TD&L Full Show For Friday- All In The Family

On today's show we talked about the famous people we are related to. We also learned how long we look at our phones on the toilet and another round of Cheers and Jeers!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You, Drew, Laura, what's happening? What up?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
What up?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Though? I heard him say that in the movie once,
What Up?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
What Up?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Actually?

Speaker 4 (00:11):
I went to move to Detroit.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
They said it all the time. Oh yeah, I don't
know what it means. Is that like what's up? I
think it's just like hey, I think it is like
what's up? But we're not in Detroit, Tanner, So you
gotta stop yelling at me this early. I mean, it's
a Friday. I don't need you yelling at me. All right?
What up? Though? And what happy Friday? What do you
want to say? What up? Though?

Speaker 4 (00:30):
It's what up?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Dough? It's I think it's the d It's pills bear, Yo,
I'm just trying something out with Wow. Just get Doug
with Laura. I'm leaving you, No, don't leave.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
It's yeah, it's gonna be boring if you.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Drew in here just going up and him in here
by ourselves doing what up? You're right best I don't leave.
Later on this morning, we've got another two hundred dollars
gift card to Bomber Brothers. So seven thirty this morning,
we're going to play sex toy or firework for your
chance to win and here in a few minutes, we're
actually going to replay the interview with Jeremy Jeremy Piven

(01:11):
from yesterday. Yeah, I was so excited to talk to
this dude. We were talking about it after the year,
maybe even on the here. A little bit that he's
like was a bucket list for me, like to have
him on our show.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
I think we were talking about it during the Donkey
Show podcast yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah, I loved Entourage so much.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Ari Gold's probably one of my favorite characters on television
of all time. It's up there with like Heisenberg, you
know what I mean, Like Heisenberg's probably my favorite. But
then you know, there's like he's top ten for sure.
I'd have to put the list down on paper. I'll
do it tonight, ye come back on Monday. He's pretty incredible.
But yeah, he's so funny, and he's doing some stand
up here in Portland. He's going to be at the

(01:46):
Roseland and he was just on the air talking about it.
He actually thought he was talking to Seattle. Yeah, he
didn't let him know where he was.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
He thought he was talking to Seattle, And then he
emailed us again about Portland's Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Hey, guys, you want to type that into your you
want to lock down that interview?

Speaker 6 (02:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Like, well news, So here, in about fifteen minutes or so,
we're going to replay the Jeremy Pivan interview from yesterday
if you missed it. Also, well, we're going to find
out what your grief you know, griefs are this morning.
Or maybe you want to cheer somebody on. Yeah, all right,
another cheers and jeers coming up later on today. If

(02:22):
somebody did something cool, you can let people know about it.
If somebody did something awful, you can let them know
about that as well. Yeah, shut it from the rooftops.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Right in the meantime.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Story, it's time to go around the room sharing what
we think the biggest stories of the day are. I'll
kick this off. Microsoft's blue screen of death error message
is going away? Oh does that mean error messages are
going well together? I figured that out? Or are cool new? No?

Speaker 7 (02:50):
No? Yeah, how are they gonna tell us when our
computer is dead and gone?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I'm sure we'll still get an air message of some kind,
But the computer giant says it's part of a larger
revamp following last year's crowd strikeoutage that crashed over eight
million Windows devices, including banks, companies, and airlines. I think
we were even affected by that, if you remember, we
couldn't get into some of our systems. Yeah, definitely problem
And Windows eleven, there won't be a frowny face in

(03:15):
a QR code appearing during the unexpected restarts like there's
been for the past forty years. Yeah, the airscreen will
be black with a short message that tells users.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
That they need to restart.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Just something simple and plain interesting.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Well, I mean changing of the times.

Speaker 7 (03:30):
If they can figure out how to change the blue
screen of death, can't they figure out how to prevent
your computer from crashing?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
You know what I mean? Yeah, it'd be nice. Yeah,
it will be nice. But to mine seems to crash
every other day. So haven't you figured that.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
One out yet?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Not quite yet.

Speaker 7 (03:44):
I think the big story speaking of technology, is that
researchers in China have announced a new way to treat
sinus infections. Instead of antibiotics, you'll just shoot tiny little
robots up your nose. It's the latest in nanobot technology.
Each robot is smaller than a speck of dust, so

(04:05):
way thinner than even human hair, and their programs to
wipe out bacteria. It's not clear how many you'll have
to put up there. They just call it a swarm
of tiny.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Robot You got you that robot cocaine?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, get us?

Speaker 5 (04:19):
Yeah, give me a robot swarm. That's frightening.

Speaker 7 (04:23):
But they've tested it on animals. They say it could
be a proof to treat sinus and bladder infections and
humans in five to ten years. The only issue is
they're still trying to figure out how to get the
robots out.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Of your nose.

Speaker 7 (04:35):
Once they're up there. They say, hopefully you can just
you know, blow them out when you blow your nose.
Yet to be determined.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Still working out the bugs if you will. But yeah,
I'm going to let someone else test that for a while.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
The big story to me is Tina Cootech, the governor,
says that Moltnoma County voters who approved pre school for
all programs have been failed because she says that four
hundred and eighty five million dollars has not been spent,
which was supposed to be make it so these kids

(05:09):
could go to preschool without having to pay the problem
is lengthy paperwork and all these red tape that have
been built in so you can't do it. She's like, wait,
now the money is just sitting here and it's not
being used. So they're going to change the way that
they do it so that they can strengthen the program
and hopefully use up that money and get it going.

(05:31):
I say, let's get that preschool going across a couple
of counties.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
I got one coming up. Hook it up, let's make
it work. More on those stories at one of five
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(05:55):
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Speaker 4 (06:12):
And what's important.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
You're not trying to, you know, become a millionaire here,
although it would be nice, but I will tell you this,
the advocates have gotten over one hundred million dollars for
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(06:35):
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Speaker 8 (06:46):
And now Bruce Sports, Bruce, here's Drew Well.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
The draft grades are in after the NBA Draft finish
up the second round yesterday not a lot of action
though for the Blazers because they had no second.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Round pick, but the grade they gave the Blazers as
a C minus. Oh no, it's not an F. That's
passing to see's get degrees, baby.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
That's true. And the cool thing about it is this
sea could either be an F or it could be
an A plus. You know, I did a deeper dive
into the limited clips we have from the Chinese leagues,
and granted, it's not NBA talent that he's playing against,
but he moves pretty darn well for a guy who's

(07:31):
over seven feet tall.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
I feel like most seven footers are just like, don't.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
This guy's got movement and he's got ball handling skills. Now,
there is a log jam at the seven foot or
around seven foot position.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
On this team.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
But it could be that he's an All Star one day.
But it could be that he's a complete bust. We'll
have to wait and see, but they'll bring him to
the team immediately. And finally, Texas State is set to
join the PAC twelve.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yep, Texas State. You know, when you.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
Think big time football, you think Texas Still you don't
at all, but that could be changing because they will
make it so they have enough teams to compete as
an FBS conference in twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
And it's funny.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
It's Oregon State, Washington State, Boise State, San Diego State,
Colorado State, Utah State, and Fresno State. Why isn't it
Pack state instead of pac twelve pack ten pack state.
Everyone's got a state in their title except Gonzaga, who
won't play football if there's a sport.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
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Speaker 2 (08:52):
You're listening to tan Or Drew and Laura Drew in Laura.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Aabby Friday, and it's time for another edition. Cheers and
Jeers' gonna give you some time to you know, let
off some steam or shout somebody out. Maybe somebody did
something great for you. Yeah, you know, like maybe your
neighbor came through, Like my my sprinklers weren't coming on
the other day. You know, I'll start it off this morning. Okay,
A big, a big jeer. No, I'm sorry, cheer sorry yeh,

(09:18):
because cheers are the bad thing. A big cheer to
my neighbor Joel, because I for like a week and
a half was trying to figure out my sprinkler system
without asking, Like I didn't want to ask, because like
I got it. He was like, you gotta cheg your
sprinkler on. It's like I got it covered, bro, And
I couldn't figure it out. Wasn't your landscaping guy he is?

Speaker 4 (09:33):
But the other things in my garage?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you. And so I couldn't
figure it out, and like I kept trying, like I've
used this thing every single year. Why all of a
sudden do I not know how to operate it? Yeah?
I realized it wasn't my fault that we had shut
the water off, yeah, the street for the winter, for
the winter, and I'd forgotten that we had done that.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
Well, good thing you did that, and say your pipes
are still intent.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
But Joel figured it out was because he thought he
thought he turned it back on too, and so he
was like, no, they're wrong, and he's fiddling with it,
and finally after like ten minutes of trying, just kidding, Yeah,
I wouldn't check because oh they are off all.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Right, ten minutes for kind of landscape guy, no offense
to Joel, but ten minutes ago.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
It probably thirty minutes. Who knows, who cares. But the
point is is that it was an hour. Yeah, it
was probably half the day was wasting. Yeah, but yeah
we got it figured out. And big ups to my
neighbor Joel, because that guy's coming clutch for me quite
a few times.

