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LA Sports live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app. We got
Dodger Baseball tonight from the Galpin Motors broadcast booth, going
for the sweep of the Rockies and they're fourth win
in a row. Em At Sheehan with a gem last night,
another seven inning outing from a Dodger pitcher starting pitching.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Look at him looking it out there doing.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
And what do we have tonight?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
P even now, Hello smell Zilla smell Zilla. It smells Zilla. Night.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Hello, Dodgers on deck at six, Hello, first pitch at seven, ten,
So go for the sweep. They picked up or that
should say they built an extra game of a lead.
They didn't pick it up. They extended their lead over
the Padres as they lost last night the ninth, thenning
to the Reds. So the Dodgers now two games up
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in the NL West with seventeen left to play. But
still I believe five back of the Phillies. If so
my memory starts correct.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Five back is a lot back.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yes, but they do have three head to head. So
that's why, because they still have a series against the
Phillies next week, why maybe you can't write it off
because they would have that they obviously would have to
sweep that three game series.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Now, Matt, I'm not saying that there are divisive people
among us, but there are some, perhaps even that work
on this very radio show, who are rooting for a
wild card because they get three extra days of perhaps
their pre empted morning radio Well, I mean, you know,
(02:23):
I don't know if you've thought about this angle.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Do you really do you see? Now that's the question.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I mean, you're going to have to ask how party.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Is. It's the greed, it's the risk versus reward, right, the.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Answer is very greedy. And if they're going to lose
the first series anyway, as some people are predicting, because they.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Mean like the divisional round, yeah, so if they play
the Brewers or the Phillies in the divisional round, we
feel like the Dodgers can't get out of that series.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
So I don't know. I'm just saying some people want
to take the bird in the hand.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Take those two two wins one of the bush. Who
are we really feeling that fat?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I'm just saying I've heard some rumbling.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Believe there's a little bird that's singing.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Yeah, I mean, look, it's just like the whole arch Manning. Sure,
it's the whole arch Manning shoulder thing.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Right.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Last week on the Wednesday Two Pros and a Cup
of Joe, Brady Quinn mentioned that arch Manning's shoulder might
be screwed up. And then today I tried to make
a joke like the Steve Sarkisian joke, like I don't
know what you look like going to the bathroom, and
Brady was like, and I was like, didn't you hear
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that sound by Brady. Don't you know what I'm talking?
But he's like, yeah, we did. Do you want us
to play it again?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
And I was like, geez man, like we can't even
have any fun. But like I got the early inkling
from Brady, who didn't report like say for sure he
knows what's going on with arch Manning or anything like that,
but he said he heard rumblings. I would say the same.
I heard rumblings about out what somebody might prefer as
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far as playoff content, games to do and scam to host. Now,
I don't want to say I don't want to tell
tales out of school.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Oh, you never want to do that. You don't want
to do that, But I will say there is precedent there.
There is precedent for predicting negative things coming the Dodger's way,
only to be rewarded after they prove you wrong in
your negative prediction that perhaps they weren't going to ascend
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to the top of the Major League Baseball mountain.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Yeah, and full disclosure here, Tim Kats lives a Dodger
life that is a lot different than Matt, and I
correct Matt and I come here, we expect sound bites
to be played. We fart on each other, We laugh, hahaha.
My Honker Donger, you know, you know, he lives it.
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He's got Marongo Casino, Dodgers on deck, he's got Dodger clubhouse,
he's got Dodger talk. He's a baseball man. All CIF
Baseball in ninety six cannot be denied that he won
that award. And that is as producer shows All CIF
Baseball everybody, as you know, Matt, that is a major award,
(05:35):
so I you know, and speaking.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
To a different audience, He's speaking to an audience that
holds him accountable for his baseball opinions, for his baseball information.
They're gonna check, double check and triple check you, and
they're gonna call you out if your statistics are wrong.
There he's wrong every segment.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Yeah, there's no doubt. Every six there is somebody that
wants the dog in the wild cart. And it's not Ronnie.
And it's not you, Matt. I mean, you've been rallying
against that machine. You've been screaming into the wilderness with
your honker. It's certainly not me, you know, I don't care.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
It's me Petrov. Thank God, you came out and said it.
