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Jewel Ortiz will join us at fourthirty draft exactly right. We got
Dodger Baseball tonight. Galpin Motors broadcastbooth. First pitch, six forty pm
against the d Backs out in thedesert. David Veasse joined US Dodgers on
deck is at five point thirty.We've got Beach Life tickets to give away.
Yeah, should we do it rightnow? Kates, Hey, we're
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in the three o'clock hour. We'reout of the Rogan in Rodney Safe Harbor.
Damn. Let's give away a pairto Beach Life on Sunday night.
You guys can go see you inone pair? You want to do two?
We got the balls? Yeah,I do. I got the balls.
I got the balls. If youwant to do it, let's do
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two. All right, you gottwo balls. Let's give away two pairs.
Let's do that's two pairs between thetwo of us. Four pair,
two pair? How many do wehave to give away? This? With
two pair? I think I thinkwe may have three pair today? Give
way all three. I don't know. He can definitely give away two.
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Well, you know right now,I thought Tim Kate said three, we
can definitely give away two pairs.Well, where's Tim? Tim went to
get his seeds from the other studio. He left them in the other studio.
I think he had to record somethingin the other studio on the break,
and he forgot his seeds and hecan't possibly fathom going two to three
minutes without packing his cheek full ofsalt and sugar. Weren't you trying to
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get at some of those seeds?Well, he said, New Flavor,
he advertised. He's like, hey, new Flavor cheddar out of pen.
All right, what has happened?Now? I'm really distracted because Matt put
a show on television. It's amovie and it's called it's called Deadly Yoga
Retreat. And now there's like thisevil yoga teacher and he's gotta these chicks
freaking out in the middle of ayoga class. They're all on his side,
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and he went up to one ofthem and was like, I know
you all. And now she's ather side plank and she's crying and he's
like, ha ha I. He'slike, I am a sinister yoga teacher.
Oh look at her, she's stillcrying. Why would you put Deadly
Yoga Retreat on? You know Iwould be distracted by this, Matt.
Look at those beautiful orchids, Imean orchids, not what I'm looking at.
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It's time for the word of theday, his words the word of
the day. Today's word of theday is adjustment. Matt I got adjusted
this morning by the Adjustment Bureau.I this morning, Oh callers ten and
eleven, eighty six, six,nine eighty seven, two five seventy Sorry,
Kate speak speaking of beach Life.Beach Life and Ronnie, can I
have some generic beach surfer music orsomething now? Matt. I texted the
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Beach Life people emailed me last weekand they were like, hey, you're
getting ready for Beach Life and Iwas like, damn right, I'm ready
streaming up. Let me know what'spopping. So then today I woke up
this morning, birds are chirping.I'm looking around and said, hey,
you know, like it's super Bowlweek or and it's Draft week, you
gotta have your pootz so hard,Like, hey, it's Beach Life week,
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puzzo, get my puzzel well readyto go. So I texted the
founder of Beach Life, this guywent to high school with, and I
wrote, Hey, hope all iswell. When you get a chance,
let me know what you need thisweek and I'll beg it out. And
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they fired me from the stream.What they fired me from the stream,
the stream nobody, there's no morestream. There is a stream, there's
no host of the stream. There'sno host, open mic, open cam,
just bad to bad ambient noise,which, honestly, four years ago,
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I'd be like, these guy shouldjust go from one band to the
other. What do they need tobe for it? But he texted this,
Now, you tell me what youthink. Is you letting you down?
Easy? It says, I stillhave an event to work. There's
a charity event Wednesday that I host. So but he said, uh,
this year, we're putting the bandsback to back, which I thought they
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always did. So there are nolive throws as the bands are going immediately
back to back. We're recording sometomorrow morning on a boat. I didn't
want to make you come out forthe throws on a boat. He knows
I hate the sea. I havepasses for you about Okay, I'm fired.
I'm not doing a stream. Iwill give you a discount on the
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tickets though, no, no,as long as you buy at least,
look, I get free tickets.So I'm just hosting the charity event Wednesday.
What's the charity event? Well,he's smart, you know, he
puts on this huge event Redondo Beach. So Wednesday night, he gets a
good act like j Donovan, Frankenrideror something, and he throws a private
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party for the cops, for thepolitic polytot and for the local trash man
and gotcha show up a little luereadsgot to Matt. Uh So, yeah,
this morning I was I've been removedfrom the stream, and you know
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that, I wrote back boat.Look I can go on a boat.
No, I said, whatever youneed, I'm available for you this week.
But basically, yeah, so charityevent Wednesday. I'll still work the
charity event, Matt, but youwon't have me to be like, hey,
here he is again for the fiftyyear in a row. Sugar Ray.
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You're gonna have to just know thatit's Sugar Ray by reading it on
the screen. That's not what Iheard. I heard there's a guy named
Leland. Now if they if they, if they do that, Matt,
what's he killed her with shrimp?He's killing her with a shrimp, literally
a shrimp, all right? Putit on Ronnie so we can I don't
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know what it's Uh, it's onhim deadly yoga retreat because she's allergic to
shellfish. Oh oh, now he'sbreathing it out because he's a yoga guy.
He's bad Matt. This guy Deadlyyoga retreat. This yogi that was
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incredible. Literally got shrimp cocktail sentto his room room service. My allergies,
yellfish. Now he's gonna call Ishe an actor? Oh God,
does you eat it? Yeah?That shrimp destroy the evidence turning into poop.
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All right, this is great.Deadly yogurt retreat, white house down
last week, Deadly yoga retreat thisweek. So yeah, like I got
to so you're out, you know, And it just goes back to my
theory. The more the days goby, the less and less relevant I'd
become. Uh uh, I'm not. The challenge replaced me with an Armenian
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guy who was acting like a Latino. There's that. Uh. I didn't
get any UFL games. No,even though I'm under contract for it.
They used Jake Butt instead. Well, hell of a tight ends. Unfortunately
injury he railed his career. Everybodyknows tight end analysis is the best analogs.
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And now my one off season gig, the Beach live stream, my
hockey gig was torpedoed by a jealousJimmy Fox true a Viitner Patina or whatever
stupid wine. Anyway, at leastyou get your passes to see a gibus
pardon me, well, it's niceto know you, Matt Pins and Needles.
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All right, Hey energy, Okay, amber is the color of your
energy? That's three eleven. Iwas there for that. Oh, that's
right. I had to sit throughthat. Ifhew, buddy, and you
know, I'm gonna show up hereone day and Don's gonna be like,
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you know what, Mammia, wegot a Daniel Jeremia. That's not how
it's gonna go. That's not howit's gonna go. It's just it's gonna
be a protest out front and they'regonna beat us to death, I hope.
So that's the way I'm going.I want to go out like like
Joseph Miller, like that. Who'sthe guy that started the Mormon Church?
