TD&L Full Show For Monday- Along Came a Spider

On today's show we saw Tanner overcome his fears and face the spider. We also discussed the scince that will kill us all and another round of missed connections!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You re list ere you Banner, Drew, Laura, Hey, good morning.
What is happening? It is Monday, August eighteenth, twenty twenty five, Tanner,
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
We are.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Let's do this? Well, we will, we will, we don't.
I don't know what you have to yell? It is
a massive show today. I feel I feel the pressure
you guys, lots of pressure today.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, why is that?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Well? Not only in one hour? Do we have a
bacon and beer announcement?

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
When and where our next bacon and beer is happening?
We also have misconnections today, oh man, and I believe
Pantera tickets all week We sure do. Geez, what else
is going on today?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Sounds pretty thick.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
I feel like we're missing something.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, coming up at eight o'clock this morning, I got
to pay the piper and uh, you know, have a
transula crawl across my something And yeah, how you feeling?
I'm doing all right today?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
You know, if you were you stressing about it all weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Friday, I was. I was on tilt pretty good. Yeah,
But over the weekend, you know, I was able to
kind of relax. Uh, does anybody have a value yeah,
that would help. No, I'm doing okay. You know it's
gonna be intense for me anyway. Yeah, people will be
able to watch the Transla on my Body today on
the on the on the live stream at one of

(01:25):
five nine the brew dot com. Yep, you can find
a link there. But yeah, it's happening. So I believe
my buddy Wayne from high school. I went and got
a tarantula, which is the species is a Mexican red rump.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Oh I loved rum.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I love that rump. So that that will be in
studio today. And and beef Water was able to get
a hold of an expert.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Oh good, So okay, so we're going to have.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, he could tell I didn't want just you know,
an old I love Wayne, but he's not an experienced
spider Titian or whatever they call him.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Spider.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, I'm sure that's they call it.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
But what you know? So he be Foughter was able
to get ahold of somebody.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Who is this guy?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Let me find out who this is.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
He works at Pets smart over by Wilco from like.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
The Zoo or something.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
It said, see, oh he's from Tropical Hut Exotic Pets.
His name is Alex aka spider.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Man, spider Man and yeah, well if his name is
spider Man, you should be in good hands.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I mean, I don't see it being terribly complicated.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Right, you can't.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
All you got to do is be a lay there. Yeah,
well that's what you gotta do. Just lay there.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
It'll happen. And I'm you know, thrilled. Coming up also
at seven thirty this morning, Pantera tickets. All right, so
let's see this story. It's time to go around the
room sharing what we think the biggest stories of the
day are. I'll start the biggest powerball jackpot of the
years now up for grabs, nobody matched all six numbers,

(02:58):
and Saturday night's big drawing of the nation the Nationwide Lottery,
and now the five hundred and sixty five million dollar
jackpot roll to six hundred and five million. Whoa dan
that is? That drawing is tonight. So the cash option
and work over work out to a little over two
hundred and seventy three million.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
Well, if I buy a ticket and I don't come
to work tomorrow, you know why, you'll know.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Where she is.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, So anyway, yeah, I'll grab yourself a ticket.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, that'd be a nice little pay day what it
gets up to this point, and you can cash out forever.
That's what makes it fun. The big story to me
is you guys got to be careful. The Washington County
Sheriff's office is warning about a traffic ticket tech scam
that's been going around, and you know that we've realized
now that these scammers have zero problem pretending their law

(03:45):
enforcement and it's back again. It claims that you have
an overdue traffic ticket and demands immediate payment by clicking
a link. It threatens that if you could lose your license,
registration or be charged to a thirty five percent service fee.
Do not click the link, says the sheriff, delete it
and report it as junk. So it's just like anything,

(04:07):
and they don't give you tickets via text message, right,
so just be careful.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Good to keep in mind.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
I think the big story is that if you want
to risk it for the biscuit, they go really fast
in your car and potentially get a speeding ticket. Volkswagen,
it's actually just made that a little more difficult to
do in some of their vehicles. They have debuted a
new subscription plan for their electric cars, making people pay
extra to unlock the full amount of horsepower. Right now,

(04:38):
it's only happening in the UK, and no word if
it's going to come to the States. But their Volkswagen exactly,
their Volkswagen ID three electric car has two hundred and
twenty eight horse power. But if you don't pay the
fee for over twenty bucks a month, you only get
access to two hundred and one of that.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
It's your car.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
So they're saying, well, some people just want to like
I have slow and like chill out like other people.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Other people maybe want to drive a little fast.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
I'm gone extra for it. I gotta get a hacker
friend who can hack it like Spiderman suit. Yeah, you know,
because I'm sure you can hack it too.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
Well.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
I don't know how.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
It's like when they set up my peloton. The tech
guy he looks at me and he goes, you can
get into this if you try hard nice and so
I'm sure it's just it's just a it's just a tablet. Really, Yeah,
beef water will find a guy. I'm sure, no doubt.
But yeah, so, I mean, they say, and sometimes this
backfire is like I don't tanner, I think like there's

(05:34):
something in your car that like get like a remote start,
like you have it on your key fib but you
can't you have to pay to use it or whatever.
And I know BMW tried to do this with heated
seeds a couple of years ago, like you.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
Can't use them because it's behind a paywall, and but
it backfired. So maybe people will complain enough about this
and it won't end up becoming a thing. But for now,
Volkswagen trying to pay for extra horse boo.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
All right, all right, well there it is. You know,
that's coming for probably all vehicles in the future. I
could see, like our kids just that's just the norm
for them.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
That's the nice thing about an older car that runs
well is nobody can charge you a dime outside of
the gas.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
I can go as fast as I wont But I
was behind one of those old ass cars over the
weekend and it stinks like ass. I mean, it was
the worst. It was like a really old car.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, it's gonna say, but oh.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
My god, I couldn't breathe. Yeah, so that'll be that'll
be nice to not you know, have to breathe and
exhaust all day, especially if you're in traffic a lot.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, one day we won't even have a steering wheel.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
So yeah, all right, coming up later on the Spider.
I don't even know what we're calling. It's the Spider
Crawls Across Me and it.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Sounds like an amazing book.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
And the Spider Crawls across.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
That's that's coming up at eight o'clock this morning, and
Pantera tickets at seven thirty.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Hang on, you're listening to.

Speaker 7 (06:51):
Or Drew and Laura Dinner, Drew and.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Laura, Happy Monday. All this week. We do have your
Pantera tickets. The show is coming up on the twenty
fifth of this month, third twenty third. Yeah, I gotta
I can't see far away with my glasses on, but
I can't see up close with them off, So damned
if you don't. Law's handwriting. I mean, that does look

(07:15):
like a three or no, yea.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
I was gonna say it is.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
It is whatever. You just need to.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Whip them off like Clark Kent, you know, and when
you go Superman mode, when you go deep.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah. Anyway, so yeah, we'll have tickets for that show.
It's going to be at the Tanner Join Laura Amphitheater
on the twenty third of this month. So gosh, that's
just Saturday Saturday. Okay, yeah, yeah, it'll be a good show.
It's now time for a new segment called or maybe
it's a recurring seven. I think we've done this once
or twice before, but it's now time for science is
going to kill us all or and or make us

(07:46):
want to throw up because there's two stories here that
are one scary and one's just you know, nasty, kind
of nasty. The first one is the world's first pregnancy
surrogate robot is almost ready to go in China.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
So let me get this straight. It's gonna be the
thing that harbors the baby.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yes, whoa, I mean I this I like that. This
is nutty. But a robotics company in China is developing
what it calls the world's first humanoid pregnancy robot, meant
to carry a real ten month pregnancy and give and
give birth.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
So it's an interesting idea for those who are not able.
But at the same time, what are you doing. You're
going to build an army of you know, babies that
are just made in a room.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Yeah, well, I mean you still ne need all the
proper tools for it to happen that the robot.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah, the robot is just the like the incubator.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
So spermbanks will probably be in more high demand in
the future, I suppose. But like, AI isn't just coming
for grocery store jobs. They're coming coming from mamas.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
I know women and they're like, wait, no, this is
my this is my livelihood. Should be a surrogate.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
You thought it was the one job you couldn't take. Yeah,
but forget about it.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
Just get it.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
The robot has an artificial womb and it's abdomen with
fluid and a tubeli like umbilical cord, and it's like,
you know, it's supposed to nourish the baby, and what
they'll pump it full of all the nutrients it's supposed
to get just gatorade and babe, it needs electrolyte. Hit

(09:24):
it with the lights. A scientist said tests and animals
have gone well, and the robot could arrive within a year,
costing less than fourteen thousand dollars. WHOA, it's a lot
of money.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
I mean, but like, I don't know how much it
costs for a circuit, but I would imagine it's much
more than that.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yeah, fourteen grand seems like a steal. I mean, yeah,
that's before you put all the the You probably have
to like run the thing to which would probably cost something.
But think about when you're trying to do like the
the different things to get pregnant when you're af Yeah,
when your eggs are dollars, Yeah, this is cheap, or we're.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Just gonna go pick one of those up at home
home depot or the cost go oh.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
I would have to imagine that. It's like a medically
supervised thing, right, Like it's.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Not just go somewhere and do it not.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
Yeah, like it's not just going to be like in
your house.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah, I would hope, I mean thirteen babies this weekend,
but it would Yeah, you're right, it would save a
lot of money. It looks like a typical surrogate costs
one hundred and twenty five thousand to two hundred thousand
dollars depending.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
On the thing, because you're growing an actual baby. My
whole thing is what if something goes wrong during the pregnancy,
like what a how do they navigate those problems?

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Which is just like in a robot.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Well maybe started over maybe because it's a robot, it'll
eliminate issues because a lot of the issues can be
from previous health reasons. Or I mean, maybe this eliminates
all of that and the babies just come out perfect.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
You don't just print a baby.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
No, that is very scary.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Well, because there's so much going on while you're like
even just while you're having that baby, that can go
wrong every minute. There's a nurse running in and out,
Like I don't think a robot deals with all.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
But it's still human sperm and it's still a human egg,
which means there can still be problems from either of these.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
We'll just have to like inspect those those sperms.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Or they would just consider that the same failure rate
as you have inside of a delivery room. They don't
see happiness every day. That's just that's the end of
it of it all pretty.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Wild, But that is coming to the future near you.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
I guess I'm not sure that I like that very much.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Scientists are also working on a toothpaste made from human hair.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Why why why?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Scientists at king College in London have created a new
kind of toothpaste using uh was it curtane k e
r a keratin? What is keratin?

Speaker 5 (11:47):
It's like it's it's really high in nutrients. It helps
your hair growkay, it helps your nails grow.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, that's the same protein found in hair, skin, and wool.
Apparently that can actually help repair the tooth. Ename will
rather and just protect it when applied to the teeth.
It catches materials from saliva informs crystal like layers that
mimic real enamel. Researchers expect these products to be like

(12:14):
in like a gel form, like a gel form product,
and to be available to the public within two to
three years. So I don't know. I'm gonna stick with Colgate.
I don't need I don't need back hair toothpaste.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
No, I don't really want to brush with hair. But
I'm seeing more and more about stuff that can fix enamel.
I hope it's real and not just a gimmick, because
that would really help some men mouth out there.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
I also saw something on the news last week about
them being able to like really reverse hair loss. Yeah,
it was just some new thing.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
It's just it's crazy to me that can't at this point, you.

Speaker 8 (12:47):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
It's like hair is farther along than teeth by a
long shot.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, I feel like they can do you know, if
you go watch the first season of the Office and
then you watch the second season, there is a drastic
difference in Stephen and Stephen he.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Can buy you the nicest heir by.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
I was wondering if they I mean, like seeing that
he didn't just plug it, well.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
I was I guess you did have plug surgery. So
they take what body hair from somewhere else, like.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
The back of your neck or yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, so that's what I'm talking about, Like they can
do some stuff, but like you know, I don't know
that they could just like put like a fertilizer on.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
Your head, like sprinkle it on like a chia pet.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Which would be rare.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, And just a week you're back where you were.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
You go and watch the first season of the Office
compared to the second and Michael Scott, what's his name, Stephen,
Steve Carell, Steve Carell. Yeah, he it's like you can
see a scalp in the first season where it's shiny.
The second season, nice stick head of hair. Hair with money,
he got a lot prettier. Yeah, So there you go,
save yourself some cash.

Speaker 9 (13:46):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
I don't know, man so much to get like I
want to go because I was, you know, getting a
little thin in the back, and I went to go
just see what a hair doctor would say, and it
is up there.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Well it was just like it's because yours is so smooth.
Started all the things they talk about where like hymns
and all the hems. You're like the number one candidate
because you don't have a you don't have a cul
de sac.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
There's not a lot of work to be done.

Speaker 5 (14:08):
But you know that hymns commercial where he's like, I'm
got ready to lose my hair, not yet, and so
that's you.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
I'm not ready.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Just take some pails and see what happened.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Well, I'm just afraid of like what what were they
going to make me? Girl hair everywhere?

Speaker 2 (14:23):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
I'm just gonna have like a big fic, you know,
hairy chest.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
And I mean I don't even know like what exactly
they use anymore.

Speaker 8 (14:30):
You know.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
They they're so secretive in the commercial, they're like hit us.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
Up right, They're like, it's the same ingredients as all
those other guys.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
We promise, Why would you tell me then? A little fishy.
We do have some talk back messages coming into our
iHeart Radio app. You can send us one anytime. Download
it for your cell phone. Once you have the Bruce streaming,
press the microphone button.

