PMS Before The Show Podcast (3/21)

Petros and Matt get listener reaction to Arby's new fish sandwich and Matt's adventures donating clothes and household items to charity.

Episode Transcript

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It's time for another edition of thePMS before the Show podcast. Yeah,
we haven't done this in a while. This is the second one. Matt
wasn't here for the first one,but this is the second one of twenty
twenty two. We'll try to dobetter. But there is a lot We
don't have enough time on the showbecause of mccronin coming on and the Alio

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Castro, Nevis and Vasset. Wehad to celebrate Vasse having Freddy Freeman on.
But during one of these breaks,Matt, we have to dress all
this good will talk. A lotof people, well, a lot of
art. The word of the daywas Arby's and the number of the day
was the Goodwill and both of them. A lot of people want to talk

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about RBS yeah and the hat signslooking beard and the general consensus is we
can get Arby's here hot if wedoor dash it, which is we can
do so if we do want todo that, that is so the door
dash will bring it from sunset tous in one of them foiled right,
Let's do that. So we havethat going, let's do that. We'll

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do that this week. There's alsosome talk about Woodcock, oh yeah,
and Cockburn. Yeah, Cockburn isthe Illinois basketball player that goes by Coburn,
but his name is clearly Cockburn.Olivia Wild's real name Cockburn Cockburn.
She changed it and the Cockburns wereloved and revered in Britain and Olivia.

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Just not okay, you're Cockburn.One of my friends had the last named
Woodcock, and she married a guywith the last name Curl, so the
wedding headline was Woodcock Curl Wedding.You know, there's like three hundred people

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that joined the PMS F one uhfantasy League. I screwed up. I
didn't get my team together in timefor Bob Rain, I did. I
getting here today to Elio. Igot shamed by a neighbor trying to throw
away some old window blinds in ourcommunity dumpster. She said I should take
it the Goodwill. Damn thing won'tfit in my car. No, wait,
good Will wants it. I'm goingClandestino some night and dropping that at

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a dumpster. Wear it, nosyneighbor. F that neighbor. We talked
about Goodwill earlier as well, andhow they turn you away and how it's
a great victory when they take allof your stuff, and when you feel
humiliated when they tell you they won'ttake something. But that's somebody's mom told
you to suck a D, Matt, because well we can say you can

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say the whole thing. Yeah.Well no, she wrote suck a D,
wrote s a D. And thenshe wrote tell Matt suck that D.
And she was upset because she says, they're out there at the Goodwill
outdoors and the elements, they havethree times as much work. I'm giving
you hundreds of dollars worth of stuffto sell to benefit Goodwill and the community.
I've done my job, now youmust do yours. I mean,

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should you feel great about yourself givenstuff to the good Will or should the
good Will feel great about accepting that'sthe question. I want to get rid
of the stuff. I mean,I want my square footage back, you
know, so I want to getrid of it. So I'm thankful for
them, but I'm also perturbed andhumiliated and angered when they turn it away.
It's like people will buy this,Well, why am I here?

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But if you don't, if youdon't want it, right, why am
I here? And I walk throughthe aisles of the good Will and I
see what they have, and I'mlike, this is crap, Like there's
a there's a ton of crap inhere that no one will ever buy.
And yet you're turning away my airpurifier. For what reason someone will buy
that air purifier? But they didtake it this time, which may be

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very excited. Well that's the thing. I think. It's just Oh look
at dude. All the good Willshave backdoor drop offs. You just drop
it off and grab a slip andyou right in your own ship. So
this is a backdoor drop off,this one in Long Beach that I go
to. But there's still dudes there, there's still working. And every now
and then it depends who you get. Sometimes you get someone that's just got
a heart on to get rid ofyou. I took years of accumulated crap

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to the desert, the Mormon versionof the Goodwill. They took everything in
bags and boxes sight unseen and gaveme a blank tax receipt. I could
have been giving the bags of deadcats and they would never have known.
That's good information. Man. Thedesert, wherever you gotta go, is

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that what it's called the desert?The Mormon version? Oh no, I
would assume he was said the desert, right, I took my crap out
to the desert, the Mormon versionof the good Will. Oh it's called
the desert. I bet a loadof it is just he just had a
he had like a weird kind ofmirage hallucination and gave dropped a bunch of
stuff up in the middle of thebluff. He desert. That is another

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lane to all of this. Bythe way, the stuff they won't take.
The stress and the fear that youhave when you go to a dumpster
and you're like, oh God,hand on us, swell as anybody watching
are their security cameras. I'm justtrying to throw away this tiny bit of
trash that will take up almost nothingof this dumpster. Yet if I get

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caught, I feel like I'm gonnago to jail for five years. Roll
up to the good Will with yourbroken pinball machine and see what they say.
That's a great call. What wouldthey say? I don't know.
Roll up to a dumpster and tryto throw it in there. See what
happens. Oh, here it is. I found it listening in the car
with my mom, who volunteers theirSundays. She says they have to do
three times of the work and doit outdoors in the elements. A lot

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of people throw straight up trash init, She says. Matt should s
a d. Suck that d.Matt. By the way, not that
I didn't appreciate your mother, butwhat fucking elements? You live in California?
Well, let me see where ismy god? She has allergies like
Ronnie in the elements. Hey,fuck, your mother's feeling exactly the elements.

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It's rain once this entire years rainedon Saturday night. The elements have
to work in the elements three timesis hard, Matt. I'm not saying
it's not came from the six fiveoh, but the element? Where's the

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six five? Oh? Probably freakingland there are elements, said they look
up the six five, I'm gonnahave to correct and retract. If it's
the six five oh. If that'slike Bay Area, f you Indian summer,
San Francisco Bay, who cares youback there? You? Well,

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okay, there's that. We gotit all worked out. Goodwill versus Salvation.
Goodwill is for profit and Salvation Armyis a charity company, which probably
is why they try to act snootyabout your stuff. Trying to make some
money goodwill for profits. So they'lltake your mom's volunteer work, but I'll
make their own money. How doesthat make you feel? Your mom's a

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volunteer, they're using your mom exactlyright? Tell Goodwill to s that d
Yeah. Remember what your mom doesafter you go to sleep on the weekends.
Remember how mom puts foot on thetable. Right, yeah, I
think you're so high in myney Elementsa Bay Area HBO lover cleaning up the

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poop. Stop, I'm drinking beer, but hello, exactly right? All
right, there's a before the showpodcast. How about that