I was trying to belt.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Like that was like at the Nutcracker. You know, if
you've ever been to that ballet and the Nutcracker and
the gong starts gonging on the big clock, and you're like,
who's gonna come out? You know who's coming out? The
Nutcracker with his big package all in there and his
giant head. Uh, it's Kate's. Kate's is the one who's
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torn because he loves doing scam with Steve Sachs and
the am. He loves it. And if the Dodgers were
able to dominate it, Wrigley and then come into the
next series hotter than a whoror on Nickel Day, Yates
is on top of that wave, Matt risk reward, Like
you said, you don't paddle out at Nazaree to catch backwatch.
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Come on, Kate, tell everybody giants, tell her what you want.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Well, it's gonna happen. We're getting Well now, wait a minute, Cats,
that's not necessarily true because you have three with the Phillies,
and the Phillies are banged up right now? Yeah, but
what is it? Five five and a half, they're back
four right now. Okay, well they are back four, so
you sweep the phills. Yeah, they're gonna be in the wildcard, right,
They're gonna play a wildcard round at Dodgers. So you're
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just preparing yourself for this. That is the sound going
in my mind right now. Now, do you think they're
gonna Do you think they're going to concede the division
to either the Giants.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Or the people?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Right?
Speaker 4 (07:41):
No? No, no, they think they.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Will host the Wildcard three straight games at Dodger Stadium.
Petrous some money gonna be out there doing the show,
live on location, playoff Baseball, So let's go, no doubt, right,
I mean we do it every year. I'm trying to
get you guys out there for the workout again. How
great was that last Remember that we got out there
for the workout with all the fancy folks who were like,
who are these idiots? And we were making our fart
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sound effects and we thought we were super cool.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Did that work out? Okay? It worked out? Okay, right,
I thought you.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Weren't there, Petros, so you can't talk about it. So,
oh that was the me and Dave thing. You remember
what happened at the end, Matt I.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Remember, we remember I did fan Fast. Yeah, we did
fan Fast.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Do you remember at the end of the show, literally
turning around looking at the dugout and the entire coaching staff,
the entire training staff, the entire front office, and the
entire Dodger roster standing there looking at the radio show
and waiting for you guys to sign off so they
can start their sim game that they were going to play. Yeah,
that's true. It was the most uncomfortable feeling that I
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can remember being in out.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
It was this more uncomfortable than when the guy was
picking up your individual sunflower seeds that you dropped on
the warning track.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
You know what, Petros, how dare you bring that up? Okay,
how dare you bring that up? That's man, that's off
the books. All right, Pee, it's a low blow first off.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
I mean, this is another good scheduled.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Talk comfortable for you. Kate's I thought it was pretty cool.
I was like, oh, you guys got the guys some
of you guys waiting on me, and I'm in the
middle of a great point here. I'm only going to
the fat head and bald guy. I can keep this
thing rolling.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Man.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
They were all looking at you dead silent. They were
not just looking at like, are you gonna hurry up?
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
We had a sim game to play here. We had
the playoff starting tomorrow. Yeah, that's true, that's a that's
a good point. Meanwhile, Petros is in like Logan, Utah
or somewhere.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
That's Logan. I've never been to Logan.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
He was in East Lancing. Oh, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Really, yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Think that was the weekend you had to go to
East Lancing.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
That was Thanksgiving. They were still playing baseball.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
That was not East Lancing. Then wherever you were, you
weren't there. Where'd you go? I don't know what are
you doing?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I don't remember. How weren't you there? I don't know
what's your problem? Man, I didn't know. If it was awkward,
I would have walked away. I would have gotten done
this show for the first from Mary Heart Seeds.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
We're going wild card round.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
It is an interesting point for scheduled talk though, Kate,
certainly point of parliamentary procedure. You know, we got a
new we've got a new boss on the radio show.
We've got a new man in charge of KFI and
AM seventy l a sports.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Well was he? He was here last year right for
the playoffs?
Speaker 4 (10:18):
No, No, Dodgers won the World Series and then the
world turned upside down.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
It was that's right.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
So what I'm saying is, what is our expectation? Are
we going to be drinking Meachi's and grabbing cheechee?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I mean, let's let's get a look at what he's
done thus far, right, I mean, have we ever had
more play by play on this station where simulcasting Chargers games?