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Oh, Joseph Smith. Joseph Smith. I want to go out like Joseph
Smith. Yeah, I just wantto window Yeah, dragged out of a
window and burned in the street.So anyway, Yeah, I got fired
from Beach Life technically, well reassigned. Who's going to be out on the
boat. Who's doing the throws outon the boat? Nobody McGrath, nobody,
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Guy for Sugar Ray Aaron Lewis.Well, I'm sorry you should be
at least I'd blame you for this. Listen without you, we didn't give
a We don't give away two pairof tickets to Beach Life in the last
Who who won those tickets? KatesUh, congratulations to Steam from the three
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two three and Jason from the sixtwo. Yeah, just when we do
all the sponsorship with Beach Life.Now that the ocean has turned to yogurt,
I lost my spoon. Well,you didn't lose it. Somebody stole
it and they're eating all that yogurt. Who's gonna host the stream? Who's
on the who's doing the throw?Who's on the boat man? Who's on
the boat? What kind of batare we talking about as a catamaran?
Am I spot for me? It'sChris Harrison. What if I forced my
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way out of the boat and thengot sick? Sorry, I'm so sorry.
Just let me let me reset,Let me reset. The damanan hasn't
kicked in yet. I release blowblah. You're really upsetting state for the
number of the day. Well,this is gonna be upsetting even more.
I'm saying my career is going downto toilet number. The day is too.
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Was having a conversation with my nextdoor neighbor Dan about the finer things
in life. Whiskey, bourbon rye. He's got a spot he likes to
go to over on Valley View.Sam is a great curator of bourbon in
the liquor store game. And wehave a few of those guys that listen
and they send, you know,they bring different liquors. They probably know
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this guy. Apparently he's one ofthe best anywhere, and he happens to
be in Garden Grove. I'm thebest distributor around. So I think the
old Instagram picked up on our bourbonconversation as he was sharing some of his
his findings with me, and youknow how that goes. Next thing and
you know in your timeline you gotsome bourbon and some booze, and this
is what popped up. God shameyou can it's Is it a Metallica whiskey?
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I wish it were Metallica. Iwish it were black and whiskey.
Listen, it's great. They playMetallica. I get this. I get
these two things back to back.This is what this is what social media
wants us to do with our liquorheaded cakes. Michael Margarita. Uh huh,
we crack opened this nice jar pickles, and I'm gonna pour out almost
all of that line, but leavea little bit on the bottom. All
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that pickle juice is gone, butit's been refilled with Antlonasso organic tequila,
replacing all the piles in there.Maybe two slices, maybe three, maybe
three. That's not as pickly asI thought it would be. Which is
I think a good thing. I'lllet you do the honors in their nation
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Nation Wow, bursting with life,you know, into our glass, garnish
with some deal, sprinkle it toheen on topic. That's right. There
is our pickle, Margarita, picklethe whole jar. They pop up on
a brand new jar. Pickles,Pour the tequila, Pour out the pickle
juice, pour the tequila in there. What are we gonna do with the
pickle? McConaughey shakes it and saysmarination, Nation and then pours it into
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a glass with a little uh tyheen. What do we do with the pickles
after I guess eat them. Nowyou think that's bad. You think that's
bad. That's pretty bad. Oh, although I might eat that might me
too. I love pickle, Iwould try. I love pickles. This
is what comes on after old fashionrecipe that'll blow everyone's mind. Cinnamon toast
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crunch, old fashioned to make it. Fill up a jar with cinnamon toast
crunch. Fill the rest of ourjar up with bourbon. Have you ever
just had an idea that you startedacting on and mid through that idea.
While you were doing it, yourealize to yourself, holy crap, this
is a better idea than I thought. This is that idea right now.
Put this in the fridge and letit sit overnight the way it is finally
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over, So let's go ahead andstrain this into a bottle. There's a
few things we can all agree on. One of those is that soggy cereal
as gross. Finally, we're gonnaadd in four ounces of our cinnamon host
crunched bourbon into a glass. Ican always use a rye as well.
Those were just as good with oldfashions. A little bit of cinnamon sugar,
three or four dashes of angustura bitters, stir the soil of cinnamon,
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sugar dissolves, dropping our ice moldsgarnishes some cinnamon toast crunch cheers. Yeah,
I mean that's what people do now. Like it's not enough to uh,
to serve something, you have tomarinate it in something in sugary cereal,
lighty nuts. Let me what elsemarination nation? I want to try
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to pickle. Kate's your thoughts?Do you get a boner? When you
saw that old fashion with cinnamon toaI thought of you. The cinnamon toast
crunch one looks a little disgusting,but I'm with you guys. The pickle,
yeah right, the lemon drop,the Caucasian that's a rough drink.
I think it's more just the howinsulted I am by the individual. You
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ever have this idea that you dicyclonedmy dad's and then halfway through you're like,
this is an incredible idea. Andthen I look at this and it's
like sixty million people have watched thisguy. Maybe not that good of an
idea, you douche, shut up, stupid microphone spying on me and putting
these damn liquor concoctions. What kindof bourbon was your boogie friend throwing down
your gullup. I don't even rememberit was fancy though it was. One
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was from Nevada. It was likea smoky old crow. Was an old
crow. Do you guys gargle anwhole crow down there in Seal Beach?
Damn right? We were at thecar show straight, Uh, Matt,
somebody sent me a picture of BruceHornsby. It says, get a job.
You know. It's not cool,guys. I'm gonna have to move
to Lomita. Ronnie, this isthis song of the day. You ever
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met him? Pe Kings of leonOr, a four piece band from Nashville,
Tennessee, presenting today's song of theday called pony Up, an inspiring
tune for an I'm a Horse.Modello meets you a lot of Monday on
the Petros and Money Show as wedouble check our saddle bags and pony up
for a journey into the lands ofgreat sports talk, where a flex alert
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will take us to the Arizona Desertwith the Dodgers beginning a three game set
with Little Siphient. This and itall begins with mister Tim Kats, who
will have your morongo Casino Dodgers onDeck show Ready to Go at five point
thirty. I bet it was asmoky bourbon you were drinking that This pairs
well with a pole. Yeah,everything pairs with Paul. Around here,
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we're still watching Deadly Yoga Retreat.This guy has set his sights on his
next victim. But the thing isis like, if somebody dies, that's
on my yoga retreat, Like,isn't retreat over? Like? Seems like
it. But now they're still therewaiting to be killed, enjoying a nice
free If that killed the zen ofthe whole thing seems like it. We'll
be back with the top story ofthe day. It's cracking everybody, Welcome
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back. It's Petroson Money, happyto be with you. Away some tickets
to Sunday Beach Life. We stillhave some more to give away, so
all that'll meets a lot of Monday. We got a hearkening back about forty
forty five minutes. We just playedthe McConaughey, Mari Nation Nation Bill Pickle
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Tequila. Combining those two things.Arl Hrscheizer is weight in. Oh yeah,
it is a pickle. Kate's You'rea bitter deal? Whoa oh that
was about my son got into apickle, and Kate said pickle, it's
a rundown. And Earl Hrscheizer says, it is a pickle. Well,
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that's good. I feel might havedisagree with Orl Hirscheizer, but he's ectly
right. Apologize Kate's apology. It'sa rundown. You know better, Orl
come on, whoa wow, damntext coming your way. This top story
of the day, top story ofit. Well, we got big,
I got the La Times. Sure, we have other satellites in our orbit
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that are suggesting the Lakers can makehistory. Dylan Hernandez, Dylan Hernandez,
why not? Why not us uptwenty in game two in the second half?