Speaker 7 (10:23):
Something And is that something you probably wouldn't have figured
out on your own.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
I would have gotten to it eventually, but you configured
the electric. I was relying on him because he said,
oh it's on, so I just yeah. I was like,
all right, well, I'm not going to go push all
this dirt and spider webs out of the light. It is.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
It's pretty gross down there sometimes, you know, because you've
got to. You do have to uncover it. And then
those things are tight. Yeah, flick a slug off the
little hole you could put your finger in. Yeah, and
if you don't have that little key, it's pretty tight.
It's a I have to put a glove on to
turn it on.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
So cheers and jeers. Who do you want to shout
out today? Who do you want to jeer?

Speaker 5 (10:54):
You know?

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Maybe somebody, maybe your neighbor rubbed you wrong, you know.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, maybe your neighbor was the one who turned off
your water. Yeah, rude and then uh and then confused
you on if it was on or off. Yeah, so
maybe that was it. Yeah, eight six, six, four, four, five,
one five nine. Laura, is there somebody you'd like to
cheer or jeer this morning? Yeah? I don't have a.

Speaker 7 (11:13):
Jeer today, which is my usual lane, I have a cheer.
I just I just want to shout out my friends
at Jeep of Gresham because.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
This weekend I'm going to be driving another jeep. I'm
going out to see Sammy and the guys. She can
or night rather, I'm gonna go pick up a cheap
this afternoon. She gets a saming and the guy sounds
like an old eighties BANDA. Yeah, they're playing it Ta Avenue.
But it's the coolest. Cheap of Gresham gives Laura these
these cars for like three or four days or something,
she drives around these badass jeeps.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Yeah, yeah, very very jealous of it.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
I wonder what your neighbors think, you know, use you
just you're flipping cars all the time, cannot make a
decision on what you want, you know, because the cars
are like right there when you come out, So you
think that it's true. Maybe they think you steal things?

Speaker 7 (11:57):
Well, I mean, I don't anyone's listening, I don't. These
are these are given to me, and uh they give them.
I do give them back remorsefully because I wish they're
bad as Yeah, but I'm gonna I'm going to try
to convince them to let me have it through Fourth
of July weekends.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
I feel like that. Yeah, that would that makes Yeah.
We got a text from zero three nine three cheers
and jeers this morning. This one says, I want to
send out a jeer to somebody. My future in laws
scammed me out of ten thousand dollars, so that's always
a fun thing. Are they still your future law? This
is a rough hold, And I got to call this
person what we're calling you, dude, I can't put them

(12:37):
on the air.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
First a whole on, let me starling.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Then I'm picking up as.

Speaker 7 (12:40):
Yeah that's pretty crazy, all right.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
So this person said, how do you navigate that my
future in laws scammed me out of ten thousand dollars?
Hold on, I got to ask.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Them off the air. Hello, Hello, Hey, can I put
Jenny real quick.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Behind the scenes Tanager and Laura show? Hey man, what's
your name?

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Hey Kevin?

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Hey Kevin. So you say your future in laws scammed
you out of ten grand.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yes, sir, they did.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
And how did this happen? And why are they still
your future in laws if they're conning you out of money? Yeah,
what's going on?

Speaker 9 (13:21):
Well, well, I can't help who my teacher wife is,
you know, her parents.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 9 (13:30):
We were supposed to move into their place. They were
going to move into an RV, and they asked me
to buy a tractor for their farm. So I spent
ten grands on it, and then they were like, yeah,
we can't afford the RV to move into the r V,
so and I got boned.

Speaker 7 (13:48):
So you were supposed to kind of just like take over.
You weren't moving in with them in the house. The
house was going to be yours. Is that what you're saying, Well,
it was supposed to be there.

Speaker 9 (13:58):
They're gonna they're going to give it to their daughter
once they pass But yeah, they were they were going
to move into an r V and so I can
move up there. And uh, basically they were like, yeah,
we can't afford that now.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
So you just bought them a tractor for no reason?
Can you take the track bag?

Speaker 9 (14:19):
I could, but they've been using it quite a bit,
so it's been devalued. So there's no right to get
my money back out of it.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
And what is your what.

Speaker 9 (14:27):
Does she She said she wanted to pay me back
the money, but I told her it's not on her,
you know. But she's upset too, But there, I mean,
there's nothing we could really do about it.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
And at this point it's basically both of your money
and and so I feel like paying her back is
just like it's just going right into your guys's you know, accounts.

Speaker 9 (14:49):
Good.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
I mean, I guess in the long run, you will
get the house. But it does it does kind of
suck it. I don't maybe they didn't intentionally do it,
but it does sound kind of like, well, sorry about that.

Speaker 7 (14:57):
But if they couldn't have a failed I mean, it's
it's not a surprise that they couldn't afford the RV,
Like they knew that a lot of time.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
I feel like all the finances should have been worked
out before you purchased big the big. Yeah, so it
sounds like they had no.

Speaker 9 (15:09):
Intention of Like I told my girlfriend, my fiance now,
like I told her, I was like, you know, I
should have I should have done some kind of contract
or I should have had been double check their finances first.
So yeah, I mean it's it's it's as much on
me as it's not.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
Anybody else, right, Yeah, but what if your what if
your fiancees in on it?

Speaker 1 (15:31):
What if this is long con Yeah, this is just
one pro trap. I mean, think about it.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
Thoughts they might be a rogue unit. They were going
to move into an r V. That's a pretty wild
eye the idea in the first.

Speaker 7 (15:46):
Well kind of RV we talking about like one of
those nice ones or like breaking bad.

Speaker 9 (15:50):
Art, which, yeah, they were supposed to get like a
like a big one like nice so they could like
travel and stuff. They're older now, you know they're in
they're sixteen.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Yeah, they're like that just being old.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
We take your ten thousand dollars, we're old building a
farm with cons like respec to your elders. Kevin, how
dare Kevin, I'm sorry about that. It sounds like you've
got a good head on your shoulders though, and uh,
and you love this girl, you trust.

Speaker 9 (16:13):
Her, right, I do it all right?

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Well then you're good man. You should be fine. Ten
that ten grand will come back in like ten years,
fifteen years. Yeah, you'll get that track.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
That was.

Speaker 9 (16:24):
That was just an extensive lesson I learned.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yeah, but you know, your fiance is probably like this
guy's a good man. He's taking care of people, you know,
even my parents and they screwed him over, but he's
still taking.

Speaker 7 (16:31):
Care of But now we're not getting the fancy, can't
get the wedding, so thanks for that.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Right now we're going to have to do a frozen
cake from dairy queen and that's all. Yeah, I take
it good, all right, buddy? This guy from seven to six,
seven to five, says man Kevin got cooked. Oh poor keV.

Speaker 9 (16:49):
Yeah, I got burned.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
So is that do you still go to dinners and stuff?

Speaker 1 (16:54):
After that?

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Like?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Is it is it?

Speaker 10 (16:55):
Little?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Sound?

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Literally?

Speaker 9 (16:57):
This all developed Like I just found out last side
that they can't afford the RB show.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
No very new.

Speaker 9 (17:05):
I found out that maybe about six thirty I go
to bed at nine because I have to be up
the fourth for work.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
Wow, he's got to had three hours to digest this
before he got up.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
I would have a conversation. Yeah, I would have a
conversation with him, man, And you know, at least figure
out a way to get some sort of payment system
set up.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
A little compensation, if not all of it, like ten grand.
And it's you're just on the chin. Yeah, I mean
you can't you start in your new life in debt,
you know what I mean? So right, right, all right, buddy,
good luck?

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah, thank you guys.

Speaker 7 (17:33):
Man, every time he pulls into the driveway and sees
that track there, he's just gonna.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
And the dad comes out and goes, yeah, I got you.
It's cheers and jeers. Who do you want to cheer
this morning? Who do you want to jeer? Eight six
six four four.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
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Speaker 2 (17:54):
The brew you're listening to Drew and Laura Drew or.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
It is cheers and jeers this morning, giving you an
opportunity to either cheer somebody for something cool, they did something,
maybe just helped you out, made you feel good. Or
if you want to cheer somebody somebody who wronged you,
ill somebody maybe you're just sick of. Maybe somebody at work.
Maybe it's a family member, maybe it's a maybe it's
the dude at the you know, seven to eleven by

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your house. Yeah, sometimes you can get a little saucy
behind the counter always bugging man eight six six four
four five one five nine. You can also shoot his
text messages. Anna McLoughlin Cheverlet text line at nine eight
one ninety seven. This text comes from fifty eight fifty eight.
They say, I would like to cheer the nurses at
Tillamuck Hospital when I was going through chemo. I was
always down and they always knew how to put a

(18:42):
smile on my face. And my wife. My wife too,
she was on my side the whole time. Oh that's
awesome what I like to hear. Yeah, that's impressive. Eighteen
eighty says, uh geez. They're kind of piggybacking on what
Kevin said in the last segment. How was a future
in laws stole ten grand from amdam Well? This person says,
my own father stole fifty five thousand dollars for me.

