October 8, 2024 • 36 mins
Final Hour Fun Fact. Quick Hits. Minor Sports Stories. Dead and Alive Guy Birthday of the Day
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I don't crack.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
He'se the under pressure puss, puss puss every damn night,
dumb ass.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, I'm not gay, so just it's a lot of
people who are.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I was his emotional buttress.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Every damn night. This world does not tolerate moral clarity.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
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you can always relive alert today, same tomorrow and Thursday
and perhaps even Friday. It's this Dodgers Padre series goes
five games Friday.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You can't wait to see him in his curvy sort
want nothing to do with that, he said. He appreciated me.
Remember my kids and I remember it is he's got
seven seven kids.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Saturday, we have football UCLA Minnesota. See if they can
exact some revenge for LA because they play in LA.
So does USCSC went to Minnesota and lost. So maybe
the Bruins will make fools of the golfers when they
come out here for a six pm kick on a
five seventy LA Sports League at that football. Yeah, not
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many of those left. Sunday we'll have Chargers Broncos that'll
be in our sister station, all ninety eight point seven.
That is a one pm kick after the Chargers were
on a bye last week. And of course, the centerpiece
of our play by play schedule night, Dodgers padres Game three,
a first pitch at eight past six pm. Dodgers get the.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Bed first in a better school. It's time for the
final hour. Fun fact. Everybody in the fact.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
It's the yeah three fun fact.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I can't remember why I did this fun fact because
it was earlier. Maybe it was late last night, but
for some reason. Motorcycle themed motorcycle helmets invented by neurosurgeon
Hugh Cairns, who tended to Sir Lawrence of Arabia following
his fatal crash. He consequently began a research sta Yeah,
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he did not wear a helmet. I'm tending to this
man though he is dead.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
He is dead. I was dead on arrival. Let me
take a look.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
By discussing and researching and studying the loss of life
by motorcycle dispatch riders through head injuries, the research led
to the use of something he invented, crash helmets, by
both military or as they say over there, military and
civilian motorcyclists. Hugh Cairns, Sorry, Larry, too late for you.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You kind of communist when you make somebody wear something
on their head they don't want to wear. I remember
when the only thing you needed to protect your head
in the NHL and on the roads was a sweet
flowing cobra like mullet that stallone had.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
And then Bucy got on that bike and promptly cracked
his head against a curb. More cracked heads than even now.
He's talking about buttered sausage.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Quickhands, hay not, they're wrong with butter tms, quick hits.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I'll make it quick, y'all. Yeah, her, you got robbed.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Game three of the NATS is tonight, Walker Bueller, Michael
King pitching matchup, Mueller was uh one for six with
a four point three to eight ERA and sixteen starts.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
That's a misleading stat though. You know, the life working late, yeah,
the working on stuff, vel carnivals, and it all started
to come together there in that last start, So you know,
I just throw all those numbers out the window.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yes, Dodger Stadium is empty tonight. There was an incident though,
in game two, and the San Diego Policia has a
larger presence at Petco Park tonight. They were only going
to send like five dudes and now they're yeah, way more.
And they sent a note out today fans saying, hey,
hey fans, fat you better chill out. Our game is
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at its best when our players and fans give everything
they have for their team in city while showing respect
and sportsmanship towards players and fans the opposing team. There
is never an excuse for abusive speech or behavior towards others.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
At Petco Park, there was a ps on there, Unlike
the dopes at Dodger Stadium. If you are sitting in
the first row of the right or left field area
seats and you see a Dodger's home run, coming at you,
Please get out of the way for your Padre outfielders.
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A fielder, if you see a Padre home run coming
at you, please sabotage the potential defensive play by interfering
with the Dodger outfielder as you are allowed to do
so in the fan seating area.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
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According to the police, thieves Ali Baba and his forties thieves,
thieves and liars surrounded police and thieves in the street.
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Walker Buehler and his wife were surrounded in Santa Anita
and ripped one hundred thousand dollars watch right out Buler's wrist.
Why did Michelle you tell us of this? Buehler was
reportedly not threatened during the incident which happened.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Are you threatening me? No, I'm just taking your watch,
you idiot.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
September twenty eighth at sant Anita. The police are investigating
two similar episodes the same day that official said were
organized by groups who steal high end watches in large
crowds during event Rishard me eleven o'clock shot me, protect
Felip protect.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Shark Watch, shark Watch. That ended U Conway and Steckler.
Oh god, what.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Did you get? A Rolex? What did you get? A Mavado?
What did you get? I got the shark? You're out
of the club, son of a man.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Well you knew it was coming. After a two and
three start, the Jets have fired head coach Robert Salah
DC our old friend Jeff Ulbrick will serve as an
interim head coach. Oh the old double face graund from
Jim Mark squeeze your face for the rest of the season.
And there is some spice surrounding this. CBS is reporting.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
That do you think he just pushed the guy off him?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Like two weeks here exactly, that sala was gonna fire
Nate Hackett as the OC and was going to suggest
to Woody Johnson that even though he's Aaron Rodgers super
cool pal, that the defense is playing great, the offense
is playing absolute garbage. So let's get a new play
caller in there, and that perhaps Aaron I don't know
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what bodies he's got buried, and how Hackett knows where
they are, but that Aaron called in the strike saying
you're not firing Hacket, You're firing Sola instead. How about
that been a spice in New York?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Right? What's going on there?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Not functional? The Lakers are in Milwaukee to take on
the Milwaukee Bucks in a preseason game, and they unveiled
today their City Edition uniform for the season. They'll debut
them on November twenty first at the home game versus
the Orlando Magic. This season city Edition design is inspired
by the team's storied reputation as a franchise that they've
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tried to ruin desperately for the last seven eight years.
They want to show themselves as a franchise that does
more than win. They win with style. Their personality is
front and center, with Lake Show featured across the uniform
chest for the first time in team history.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, it's one of those gradient uniforms. Gradient for the Snadians.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, it's black at the shoulders and then it gradually
turns to purple right around the nips.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Oh, I see it.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
It's got the shadow Box number and it says shadow boxing.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
When I heard you on the RADI, oh, whoa, I
just don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
It says Lake show so stupid. It looks it looks
like a strippers. If a stripper wore a basketball uniform,
it feels like this would be it.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I think that's a fair description. I'm at the Tropical
A in Upland. Facts me, my scripts USC's three and two.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
They're gonna host Penn State five and zero on Saturday
at the Colisseum. The Trojans are a five and a
half point underdog at home and the Colosseum, and it
could be very bad for Lincoln Riley. Hey link UCLA
one and four, don't say nothing about us, and we
come back and win because one of these Dad, it's
gonna be.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Bad for you.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Just not in the last few weeks. Now, listen, maybe
they just cover, you know, maybe they continue to cover
and they're that team.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Well, they host Minnesota, they row the Boats who got
back to five hundred by b USC on Saturday night. Now,
this one's this Saturday night at the Rose Bowl, kick
off at six on m FI. Seventy Bruins or a
five and a half point underdog, both playing at home.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Two teams in LA. We're in La So's USC and
both home dogs to Penn State and Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah, the Gulfs such as the state of Big ten football.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Well, like we said, yeah, Washington and Oregon are much
more suited for it.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I mean they do.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
They're fine. They can hit people at the lot of scrimmagine,
just fine. They've shown that for years. I told everybody that.