What is that? Kate's what'd youhear? That was up twenty?
Uh? Basically a game two win, basically a game two win. The
series is basically nodded. It tooup double digits and their other two losses.
Vic I Believe shared that they haveled seventy one percent of the minutes
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played through four games thus far,yet found themselves down three hot now three
to one. Anthony Davis is havingan all world playoff series. Lebron James
is defined logic with his play atthirty nine years old, finally got two,
not one, but two supporting playersto have big games at the same
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time. Only lost the third quarter. Vic said this earlier by two.
They only lost the thood cut upby two. That really made the difference.
That's all great. This game tipstonight at seven. I tipped my
cap to the fact they didn't fold. I'll acknowledge that Friday, I was
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absolutely convinced there was no chance theywere climbing on that private jet, staying
at the Ritz, playing at fiftytwo point fifty, only to tuck their
tail between their legs and go homehaving lost four games to one. Way
to Go, Guys, Way toGo. They played their best game of
the series. Not close, farand away. They forwarded every run in
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the second half. The Nuggets neverfound themselves within striking distance from beginning to
end. Took a lot of shotsin a paint fifty two percent overall.
Anthony Davis took one shot outside ofthe painted area from the left elbow,
that's it of his nineteen shots.Two Lebron took three shots outside of twelve
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feet that's it of his twenty fiveshots. Three. They doubled Jokic relentlessly
didn't really work thirteen, fourteen andfourteen. The Nuggets would miss shots,
Jamal Murray would tweak his left leg. He is questionable for the contest tonight.
They'll be better. The Nuggets willbe better. I don't know,
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Matt, and that's the positive.Of course, we can't do that here.
He must focus on some negatives.Why well, because I got one
question to ask, and it's thesame question I always ask. Congratulations guys
on snapping an eleven game losing streakto the Denver Nuggets, your current champions
of the National Basketball Association, Upthree zero, now up three to one.
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Are you gonna let another tight seriescloud your vision of what this team
really is moving forward, like themost competitive sweep in NBA playoff history clouded
their vision of what this team reallywas to the tune of a seventh place
finish and a first round series inwhich they trailed three games to zero but
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led for seventy one percent of theminutes. That's what this is, basically
a win. This this is forumblue and gold glasses. We're actually better
than you think we are. We'rebetter than the results say. It was
the most competitive sweep in NBA history. They had an exceptional run in the
playoffs last year. They made itto the Conference finals where they were swept
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by the eventual NBA champions and theybrought everybody back under the guise of the
most competitive sweep in NBA history.Suggests the Lakers should be third in odds
to win the NBA Championship. Thirdis what they went into the season,
because everybody bought into that idea.Now, Anthony Davis, and this is
the question I asked, Anthony Davishas just put together his best seas as
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a Laker. Had an exceptional runlast year in the playoffs to the conference
finals. Really the main reason whythey made the conference finals. Thirty one
points, sixteen rebounds, four assists, two blocks, shooting sixty two percent
is what he's doing this year inthese four games. He just turned thirty
one, he just had his firsthealthy season since he signed with the Lakers.
He's played more games this year,seventy six than he has in a
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decade. You really want to hitchthat wagon to old ass Lebron James,
who's about to turn forty. He'sabout to be a man. He's going
to be forty that's pretty old inDecember, or you want to have somebody
else's wagon hitched to Anthony Davis forthe next five years, because if Lebron
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opts out and you sign him tothat three year extension, Hey ladies,
I just want to say Happy InternationalWomen's Day. I want to make sure
I say that right here. Ifyou sign him to that three year extension,
understand what you're signing up for.You are signing up for deferrals.
If Lebron is on this team,all the discontent that regularly raises its hand
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in the NBA will continue. It'sthe coach, it's the supporting cast.
It's ill timed, bad. Whydidn't you challenge that foul? Why don't
you challenge that called Darvin Ham I'ma belittle you on NBA on TNT TV
because I'm smarter than you. Alegitimate outside shooter that would spread the floor
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allow Anthony Davis to thrive in hisprime is what the Lakers should be focusing
on instead. You want him toget rid of Lebron's so bad and the
worst way in the worst way Ido. And it could all be over
after this season, could all beover after tonight. He can opt out.
Does he want that fifty one milliondollars for one year? Where's he
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gonna go? Exactly? He wantsto be in La exactly right, nail
us forever. That's why it's upto us to say, hey, you
might want to host the live stream. The bands are back to back,
man, we're not doing it.Doing it? Didn't the bands always play
back to back. What we're ona boat? What boats? That's what
we need to tell them. We'renot doing it. The bands are playing
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back to back, man. Soyou guys don't need beer. No,
we need you. We need youfor that. You can be an MBA.
It could be a Laker ambassador ifyou go from sweet to sweet and
grin and grip and take photos withthe kids and do our American Express season
ticket holder q and A before theseason. I don't care if he's averaging
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twenty eight and eight and six boardsa couple steals, I don't care.
It is impossible about to play.And I don't care if you hosted the
very first Beach Live Street, Idon't care. We're on a boat,
you know, like boats. Iwouldn't I wouldn't gonna make you come out
in the morning. I'm free inthe morning. What do you they're gonna
lose tonight, Well, Matt,what if they don't, Well, I'm
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in real trouble. Really, howdo we face Vic tomorrow? Gonna face
him and his boner will poke through, It will go all the way to
the sor and it will come backdown. It will poke us right in
the face. Because no one hasever done this, never in NBA history.
And it's not like the Nuggets arelike the Lucas. Could be the
first no. They've dominated the thirdand fourth quarters of this series. Quickly,
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tip of the cap to Fat JamesHarden, Hey Fat, Hey fat
Guy, wait to be fat,and Hey fat Floater Harden, Fat Floater,
Harden Save the day. It's oneof the more impressive postseason performances I've
ever seen. It was gutty.It was a gritty, damn right that
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fat faced, bearded freak routinely seekingout the switch of Luca so he can
attack. Put cleb in a pickle, and it is a pickle. Cat.
Should I leave the zoo and protectthe floater because if I do,
He's just gonna lib the alley open. Zoo's gonna slam it on my head
or if I stay with the zoo, the floater's gonna go because he's so
fat. It was an impressive contestfrom the clips yesterday, and I appreciate
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fat James Harden for what he's puttogether. They lost a thirty point lead.