Now we're carrying a full slate of college football on Saturday,
a doubleheader this Saturday, Wisconsin, Alabama following right, Georgia.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
That's a Tim Kates Compass media game rights there.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I mean, we're your home of the NFL. We're your
home of the biggest college football games. Like I said,
we're playing once the Dodgers.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Mean you say that, but it doesn't mean that we
are going to be mobilized to drink Mechi's and grab
che cheese. That says that, I think it does. I
think you're conflating two different points.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I think he's a man who believes that play by
play is the straw that stirs the great sports talk drink,
and you can combine Petro some money with play by play, Kates,
let's talk it out. Where do you guys want to
broadcast from for those wild Card games? Question Tuesday Wednesday
and if necessary third? Oh good, we need it.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
We need it. We need a new jingle for this,
we need logistics.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Times exactly right.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
So I would prefer the suite, okay, okay for the
for the mechies.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I like the idea of being on the field. Ah,
in the middle of all of it, right, well, in
the middle of it all. Good night, Irene. We can
split up. I want to be it be down there.
I want to be as close to someone.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
You're like Ariel the Little Mermaid. You want to be
where the.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
People are, that's right. I want to see the people
dancing like that lady with the camquarder. I want to
see her doing her Dodger talk with their tripod and
her one man band.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
South America needs Dodger news too, that's right, Kates. I
just want you to know that ever since we revealed
your true feelings on air, and ever since that you
were honest about the Wildcard round, this is the kind
of text we're getting.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
The secret text does a fine brought to you by
your so called Toyota dealers.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
We make it easy, hey pee. Aaron Kates get giddy
about making money from the Wildcard series makes me want
to see the Dodgers losing two games and then Kates
lose us out on the NLDS games. Eat a D case,
eat a D.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Appreciate that? Well, I think it would hurt their long
term prognosis to win a World Series championship. That's the problem, Kates,
is you're going to have to go into that Wildcard
round throwing Yamamoto, Blake Snell, and maybe even Tyler Glass
now and now your divisional round is starting two days later,
which means your game one starter is going to either
be show hailed Tanya and Kershaw.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Yeah, but what about Steve Sacks. The people want to
hear from Steve Sacks. That will ignite the public, and
maybe it won't matter about the pitching matchups.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Well, I think it's just the I think here's the
here's here's the important question to ask him. Right, is
this you simply mentally preparing yourself for the disappointment of
what was supposed to be the greatest roster ever fielded
in the game of baseball.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
They weren't going to lose a game. Remember they won
all those games in Japan.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
They start out, and now they're gonna win eighty nine
games and and is he just mentally they have.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
A losing record on the road even though they have
their players only playing.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
It's a good job by you, Matt. You sniffed it out.
Oh so that's what it is. So Case is just
trying to get himself right mentally. So when scam hits
the air, he's not Can you believe it's because that's
not what people want in the morning. They just start
their day. You know, everyone's pissed off by the time
they get to us, and they just want to know
that we're as miserable as they are after their workday.
And I think we do a pretty good job to
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doing that. Kates has to put a big smile on
their face, you know, this is great. And so he's
got to get his mind like, hey, guys, this is
great that they're in the wild Card. This is exactly
where you want to be. You beat the snot out
of the Mets or the Padres, or the Giants or
the Cubs, and now you're set for that five game
series against the Phillies or brewers who've been sitting around
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doing nothing. Exactly right, Matt.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Last year, though, the Dodgers are sitting around doing nothing,
and then they won the World Series.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
But they were able to focus their anger on David
vasse Me, Tim Kates and engineer Burt because they wanted
to play that sim game. So they weren't sitting around
for four consecutive days, and we were holding them up
for a solid ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Son of a bitch? Where was I?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Where were you?
Speaker 4 (14:45):
I don't know. I'm usually here, you know, I don't
go very far.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
But yeah, what games did you travel to to call
last year?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
I don't remember, just two or three? I don't know
what happened.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Before you guys start laughing with the text dos ors
are all evil people. Just just just remember a short
October means that long November and December for the petrol
that's now? Is that?
