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Sorry.
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So here's the deal, Friedman talking Detroit doesn't want them there.
You got a lot bar on that as the show
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Speaker 1 (01:46):
Will get all the stuff that was making it look
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Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yes, because that's what we're all about. We get that
karaoke machine.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
We all like to think of it as country. You
like to think of it as Americana.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
And I'm calling Shotgun on Time by Hooty and the Blowfish. Yeah,
I love that song, me too. Let her cry, Oh,
let her go, let her be And when the sun.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Comes up tomorrow letter go you idiot. All right, We
continue with the word of the day. His words the
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word of the day. We don't have man versus food
on today. We're watching a cartoon Palyyacho. But but we
do a lot of food talk on the show, like
stadium food. We're not like a rash Markazi. But we
try our best. Quick serve a lot of quick serve.
But when something's available at a game. This is the
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Bill's version of shouting. By the way, listen, come on
now the bills. I'm making it a bill, now, stand up,
not come on, excuse me shouted, come on, come on. Yeah,
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it's good show. This guy loves the Bills. Buffalo's We're
on the moon. Now. The fields are happening. Now, the
bills are happening. Now. Yes, the speed available if the
Buffalo Bills games for the rest of the year. The
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Buffalo Bills present the Eye of the Tiger, frosted flakes
and crusted chicken breast between Belgian waffles and drizzled with
Sri Racha maple syrup. Jesus, the Bills make me want
to shout, what do you mean about that?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Man?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
It's chicken and waffles, stray rocha and syrup, chicken breast
and frosted flakes. I mean, you've got sweet and savory
on every level.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Of chicken breast, frosted flakes, waffles, syrup. I'm in three
roches syrup right, drizzled with Sri Racha maple syrup. Yea,
I'm into that. Although I would say this, it's cold.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, it's cold, and I don't want my bare hands
getting covered with sticky ass syrup.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
And what about your gloves?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Right, so now I got to take my gloves off.
My hands are freezing, gloves are off, right, I got
a wipe and you know that wipe open, and now
my hands are really cold.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I would guess that you're just a little more accustomed
to eating in the cold if you're at the Bill Skate, Yeah,
and you're trying the Eye of the Tiger. I only
hope it's available at the Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl
as well, because I love the Sun Bowl. And this
year's You See Bowl game, the Alamo Bowl, is a
rematch of the Sun Bowl that I played in USC
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versus TCU ninety eight. Do you see you good? This year?
Just about average like USC exactly, but Lincoln Riley said
they had a really good year.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I heard some people saying, Lincoln Riley to Michigan. He
seems like a Michigan man. I could really see him
fitting in there.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
That would be worse than Rich Rodd at Michigan. I
could really see him fitting in Debor though. On the
other hand, now we're talking, and then Lincoln Ridley goes
to Alabama and then that old jirog to come back
to USC. Bills are happening. Now, the bills are happening. Now,
no bills go, bills go. Let's go. Let's go follow
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the bills making the water. It's times for the number
of the day. Here's my number, number of the day.
All righty, here we go. Number that is one update,
one update, one update. This is for you.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
This is for you Tim, and this is for all
of our listeners. Got a direct message on my Instagram
from an Instagram handle I don't know if it is
his name.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Oh yes, you tease this earlier. This is about somebody we.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Know, gentlemen by the name of Tessio, who I appreciate
and interact with regularly through the Instagram DMS. He's a
big fan of the show. Can't do It, Sally exactly,
can't do it Sally and he writes this. Talk to
Doom the other day, Doom, he was telling me crazy
tales about his life up off the Kerrent River.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Doom is a listener to the show. It was like
a large guy with a beard and used to wear
a look kind of like a biker version Vic that
said Doom. He wore a baseball cap that he made
with glowing the dark glue that said Doom on it.
