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August 15, 2025 114 mins
On today's show we found out the results of the Blubber Burn between Tanner and Beefwater. We also had another dusty trail review from Laura and another round of Creeper or Tweaker!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Rest you and Laura.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hey, hey, what is going on? It is Friday. More importantly,
it is payday. Thank god. I forgot actually this morning
and I woke up and I just like check my
account every once in a while to make sure I'm
not hemorrhaging money. I usually am. But I saw that
that I got paid, just got paid Friday morning. Yeah,

(00:31):
but it was It's always a relief. Oh, thank god. Yeah,
thank god.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I can pay my bills.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, and then I'll be back to top Ramen, but
my bills will be paid. That's right. There's a good
feeling there. Yeah, We've got a lot happening today. It
is a Friday, and it's I'm in a I don't know.
I'm not in a good mood. Why I'm on til?
Was on till all night last night yesterday because we
did the final way in beef Water and I went

(00:57):
out to G three Fitness in Beaverton. We met with
the lovely Shirley and she she does a good job
of keeping her secrets. You know, she didn't tell me
who won. She didn't tell us who won. But I
think she let it slip. Really and I've been on
tilt ever since.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Why do you think she let it? So what'd she say?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
So we waihed in, we put our clothes back on
because you know, we got to get basically naked. And
I'm sitting down there and we're just we're just chit chatting,
and you know, we brought up the punishments and everything,
you know, Beef water showing his toes and I went, man,
I really don't want to deal with the spider. And
she goes, oh, do you even know what it looks like?
And I went, yeah, I actually have a picture of
the spider, and so I showed it to her and

(01:35):
she goes, ugh, you got to do this tomorrow. Are
you the only one in the room? No, it's me
and Beef so so but I said, I said, what
do you mean me?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
You know, because I think she probably meant the both
of you.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Well, anyway, we're doing it on a Monday if I
do lose. But right, yeah, you've been in You've been
deep thought about that. I'm all night, dude. I mean,
I haven't really been able to sleep much lately anyway,
really struggling to get to bed. But like last night
was was I just keep thinking about it. Like now
I literally get nauseous thinking about the spider. I literally

(02:09):
get like nauseous.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
You don't know it til it's over. We don't know
till today, So there's no need to stress over something
that hasn't even happened yet.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I told her, I go, what do you mean me?
And she goes like, no, no, that's not what I meant.
And you know, she immediately I think.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
That's probably not what she meant.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Well, I think I don't know. I feel like she
just kind of let it slip. You feel like you
got to read. I feel like I got to read.
I felt like I read between because she already at
that point knew the results a few for a few
minutes that she knew the results, and so I want,
what does that mean? And she knows? She was like, no,
it's not what I meant. It's not what I meant.
You don't know, you don't know. And I was like,
I'm going home and just got hoping.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Well, you know either way, And I'm a broken record
at this point, but you've done so well.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I appreciate that. And I know, like we, like everyone,
there's there's two winners in this. There's no winner when
there's a transla crawling across your body. And I'm not
a winner.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
There is overcoming that small hurdle, but you don't the
nice thing about it.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
If you don't win, they don't hand you all.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Your fat back. You know, it's like, here's your bag
of fat. Reapply it's still gone. Then that's what we
mean by but you're still not. I know how much
you hate a spider, and I electrically killed one this morning,
a little guy.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Thank you for you. Thanks, I appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
I almost filmed it almost to show you, like, don't worry, man,
we're rising up.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
But uh, yeah, I got you.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
You you have a much bigger feet ahead of you
if you don't win, so I understand the stress.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah, but if he does win, then Casey's got a
much bigger feet ahead of him in more ways than what.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Well, the good news is if Casey does lose, I
got a hold of several pediatrists yesterday. You get a
team of doctors.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
I did.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I told him what I go, Here I go. This
is a really odd call. But my name's Tanner. I'm
calling from the Brew and we've got this thing going
on and and uh, you know, we don't want to
just ridicule his toes all morning without knowing, like really
what's going on. So I thought it'd be nice if
we actually had an expert in here. He can remove
the socks, he can do it like it's an actual exam,
and tell us what's going on with Casey's feet. Yeah,

(04:09):
and two, I only called four and I got I
got two people to call me back, and they were
very interested. So I got one on lock and then
the other one I got to call back today because
I got to just decide, you know, probably who's closer
or whatever. I don't read the reviews doctor Tow's, but
they were all they're all very kind, all the pediatrists.
So that's that's the story. So eight o'clock this morning,

(04:30):
the Blubberburn finale will be going down. Who will win
beef water or myself? That's me saying, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
I don't know. Yeah, like, because I don't know, I'm torn.
I still I still don't think you have anything to
worry about.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
All you need to worry about is that there's some
shake shack coming when it's over.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
That's true, that's true.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Later this morning, I'll be able to eat my feelings
with a shake or you know, don't you know what
I'm saying. All right, let's do that.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Now, good story.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
It's time of the big story, wherever we go around
the room sharing what we think the biggest stories of
the day are. Who wants to go forward?

Speaker 3 (05:10):
I can go first. I think the big story is
that the movie Weapons. I've seen it, Tanner, I know
you have seen it as well. It won the box
office last weekend. It's got a ninety four percent on
Rotten Tomatoes Rotten Tomats, and now it's hit another milestone.
It has hit the one hundred million dollar mark, which

(05:30):
is not all that common for an original horror movie,
especially after just a week in theaters, and a reminder,
it only costs thirty eight million dollars to make, so
they're doing p pretty good. But I'd be like, this
is a sign, just another sign that people are interested
in seeing original films, new ideas in theaters, and that's

(05:53):
how you get people back. So I don't know, I
don't necessarily agree with the ninety four percent on rott Tomake. Come,
but it was a good movie.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Well, you do love horror movies to the point where
I think it's kind of creepy but she, you know,
she thought it was what like an eighty eight.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
I mean it's a good movie. It is a very
good It was very entertaining, but I think not what
I was expected.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
It was different than most movies, you know, And that's
what I think we need right now because I'm so
desperate for just something new and you know, not the
same old formula, same old Yeah, reboots and sequels. I
couldn't agree more.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
The big story to me is fireballs, not just in
the bars, you know, hitting you with the blackout sauce.
It's in the sky now, you guys. The big stories
that in Oregon and Washington. You could see last night
at ten ten pm a fireball shoot through the sky
for several seconds before it broke up into pieces.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
I think that's what I said. My friend said he
saw just a bunch of pieces in the sky.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
So yeah, it's like a oversized firework. Now, when you
see a fireball in the sky, it could be contained
stone and ice and metal in and when that starts
to burn up. Now, this is near the peak of
the per Side meteor shower and is caused by debris
from the Comet Swift tunnel, So it keep an eye

(07:11):
on the sky. Maybe you'll get some more of those
hot rocks coming through. They also have websites.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Where you can report your fireballs fire and track them through.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
The fireballtracker dot com. I actually don't know if that's it.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
That's not it.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
It's a much longer website, but I'm sure if you
just google it fireballtracker dot com, dot gov, slash blah blah,
it's fireball dot ams, meteors dot org.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Okay, okay, ams, Meatia, I've already forgotten.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
I think the big story today is Mars Wrigley is
introducing candy without synthetic dies next year. According to the company,
Eminem's Skittles, Original Extra Gum, Spearmint, and Starburst Original Fruit
shoes will not include synthetic dies, and they'll they'll be
available to purchase online throughout the US and several food
manufacturers including General Mills, Pepsi, Coo, Tyson Foods, Hershey and more.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
You got to buy them online, but it is. But
this is the shelves.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
This is the beginning.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Yeah, you know they are changing it because they're going
to get passed by the mom and pops.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Like I'm done with the dyes. With my kids.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
I gotta be honest with you, though, that's spearmint gum. Like,
what's even the point if there's not just like a
neon green blob in your mouth. I do love the
color of spearmint gum.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
And like, is that going to change my Star Wars colors?
It'll down. I bet they'll figure it out. It's not
gonna be confusing when I'm trying to find a pink
and I even I.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Think I'm wondering if the colors might be just a
little more muted.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Well, they instead of like.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
You know these other ones, they steal the colors from
like beats and then take the flavor out of it.
So like I mean, they think about how much that stains?
He can get a red smart sweet.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yeah, some studies have shown that certain synthetic food types
such as red, red number three and red number forty
are you know, carcinogenic animals. And they make they make
Drew's kids christ And it's not just the red stuff.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
You look in and like why does the green ones
sometimes have red dye in it? And some and it's
the purple, well, the purple one obviously, but you know,
you gotta watch mashup colors because they're putting red with
something else.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Well, there you go. More on the stories at one
of five nine there dot com.

Speaker 7 (09:11):
You're listening to tan Or Drew and Laura Tanner, Drew
and Laura the big.

Speaker 8 (09:18):
Harry Durent look minds up, Tanner's arm down to the
tummy cave and Tanner passes out.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
You don't know that, sir, You don't know that's gonna happen.
I'm worried that it's gonna happen. Happy Friday. We have
so much going on today. More Lincoln Park tickets, one
more pair linky Pinky tickets. That's right, Yeah, with our
two new game two in the link coming up here
at seven thirty this morning, eight o'clock this morning, we'll

(09:49):
have the blubber Burn finale. Who's gonna win this thing?
Is it beef Fodder or myself? Beef Water's in here
early this morning, looking svelt.

Speaker 9 (09:56):
Well, I couldn't sleep last night. I was laying that
four o'clock and I figured, you know what, just get
up and get going.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, So are you anxious?

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah? Is it because you were nervous about that?

Speaker 9 (10:04):
I didn't feel I mean, I'm sure probably subconsciously that
was there, but it wasn't like I was laying there
tossing and turned about it.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
I'm glad it's done.

Speaker 9 (10:12):
Like it felt so good last night to just sit
down eat some food.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
And not what you have last night. I had some
Kung pou chicken. Yeah, and uh that was it. I
did go crazy. I had some fried rice.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Oh, oh, it's pretty smart, and yeah, you know, I
just drew you'll you'll appreciate this.

Speaker 9 (10:33):
My son hit me up on the way home and
he's like, hey, you think you could bring me some
McDonald's And I'm like, yeah, I couldn't bring you to
McDonald And I stood at that kiosk for ten minutes
and I couldn't bring it. I was like I was
in a hostage negotiation with myself.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
I talked to him on the phone and he goes,
should I get some McDonald's And I didn't say yes.
But I also didn't say now. I go, hey, man,
Dan Tannerson, if you want to, And.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
You know, that's a great answer, because it's like your sponsor,
you know, like I think I'm going to have a drink.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Well, if you think that's right, it's on you, man.
Like I was held accountable, right. You know, I was
so frustrated yesterday when I left G three because I just,
like I said, I thought at the top of the show,
I said that I think I'm gonna lose because I
think Shirley accidentally let it slip when she looked at
the picture of the spider and she goes, oh, you
got to do that tomorrow, and I went no Monday,
And then I went, wait, what what do you mean me?

(11:23):
And she goes, no, that's not what I meant. That's
not what I meant. But you know, everyone in here
tells me to chill out, but I was on tilt
all last night too, Dude.

Speaker 9 (11:29):
I couldn't sleep, and I told you to not let
it ruin your night because we don't know for sure.
I don't know the results anymore than you do, so
I just tried to enjoy the evening the best I could.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah. Now I think I lost more pounds than him,
but it's not about pounds. It's about body fat percentage,
so true whatever's on the inside there. Yeah, if if
I lose, I gotta let a transla crawl across my body.
If I win, I get to see Casey's toes. And
I did get a hold of a pediatrist yesterday who
will come in if that happens. We already have the
transla online and I think his name is like Pierre

(12:01):
or something.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
I don't Pierre Pierre.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
I can call my friend Wayne here because he's got
He's the one who set it up for me.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Is Wayne going to be a wig?

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah? He listens, so I would. I would think Wayne
call in because Mike.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Wayne, he doesn't have your phone numbers. Not a real friend.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
I was gonna save you. I do have it, I
just don't have saved. I do that with a lot
of people I have.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
I'm not gonna say I'm innocent of that on all times,
you know, I'll be like, oh yeah, well, I'll get.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Back to that. And then you have to search for
the mess. Does Wayne have a nickname in your phone?

Speaker 5 (12:38):
By chance?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Big Wayne spider Man?

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Spider Man?

Speaker 10 (12:44):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (12:45):
I think you can just search the word that you
were typing. Oh yeah, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, well he searched the word big Harry Tarantula.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
I don't know. I'll have to I'll send him a
message on Instagram. I have to talk to him later.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
But Pierre, that's a cute name for a spot.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
I don't know what the name is, but I believe
az Pets is the one who's providing it. And they
were very kind to step up and offer one of
their big gas tarantulas. And what color was like an
orangeish red.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
It was like black with an orange Torso go be
it's very fuzzy.

Speaker 9 (13:17):
But I heard if you're going to have one crawl
up your arm, that's the color combination.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
With your eyes, and just make sure you wear something
that matches.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Very docile. Well, we could put a picture of the
spider up online if you want it, and if you
want to see the spiders getting sweaty palms. Like I said,
I was literally getting nauseous thinking about it yesterday.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
It's gonna be fine, and you don't even know.

Speaker 9 (13:40):
And when you said that to me, I was legit surprised.
I didn't realize it was a visceral reaction like that.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
I know that I think I'm making it up, but
I think I'm building it up in my head.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Like anything you're anxious about, your body's going to react
if you the cooks, yet.

Speaker 9 (13:56):
I didn't realize it made them nauseous though, Wow, man,
that's a pretty strong hit.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, it does anyway, whatever whatever, I still be fought, ill,
gonna be fine to still plan on seeing those toes,
but we'll we'll find out eight o'clock.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Did you get the feeling that she had let something slip?
Or was that something that he didn't.

Speaker 9 (14:15):
Notice it until he He's immediately jumped on it like
a little word like what did you what did you say? Like,
I mean, it wasn't a second that went by and
he was just like on the spot, and she was like, well.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Well, no, that's not what I'm saying at all. She's like,
just you know, calm down, that's fine, and I'm like, wow,
I'm gonna go wait in my car. Yeah, I pretty
much just got up and left right then. I was
I did it, And at first I was like, okay, whatever,
But as the car ride home went as as you know,
was driving home, it just got worse and worse, and
by the time I was home, I was on full.

Speaker 9 (14:46):
Tilted twenty minutes later and another thing, Oh I did
I did?

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Actually, yeah, it was great.

Speaker 9 (14:55):
But I'm sorry that that that.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
I mean, it's fine. I mean, it's just my own anxiety,
I know. That it's just a spiders not you know,
hopefully won't buy me.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Well does it?

