TD&L Full Show For Friday- All Jacked Up

On today's show Laura pulled off changing a tire in record time. We also hung out with comedian Felipe Esparza and a brand new Dumbass of the Day!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You list you Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yo, Yo, what's happening. It is Friday, May sixteenth, twenty
twenty five. Tanner Drew, Laura, We are live. Hey, Hey,
I'm so ready for this weekend.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Man.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah, this weekend kind of looks not great with in
terms of weather.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
But next weekend's looking snap.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Which is good because next weekend is Memorial Day weekends.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
Just in time. Enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
If you're a rain person, enjoyed today, in this weekend
and the majority of next week, but then next weekend
is going to be absolutely magical. So just keep your
eye on the price. That's what I do. And I'm like,
I get kind of bummed out in this weather, you know,
like I get that seasonal depression stuff.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
So especially when we have when we've gotten such a
tease of nice weather.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Yeah, I think you're going to be kind alright. This afternoon,
we've got carnival from my kids. It's like the all
the blow up stuff at the school and it's all outdoor.
So I've been eyeballing this weather and it looks like
overnight it's going to rain, but we might get you
might get a nice little evening first. Okay, So if
you can sniff it out. Hopefully at least my fingers

(01:08):
are crossed for that. Well, hopefully it'll it'll stay dry
this morning because later on today Laura lug Nut Laura, Yeah,
is going to attempt to change a tire. This happened,
This kind of came up on the show yesterday. Well,
we started talking about it off their earlier this week,
but yesterday we started talking about on the air, can
Laura change a tire? And this morning we will find
out fat Thor is going to be driving down here

(01:28):
with his Mercedes, that's right, and he's going to bring
the jack and all that stuff, and we're going to
see how long it's going to take. Now, I think
most people yesterday said Laura's going to do this, Laura's
going to pull it off. Yeah, everyone's everyone's fairly confident
Laura's going to do it. But how long is it
going to take her to do it is a question?

Speaker 6 (01:45):
Yeah, that is the big question.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
Can she haul the mail?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
We did bet yesterday everyone put in like twenty bucks
and just just a friendly bet and beef water bet
thirty minutes that Laura could change the tire in thirty
minutes or less. I guess it's just thirty minutes, right, yeah,
not last just thirty minutes. Drew picked thirty eight minutes.
I picked forty two minutes. And the only reason I
gave her more is because she yesterday said, well, I
want to read the user manual.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Yeah, which I've kind of changed my stance on that.

Speaker 6 (02:15):
I may still read the user manual. It all depends
what this stupid jack looks like.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Because and also if Fatthor has the user manual, I mean, yeah,
that's exacting knows if he even has that, we haven't even.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Thought of that.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
There's a good chance, well it would be in his
best interest to have the user manual, because if I
get in there and I don't know how to use
the equipment, I mean, I'm just going.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
To trial and error, baby. So court said that you're
gonna be able to do it in twenty minutes. Yeah,
our good friend and listener mcdee as I said thirty
six minutes. So we'll see today eight o'clock this morning,
Laura's gonna attempt.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
To change the tire.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
You'll be able to watch this on our Instagram live stream,
so follow us at one of five nine in the
brud Dot count.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Laura's in her overalls this morning. Yeah, oh, I haven't
even seen this.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
What do you think?

Speaker 5 (02:58):
It looks pretty authentic.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
She looks like Mario.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
They're very they're very clean.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
Well, not for long. I'm to be rolling around in
the dirt. But I was gonna go big and get
like some car heart car heart hat on. I know,
but like car heart stuff is expensive.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
The hat's affordable.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
Yeah, I can do the hat. I'm not paying one
hundred dollars for some car heart overall, so these will
have to do.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
They look good.

Speaker 7 (03:24):
Well.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
The eight o'clock this morning at one of five nine
the brew or at Tanner Jew and Laura on the Grain.

Speaker 7 (03:32):
Stores.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
It's now time to go around the room sharing what
we think. The biggest stories of the day are, Drew,
you want to kick this off?

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Yeah, the big story to me is the Portland Timbers
are introducing advanced recycling. Them and Bold Reuse are expanding
what you can do at the park as far as
reusable food wear. The recycling systems being used in the
premium seating as of now, a reusable vessel is being

(04:00):
used throughout the stadium. Now the foodwear is embedded with
technology to do real time inventory tracking. It's kind of
like you know when you have an electric toothbrush and
the smart ones will tell you when it's time to
change the brush. It's going to be like that with
the food wear. So it won't mean so much to
you when you toss your food in the recycling. But

(04:23):
a test last year showed that forty thousand single use
cups were taken out of the garbage and eliminated two
thousand pounds of waste. Wow, so that's pretty impressive. We're
on our way to maybe a little better treatment of
the planet.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
I think the big story of the day is US
Customs and Border Protection seized about seven hundred and fifty
cartons of cigarettes from two cruise passengers in California who
the hall included Newport one hundreds, Marblo reds, Marblo Silver,
it's hard to say, mar Marlboro, Marboro whatever, anyway, a
bunch of other cigarettes, and the pair when the per

(05:01):
returned from Mexico. They say large quantities of cigarettes are
considered commercial and not for personal use.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
The woman had receipts but did not have an importer permit.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
The cigarettes were seized.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
They will be destroyed and they were valued at about
sixty thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
Wow, you think about cigarettes now in this country or
like anywhere, even overseas, they're so expensive. So he can
get them from somewhere cheap and bring them in. That's
a lot of cash. Sixty k for sure.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
I don't know how they thought they were going to
get away with that, but nice try. I think the
big story is that Creed he is going to be
at Cascades Amp Theater aka the Tanner Drew and Laura
Amp Theater on August thirteenth, and Three Doors Down was
supposed to be on the bill as well, but we
know that Brad Arnold, their lead singer, cannot tour right
now because he's undergoing treatment for this stage four cancer

(05:54):
that he was recently recently diagnosed with.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Kennys.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yeah, and it sounds like maybe it's I don't know,
I do on it. He's deep speak out of turn,
but yeah, so he's he's out for the tour to
get treatment and we have a replacement. Dawtrey is going
to be replacing Three Days Down on this tour.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
I feel like Daughtry been on every bill.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
I'll give him credit. Man he's stepping it up.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
He's got some uh, you know, he's got some I
don't want to call him bangers, but yeah, you know, he.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
Has found a way to grind.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
He's got he's got some nodters.

Speaker 6 (06:31):
There you go. He's got some toe tappers.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
Yeah, you got a couple of toe tappers.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Those tales hard, Yeah, but I mean it's not something
I like, I would run out to buy.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
But when it comes on the radio, I don't turn
it off.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
You know.

Speaker 6 (06:42):
Home, I've seen a soldier hug his wife. Yeah, but
that's I mean, he's going to be there.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
So all right, more of those stories at one five
nine the brew dot Com. This hour's keyword for your
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Speaker 3 (07:02):
You've got until seven.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
Am to get to them. But I wouldn't waste any time.
Thirty you know, thirty seconds is all it's going to take,
and you could score a thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
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Speaker 1 (07:14):
You're listening to or.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Drew and Laura Dinner Drew and Laura eight o'clock this morning.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Laura is going to going to attempt to change a tire.
She hasn't done it in over ten years. We were
talking about it off the air at the end of
the day and then on the air yesterday, like can
Laura do it? And if she can, which I think
most people yesterday said you could, how long is it
going to take? We'll find out at eight o'clock this morning,
and I'm very excited Laura's rocking her overalls today.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
How do they feel? You haven't worn overalls in a
long time.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
I guess I haven't worn overalls probably since before the
last time I changed a tire. It's been a long time.
But it feels weird because it kind of feels like
you're not wearing pants.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
I think I hear them clicking.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
Yeah, Oh, she's definitely she's.

Speaker 6 (07:57):
Doing But it is because they're just like kind of
you're just kind of out there, you know. It's weird.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
When I was when I was like in high school,
I thought girls and overalls were so hot, like, but
now it's just they just look at farmers to me.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
Yeah, I remember I made the mistake in sixth grade.
I had the overalls and if you remember, people would
wear either one or both of the things down. Yeah,
if you wore both of them down. People didn't realize
he had to wear a belt on the outside of
your gene.

Speaker 7 (08:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
Mine have belt loops, and I'm like, who wears a
belt with overall holes?

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Like, let's see one of them down like a gangsta?

Speaker 6 (08:33):
Okay, uh huh, there you go.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
Yeah, the gang Very ninety three Street. Yeah, you're not
going to a J Love video. Yeah, not the pop off,
but the fly Girls and that Ben.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
We are streaming video.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
If you want to watch what's happening in real time
at one of five nine the Brew, just click on Tanner,
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Let's do this real quick.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
And now Drew and Laura's dumbass.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Of the day this.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
You know, I think this guy could be a tweak
of the week. But he wasn't arrested for anything like that.
But just based on what he was arrested for and
his mugshot.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
You're gonna put him in that category.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
His name is James Calavas, Okay, and he's a sixty
year sixty six year old Georgia man. And he was
arrested Sunday for obscenity after police discovered him pleasuring himself
instead of a display store, a storage shed at a
Low's whoa at a Lowe's home improvement store in Louisiana,
cops responded to a call after they saw I guess

(09:31):
that a naked man was inside one of the sheds.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah, and so people either.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
He either walked under naked or like he probably took
his clothes off in there.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Yeah, and then everybody spot.

Speaker 6 (09:43):
Popped their head in the door, and the oh, sorry, sir,
this just looks.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Like a good shit, Oh my god, this one's occupot.
I mean, you know, in his old tweaky defense, he
tried to get behind closed doors. I mean, he wasn't
just wondering the lot.

Speaker 6 (09:57):
He was so rudely interrupted.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
He had a little ship.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
After examining several sheds, officers discovered the man lying on
his back on the floor of one shed, with his
pants down around his ankles and an open bottle of
vasoline right by his side.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
Man, and he was right in the middle of it.

Speaker 6 (10:14):
He was.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
He was right in the middle of.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
It, going at it.

Speaker 6 (10:16):
He had a plan.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
He acknowledged that, yes, I was. I was fapping inside
of the shed.

Speaker 6 (10:23):
Well, how do you deny it red handed.

Speaker 7 (10:25):
Yeah he was.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Also he says he was watching YouTube and I'm just
assuming he was like on porn hub or something.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
Yeah, just checking out YouTube.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
He was arrested, arrested for obscenity and booked into the
city jail. This guy, you know, he does have a
history of.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
Fapping in public.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
I don't know if it was fapping in public, but
just he's got a history with the police department.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
Yeah, this isn't his first bad decision. Surprise, surprise.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
So, Drew, you have a lot of sheds in your backyard.
Do you ever get away back there just to have
a private moment?

Speaker 5 (10:53):
You know, I wish that I had had heard this
story before I put so many shelves in there. Yeah,
it's not a very spacious that you And after a
few seasons, see the Low's shed is nice and clean,
Yours has bugs.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
And come look at his mugshot too. He just looks,
you know, he looks a bit ashamed. I mean, as
he should be.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
I'm feeling like maybe Drew could maybe purchase another shed
and it could be the designated fat shed.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Can you get like, is the shed that he was
caught in for discount?

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Now?

Speaker 6 (11:21):
Like it would have to be because it's contaminated.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, oh man, like listen, shed fapper, just uh face
the camera.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
You know everybody, You know a lot of people get
excited about a shed, especially if it's like a tough
shed or something.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
True.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
Maybe it's one of those sheds with the bar on
the outside.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
This could have nothing to do with sex and everything
to do with shed.

Speaker 6 (11:43):
You know. Yeah, don't kink shame.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Beautiful shelves, beautiful space.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
And maybe this one had that little, that little awning
up there, sweet trim.

Speaker 6 (11:53):
Wow thinking about it.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Tell you haven't driven through a Low's and at least
winked at one of those. Oh yeah, you're right.

Speaker 6 (12:06):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Sometimes a good time goes too far. We should put
the mugshot online, Laura, if you want to.

Speaker 6 (12:12):
Yeah, my own, my I can't. I can't believe he
brought his own vasline.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
I mean that is really man, he knew that. That
screams intent. Oh yeah, I don't even think you can
buy vasoline inside loads. You listen here, s I'm about
to slide you open your doors on those rolling hinges.
Oh my god, double barn doors. See what you're doing?

Speaker 7 (12:37):
Speak to me?

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Sad speak to Oh, you can't speak to me. Just
squeaked me.

Speaker 6 (12:40):
Then squeak those doors, squeaked me.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
That shed squeaking.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Oh you're twenty percent off this weekend. Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
Oh, shed sales, shed sales the sexiest thing.

Speaker 6 (12:55):
Iver talk dirty, talk dirty to me, and buy dirty,
I mean in discount.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
He said.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
The cops knew this guy. He could have grinded shed
upon shed.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Tell me about the square footage of this shed.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
Oh my god, let's picture up there and home depot.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
All right, he's a weird concerning to me, I ad man,
I feel weird about this now.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
One of five nine in the BRI dot coms a
website will have the mug shot up here in just
a few minutes.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
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It's frustrating, but it's true. They like to tell you
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(13:40):
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(14:08):
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Speaker 5 (14:25):
Dot and now Bruce Sport Bruce, here's Drew he well.
Last night in the NBA, it was staving off elimination.
That was the game plan for the Denver Nuggets. The
only problem Jamal Murray was sick. He had an illness
that had him questionable for this game. But when it

(14:47):
push came to Cheve, he said there was no way
he was going to miss this one. And when you
look at a guy during warm ups, I was watching
them warm up right before the game, you can tell
when they're just too sick to do it. He looked
like he still had a little killer instinct in his eye,
and that's exactly what he had. Is he had a
huge night, leading the Nuggets to a victory on his

(15:10):
twenty five points, enforcing a game seven. Now, of course
after the game, everyone wanted to talk about his illness,
but really on his mind was all the other role
players on his team. Go I brought the right energy,
not just making saws, but they're intensive focus.

Speaker 8 (15:24):
So awareness on what's going on around them, and we
need every much of this so or anymore and know
it's nice.