Speaker 8 (14:51):
That whole sarrogate thing's kind of creepy. I think it
just gives too.

Speaker 10 (14:54):
Much control into when you want to not have the
baby or whatever small flaw that you feel is, Oh,
let's reset, it's not a video game.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
I also heard, you know, like in the future, we'll
be able to like decide what hell hair color we
want to have, and I have the baby have blue eyes?
Like walking into a KFC and ordering.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
You're not buying a designer bag?

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, I mean what.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
You get, which I think it's pretty wild that they
can already do the gender thing, Like you know, people
who are having pregnancies who are super rich, they just
decide the gender on their own, right, It's wild.

Speaker 9 (15:33):
It is.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
We do have sports coming up next, What do you have?

Speaker 2 (15:36):
NFL preseason continues with a fun game to check out tonight.

Speaker 11 (15:42):
And now Bruce Sports here's Drew Well.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
This is kind of a weird situation. Seattle Mariners outfielder
Victor Robles was playing in a minor league game just
on a rehab assignment, you know, like his trying to
get his body back in order to come back up
to the majors. I mean, he is a a level
player on one of the better teams in the Majors
this year. But yesterday a weird thing happened. He was

(16:11):
at the plate and got hit by a pitch.

Speaker 12 (16:15):
And this happened man the first pit Tromstes swung on
and fouled off on a pitch that hit him. He
picks up the bat and throws it at Estes. He's
been tossed. He is yelling at Joey Estes and now
he runs towards them out.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Now it cuts off right there because it was like
a Triple A feed that they took it from. What
it cut to next was him grabbing a giant bucket
of drinks and throwing it out of the dugout onto
the field, like he lost his mind and he was
playing in a Triple A game. I don't know what
it's like when you get suspended from Triple A, Like

(16:50):
are you going to be suspended from the big leagues?
I'm guessing, but the Mariners will be without Victor Robles
because he threw his bat at the pitcher. You do
have some NFL football tonight. It was a pretty packed
weekend getting all those second week games in. It's kind
of hard to get a read on what that exactly

(17:10):
means in the wins and loss columns once we get
into the regular season. But it's nice to see those
gun slingers back out there tossing the rock around. And
you'll see some of the best tonight as the Bengals
and Commanders go head to head. You'll see Joe Burrow
trying to light up the skies on the road in Washington.
Five o'clock on ESPN, there's the sport.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Thank you much, all right? Coming up later on this morning,
I pay the piper. Since I lost the blubber Burn
to beef Water Bay on Friday, I have to have
a TRANSLTT crawl across me later on this morning, So
that'll happen at eight o'clock. And I'm not nauseous at all.
I'm totally fine.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
You're holding together well for the situation. Also, we do
have your tickets to go see Pantera all this week.
They're going to be at the Tanner Jo and Laura
Amphitheater on Saturday. We'll have those tickets coming up on
seven thirty. Now, what's trending over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
I saw the video of the fighter jets flying over
Wrigley Fields, and it startled the hell out of the players.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Man, because they're loud.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
You know when we were doing that Bacon and beer
that one time, and they have near the airport and
they took off, like two or three of them took
off and you couldn't even hear yourself think it was
so loud.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yeah, every time, I'm always blown away by how powerful
they are.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
So at the at the game, Hayden Christiansen, who played
of course Anakin Skywalker.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
Well, yeah, what's he doing these days?

Speaker 1 (18:34):
He first pitch, Yeah, he was actually singing, take me
out to the ball game. Okay, you know what they do.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
At and and.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
The young Darth Vader him say, he's just like, what
the hell good jacks care goes.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
It's room room for the car. If they don't win, it's.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
A shame, it's I want another one to so a
fly by stroke him again.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
I didn't turn that out right, okay, And I think
that's probably why he was so messed up.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
Was like this is like all right, let's get who Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Here's another little clip again.

Speaker 6 (19:36):
Facebook, brought you by Scary, very scary.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
I don't think that's who it's brought to you by.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
But yeah, it's off guard for sure. And and and
a three sha.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Sounds like a missile strike.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
One second into it.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
We'll have that video online here in just a few minutes,
one of five nine in the brew dot com. Just
click on Tanner and Drew and Laura coming up next.
We've got so much stuff going on today. We've got
Pantera tickets in about a half an hour. Of course,
I got to pay the piper and let that transula
crawl across my body here in about an hour. Laura,
apparently the transla is already in the building.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
Yeah, the transula is already in the building. I did
not get a glimpse of it. It was covered up
with a big blanket. But it's in like a terrarium
type of deal. I thought maybe it was going to
be in a smaller container.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
But how big is the container?

Speaker 5 (20:40):
Plenty of room. It's like a.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
I don't know, it's like a tote you get from Costco.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
But it's not like a tot you can't carry it.
He's like he had to like two hand grag. Yeah,
so he's got his own little enclosure. He was saying.
Your friend Wayne was saying that it might be kind
of difficult to get him out because he might be
still sleep well.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
I hope he's I hope he. I hope he died
before he got here, and you just have to set
a dead dead on me. But there's gonna be an
expert in here, and I'm sure he can figure it
all out. So that's coming up in an hour, and
I'm not too nervous about it at all. Yeah, I'm sick.
Actually I'm not. I'm past the point of nervous.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
It's gonna be fine.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
You'll be able to watch it on our live stream,
one of five nine in the brew dot Com. Coming
up next though, a bacon and beer announcement. It's been
a while. I feel like what February was our last
one forever, and that one got delayed a week because
of the ice and snow. So when and where's our
next bacon and beer going down? Find out next? It's Tanner,
Drew and Laura. We are commercial free.

Speaker 11 (21:41):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yeah, one hour from now, I got to pay the
piper and and do this damn spider thing. Yeah, but
that means that.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
Two hours from now it's all going to be over.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yeah, and so well my life. Maybe I could pass out,
just die right here in the room. Beef Flotter's on
the phone. Good morning, sir, Good morning to you all.

Speaker 13 (22:05):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (22:06):
He's stuck in you know, traffic getting here.

Speaker 13 (22:08):
It was.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
It was really busy on the way to work this morning,
even early. So I heard Lynn Masterson talking about it
today and it sounds like it is a busy morning,
So be safe, beef Flotter, How are you this weekend?
Did you enjoy yourself after the blubber Burn finale on Friday?

Speaker 14 (22:24):
Yeah, it was just kind of a get stuff done
kind of weekend.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
So a little oil change and get some hair cut.

Speaker 13 (22:30):
Yeah, I'm just knocking stuff out.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Did you enjoy any delicious foods or did you continue
your weight loss?

Speaker 13 (22:40):
Well?

Speaker 14 (22:41):
I had one dish of ice cream, which felt amazing, Yeah,
and that was pretty much it.

Speaker 13 (22:50):
And the I went out to breakfast yesterday morning, so
that was nice.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
That's good, and then you have the rest of day
to burn all that all.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Well, what did you get though.

Speaker 14 (22:56):
Yeah, I had two eggs ausage patties and some hash brass.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Not bad, no bread. Do you see what it's done. Yeah,
see what he's done. He's cleaned up his life.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
Honestly when he went when he ordered that lettuce wrap
from Shake Shack, I almost fell out.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
I almost fell out of my chair.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
At that point. He was just showing off. We were
supposed to celebrate with the cheeseburger and you get a
let us wrap a little bit.

Speaker 14 (23:20):
Well, like I said, I had to compromise because I
wanted the extra hamburger pat.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
So I had to I had to give to get.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Yeah, Well I enjoyed myself this week and I had
some pizza, I had some pasta. I didn't go too crazy,
and I was back at it yesterday.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
But uh, you earned it, I you know, I had.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
I had the pasta. I had was really craving. Yeah,
craving for six weeks?

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Was the pasta?

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Did it deliver like you hoped it would? It was
all right, you know, it wasn't the best. Sometimes you
get it from a place, and especially if you've gone
there a lot, you know when it's really good, you
know when it's really bad. It was kind of mad,
but it was fine. It was still delicious. It just
you know, I've had a better from that.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
They know how long I've waited for. This was a
little bit DLC.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Right. Well, they seemed overwhelmed that night, so I think
I just threw it together. But all right, b f water, Well,
I'm glad you had a good weekend. Congratulations again. I
will be paying the piper here in about an hour,
and you'll be in here for that, and I'm the
Spider's already here. I'm not looking forward to it.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
God, here early, I think the got the little guys
getting stretched out. He's got a big.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Day, Yeah he is.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
I actually saw him in there doing some jumping jacks
pretty alarm.

Speaker 14 (24:28):
Actually, you know what they say, The early spider gets
the worm, Yes.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
Exactly, and in this case the worm is Tanner's arm.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
All right, that's in one hour. You can watch it
online one five nine dot com. All right, everybody, it's
not time for a bacon and be an announcement.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
Oh man, it's been so long.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
It has been so long. It's actually been so long
that we've been doing bacon and beer. Lord, it's been
like ten years.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
And I remember the first bacon and beer I did
was actual by myself. I did it. I did it
at Gators and it was just me and I think
a comedian from a helium showed up. And you know,
it wasn't as nearly as big as they are now.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
It was.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
It was like it was like a handful of people.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Intimidating to just sit there by yourself and try to
entertain a room.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
It sucks. It sucked, but you know I had to
do it. And then the second one actually drew as
a part of Yeah, and that was bout Bounty Hunter Saloon.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
And I feel like I'd been here for like five
minutes at that point, you know, like in the grand
scheme of things so much in fact that I I
was like asking the people who were setting up. I
was like, so where am I supposed to go?

Speaker 1 (25:40):
What is remember? Bounty Hunter Saloon? That was the one
we made somebody drink the runoff, you know when it's
all collected in a trough bear mat beer the beer mat. Yeah,
so we had them pour all the runoff that had
landed in the beer mat into a glass and someone
drank it for tickets. I don't know what they did.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
I mean things were out of hand, that there were
people just standing in the middle of the room chugging syrup. Yeah,
I mean, oh yeah, it was oh yeah, crush the bottom.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
Well, I mean we can always revisit that.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah, those things are.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Always we could because that's why they did that and
what it's super Troopers. Yeah, and that's I think that's
where we got the idea. You're right, So yeah, well
we could do the syrup chug off again, but I'm
sure someone's down. This one is going to be a
special Bacon and Beer Ladies and gentlemen, because this actually
is our tenth anniversary of Bacon and Beer. It survived

(26:30):
ten years. I don't know how we've done it, Like two.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Or three of these a year for the last ten years,
then four a year for many years, right, But this
is called Bacon and Beer.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
A decade of debauchery going down September twelfth at Milwaukee
Portland Elks Lodge. That is Elk's Lodge Number one, forty
two Ladies and Gentlemen, and that's all McLaughlin right in Milwaukee.
So it's kind of kind of behind where the Bomber
used to be.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah, It's kind of a sneak attack because when we
saw inside this place, there's a lot of room to
get down.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah. So yes, we're gonna be at Mawakee, Portland Elks
Lodge on September twelfth, broadcasting live from there between six
and ten am. Everybody who shows up gets free bacon.
We're gonna have a ton of prizes, beer specials, ar
mole all morning long, concert tickets, games. I think we're
gonna do a metal scream contest, so if you've got
a good death metal screen, bring that down. We're gonna

(27:27):
have a karaoke contest. I was working. I'm working with
Ian right now from Helium to get a comedian to
stand up comedian to show up that morning. Nice and
I think we've got somebody on lock. I just don't
have that confirmed. What I understand is like ninety ninety
five per Yeah, just want to hear from Ian, but
a comedian will be there doing some stand up. We're

(27:48):
working on a band. There's a lot of stuff we're
still working on. But it is gonna be crazy this
party because this is ten years It's like the Marvel
Cinematic universe finally coming together for endgame.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
That's right, and you know it's it's going to be
an opportunity for us to get back at it's been
too long.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
Yeah, and any guys been to Milwaukee for a bacon
and beer.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
I don't think once.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Maybe I don't. I can't. I don't have one in
my head though, I don't think so all around it,
you know, like, yeah, all the borders of Milwaukee. But yeah,
this is this is a chance to get into the
Milwaukee area.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Then there's will be fun much more that will be announced.
But yes, the next bacon and beer September twelfth at
the Milwaukee Portland Elks Lodge at number one forty two.
Now that's on McLoughlin. So yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Save the date.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
And I know I know exactly where that place is at.
It's a strip clockway.

Speaker 5 (28:38):
It is the A crop nearby.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
No, it's not the A crop.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
It's the A crop that's far aside.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah, that's far. No, you're clubs, it's way way down.
It's way down.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Well, you know that's all right.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Casey knows he'll take you to the A crop later.
He knows where it's.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
I mean, I do love the steak bit. It's they're delicious.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Wait haven't you been to I have to the A. Yeah,
so you get on that and you just go all
the way down for okay, a few miles.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
This year, this Elks Lodge is I think right next
to the TriMet lightmail light rail parking garage.

Speaker 14 (29:13):
Yeah, right near McLoughlin Chevrolet. Everything is just kind of
right in this little stretch.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, And it's gonna be cool because these people like
to party from what I understand, the Elks.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Lodge, you know, and so do we.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Maybe I'll get a maybe I'll sign up and get
one of those furry hats. Do they give away furry
hats to people who signed No, but I'm on the
hunt for one.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Okay, you can wear one there, they'll let Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
What if they're going to be getting people signed up
for memberships.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Would they are available at the place for sure?

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:41):
If you know a guy, yeah yeah, if they like you.

