YouTube during the pandemic they really understand people
like me, and they let that G I. Joe YouTube
channel just.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Run run, just run one episode after another, just start
stacking it a bang, bang bang. A couple of diabetes commercials
in here and there. Diabetes diabetes, no big deal.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
And we shall return with more great spots. Sports Talk
will do any big Sports Talk Textoso Rodeo roundup. But
Kate's worked yesterday. Roddy hadn't worked since uh the Freaking's
tour stop ad vans. It was like last year, right,

(21:45):
feels like last year.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
I wouldn't mind getting some details on the front fence
on Roddy's front fat, Yeah, because there's not a lot
of front fence action, you know what I mean, Like
not a lot of like you build a wall, like
are you trying to shut the world out?

Speaker 4 (21:58):
And it's well, we got we've got neighbors that have
walls on both sides. So we're going to put a
fence with an electric gate.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
And a walkway. Look at that. And so that's what
it is.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
And and paving for paving for two cars to be
parked in front parking parking? Is is it a premium
in the city of Los Angeles?

Speaker 2 (22:20):
May I suggest? System? Pavers? Ask Moon?

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Isn't that the one that paved over Turner's dog?

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Oh? Forget that shadow Moon Doggie night light. I uh.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
I went to pick up my door and a sleepover,
uh like a week ago, and it was like it's
gigantic house with like this huge like it was like
a mansion, right, And I pulled up like I was
like standing a load in front of a gate like
less than zero Like that's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
How am I going to get into it? When I do?
You know what you're gonna need a retina scan to get.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Into have to jump the fence like Juliet and less
than zero and run across the town.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
The watch top of the dogs. Exactly right. I got
snipers on the roof. Take you out.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
We are huge proponents of the eight hour workday movement.
We are oh yeah, eight hours for work, eight hours
for recreation, eight hours for rest.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
That's the way to do it. Bing bang boom takes
those so next, got yourw some money A five seventy
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(23:40):
coming up just after six forty pm. Be sure to
tune in dot to order a round of Mandori sours
for the ladies over there. Shut up, trick this whiskey. Hey,
the pregame show not only has Max months you joining
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(24:01):
P's getting the chef platter, I'll be getting thee to
in a poke bowl, Kate's gonna be getting a cream
cheese imitation crab roll and the Crunchy California Roll imitation
crabs just fish, right, Yeah, I think it's pollock fish.
All right, that's fine, I'll eat that. Yeah. Why did
they call it crab? I think because it looks like crab.

(24:23):
I know. Just whatever, I think you have to I
think I do believe it is law. It is required
by law that you have to put imitation crab copy. Yeah,
one of them. California things islands. You ruined an islands.
You ruined everything, California. You ruined islands for me? I
want my basket of fries with thirteen hundred calories. I

(24:44):
don't give a good g Damn, California's ruined everything. You
ruined everything everything when you started plucking surfers out of
the water during COVID not cool, beach volleyball players off
the beach during COVID not cool, covering up hoops remember
that lose jerk? All right? Text uses the secret?

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Speaker 3 (25:10):
Does Jonas Knox do more radio in a week than
Rodney does in a year? Oh, what's going on? Is
Magic's yacht lost in the Danube?

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Fair question?

Speaker 3 (25:22):
I believe Magic is returned from his yacht, and yes,
Jonas Knox is very hard working radio man.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
That is not an easy shift though, three to six am,
and yet he's got to come back from nuon to.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Two sex podcast name the poll Smokers Guide to Sex
and so Hard. Sheeene Simmons was right about you guys,
you're right.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Well.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
We talked a little bit about Kristen Cavalieri sex podcast
with her new twenty four year old boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Is he really twenty four? Yeah? What dork?

Speaker 3 (25:56):
What?

Speaker 2 (25:57):
You don't like him slaying that? Poots slay it, slay
it again. I know it's not for us. I totally
know that. However, he wants to hear that.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
This says nobody nobody wants a podcast about her old
wizards sleep.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
I've never heard that. I feel like I've heard it all.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Hey, Petrose, I heard the Angels.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
I heard the Angels are going to do another video,
but the warden won't release epelim Funny Kershaw's a drunk
and has gout turfs bs.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
What's with the grocer? I used to drunk? Yeah, Scott
the gout? What's his problem? Lor P?

Speaker 3 (27:04):
The Otani problem isn't the angels. It's the lodge. If
the angels had the five seventy blowtorchs behind them, things
would have been different. Fair point absolutely fair points say
all their name. Oh, we don't afraid to say that name, Petro.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
What's going on at the lodge today? Vacancy?

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Is that dude still doing a show? Or did Altani
leaving end it? Can I get a room? Or did
Roger shut it down? I don't know, To be honest,
I pretty sure the lodge is operational. It's kind of
like Santa's Village at the end. Sad you know, maybe
Santa's Village is reopen. Yeah, Santa's outfit is dingy. Oh
the crackhead superman in Hollywood. Santa's village in Lake Harrowhead.

(27:44):
Similar amount of math.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
P.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
I'm forty and my wife is also older than me,
and we have a lot of sex. Doesn't last that long.
But maybe I should start my own pod. Will you
and Smith be our first guest? Thinking of calling it
sex with socks on because my wife can't finish with
cold feet.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
My wife do you think get aroused when you go
shopping for socks? Like if you're in the target and
the wife is looking at different socks. Is it like
a Is it like a trigger for your brain? Like, ooh,
why spine socks? I got a bone dog. What am
I gonna do? I would assume.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
So right second I see her buying socks, they start
thinking about her wizard's sleeve. All right, well, we're gonna
do some great sports talking effort. So Matt will talk
some NFL, I'll talk some college football. We're gonna Thursday
celebrate the USC moment on Sunday always reminds me of

(28:48):
Ernest berg borg Nine's conversation with his very volatile wife
at the time, ethel Merman. And ethel Merman came home
from working at a on a movie and said, you know,
the director loved my legs and my body, said that
I had the body and legs of an actress twenty
years younger.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
And she was going on and on.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
And Ernest Bordine said, did he say anything about your
old you know what your wizard's sleep And she goes, no,
he didn't mention.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
You at all. Where a bord Nine look at him.
I just heard you. Oh look at that chick's laboring, right, laboring,
and the lady that's watching over has got the sleepiest
eyes I have ever seen on the screen.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Matt and I are enjoined that sleepy Floyd's mom. Matt
and I are enjoying some look at those sleepy eyes,
some good Western fair on the movies. We got TCM
rocking today.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
We're old people. We are, I prefer to say, a
classic person.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Have a great night, everybody. We got another hour and
a half a great sports talk. Keep that sports talk
just like a Kristen Cavalieri's twenty four year old boyfriend satisfying.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
That's succubus.
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