And what's happening. Eric b Enemy can't call a play
to save his life, and USC can't protect Miller Moss.
And he might just be a pillow farterer.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
He's a very good one, though, very effective. One of
the great pillow farners of all time.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
It's hard to be you know, listen, Renaissance man. It's
a tough task pillow farting, and you're really good at that.
What's the intent? What's the intent behind the farting on
my pillow? What's the intent between throwing the ball at
the dugout of Dave Roberts. USC phenom sophomore Juju Watkins.
Not only does she have her sweet bands from Fletcher Jones,
but she's agreed on a multi year contract extension with
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Nike that will give her one of the richest shoe
endorsements ever in women's basket.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Good for her. At least she can play on Leke Brownie.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
All right, well you're gonna do a minor sports stories
in Great Sports Talk.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Coming up next Saint Christopher, protect Us.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
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Speaker 2 (10:55):
Heo Tani and the Dodgers.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
It is gained three of the nlds to that had
a big one team that wins will force their opponent
to face elimination tomorrow in San Diego. We've got Dodgers
on dec. At five per first pitch just after six pm.
Walker Buller versus Michael King a whole out of Dodger.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Talk already clutch that purse.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Well that's right, Walker, Well you know what, maybe throws
a little bit harder, maybe an extra mile an hour
of vil, you know, without a thousand.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Dollars, while I got Rob Charlclair extra velo exactly right.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
So, Sad, I was taped a stack of bills to
my wrist worth one hundred thousand dollars, and someone decided
to take them.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
That's what I did. I blame you.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Richard mel had a horse track. Good luck to Walker
Bueller may his performance atone for that ran.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
That's our horse track matter this well, Hey, do we
not always say don't don't don't floss.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Out at the track exactly?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
If you win a race, don't sit there and do
high knees like Anthony b and shake your money Manker,
all over the place, cuz I might get robbed.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
It's a big lot.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
It's a big lot, yes, And even if you win
big take that money and run as fast as you
possibly can.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah, like Mama's falling angel, exactly.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Right, with pepper spray in one hand, in your cash
in the other.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Just screaming spray the spray in your wake like a
CRP dunster. You just hold it behind your head and press,
can't we have anything nice anymore?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
The answer is we can big tough back tattoo and
you get robbed like that.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
I have been made a fool, sweetheart. They've taken my
one hundred thousand dollars watch.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I told you not to wear it to the track.
It's Arcadia. It was Arcadia. You want to do impress
Bob Badford. It's the dumbest thing ever. Walker.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Crazy thing is Doug O'Neill came up to me, offered
me a shot at thee quila and.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Then took it back, then took the bottle. It's gonna
be a heck of a night, Matt. Yes, it is
made the Dodgers win.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
You know, people get robbed and it takes them a
few days to recover, like they feel violated. Oh a
big time. He might be up there looking crazy as hell.
He might have the crazy eye.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
That dude stole my doors to my jeep when I
was in college and I drove around Malibu for a
long time looking for him, just crazy eyes. I'm gonna
find this mother effort. I'm gonna find the guy that
took my doors. I'm on the I'm on the move,
all right, Matt, this is a look. The baseball playoffs
are important, but this is also an.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Important sports stories for great sports talk toorn.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Uh didn't typhon bear territory? I got?
Speaker 1 (13:46):
And this is not about the great col game up
against Miami in beautiful Strawberry Canyon Memorial Stadium.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
What are we doing? What are we doing?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Is that not targeting? When you launch your old face
into the quarterbacks phase, I'd like to think it is
I've seen it called and then I've seen it pulled,
and it's so subjective that it's just dumb that games
go one way or the other because of it.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
It's a huge call. It's terrible.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, it is a huge call. It is awful. But
you got to give Pat McAfee and everybody there at
CAL a big thumbs up. We've celebrated Berkeley football because
of my own personal experience for many many years here
on the show, and it was great to see that there.
I haven't seen it like that there.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
It's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Since the first year of FS one, I think twenty thirteen,
Urban Meyer brought his Ohio State Buckeyes there and I
had to do sideline for Gus and Charles Davis. And
that was a great day because all the Ohio State
fans were there, you know what I mean. They were
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all there and they filled Strawberry Canyon at Memorial Stadium.
But this was better, right because they were all Cow fans.
They were all into it. Where did they come from,
Matt Where are they going to go when.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
It's over back to the trees?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
They Cow's fan base is small and disloyal. Why did
that happen? Anyway, this is a story about real bears, Matt,
and I think you'll find it interesting. There's an annual
tournament that monitors fat bears through a national park's webcam,
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and they have a fat Bear bracket and Fat Bear
Week and that's enough. You vote and the bracket comes
out old Fat Bear Week. The bears are fat, I
mean really fat fat, Yes, And it's all at cought
My National Park and Reserve in Alaska. An annual contest
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that celebrates the success of the brown bears eating all
the salmon as they bulk up, Easy Ronnie, as they
bulk up, eating dozens and dozens of fish every day,
getting super fat and wide backed and then hybrid me
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and people follow the bears and track them online and
they all have numbers and names, and the Fat Bear
Week contest is what it is. It's been going on
for about a decade and it's quite popular. People vote
in the million. Now do the bears really care? No,
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they just go buck wild on the Little Sterey. If
they didn't care, well, man, that's where the story takes
a terrible turn. The bears just go kind of buck wild, right,
I mean, just eating like crape and getting just absolutely
like Yogi Bear fat. Actually Yogi Bear quite slim compared
to however, Matt. This year's tournament has been marn and
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delayed by one of the contestants, Bear four hundred and
sixty nine, a male attacked and drowned a female bear
and dragged her corpse to the shore on the webcam,
much to the horror of the thousands of naturists watching. Yes,
there is a video.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
It is the watch.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
That's Bear four hundred and sixty nine attacking the one
bear is like thirty years old. The full female bear
was like eight and this male bear just emerged from
the water like creep show and just and killed the
female and dragged her lifeless corpse to the shore. That's
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Bear four sixty nine on Bear four h two.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Now.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
It was a disturbing scene caught by the live webcams
on explore dot org. A rep for the naturist group said,
we love to celebrate the success of bears with full
stomachs and ample body fat, but the ferocity of bears
is real. This is a difficult situation to witness and
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it was a real bear murder. Unpropo. Well, I mean,
that's the thing. There are no laws for bear on
bear crime or or premeditated line. Well, it looked like
he was triggered. It looked like he was triggered. Now,
we don't have any laws to prosecute this bear in
Alaska or any other We have no laws in LA
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for seven eleven flash mobs for that matter, either. So
because of the full bear murder and no one cares
about the murdered salmon, It's like the bears eat like
five hundred salmon a day and no one's like, hey,
that fish was trying to spawn and just got snatched
out of the water and swallowed by this huge godzilla
like beast.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Another like that.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Because of all that, the tournament has been delayed to
later this week. Also, Matt, the harsh realities of nature
are on display and maybe even perhaps more evident, as
four time champion of the Fat Bear Contest, a bear
named otis Bear number four hundred and eighty. He loves us,
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He loves us, but he is missing. They can't find it,
so he could be bare. Four sixty nine for eight
is as too.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
I heard Russia's paying top dollar. He's combats.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
You think they're walking across the Bearing strait exactly right,
he popped over there. Last year's champ Bear one and
twenty eight Grazer is in the Elite eight already, and
then it could take it and Chunk another male bear
eight forty two salmon in ten hours, he does the
trufle show. No one cares about those forty two. He
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does the treble shuffle of cow because that's where Chunk went.
