TD&L Full Show For Monday- Dipping The Bag

On today's show we heard about Drew's bag down a cliff into the river while backpacking this weekend. We also discussed the most attractive traits and the worst song ever!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Near lest you Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yo, what's happening. It is Monday. It's Monday, August eleventh,
twenty five, tan Or Drew in Laura week hard law
and I am feeling so lucky this morning, you guys,
so incredibly lucky.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Almost die. No, I didn't almost die.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
But you know, last week I was telling you that
on the way to work, they've shut down a turn
where I couldn't go left.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Yeah, and you were taking a couple of dirty lefts.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, a couple of dirty lefts I did.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I out of the course of a few days, I
took two dirty lefts, which.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Is not so bad at the hour you drive, it
is more tolerable.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, but I still feel bad. You know.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
It was ay, It's like a construction zone and they
just shut down a left turn, which is the main
left turn to get to the freeway.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
It's like the only way to get to the freeway
if you you have to go.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Way around if you want to get to the freeway
if you don't take this left turn, or do you
just do a little U turn? Guess which is what
I did so I get you know, yesterday I was
driving home from my mom's and I saw that a
cop pulled somebody over right there because they took a
left anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, and so they're on to the uh the game.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, because I think they know that, like they could.
They set this construction sign and said that, you know,
you can't turn the left, but people are going anyway,
so we need to get the cops out there.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Well, I you know, I saw a guy get pulled over,
and I was like, oh man, I guess I'm glad
I saw that because I don't want to I don't
want to risk it.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
So this morning, I'm driving to work and.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I was so tired, and I was like, maybe I'll
just go. I saw a guy three cars in front
of me, do it?

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Okay, So you're it's kind of pushing you in that direction.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
And I was run a little late, like always, and
I and I was just like, I don't know, maybe
I'll just turn the left. But at the last second
I decided not to. That guy turned left, and you know,
I just went around and took a U turn in
somebody's driveway.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, I got it.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
And so when I finally got back onto that path,
sure enough, there wasn't only one cop. There were three
cops lined up just like waiting, and they had pulled
that guy in the white pickup over.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Oh so you would have definitely been next.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah, because there's three cops there just sitting there waiting.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
So it's it became a let's.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Alleviate this right now.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
But to do it at this hour is also Yeah,
it's that's pretty in pretty.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Cop lined up, you know.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
But I'm just so grateful that this is what this
is a story about, when when doing the right thing
paid off.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
What I mean like a lot of times you just
like got whatever, don't care about the stupid sign, You're
just gonna go.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Probably saved you one hundred and fifty two hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah, because construction sign finds I feel like you're pretty steep.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, double normally.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
And then you got to think whatever the price of
the ticket, and whatever the price of going and getting
gas and get paying for parking and doing all that
to deal with the ticket.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I felt bad for the guy in the white pick
up though, because I'm like, why why are we shutting.

Speaker 6 (02:47):
The whole I understand good reason for this.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I don't understand it, Like maybe I'm sure they have
one right, but I just look at the scene and
I go, there's nobody here, there's no construction going on
at the moment.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yeah, do that during construction hour. Well maybe that it's
two clogged, but still it kind of defeats the purpose
of these people would just get to work.

Speaker 6 (03:06):
Yeah, but I guess now now you know, I do know.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
And I saw the cop giving the guy the right
act when I drove by too. I'm just so grateful
I dodged that bullet I could have been. You know, like,
that's not the way you want to start a Monday
with a.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Ticket guy in your window. What kind of dumb dumb
turns left into a.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Construction saw me, sir, and there, let me give you
a quick speech and then say I'm required by law
to write.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
You up anyway. Yeah, just don't just give me the ticket. Yeah,
I don't need the speech.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Dad, I'll take the speech if you're going to hold
the ticket, but you only get to give me one.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, I agree, speech or ticket. I agree. I should
just say that when he rolled on the window tickets.
I don't want to take either, but not both.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, So be careful out there, you know, you know,
don't want to see you get pulled over.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
On a Monday. All right, let's do this story.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
So I'm gonna go around the room sharing what we
think the biggest stories of the day are my big
stories that.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
I have dry ass mouth right now, Well, I'll drink
some water.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
I'll tell you that my big story is not going
to help your dry mouth or the conditions in this
room or anywhere else in town. The extreme heat warning
will continue today across much of Oregon, in southwest Washington
and Now. Of course western and central Oregon will get
it the worst, with the Willamette Valley having some areas

(04:24):
that will reach one hundred and five degrees. Now, remember
when parked in the sun, things like that, you're going
to go way up above those numbers. Amy car was
parked in a parking lot yesterday and it said it
was one hundred and eighteen when she got in Cheese.
Now that's just cooking a car, but still pretty ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Now, something to keep in mind.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
The hot temperatures can cause some heat illness, and since
the loads are only going to go down into the
upper sixties, we didn't get that nighttime relief that we
normally do. One hint is if you're going to be
out in the elements. You need a serving of water
every twenty minutes, so that's eight to twelve ounces I
low cup every twenty minutes. That sounds like too much,

(05:08):
but it's not.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
Yesterday I went out to my car right before bed
and it hadn't cooled down at all, and like there
was like this warm breeze and I was like, oh God,
tomorrow is going to be so hot. Yeah, so be
careful out there. My big story is that AOL is
shutting down its dial up Internet service after more than

(05:30):
four decades. Once a staple of an early era of
the Internet, the service one time boasted millions of customers,
certainly not the case these days. Even as late as
twenty fifteen, though AOL still had more than two million
dial up customers, that number has since since dropped to
the low thousands. So the service will be discontinued on

(05:53):
September thirtieth. I honestly didn't even know that AOL was
still doing that. But if you are one of the
few who still uses AOL dial up Internet, you got
to find another Provider's.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Trying to use up some CDs with preloaded minutes. But
I ran out a suit.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Ice and that was like the first Internet.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
And so when I saw that little you know, that
little you'd see the phone and you'd see how it
was connecting. It was like a three step face and
then you finally get online and.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
To go welcome, welcome.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
No, And I just I just god, I loved it
so much. And it's a piece of history.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
I mean, I know we all laugh at AOL because
it kind of fell by the wayside, but it was
definitely it'll always have its space and time.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
I think the big story of the day is scientists
have determined that just fifteen minutes of daily outdoor time
can reduce symptoms of depression, anxiety, and fatigue. I don't
know about this heat taking, you know, giving you Yeah,
maybe not for fatigue, but yeah. Research may analyze nearly
research analyzing nearly four hundred and fifty studies found that

(06:51):
brief nature exposures significantly.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Benefits mental health.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
The study, led by experts at Stanford University, revealed that
the even passive outdoor activities can be even effective and
boosting your your attitude.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Nice couldn't agree more. Spent the weekend in the woods
and feel good. Yeah you went hiking with yes, backpacking.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
That's nice. That was good.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
With mental health disorders on the rise, experts recommend integrating
nature exposure into daily routines.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Good thinking. Get out there in the woods. I do
love it, man. That's that's like it's where I find peace,
is like near a lake or something.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah, And we've got so much of it here, A
little bit of mental health at aro out every corner
for sure.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
And then you listen to the show and then all
goes downhill.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Right in ninety seven is on McLoughlin Chevrolet text line
coming up later on. Actually all every day this week,
all week, we've got tickets to go see Lincoln Park.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Honestly one of my favorite bands of all time. I
never got to see him with Chester, did you, Laura.

Speaker 6 (07:47):
You got to say yes a couple of times? Oh, man,
because that was a big I was a fanatic.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
I was too, But I.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
Just never wasn't here a lot too. I feel like
we didn't get a lot of opportunities.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah, because saw me.

Speaker 6 (07:57):
I think we're in Detroit all the time. It felt
like I said Project Revolution.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, yeah, I remember that. I just never I'm so jealous.
But the new singer what's her name?

Speaker 6 (08:08):
Her name is Emily Arms.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, I always ask that question, Yeah, because I always
forget because she's sole.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
I'm gonna be honest.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
I was really excited for her to join the band,
and then I got the album.

Speaker 6 (08:20):
There's a couple of songs, but I mean, they're still
going to be playing all the good ones. Mike Shanoda
and the whole gang is still there, so it's gonna
be a good show.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
And I know they're still working on new music and
they're gonna make a new album with her, and so
I'm thinking maybe they're just like, here's just get this
one and then once we build our chemistry, the next
one will be better to warm up.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah, some moment. Either way, they're gonna be here in September.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
We'll have your tickets at seven thirty this morning with
our new game two in the Lake.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
There's a great clip that's gone viral of a politician
is you know, slipping up during a press conference. He
was talking about America's two hundred and fiftieth celebration. I
believe it's coming up next year here yep, and he uh,
he was.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Talking about how big it's gonna be. And that's what
he said.

Speaker 7 (09:08):
It's going to be a gang bang like you have
never seen. We've been shend off from rockets. We're going
to enjoy at the package.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
The best part is like you can see people behind him,
you know, on a press conference, there's always like a
mob set behind him, like, what's up.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Squad, we agree with this dude.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah, And everyone as soon as he said gang bang
just started laughing, looking.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
At each other like but he didn't even It doesn't
even feel like he slipped up, Like it feels like
he meant to say it, because he didn't.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
I don't, but I don't think he knows what he means.