Speaker 11 (15:03):
What about?

Speaker 3 (15:04):
It doesn't make you feel any better? That beef water
also got new sleep last night.

Speaker 9 (15:07):
Yeah, and listen, Yes, I would also point out, look,
let's not forget I was the underdog in this situation.
You had the advantage to beat me, so you know,
don't I would.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
I wouldn't hold your breath just yet. Well, either way,
it's you know, we did a good thing. We got hell,
you know, healthier, And I'm still I'm not going to quit.
I'm just gonna relax on wighing my food so much. Yeah,
and so I'm looking forward to just I'm trying to
get to one seventy five and I know what I
am right now, but I won't say until late. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (15:35):
The going back feels really difficult at this point in time.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Because the lose diet and the maintained diet are different. Right,
So you get to your goal weight and then you
can maintain diet way nicer.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, we do have some talkback messages coming in on
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Speaker 12 (15:52):
Morning Brew, Crewe, Happy Friday, Happy Way, and congratulations to both. Yet, hey,
what was a decision made if on the off chance
you guys tie up, are you both gonna give us
some laughs?

Speaker 2 (16:11):
I think it's a push, right, go home? You got this?

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Tanner is correct in the book that it would be
a push and you'd go home. But I have a
feeling we know.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
There has to be a payoff of some sort for
all of us.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Of course there does, and that's why it's not gonna
be true.

Speaker 9 (16:29):
Vega's a legit tie, I would say.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Yes, so it's unsheath the toe. If it's a legit tie,
we both do it.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
Yeah, I mean, because that's pretty incredible. I feel like
that's fair and nearly what they want.

Speaker 9 (16:41):
I mean, it's like guessing the exact price on the
price is right.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
So and I hope it doesn't happen, though I'm gonna
leave me a little.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
I don't, but I think if it did happen, I
feel like like surely would have said something about it yesterday,
or you would have been able to tell if she
was like, oh my.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
God, here's the thing I was on. I got was
on such tilted what you say? Yeah, I like when
I left, if I were her, I would have been like,
send him a text message like, hey, you know, don't
worry about the results. You're gonna be fine, or you
know you're gonna be happy with the results. Maybe not
tell me, like, give me something to chill my anxiety.
I didn't realize that you were going to cook on it.

(17:16):
She didn't. She was ship for fifty bucks.

Speaker 9 (17:19):
And I just looked at her right in the eye,
and I said, let him suffer.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
I bet you burn a bunch more.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
But you were already done with good things. It didn't
matter how much you burnt. You're rolling around in your
bed thinking about it last night.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Do not text him? What were you doing? Well? I
did text her later, and I said, you know, I'll
be honest. Early, I'm a little freaked out. I feel
like I lost in my gut. My gut tells me
I lost.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
You're trying to get to something.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
I'm just trying to get something. So she gave me nothing.
She said, don't even She goes, push that out of
your head or something like that, and there we go.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
She she is a pro, she's deal she's dealt with
those types of texts before.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Surely we'll be revealing the actual results today. At eight
o'clock this morning, we have sports Next, what you have.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Oh my god, more about our brand new owner of
the Trail Blazers and something you probably didn't know.

Speaker 7 (18:10):
You're listening to dan Or Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Well, they continue to kind of wade through this new
ownership of the Portland Trail Blazers, and I gotta say
I'm pretty excited about it, the fact that we're gonna
move to an ownership structure, at least in theory, that
is here to win, not to just kind of maintain,
which the Blazers they wanted to obviously win games, but

(18:40):
not at a cost. And so when you are cutting
costs and hoping to win in a league where you
have salarison for the Celtics and the Lakers that would
make your eyes fall out of your head, you're just
not gonna win championships. I mean, even the Oklahoma City
Thunder where they're like, well they built that team from
the ground up. Well they gave them each two hundred
million dollars this summer, so that ground up those guys.

(19:04):
Do you see how the Thunder dress like they're at
a fashion show in Paris, Like it's actually laughable.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Some of it.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
They look like drug lords, but they at the same
time they have their cash. And now the Blazers might
be able to do the same, and there might be
more local lynch pins coming into place. Remember one of
the minority owners wife is in charge of the Oregon
Health Authority, and he is from the Portland area and
is also a very successful man. By the way, also

(19:35):
rumors now that Columbia Sportswear could be getting on board,
oh and going minority. And when Beefwater brought this to
my attention, and I think it's a really good idea.
If you got some of these local companies, I mean
Nikes from here, Columbia's from here. I mean, you could
go down a laundry list of things that are pretty
big time. I mean, call up Dutch Bros. Let's see

(19:56):
if they want to get a minority stake in this thing.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
I mean not that Oregon.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Well they're moving their headquarters, but the half of them
still live here. I mean, it's the headquarters is just
a business decision. Whereas then you could still you can
still get on board. You got billions of dollars. Either way,
it is not their call, it's the new ownership's call,
but I'm just excited at the chance of getting it done.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Let's just get that arena. Yeah, we were talking about
it yesterday and it was like, where's that thing gonna go?
And everyone was just kind of saying, Man, it's probably
gonna go in Hillsboro. I don't like that. I don't
like it either, because it's a disaster getting out there.
It would take forever for.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Especially for the pupre It feels like far from everywhere.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Yeah, if you're in southeast Portland, anyone.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Who listened to Hillsboro, they know, though, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
They know.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
Just to get to here, let alone to Portland proper,
just to get to hear in traffic, it's like an hour.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
And I also feel like that's part of the reason
that people live out there is to kind of be
a waste.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Imagine like, let's say there's a you know, a game.
It's like, what's seven o'clock on a on a Thursday
or something. You know that tunnel gonna the tunnel headed
out there is going to be stuck. It's not going anywhere.
You know what it is.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
It's going to be sim city when you reset it.
Remember when you were a kid, and you're like, oh,
I've blown the infrastructure. We've got to completely start over.
That's what we just control all delete the freeway.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Yeah, I don't know what they're gonna do. The tunnel
is unpassable to me. The smart thing to do would
be to flatten the mota and to build it there.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
But where, I mean, it's just like where it's going
to take a couple of.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Years to resa. Can't they just move them to another
city like they did with the Oakland A's those people
don't come back. You don't go to another city. I'm
just temporarily.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Just but they're not moving back to Oakland. They're moving
to Vegas and so now they're playing in Sacramento.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
That's what I'm saying. They're just bouncing around. So like
it's just temporarily. Everyone knows that the Portland trail Blazers,
if they're just in a temporary facility, just sit there. In Seattle,
I see the people being very uh, they won't even
air the games there.

Speaker 9 (21:56):
It's not uncommon for things to be on the outskirts
of town and Phoenix, you know, like from central Phoenix
to Glendale. That's a little bit of a push too.
And that's how far you got to go.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
To watch some football. Yeah, you're right, Like in Charlotte,
I guess this. The stadium is like an hour and
fifteen minutes away, so they put them on the outskirts
like that.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
It's not it's downtown, is it?

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Uptown?

Speaker 11 (22:17):
Is up?

Speaker 5 (22:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:18):
I was just there and we sat at a bar
and looks like into the stadium.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
But there are places like that though, right where yet?

Speaker 3 (22:25):
And I would say, like if we Portland was getting
a football team, that's another story, like, yeah, where are
you going to put a football stadium in Portland?

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Well a lot of these teams do that. San Francisco
is in Santa Clara. Yeah, you know, it just they
go far away. And I also think it's crazy to
build a baseball stadium on the waterfront, Like, yeah, it's
going to be beautiful, but where the hell are people
going to park? It's going to be a nightmare.

Speaker 9 (22:46):
It also becomes an infrastructure thing because with that, now
you have to have X amount of hotels like right city,
And it's part of the league regulations too, So.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
I suppose that would help revitalize down you know. Yeah,
I mean it's on its way back, but you just
can't put it somewhere.

Speaker 9 (23:04):
So it needs to be able to afford the ability
to host the people that come to watch the games,
and obviously parking and all those things too. So it's
a big deal.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
You need a lot of real estate. It's a it's
a big problem. They were saying that, like, if the
stadium is built, you'll have to park on the other
side of the river and then walk the Tillamook or
the Jean le Picard crossing or whatever.

Speaker 11 (23:22):
It's.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 11 (23:24):
Man.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Well, we'll see.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
We'll keep you posted as soon as we find out.
You'll find out coming up here at seven thirty more
Lincoln Park tickets.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
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Speaker 2 (23:35):
All right? Online at one of five nine in the
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always you know, I played the audio here for you.
This is one of the four.

Speaker 10 (23:55):
To six seven eight nine ten f to ten come eleven. Yeah,
that's how you count bitch. Yeah, that's how you count bitch. Yeah,
brunt of that one two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight nine ten alf to ten come eleven. That's how
you count bitch. Yeah, that's how you count bitch.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
One of that uh huh plot twist. That is what
they're playing for kindergarten classes around.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yeah, anyway, that's online. I'll put it online here in
a few minutes at one nine in the brew dot com.
All right, coming up here in a few minutes, we're
gonna check some of your talk back messages. Also, why
is Superman coming to theaters just thirty something days after
it was or sorry to home video just thirty something
days after it's released in theaters. Also who says home

(24:44):
video tom.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
My soon to home video.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Home box office? Oh sorry, I did to have your
mic on. I appreciate it. Anyway, we'll tell you why,
coming up in a few minutes. Also, people are just
annoying the hell out of Brian Coburger in prison right now. Great,
and apparently he's extremely annoyed by it, and that just
tickles me. Pink.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Yeah, he's just gonna have to get used to that.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
I bet I hope he can't get a sip of
water down without someone touching the back of the cup.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
We'll tell you all about it coming up here in
just a few minutes. Also, Lincoln Park tickets on the way.
It's one of five nine the brew Tanner Jo and Laura.

Speaker 13 (25:27):
Drew.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Laura remember when Bee Water got stuck in lax a
couple of weeks ago. Yeah, and he had to sleep
at the airport. What good time that. I'm sure you
don't forget you have forgotten it?

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Did you forget your laptops back?

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Uh? Don't have them back?

Speaker 9 (25:43):
One of them has been officially cleared and has been
proven to be ours. Ran into a slight problem on
my personal laptop.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Some files on there.

Speaker 9 (25:54):
No, So that's the thing is, Joe, our engineer didn't
have the serial number on that one logged, so I
don't have a serial number for it to give them.
And the other thing that they want is my password,
and I'm very reluctant to give them.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
My password because of all this stuff on your computer.

Speaker 9 (26:11):
Wow, I'm gonna ask Joe because I'm not like, there's
nothing for me that is gonna could be bad. But
I don't want anybody to have access to anything in
the network that they share.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Fair enough, that makes sense. Yeah, well, you know, this
would have come in really handy if you were stuck
in the airports in Florida. But it looks like Florida's
airport is introducing nap rooms that will run about thirty
to sixty dollars per hour.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
We were just talking about this.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Wo Yeah, and we need pods or some you know,
Japan and other countries have these sleeping pods at airports
for people like Casey and I've had to sleep at
the airport before, So why not do this and make
a little bit more money. It seems a little steep.

Speaker 9 (26:48):
Thirty bucks for an hour seems a little high because
I was doing the quick math, Like if I did
that to sleep for the five hours, man, I would
have been one hundred and twenty bucks. But then again,
I would have not had to lay on that super
cleanful Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
I mean I was gonna say, you would have paid it,
wouldn't you.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
I mean I would even to get a couple of hours,
or even if you're not staying overnight, you have like
a just a gangster itinerary, Like I gotta go on
a nineteen and.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
A half hour flight schedule in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
And if you get to that final leg and you
got two and a half hours before you get on,
I take a nap.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Well, these these nap rooms in Florida that will apparently
begin in November will have beds, Wi Fi Wi Fi
noise canceling technology and power outlets in there, so you
could charge you your stuff. Miami's airport apparently already has
a hotel connected to it so that if you get
laid over, they just put your I.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Mean, but those hotels are so expensive because.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
They got you, just like Casey said, we'll pay for it.
I goes, Yeah, I mean, and they.

Speaker 9 (27:48):
Know they've got you too, so I mean it's by design.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Yeah, this is funny. I saw this headline yesterday. A
convicted killer Brian Coberger is a quote annoyed behind bars
and can't sleep.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Oh boohoo, so sick. Yeah, nobody cares, and nobody's playing
a violin for you. Yeah, nobody should even be taking
the complaint. Apparently it's not going well. Life in prison
is not going well for old Brian Colberger. Coburger whatever.
Who cares if I Butcher's name, I shouldn't say the
word butcher. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Too soon.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
He was hit with four life sentences after being convicted
of slanging four students. Of course from the University of
Idaho source to say the convict has become quote extremely
annoyed over fellow inmates who are quote constantly yelling through
the vents, and they apparently quote relentless, the relentless campaign
of harassment. That's unquote. Yeah, it's one of those things.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
When you commit this crime, you don't think about Cecil
or some giant one eyed guy named Angel who's gonna
bang on a poll all night, Yeah and call your number.
Taught you, Coburger, Yeah, all night long, try and get
some lunch.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Forget about it.

Speaker 11 (28:57):
Man.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Those guys are having a great time now.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
They're like sweet.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
So who's on duty to bother Coburger tonight?

Speaker 2 (29:03):
As a result, Coburger is apparently having trouble sleeping and
uh yeah, for some reason, nobody killed.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
I thought he was going into solitary confinements.

Speaker 9 (29:11):
I read yesterday that they did move him because of
this situation. He was not safe by him, by him,
so lonesome.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Got it, poor fella.

Speaker 9 (29:20):
Well, just let him whoop him for a little while, like,
just enjoy it, embrace prison, like this is what it's about.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
This is what we do here. We go out.

Speaker 9 (29:28):
Sometimes we come back unscathed, other times not so lucky.
That's prison.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Yeah. Do you ever think, though spoken like a true man,
he's been to prison.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
But you know, I feel way worse for the person
who did a light crime and is in gen pop
next to him. But at the same time, he did
a massive crime and he pled guilty to it.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
There's no question about it.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
I was going to say, do you think that he's
feeling Do you think that No, not remorse, because I
don't think he is. But do you think that anyone
ever because he took a plea deal to take the
death kindel tea off the table, do you think at
a certain point he's like, God, I wish they would
just put me out of my misery. But now he's
stuck there for life.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Someone should ask him in about six six to twelve months.

