I'm A Horse Monday (Hour 4) 4/29/24

Final Hour Fun Fact. Quick Hits leading into Dodgers Pre Game

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listen to the Dodger game, andyou happen to be in the Greater LA
area. You can listen to Dodgersthrough that as well. A big thank
you to Joe Hortiz. We didthe debt and a live guy Birthday of
the Day. Vassay joined us.He's out in Phoenix in the first hour

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and we will have Dodgers on deckcoming up right after this first pitch.
Tim kaits ready after seven hours withColin Yee eating seeds and breaking packs,
He's gonna turn into a pillar,just like he is moving slower. The
salt is slowly taking over. Youknow. I went to the doctor when

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we had a day off last week. There like you need a lot of
salt, don't you your blood pressure'slittle eyes like, wow, I'm a
little nervous here that I'm at thedoctor. They're like, yeah, but
you do eat a lot of salt. I was like, how do they
know I'm so salty? And thenI'm like if they thinks just a personality,
And I was like, if theyif they think I'm salty, way
do you get a load of Kate's. If you think I'm drunk, Way
do you get a load of otoolKate's? When's your next doctor visit.

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I went, oh, yeah,that's why. Now it's just like,
see, now you've got eleven monthsbefore eleven months of seating before your next
annual Will you go every year?Do you do the annual physical every year?
You have to do it for insurance? Yeah, salt nos salt nose?
What insurance? Health insurance. He'snot on the same thing as I

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said, Oh, well, youhave to go. Like what happens if
you don't go to They trust me, I don't go out. They're like,
we haven't seen you in a while. Weren't you to I showed up
at the doctor. They're like,weren't you supposed to come two weeks later?
Two years ago? I thought,you you have to go. You're
supposed to go yearly when you getthe br Yeah, it's just where you're

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responsible and would rather sit around thehouse. I want to be told how
much I have to drink exactly?How much do you drink? Two or
three when a week? Yeah?Yeah, sure, sing sure that's a
ticket smoking when what where do youdo drugs? I was like, what
are we talking about? It dependsother than the ones you prescribe me.

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Listen, I saw that bitch inthe lobby. She's popping pills. Don't
judge me for the drugs that Ido. So welcome back everybody to a
week in great sports talk, whichmeans we start out with sports talk.
Well, that'll meet you a lotof Monday on PMS. Tomorrow we're going
to be back on it too aswell. You know, it's not a
real meat a lot of unless it'ssalty as the saltiest sea. Paint him

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a land. It's not a realmeat a lot of unless it freaking drives
your tongue out like a piece ofjerk. It's ironic because I don't like
Mitch a lotta's because it's too salty. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
No, that's not iron You knowwhat, sucking on seed? You
know what you should just put sugar? Yeah, send him in roast.

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A reward for those with a fightingsparience, A fighter like a bear and
loss, Well that all the markof a fighter. Oh he's gonna do
the bets. Oh he's gonna getthat bear is gonna get it. The
squad all those dogs are they thedogs scared them off? Get a dog,
people, The dogs protect my squatwreck set that bear across four looking

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into traffic. It's time for thefinal hour fun fast. In fact,
yeah, we're three that squad neverseen a squad rack in Jeopardy like that
before, before those those dogs castesand just trying to work a soda and
neither of you were on the squadright, let me use it. Earlier
today there was a bear running aroundCastaic and he almost got to a squad

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rack and then looked like two Doberman'ssave. It's a real prison work out
there. What I'm gonna do isI'm gonna put my put my squat rack
outside. I'm gonna have some dogs. Dogs. We're gonna get penitentiary swooll
out here and cast stack. TheCIA Central Intelligence Agency has its own Starbucks

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that sells coffee exclusively to CIA employees. It is located inside the headquarters in
Langley, Virginia. All of thefacility's employees. The Starbucks employees are subjected
to rigorous background checks. It isnot visible on Google Maps, so if
you're on your Starbucks app and you'retrying to find the nearest Starbucks, it

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will not give you the one insidethe CIA headquarters. This is a possibility
for you to order online and pickup uh popularly known as store number one.
This is what Starbucks calls it storenumber one. You could see like
Claire Danes from Homeland, just theregetting her latte, gets that unicorn frappuccino.