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Oh not with all the play by play on the
station now.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Oh that that play by play will will go away
and you guys will be at Bjay's claim jumpers.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
You won't do that. The tipsy fox that too. Our
new boss is not going to give us a bindle
and a pork pie hat and a Tollus boot.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
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American Thanksgiving, Boxing Day, but gonna be doing it all man.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
This the first year you guys are gonna work Boxing Day.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
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I'll be there from six to seven in front of
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Speaker 3 (17:20):
They're all interested in gambling, but I don't think I'm
bringing anybody. Bring my wife if she's off that day,
Bring one of the girls. Preston's coming. She wants to gamble.
They can go hit the tables together Kates, you know,
and I get a little system going or something.
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Speaker 4 (18:55):
I'll tell you it's pretty tasty burger.
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we didn't because we didn't want them, because we love fat.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
But it was the same thing where it comes like
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Speaker 3 (19:40):
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Was it the we? That one Matt's escaping me. Matt,
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Yeah, everybody dragging away a TV smoking a Marlborough light.
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It looks like the wildcard round is on a Tim
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and we get them away on site.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
I mean, do we usually get about fifty people at
the kates.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
What's the percentage of people that sign up and show up?
What do we operate in that? About eighty percent? Okay,
so you know we're looking at maybe a cool six
seven you know, eight eight pair, and.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
We also have other stuff usually to give away as well.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Exactly right, like we said, take us to a football
game here in LA. I do think the casino wars
are alive and real when it comes to our professional
sports teams.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
So oh, they get pretty uh.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
I think, yeah, you align with one versus another.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Well, that's like us man. I mean, the casino wars
are real when it comes to great sports talk as well,
No doubt, great sports talk like, I don't want to
tell tales out of school, but I try not to
say much when Kate's does his shoemash commercials Huey Lewis
or not.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Relax, that's in the other direction. If you want to
go south a wrong ago, go north and it's not
a bad idea, Kates. Let's see if we can get
a little bit of that action. Huh do you want.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
To go norm that it's like a directional thing. Guys, No,
that's not okay with us at Marongo. All right, it
is time back.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
It's a little more due east.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Yeah. Well, I didn't want to say I didn't want
to correct geography expert Tim.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Kates, but he just shook his head. He's like, come on, man,
it's southeast of Okay yah, and the other one's northwest.
Exactly right.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
It was such a big hit yesterday, Matt, and the
posturing has begun and it is one of our only
respites from this very painful Dodger Pennant Race.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
After you know, we thought they were gonna win one
hundred and twenty games felt like it. I thought they
were gonna win one sixty two.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Well I did hear that on the air, as well,
it was convinced it is time for one of the headlines.
What should the headline be today? Sports?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
That's all we think about.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Here's the story nobody's talking about.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
You know, I'm not a racist.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
I mean I would you do reaction? He's a bad headline.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Put the headlines.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Matt In Rhode Island, where Taylor Swift is a resident,
her Watch Hill estate is there, there's already posturing for
what is being called the Swellsea wedding Swift plus Kelsey.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
They're calling it swell See.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
The Swell Sea Wedding. A local politician named Brian Patrick Kennedy,
a state Rep. Thirsty as hell for attention, called up
TMZ and said this, he is not heard whether or
(26:53):
not Swellseae plans to have their nuptials in the ocean
state Rhode Island, but he's hopeful it happens. I'm hopeful
given the star studed wedding, I no, no, but I
am hopeful, he said. The star studied wedding could possibly
We don't even know when the wedding's gonna be, but
(27:15):
when it is, it could bring serious business to his constituents. Rep. Kennedy,
and I don't think he is a Kennedy. He's not
a Kennedy like Taylor Swift who dated it Kennedy, that's correct.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
According to Kennedy, the wedding would be great for the
state's economy, as Swelsea's celebrity friends like Carrissa Thompson would
likely flock to the area and spend big bucks housing restaurants,
narraganst beer.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Nar against beer. It's right there, Narragansey.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Entertainment, and that would be great for the area. Kennedy
said that he would love to see Swift highlight. Now,
this is where I think it goes a little too far.