Speaker 14 (29:45):
I legit met somebody over the weekend that is an
Elks member at this very lodge.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Wow, already talking about it internally. Uh, let me stop
the song because Casey threw me all off. We was
going it was going so smooth, and in case he
d ye stop bringing some facts. That's how I do it.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
He loves to walk the post fair.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
But yeah here, let's be let's let beef do that
over the over the intro of the song. All right,
you know all the bacon and beer information, right, yeah,
you get to play DJ here. All right, you got
twenty seconds leap your audition. This is your audition to
take over courts.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Job isn't available right now.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
You're gonna have twenty second stuff godsmacks whatever mentioned Bacon
and beer September twelfth at the Elks Lodge in Milwaukee.
And you know a decade of debauch. We got to
fill in all the things. Okay, all right, you got
you ready?

Speaker 14 (30:35):
I think I'm gonna pass or fail right here, right now,
ladies and gentlemen, you just heard it. Bacon a beer
coming down September twelfth. Yes, that's Friday morning, six to
ten am. Come out and hang out with Tan or
Drew and Laura as we give out tickets to everything.
Just down the street from the Bomber, you know at
Milwaukee Oaks log show, your ID, come in, checks out,

(30:55):
hangout due you Drew, Laura.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
So I'm a little sick to my stomach this morning,
since I have to let this transla crawl across me
in about forty five minutes. Yeah, Drew is sick to
his stomach for other reasons. You're flying, You're flying out
of the country tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Yeah, I'm I'm I'm a ball of anxiety now, I'm
you know, I've been just like thinking about it NonStop
about you know what am I forgetting?

Speaker 8 (31:24):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (31:25):
What am I? What am I forgetting to do at work?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
And You're like, I already know that you're a worry
wart when it comes to traveling, like I am. I, Yeah,
I stress out about it. I want to make sure
I have everything so I'm comfortable wherever I'm going.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
Especially since you're going to be gone for what like
two weeks.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Almost almost, you know, because of Labor Day and all that.
It just kind of extends out a little bit. But yeah,
it's I'm super nervy about it. I'm going to be
a total pain in the ass tomorrow afternoon. But once
I get through security, I normally chill out because I
know it's out of my hands. Yeah, but I'm also
it's a long time away from work. I haven't taking

(31:59):
this much time off work in twenty two years. I
did the math, and that is frightening. You're like, oh
my god, with a job like this, you're like, I,
I'm gonna forget everything, get on an airplane and be
forgotten at work. That's what goes through in your mind.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
Hey, you got you get back and your key card doesn't.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Yeah, we tried some things while you were gone, and
guess what, we're better without you. But all jokes aside.
You know you don't want to leave for a long
time when you have responsibility.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
So this is a trip you've been looking forward too
for so long.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
But still it's nerve wracking because I I when I
first got my job in Detroit, there were three people
who were responsible for me being hired there and they
were all gone within like two months of me getting
the gig, and one of them was fired. I never
even met them because they were on vacation when I
got there, and they were fired while on vacation.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Oh man, that is a painful.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Ride, and I just was. I felt I never even
met the lady, but that's not going to happen.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
I appreciate her supporting, but it's it's one of those
things where all those things They're all little things that
just start to go. I had my reoccurring place airplane
dream the other day. I'm like, what is going on?

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Do you make a list? Do you write a list
out and stuff you need to get?

Speaker 2 (33:07):
And I am not as good with lists as Amy
has a master list. So we've done the shopping. I
have honestly wrecked myself just on Amazon. It's like she
comes in every five minutes like, we don't have we
don't have the melowtonin we don't have this, and she
says in a normal voice, but I hear it like that, yeah,
and so I'm I'm I am stressed.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
And didn't you say you came in this morning? And
you're like, yeah, our luggage just came so like got
here last night, did you You didn't have luggage until yesterday?

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Well, you need special luggage because the trunk is smaller.
You have to when we get to London, I have
to carry everyone's bag to through London, through the underground,
through the city. It's like going through New York with
five people's bags. I'm gonna look like a Shirpa. But yeah,
so I got two new bags yesterday and they finally

(33:58):
are they I ordered them before.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
That on its own would give me anxiety because I'm
the type of person who likes to pack like a
week and a half before I leave. And the fact
that you're leaving tomorrow and you just got your bags.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Yeah, and everything was stacked out perfectly, and then Millie
came through and just knocked it all, all of it
on the ground.

Speaker 15 (34:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Yeah. So yeah, I'm stressed, but not like your kind
of stress. You've got more of a hyper focused stress today.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah, I thought I was gonna throw up, but I
also feel like I'm gonna throw up. And I go
on vacation and this is when I just go to
like Disneyland, you know what I mean, Like I get
I'm a list maker because I get so stressed on
the anxiety.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
I mean, I remember the first time you went to Disneyland.
You showed up at the airport three hours.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Or three hours. I mean, I was so early that
the destination for the flight wasn't even on the digital
screen yet, there was nobody at the gate. I just
went to Henry's, which was right across from it at
the Pdo.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
You know, retrospect was probably a mistake.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
It was a mistake because I got too drunk and
when I sat down, I was spitting on that plane. Yeah,
you know, like if I would have spoken up, they
would have been like, sir, you're waiting a time. What
have you seen the show? Airplane? You're about to get taste?

Speaker 2 (35:04):
That is always a little scary when you stand up
from those bars. All right, all right, I'm slightly more
buzz than I'm allowed to be on an airplane. Everybody
walk go.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, I know. I was spinning. I couldn't even close
my eyes when I sat down. I was like, ah,
but anyway, it was it was a fun trip. But yeah,
no I'm are you beefun? Are you a stress war?
But when you travel, like do you because I'm.

Speaker 14 (35:24):
Now yeah, I think for this last trip forever changed me.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
I'm gonna be nervous about focus.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
Have you gotten your real idea?

Speaker 14 (35:32):
I got ID in the mail, I got uh, I
got confirmation on one of the two laptops, and uh,
that's all good. But I'm just saying I never was
overly concerned about travel. It was always going to be fine.
But uh, now that I've ran into a host of issues, what.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
About the back kind of process?

Speaker 13 (35:49):
Though?

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Like beforehand, when am I gonna forget, so do you do?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
That's no.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
I try to make peace with that.

Speaker 14 (35:53):
I I've always gone with. If I forget it, I'll
get one on the other side.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
Like and that's the whole thing is. It's like you
need a very limited number of things. I mean, like, yes,
there are things that you would like to make your
trip more comfortable, but a lot of most of the things.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
That you pack you can buy. If you don't have
fac light.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Make sure I got chargers and some snacks.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
We're good.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Chargers and snacks, babe, bring you home.

Speaker 13 (36:19):
All right?

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Coming up here in a few minutes. We've got tickets
to go see Pantera. They're gonna be at the Tanner
jew and o Amphitheater on Saturday. We'll have tickets here
in just a few minutes. Also the spiders in the building.
Of course, I gotta have a transfla crawl across me
at eight o'clock this morning, and we'll talk to my
buddy Wayne, who's brought it. Coming in next on the Brew.

Speaker 7 (36:40):
You're listening Drew and Laura Tanner Drew and.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Laura one O five nine in the Brew. It's Portland's
rock station. Tanner, Jew and Laura coming up. We do
have some Pantera tickets. Also at eight o'clock this morning,
we will we will have the Translo crawl across my
body and I'm not looking forward to that.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Also, Wayne's in the studio here, who actually brought the
trantl I've known this guy since high school, way back.
He's got the Transela in the building. It's not in
here yet. I don't I don't need to see it
until I actually absolutely have to.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
So I took a little gander, and he's just a
cute little guy. He's just a little guy. He's just
a baby.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
You're so weird. But will do that.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
It's good.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
We'll do that in a little bit.

Speaker 8 (37:24):
What did you say, Sid, it's just curled up in
the corners.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Yeah, it's coming.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
So yeah, that's in a few minutes. Let's do this though.
We're gonna play the five and ten game next for
your chance at Pantera tickets. Need collers ten and eleven
right now. Eight six, six four four five one O
five nine is the phone number. We'll do that right
after Candlebox. It's one of five nine the brew Tanner,
Drew and Lore.

Speaker 11 (37:47):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
All Right, Pantera is gonna be taking over the Tanner,
jew and Laura Amphitheater on Saturday Night. It's gonna be
a show man. Your face melted. We have got some
tickets all week long, we're gonna play the five and
ten game for your chance to win. To meet our
contestant this morning. His name is Bill, calling from my
old stomping ground, Milliwaukee. Yes, what's up? Bill?

Speaker 13 (38:17):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Where you go to the Wich? Your top pub ever?
Or Super Brito, Super Owl?

Speaker 13 (38:23):
I love Super Burritos. That's my favorite place.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Isn't that the best? I drove by it yesterday. I
wanted to stop, but that's already.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Have your cap and move along.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (38:34):
I just lived down the street from it, so it's
even better.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Yeah, dude, I live When I was in high school,
I lived down the street from because it's been there
for years, and I would just walk there and get
a baby size bean and ch'ese brito. You're so big?

Speaker 13 (38:45):
Oh, yes, so good. All right, you're making me hungry.
I'm gonna have to go there. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Well, have you heard us play the five and ten
game before.

Speaker 13 (38:55):
Yes, I have all right, for.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
The people who haven't played, we're gonna give this dude
a categ and he's got ten seconds to name five
things in that category. It sounds easy, but once you
got the ticker in your ear and you're on, you
know you're on the spot, pressures one a little more difficult.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
You got to step up, all right, dude.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Today, since we're having a spider crawl across my body
in about thirty minutes, today's category will be reptiles. You
have ten seconds to name five different reptiles beginning now.

Speaker 13 (39:27):
Oh god, U lizard, I mean god, I'm not good
at reptiles. That one. I'm not going to do this.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
H correct, Bill, you get that.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Burrito, I'm gonna go. Yeah, the lizard was one.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
You had it.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
You had one of them if you just you know, gecko,
I had one, scorpion, spider.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Chameleon, spiders, first of all, are they not?

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Okay, you're right, I'm an idiot. Spider on the I
got spider brain and glark in the throat. Yeah, exactly,
all right, Bill, you got to listen.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
To give you that was a valiant effort.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
You gotta get a listen to us. Give your tickets
to somebody to nothing.

Speaker 13 (40:12):
Oh, give it to somebody else, that's no big deal.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
That person's name is Colby. Good morning, Colby Colby. Oh
what did I not do it?

Speaker 13 (40:21):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (40:21):
I phone cut plugged? Uh, Kolby, are you there? I'm here, Hey, Bud,
you just got tickets to pan Tara. All right, Kobe,
good job, Hey, sorry man, thank you for's all good?

Speaker 13 (40:37):
All right, it's all good.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Hey Koby.

Speaker 5 (40:39):
What's your middle name?

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Jack? Oh?

Speaker 1 (40:42):
My god? Long week he's been. Bill is grossed out.
All right, Hell Colby, Bill, you can try again tomorrow.
We'll have Pantera tickets all this week. Eight six six
four four five one of five. Nine is the phone
number in the studio with us this morning. I've known

(41:03):
this man since high school. I was a freshman, right,
we were freshmen because I got expelled from Marshall.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Oh, let's say you knew him from the old day.

Speaker 8 (41:13):
Yeah, but I didn't have anything to do with that.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Yeah, what were you there?

Speaker 8 (41:17):
I was not a party of your fallout.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Put my fallout? Did you hear about it?

Speaker 13 (41:21):
Yes? We did?

Speaker 1 (41:21):
What did you hear?

Speaker 8 (41:22):
I just remember you were being an ass ass too.

Speaker 12 (41:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (41:27):
Way you have a lot of opinions. I guess that
the teachers didn't.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Agree with or I just yeah, I went off on
the security guard there. His name was Barney, remember, but
always that's what people called him. I did not It
was like the second or third day of freshman my
freshman year, and I did not know that his actual
name was. I think it was not Barney, Barney Scott
because it was Scott and so I didn't know that,

(41:51):
and I went up to him. I went, hey, Barney,
and I meant it like, hey, dude, what's going on
the good morning? It was my third day of high school.
And he goes, what'd you call me? And I realized
right then I'd made have a because they've called him
Varney because he was this big, giant back and.

Speaker 8 (42:04):
He wore pounds and he.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Wore a purple shirt. Yeah, so he was he was
begging for it.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
He was begging for it, right And anyway.

Speaker 8 (42:11):
He's cigarette Nazi and a bunch of other Nazi type things.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
So yeah, he he went after me pretty good as
soon as I called him that. He was after you.
Just he had a thing we're on that list.

Speaker 8 (42:21):
He hated skaters, which is.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
What we were right, Yeah, we were scatered. So Wayne
heard us talking about this and has a good friend
who owns a pet store, and so he got ahold
of a spider and what is the species that you
brought in today?

Speaker 8 (42:35):
It is a get right up and you.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Get it right after that.

Speaker 8 (42:37):
My Mexican red rump.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Mexican red rom that's nasty.

Speaker 8 (42:41):
I sent you a photo you don't want. The New
Zealand one.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
The New Zealand one's even bigger.

Speaker 8 (42:45):
That's gnarley and she's a girl.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
I thought New Zealand didn't have those.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
I don't know if it's from New Zealand's the name?

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (42:52):
Hell, but I thought about it.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
You should have brought that one.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
So who's seen it?

Speaker 3 (42:58):
I've seen it.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
You've seen it?

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Yeah, case he's seen it.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
So your beef water get to that mic what Laura's
calling it? Cute? How big is this thing?