Speaker 6 (09:38):
He doesn't know what it means, I'm sure, but he Yeah,
you'd think that he would go back.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
And be like I mean, I think he thought we're
gonna get the whole gang together and it's gonna be
a big bang bang.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
I wish I had the clip of them telling him
what a gang bang was back stage, him saying.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
What's a gang bang? Why is everyone all up in arm?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Like, I just wish I had that audio glol, sir,
But we do have this one and that's good enough.

Speaker 7 (10:01):
It's gonna be a gang bang like you have never
seen shut rockets. We're going to enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Kind of get funnier the more you hear it.

Speaker 6 (10:12):
Yeah, the slow clap, Yeah, gang man really.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Clapping for gang Bang promised to be with them guys clap.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
So we'll put that clip online at one five nine
dot com if you're want to check it out. Nice
coming up all this week actually at seven thirty in
the morning, we've got your tickets to go see Lincoln Park,
uh with our new game called.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Two in the Link. That's right, it's very a fun game.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
We're actually gonna play you like one second of two
Lincoln Park songs and you just have to tell us
at least what one of them are.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Yeah, we got two chances to in the link.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, Like you don't need to necessarily get them both,
but you gotta get at least one, and we're only
gonna give you two options. And you know, if you
lose them both and you're not really a Lincoln Park
fan and don't deserve to be there, yeah, then you're
not going. So at seven thirty listen to win Drew
over the weekend. I know you went hiking with your kids.
It looked like a big.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Mob of people. Yeah, it was eleven deep.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
You guys went to Salmon Salmon River Trail on the
back end of Clackmus, so not too far from here.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Actually, I like that you don't have to drive. It's
only like an hour.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Yeah, And it's one of those things it's such a
nice trail and it's so close that you you have
to share it with people, but you just like hope
that there's still a spot for you next time because
it's so nice. But the further you hike, the more
spots you get. And we got a pretty cool little
spot right on the river.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
How heavy was your pack? Because I want to do this,
but I'm worried to, like, because I like to glamp
and bring a lot of stuff. Yeah, so like, you know,
how heavy was your pack?

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Would you bring?

Speaker 4 (11:41):
My glamping factor got put into check a little bit,
just because we do like to bring some drinks as
well and fluid ounces jeez, bra Yeah, that's a lot
and it swishes as you walk, you know, you think
about that when you're going up a hill or down
a hill, and so there's a lot there. But I

(12:02):
probably had a forty five pound pack before I put
like twenty five drinks on top of it.

Speaker 6 (12:09):
So how much did the twenty five drinks add?

Speaker 4 (12:12):
Like, what did you end mean that when you carry
a case, it's about like you pick up a full
case the twenty four cans. It's kind of like that
but laid on top. So the way there, I was
extremely labored, like my right hip flexer was kind of
starting to go. And but we got there was much
lighter on the way home when you have eleven people

(12:32):
consuming like crazy. And we we did a thing where
all the food that had been cooked that was part
of our garbage.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
We buried it.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
And you buried it like an old deuce, so you
don't have to carry out like noodles.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
And are you supposed to bary it? You're supposed to
by your garbage and.

Speaker 6 (12:48):
Not garb but like not like like packaging.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
No, no garbage, all garbage.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
We packages, Like, I don't think you're supposed to just
put like a trash bag in the ground and bury it.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Absolutely not. We left no trace.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Okay, that's the whole IDEA huge tool.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
And now I did see that they were They had
a sign when we got back out there that said
you weren't supposed to pump your water or not pump
your water. Uh, use soap in the water to wash
your dishes.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
But we had a really like soft soap, but still
wash them.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (13:20):
You gotta wash the dish. Yeah, but we had to
pump all our camping.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
I just like scraped the eggs off the pan and
just yeah, throw it in the fire.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
It's just you either oh yeah, you can't do the
fire fire.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
So everything that got put in that fire had to
be put into trash and then carried out.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
It's it's a bummer, Like I have a camp spot
for Labor Day weekend and not a national forest and
yeah's off, no, no, no campfires, which is a bummer.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
But I get it, you know, like I totally.

Speaker 6 (13:46):
Understand burn the place.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
And we were able to pivot. We brought some lights
stuff like that. You're pretty tired by the time it
gets dark. Everyone's got a head lamp kind of a thing.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
It's good for your kid man. You go out there,
you teach them about nature. You poop in the woods.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
Yeah yeah, how it's put open in the woods for
two days.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
Well, it was funny, right when we got there, Lucy
grabs you know, we have a shovel and a toilet paper. Yeah,
so she grabs it and she starts to walk off
into the forest. I'm like, hold up, you're going to
drop a deuce. And she looks at me and she's all, yeah,
Like what are you talking about? I have the shovel.
What a dumb question. But I just didn't think like
I thought that she would need somebody to walk through

(14:22):
for vishal.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
She walked right out there. Oh, dug it down and
then you know she had a could digmuld poophole dad.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Yeah, and she didn't. I mean, eventually her and her
cousins would go. I mean cause there are seven kids
and Lucy's the youngest. So it was not just great
for nature, it was she got to really feel like.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
A big kid. Well it sounds awesome. I'm I'm happy.
The pictures are great.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
You can live vicariously through us on her instagram at
one of five nine the Brew. And if you want
to go hiking, and if you need some information on
a good trail you sometimes, like for me, I feel
overwhelmed when I when I try to find a good trail,
and I like, well that one looks cool, and that
one looks cool, and that one looks cool. Laura will
of you a trail update every Friday. Another one's coming
up this Friday at nine am, and she's hiked more

(15:05):
trails than anyone in the state, I think, and.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
She'll be able to tell you if it's good or
not worth your time. Yeah, that is I'm trying to
build it up. Thank you.

Speaker 6 (15:15):
Definitely, I piked more than anyone anywhere.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Actually, don't herself a bit. We're trying to tease this
thing good here. So anyway, Yeah, Laura Friday, nine am.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Laura's Dusty Trails. Yeah, of the second and I.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Think next year you got to try a backpacking trip
on your dusty trails.

Speaker 6 (15:30):
I mean that is something that I've never done. I
just don't have any I don't have any backpacking gear.
There was everything else to be lighter, you know, and
it's just like that's a lot.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
There were girls who came to our they were walked
by us, and then an hour later they came back
and they're like, do.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
You guys have a stove we can borrow there's a
fireband the loan of a stove to survive. Wow, So
you'll be fine, Just go out there and beg for stuff.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Fat Thorston a text message this morning and said, with
the extra heat, remind everyone to pull out their canisters
of bear mace from the cars that they don't explode
like I did.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Your bear mace.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Oh man, I should run down and get yours and mine. Tanner.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Yeah, yeah, that would suck.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
It's exploding your car. You open your door and you
start crying.

Speaker 6 (16:11):
That actually is you know what, I don't have bear maze,
but I do have like an aerosol can in my
car right now, so I should probably pull that.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah, yeah, I get that. Get that.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
Yeah. It's definitely gonna be a heater, so it's going
to compromise whatever's left in there.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah, today it might even be hotter than yesterday because
you know, it just kind of sits.

Speaker 6 (16:30):
I think it is going to be hotter than yesterday.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Actually, I think like today and tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Yesterday hit one hundred degrees and the fact that we
just never got relief. You know, that court is sweating
on the ground.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
It says it's going to be ninety eight today right here.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
But they were saying that when we start getting out
right into these sticks, it's gonna.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Get over one hundred. I mean even just you know
in parking lots, play in places, you know, and they lied.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
To us yesterday. They said it was going to be
ninety something and then it was one hundred. Yeah, it's
like you just started to cook.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Well, you're gonna be very moisty today. If you're working outside.
We feel for you and we appreciate you doing what
you're doing, making our roads better than everything. Just drink
some water, hydrate.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
Water.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
We're such an afternoon heat. I hope your boss lets
you go home early.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
We got sports coming up next. What you have.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
It was a big weekend in the NFL, the beginning
of preseason.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
We'll tell you the results.

Speaker 8 (17:21):
And now, Bruce, here's Drew.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
This is pretty wild.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
UFC fighting has always been in two places, well not always,
but as of late you can find it on ESPN
Plus and sometimes it's on ESPN or ABC. But then
it also was on pay per view. Well that pay
per view has ended. You will no longer need to
buy pay per view to watch UFC, but there is

(17:50):
a caveat. You will need Paramount as they have just
inked a massive deal.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
This sky Dance Group is not.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Joking around like the drastic takeover of properties. At this point,
they're also the people who just penn South Park, right, Yeah,
well they will now pay the UFC one point one
billion per year for UFC fighting. Now, this is one
way to get all of us to get Paramount plus

(18:20):
who want to watch these fights, because it's going to
be the exclusive partner. Now you will have starting in
twenty twenty six some CBS nights where they do the
fight night thing, But Paramount plus is going to be
something that they'll be squeezing your wallet with UFC as
the dragon's head on that. Also, it looks like a

(18:42):
Seattle Mariner has the lead for most home runs in
the majors. Cal Raley has the major league lead at
forty five homers after blasting one last night and the
Mariners win over the Tampa Bay Rays. Now, what's interesting,
he's the only Mariner to get forty five homers in
a season other than Ken Griffy Junior, who did it
five times.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
So even Alex Rodriguez didn't.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
Pull it off. They had him sitting down there with
what do they call that thing that Poseidon holds a trident?