He would love to see Swift highlights.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
The accordion solo or no.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
No.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
I like the accordion, the little It's the ocean state,
a little sea shampy Matt. He would like to see
Swift highlight some local dishes at her wedding if held
in Rhode Island, Kennedy suggests a menu of Dell's Lemonade,
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coffee milk, and Rhode Island clam chowder, which, according to Kelsey,
is different from New England clam chowder, and that could
put the state's culinary prowess on the map. Again, this
is only if Swelsea chooses to host the wedding at the.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
State Taylor, can I you and some coffee milk?
Speaker 4 (29:01):
She?
Speaker 3 (29:01):
I think it should be on the menu for your wedding.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
She owns a five acre property there in Rhode Island.
Uh and uh.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
She's from Tennessee. He's from Ohio. She owns property. I
would assume that Taylor Swift owns property in a lot.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Of well, she does live there, though. Kennedy praises Taylor
as a good neighbor who regularly pays her property taxes.
Would I hope so, but notes that he has never
seen her around town, so it is not certain that
she is going to be married there in Rhode Island. Now,
(29:40):
is this a nothing story? Yes? But the point is, Matt,
it is only a matter of time until other locales
like Cincinnati, Ohio, one of your favorite cities of the.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
World, beautiful, start love it.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
They're going to start jockeying and posturing Tennessee putting up
the Montgomery in his tribute with ribs and Skyline Chili
for everybody to bring all the celebs to the Queen
City of Cincinnati. Fly into that airport which is in
Kentucky as we all know they're going. I mean, if
(30:18):
Rhode Island can host a wedding, why can't Cincinnati? Why
can't Tennessee? Right Nashville the Bluebird Cafe? What about Kansas
City the fifteen eighty seven Steakhouse?
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Oh, what a place to have a reception.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
That we talked about yesterday. I mean, why wouldn't you
want to have the reception at the place you own?
Just like Mystic Pizza at the end with a Lily Taylor. Sure. So,
I just think this is the very beginning. And I
want to credit this self serving local politician in Rhode Island,
(30:58):
Kennedy represent Denative Kennedy.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Now we got our own clam Chatahea, I would it's
it's different from the New England.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
It's different. I mean, I know Manhattan clamp chowders tomato based,
but what the hell are you doing? Now?
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Doned Mick Cronin to maybe make a video, get it viral,
maybe pitch in southern California as a destination wedding since
he won't travel anywhere.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
He's the only person we know connected to Kelsey.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
It does feel as though, uh, Malibu would be more
likely or Laguna Beach would be more likely than Rhode Island.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Why she doesn't own a five acre property and she.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Doesn't, But I don't I don't get the sense, as
he's never seen her about town, that she feels the
need to service her neighborhood by having the wedding there.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
You know what I mean, whoever is going to get
that wedding. It's not gonna be like Spasso, said Lawrence
Sanchez Coral or Venice. Yeah, we're all the Italians are
pissed off that they're there spending all their money here
in America. It's like ten kates with scam. They want
all of it. They're greedy, they want a taste. So
(32:13):
it'll be interesting to see the different locales the localities
line up. Matt, you know what if Crinos throws its hand,
then come on, you want to have the wedding in
our titanium library. It's pretty sweets the only one like it.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
She does have a twenty five million dollar mansion in
Beverly Hills that she purchased ten years ago. See that's
got a built in sunken tennis court, which okay, but
that's not Alibu, you know of the city on a veranda.
Look at that. It is Beverly Hills with a three
hundred and sixty degree view.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
But Beverly Hills is too snooty. The mayor of Beverly Hills.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Is just logistically also not realistic. It's a logistical nightmare
to get around that town.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
And he's not going to stand up in front of
the Tiffany's and Company on Rodeo and be like, come here.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
You know they're too proud, ignore the smashing grab behind me,
but come here Rhode Island.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
They have little pride.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Well, yeah, they've got coffee milk.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
And Matt's been saying terrible things about Cincinnati for years.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
That's true. So I don't stay in a hotel across
the street of one that was blown in half.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Well, Matt, I mean that happened on South Beach too,
and we didn't complain about that.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Very true about puts you in the telan Oh.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
The reason I'm doing it is because Chris Myers insistent.