Speaker 11 (19:04):
Whoa, whoa, But he's a douche, This is what they say. Yeah,
that sounds like it goes without saying yeah grand.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
That must have been like in your savings or something,
or maybe tied up in your house and like he
took the took the deed.

Speaker 7 (19:17):
Or something, probably savings, you know, I feel like because
I mean, it sounds like he was probably older with
that fifty five thousand dollars. You don't have that kind
of money when you're a kid. But I mean, if
he had access to your bank account and just.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
I'm not gonna have to call this person to find
out how dad stole fifty five grand. It is kind
of a mystery. Call him up. We're calling it.

Speaker 7 (19:38):
You can't just be leaving us these text messages for details.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Yeah, this is a seven to one four area code
war is that I don't know. Let's find out deep dive,
all right, calling this person to see how their fathers
stole fifty five thousand dollars Northwest Orange County. Okay, I'm
going to hit up this phone and make sure they're
not on the air first.

Speaker 9 (20:00):
I was told to have to do this.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Hey is this? Who's this?

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Hold on?

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Oh I'm doing it wrong?

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Oh no, ohky you there can hear me. Lots of buttons.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Hey, what's your name?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
You get all right?

Speaker 4 (20:12):
I'm gonna put you on the air.

Speaker 10 (20:13):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Is that okay?

Speaker 3 (20:16):
All right?

Speaker 4 (20:17):
She's like, oh, it's you guys.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Hold on, yeah, you forgot to identify yourself.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
She's just like, what I but I'm such a big
star with my voice.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
I'm right.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
I'll get you on the air right here, here we go.
She's very sweet. Her name is Steph.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Okay, hey, Steph? How are you hello? Hello? Steph? Can
you hear us? Yes?

Speaker 9 (20:37):
I can?

Speaker 1 (20:38):
All right, we got your text says your own father
stole fifty five thousand dollars from you.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
How the hell did this happen?

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Well?

Speaker 5 (20:45):
I had an aunt and it was only me, my
brother and my dad left and she had quite a
bit of money, and so she left me money.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
And apparently when I was a kid.

Speaker 12 (20:56):
I signed the money over to my.

Speaker 9 (20:57):
Dad and it originally was fifty five but can imagine
how much it is now? And he stole all that
money from his own kid.

Speaker 11 (21:06):
Oh hell, so you were really young when this happened,
and the inflation or the you know, the interest I
mean would have been a pretty big time.

Speaker 9 (21:15):
Yeah, but I just found out like two years ago
that he totally geez.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
And So how did you feel when you found out, Like,
do you have a good relationship with him?

Speaker 7 (21:24):
Well?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Obviously no, no, obviously not.

Speaker 13 (21:27):
Yeah, no not anymore.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
So when you found out, did you reach out to
him and say, dude, like what's up? Or did you
just what happened?

Speaker 9 (21:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:37):
He hung up on me. Oh just straight up. Yeah,
he did it, and he just there was nothing he
could say.

Speaker 9 (21:46):
So he just hung up on me.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
And he didn't spend that money on you, like raising.

Speaker 9 (21:50):
You or no.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
No, no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 12 (21:54):
He was going to Hawaii and doing all kinds of
crazy and we just didn't know it was our money.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
I just saw a video the other day where this
guy opened a credit card in his two year old
son's name. No, we did that too. These people are
screwing their kids. That's the opposite of what the plan should.

Speaker 9 (22:12):
Be, Dad, right, right, bank.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
Account for them at some point, not a credit card
for you.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Yeah. I'm not mad at him at this point though.

Speaker 9 (22:24):
I mean it takes more energy for me to be mad.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
I just I have my stepdad's my.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Dad, so you know what it is.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Well, thanks you saving do you have Do you have
fifty five k saved up? Or is that just lost forever?

Speaker 4 (22:36):
Do you have any money?

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah? Yeah, I don't buy the house myself.

Speaker 9 (22:42):
Oh by you can go fuck it.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Get a girl. Thanks for the call. We appreciate it.
Thanks Steph, Thanks guys, thank you save her dad? What
a dick, man, What a dick that's just cold. That's
not a dad. Kevin sent a text message in the
guy we just talked to who who's in lost all
ten grand from him? And he says, I'll take losing
my ten k anyway over fifty.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
Five kh absolutely well, And that is just stab right
in the back.

Speaker 7 (23:10):
How a savage move When you're supposed to be taking
care of your kids and instead you're doing the opposite
of that.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
And opening credit cards in their day. God, that is shady, man.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
Actually, I'm kind of glad I don't have a father.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
After hearing something like that, Damn dodge some of those
bullets eight six six four four five nine coming up
in a few minutes. We're gonna play sex toy Er
firework for your chance at a two hundred dollar gift
card to Bomber Brothers. It's Tanner, Drew and Laura on
the Brewer Drew and Laura Portland's Rock Station one of
five nine The brew Tanner, Drew and Laura wanting to

(23:46):
know who you're cheering or who you're jeering this morning.
Cheers and jeers.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
It's the Cheers and.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Jew's Friday, everybody, that's right. I don't like the way
I said it like that. I don't know. But who
do you want to shout out? Maybe somebody who did
something good? Maybe so who did something bad? You just
want to trash him on the air. You can do
that too, eight six, six, four, four five, one oh
five nine. First let's go to is this Lauren? No Tizar?

Speaker 3 (24:13):
All right?

Speaker 5 (24:13):
Caesar, Oh, you're probably trying to call for the U
for the gift card.

Speaker 10 (24:20):
No, actually, I was trying to uh put some law
encouragement to Stephanie about the dad. Happened the same thing
happened to me, same thing happened to me.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
If you're just tuning in Stephanie's dad, we were just
talking to her in the last segment, her dad stole
fifty five thousand dollars from her, and you know he
she called to ask about it and he just hung
up on her.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
So what happened to you?

Speaker 10 (24:42):
Yeah, Uh, well, me and my brothers, we we have
a house in Mexico, uchild uh foot home and uh
he left it when I was five, and years later
he came back with his wife now and tried to
take it from us, and then the legal staff and well,

(25:07):
at the end of the day caught my ash a bitch,
and god knows it, nothing happened. We took care of it,
and unfortunately, yeah, she passed away.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
So he tried to come back and take the house,
and then you guys blocked it, and then he eventually died.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
When you say, when you say take care of it,
you didn't kill this man.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Did you?

Speaker 10 (25:27):
A No, we took We took the legal stuff into
our hands.

Speaker 14 (25:32):
You know.

Speaker 5 (25:34):
Yeah, the multiple options very just clarifying.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Never know, I just wanted to make sure, all right,
Well do that's right?

Speaker 3 (25:39):
He really he got really sick and that yeah, he died.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
But at least you got your siblings to you know,
to lean on, right, you guys have each.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
Other well yeah, and it doesn't seem like he's mourning
this man whatsoever, not at all.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
So we do you have the house? Does not have
the house? Is it gone? We do a nice little
big I'm gonna come down here.

Speaker 10 (26:02):
Yeah, yes it is, Yes it is.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Well, thanks for the call, man, We appreciate it and
glad that one worked out. You know, some people didn't
work out, but that one did.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
He got the house.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
As under Armour once said, we must protect this house.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
That's right. Coming up next, we are going to play
sex toy or firework for your chance atting two hundred
dollars Bomber Brothers gift card. Hit that place up this weekend.
Get a bunch of mortars or you know some just
some cool fountains. Yeah, whatever you want. Light it up.
Colors ten and eleven is what we need. On the
phone eight six six four four five one five nine.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, all right, I
got a couple of talking back messages to play. We
want to know you've got anybody to cheer, anybody to
cheer this morning.

Speaker 15 (26:50):
Let me hear this, Hey, love what you guys, do
you guys Hope you guys have a great day. I
just wanted to say, this weekend's a Gambler five hundred
and uh abg you know, always be gambling, you guys,
be safe out there.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
I wish I was going this year. That's it, man.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
There is it like a tournament for gamblers?

Speaker 5 (27:13):
No, no, no, no, it's a it's everyone takes these
kind of like wrecked old vehicles and they doll them
up and they drive them in this in this race,
the Gambler five hundred. So what you'll see if you're
traveling this weekend or you're going somewhere, you'll they'll like
you'll pass them on the freeway and you'll feel like
you're passing something from Mad Max or they're just the

(27:33):
specific modifications.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
That are allowed.

Speaker 5 (27:35):
And it's the Gambler is a super sounds famous thing.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Got it? Oh that sounds interesting. Yeah, I wish I
wish I was going to bro crushing some drinks. All
it's time to play our game that.