Speaker 9 (30:11):
Yes, see how I feel whoever he bumped out, because
there was obviously a dude before him that was at
the bottom of the totem pole that was getting hassled
every day all night. How glad is he that this
dude showed up finally? Thank you, coburger, I can finally
get a little sleep tonight.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
Yeah, exactly, sweet relief when that goob walked through the door.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
So there it is. You know, I don't think we
ever have to mention this douche again, honestly, unless he
gets beat up in prison, I'll mention that.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
Know this that when he does get back to Gen
and Pop, a grown man will stick his whole hand
in his mashed potatoes every time he has it.

Speaker 9 (30:44):
I don't I think he'll get murdered. I don't think
he's going to survive prison.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
Oh you get bag of soaped. I think they kind
of want to drag you along. You think he's going
to get ted Bundy?

Speaker 9 (30:52):
Yeah, I think, or I think we will hear over
a course of time, something's gonna not go well.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
He said a b hm stick a broom. Well, if
anyone deserves it, it's him, I agree. So yeah, you
don't jeez that pale hues. I just remember watching the
video of that. All the friends and family members like
giving him the business, and he just was so pale
and clammy looking which is what a creepy.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Little no emotion that all.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Yeah, yeah, he I hate to like be barbaric, but
if anyone deserves it, we're looking at it.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
The only emotion you could see is when I think
she one of her friends called him gross and pathetic
and just like a loser or whatever and like girls
don't like you. You could see his lip quiver.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
A little bit.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yeah, you can see he's trying.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
He knows, but that's probably a trigger too. He knows
they think he's ridiculous. Yeah, and that's too bad.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
But I wonder how many times he's gonna get beat
up in prison. One two, three.

Speaker 10 (31:45):
Four, five, six, seven eight non ten after ten come eleven.
Oh that's how you count bitch here, Yeah, that's how
you count bitch.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Running back one, two, three, four, five.

Speaker 10 (31:58):
Six seven a non to ten come a levin. That's
how you count bitch. Yeah, that's how you count bits
one about uh huh.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Coming up in a few minutes, more tickets to go
see Lincoln Park. We'll play two in the link for
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Speaker 1 (32:23):
You're listening to.

Speaker 7 (32:24):
Tanner Drew and Laura Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Got a lot of text messages coming in on our
McLoughlin Chevrolet text line this morning. Uh, this one says here,
I gotta hit pause because they're coming in too fast.
It says, has anyone discussed what happens if Tanner and
Beef tie today? Do we put Beef's feet on Tanner's
tummy and then let the spider crawl across them?

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (32:48):
I like the combo. That's great, it's pretty nice. I
think we decided though, we would do both, right. Yeah,
I think if it's a tie, which dude, I think
it'd be crazy if that happened, But it's very possible
because it's gonna be ever wins. It's going to be
so damn close. And we decided that, yeah, we'll both
do it if we have.

Speaker 9 (33:05):
If we haven't done away in or check in. That
wasn't something that we got a message back saying, you
guys are neck and neck.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
It's been every single time, but.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
I can't imagine it will be exact.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
I know that's kind of crazy. Pretty hard to hit that.
But just in case, we've thought of everything, pladies and gentlemen,
it's all cupboard and yeah, so if it did as
a tie, we'll do it together. This one says, if
it's a tie, you both do it.

Speaker 10 (33:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
However, Tanner, in my mind would be doing the same thing,
which which I was just on tilt yesterday freaking out,
and I'm kind i am this morning. He says, However,
I actually think that you won. Ninety nine to eleven
says if you tie, swap what you have to do,
Tanner can show his feet and beef water against the spot.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
My gosh, that's actually hilarious.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
Fine.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Thirty one thirteen says I think they should put the
new stadium in the Highland in Highland Island. We're talking
about the new stadium FLA, Hayden Island.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Sorry, well, I mean that's an idea.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Seems like MyD be a little tough to do.

Speaker 9 (34:01):
Yeah, okay, I love this idea just because it's so
close for me, but also of course also like when
there's something happening there, the traffic is unbelievable and it
jams up the bridge, and that would be very problematic.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
This one says, I live in Tillamook and it takes
an hour and a half or more depending on traffic,
to get to the Modu Center, So Hillsborough would be
awesome for me if they build it out there. The
twenty seven and thirty six says, why rebuild anything? What
a waste of money? The Motu Center is perfectly fine,
but the NBA says no. Adam Silver himself says it's
it doesn't meet the standards and they need to get
a new stadium. They can repair it to like it's

(34:35):
like a patch for a hot second. But it's thirty
years old.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
It's one of the oldest ones, and I think we
all would say we would prefer not to burn money
buying stadiums, but we also don't want to be left behind,
so there's a happy medium.

Speaker 9 (34:47):
It seems strange that it's not retrofitable. I know it's
only thirty years old, Like how much model it? Why
didn't they think of this thirty years ago? Why not
plan ahead if these things are supposed to be here
for a long time.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Yeah, it does seem like such a waste of money.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
I don't want somebody's like I don't want tax.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Payer It doesn't have the highest to end, the most
technology in new technology whatever. You know, it's just like
who cares.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
But but if you don't want taxpayers to pay for it,
where we will lose the team?

Speaker 2 (35:14):
I know, but I just don't agree with that. It
doesn't matter where you are, who you are, what city.
I think that US paying for a stadium is as if.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
The NBA should pay for the stadium.

Speaker 9 (35:23):
What if you did it like how they did in
Seattle where they just apply to tax to like the
hotels and stuff.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Better ways to maneuver it, not to just take it
out of the people. We need to fix our roads
and our bridges and make sure that the earthquake proof.
I mean, we don't need to spend all that money
on a stadium in my opinion. But you know, like
the Olympic of the Olympics, so you know, these countries
build stadiums for the Olympics and then they sit there.

Speaker 11 (35:50):
Every like.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
That's That's another thing too, is like with the Motive Center.
It's like, okay, we build an arena somewhere else. What
happens to the Moti Center? It just sits there.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
They That's why I say it like you've got a demo,
flatten it and then that's where they should build the thing.
Thirty eight twenty six is tanner. You sound pretty chipper
today makes me think no tarantula is crawling across your body.
I hope, man, But I'm on tilt this morning. I
feel like I am gonna lose. I feel like surely
made it. Let it slip, and you know, let me
let me know that I lost yesterday.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
I felt like, I think it would have been strange
for you to come in here feeling like you were
gonna win, you know, you kind of you kind of.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Beef just his ear in the shadow a little bit.
It looks good, right, So I am nervous.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Yeah, but I mean you've lost what three belt loops
or something. I mean, obviously progress has been made.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
I mean four belt loops is insane. And I know
I lost more pounds than beef, but that we're not
doing it on pounds, We're doing it on body fat percentage.
Eight o'clock this morning, we're gonna find out.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Calm down. Also, if you want to see if you
want to see before and after pictures at one of
five nine the Brew on Instagram they're.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Up there right now. Yeah, all right, that'll make me
feel good. And I see that photo as it should.
We worked hard, dude, And if.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Anyone goes home bummed ear of EV over analyzed it,
I feel.

Speaker 9 (37:01):
The same way, like if a challenge is the thing
that makes this thing Nolan void, whatever.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
But I feel like, man.

Speaker 9 (37:09):
The what we got out of it, what we did,
exceeded my expectations. I don't know about you, but I
don't know where your expectations were going into it.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Just a man have a spidercross one hundred and fifteen pounds.
I'm super proud of what we did in the time.
We did it right. Well, well, we'll find out who
the winner is. Coming up at eight o'clock this morning
for the Blubb or Burn finale. It's now time for
our new segment, Creeper or Tweaker. Ooh, this is a
situation where we give you a story. And I don't
know if the guy's just a weirdo or if he,

(37:40):
you know, is on some sort of drugs, some sort
of substance. But there's a man who's been convicted for
standing in the road, blocking traffic for absolutely no reason.
All right, this man's named named David Hampson, and he's
earned himself the nickname of the quote silent man. Hampson
has made a reputation for himself after being convicted of
a dozen times for quote quietly, quietly standing in the

(38:03):
middle of roads and blocking traffic for no apparent reason
at all. Police, judges and psychiatrists are all at a
loss as to why Hampton does this or Hampson does
this and this is this traffic blocking bit. I don't
know what he's doing, but his latest jail sentence was
for six months, so he won't be doing that for
at least six months. But he's shown no remorse and
he he doesn't explain. He doesn't explain it why he's

(38:27):
doing it.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
He's like Banksy, He's an artist.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
It's odd.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
So is that is that drug related? Because he could,
you know, do the drugs and then show up and
not have drugs on them and they won't they can't
charge him, right that's true? Or is this just a weird,
weird dude who's just doing some creepy stuff. You know,
remember when the clown thing went viral and people just chase,
you know, they're just stare at us. Clown Yeah, I
feel like it may be just his version of that
some creepy Is he doing it on more than one road?

(38:57):
Is that how it sounds like it's everywhere in town?

Speaker 9 (38:59):
Okay, So it's it's not like he lives on that
street and he's just trying to keep people from speeding
down in something like that.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
No, especially if that would be the lamest way to
do that too.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Yeah, stop two hour traffic jam when he wouldn't move.

Speaker 9 (39:11):
Well, I thought of that because yesterday I saw a
video of a guy blocking an Amazon semi truck on
a road like that, and the dude was just trying
to get by, and for whatever reason, this guy didn't
want that Amazon truck going down the road, and either
way they got into a fistfight.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
One of them got knocked out.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
It's interesting, though, that he doesn't speak at all. He
just stands there silently.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Yeah, that's weird. So it almost sounds like he's so creepy,
maybe like a homeless guy.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
Maybe because if he was like frozen pizza style like
we see downtown Portland, I would be like, that's definitely
a tweaker. But if he's just he does it deliberately,
maybe I'm going creep.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
All right, creeper a tweaker? What do you think about
this guy? This? This, this this David Hampson eight sixty
six four four five one of five. Nine is the
phone number. You can shoot us a text message on
a McLoughlin Chevrolet text line at nine eight one ninety seven,
or just hit us up if you're old school, or
did I give a phone eight six six four four.
All right, let's go around the room. Let's go to

(40:06):
Laura first. Laura, creeper or tweaker? What say you?

Speaker 3 (40:10):
I think if he was tweaking, he would be telling
people that he was tweaking. Yeah, you'd be able to tell.
So I think he's just creeping, but very creepy, like
horror movie right style. Creepy.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Yeah it is. It is like a horror movie.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Imagine he stands out there at night. It's just a
shadowy figure standing in the middle.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Of the road. Yike, Drew, what say you? Creeper or tweaker?

Speaker 4 (40:34):
He's probably an ex druggy dude, So he's probably an
ex tweak who is a creep now because he seems petrified.
So I'm going fried brain creeper, all right, deepwater fried
brain or creeper.

Speaker 9 (40:47):
I feel like creeper is probably more relatable. He would
have been in some sort of costume or trying to
sweep the pavement or something.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
If he was on the tweak reorganizing the gravel. Just yes, yeah,
actually you're right, because what what tweaker do you know?
Just stands completely still?

Speaker 9 (41:04):
No, there's they're incredibly busy doing absolutely well.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
I mean unless he's on like that frank stuff and
he just like can't move because but.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
They kind of fold and stand right.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Yea, they have a zombie in transition, look like as
the bites feeding in. Yeah, I'll say, I mean, it's
boring to all say the same thing, but I feel
like he's a creep, but I do.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
He's definitely got so something.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
I'm gonna say. He he thought he was smoking pot.
It ended up being angel dust and that's what happened.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Right.

Speaker 9 (41:34):
Did he have clothes on?

Speaker 2 (41:36):
I did?

Speaker 9 (41:36):
He did have clothes because a lot of times they
end up naked too, and that's a tell true.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah, that's very tweaking. Probably probably just a creeper.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
I wish you would talk, though, I want to know what.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
I want to know the motive. Yeah, why do you
do this?

Speaker 4 (41:50):
And how does he not caught a knuckle sand which
I mean, you're late for work and that guy's just
standing in the road.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
If he's done it like a dozen times, I'm sure
he's been popped. Well, I'm sure. I'm sure the cops
have collected him off the side. Creeper tweaker. You can
also shoot us a text message on a mcgloflins ninety
one nine seven. That's the number, ninety one seven. More
of your calls and talkbacks coming up. Also, Lincoln Park tickets.
One more pair of Linky Pinky tickets. We'll have those
for you here in less than fifteen minutes. It's Tanner,

(42:18):
Drew and Laura on the Brew.

Speaker 7 (42:20):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura Laura.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
We've got some text messages coming in on a McLoughlin
Cheverley text line. We want to know is it is
this guy a creeper or a tweaker. His name is
David Hampson, and he's been arrested dozens of times for
quietly standing in the middle of the road, and he
just his latest jail sentence is for six months, so
he won't be doing that for a while. But signed

(42:48):
a scientist, a psychiatrist, judges, and police have all talked
to this guy trying to figure out the motive and
why he just stands in the middle of the street
like the joker in the dark Knight and uh, and
they don't know why. They have no idea.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Why could it be an active protest?

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Well, wouldn't he okay, for he was protesting, wouldn't he
say something, Yeah, you have to share what you're upset
about for us to help you with it. And if
it's a silent protest, at least bring a sign something true.

Speaker 9 (43:13):
Or maybe he's a guy that likes to maintain a
high school relationship where he's like, listen, if you don't
know why I'm standing in.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
The road, I'm not going to tell you. Possible. This
text comes from thirty forty nine and says the guy
is creepy. Plus he's a male Karen, and that's you know,
that's all over the story even worse.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
Well, and how sick of someone's behavior are you when
you give him six months for standing in the road?

Speaker 2 (43:37):
I mean they're done with this dude. Sixty thirty one says,
I don't think the guy is a creeper or tweaker,
probably just some broke dude who thinks I if he
eventually gets run over and injured, he'll be entitled to
a massive compensation. I don't know.

Speaker 9 (43:49):
This feels like a very solvable issue with just a
simple paintball.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Gun, that's possible.

Speaker 9 (43:54):
Yeah, it would roll your window down, light him up.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
He's not going to stand there?

Speaker 11 (43:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Yeah, an't move out of the way. You wouldn't even
have to taste in the paintball, would do it?

Speaker 1 (44:01):
What if?

Speaker 2 (44:02):
What if he just stood there and you're like, dude,
this guy, Yeah, well if he does that, I think
you let him hang. If he's earned it, doesn't like
a cow that fell off the slaughter truck. Yeah, he's
earned freedom. Yeah, all right, coming up in a few minutes.
We do have some Lincoln Park tickets. By the way,
Eight o'clock this morning is the finale for the blubber

(44:23):
Burn and right now an hour away around the corner,
about thirty minutes away from finding out who's going to
get the punishment if am I going to get the
spider or is Beefwater gonna have to show his toes?
Oh man be excited about that you feel sick to
your stomach.

