December 22, 2021 • 9 mins
The guys dive deeper into Fargo and Wyoming talk and why Cates wants to move and own his own ranch.
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(00:00):
It's time one last time before theend of the year, and pmmas goes
on operations shutdown, which really starteda few weeks ago. It's the before
the Show podcast. Hey, Ihave some reaction from Middle America. Matt,
Oh, we got the Fargo theFargo conversation from Fargo, Laramie,
Fargo, Laramie. Uh, kindof a middle middle of the the real
(00:26):
spacious states, we should say,because we were talking about the Wyoming coach
and his FMDJ girlfriend or wife excuseme, and this says, my girlfriend
is a Wyoming grad and she livesin Laramie. She thinks you're a bunch
of idiots, but now she's diggingthe Wyoming talk. Keep it up,
(00:47):
my man. So we got them. They're they're really egging asan We appreciate
that we have that going. Thereis somebody just like she just likes that
we were talking about him. Huh. Leah bowl is also the entirety of
(01:07):
prep work for the Mark Davis haircut. Leah Bowle, I appreciate that.
Do you think the folks at ninetynine point nine the Frog or Froggy we're
cutting into the ratings a little bitwith all this uh, Fargo talk.
I don't know. Look at thisone. This one says from nine one
two Fargo. I believe Money's Fargoaccent is spot on. It's a bit
(01:33):
less condescending when you're on the ground, but good. Nonetheless, although there's
a burger joint there in downtown Fargo, j L beers should not be slept
on. So we got that goingfor us. Okay, right, so
we got that guy in Fargo,and I think I think overall we've done
(01:53):
a great job celebrating the place.And I think at some point, if
our lives were in a different spot, that we could go on like some
kind of PMS American tour to someof these places that we love to talk
about, and we could start slow, like go to like Colinga, collig
A, you know, and yeah, and then we like slow town,
(02:20):
you know, Chico, Reno.What is it that that Tim Conway is
the adverts for? Is it?Is it? Mark Thompson RV? Yeah?
I don't want an RV. Well, I'm just saying, I mean,
if that's what we're gonna do,it's gonna be a heck of a
lot easier. Well, Fred's notgonna like that. I'm the r FEET
guy. Fred and Rodney are kindof sure, that's what they'd like to
(02:43):
be. But are they They saythey are, but are they? I
don't I don't know. I mean, I an RV doesn't really appeal to
me for sure. Well I understand, but I mean, if you want
to go like slow and fres No, it's kind of hard to do the
plain thing unless we got a privateAnd are we really the private Are we
really the private plane kind of peoplewe have been? Yeah, it's true.
(03:04):
Forcibly, it's true. Hey,guys, keep this in your in
mind. Here. It's not justan hour and a half drive from Fargo
to Laramie or vice versa. Itis a twelve hour drive. But that's
a jot. That's like going tothe Ralph store for those people. I
mean, you're going from southern Wyominext to the border of Colorado all the
way up to the Minnesota North Dakotaboard. Oh boy, that's nothing.
(03:30):
That's like a hip. That's likeplaying your rival. It's eight hundred three
miles between these two cities and she'sdoing that's a stone's throw for those people.
You don't know how those people live. And I'm surprised at you,
kates. No, no, I'mjust I'm just going a big boater for
this area. You want to moveto Yellowstone? I do. But it's
not like you just you know,hop skipping a jump and you're in the
next city. This is a fardistance between these two. Oh yeah,
(03:53):
that's fine. But remember we couldstop and Casper, you know, like
we can we can go Laramie toCasper and then we can hit up the
bad lands, you know, andthen we can make our way up towards.
It's not like we're taking a straightshot, you know, we're alternating.
I mean, why not. Whynot cruise through some south some Sodak,
some freaking Sioux Falls. I mean, we're going right through, right
(04:15):
through it. So what do youwhat you think they're gonna come after you
want? I watched the Thunderhart theother day with Val Kilmer, you know,
where he's on the reservation and itgets pretty hairy. Why you guys
never seen that one? No?No, I watched a show called Brockmeyer.
It was on Netflix. It's abouta guy who's a sheriff. No
(04:36):
one's ever seen Thunderhart. I sawthe Bell Kilmer doc that was pretty good.