Wore a lot of pirate jewelry he had a lot
of He had a Doom. I always had a lot
going on, Yeah, and a lot to discuss. And then
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he got butter heart. He got a fight with Kate's
trying to save Vic's life because Vic was overheating.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
He was suffering from heatstroke. Right, talk to Doom the
other day. He was telling me crazy tales about his
life up on the Cerne River. We laughed about the
last time we saw each other at your Phantom Carriage remote.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh okay.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
We got so freaking high and drove to the smog
Cutter Bar on what would be its last weekend. It
was to be opened up in Hollywood, as Pokowski had
once known it. It's now since been reopened as something else. Yeah,
they had it in Bosh a whole bunch too somewhere.
I have the red light photo ticket I got while
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he was in the front passenger seat with his hands up.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Like he was flying. He looked like a freakazoid.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
We hung out at the Smug Cutter for a bit
and then we ended up at the Roost in Los Felis.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Okay, they really did it and.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Drank until it closed, playing weird ass tunes on the jukebox.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
How did these guys get home?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I got him an uber and he smoked me and
my lady out until the driver got there and kept
calling me a wizard.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I didn't know that Doom smoked weed. I could have
never have daanted. I say all of this to say
Doom says hello to you guys. Well, Kate, how do
you feel about it? Because you were really the one
that you know. I've ruined our relationship with there of
a wedge between us and Doom.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
I had no issue, would do And we shook hands
at Dodger Stadium by gods were by gones. I saved
Dick's life. He was there to assist me, and uh
we moved on you.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
You told him to back off, though right, like you
were like back off war child, Sirius.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Well, I mean you got to give Vick a little space,
little air.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
But Doom's a male nurse, was he was? He Wasn't
that what he claimed? I don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I had a lot of claims.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah, I thought he claimed to be like a male
nurse and he's like, I'm trying to help, I'm trained.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Well that's what I want as a male nurse, all
hopped up on drugs.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Well, wait a minute, I mean the guy's just mean, Kates.
Take it easy now, he'd be surprised at all the
referratics around Kates.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Somewhere I have the red light photo ticket. I got
where he was in the front of the picture with
his hands up like he was flying. He said, somewhere
I have it.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Can we find it there, Tessio, we.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Can find it. That would be uh, that would be
He kept calling me a wizard.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Well, telling me all said hello, yes.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah, thank you to Doom. I wonder if he's still
podcasts the show. I wonder if he's bitter than Vic
is no longer on. I wonder if there's hard feelings
between him and Kates, even though Kate says, there's no
hard feeling.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Is he off the grid? You think, up next to
the current rovers, up off the current river. It's a
beautiful time of year for the current right telling me.
I mean he's telling Tessio crazy tales about his life
up off the current river.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Like what kind of crazy tales? Like, I don't know.
It's not like the Hatfields McCoys are fighting over the.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Border there and bears plucking you know, fish out of
the river with his own two hands, you know, like
like a bear competing with the bears?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Right? Is that what happens on the Kern? Exactly? Right? Well,
that's a great update about an old listener. We sure
appreciate that. Tim. You can write him letters when you're
in jail after you steal the karaoke machine copy that
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Coming up, we'll talk to Sweet James about Kate's pending
arrest when he steals a karaoke machine from the cluster
to the moment get caught. He better have a good plan,
is he. If he's got a wife and kids, that
he better think about how to steal that stuff successfully
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if he wants to keep his jaw MAT's become landowner
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of the day of the day.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
So press conference today, talking heads a holes. Don't be
the guy that walks up to the crap stable and
plays that don't pass line. Nobody likes that person. Why
can't we just all get behind something that's crazy as
hell and kind of cool and we hope we'll work out. Well,
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why would you want to crap on? What is the
benefit of crapping on this? What is the advantage of
saying this sucks? Of all the things? Well, why would
you want to do this?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I think, to be fair, if it was somebody that
we didn't know or have any affection to, we'd be