Speaker 5 (15:30):
It's another step in the right direction. But we got
a huge game in two days now. That game will
be a Saturday Night special with a winner take saw
loser goes home situation in OKAC. Tonight, another elimination game though,
with the Celtics and Knicks head to head five o'clock
on ESPN. It's a nice little weekend. You also get

(15:50):
a UFC event that's on ESPN Plus. So if you
want to watch some of the bangers in the UFC,
go at it without having to pay the premium, this
one is for you. Also, we'll update the PGA Championship
later on this morning. There's the sports all right.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
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Speaker 7 (16:12):
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you could score one thousand bucks. All right, coming up
later on today, Laura lugnut. Laura's gonna attempt to change
a tire for the first well first time in like
a while, over ten years at least, that's.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Long enough to kind of forget.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
So we'll figure out if she can do it so
later on this morning. Also, Felipe A. Sparza is going
to be in the studio later on today. He's going
to be to Heal you all weekend, but we'll have
him in here first. There are a couple of text
messages coming in on a McLoughlin Cheverley text line. You know,
in the last segment, we're talking about the shed fapper. Yeah,
the guy who was caught at a Low's home improvement
store in a shed just fapping away.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
He had some vasoline. I guess he's watching the internet.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
Got a little excited he was arrested.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Paige said, vasoline gross Never I have ointment for drice
for dry skin areas, so he's not a vasoline guy.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
That was what he took away.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
From the store. Yeah, I was gonna say that's the
part you're grossed out by. Now. Granted I'm not a
vasoline guy either, but you know, maybe the shed part,
maybe the parking lot.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
I do feel like the vasoline though, makes everything a
little slippery. Why don't you some lurtion instead?

Speaker 5 (17:36):
It's just a bad idea.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Fifty seventy three says, if the shed is squeaking, don't
come a peeking. This one says, shed stories. Guess how many?
He's probably got a lot, this guy. You know how
many times.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Did he get away?

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Clear?

Speaker 5 (17:47):
Yeah, you retreat to his shed when you got nothing else.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
This one says, it's a new definition of wax shack.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
So there you go. That's the one that's the winner.
There you go.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Is the picture of that guy's much on online?

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (17:59):
I just put it out so good one.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Of five nine in the dot com, Go check out
the shed fapper.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
He's definitely on the wall. Also at Low's if you
want to see it. He's not allowed back. All right,
we're gonna check your talk back messages in a bit.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Hang on, you're listening to Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
A lot of good stuff on the website at one
of five nine the brew dot com. Like our Donkey
Show podcast from yesterday. It's the show after the show,
totally unedited and uns censored. Go check that out.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Also a lot of movies.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Are in theaters this weekend, and we can check out
the trailers online, Like Final Destination Bloodlines is in theaters today.

Speaker 6 (18:33):
It's the last time a Final Destination movie came out.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
I feel like it's been a while.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
I might have to go.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
Aren't there thirty of these?

Speaker 6 (18:39):
There are a live Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Here's a clip from Final Destination Bloodlines.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
I held him off for years, Charlie, get up here.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
He's a relentless son of a well stop till he
finishes the job. Whoa death is coming for our family?

Speaker 5 (19:08):
Yes, oh.

Speaker 6 (19:13):
My god.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
This has got a great rating on ron Tomatoes.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Really, dude, I can't believe the rating of Final Destination
Bloodlines and ron Tomatoes. It's got the Tomato meter is
ninety three percent. The audience scores ninety percent.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
You know what this means. This isn't the end. Oh no,
there isn't the Final Destination.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
One Destination nine more times after.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
This promised in like two thousand and one. So I
guess it's the kids in the trailer. It's the kids
of the people who didn't die, who cheated death in
the original movies, and.

Speaker 6 (19:45):
So now just coming for you passed it on.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
Death is going to come get you his Honestly, they
dodged what a successful franchise like. Even when I was
driving to work this morning, there was a truck with
like some metal bars hanging out the back, and I
was like, nope, because Final Death it's a nation.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
Yeah you know, So, I mean, I don't know. I
might have to I might have to go see this one.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Hey, Ron Tomato score is it's dogs with that score.
Go check out the trailer for that one of five
nine in the Brune dot Com. Also, there's a trailer
for Hurry Up Tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
Oh, that's the Weekends movie.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
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we thought we were done with that.

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It is you, Drew and Laura, all right, come up
in one hour, our our very own lady, Laura Lugnut.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
Laura is going to be attempting to change a.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Tire, yeah, on Fat Thor's car, and it's a first
time she's changed a tire in over ten years. You know,
It's funny because we a lot of questions are like,
why aren't you guys letting her use your car? Or
why isn't she using her car to jack up? It's complicated, okay, Yeah,
so for the most part, nobody here wanted to allow
Lord to use the car because I think they were

(21:16):
just worried that she might screw it up. But also
like she can't use drew and ized car because our
cars have special like you need a special key for
those Toyota wheels and that would mess with your tongue.

Speaker 6 (21:28):
Drew as a smirk on his face. He's got the
key in his car.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
It might be in my car. I didn't look for
it because I didn't want to do it. But you know,
it was decided pretty quickly, and I, you know, and
Beef Water I could snip that he was willing to
use his car. Yeah, I was down.

Speaker 7 (21:42):
You.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
It just pivoted very quickly in the meeting and I
was just like, whatever else.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah, at that point I'd already reached out to Fat
thor And and he agreed.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
So, and he's got a Mercedes that he's going to
drive down today.

Speaker 6 (21:51):
Which is so messed up that you guys went out
of your way. It feels to.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Make me change a tire on a car that is
different than all the other cars.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
Let's not just have you jump out from in front
of the bus because you were very quick to take
your car out of the running Yeah, I mean it
was actually first to do.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
So, yeah, why not your car? I mean, shouldn't be.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
They're really tight?

Speaker 6 (22:12):
Okay, this and I would have done my car. I
would have preferred to do my car, but I have
been told that you need like special equipment to get
the lug nuts off my car.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
Like the dude, these things are stripped so bad you
need a special The.

Speaker 6 (22:26):
Dude who did my breaks was like, why would he.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
Just give you the Dow lug nuts? At that point?
You buy new ones.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
He ordered them, and then I never got a call
back and I never followed out, So you know, okay,
I mean I guess the terrace probably probably.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Well, all right, Well, Laura in about an hour, we're
going to find out.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Do you do you know? I guess where you're going
to jack to? Where you're going to jack the car
up at?

Speaker 5 (22:51):
Do you like?

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Do you know which tire are you going to take?

Speaker 6 (22:54):
I'm going to do a rear tire.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
I think people were suggesting the rear tires.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
Yeah, and I think I watched a couple of YouTube videos. Unfortunately,
the jack seems to be different in several of the
videos that I watch, So I.

Speaker 6 (23:10):
Think, I think, I know, I feel like.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
The jack is going to be too self explanatory though.

Speaker 6 (23:15):
Yeah, but it's different. It's not jack.

Speaker 7 (23:17):
It's also a wild card, you know what I mean?

Speaker 8 (23:18):
There is like three versions and so they're not all
yeah and so.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
And it's not I don't think it's going to be
just a scissor jack that comes with like a car
like you and ice car.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
Dude is going to have a nice little jack. I'm
guessing if he's got the one from the car, I'm
guessing it's a nice jack. They don't lift Mercedes with
a seven dollars. It comes with a red carpet that
you roll out.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
Yeah, I'm hoping.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
So, I'm hoping so, but I mean if if, if
what I think is going to happen happens, then I'm good. Okay,
it's just a matter of when I open the trunk,
what's going to be in there?

Speaker 5 (23:52):
Right, we know three children, you had a minimum. There's
gonna be a lot of junk in Fator's trunk. I
hope it's gott like, you know, that authentic feel where
she's got to do a little moving around back there. Yeah,
trying to get to thirty eight minutes here. We got
some talk back messages coming in through our iHeartRadio app
downloaded for your cell phone today and send us a
message good morning, broke group. So wasn't her having to

(24:15):
find that special key be part of the challenge though?

Speaker 7 (24:20):
Now it's in your.

Speaker 5 (24:21):
Vehicles, it's in with the with the wrench and the jack.

Speaker 7 (24:29):
It should be in like a little baggy.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
Yeah, we're overthinking.

Speaker 6 (24:32):
Yeah, it's not necessary. It's not a scavenger hunt. It's like,
can I change it to higher like.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
First in the parking lot, you gotta find my keys?

Speaker 6 (24:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Right, so all right, in about an hour, we're gonna
do this. I'm excited. It's just a matter of everyone
thinks she's gonna do it as a matter of how long. Again,
I think she'll do it in forty two minutes. The
only reason I added more time is because she plans
on reading the Usier manual. Drew said thirty eight minutes,
Beef said thirty minutes, Court said twenty minute. It's and
our listener Mickdee said thirty six minutes.

Speaker 8 (25:03):
So why didn't you just look for the manual online
last night and have all the time.

Speaker 7 (25:08):
That you wanted?

Speaker 6 (25:08):
Well, because I don't know what kind of car. I mean,
I know it's a Mercedes, but I don't know what.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
I don't know the marshal.

Speaker 6 (25:14):
I don't know the year.

Speaker 5 (25:16):
That's kind of that's a wild card too, because there
are so many different Mercedes and not knowing the year
that's huge, right. I think it could be a ninety four.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Yeah, what do you think is going to happen to be?

Speaker 6 (25:29):
If?

Speaker 3 (25:29):
What do you prediction?

Speaker 8 (25:30):
I think the biggest hurle that she's going to have
out out of the gate is getting the boot off
of his cars.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
That's gonna har on it, like I didn't bring my
well circular saw to get this off.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
If outfit is anything, it's gonna help her because those
are tell me if I'm wrong. Brand new overalls, and
it looks like that the tag's been off that car
har Hat for about seven minutes.

Speaker 6 (25:50):
I actually I had this car.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
Har Hat really nice. Yeah, I'm gonna call Fathor authentic.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
What I should have done is bought the the tan
Carhart Beanie. You know that everyone owns now Yeah?

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (26:03):
Or it's like, am I a forklift operator?

Speaker 5 (26:05):
Or am I just you gotta go roll around some
oil or something?

Speaker 6 (26:07):
Your scam?

Speaker 5 (26:08):
I think it was dirtier. I'd change my time.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
But it looks like a rub some coffee grounds on
her bags. So that'll look that'll look. Hey, fat or
good morning.

Speaker 6 (26:16):
He sounds hungry.

Speaker 5 (26:19):
Morning. Hey, all right? You sound why you sound so
sad this morning?

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (26:26):
I just woke up, But you're in your car.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
He was probably in the side of the street by
the airport.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
Oh I'm driving. Oh my god, I got attention. I
just woke up. All right, Well listen, get here, be
safe and I'm coming.

Speaker 7 (26:46):
Do you.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
I'm by the taker to exit.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Thank he's really tired. Fat Thorard. We never actually talked
to you. Do you think Laura is going to be
able to jack your car? Up and change the tire.

Speaker 6 (26:59):
I think that.

Speaker 9 (27:00):
I mean, it's not rocket science.

Speaker 7 (27:01):
And she's a lot smarter than most people I know.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
So thanks, thanks fat thor throwing compliments early. We haven't
seen any word.

Speaker 6 (27:08):
Yeah, now I'm nervous.

Speaker 7 (27:10):
He said, he just woke up.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
He doesn't know he pronounced the city. Well do we do?
We want to ask him?

Speaker 6 (27:16):
Come on, no, no, you want to get to I
wanted to.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
How about just tell us? Tell us the year of
your Mercedes.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
I think that's it's kind of good that she doesn't
know because she's going to have to just fly blind.
There's no last minute videos. Yeah, and actually that will
help my time because you need a long time.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
And what are you got forty forty two minutes?

Speaker 5 (27:39):
That's also the year of the car. Oh, she's stopping,
she's stopping. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Hey, listen, I hope that she's you know, better than
I give her credit for.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
I think you're gonna do it. It's just how long?

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Yeah, I know, but maybe she's got you know, like
she she's been, she was dumped not too long ago.
She's probably get some anger built up and she could
just live that tire right off. You might break the
tire like I got something.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
To prove here.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Think about that, dude, Just rip it off like it
was his head.

Speaker 6 (28:05):
Like you said, I wasn't wifey material.

Speaker 7 (28:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:10):
Watch you didn't really tell you that did no, but
that was it felt that way.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Jeez.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
All right, fat Thor drive safe.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
We'll get here.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Well, we'll see when you get here.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
Rather, buddy, there is fat Thor, the fattest of thors
en route.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
All right, we're gonna stream this on Instagram, so if
you're not following us already, do so. At one of
five nine the Brew dot com or add Tanner, Drew
and Laura and I forget eight o'clock this morning, Laura
will attempt to change the tire. Comedian fleepas Spars is
gonna be in studio here in minutes. It's one of
five nine the Brew, Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
You're listening Drew and Laura.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
Drew and Laura Poor Lyn's rock Station. One of five
nine the Brew. It's Tanner to and Laura. We got
a few more talkbacks, Laura from people chiming in giving
you a little bit of advice for your tire change.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
It's gonna come up here in about forty five minutes,
Lawy's going to attempt to change a tire for the
first time in over ten years. She's even wearing her
overalls today. Yes, to give a really real, authentic it feel.
It feels right.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
I mean it's too clean of an outfit to be
truly authentic, but it's right up. It's like the movie version,
right exactly. You work. You work as a mechanic, but
have clean glok. The dude who shows up to the
job site with clean boots usually gets made fun of.

Speaker 6 (29:24):
I'm just gonna before I get down there, I'm gonna
go roll in the dirt.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
Okay, that's good, Sack. We have some talk about here to.