Oh, I saw that one too. Did you see the Salt and
Sea and you didn't see Thunderhart?Because that's bs are you talking about the
talk about Val Kilmer? Yeah?What it turned out horrible for him.
I didn't see that any coming.Eight oh five says damn p you guys
(04:57):
are on full Smokoh another goddamn halfhour on Ryan Kelly or Kelly Ryan or
whatever your name is. I thinkit's compelling. Hey show her some respects.
She's after mid days kids. Likesit because that's where he wants to
live, right, But what wouldyou do there? Tim? Shoot?
I do radio apparel, you wouldradio everything. That's what he would do.
(05:17):
He would shoot things. Yes,do that. I do a little
bit. Likes to shoot things.What is ranchet? Like? What?
What? How do you define ranchet? Just watch Yellowstone. I'm my grip
on Yellowstone. Just ride around.I'd heard some cattle. You really think
you'd do that? Yeah? Idon't think you'd do I'd hire some people
to do it for sure. Andthen what are you around like, You're
(05:40):
not generating any money? What areyou doing out? I'm raising cattle for
slaughter, That's what I'm doing providingyou steaks to you and Joel Myers and
go out steaks's vaccinating your cows?Who's feed you? Gotta feed them,
you gotta keep them healthy. Bat, there's like all these regulations. You
can't just go out there and witha butter knife and kill your cows.
(06:02):
None of that stuff is on theshow. Okay, this is all You're
right, You're exactly right, Andthey'll show any of that stuff just looks
glamorous. It's not. I wouldn'tsay it's glamorous. Kidding me living off
nature. Well, I suppose whatthey portray is considered glamorous. But as
P said, vaccinating, medical,smating your arm, elbow, bicep deep
(06:28):
into the vagina of a cow holdinga huge turkey baster full of cow sperm.
That's what your life is. Isthat what you want? Is that
what you want? Or do youjust want to keep door dashing chick fil
at her bank that you put itthat way? Exactly? Tired of this
Yellowstone fantasy. You're the one whowants to go on a cross country drive
(06:49):
and a RVA. That might bethe way you have to do it.
I would meet you guys there andthen we would share stories of how we
got there. Somebody didn't make it, and I work came without a scalp.
He'd say, they got kids inthe Cheyenne Reservation. He scalped him.
(07:09):
What happened to Matt Hey got caughtup in Scott's bluff. He's got
a pretty sweet gig now host inmid days that because he's living off the
grid. Imagine if somebody took fastscalp and they'd be looking at it like
God, I swear this is likea Dolls scalp. Somebody weaved in it.
Out of this. You're not gonnabelieve this. Geez, that's not
(07:30):
even funny. This guy scalps likewe cut the head off a fucking cabbage
packet. Like the kids acknowledges you'regonna go through the reservation. I'm not
doing that. What's gonna happen,Kates, We're gonna shoot an arrow at
you. Jesus stop watching yellow.I love to go North Sandy Rock Indian
Reservation. This is story. We'renot gonna be able to jeeze with the
(07:55):
ladies in the car. I'm notsure. Oh wait, what does you
know? Let's stop. I mean, it's not like a fort Laramie.
We're going to Gates. I mean, it's it's modern world. We're you
know what, Normally I would saythat was just filling time. But it's
fair. It's fair that you said, is it. I don't know.
We haven't. We don't know.I know the winds sweep down the plane
(08:18):
pretty heavy. I just know,you know, if we got a shot
at hitting up the bad Lands,I'd like to hit up the bad Lands
the National Park. Yeah, I'llgo with you. Let's go Sodak no
Dak Wyoming. We're doing it allthe great planes. Let's go bad They
left a couple bachelorette contestants out therein the bath. Where's the Paddle'brian Hall
of Fame at by the Way?Bad Lands in a shitter? You like
(08:46):
that. There's a porter potty outthere the bad Lands. You go in
there, right? What about theCrazy Horse Memorial? We gotta hit that.
We've talked about that enough here.These are important things we all could
Yeah, and that is our wishfor Christmas. Have a great holiday,
everybody. That's the final before theShow podcast of the year. Don't ever
(09:07):
say we didn't do anything for awin.