Speaker 13 (43:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (43:07):
I would think it's like teen size, maybe like a
like a yay maybe the size of a group of
big egg.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
But Wayne said it was like sprawl out.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
It spreads out when it sees something that it loves,
like Tanner, how long have you how long have you
had this thing just a couple of days overnight.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Have you seen it spread out yet?

Speaker 8 (43:27):
Yeah, it doesn't. It hasn't gotten aggressive or anything, so
it's not hyper see it. Yeah, it's it's tone because
I can't.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Honestly, I'm getting nauseous just thinking about it. Like what
I'm worried about is that it goes rogue and just
quickly crawls up my arm.

Speaker 14 (43:40):
It Honestly, it seemed fun. Like I said, it wasn't
too big. When I looked at it, it did stand
up on a hind legs like a stallion shook its legs.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Now, Wayne, I think he was wearing boxing gloves.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Actually, he also got me nervous because he goes. I
also brought you an EPPI pen just in case. It's like,
just in case what it bites me.

Speaker 8 (43:56):
Yeah, just in case you have an allergic reaction. I
have some b issues, so like when I get stung,
I probably investigate that, all right, So he should probably
have them on him.

Speaker 5 (44:04):
Did you bring some smelling salts though, Yeah, just to.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Wake him up to him in the truck NFL Grade.
We need the good stuff.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Oh man, I gotta be honest. I had a real
rough week in thinking about this. You know, I Friday
was the worst. Saturday I got a little bit better.
Sunday I was good. But now it's kicking out's back.
It's back. I got sweaty palms.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
That's going to be over before you know it, I hope.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
So it's a minute.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
One minute. Yeah, and god, I don't know why Laura
tortures me.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
Well me, everybody was chiming in saying, so two seconds
is an appropriate amount of time.

Speaker 13 (44:36):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
This one quick trip through the tummy cave and it's
all over.

Speaker 13 (44:40):
Now.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
We do have an expert coming in beef Water. What's
his name? We pull that up.

Speaker 14 (44:45):
He's coming from Tropical nickname is Spider from the Tropical Hut.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
He's got some spider knowledge. So he's here. Now I'm
going to go get him and he will come in
and drop some.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
Knowledge for it, and he's going to be he's excited
about this, right like, because that's kind of his forte.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Yeah, he was all about it. And his knick name
at work is spider Man, so clearly this is his jam,
all right. So I'm hoping that he can just pick
the thing up and set it on me because I'm
not grabbing.

Speaker 14 (45:07):
He seems fully comfortable with the whole situation. Okay, And
I don't know if we're.

Speaker 8 (45:11):
Going to find out he's Spider Man, because he does
park war.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
He probably is, Wayne, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
I was just going to say, and special thanks to
eighty Z Pets for supplying us with this spider in
the first Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Sure, thanks to them. Wayne. You've known me since high school?
Did you? Did you know I had a spider fear
back then?

Speaker 5 (45:28):
Right?

Speaker 1 (45:29):
And phobia back then?

Speaker 6 (45:30):
No?

Speaker 8 (45:30):
I just thought you were afraid of girls.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
I was. I was very afraid of girls. But all right, jeez,
it's almost time.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Still afraid of girls and spiders.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Nothing exchange, nothing.

Speaker 8 (45:41):
To be sending beef water some of those photos from
when you had your skater gear on. It'll be hilarious.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
You've got all the old. We'd like to see some old.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
I've showed you some.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Yeah, I mean, but if he's probably got.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
A travel yeah, we need to share. We don't rest
if we want to see.

Speaker 8 (45:52):
I wouldn't like stock in him or anything.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
But you know, like when you think of me from
high school, like, what what outfit do you do you
remember me wearing?

Speaker 8 (45:59):
So I'd have to say probably a skater shirt monster machine. Uh,
but truly. And then your cords.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yes, I did have green corduroy pants. Yeah, and a
chain wallet.

Speaker 8 (46:13):
And a chain wallet with the hemp wrapped through it.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
No, I didn't have that, and I didn't have that.
I promise you I didn't. That was Ralph, your buds did.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
That's all grounds for expulsion, but he just discribed it.

Speaker 14 (46:23):
I love how he knew exactly what he was talking about,
though he knew the exact accession.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
He goes, then, not me. There are some kids who
actually like us. You remember the ball pits from like McDonald's. Oh, yeah,
they would make a chain wallet out of that, and
you just wanted to take it off and beat them
with it because it looks so stupid. And they'd have
a Jinko pants.

Speaker 13 (46:39):
Right.

Speaker 8 (46:40):
I'm not saying you did that, or I say.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Isad we got gotta raph.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
That's the look.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Ralph's the guy I snuck into Deafthtones with.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Oh and your target attire.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Yeah, that's how me and Ralph worked at Target and
got some big moments with Ralph.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
All right, so it's coming up here in a few minutes.
The U and a spider crawled across me. Second.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Yeah, and Spider crawled across him.

Speaker 8 (47:03):
We could probably still do that.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Uh tummy, Now get out of here, Wayne, out of
here are endless.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Never said that.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Hang up back stories, Simon. The big story where we
go around the room sharing what we think the biggest
stories of the day are, Drew, you want to go first?

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Yeah, this is pretty cool news. The big story to
me is Nike co founder Phil Knight has given a
record two billion dollars to the University Cancer Center. Now,
Phil Knight had already been a part of a thing
where him and Penny, his wife, matched a five hundred
million dollar donation from fundraising and then which that took

(47:46):
it to a billion dollars and then added another two
billion dollars. It's going to allow his cancer center, the
Night Cancer Center or Institute, sorry, to double in size,
which is awesome. They're going to specializing in early detection
of cancer, and it's just nice to see those big
bank accounts doing something for good as they move into

(48:09):
the next phase of their life.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Absolutely, that is pretty incredible.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
I think the big story is that we were talking
a couple of weeks ago about halftime show rumors who
the performers. May be Jay Z was the favorite in
this one poll that we saw. We were hoping for
like a Metallica or something like that. However, there are
now rumors the Taylor Swift maybe headlining the super Bowl

(48:36):
halftime show. This is why because fans, if fans put
their energy towards like something other than trying to figure
out Taylor Swift's next move, they could like cure cancer.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
I'm convinced of.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
It because apparently on the podcast New Heights with Travis
and Jason Kelsey, she made a big deal about sourdough
and how she's been baking a lot of sour dough bread. Well,
the San Francisco forty nine ers, which is Levi's Stadium,
that's where the super Bowl is taking place next man,
this is their mascot, is sourdough Sam. She says she

(49:15):
thinks about sourdough sixty percent of the time. This is
Super Bowl sixty And when Taylor she said something about
forty seven, referencing Jason Kelsey and how long he was
screaming when he was making the announcement. Taylor's forty seven
stop of her ariostour was at Levi San All of
all of.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
This, Laura.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
They're digging deep. They're digging deep.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
They're barking up a tree that has nothing in it.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Trying to decode it like a Marvel movie.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
But you know, you don't know that.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
I mean, that's a lot of coincidences.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
I wanted to be Metallica so bad, But what if would.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
You guys be bummed if it was Taylor's with I
would be disappointed.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Well, it would be It would be fine because I
know that my kids would be super jazz. So that's
kind of selfish.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Yeah, like it would be better, It would be so
much better.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
But I'd be down with Metallica first. I will sacrifice
Swift all day for that.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Sorry, I was going to say.

Speaker 14 (50:08):
I was talking to Chad from Rip City on Friday
about this very topic, and he said, guess what, Metallica
ain't never gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Why do you say that because it's not mass appeal enough.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
It is.

Speaker 14 (50:17):
That's so talking and he said, he goes, You're he goes.
The super Bowl halftime show is targeting females. It is
not targeting the male audience. They've already got the male
audience there for the game. Halftime show is for the ladies.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
I bet it could happen. I bet if any band
in their genre can do it, it's nothing. Chili Peppers
performed the halftime show a while back. You know what
we learn from that. I haven't seen another one low rating.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Collab. But they're not currently at the same level. They've
kind of like fallen off a.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Little Taylor Swift come out and sing sad but true.
With Metallica, okay.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
Sing blank space.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
They get people in every genre singing their songs too.
I mean like Chris Stapleton covered Metallica songs. They they
cross plenty of genres.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
We'll see what happens more on the did I I
haven't seen it give my story yet. AT and T
customers can now file claims worth up to seventy five
hundred dollars as part of a settlement over data breaches.
The company had experienced a pair of data breaches announced
March in July twenty twenty four that were met with lawsuits.
As part of the one hundred and seventy seven million
dollars settlement, AT and T customers whose data was involved

(51:24):
in either breach can file claims. The settlement website says
customers eligible to file a claim. We'll get an email notice.
Seventy five hundred bucks. Ain't bad.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Yeah, take that money if you can get it.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
More on those stories at one of five nine the
Brewed dot Com. All right, coming up next, Ah, here
we go, along came a spider, Ladies and gentlemen. I
have to pay the piper since beef water over here
won the blubber burn last week, and I have to
have a transful of crawl across my body here next.
I'm not happy about it, and I've got prepe crawlers
just thinking, just thinking about it. But we'll do it

(51:56):
here in minutes. It's one of five nine The brew.

Speaker 11 (52:00):
Near listing Drew, you Banner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Okay, let's get this over with.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
You got this.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
I'm not happy, but I know I gotta I gotta
do it. I'm a man of my word. I gotta
I gotta face the music here. So, last six weeks,
Bee Fodder and I were doing a weight loss challenge
to see who could lose the most weight uh in
just six weeks. I was we were so close, but
Bee Fodder beat me. I don't know by how much,

(52:30):
but I know he beat me.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
It was a very close battle and you both did
very well, which is.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
So frustrating because I did lose. More like, all my
numbers are good, you know, and when when Shirley was,
you know, giving us the information, I was like, oh,
I think I won. I think I won, and then
she goes and the winner is Casey. Yeah. The percentage wise, yeah,
it was all body five percentage. So you lost what
sixteen pounds?

Speaker 14 (52:52):
Yeah, six a little over sixteen and I forget the
total body weight percentage.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
That's twenty one percent.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
But yeah, but I don't I don't know how you
arrive at the twenty one percent.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
I don't know either, but that's what. That's what the end.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
You're not here for your math, yea, it is the weight.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
If I won, I wouldn't care about the maths as
long as I want according to the machine, I burned
what I was supposed to. So I lost like almost
twenty one pounds I think. And I don't remember how
much a body found I lost.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
But which is enough. That's over a half a pound
a day. That's incredible.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
So I was I was buttered all weekend just thinking
about it, and not honestly, not to cut you off.

Speaker 14 (53:28):
But to Drew's point here, everybody, and I mean everybody
said you'll be lucky to do two pounds a week,
when when I said I was doing this. So the
fact that you lost a half a pound a day
throws that out the window, and you exceeded that by
a pretty large margin.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Well I am, you know, happy that I lost weight,
you know, just really bummed that I lost And I
have to do this because still here I have arachnophobia
pretty bad, and I really don't want to do this,
but we're gonna do it. So we got in the
studio with us an actual a racknhead expert. His name
is Alex Tropical hut here in Portland. Good morning, Alex,
good morning, thanks for coming on the show man, Thank

(54:04):
you for having me. Now you're they call you the
spider Man.

Speaker 7 (54:08):
Yeah right, I would say that.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Now, how long have you been fascinated with spiders?

Speaker 7 (54:12):
I would say probably about eleven twelve years?

Speaker 1 (54:14):
It's eleven or twelve years. Now what fascinated did you
buy about them?

Speaker 13 (54:17):
Like?

Speaker 1 (54:18):
You know, what's what about them do you find fascinating?

Speaker 13 (54:20):
Rather?

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Is it just the I.

Speaker 7 (54:22):
Think it's because it's a niche predator and it's taking
eons for them to like develop adaptations and evolve with
other creatures. And I finally, it's just not normal. People
want cans and dogs. I like furry eight legged creatures.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Do you have actual the spider pets?

Speaker 7 (54:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:39):
How many do you have?

Speaker 7 (54:40):
I would say twenty six adult females?

Speaker 3 (54:43):
I doesn't even know.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Oh my god, what did girls say when you bring
them over? Whoever your partners are.

Speaker 7 (54:50):
Girlfriend's not stoked?

Speaker 5 (54:52):
But I mean at least at least they don't take
up much space?

Speaker 7 (54:55):
No, no, So.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Yeah, Wayne, who actually got the spider forest or made
azy pets? Your wife didn't eve want in the house?
Did she?

Speaker 8 (55:01):
Divorce papers were talked about.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Yeah, she said he had a double box it, so
he had to put it in the box that it
came in, and then another box.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
She wanted security.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
All right, So what kind of species of spider is
going to be calling across my body today? Or my body?
My hand?

Speaker 7 (55:14):
This is a Mexican red rum, which is a common name.
The Latin name is titto locato wagins.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
I'm sorry, what locato? I don't think you can say
what you just said.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Think I dumped that it's.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Latin okay, and uh, where do they come from?

Speaker 7 (55:30):
This is a species kind of primarily northern Mexico, Mexico.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
All right, it's a party spider.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Now is it poisonous? Because Wayne brought in an EpiPen
just in case, like I get bit and that makes
me a little nervous.

Speaker 7 (55:42):
Well, there's well, there's two things to think about. This
is a new world species. There's two classifications with translas.
New worlds are from the America's Old worlds are from Europe, Africa,
and Asia. Typically the Old worlds have the more potent venom.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
That's good news for you.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Yes, so, but this thing is still poisonous.

Speaker 7 (56:01):
It has venom.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
So have a bitch.