Speaker 9 (44:40):
I do that well a little bit. The nerves are real, Yeah,
only because I just can't wait to hear the information.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Whatever happens happens. Yeah, I'm just ready for it to be.
If you win, though, I'm fighting completely. Okay, we're going
to fight that. We're gonna stream it all on TV
on the podcast.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
We're both in a little better shape. It would have
been a real Sadis fight before it up and around.

Speaker 9 (44:57):
Are we going to agree to a pre stretch or
are we going in?

Speaker 2 (45:00):
We'll just going cold, Okay, fair enough.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
You're both gonna spin your head heads on bats for
a second, and then you're coming in through the hall.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Well, you can take your tarantola with you. Imagine a
tarantola with like eight little boxing gloves.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Oh my god, where are you going with this?

Speaker 9 (45:13):
Hypothetically things don't work out and you got to have
this done, and could it change your the way you
feel about spiders?

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Maybe like when you see a band you don't like
in concert and the kicked ass. Yeah that's happened before.

Speaker 9 (45:25):
Maybe you're gonna want to take Gary home with you.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Yes, I've been saying it the whole time, not likely
eight o'clock this morning. We will find out who the
winner is. All right, God, and haven I have sweaty palms?
All right? Coming up next though, you might have sweaty
palms if you get on the hot seat here to
win these Lincoln Park tickets. We're going to play our
new game called two in the Link for your chance
to win to see them at the Motor Center next month. Uh,
we need callers ten and eleven right now eight six

(45:51):
six four four five one oh five nine. I'm going
to play you like a second or a half a
second of a Lincoln Park song and you just have
to tell us, uh, just one of those.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Yeah, and not a single person has won this week.
I'd just like to point out.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Yeah, get some talent on the phone. But I'm getting
text messages from people saying that I knew all those songs.
I knew those songs now, and that's happened every day.
People have piped didn't say and they knew it, so
they can break the break the streak today eight six
six four four five one o five nine will play
after live on the Brew. Let's get it all stories.

(46:25):
It's time for the big story where we all go
around the room sharing it. We think the biggest stories
of the day are Drew. You want to kick it off.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Yeah, this has been a long time coming, but the
big story is Highway two seventeen's final construction closure will
be this weekend. The fifth and final weekend goes down
where northbound between Highway ninety nine and Shoals Ferry Road
are gonna be closed for paving. Now, the freeway was
supposed to close Friday night, but it's being delayed by
the rain. So the freeway will actually close at five

(46:53):
point thirty am on Saturday, which gives you a little
bit of reprieve there, right, But the work is whether
depends and so if the rain continues longer, it could
affect the work. I don't know if that means that
they would back up the opening time at the end,
but got to finish the job one way or another.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
The traffic is so bad, especially in Tiger right now
or sorry, the construction is so bad. It's everywhere you go.
There's construction Tiger right now. They're like putting sidewalks in everywhere. Yeah,
and there's just these detours left and right.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
It is and two seventeen I feel like it's been
under construction for one hundred and fifty years. But when
it's done, hopefully it's a little smoother sailing.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
You got construction in your neck of the woods Court,
Oh yeah, there's conting everywhere.

Speaker 11 (47:34):
Yeah, I mean, you're right, it is, and a lot
of it is those sidewalks because they're trying to make
those wheelchair accessible right right, right.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
But when they do that, they basically have to take
up half the road. They do, Yeah, they shut down
the lanes. I have to go around to get to
the station now, and it's frustrating, and cops have been
pulling people over left and right right there too. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
I think the big story is that a reminder that
September second, you will have to pay to park on
the streets in downtown Portland until ten pm. This is
going to cover downtown, Old Town and the Pearl districts,
so they're going to be enforced eight am to ten
pm Monday through Saturday, one pm to ten pm on Sundays.

(48:12):
But they've got a new feature being added called five
after five, so after five pm you can buy up
to five hours of parking in the downtown, Central East
Side and Lloyd Parking districts.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Awesome.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Just heads up there.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
That sounds brutal that we.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Have ten ten pm isaf.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
So no more sneak parking. If you're going to Providence Park,
they're gonna sniff you out.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Yeah. I think the big story of the day is
the first woman to skateboard across the United States is
expected to finish her journey today. Broke Johnson is expected
to drive in Virginia Beach at about five pm. City
officials are closing streets ahead of her arrival to allow
spectators to watch her finish because there's gonna be a
ton of people down there, Like when that dude who
is sailing from Oregon to Hawaii, there's a bunch of

(48:55):
people there. Wait for sure. She began her trip one
hundred and eighteen days ago Venice Beach, California, and has
raised nearly fifty thousand dollars for spinal cord research along
the way. That's incredible. That's badass dude skateboard from one
side of the country to the next.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
So here's the question. Do you switch in like pedal
that thing with your other foot sometimes or you just
have one massive like badass leg.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
I don't know. She probably has one bad aass leg
because I could not skate with my other legs. Some
people feel weird.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
You'd almost have to do a little switch Rooney.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
At some point, fat Thor skates a lot, and you said,
did your son can you skate with buff legs?

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Yeah, because you're right into the microphone, it's backwards.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Sorry, yeah, yeah, I can skate with both legs.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Switch in regular. Oh maybe she can't too, So that
would come into super help when you're getting fatigued crossing
the whole country. Right, Okay, I'm stalling.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
This is because as soon as the news is over,
it's the blubber Burn.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
It's the blubber Burn Finale coming up. Next to Shirley's
in the studio. She's got the results in her hand.
What did you show the results?

Speaker 4 (50:00):
But I'm very excited she's.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Got the results in her hand. We're gonna find out
who's the winner. Beef water myself right after def Leppard's
Tanner to and Laura on the brew and Laura, oh boy,
here it is the blubber Burn Finale. This is it, homie.
If you want, we've got video streaming in real time
online at one of five nine in the brew dot com.
You can watch this as it happens. Okay, I honestly

(50:27):
feel like I'm gonna throw up. I'm not gonna lie
to you. I am on full tilt right now. We
do have Sureley from G three Fitness in the studio.
Good morning morning, smell delicious. Can we get the mic
up there?

Speaker 14 (50:38):
I think? Thanks?

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Yeah, you smell good, very sensitive nose. I can always
can always tell when people stink court and then there's uh,
then there's Shirley.

Speaker 14 (50:47):
I did shower for you guys.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Yeah, we appreciate that. Okay, so Shirley, I uh, We're
about to find the find out the results of this
six week long weight loss challenge between beef Water and myself.
Thank you so much, surely for all your help that
you given them both of us, the encouragement, the uh,
the grocery list that you made, the program that you
made for us, everything that you've done. I did see

(51:09):
the before and after photos of myself just now, and
I was I was like, kind of taken back. I
hadn't seen those. Very impressed with that. I think that
should help with your tiltage. I don't know, man, be honest,
you Fodder's looking pretty good too, Like he took his
shirt off yesterday and he looked like I could tell
he has a nice little six pack going.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
Yeah, you're both have have dramatic changes in your pictures.
I just think the great thing is you both get
to take the weight loss home with you. So even
if you lose either one of you, I just want
you to know you got got so far.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Maybe that should have been the punishment. Whoever lost has
to gain all the weight they lost. Yeah, exactly, and
we're gonna check it every day to get it all back.
What did you You better ate McDonald's. But you know
you've seen.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
The viral videos where it's like a bag of fat
looks like this. If you guys took each of your
bag of fat, he'd be grossed out and you'd be
proud of yourself.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
I would like my bag of fat. I want to
keep my like my tonsils, I want to keep my Yeah,
I think it's only fair if they hand it back
to you. So surely. I am nervous, but I kind
of feel like I lost because yesterday I felt I
felt like you let it slip because we were Oh.

Speaker 15 (52:07):
You were showing me the trancela. I would have said
the same thing to Casey if Casey was showing me
the trend.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
No, but you should, I think naturally you just said, oh,
so you have to do this tomorrow, which you thought
the punishment was today.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
That's actually stop trying to get her to say something.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
And then then I thought, well, she could tell him
so stressed out, maybe she'll shoot me a text to
just say hey, like you're gonna be happy with the
results or something. Nothing, It was nothing.

Speaker 14 (52:28):
I could not do that.

Speaker 9 (52:30):
Yeah, I'm sorry she.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Had to stay neutral. You asked her to. I did,
and then you you even like, because you was he
was fishing.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
He went fishing exactly.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
That's yeah, he admitted to fishing early. I admitted it,
I said. I reached out to her and just said,
I gotta be honest. Surely am I feel sick to
my stomach.

Speaker 9 (52:47):
But as a true professional like she is, she took
my fifty dollars and let you suffer.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
I surely just said kick.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
That out of your head, you know, so, yeah, as
you should.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
But he didn't.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
He just didn't sleep less.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
I'm sorry. No, it's not your fault at all.

Speaker 15 (53:03):
Just like Drew said, you guys both won. I mean
it's dramatic changes in six weeks. It's pretty remarkable what
you guys accomplished in six weeks.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Well, I would just like to point out though, if
Casey does lose, this would be the second competition in
a row that he's lost. If I lose, this will
be the second weight loss competition that I've I've lost
in a row.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
So, but both times you didn't give up and crushed.
I mean even that one you crushed because you did
that right before I got married, and I have those pictures.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
You looked great.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
I was rotund, surely at the beginning, but not when
you not when I walked down.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
You want to see my ID? Did I show you
my You did? So this is when I was like
three hundred pounds. Well so that was so he lost
all the weight and then he gained it up to here.
I'm so freaking out. So yes, the answers, yes, But
how bloated I look there?

Speaker 4 (53:50):
Right?

Speaker 2 (53:50):
It doesn't even look like me that person.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
There is a point where he looks photoshopped, like somebody's
messing with his photo.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Somebody almost had let me in a bar one I love.
I talked him into it. But all right, Shirley.

Speaker 14 (54:03):
All right, it did give Laura the winner envelope. But
I'm going to go through this a little bit, okay,
So so maybe put the drummers.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Okay, he is a drummer. No, Casey, are you nervous
at all? I'm like, I'm freaking out of her here.

Speaker 9 (54:20):
I was fine, as I was fine until I saw
Shirley and the envelope marked winner, and then I was like,
all right, the reality is here.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
There is a winner. You guys lied to doing.

Speaker 14 (54:31):
Okay, So Casey, I need to step away for me, because.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Come on, come on over here. I had a dollar
for every time I heard that.

Speaker 15 (54:38):
So let's let's start with a weight change, right, like
total weight change. So there's a twenty pound weight change
and a sixteen pound weight change. So Tanner lost twenty
pounds twenty point four total huge.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
No one else is clapping, what do you here?

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Don't worry about I got my.

Speaker 15 (55:00):
Own, Casey total of fifteen point eight in total weight.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Nice.

Speaker 15 (55:11):
One of the biggest indicators that I look at also
for health is the visual fat, and you both had
significant changes. So Tanner, you had a minus five change
in visual fat. That's the fat around your organs, which
is pretty dangerous fat.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
I did have fatty organs.

Speaker 14 (55:26):
No, you're not your organs, the fat around your organs.

Speaker 15 (55:30):
You have delicious five points from that, and on Casey
you dropped three points, so amazing numbers.

Speaker 14 (55:37):
Okay, now total body fats.

Speaker 15 (55:39):
Just the change in points, not the actual percentage change
change in points. Tanner, you were at five point four points.
So you went from thirty seven percent to thirty one
point six percent.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
That's a nice change, incredible change in that amount of time.

Speaker 14 (55:58):
Yes, okay.

Speaker 15 (56:00):
And then Casey went from twenty point two percent to
fifteen point ninety nice.

Speaker 14 (56:06):
Okay.

Speaker 15 (56:07):
Now to make it apples to apples, we have to
take that number and divide it by the starting fat percentage.

Speaker 14 (56:15):
Okay, all right, so now you can roll the drums.

Speaker 16 (56:20):
It comes the drums, yes, okay, all right, Casey came sorry, Yes,
Casey came in at twenty one percent percentage change, and
Tanner came.

Speaker 15 (56:32):
In at fifteen percent percentage change, which.

Speaker 14 (56:38):
Makes the winner.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
The winner of the blubber burn is with a total
percentage change of twenty one percent, Casey Befoterbay is the
winner of the blubber burn.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Very so, you guys, breathe in.

Speaker 9 (56:56):
You can smell it and smell it burning right now
off of me.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Tanner is not stoked.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
I knew I lost. You let it slip. Yesterday. You
let it slip. I did not. You did.

Speaker 11 (57:19):
No.

Speaker 9 (57:21):
I'm gonna be one hundred percent honest right here. When
you were going through the numbers, I thought he won.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Yeah, that's why she did it. That's why she did it.
It's not against you on purpose. Hey, you did great.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
You did great, Tanner, was.

Speaker 14 (57:37):
Both of you. I'm so proud of both of you.

Speaker 15 (57:39):
Like I was telling Casey that's yesterday before you both left.
You use your platform to encourage so many people.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
Just look at the guys standing behind Shirley who came
in here. People know fat Thor lost thirty pounds with
you guys during this.

Speaker 9 (57:58):
Wow, well had people out. Multiple people called in saying, hey,
we're on it too, We're doing the same thing. Even
if the people that called in that said, hey, I'm
not exactly exercising, but I'm.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Still riding with you guys.

Speaker 9 (58:09):
Like all of that was super meaningful, and I can
I'm gonna speak for Tanner and say we appreciate.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
We do very much. In case congratulations, you deserve it.

Speaker 9 (58:17):
Congrats to you too, dude. The side by side photos
are for real, and that that's a very nice souvenir to.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Walk away with. Ah boy, what's going through your head?
I'm just pissed. I'm pissed. I'm disappointed. I feel like crap, Yeah,
but you shouldn't. I do, I know, but that's do
I very much do. But you're all the positives. I
am proud of you, dude, I am very proud of you.
So you get to keep those stupid ugly toes in
your sh and the shoes tooche.

Speaker 9 (58:46):
But I mean, I think the thing to keep in
mind here is that I would feel the same way
because of we're It's not like, ah, we just rolled
some dice and whatever happened. We were working on it
every day, putting a lot of brain power into it,
putting a lot of physicality into it. And it's disappointing
when it was when I was stuck a few days ago.
Like it's frustrating because it's like I'm not not doing

(59:08):
the work, but I'm not getting the result that I
feel like I'm working for.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Are you angry Tanner? Because you lost and you have
to let a spider crawl on you? Or are you
angry because it because you did it, because you didn't.
You don't see it's much of a difference, because I mean,
you've been talking the whole time. You're like you're down
three four belt loops?