They did, but then, ohhey, now, whoa which one
is that rewinded? I want tosee that sex scene. That's the married
lady right, No, no,the married lady rebuffed him. Turn it
up. It won't wor Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Deadly Yoga Retreat is the best movie. I gotta go home and watch
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this. Oh, this is awesome. That's the woman that passed out.
That's yeah, the cramps. Shejust rode him on the beach, all
right. Now he's gonna kill her. Yeah, she's dead. Oh,
how's he gonna kill her? She'snot coming back to the camp. I
got rid of her because she's right. He's gonna kill her right now.
They turn it on. This isthe end of the top story of the
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day. Oh, he's insulting herright now and after from acta seated disappointment.
Oh, she just called him abastard, rolled his eyes. Whoa,
he's gonna kill her. Yeah,choke her. Oh oh the choke
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deadly yoga retreat. Oh, it'sa one hand mortal contact style. Oh
my god, he just crushed her. Matt, we missed the sex part
and I want to Oh. Nowhe's laying down next to her deadt post
coital nice. And that's basically whatyou want the Lakers to do to Lebron
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finish, Yes, choke, insulthim, and then choke him with what
you really thought we were gonna bringyou back? Old man, stupid,
your old ass. I gotta saythat's a great movie. Yeah I was.
I was a bit distracted. No, that was a good story though.
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Yeah, Kate's not embracing Your sonwas in a pickle and that's how
he turned his ankle. I gotOral Hirscheizer going after me. Now on
tw it we'll be kicking messages.You said something dumb. No, no,
no, it's a rundown, nota pickle. You said a bitch,
get away with that pickle. Excuseme, Oral Hurscheizer. I think
I know what it's called. Yeah, Tim Kates, he might recognize me
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from Morago Casino, Dodgers on Deck. Close your eyes, listen to my
voice. You know, who Iam. That's what Kates rolls up at
the recycling center. He's like,hey, guys, close your eyes,
listen, listen to this University ofyour Mind. Everyon your student gets about
a thousand dollars off. By theway, shout out to the guys at
Cancarty University of your Mind. Ihad their gall on Saturday night and you
got great money. No, unfortunatelycould not go, but social media Matt
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went, Brian Barry went, peoplefrom the station had a great representation.
So we'll be back with more.Great job, Kates, dork. This
guy's bad news. I haven't metan evil yoga teacher like this since my
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sister. Look what's coming on Thursday, Our Mother's Secret Affair premiere movie,
Seventh Central. Will you be here, Yeah, we'll be here. What's
l MN? I mean? Iknow Oxygen? Is this Lifetime? No,
it's Long Man Nipple, Long ManNipple, Lifetime Movie Network, Lifetime
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move Thank you whatever, Kates.Well, we've been watching The Long Man
Nipple all day, and we've beenwatching Deadly Yoga Retreat and you know what,
can we check in with it onemore time? We just caught a
murder where a guy choked the womanto death. Now they're at a dinner.
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He's on a dance floor and it'slike five foot by five foot.
This is a hardcore yoga retreat becausetwo women have already died. Because two
women have already died after the diagnosisShellfish. If I only had one young
I went moving muscle. Are youkidding? It was hard, but I
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wanted to move. You has alwaysbeen such an important part of my life.
One part of my life. She'ssupposed to be really drunk. I
figured half as many lungs means workingtwice. Oh she's only got one lung.
God, I love this. Thisis the best movie I've ever seen.
I think this guy's upset with herfor me and too. Did you
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get here? Yeah? It can'tbe just to look hot. We're telling
our yoga stories. It's like,see, she's super drunk and he doesn't
like you know, part of beingbody positive is accepting good bodies too,
mind you, Yes, of courseit is. That's part of being body
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positive. Why what are you herefor? Spiritual fulfillments? You know?
I think that Pam and I arehere for the same reason. Oh mm
hmm, what's that? Excuse me? Remy are we gonna watch him come
over in Tosco. That's a textto read. But there's a style.
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Let's go. There's something missing athome. All of my favorite people all
at one table. Yeah. Iknew the winners would naturally find each other.
Yeah they would. May I there'sa seat right here, sir?
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Who made this moviem? I mean, when you earn a serve from me,
you get a serf from me.Oh, he didn't like that.
Secrets. The only secret I'm interestedin. It's how you got these four
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arms. This can't be just Ilove your bob lily four arms. He
didn't like it. Hey, youlook amazing. It's wrong with these people?
Hey, can I just do youfor a few minutes? The questions
about today's lesson? He's gonna killher. We can go talk to my
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office or in my room. Ohbig bag boom? Why am I this
one? The dress looks beautiful onyou? A thank you? Now I'm
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gonna go to her. Yeah,yoga secks. Well you took my lung,
but apparently they got her dignity.Whoa. The secret text does a
fine brought to you by your socalled Toyota dealers. We make it easy,
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deadly yoga retreat. I don't knowmy children won't be parented tonight.
I'm gonna be You're gonna rewatch it. I heard Matt was the cock of
the walk at the Seal Beach carshow, riding his huffey with baseball cards
flapping in the smokes. I gotthat before. I was your weekend too,
Matt. I mean, you madesome waves out there this weekend.
You really let everybody know who's gotthe Seal Beaches on. Matt, my
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Golden Blue pro thunder broke some packsand uh yeah, let it be known.
Vick is fired up for the gametonight. He doesn't phone it in
for a guy who literally phones itin. Pee. This next game is
basically an elimination game for the Nuggets, ask Vic. I didn't think that
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Tim Kates is a cocad thing wasreal, but after he described his weekend,
I'm sold there's no way in hellhe didn't at least gum it up
on that drive by God, Igot tired just listening to that. I
agree. Yeah, half each wayon the way back, Oh way to
shave off a cool quarter hour.Cats. Sorry about the beach life gig,
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but at least you have the equinesafety thing to fall back on.
You're right, I am the voiceof equine safety between in the afternoon drive
there's another equine safety voice in themorning. It's coward. I can't have
anything, and you're still doing it. Man, I'm getting all chubbed up
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driving through the ports of LA andLong Beach some of this dark erotic yoga
movie. Right. Oh, they'releaving the drunk down here. Oh,
she's dead. She's dead. Remydidn't like the way he treated her.
I'm gonna burn her with a tikitorch. I don't know what it is,
Matt. Is it the acting inthis yes? Or is it the
way that's shot or blocked everything?The blocking seems to be very awkward.
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You know. When it came out, I'm gonna go U two thousand and
eight seventeen twenty twenty two. Whoa, It's the best movie I've ever seen.
Been incredibly distracted, Pete. Thinkof the ratings if The Bachelor included
a serial killer? Right, exactly, exactly right? Uh oh, don't
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want to be a spoiler alert,guys, But of the Deadly Yoga retreat
movie, the last victim dies viaSunflower scene. Stay tuned well, thank
you everybody for listening. Great sportsTalk is happy to be with you,
and we'll return to the very monthSports Talk with the top story of the
day, and then we're going totalk to Joe Hortiez from the Chargers
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Jewel Ortiz will join us at fourthirty draft exactly right. We got
Dodger Baseball tonight. Galpin Motors broadcastbooth. First pitch, six forty pm
against the d Backs out in thedesert. David Veasse joined US Dodgers on
deck is at five point thirty.We've got Beach Life tickets to give away.