Speaker 7 (56:04):
But I would say, what.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Are we doing? What do we honestly, what are we doing?
There's no medical professional here.

Speaker 14 (56:08):
We are paying off a bet we've gotten.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
You don't get anymore.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
This is like too, I see there's a two pack
of epipeds to bees.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Right, I'm not allergic to bees. Okay, all right, it.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
Was any was the spider was crawling around on Alex earlier.
You've already it seemed very chill.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
You've already handled and got to know this one. What's
what's this particular spoder?

Speaker 5 (56:35):
Like?

Speaker 7 (56:37):
I believe it's a boy. He's a little bit skittish
at first, Oh dude, but he calmed down in my hands.
Totally docile. This species is primarily recommended to beginners.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Can you okay, can you calm him down before you
put him on me?

Speaker 7 (56:48):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (56:49):
No, I think you need to talk shook the box now.

Speaker 14 (56:53):
He gave it a firm talking to in the grain room.
You will be calm, you will behave yourself.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
But you know, teenage is there tough time?

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
All right, Well are we doing this?

Speaker 5 (57:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:04):
I guess we're doing this. You can watch this on
our on our live stream one of five nine brew
dot com.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Man, let's talk about the logistics. What are we doing exactly?

Speaker 1 (57:13):
So I was just thinking, I go over kind of
where Laura is at. I'm gonna set my arm down
and I'm gonna let you do your thing. You can
pick it up and put it on me, and then
as soon as it touches my skin, the counter starts
for six, settles in for sixty seve Well as soon
as it yeah, like as soon as it.

Speaker 8 (57:30):
Gets to say she would handle this as well.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Well, we're not dealing with Laura right now. Yeah, I'm
just trying to get through this in the basket.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
This is about Tanner.

Speaker 7 (57:37):
You'll be all right.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
I'm a little nervous holding it after Tanner holds it, though,
because Tanner is gonna rile it all up and make
it nervous.

Speaker 14 (57:44):
I just want to make sure I'm understanding what's happening here.
You're gonna put your arm through the door and we'll
just take the.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
I was I was gonna lay my arm right here
where the box is. He's gonna take the spider out
and then just set it on you, Okay.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Is that okay?

Speaker 7 (57:55):
I think it might because if the tea takes off
a Turran slift we call them teas, if he takes
a fall of any significant height, it could ropture to
a there's a hole here, there's a hole in this case.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Just put your arm in the whole, dude, and then
it's all built to make you and you will be spiders.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
I think you'll feel safer.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Okay.

Speaker 14 (58:13):
So you've got to slide your arm into the terror
dome and you're gonna make sure it gets on your dome.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
And he'll work his magic from the other angle.

Speaker 7 (58:21):
He can.

Speaker 5 (58:21):
He can handle it from the top, Tanner, and you
will be putting your your arm in this hole.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
They can't hear you.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
All right, let's let's okay, let's do that'll piss off
the tab shoot should not have been. We're gonna have
to do it tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
No, no, no, it's okay, it's fine.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
This is the time, all right, we are we pulling
the thing off.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
You take him out of there or whatever.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Let's let him get a look at it.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
It's tea time, it is.

Speaker 5 (58:49):
It's Spider Man over there.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Control. If you guys could just move all the mics down,
Oh my god, where is he? The son of a bitch.

Speaker 8 (59:03):
He's not gonna come.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Be calm, and he'll be calm.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
So I have no idea if that's a real thing,
I just.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Say a camera on it.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Yes, so here I will adjust. Well, oh there yet,
night there is.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Yeah, I put my hand in.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Here you go.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
I'm putting my hand in right now.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Oh on Alex is handling the spot.

Speaker 16 (59:25):
Oh there you go.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
Yeah, okay, there he is.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
I put my arm in. Oh it's crawling up Alex's arm.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Oh got it's on my hand.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
It's on my hand. It's on my hand at the timer.
Son of a bitch, it's on my hand at the timer.
I can feel it. I can feel it. Oh my god,
I'm gonna look it in the eyes to let it
let him know I'm I'm in charge.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
You're not looking it.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Oh, I can't look at it. Oh my god, it's
moving around of my fingers. Tell it to stop moving.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Come on, look it in the eye.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Oh, I can feel it. It's close, are kind of sharp.

Speaker 13 (59:57):
Look at that.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
It looks like it's about to bite him.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Hang, shut up, dude, Look at its mouth. Is right
to look at it. It is plating for you.

Speaker 5 (01:00:05):
Oh yeah, Tanner, you're taking this like a chance.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
We're gonna take the start.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Let him get him. Oh god, it's crawling in my arm.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Get it back him.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Fourteen seconds left.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Once he gets back on.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
There you go.

Speaker 17 (01:00:24):
Now he's got about ten Okay, okay, see if you
can get there, he goes. He's running for the tummy cave,
Tommy O cave.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Time. This isn't bad. This isn't bad. It's coming closer
to me. Time.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
All right, and you're done.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Nice job?

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Was so bad?

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
So bad?

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
He was? Yeah, it started getting its crawl on there
for a second.

Speaker 14 (01:00:53):
Boy, And I'm gonna go as far as to say,
I think there's a part of you that might have
enjoyed that a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
There was a second I was in the zone and
then it started crawling out my arm and I lost.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Yeah, it's self aware. Nice and it's over. Nice job.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Don't you feel good that you've just faced your fears?

Speaker 8 (01:01:11):
Guys, we'll leave you to that. I guess, have a
good day.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
I did. Yeah, I do feel like I faced my fear.
It doesn't.

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
Yeah, I mean that's a big deal. You've got severe rachnophobia.
So all right, Oh, nice job.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
All right, I'm gonna throw up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
And I think the case worked out well and everything.
It was a success.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Dude. It's kind of like the claws are kind of sharp.
I could feel it's like like sticking to me, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (01:01:38):
Yeah, they got a little claws at the end of the
little Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:01:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
How long How long do these things live?

Speaker 7 (01:01:44):
Depends? If it's a boy, which I think it is
when looking at it earlier, you probably got anywhere between
four and seven years. If it's a girl, twenty to thirty.
Ge Wow, so much The girl's job is to find
a hole and wait for the boy to come to
it to mate. Uh huh, so it's playing the long game.
The boy's job is to run around in open woods
and mate open doesn't mate with anything it can.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
What's the what's the biggest?

Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
I saw a video of a I think this was
from Australia of a spider eating a bird. It was
like a crow or something. I think they're good, like birdie, Like,
how big can a spider actually get?

Speaker 7 (01:02:16):
I mean the one I have at home. It's a
terrafos of Blondie, which is the goliathy goliath. My god,
she's about I would say, fourteen ounces and about thirteen
inch leg span.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
My question is who who are you as a child?

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
Why are these thirteen.

Speaker 7 (01:02:32):
Inch She's about this big?

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
That's thee wa That is insane.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
Like do you handle her or does she just kind.

Speaker 7 (01:02:42):
When they get to that size. It's more of a
mutual respect with a trance though. I've built her a
very nice bioactive encloser and she's got a nice, nice
hole she likes to hang out. She's got live plants.
I kind of let her do her thing when she
was younger handled her a bunch, but now it's like
kind of like it's past. She can she can do
her own thing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
How many bodies do you have in a storage there?

Speaker 6 (01:03:06):
Zero?

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Surprisingly well, Alex from Tropical Huts. It's importland on Division.
I appreciate you coming in and being the expert and
handling this because once it started calling it my arm,
I don't know what I was going to do. Like
I was, I just locked up.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
That's when you started to freak, for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
But we appreciate you very much, Alex. Everybody and be.

Speaker 5 (01:03:25):
Props to eight Z Pets for providing this lovely Mexican
red rumpts.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
That's right, and Laura is going to play with it
here and we'll put that on the webcam.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Yeah, and thanks to Wayne for bringing the Spider and
telling us all about Tanner as a freshman.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
He says, there's more. All right, we'll be back.

Speaker 11 (01:03:48):
And Bruce Sports here's Drew.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
Well, if you're keeping an eye on your NFL teams
through the preseason, you'll realize that that was probably the
closest you'll to your team because the third and final
week of the preseason will be used making final roster
cuts figure out who's gonna make the second part of
that roster. I was at a Dick's Sporting Goods looking
at some shoes and one of the guys working there

(01:04:15):
comes up to me and I had a Viking shirt on.
He's like, you know your team played today? Yeah, preseason game.
He's like, your team lost to my Patriots today?

Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
Is what happened? Okay, come on, it's the preseason.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
It just showed that. And I'm a guy who likes
a little juice, right, So the fact that you had
the passion going already and the preseason, I had to
like smile at that, because this is what we've been
waiting for, and quite honestly, it's been a desert wasteland
of sports and now it will finally you will come
up on the football oasis, both at the college and

(01:04:47):
pro level, which makes it all worth it. But you
do have blow ups in baseball. Seattle Mariners outfielder Victor
Robles was ejected from a minor league game yesterday with
the Triple A team in Tacoma. He was just supposed
to rehab his injury come back to the majors. Will
someone hit him with a pitch and he was not
having it.

Speaker 13 (01:05:08):
Man.

Speaker 12 (01:05:08):
The first pitch from Estes swung on and fouled off
on a pitch that hit him. He picks up the
bat and throws it at Estes. He's been tossed. He
is yelling at Joey Estes, and now he runs towards
the mount.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
And when he ran towards the mount, he did end
up getting ushered off. But then he grabbed a bucket
full of drinks and threw that onto the field. A
little bit of a temper and then anger management thing
going on. We'll see what the Mariners have to say
about that and major League Baseball because likely getting a suspension.
There's the sports.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Thank you very much. More of those stories at one
of five nine The brew dot Com coming up in
a few minutes. We're gonna check some of your talk
bag messages and text messages that are coming in. And
we still have another edition of Misconnections coming up later
on this morning as well. Yeah, Happy Monday. It's one
of five nine The Brew, Portland's Rock Station. Tanner Jew
and Laura.

Speaker 11 (01:06:02):
You're Drew and Laura Tanner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Okay, here he is. I put my arm in. Oh
it's crawling up Alex's arm. Oh my god, Oh god,
it's on my hand. It's on my head. It's on
my hand at the timer. Son of a pictures on
my hand at the timer. I can feel it. I
can feel it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Where's the timer?

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Oh my god. I'm gonna look it in the eyes
to let it let him know I'm I'm in charge.

Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
You're not looking.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Oh I can't look at it. Oh my god, it's
moving around of my fingers. Tell it to stop moving.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Come on, look it in the eye.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Oh, I can feel it. It's close, are kind of sharp.
Look at that. It looks like it's about it. I
don't know what noise I made there. It's liked to
look at it. It is for you.

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
Oh yeah, Tanner, you're taking this like a chance.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
We're gonna take the start.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Let him get him. Oh god, it's crawling in my arm.
Get it back. Fourteen was doing fine until it crawled
up my arm.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Yeah, compromise that it started coming towards the hole.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Because yeah, you feel the little legs. It was coming
towards the hole, and I was afraid it was going
to get loose in the studio and then it would.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Kill Cave yeah, I could have got up a sleep
and Tommy caved.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
It pretty gross. Video will be online if it's not already.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
It's up.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
It's Are you feeling some relief?

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Yeah, I'm glad it's over. And it wasn't that bad.
It is so all in my head, you know. I mean,
it is gross. I don't like spiders, but I'm aware
that it most most of it's built up in my head.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
I think all those things like that, you know, like
whether it's surgeries or even getting a shot, you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Build it up and then you're like, that was it.

Speaker 14 (01:07:37):
Well, I think the slow movement of the tarantula is
more alarming than the fast movement. Just the creepy Yeah,
just that like real slow pronounced like lass so.

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
Armed because I almost feel like you it's doing something.
It's like trying to feel you out. When it's just
puts like one arm up and it's like should I.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Bite or not? Fast, it's just trying to get out
of it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Well, it wasn't that nuts though, that Like, after we
took a break, he told us that they can sense
your movement through their little fur hair, their hairs, and
so when Tanner was walking towards it, the guy told
us that it was sensing him. He has terrible eyesight,
but it's sensing him through the hair. It can only
sense darkness and light through the eyeballs. Yeah, it's about it,

(01:08:20):
and everything else is going through like wind coming off
of the hair.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
They're fascinating, disgusting creatures and they should be destroyed. This
text comes to us from seventy six to seventy five.
This says, do it again, I missed it. Well, we
got videos online. You'll be able to check out the
podcast later. That's right at one five nine the brew
dot Com. This text from thirty forty nine says, congrats
were pushing through that you didn't freak out as much
as I thought you would. Seventy six seventy five also said,

(01:08:47):
oh that's just about the super Bowl anyway. Yeah, it's
a good thing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Is you never broke like he didn't. You know when
people are like like you never went.

Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
To that, it did Tanner. Yeah, Tanner, you're taking this
like a chance.

Speaker 8 (01:09:02):
We're gonna take the start out.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
I take it back.

Speaker 5 (01:09:08):
That was that was pretty good. But like you didn't
rip your arm up out of the thing or anything.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
I almost did.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
It would have cond out you know, have fallen on
the floor or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:09:17):
Yeah, and then he would were you looking out.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Your little buddy, Yeah, I was looking out for me.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Yeah, because if it hits the ground, it might get
to my leg.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
And then I just leave and by uh So, anyway,
we got some texts or sorry, some talk pack messages
coming in through our iHeart Radio app, said us one anytime,
download the app for your phone if you don't have it,
Warn bro, crew, this is Big John. Hey Tanner. I'm
proud of you, buddy.

Speaker 11 (01:09:41):
You conquered your fear of spiders and uh yeah, maybe
you could take it home.