Speaker 14 (27:46):
We like to call sex TOYL firework, sex TOYL firework,
sex oil firework, sex TOYL firework beautiful.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yeah, all right, we have a list here summer sex toys.
Some are fireworks, but the names. Man, when you don't
know which is which, it's hard.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
It's been hard all week.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Has have we had anyone? We haven't had a winter yet.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
All week we have no winners.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
It's gonna happen today. Wow, this is it?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
All right?

Speaker 1 (28:19):
We got some people on the phone here. If he
gets it, then he gets the two hunred dollar gift
card to Bomber Brothers. If not, he's got to listen
to us. Give that gift card to somebody who did
absolutely nothing. Damn. Let's go to our contested this morning.
Calling from Beaver Creek. His name is Eric. What's up? Eric?

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Hey? How much?

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Hey man?

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Hey Eric?

Speaker 1 (28:38):
What was your plan this weekend? Were you gonna get
any fireworks?

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Actually a big kind of Okay? I do every year.
I usually go up and get some, but I'm just
in books. I wasn't sure if I was done it
this year.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
And that is tough.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
Because let's break the streak. Yeah, you'll see if you
can't come through today.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yeah, two hundred dollars set Bomber Brothers will get you
a lot of stuff or two boxes of badass mortars.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
So awesome.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
It's a lot of bombs in there. All right, my friend,
you gotta get three out of five to win, and
you just have to tell us if it's a sex
toy or a firework.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yep? Yep.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
This item is called shagaedelic mojo, shagadelic mojo.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
It sounds like a sex story. But I'm thinking I'm
gonna go with firework on this?

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Is it a firework?

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Nice on? Eric? Nice?

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Call brother nice?

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Nice?

Speaker 1 (29:35):
All right? Is this a sex toy or a firework?
It's called the attitude adjustment attitude adjustment, funny, No matter.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
What it is, adjustment. Maybe I'll go a sex toy on?

Speaker 10 (29:51):
That one?

Speaker 4 (29:52):
Got a sex toy?

Speaker 5 (29:56):
No change the attitude of your neighbor. Won't shut up?

Speaker 1 (29:59):
That's a firework, my friend?

Speaker 3 (30:01):
One in one era dang Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Although if it were sex, LOR could use one of them.
How dare you? Is this a sexy firework? It's called
the Pete Commando, The pete Commando, the pete Commando.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Uh, I'm gonna have to go firework. I guess that one.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Sorry, that is a sex toy? Oh, Eric, falling off here?

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Eric, I guess I don't know my sex toys. Very well.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
If you get one more wrong, you have to listen
to us. Give you two hundred dollars gift card to
Bomber Brothers, to somebody. Is this a sex toy or firework?
It's called the Titan tentacle, the Titan tentacle.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
I guess I'll go a sex toy on that one.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
He's still in the band, still alive. One more nice.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
He's either getting this big pack from Bomber Brothers or
he's doing shadow puppets on the garage.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
It's one of the other sex to your firework, Eric,
it's called unicorn mystique. Unicorn mistake.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Oh man, unicorn mystique. That could go either way.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
I certainly could. Your firework.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Let's do a firework?

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Is that a firework? Is that your final answer? Change
it or anything?

Speaker 3 (31:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
I mean that's up to you. It's your life.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Yeah, let's do a firework.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
I'm sorry, my friend. That is a sex that I
was rooting for you, bro. I wanted you to get
it so bad. Yeah, that was a rough one. You
gotta listen to give you two hundred dollars gift cards.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Somebody else.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
The only person is on the phone, and his name
is Craig.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
What's up?

Speaker 9 (32:05):
Okay, Hey, not much, you know Eric, I would have
lost too, So thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Congratulations, you just got a two Bomber Brothers gift card.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Man, sweet, thank you.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Now I feel like this guy is gonna have a fall.
I know.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Yeah, I thought it was too man. I was like
bomb when I called when you were giving away the
David Spade tickets, remember and I and you said name
the flavors of beer, and I thought you literally meant flavors.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, man, you keep trapping the bed.
But didn't we give that to you though? No the rules.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
We're not doing it today either.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
So well, dude, I'm sorry. Try again.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
We I think we've got more next week.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
Some people sorry, all right, man, Hi buddy, all right.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
That's so sad, so sad.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
Yeah, man, just right there at the finish line, bummer.
Well even you know Rocky lost.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
In the moon.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
All right, it's spoiler alert talk. That is are you alive?
That is our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line. We'll check your
text here in just a few minutes. Also coming up
here at eight o'clock, we want to know are you related?

Speaker 4 (33:21):
To a celebrity.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
You know, I haven't said this on the air. I
don't think maybe a half years ago, but I'm related
to a big celebrity that everyone knows WHOA.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
I don't talk about it. B.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Yeah, don't want everyone bugging.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
But are you related to a celebrity? Maybe maybe it's
not necessarily somebody you talk to. It's just like the
family thing, like yeah, you know Bradley Cooper's a distant
cousin or something. Sure, yeah, yeah, give me anything like that.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
Yeah, and it's it becomes like folklore in the family.

Speaker 7 (33:50):
It's like it's like the who's the guy on the
weekend the only DJ licensed to party?

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Yeah, that's yeah. We have Nicholas Cage's brother on our
radio station on the weekend Cope, Yeah, he goes my coach,
the only DJ licensed to party. That's Nicholas Cage's actual
direct full brother.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
And if you listen closely you can kind of hear it.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
And do you think a day goes by that somebody
doesn't bring up that he's his brother?

Speaker 1 (34:14):
No answer is no, But anyway, we'll take your calls
on that coming up at eight o'clock in on story,
It's nip for the big story where we go around
the room sharing what we think the biggest stories of
the day are, Lauri, you want to kick this off,
sure thing.

Speaker 7 (34:31):
I think the big story is that Portland's w NBA
team starts playing next year. However, it does not have
a name yet, but the w NBA filed a trademark
application last week for the Portland Fire, which is the
same name as the original w NBA team that played
early two thousands, and it goes along with like the

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Trailblazer thing, and a lot.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
Of them do that. They kind of have the brother
sister names kind.

Speaker 7 (34:59):
Of for sure. Their design includes a stylized P symbol.
Date has not been set to release the team name
the Wagon, but that is the Wagons.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Morgan Trail, the Oregon Trail. How do you think we
got here, Laura? Not everyone flew in on Delta. But
I also feel like that.

Speaker 7 (35:18):
I mean, it's superstition. What if they start dropping off,
Diana dysenter. You can't be you can't be wishing that
upon you your players. Anyway, we'll find out for sure,
but I've got a feeling that's what it's going to be.

Speaker 8 (35:30):
It would be fun to show up for beaver pelt night.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Yeah, I'd be there for sure.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
The big story to me is the Texas legislature is
banning lab meat. Now, if you're looking to buy that
lab grown meat, you're gonna have to go to another
state because the new bill says that it will be
illegal for people to sell.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Cultured meat for human consumption.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
I mean, if you want to just slap a piece
of fake beef, that's no big deal, but you cannot
be selling it to be consumed now. I don't know
if part of this is to protect the very industry itself.
I'm sure, and I mean it is a multi billion
dollar industry, the whole cattle industry. So six other states
have already done this, Nebraska, Montana, Florida, and a few others.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
So I don't know what the future looks like.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
If they can prove that it's not bad for you,
is it going to be easier on the environment or
are we playing god?

Speaker 1 (36:19):
I don't know. The future is just big companies smashing
technology so they can stay pet in power. It's certainly
part of it, for sure.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
Yeah, Because it's not just all about evolving, it's about
evolving at the right price for them.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Making money.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
I think the big story today is Ozzy Osbourne is
getting ready for his final concert, which is July fifth
and Tilly Bop England. He's doing it at a hospital.
Yeah no, it's not an actual, actual concert stage. But
Ozzie said recently that he would like to record a
duet with Paul McCartney. Oh, yeah, I love Paul McCarty.
Is that people that you'd like to do a duet

(36:52):
with Paul McCartney.

Speaker 8 (36:53):
Yeah, we should.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
We've put that out into the ether before, and I
think it's good that we have this show so we
can both. I poll if you're listening.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
No, I'd be honest, but I could pull why not
what we were talking about before put it out into
the universe. You never know, I do believe. Ozzie then
said that he would love to, but he knows he's
probably cant.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
He's just like.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
You didn't even finish the sentient.

Speaker 7 (37:21):
Realize that Ozzy Osbourne is seventy six years old, Paul
McCartney is eighty three. I would have thought the other
way around.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
For shure.