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Literally does I mean? Yes, sir? Because I have a
ragnophobia like a son of a bitch, and now I
have that on Monday, have to let a tarantula crawl
across my body and that's hissed about it. And I lost,
and I don't like to be a loser, and now
I feel like just a giant one. But I am,
I really do. I really do appreciate cheery, and I'm

(59:51):
very proud of Beef. I'm so glad that he inflick
the wound here. You've done so well. All right, I
appreciate it. We're running late, but surely you're amazing. G
three Fitness in Beaverton is the place I'm not at all.
Are absolutely not. You are lovely and I appreciate everything

(01:00:12):
you've done for the both of them. You are a
great person. It's a great gym in Beaverton, so check
that out. What's the website?

Speaker 14 (01:00:20):
It is House of G three dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
House of G three dot com che amazing spot and
uh yeah, well we'll be backing out.

Speaker 7 (01:00:30):
And now Bruce, here's Drew.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
The NFL returns this weekend for the second of three
preseason games.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Now remember we don't play the four anymore because there's
one more regular season game.

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
Now, this is gonna be your best look at seeing
your teams go, So check the local listings for your squad.
Most likely see your quarterback under center tomorrow. And finally,
this is interesting. They did a survey of NFL players
in retirement age and most of them report some sort
of cognitive decline compared to the average man. So they

(01:01:09):
almost all admit that football has affected their health, and
almost all of them also said they would do it
all over again. So you know, it's like we're taking
kids away from football and trying not to have them
get hit in the head. And I think it's great
not to do it at a young age, But some
of these guys, if they were making the decision for themselves,
they're saying one more time. And speaking of one more time,

(01:01:31):
there is not much time for you to get your
like school shopping done, and you know, get those clothes
and maybe you're just going to the mall for some
new kicks. I will be at Washington Square at the
grand opening of the AT and T store, giving away
some tickets. We're going to have some other giveaways there
as well, So come by and say hi. Noon to
two Washington Square tomorrow. This should be a good time.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Nice and if you want to hang out with Laura today,
Laura is actually going to be down at the Rocket,
the Rocket Store in Salem.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
That's correct.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Is that it's like a seventy six gas.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Station, Yeah, which is actually my favorite of all gas stations.
But yeah, I'm going to be at Rocket on a
fifty to ninety five Commercial Street Southeast in Salem. Is
a correct address. If you want to stop by noon
to two giveaways and swag and some dogs and snacks.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Hang out with Laura today and then Drew tomorrow. That's right.
We'll be waiting more info one five nine the Brute
dot Com.

Speaker 7 (01:02:26):
You're listening to Danner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Oh boy, I don't even know where to go. I'm
just in a funk because I just I did just
lose the blubber burn after six weeks. Casey is the champion. Wow,
and that means on Monday morning, I will have a
spider a tarantula crawl across something at eight o'clock and yeah,

(01:02:59):
that'll happen. You can watch it online at one five
nine the dot com. Did you get some talk back messages?

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Oh, man, tough break, Tanner.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
I want to see an o zempic test now. I
want to see those jacked up toes.

Speaker 17 (01:03:10):
Good morning, brew Crew, This is Big John Tanner beef Water.
You both did well, you both won. It's awesome. You
guys kicked ass, took names.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Proud of you.

Speaker 8 (01:03:22):
Hey, I know you're a competitive guy, Tanfo. Not a
lot of words are gonna cheer you up right now.
But I've been going back into YouTube videos and watching
old brew Crew clips, and man, you have definitely transformed
into a new person from back then to now.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
So you should be really.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Proud of yourself.

Speaker 8 (01:03:40):
It takes a complete mindset change and a lifestyle change,
and you and beef It put in the work and
you should feel proud of yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Man, So good job both of you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Appreciate it, brother, appreciate the talkbacks. You can send us
one any time through your ihearms randial app. Got a
lot of text messages coming into I'll get to those
in a second. Beef water, how you feel, I'm feeling okay.

Speaker 9 (01:03:58):
I just wanted to tell you what final time here
that surely just swore to me on every ounce of
her being that yesterday when that transpired, she actually thought
that you had won. What do you mean because she
hadn't done the math.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
She was just the numbers, pulled the numbers in and
at that point in time she thought she let it
slip regardless well she said, she didn't know. I'm saying
that whatever I still lost, I.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Feel like to it no matter what.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
I know, I wouldn't have. I was feeling okay, like
I was if as soon as she said that is
when my spirals started.

Speaker 9 (01:04:35):
Literally the moment she said, I just want to reiterate
that she it was a very sincere and she just
looked at me like dude, honestly, like I did not.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
I don't blame her at all, Like I hope she
doesn't feel that way. I'll call her later today and
make sure. But I'm just disappointed in myself. I'm not
mad at anybody.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
What do you have to be disappointed? And though you crush.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Because I lost. I lost. When it comes down to it,
I still lost. I have to. I have severe acnophobia.
The thought of it is making me nauseous, and I
have sweaty palms, and I'm just bummed out. It's all right,
But I'm like, I'm I'm proud of this.

Speaker 9 (01:05:05):
Do I understand it from where you're coming from too?
Like I said, it's one thing to, you know, lose
a card game. It's another thing to lose when you've
put everything into it for a month and a half.
So I'm certainly sensitive to those feelings. And I would
feel the same way because we put in a lot
of effort and to have it not pan out.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
So to speak, is tough.

Speaker 9 (01:05:27):
But dude, again, the side by side photos should be
talking about you.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
No, I don't think No, hold on a second, I
think that if you asked me in the beginning, do
you think I could lose twenty pounds in six weeks?
I beg that's a stretch to think that anyone's going
to lose twenty pounds in six weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
And you did. And I know you're bummed, but just
hear that you did great. I appreciate it. No, you
guys are very and I've reiterated it ten times. I'll stop.
But you did a good job. Yeah, I don't need
to hear anymore. I appreciate it, but I want you
to know it. That's all I do. Know, I appreciate it.
I just you know, and.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
Beep did a good job too, and you guys buckled down.
I saw things that I haven't seen you guys do,
and it's really it's inspiring to a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
It doesn't help that I just I just I'm so
honest about my emotions, so you can tell right away
when I'm just buttered. You know what I mean. And
that was not being hidden. The Butht is just deep.
That sounded weird. Eighty seven sixty two said, don't hang
your head, Tanner. You both have absolutely smashed it out
of the park. I'm damn proud of you both. Forty
eight ninety four says so proud of the both of you.

(01:06:29):
I lost nine pounds during this, and I'm so glad
and graduat you did this competition and motivated so many people.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
See, it's not even about the people in this room,
it's about it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
You don't have a spider, can across your body on
Monday seventy one to fifty four says what wasn't taken
into consideration is that everybody's metabolism is different. My younger
brother always burned fat easier than I did. Eighteen eighty
said sorry, Tanner, you and now you got the whole
weekend to think about it. Yes, I do.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
That is kind of a bummer.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
I think that's why I'm going to drink. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
I think that the thing that should be, if it's
things on your mind, it's the spider, because I know
how you are with the spider. But you know, look
at that beautiful before and after picture a few more
times in the car on the way home.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
And I also feel like, and you don't want to
hear this, Tanner, but I feel like, whatever it is,
I don't want to After you go through whatever you're
going to go through on Monday, which maybe won't be
as bad as you think it's going to be, that'll
be another thing that you can say that you've done,
You've faced your fears, and you've held a tarantula in
your hand, Like that's also a big deal. That's not nothing.

Speaker 9 (01:07:30):
I still got five bucks that it's going to become
your service animal.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
Someone said a text and said, I will volunteer as
a tribute to suffer for you, Tanner. No, I'm a
man of my word and I will do it. Monday
eight am. The tarantula will be crawling across my body
and I want to say thanks. I haven't actually talked
to the guy personally. Let me call my friend Wayne.
You just sent me a text because he's the guy
who connected us to eight eight z pets. Yeah, which

(01:07:56):
is super cool of them to hook us up. I
gave him he goes. He actually sent me a very
nice text message a few minutes ago. He said, Hey, buddy,
I know you probably are still freaking out. Don't really
want to talk about the tarantula too much, but if
you want to give me somebody else's number, we can
connect and set it up. So I gave him your
phone number, Beef okay, and Laura your phone number and
credit card number as well. I sent to him.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Let me call Wayne real fast. I went to high
school with this dude. It's come in full circle here
and all.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
The scariest animals start with s. I was just thinking
of eight of the spiders.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Snakes, salamanders, scorpions, scorpions. Steve All guy's named Steve.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
Pick up?

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Wayne Big Wayne? Hey man, you're on the air.

Speaker 5 (01:08:49):
How's it going, Bud?

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
It's going good? So yeah you it's eight is he
pets on Broadways?

Speaker 5 (01:08:57):
On Division?

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
On Division? All right? Tell us the name of the
spider the tarantula. I can't remember.

Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
Uh, it is a red I can't quite remember either.
It's a red. It's the one that flicks the fur
off of its back.

Speaker 11 (01:09:13):
But it's not venomous.

Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
For you just in case, look at that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
That would be hilarious. Well, actually it's not hilarious. But
if you had to get stuffed.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
It into anaphylactics.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
Yeah, but you're not often this one.

Speaker 9 (01:09:31):
I still I don't want to get I think everybody
would feel a lot better if you could.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
Just send us a quick pick of those fangs.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Dude, Wait, what is the spider's actual What is the
spider's actual name?

Speaker 8 (01:09:44):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
Does it have a name.

Speaker 5 (01:09:45):
I got to call it out to make sure I believe.
It's like a red tape.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
I mean like I mean like hilarry or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Yeah, oh no, it.

Speaker 5 (01:09:53):
Has no name. It's coming from the.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Pet story and spiders don't deserve names, thank you. They
don't deserve names. They deserve to be stepped on. They
for all of them. This spider, I got a rule.

Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
It's in my house, you're dead. If you're outside, you
got a chance.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
Well that is it, Ryan, But I like the rule.
I like you. The rule is good.

Speaker 5 (01:10:10):
Yeah, I don't. I definitely don't want them in my house.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Yeah, and it's big. Wayne, did send me? Send me
a photo and I'll send it to Laura right now
so we'll post it online. You'll be able to see
the actual spider that is going to crawl across me
on Monday. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:10:23):
So yeah, Wayne, I'll actually go get some better photos.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
You know, I'm just gonna be a hard weekend for me, buddy.
I just think I need some some old friends to
hang around to make sure I'm okay. Emotional support, mentional support,
friend tail.

Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
You don't. I don't prefer myself, especially when they get
that big.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Well, you should come down here and do it with
me like old high school buddies.

Speaker 5 (01:10:42):
Well, I will come down. I got to rig up
a box. I'm assuming i'll get some uh tupperware that's clear.
Put in a dog or a little cat door so
you can put your harm in. I don't think we're
going to be able to get it to crawl over
your body.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Wait, are you bringing in a whold on?

Speaker 11 (01:10:56):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
Are you bringing in the spider or is the guy
who runs the place, because I think he should come
in and tell us about the spider. We should learn
about it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:05):
He doesn't have a time guaranteed, but I can definitely
reach out and get at him a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
Yeah, try to get some facts.

Speaker 4 (01:11:11):
Yeah, yeah, if you get the info, it's gonna be
all good. But make sure you you know what we're
about to put on this man.

Speaker 5 (01:11:17):
Yeah, you could be like, uh, you know, yeah, we'll
we'll make it as creepy as possible.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Our very own Jack Hannah. Is that is that any
Jack Hannah?

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
For sure?

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
You know, yeah, we'll do that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
And it's not Steven.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
This will be the this will be the Jack's getting
a little old now he's mumbling walking around.

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
But most likely we most likely won't be able to
like run across the belly of canner, which I was
envisioning would be great. But what's why I'm not gonna happen.
Probably end up being an arm or something because you
can't just open the bottom of a box and hope
the spider does what you want.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
Tommy, Okay, you can't put a little bull of spider
food up hold on you.

Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
And here's the coolest thing if you guys are cool.
Is is it being loose in your studio?

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
No, That's what I'm saying, Like, why is it not
an expert coming in here? You're saying me an next, Well,
I can't even talk. I'm so upset a handler who
knows what they're doing to friends and family. We're just
having some I love you, buddy, but you're just a
guy off the street. This is what happens when we
find tcharantule is on marketplace. So like, not an why
can't that expert? What does he have to do?

Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
So here's the thing is, there's just not a lot
of people who handle these things on a regular basis.
And Tanner's apprehension about being near the dang thing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
Yeah, so he's he's as good as we got. He's
coming in, Dude, this is not going to be fine.

Speaker 5 (01:12:31):
And I already chatted with him and we had had
to download. Like I said, I got the spects on
whether it's juvenile We're not trying to set you up
for failure. We're just trying to set Yeah, maybe have
a little.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Wet but you're not an expert though, you know what
I mean. Like, because spider, what if it gets on
the floor and runs away, and then he's going to
go in here? Because I'll tell you what if it
runs away, I'm not coming back until it has been found.

Speaker 5 (01:13:00):
Is something you really need to know about these spiders.
They are extremely fragile. If it hits the ground too hard,
it shatters like. It's not a good thing. That's why
I'm saying we should probably just get the type of
where that's see through, get the little cat door, put
your arm in there yet it run across your skin
or whatever. Oh, and be good because that's technically what

(01:13:21):
you're asking for.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Get that bad heads on. I need someone in here
knows what they're doing with spider. If he's not going
to pull it out of the box, you don't need
a guy.

Speaker 9 (01:13:30):
I feel like we can get a viral video out
of the shattering spider, though.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
The one thing I don't want to do is hurt
the spider. I'm going to punch that thing right, and.

Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
I won't I want to.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
I'm going to That's where I'm at.

Speaker 5 (01:13:46):
I don't want to hurt the spider. I mean, I'm
gonna buy the name thing. If it's unhurt, I'll just
take it back to him.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
Well, it's gonna go. We're not gonna hurt it at all,
but you're get back to him. How much is it?
How much is a tarantulo?

Speaker 5 (01:13:59):
A hundred buff?

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
What's not a bad deal for a ye, and I'll
pay you at all. I'll you you know, rams his
hand around in a circle. That thing turns into mud
from what.

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
I don't think is going to be moving around his
hand too much.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
I think he's might lock up put in it. Yeah,
I also heard your arm goes numb when the fangs
go in. Shut the hell up.

Speaker 5 (01:14:21):
God, it's done, venamits The only thing it does is flick.
The little hair is off of its butt and uh.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
Not gross a couple of days, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:14:34):
Right, but I will bring the eppy fan just in
case you have an allergic reaction.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
All right, all right, Hey, so if we put like
milk in Tanner's belly button, do you think it would
drink the milk belly button or like?