Yeah, should we do it rightnow? Kates, Hey, we're
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in the three o'clock hour. We'reout of the Rogan in Rodney Safe Harbor.
Damn. Let's give away a pairto Beach Life on Sunday night.
You guys can go see you inone pair? You want to do two?
We got the balls? Yeah,I do. I got the balls.
I got the balls. If youwant to do it, let's do
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two. All right, you gottwo balls. Let's give away two pairs.
Let's do that's two pairs between thetwo of us. Four pair,
two pair? How many do wehave to give away? This? With
two pair? I think I thinkwe may have three pair today? Give
way all three. I don't know. He can definitely give away two.
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Well, you know right now,I thought Tim Kate said three, we
can definitely give away two pairs.Well, where's Tim? Tim went to
get his seeds from the other studio. He left them in the other studio.
I think he had to record somethingin the other studio on the break,
and he forgot his seeds and hecan't possibly fathom going two to three
minutes without packing his cheek full ofsalt and sugar. Weren't you trying to
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get at some of those seeds?Well, he said, New Flavor,
he advertised. He's like, hey, new Flavor cheddar out of pen.
All right, what has happened?Now? I'm really distracted because Matt put
a show on television. It's amovie and it's called it's called Deadly Yoga
Retreat. And now there's like thisevil yoga teacher and he's gotta these chicks
freaking out in the middle of ayoga class. They're all on his side,
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and he went up to one ofthem and was like, I know
you all. And now she's ather side plank and she's crying and he's
like, ha ha I. He'slike, I am a sinister yoga teacher.
Oh look at her, she's stillcrying. Why would you put Deadly
Yoga Retreat on? You know Iwould be distracted by this, Matt.
Look at those beautiful orchids, Imean orchids, not what I'm looking at.
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It's time for the word of theday, his words the word of
the day. Today's word of theday is adjustment. Matt I got adjusted
this morning by the Adjustment Bureau.I this morning, Oh callers ten and
eleven, eighty six, six,nine eighty seven, two five seventy Sorry,
Kate speak speaking of beach Life.Beach Life and Ronnie, can I
have some generic beach surfer music orsomething now? Matt. I texted the
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Beach Life people emailed me last weekand they were like, hey, you're
getting ready for Beach Life and Iwas like, damn right, I'm ready
streaming up. Let me know what'spopping. So then today I woke up
this morning, birds are chirping.I'm looking around and said, hey,
you know, like it's super Bowlweek or and it's Draft week, you
gotta have your pootz so hard,Like, hey, it's Beach Life week,
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puzzo, get my puzzel well readyto go. So I texted the
founder of Beach Life, this guywent to high school with, and I
wrote, Hey, hope all iswell. When you get a chance,
let me know what you need thisweek and I'll beg it out. And
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they fired me from the stream.What they fired me from the stream,
the stream nobody, there's no morestream. There is a stream, there's
no host of the stream. There'sno host, open mic, open cam,
just bad to bad ambient noise,which, honestly, four years ago,
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I'd be like, these guy shouldjust go from one band to the
other. What do they need tobe for it? But he texted this,
Now, you tell me what youthink. Is you letting you down?
Easy? It says, I stillhave an event to work. There's
a charity event Wednesday that I host. So but he said, uh,
this year, we're putting the bandsback to back, which I thought they
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always did. So there are nolive throws as the bands are going immediately
back to back. We're recording sometomorrow morning on a boat. I didn't
want to make you come out forthe throws on a boat. He knows
I hate the sea. I havepasses for you about Okay, I'm fired.
I'm not doing a stream. Iwill give you a discount on the
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tickets though, no, no,as long as you buy at least,
look, I get free tickets.So I'm just hosting the charity event Wednesday.
What's the charity event? Well,he's smart, you know, he
puts on this huge event Redondo Beach. So Wednesday night, he gets a
good act like j Donovan, Frankenrideror something, and he throws a private
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party for the cops, for thepolitic polytot and for the local trash man
and gotcha show up a little luereadsgot to Matt. Uh So, yeah,
this morning I was I've been removedfrom the stream, and you know
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that, I wrote back boat.Look I can go on a boat.
No, I said, whatever youneed, I'm available for you this week.
But basically, yeah, so charityevent Wednesday. I'll still work the
charity event, Matt, but youwon't have me to be like, hey,
here he is again for the fiftyyear in a row. Sugar Ray.
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You're gonna have to just know thatit's Sugar Ray by reading it on
the screen. That's not what Iheard. I heard there's a guy named
Leland. Now if they if they, if they do that, Matt,
what's he killed her with shrimp?He's killing her with a shrimp, literally
a shrimp, all right? Putit on Ronnie so we can I don't
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know what it's Uh, it's onhim deadly yoga retreat because she's allergic to
shellfish. Oh oh, now he'sbreathing it out because he's a yoga guy.
He's bad Matt. This guy Deadlyyoga retreat. This yogi that was
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incredible. Literally got shrimp cocktail sentto his room room service. My allergies,
yellfish. Now he's gonna call Ishe an actor? Oh God,
does you eat it? Yeah?That shrimp destroy the evidence turning into poop.
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All right, this is great.Deadly yogurt retreat, white house down
last week, Deadly yoga retreat thisweek. So yeah, like I got
to so you're out, you know, And it just goes back to my
theory. The more the days goby, the less and less relevant I'd
become. Uh uh, I'm not. The challenge replaced me with an Armenian
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guy who was acting like a Latino. There's that. Uh. I didn't
get any UFL games. No,even though I'm under contract for it.
They used Jake Butt instead. Well, hell of a tight ends. Unfortunately
injury he railed his career. Everybodyknows tight end analysis is the best analogs.
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And now my one off season gig, the Beach live stream, my
hockey gig was torpedoed by a jealousJimmy Fox true a Viitner Patina or whatever
stupid wine. Anyway, at leastyou get your passes to see a gibus
pardon me, well, it's niceto know you, Matt Pins and Needles.
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All right, Hey energy, Okay, amber is the color of your
energy? That's three eleven. Iwas there for that. Oh, that's
right. I had to sit throughthat. Ifhew, buddy, and you
know, I'm gonna show up hereone day and Don's gonna be like,
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you know what, Mammia, wegot a Daniel Jeremia. That's not how
it's gonna go. That's not howit's gonna go. It's just it's gonna
be a protest out front and they'regonna beat us to death, I hope.
So that's the way I'm going.I want to go out like like
Joseph Miller, like that. Who'sthe guy that started the Mormon Church?