So I'm gonna let you guys in there too. That
listens to be a bad look. JG.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
The Brick's not gonna stay here, but I want you
to tell them that you're not either Okay, I couldn't.
I couldn't afford to put them up.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
I am very eager to see. I would like to
see a sea shanty, Rhode Island wedding with this politician
getting all of his flowers.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
The lemonade, the coffee milk, the Rhode Island clam chowder.
If you're a coastal city, why wouldn't you make the pitch.
Why wouldn't you pick up the phone to TMZ Sports
and say, hey, we want in on this. We have
a lovely place here on the coast of Ore. Yeah, exactly,
Watch a property I purchased from Eric Estrada.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
You want to story down in New Orleans. The story is.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Gonna throw their hat in there, the story. You want
to do it at the Gooney's House.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
Let's go Kenner, Louisiana.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
How about how about Galveston.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Well, that is a coastal towns I got on the beach.
I don't know what the connection to Houston would be, but.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
To me either, but we can make one. We'll figure
it out.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
If if it's in Beverly Hills, Jabron Lambs could show.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Up, no doubt. Same with Mick Cronin.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
He could. He might have to make a right on
Sunset Boulevard instead of a laugh. But he could still
make that's exactly right.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
So, by the way, Rhode Island is the odd on
favre right now at plus one ninety. Wow, Pete, you
may get your wish. This local politician may in fact
be serving coffee milk. Yeah, during cocktail hour, Well that.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Is before Oakland, California, City of Dope throws their hat
in the ring.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Tennessee plus two forty, Pennsylvania in Lake Como plus six fifty. Wait,
Pennsylvania's yeah, Pennsylvania, that's where she's from. Oh gotcha? I
thought she was from Tennessee. Oh that's right, because she's
an Eagles fan. I thought she was a cheese Yeah,
until she met Travis Kelsey. Remember she used to go
(35:32):
to a lot of the Eagles games, which made that
Super Bowl last year really awkward because her whole family
are huge Eagles fans. So hard for her, right, what
are your emotions telling you, Taylor, listen to your heart.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
So hard for swelseae be right back, Cliff, some lighthearted
fair for everybody today about the swelzea wedding.
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to go deep into what the headlines are because of
the local posturing around the country to host the Swelsea
Wedding Swift Kelsey and you know, we're running into a
(37:08):
little bit of pushback, Matt. Not everybody likes our commentary,
as we like to say around here on the Secret
Text to so lot.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
The Secret Text does a fine.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
Brought to you by your sokel Toyota dealers. We make
it easy. I hope Travis Kelsey catches wind of you
wind sock butt plugs talking ish on his nuptials. When
Smith tries making a rezie at his steakhouse, I imagine
eighty seven just grabbing Matt like a toothpick and throwing
(37:39):
him across the I six seventy like a nerf ball.
Let's go chees, Let's go cheese.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
It is uh, it is an interesting question, will because
we always book barbecue typically or a steakhouse.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
Down you gotta go to fifteen eighty seven?
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Will we book fifteen eighty seven?
Speaker 4 (37:59):
Day swift with the cure?
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Sounds right?
Speaker 4 (38:04):
And I.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Would not be the a hole that shows up in
Chargers Garb to make a spectacle of myself. No, I
would go to taste the fair.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
See if in fact it is a viable.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
Come back on Monday and say how bad it.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Was ex That's what I would do. Leave a terrible
yelp review roaches and rats everywhere.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Here's more more anger. You hose be so salty Taylor
and kill a trap of the hottest couple. Maybe ever,
why you gotta hate on love just because you need
a bane mask to sleep and your kids punch your balls.
Petros and Smith is just a junkie. It spreads drugs
to local pets and abandons his family morning and night
(38:46):
to surf and fight hoboes. Kate's Kates can only deal
with family life drunk on well Tequila and Ronnie Classless
a real drunk show.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Indeed, I wish I could push back on that, but
it's all no. I mean, that is pretty pay Yeah,
we are jealous, you know.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
I wish I could be in Vanity Fair, a sweet
fluorescent pickup trash on the side of the freeway vest.