Speaker 5 (01:14:47):
H But I think if we put one of its
foods in there.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
At my what is it?

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
What does a trant will eat?

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
I don't even care what ail eats. Why are you
asking me?

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
Tanneratner?

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
Well, it's all right, Wayne, we'll see on Monday. I'll
call you tonight.

Speaker 5 (01:15:04):
Yeah, that'll probably do the box thing. I think it's
the safest way.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
To go for you and the animal.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
All right, that's fair.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Well, make sure you talk to him and get all
the information you can about the spider and how it
calls that they get to live to take care of it,
all right. Even though I hate him, I don't want
to kill.

Speaker 18 (01:15:22):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
Yeah, please, if you please, I would prefer I want
you to come into but you I really would prefer
a handler, somebody who knows what they're doing.

Speaker 5 (01:15:32):
Yeah, but that's the thing, you know, none of us
are handling that thing.

Speaker 11 (01:15:35):
I ain't touching it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
It's like I got to. I can grab you a
fish out of the tank. If you're the guy bringing
it down, you've got to touch it. I mean yeah,
I mean I imagine somebody actually picking it up and
just setting it on my arm or something. I'm not
going to pick it up.

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
You have to put your hand in.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
No, you've got to get that guy in here, and
then you got to get that guy in here or
you you've got to become an expert by Monday. He
just said, the other guy's not an expert.

Speaker 14 (01:16:01):
Imagine, just bring the guy.

Speaker 5 (01:16:03):
No, he's not an expert.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
Just bring the guy.

Speaker 5 (01:16:06):
He just runs a store.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
To bring some guy he knows about cats, t spring,
some guy you find in the street, bring him down.

Speaker 9 (01:16:12):
I flip animals.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
I don't sing.

Speaker 5 (01:16:14):
My kid'd be like, hey, sign you're an expert today.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
All right, dude, Thanks Wayne. Well, I'll call you and
I we'll see on Monday. Hi, we have a lot
of text messages coming in. Twenty four eleven says pretty
sure Tarantela's eat mice. Fourteen says, just put Tanner in
a straight jacket. Mick de says, Happy Friday brew crew.
I'm proud of the Blubburburn Bros. Congrats to Casey, but

(01:16:38):
a huge shout out to both of you dudes. A
great job and you have so many reasons to hold
your head high. You both rock bingbong and carry on.
Twenty four eighteen says can we put Tanner in a diaper?
And put the spider in the diaper, son of a bitch,
you it would be fair to answer a question. Some
tarantulas to eat mice twenty four eleven says my worry
would be that if you're scared of spiders as I am,

(01:17:00):
I'm not going to be able to hold my arm. Still,
I think I can do it. We'll see when I
get there. This one says Tanner. I don't like spiders
much either, but I I but I went to a
reptile convention and there were some translors there. I saw
kids holding it, and so if kids are holding it,
I guess I can do it. Mm hmm. You can
do it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
And even like especially if you're going into the box,
you could just if you get scared, you just close
your eyes and pretend you're somewhere else.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
Real quick. We'll go to the phones and then we'll
take a break. Yeah. I'm sorry, I'm being such a
little bit right now, but I feel like you're pulling
out of it. Yeah, let's go to line one. Good morning.

Speaker 5 (01:17:37):
Done.

Speaker 18 (01:17:37):
I'll handle that for you.

Speaker 5 (01:17:39):
No, I got it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
I'm a man of my word. I'll do it. I'll
do it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
You can come in and maybe show them how it's done.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
Yeah, we'll see what this guy says and then it
we'll circle back and we If they're like, we don't
know what to do, because that's the thing, then I
feel like somebody who understands transulis and knows the needs
to be in here, you know what I mean. I
love Wayne, but yeah, you know, I think the guy like,
I don't know what he I can't remember what he
does for a living. But it's not that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
So if the tarantula got loose, having been someone who
owned it, what would be your first move when it
hit the ground and started to scurry?

Speaker 11 (01:18:14):
Just pick it up?

Speaker 4 (01:18:16):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
Don't think the pets.

Speaker 11 (01:18:21):
When I go to pet store to get food.

Speaker 18 (01:18:22):
For mine, I would just they would ask me to
handle their the ones they had in the aquarium there
so they could clean the cage, and then they give
me three food for my tarantelas Wow, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
The pet store of saying I don't want to touch it,
just take these dead animals.

Speaker 9 (01:18:36):
But I don't feel like tarantula scurry like a house spier.

Speaker 11 (01:18:39):
I think you sat outside by barbecue and then let
the thing car on my shoulder and s frink out
the neighbors.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
I can't say that. I can't say that word on
the air run he would let the spider on his
shoulders and freak out his neighbors. All right, listen, more
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Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Tanner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Portland's Rock Station one oh five nine The Broods. Tanner's
doing Laura. Joe Perry says Steven Tyler does not want
to tour, he doesn't want a to or actually physically can't,
so maybe there's a He says they definitely will be
on stage again at some point. So I'm thinking like
a residency. But didn't they have a residency schedule?

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
Residency? Yeah, I don't see Steven Tyler doing any long
term type of thing, like maybe an appearance here and there,
but even a residency, I would be surprised.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
I think maybe just like a farewell show like Ozzie
did and call it. Yeah, that throat is done well.
He sounded okay at the Ossie concert. Yeah, he sounded
great and that was what stirred the pot about him
getting back with arrows.

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
But I think I would do like one or two.
But like, can you do it like every night? No?

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
Probably not, but we'll see what happens. We'll keep you
posted more online at one O five nine to brew
dot com. A few more text messages coming in. Someone
says some translas are fast. They usually eat crickets, and
they can flick their hairs to irritate your skin. The
most tarantelas can be very docile. Well, we'll find out
what com we're getting on Monday. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
I think you have like a geriatric trans sh.

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
Yeah, because I think the young ones move fast. Yeah,
hopefully this old geezer doesn't put you through too much
and list and I also feel like it's a slid
down the audience, you know what I mean, like cause
there are listen, most people wanted to see the tarantula,
but there is a small group my people, my people
who wanted to see those busted ass toes. Yeah, I
wanted to see the toes. I wanted to put it
to bed. And ninety three to fifty three says Tanner,

(01:21:12):
I was rooting for you in the contest because I
really wanted to see Casey's feet. I'm disappointed you lost. Well,
I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry. I let you know, I'm sorry.
You know, where would you find a way to those
toes eventually? Yeah, that's the thing too. I'm bummed out
about that too, like, I'm never going to see those things. Problem.

Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
Well, the good news is when Laura was like, how
about the rule is you can never talk about him again, we.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
Were like, that's not happening, so we have still talk
about you.

Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
Guys just need to have like a sleepover or something.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
And just trick him, like, yeah, I got you new slippers,
but you can't wear socks with them. I almost took
a peek last night, you know, when he was weighing in,
but I thought, no, I think I'm gonna win, so
I looked away. Oh damn, might have had your moment
right there. Thirty three sixty eight says Tanner. Sounds like
he's pmsing. Well I think I am. Actually, yeah, check
just let me a tampon a few minutes ago.

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
That's not what pmsing is. But that's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Doesn't that come next it's yeah, it does come sparing
for later, so he knows what's up. Yeah, I'm just
just just need you just need it, my man.

Speaker 4 (01:22:09):
It's like school supplies. Yeah, you get him, get him
on the first day. I have him weeks ahead of time.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
Uh yeah, no, I know. I'm I'm just upset, lost
and I have to have a transflor crawl across me.
And if you know what phobia do you have, just
think about whatever that is and then having to do
it Monday, Yeah, all right, feel freaking out anyway, Yes,
we all all are excited for the transl It's Monday
at eight A.

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
Yes we are.

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
And at least said it's not like you got to
sit and think about it for weeks, you know, and
it would be easier if it was like tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
Yeah, there is a weekend there, but you can it's
probably three course lights and you stop thinking about it.
We'll see. I'll tell you how many else take It
was seven seven clos still every thought. Well, anyway, that's
coming up Monday, coming up here in a few minutes.
Laura is going to tell us about another trail that
she hiked and if it's good enough for you to

(01:22:59):
check out. Maybe you're gonna go this weekend. It's supposed
to beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
Outside, so yeah, but I mean tonight, Yeah, I still
Sunday is gonna be nice?

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
Oh is it tomorrow gonna rain?

Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
They've swooped it on us. At least in the morning.
We'll get nicertain afternoon. It's changed so many times. You're
from the Great Northwest.

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
Just now, get out the soapbox. Derby is tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
Well, listen, Rubin's racing in the rain right now my phone,
it's a weather channel says it's going to rain today,
but then tomorrow and Sunday partly cloudy at seventy seven degrees.
Let's hope that holds. So let's so, yeah, let's hope
so that next week's looking great. Next time you's going
to be glorious. So yeah, what trail is Laura going
to talk about next? We'll do that here in just
a few minutes. Your chance at a trip to Vegas

(01:23:39):
to see our iHeart Radio Music. The festival happens right now.

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
You're listening to Or Drew and Laura Drew and Laura Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Porland's rock station. It's one of five nine the Brew
Tanner Drew and Laura, and it's time for another edition
of Laura's I'm sorry Dusty Trail.

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
Better not say dirty trail. You tried that long?

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
Really, what's the difference that's for the podcast?

Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
Because Dusty is just like, I don't know, it's not
as it's not as dirty Dusty.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
All right, Well, Laura's Dusty Trail. Laura nobody. I don't
know anybody personally in my life that hikes more than Laura.
She's always posted incredible pictures of places that I want
to go to them. I didn't even know that was there,
and I've lived here most of my life. It's got
some info to share. She's got her thumb on the
pulse in the hike and scene. So yeah, in the
hiking game. So Laura, what trail did you hike that

(01:24:33):
people dont even know?

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
Me? Yes? So this week I am featuring the trail
of ten Falls at Silver Falls State Park. I decided
to do this after we found out earlier this week
that Silver Falls State Park is the most popular state
park in Oregon. So you may have already been. It's
about twenty miles from Salem. This hike specifically very popular,

(01:24:54):
but if chasing waterfalls is your thing. There are ten
of them, as the name sig yes, so you can
and I like this hike too because you can kind
of pick and choose. You can make your own. You
can kind of make your own, choose your own adventure
if you will, because you don't have to hike the
entire thing if you don't want to. You can just
go to the biggest waterfalls and the coolest waterfalls I

(01:25:16):
think are at the trailheads, so you can just like
walk point five miles, go see an awesome waterfalls, and
hike right back to the parking lot. But these waterfalls
come in all shapes and sizes, ranging from twenty seven
feet to one hundred and seventy eight feet, And like
I said, there are ten of them, and you have
to walk the entire trail to see them all. Which
is a seven point four mile loop twelve hundred feet

(01:25:40):
of elevation gain. It is classified as moderate, but it's
not too difficult. There's a short loop option that's only
four point eight miles that you can do as well,
So there are a lot of different ways you can go.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
Did you do the whole thing?

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
I did the whole thing. How long did it take
you ah, good question. A few hours.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
Yeah, I feel like seven point one miles or two miles.

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
Yeah, but I mean it goes pretty quick. Like I said,
there's not a ton of like ups and down.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
You recommend bringing a protein bar though.

Speaker 3 (01:26:06):
Bring some sacks, Bring some water for sure, bring a
camera because some of these waterfall like you can walk
behind a couple of them, which is really cool to
stand behind a waterfall, and it's just the power of
a waterfall. It's really quite impressive. So I would definitely
recommend it again. It's one of those things. It's a
very popular trail. Get there early. The parking lot's pretty large,

(01:26:27):
but it does fill up.

Speaker 4 (01:26:28):
How early do you have to be there to get
a grammable video without people, without just somebody going home
right in your shot?

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
I'm trying to think. The last time I went, I
was probably there by nine.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
Am, okay, and you were pretty clear.

Speaker 3 (01:26:42):
Yeah, and I was able to, you know, set up
my tripod and take a keey pictures don't.

Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
Uh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:26:49):
But then throughout the day, of course it does get busier. Nice,
but yeah, it's it's there's a lot to see, it's
very scenic, and it's a good workout. So go check
out the trail of ten falls at Silver Falls State.

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
How many Lorea feet do you give it?

Speaker 3 (01:27:05):
I would give it. I'm going to give it ten
Laura feet because it's a trail of ten falls. Actually
I'll give it nine because I couldn't find the tenth
waterfall when I went. I think maybe the path was
not under construction or something, So I'll give it nine.
Nine waterfalls out of turn.

Speaker 11 (01:27:24):
There it is.

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
We'll do this next Friday, so yeah, check it out.
And by the way, Laura's gonna have pictures and videos
of all this stuff. We'll put on our website at
one five nine the brew dot com out and then
you can find Laura's instagram and go look at all
our butt shots and all the hikes she's been on.

Speaker 11 (01:27:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
Man, so many hikes coming up in a few minutes.
We got a lot of talk back messages to get to.
We got a lot of text messages to get to,
and a shake check is actually going to come in
here in a few minutes to help celebrate the ending
of the blubber burn nice. We ordered some food and
they were very kind to bring it down and I
guess we don't have to pay for those Oh yeah,

(01:28:01):
oh no, it's on you. I did lose, so I suppose.
But yeah, that's coming up in just a few minutes.
We are commercial free. It's one of five nine The
Brew Tanner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
Do you ever wonder what corn would sound like if
corn was your alarm to wake up in the morning.
Probably a little like that. I kind of like it.
I set up to that. It's one of five nine
The Brew tannered you and Laura. This is a big
day for the Tottaman family. Drew's daughter, Lucy. You first born?

(01:28:37):
You first born? Today is a big day.

Speaker 4 (01:28:40):
It's the it's the anniversary of the day I became
a dad, but it's the ten year anniversary of that.
My little Lulu, I don't know how is ten today?

Speaker 16 (01:28:49):
Whowa?

Speaker 19 (01:28:50):
Happy birthday, Lucy, Lucy digits. That is crazy Heny birthday, Lucy. Yeah,
she's grown up so quick. Drew showed us a video
this morning in first sing and it was at.

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
Her birthday party. Olivia. Yeah, she was nailing it. Yeah,
I was very proud of her.

Speaker 4 (01:29:06):
I was glad to get that video because you know,
I guess beef Water was saying this morning he can
remember that time slipping.

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
Away so fast.

Speaker 4 (01:29:13):
But and you know this, Tanner, and you are always
so kind about her. She's such a bright, great little girl,
and like she's she's not only my kid, she's my buddy. Yeah,
she just makes me like want to cry, like a
total dork.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
I think that, like she's she's going to be a
daddy's girl. I mean, like you guys will probably a
little bit, but like it's gonna be you guys are
going to be tight, and she will.