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Yeah, Trent, he's got that out there. He's like, ah, pretty.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Cool, go Mariners. They're having a hot season for once.
Let's finish strong. There's just sports.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Think you've had him much more on those stories at
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(19:41):
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or teachers, and you can, you know, nominate them for
this grand prize of five thousand dollars, which is gonna
get them you know, supplies for the classroom. Yep, pencils,
paper stuff, it's in you know, desperate need right now,
everything they need. So sign up right now iHeartRadio dot

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com slash teachers. Nominate a teacher in need, and uh,
it's going to be awesome for those kids. Yeah, lashroom
full of stuff.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
A lot of these teachers too, they go above and
beyond and do special projects, and that money would help
them fund those types of quarters.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Sure, who's your favorite teacher Laura in school?

Speaker 6 (20:18):
My favorite teacher's name was Miss Morse. She was my
fifth grade teacher, and she was my first teacher out
of like homeschooling.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Yeah, so it was oh wow, it was a.

Speaker 6 (20:27):
Big year for me.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Yeah. But she had to make Laura not awkward.

Speaker 6 (20:32):
Yeah, she'd deal with me and my weirdness, the awkward Laura. Yeah, thankfully.
Apparently it wasn't It wasn't too much of a challenge
because I'm just you know, I'm just cool like that.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
I think she finished the job.

Speaker 6 (20:43):
Yeah, well maybe not, but she was awesome.

Speaker 9 (20:46):
You know.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
It's wild.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
One of my favorites is still at my high school,
is it he or she? It's a man named mister Price.
He was a physics teacher. He's the guy who would
like have the cinder block broken on his chest and
set himself on to.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
The cool stuff to teach you physics.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
And he was in his rookie season as a as
a teacher when I was there. That's awesome, And you know,
I was a little rough around the edges at that point.
He was amazing and.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Hopefully he's still a teacher, like when your kids get
up to high school.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
So funny this year, my nephew who's seventeen, had him
as a teacher and he looks at the roster. I
don't have the most normal name. And he looks at
him and he goes, don't tell me, Drew's your dad.
And he goes, he's my uncle. And he goes, Oh,
thank goodness. But they're on the way if he can
hold a few more years. But I mean, we're looking
at close to thirty now.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Well nominated teacher. iHeartRadio dot com slash Teachers.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
You're listening to dan Or Drew and Laura Drew and.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Laura one oh five nine the Brew. It's Portland's rock station.
I want to go see the New Weapons movie over
the weekend.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Yeah, Sam, what'd you think? I liked it. I liked
it a lot.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
But before the movie, they ran a trailer for Tron
oh and nine in Nails apparently did the entire soundtrack
like they did at the Social Network movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
And I'm not a big Tron fan, but I gotta
be honest, the movie looked kind of rad.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Yeah. Nine inch Nails were here over the weekend.

Speaker 6 (22:01):
Oh yeah, they were, they were, They were here on Friday.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
I don't have a bitch. Yeah, damn it. I wanted
to go to that show I forgot next time. I've
seen him a few times. They're still good live. But yeah, the.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Movie looks good. Well, I'll put that trailer online here
in a few minutes at one of five nine in
the dot com. But uh yeah, uh Jeff Bridges is
back in that movie for Tron and what's his name?
Jared Letto. Oh I'm not a big Jared LETHELL fan, but.

Speaker 6 (22:25):
Oh, you say Jared Letto and immediately I'm like.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Yeah, he could get a hit. He looks like the
lead though, and I like him better and unsemble and
the same, same, same, because.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
He you know, let's be honest, he he what he
did to the Joker is like almost criminal.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
He can decimate a movie.

Speaker 6 (22:45):
Yeah, but I mean he was really good in Requie
Him for a Dream back in ninety seven.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
That was an ensemble Yeah right, yeah, that's true. Also,
this video is gonna be online here in a few minutes.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
So this kid was giving a graduation speech at you
guess his you know, graduation party. Yeah, and he slipped
up when he was trying to thank his sister. Uh here,
I'm gonna play it. Let's see if you can catch
the slip up.

Speaker 9 (23:07):
Its my wonderful sister that I've looked up to since.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
The day I was born.

Speaker 9 (23:11):
There are infinite things I could thank you for always
giving me, always giving me advice, taking care of me,
cheer me up, siding with me, Believe in me, believe
making me harder.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Make sure whoa making me laugh.

Speaker 10 (23:26):
Harder than anyone?

Speaker 9 (23:28):
Has never made me laugh.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Like that? Yo, yo, stress that stressed.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
That's feeling that my phone sisters. Sister's probably just mortified
making me laugh harder. Yeah, that's what he's trying to say.
That's right, not making me harder, said.

Speaker 6 (23:53):
No, I promise, no, boy, he's oh hey, yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
That on the sound of hockey. Hey, yol's like anything
to stop that.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Do not put that in the record book. Hey, well
there it is.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
There you go, all right, ninety one, nine to seven.
That's our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line all this week. We've
got your tickets to go see Lincoln Park. We'll play
our new game two in the link coming up here
at seven thirty this morning. But first we've got another
edition of Missed Connections. We try to connect people in
the local area. Coming up right after Queen. It's one
of five nine the Brew Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 8 (24:27):
You Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
In the last segment, we were talking about the nine
Inch Nails concert that was on Friday, which I totally
forgot about.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Until this morning.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, on a little butter because I really wanted to
go to that show.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
But we've got to talk back from this.

Speaker 11 (24:43):
Guy morning Ber crew went to the Ninas Nails show
on Friday. That was a hold my beer moment for
Trent and the Gang. Amazing show. I haven't seen anything
like that. Since they're seven eight tour, you should probably
think about going to the Seattle show, Tanner. It's totally
worth it, man day guys.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Yeah, I don't know if I can handle a five
hour drive there, but maybe maybe street right.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Yeah, I'm going all the way up there. Yeah, but
they're so great live. I got to see him.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
It was with you.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
I can't remember if it was with Soundgarden or Breaking
Benjamin or both. Maybe I saw him, I don't remember.
But because you know, you drink at these things you
drink every drop of your twenty seven dollars beer, right,
But I do.

Speaker 6 (25:24):
Feel it like what year was it, because I do
feel like nine inch Nails and Sound Garden could have
been a thing that.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
I do feel like they went on tour and I
feel like it was a Ridgefield or in Ridgefield.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
But I don't remember. So anyway, they're great. I do
know that.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
And by the way, Trent Resterer has been on that
same Quentin diet. He's just so the dude is yoked, yo.
He's so huge that it looks it looks weird almost.
It's like remember when Kara Toop got huge and you're like,
what the hell's going on?

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Too much?

Speaker 4 (25:52):
There is a line there's and it's like they should.
They just can't see it anymore. They're like, no more meat,
more more body.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Yeah. But yeah, they're gonna be great. You know.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
So if you want to go to the Seattle Show,
I guess, but damn, get to send me some pictures
if you went to Friday Show. Yeah, follow us on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok.
All the socials drew still on Grinder at one O
five nine the Brew.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
And now missed connections with Danner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
All right, so now time for another edition of Miss Connections.
These are real, right, Laura. Yeah, These are all from
the last few days that we found on Craigslist in
the Portland, Salem and Vancouver area.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
So hopefully we'll bring people together more like always help
you realize that you need to call the police immediately.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
I think we find love this week.

Speaker 6 (26:37):
I'm keeping my fingers crossed. I feel good about it, right, Laura,
you want to go, sure, I'll go first. This one
is just titled Jeff. Yeah, we and my friends decided
it's time to integrate a Jeff into the crew. We're
always saying things like definitely and that's jeffed up and
self defense and the Jeff penalty and do it jeffy,

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et cetera. My name is Jeff and you're chill. You
should send me at least two paragraphs on why you're
Jeff and how you're chill. Thanks.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
They're taking applications for Jeff's. Every group needs a Jeff.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
If you're a great Jeff, you should get in on that. Yeah,
this one's good.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Tight eye guy at Heavenly Donuts at the stop light.
I know This is a long long shot, but I
think it was around a year ago.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
I was in my.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Car leaving Heavenly Donuts parking lot with my mom. I
was wearing a tight ice shirt and you were wearing
a tight eye hoodie in the passenger seat of a
friend's car. We were trying to get my attention and
I was oblivious. You winked at me, and your friend
led us in ahead of you. Again, I am fully
aware that this is a long shot, but I'd love
to chat if if you were to see this post

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somewhere that is beyond.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
A long shot. Yeah, you got a wink on a
lead in.

Speaker 6 (27:53):
They just wanted to cut you off.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
And how long ago was it? A year ago?

Speaker 4 (27:57):
Around a year?

Speaker 3 (27:58):
She doesn't remember that, and if she does, she's gonna
be freaked out.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
You're both in tight eye, so I'm sure you were
definitely baked.

Speaker 6 (28:03):
For sure, and at a donut shop baked.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Yeah, yeah, totally thinking about you later.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Here's one titled don't be Hot on a bike in Portland.
Uh oh, it says you waved at me while riding
past wearing an open brown button up shirt and a
very rideable mustache. Oh, this is a very This is
a This is a very fast way to get me
to bowl you over with my car.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Please be safer next time.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Wow, that's amazing. It's like you're cute, but you're a
pain in the ass. You get out of the way
und your bike.

Speaker 6 (28:38):
This is dangerous. I called you grumpy? Is what this
one is called? Southeast Division. You helped me get what
I came for at your work, and we flirted pretty
heavily the entire time. You've probably you're probably like that
with everyone who comes in, though, but I'm wondering if
ours might have been a little bit more than most.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Trying to get a tip. Dude.

Speaker 6 (28:59):
Yeah, you you were a woman in demand as you
were helping multiple people, so I couldn't keep chatting with you.
But I'd love to flirt.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
With you some more. If you happen to see this.