Speaker 10 (29:30):
My biggest worry would be getting the tire out of
the trunk. They have those weird locks in them sometimes,
these little twisty locks, and I can never get them off.
So a girl, before you get on there, make sure
that you do some research on how to get the
tire unlocked from under their their little locking bullshit in
the trunk.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Well, she said the s words, you can, so yeah,
she's talking about the locking of the spare spare.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
The plan is not actually to use the spare I'm
just gonna take the factory tire off and put it
back on because I'm a assuming that fat thora doesn't
want to drive home with a doughnut on his car.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
I mean, you know, we'll have to ask.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Hey, I don't even know if he has a spare,
but question it would, you know, because the whole idea
was she just takes the tire completely off and then
and then she just puts it back on.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
I feel like would almost be more challenging because of
the size of Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
But and also it looked, you know, it look good
just having the spare little spare wheel on his Mercedes.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
Yeah, I'm not I'm not putting the tire back on though.
If that's the case, well.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
And I'm not sure where the spare is on that
if it's in the trunk or if it's underneath, I
would guess it's in the trunk, but.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
You'll assume it's with all we'll find out here in
a few minutes.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
But follow us on the gram at one of five
nine the Brew or at Tanner Jew and Laura, because
we will have video and pictures.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
I think we're gonna stream live, so make sure you're
checking that out.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
All right.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Coming up next, comedian Felipe A. Sparza, super funny dude. Man,
He's going to be at Helium all this weekend, but
he'll be in studio with us coming.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Up right after Metallica.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
You'll be able to watch the entire thing on our
live stream thanks to video only at one of five
nine in the brew dot com. Just click on Tanner,
Drew and Laura Happy for Friday. It's Metallic.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
Laura Drew and Laura Alright, he's.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Going to be at Helium Comedy Club this weekend, but
on the show with us right now. Please welcome to
the show. Comedian Asparza. Everybody cracking you smell good?

Speaker 5 (31:19):
Smell good?

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Man?

Speaker 5 (31:20):
What is that colone?

Speaker 7 (31:22):
It's Johnny Depp.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Johnny Depp clone. I have that clones savage but yeah,
I have Yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (31:29):
That's when I wear it.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Though when I wear it, it doesn't smell the same
on me that it does other people. And I stopped
wearing it because I was like, it doesn't smell it
like it smells good now, but when I wear because.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
Everybody has a different like pheromones.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
Or left I put it on last night.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
Yeah, okay, so you're unshowered this morning. Yeah, isn't that nice?
He doesn't take a shower and the person he does boom,
gets a compliment on.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
His that's good man.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Well, Comedian aspar is going to be at Helium tonight
and you're in the big.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Room, man, the big room, right, yeah, the big room. Yeah,
you're not in the Neon Room, which is dope.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
By the way, I was at the Neon Room for
the first time, I think like two weeks ago, and
it's yeah, it's like downstairs below Helium and it's like
it's a whole nother club.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
It's nice to have more action in the building. I
guess you guys gonna have some murals painted in there, Sunian.
It's gonna look nice. It's gonna look nice.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Uh So, Felipe, how you've been man, you've been in
Portland for what did you get her last night?

Speaker 7 (32:21):
I got here last night on We barely made it.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
Oh oh yeah, what was there problem?

Speaker 7 (32:26):
One of the flat attend in Alaska was sick.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
Sick, yeah, and they'd have a short had like a
short period leave.

Speaker 7 (32:33):
We just she was sick and we got out the
plane and then we waited for another flat attendant to
check in. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (32:38):
Wait, so she was there.

Speaker 7 (32:40):
Yeah, she was in the back. Oh getting in and
she falls taking the back of the plane.

Speaker 6 (32:44):
Or did you just like sneak back there and you're like, hey, girl.

Speaker 5 (32:47):
You can do that. I got a place, so I
gotta get to.

Speaker 7 (32:51):
Yeah, and I want my peanuts another plane where I
was right behind first class. Yeah, so I was like
ordering for him. He wants another soda and so, dude,
that's kind of those cookies when he was asleep.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
A rough place to be there, like the first row
behind first class.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Because you can see it all.

Speaker 7 (33:07):
I could see it all. And the guy had a
heart attack. Some guy was sick in first class. Somebody
was sick in first class.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
That sounds like a terrible flight.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (33:15):
And she said I was a little doctor in the plane,
and right away I could tell there's no doctor in
first class.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
No, yeah, exactly. And a doctor and coach are.

Speaker 7 (33:24):
We going to coach? The doctor is way in the back,
and I'm looking back. This doctor would be the worst
doctor ever, better than him.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Yeah, like why are you way back there?

Speaker 7 (33:36):
And he's walking, Yeah, I'm a doctor walking with his
three head phones hanging out over the air man.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
What kind of doctor are we talking about?

Speaker 7 (33:45):
He gets there, he goes, I'm actually a therapist.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Barely a doctor, I mean, like not a medical doctor.

Speaker 7 (33:51):
Held his hand.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
Yeah, it's like you're probably not going to make it,
but I'm here to listen. Tell me how you feel
right now, I feel terrible.

Speaker 7 (34:00):
That's amazing to walk back, like a walk of shape.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Right.

Speaker 7 (34:03):
Nobody nobody hit tags talking? Oh no, I would responder,
I pread the button. You're right nice.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Now, if you weren't being a you know, if you
were a comedian, would the medical field sound like something
you'd like to go into?

Speaker 7 (34:17):
No, hell no, I would have been a teacher, went
back to school.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Yeah, that'd be cool, So you'd be a cool teacher.

Speaker 7 (34:23):
That or robbing a guy at comedy shows.

Speaker 5 (34:29):
They've always got cash.

Speaker 7 (34:30):
They always have cash.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
I always have a cash spot, just rolling, and they're
always just like one sad dude in the lobby somewhere
by himself.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
Just roll that dude.

Speaker 7 (34:36):
Yeah, did you live like the guy that that felt
emerged something? Not a comedian and he probably taking money
on the side anyway.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
Oh yeah, so you're you're gonna doing him a favor
by taking it off his hands.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Does this ever happened to you? Did someone did someone wrong?

Speaker 7 (34:50):
But Rodrigo, he worked with a punk band of Voodoo
Glows Coast, and he told me how they let the
guy at a greathouse station.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
They left him there. Yeah, because he was stealing merchants money.
That imagine that. You think you're good and then all
of a sudden you left.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Well, you sold the money. You can buy your own
ticket out of it.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
Exactly how much money? How much did the guy steal?
You know, No, I don't know. It's a band called
No Effects, of that, I guess he brought a friend
of No Effect.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
We've heard of No Effects, don't. You don't know who
they are?

Speaker 7 (35:21):
And then beat out of Oh you.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Can't say the words.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
You can't say.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
You beat the crap out of him.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
He beat the crap out of him and left him
the woods and broke his fingers.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Whoa man, that's fat mic for you? Yeah, that's rock
and roll.

Speaker 5 (35:32):
Yeah, yeah, that's crazy. Well Fleet Bay ever take anybody
out of the woods and break their fingers.

Speaker 7 (35:39):
They would take me in the woods either, not a man, nobody,
it's no.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Good and and he's almost disappointed.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
But you've got the sweetest tracksuit on right now. Yeah,
and nobody's ever taken you out into the woods. And
that no man.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Is wearing a purple track suit.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
Yeah, real, Madrid, Madrid.

Speaker 6 (35:59):
He's got matching shoes to you can't see.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
Oh man, that is one up in the deal. Purple shoes.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
We gotta we gotta put your drip on the internet.

Speaker 6 (36:07):
It looks good.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
Yeah, look at the drip, dude, and even the socks
are coordinated to go with it. That was playing felipe.
What do you think of Laura's drip today?

Speaker 2 (36:22):
She's wearing overalls because in about thirty minutes she's gonna
attempt to change a tire.

Speaker 7 (36:25):
You haven't changed the tire before? Because I have it?

Speaker 5 (36:28):
You haven't.

Speaker 7 (36:28):
I have one? No, I have. My brother showed up
one time, my little brother. He did it from in
the freeway.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
Would you like to try to do it today?

Speaker 6 (36:35):
Yeah, we could do it together.

Speaker 7 (36:39):
I'm afraid leg.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Go look at her arms.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Do you think she'll strip anything?

Speaker 6 (36:51):
Big guns?

Speaker 5 (36:54):
It's the black shirt. It's underestimating the power of those guns.
But yeah, she's gonna try. That's why.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
So that's what she doesn't really dressed like a farmer.

Speaker 7 (37:01):
So you have to jack up the car tool, right, yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
She gonna do everything. She's got to find the tool
because we're just gonna throw them like loosely in the trunk.
Oh you're not.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
She's gonna find the tools and uh, then she's got
to do the jack. She's got to take the tire. Well,
first she's got on, like, you got to unscrew it
before you lift the jack.

Speaker 6 (37:15):
Right, yeah, you have to get the jack.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
You gotta you gotta loosen the tire and then you
lift the car and then uh, we don't stop it.

Speaker 6 (37:23):
He's talking, He's like, you gotta lift the tire. You
gotta unscrewed thing.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
On trial today, you're it was a little overplaced, but
the facts are all there. We're gonna we're gonna drive
by fast and but you put the jacket.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
You got to unscrew the tire, put the jack onto there,
then jackets and then uh, we're not going to stop
the timer until she puts the car back down and
pulls the jack out.

Speaker 7 (37:47):
That jacket. I don't know, she has got no one
that comes from the man's going to be hard.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
I know it is a crappy yes, I don't know
if it's going to be.

Speaker 7 (37:59):
That or like a nice man, you have a little
bottom the left changed the car with those yeah yeah,
hook and you have to to the front.

Speaker 6 (38:08):
Yeah, yeah, that's not it. That's I don't get one
of those.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
We're going to say what that.

Speaker 7 (38:17):
Across across.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
I don't know if she'll have the cross or if
she'll have just a state.

Speaker 6 (38:21):
It'll probably just look like a like a wrench, just like.

Speaker 7 (38:25):
The hub cup off to I don't even know if.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
He's got I don't know.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
We're going to find out.

Speaker 6 (38:30):
I don't know if there's hubcaps.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
These are all the variables that are getting.

Speaker 7 (38:33):
The little pig will take the hubcake off.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
I'm like more.

Speaker 6 (38:40):
Nervous, thank you.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
Yeah, that's what I like. Yeah, when she's on her toes,
we need you thinking about all the different aspects of this. Wow,
he's making sense, all right, Well.

Speaker 7 (38:48):
Show the little when I come with the car, which
is like a little.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
Diamond, the scissor jack.

Speaker 7 (38:54):
You have to place this somewhere in the middle of
the car, which I don't even know where anymore.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Yeah, you can't do that. They can't do a body
of the car because.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
Places somewhere in the chassis. But it's different for every
it's different for every car.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
So do you think you'd be able to pull it off?

Speaker 7 (39:10):
Well, put up the outfit. So she's got the.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
Album for the job exactly.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
All right, Well did she do it?

Speaker 7 (39:16):
Max? My wife does all that stuff.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
Your wife does that's kind of awesome.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
So she's like she is.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
Your wife's a mana the house.

Speaker 7 (39:24):
The house on anything man woe. She called the exterminator
and she knows how to get rid of vans and
all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
So what do you know anything about the house.

Speaker 7 (39:35):
That I look in caps? So like the milk and
orange juice top the caps to the ketchup. It always
lost Manning's j Gone, I opened the jar. Manning's places
somewhere turn around, Gone, it's a mystery. I go to
put a lumino foil with a spoon in it to
cover it around. I have a problem leaving my flo everywhere.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Yeah, flaws gross, Yeah like us Yeah, where I.

Speaker 7 (40:06):
Thought it was bad, you know, But then I hold
out with my wife's brother and his wife and they
share that little pick floss.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
They share it. Yeah, you know, they don't.

Speaker 7 (40:17):
A restaurant eating, but my witness, we were rester eating
and my tooth. Then he was already he had, he
was already taking his off. He like wiped it with
his mouth and he passed.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
Oh my god, I don't care. I don't care. That's
too much.

Speaker 7 (40:33):
There's so many brother and she was like picking at it.
Then she put a napkin. I'll say it for dinner. No,
they were having lunch one pick a year for each other.

Speaker 6 (40:43):
Well that's how you save some money, you know.

Speaker 7 (40:46):
Yeah, man, they're like picking each other like we were
in England. They were doing it in a bus and
people were just staring at them. So they must be
a mannicts.

Speaker 5 (40:59):
I love my wife, but we are not sharing. For me,
neither is not happening.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
What's the grossest thing you and your wife?

Speaker 7 (41:04):
Do you think? Felipe, It's just me, it's just you.

Speaker 6 (41:09):
Okay, she's a good person. Would you ever share a toothbrush?

Speaker 7 (41:14):
She knows, she didn't even know. I do it sometimes
when I can't find mine.

Speaker 5 (41:18):
You sneakily to man, God, that's the craziest thing, you guys.

Speaker 7 (41:25):
I gotta risk because I raised my toothbrush like when
I brush my tible electric tooth. But I clean it
and I leave it right there. Yeah, spotless. Hers is
full of toothpaste on it.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
My question is, how do you lose your your toothbrush
or I guess you travel.

Speaker 6 (41:41):
He loses everything.

Speaker 7 (41:44):
The man.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
I just think like you'd have maybe a travel toothbrush,
and then one toothbrush just stays at your house.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
I don't wish I did, okay, now that you mentioned it.

Speaker 7 (41:52):
Also, refrigerated makes like a buzzy noise when it on
too long. Yeah, and that's me, man, I always leave
it buzzy.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Mine actually does a little.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
I'm at me because I'll leave it open all the time,
electric film through.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
The I forget to do the same thing for the petta.

Speaker 7 (42:07):
That's all right.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
I leave cupboards open to the guy who leaves cupboards open.

Speaker 7 (42:11):
Toothpick man, I don't know about that.

Speaker 6 (42:12):
Yeah, no, no, no, sure in the toothpaste too, or
in the tooth toothbrush is grossed?

Speaker 7 (42:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (42:17):
So it's it's not gross little.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Are you one of those guys that will wipe your
ass dust off the toilet seat when you get up.

Speaker 7 (42:25):
The whole toilet?

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Man, you clean the whole toilet.