doing exactly that. No chance.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
If this were Tom Brady coming out of retire, we
would celebrate that a lot.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
We'd like to see you have success. We want to
see a get.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
After Philip Rivers met the media today announced Yes, I
am coming out of retirement and I'm gonna play some football.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Love to play a game that I thought it was
was I was done playing we certainly I wasn't really
hanging on any hope of playing again. I'd kind of
i'd kind of thought that ship had sailed, but uh,
something about it excited me. And uh, it's kind of
one of those deals. The door opens and you can
either walk through it and find out if you can
do it, or or or run from it. And I know,
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I know that there's there's risk involved, obviously, of of
what may or may may not happen, but the only
way to find out is going for it. And uh,
I just felt almost like it was a gift, another
opportunity to play and cut it loose with you guys
in the game you love to play and the dream
that you got to live, you get you may get
some bonus time. So I really kept it as kept
it as simple as that in my mind. And uh,
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and here I stay.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah, Philip Rivers is awesome.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Yes I'm biased, but anybody that's ever been around him
will tell you the same thing. He's as good a
dude as you can be around in any sport at
any time, and it's exactly what that sounds like, is
what he's like to the guy at the security guard shack,
or all of his teammates or the head coach or
the jet whoever. Philip Rivers is that guy. So it
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should not be all that surprising that a little surprised. No, no,
I mean that, I mean maybe three years ago, less surprised,
four years ago, less surprised. This guy's pretty old, he's.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Been out for five years. Yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
He's got the power of the pope behind them. Okay,
Pope Leo an American who's now the pope. Because remember,
Philip Rivers is not a Catholican name. Philip Rivers is
a man who seeks a Latin Mass. He's very faithful
on the road. Yeah, I need to find a Latin Mass.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
That's like my little brother who goes to an Orthodox
church that does full lamentations when he feels like the
Greek author Knox Church in Redondo isn't Greek Orthodox enough,
and you respect the hell out of that, don't you. Sure? Right,
if I can't find that doesn't mean I'm tired to
advise him to go back to play football a Latin mass.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I need you to find a priest that can deliver
me my own personal Latin mass on Sundays before I
go out there and play football. Dad Gummet, I ain't
in no ways tired. He and his wife Tiff Tiffany
got married in nineteen freshman in NC State.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Jack and Diane. I mean, two American kids doing the
best that they can. Right.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Kate next year, twenty years old, he's a sight. Just
finishes this sophomore season for the wolf Pack. Oh there
comes Halle, his oldest daughter, his junior and senior year.
He is raising a family. And this is in the
era before nil money and the only people that were
walking through the back door with those bags of cash.
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We're in the sec all right. Philip Rivers is doing
this the honest way.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Okayan, Tiff.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
He is forty four years old. It will have been
eighteen hundred days. Actually today it is eighteen no Sunday.
It will be eighteen hundred days since he played his
last football game, which was in twenty twenty and damn
near an upset of the Buffalo Bills in the wildcard round.
He's a finalist for the Hall of Fame. And now
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he's got to put that little thing on hope.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
The Chargers deal in the summer was special and emotional. Shoot,
they surprised me for those linemen coming down there and
again the ten I mean again, I had I've not
given any thought of actually, you know, playing again until
about forty eight hours ago. And be honest with you,
so but it's just it seemed like just you know,
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this wasn't just any place or any coach, uh, or
it wasn't you know, It's not like, oh, shoot, I
see what happens in the league and I'll see if
I can get ready.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
It wasn't that.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
And you know he messing the Hall of Fame. I mean,
it's been a real uh it's a real honor to
be mentioned with those other twenty five guys, certainly.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
But you know that's just.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
Not I'm not I'm not holding my breath on that.
And I'm not I hadn't been counting down the years.
I mean I and with all respect to the Hall,
and and if one day I can be a part
of that group, it will be special, no question about it.
But the extension of that time if that comes to be,
is not. H was not a factor and thinking.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
I just want to play ball, Dad gummy just wants
to get out of play ball now. In that video
that he alluded to when the Chargers flew Crew out
there surprised him with his offensive lineman, he's crying in Alabama, right,
Coach is high school football in Alabama. They made the
state championship this year. I do not believe they won.