Speaker 6 (29:08):
Tell me what I was picking up so I know
it's you. Yes, I know this is a long shot,
but I've been thinking about you ever since.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
Man, they get it in their head and it gets cray.
This one is magical.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
The Aquatic Park Dad in Milwaukee, Okay, yep, to the
Dad at the North clackhamis aquatic park with the gray
shorts on Sunday. Your size was impressive and much and
much appreciated.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
I kept waiting to make eye contact with you whenever
you were getting out of the water and adjusting yourself,
but it just never happened.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
That is, you're adjusting, let's hit the showers.

Speaker 6 (29:45):
Creepy.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
I mean, what do you do if you.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Wait for him to look at you and you huh yeah.

Speaker 6 (29:51):
Yeah, Well, I mean he was wearing those gray shorts.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yeah, what did he expect? Ould your clock out here
in Clacamus? And finally this, this one's titled silver Bartender
at Turn Turn Turn. You were the beautiful bartender with
faded silver hair at Turnturn Turn. You had a button
up shirt, overall's brown shoes and a dangly earring. I
wanted to tell you you were beautiful, that I was

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flustered by you.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
I was hope.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
I was hyping myself up to do it, but my
friends were leaving and I had to go. I had
bangs and curly hair with glasses. You complimented my nails,
and I was too nervous to make eye contact.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
You're gorgeous. I would love to text you.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Unreal they complimented you.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
They opened the door. Yeah, come on, they don't take
the chance.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
So many people do. All this is every week is
just people who were babies and didn't take the chance.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
They just halted at the finish line and now they're
super buttered.

Speaker 6 (30:43):
Also, once again, you know where this person works. Just
go back and do better next time.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Have great nails again.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
But isn't it weird till I hit on somebody at work?
I've never I hit on one girl at work once
because I thought, like that guy, I thought.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
They were flirting with me, but they're doing their job.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
And it was at the breeder place in Eugene that's
now been flattened, you know, remember that by the Valley
River Center or whatever. Yeah, so I thought she was flirting.
I am an idiot and think that often, and I'm wrong.
And so I asked her for a number at the end,
and she says to me, I'm actually moving to Portland, which.

Speaker 6 (31:14):
Is just that's just that means I don't want to
give you exactly.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Yeah, she probably she probably was never she's probably still
in Eugene.

Speaker 6 (31:20):
Well, I mean, at least you can go bartender is
somebody who you can go and strike up a conversation
with at least.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
If you see the bar alone.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
The conversation with the bartenders a little different. But I
just like a waitress or do you server?

Speaker 6 (31:30):
Sorry, yeah, that's okay, But most.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Bartenders this time are just like anyone else.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
They're earning their tip. Yeah you know when Amy was
a bartender. You're as kind as can be, but there's
a fourth wall.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Yeah, I wonder what, like, what tricks did you have
as a server, Laura to get people to pay more?

Speaker 6 (31:46):
Like what little flirting tricks? That was terrible? I was
not really good. I mean I can't hide my RBF,
so yeah, it was a.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
Bubbly outlook goes a long way and you don't really
want to throw that.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Let's hear from servers real quick. What is your trick
to get people to pay you more in you know,
in a tip? Do you do you lie to them?

Speaker 6 (32:05):
Like?

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Remember we read that story a couple of weeks back
where people were just making up stories about having kids
and being single and all shady. Are you doing something
like that? Are you coming up with a story or
are you uh you just are you just really like
good at being kind and schmoothing them what's your trick? Yeah,
I need to learn your ways there.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Sometimes they just make you feel good.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Mainly because you know, I want to learn your ways,
mainly because I don't want to be conned when I'm
when I'm.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Going back right through it.

Speaker 6 (32:29):
I think anytime you give a compliment, that's always a
good place to start, you know.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
So, yeah, you didn't have anything more like, oh you
have a nice jacket on or I.

Speaker 6 (32:38):
Mean, if I liked it, I might say something, but
I'm not just gonna pull something out of thin air.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Yeah, I don't think that was the business for you.

Speaker 6 (32:47):
I just tried to get a good tip by giving
great service you guys.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
But no compliments, No, no compliments for you?

Speaker 3 (32:57):
What is your What is your trick?

Speaker 2 (32:58):
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Speaker 1 (33:11):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
If you're a server, do you have a trick that
you know gets more tips out of people? And you
know Laura said you didn't have one. I know you've
never been a server Withdrew, but your wife aming was
did she have like a like a just like a spiel.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
Yeah, Well her shtick was it's a little easier when
you're the bartender because you can get to know people
over time. So she would do that. She would listen
to her regular's talk and retain the information. So you're
more of a friend have a friend relationship, but there
is a line, so's you.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Remember like names of people they you know they like
if you mentioned his daughter last time they were there.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
But like people who like there's a line though, like
I am your buddy, but I'm also the regulator, so
if you ask out, then you're messing with our friendship.
But she was always kind of regulars and that's how
you get big tips.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Eleven sixteen cent a text in on a McLaughlin Cheverlet
text line and said, back in my twenties, I used
to deliver pizza in the winter. I wouldn't wear a jacket,
so when I did the actual when I did the
actual delivery, the person at the door would ask, where's
your coat? And then I would tell them I left
it in my college class and when I went back
for it, it was gone, and I was a broke
college kid and I couldn't afford a new one. Usually

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that would result in a big, fat tip. Wow, I've
never spent a single day in college, but I stole
a couple of coats.

Speaker 6 (34:31):
Yeah he's got street smarts. He doesn't need school.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Yeah, he's got his ways.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Twenty three seventy seven cent text in and said the
unspoken rule for servers for better tips flirt and seem
available but unattainable, unattainable. What I say unattainable. That sounds bunner.
You could say that, no, it's unattainable. People like a
challenge and the possibility of the thrill and the chase
of the what if? Is more fun? Doubled my tips

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when I was a bartender. W failable but unobtainable.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
It just out of reach and maybe a twenty dollars
tip will bring you in.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Yeah, that is true. I guess like there's always that.
I think all guys think that they've got a shot
with the girl.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
See. I think a lot of it's subconscious though.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yeah, because like a lot of it's kind of flirty,
and then all of a sudden, the guys thinking, well
in the back of his head.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Well what if, and then that leads to another what if?

Speaker 4 (35:18):
Yeah, Well, I'm just saying, like, even guys who are
in a relationship and aren't going to try and do
it with her, I think subconsciously we're like, well, she's
super kind to me and like not like, oh my
god's sowe was nice. I think accidentally I write a
bigger number if you're pretty and said nice things and
made me feel good about myself. I might not necessarily
want to do it with you, but I might accidentally

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give you more money on that.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
I totally want to do it. You bring me a
nice fresh wrapped burried up yeah, I'm in.

Speaker 6 (35:44):
Yeah, but I mean I think fair living in that
subconscious realm is that's a good place to be. So
and I like when i'm I'm not trying to hit
on people. Typically when I go to the bar, so
she my bartenders, But when I go to a place
where I'm a regular, like obviously they're going to get
a bigger tip just because.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
They make you feel good. It's like a friend thing.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
Yeah, there's a reason I come back more won't necessarily
hit on you at a bar, but she will overhear
your name and then look you up on Instagram and
then send you a message.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Correct, and then also cat called dudes when they ride
buying bikes.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
You're the honest man I've ever seen.

Speaker 6 (36:19):
So I did say that.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Yeah, shot? You know dinections?

Speaker 4 (36:24):
How many times is that driven by?

Speaker 6 (36:26):
No?

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Shot?

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Yeah? Can't?

Speaker 6 (36:28):
You can't wait if you don't play, that's right.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Uh, listen to this.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
There's a story that's gone viral about a woman in
China who who apparently can't stop having orgasms.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Bad news.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
It sounds like it might be fun at first, but
after a while.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Not so much.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
Like five minutes in you big game over?

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Okay, we're done. Need I need a break and a sandwich.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
This twenty year old woman from China suffers from an
you know, an uncontrollable orgasm syndrome.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Yeah, I don't know what that's called.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
It's left doctors confused. I apparently started at age fourteen.
She began having sharp electric sensations and are groin and
pelvic area and uh she said the contractions felt like orgasms.
She was diagnosed with persistent genital arousal disorder this PGA
d PGAD, which affects about one percent of women. Wow,

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that seems like a lot. God, seems like a lot.
Some woman can't and some woman can have too many.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Too many.

Speaker 6 (37:31):
I wonder if she looks for a partner like the
opposite of what like most people do. Like, please make
this stop? Can you like turn me off?

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Please give me the media keep talking about how much
you love your mom, bring your mom up all the time.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Yeah, yeah, because we remember years ago the guy who
had the same thing.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Yeah, I'm about to pull that up here. He was
like disabled from it. Yeah, like it totally debilitated all
of his ability.

Speaker 6 (37:57):
To do so, you can't live a normal life.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Yeah, here's a here's a clip.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
This is a man who suffered from one hundred orgasms
a day for the past year. And he's on this
clip of is him on a golf course that looks
like he's just walking to the next hole and he
just drops.

Speaker 12 (38:13):
Oh oh, wuld you just drop?

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Father of two, Dale Decker suffers from a rare and
seemingly incurable condition that leads to him suffering up to
one hundred unwanted orgasms a day.

Speaker 13 (38:32):
There's nothing pleasurable about it because even though it might
physically feel good the whole time. Inside your mind, you're
completely disgusted by what's going on. And depending on.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Where you're at, if you're got to be embarrassing, you're
at the grocery store, like can you take a coop
of for.

