November 15, 2022 • 7 mins
Producer Tim Cates files a grievance with the guys about something that is happening at the radio studios in Burbank.
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(00:00):
It's time for the Petros and MoneyShow before the Show podcast on this beautiful
Tuesday, November fifteenth, twenty twentytwo. Take it away, guys,
take what away. You're the onethat said you wanted to do one of
these because you had a grievance.We're sitting at home in our swats.
I'm glad you brought that up.Petros. I am here in It's why
(00:22):
we're doing this. Just go.I'm in studio. You guys are at
home today, and today it's aday that with these salespeople make their way
into the building. They only comein here two days a week now post
COVID, So that means more carsin the parking lot. Okay, And
not that I not that I wantan award or I want a race,
which I would love one actually,but not that I want like a pat
(00:43):
on the back or anything. Butduring COVID, we came in every effing
day to this studio when the worldwas shutting down and people were freaking out
and hoarding stuff at the store,we came in every single day and did
the show. Now we are truepost COVID, and I drive into the
freaking parking lot today, Guys,and every spot on P one is taken.
(01:03):
Okay, so I have to godown to P two. But it
makes it worse. Matt makes itworse. I think, I do think
it gets worse. It's now,it's now come to this. People are
so lazy and so entitled in thisbuilding that there were multiple spots with cones
put in front of him now,in the open to everybody, parking spots.
(01:25):
Not the ones that have a signthat says iHeart media one, iHeartMedia
premium for this spot. These arenot even visitor spots. These are just
open spots on P one. Peopleare putting cones in front of the spots
so they can get a prime parkingspot and don't have to walk an extra
fifty feet. Now you really believethat people like have have gone on the
(01:46):
Amazon dot com or hit up thepet boys and they have purchased a parking
cone, a big cone, notlike a cone from decks. No,
not one of the bitch soccer cone. No, no, no, no
no no. These are like reallike traffic. I would assume the parking
garage is I mean, we know, we know the nazification of our parking
(02:07):
garage with the Gestapo, who willcome and jam a cell phone camera in
your face if they don't like theway you're conducting your business. So I
can't imagine they're just gonna let thatslide. If those parking cones don't belong
to the garage itself, I wouldagree with you normally, Matt, because
you know, they put cones infront of the first three spots. Maybe
I don't want to save them forsomebody that's coming for a fancy lunch or
a meeting. But these weren't thefirst three or four spots. These were
(02:29):
spots in the back corner by theair conditioning unit, where nobody has probably
parked in two and a half yearsuntil today, when this parking lot is
now all of a sudden gotten fullon P one. I had to freaking
park on P two for the firsttime since February of twenty twenty. That
is, you know, I mean, it's lonely down there. The hell
(02:51):
is going on some kind of likea leper and camp met or something down
there because it's been such a neglectedarea. And here's the best I'll leave
when the show's over. I amlegend down there. It's totally overgrown.
There's wildlife keep your head on aswivel. I'll leave it four forty five
and half those spots will be open. In fact, I bet you if
(03:12):
I went down right now before theshow started, I bet you most of
those spots are even open because allthese people leave and halfway through the day.
Listen is someone is we have thisis we are entering our seventeenth year
of doing this show. On manyoccasions pre COVID, we would make our
lap on P one and you know, you'd get your pootzo go flaccid because
(03:35):
there's nothing available, and you wouldtrack your ass all the way down to
P four. Yeah, and you'dhave to walk up four flights of stairs
or take that elevator of shame tothe concourse and then you know, go
up to the fourth floor to doour business. How many stairs total do
you think? Like you're talking aboutan extra what eight seconds for you to
(03:57):
drive your your little your little pickupand park it into one of those spots
and then walk up the stairs.Right. It's the principle of a matt
It's the fact that we were hereduring COVID and they weren't. Now they
come back and they take our goddamnparking spots. If you weren't here during
COVID, you park on P twoor below. I think that's fair.
I think that's a fair point.There should be some sort of seniority available.
(04:18):
I can get behind that, likeJohnny come lately, Hey, take
your rough in medicine for at leastsix months before you get the P one.
You should go on P. Four. Yeah, is that guy still
washing cars down there? I wonderif he's like anybody's told him he's a
corpse. He's just holding the armorAlti's a skeleton. I'm thinking about making
(04:41):
little stickers you can put inside yourwindow, like, Okay, you're cool
to park here, you were hereduring COVID. Oh you don't have a
sticker. You can't park here,Chris, get out of here. You
would really probably bring John Martin style. You could go person to person and
be like, here's your ticket,here's yours. Your If I brought it
up to the bosses, I alreadyknow his response, Kate, you gotta
get over this. Okay, we'reall back now working. We appreciate what
(05:02):
you did during the shutdown. Doyou you told me tanks were coming,
You told me there was gonna bein the National Guarden. They're gonna squeeze
in. People are trying to leavetheir house. It's gonna be like China.