His son, Gunner, will be a senior this year. I
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believe he will end up being the number one quarterback
prospect in his high school class. He did look a
little bit out of shape.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
He's a little overweight.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
In that video when he signed that one day contract
and he was crying with all those offensive linemen, he
did look like he was a bit out of shape,
and they, I believe, nationally recognized columnists from the Indie Star,
Greg Doyle was the one who had to approach them.
A guy that's not allowed to talk to Kaitlin Clark
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exactly right, And here's that interaction.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
What is your playing?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
What do you wave right now?
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Right this second?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 6 (19:36):
Ry how about that? That's an honest answer and not
what it was when I walked up a film buffalo.
All right, I can tell you that, But then I'll
follow that up with I ain't never ran away from
anybody anyway, So so I'm they you know, people say, well,
they're gonn know you're gonna be right there, and it's like,
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well they knew that for sixteen seventeen.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Years exactly right. Yeah, that could never got run anyway.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
They're gonna run away for anybody anyway. Nobody has problem
with him back then, all right, but still well they
do eating it up for those pressors are good man.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Him ending with a here I stand somebody in the
back was like not prolonged.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Now, make no mistake about this. He is going to
play for the Colts on Sunday. He is exactly. He
is not leaving his family, his two year old, his
one year old grandson.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
To set on the.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Bench devil Hans Hatfield and coach up Riley Leonard. He
wants to play. He thinks he can win. He believes
he can still do that, and he also knows he can,
as they like to say, pe spin it. He will
be the second grandfather to be an active player. Brett
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Farv was a grand in twenty ten when he was
a Viking.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Oh I'm sure there's a few dudes that just don't
want you to know because they had a kid real young.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
There's that in my time. There's that officially on the record. Second,
grand I promise you there. Oh yeah, I promise there's more.
He will be the fourth oldest player to play in
an NFL game, tied with Steve de Bergh, Warren Moon,
Vinny Testaverdi. George Blandon was forty eight playing quarterback. Well,
it was a different time. Lando Brady was forty five.
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He has been out of football for five years. But
what do you say when a running back's gone for
a while and he comes.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Back five years is not what I say. His body
feels better than it ever has.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Fresh legs, yes, and body feels so good right now.
It has not felt this good in twenty five years.
He's one of the smartest players to have ever played
the position. JJ Watt told the story quote, never forget
lining up for a play. Phil pointed one of our
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linebackers and said, you're lined up wrong based on the
blitz we were about to run. And he was one
hundred percent correct about that. That's how smart Philip Rivers is.
Playing quarterback threw a lot of picks for a smart guy.
Sure did, but that's just because dead gumman. He's gonna
leave it all out there. I was gonna he's not
gonna throw that ball in the dirt.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
I want somebody to catch. That's Derek Karras enough. I'm
gonna try to win this game. Uh.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
For all of the talking heads that say it's stupid
that the Colts are fools, yeah, I guess they could
have signed Trevor Simeon or Bailey Zappi or Mike White
off a practice squad.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
As George Clooney said, And no, brother, where art thou.
They're in a tight spot. They're in a tight spot.
I really don't know where you either go with a
veteran that knows where to throw it but might not
be able to he knows a young guy that can
that that that can throw it, but has no idea
where to throw it. So they're going with the forty
four year old that knows the offense. Just get the
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ball and he'll get it out. Get it out.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
He'll get it out This Sunday against them, Dad Gum
Seahawks second and interceptions, fourth and sacks, fourth and yards
per pass allowed, fourth and opponent QB raiding second in pression,
have a pretty.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Good defense and a defensive head coach.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, and then he gets the Texans if it makes it,
if he makes it all the way to the end
of the season. Week eighteen is against the Houston Texans
and they damn near killed Patrick Mahomes this past week.
But who cares. We got the early game on Sunday
against Kansas City. I hope we end with a victory.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Who's we the Chargers? Chargers? By we I mean?