Speaker 5 (37:30):
Yeah, Paul's he's having salads and standing up right.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Yeah, more of those stories at one of five nine
The Brune dot Com. All right, coming up next, we
want to know are you related to a celebrity? Tell
us who it is.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
You're listening to dan Or Drew and Laura Drew.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
And Laura Habby Friddy. So we'd like to know this
morning if you're related to a celebrity. Maybe it's not
something something maybe you talk to all the time. It's
like a celebrity that your family says, you know, we're
related to that guy, and it's you know, it's one
of those things where you related, but.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
You know you're not. You know, really you don't really
hang out.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
You just say it to say it, but you don't.
You don't chat.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
Yeah, most people who have a famous relative, that relative
has other stuff going on.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
So there's not a whole lot of hanging out beef water.
You just found out so that I guess. No, your
daughter's boyfriend just found out that they're related to a celebrity.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (38:20):
I don't know what led them to that conclusion, if
it was a twenty three and me thing or whatever,
but yeah, the other night it was all the excitement
because they found out that Muhammad Ali was a relative of.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
Their Hey, yeah, that's a good one that's related tood one.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
Yeah, you've got Muhammad Ali's blood in you. I feel
like you're a pretty not like important in social groups,
but your kid could be Muhammad Ali.

Speaker 8 (38:45):
The jeans are there.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
It's all in the it's all in the makeup.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Wow, So did you did you inquire about?

Speaker 14 (38:52):
Like?

Speaker 1 (38:52):
How is that all? No time to be like cousin?
You can start boxing all away? Great uncle? Like what
I mean?

Speaker 8 (39:01):
I slapped him a couple times. He didn't do nothing
about it. No, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
I thought you said you were family.

Speaker 8 (39:07):
He's a football guy, so I don't. I don't know
if there was, but he's he's got the athlete gene
for sure. So I'll inquire more and find out how
they came to that conclusion.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
I remember I found out I was probably in my
I don't know, like eleven or twelve or something. I
found out that, uh or whenever the movie Speed came out,
because I was obsessed with the movie Speed, and I
found out watching it at home. One day, my grandmother
walks in and she goes, you know, that's your third cousin,
Dennis Hopper. Wow, Dennis Hoppers is my apparently my third
cousin and so the hoppers, like that's Momo and Mimi

(39:38):
were hoppers and that's on their side of the family.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Oh w and uh.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Yeah, and my uncle who was a doctor, was his
surgeon for a little bit. Because it was just in
the family. And I guess when I was really really
young he would come to some family events.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
But I don't I don't remember that.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
Oh my god, he never came up here, said pop
quiz hut pop quiz hodshot.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
No, but I used to say that line all the time,
and I think he would have probably I've been annoyed
by me.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Honestly.

Speaker 8 (40:00):
That's pretty fun though.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Yeah. It was like Dennis Hoffer. Uh, that's pretty close
Water world.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
Yeah, he's like a Hall of Famer in the acting world.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:09):
Did you think about the things he's been in starting
in the nineteen sixties.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Yeah, man, I never never talked to him.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
It's like, it's basically not a family member, busy we
had We do share the same We did share the same.

Speaker 8 (40:19):
That is an interesting point. Do when you're a celebrity
like that, like do you still go to your family reunion?
Like does Brad Pitt show up at the Pitt family reunion.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
I doubt it.

Speaker 8 (40:28):
It would be as a strange thing, but.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
Probably a lot of leeches there.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
Yeah, yeah, I bet it's awkward for him, Like the
times you have to be there, like say it's at
your mom's funeral or you know, like your grandparents died.
Do you have to come back and everyone's looking at you,
everyone's talking about you, and you're probably like hanging out alone,
like getting here at paparazzi strange thought.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
So, yeah, we want to know are you related to
a celebrity in some weird way. Maybe it's a distant relative,
or maybe it's a you know, someone you're close with.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
Still I don't know. It's Tanner Jow and Laura Good morning.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
In morning. Hey, yeah, Mina is Mitch.

Speaker 10 (41:03):
I'm related to Mitch Algie is my second cousin once
removed from The X Files and you got.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
To turn your radio off. He played skin Skinner on
The X Files.

Speaker 9 (41:16):
Yeah, he's my second cousin.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Wants removed Mitch Pellegie Okay.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Okay, Mitch Plegie. He's all right, interesting.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Those of some magic shows and stuff.

Speaker 9 (41:30):
But he was an also in the movie.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Uh oh, that wasn't name of the movie.

Speaker 10 (41:36):
The shaker where he's electric and came to life stayed alive.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
And because that's the people's bodies and class.

Speaker 7 (41:44):
Well this does check out because he was born in Portland,
Oregon in nineteen fifty two.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
Were at look at that want.

Speaker 7 (41:52):
Once?

Speaker 9 (41:53):
I met him once?

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Yeah? So yeah, the family union years ago.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
That's usually the way it goes with like big celebrities,
like he either met him once or never met them
at all. Yeah, Like remember that rumor that's floating around
that Bill Burr and lead singer to Pumpilly Corgan Billy
Corgan related and they sure do look like it.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
I'll tell you, man, damn.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
But don't bring that up around Bill Burr about it.
This text says, Bro Dennis Hopper's a legend. One of
the best bad guys in twenty four? Was he in
twenty four? No, it's since speed.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Let's see speed, dude.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
I don't think he was around for the show twenty
four to play one of those roles unless I'm wrong,
Unless there's something early.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
This text from seventy three ye OL eight says, my
cousin did a bunch of family history tracking and apparently
John Wayne is our second cousins.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Nine times removed?

Speaker 8 (42:38):
What is this removed?

Speaker 1 (42:40):
I don't I can't keep tracking. What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (42:42):
It's like like this the divorces in there.

Speaker 8 (42:45):
Yeah, I've never understood it. I just whenever year, it's
a fourth cousin twice removed? Like what does that even mean?

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Let's ask the Google.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
We're going to investigate.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
So are you no longer because you once you're fourth?

Speaker 1 (42:57):
What does it mean to say a cousin is twice removed?
It's your first cousin's grandchildren. A cousin who is twice
removed means there is a two generation difference between you
and your cousin and your cousin's relationship to you. And
that's when you can legally rub each other's back without
making weird.

Speaker 7 (43:13):
So like ninth, what did he What did that text say?
The text that you just got on the text line?

Speaker 4 (43:20):
He said that which one are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (43:23):
The one about the removal? The twice removed?

Speaker 7 (43:26):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Was it twice removed?

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Or was it he said nine times removed?

Speaker 7 (43:29):
Yeah, So that's so far down the line, dude, like
you're no longer related.

Speaker 8 (43:33):
It pumped into each other as safeway.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
That's not a thing.

Speaker 5 (43:36):
I don't think exactly the fact that we all come
from like nine original beasts does not mean that we're
all related on that level.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
I mean kind of forty one eighty says Jimmy Walker.
JJ from Good Times is a distant relative of mine.

Speaker 8 (43:48):
I don't mind.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
That's cool, man, Who.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
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Speaker 5 (44:05):
You know, I don't care that the official you know,
NBA analysts give the Blazers a C minus on the draft.
I kind of like the idea that when when you
don't have a top ten pick, you know, we got
a bad we got a bad shuffle on the.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Old lottery balls.

Speaker 5 (44:20):
We were one away from getting Cooper flag and absolutely
setting the world on fire, but that didn't happen. And instead,
I think you've got to take a chance on somebody.
And two years ago the Blazers saw Yong Hanson the
young actually just yesterday turned twenty years old, seven foot
to what a beast?

Speaker 1 (44:39):
But is he going to be good in Portland?

Speaker 5 (44:42):
I'm I'm going off just the limited tape, but I
think he's got an upside. We have drafted guys in
the past that are tall and just can't move. I mean,
even Klingon, who we got last year, is he's just
a stable body. He's a tall tower in the middle.
This guy is running the court. So I'm going to
stay on Young Hanson's side. And you know what, let's
get those jerseys up at the fan shop.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Yon Hanson's get those haunts and jerseys.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
I mean, it's sad that he's not like from Sweden
or something, because Young Hanson would have been a great
bad guy in like a Diehard movie. Absolutely, but we
can grow to love him wherever he is.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
I can already hear the cheer hat.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
Oh my god, we're going foghorn on it.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
I can hear it.

Speaker 5 (45:24):
And if they you know who's also cheering today, guys
the huge school down south Texas State. Everyone was waiting
for this. They'll be joining the PAC twelve, which is
good news, not just because I'm being a little sarcastic
that they're not the biggest school, but it will allow
them to operate as an FBS conference next year, which
makes them eligible for the Big Bulls and so much more.

(45:45):
We'll see if they can piece this thing together. A
tip of the cap to the Washington State Cougars in
Oregon State Beaves for keeping it alive when everybody else
left him at the table.