Speaker 6 (38:50):
Oh god, do you have to like wear a diaper?

Speaker 3 (38:55):
I would think.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
It was just like maybe just doubles up on the undies.
Guy looks like I do, who wears whitey tidies.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
I mean, he has got to be burning through undies
if he's not wearing some sort of a like a
man pond.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Here's another one. He's given an interview by the my
lake or the ocean or something.

Speaker 13 (39:11):
You're saying about him, and he's.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Talking, you know, you know how they do a stand
up interview on the news, and then it just cuts
to him like in the fetal position on a park bench.

Speaker 13 (39:20):
And then you have nine orgasms right there while your
whole family is standing behind you. Ohmich you never want
to have another orgasm as long.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
As either I don't know about that.

Speaker 6 (39:30):
No one's satellite could just keep on.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Come, don't say that I gotta die. I hit the
dub button on the last line.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
But it's it's it's wild though, Like I would absolutely
never want one again either.

Speaker 14 (39:43):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
I wouldn't leave the house if that happened to me.

Speaker 6 (39:45):
You can like, how could you? How could you?

Speaker 4 (39:48):
You're like trying to explain yourself at work and you're sorry.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Guys, hold on, Yeah, so these two are looking really good.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
At all, and it feels like it feels like it
sounds like it feels all the way right, like yeah,
the most aggressive when the one could find.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Like he's he's like dropping to the ground and so
he's like, that's more aggressive than what happens to you
when you're having an experience with a lady.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
I don't remember the last time I went into a ball.
I might get surgery, you know, I don't know what.
Just rip it out. How do you fix that? I
don't know?

Speaker 2 (40:21):
It said well with this Chinese woman just says that
the doctors are confused and don't know what to do,
and the affects about one percent of women.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
I don't know how many minute effects. Gosh, that's rough.
Some dudes out there like I want that please, for
the love of God, I'd like to at least give
it a try. You want to tell you don't. Yeah,
well there it is. Oh god, he's having one all right.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Coming up next, we've got your your tickets to Lincoln Park.
You've got them all week. Actually, the show's coming up.

Speaker 6 (40:49):
Get it out in.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
September next month. Yeah, on the nineteenth at the Motor Center.
And we'll have those for you right after.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Actually, in like ten minutes on the Brew, you're.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Listening Drew and Laura.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Portland's rock Station one O five nine The Brew Stannard
Dow and Laura Lincoln Park tickets coming up.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Here in just a second. I got a few more text.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Messages though, coming in from people sharing their their their tricks,
if their servers, their tricks.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
On how to get better tips.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Yes, you know, maybe you got a story that you
just made up, and you know, like that one guy
who was telling people he couldn't afford a coat.

Speaker 6 (41:24):
Yeah, tug on people's heart strings.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Yeah I'm so cold.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Or maybe you weren't lying, you just you know, you
knew how to schmooz schmoosh what's the word schmoosh smooth people.

Speaker 6 (41:33):
Yeah, And I think that's part of it. If you're
a server, if you're a good server, that's what you do.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
By the way, you can hear the fan in our
studio right now, Sorry about it. It's it's like a
thousand degrees.

Speaker 6 (41:42):
Ac decided to break.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
So that's why you can hear it. It's over by Laura.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
So whenever she talks you here, it talks say something.

Speaker 6 (41:50):
I'm just I'm talking here listening to the the fan
in my ear, which is doing no good at all.
It doesn't help, it's not creating any addition. Breeze, No,
it's still horrible here anyway.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
These text messages are coming in on our McLoughlin Cheverlet
text line. This one's from thirty three forty four. It says,
always flirt with middle aged women. Middle aged married women.
They've been married so long that they rarely get paid
attention to, and that always puts a smile on their face.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
That's true, all right.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Twenty three ninety six says I had a friend that
was a server, and she was a real good looking lady,
and she told me that she would not wear a
bra when she got to a group of men, and
then she would lean over them while getting things, you know,
pouring their drinks stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
That's a little it feels like it's nineteen seventy five.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Yeah, she said.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Sometimes if the shirt was cut low, she could even
flash some boob and that would always get her bigger tips.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Wow, where does she work? Yeah? An interesting angle, but hey,
whatever fills the jar. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Coming up next Lincoln Park tickets with our new game
called two in the Link.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
We're gonna play a.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Clip, like a one second clip of two Lincoln Park
songs and you just have to tell which song that
is to win the tickets to the show, which is
coming up in September on the nineteenth at the Motor Center.
Eight six six four four five one oh five nine
is the phone number. We'll play that game right after
Jimmy World on the Brew.

Speaker 15 (43:12):
You listen, you Drew and Laura before he played beef
Water just walked in with Happy Monday, everyboughty, big bag.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
What the hell was that?

Speaker 5 (43:25):
I don't know?

Speaker 10 (43:25):
All right, all right, let me throw it from my approaches.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
The last week for our blubber burn buddies.

Speaker 10 (43:29):
I know, I thought about that a lot over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Dude, I'm ready to get this over.

Speaker 10 (43:33):
I thought about it an awful lot.

Speaker 6 (43:34):
I can't wait to see your toes did you notice
the smirk on Tanner's face when he said that? You
want to know why he's so happy?

Speaker 10 (43:43):
Filled me in.

Speaker 6 (43:44):
Oh, he just weighed himself in the studio earlier and
jumping giving out the numbers he jumped for joy.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
I was pretty stopped. I was pretty happy with that number.

Speaker 6 (43:52):
Yeah, good, have you weighed yourself recently?

Speaker 10 (43:55):
I wait?

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Three gone?

Speaker 10 (43:59):
I appear to be going the wrong direction to it.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Well, we're gonna find out this Friday who the winner
is because if I win, Casey's finally got to show
us those busted ass toes. If I lose, I have
to let a tarantulacroscross my body, which is gonna be brutal.

Speaker 6 (44:12):
It's a pretty disgusting video of a tarantula.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Over the weekend.

Speaker 6 (44:15):
All right, that's very wonderful for you, and I thought,
I thought, man, I hope we can get one of
those for Tanner.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Well, listen, I'm not dealing with it. Like the only
thing I'm gonna be worried about is trying to get
the pediatrist because I plan on seeing those toes.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Okay, all right, yeah, so you guys, translo is on you.
I'm not gonna help you hurt me.

Speaker 10 (44:34):
That's fair.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
You don't have to.

Speaker 16 (44:35):
You have your own side. Yeah, I would prefer you did.
I'll give you three pictures to choose from. You can
choose the one that you want.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Friday at eight am. I'm not gonna look at anything
general Friday at eight am. The three we're gonna find out,
all right, Tanner, Drew and Laura's.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Blubber Burn featuring the beef with the featured Beefoo.

Speaker 10 (44:56):
Yeah now with beef.

Speaker 6 (44:58):
No.

Speaker 16 (44:58):
Look, it feels like week was never going to get here.
I'm excited that it's it's here.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Yeah, but I went to the movies over the weekend
and again just like sitting in there listening to people
eat and not getting any treats myself.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
It's tough. Like it's really tough.

Speaker 10 (45:12):
It's definitely a bummer.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Why do you sound sad about it?

Speaker 10 (45:15):
You guys are sad about what part?

Speaker 3 (45:16):
I don't know. You just seem sad about the thing.

Speaker 10 (45:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (45:19):
I'm sad that I don't have to think about this
stuff every minute of my day.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Yeah, but I just don't see you going back to
the lifestyle you had.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
I do.

Speaker 10 (45:28):
Now it's been a bounce right back.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
There's no way, he goes back to day. It's a jacket.
The boxes Friday afternoon. Do what's the answer to that?

Speaker 10 (45:36):
No? How could you?

Speaker 5 (45:39):
Right?

Speaker 16 (45:39):
Like you just you just went through six weeks of like, uh,
pounding into your brain.

Speaker 10 (45:43):
That's how difficult it is to get back from it.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
So I just think that your coach when she hears
you guys go, I can't wait for it to end.
It makes her nervous.

Speaker 16 (45:51):
When I say I can't wait for it to end,
I mean the competition.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Part of the competition, the face I can.

Speaker 10 (45:57):
Still maintain myself. Yeah, having to continually think.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
About because now I feel like I have come up
with a real good routine and I'm you know, as
long as I stick to that without weighing my food
and being super strict about.

Speaker 6 (46:07):
It so easy, like if you fall off the wagon
that first cheeseburger you have or whatever it is, it's
easy to say, oh, that would be good if I
did that.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Yeah, just got to keep my mind focused. It's just
a cheat meal.

Speaker 10 (46:19):
And do it not every day, and do it differently.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
I'll say that three times a day as soon as
this is over. It's just a cheat meal.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
Well, you guys deserve you deserve a reward after all
this hard work and the results. I mean, I just
have a little peek behind the curtain, and it feels
like they're gonna be good, both of you.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
We're gonna lose a lot of weight in here today
because it's ninety nine degrees in the studio.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Whatever you wave this morning, you weigh less tonight. All right,
it's time to play our game called two in the Link.
We got Lincoln Park tickets all this week and it's
I think gonna be kind of easy to win. We're
gonna play like one second, maybe even half a second
of a Lincoln Park song. We're gonna play two different
Lincoln Park songs. You just got to tell us what

(46:58):
one of those are One the Link, baby, Yeah, And
if you get that right, then you're going to the show,
which is coming up on September nineteenth at the Modus Center.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
It's rapping Lincoln Park.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Let's meet our contestants. Jerry, good morning, sir. Where you
call him from this morning? Grasham up, big Jerry? Did
I hear off the air that you said you were
like a new listener to this show, but you listen
to The Donkey Show and Eugene.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (47:25):
I just stumbled on it the other day and I'm like,
holy crap. I recognize those voices really well, especially Drews.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
And it stands out like, yes, you can listen to
you guys. Yeah, yeah, he's got that strip around he.