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Oh, Joseph Smith. Joseph Smith. I want to go out like Joseph
Smith. Yeah, I just wantto window Yeah, dragged out of a
window and burned in the street.So anyway, Yeah, I got fired
from Beach Life technically, well reassigned. Who's going to be out on the
boat. Who's doing the throws outon the boat? Nobody McGrath, nobody,
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Guy for Sugar Ray Aaron Lewis.Well, I'm sorry you should be
at least I'd blame you for this. Listen without you, we didn't give
a We don't give away two pairof tickets to Beach Life in the last
Who who won those tickets? KatesUh, congratulations to Steam from the three
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two three and Jason from the sixtwo. Yeah, just when we do
all the sponsorship with Beach Life.Now that the ocean has turned to yogurt,
I lost my spoon. Well,you didn't lose it. Somebody stole
it and they're eating all that yogurt. Who's gonna host the stream? Who's
on the who's doing the throw?Who's on the boat man? Who's on
the boat? What kind of batare we talking about as a catamaran?
Am I spot for me? It'sChris Harrison. What if I forced my
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way out of the boat and thengot sick? Sorry, I'm so sorry.
Just let me let me reset,Let me reset. The damanan hasn't
kicked in yet. I release blowblah. You're really upsetting state for the
number of the day. Well,this is gonna be upsetting even more.
I'm saying my career is going downto toilet number. The day is too.
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Was having a conversation with my nextdoor neighbor Dan about the finer things
in life. Whiskey, bourbon rye. He's got a spot he likes to
go to over on Valley View.Sam is a great curator of bourbon in
the liquor store game. And wehave a few of those guys that listen
and they send, you know,they bring different liquors. They probably know
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this guy. Apparently he's one ofthe best anywhere, and he happens to
be in Garden Grove. I'm thebest distributor around. So I think the
old Instagram picked up on our bourbonconversation as he was sharing some of his
his findings with me, and youknow how that goes. Next thing and
you know in your timeline you gotsome bourbon and some booze, and this
is what popped up. God shameyou can it's Is it a Metallica whiskey?
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I wish it were Metallica. Iwish it were black and whiskey.
Listen, it's great. They playMetallica. I get this. I get
these two things back to back.This is what this is what social media
wants us to do with our liquorheaded cakes. Michael Margarita. Uh huh,
we crack opened this nice jar pickles, and I'm gonna pour out almost
all of that line, but leavea little bit on the bottom. All
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that pickle juice is gone, butit's been refilled with Antlonasso organic tequila,
replacing all the piles in there.Maybe two slices, maybe three, maybe
three. That's not as pickly asI thought it would be. Which is
I think a good thing. I'lllet you do the honors in their nation
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Nation Wow, bursting with life,you know, into our glass, garnish
with some deal, sprinkle it toheen on topic. That's right. There
is our pickle, Margarita, picklethe whole jar. They pop up on
a brand new jar. Pickles,Pour the tequila, Pour out the pickle
juice, pour the tequila in there. What are we gonna do with the
pickle? McConaughey shakes it and saysmarination, Nation and then pours it into
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a glass with a little uh tyheen. What do we do with the pickles
after I guess eat them. Nowyou think that's bad. You think that's
bad. That's pretty bad. Oh, although I might eat that might me
too. I love pickle, Iwould try. I love pickles. This
is what comes on after old fashionrecipe that'll blow everyone's mind. Cinnamon toast
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crunch, old fashioned to make it. Fill up a jar with cinnamon toast
crunch. Fill the rest of ourjar up with bourbon. Have you ever
just had an idea that you startedacting on and mid through that idea.
While you were doing it, yourealize to yourself, holy crap, this
is a better idea than I thought. This is that idea right now.
Put this in the fridge and letit sit overnight the way it is finally
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over, So let's go ahead andstrain this into a bottle. There's a
few things we can all agree on. One of those is that soggy cereal
as gross. Finally, we're gonnaadd in four ounces of our cinnamon host
crunched bourbon into a glass. Ican always use a rye as well.
Those were just as good with oldfashions. A little bit of cinnamon sugar,
three or four dashes of angustura bitters, stir the soil of cinnamon,
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sugar dissolves, dropping our ice moldsgarnishes some cinnamon toast crunch cheers. Yeah,
I mean that's what people do now. Like it's not enough to uh,
to serve something, you have tomarinate it in something in sugary cereal,
lighty nuts. Let me what elsemarination nation? I want to try
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to pickle. Kate's your thoughts?Do you get a boner? When you
saw that old fashion with cinnamon toaI thought of you. The cinnamon toast
crunch one looks a little disgusting,but I'm with you guys. The pickle,
yeah right, the lemon drop,the Caucasian that's a rough drink.
I think it's more just the howinsulted I am by the individual. You
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ever have this idea that you dicyclonedmy dad's and then halfway through you're like,
this is an incredible idea. Andthen I look at this and it's
like sixty million people have watched thisguy. Maybe not that good of an
idea, you douche, shut up, stupid microphone spying on me and putting
these damn liquor concoctions. What kindof bourbon was your boogie friend throwing down
your gullup. I don't even rememberit was fancy though it was. One
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was from Nevada. It was likea smoky old crow. Was an old
crow. Do you guys gargle anwhole crow down there in Seal Beach?
Damn right? We were at thecar show straight, Uh, Matt,
somebody sent me a picture of BruceHornsby. It says, get a job.
You know. It's not cool,guys. I'm gonna have to move
to Lomita. Ronnie, this isthis song of the day. You ever
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met him? Pe Kings of leonOr, a four piece band from Nashville,
Tennessee, presenting today's song of theday called pony Up, an inspiring
tune for an I'm a Horse.Modello meets you a lot of Monday on
the Petros and Money Show as wedouble check our saddle bags and pony up
for a journey into the lands ofgreat sports talk, where a flex alert
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will take us to the Arizona Desertwith the Dodgers beginning a three game set
with Little Siphient. This and itall begins with mister Tim Kats, who
will have your morongo Casino Dodgers onDeck show Ready to Go at five point
thirty. I bet it was asmoky bourbon you were drinking that This pairs
well with a pole. Yeah,everything pairs with Paul. Around here,
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we're still watching Deadly Yoga Retreat.This guy has set his sights on his
next victim. But the thing isis like, if somebody dies, that's
on my yoga retreat, Like,isn't retreat over? Like? Seems like
it. But now they're still therewaiting to be killed, enjoying a nice
free If that killed the zen ofthe whole thing seems like it. We'll
be back with the top story ofthe day. It's cracking everybody, Welcome
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back. It's Petroson Money, happyto be with you. Away some tickets
to Sunday Beach Life. We stillhave some more to give away, so
all that'll meets a lot of Monday. We got a hearkening back about forty
forty five minutes. We just playedthe McConaughey, Mari Nation Nation Bill Pickle
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Tequila. Combining those two things.Arl Hrscheizer is weight in. Oh yeah,
it is a pickle. Kate's You'rea bitter deal? Whoa oh that
was about my son got into apickle, and Kate said pickle, it's
a rundown. And Earl Hrscheizer says, it is a pickle. Well,
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that's good. I feel might havedisagree with Orl Hirscheizer, but he's ectly
right. Apologize Kate's apology. It'sa rundown. You know better, Orl
come on, whoa wow, damntext coming your way. This top story
of the day, top story ofit. Well, we got big,
I got the La Times. Sure, we have other satellites in our orbit
(18:06):
that are suggesting the Lakers can makehistory. Dylan Hernandez, Dylan Hernandez,
why not? Why not us uptwenty in game two in the second half?