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(46:16):
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Eight six six four four five one oh five nine.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
You're listening to dan Or Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Laura Yeah, yeah, yeah, yah yah. Are you related to
a celebrity? Maybe they're distant cousin, Maybe they're a brother
or a sister. Maybe maybe you maybe you just got lucky,
you know, and you related to somebody's rich you like
if you ever looked up Josh Brolin's brother, like you
know Josh Brolin, who played Thanos and you know, all
a bunch of great characters. His brother, I can't believe

(46:49):
remember his name. It's like like Dave Brolin or something.
I can't remember his name. I think it's like Jasonlin.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
But he looks nothing like him, nothing like him.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Just think he ate Josh Brolin. That's what he looks like.
And he'll just walk around and like a you know,
like a Marvel t shirt. You know, he looks like
he plays videos. I think he's living in a hotel
for his brother Tanner. His brother is a massive Marvel character.
He's just trying to support in that moo MoU of
a Marvel whatever. It was probably free swag that he
just sent was he's got no job.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
He doesn't need a job.

Speaker 8 (47:20):
He's probably got to.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
I don't think it. I don't think it's like that.
I think this guy was living in like a hotel.

Speaker 8 (47:26):
He doesn't have any sort of His dad's an actor too, right.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
At one point, But that means you're probably were an
entitled child who is now just like slab. I mean,
we're drawing a lot of evlusions based on his Google limites.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Just look at the pictures and all the stuff we're
saying is gonna make sense. You know, it's fine. People
can choose to live in a motel if they want to.
That doesn't mean anything. That sound cozy. Yeah, we got
some talk back messages to our iHeart Radio app. Are
you related to a celebrity? Dennis Hopper is my third
cousin or was you know he's passing now? And then

(48:02):
Beef Water's daughter's boyfriend. They just found out that related
to Muhammad Ali. Yeah, pretty cool, very interesting. And do
you do in the float like a butterfly sing like
a b thing in the kitchen?

Speaker 7 (48:13):
Ye?

Speaker 10 (48:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (48:14):
Nice.

Speaker 8 (48:14):
Yeah, it's been non stop.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
He's been very receptive. We got some talks.

Speaker 8 (48:20):
So yes, I have a distant relative that back in
the day married Jim Bowie, the inventor of the Boone knife.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
And that's about it. Happy Friday, brew crew. I went
on a bumble day with this girl and she turned
out to be an actress that she was in the
movie Grown Ups and she played Rob Schneider's fugly daughter.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Those are her words, bing bong bing bang.

Speaker 13 (48:50):
Patrick Swayze's mom is my grandma's cousin on my dad's side.
I don't know what that makes him to my dad,
but me and him are basically not related. Yeah, distant relative.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
This is Warren.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
I discovered that I have a in law that's actually
married to the former drummer of Maroon five down in California.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
Pretty cool, it would have been cool, but it's Maroon five.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Yeah, and it's a former drummer. Former drummer, yeah, the
former guy. Yes' a bit of a stretch. No one
cares about the former drummer, you know.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
I thought of one that's it's pretty obscure. But my
grandpa has a cousin who was in Hook. Really now
I know he spoiler, it's not Robin Williams. And I've
told you this be four years ago, Tanner. But in
the baseball scene, you know, they're playing baseball and Jackson
stolen by the pirate and he's there in the crowd

(49:44):
trying to get him back. Well, on first base is
a guy with a real like a pirate, with a
wooden leg, a real wooden leg.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
And they did a casting call for people who had
real wooden legs. And this guy had lost his leg
in a motorcycle accident and lived near set, so he
went there, and so for eternity, that dude is a
relative over there on first base with the wooden leg
in hook, basically a superstary.

Speaker 8 (50:08):
Honey, honey, they're looking for one legged men over at
that movie they're shooting's.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Your only chance this? Do this for us?

Speaker 4 (50:17):
You're basically royalty.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
I've had that bloodline is royal splintered wood out there
sixty five eighty five or sorry, sixty five forty nine
sent a text message and said, my uncle who raised
me is related to Jim Harbaugh, ooh football coach baby
seventy four to forty eight says not related by I
grew up family friends with Amanda Knox.

Speaker 7 (50:35):
Wow, Wow, Okay, Well, I mean I guess she's does
she count as a celebrity?

Speaker 1 (50:39):
I mean she went away infamous, She the.

Speaker 11 (50:41):
One went monky, She went to Knox, she went to
like she went to Was she murder?

Speaker 4 (50:47):
That's a murder one?

Speaker 5 (50:48):
Yeah, I was thinking of one of the Disney girls,
but no.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
It's so I was right there. I was on the
CUSP twenty six eighty five says according to my grandmother,
Country singer Garth Brooks is a distant cousin of mine.
Whoa I can call him. Yeah, I don't care, how distant. Yeah,
on the phone, I'm your cousin. And then you just
go down a long list of how your cousins. Yeah, exactly.
Thanks for everyone.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
You're basically the same kind of place.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Yeah. Ninety eight twenty says I don't I don't know
someone in my distant family. I know I do know
someone in my distant family that is married to Jay Leno. Wow,
you got to get over there.

Speaker 8 (51:22):
Currently married to Jay Lennon.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
He's not he's not blood, but they do have kids together.
There's some blood there. There's some there there somewhere, some
seed less somewhere in there. Zero eight zero four says.
My celebrity relative is my husband. He was in a
movie in nineteen ninety three as a kid. Oh yeah,
that's cool. I wander a movie it was. Tell me
that was all right? This Texas. I'll just say this

(51:45):
was just for Laura, says Danglaura, I missed drag bingo,
so they see you next time.

Speaker 7 (51:50):
Well I didn't go this week either, so next time
I'll meet you there.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
This text message says found out two years ago that
I'm related to Wyatt IRP that's pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (52:01):
I mean, but those are so distant at this point
that you know you you don't have any of his
sweet further or anything.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
You don't have an hold beaver trap. This one says,
I'm distantly related to a to the basketball player John Stockton, and.

Speaker 5 (52:16):
You know he is Spokane great, okay, up at Gonzaga.
I mean we've we've drank in his bar before, so
you could see how that family seed is.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
All there checks out. This one says from sixty one
thirty six. My grandfather was cousins with George Clooney. So
if you're so your grandfather's cousin, well that mcee, then
nothing just you start going second cousin, third cousin. We
don't call anymore like that went together. A lot of
time was with my with Dennis Opera. I never we
never talked. I never talked to him. If I called

(52:45):
him and said I'm just your third cousin, I'd probably
get hung up on. Yeah, I like sure, just like
everybody else.

Speaker 8 (52:50):
Yeah, yeah, I think we should give it a shot.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
He's dead.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
He's dead. Ones, there's no excuse for that. Okay, you
can't call it. Call the estate, you guys, say what
you want. I still think you should call. We have
more talkbacks of their app Morning Brew Crew.

Speaker 6 (53:02):
Dennis here.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
So my wife is a direct.

Speaker 6 (53:06):
Descendant of Edward de Longshanks and Robert the seventeen Thrill
of Bruce. So Braveheart had a new kind of a
new meeting for us.

Speaker 7 (53:16):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (53:16):
And then my best friend is a direct descendant of
Harold Bluetooth, the Viking king who Bluetooth is named after Bingbong.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Whoa, You have some pretty good blood there.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
You should put those two things together and captain planet
this time.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Some of these are so dumb, like this. This one's
from thirty four to sixty eight. Yeah, my wife worked
with Sandra Bullock's cousin. You take what you Yeah, yeah,
that count. But if you always hear about it.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
I mean one of my best friends, everybody knew that
his mom went to high school with Robin Williams. Yeah,
everyone knew it. It was just like a city wide thing.
Why does that matter in a different city school? Yeah,
and I'm sure you talked a ton.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Yeah they probably never spoke. Yeah. Never.

Speaker 8 (53:59):
It's one of my favorite things about the movie Doc Hollywood,
where they're having the party downtown and you could go
and meet the man and shake the hand that shook
the hand of Andy Griffin exactly.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
That's amazing. Yeah, we should do that at our bacon
and beer meet to the third cousin.

Speaker 8 (54:14):
Meet Andy Griffith.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Yeah, all right, more of your calls and texts coming
up in a few minutes. I do want to tell
you about my friends at the Advocates. If you're in
an accident, you need to reach out to these people
because they're the ones who are going to make sure
that you're paid by the insurance companies. You pay the
insurance companies every month for you know, this to happen.
When you get injured and you need money for your bills,
they're supposed to pay you, but every single time they
low ball you. They're difficult. It's frustrating, it's actually really

(54:39):
you know, cut for me causes a lot of anxiety,
and that's why you should reach out to the Advocates
because they're not going to let this happen. When you're
injured in an accident, you should just be focused on
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It's it's crazy, So reach out to Kennan Donnie at
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(55:00):
they pay up. So reach out to him now. Advocateslaw
dot com. Tell them, Tanner, since you the next time
you're in an accident, you're gonna need more than an attorney.
You're gonna need an advocate. I almost said, you know
you're gonna need an accident.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
But you don't need You need them if you have
an exit, but if you're in one.

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Advocates Law dot com. You and Laura Portland's rock Station
one O five nine The Brew, It's Tanner, Drew and
Laura beef Waters trying to leave the show today.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
He's trying to leave leave.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
It does it feels like abandonment? It does. I don't
like that. You just waid you're gonna go. I got
stuffed to do.