That's a it's bear territory. Well, so the Chunk has
made it deep into the attorney as well. Voting I
think ends today. Those two bears fighting and the death
Matt is sadly not the most brutal nature story we've
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had on the Petrosen Money Show this year. I think
if you remember back to one of our shows, I
think in the Rock and Brews and el Segunda, we
had the story of one manatee effing his brother manatee
to death. Oh yes, and that Floridian aquarium last summer.
I know what you did last summer, you manate You
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raped your brother to death, your brother.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Like the Menendez, right, and that was a male manatee
that raped his brother to death.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Maile on male brother rape. Yes, it wasn't Amazon style. No,
And our record most brutal nature story of all time
takes us straight to Australia. Of course, the kangaroo that
kicked the Australian cyclist fake boob so hard they both
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ride and left pop on contact bow.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Splamsplam.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Anyway, check out explore dot org for voting on the
fat Bear contest. And if the Dodgers go down early
and Freddie Freeman is limping around out there not doing
anything and everybody starts getting upset about what might happen
in the game, you can uh.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Put it on a board, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
And vote for the Bears. Maybe take a little bit
of a take a little bit of the edge off
by watching nature unfold on explore dot org.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yes, as much as I hate my high school going
from one mascot to another, and I understand the reasons,
I guess they're now the Bears and have been since
COVID the Burrows Bears, correct. I just thought it'd be
really cool if they score a touchdown and they go
to the sideline and everybody there's the sideline celebrations. Now
even in high school they do them go to a
cooler and just grab a salmon out of there, and
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you got to put it in your mouth.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Eat it.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Like not the not the turnover chain or the touchdown chain,
touchdown salmon.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Or maybe yeah turn the uh turn the steeplechase pair
into kind of like a salmon spotting thing and sticking.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah, come out with a salmon. Oh great call case.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
And you know, look, it was very important to change
your name during COVID because we all know that COVID
killed all the Indians, so they had to be Bears. Okay,
we'll be back with more great sports talk on a
seventy l a sports Matt. We got the biggest game
in the history of baseball tonight.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Come on, we'll get you ready for it.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Tim kateson Company, We'll get you ready for it, and
then you'll hear Walker Bueler watchless make the first pitch
uh somewhere around I don't know, hopefully six thirty ish
because the Dodger will will have a monster top of
the first Yeah, that's what we're pulling for.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Saint Christopher, protect us the Dodgers and the Padres tonight.
Only this thin, dead and alive guy birthday of the Day,
this membrane of a segment stand between you. The Zenxhi
sushi pregame featuring Tim Kates and the Marongo Casino. Dodgers
on deck, also featuring Tim Kates. We are your home
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of Shoeo Tani, the Dodgers, and one of the biggest
baseball matchups in the history of the sport.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Tonight, Dodgers on deck and fight. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
I guess in this time in space, certainly as you
can hear Pee, I'll listen to that. That's my Saint
Christopher protect us pendant that I was given in my
first communion and then a second one at my confirmation.
I may rub them together. Saint Christopher, protect Mookie Betts
and all of his horrible swinging mis May you deliver
a victory tonight so scam does not have to lament
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the failing ratings of a world series that would feature
the Padres and the Royals. And consider that solid Dodger
content Dodger on deck at five PM, first pitch at
six eight. It is all powered by zenhi sushi. And
may in fact a win be delivered by some sort
of I don't know, higher authority, if you will, because
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it certainly doesn't seem like the people walking around town
can do it.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
All Right, Matt, you got the dead guy.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Birthday of the day, indeed I do, and today we
celebrate an easy one because we use his name regularly.
Happy would have been Let's call it. This is an
estimate three hundred and forty third to Pierce, Greek king
statesman during the Hellenistic period, king of the Malassians, strong
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opponent of Rome, one of the greatest generals of antiquity,
and we of course know his name thanks to his
throw a crap ton of bodies at them, many or
most of who will be killed mercilessly, but we will
win pyrrhic victory. His pops was e Acides of Ipetes.
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His mother was titha daughter of Thessalyan general Menon and
a cousin of Olympias, making Arman Paris a second cousin
Alexander the Great.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
He was a lot of claims there in Macedonia, as
they say, Matt, exactly right.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
People make a lot of claims. He was, but seventeen
that long. You know, you know, I think you have
to take these things with a grain of salt.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
It's like the four foot Jesus where he's like, you know,
people are a lot tolerant, right now, Okay.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Battle hipsis is where he cut his teeth. He fought
with his brother in law, Demetrius, scored a victory, gaped
with nine thousand men, and Pearis impressed the general by
kicking some serious ass. How was he thanked by being
exchanged to the opponent for a different prisoner. In two
ninety eight BC Alexandria, he married Antigony, daughter of Ptolemy,
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and when Pearis's sister died, he throne and he Peirus
was vacated. So Ptolemy sent money men and Pearis to
retake it, splitting the kingdom with another dude, Nea Thomas.
He got word that they were going to take him out,
so in a Cobra Kai strike, first strike card, no mercy,
Sir invited the guy to dinner and had a murder.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
It was that kind of thing, And it wasn't you
couldn't you shoot a guy from far away or dinner,
or or put like a little bomb in his pager.
You had you had to stand right up next to
the guy and either bludging him to death or stab.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Him exactly right, that's what he did, or you could
throw a dart. He did want to take on his
old palte meet us for sending them away, but en route.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
To what kind of leader are you of the you know,
Peloponnese or any of that antiquity. What kind of leader
or writer or anything are you if you don't have
some kind of exile? Oh, I mean, if you're not
exit part and parcel, what's the point.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
He had to turn around a retreat, but Demetrius got word,
gets pissed, says f you. He invades Epirus his eleven
thousand men versus Paris twenty thousand and apparently Demetrius was
sitting back while his general Pontuctus is leading the charge.
He and perist the charge. They meet and they agree
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to battle it. Let's take it out one on one.