Speaker 7 (42:28):
I don't have regular poops like a healthy person anymore.
I gotta watch my back too.

Speaker 6 (42:35):
Stop. Oh, my god, everywhere you gotta take a shout.

Speaker 7 (42:40):
Was like when I was young, when it was just
when whenever you're twenty, you wipe and there's nothing on
the paper, on the healthy days, on the paper's a
little lying, like a little bump. But you get older,
man like the last night I was the hotel guy
was my who being my pizza? And then on the

(43:03):
way to the restroom, I hit with a sharp pain,
man like my water buffed. I'm all breaking it and
I'm like, oh man, I'm not gonna make this had
too many bags. I opened the door, plate shatters brought
on a floor. I grabbed the pizza right away before
the plate fell, and I had it in my hand

(43:24):
and my backpack and I've opened up my door and
I walked over the broken broken plate. I started lick
at my finger like the pizza but.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (43:35):
And I went to the restroom. I had my marinera
south of my hand. I just floated.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
Nobody can breakfast. I think you have a bad relationship
with cheese.

Speaker 7 (43:53):
Ago cheese pizza.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
All right there it is ok? Well, hopefully I did listen.
There's a pizza by the slice place really close to Helium.
Stay away from it.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
They have a bathroom because you don't want to explode
on stage. Have you ever had like being on stage?

Speaker 2 (44:07):
I've always wanted this what happens like because I've been
on the air before and all of a sudden.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Like a number two kicks in and that never happened
to me, Thank god.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
Locks up.

Speaker 7 (44:16):
Yeah, yeah, I'll have it to a comedian I was
with and we were working and he goes, oh, man,
ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna bring up back, bring back
your host.

Speaker 5 (44:25):
And I went up, okay, so you like you had
to vamp for a little bit.

Speaker 7 (44:28):
Yeah, I went up of a new comic, had minute
the material. So the headliner goes, I saw him come back,
hit his sutok oh yeah, he watched his face and
he went back on stage.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
Well, you'd layed on the grenade for him there so
he could go and just hug me. It could be
funny if the comedian just took the mic with him
and five minutes of a set in the bathroom while
he did his business, say you're coming with me?

Speaker 7 (44:51):
Guys who wants I had my partial teeth come up
during the stage one time. Oh, like a temporary slipper yeah,
temporary one. So they got the real ones. Yeah, and
they like and they were like they came off and
they had to be like performed right with my mouth
down the way Kat Williams did it Friday, Okay, yeah,
teeth and Friday.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
And that's why he had to do We had to
do that.

Speaker 7 (45:14):
So I remember him doing that and Friday. So I
started like getting the microphone and holding it, you know,
like cheating.

Speaker 6 (45:22):
Did anyone suspects nobody?

Speaker 5 (45:24):
That's good.

Speaker 7 (45:26):
Went back. I went back on after the show and
put them back on and did the meeting greet.

Speaker 6 (45:32):
They were none on.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Some of that you need some of that, like denter
glue whatever.

Speaker 7 (45:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
Good, I'm back now. Though those are good.

Speaker 7 (45:41):
The other one I had, my real one were really bad.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Man.

Speaker 7 (45:43):
When I buy the apple, it looked like three people
bid it.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Flip as far As is gonna be a Helium Comedy
club this weekend Portland dot Heliumcomedy dot COM's website is
it to to Night to Tomorrow To the.

Speaker 7 (45:58):
Night to Tomorrow one on Sunday. Also check out my
podcast What's Up Fool and I have a new one
called History for Fools. And then my wife and I
have one about binging television Gin. It's called do you
even binge?

Speaker 9 (46:13):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Don't you what show are you binge on?

Speaker 7 (46:15):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (46:16):
Man, we're I've been Oh man, the Americans.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
Okay, I haven't watched them.

Speaker 6 (46:22):
I have.

Speaker 7 (46:23):
It's good. It's about the nineteen eighties Cold War and
this Russian family is living in America over for like
twenty years and we're doing so many bad stuff. And
have an episode where the Russians they give the president
like a big old plaque and it's the camera inside

(46:44):
of it sneaky.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Oh, and I wonder what's in that plane that that
that's been offered to us. Peanuts, bro, Yeah, a lot
of lots of peanuts.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
So many. All right, Felipe, you're the man.

Speaker 6 (46:53):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Your tracksuit is fantastic, it is. And the shoes to
boot you smell good. He's gonna be healing this week.
And d dot heliumcomedy dot com as a website. We
will see you next time you come in.

Speaker 7 (47:03):
Brother. Thank for having met bird stories.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
It's now time to go around the room and sure
we think the biggest stories of the day are Drew,
you wanna go?

Speaker 7 (47:14):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (47:15):
The big story to me is the energy drink ingredient
tourine is being linked to cancer. Now we do hear
a lot about this these days when it comes to
anything that you put in your body. But the weird
one about this is tourine is an amino acid that
occurs naturally in parts of the human body, but it
can promote the growth of leukemia cells. Now it's written

(47:38):
on the top of most energy drink cans, especially these
ones that have come out with zero sugar or very
light amounts of sugar that are supposed to be quote
unquote good for you. But now I'm guessing there's a
memo going around to remove the word tourine from the
top of the can because it's not a great thing.
It's also believed to be in some protein, so you

(48:01):
can check the back there, and foods like meat, fish,
and eggs. So I'm likely gonna die within the week.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Why does everything have to give you cancer?

Speaker 5 (48:09):
I mean, they just named all of the basic proteins, right,
it's like avoid all of them. Okay, so no eggs,
no fish, no meat. What might be better?

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Just listed things that don't give us cancer?

Speaker 5 (48:19):
Right exactly. It'll take less time, take about five seconds.
I think the biggest story of the day is Christopher
Nolan's new movie Odyssey, will be the first blockbuster movie
shot entirely on Imax cameras.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
It's the most apparently the most ambitious project yet shot
entirely with ix Imax cameras and featuring a starred studded
cast including Matt Damon, Tom Holland and Zandia's in this
movie as well and Hathaway. I mean, it's a really
great cast a lot there. He's been building towards this
milestone since two thousand and eight, when The Dark Knight
utilized Imax cameras for just one selected action scene. So

(48:56):
this whole film is going to be bigger than you
have you seen the reels for these Imax movies. So big,
I mean like it takes it takes a truck, you
like a person you need. I mean they're giant. They
could barely I don't know they could fit through the doorway.

Speaker 6 (49:07):
So does that mean they won't be able to be
played on any other screens? Is it just time?

Speaker 5 (49:12):
I think they can. They're going to convert it so
you'll be able to see it on other mediums. But yeah,
that's the way to see it.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
When it shot like that, like when they shoot three
D movies in three D, then they look good. It's
when they convert it later that it looks bad. Yeah,
So as long as it shot with that stuff, I'm in.
Christopher Nolan is one of the best directors of our day,
so I'll watch whatever he makes.

Speaker 6 (49:30):
Should be good.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
I think the big story is it flying from Portland
to Seattle will get a little bit easier starting next week,
Seaport Airlines is offering a new service that avoids PDX
and sea tack, as well as the time it takes
to get through TSA. They fly small, nine passenger planes
that don't require TSA inspections. Their services aimed at business travelers.

(49:57):
They'll fly between the Atlantic Aviation Terminal in Portland and
Seattle's Boeing Field, but there will be twenty four flights
a day every forty five minutes starting May twentieth, and
a round trip flight costs about five hundred bucks. So
if your people, yeah, I mean, which is kind of
feeling private jetty at that makes me nervous.

Speaker 6 (50:16):
Small planes creep me out. But I mean, if you
are just one of those people who flies back and
forth from Portland and Seattle all the time. Might make
sense for you, right, all.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Right, more than the stories at one to five nine
in the Brew dot Com. Coming up next, Oh, I'm
so nervous, Laura Lugna. Laura is going to attempt to
change a tire on a vehicle. She has not done
this in over ten years. Yeah, she's convinced that she
can do it, but you know.

Speaker 5 (50:44):
You never really know. Yeah, Yeah, she's got to check
the box.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Now.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
He got a whole city who have predicted that you can.
You don't want to let him down.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Laura showed up prepared though. Today she's in her overalls
looking like Mario. Yeah, and she's ready to change his tire.
Fat thors here, everyone's downstairs is ready to do this.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
We'll kick this off. Coming up right after Sublime. It's
Tanner doing Laura on the Brew.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Laura.

Speaker 6 (51:11):
Yeah, y'ah.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Happy Friday, Oh man, so ready for the weekends, so
ready to sleep in tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
I cannot wait.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
And the next week in Memorial Day, it's going to
be beautiful outside. Just get through this wet weekend and
we'll be all right.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
All right, let's do this here.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Laura is about to change the tire on a vehicle,
or at least attend to that's right. And you know
a lot of people think she can do it, and
I think she can do it. Drew thinks she can
do it. Now the question is how long will.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
It take her?

Speaker 2 (51:41):
So let's check in with the guys downstairs. Hey, good morning,
good morning, Hi Laura?

Speaker 5 (51:48):
How are you hey?

Speaker 6 (51:49):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 5 (51:50):
I can hear you?

Speaker 6 (51:51):
Okay, perfect, We're down here all right, Laura's and I'm
I'm already seeing some things that I don't.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
Love really like we haven't even darted.

Speaker 6 (52:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean I was told
that this was a flat surface down here, and it's not. Really.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Once you get into the garage, it's flat.

Speaker 6 (52:10):
I'm gonna somebody is gonna run my toe over It's
it's flat.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (52:16):
Flat? Ish? Okay, whatever, that's fine.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
What you do real early? It is flat?

Speaker 1 (52:21):
What to do?

Speaker 3 (52:22):
We went in there yesterday to make sure and it
is flat for a good car?

Speaker 6 (52:25):
Seen this? Have you seen this car? Have you seen
this car?

Speaker 3 (52:28):
I have not seen the car yet.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
Wait are they streaming on Instagram?

Speaker 6 (52:33):
No? Not yet.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
Somebody needs to get that.

Speaker 6 (52:35):
We need an Instagram stream a SAP.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
This is.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
Well, yeah, turn on the stream so people can get
involved before yet no, not during the live show. We'll
do it later. So she's she does know what kind
of car it is though?

Speaker 7 (52:56):
Now?

Speaker 5 (52:56):
And what kind ye're and what model?

Speaker 6 (52:59):
Laura?

Speaker 3 (52:59):
What kind of cardisbout thor half?

Speaker 6 (53:02):
It's a Mercedes? I don't know they all They all
have like long names with like a bunch of letters
and numbers. Hold on there is there are no letters.
Hold on the sport. I don't know if my microphone
will go that long.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
We're a little Drew, and Drew is rather bossy this morning.
We want to know the name of the vehicle. That's it?
One of you walk back there?

Speaker 6 (53:26):
How there's a wires out here trying to okay, hold
on all right, here we go. It is a C
two thirty Mercedes Compressor. It looks like it looks like
maybe early two thousands be tougher.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
It could be tough.

Speaker 6 (53:45):
Yeah, let's see rundown here.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
Yeah, he bought its ways, there's no way like he's
balling around and.

Speaker 6 (53:53):
Better not be where the this better not be where
the jack goes?

Speaker 11 (53:58):
Are you or I could not tell you?

Speaker 6 (54:00):
I mean, have you ever changed a tire on this car?
Actually I have Okay, it.

Speaker 12 (54:06):
Has alloy wheels, so there's no there's no hub caps. Yes,
so she's got direct access to all the.

Speaker 6 (54:12):
I'm just gonna get dirty here. I'm going to take
a gander down.

Speaker 5 (54:15):
Okay, is this underway when she's inspecting? Can you guys?

Speaker 7 (54:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (54:23):
I am kind of baffled by this right now, you guys,
all right, hold on real quick before I before I
melt down, Can somebody go live on Instagram?

Speaker 3 (54:30):
For the love of sweet got well.

Speaker 6 (54:33):
We're talking about We're talking about Ksey b Poterbay, who
acts like he's never used a phone before.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
So yet are you?

Speaker 6 (54:39):
Are you live? Okay? He says he's live.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Oh, here it is, Okay, I do see it now?
All right, okay, we are streaming video online at Instagram
at one. Laura on the ground right now looking under
the vehicle, Drew and.

Speaker 6 (54:54):
Okay, so I okay, this is making me nervous. Why
because if because if this is where the jack goes. No,
it's not. You can't pop that off.

Speaker 13 (55:05):
Okay, Let's just do this because it Okay, first, complicated, Lura,
you gotta get into the driver's seat vehicle, and we
got to re enacce you uh, you know we got
to back a blowing a tire right all right?

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Yeah, get in the front.

Speaker 6 (55:19):
Seat there as baby, I'm a fire you work. That's
me singing karaoke in my car while I'm driving. I
did a bit. Somebody has to make a sound effect
for my tire popping. Oh oh, no, guys, I think
I have a flat tire. I've got some I got
some bad news do so I think I'm gonna have

(55:42):
to change the tire myself. Okay, So first things, First,
wheel is straight. Parking break on? Is the timers start out? Now?

Speaker 5 (55:50):
Do I start a timer?

Speaker 6 (55:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (55:52):
Start to start the timer? Right, I start the timer.
Let's go going, Okay, Parking break is on. I'm gonna
put on my emergency flash because that's the safe thing
to do.

Speaker 6 (56:02):
All right.

Speaker 7 (56:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (56:03):
I'm not gonna be able to hold this microphone.

Speaker 12 (56:05):
Change my estimate from twenty minutes, because this is gonna
take away a lot of that, just based on what's
happened in the last year.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Put the mic and your laplord.

Speaker 6 (56:13):
All right, Well, where's the car keys? Can I borrow those?

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Thank you?

Speaker 6 (56:19):
I don't know how to open the trunk. How do
I open the trunk?

Speaker 5 (56:24):
Wait to pop it.

Speaker 6 (56:27):
With this? With this? Okay, we're opening the.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
True She's walking around aimless.

Speaker 6 (56:32):
Wait, there's stuff. There is stuff all over this trunk.
There is chrunk in the truck.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Laura, you're complaining this whole time, and yeah, wasting time.
You haven't done a thing.