Speaker 8 (55:36):
There's nothing I love more than leaving you guys.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
That's so messed up. Holds on to that, dude, I
got Finally.

Speaker 7 (55:43):
We're trying to have a good Friday and you're just
here bringing down the mood, telling us you can't wait
to leave us.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
Wow, what are your plans this week in Beefe?

Speaker 1 (55:50):
I've got no plans.

Speaker 8 (55:51):
I'm chilling. It's good me, me and the boy hanging
out for the weekend.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
Boys weekend because the wife and your daughter are going
to the coast.

Speaker 8 (55:58):
To see what he wants to do. Yeah, well, he's
got a full list of things he wants to accomplish.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Is.

Speaker 8 (56:04):
Some of it is in town. Some of it he
needs to get to the Amazon Force to do.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
I don't know what we're gonna have time for, but
we're through. What's close.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
I guess boy came to him is like he wants
to go to the Amazon Force, like for real?

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Is?

Speaker 4 (56:14):
You tell him it's hot and sticky and bugs will
kill you.

Speaker 8 (56:17):
He don't care.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
He booked a flight immediately.

Speaker 8 (56:19):
He wants to go see those animals. He's also hot
on Antarctica. He wants to go there too.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
All the places and h He's got quite the polar
opposite of what he'd like to do.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
I want to be just swamped on key hot, and
then I want to freeze to near Debt.

Speaker 8 (56:33):
It's all about the adventure. He just wants to go
see some animals.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Yeah, he does. Like, I get that. I get that
it's the type of boy's weekend where his beefater and
the center's gonna be running on the house and their
skibbies and pots on their heads. How it's fighting with how.

Speaker 8 (56:44):
It's actually going to go is he's just going to
tell me to get out of his room sixty times?

Speaker 1 (56:47):
And so what do we do in champ And he's
all door.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Enough questions, Well, have a good week and beef.

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Laura Portland's Rock Station one of five nine the brew
its Tanner, Jo and Laura. So, I know a lot
of people don't go to the movies as much as
they used to, but there's still release.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
Some things, and I still, you know, I want movie.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Theaters to survive. Yeah, I really, I really badly want
them to survive. But I was reading the scene of
the day that said that, uh, studio executives believe that
the movie studio, like the movie theater business, has about
twenty years.

Speaker 5 (57:52):
Of life left and then it'll just be archaic.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Yeah, and string streaming will you know, reign supreme. But
that's that's scary. I feel like they're killing themselves, though
they are.

Speaker 16 (58:02):
They just don't let people stream U stop producing crap movies,
yes one, put out better material, stop overcharging, and stop
giving people the option to watch it at home the
day it comes out in theaters.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
Yeah, exactly. That's killing people.

Speaker 5 (58:17):
And technology is chasing them too, because you know now
that you can get eighty five inches for a grand
You're like, oh, okay, in twenty years, are you just
are we just gonna have like a curtain that comes
back and you have a.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Whole wall of screen.

Speaker 5 (58:32):
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised. The price is they
release a new one and then it's cheap. They'll release
the new one and then it's cheap. It's coming and
those old screens with the projector. I want it to
stay for the nostalgia. But will the next gin be
willing to do it?

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Well?

Speaker 1 (58:47):
There are some new movies and theaters this weekend. We've
got F one, which looks really good with Brad Pitton.
Oh and I'm gonna go watch that. My dad is
a massive Formula one guy. He gets up at all
hours to watch it. We're gonna do it, bro Man,
watch that movie. Nice. Rotten Tomatoes is giving the new
F one movie, and from what I'm saying, it's going
to be very good. The Rotten Tomatoes score for F

(59:11):
one starring Brad Pitt is at eighty four percent but
pretty good. The Popcorn meters at ninety seven percent. Car
Peep so like no Bro, that was amazing.

Speaker 5 (59:19):
Yeah, I love Brad Pitt, I love I love a
good car movie, like a Daze of Thunder from back
in the day, So eighty something.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
Good for me.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Yeah. Also in theaters today is Megan two point zero,
which is a sequel to of course Meghan that came
out in twenty three, which about it is like that
creepy doll.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
It is a weird dance and kills a bunch of people.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Yeah, so the movie, the first Megan has like a
ninety percent on Rotten Tomatoes.

Speaker 7 (59:42):
That Meg too wondering because this is one of those
things where Megan the first one wasn't supposed to do
as well as it did, and so they're like, oh,
we got to turn right around and make another one.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
I hope they didn't. I feel like you set up
for a flop.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
But yeah, bad news.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
It's at fifty as Perdicar did Megan two point zero
fifteen dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:00:02):
I also heard you know it sucks. I heard that
twenty eight years Later wasn't that good either.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
I heard some people say that. I also heard some
people say they thought it was great.

Speaker 7 (01:00:10):
You since you Tanner, really like more highly produced things.
The criticism I heard is that twenty eight Days Later
was truly like a low budget.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Well, they shot a film, They shot the entire movie
on iPhones, right, Well, this one, yeah, twenty days.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
Or twenty eight years later, The whole thing is shot
on iPhones.

Speaker 7 (01:00:29):
So from from what my friend was telling me just yesterday,
actually it just didn't have the same feel to it
as the first one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
So, but I don't know, I haven't seen it. So well,
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Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
I wish I had a like a graph, like a
chart to show the amount of time I've spent in
the bathroom before cell phones, the amount of time I
spend the bathroom now after cell phones.

Speaker 7 (01:01:11):
Yeah, you just sitting there reading the backs of shampoo bottles.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Well, yeah, I would always take something. I'd have to
bring a magazine or a book. I could not sit
in the bathroom and just sit and you think about that, man,
I was a crack.

Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
I mean it was just half you know, you don't
know if it was water from the shower of its water.

Speaker 7 (01:01:28):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
All those were wavy pages, and most of.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Mine were just like like old editions of Readers Readers Digest,
you know, because that's what my grandmother had.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
So you have a nine year old sports illustrated that
I'm trying to find something in.

Speaker 7 (01:01:40):
But like, how how long on average does it take
you to get your business done?

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Like?

Speaker 10 (01:01:45):
Why is this?

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Probably? But why do you need to read in the
front end? The business probably takes two or three minutes
in the front If that, yeah, you want you just
want to sit there and read.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
And just kind of air out.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Unless there's like a cheese complication or something, then yeah,
there could be times where you have to wait, you
have to wait or push a little bit. But most
of the time, yeah, two or three minutes, I would say,
if that, and then I all sit there for ten
to fifteen minutes.

Speaker 11 (01:02:06):
No, you will, that's a Sometimes that's a pretty good stretch.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Sometimes we're like that, I'll get up and I know
that I have a ring on my butt and I
can't feel my legs.

Speaker 7 (01:02:14):
I've said, there, why do you want to why do
you choose to sit in your stink when you could
get up and sit on.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
The cow, Because for when I like the smell of
my essence, that's weird. And also I just so process,
I get sucked into the tiktoks and then the next
thing you know, I've been there for ten minutes, fifteen minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
I know I'm not the only one who does it.

Speaker 11 (01:02:31):
I know you're not, but I don't understand it. Regardless, No,
I'll defend you there. I'll be in there ten to
twelve minutes. It's not far from you're fifteen. And my
kids or my wife, if you surveyed them, they think
it's three hours per visit.

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
You know, like, Dad, why do you never leave that room?
That's not true, but that's how it seems, oh one,
and Father's that's the only place to get peace and quiet. Yeah,
but they're just like, man, what are you doing in there?
But I also don't want to leave before the mission
is complete. Nothing worse than retreating from the bathroom only
to realize that when you stand up, you've shifted something
and now you have to return to the throne.

Speaker 7 (01:03:04):
If you have a what if you have a movement
that you know right away, it's a classic.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
It's done.

Speaker 5 (01:03:10):
It's just like Hall of Famer immediately. Yeah, which is
there's times that you just walk in the world, you
light a match behind you and you let the flames
go as you walk into the night.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Yeah. But do you still sit and hang out for
ten minutes? Yeah, depending on what's going on the content.
Do you do have an email to read? Sure? Okay?
Do you flush while you're sitting down? It depends on
how simmer.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
There's times where I've flushed immediately.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Oh yeah, it's the first.

Speaker 9 (01:03:35):
Thing I do.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
There are times where I've just let it, just let
it chill, you know, let it let them, you know,
make like usher. I got a let a book, so
I have here. How many hours? How many hours do
Americans use their phones on the toilet every single year?
By the numbers? Just a guess, I mean, how many
how many hours do you think you spend on the
phone on that toilet?

Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
Let's say, yeah, while you're on the toilet, Let's say
two are three hundred and five hours a year. That's
a lot, that's a lot. Well, I'm trying to think
you're all right, let's go. So if what are you
going to average a twenty minutes a day? Then let's
go a third of the of the year. Let's say
one hundred and ten.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
All right, Laura, how long do you think you probably
don't spend a lot of time in the bathroom. Yeah,
mine would be under an hour for sure up year. Yeah,
because I don't. I mean, I get it, I get
it done, and.

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
I leave three hundred and sixty five days in a year.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
You be one hour. That's the way it should be
on my phone on the toilet, Laura drew that it
should be Ladies should do it like the way Laura does,
or not at all.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
That's the way be done.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
I don't, I don't poop. I it's you fertilize.

Speaker 7 (01:04:43):
Yeah, correct, right, Yeah, it seems like roads for the
early It's really nice.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Well the earth. So how many hours do Americans use
their phones on the toilet every single year? A new
study reveals that Americans spend forty nine hours a year
using their phones on the toilet and rising them sure,
no doubt. Just over two days worth of scrolling social media,
uh you know, TikTok videos, whatever. Over two days just

(01:05:08):
sitting on the toilet. That's not so bad, but the
worst part maybe the one, uh, the only one, and
only one in four people can actually Oh geez, this
is only one in four people actually clean their phones
and they're done using it. And I'm definitely not one
of those people. Like I don't clean my phone. I poop,
I get up, I wash my hands. But then like,
you're right, I just did my business.

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
You grab the phone back before. I don't think it's
as bad if you don't, Like, you know, you put
your phone down. There's a counter next to my toilet,
you wipe that, you wash, then you pick wash, then
you pick.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Your phone up.

Speaker 5 (01:05:39):
Yeah, I'm not saying everything in the room is contaminated,
but what are you going to take your hat off
and scrub it with a washcloth?

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
I mean, everything is? Everything is I.

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
Don't wash my phone.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
If I took a black light to.

Speaker 7 (01:05:49):
It, it probably feel Yeah, I feel like the bathroom maybe
is not where it gets your phone gets the dirtiest.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
I will agree that.

Speaker 7 (01:05:58):
I I mean, we as a hole need to wash
our phones more often because they probably are disgusting. But
I don't know how much of that actually comes from
fecal matter.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
I bet you there's so much, dude. I bet you
if you did some tests on every I bet everyone's
phone's got fecal matter on it. I'm sure it does.

Speaker 7 (01:06:15):
But also, it's like everything you do in the kitchen,
when you're making food, like raw meat to anything like that,
it's all on your phone.

Speaker 5 (01:06:22):
And if it's if it's landing on your phone, you're
breathing it into your lungs.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
It's not on you, it's in you. So just embrace it.
It's not on you, it's in you. Listen to this.
Even this is even more shocking if a few people
two percent of people admit to answering video calls while
on the toilet.

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
Oh no, no, not going to do that unless I
put that Hawaiian background on it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
Yeah, oh you have to beat cheese. I've been holding
your breath. Are Overall sixty one percent of responded to
admit to staying on the toilet longer just to finish
something on their phone, and a lot of them and I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:06:53):
Sure, like on phone games, somebody's in the middle of
some puzzle game, they're not going to get up in
the middle of it. They're going to accomplish something and
then clean up.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
I'm in the middle of my duo lingo lesson I
can't get up now, Drew, You're not the only one
who does this. Fifty sorry, forty five percent of people
admit to locking themselves in the bathroom just to get
a break from the others. Yeah, I'm sure any parent
has been there. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:07:16):
Now, granted I do save it for when I have
to use the restroom, but i'd just come out when
I feel ready, not when I'm done.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Is there somebody listening who watches their phone after they
use the bathroom like number two each time?

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
Because I do not.

Speaker 7 (01:07:29):
It's almost interesting to me, Tanna that you don't, because
you're the guy who, like, will open a bathroom door
with a paper towels, I use your foot or so.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
I'm a bit of a germaphobe. But at the same time,
I just don't think about it. But now that I'm
thinking about it, I'm getting sweaty palms. Yeah, you know.
And I don't want to put this thing. I want
to put the things in my face. And this is
how you get Pincott. We're building you an immune system. Yeah,
when you hold that up to your dome. Yeah, oh,
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
It's a real gross thought.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
But this guy says from eighteen eighty the Happy Friday,
it's clean your screen day.

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
Every Friday.

Speaker 7 (01:08:02):
They say, hey Friday, now's the time.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Maybe I should do that. And I have disinfective wipes
at home. All I have to do is just rub.
You should have something here.

Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
Yeah, it's a good idea.

Speaker 5 (01:08:11):
There's somewhere. There's a COVID pack somewhere. It's still lingering
around here. Yeah, grab a wipe.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
I thought that you used all those drew to wipe
your bottom. That was that was one wipe.

Speaker 5 (01:08:22):
And I was going to say, you know, want time
you don't make that mistake to it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
One time Drew accidentally used what were they beat alcohol
wipe And you didn't tell me that that wouldn't happen.
He told me like a year later.

Speaker 5 (01:08:35):
No, No, I told you guys after that that was
it was right then you said later you said I
did it while back.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Yeah, I recall that it was either way, I would
have shared it with you. Zero.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
I was like, this is such a great story, man. Yeah,
you got to tell me that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
I mean, some lessons you got to learn.

Speaker 4 (01:08:50):
I feel like when the alcohol touched the balloon knot
was it just instant thing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
Oh yeah, but how long are the steerings?

Speaker 14 (01:08:56):
In?

Speaker 5 (01:08:57):
Just a second? Just enough to never do it again? Yeah,
but I was cleaner than you to ever have been. Yeah,
I mean that's you're probably right about that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
If it hurts, it's clean. Yeah, if it burns, you're
nice and clean. Well there it is.

Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
Well, Well, you grab some guys, clean your phone in
your butt, enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Oh, we'll clean my phone. Have a good weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:09:15):
No, it's also Friday is clean the You know, I
was gonna say something like clean it up.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
I'm not going to clean the butt today. I'm gonna
skip that day.

Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
You get it before Monday and we're gonna be out.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Yeah, well, money will be good. Yeah yeah, I'll do
at least once before then. Okay. Oh that's all I
can promise.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
That's good.

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Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Com, you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Can Drew and Laura Portland's Rock station one of five
nine in the Brew It's Tanner, Drew and Laura. In
the last segment, we were talking about the amount of
hours Americans spend on the toilets each year watching videos.
It's troubling, it's and the average person was like forty
nine hours a year sitting on the on the toilet
watching you know, tiktoks and the mouth. How many minutes

(01:10:06):
a day is that?

Speaker 5 (01:10:07):
I did not do the math because I'm not good
at The weird thing is I think that only comes
out to like ten minutes per day or maybe fifteen.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
But that makes sense to me. I mean it evens
out the person who's on there a ton and the
person who's on there not at all. But also sometimes
I will go to the bathroom depends on what I ate,
maybe twice or sometimes three times a day. Oh yeah,
it could have been even a mistake from yesterday. Yeah right,
something laid over Like fourth of July's coming up.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
It will be a three.

Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
Peet on one day at least day afterwards Sunday, there's
still going to be a glizzy situation.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Wow, how many how many hours do you spend on
the toilet just you know, looking at videos. Your business
is done, but pants are still around your ankles and
you're just sitting there grinding glory is looking at us
in completely discuss I can discuss all the bathroom who yes,
because you're just sitting in the stake there is Why
is that? Okay? Do you not live in a house
with a fan?

Speaker 10 (01:11:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
It doesn't You're you're spraying for breeze like you.

Speaker 5 (01:11:05):
I fear that you're on I do have those, but
I fear that you're like on the verge of knocking
yourself out with a bowel moves not he profession.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
There are better smelling rooms in the house.

Speaker 5 (01:11:16):
Whole broccoli time over at Laura's.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
Yeah, no broccoli time and Kitty Cat that you're kidding.

Speaker 5 (01:11:24):
Cat's hallucinating in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Stop mine smells like roses. Like I said before, we
got some talk about messages through our iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 12 (01:11:37):
Hey brew crew driver's stuff here. Yes, it's Friday, Clean
your Screen day. Think about how many people touch your
screen and yourself then you put it to your face,
scross me out just thinking about it. Anyway, It's Friday,
Clean your Screen day.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
Helloha. Yeah, I don't clean my cell phone screen very
often if and by the way, when I say often, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Never ever like I do not do it.

Speaker 5 (01:12:01):
And when I get a new phone, I come in
so clear when I think about it, though, Yeah, it
grosses me out, So maybe I will.

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
I'll try to remember to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
New Fear unlocked for Tanner, I know more talks.

Speaker 5 (01:12:11):
To your point, Drew, there's nothing in your nose that
smells so basically it bounces off your tongue.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
So if you're in the crapper and it smells horrible,
you're right. It is in you on a molecular level.

Speaker 11 (01:12:27):
Yeah, let that be your comfort into the weekend when
you think about it that way exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:12:32):
We're all we're all ready up at creek, so why
not just breathe easy?

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
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