You me see how this thing goes?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Not rare in those days again, like three o'clock high
this thing.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Yeah, first battle, hurl spears at one.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Another. Second battle, they go to the swords. I told
you about the darts, exactly right, just a very large
dart if they called him parts uh.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Pante scores the first strike, but Pieris comes back with
a double up one of the leg than one of
the nak. He scores the victory. The army freaks out.
They start calling him the Eagle. Demetrius retreats, Peeris wants
to throw the hammer, follows him. He invades Macedonia, and
when the army heard that their homeland was being overrun
by Paris, they turn on Demetrius and they desert him
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for Pears. So Demetrius has to flee. He assembles an army.
He attacks Athens. The Athenians say, Pieris help us.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
He does.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
He kicks D's ass again, so D then moves to
Asia tries to grow his territory again. Pieris follows him
and busts him up action Mags with little Asia minor action.
So now he's got half a Macedonia, Thessaly at Peirus,
and he's gonna take on Rome. Why Oracle of Delphi
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said he should.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
He did, but you know, sometimes you can slip the
Delphian extra drug. They might, you know, lean your way
a little bit, if you know what I'm saying. So
here's how it plays out. Twenty thousand infantry, three thousand cavalry,
two thousand archers, five hundred slingers, and twenty war elephants.
He defeats the Romans. That's an Asia minor thing, very
hard to get them on boats and take them over
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to the Peloponi.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
It was the Battle of Heraclea, but it cost him.
He got fifteen thousand Romans dead, thirteen thousand of his guys,
and he won a costly victory, after which he famously commented, quote,
if we are victorious and one more battle with the Romans,
we shall be utterly ruined. Hence the pyrrhic victory. Did
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he die a hero's death? No, Spartans asked him to
help in their battle, so he did, and during a
confused battle of argos in the narrow city streets, he
was trapped.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Oh that's where my family's from.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Okay, so maybe this was one of your descendants that
actually killed him, because he is fighting with an argive soldier,
a soldier, and his mother is looking from her window
below as her son is fighting Pearis. She throws a
tile out of the balcony window. It hits Peirus in
the head, knocks him out, and a Macedonian soldier named
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Zoprius beheads him his motionless body.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
So he got hit in the head by something.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
A lady threw a mover, and then a lady and
then a guy cut his off lops off his head,
and that was that in the Peloponnesian Wars he was
killed or just as just some skirmish after all his.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Big It just says the Battle of Argos. So where
whatever the Battle of Argos happened to be, that is
where a soldier's mother bonked him in the head with
a tile, knocked him out, and he was then beheaded.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
So that he was killed by somebody of agos An
our guy exactly right, all right, well, and that is
our guy, Pyrric Victory.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
I would say you should go visit Augos. It's a
beautiful place. I would like to visit that very such.
It flooded right at the beginning of a clash of
the Titans. If you remember I released the crack in there.
I heard the people from there. Terrible people.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Really, Oh yeah, you'd like the kind of people who
throw beers at Tatis while he's running the balls all
over people.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Your Mom'm gonna fight your fights for you too.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
You are guys, are real losers. Adgos Matt you would
be interested in. He'll bounce back and forth between the
Athenians and the Spartoons and the Peloponnesian Wars.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Well, perhaps Pierre Pieris was involved in some of those
before he was knocked out by a dude's mom.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
No, I think he was just before and then beheaded. Yeah,
that's rough ticket, that's rough man, your mom got me,
or after, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Sure beating out Bruno Mars who hammer there more coke
than a wild dog.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Is Ellie font Ellie font Is, thirty nine years old.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Speaking of the war Elephant. Yeah, but she.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Spells at l e l l i pH a n
t eleanor Olivos daughter, an Icelandic woman, Okay, but family
moved to Sweden.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
So she grew up in Stockholm.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
She met a guy at a party in Paris, and
you know, when you're cool, this kind of stuff happens
for guys like us.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
We go to a party in Paris and we go
home and say, like, why don't they somebody talk to me?
Speaker 1 (32:37):
But somebody talked to her and he signed her to
the Ten Music group. Her debut single made the FIFA
video game in twenty thirteen.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
That's a big deal. She started working with.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Diplo and Mad Decent Records and Creepy Doctor Luke, who
called Kesha a refrigerator.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Well, it was a different time for her.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
You said, that's what she looked like, an old grge.
She has now released three studio albums. She's been featured
on Everybody's Stuff, Everybody, Matt, DJ Snake, Push a T,
Charlie x c X, Huh, Major Laser Through, Diplo, Waka
flocka Flame, David Getta, Doja Cat, Big Frida, Scrillis Twitch
(33:23):
Shadow There, Big Frida loves her.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Just seems like you know, they all love Ellie font
get in there.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
She wears her hat backwards like an Australian breakdancer named ray.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Gunn Oh Yeah, Halloween.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
She's got a couple of daughters, both bastards.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
She's currently on a European tour.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
Interesting, that's the reverse bastard. You don't really kind of
get the bastard celebration from the ladies too often.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Well, she's very progressive Iceland and such. Yeah, it's different open.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
She has done many things that being a music industry regular,
like Matt Smith, involves going all over being cool. Elephant,
despite the name, also boasts a long, slender build, much
like a Clayton Clark Caitlyn Clark, without the slopey shoulders.
So good luck. She have the black eye too. She
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has not been poked in the eye by an angry woman. No,
don't you ask her about it, though, you racist, bastard racist.
It's a damn shame you're against lesbians. Harassing me is
what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
It's Harrisman to ask me about poking that white poker
in the eye. That's all.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
It was less like a poke in the eye than
it was more like a snatch out your eye, like
kill Bill.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
You know.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Li was something like Daryl Handle got her eyes snatched out.
It was a little bit like bitch time for the
Zen pms pregame Sushi, Fast, Fresh and Easy.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
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the art of handcraft of sushi. Each roll guys masterpiece,
made fresh daily with precision, passion and a tradition. You
can taste perfect when you need a quality meal on
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Speaker 1 (35:10):
Maybe passion and tradition can come together for the Dodgers tonight.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
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Speaker 1 (35:26):
Keep your head on a swivel, because when you leave
with that zen she in your hand, like Walker Bulder,
somebody might follow you to the lot and rob you.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
It's so good it is.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
It is that valuable, And tonight it'll be Walker Buehler,
a man who is no stranger to big game pitching
and has certainly dealt the Dodgers many a victory in
the postseason. He'll be asked to do that tonight. He
is going up against Michael King. Anytime his name is
brought up, people say yea, every but it talks about
Joe Busker, up you Darbysh and stuff it. I'll tell
you man, they said, Michael King, he might have the
best stuff.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Of all of them. That is the task at hand.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
Will Mookie Betts get his first hit in a Dodger
playoff game since twenty twenty one?
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Who got robbed? Worse Mookie or Buehler? Hurts you got robbed?