Speaker 17 (47:39):
Does, he does. Yes, well, but I'm glad that the show.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Sorry, welk up to the show. And I'm interrupting already.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
But it's funny because like, I don't my voice doesn't
get really recognized in public, but Drew will speak and
then people will turn their heads like he has a.

Speaker 6 (47:53):
Very distinct voice.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
I know that voice. It's all I know that gravel.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
It's softer than it was back in those days, though,
because we to put.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
It through a little more. Yeah, we were partying hard
back then.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
All right, Yeah we did.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Yeah, you and I we partied together.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Didn't we. Yeah?

Speaker 17 (48:07):
We have Yes and a little drop dead strip bar
in Salem.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Oh the firehouse, Oh wow, that was a nice Yeah,
it's place to a lip.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
I remember when we walked in, they were playing t paint.
I'll never remember. I'll never forget that.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
All right, dude, you know how to play the game.
Does it make sense?

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (48:27):
Sorta I'll probably suck at it that I'll try.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
I'm gonna play just one second of two different Lincoln
Park songs, and you just have to tell us what
one of those songs are to win the tickets.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
I mean, it shouldn't be that difficult if you're a
Lincoln Park fan.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Yeah, sorta, I'll see.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Well, if you don't win, you have to listen to us,
give your tickets to somebody who's.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
On the other line just waiting for you to lose.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
All right, and after all these years, do this.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
Here we go, buddy, I'll give it a shot.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Listen closely to this clip. Yeah, yeah, all right, listen closely.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
What song is that? What Lincoln Park song is that?

Speaker 1 (49:10):
No clue?

Speaker 3 (49:11):
You don't want to just take a stab? Ah?

Speaker 17 (49:17):
Second nine inch nail saw?

Speaker 4 (49:21):
I hear that, I hear what?

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Yeah, that's not a nine inch ol song. SERI you
got one more.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Shot at two in the link, here's the second Lincoln
Park song.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Tell me what song this is? Ah?

Speaker 17 (49:36):
Geez, yeah, come on, bro, good luck to the next person.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
Man, I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Oh dude, doesn't that.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (49:47):
Sorry, I'm sorry, man, sorry to disappoint.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
All right, I'm shocked.

Speaker 6 (49:53):
Shocked the guy. Yeah, the person on the other lines.
I'm celebrating right now.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Greg, good morning, good morning, Hey bro, you just got
Lincoln Park tickets.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Did he know what you did?

Speaker 15 (50:06):
You know?

Speaker 3 (50:06):
The song?

Speaker 5 (50:07):
Yeah? Break about the break?

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Uh one step closer.

Speaker 6 (50:11):
That's not the name of the song, but yeah, yeah,
that's the song.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah is that break?

Speaker 3 (50:15):
And the first one was paper Cut, which was the
first track on their.

Speaker 6 (50:22):
No.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
I told you guys it was Lincoln Park. It's all
Lincoln Park.

Speaker 6 (50:25):
Is this a true question? These aren't even Lincoln Park songs.

Speaker 16 (50:28):
I find that to be a little strange because that
sounded an awful lot like Bob Seger.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Lincoln Park all week. All right, sorry, Jerry, Greg, congratulations.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
We've got another pair of Linky Pinky tickets coming up
tomorrow morning with another edition of two in the link Stories,
it's time for the big story where we go around
the room Trin. But we think the biggest stories of
the day are I'll go first. It looks like this
is great man. The powerball jackpot has sword to half

(50:57):
a billion dollars. I mean that's not a lot, because
it's reached a billion quite a few times, especially since
they've raised the price.

Speaker 6 (51:04):
But well, I think is it Mega millions that raise
the price or is.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
It Powerball Mega million spraised powerballs? Still too Okay?

Speaker 6 (51:11):
You can still get in on that for two bucks.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
All right, Well, there you go. Over half a billion
dollars will be up for grabs, and tonight's Powerball drawing
no one matched all the numbers on Saturday, so the
estimated jackpot now stands at five hundred and one million bucks.
Cash option you'd get about two hundred and thirty million dollars,
but those again, those are odds of walking away with
all that cash is two hundred and ninety two million
one out of two hundred and ninety pence.

Speaker 6 (51:34):
It's fine. I mean, somebody's got to win.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
It's pretty wide open.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
But whenever it gets here, you start thinking, well, I
guess this could change everything about my life.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Yeah, and for two bucks, why not?

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Yeah? Worth the shot. The big story to me is
this new patch that's going to test for skin cancer.
This is really cool and we've all had this touch
our lives. Tanner, You've had to deal with melanoma yourself,
and now this has been successful in ice that have
had melanoma. Now researchers say it could eventually make testing

(52:05):
for skin cancer as easy as it is to test
yourself for COVID nineteen at home, so with no need
to draw blood or do anything more. If you have
a spot or a situation where you're like, I don't
think I like that so much, maybe you'll get your
answer without having to hit the needle.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
That would be nice for sure.

Speaker 6 (52:23):
I think the big story is that one of the
most impressive celestial shows of the year is going to
be reaching its peak this week. The person meteor shower
heads has I'm sorry, it has had lights streaking across
the sky since last month. However, it's going to be
ramping up a ton tomorrow into Wednesday, where sixty or

(52:45):
more meteors can shoot in an hour. So obviously viewing
is better in rural areas when you don't have a
bunch of light pollution, but I mean sixty meteors per
hour that's going to be pretty impressive. So if you're outside,
keep an eye on the sky these next couple of days,
as you might see some shooting stars.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
I love that. Make yourself a wish, yes, right, so
many wishes, Casey, I wish my toes.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Weren't so busted.

Speaker 10 (53:09):
Well, you're feeling very confident this morning. I like your confidence.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Yeah, well I have to that's good. Someone thing keep
getting me out by morning.

Speaker 10 (53:15):
Good whip that pony. You're gonna all the.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Get Friday, by the way, is the finale for the
the blubber Burn. We're gonna find out who wins Friday
morning at this time.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
So cannot wait. Yeah, I can't wait for you guys,
just to be able to have a nice relaxing weekend
after you pulled it off and the numbers.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Of the numbers win, loser draw.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
I do know that there are some pretty colossal numbers
falling off both sides. I can't wait to see what
that final looks like.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Right, and yeah, either way we both win, even though
I uh, you know, I already feel like you're gonna
lose because of the toes.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
I can't wait to see those toes.

Speaker 10 (53:49):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
It's a p dietrist in here.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
By the way, If there's a dietrist listening to our
show that wants to help us, I would love to
have you on because I don't want to just take
when we you know, when Casey and he loses I
don't want to just sit there and make fun of
his feet.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
Point laugh post on the internet, and I want to
do that a little bit.

Speaker 6 (54:06):
Yeah, that's that's step one. Step two is to get
the situation taking there.

Speaker 16 (54:11):
Yeah yeah, I would more like to talk about at
least the thirteen dollars you owe me in protein shakes
that you've taken.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
I'll take care, I'll make you hold don't worry.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
But yeah, that's on Friday, and it's all thanks to
Shirley G three Fitness in Beaverton, who's coaching us and
all that.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Yeah, it's going to be it's gonna be exciting, man,
I can't wait.

Speaker 16 (54:31):
She's been great, There's no two ways about it. She's
been very helpful. She's been on our I don't want
to say on our case because that's not fair, but
she's been continually connection with us to make sure that we're.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Staying on She's keeping you accountable, which is what you need.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Coming up in a few minutes, I found this this list.
You know, we've talked about hobbies that women find unattractive. Yeah, yeah,
here's a list of men's hobbies that women do find attractive.
These are the ten most attractive hobbies that men can have,
So maybe you've got one of these. Also, Drew, when
he went hiking over the weekend, you went backpacking with
his daughter.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Yeah, I went with the quite the squad.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Yeah, and your your whole family. It's like, you know,
Drew's immediate families nineteen people, so yeah, it's a lot
of people in the woods. But yeah, something bad happened.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
Yeah, we had a we had a little missap that
shook up my, uh my whole plan for the weekend.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Bummer that is coming up right after Sabbath. It's one
of five nine the Brew Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 8 (55:27):
You're listening to Drew and Laura Tanner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Don on No Happy Monday.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Uh, it's gonna be another hot one today, dude, Like
one hundred degrees hot, just like yesterday.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
I would think it might be even hotter than yesterday.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
Yesterday was brutal because the tempt didn't come off all
the way. Yeah, I think we're gonna go above and beyond.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Yeah, so just be safe, all you guys and gals
working outside the day, Like, I know, there's a lot
of construction going on right now, you know, roofers like those.

Speaker 6 (56:00):
Are the people I worry about, Like, I would hope
that those people would get started early as opposed to
working later into the afternocause.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
You don't want to be on the roof at like
three or four.

Speaker 6 (56:09):
If you had three four, five o'clock.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Oh my god, it's.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
Crazy way they're saying water every twenty minutes to keep
from getting sick.