It's time one last time before theend of the year, and pmmas goes
on operations shutdown, which really starteda few weeks ago. It's the before
the Show podcast. Hey, Ihave some reaction from Middle America. Matt,
Oh, we got the Fargo theFargo conversation from Fargo, Laramie,
Fargo, Laramie. Uh, kindof a middle middle of the the real
(00:26):
spacious states, we should say,because we were talking about the Wyoming coach
and his FMDJ girlfriend or wife excuseme, and this says, my girlfriend
is a Wyoming grad and she livesin Laramie. She thinks you're a bunch
of idiots, but now she's diggingthe Wyoming talk. Keep it up,
(00:47):
my man. So we got them. They're they're really egging asan We appreciate
that we have that going. Thereis somebody just like she just likes that
we were talking about him. Huh. Leah bowl is also the entirety of
(01:07):
prep work for the Mark Davis haircut. Leah Bowle, I appreciate that.
Do you think the folks at ninetynine point nine the Frog or Froggy we're
cutting into the ratings a little bitwith all this uh, Fargo talk.
I don't know. Look at thisone. This one says from nine one
two Fargo. I believe Money's Fargoaccent is spot on. It's a bit
(01:33):
less condescending when you're on the ground, but good. Nonetheless, although there's
a burger joint there in downtown Fargo, j L beers should not be slept
on. So we got that goingfor us. Okay, right, so
we got that guy in Fargo,and I think I think overall we've done
(01:53):
a great job celebrating the place.And I think at some point, if
our lives were in a different spot, that we could go on like some
kind of PMS American tour to someof these places that we love to talk
about, and we could start slow, like go to like Colinga, collig
A, you know, and yeah, and then we like slow town,
(02:20):
you know, Chico, Reno.What is it that that Tim Conway is
the adverts for? Is it?Is it? Mark Thompson RV? Yeah?
I don't want an RV. Well, I'm just saying, I mean,
if that's what we're gonna do,it's gonna be a heck of a
lot easier. Well, Fred's notgonna like that. I'm the r FEET
guy. Fred and Rodney are kindof sure, that's what they'd like to
(02:43):
be. But are they They saythey are, but are they? I
don't I don't know. I mean, I an RV doesn't really appeal to
me for sure. Well I understand, but I mean, if you want
to go like slow and fres No, it's kind of hard to do the
plain thing unless we got a privateAnd are we really the private Are we
really the private plane kind of peoplewe have been? Yeah, it's true.
(03:04):
Forcibly, it's true. Hey,guys, keep this in your in
mind. Here. It's not justan hour and a half drive from Fargo
to Laramie or vice versa. Itis a twelve hour drive. But that's
a jot. That's like going tothe Ralph store for those people. I
mean, you're going from southern Wyominext to the border of Colorado all the
way up to the Minnesota North Dakotaboard. Oh boy, that's nothing.
(03:30):
That's like a hip. That's likeplaying your rival. It's eight hundred three
miles between these two cities and she'sdoing that's a stone's throw for those people.
You don't know how those people live. And I'm surprised at you,
kates. No, no, I'mjust I'm just going a big boater for
this area. You want to moveto Yellowstone? I do. But it's
not like you just you know,hop skipping a jump and you're in the
next city. This is a fardistance between these two. Oh yeah,
(03:53):
that's fine. But remember we couldstop and Casper, you know, like
we can we can go Laramie toCasper and then we can hit up the
bad lands, you know, andthen we can make our way up towards.
It's not like we're taking a straightshot, you know, we're alternating.
I mean, why not. Whynot cruise through some south some Sodak,
some freaking Sioux Falls. I mean, we're going right through, right
(04:15):
through it. So what do youwhat you think they're gonna come after you
want? I watched the Thunderhart theother day with Val Kilmer, you know,
where he's on the reservation and itgets pretty hairy. Why you guys
never seen that one? No?No, I watched a show called Brockmeyer.
It was on Netflix. It's abouta guy who's a sheriff. No
(04:36):
one's ever seen Thunderhart. I sawthe Bell Kilmer doc that was pretty good.