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That's what she likes before she putson her he jab and goes to
work. Is that what it's called? Quick hits? Everybody mess quick hits?
Come make it quick, y'all.Dude, that bear crumb covers ground

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draft that get Horties back on thephone. I wish we would have seen
it live. Highlight package is good, but my god, did you see
the quicket was going? Yeah,now he's on an exercise bike. He's
driving a car. Oh he's ofme quickets. Yes, the Dodgers,

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they're in this on his own totake on the Diamondbacks that we used to
not make that big of a dealout of it until the Diamondbacks embarrassed the
Dodgers last year and the nl DS. Oh no, Corbett Carroll's taking his
pants off, just dragging us dvery embarrassing. Oh god, I kickt
it off my face. James Paxson'son the mound first pitches at six forty

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Thanks for the cool start time,weirdos, sirs. The Angels are ten
and eighteen. Oh god, they'velost four in a row and nine in
their last ten they host. ThePhilly got a rotation this year, guys,
they got this rotation is maturing andit's one of the best. In
the end, they've lost nine often. Ron Washington is this close from
a Lee Elia style meltdown, Justthis close. I hope we get hotter

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than ass. He's out there takinggrounders. In short, It's like,
Wow, it's not that man.Ron. Philly's in town tonight. According
to the report, major League Baseballintends to make changes to its UNI.
They tried to let it quiet down. It did not quiet down. The
abundance of complaints received by both playersand fan fat The MLBPA in foreigned players

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via a memo on Sunday at Cornerto report from ESPN's Jeff Passing for killing
in the name of passing. I'lldo exactly what you tell me, pass
it. I'll do exactly what youtell me. Those changes are due to
uh do to land by the beginningof the twenty twenty five movie season,

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so they have to just wear thiscrappy stuff all year. I think they
tried to hedge by saying, youknow, we will try to implement the
changes as soon as possible. Atthe absolute latest, it will be by
the start of the twenty twenty fiveseason, but perhaps you will see some
changes prior to that. Really,it's gonna manufacture thousands of uniforms between now

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and I don't know next week,because everybody's balls are all bound up and
you can see their ass like Charliethe director's chair back in the early FSN
days. Just uh. The mainalterations are bringing back the larger lettering on
the back of the jersey, whichdoesn't really seem like it's it's blowing zippers
all over the place. Yeah,the lettering isn't usually what I would lead

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with, like, hey, we'regonna put bigger lutters for their names.
How about the fact that the pantsdon't fit and it doesn't sweat, no
sweat wicking, no sweat wicking,And that's what they tried to tout,
that it would collect your sweat andwicket instead, I'm all greasy, yeah,
pits man, and these aren't likemy board shorts at all. Additionally,

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players pants will return to using thehigher qualities. You said, Zipper,
so post doesn't trying to go firstto third. We got a bleeder,
the Lakers are down three to one, and then the Lakers could win
it. Yeah. Uh, onceagain, I think the Lakers could win
it basically one game too, man. That's what exactly John Ireland did say
up double digits in game three.Ireland said that they basically won game two.

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They won game two, but theywhat were you watching? What were
you watching? They won that?They didn't win, They did not win
the game. Well, yeah,don't remember that bs file At the end
of the third quarter, Instead ofbeing up ten going into the fourth,
they would have been up twelve ifd Load had maybe eleven if he misses
one, but it was he hadgot those two would have changed everything.
But it was tied when he hitthe shot. It's not like it's not

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like they were winning and he missesthat shot and they win, didn't you
see? It was tied at ninetyseven. Lebron bricked that wide open three.
Do you think he's gonna do thatagain? But that's basically a win.
How could you say they'd basically wonthat basically a win? How could
you say that basically a win thatbasically won game two is worse than competitive
suite. They basically won game two. It's worse. They were up double

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digits in game one, but isn'tthat We're up twelve in game three.
And I don't make a career outof making fun of poor John Ireland.
God knows he has enough pressure onhim dealing with Lebron and getting nailed by
the King. That's what you justanswered the question for us. That is
the talking point from the Clutch.You are our boot Liquor media group conference

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call from this morning. We wantyou to tell everyone one that we basically
won game two. You got it. I've got my marching orders. Here
we go, Lebron, they basicallywon game two. Yeah, it seemed
like Lebron missed a wide open threein Game two and that's why they didn't
win it. My other favorite Irelandtake was like toward the end of Kobe's
career where the Lakers weren't good,it's kind of competitive. It's kind of

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similar to this, they'd lose inthe first round or something like that.
I remember Island saying something like,you know, well, all you have
to do is have the best player, and then you'll win and you get
into the playoffs. You got thebest player, They're gonna win them basically
one game two Clippers Maps, basicallyone game four. I bet Fred's gonna
ask Wiki that tomorrow Lakers are gonnaget bounced. So he's got to have

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something to talk about. What doyou got, Wiki, Let's talk about
whether or not if you have thebest player, if you win, can
we go twenty How about twenty five? They're tied to to the Clippers and
Maps? Oh hell yeah. JamesHarden. We love this guy. I
was thinking about it. God,I remember I was like watching him sink
a bunch of shots, and Iremembered you thinking, like, better not

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bringing fat James Harden, Fat fatWestbrook's out there flying around. It's like
this insufferable loser. Hey, lookat that James Kawhi fat floater Harden on
the bench like er, I'll murdagain. In a recent podcast Matt we