Speaker 2 (23:39):
And I cannot wait to fire up the phone and
the Seahawks Colts game. Oh, that'll be really fun. See
Philip Rivers get out there try to win a football
game again. It would it would be incredible. It's a
great story either, fantastic. I don't know why people are
crapping all over it.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Well, I mean, come on this, tech says wait Matt
asking why crap on this? Why crap on this? Really? Yes?
That's rich? Yes, why give him a chance?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Exactly right. Man's got ten children. He's got a two
year old son, Andrew, one of his three boys, Andrew,
Patrick and Gunner. Man's got seven daughters, one of them
has a child. He's a grandfather. He consumes his Catholic
Mass in Latin. He and his wife Tiff middle school sweethearts,
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not just high school.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
This is great. I hope he throws for five hundred
yards five touchdowns in the.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Colts loose while they hurt the Chargers day they beat
the Chargers head to head. So you don't want oh God,
now you're conflicted.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Indeed, Well, we'll talk to Sweet James about this and
what they can do as far as Phillips River's estate
after he's oh God. The next thing. We'll also discuss
Tim Katz as a state and how much money he
can earn from prison after stealing the karaoke machine. We
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doing well. How are you boy? We're okay. We've got
a Christmas party coming up, you know, like in a
BJ's tomorrow. No, well that's a different start with christ Yeah,
we've got a Christmas party coming up a week from tomorrow,
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and the BJ's in West Covina. Matt and I are
going to be there. We don't expect you to fly out.
We'd always love to see you, but we don't expect
you to fly out. Think about it. It's right on
the ten less than ninety minutes for Yeah, they sure are,
and there's only the everybody knows the best bazookies are
in West Covina. But that being said, we have a
lot of stuff to give away for because you know,
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We have like a lot of like T shirts and
just things, and it's the holidays. We're just gonna blow
out the stuff in our office. We also have a
lot of rare Japanese whiskey that's very old that Victor
Brick gave us a long time ago, that no one
ever drank because we thought it would kill us. What
what happens if we give that whiskey away to somebody,
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do we need to give a disclaimer and it kills them?
Or you know, just okay, if we're worried it might
kill somebody, or somebody might drive off.
Speaker 7 (28:17):
The tay you are you are exactly this is serious.
I'm telling you how serious it is that you should
take that whiskey right now, put in a box and
save it for me. Just let me go ahead and
make sure that it is not some of it's.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Very expensive, like one of the bottles has worked like
a thousand dollars, but we don't want to drink it
for whatever reason, maybe because of this thing is.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Are you kidding me that you got from Niko Distillery?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
You got the hubiki? What is they?
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Amasaki? What is it?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
This stuff's like, this stuff is like sixty years old.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
War you cannot give that away to the pause.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Before the internment camps. Man, Like, we got a lot,
so you say we keep it and we drink it.
We just want to know if somebody, if somebody drives,
you know, into the center divider, are we liable.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
No, California did the way with the dramshop laws a
long time ago.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
You would be liable for them. That.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
I can't believe I just said that.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
But loss it up.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Let me go ahead and inspect it.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
You can have it all our empire of dirt.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
All right, I will appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
It's your, sweet James. We're saving the whiskey for you,
save for you, like Whitney Houston. All right, we got
another issue.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
This is uh yeah, here it is rare whiskey Suntory
Royal is they're all Suntories.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah yeah, for relaxing time. Well, we're gonna drink it.
I mean, we haven't drank hard liquor since the old
Kooniak days here on the Petros. I'm len's try to
lead the witness on this one, Sweet James. So we
find out we got an office Christmas party tomorrow. They've
got a karaoke machine. We need a karaoke machine for
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our party that we just talked to you about one
week from tomorrow. Ronnie will not let us borrow his.
We're not asking you to buy us one. You don't Yes,
we don't want you to buy us one.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
What we want to do is steal that machine from
the Christmas party upstairs and then use it for our
party a week from tomorrow. Since we are technically iHeartRadio employees,
I don't feel like we're stealing it. We're just like
using it for our show. We're not going to keep it.