Speaker 8 (01:09:47):
It's kind of like a cat with more legs and eyes.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
Yeah, I'm not taking an home, No thanks. That dude
had a bunch of them, though, that Alex, Like he
said he.

Speaker 5 (01:09:55):
Had a goliath bird eating spider.

Speaker 14 (01:09:57):
Yeah, but if you're gonna get a pet, I mean really,
it's not bad. He feeds it like every three months.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
Yeah. Yeah, like you barely got to take care of
the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
He also has a black widow that he keeps alive
at his house. That's a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:10:10):
Yeah, I love I love how he was like, yeah,
I have one, but I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
I don't hold it or I don't handle it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
Yeah, So thanks to as He Pets for the spider,
thanks to Wayne forgetting it for us, and thank you
to Alex from from Tropical Huts on Port in Portland
On Division for for coming down here and sharing his expertise. Also,
you know, we didn't know who was going to win
the bet last week, if it were going to be
me or Beefwatter obviously Beefwatter one. But before all that,
we had to set up, you know, things on our end.

(01:10:37):
We had to get the spider ready just in case
I lost. We had to get the pediatrist ready, just
in case Beefwater lost. And I got a hold of
such a cool pediatrist. Uh. And he's from the Corrective
step foot Health Center here and tigered their Their website
is corrective step dot com.

Speaker 13 (01:10:55):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
This guy's name and uh it's it's one of those
very sophistic cadd sounding doctor names, doctor Ishi Row. Yeah,
I mean I don't know for sure. I mean I
think you're right, easy Row. He was a very cool dude.
Actually there was a miscommunication and you showed up here
this morning anyway, in Casey's ready. He was ready to
look at your toes. He even gave us a packet. Well,

(01:11:17):
they gave us a beach, Drew, what about have It's.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
Pretty cool that he like took the time to like
put together what looks like almost like a plan. Here
look at one of these tanners. It looks like a
plan that beef water could take home without needing the
help of the room.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Doctor e Si Row, thank you for this. This is
like a full ten step plan, a step by step
plan to fix your toast. You don't even have to
show us now, you just follow this plan.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
No, I think you know, if I bet soak.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
My feet and bone broth everywhere, I don't think that's
gonna work.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
It might help a little.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
I'll ask doctor easy Row. We've been texting this morning,
but he.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
Seems like even stuff to do when you get out
of the shower, to dry your feet in a certain way,
doing certain things that help not just get rid of it,
but to ward it off on returning.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
And look at number three which is highlighted, Drew.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Yeah, the turb benefit, which is the solution that you
use in order to try and help with this issue.
It's available at your local pharmacy.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
So what do you think beef. I think that's good information. Yeah,
are you gonna actually go do it?

Speaker 7 (01:12:19):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
I mean you can't. I mean that's what he kept saying.

Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
He always said he was he That's was his response
all along.

Speaker 18 (01:12:25):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Yeah, Well, if you ever do want to show us,
I'm just saying, if you ever want to show us,
I know you won so you don't have to. But
if you ever do want to show us, we got
a guy, doctor e ci Rowe over at over at
the h He's a corrective step put in Hell Center.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
This is a pretty legit looking place. It's worth the look.

Speaker 5 (01:12:42):
Yeah, because my foot. Actually I did some walking today
because I went to the soapbox Derby on Mountain Tabor
and I was walking all over.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
The place and my foot.

Speaker 5 (01:12:52):
Yeah, my dog's at barking, so maybe I need to Well,
they did need to check them out.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
That's good to That's good for you to go to
these guys because as they do specialize in that also
all kinds of other things. So if you have any
problems with your feet, they'll get you dialed, including a fungus.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:13:08):
Well, I appreciate you wrangling him out of the woodwork.
And that is very good information.

Speaker 13 (01:13:14):
To have.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
He was a great check it out. He's a great dude.
Doctor E.

Speaker 6 (01:13:16):
C Roe.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
You can check him out. Collective Step Foot Health Center.
They're here and tigered. Corrective Step dot com is a
website or you can call them have five zero three
six two four zero three six'. Four so thanks to
them for that. Nice appreciate those. Guys. Uh someone, Says,
tanner you got balls of. STEEL i don't know about.
That i'm just GLAD i made it without passing.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
Out, well that and you didn't welch on a, bet you,
know and that's that's really what matters at the end
of the.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Day someone, SAYS i like How tanner wore a nice
dress shirt for The. Spider he dressed. Up i'd wear
this shirt all the.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
Time, yeah BUT i also dressed to. Impress.

Speaker 5 (01:13:53):
Yeah you don't want you don't want feel, good you
want to think you're a slou try.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
Anything, yeah but before, it it's like look, good feel like.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
All, right how are you feeling? Bee if you feel? Good,
Good i'm. Glad it's.

Speaker 14 (01:14:04):
Done we made it to The we made it to
today and this is WHERE i was hoping to get.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
To so we're.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
Done we did.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
It and also we made Our bacon Of beer announcement this,
morning so if you miss, that you'll be able to
check out in the podcast as, well and we'll tell
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just a little. Bit i'm still coming down from the
Whole spider. Thing, yeah you, know my my adrenaline was,
high super, high and So i'm still coming down from.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Him but it's like when you get in a wrestling
match with a buddy or or a fight and in
the on the playground and now you're in that.

Speaker 17 (01:14:46):
Post, Yeah i'll be all.

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RIGHT i haven't passed out quite, yet AND i didn't
put my. Pants so someone sent a texting and it
is very happy That i've not put my.

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Laura Portland's Rocks station ONE o five Nine The brew Its,
Tannered jew And. Laura so it was a big weekend for,
everybody Especially. Laura she was out on the bout again
like she always, is doing. Stuff hit up The, box
what is? It did the Soapbox Dirty Snapbox terry On Mount.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
Tabor and was that a big? Party it was.

Speaker 5 (01:15:43):
Very, fun lots of lots of. People it's just really
cool because it's a free event and it's so. Fun
and actually one of the first PEOPLE i ran into
at the. Beginning you can go around the top and
just look at all the derby cars, yea and one
of them at a certain point one woman was Like,
laura AND i looked AND i was, LIKE i don't
know who Was, like AM i supposed to know who
this person?

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
Is, LIKE i feel like my they just like panic the.

Speaker 5 (01:16:05):
Listeners, yeah so it's this woman Named paige AND i
feel bad because they didn't get the other guy's name
because he was about to go down the. Racetrack, rude
BUT i, know but he was rocking a sweet. Mullet
they had one of my favorite derby. CARS i think
it was like the crocodile From hook and then there
was like an outhouse.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
On the back of the.

Speaker 5 (01:16:25):
Car that's, awesome and they just like went down and
they were REALLY i feel like they were really.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
Fast did you see anybody crash BECAUSE i, MEAN i
hate to say, it BUT i love watching fun crash.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
Out, YEAH i did.

Speaker 5 (01:16:35):
Not there was a corn on the cob one that
was looking a little, precarious like.

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
When it came, down it was like wobbling pretty.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Bad BUT i.

Speaker 5 (01:16:42):
Didn't see any, crashes which is probably for the.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
Best, yeah some of these guys try to hit a
ramp and they'll just go ass over teakettle and, yeah
fly across the road Dead Man's corner or.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Whatever you.

Speaker 5 (01:16:53):
KNOW i want to Be The Bloody mile is like
the fastest Stretch i'll call.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
It, Yeah i'd love to get involved in, someday have our,
show get our own derby.

Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
Car JUST i, mean we looked into, it but it's so. Involved,
yeah LIKE i don't know how to build those. Things,
YEAH i don't know how to build, that but maybe we, could,
uh maybe we can get on with somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
ELSE i wouldn't mind doing it. Though i'd put some
pads on and drive that thing down a.

Speaker 5 (01:17:15):
Hill totally, scary well oiled machine. Too they've got it. Together,
yeah it's very.

Speaker 16 (01:17:20):
Fun.

Speaker 11 (01:17:20):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Uh laurid did take some some, footage you, know some
videos of the Soapbox, derby which she'll have online here
if it's not. Already it was on My.

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
INSTAGRAM i can probably put it, Back, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
Yeah put that up and then we'll put it on
our blog as. Well one of five nine per dot. Com,
Also laura over the weekend did an unboxing of A
La booboo.

Speaker 6 (01:17:40):
Doll.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
Yeah have you heard about these? Things, yeah the creepy,
teeth these little.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
DOLLS i guess these Lab boobo dolls are like they're
all the rage right. Now it's it's kind of like
when like The ferby was, popular or beanie babies or. Whatever,
tellton who is the?

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
Market is?

Speaker 6 (01:17:54):
It?

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
Adults is? It because when my children did not know
what it?

Speaker 5 (01:17:59):
Was which because LIKE i asked around a bit LIKE
i asked my, NIECE i asked my sister in law
LIKE i asked you For Lucian, jojo and everyone was, like,
Nah SO i feel like the people who are buying,
THESE i think are like teenagers and young.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
Adults, okay, Yeah and you went out and bought one.

Speaker 5 (01:18:20):
YOURSELF i did BECAUSE i was just curious to know
what it was all. About AND i just happened to
see that they had been restocked at a local, shop
AND i was, like all, Right i'll go, In i'll
buy a laboo Bu how much The LABUOBUO i purchased
was seventy five.

Speaker 16 (01:18:40):
Dollars depending on which one you, get you can resell
them On eBay for up to like three to five hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
Dollars did you get a good? One?

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
NO i did.

Speaker 5 (01:18:56):
NOT i got one that's selling for just like normal,
price BUT i did pay extra for like the secret bombing.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Pay so these things Are i've never really heard about
The loo boo boos into the last couple of, days
but people are paying seventy five dollars for a, tiny
little nothing of.

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
Nothing it's like a little stuffed.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
Animal more decided to do an unboxing video yesterday On.

Speaker 5 (01:19:16):
Instagram this was by, request by the, way somebody was,
like you have to do you have to live stream a?

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
Video, yeah a toy that size normally at that little,
size about seven dollars at the, Cap like it's just.

Speaker 5 (01:19:30):
To give you any. Idea people like them there. Exactly,
yeah and people hang them from their bags and. Stuff
so there's you're. Doing, yeah so, old you're a grown.
Woman i'll show it to.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
You you didn't fit any of those. Demographics you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Explained you've got this thing dangling from your bag this
la boo.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Boo, yeah it is a brightening little. Thing you scared
my kids when you brought it, up so.

Speaker 5 (01:19:55):
SORRY i figured they would know because you know all
kids in lake. Asweego i'm seventy for, that seventy five
years for this little, guy and that thing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
Is worth three bucks at, MOST i mean.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Seventy they're making it. Kill laura films herself doing an
unboxing video On instagram.

Speaker 5 (01:20:14):
Yesterday, loa AND i, know you know when you go
live and it's just really awkward at first first and
you're having to cook through.

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
It that's what. Laurs and that's the noise she made
when she went live.

Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
LOA i, know AND i. Know oh my, gosh you
guys are my only two right. Now, People we're getting,
More we're getting.

Speaker 4 (01:20:34):
More this is so.

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
Exciting this is your First instagram. LIVE i do it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:39):
Probably BECAUSE i, DON'T i mean unless we're doing it
for work or, something BUT i never post them on
my personal.

Speaker 4 (01:20:43):
Page this is. It this is the. Moment wait out.
Here so this here's the la boo.

Speaker 5 (01:20:50):
Boo first of, All i'm going to give everyone thanks
for coming.

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
Everyone CAN i just say you never get to give
me crap about my nerdy stuff? Ever?

Speaker 5 (01:20:58):
Again, well this IS i don't collect, these, Like i'm
not going to.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Spend seventy five dollars on. That and then did an
unboxing video IF i did. That IF i did, that.

Speaker 5 (01:21:06):
But my friend was, like you have to do a live.
Stream SO i did a live stream and she was,
really she's gonna knit some clothes for.

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
It haven't you done unboxing videos of? Toys?

Speaker 9 (01:21:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
Yeah so you're you guys are equal called me nerd well.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
Because you're like genuinely excited about.

Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
It you're.

Speaker 4 (01:21:22):
NOT i, MEAN i, DON'T i. DON'T I annie just,
asked who are we hoping? For do we. Know are
you referring to the la boo boo BECAUSE i.

Speaker 5 (01:21:30):
DON'T i don't. KNOW i don't know BECAUSE i got
the secret. One so there are six like. Known first of,
all this is the big into energy la boo. Boo
there are different. KINDS i didn't know anything about this
UNTIL i went to the story.

Speaker 4 (01:21:48):
Yesterday but, okay so there are six.

Speaker 5 (01:21:52):
Like main ones, love, hope, serenity, luck, happiness and Loyal.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
God so is part of the reason you're doing the
live was because you were so financially invested In?

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:22:02):
PROBABLY i was, like, LOOK i have to make this
worth my. While AND i will tell you if you
watch the, video you'll get to this point in the
video because the reveal is like much further down the.

Speaker 3 (01:22:11):
Line you have to listen to me ramble on for a.

Speaker 5 (01:22:13):
While, okay BUT i am really disappointed about the ONE i.
Got first of, ALL i thought that it was not
going to be like one of the normal ones BECAUSE
i paid extra for the secret.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
Box but then that is worth that is worth a.

Speaker 5 (01:22:28):
QUARTER i got love and it's bright, pink and you
guys know, me pink isn't really my.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
Color how much is a claw machine is it like a,
quarter sometimes fifty maybe a.

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
Dollar it's a little more, now maybe a dollar if.

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
You're like like a big owls or something that is a.