Oh, I saw that one too. Did you see the Salt and
Sea and you didn't see Thunderhart?Because that's bs are you talking about the
talk about Val Kilmer? Yeah?What it turned out horrible for him.
I didn't see that any coming.Eight oh five says damn p you guys
(04:57):
are on full Smokoh another goddamn halfhour on Ryan Kelly or Kelly Ryan or
whatever your name is. I thinkit's compelling. Hey show her some respects.
She's after mid days kids. Likesit because that's where he wants to
live, right, But what wouldyou do there? Tim? Shoot?
I do radio apparel, you wouldradio everything. That's what he would do.
(05:17):
He would shoot things. Yes,do that. I do a little
bit. Likes to shoot things.What is ranchet? Like? What?
What? How do you define ranchet? Just watch Yellowstone. I'm my grip
on Yellowstone. Just ride around.I'd heard some cattle. You really think
you'd do that? Yeah? Idon't think you'd do I'd hire some people
to do it for sure. Andthen what are you around like, You're
(05:40):
not generating any money? What areyou doing out? I'm raising cattle for
slaughter, That's what I'm doing providingyou steaks to you and Joel Myers and
go out steaks's vaccinating your cows?Who's feed you? Gotta feed them,
you gotta keep them healthy. Bat, there's like all these regulations. You
can't just go out there and witha butter knife and kill your cows.
(06:02):
None of that stuff is on theshow. Okay, this is all You're
right, You're exactly right, Andthey'll show any of that stuff just looks
glamorous. It's not. I wouldn'tsay it's glamorous. Kidding me living off
nature. Well, I suppose whatthey portray is considered glamorous. But as
P said, vaccinating, medical,smating your arm, elbow, bicep deep
(06:28):
into the vagina of a cow holdinga huge turkey baster full of cow sperm.
That's what your life is. Isthat what you want? Is that
what you want? Or do youjust want to keep door dashing chick fil
at her bank that you put itthat way? Exactly? Tired of this
Yellowstone fantasy. You're the one whowants to go on a cross country drive
(06:49):
and a RVA. That might bethe way you have to do it.
I would meet you guys there andthen we would share stories of how we
got there. Somebody didn't make it, and I work came without a scalp.
He'd say, they got kids inthe Cheyenne Reservation. He scalped him.
(07:09):
What happened to Matt Hey got caughtup in Scott's bluff. He's got
a pretty sweet gig now host inmid days that because he's living off the
grid. Imagine if somebody took fastscalp and they'd be looking at it like
God, I swear this is likea Dolls scalp. Somebody weaved in it.
Out of this. You're not gonnabelieve this. Geez, that's not
(07:30):
even funny. This guy scalps likewe cut the head off a fucking cabbage
packet. Like the kids acknowledges you'regonna go through the reservation. I'm not
doing that. What's gonna happen,Kates, We're gonna shoot an arrow at
you. Jesus stop watching yellow.I love to go North Sandy Rock Indian
Reservation. This is story. We'renot gonna be able to jeeze with the
(07:55):
ladies in the car. I'm notsure. Oh wait, what does you
know? Let's stop. I mean, it's not like a fort Laramie.
We're going to Gates. I mean, it's it's modern world. We're you
know what, Normally I would saythat was just filling time. But it's
fair. It's fair that you said, is it. I don't know.
We haven't. We don't know.I know the winds sweep down the plane
(08:18):
pretty heavy. I just know,you know, if we got a shot
at hitting up the bad Lands,I'd like to hit up the bad Lands
the National Park. Yeah, I'llgo with you. Let's go Sodak no
Dak Wyoming. We're doing it allthe great planes. Let's go bad They
left a couple bachelorette contestants out therein the bath. Where's the Paddle'brian Hall
of Fame at by the Way?Bad Lands in a shitter? You like
(08:46):
that. There's a porter potty outthere the bad Lands. You go in
there, right? What about theCrazy Horse Memorial? We gotta hit that.
We've talked about that enough here.These are important things we all could
Yeah, and that is our wishfor Christmas. Have a great holiday,
everybody. That's the final before theShow podcast of the year. Don't ever
(09:07):
say we didn't do anything for awin.
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