They're gonna they're gonna bulch in andyou're gonna die in there, and
then they're gonna come clean up acorpse. The company gave us badges and
letters from the CEO saying we havepermission to move about like it's freaking red
(05:24):
dawn. Yeah, they're gonna startsa little bit tighter and tighter. I
didn't have to use it once.I want it out all the time.
I showed everybody like Wayne and Garth, They're going backstage at the house,
check it out. I'm I'm available, I can I can move about the
great Los Angeles and oh, theregoes a challenger that just drove by me
in one hundred and fifty miles anhour. As we're talking, I can
(05:47):
see salespeople ducking out early, oneat a time, like they're trying to
get out of here, go dosomething else. Well, Kate, it
feels like we want to have itboth ways, right. We have bitched
and moaned about the people. Theysay, I don't want to come,
man, I want to work athome. I've been effective. I don't
need to I don't need my office, I don't need that cubicle. I
don't need meetings. I can getmy business done at home. Why do
(06:08):
I have to come in? Webitched about that, like, hey,
f you, get your ass inhere since the guy can be part of
the team. And now that they'rehere, we're saying, hey f you,
we've been here through COVID. Getthe hell out. I'm sick of
seeing your stupid BMW with your kidson the honor roll sticker on the back
window. Yeah, no one caresabout your kid at the honor roll.
Yeah they have been twenty nineteen becausethey don't go to school anymore. Yeah,
(06:30):
they've all fallen behind the grade.Kids in Pig Pussy should be in
ninth grade. They're still in seventhgrade. They can't read. Yeah,
your kids sucks nineteen. So whatis the official position of the Petros and
Money Show. They're not allowed tocome in, or they're allowed to come
in, but they have to seedp one spot stop to us, no
cones. Maybe that's our position.Take that cone. You could sit on
(06:54):
that cone like mister slave in SouthPark. I still have my vest and
I still have my stop sign fromtraffic and Village Christian. I might just
pull it out and tell people keepit moving. Down to Pie two,
buddy, down to I don't rememberyou, get your your orange vast.
That's a good fall. Get theorange vash, collect the cones and then
just throw them in the back ofyour bitch pickup take them off. Come
(07:15):
on, all right, you gottago, guys. The show's about to
start, all right,
It's time for the Petros and MoneyShow before the Show podcast on this beautiful
Tuesday, November fifteenth, twenty twentytwo. Take it away, guys,
take what away. You're the onethat said you wanted to do one of
these because you had a grievance.We're sitting at home in our swats.
I'm glad you brought that up.Petros. I am here in It's why
(00:22):
we're doing this. Just go.I'm in studio. You guys are at
home today, and today it's aday that with these salespeople make their way
into the building. They only comein here two days a week now post
COVID, So that means more carsin the parking lot. Okay, And
not that I not that I wantan award or I want a race,
which I would love one actually,but not that I want like a pat
(00:43):
on the back or anything. Butduring COVID, we came in every effing
day to this studio when the worldwas shutting down and people were freaking out
and hoarding stuff at the store,we came in every single day and did
the show. Now we are truepost COVID, and I drive into the
freaking parking lot today, Guys,and every spot on P one is taken.
(01:03):
Okay, so I have to godown to P two. But it
makes it worse. Matt makes itworse. I think, I do think
it gets worse. It's now,it's now come to this. People are
so lazy and so entitled in thisbuilding that there were multiple spots with cones
put in front of him now,in the open to everybody, parking spots.
(01:25):
Not the ones that have a signthat says iHeart media one, iHeartMedia
premium for this spot. These arenot even visitor spots. These are just
open spots on P one. Peopleare putting cones in front of the spots
so they can get a prime parkingspot and don't have to walk an extra
fifty feet. Now you really believethat people like have have gone on the
(01:46):
Amazon dot com or hit up thepet boys and they have purchased a parking
cone, a big cone, notlike a cone from decks. No,
not one of the bitch soccer cone. No, no, no, no
no no. These are like reallike traffic. I would assume the parking
garage is I mean, we know, we know the nazification of our parking
(02:07):
garage with the Gestapo, who willcome and jam a cell phone camera in
your face if they don't like theway you're conducting your business. So I
can't imagine they're just gonna let thatslide. If those parking cones don't belong
to the garage itself, I wouldagree with you normally, Matt, because
you know, they put cones infront of the first three spots. Maybe
I don't want to save them forsomebody that's coming for a fancy lunch or
a meeting. But these weren't thefirst three or four spots. These were
(02:29):
spots in the back corner by theair conditioning unit, where nobody has probably
parked in two and a half yearsuntil today, when this parking lot is
now all of a sudden gotten fullon P one. I had to freaking
park on P two for the firsttime since February of twenty twenty. That
is, you know, I mean, it's lonely down there. The hell
(02:51):
is going on some kind of likea leper and camp met or something down
there because it's been such a neglectedarea. And here's the best I'll leave
when the show's over. I amlegend down there. It's totally overgrown.