Speaker 6 (56:43):
Yeah, well, you don't see what I'm doing right now.
I can't see it actively opening the trunk.

Speaker 12 (56:49):
There's a box, there's a chair, there's a skateboard, there's
all sorts of random stuff in here.

Speaker 5 (56:54):
Okay, she's gonna find the jack.

Speaker 6 (56:56):
What my god, I didn't anticipate this type of jack.

Speaker 5 (57:01):
No, you gotta watch her on Instagram because she's melted down.

Speaker 6 (57:06):
No, guys, you would not know what to do with
this jack. I'm just gonna tell you that.

Speaker 5 (57:10):
Right we're streaming video on Instagram at one of five
nine the brew. So it looks like everything. He had
a full trunk and it looks like she's got to
go into the compartment underneath. She's getting the tire in.

Speaker 6 (57:19):
Oh, Laura, there's your batteries in your trunk. Okay, So
here's this this is the jack. Has anyone ever seen
a jack like this? Because I have not. Okay, whatever,
you guys, this is b s. Whose idea is this?
She used Fat Thor's car.

Speaker 5 (57:40):
It's a group decision.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Well you didn't want to use yours?

Speaker 5 (57:42):
Yeah, yours would have been simple.

Speaker 11 (57:45):
Tire.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
He's got party cups.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
She can't even get the jack out of.

Speaker 5 (57:49):
Or she got the jack. She got the jack. Here
comes the jack chains.

Speaker 6 (57:53):
I don't need any of that, okay, okay, here we go,
Here we go. I don't know how to use this thing.
I don't even know how to get this thing off.
Do you have a chalk?

Speaker 1 (58:05):
A chock?

Speaker 6 (58:06):
Since we're on an incline, what do you need chalk for?

Speaker 5 (58:10):
We're not playing hopskip jump here not cho like a.

Speaker 6 (58:13):
Chalk so the car doesn't roll. Get dumb, dumb.

Speaker 5 (58:18):
They'll be calling names with where you are in the process.

Speaker 6 (58:22):
I would love to see you guys do this. I
would love to see any of you guys do this.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
Okay, So this is an interesting jack she has here.
It's definitely an older foreign model jack.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
All I see on the video right now is Laura
running back from the trunk to the side of the car.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
I'm gonna use scatter dog bowl.

Speaker 6 (58:40):
I don't know if this is gonna do anything. This
is concerning. Actually, I might die today.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
So if.

Speaker 5 (58:49):
Your time only, you're gonna die from this embarrassment.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
If you're gonna do.

Speaker 5 (58:54):
You guys, I am gonna this is a problem. And
oh my god, they're just watching her fall apart too.

Speaker 6 (59:01):
I don't know how to I don't know how to
get this off. All right, instruction manual time.

Speaker 5 (59:06):
Oh my god. By the way, fat Thor has already
popped a beer. I saw him drinking on the camera,
but always looked like a pacifico. God, who the hell's we?

Speaker 6 (59:14):
What are they?

Speaker 5 (59:15):
Weed whacking fires?

Speaker 6 (59:16):
No instruction manual.

Speaker 5 (59:17):
This is just like the freeway. It's like we're getting
real noise. And Laura, the way she's walking around the car,
she would have been drilled on I five by now
four feet from the car. Oh, she's causing an accident
and traffic jam.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
For sure.

Speaker 5 (59:30):
She's back in the car. She's back in the dripers.

Speaker 6 (59:33):
He's like seven inhalers.

Speaker 5 (59:36):
It's asthma.

Speaker 6 (59:37):
Look at him, a lot of Tanner drew and Laura
stickery at.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
A boy.

Speaker 7 (59:45):
Easily.

Speaker 5 (59:45):
She is four minutes in and so far the jack
isn't even under the car. Laura, where's the manual?

Speaker 6 (59:54):
He doesn't have one, apparently, which Tanner told me the
fat Thor would have a manual.

Speaker 5 (59:58):
I said, no, he probably does not have him. He
did bring up that as a possibility that there was
going to be no manual.

Speaker 6 (01:00:03):
YouTube is coming out because this is one situation that
I did not prepare for. All right, are you really
going to YouTube this? No? Hold on? If there's probably
instructions in German.

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
By the way, Okay, maybe we should take a break
while she figures it out. Oh yeah, well, and she's
definitely not going to be done by the time we
get back, so we've got that.

Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
I guess, Okay, this could be. This is so dumb.

Speaker 5 (01:00:27):
She's googling how to change Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
My god, Laurd, you should have done this already.

Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
I don't know how to get this thing off.

Speaker 5 (01:00:36):
All right, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
People in the chat are just saying, lor grab the crowbar.

Speaker 6 (01:00:43):
There is no.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
I'm not sure what a crowbar would do for right now.

Speaker 6 (01:00:48):
I think I also don't want to mess up the
tool in general, want to mess up. I don't want
to mess up fault.

Speaker 7 (01:00:55):
There his car.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Someone said this is hard to watch because there's there's
a bunch of guys watching her do it, because nobody's
helping her.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
So I think that makes it a big and like
cork Kring.

Speaker 5 (01:01:04):
Court knows how to do it. And he's just got
the mic right in her face, dead silent.

Speaker 6 (01:01:08):
No, he just tried to take the thing off and
it won't come off.

Speaker 7 (01:01:12):
It's not gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
My favorite so far.

Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
What is?

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
And then you got it's gonna have what's beef? Water
saying yeah, what what is the beef? Mumbling back there.
I don't hear him here, he's off Mike doc see
two thirty compressor. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
All right, So we're gonna take a break. War is
gonna literally YouTube a video. This is why I put
forty two minutes on.

Speaker 5 (01:01:34):
The clock, because she is almost six minutes in and
has gotten nowhere.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
This is why I said it's gonna take a little
longer because she's gonna be googling things like this.

Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
Uh, you can watch it. We're gonna go to break,
but you can watch all this happen right now.

Speaker 6 (01:01:47):
Love to see any of you.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
No, No, let's not to fly be honest. Yeah, we
could stay in our in our stay in the zone here.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Okay, so follow us on Instagram at one of five
nine the Brew.

Speaker 6 (01:01:57):
It's not, that's not.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
She's googled.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Right now, you'll be able to see Laura google this
as she tries to figure out how to change the
tire in this car.

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
We'll be back.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
You're listening, Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
All right, Laura is currently attempting to change the tire
on Fat Thor's car. We are streaming video right now
on Instagram at one of five nine in the Brew.
I can see Laura on her knees and it looks
like here, let me get him on the mic again.

Speaker 14 (01:02:24):
Hey guys, Laura, Yeah, holds, sorry, sorry, I'm busy. Uh
tell us what happens while we were at break? Okay,
so I well we join effort here.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
But by the way, nobody should be helping. Nobody should
be helping her. I heard a couple of people say like, hey, yeah,
do it this way. I heard some jack helping.

Speaker 12 (01:02:47):
She needed help, specifically from a Thor because what she
was about to do was going to wreck his car.

Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:02:54):
So, because this is not this is like the one
scenario that I was not anticipating. So the tire is off,
by the way, all right, lord.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
He's just removed all the bolts. Yeah you could see her.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
Uh yes, all the all the all.

Speaker 6 (01:03:06):
The lug screws are off, which, by the way, this
these screws are why this is going to be a
problem getting the tire back on, because there's nowhere to
put the tire. There's no where to mount the tire.

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
Pull the tire all the way away for a second.

Speaker 6 (01:03:20):
Here, Casey, get down in there. You see there are no.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
There's no bolts, no bolts sticking.

Speaker 6 (01:03:28):
Out, and so I just have to hold the tire
with my own strength and like the bolts back in.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
So but she got the car jacked up. That's good
on other models.

Speaker 6 (01:03:38):
On other models there are tools which would help you
with that, but not on Fat Thor's car.

Speaker 7 (01:03:45):
Or whatever this is.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
We're burning time here. Yeah, so far we are eighteen
minutes in though it looks like we're going to get
cooked going back on.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Now she's about to put it back on, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:03:55):
Which is going to be a challenge because this is heavy. Okay,
so what we're gonna do? Oh okay, it's me. Okay, well,
I mean my overalls are getting dirty, so.

Speaker 5 (01:04:16):
You've got to lift that entire off the ground. Then, yeah,
I'm watching her do it. This is going to be
the tough part, and there's no helping on this part.

Speaker 6 (01:04:25):
This is this is tough. No, this is this is
the easy part, honestly finding out how to put that
jack in?

Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
What was the hard part? Are you on there? That
did not sound good, Laura.

Speaker 6 (01:04:40):
It's fine, it's hitting the microphone.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
We should have we should we should have had.

Speaker 6 (01:04:46):
Talk to you guys right now.

Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
I'm constantly well, we're here, We're here to help. Oh,
hold on, that's not your hat making that sound. I
can promise you that it's not.

Speaker 6 (01:05:01):
But it's fine.

Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
No, that metal sound hitting the ground, that metal yeah, exactly,
that's Carhart Brand.

Speaker 7 (01:05:06):
Baby.

Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
Oh what can I use? What can I use? Is
any of this free game? I just need to prop
that Tyra.

Speaker 5 (01:05:17):
See, this is not going to plan. I thought we
were toast Tanner, but this may prove to put us
back in the money.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
I said, you do it in forty two minutes, Drew
said thirty eight, Beef said thirty whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:05:28):
Tanner is getting roasted. First of all, what did he do?
Oh on the time?

Speaker 5 (01:05:34):
On the time, okay, okay, yeah, well and.

Speaker 6 (01:05:36):
Also you're not there next time you can do this. Nope,
that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
I would have been done already, darn it.

Speaker 6 (01:05:44):
You would not have been all right, We're just gonna
have to rely on brute's strength here.

Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
Yeah, which you do silking, you can, you can do it.
I definitely thought you were a little stronger than this.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
You can watch everything on Instagram at one five.

Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
It is tough though, because the bolt is what holds
it in. It's not just about picking a tire up
and putting it on a mount. All jokes aside.

Speaker 9 (01:06:06):
This does not look easy, okay, and then it's getting
caught okay, and it's.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Like there Lare's like Laura's one of those people like
when she gets mad, she uh sure, it's it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
Is so funny because courts a girl. Dad's look at
his face right now. He's like trying like he wants
to help so bad, Like he's tapping his foot in
your tools.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Yeah he's not saying anything, but oh wait, is she
tightening it? It looks like she's tarking.

Speaker 6 (01:06:40):
Gosh, darn it is that it's not in no, I'm
talking to me.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
Someone says, use your foot and hold it up.

Speaker 6 (01:06:53):
That's what I'm doing. Hold on if this isn't times.

Speaker 3 (01:06:59):
Someone in the chat say, don't ever get a job
at a tire center, Laura.

Speaker 12 (01:07:02):
Ever, Yeah, when you got one, she's got one going
in right now, she's got one.

Speaker 5 (01:07:07):
Oh, she's got her feet up there now. Most people
don't put a tire on in stirrups, but whatever gets
the job done.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
All right, she's tightening the bolt.

Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
Is that going in, Laura? It looks like it's going
in real? Come on, hey, if you're frustrated with us,
take it out on the tire. Well, trying to get
you to the finish line.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
We are twenty we are sorry, twenty one minutes in.
Eh so it means Court's out, got.

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
Jack, but he's still closer. He would be the winner
because we're just going closer.

Speaker 9 (01:07:42):
I have a.

Speaker 6 (01:07:43):
Personal vendetta against that jock because I would have been
done in fifteen minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:07:48):
Oh man, what was beef? Thirty thirty minutes? For business
gets to twenty six, then it's beef instead of court,
and it's still court. If not, it's only court for
another four minute.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
All the nuts are back on.

Speaker 5 (01:08:02):
Oh no, the man in the flannel is going to
take us out. She's going.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
She's got to get the car down though, Yeah, and
the jack completely out, but so far she's about now putting.

Speaker 5 (01:08:17):
The jacket needs to be back in the trunk.

Speaker 6 (01:08:21):
No it does not, we said out from underneath.

Speaker 5 (01:08:24):
All your supply is need to be put away. Well,
they were really away. We'll stop the timer as soon
as you that's fine. We're only lobbying for beef at
this point because we're dead. She's she's gonna pull it off, Tanner.
She's lowering the jack right now. She's dropped a cell phone.
I think.

Speaker 12 (01:08:46):
She's fluring the thingy back on. I will say this
was the biggest problem of the entire thing. On this Mercedes.
There's like a little cover that covers the spot where
you jack up the car, and it's not obvious, and
so that's what kind of tripped her up for the
first five minute.

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
She's out, She's got her cab.

Speaker 6 (01:09:03):
The jack is out, so I feel like I win.

Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
No, that CAP's got to go in. Why, because the
kid's got to be in working order. Do I stop
the timer? No, she's trying. She's trying. Oh is she
get the cab?

Speaker 7 (01:09:18):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
Pop, it's enough.

Speaker 6 (01:09:22):
Done.

Speaker 5 (01:09:23):
There it is done.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
You did it in twenty three minutes and twenty six seconds, Laura,
there it is.

Speaker 6 (01:09:35):
Wow. And they told me I have to retighten the bolt.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
Oh, I guess you do have to make sure those
are tight. But you know she did it though.

Speaker 5 (01:09:43):
I mean the tires on. Wait, so the bolts aren't tightened.

Speaker 6 (01:09:48):
No, that's all the bosses down to inspects.

Speaker 5 (01:09:51):
We'll get down there and tighten the bolts. And Laura,
I have a wheel falling off. Well, wouldn't that mean
that the timers should go back on until they're tighten?

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
I started it again.

Speaker 5 (01:10:00):
All right, you better hurry if you're doing this for court.
You got under a minute.

Speaker 6 (01:10:05):
I'm dumb.

Speaker 5 (01:10:07):
I'm seeing the I'm seeing they're done.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
She's ting them.

Speaker 5 (01:10:10):
All all right, okay, all right, there is wins. Laura.