Speaker 5 (01:22:41):
DOLLAR i want to tell you, THOUGH i had a
lot of people be, like oh my, god where did
you find? That like people were hitting me up trying
to figure.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
You never get to say anything mean about my nerdy.

Speaker 5 (01:22:50):
Stuff, again you're at the PopMart On. Hawthorn it's kind
of like tucked away.

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
From the.

Speaker 5 (01:22:59):
Street but they had a bunch of them WHEN i
went On. Saturday so if you're interested to go pick
one up if they still have them.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
Anyway, ALSO i, lied did you shake the box into
the camera?

Speaker 4 (01:23:10):
Anymore this was for my, niece but really it was.

Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
Not it's for.

Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
Me, Okay so without further ado.

Speaker 5 (01:23:17):
Shake him the Labooo's and someone made reference to the
fact THAT i can't hold still.

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
Buzzy he's resilient or. SHE i don't.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
Know, okay are we?

Speaker 12 (01:23:25):
Ready?

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
Right are we? Ready i'm not really big reveal the.

Speaker 5 (01:23:29):
Unboxing we've seen it, First la boo. Boo, okay here we,
go ripping the top. Again this is the secret la boo.
Boo so it's a big mystery.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
Seventy five dollars for a fifty.

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
Item oh my, gosh.

Speaker 5 (01:23:50):
This is top.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
Quality when you're ripping the box all.

Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
Up oh.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Unboxed. UP i don't ripped the box, up AND i
tried to be.

Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
Gentle it comes in a mystery, bag double.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
Bag just can we just put the video online so
people can.

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
Get to the point WHERE i opened the open the.

Speaker 5 (01:24:11):
Bag we went this. Long we're committed, Already, drew take
that thing and punt it into the.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
Road it's very. Pink seventy.

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
DOLLARS i was going to, say you better.

Speaker 4 (01:24:26):
Not, okay here is my mystery.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
Is all, right very.

Speaker 4 (01:24:32):
GOOD i believe there is a, car.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
So glad we waited for.

Speaker 5 (01:24:35):
That SO i really wanted like it's a better when
you watch it with like all the, excitement but like
it's a little, cute, RIGHT.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
I mean the teeth that gets. ME i Mean drew's
kids said it's freaked him.

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
OUT i mean it is a little.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
CREEPY i just can't believe you spent seventy five dollars on.

Speaker 5 (01:24:52):
Them, well it wasn't WHEN i went into the. STORE
i wasn't planning on spending seventy five dollars and then
they were just like seventy five, bucks AND i was,
like oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
Oh, Yeah well at least since it was so, expensive
wear it on your.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
Bagheers, Yeah i'm.

Speaker 5 (01:25:08):
Yeah everyone's gonna be, like you're way too, old, right
what are?

Speaker 12 (01:25:11):
You one?

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
Hundred no? More no more critique in my statue collecting
in my?

Speaker 5 (01:25:15):
Comics, fine you, know BUT i won't be getting these
delivered to the radio. Station all, right that's.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Fair hell, Day but it's a. Stab we're commercial. Free It's,
Tanner jo And laura on The.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
Brew you're listening To drew And. Laura drew And.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
Laura portland's rock station one oh five nine The. Brew
It's Tanner jew And.

Speaker 6 (01:25:37):
Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
Ah we got a text from thirty eight twenty. Six
it says we want bacon and. Beer, well we're gonna
give it to. You you got. IT i didn't mean
for that to sound so aggressive we're gonna give it to,
you but we. Are we announced it this. Morning our
Next bacon And beer is going Down september, Twelfth that
is A. Friday we'll be broadcasting live From Milwaukee Portland's Elk,

(01:25:58):
lodge which is kind of by The. Bomber we you
know where that used to be kind of tucked back.
There this is our tenth anniversary For bacon And, beer
so it is a decade of, debauchery.

Speaker 2 (01:26:07):
Ladies, yeah and we're going.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
Big we are going. Big show up between six and ten.
Am we'll be broadcasting, live giving away free bacon everyone
who shows, up tons of, prizes concert, tickets. Games we're
gonna have a metal scream, contest some stand up comedians.
There we're going to have a karaoke. Contest we're gonna
have a spit load. Contest a lot of. Action, yeah

(01:26:29):
a lot of things are going down At Bacon. Beer
and there's still so much stuff that we haven't confirmed,
yet so but it is. Happening stay. Tuned september, twelfth
save the. Date so our First bacon And beer Since.
February it's been a long.

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Time, yeah start planning it now so you don't have
to be, like, well you know, what it just came
up on, me, right lots of time to plan.

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
It bacon And beer a decade of. Debauchery he's coming
Up september twelfth at The Milwaukee Portland Elks Lodge Elks
Lodge number one forty two by the, way that's, right
and we'll be broadcasting live from six to ten am
in full one of five. Nine in bre dot.

Speaker 11 (01:27:01):
Com you're listening to Dan Or drew And Laura drew And.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
Laura we were talking About laura doing a live. Stream last.
Night she was doing A La booboo doll. Unboxing, yes
these New lubooboo dolls are all the rage right. Now
she spent seventy five dollars on this thing.

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
And then upwards of an hour opening.

Speaker 5 (01:27:21):
It, well you got. It you gotta hype it, up
you gotta build up the.

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
Excitement someone sent us a text messaged from twenty four to.
Eleven they, SAYS i just looked up The labooboo character
and seventy five dollars is.

Speaker 5 (01:27:34):
RIDICULOUS i, yeah THERE'S I, Look i'm not arguing that fact.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
Because, laura you saw the ones that were like forty five.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
Bucks, yeah but the.

Speaker 5 (01:27:40):
First ONES i saw for like forty five. Bucks but
those were not the ONES i was looking. For they
were like littler and like, plastic and.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
They're popular because they're, awful you, know like They it
wouldn't be popular if it had a normal smile or.
WHATEVER i think people find it ironic that it's like
it's not a pretty, doll but it's, popular which is.
Fine it's just seventy. Five how dare?

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
You we got some talkback messages Through Ryheart, ready.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
W what's Up? Brooke?

Speaker 18 (01:28:08):
RIGHT i don't want to say some about these little boo.
Boos my wife's sixty three and she buys these stupid.
Things my daughter buys. Them these things are friggin. RETARDED
i got.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
IT i had to.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
DO i don't think they're worth the.

Speaker 18 (01:28:23):
Money so, YEAH i agree with, you, Guys, laura have
a good time with.

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
The, OKAY i want worth the. MONEY i won't buy
anymore as he's watching his daughter and his wife just
cook his bank account with the ugliest little things you've ever.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
Seen, yeah you can send us a talkback. Anytime just
download The iHeartRadio ap for your cell. Phone we got
more coming.

Speaker 6 (01:28:45):
In, hey question for, beef did you ever Give cannon
that walkman that you said you were gonna give him
win or lose on this blubber?

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
Battle he, did And i've got it in my hands right.
Now nice, one Nice sony sportswalkman FROM i don't even
know what, year.

Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
But it's probably a ninety or like an eighty.

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
Nine he, Got, yeah the cassette and the.

Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
Radio he, said he put fresh batteries in, it and
he presented it for a good.

Speaker 5 (01:29:10):
Battle that isn't that is an interesting, walkman because usually
they just like fold.

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
Out this is so anyone who grew, up when we grew,
up wanted or had this. Walkman this. Exact it's and it's.
Funny it's like almost water proof. Sport don't drop it near,
water don't put any water on.

Speaker 5 (01:29:29):
It don't use it in the.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
Rain BUT i appreciate the vintage skift that That beef
gave me this. Morning you, know.

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
Next time you pull out your old, tapes there you
go one more talk back to the.

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
App, hey brew.

Speaker 9 (01:29:41):
CREW i watched the video this. MORNING i Think Casey
beef water band listeners we got. Cheated casey would have
had his toes on the internet.

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
Forever.

Speaker 9 (01:29:51):
Disgusting everyone could see that. Spider he stayed still for thirty.
Seconds then he barely. Moved it was.

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
Nothing it was enough for me or.

Speaker 9 (01:30:02):
Something, no not in a safety box with a whole.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
Well we didn't want to drop the thing and kill,
it to be, honest Because tanner wanted to pull it
out of the, box so you can't blame them for.

Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
That we did that so it didn't. Die and, yeah
you fulfilled the bet.

Speaker 5 (01:30:15):
You break, it you buy it type of.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
Thing, yeah it was on my. Arm it crawled up my, arm,
dude which you can see in the in the. Video
SO i always a, critic BUT i do feel bad
because there are a lot of people who did want
to see his, feet and SO i feel LIKE i
let them.

Speaker 5 (01:30:26):
Down but, well it's never SAY i, mean it could.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
Happen, well the good news is he took the booklet
of how to fix his feet with him when he
left the.

Speaker 5 (01:30:34):
Room you better go check his office Because i'm sure
it's in the trash.

Speaker 1 (01:30:38):
Right, NO i think he's going to reach. Out this
doctor is a really great. Guy he's from The Corrective
Step Foot Health center and again you can check them
out at correctivestep dot com or call them at FIVE
o three six two four zero three six. Four they
would have been in studio today HAD i. Won SO
i apologize to the people who really wanted to see his.

Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
Feet and ask for doctor Is. Sero because he hooked
us up with all that. Information we'll have him on
the show. Eventually oh, yeah those feet are not. Done
we're not.

Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
Done, Yeah i'm not giving. UP i just we're here
to save a man's. Life, YEAH i gotta figure it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
Out, yeah we'll find a way back to.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
Him all, right let me get to one more talk.
BACK i, lied there's one, more and then we'll get to.
Misconnection yet this, ONE i think it's a bit off topic,
though growing a little bit off.

Speaker 15 (01:31:20):
Topic Did laura tell you about that incident that happened On?
FRIDAY i, went not stopped over there where she was
at it that rocket. Place her And john were So
john And, Laura but while we were, talking some lady
just started rolling down like a slope in her. Wheelchair
it was kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
Scary, man she almost hit the van and.

Speaker 8 (01:31:40):
EVERYTHING i was, like oh my.

Speaker 15 (01:31:42):
Gosh you, know it kind of reminded me a little
bit of The Naked gun part where he rolls.

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
Down from WHAT i, understand you saved this woman's.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
LIFE i didn't Our street Teamor. Jen she was the hero.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
And laura was gonna just film.

Speaker 4 (01:31:55):
It.

Speaker 5 (01:31:56):
Yeah, no WELL i may, have BUT i didn't turn around.
Time when by the TIME i turned, around she was,
like well on.

Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
Her, way what the hell?

Speaker 5 (01:32:03):
Happened her, caretaker Who i'm assuming is her, son must
have just like let go of the, wheelchair thinking that
she was just gonna. Stand, YEAH i am.

Speaker 3 (01:32:15):
Done he was chit chatting and.

Speaker 1 (01:32:17):
His poor mom started to roll. Away she didn't say.

Speaker 5 (01:32:20):
Anything, no she was just quiet Until jen rapper and she,
goes you're my.

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
Hero she. Was she just accepted her fate and you
And john just flat footed standing.

Speaker 5 (01:32:31):
There well we, Were, YEAH i. DIDN'T i wasn't paying.
Attention i'm glad Thankfully jen was paying attention because that
would have ended.

Speaker 1 (01:32:39):
Poorly big ups To, jen who's been to Our bacon
And beers to help. Out we appreciate her on her
street team for saving that woman's life At laura's. Remote
can you imagine if that weren Like jeff Gen ol
was just in, here what if he had to report
that at a at A Tanner jew And laura event
rolled to her.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
Death, WELL i hope they would open that there were
free hot dogs, there and then close there.

Speaker 5 (01:33:00):
Were free hot dogs and see that people were.

Speaker 1 (01:33:03):
Distracted, NO i think that maybe you put that at the,
end like a poor woman died, today but there were
free hot dogs and.

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
Lots of happy people with hot dogs in. Half oh,
yeah you can't save, them. Mom i'm glad we saved
that one.

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
Though this text comes to us from twenty three ninety
six and, says are you guys still going to be
doing a live show While drew's on? Vacation, Yes drew
flies To ireland, tomorrow BUT.

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
I will be here tomorrow with you.

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
Guys, yeah So i'll do one more show with us,
tomorrow and, Yes laura AND i will be. Live Pe
fodder will be here with.

Speaker 5 (01:33:31):
Us and, yes and we'll don't worry about.

Speaker 1 (01:33:35):
That all, right let's do this real.

Speaker 11 (01:33:37):
Fins and now missed connections, Quick, Tanner drew And.

Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
Laura all, right these are real miss connections that we
found On craigslist just. Yesterday we scour the internet every
week looking for the weirdest and creepiest. Misconnections and oh,
yeah hopefully we can bring people together and realize that
they're being. STOCKED i need to Call thorny's. Immediately, yeah either,
Way i'll kick this off. Today this one's Titled It's It's.
Violet i'm. Sorry OH i don't know what that, means, like,

(01:34:06):
oh Maybe I'm violet by the. Way i'm, Sorry, yeah, yeah,
YEAH i THINK i unmatched you On tender on. ACCIDENT
i don't know what. Happened we were talking about bread
and pumpkin patches and gay childhood. Memories it was really
sweet AND i didn't want to do. That, WELL i
feeling you maybe may have been. Unmatched, YEAH i was gonna.

Speaker 5 (01:34:23):
SAY i think maybe you were.

Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
Unmatched it wasn't an.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
Accident they did the Unmat laura sent like one time
a guy Asked laura on tender or maybe his. Bumble he, goes,
uh what books are you reading right? Now And laura,
Goes i'm reading Smut and the guy didn't even. Respond
he just immediately.