There's wildlife keep your head on aswivel. I'll leave it four forty five
and half those spots will be open. In fact, I bet you if
(03:12):
I went down right now before theshow started, I bet you most of
those spots are even open because allthese people leave and halfway through the day.
Listen is someone is we have thisis we are entering our seventeenth year
of doing this show. On manyoccasions pre COVID, we would make our
lap on P one and you know, you'd get your pootzo go flaccid because
(03:35):
there's nothing available, and you wouldtrack your ass all the way down to
P four. Yeah, and you'dhave to walk up four flights of stairs
or take that elevator of shame tothe concourse and then you know, go
up to the fourth floor to doour business. How many stairs total do
you think? Like you're talking aboutan extra what eight seconds for you to
(03:57):
drive your your little your little pickupand park it into one of those spots
and then walk up the stairs.Right. It's the principle of a matt
It's the fact that we were hereduring COVID and they weren't. Now they
come back and they take our goddamnparking spots. If you weren't here during
COVID, you park on P twoor below. I think that's fair.
I think that's a fair point.There should be some sort of seniority available.
(04:18):
I can get behind that, likeJohnny come lately, Hey, take
your rough in medicine for at leastsix months before you get the P one.
You should go on P. Four. Yeah, is that guy still
washing cars down there? I wonderif he's like anybody's told him he's a
corpse. He's just holding the armorAlti's a skeleton. I'm thinking about making
(04:41):
little stickers you can put inside yourwindow, like, Okay, you're cool
to park here, you were hereduring COVID. Oh you don't have a
sticker. You can't park here,Chris, get out of here. You
would really probably bring John Martin style. You could go person to person and
be like, here's your ticket,here's yours. Your If I brought it
up to the bosses, I alreadyknow his response, Kate, you gotta
get over this. Okay, we'reall back now working. We appreciate what
(05:02):
you did during the shutdown. Doyou you told me tanks were coming,
You told me there was gonna bein the National Guarden. They're gonna squeeze
in. People are trying to leavetheir house. It's gonna be like China.
They're gonna they're gonna bulch in andyou're gonna die in there, and
then they're gonna come clean up acorpse. The company gave us badges and
letters from the CEO saying we havepermission to move about like it's freaking red
(05:24):
dawn. Yeah, they're gonna startsa little bit tighter and tighter. I
didn't have to use it once.I want it out all the time.
I showed everybody like Wayne and Garth, They're going backstage at the house,
check it out. I'm I'm available, I can I can move about the
great Los Angeles and oh, theregoes a challenger that just drove by me
in one hundred and fifty miles anhour. As we're talking, I can
(05:47):
see salespeople ducking out early, oneat a time, like they're trying to
get out of here, go dosomething else. Well, Kate, it
feels like we want to have itboth ways, right. We have bitched
and moaned about the people. Theysay, I don't want to come,
man, I want to work athome. I've been effective. I don't
need to I don't need my office, I don't need that cubicle. I
don't need meetings. I can getmy business done at home. Why do
(06:08):
I have to come in? Webitched about that, like, hey,
f you, get your ass inhere since the guy can be part of
the team. And now that they'rehere, we're saying, hey f you,
we've been here through COVID. Getthe hell out. I'm sick of
seeing your stupid BMW with your kidson the honor roll sticker on the back
window. Yeah, no one caresabout your kid at the honor roll.
Yeah they have been twenty nineteen becausethey don't go to school anymore. Yeah,
(06:30):
they've all fallen behind the grade.Kids in Pig Pussy should be in
ninth grade. They're still in seventhgrade. They can't read. Yeah,
your kids sucks nineteen. So whatis the official position of the Petros and
Money Show. They're not allowed tocome in, or they're allowed to come
in, but they have to seedp one spot stop to us, no
cones. Maybe that's our position.Take that cone. You could sit on
(06:54):
that cone like mister slave in SouthPark. I still have my vest and
I still have my stop sign fromtraffic and Village Christian. I might just
pull it out and tell people keepit moving. Down to Pie two,
buddy, down to I don't rememberyou, get your your orange vast.
That's a good fall. Get theorange vash, collect the cones and then
just throw them in the back ofyour bitch pickup take them off. Come
(07:15):
on, all right, you gottago, guys. The show's about to
start, all right,
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