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Got podcast news, Milwaukee Bucks headcoach Doc Rivers, I actually think DJ
should be the first Clipper Jersey retired. Really, I really do. Uh.
He was the original one. He'sall defense, lemping gold medal,
NBA champion, uh, stay there. The longest was traded was never never,

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just left. So I think whenthey opened the new arena they put
DJ's jersey up. I think that'dbe really cool. Okay, that's one
of the dumbest things I've ever heard, like, legitimately one of the dumbest
things I've ever heard. You putboll Kimble up first, Danny Manning Lloyd
Vaught. Yeah, let's go.I'm not the Polish rifle. No,

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well, no, not wait aminute, No, you don't retire his
number. You just put a pictureof a Polish rifle. Okay, you
hang that from the rafter. Iwant your aslov kor Lev. I want
Quentin Richardson. Oh que dogs.Yeah, let's go with his white power
symbol that he used to pull againsthis head when I'm a head. I'm
offended by that. What I don'tlike that I saw that Cubs fan doing

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that behind the guy's head. Iknew what it meant. Not cool,
Quentin, and he's a Chicago guy. A couple of notable free agent signings
after the draft was over. FormerUSC quarterback Keaton Slova. Slova signed with
the Colts. Former UCLA running backCarson Steele and his alligator signed with the
Chiefs. Freaking racists. He'll ballthere, gonna draft a white running back.

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It's a damn shame you c LAEdge rusher Grayson Murphy, one of
the Murphs, signed with the Dolphins, and the other brothers signed with the
Vikings. But we want to gotogether. Sorry, guys. It's like
the beginning of Empire of the Sun'sfamily's being TORNIPO. Interesting storyline that popped

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up on Saturday during the draft wasSpencer Rattler and why nobody likes him weird
looking NFL Networks here and Rapaport reportedthat the Netflix documentary series that Rattler appeared
in twenty nineteen called QB One,where he looked like a complete a hole,
was lingering in the minds of NFLteams. It did not make him
look great. Rappaport said, keepmy name right out of your mouth.

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And it is unbelievable. List howmany teams I know you know this,
how many teams mentioned to me theimage of him in that show, and
how they couldn't get it out oftheir heads. I just can't shake it.
Rattler eventually got picked up in thefifth round, number one fifty over
all to the New Orleans Saints.I think the best thing I saw about
Ratler, because his photo is soweird looking, was that Rattler was cast

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to play Patrick Mahomes in a Koreanfilm Jeeves. He really does kind of
look like the v Alien after theskin came off, Like, whoa,
what is that? What is goingon? Molly McGrath was very quick to
defend him, though, I hatethis for him, just because you looked
like an Ah when you were akid. He was a bad guy in

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that documentary, bad guy. Theonly person worse was Tate Martell. Right
where you at Martel? He's brilliant. Going to business with him right now?
Congratulations. Speaking of business, MickCronin killing it in the transfer portal.
Over the weekend, UCLA picked upat six transfer guard and Dominic Harris.

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Yeah. Nick, he used towork at Gonzaga as a guard,
played at LMU last year. Heranked third in the nation this last season
three point shooter. Well, seemslike after all the incoming the Sons of
Westwood took, they're starting to scratchout some checks. Yes, Sons of
Westwood, pay them dudes. Nobodyscratches out of check like the Sons of

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Westwood. That's right, are theSons of Westwood scratching out checks for the
football team? We gotta we gota media train, DeShawn before the season
starts, swamming in here? Isthere another page to this? Well,

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you don't want to talk about theshowcase? The spring showcase at UCLA?
Well, I was just thinking,where's the uh, where's the note of
the Colorado spring game that was playedon Saturday? What about the UCLA Spring
Showcase? Was quite ever? Theyhad twelve thou people at the Rose Ball
on Saturday. Pretty cool, Likethree dozen former players. Was awesome about
that? I think Kates may justhave to flip them all those yellow red

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bulls. Sing the answers to someenergy, sing the answers to Shawn.
Hey, a lot of people excitedbecause you see, only had more people
at their spring game than USC didthis year. That's a show and we
all know that means something right whenthe season actually started. That's a shot
at you the spring. Do youthink of that? It doesn't mean anything
anymore? You sure about that?Until the ninety thousand people at Alabama?
That okay, doesn't mean anything anymore. You got on the phone. We'll

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tell them you hell billies. TheKings are down. Worst possible draw in
the first round they could have had, but everybody was so chuffed up after
they evened it up. Everybody gottheir chuff choofed chuff your choof, everybody
got their chutney on it, andnow tail it out of here. They
fell one nothing shut out. Afterallowing like thirteen goals per game to the

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Eilers, they hold them to one, but can't put the biscuit in the
basket. Look, they're all forthis series. On the power play the
Kings. It's a bad scene.They are now down three games to one
and their elimination is impending, butthey will drop the bucket seven pm.
Is that a night there? Droppingthe buck Wednesday? Wednesday, Well,

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we got two more of these readsthen before they're eliminated. Listen to all
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