Speaker 6 (01:10:16):
Thank you everyone.

Speaker 7 (01:10:18):
She did it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
You've never doubted you for a minute.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
She did it, everybody.

Speaker 6 (01:10:23):
Somebody she didn't even that's another thing that was supposed
That's another thing that was supposed to come in this
kit was white gloves. This is why you never listened
to YouTube video, Laura.

Speaker 5 (01:10:32):
Uh you have a victory speech. You did it. Do
you have anything to say to the people who doubted you?

Speaker 6 (01:10:37):
I told you so.

Speaker 15 (01:10:40):
And also and also your own custom action figure for
being the Amazon woman.

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
You are handing out gifts.

Speaker 6 (01:10:48):
But uh, I would say, you know, thanks to everybody
who supported me. But I feel like people turned their
backs on me pretty quick at the beginning, who were like, Oh,
no way she gonna get this done. Oh, not a chance.
Good thing, she doesn't have a job at a tire store.
Get out.

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
Yeah you were not. You were collapsing emotionally there for
a while, but you recovered. She did it, everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
The video is on on Instagram at one of five
nine the Brew. If you are at work and you
want to watch this later, you can check that out
when you get a chance. Congratulations Laura, she did it
in almost twenty four minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:11:24):
That's our girl.

Speaker 3 (01:11:25):
It's one of five nine in the Brew.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
You're listening to dan Or Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 5 (01:11:32):
Great job, Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
She's not back in the studio yet, but I mean
she's just taking a victory lap downstairs right now. Yeah,
she pulled it off. She changed the tire in just
under twenty four minutes, which was pretty great. The video
is online on Instagram. If you missed it, you can
watch the entire thing in real time at one of
five nine the brew dot com.

Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
And yeah, that's it's pretty great.

Speaker 6 (01:11:55):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
She did a good job. She looks good in her overalls.

Speaker 5 (01:11:57):
Yeah. At first I thought she looked like Mario when
I got here. After, you know, as the day went on,
she looked like a real mechanic. She definitely, and she
put a little dust on those things after she spent
some time down next to that car. I was concerned
early when I saw the jack. It was not as
conventional because it's older and it's foreign, and.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
She was kind of panicking early on, you know, googling
YouTube videos and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
So but she got it together when she parked the
excuse wagon and got back to work, you know, because
right there was like, we're on a hill. Oh, this
isn't the brand of car, this isn't the kind of jack.
Oh he doesn't have a manual. It's like when you're
on the side of the road. You're right about all
those things, but you still have to change the tost.
You got to figure it out, man. So she did it,
and I'm proud of it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
Go check out the.

Speaker 5 (01:12:41):
Video on Instagram. Out one of five nine the brew.
So it's got some talk back messages coming in from people.
You guys need to be a little bit nicer to Laura.

Speaker 6 (01:12:49):
Come on, give her a break, stop jazzner, let her
do our thing.

Speaker 7 (01:12:54):
Yeah, good morning, broke crew, Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
We're gonna have.

Speaker 7 (01:12:58):
To pull your.

Speaker 12 (01:13:01):
NASCAR pit crew tire swapping application out of the group.

Speaker 7 (01:13:06):
We feel that we are not best suited for you.
You're not best suited for us.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Good luck with your future endeavors and have a great weekend.

Speaker 7 (01:13:16):
Too bad, and see you down the road.

Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
Morning groove totlow bank bomb.

Speaker 7 (01:13:21):
Congratulations Laura. It looks Laura rob in the beginning, but
you got it. Good job, Happy Friday.

Speaker 11 (01:13:28):
The other guys are changing that tire of the way
you manage that.

Speaker 7 (01:13:31):
Good job. Way to go, bang bomb bong, bing boding.

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
Laura, how do you feel?

Speaker 6 (01:13:39):
I honestly, guys, I'm a little disappointed in my performance.

Speaker 5 (01:13:43):
Why because you didn't really like it?

Speaker 6 (01:13:46):
Gets me too long to figure out the jack. Yeah, well,
you still just was not anticipating that jack.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
But even even with that delay, you pulled it. Off
in just under twenty four minutes, which means Court wins
the bet.

Speaker 5 (01:13:59):
Which you got to think about that. I would say
it's a success for you because the person with the
shortest prediction one. So yeah, well it was by the
skin of his teeth. It's still that.

Speaker 4 (01:14:12):
If I would have known what I was getting myself
into with that jack, it would have been fifteen minutes done.

Speaker 5 (01:14:17):
The jack was comping.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
I think there was a couple of things that held
you back.

Speaker 5 (01:14:20):
Yeah, like the jack and then you couldn't get it
flat like it was at an angle, which was kind
of scary.

Speaker 6 (01:14:25):
Well, and apparently really fat Thor said that it's okay
because that type of jack has like teeth on the side,
which is why. Yeah, so I was like, I yeah,
I was like, I don't know how to flat miss
it anyway, There's a lot of it was. Yeah, there
was a lot that I just was not prepared for.

Speaker 5 (01:14:41):
It had a lot of adversity to overcome, and he
did it in the end. It was funny to watch
a bunch of dudes have to bite their tongue and
not and not help her. Let's go to I believe
fat Thor was on the phone. Good morning, sir.

Speaker 7 (01:14:55):
Hey, I need my keys.

Speaker 5 (01:14:58):
Oh I do have his keys. We'll get him. Well, yeah,
come on up here, up here, come up here, we'll
look him up.

Speaker 6 (01:15:04):
Nope, these are mine. Now, this is my right. I
changed this higher. That means I get your car.

Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Weird change I ever had.

Speaker 5 (01:15:13):
Okay, yeah, there's fat or Let's go to line one.
It's Tannard and Laura. Good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
Morning.

Speaker 7 (01:15:21):
Yeah, I knew you Eric could do it.

Speaker 12 (01:15:23):
Are you guys going to give her some hazard pay
for that?

Speaker 5 (01:15:27):
Yeah, get a couple of zoop asses. Yeah, exactly, I
love the zoo. I'm sure Casey's got a coffee card somewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
Yeah, he'll give her a gift card to some thanks man.

Speaker 5 (01:15:37):
Let's go to David.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
Good morning, David.

Speaker 5 (01:15:42):
That's not David to call David.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
So, yeah, Laurie, you don't. Don't feel bad about it.
Your performance is great and you can see the video
at on Instagram out one of five nine the brew.

Speaker 5 (01:15:54):
But it's a success.

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
Pull it off.

Speaker 5 (01:15:55):
I mean, you scampered around for a while, but it
made it entertaining.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
Are you gonna watch the video later and judge yourself?

Speaker 6 (01:16:00):
Probably, it'll just make me feel worse. It's okay.

Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
I mean, you don't feel bad about it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
You did a good job, just did a job.

Speaker 4 (01:16:09):
It's a life lesson. So now, if I'm ever confronted
with that situation again, I.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
Mean, you did it in twenty almost twenty four minutes.
I said you're gonna do it in forty two, So.

Speaker 5 (01:16:19):
That's yeah, you whooped the predictions. If you ever, if
you ever blow a tire in a two thousand and
three Mercedes, you're now preparing.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
To know what to do that jack though, I mean,
I feel like every car should have a jack like that.
Once you get it going, it's really easy.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Yeah, they're not hard, it's just yeah, it's just they
look intimidating at first because they're so tiny and weak looking,
but then they work out pretty well.

Speaker 5 (01:16:38):
I don't think they'll use your video and the advertisement
for the jack just for the sake.

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
Of Probably not, but maybe maybe they will. Maybe It's like,
if this girl can do it, anyone can't do it.

Speaker 6 (01:16:48):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Well, Jiffy lu be missed. You missed a sponsorship opportunity.
I don't know what to tell you, guys. Tire tire
Hut whatever, tire Hut you guys missed your gal. You
got an endorser right here. Yeah, Laura, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
Check out the video Its on Instagram at one five
Brewinger hear.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
You Drew and Laura.

Speaker 5 (01:17:09):
Portland's rock Station one O five nine in the brew
It's Tanner, Drew and Laura got the guys back in
the studio here.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
Laura is still feeling good about changing the tire in
just under twenty four minutes, and we got Beef Water,
fat Thor and Core back in the studio with us
this morning. How did it look from from your perspective,
beef dude, I thought she.

Speaker 8 (01:17:29):
Did a fantastic job. I think your time could have
been better if you would have gotten right to it.
But aside from that, you did a fantastic job.

Speaker 5 (01:17:37):
Thanks a little round at first, but like the machar.

Speaker 8 (01:17:40):
That is not yours, not knowing where anything was, you
did a great job of figuring it out on the fly.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
Yeah, what'd you think, fat Thor?

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (01:17:47):
I thought she did a great job. Like you said,
could have been a little bit faster if she knew
the car. But you know, when you go in there
blind like that, that trusts me. Like if we were
on a road trip and something happened, I can just
kind of kick back, relax, drink barely.

Speaker 6 (01:18:00):
Yeah, and I would too.

Speaker 5 (01:18:02):
There is something I mean not to you personally, but
in general that's sexy about a girl who can shape
a tire, Like I know Amy can change a tire,
and that gives me some sort of warm feeling when
they're off away and they blow a tire and no
service that that girl's gonna make it back.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
Like I've like, I'm dating this girl right now. Who
who's who likes to hunt? I've never gone hunting, And
the fact that she's done this before, I'm like, Wow,
that's kind of.

Speaker 5 (01:18:26):
Nice that she has a skill that you wouldn't think
if everything goes to you know, goes cold, put we
go out and kill some Yeah, because next time Laura
get loses a tire and her phone isn't getting her
triple A, she's just gonna get out and change it
a lot more confident. I would guess.

Speaker 8 (01:18:42):
It'll be super romantic when you know, like she just
decides to go out in the driveway and take a
bite out of an ELK cart.

Speaker 5 (01:18:49):
To That's right, well, Laura, great job in.

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
The video is on Instagram at one of five nine
in the Brew just follow us when you get there
court you, uh, what do you think?

Speaker 5 (01:18:58):
Same thing?

Speaker 12 (01:18:59):
Yeah, No, I mean considering the car because a lot
of people, I think on on Instagram or listening, we're thinking,
how how hard could it possibly be?

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
But on this Mercedes, it had.

Speaker 12 (01:19:09):
Like a little a little cap over the that was
covering the spot where you actually insert the jack into
the side of the car, so like it's it's not
something where it's not the scissor jack or whatever you're
going from underneath, you're going into the side of the car.

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
And it was at like an angle.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
Drew and I were looking at on the internet, like, dude,
that looks like it's gonna the cars get come down.

Speaker 6 (01:19:27):
It was.

Speaker 12 (01:19:27):
I was a little worried at first because she didn't
have it all the way inserted into the slot it was.

Speaker 7 (01:19:31):
It was just barely in.

Speaker 12 (01:19:32):
And my my concern was once she got it up
in the air, it was gonna slip out and then
just scratch the crap out of the side.

Speaker 7 (01:19:37):
Of Thor's car.

Speaker 12 (01:19:38):
Yeah, but I think the Thor stepped in and said
could you put it in a little bit further and and.

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
And so that it solved the problem.

Speaker 8 (01:19:45):
Well, I was really really pulling for the scrape job.

Speaker 5 (01:19:48):
I'm looking for something, really hoping that that rear quarter
panel is more.

Speaker 6 (01:19:51):
I was hoping for it too, because I was like, well,
comes with the territory, you know, I.

Speaker 5 (01:19:55):
Was telling Tanner that I would. It would have delayed
my time too, because I would have began the operation
now looking at the jack. You know, eventually you figure
it out. But I would have been looking under the
car for the jackpoint ye for a while before realizing
that it had this hole in the side of the car. Yeah,
I would I would not have known that right away,
and maybe I would have figured it out, but like

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it would have taken me a couple of minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
I think.

Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
I don't know that would have been rattled like Laura was.

Speaker 6 (01:20:19):
But I think the rattle comes from me just like
knowing that I had a time to hit.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
Yeah, and there are people watching it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
So I think if it was just like on the
side of the road chilling, I think it would have
been a little more relaxed about it.

Speaker 6 (01:20:30):
But who's to say, maybe not.

Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
Well, fat Thor's card not to interrupt you. It's kind
of badass, Like I'm looking at it right there. It's
kind of a pimp wag dude. Yeah, it's like it's
an old school Mercedes, but it's the it's like getting
old enough to them, it's getting into classic zone. It's
kind of nice.

Speaker 15 (01:20:45):
I'll take that apology right now, because yes, that is
a two thousand compressor Mercedes, all leather. That's the same
engine that they put in their SUVs. And you saw
the inside.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
I keep it clean.

Speaker 11 (01:20:57):
It's got a VHS player.

Speaker 5 (01:20:58):
Wired in with the flips. I'm gonna I will apologize.
I like this car. I think it's pimp and aggression pimp. Yeah,
you're definitely are collecting checks off eighty second. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
It's got a VCR inside.

Speaker 11 (01:21:11):
Of it, yeah, and a DVD player.

Speaker 5 (01:21:12):
That's wow.

Speaker 6 (01:21:14):
Is that aftermarket or it is.

Speaker 11 (01:21:16):
That's the only reason why I bought the car to
begin with.

Speaker 6 (01:21:19):
I like it.

Speaker 5 (01:21:20):
Well, great job.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
Yeah, Casey came back in here kind of hot, kind
of fired up. I don't know what his problem was.

Speaker 5 (01:21:25):
It never a good it's never a good bid or
a segment. Was always got to complain about something we did.

Speaker 8 (01:21:30):
Yeah, well it's because you guys are always doing something.

Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
Well, this is the radio show. I mean, I don't
what to tell you.

Speaker 5 (01:21:35):
So there it is, so well, what were you upset about?
Just your guys's attitude, Not different than why did we
say that bothered you so much?

Speaker 7 (01:21:42):
Just always Ah, what are we gonna wait all day?
We're doing a live radio show here.

Speaker 5 (01:21:47):
Who should we start it now?

Speaker 7 (01:21:48):
Yeah? When it was already going.