Enjoy the game, everybody.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
That's what we like to hear. Here they are on
your home of the.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
LA Dodgers in sink and down the Grain, Petros and Money, Trosen,
Money Rose in Money Rosny.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I don't crack.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
He'se the under pressure puss, puss puss every damn night,
dumb ass.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, I'm not gay, so just it's a lot of
people who are.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I was his emotional buttress.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Every damn night. This world does not tolerate moral clarity.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
At Petros and Money AM five seventy l A Sports
Live Everywhere on the iHeartRadio. I remember anything you can miss,
you can always relive alert today, same tomorrow and Thursday
and perhaps even Friday. It's this Dodgers Padre series goes
five games Friday.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You can't wait to see him in his curvy sort
want nothing to do with that, he said. He appreciated me.
Remember my kids and I remember it is he's got
seven seven kids.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Saturday, we have football UCLA Minnesota. See if they can
exact some revenge for LA because they play in LA.
So does USCSC went to Minnesota and lost. So maybe
the Bruins will make fools of the golfers when they
come out here for a six pm kick on a
five seventy LA Sports League at that football. Yeah, not
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many of those left. Sunday we'll have Chargers Broncos that'll
be in our sister station, all ninety eight point seven.
That is a one pm kick after the Chargers were
on a bye last week. And of course, the centerpiece
of our play by play schedule night, Dodgers padres Game three,
a first pitch at eight past six pm. Dodgers get the.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Bed first in a better school. It's time for the
final hour. Fun fact. Everybody in the fact.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
It's the yeah three fun fact.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I can't remember why I did this fun fact because
it was earlier. Maybe it was late last night, but
for some reason. Motorcycle themed motorcycle helmets invented by neurosurgeon
Hugh Cairns, who tended to Sir Lawrence of Arabia following
his fatal crash. He consequently began a research sta Yeah,
(02:41):
he did not wear a helmet. I'm tending to this
man though he is dead.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
He is dead. I was dead on arrival. Let me
take a look.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
By discussing and researching and studying the loss of life
by motorcycle dispatch riders through head injuries, the research led
to the use of something he invented, crash helmets, by
both military or as they say over there, military and
civilian motorcyclists. Hugh Cairns, Sorry, Larry, too late for you.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You kind of communist when you make somebody wear something
on their head they don't want to wear. I remember
when the only thing you needed to protect your head
in the NHL and on the roads was a sweet
flowing cobra like mullet that stallone had.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
And then Bucy got on that bike and promptly cracked
his head against a curb. More cracked heads than even now.
He's talking about buttered sausage.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Quickhands, hay not, they're wrong with butter tms, quick hits.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I'll make it quick, y'all. Yeah, her, you got robbed.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Game three of the NATS is tonight, Walker Bueller, Michael
King pitching matchup, Mueller was uh one for six with
a four point three to eight ERA and sixteen starts.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
That's a misleading stat though. You know, the life working late, yeah,
the working on stuff, vel carnivals, and it all started
to come together there in that last start, So you know,
I just throw all those numbers out the window.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yes, Dodger Stadium is empty tonight. There was an incident though,
in game two, and the San Diego Policia has a
larger presence at Petco Park tonight. They were only going
to send like five dudes and now they're yeah, way more.
And they sent a note out today fans saying, hey,
hey fans, fat you better chill out. Our game is
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at its best when our players and fans give everything
they have for their team in city while showing respect
and sportsmanship towards players and fans the opposing team. There
is never an excuse for abusive speech or behavior towards others.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
At Petco Park, there was a ps on there, Unlike
the dopes at Dodger Stadium. If you are sitting in
the first row of the right or left field area
seats and you see a Dodger's home run, coming at you,
Please get out of the way for your Padre outfielders.
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A fielder, if you see a Padre home run coming
at you, please sabotage the potential defensive play by interfering
with the Dodger outfielder as you are allowed to do
so in the fan seating area.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
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According to the police, thieves Ali Baba and his forties thieves,
thieves and liars surrounded police and thieves in the street.
(05:48):
Walker Buehler and his wife were surrounded in Santa Anita
and ripped one hundred thousand dollars watch right out Buler's wrist.
Why did Michelle you tell us of this? Buehler was
reportedly not threatened during the incident which happened.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Are you threatening me? No, I'm just taking your watch,
you idiot.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
September twenty eighth at sant Anita. The police are investigating
two similar episodes the same day that official said were
organized by groups who steal high end watches in large
crowds during event Rishard me eleven o'clock shot me, protect
Felip protect.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Shark Watch, shark Watch. That ended U Conway and Steckler.
Oh god, what.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Did you get? A Rolex? What did you get? A Mavado?
What did you get? I got the shark? You're out
of the club, son of a man.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Well you knew it was coming. After a two and
three start, the Jets have fired head coach Robert Salah
DC our old friend Jeff Ulbrick will serve as an
interim head coach. Oh the old double face graund from
Jim Mark squeeze your face for the rest of the season.
And there is some spice surrounding this. CBS is reporting.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
That do you think he just pushed the guy off him?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Like two weeks here exactly, that sala was gonna fire
Nate Hackett as the OC and was going to suggest
to Woody Johnson that even though he's Aaron Rodgers super
cool pal, that the defense is playing great, the offense
is playing absolute garbage. So let's get a new play
caller in there, and that perhaps Aaron I don't know
(07:24):
what bodies he's got buried, and how Hackett knows where
they are, but that Aaron called in the strike saying
you're not firing Hacket, You're firing Sola instead. How about
that been a spice in New York?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Right? What's going on there?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Not functional? The Lakers are in Milwaukee to take on
the Milwaukee Bucks in a preseason game, and they unveiled
today their City Edition uniform for the season. They'll debut
them on November twenty first at the home game versus
the Orlando Magic. This season city Edition design is inspired
by the team's storied reputation as a franchise that they've
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tried to ruin desperately for the last seven eight years.
They want to show themselves as a franchise that does
more than win. They win with style. Their personality is
front and center, with Lake Show featured across the uniform
chest for the first time in team history.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, it's one of those gradient uniforms. Gradient for the Snadians.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, it's black at the shoulders and then it gradually
turns to purple right around the nips.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Oh, I see it.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
It's got the shadow Box number and it says shadow boxing.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
When I heard you on the RADI, oh, whoa, I
just don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
It says Lake show so stupid. It looks it looks
like a strippers. If a stripper wore a basketball uniform,
it feels like this would be it.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I think that's a fair description. I'm at the Tropical
A in Upland. Facts me, my scripts USC's three and two.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
They're gonna host Penn State five and zero on Saturday
at the Colisseum. The Trojans are a five and a
half point underdog at home and the Colosseum, and it
could be very bad for Lincoln Riley. Hey link UCLA
one and four, don't say nothing about us, and we
come back and win because one of these Dad, it's
gonna be.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Bad for you.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Just not in the last few weeks. Now, listen, maybe
they just cover, you know, maybe they continue to cover
and they're that team.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Well, they host Minnesota, they row the Boats who got
back to five hundred by b USC on Saturday night. Now,
this one's this Saturday night at the Rose Bowl, kick
off at six on m FI. Seventy Bruins or a
five and a half point underdog, both playing at home.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Two teams in LA. We're in La So's USC and
both home dogs to Penn State and Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah, the Gulfs such as the state of Big ten football.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Well, like we said, yeah, Washington and Oregon are much
more suited for it.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I mean they do.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
They're fine. They can hit people at the lot of scrimmagine,
just fine. They've shown that for years. I told everybody that.