Speaker 16 (56:16):
The sun was down on my computer, it still said
it was eighty six degrees outside.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
In the dark. Yeah, be safe, hydrate, chalk your area
if you need to.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
Talk your areas.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
You know what I'm saying. I like it and miss space.

Speaker 6 (56:31):
Well, you don't want any chase dust.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Baby, you want to sprinkle that stuff down there like
you're salting the steak man. That's right, get good, get
good at it.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
I did it this morning.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
You put your hand up just like the salt bag,
very dry, very fresh, just a pinch.

Speaker 12 (56:46):
It's get I'd be that turp of man down. What's
gonna be my head? Get down?

Speaker 3 (57:05):
This is what she was listening to on his hike
over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
Yeah, it's the only way to get up the hill
full in former. Yeah, man, where you went to a
Salmon River. Yeah, Salmon River Trail just outside of Clack.
I mean it's like past Zigzag around Zigzag area. Yeah,
nice past Carver and it was. It was awesome, But
like the whole idea, you know, pack everything in, I
realized quickly that there's not a lot of room in

(57:29):
a bag, even a bag that's going to be super full.
You'd get an extra pair of shoes or something in there,
and they've taken up a lot of that bag. So
it filled up quick. It was heavy, and then I
did want to have cold drinks there, so I put
a giant soft cooler on top of where my sleeping
bag was, so tent on the bottom, sleeping bag on
the top, cooler on top of that. I'm telling you

(57:50):
that for a reason, because things go sideways here in
a second. Yeah, So we start the hike. Half the
group's already up there. One guy, my oldest brother, hikes
all the way out to come get the rest the
stuff with us. So it's me, two of my brothers,
his son, and my daughter and we're cruising. Well, they
see some fish in this crystal clear water and they
want to stop down and drop a line in the water.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
They love to fish. So we sit the.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
Stuff down and everybody grabs a high noon drink out
of the cooler on the top of my bag, which.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Is sitting on the trail.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
Well, somewhere in that process my trip, my bag was
leaning kind of half on this little tree, and I'm
just chatting, drinking the high noon watching them fish, and
there's some hikers coming down the trail. So we go
to step across the trail and right then I just
look down and I just watch my bag lean back,
slip off the tree down a fifteen foot in bankman

(58:45):
roll over itself. My sleeping bag falls out, gets lodged
in a little tree on the embankment. And then I'm
sliding down this hill in hiking boots, just reckless abandon
going for this bag, like sliding down the hill, and
right as I go to grab it, it takes the
last stumble whoa splash, face down in the Salmon River. No,

(59:09):
we have not gotten there yet.

Speaker 6 (59:11):
Like, how long into the hike, would you say you are?

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Like how much? Eleven? We're eleven minutes into the hike.
We hiked for two hours?

Speaker 4 (59:18):
Okay, So I go and get my bag and I
throw it up on the side of this embankment like
it's a body. It is so wet. The only saving
grace is my sleeping bag is in a tree, Yeah,
which means it's not wet, which is a game change.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
I might have to leave if my sleeping bag is wet.
You don't want to crawl in a soaked bag.

Speaker 4 (59:37):
And it was approach it getting into the afternoon hours,
so we have no more heat of the day. Anyway,
I pull this thing up. It is so wet, and
I know it's just compromised inside. I've got external chargers,
I've got my phones, I got everything.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
It's all in there.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
I got headlamps in there, and I put this pack
on and I just have to like pretend like it's fine.
And for two hours I hiked with that wet bag
into my underpants and all down my back and so
it was just like a wet raw back with like
probably a sixty five pounder on with all the beer.

Speaker 6 (01:00:09):
Was it like a little refreshing though, since it was
so hot.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Definitely, But after a while, like you were getting you're
getting chafy.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Yeah, when you're walking wet, you start to chafe after that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
Yeah, So we get there and dude, so when I
was packing, there was like seven neighbor kids in my
house running through like only a couple of them were mine.
I was trying to get people out. It was nuts,
and I forgot my long underwear and my one weatherproof pants.
All I had was jeans in that bag. They were
so wet, dude, that they were still wet Saturday night,

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and like, I've got them on a hot rock.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
You couldn't have a fire to like know and warm
it up.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
If I had not been, you know, handed an extra
pair of long Johns that I wore under my shorts
like an absolute dube at night, I would have died
like I was. It got down to forty two degrees
on Friday night, A yea yea. And then of course,
you know, everybody's like, oh, I remember when you dropped
your bag in the water. I'm like, I think it's

(01:01:07):
safe to say everybody was grabbing drinks out of my
bag and I'm not blaming anyone, but you gotta blame me.
It's just highly annoyed with that part of it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:16):
It does suck when you're the guy who's providing the
the bevies and your bag is the one that slips
and fall.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
But dude, it was like slow motions.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
When you have disasters like this on a trip like
that at the beginning, I went camping a couple of
years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
When I got there, I realized I was missing some
of the poles for my tenth only half the tent.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Was like, uh, you know, it's awful, but you were
Beth was camping there, but you know, at least I
had some shelter.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
But yeah, when you're just ruined your camping.

Speaker 6 (01:01:45):
Trip when you will like launch yourself down the hill.
Would was there any damage from that, like GI get
any sticks in the back or anything like?

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
No, I I was pretty lucky on That was a
stupid move to go after it like that, but I
just didn't want to have extra wet stuff. But when
my thought is this at the end of the day,
that bag went in the water, once it fell up
the cliff, there's nothing I could do.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
I had to not sit and cry about it totally.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
It's had to wear my wet clothes and dry what
it could and have a few more high noons.

Speaker 6 (01:02:15):
Leah, Yeah, a couple more drinks always and.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Then it's fine, good experience with the kid. You know,
It's alway funny wh Dad messages.

Speaker 4 (01:02:21):
Yah, my toilet paper was in plastic, guys, So still
thank goodness the bathroom breaks from us.

Speaker 6 (01:02:26):
That would have been the worst casualty of them all.
And I think you know now, you know to just
bring more waterproof pants instead of jeans.

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
And leave your bag on the inside edge of the
trail and at the outside.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
All right, coming up in a few minutes, we're gonna
get down this list here of men's hobbies women find
most attractive.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
All right, there's a couple of things on here on
this list that I do. Nobody's ever told me that
I was attractive. The secret for loving you, man, you
just got to flex it out like you like warcraft,
say all. That's coming up next. Thing on.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
And now Bruce Sports, Bruce Sports.

Speaker 8 (01:03:05):
Here's Drew Well.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
Whether you like it or not, it is heading to Paramount.
That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
You've got the UFC signing a massive deal with Paramount
to not only be on the streaming network Paramount Plus,
but to also land some of those events on CBS itself,
kind of like what they did with ABC and ESPN
on this pass contract. But they will be with ESPN

(01:03:32):
for the rest of the year. But in the twenty
twenty sixth.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
Deal there will be no more pay per view.

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
This is all going to be part of what you
pay for when you get the streaming service. I think
they're trying to bolster the lineup for a price hike
and to lock you into something long term. But if
you're looking for UFC, the one point one billion dollars
that they're going to pay the UFC annually will keep
it there for seven years now. Paramount owned by sky Dance,

(01:04:00):
who seems to be sucking up all the good energy,
and you will find Paramount Plus to be the exclusive
place for UFC. And finally, Justin Rose wins the FedEx
Saint Jude Championship in a playoff yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
I love Justin Rose.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
The brit went hard and got himself dialed in with
a long.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
Putt to finish things off.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
JJ Spawn could not get his putt in, but it
was enough for him to make the Ryder Cup and Rose.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
To walk away with the championship. There's the sports, thank
you very much.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Coming up next, men's hobbies that women find attractive? Do
you have one of them?

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
The judge of that?

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
I think there are ones that are on. Here are
pretty good. Okay, but I do four of them and
nobody's ever told me anything about being attractive something.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Keep doing them.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
We'll share them with you coming up here in a
few minutes. Also, we're gonna check your talkback messages. So
if you got something to say to the show, download
our iHeartRadio app and once you have the Bruce streaming
for some microphone button to record some It's one of
five nine the Brew Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
All right, before we get down the list of the
habits that men have that women find super attractive. Wanted
to get you another edition of Tanner's talks. You know,
I love me some TikTok and I find some.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Weird things on TikTok.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
The first video I want to play for you is
just the audio of someone crashing on their motorcycle. But
the audio has been auto tuned. Yeah, he's laying on

(01:05:38):
the ground autotune and something.

Speaker 16 (01:05:42):
Even with auto tune, the sound of getting the wind
knocked out of you as universal.

Speaker 6 (01:05:46):
Yeah right, he reminds me of the guy or I'm sorry,
the woman who fell off the.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
Oh yeah, rape stump. I think that's been autotuned too,
I'm sure, but this one, this is just this. He's
having a bad time.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
This next TikTok is actually it comes from a funeral.
Is at a funeral, they're literally lowering the casket into
the ground and there's a like a trumpet player, but
he's never picked up a trumpet in his life. Oh no, listen,
how listen? How bad this is at a funeral. It's
a military funeral. He's trying, Oh god, not just stop.

Speaker 6 (01:06:49):
And I don't know if you've ever been to a
military funeral when they're doing like the twenty one gun salut. Yeah,
it's very emotional, right, this is not appropriate.

Speaker 16 (01:06:56):
Who I'm surprised somebody just come up and take That's
what I'm hearing is his lip quiver is causing some
problem there, emotional and he's caused his lip to do
that quiver thing. And he can't get a good seal
on the trump.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
That he could be it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:10):
Maybe he's just crying, you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
Guys, he's just not used to this mouthpiece he's trying to.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
This has never happened before Winter Tony Jesus.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Anyway, there you go. I just had a couple I
wanted to play for.