Speaker 5 (01:21:49):
Yeah, that kind of stuff I didn't see. I didn't
see it on this end. I was looking for it.
It's not like we weren't look I kept getting refreshing.

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
I didn't see anything live.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
Yeah, if you guys had started a couple of minutes earlier, probably, honest,
if you would have like you know, it's like when
you show up late, Like if you left a little earlier,
you would have gone there on time.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
And if you would have started this live stream five minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:22:07):
Earlier, yeah, I just thought, you know, I get tired
of the guff.

Speaker 8 (01:22:11):
We'll just do it, do it right in peanut gallery, right,
and then we won't give a same thing.

Speaker 5 (01:22:15):
Yeah, exactly. We're common and simple, getting it all going.
Just do things the way we ask, not just do
things the way we ask, and everything will be fine.
And working our tails up all the morning has Daari.

Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
To be in your presence right now is just amazing.

Speaker 7 (01:22:30):
The kings of all media.

Speaker 5 (01:22:32):
Whoa, you're going in a strange direction when I say
a thing about that, not even a brideslead.

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
Moving on, are you getting so hot?

Speaker 7 (01:22:40):
I'm good.

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
Let's see those toast.

Speaker 7 (01:22:42):
Oh my, you're unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (01:22:47):
Nobody declared themselves the kings of anything.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
Yeah, so you don't have to put that on.

Speaker 5 (01:22:52):
Say it your attitude speaking, Oh man, I love you
to be with him steamed in a mini van, you know, like,
oh my god, on a road trip when.

Speaker 6 (01:23:04):
He's he would have dropped you off.

Speaker 5 (01:23:07):
I would have gotten out.

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
Yeah, are you kidding with that attitude?

Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
Yeah, exactly, I'll pull it over, please do.

Speaker 8 (01:23:11):
He would have gotten out to the tune of my
belt crack.

Speaker 5 (01:23:17):
All right, well, it's everything. I'm glad he got all
that out.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
He's going to be sweating through your sure. Yeah, yeah,
we got your shot at one thousand dollars. That'll cool
you off. Not Casey because he's not eligible to win,
but you got a chance at the grand Right.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
Now, you're listening Drew and Laura.

Speaker 5 (01:23:32):
Drew and Laura one five nine the Brew It's Portland's
rock station Tanner, Drew and Laura Man. Everyone's everyone's exhausted
after Laura, you changed the tire big battle. I only
imagine if I used my own arms for that way
more exhaustly.

Speaker 3 (01:23:47):
You came in here, you said, you're all sweaty, Laura.

Speaker 6 (01:23:50):
Yeah, I work house working pretty hard down there.

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
Well, you did it in just under twenty four minutes,
so congratulations. That is pretty incredible. There is also something
that's in the news today. I guess President Trump's been
attacking Taylor Swift, which is bold. Yeah, I was saying
that she's no longer hot anymore. But also there's a
weird story that a human foot was found near Taylor
Swift's house.

Speaker 5 (01:24:12):
In a lot of news for Swift.

Speaker 6 (01:24:14):
Yeah, like they're very sketchy.

Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
I don't know, like they did they know if the
human foot was severed, like with a saw or.

Speaker 6 (01:24:20):
I mean I would I don't know. Let's see if
I can find some info on.

Speaker 5 (01:24:23):
This, because some human foot was found by her house.

Speaker 6 (01:24:25):
I think regardless of how like the condition of the foot,
it's still detached from the body, right, so that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
Yeah, But I mean, like if it's a saw that
means like somebody cut it in dimber somebody. If it's
like ripped up, maybe it was somebody died and then
animals got him.

Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
That's a gay because because it is an affluent area,
you know, in a high end area where you have
millions of dollars per home, you don't just find a
foot like that's something that happens way out in the
boonies or just come home.

Speaker 14 (01:24:51):
But baby, I found this cool rocket a foot today
and that jo and it's right there, and it's probably
like a gated neighbor.

Speaker 6 (01:25:00):
Is rolling up in there.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
Where does the foot come from? Where does a mystery
severed foot come from?

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
Here?

Speaker 5 (01:25:07):
Is it some drug kingpin who owns a house in
the neighborhood who had to send a message.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
Could Taylor Swift nol? Yeah, all you Swift is stay back?
Uh yeah, it's it's kind of an odd thing. We're
looking it up on TMZ right now.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 5 (01:25:22):
But there's a not.

Speaker 6 (01:25:24):
Football foot right now. I just have pictures of Taylor
Swift's feet. That's not what I want.

Speaker 5 (01:25:31):
Some guys that's exactly what they want. Like, oh, I'm
sure that would swift foot picks would be very expensive.

Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
But if we get more.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
Information on this, I think that obviously doing an investigation
right now. But since we get more in fu well,
you know, it's it is a very strange story.

Speaker 5 (01:25:43):
I love murder cases, so I get super interested in
I've been glued to this Brian Colberger stuff. Oh yeah,
you know, the Idaho murder guy.

Speaker 6 (01:25:51):
Then the more we find out about this, the more
we're like, what a dumb dumb do you hear.

Speaker 5 (01:25:56):
The news this morning?

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
Though?

Speaker 5 (01:25:58):
What that the Core have said that somebody close to
the investigation and hopefully this doesn't affect it too much,
leaked a bunch of confidential information to Dateline. And now
the judge is asking if there is even a possibility
to find a unbiased jury, and they if.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
They can do it for you know, find a former
you know, our current president when he was enjoying they
can find him for this.

Speaker 5 (01:26:27):
Yeah, come on, there's plenty of people out there who
have no idea about that trial. And with the death
penalty on the table, you can't. You can't just wash it.
Like with Baldwin, wrongful death totally different than slaughter, right,
I felt like multiple people within massive intent. That's totally different.
So but that was the news alert this morning on

(01:26:49):
my phone that was concerning Yeah, can we follow procedure?
Can we not get paid one hundred and fifty bucks
to give it to dateline?

Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
So yeah, I've been following that story, and I'll be
following the severed foot of Taylor's of South story too.

Speaker 6 (01:27:00):
So so apparently it washed up from the ocean, Yeah,
washed under their.

Speaker 5 (01:27:07):
Private beaches most likely.

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
Well, now I don't feel bad at all.

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:27:12):
The executive order declaring she's not hot is the bigger story.

Speaker 6 (01:27:16):
Like, I don't know she's I mean, she's looking pretty good.

Speaker 5 (01:27:19):
I think I'm not joining him on that. I'm not
standing in front of the Swifties with m And also
I do think she's very attractive. Oh my god, they're tall,
A little tall for me. She's my kid's hero too.
I'd just be squashing things.

Speaker 6 (01:27:34):
Yeah, I mean she she would tower over both of you.

Speaker 5 (01:27:36):
Yeah, she's long.

Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
How tall is she?

Speaker 6 (01:27:37):
Taylor's five ten. I think she wears, but she wears heels.

Speaker 5 (01:27:42):
She needs to Travis Kelsey, good thing she does. She's
got one of those.

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
All right, More on those stories at one of five
nine the dot commy. We will keep you posted. We
are commercial free with Tanner Jew and Laura on the Brew.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
You're listening to and Laura Drew and Laura One.

Speaker 5 (01:27:59):
Of five nine.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
It's Portland's rock station, Tanner Jo and Laura. All right,
we have more tickets to see one of five nine.
The Brew presents Breaking Benjamin in three days. Grace coming
up at the Tanner Jo and Laura Amphitheater in October.
We'll play the five and ten game here in like
fifteen minutes, maybe less than that for your chance to win.
All right, So a list has come out of the
top US cities for living the good life.

Speaker 6 (01:28:21):
What does that even mean?

Speaker 5 (01:28:22):
That's a good question. I think just like uh, you know,
like like it's just like lots of stuff to do, yeah,
the weathers in activities, weather, lack of getting mugged, that's
all things.

Speaker 6 (01:28:36):
Yeah, because if you get mugged, that's the bad life.

Speaker 5 (01:28:39):
So yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
So this this they looked at data here from one
hundred and fifty major US cities. It's according to the
US Census Bureau, and they found the top ten best
cities in America. There's no Oregon cities on the list,
and there's no Washington cities on them.

Speaker 6 (01:28:56):
Okay, so what's top five?

Speaker 5 (01:28:57):
Is it going to be like Santa Clara, Honnolulu Hawaiian
beautiful skies? No wind?

Speaker 6 (01:29:05):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
Actually, also, I'll give you the top ten. Ten is Boulder, Colorado,
nine is Austin, Texas. Eight is Virginia Beach, Virginia. Seven
is Huntsville, Alabama. Six is Raleigh, North Carolina. Five is Charlotte,
four is Greenville, South Carolina. Three is Colorado Springs, Colorado,
lore I.

Speaker 6 (01:29:25):
Feel like Colorado Springs makes that list, always understood.

Speaker 5 (01:29:29):
Confused at what they consider the good life.

Speaker 6 (01:29:32):
Yeah, I don't. I don't really.

Speaker 5 (01:29:34):
Maybe you maybe like Florida is the good life to you,
but to me it would be misers. It's US News
and Worlds Report in their list of the best Cities
to Live in the mess American Cities to live in.
So there's probably a lot of all kinds of like, you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
Know, restaurants, walkability, yeah, weatheration, all that stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:29:52):
Boise idahos at too, so maybe not weather, Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:29:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:29:55):
Boise has more of like a high desert type of vibe.
Don't they to get a lot of sunshine?

Speaker 5 (01:30:02):
And I thought it was pretty rise.

Speaker 6 (01:30:04):
I mean it is and like any time, I've only
ever driven through Bois's and stopped to get like lunch,
but it always seems like a cute little town.

Speaker 5 (01:30:10):
Yeah, we always think of Idaho as like but like
Corda Lane is apparently one of the nice lanes you
can go incredible. Yeah, the best city to live in
America is Naples, Florida.

Speaker 6 (01:30:26):
But then you have to be that's Florida.

Speaker 5 (01:30:28):
Naples is an affluent area though. Yeah, so you're everything
Florida without the Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
So it's just like a really rich area and a
lot of out of staters moved there, probably New York
and stuff, so.

Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
None of them even speak Florida.

Speaker 6 (01:30:42):
But yeah, and that is true, Like not all Florida
is created equal.

Speaker 5 (01:30:46):
But big fences, Taylor swift House type of fences. Have
you ever been to Florida, fat door, I have not.
I feel like you'd fit in there a lot.

Speaker 11 (01:30:55):
I've been to New Orleans, though, that was the closest
I came to Florida.

Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
Now is nice, but I mean you're living a good
life in New Orleans for like two days and then
you're done you big time.

Speaker 11 (01:31:08):
I saw someone get stabbed in the street when I
was there.

Speaker 5 (01:31:11):
You did, no one, clear your throat and get to
my closer to your mouth?

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
What oh? I said?

Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
Uh.

Speaker 15 (01:31:15):
One time when I was in Nowlins, I was just
walking Bourbon Street. I was getting ready to go into
the casino and this dude just straight up stabbed another dude.

Speaker 5 (01:31:24):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:31:24):
Wow, that's what happens.

Speaker 5 (01:31:25):
You would think that's very Florida too, But not happens
even on Bourbon Street.

Speaker 11 (01:31:29):
Oh yeah, No, it happens more than you think.

Speaker 5 (01:31:32):
Mm hmm. Fact, there was always around the craziness. I've
never been around anybody's been stabbed. I feel like you
are like that's your comfort zone. Like you're always near
a burnside bridge. You're always and it's like just it
could be dangerous, but you're not sure, like fights are
popping off and you're still pouring drinks.

Speaker 4 (01:31:48):
But I also feel like I take comfort in being
around people like that because I feel safer when I'm
with somebody who feels safe in those situations.

Speaker 6 (01:31:57):
You know what I mean. Maybe that's not Maybe that's
not a ground.

Speaker 11 (01:32:01):
I don't go looking for it. It just kind of
follows me.

Speaker 15 (01:32:03):
So it's like, maybe I should start carrying waivers like
Susan so when you guys are hanging out or anybody.

Speaker 5 (01:32:08):
Just sign this.

Speaker 7 (01:32:10):
I'm not liab.

Speaker 6 (01:32:10):
It's not a bad idea.

Speaker 5 (01:32:11):
Yeah, as long as I see you in the daylight,
I'm still safe.

Speaker 7 (01:32:14):
Oh yeah, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:32:14):
How many beers have you had?

Speaker 6 (01:32:15):
This?

Speaker 1 (01:32:15):
One? One?

Speaker 11 (01:32:16):
Just one in the studio.

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
You're a good man.

Speaker 5 (01:32:20):
I like how you compartmentalize your day. Just one here,
that doesn't count the ones in the parking line. That's
a different experience, Danner.

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
Yeah, all right, thank you for coming, fat th Warren,
Thanks for bringing your vehicle and letting Laura jacket up
and change the tire.

Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
She did it in nunder forty twenty four minutes.

Speaker 11 (01:32:36):
Twenty four minutes, exactly what I called.

Speaker 5 (01:32:38):
Let's double check all those before you drive on the
free Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:32:41):
It's one of five nine The Brew, Tanner, Jo and Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
You Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
All right, coming up on October first, one of five
nine The Brew presents Breaking Benjamin and Three Days Grace,
both great bands. They're going to be headlining together, and
we'll have tickets for you here in just a second.
But it's gonna be a good show. It sounded like
a Tuesday or Wednesday.

Speaker 6 (01:33:05):
It's a Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
But the Hump, Yeah, that's those two bands are good
enough I think to be tired on the Thursday.

Speaker 6 (01:33:12):
Yeah, worth it.

Speaker 5 (01:33:13):
But it's it's always frustrating when those.

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
Like are Wednesday shows at the at the Cascades Amphitheater
because it's like, it just takes like an hour getting
out of it.

Speaker 6 (01:33:21):
I mean unless it's your hood though. Yeah, so it's
not so bad when you live nearby.

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
But I live in like basically Newburg, so it'll take
me a bit. It just it just takes you long
time just to get out of the parking lot.