Speaker 5 (01:34:38):
Unfollowed and it wasn't even Like i'm reading a porno.
Book it was, like, Oh i'm reading this book book
called blah blah. Blah it's actually. Smut but you, KNOW
i needed a palette cleanser for the.

Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
Beginning of the.

Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
Year any why would he unf Like i'm thinking the
girl reads, smut this is.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
AWESOME i think he's gonna get.

Speaker 5 (01:34:54):
Weird he gave me like pretty pretentious vives AND i was, like,
okay is just like he.

Speaker 1 (01:34:59):
Want a w.

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
Solo M you're, Like i'm gonna lock you in a
bedroom and make you. Cray is now what you're?

Speaker 4 (01:35:07):
Into?

Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
OKAY i got.

Speaker 5 (01:35:08):
One how about THIS wlw couple on a Picnic Sandy
River Beach.

Speaker 1 (01:35:14):
Saturday WHAT'S wlw Woman Loving Women?

Speaker 5 (01:35:18):
Women okay BECAUSE i see it in the next. Sentence,
yes you were a cute woman loving woman couple enjoying
a picnic along The Sandy river On saturday late. Afternoon
me queer boy with a bunch of straight, boys like
a fish out of, water secretly WISHING i was hanging
out with you. INSTEAD a bald eagle or two flew By.

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
Wow Freedom Portland Cello, Project Bandana The Month club At Washington.

Speaker 3 (01:35:47):
Park that is a lot going.

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
On, yeah you AND i were magically wearing the same
bandana From bandana The Month club By Zane. Vaughan you
know you caught me on my way out to believe
it or, not second cello concert of the, Evening SO
i was. HURRIED i think they're trying to, say hurried
we should have taken a. Picture i've never seen ANOTHER
botmc bandana in the wild, before so we have to

(01:36:12):
be my first to complete the match and make and
it makes me insanely. Happy want to be bandana.

Speaker 5 (01:36:18):
Buddies that's really weird BECAUSE i see botmc bandanas all the,
time don't you?

Speaker 2 (01:36:25):
Guys oh, yeah bandana in the month. Club yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:36:28):
Yeah this misconnection is Titled bucky the Bike.

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
Boy oh, Yeah bucky.

Speaker 1 (01:36:34):
Oh says you fixed my flat tire in like five
seconds with your spare. TUBE i was flustered LOOKING i
was flustered looking at your hands putting the tire back.
On WHEN i asked IF i could repay you by
making you, COFFEE i FORGOT i didn't have any coffee
at home and was just trying to get you to
come back to my apartment with. Me oh. Scandalous i've
got coffee, now if you're. Interested by the, way Is

(01:36:55):
bucky your real? Name it's got to be a.

Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
Fake, wow just trying to where's the? COFFEE i don't
have any twist a?

Speaker 3 (01:37:05):
Right we got time for another?

Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
One or WHAT i get time? For like two more.

Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
Cute Jimmy john's guy was at your turn?

Speaker 5 (01:37:11):
Dance all?

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
Right now you go ahead and Cute Jimmy john's.

Speaker 5 (01:37:13):
Guy do you want to talk about Cute Jimmy john's.

Speaker 2 (01:37:15):
Guy i'm just jumping the. Line, Okay i'll.

Speaker 5 (01:37:18):
GO i was eating ice cream Outside Jimmy, john's the
one next to Men, cheese AND i saw the cutest
guy ever filling the soda machine with ice fill my soda.

Speaker 1 (01:37:29):
Machines hard working.

Speaker 5 (01:37:30):
GENTLEMAN i like that he had black and White adidas
on AND i was wearing a bright pink. Shirt if
you see This Jimmy john's, Guy you're so cute email.

Speaker 16 (01:37:40):
Me.

Speaker 2 (01:37:41):
Yeah and in the bedroom also freaky fast, Right, Yeah
two Ladies Rooster rock Long shot here Yesterday Rooster, Rock
North main riverside Of Sand. Island you two were waiting
with your little dogs AND i was walking the. Shore
we exchanged brief pleasant trees as you were walking out
of the. WATER a bit, LATER i was walking back

(01:38:02):
by and stop to. Chat your dog was very. Protective
you two were really. Nice would love to chat again
or even go back to R R Rooster Rock Rooster. Rock,
OKAY i thought it was gonna be something super. Creepy
how DID i react to your? Dog tell, ME i don't,
know you know. What you freaked?

Speaker 1 (01:38:21):
Out you're.

Speaker 5 (01:38:22):
Weird i'd be, like stop yelling at my. Dog, DUDE
i don't know If Rooster rock is a place that
you want to be like hollered at though you know
WHAT i, mean because like you may or may not
have been wearing clothing at the.

Speaker 2 (01:38:33):
Time hey, Baby hey.

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
Waeney all, right coming up in a few, minutes we're
gonna find out what's trending and we're gonna check some
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Speaker 2 (01:38:44):
One, now what's?

Speaker 1 (01:38:48):
Trending all? Right online ads ONE o five nine in
the brun dot com you can see the video that
we shot this morning of The transla crawling across my.
Arm someone sent a text from eighty seven to thirty.
Seven it, says worst bit, ever we Want beef's. Toes
there's some people out There BEEF i want to see.

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
Him they had their dog in the, fight which is
you should be.

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
Passionate, Sorry i'll let you. Down.

Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
People you battled hard and you know less about his
toes and more about following through. Today and you did.
THAT i mean there was a lot that was, overcoming
a fear that you've had for many.

Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
Years, YEAH i do really really Hate. Trantelas and my
grandmother even sent me a text. Message mimi my ninety
three year old. Grandmother she sent me a text message
this morning and, said. Unbelievable you let a spider crawl
in your hand an arm without screaming on my, Dad
i'm so proud of.

Speaker 5 (01:39:36):
You you definitely screamed at he screamed.

Speaker 2 (01:39:40):
Bloody to give you a little bit of a.

Speaker 1 (01:39:42):
Pass, yeah she's proud of. Me let me call her real.
FAST i talked to. HIM i talked TO. MEMI i
texted her.

Speaker 14 (01:39:50):
Yesterday you did embrace it, quickly SO i got to
give you extra credit for.

Speaker 2 (01:39:54):
That like you put your arm in, There it got on, there.

Speaker 1 (01:39:57):
And then you just like settled into what was.

Speaker 3 (01:39:59):
That you were fine for a minut until it started
crawling on my.

Speaker 1 (01:40:02):
Arm, Dude once it quickly crawled up my, ARM i freaked.
Out let me.

Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
The fact that you and the spider left unharmed is
that's a.

Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
Victory, yeah you, know it's.

Speaker 1 (01:40:14):
Weird my grandmother AND i have the same last four
digits of our phone, Number. Destiny what just happened?

Speaker 5 (01:40:20):
On?

Speaker 1 (01:40:27):
Hello Hi, Amy, Hi, Hi i'm, good just calling to say.
Hello AND i saw that you saw the video of
the spider crawling on my arm this? Morning, YEAH i
saw that Own, Facebook AND i know you're scared of the.

Speaker 2 (01:40:45):
Spider, Yeah i've.

Speaker 1 (01:40:47):
Been i've been terrified of. Him do you know how
Long i've been terrified of? Spiders can you? Remember or
is this just something that's always been?

Speaker 18 (01:40:53):
There, okay slow down AT.

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
I, said HAVE i do you? Remember me always is
scared of. Spiders, yeah like a little, baby like you would, Say,
god grandson stopped being a little. Baby, WELL i know
if you saw a, spider you had to have somebody
else kill it because you couldn't do.

Speaker 2 (01:41:17):
It he did that all the way up until adulthood
because his girlfriend was in charge of.

Speaker 1 (01:41:23):
It one, Time, MIMI i woke one of my girlfriends,
up you, know WHEN i was with her and told
her to kill the spider because it was so. Big
it was the biggest Thing i've ever. Seen was carrying a. Boombox, me,
me it was.

Speaker 2 (01:41:33):
Big what did it feel?

Speaker 13 (01:41:39):
Like it just.

Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
Felt like, us you, KNOW i could just feel the,
claws you, know Like laura AND i were talking about,
it because she held it. Too you could just feel
it didn't hurt or. Anything you can just tell, her
like something sharp coming out of its, legs like a little.

Speaker 2 (01:41:52):
Claws but it was very.

Speaker 1 (01:41:53):
Fuzzy, yeah it was kind of cute, me, ME i
gotta be, honest it was kind of. Cute how did
you feel when it was crawling on? YOU i freaked.
OUT i did scream a little, Bit. MAMI i did
scream a little. Bit here was proud of. You i'll
play the clip of here's the clip of me screaming this.
Morning there you. Go that was just a part of

(01:42:16):
me almost. Vomiting that's.

Speaker 8 (01:42:17):
All there you.

Speaker 17 (01:42:19):
Go now he's got about Ten, okay, okay see if,
there he's running for The Tommy, Cave Tommy cave some.

Speaker 1 (01:42:28):
Time this isn't, Bad this isn't. Bad it's coming closer to.

Speaker 5 (01:42:31):
Me all.

Speaker 1 (01:42:34):
Right, oh that was the end of.

Speaker 2 (01:42:36):
It you she got the it's good for her to
remember you in your calmer.

Speaker 13 (01:42:40):
Moment.

Speaker 1 (01:42:40):
Yeah SO i only screamed a little bit of me.
Me it was. FUN i love. YOU i guess that was, it.

Speaker 5 (01:42:51):
All.

Speaker 2 (01:42:51):
RIGHT i don't think you can HEAR i think she
decided she couldn't hear, us and so that's why she
kept asking you. Questions she's, Like i'm Gonna i'm gonna
prep three questions And i'm saying. Goodbye all.

Speaker 1 (01:43:02):
Right uh, yeah we'll be back. Tomorrow you can see
that clip online at one of five nine in the
brew dot. Com and nice, job it's all over.

Speaker 5 (01:43:09):
Bea that was, honestly that was Really i'm very.

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
Impressed, yeah you loved. It you liked holding that, thing didn't?

Speaker 5 (01:43:14):
Ye it was really cute and.

Speaker 2 (01:43:16):
Fair you didn't steal, it.

Speaker 5 (01:43:17):
Very, fuzzy and it's little eyes just like looking at.

Speaker 1 (01:43:20):
You you got eight.

Speaker 2 (01:43:21):
Eyes you can probably buy one for a better price
than you spent on That La goo goo.

Speaker 5 (01:43:25):
Doll cold it's called A La boo. Boo and, no
that tarentula was one hundred. DOLLARS i only spent seventy.

Speaker 1 (01:43:34):
Five can you believe she spent seventy five dollars on
a la? BOOBOO i mean, NO i. Can't is your
daughter into? Labuobo? Yeah, no. Thankfully.

Speaker 14 (01:43:42):
No seventy five dollars seems a little steep for what it.
IS i, mean at the end of the, day it's
a stuffed.

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
Animal, yeah we get out of a, claw a little.
One and so so what is the hype behind?

Speaker 9 (01:43:54):
It for?

Speaker 1 (01:43:54):
One and why is it seventy five?

Speaker 5 (01:43:56):
Dollars it's seventy five dollars because they're hard to come,
by and they're is a lot of hype and it's
a lot of like if you get the blind, box
you don't know which one you're, getting and so then
you have to go back and buy more and more
so you get the whole. Collection but somebody From Black,
pink you, know black k pop, Group i'm aware yet
one of one of the, Members, lisa one of the
more popular. Members she, started you, know wearing them on her.

Speaker 14 (01:44:19):
Bags how do you know Who Black pink? Is BECAUSE
i do promotions FOR z one.

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
Hundred, okay, sorry yes that makes. Sense how do you
know ABOUT k? Pop there's a there's a WHOLE k
pop wave going on right.

Speaker 2 (01:44:31):
Now i'm going for a long. Time it's.

Speaker 5 (01:44:33):
Nauseating but, anyway that's that's why they've become so, popular
because they've been around for a.

Speaker 1 (01:44:39):
While, well you can See laura's unboxing and her la
boo boo and all that. Stuff it sounds Like i'm
saying something. Dirty CAN i see la boo boo boo? Boo,
Yeah i'm not gonna.

Speaker 14 (01:44:47):
LIE i know you know that we have a good
friendship AND i appreciate you very, much BUT i saw
you start to get into an unboxing video of this very,
item AND i scrolled right.

Speaker 2 (01:44:56):
Past that's so.

Speaker 3 (01:44:58):
Rude well did you see it?

Speaker 12 (01:44:59):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
YEAH i see.

Speaker 3 (01:45:00):
It isn't it?

Speaker 1 (01:45:01):
Cute, yeah it's just hard to focus on it with
all the Shame i'm.

Speaker 5 (01:45:04):
Feeling, well you need to work on. That.

Speaker 1 (01:45:07):
Yeah you can't ever make fun of me ever, Again
laura about my nerdy.

Speaker 5 (01:45:09):
Stuff all, right, FINE i mean that's that's all, right
that's not.

Speaker 2 (01:45:13):
Fair stick to that next time you get a box
or something.

Speaker 1 (01:45:15):
To be like nerd.

Speaker 5 (01:45:18):
Maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:45:19):
Maybe all, Right well go check it all. Out it's
online ONE o five nine in the brew dot. Com
we will see it. Tomorrow we've got more tickets to See,
pantera got them all week long to see Him saturday
night at The Tanner drew And Laura. Amphitheta we'll do
that at seven thirty tomorrow Morning Courts. Next It's, Tanner
drew And. Laura, bye