What is that? Kate's what'd youhear? That was up twenty?
Uh? Basically a game two win, basically a game two win. The
series is basically nodded. It tooup double digits and their other two losses.
Vic I Believe shared that they haveled seventy one percent of the minutes
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played through four games thus far,yet found themselves down three hot now three
to one. Anthony Davis is havingan all world playoff series. Lebron James
is defined logic with his play atthirty nine years old, finally got two,
not one, but two supporting playersto have big games at the same
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time. Only lost the third quarter. Vic said this earlier by two.
They only lost the thood cut upby two. That really made the difference.
That's all great. This game tipstonight at seven. I tipped my
cap to the fact they didn't fold. I'll acknowledge that Friday, I was
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absolutely convinced there was no chance theywere climbing on that private jet, staying
at the Ritz, playing at fiftytwo point fifty, only to tuck their
tail between their legs and go homehaving lost four games to one. Way
to Go, Guys, Way toGo. They played their best game of
the series. Not close, farand away. They forwarded every run in
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the second half. The Nuggets neverfound themselves within striking distance from beginning to
end. Took a lot of shotsin a paint fifty two percent overall.
Anthony Davis took one shot outside ofthe painted area from the left elbow,
that's it of his nineteen shots.Two Lebron took three shots outside of twelve
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feet that's it of his twenty fiveshots. Three. They doubled Jokic relentlessly
didn't really work thirteen, fourteen andfourteen. The Nuggets would miss shots,
Jamal Murray would tweak his left leg. He is questionable for the contest tonight.
They'll be better. The Nuggets willbe better. I don't know,
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Matt, and that's the positive.Of course, we can't do that here.
He must focus on some negatives.Why well, because I got one
question to ask, and it's thesame question I always ask. Congratulations guys
on snapping an eleven game losing streakto the Denver Nuggets, your current champions
of the National Basketball Association, Upthree zero, now up three to one.
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Are you gonna let another tight seriescloud your vision of what this team
really is moving forward, like themost competitive sweep in NBA playoff history clouded
their vision of what this team reallywas to the tune of a seventh place
finish and a first round series inwhich they trailed three games to zero but
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led for seventy one percent of theminutes. That's what this is, basically
a win. This this is forumblue and gold glasses. We're actually better
than you think we are. We'rebetter than the results say. It was
the most competitive sweep in NBA history. They had an exceptional run in the
playoffs last year. They made itto the Conference finals where they were swept
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by the eventual NBA champions and theybrought everybody back under the guise of the
most competitive sweep in NBA history.Suggests the Lakers should be third in odds
to win the NBA Championship. Thirdis what they went into the season,
because everybody bought into that idea.Now, Anthony Davis, and this is
the question I asked, Anthony Davishas just put together his best seas as
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a Laker. Had an exceptional runlast year in the playoffs to the conference
finals. Really the main reason whythey made the conference finals. Thirty one
points, sixteen rebounds, four assists, two blocks, shooting sixty two percent
is what he's doing this year inthese four games. He just turned thirty
one, he just had his firsthealthy season since he signed with the Lakers.
He's played more games this year,seventy six than he has in a
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decade. You really want to hitchthat wagon to old ass Lebron James,
who's about to turn forty. He'sabout to be a man. He's going
to be forty that's pretty old inDecember, or you want to have somebody
else's wagon hitched to Anthony Davis forthe next five years, because if Lebron
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opts out and you sign him tothat three year extension, Hey ladies,
I just want to say Happy InternationalWomen's Day. I want to make sure
I say that right here. Ifyou sign him to that three year extension,
understand what you're signing up for.You are signing up for deferrals.
If Lebron is on this team,all the discontent that regularly raises its hand
(23:07):
in the NBA will continue. It'sthe coach, it's the supporting cast.
It's ill timed, bad. Whydidn't you challenge that foul? Why don't
you challenge that called Darvin Ham I'ma belittle you on NBA on TNT TV
because I'm smarter than you. Alegitimate outside shooter that would spread the floor
(23:27):
allow Anthony Davis to thrive in hisprime is what the Lakers should be focusing
on instead. You want him toget rid of Lebron's so bad and the
worst way in the worst way Ido. And it could all be over
after this season, could all beover after tonight. He can opt out.
Does he want that fifty one milliondollars for one year? Where's he
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gonna go? Exactly? He wantsto be in La exactly right, nail
us forever. That's why it's upto us to say, hey, you
might want to host the live stream. The bands are back to back,
man, we're not doing it.Doing it? Didn't the bands always play
back to back. What we're ona boat? What boats? That's what
we need to tell them. We'renot doing it. The bands are playing
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back to back, man. Soyou guys don't need beer. No,
we need you. We need youfor that. You can be an MBA.
It could be a Laker ambassador ifyou go from sweet to sweet and
grin and grip and take photos withthe kids and do our American Express season
ticket holder q and A before theseason. I don't care if he's averaging
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twenty eight and eight and six boardsa couple steals, I don't care.
It is impossible about to play.And I don't care if you hosted the
very first Beach Live Street, Idon't care. We're on a boat,
you know, like boats. Iwouldn't I wouldn't gonna make you come out
in the morning. I'm free inthe morning. What do you they're gonna
lose tonight, Well, Matt,what if they don't, Well, I'm
(24:56):
in real trouble. Really, howdo we face Vic tomorrow? Gonna face
him and his boner will poke through, It will go all the way to
the sor and it will come backdown. It will poke us right in
the face. Because no one hasever done this, never in NBA history.
And it's not like the Nuggets arelike the Lucas. Could be the
first no. They've dominated the thirdand fourth quarters of this series. Quickly,
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tip of the cap to Fat JamesHarden, Hey Fat, Hey fat
Guy, wait to be fat,and Hey fat Floater Harden, Fat Floater,
Harden Save the day. It's oneof the more impressive postseason performances I've
ever seen. It was gutty.It was a gritty, damn right that
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fat faced, bearded freak routinely seekingout the switch of Luca so he can
attack. Put cleb in a pickle, and it is a pickle. Cat.
Should I leave the zoo and protectthe floater because if I do,
He's just gonna lib the alley open. Zoo's gonna slam it on my head
or if I stay with the zoo, the floater's gonna go because he's so
fat. It was an impressive contestfrom the clips yesterday, and I appreciate
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fat James Harden for what he's puttogether. They lost a thirty point lead.