Speaker 4 (01:29:36):
She will be in charge of me one day. You
can feel it, like Amy's already in charge of my life.
But one day, when it's all said and done, she'll
be wiping this. But I'm sure you know she'll be
paying someone else to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
I'm sure she'll be your apple sauce. Dad's your apple.

Speaker 4 (01:29:51):
See yeah, but demanding that I eat my vegetables and
stop being such a grump and wear the soft shoes.
So happy birthday to my little nug I can't believe
it's been ten years. And that's ten years of us
being here. She was born a month or two before
we got up here, and it's been a round Well,
happy birthday, Lucy, but today.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
I love the little Lulu. How's your old? Is your oldest?
Fat Thor? Oh uh, my daughter is nineteen. I'm not
crazy that fat Thor has a nineteen year old daughter.
I find that odd and I'm not really sure that's
a good idea.

Speaker 4 (01:30:22):
And you know, you think about it, like ten years ago,
she's younger than Lucy. So if I'm going to blink
and I'm going to have a nineteen year old, I
just it's wild that you're through the storm.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
Fat Thor was surprising, Like he drives a BMW and
then we saw that the MERCEDESR Mercedes that's what it was.
And then we're like, what he drives a Mercedes? Fat
Thor does? And then he's got like a beautiful family,
grown kids, it's got a home.

Speaker 18 (01:30:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 20 (01:30:45):
You just kind of wanted to get it out of
the way so I can go back to being a degenerate.

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
Yeah, yeah, things and then be a DJ done and
done well. Happy birthday, Lucy. I just wanted to tell
you guys about the Superman movie. You know, Superman, the
new James Gun movie is so good. But apparently it
is available as of today on streaming services. Apparently you
can rent it for thirty dollars or or sorry, you
could rent it for twenty five dollars or buy it

(01:31:10):
for thirty. Ah, that's a lot. The reason, like it's
only been in theaters for what like thirty something days,
and you think they'd be able to milk that for
some time, like they do the big titles. So why
is it going to streaming services so quickly? Well, James
Gunn said that he doesn't want Apparently Superman bleeds right
into Peacemaker, Like Peacemaker picks up right where Superman left off,

(01:31:30):
and they don't want them to overlap.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
So is like Peacemaker going to be a movie or
it's a TV show on HBO? Okay, that's what I thought.
Season two got it?

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
Yeah, so I guess you know it's directly dealing with
the aftermath of whatever happened in the Superman movie. So
that's why it's on streaming services today. All also money.
That's probably why.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
Thirty dollars though, when you could still see it for
cheaper in the theaters. Yeah, because you're right, because it
is still in the theaters right now.

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
I was looking at it. It's unbridged to Bridgeport right now,
AMC progress Ridge and it looks like some other theaters
on the southeast side, and like, I don't get it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
I don't get it either.

Speaker 2 (01:32:08):
They're probably just trying to milk a little cash.

Speaker 4 (01:32:10):
I mean that it does allow them more time before
like the Fantastic Four and all that goes digital.

Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
Maybe they're just trying to milk a little end of
the summer. It's not so that the streaming versions more
than actually going to the theater. I never really I
was going to say this. It's actually cheaper to go
to the theater, but you buy thirty thirty dollars. Like,
but like what if you get rid of your TV
or your DVR whatever? Do you Yeah, do you lose that?

Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
I mean, are they trying to pick up the family though,
because if you think about it, it would cost me
four tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
So it's it is more expensive.

Speaker 4 (01:32:40):
Yeah, if you have a family, if you alone spending
thirty scenes just one person, one person going and scene.

Speaker 3 (01:32:46):
I guess it depends. Yeah, if you want to have
like a family night at home, that makes more sense.

Speaker 20 (01:32:50):
But you have forty bucks to take your family or
thirty bucks to take everyone at your house at home?

Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
Yeah, it is. It all sounds like it's all very criminal,
but I'm doing that like I see that, you know,
I see him. You can rent it for twenty five
thirty dollars, no way, and then you wait a week
and it's six ninety nine. Yeah, or just running for
free on you know, showtime or something like no Way. Anyway,
it's on you know, streaming services today, So if you
don't want to go to the theater, you can check
it out.

Speaker 3 (01:33:16):
Yeah, if you if you're a gooraphobic and you don't
want to leave your house.

Speaker 2 (01:33:20):
Yeah, it is a really good movie though. I like
it a lot. That's fantastic.

Speaker 17 (01:33:23):
I loved it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
Coming up in a few minutes, Beef Water is going
to be back in here, and I think shake Check
should be in here in any minute with the with
the celebrations.

Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
Right now because I'm hung.

Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
Yeah, they'll be here in a few minutes. We are
commercial free. And by the way, you can watch everything
as it's happening. We got cameras here in the studio.
Check out our spy cam online now at one of
five nine in the brew dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:33:45):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura dinner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
All Right, shake Check is here. We will talk to
them in just a second, but first I have got
this guy on the phone here. Hey Mountain, what's your name?

Speaker 5 (01:34:00):
See?

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Hey, see what's going on? Oh? I actually smashed it guys,
see Steve this morning. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'll Steve's.

Speaker 21 (01:34:07):
Hey.

Speaker 11 (01:34:07):
I got a friend that's over in Idaho that's big
on reptiles, and he was telling him what's going on,
and he said that if you shave your arm and
make it as smooth as you can when you put
your arm into that box, the spider will And if
you start moving your arm around more, not real vigorously,
but just move it around enough, the spider will think

(01:34:29):
that that it is your prey, so it won't be
moving around very much on you. But you've got to
keep your arm smooth.

Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
So if I'm aggressive, it'll it'll back.

Speaker 11 (01:34:38):
Down and deep but not overly aggressive. It'll back down
because it doesn't it thinks all of a sudden that
you are going to consume it instead of it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:48):
Okay, so scare it. Shake it around in the box.

Speaker 11 (01:34:52):
You're just shaking around, but not vigorously. Just just keep
moving it around, you know, in a motion.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
Man, I don't know that I can do that.

Speaker 3 (01:34:59):
What's the deal with the shaved arm though? Just not
having hair.

Speaker 11 (01:35:02):
Because because otherwise the otherwise it'll start to throw those
red hairs like the other guy was talking about. It
will do that because it's making its pray it. It
thinks that it's got you instead of you got it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
But with your tattoo, don't you have a shaved arm,
I'd shave the part of the tattoo. Yeah, well you shave.

Speaker 11 (01:35:21):
Do you know where that spider is gonna crawl?

Speaker 4 (01:35:23):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
Well, in my head I thought a handler would be
in here, a professional and would pick it up and
just lay it on me. I don't want to touch
it like with my hands.

Speaker 11 (01:35:31):
No, no, but you don't want to crawl all over
your arm neither, do you not? Really, you'd rather have
it one spot than all over again. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
Yeah, I'm gonna throw up. You're gonna be in the
shower backing your arm tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:35:44):
He's gonna have the smoothest arm.

Speaker 2 (01:35:45):
Yeah. I was about to say that home all right, buddy, Well,
thank you so much for that. I appreciate it. I'll
maybe I'll do.

Speaker 11 (01:35:55):
A good one.

Speaker 2 (01:35:55):
Thanks, thanks, buddy. We do have some talk pack messages
coming into our iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (01:36:00):
Hey Canada, this is just are down here in Florence.

Speaker 6 (01:36:03):
Yeah, you technically lost.

Speaker 7 (01:36:06):
But now you need to work on changing your thought
about the racnophobia and the spider.

Speaker 6 (01:36:11):
If you keep telling yourself, I don't have a recnophobia,
it's not a big deal. You just got to keep
telling yourself that it's not a big deal, and it's not.
It's not a big deal. It's a tarantula. It's a
big spider, but that doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:36:22):
Mean that they're more deadly than anything else.

Speaker 14 (01:36:25):
It's not a big deal.

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
It's just a spider.

Speaker 2 (01:36:28):
It's just a I got it, so God, it is
a big deal for me. I've been listen. I told
I think beef water yesterday why I have arachnophobia. When
I was living in Dallas, Texas as a kid, there
was a brown recluse outbreak and it was so bad
that they would run commercials on TV warning you about
these spiders, and there would be billboards on the streets
that's you said, watch your step and it'd be a
picture of it. Well, one day I picked up my

(01:36:49):
little bear shrinkles, which I still have, and there were
three of them, just chilling right there. I love shrinkles. Shrinkles.
He's badass. He was protecting me. But I ran out
of my room and I didn't go in there for.

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
Like, you know, like a week or can you bring
shrinkles on Monday? I could your shrinkles in house, your
sp shrinkles, spider protector, he will protect sure.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
It's a great idea. You hold shrinkles and you'll get
through this. I'll bring in shrinkles. So yeah, anyway, I
did lose the weight loss challenge. Congratulations to the one
and only beef Water I heard. I saw him on
the roof going, this was weird.

Speaker 3 (01:37:28):
You didn't have a shirt on it.

Speaker 9 (01:37:30):
I went out to the parking lot started doing push
ups in the rain like I was in a movie.

Speaker 2 (01:37:34):
What I'd like to know is if we could get
Shirley back on the phone. Maybe is how many? How
how bad did I lose? Like how dude? It was
super close? Like well, I want to know the numbers,
like how far how was the you know how it?

Speaker 3 (01:37:44):
Beef Waters was twenty one percent? But I don't remember
what you were.

Speaker 2 (01:37:48):
It doesn't even understand I can't understand it, Like my
numbers were better. I lost more weight or you know,
like pounds, but it's capital.

Speaker 4 (01:37:55):
You know, it's for starting size versus because he was
a smaller man.

Speaker 2 (01:38:00):
She was going down the list of numbers and they
all sounded really good for me, and that they are,
and then all of a sudden she's like, in case,
he's the winner, And I was like, how, I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:38:08):
The guy quit soda, got a gym membership and grinded
the whole time and beat you by a smidge and it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:13):
Was all about the percentage.

Speaker 9 (01:38:15):
I agree, Well, it's about it's about the math that
she had to do with the beginning number and the
end number that created whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
That gap was. And that's a little advanced algebra carry
the one being still can't explain it, but that's yeah.
We got another talk back through right Heart Ready, what
hey Brooke, Bruce, Jay Rock and Vancouver. I just want
to say, Tanner, you're getting what you deserve. You shouldn't
be body shaving people. Well, I guess he's right.

Speaker 4 (01:38:43):
I think it's your own body you're talking about. To Yeah,
oh the toes or it can be fixed. It's not
like look at your face.

Speaker 2 (01:38:52):
I leave.

Speaker 9 (01:38:53):
I live in the land of body Shame's.

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
First thing I do.

Speaker 4 (01:38:58):
When I get up, I look at the mirror and
I shame my look at myself, and then I get
a shower, I throw up in a bucket.

Speaker 2 (01:39:03):
I start my day. Mighty Nixon a text in and
said that last guy is crazy spiders that got eight
legs and million eyes and it's a spawn of evil.
I agree with you, My friend ninety four twenty eight says.
Some of those waterfalls at silver Falls, Laura, I have
benches behind them so you can sit and joy snack
watch the waterfall you can. Indeed, that's pretty sweet. All
right too, Oh boy, I just I'm just thinking about.

Speaker 3 (01:39:26):
Monday, so you don't have to think about that because
we got we got some better to look forward.

Speaker 2 (01:39:30):
To right now. You just let me just remind everybody
that the payoff the tarantula will crawl on me Monday
morning at eight am. Okay, so make sure you're listening
for that and watching online at one five nine dot com. Yes,
b Flatter, the One and Only Shakeshack is in the studio.
Love this place, and they brought it by the bushel. Yeah,
we thank you guys so much. This is the first

(01:39:50):
fast food I've had since Yeah, come on up in
six weeks, yeah, and over six weeks, so say hello, Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:39:57):
You guys look great, by the way, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:39:59):
Yeah, last time you saw plumpy, I suppose.

Speaker 21 (01:40:01):
You of course, yep. So we brought you your favorite
burgery thank you, to share and prise and of course
a Dubai shak.

Speaker 11 (01:40:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
Everyone's talking about these Dubis shakes, very excited.

Speaker 4 (01:40:11):
And this is a reward meal that's much deserved for
these guys. So there's nothing better than a shake Shack delivery.

Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
Of course to end it.

Speaker 21 (01:40:19):
You guys love it too.

Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
Oh yeah, well let's let's have our first bite of
a burger in over six weeks, all right, and we
got a hole.

Speaker 10 (01:40:26):
Do you know.

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
You've gotta let us wrap be?

Speaker 3 (01:40:32):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
Did? He really did.

Speaker 3 (01:40:40):
So? Feeling so guilty still, but I love it.

Speaker 9 (01:40:44):
I met in the middle and I went with a
triple shack, a triple so it's just loaded with me
triple shack, let us wrap all right.

Speaker 4 (01:40:51):
I've got to know how that is because I go
to this exact shake Shack all the time, and if
that lettuce wrap is good, I'll eat it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
Wow, you're the chicken sand I thought I had a
double cheese, but should I had a double cheese. I
know that, don't don't if there's only one, don't.

Speaker 4 (01:41:06):
Sure there's malt that this isn't we know which one
is yours because it's built for a nine year old.

Speaker 2 (01:41:12):
There's no thanks.

Speaker 4 (01:41:17):
By the way, I had a chicken shack on Sundays,
so no hate on that chicken game.

Speaker 3 (01:41:21):
That is.

Speaker 2 (01:41:22):
I'm showing this, this double cheeseburger on the camera right now.
All right, you got to get in. We will be
quiet and let you guys enjoy your bite, all right,
case you want to do it at the same time,
do it all right? Three?

Speaker 19 (01:41:33):
Two?

Speaker 2 (01:41:35):
Oh, oh, holy hell, glorious. There's glorious.

Speaker 4 (01:41:43):
H wow.

Speaker 2 (01:41:46):
It's hard. It's hard to let you guys have your
moment and not take a bite. But I'm gonna let
it happen. That was great. Congratulations. How's the Oh my god,
it's so good, Drew, it looks good.

Speaker 3 (01:42:00):
French fries.

Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
Yeah, that's a perfect burger. All right, I can wait
no more. Get it. They always say don't eat on
the air, but today we are.

Speaker 3 (01:42:09):
We're doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:10):
How can you? Fried meat is just the best? Thank you?
Oh yeah, we got we got fries. Thank you guys
so much. Down at shakesheck, thank you? Tell us what's
going down? Then there everyone's talking about this Dubai shake.