I don't have any chest hair, I have a lineup.
The Taylor Swift wedding in Rhode Island puts a whole
new meeting to Rhode Island slut. Somebody else also texted
(39:27):
that there will be endless copies of the Rhode Island
Slut to everybody. Uh, this one is for Kates. It says,
I can honestly see Kelsey walking down the aisle in
a Captain Stabbin hat.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
Yeah, who do we got, ton eye Kates Captain Stabbin.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
I don't think they ever actually had Captain Stabbin on
the show.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Kates, did you ever have Captain Stabbing a long time?
I feel like you did, Kates. I feel like you
had Captain cap because he was a guy would show
up and Captain Stabbit do you not read?
Speaker 4 (40:03):
He would not He was not always the primary performer,
but Captain Stabbitt used to get his yes and then
they'd send the girl out on an inner tube.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
We had overboard. We had a box of Captain stab
and videos. And I believe it was after his appearance
on Into the Night with Tony Bruno. It might have
been at night I was off. I'm out shure. Yeah,
I'm gonna pick football games against these porn stars.
Speaker 4 (40:32):
Let's be honest. There's two huge deal breakers that will
keep Matt from going to fifteen eighty seven primes. Okay,
no wings, no strippers, but you're so cal Toyota dealers,
we make it easy.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
He didn't go to wings and strippers at Magic City.
I did not anticipate seeing the strippers. I was there
for the wings, I promise.
Speaker 4 (40:53):
Yeah. Well, I mean that's what the stories, that's the story.
But at the same time.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
Strippers were there, and I'm watching the Georgia, Georgia game
going to like seven overtimes. I ended up not getting
the wings, but seeing the strippers.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
And Lou Williams. They can do it at the San
Fernando Valley Karate Kid apartment building. Now we're just being stupid.
Taylor Swift was born in West Reading, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Reading or reading.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
It could be reading.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
I'm asking.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
I feel like I've heard of West Reading. Okay, my bad, right, fine,
I'm sorry. Hey, if you're into one of the headlines,
let's get it right.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
Okay, here's another text. A lot of.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Show's trying to do one of the headlines.
Speaker 4 (41:46):
Just say my bad, all good, moving forward, pass along
the word to Swelsea that our common pool area and
my condo complex and Incinnitas is available. We are a
beach town.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
I so desperately want Mick Corona to get invited to
the wedding and decline.
Speaker 4 (42:11):
He's not going to be invited. Are the only people
we know that are going to be invited? Or Carissa
and Aaron Andrews? But how much are they going to
involve us?
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Why are they going to be invited? They're friends with
Taylor Swift with Swelsea, are they really? Doesn't that seemed weird?
Speaker 4 (42:27):
Well, they're friends with Bezos and Laurence Sanchez as well.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
I just don't don't don't know either has any friends,
you know what I mean? Like, she's definitely friends. She's
friends with I spies, friends of Kaitlin Clark. Really, that's
what we're led to believe, Swelsey, where will the wedding be?
Speaker 4 (42:54):
Well?
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Who is that? Who's that lady that she booted? Remember
there was someone that was in her crew that got
booted out.
Speaker 4 (42:58):
She was buried, bad blood.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
She was in the suite Blake Blake Lively, Blake Lively
she was in and then she's out.
Speaker 4 (43:06):
Well, Blake Lively is a little dirty, you know that
Baldoni Baldone kind of got away from her. There. It's
going back and forth, back and forth, back, back and
forth and.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
Fourth out of Ryan Reynolds thingy huh.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
Yeah, he's a real dork. What she's from wes Pa?
Will LaVar Arrington get an invite?
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Great question?
Speaker 4 (43:24):
Better shot at that than guest hosting Petroson money? Whoa
you know what? It wasn't just captain stabbing either, Matt
I could swear back in the day I saw the
BANG bus pull up to Tony Bruno.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
I just saw a guy get picked up by an
uber outside our window, hearing, you know, in that driveway,
and instead of like waving to the guy, he gave
him the peace sign. Yeah man, you're my uber piece.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
Maybe I'll see sometime when the fighting stopped.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
Peace and Love.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
Peace and Love word number song coming up next