And what's happening. Eric b Enemy can't call a play
to save his life, and USC can't protect Miller Moss.
And he might just be a pillow farterer.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
He's a very good one, though, very effective. One of
the great pillow farners of all time.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
It's hard to be you know, listen, Renaissance man. It's
a tough task pillow farting, and you're really good at that.
What's the intent? What's the intent behind the farting on
my pillow? What's the intent between throwing the ball at
the dugout of Dave Roberts. USC phenom sophomore Juju Watkins.
Not only does she have her sweet bands from Fletcher Jones,
but she's agreed on a multi year contract extension with
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Nike that will give her one of the richest shoe
endorsements ever in women's basket.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Good for her. At least she can play on Leke Brownie.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
All right, well you're gonna do a minor sports stories
in Great Sports Talk.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Coming up next Saint Christopher, protect Us.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
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Speaker 2 (10:55):
Heo Tani and the Dodgers.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
It is gained three of the nlds to that had
a big one team that wins will force their opponent
to face elimination tomorrow in San Diego. We've got Dodgers
on dec. At five per first pitch just after six pm.
Walker Buller versus Michael King a whole out of Dodger.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Talk already clutch that purse.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Well that's right, Walker, Well you know what, maybe throws
a little bit harder, maybe an extra mile an hour
of vil, you know, without a thousand.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Dollars, while I got Rob Charlclair extra velo exactly right.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
So, Sad, I was taped a stack of bills to
my wrist worth one hundred thousand dollars, and someone decided
to take them.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
That's what I did. I blame you.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Richard mel had a horse track. Good luck to Walker
Bueller may his performance atone for that ran.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
That's our horse track matter this well, Hey, do we
not always say don't don't don't floss.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Out at the track exactly?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
If you win a race, don't sit there and do
high knees like Anthony b and shake your money Manker,
all over the place, cuz I might get robbed.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
It's a big lot.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
It's a big lot, yes, And even if you win
big take that money and run as fast as you
possibly can.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah, like Mama's falling angel, exactly.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Right, with pepper spray in one hand, in your cash
in the other.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Just screaming spray the spray in your wake like a
CRP dunster. You just hold it behind your head and press,
can't we have anything nice anymore?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
The answer is we can big tough back tattoo and
you get robbed like that.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
I have been made a fool, sweetheart. They've taken my
one hundred thousand dollars watch.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I told you not to wear it to the track.
It's Arcadia. It was Arcadia. You want to do impress
Bob Badford. It's the dumbest thing ever. Walker.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Crazy thing is Doug O'Neill came up to me, offered
me a shot at thee quila and.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Then took it back, then took the bottle. It's gonna
be a heck of a night, Matt. Yes, it is
made the Dodgers win.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
You know, people get robbed and it takes them a
few days to recover, like they feel violated. Oh a
big time. He might be up there looking crazy as hell.
He might have the crazy eye.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
That dude stole my doors to my jeep when I
was in college and I drove around Malibu for a
long time looking for him, just crazy eyes. I'm gonna
find this mother effort. I'm gonna find the guy that
took my doors. I'm on the I'm on the move,
all right, Matt, this is a look. The baseball playoffs
are important, but this is also an.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Important sports stories for great sports talk toorn.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Uh didn't typhon bear territory? I got?
Speaker 1 (13:46):
And this is not about the great col game up
against Miami in beautiful Strawberry Canyon Memorial Stadium.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
What are we doing? What are we doing?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Is that not targeting? When you launch your old face
into the quarterbacks phase, I'd like to think it is
I've seen it called and then I've seen it pulled,
and it's so subjective that it's just dumb that games
go one way or the other because of it.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
It's a huge call. It's terrible.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, it is a huge call. It is awful. But
you got to give Pat McAfee and everybody there at
CAL a big thumbs up. We've celebrated Berkeley football because
of my own personal experience for many many years here
on the show, and it was great to see that there.
I haven't seen it like that there.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
It's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Since the first year of FS one, I think twenty thirteen,
Urban Meyer brought his Ohio State Buckeyes there and I
had to do sideline for Gus and Charles Davis. And
that was a great day because all the Ohio State
fans were there, you know what I mean. They were
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all there and they filled Strawberry Canyon at Memorial Stadium.
But this was better, right because they were all Cow fans.
They were all into it. Where did they come from,
Matt Where are they going to go when.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
It's over back to the trees?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
They Cow's fan base is small and disloyal. Why did
that happen? Anyway, this is a story about real bears, Matt,
and I think you'll find it interesting. There's an annual
tournament that monitors fat bears through a national park's webcam,
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and they have a fat Bear bracket and Fat Bear
Week and that's enough. You vote and the bracket comes
out old Fat Bear Week. The bears are fat, I
mean really fat fat, Yes, And it's all at cought
My National Park and Reserve in Alaska. An annual contest
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that celebrates the success of the brown bears eating all
the salmon as they bulk up, Easy Ronnie, as they
bulk up, eating dozens and dozens of fish every day,
getting super fat and wide backed and then hybrid me
(16:26):
and people follow the bears and track them online and
they all have numbers and names, and the Fat Bear
Week contest is what it is. It's been going on
for about a decade and it's quite popular. People vote
in the million. Now do the bears really care? No,
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they just go buck wild on the Little Sterey. If
they didn't care, well, man, that's where the story takes
a terrible turn. The bears just go kind of buck wild, right,
I mean, just eating like crape and getting just absolutely
like Yogi Bear fat. Actually Yogi Bear quite slim compared
to however, Matt. This year's tournament has been marn and
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delayed by one of the contestants, Bear four hundred and
sixty nine, a male attacked and drowned a female bear
and dragged her corpse to the shore on the webcam,
much to the horror of the thousands of naturists watching. Yes,
there is a video.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
It is the watch.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
That's Bear four hundred and sixty nine attacking the one
bear is like thirty years old. The full female bear
was like eight and this male bear just emerged from
the water like creep show and just and killed the
female and dragged her lifeless corpse to the shore. That's
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Bear four sixty nine on Bear four h two.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Now.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
It was a disturbing scene caught by the live webcams
on explore dot org. A rep for the naturist group said,
we love to celebrate the success of bears with full
stomachs and ample body fat, but the ferocity of bears
is real. This is a difficult situation to witness and
(18:20):
it was a real bear murder. Unpropo. Well, I mean,
that's the thing. There are no laws for bear on
bear crime or or premeditated line. Well, it looked like
he was triggered. It looked like he was triggered. Now,
we don't have any laws to prosecute this bear in
Alaska or any other We have no laws in LA
(18:41):
for seven eleven flash mobs for that matter, either. So
because of the full bear murder and no one cares
about the murdered salmon, It's like the bears eat like
five hundred salmon a day and no one's like, hey,
that fish was trying to spawn and just got snatched
out of the water and swallowed by this huge godzilla
like beast.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Another like that.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Because of all that, the tournament has been delayed to
later this week. Also, Matt, the harsh realities of nature
are on display and maybe even perhaps more evident, as
four time champion of the Fat Bear Contest, a bear
named otis Bear number four hundred and eighty. He loves us,
(19:24):
He loves us, but he is missing. They can't find it,
so he could be bare. Four sixty nine for eight
is as too.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
I heard Russia's paying top dollar. He's combats.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
You think they're walking across the Bearing strait exactly right,
he popped over there. Last year's champ Bear one and
twenty eight Grazer is in the Elite eight already, and
then it could take it and Chunk another male bear
eight forty two salmon in ten hours, he does the
trufle show. No one cares about those forty two. He
(19:56):
does the treble shuffle of cow because that's where Chunk went.