Speaker 21 (01:42:26):
Yeah, it ends on the fifth, September fourth, now, so
you got to come by and grab one. It's older
rage all over social media.

Speaker 2 (01:42:34):
Of course, I didn't mean interrupt you.

Speaker 14 (01:42:37):
Magic sound.

Speaker 2 (01:42:38):
Oh man, they look incredible over that.

Speaker 21 (01:42:40):
So I brought a couple, especially one for Mariah. We
can't forget hers.

Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
And when is the last day for September fourth? September fourth,
all right, and everyone is raging about this thing, so
I know, Lord got it? Who else got it? Mariah?

Speaker 3 (01:42:55):
Okay? Okay, is there special instructions for this?

Speaker 2 (01:43:01):
So just put it in your mouth? There's like a
hard show.

Speaker 3 (01:43:05):
Oh okay, So it looks like this. And then I
also got one of the Shio's on time.

Speaker 21 (01:43:10):
Look's good, limited time more shakes, kind of trying that
campfire smores and.

Speaker 4 (01:43:16):
I will be back there if you're there today because
my kid demanded a shake today birth Today's their tenth breath.

Speaker 21 (01:43:23):
Oh, happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:43:24):
We got a text message from the happy birthday to
Lucy from the people from Shake show. Yeah, and she
goes there. She's a rag. Let's see fifty eight says
I'm with you, Tanner.

Speaker 4 (01:43:36):
I am.

Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
I seriously turn into a huge baby when I see
any spiders, scared to death of them. I've gotten better
over the years, Like the little tiny ones don't bother
me as much anymore, But it's anytime they're like a
quarter size are up, I get creeped out. Yet medium
and fast is sketchy. Thirty forty nine says, you guys
all made fun of Beef Water for eating fast food
in the morning, but now you're having shakeshack at nine

(01:43:57):
thirty am.

Speaker 9 (01:43:58):
We just worked ourselves silly for six weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:44:00):
Yeah, we're going to eat a burger. We deserve it.

Speaker 3 (01:44:03):
I will say this stew By chocolate shake is actually
what dreams are made of. This is the best thing
I've ever tasted in my life.

Speaker 2 (01:44:10):
Eighty seven thirty seven says did Tanner lose on purpose
so he could continue to harass Beef about his toes?
I did not. I tried everything I could. He wanted
those toes I can attest, and I apologize to the
people who really wanted to see him. I don't think
we'll ever get a chance to see him now, you.

Speaker 4 (01:44:24):
Know, you know, give it time hopefully get some foot
treatment and we'll see some flip flippy floppy.

Speaker 2 (01:44:30):
He does say, yeah, you guys sound like you're having
an orgy in your mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:44:37):
It's inappropriate.

Speaker 2 (01:44:39):
This one says the beef has got more self control.
I think our self control is pretty much equal. I mean,
he did get a lettuce wrap one, but like a
half percentage?

Speaker 4 (01:44:48):
Like I love the Monday morning quarterbacks. It's like, how
did your team lose on a last second field goal?

Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
Stop? I want to know how much I lost by?

Speaker 5 (01:44:56):
Though?

Speaker 2 (01:44:56):
Should I call Shirley real fast?

Speaker 4 (01:44:58):
You can where enjoying a burger and you want to
know if you've lost by a half a percentage?

Speaker 2 (01:45:03):
Need to explain it? You would too technical terms?

Speaker 3 (01:45:05):
Well, and you can also listen to the podcast because
she explained it all already.

Speaker 2 (01:45:08):
Well, I forgot, and I want to find out.

Speaker 3 (01:45:11):
Who was stewing. He was not paying attention.

Speaker 2 (01:45:14):
Yeah, yeah, I was stewing for a bit. There, I'm okay.
Now she saw you huck your notebook into the wall.
I was I did throw something, didn't there?

Speaker 4 (01:45:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:45:23):
You did?

Speaker 10 (01:45:24):
Hi?

Speaker 11 (01:45:24):
There, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:45:25):
She's talking to her counselor we are, and she turned
the phone off. These idiots. Well, thank you so much
to Shirley from G three's Fitness. Thank you so much
to Shakeshack for bringing in food. You guys are fantastic.

Speaker 21 (01:45:38):
And no shame on the burger game and in the morning,
no way.

Speaker 2 (01:45:42):
Yeah that's right.

Speaker 21 (01:45:42):
Be surprised at how many people want to burger first.

Speaker 2 (01:45:45):
What time do you guys open? Well, see that's nice.
We're turning the corner on that, and there are Shakeshacks
all over town. I'm so grateful because you know, I
think I had it out of state first, you like
it was in Vegas or something. Had it in Vegas
for the first Yeah, same, And I was like, why
do we not have this year? Because they just those
true old fashioned burgers, the crinkle cup fries, which I loved.

(01:46:05):
This is what I had as a child. So it's
it's it's my it's my spot, it's everyone's spot in here.

Speaker 4 (01:46:09):
I think I was actually shaking at the Vegas airport
the first time I ever had it. But it's much
better in these conditions. And that one right by my
house at Bridgeport, that's money.

Speaker 2 (01:46:19):
Yeah, come see us before. It's been eating this whole time.
But I'm gonna have one more bite before we go.

Speaker 9 (01:46:23):
It tastes so good, and everybody who's listened to my
fast food frenzies nose.

Speaker 2 (01:46:27):
I love nothing more than a burger in the morning,
like it is my jam. Yeah, so it smiles back
those first time in six weeks.

Speaker 9 (01:46:35):
Absolute heaven to just have a handful of meat and
just stuff it into my face.

Speaker 2 (01:46:41):
Well you did. We've taken out of contact. Please put
that on a hot hot key.

Speaker 10 (01:46:44):
I bet.

Speaker 2 (01:46:45):
I'm very proud of you, brother. You did a great job.
And even though I want to throw up in my
mouth thinking about the spider, I am very very proud
of you. I mean, you literally just took another bite.

Speaker 3 (01:46:53):
Usa though, because you have flipped Tanner's mood on its head.
He was just he was crying earlier. I think I
saw I saw a single tear fall down his cheek.

Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
I felt like I no for like twenty minutes. I
maybe I didn't cry, but I could have if I
were alone, If I could, I could have cried. I
was very buttered. I won't lie. Well, I'm still buttered.
I'm just I'm just accepting my fate. You both did great.
I'm very proud of you. It's easier to be but
hurt when you're cooking a shake down the throat. We'll
be back.

Speaker 1 (01:47:23):
Hang on, you're listening to Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:47:28):
Drew and Laura, Laura Portland's Rock Station one O five
nine in the Brew Standard Drew and Laura. Uh, this
is it man, the last, the last segment of the day,
the Big Finish, Big Finale. Today was crazy day. If
you're just tuning in. Beef Water did win the the
Blubberburn challenge. Did a great job. I'm very proud of him.

(01:47:49):
I'm I'm super butt hurt that I lost because it
down Monday. Now I have to have a Transla crawl
across my body and I am severe or agnophobia, so
that should be fun. But we'll do that at eight
o'clock on Monday morning. I'm a man of my word
and I will do it.

Speaker 4 (01:48:01):
And you know, you combined, you guys lost the weight
of a preschooler. So that's pretty an entire human's worth
of weight. I did lose an entire child, so that's
so that's something to be said.

Speaker 3 (01:48:11):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:48:12):
Someone says this text comes from zero nine zero three.
So beef Water did his walk, had to challenge with
Dru had a challenge with Tanner. What challenge is he
going to do with Laura foot fight?

Speaker 3 (01:48:25):
Yeah, I mean I oh, you guys are already trying
to come up with ways that OnlyFans foot collaboration with
beef Water.

Speaker 2 (01:48:36):
Can get the most viewers or the most subscriptions.

Speaker 3 (01:48:39):
Who has the best Let's just put a pole on
the internet, who has the best feet? Well, that's not
going to be I won't I won't charge, yeah, because
to the world, it's not going to be CAZy.

Speaker 2 (01:48:49):
Yeah, I mean people would only vote for me if
they had some weird kink. Well you don't know that.

Speaker 4 (01:48:53):
You know where, you know where we live, right, Kinksville?
So all right, Well it it was a hard fought battle,
and I like that nobody quit. You know, you guys
were in it till the end, grinding aching.

Speaker 2 (01:49:08):
Yeah, it was tough, but but you're done.

Speaker 9 (01:49:10):
It was long for me and weird because it was
long on one hand, but also last night I was like,
I kind of went by fast. But the day to
day of thinking about every meal, how.

Speaker 2 (01:49:21):
Many calories it is, what you're doing like that? Yeah,
no mental break from that for six weeks is exhausted. Well,
you know what you didn't do, bee Fodder. You haven't
given a victory speech yet, so I think it's time
to step it up, all right, tell the people well
happy you are, sir, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 9 (01:49:38):
I'd like to tell you I'm surprised, but I am
frankly a little bit surprised.

Speaker 2 (01:49:45):
We worked hard. We sweated it out.

Speaker 9 (01:49:47):
I put more germs on that treadmill than I can
even count. I was dripping it from everywhere, and yep, exactly,
that's what That's what you pay that rental for. You
get in there and you use it up. And uh
it's been good, obviously the greatest thing. I've seen more
naked men in this competition than I had ever anticipated,

(01:50:09):
so that was very rewarding.

Speaker 2 (01:50:11):
What are you looking at it? And uh what where
are these naked men at the gym? Morning? Clarification, my sauna, Hang,
I thought you were just on grinder for something.

Speaker 3 (01:50:21):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:50:22):
It changed me as a man, and absolutely did so.

Speaker 9 (01:50:25):
Uh No, the dedication that we both put into it
is amazing and I am very pleased to make it
to the other.

Speaker 2 (01:50:31):
Side with a positive result.

Speaker 11 (01:50:33):
Sure it is.

Speaker 2 (01:50:33):
Well.

Speaker 9 (01:50:33):
Thank you to everybody out there who jumped in, got
on board, decided you were going to get out there
and do some work as well. So good on all
of you.

Speaker 2 (01:50:40):
That was very awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:50:41):
You think he's forever changed. I mean the lettuce rap
has me on till. I mean, I think he's going
a bit.

Speaker 2 (01:50:47):
I think that lettuce Rap was pretty big change from
a dub cheese for I do think his habits have changed.
I mean he's still going to get you know, he's
still gonna have his cheeseburger. I think maybe in a
year or so he could fall back into it, but
for a while, I think he's at least into this routine.

Speaker 4 (01:51:01):
I feel like you guys have changed a handful of people,
and more people than you know. I mean, Fat Thor
has been here all morning. He lost thirty pounds, He
turned down a burger. He said he's gonna go eat
eggs and vegetables. I mean, the guy is he's doing
it properly, syrup partially because.

Speaker 2 (01:51:17):
You guys did it. So I mean there's a general damage.
I love that people played along. That's awesome. I I'm
you know, I'm not as buttered as I was when
I first found out, but I'm still I'm still pretty.

Speaker 3 (01:51:28):
We got a belly full of shake Shack, which, by
the way, so good in a coma. I'm in a
food I need to take a napping.

Speaker 2 (01:51:34):
Did you eat your entire burger? Yeah, crushed a.

Speaker 3 (01:51:36):
Double and I'm almost still with my shade.

Speaker 9 (01:51:39):
My body is currently in a very confused state.

Speaker 2 (01:51:44):
I think you can have one nap in your opposite
all over.

Speaker 3 (01:51:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:51:49):
Yeah. We have some talk back messages through our iheh
radio at Morning Burger Crew.

Speaker 1 (01:51:53):
This is big John. I never had shake Shack before.

Speaker 17 (01:51:56):
Next time I'm up in Portland, I'm gonna try it.

Speaker 1 (01:51:59):
Dude, sounds really good.

Speaker 2 (01:52:01):
I like the sound of chewing. I really think shake
Shack is my favorite burger. That's a good one. I
don't think. I mean, I think it's better in and out.
We don't even have internet around here, so it's the
one I go to all the time. Let's see this
one says I really hope you you guys continue your
lifestyle changes after this challenge. I think we will. I
want to get to one seventy five.

Speaker 3 (01:52:22):
The Lettuce rap says it all.

Speaker 4 (01:52:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:52:24):
I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack on
the toilet on Sunday. More talkbacks Hey, what's up, guys.

Speaker 11 (01:52:31):
This is Bill.

Speaker 13 (01:52:31):
I just want to congratulate both. If you're on the
weight lost. Sorry about the spider incident. You gotta do Monday.
But I hate spiders too. They freak me out. I
don't want nothing to do with spiders. So wish you luck,
take care, rock on, Love you guys, talk to you soon.

Speaker 2 (01:52:46):
Appreciate it. Thank you my friends. All right, that is
that does it for us today. That's it. What are
you doing over there, Fatdor What do you got going on?
He is rolling some video footage of something. Oh, he's
always a boy ring at the end of the show. No,
I'm just up to the micro microphone.

Speaker 20 (01:53:02):
I'm just making memories on my phone so I never
forget all your beautiful faces. And congratulations again for all
the inspiration and everything you've done for everybody and even
making me a better human.

Speaker 2 (01:53:12):
Well you're looking good, buddy. The congrats on the thirty
pounds lost, dude, that's huge. So factor, ladies and gentlemen,
all right, we'll see you, I'll see you.

Speaker 3 (01:53:20):
I'll see you this afternoon. I'll see you at noon.

Speaker 2 (01:53:23):
That's right, Laura. Today is going to be live in
Salem from twelve to two pm. She's going to be
at the Rocket Store in Salem. That's the seventy six
gas station from noon to two.

Speaker 3 (01:53:35):
Yes it is. Hold on, let me give you the
exact location. There might be more than one Rocket, but
the one I'm going to be at is fifty ninety
five Commercial Streets Southeast. Okay, So come by and see
me and eat a hot dog.

Speaker 2 (01:53:47):
Hang out with Laura today, and then you'll be able
to hang out with Drew tomorrow. You're gonna be weare
at the Washington Square at and T grand opening.

Speaker 4 (01:53:55):
So if you're getting the school clothes or you're just
getting some new Jordan's, come by and say hi.

Speaker 2 (01:53:59):
All right, we'll see a Monday.

Speaker 4 (01:54:02):
Wait what what noon to two to two? What did
you say that I will be at that at and T?
Swore I forgot to save the time.

Speaker 2 (01:54:07):
Yeah, I'm here at midnight. Just show up. If I'm
not there, then you miss me noon to two. We'll
see tomorrow. God, I mean we'll see you Saturday. Monday,
I mean Monday. What is happening to me?

Speaker 17 (01:54:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:54:18):
It's a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:54:19):
I'm leaving

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