(30:30):
We're just going to use it that Thursday. But we
feel like if we asked to use it, they're going
to say no. That's why we want to steal it.
Speaker 7 (30:36):
You know, well, you know the adage it is better
to ask for forgiveness and permission right as you turn out?
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Can I advise you to steal it?
Speaker 7 (30:43):
And you're not stealing You're an employee and that is
a that is company property, and then you're doing it
for company purposes?
Speaker 3 (30:48):
So I think about, Yeah, you're our.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Lawyer, Pete, we are company employees. That is company property.
We're not stealing it, We're using it for company purposes,
for company purposes, a company sanctioned show. We use we
very liberally. But we're asking Tim Kates to go and
put himself at risk here Basically what happens if they
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were like, no, man, that's bs you should have asked.
You stole it. You're fired. Do we have a case
like you can't fire Tim Kates for taking a karaoke
machine that belongs to iHeart for an iHeart show.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
That's correct? Yeah, no, no, maybe maybe a letter in your.
Speaker 7 (31:30):
File there you go, Okay, we'll take a letter in
our if you need it to get karaoke machine.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I would our file fire hazard, right, our file is
quite thick. Well, let's see if we get a carry it.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
It's many many files.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
If we get the machine and it works out, mean
what we might need our own, right, and that's when
we might make the official it's the official Sweet James
Bergen or karaoke machine eight hundred nine million, Sweet James
Karaoke you, the hot dog making machine and the hot
dog steamer. We haven't had hot Dog Day for years
because of what Tim Conway's done. Right, and now that
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he's surrended thief it, Yeah, you sent him a letter,
Now he doesn't do it. I have a tower punch.
Everybody comes here to everybody comes here to get their inspiration,
and they lay with us and then they leave us
alone in the bedroom with the money on the dresser,
and we got nothing. We're the town Punch. That's what
we are. That's that's all we are.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
That's it. Moneys on the count.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
What is your go to? Sweet James? Karaoke song.
Speaker 7 (32:34):
Tequila by the Champs. I cannot sing a lick. You
think I'd be an attorney if I can sing.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
I've been in some.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Stupid band right now, if I had a voice, Salt
Lake City right now playing at the red Iguana. But
you should hear him deliver the lives.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
That's all I got.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
All right. I think that's good. You're going to get
the machine tomorrow. We're good. Letter in your file.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
I'm in uh oh hey again, hold on to that
whiskey for me.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Well done. You could have the whiskey, Sweet James. We'll
send it.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
I'm happy to share it. I'm happy to share it
with the listeners who who wish to imbibe with me.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I appreciate it perfect. We'll see you a week from thursday.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
All right, boy, I love you.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
The great Sweet James Bergner. I figured the Sharon More
deal is a little too heavy to get into a
Sweet James, you know, threatening to harm yourself allegedly cops
detaining you really really took a turn abortion.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Yeah, now, I kind of want the the powers to
be to question me tomorrow that way, like, hey, hey, you,
whoever you are, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
I work here, and my attorney said, I'm good. Like
who's your attorney, I'll.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
Say, one of the biggest clients in the freaking cluster,
Sweet James.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Sweet James told me, yeah, I should take this to
use it for a company sanctioned event. Barzini told me
I could keep my casino and do the deal, and
then hates you FaceTime him and he's staring right at
that person once they see with the dollar signs at
Sweet James brings and I mean, that'll buckle down, done
and done. We got our carrier. I'm Matt, you're right,
(34:10):
damn what got it? I hate I hate when you're
right to hell with waiton, I want you to steal
that thing right in the middle of somebody's song. I'll
be right back. Just walk away with it. We'll be
right back. Big news in the very next segment. Stay tuned,
(34:32):
you're not gonna want to miss it, especially if you're
a fan of Petrosen money. During the holidays, the next
segment is Pootle