That's a it's bear territory. Well, so the Chunk has
made it deep into the attorney as well. Voting I
think ends today. Those two bears fighting and the death
Matt is sadly not the most brutal nature story we've
(20:17):
had on the Petrosen Money Show this year. I think
if you remember back to one of our shows, I
think in the Rock and Brews and el Segunda, we
had the story of one manatee effing his brother manatee
to death. Oh yes, and that Floridian aquarium last summer.
I know what you did last summer, you manate You
(20:37):
raped your brother to death, your brother.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Like the Menendez, right, and that was a male manatee
that raped his brother to death.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Maile on male brother rape. Yes, it wasn't Amazon style. No,
And our record most brutal nature story of all time
takes us straight to Australia. Of course, the kangaroo that
kicked the Australian cyclist fake boob so hard they both
(21:09):
ride and left pop on contact bow.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Splamsplam.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Anyway, check out explore dot org for voting on the
fat Bear contest. And if the Dodgers go down early
and Freddie Freeman is limping around out there not doing
anything and everybody starts getting upset about what might happen
in the game, you can uh.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Put it on a board, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
And vote for the Bears. Maybe take a little bit
of a take a little bit of the edge off
by watching nature unfold on explore dot org.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yes, as much as I hate my high school going
from one mascot to another, and I understand the reasons,
I guess they're now the Bears and have been since
COVID the Burrows Bears, correct. I just thought it'd be
really cool if they score a touchdown and they go
to the sideline and everybody there's the sideline celebrations. Now
even in high school they do them go to a
cooler and just grab a salmon out of there, and
(22:09):
you got to put it in your mouth.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Eat it.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Like not the not the turnover chain or the touchdown chain,
touchdown salmon.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Or maybe yeah turn the uh turn the steeplechase pair
into kind of like a salmon spotting thing and sticking.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah, come out with a salmon. Oh great call case.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
And you know, look, it was very important to change
your name during COVID because we all know that COVID
killed all the Indians, so they had to be Bears. Okay,
we'll be back with more great sports talk on a
seventy l a sports Matt. We got the biggest game
in the history of baseball tonight.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Come on, we'll get you ready for it.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Tim kateson Company, We'll get you ready for it, and
then you'll hear Walker Bueler watchless make the first pitch
uh somewhere around I don't know, hopefully six thirty ish
because the Dodger will will have a monster top of
the first Yeah, that's what we're pulling for.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Saint Christopher, protect us the Dodgers and the Padres tonight.
Only this thin, dead and alive guy birthday of the Day,
this membrane of a segment stand between you. The Zenxhi
sushi pregame featuring Tim Kates and the Marongo Casino. Dodgers
on deck, also featuring Tim Kates. We are your home
(23:32):
of Shoeo Tani, the Dodgers, and one of the biggest
baseball matchups in the history of the sport.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Tonight, Dodgers on deck and fight. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
I guess in this time in space, certainly as you
can hear Pee, I'll listen to that. That's my Saint
Christopher protect us pendant that I was given in my
first communion and then a second one at my confirmation.
I may rub them together. Saint Christopher, protect Mookie Betts
and all of his horrible swinging mis May you deliver
a victory tonight so scam does not have to lament
(24:04):
the failing ratings of a world series that would feature
the Padres and the Royals. And consider that solid Dodger
content Dodger on deck at five PM, first pitch at
six eight. It is all powered by zenhi sushi. And
may in fact a win be delivered by some sort
of I don't know, higher authority, if you will, because
(24:25):
it certainly doesn't seem like the people walking around town
can do it.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
All Right, Matt, you got the dead guy.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Birthday of the day, indeed I do, and today we
celebrate an easy one because we use his name regularly.
Happy would have been Let's call it. This is an
estimate three hundred and forty third to Pierce, Greek king
statesman during the Hellenistic period, king of the Malassians, strong
(24:56):
opponent of Rome, one of the greatest generals of antiquity,
and we of course know his name thanks to his
throw a crap ton of bodies at them, many or
most of who will be killed mercilessly, but we will
win pyrrhic victory. His pops was e Acides of Ipetes.
(25:20):
His mother was titha daughter of Thessalyan general Menon and
a cousin of Olympias, making Arman Paris a second cousin
Alexander the Great.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
He was a lot of claims there in Macedonia, as
they say, Matt, exactly right.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
People make a lot of claims. He was, but seventeen
that long. You know, you know, I think you have
to take these things with a grain of salt.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
It's like the four foot Jesus where he's like, you know,
people are a lot tolerant, right now, Okay.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Battle hipsis is where he cut his teeth. He fought
with his brother in law, Demetrius, scored a victory, gaped
with nine thousand men, and Pearis impressed the general by
kicking some serious ass. How was he thanked by being
exchanged to the opponent for a different prisoner. In two
ninety eight BC Alexandria, he married Antigony, daughter of Ptolemy,
(26:18):
and when Pearis's sister died, he throne and he Peirus
was vacated. So Ptolemy sent money men and Pearis to
retake it, splitting the kingdom with another dude, Nea Thomas.
He got word that they were going to take him out,
so in a Cobra Kai strike, first strike card, no mercy,
Sir invited the guy to dinner and had a murder.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
It was that kind of thing, And it wasn't you
couldn't you shoot a guy from far away or dinner,
or or put like a little bomb in his pager.
You had you had to stand right up next to
the guy and either bludging him to death or stab.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Him exactly right, that's what he did, or you could
throw a dart. He did want to take on his
old palte meet us for sending them away, but en route.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
To what kind of leader are you of the you know,
Peloponnese or any of that antiquity. What kind of leader
or writer or anything are you if you don't have
some kind of exile? Oh, I mean, if you're not
exit part and parcel, what's the point.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
He had to turn around a retreat, but Demetrius got word,
gets pissed, says f you. He invades Epirus his eleven
thousand men versus Paris twenty thousand and apparently Demetrius was
sitting back while his general Pontuctus is leading the charge.