They did, but then, ohhey, now, whoa which one
is that rewinded? I want tosee that sex scene. That's the married
lady right, No, no,the married lady rebuffed him. Turn it
up. It won't wor Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Deadly Yoga Retreat is the best movie. I gotta go home and watch
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this. Oh, this is awesome. That's the woman that passed out.
That's yeah, the cramps. Shejust rode him on the beach, all
right. Now he's gonna kill her. Yeah, she's dead. Oh,
how's he gonna kill her? She'snot coming back to the camp. I
got rid of her because she's right. He's gonna kill her right now.
They turn it on. This isthe end of the top story of the
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day. Oh, he's insulting herright now and after from acta seated disappointment.
Oh, she just called him abastard, rolled his eyes. Whoa,
he's gonna kill her. Yeah,choke her. Oh oh the choke
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deadly yoga retreat. Oh, it'sa one hand mortal contact style. Oh
my god, he just crushed her. Matt, we missed the sex part
and I want to Oh. Nowhe's laying down next to her deadt post
coital nice. And that's basically whatyou want the Lakers to do to Lebron
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finish, Yes, choke, insulthim, and then choke him with what
you really thought we were gonna bringyou back? Old man, stupid,
your old ass. I gotta saythat's a great movie. Yeah I was.
I was a bit distracted. No, that was a good story though.
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Yeah, Kate's not embracing Your sonwas in a pickle and that's how
he turned his ankle. I gotOral Hirscheizer going after me. Now on
tw it we'll be kicking messages.You said something dumb. No, no,
no, it's a rundown, nota pickle. You said a bitch,
get away with that pickle. Excuseme, Oral Hurscheizer. I think
I know what it's called. Yeah, Tim Kates, he might recognize me
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from Morago Casino, Dodgers on Deck. Close your eyes, listen to my
voice. You know, who Iam. That's what Kates rolls up at
the recycling center. He's like,hey, guys, close your eyes,
listen, listen to this University ofyour Mind. Everyon your student gets about
a thousand dollars off. By theway, shout out to the guys at
Cancarty University of your Mind. Ihad their gall on Saturday night and you
got great money. No, unfortunatelycould not go, but social media Matt
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went, Brian Barry went, peoplefrom the station had a great representation.
So we'll be back with more.Great job, Kates, dork. This
guy's bad news. I haven't metan evil yoga teacher like this since my
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sister. Look what's coming on Thursday, Our Mother's Secret Affair premiere movie,
Seventh Central. Will you be here, Yeah, we'll be here. What's
l MN? I mean? Iknow Oxygen? Is this Lifetime? No,
it's Long Man Nipple, Long ManNipple, Lifetime Movie Network, Lifetime
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move Thank you whatever, Kates.Well, we've been watching The Long Man
Nipple all day, and we've beenwatching Deadly Yoga Retreat and you know what,
can we check in with it onemore time? We just caught a
murder where a guy choked the womanto death. Now they're at a dinner.
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He's on a dance floor and it'slike five foot by five foot.
This is a hardcore yoga retreat becausetwo women have already died. Because two
women have already died after the diagnosisShellfish. If I only had one young
I went moving muscle. Are youkidding? It was hard, but I
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wanted to move. You has alwaysbeen such an important part of my life.
One part of my life. She'ssupposed to be really drunk. I
figured half as many lungs means workingtwice. Oh she's only got one lung.
God, I love this. Thisis the best movie I've ever seen.
I think this guy's upset with herfor me and too. Did you
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get here? Yeah? It can'tbe just to look hot. We're telling
our yoga stories. It's like,see, she's super drunk and he doesn't
like you know, part of beingbody positive is accepting good bodies too,
mind you, Yes, of courseit is. That's part of being body
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positive. Why what are you herefor? Spiritual fulfillments? You know?
I think that Pam and I arehere for the same reason. Oh mm
hmm, what's that? Excuse me? Remy are we gonna watch him come
over in Tosco. That's a textto read. But there's a style.
(31:33):
Let's go. There's something missing athome. All of my favorite people all
at one table. Yeah. Iknew the winners would naturally find each other.
Yeah they would. May I there'sa seat right here, sir?
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Who made this moviem? I mean, when you earn a serve from me,
you get a serf from me.Oh, he didn't like that.
Secrets. The only secret I'm interestedin. It's how you got these four
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arms. This can't be just Ilove your bob lily four arms. He
didn't like it. Hey, youlook amazing. It's wrong with these people?
Hey, can I just do youfor a few minutes? The questions
about today's lesson? He's gonna killher. We can go talk to my
(32:38):
office or in my room. Ohbig bag boom? Why am I this
one? The dress looks beautiful onyou? A thank you? Now I'm
(32:59):
gonna go to her. Yeah,yoga secks. Well you took my lung,
but apparently they got her dignity.Whoa. The secret text does a
fine brought to you by your socalled Toyota dealers. We make it easy,
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deadly yoga retreat. I don't knowmy children won't be parented tonight.
I'm gonna be You're gonna rewatch it. I heard Matt was the cock of
the walk at the Seal Beach carshow, riding his huffey with baseball cards
flapping in the smokes. I gotthat before. I was your weekend too,
Matt. I mean, you madesome waves out there this weekend.
You really let everybody know who's gotthe Seal Beaches on. Matt, my
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Golden Blue pro thunder broke some packsand uh yeah, let it be known.
Vick is fired up for the gametonight. He doesn't phone it in
for a guy who literally phones itin. Pee. This next game is
basically an elimination game for the Nuggets, ask Vic. I didn't think that
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Tim Kates is a cocad thing wasreal, but after he described his weekend,
I'm sold there's no way in hellhe didn't at least gum it up
on that drive by God, Igot tired just listening to that. I
agree. Yeah, half each wayon the way back, Oh way to
shave off a cool quarter hour.Cats. Sorry about the beach life gig,
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but at least you have the equinesafety thing to fall back on.
You're right, I am the voiceof equine safety between in the afternoon drive
there's another equine safety voice in themorning. It's coward. I can't have
anything, and you're still doing it. Man, I'm getting all chubbed up
(34:58):
driving through the ports of LA andLong Beach some of this dark erotic yoga
movie. Right. Oh, they'releaving the drunk down here. Oh,
she's dead. She's dead. Remydidn't like the way he treated her.
I'm gonna burn her with a tikitorch. I don't know what it is,
Matt. Is it the acting inthis yes? Or is it the
way that's shot or blocked everything?The blocking seems to be very awkward.
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You know. When it came out, I'm gonna go U two thousand and
eight seventeen twenty twenty two. Whoa, It's the best movie I've ever seen.
Been incredibly distracted, Pete. Thinkof the ratings if The Bachelor included
a serial killer? Right, exactly, exactly right? Uh oh, don't
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want to be a spoiler alert,guys, But of the Deadly Yoga retreat
movie, the last victim dies viaSunflower scene. Stay tuned well, thank
you everybody for listening. Great sportsTalk is happy to be with you,
and we'll return to the very monthSports Talk with the top story of the
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