Speaker 5 (01:33:33):
Yeah, it is a long ride. You either got to
have that VIP parking yeah, or just catch the edge
of the ga or leave early, which is I've done
a few times and I hate doing.

Speaker 6 (01:33:43):
You know, definitely gotta leave before the encore.

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
And that's what happened the last time I saw Breaking
Benjamin was at the Cascades Amphitheater and the girl I
was dating at the time one to leave early.

Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
So I missed Diary of Jane, I missed all the
big hits.

Speaker 5 (01:33:55):
Well maybe like first yeah, because go headline.

Speaker 6 (01:33:59):
Are you feeling that passionate? About three days Grace? Because
then if they go last.

Speaker 3 (01:34:04):
Because I'll probably play their big hits last too, So yeah, true, I.

Speaker 5 (01:34:06):
Mean which one would you rather miss? A few songs
from Three Days Grace? So we'll hope that you get
your b break first and on that day, October first,
might be the most beautiful day on a calendar in
the Pacific Northwest. Yeah, it's it's right there. It's like
it's stupid, it's stupid nice. Yeah, it's like it's so
niceful that you can't believe that in one month it's

(01:34:28):
gonna suck, right, It's like, no, no, no, no, not
this year. Well, yes, it's gonna be a good show.

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
Let's play the game here for your tickets to the show,
the five and ten game. We're gonna give you a
category and you'll have ten seconds to name five items
within that category. It sounds easy, but as soon as
the pressure's on, you get.

Speaker 5 (01:34:49):
The ticker in your ear.

Speaker 6 (01:34:50):
Yeah, it's not so so easy.

Speaker 3 (01:34:52):
Let's meet her.

Speaker 5 (01:34:53):
Contestant this morning, calling from Beaverton. His name is Noah.

Speaker 3 (01:34:56):
What's happening, buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:34:58):
Hey, guys, how's it going doing well?

Speaker 6 (01:34:59):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
And are you more of a Breaking Benjamin fan or
a Three Days Grace.

Speaker 7 (01:35:03):
Fan three days Grace, I would say, for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
Yeah, have you ever seen him live?

Speaker 7 (01:35:10):
No, you're right.

Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
Oh well, there's a lot on the line here, because
if you lose, you'll have to listen to us and
give your tickets to somebody who's just waiting under the
other line, who did nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:35:18):
They're just waiting for you to screw up.

Speaker 7 (01:35:21):
Yeah, okay, all.

Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
Right today, Noah, your category are are is cereals? You'll
have ten seconds to name ten cereals. Your time begins now.

Speaker 5 (01:35:34):
Frosted flakes, cheerios, special K, fruit loops, and so close
for seals.

Speaker 2 (01:35:49):
He was so close I heard him say, honey, bunch
of votes by that. When the timer was done, it
was over.

Speaker 3 (01:35:54):
Oh Bro, I'm sorry, that's oh, no worries.

Speaker 5 (01:35:59):
Yeah, you got to listen to us, give your tickets
to somebody who did nothing, man, and that person is Jake.

Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
What's up, Jake, Jake the snake taking the tickets.

Speaker 5 (01:36:11):
Snake. All right, you're going to three days Grace and
breaking Benjamin Bro what a bummer.

Speaker 6 (01:36:17):
That was tough.

Speaker 5 (01:36:21):
When he yelled special K devastating.

Speaker 6 (01:36:25):
It's not not that kind of k.

Speaker 5 (01:36:28):
Also talking about that stuff's barely a cereal.

Speaker 3 (01:36:30):
It's terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:36:30):
Oh, it's so gross.

Speaker 6 (01:36:31):
Is it like frosted flakes without the frost?

Speaker 5 (01:36:33):
You know, it's like brand versic corn flakes. It's like
it's not good, just just boring ass flakes. Well that's
what it should be, called boring flakes.

Speaker 6 (01:36:42):
When you're having tummy troubles and you need a solid
bowel movement, you special cut.

Speaker 2 (01:36:47):
All right, hang on the phone, Jake. We'll get your information.
And Noah, thanks for playing. You'll have a chance next
week to win some tickets to a different show. I
guess when you're not as excited about.

Speaker 3 (01:36:59):
Gotta let you go, buddy.

Speaker 5 (01:37:01):
Wow, man, that's painful.

Speaker 6 (01:37:02):
It is.

Speaker 5 (01:37:03):
And on a Friday too, I was hoping he was
gonna walk away with something. I felt like cereal is
a lay and I know there's because I was taking
cocoa pebbles, cocoa puffs smacks.

Speaker 6 (01:37:12):
Go smack.

Speaker 5 (01:37:14):
That is the last time you had it smacked hundred years.

Speaker 3 (01:37:18):
There's still runch peanut butter crunch.

Speaker 5 (01:37:20):
I love this a cereal called oatmeal crisp, but I
can only get it in certain stores.

Speaker 6 (01:37:24):
Oatmeal it used to be one hundred. No.

Speaker 5 (01:37:28):
Well, and your grandma I gave it to you. My
grandmother is the one who who turned me on too
when I was a little kid, and so it has nostalgia.

Speaker 6 (01:37:35):
Yeah. I like this cereal called grape nuts. I don't
know if you guys have tried it, but it's really good.

Speaker 5 (01:37:40):
No, And I watched on the History It's not oatmeal,
I promise I was sorry, go ahead, and I'm just
saying yourself away.

Speaker 3 (01:37:46):
Oatmell Christmas. It's not oatmeal. It's just they're flakes.

Speaker 5 (01:37:49):
It's just in the name.

Speaker 6 (01:37:50):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:37:50):
But I watched The Foods That Changed America on History Channel,
and grape nuts is the og And it only lost
out in the Great War of Cereals when they made
corn flakes on accident, when they left the product out
overnight and thus made it turn into a flake when
you squeezed.

Speaker 6 (01:38:08):
It that much.

Speaker 5 (01:38:10):
And then that's a good mistake, like gum. Yeah, and
then corn flakes became dominant for like another fifty years.

Speaker 4 (01:38:16):
To be fair, I don't hate grape nuts, like you
have to let them sit in the milk for a
while and sprinkle some sugar.

Speaker 5 (01:38:22):
Seemed like a grape nut kind of that's so terrible.
It's like, yeah, I'm gone back to grape nuts. No,
we all ditched it as a team, not me, that
was it. My dad used to eat grape nuts, and
I feel like he did it just to prove it
was from a tougher time.

Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
What's your ceregal fat?

Speaker 6 (01:38:39):
Door?

Speaker 5 (01:38:40):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (01:38:40):
To be honest, I don't eat cereal. I like bacon
and I like eggs.

Speaker 6 (01:38:44):
Okay, but there's a cereal. None of us eat cereal.

Speaker 5 (01:38:48):
A breakfast you eat at three am as a kid,
what did you What did you like?

Speaker 7 (01:38:52):
Oh man?

Speaker 11 (01:38:52):
Anything?

Speaker 15 (01:38:53):
I mean basically the UK crisp, No, the probably the
peanut butter crunch Captain crunch.

Speaker 11 (01:39:00):
Peanut butter crunch as my go to.

Speaker 5 (01:39:01):
You can get dry, you could eat it wet.

Speaker 3 (01:39:03):
That's how I feel about Cinnamone's crun.

Speaker 5 (01:39:04):
You can eat it dry. I feel like both of
those who are pretty aggressive flavor for a big bowl, though,
like a Captain Crunch is a little more consumable.

Speaker 6 (01:39:11):
Captain Crunch will tear up throughof of your mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:39:14):
Yeah, But Cinnamon Toe's crunch to me was more like
chips because.

Speaker 6 (01:39:18):
I just.

Speaker 7 (01:39:20):
Box like.

Speaker 6 (01:39:21):
It is crazy to me that these cereals are acceptable,
supposedly acceptable to feed your children. Oh they're not like
a what cookie crist?

Speaker 5 (01:39:30):
You're literally feeding your child.

Speaker 6 (01:39:32):
But I love cookie crists, don't get me wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:39:34):
But the results of feeding him that is a nightmare.
I've been through it many times, and we tried to
never have sugar cereal for breakfast. Yeah, because it turns
you into Mike Myers from SNL where he's tied to
the play structure and he's got a helmet on. Every
kid goes juice.

Speaker 3 (01:39:49):
To me, it's more of like a late night snack.

Speaker 5 (01:39:51):
Yeah, it should be treated like ice cream. Yeah, yeah,
thank you.

Speaker 11 (01:39:55):
I've always said that what cereal is your kids into?

Speaker 5 (01:39:58):
My kids are deprived now. They're forced to smoothies and
eggs and all this other stuff because they ate it
forever and I paid the price, and also, you know,
I don't want any more cavities.

Speaker 15 (01:40:07):
My wife eats a lot of cereal, to be honest.
That is her favorite late night snack. I mean, I
don't even drink milk.

Speaker 11 (01:40:13):
There's no room. All I have is alcohol, maybe some food.

Speaker 5 (01:40:19):
Order in which that's in. If there are calories left
after the drinks, I'll have something to eat.

Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
I might have like a banana or something, all right,
let's see someone says, how dare you, Laura talk crap
about oatmeal crisp cereal.

Speaker 5 (01:40:31):
Yeah, it's really good. It's got a call following apparently.

Speaker 6 (01:40:34):
Yeah, I guess, I guess I need to try.

Speaker 3 (01:40:36):
It when you only get it from and I like to.
I like oatmeal crisp with almonds.

Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
That is my number one cereal of all time. And
then cocoa pebbles is it too. But like even as
a kid, I didn't I like the oatmel crisp, you know,
and it's like it's just flakes. It almost is like
it's kind of like honey bunches of Votes but better
because I'm just a little.

Speaker 5 (01:40:54):
Bit of a twist. And that's what my oldest she
loved honey bunches of votes. That's her, that was her.
Jam My mom started getting that after, you know, and
I was like, get get the get the old milk
chris Ma like honey butches of oats. I was team
honey bunch. But I also didn't have this grandma's version
of this cereal. I'm not even sure i've had it.

Speaker 3 (01:41:13):
And you know what I would do.

Speaker 5 (01:41:14):
Everyone says I'm weird for doing this, So I'd pour
the flakes into the bowl and then I crunched them
all up. You're a serial killer to make like a
to make like a dust almost, and then I pour
the milk in it.

Speaker 6 (01:41:23):
That doesn't surprise me.

Speaker 5 (01:41:27):
It's really good. And someone's gonna dust their cereal tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:41:31):
Just yeah, it doesn't. I think you could probably do
this with any cereal, any cereal, any serious. It's just
a different texture to me. And and so I tried
it without doing that once and I didn't like it.

Speaker 5 (01:41:40):
See that reminds me of the bottom of the bag. Yeah,
and I love that this with this cereal. I love
that he likes airplane food, Laurie. Just don't don't question
the process.

Speaker 2 (01:41:51):
I do enjoy hairplate food, but they're not doing it anymore.
So when I go in and enjoy airplane peanuts.

Speaker 5 (01:41:58):
And I'm eating the steamed fish, I'm gonna be thinking
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Especially when you have the diary.

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Is there salt on this plane? No, sir, we cooked
it in earlier. Oh probably too salt. Yeah, I probably
filled with sodium. Just get can't feel your upper lip.

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Speaker 6 (01:43:03):
I like to think that it's you know, it's a
whole saga. I laughed, I cried.

Speaker 5 (01:43:08):
It was a range of emotion, for sure. You get
to see her kind of going close to the deep
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Speaker 6 (01:43:27):
Fat Thora was telling us, what's the name of that
what's the name of that movie?

Speaker 11 (01:43:30):
I think it's called a Friends and Ship. Maybe we're
gonna go check that out tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:43:34):
That's a movie review.

Speaker 3 (01:43:35):
That's what that dude that you are, TikTok skates.

Speaker 7 (01:43:38):
Dude does he?

Speaker 11 (01:43:39):
Yeah, he's a really good skater. And it's got a
Paul Rudd. Who doesn't love that?

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That's right, you love Paul Rudd. I showed these guys
the trailer in the studio and it looks really funny
this movie.

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He's the guy. He's he's sure about sure about that
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He's so funny and it's a twenty four is that
he made this movie. And they're like they're cranking out
bangers lately. They've got really a good list of movies. Yeah,
that's worth the look, So all right, you're gonna go
check that out. What's around Tomato score for that movie?

Speaker 7 (01:44:05):
Yeah, pull that up.

Speaker 5 (01:44:06):
It's called Friendship.

Speaker 6 (01:44:07):
I don't think so it's gotta be.

Speaker 5 (01:44:09):
I thought there was more to it, but it's just
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I think it's got a pretty good score.

Speaker 5 (01:44:15):
What is the score?

Speaker 3 (01:44:16):
What do you guys think?

Speaker 5 (01:44:18):
Eighty one, eighty one, Laura eighty.

Speaker 6 (01:44:22):
Seven?

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Laura is the closest.

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I guess this weekend nice whenever it's ouse worth the look.
And if those rains do show up and give you
something to do inside, yeah, all right, that's it for us.
Thanks fat Thor for bringing the alcohol today, not a
problem he always has. It was so funny because I
was watching the video stream of Lord Chains and the
Tire and I saw him drinking something, but I wasn't sure.

Speaker 3 (01:44:51):
And then Court's like, yeah, he's drinking a beer.

Speaker 5 (01:44:53):
He's already got a It wasn't even nine am.

Speaker 6 (01:44:55):
I mean, you know it's his day off Friday.

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Yeah, Actually I never had a cifica before this morning.

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It was pretty good. And it's funny because normally when
we talked to him on a Friday morning, he's at
a restaurant with a bloody Mary. So it's all just
par for the course. Straightening out is his hands keeping
the shake.

Speaker 15 (01:45:11):
We're working on cars today. Laura performed amazingly, and you know,
you just can't just bust.

Speaker 11 (01:45:16):
Out the liquor like that. It's got to be a
beer when you're changing a tire.

Speaker 5 (01:45:20):
Fair enough, there it is, unless she's Laura's on her
second beer this morning. Yeah, she's going to be texting dudes.
She's not allowed to hear.

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I thought I blocked your number?

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