He and perist the charge. They meet and they agree
(27:42):
to battle it. Let's take it out one on one.
You me see how this thing goes?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Not rare in those days again, like three o'clock high
this thing.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Yeah, first battle, hurl spears at one.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Another. Second battle, they go to the swords. I told
you about the darts, exactly right, just a very large
dart if they called him parts uh.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Pante scores the first strike, but Pieris comes back with
a double up one of the leg than one of
the nak. He scores the victory. The army freaks out.
They start calling him the Eagle. Demetrius retreats, Peeris wants
to throw the hammer, follows him. He invades Macedonia, and
when the army heard that their homeland was being overrun
by Paris, they turn on Demetrius and they desert him
(28:26):
for Pears. So Demetrius has to flee. He assembles an army.
He attacks Athens. The Athenians say, Pieris help us.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
He does.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
He kicks D's ass again, so D then moves to
Asia tries to grow his territory again. Pieris follows him
and busts him up action Mags with little Asia minor action.
So now he's got half a Macedonia, Thessaly at Peirus,
and he's gonna take on Rome. Why Oracle of Delphi
(28:57):
said he should.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
He did, but you know, sometimes you can slip the
Delphian extra drug. They might, you know, lean your way
a little bit, if you know what I'm saying. So
here's how it plays out. Twenty thousand infantry, three thousand cavalry,
two thousand archers, five hundred slingers, and twenty war elephants.
He defeats the Romans. That's an Asia minor thing, very
hard to get them on boats and take them over
(29:20):
to the Peloponi.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
It was the Battle of Heraclea, but it cost him.
He got fifteen thousand Romans dead, thirteen thousand of his guys,
and he won a costly victory, after which he famously commented, quote,
if we are victorious and one more battle with the Romans,
we shall be utterly ruined. Hence the pyrrhic victory. Did
(29:43):
he die a hero's death? No, Spartans asked him to
help in their battle, so he did, and during a
confused battle of argos in the narrow city streets, he
was trapped.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Oh that's where my family's from.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Okay, so maybe this was one of your descendants that
actually killed him, because he is fighting with an argive soldier,
a soldier, and his mother is looking from her window
below as her son is fighting Pearis. She throws a
tile out of the balcony window. It hits Peirus in
the head, knocks him out, and a Macedonian soldier named
(30:23):
Zoprius beheads him his motionless body.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
So he got hit in the head by something.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
A lady threw a mover, and then a lady and
then a guy cut his off lops off his head,
and that was that in the Peloponnesian Wars he was
killed or just as just some skirmish after all his.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Big It just says the Battle of Argos. So where
whatever the Battle of Argos happened to be, that is
where a soldier's mother bonked him in the head with
a tile, knocked him out, and he was then beheaded.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
So that he was killed by somebody of agos An
our guy exactly right, all right, well, and that is
our guy, Pyrric Victory.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
I would say you should go visit Augos. It's a
beautiful place. I would like to visit that very such.
It flooded right at the beginning of a clash of
the Titans. If you remember I released the crack in there.
I heard the people from there. Terrible people.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Really, Oh yeah, you'd like the kind of people who
throw beers at Tatis while he's running the balls all
over people.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Your Mom'm gonna fight your fights for you too.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
You are guys, are real losers. Adgos Matt you would
be interested in. He'll bounce back and forth between the
Athenians and the Spartoons and the Peloponnesian Wars.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Well, perhaps Pierre Pieris was involved in some of those
before he was knocked out by a dude's mom.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
No, I think he was just before and then beheaded. Yeah,
that's rough ticket, that's rough man, your mom got me,
or after, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Sure beating out Bruno Mars who hammer there more coke
than a wild dog.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Is Ellie font Ellie font Is, thirty nine years old.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Speaking of the war Elephant. Yeah, but she.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Spells at l e l l i pH a n
t eleanor Olivos daughter, an Icelandic woman, Okay, but family
moved to Sweden.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
So she grew up in Stockholm.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
She met a guy at a party in Paris, and
you know, when you're cool, this kind of stuff happens
for guys like us.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
We go to a party in Paris and we go
home and say, like, why don't they somebody talk to me?
Speaker 1 (32:37):
But somebody talked to her and he signed her to
the Ten Music group. Her debut single made the FIFA
video game in twenty thirteen.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
That's a big deal. She started working with.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Diplo and Mad Decent Records and Creepy Doctor Luke, who
called Kesha a refrigerator.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Well, it was a different time for her.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
You said, that's what she looked like, an old grge.
She has now released three studio albums. She's been featured
on Everybody's Stuff, Everybody, Matt, DJ Snake, Push a T,
Charlie x c X, Huh, Major Laser Through, Diplo, Waka
flocka Flame, David Getta, Doja Cat, Big Frida, Scrillis Twitch
(33:23):
Shadow There, Big Frida loves her.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Just seems like you know, they all love Ellie font
get in there.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
She wears her hat backwards like an Australian breakdancer named ray.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Gunn Oh Yeah, Halloween.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
She's got a couple of daughters, both bastards.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
She's currently on a European tour.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
Interesting, that's the reverse bastard. You don't really kind of
get the bastard celebration from the ladies too often.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Well, she's very progressive Iceland and such. Yeah, it's different open.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
She has done many things that being a music industry regular,
like Matt Smith, involves going all over being cool. Elephant,
despite the name, also boasts a long, slender build, much
like a Clayton Clark Caitlyn Clark, without the slopey shoulders.
So good luck. She have the black eye too. She
(34:18):
has not been poked in the eye by an angry woman. No,
don't you ask her about it, though, you racist, bastard racist.
It's a damn shame you're against lesbians. Harassing me is
what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
It's Harrisman to ask me about poking that white poker
in the eye. That's all.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
It was less like a poke in the eye than
it was more like a snatch out your eye, like
kill Bill.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
You know.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Li was something like Daryl Handle got her eyes snatched out.
It was a little bit like bitch time for the
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Keep your head on a swivel, because when you leave
with that zen she in your hand, like Walker Bulder,
somebody might follow you to the lot and rob you.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
It's so good it is.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
It is that valuable, And tonight it'll be Walker Buehler,
a man who is no stranger to big game pitching
and has certainly dealt the Dodgers many a victory in
the postseason. He'll be asked to do that tonight. He
is going up against Michael King. Anytime his name is
brought up, people say yea, every but it talks about
Joe Busker, up you Darbysh and stuff it. I'll tell
you man, they said, Michael King, he might have the
best stuff.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Of all of them. That is the task at hand.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
Will Mookie Betts get his first hit in a Dodger
playoff game since twenty twenty one?
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Who got robbed? Worse Mookie or Buehler? Hurts you got robbed?
Enjoy the game, everybody.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
We'll be back on tomorrow Scam at six am with
Tim Taits and Steve sam
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