Speaker 10 (01:07:24):
His buddy's got one over on him there, stuffed to
sock him.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Yeah, yeah, that's I mean, that's how you work, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
You know, well, I don't know. It sounds like that
guy literally just.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
Picked up the trump saying the guy who's dead, he's
worked his whole life and this dude stands over him
on the final moment. Yeah, he probably stormed the beaches
of Normandy and you get old, you get old, dry
dock y.

Speaker 7 (01:07:47):
Well, there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Put that video online at one of five nine the
brew dot com. All Right, fellas, do you have a
hobby More importantly, do you have a hobby that women
find attractive? There are a lot of hobbies I have.
I have a lot of hobbies, and some of them
are very unattractive. Yeah, you know likes, Yes, like video games,
and I like to collect toys and figurines.

Speaker 6 (01:08:07):
Even earlier, you were like you were talking about this
ramp you want to buy for your RC cars.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
Yeah, yeah, I want to flip them.

Speaker 6 (01:08:13):
Probably not gonna get any ladies, thankfully.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
You know what, I don't care.

Speaker 6 (01:08:17):
You don't need you don't need one. You've got a
great girl. She probably appreciates your rcat cars.

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
She doesn't appreciate it, but she's okay with it. That matters.

Speaker 6 (01:08:24):
It's all the matter.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
You do like the dioramas, I do.

Speaker 6 (01:08:27):
I like to build dioramas and photography and all this stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Well, that's one of them. That's on the list is photography.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Actually, but the top ten most attractive hobbies for men
according to women.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Now, what's your hobby out of the outside of work?

Speaker 10 (01:08:41):
Watching seventies TV shows? I don't have a hobby.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
I mean that could be a hobby.

Speaker 10 (01:08:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
Being a dad is your hobby?

Speaker 16 (01:08:47):
Yeah, I mean my hobby at this stage of my
life is looking for the least amount of activity possible.

Speaker 6 (01:08:52):
Yeah, it used to be eating fast food.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
But what about you, Dulia is like fitness and exercise.
That's the number one hobby. I like golf.

Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
I don't get to play very often because of life,
but golf's one.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Well here are the ten the ten most attractive hobbies
for men. So hopefully you have one of these. If not, Fellas,
maybe you should pick it up. Number ten is photography. Okay,
that's that's attractive to women.

Speaker 6 (01:09:16):
I want to see your photos, you know, and like
are you good photography, because like these days, everyone's a photographer, right, So.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Swimming is a number nine swimming because swimming you get
in shape. I guess if you're really in shape, I
suppose yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
I mean, but if somebody wants to go out and
get in the water and do the thing, I feel
like ladies are like, oh, I could go to the lake.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
River.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
The The eighth hobby that's most attractive to women that
men do is gardening.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
Oh I hate gardening.

Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
Okay, it's a tough deal. Now I'm more of a
more of a manual gardener, like a man who actually
can do the make the flowers look pretty.

Speaker 6 (01:09:51):
That might be anyone, anyone who can keep plants alive.
In general, I'm like, yes, and I do appreciate a
man who has a lot of greenery in his place,
like house plants and things.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
I have two plants in my house, two live plants,
and I've kept them alive for over a year.

Speaker 6 (01:10:05):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
I'm very proud of I have two.

Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
Of the sexiest plants you'll ever see. Yeah, just position
those around the couch, looks like the whole place.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
I almost did kill them once. Then there was one
time I they almost died.

Speaker 6 (01:10:15):
You brought them back. That's a skill.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
I even sent Laura a picture.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
I go, is this because I'll start trimming him up
because I you know, I didn't just it was in
the sun too long, I think, is what the problem is.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
I was watering them. But then Laura goes, that's good,
that's good. Don't do it anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
Yeah, be careful tending pictures of the grim Reaper over there.

Speaker 6 (01:10:30):
Hey, yeah, that's true. I don't know if you want
to be getting advice from me.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
Number seven, the seventh most attractive hobby for men according
to women is writing.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
Okay, that's another one. I love to do writing.

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
I mean that's just just fun and you just get
your thoughts out and then you can forget about it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
That's the point.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
The reason I do it mainly is I got to
write this down then I can just forget about it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:49):
Pretty soon, the girls are gonna be like, yeah, I
want a man who can write a whole sentence into
chat GPT. Yeah, because nobody writes anymore. So your skill
is kind of a fine art.

Speaker 6 (01:10:58):
All it's a lost art.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
Anybody in here paint.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
I'm not going, but I wish, I wish, I could
do it too, but it's the it's the sixth most
attractive hobby that men do according to women.

Speaker 6 (01:11:08):
You paint dioramas, yeah, I do.

Speaker 4 (01:11:11):
But it's a little different than Bob, like him just
sitting down Bob Ross and one for a lady, you know, Yeah,
that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
Woodworking is at five. That's another one I like to
do because I do small woodworking stuff. But I was
thinking about taking a class, like an actual wood working class.

Speaker 6 (01:11:24):
And it's like work with his hands, like whether it's
like woodworking or pottery or anything like that. I think
it is cool.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
Number four, Drew, you got me on this. Cooking is
at number four. It's the hobby that women find most
attractive at number four.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
Cooking.

Speaker 6 (01:11:41):
It's especially attractive for me because I don't really cook,
So a guy who enjoys cooking.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
Makes it easier on the two person game for sure.

Speaker 10 (01:11:49):
I like, how all right, so he can do yard work,
he can cook. I guess he'll pass. Yeah, I mean
this is listen to this list. It's just like, oh,
wait a minute, does he detail a car?

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
Like that?

Speaker 10 (01:12:00):
Hobby? Pretty good?

Speaker 6 (01:12:02):
When you were married to a hobby though, detailing cars?

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
What chores were yours when you were married.

Speaker 6 (01:12:08):
What do you mean, I think things that were attractive.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
Yeah, like uh, I like.

Speaker 6 (01:12:13):
Working with his hands anytime. I would always encourage him
to like go out to the garage and like make something,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
But why he was doing all the other stuff? What
were you doing micromanaging?

Speaker 6 (01:12:24):
How dare you? I was, Uh, I don't know, busy.
I was minding my own business.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
Was the breadwinner in that in that family? I mean
she was making the money.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Number four on the list for the most attractive hobbies
men do, according to women, is playing a musical instrument.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
And you do that well, Tanner, you do that on
multiple well, but but you do it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:45):
But you can play a guitar, you can play the drums.
Most cannot.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 6 (01:12:49):
And I feel like if you tried any instrument you
could probably at this point you could probably pick it
up pretty quick. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
You with the bagpipes do in a group?

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
I feel like, if how you wanted one, give me
a week with the bagpipes and I could I could
play you a diddy.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
You've got the left arm, chicken wing or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:13:05):
Down with science.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Number two the most attractive hobbies for men and number
two is learning a foreign language. That's another one you're
trying to work on as the Spanish, slowly but surely.

Speaker 6 (01:13:15):
And I have gotten to a point on my dual
lingo where I'm like, I am lost.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
I'm lost.

Speaker 6 (01:13:20):
I gotta go back to square one.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
Yeah, just learn, making sure you know all the little
words is really what it's best at.

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
And number one the number one hobby that men have
or that men do that that women find extremely attractive.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
What do you think it is?

Speaker 10 (01:13:34):
House cleaning?

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
No, it's not house cleaning. Nope, it does make you
attractive though, if you Number one, pick up a broom
every once in a while. I've heard that. I've heard, like,
you know, just seeing a guy do chores.

Speaker 6 (01:13:44):
So that's not about like, oh, is this your hobby.
It's more about like, oh wow, he's doing something kind.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
I don't I about board games, bird watching, not board games.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
The number one most attractive hobby for men is re.

Speaker 6 (01:14:01):
You can't read, yeah, because it's like, oh my god,
you read books. You're not a dumb, dumb.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
But I heard illiterate people are better lovers exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:14:11):
They have to work.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
No, I got the photography, writing, woodworking, and reading, playing
a musical instrument and reading, but still pretty none of
this has really worked out for me. Well, I do
tiny stuff. It's a tiny stuff like whittle. Yeah, like
I have a little mechanical thing and everything. I don't know, yeah,
like a dremale.

Speaker 10 (01:14:30):
I've made a train whistle.

Speaker 6 (01:14:33):
Oh my Grammar used to have one of those.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
I love that. Bring me one of those.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
I remember, I want to train whistle, make me one.
In middle school, we did those CO two car cartridges. Yeah,
those are those like CO two car races, and I
I remember I built a car. It was like at
that point I was like, I think I'm gonna build
houses for because it was just so much fun. I've
got this, And then I won the first place. On
the first day we did the car races, I won
first place, and then every race after that I failed.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
Oh man, so I don't know what happened there, but.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
Yeah, dynamics were It's kind of like up there when
we did the egg drop and mine just turned into
a scrambled egg right there on the bottom.

Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
I can maybe I'm not an engineer, kind.

Speaker 6 (01:15:07):
Of like when we did the Dildo Derby and I
won three times in a row.

Speaker 4 (01:15:10):
Who won the last one.

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
I don't know. I can't remember that.

Speaker 10 (01:15:13):
Well, congratulations on running the table on your list of.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
Hobbies, Casey, do you read often? I read menus?

Speaker 10 (01:15:21):
Yeah, there we go, old cheap shot titament over there.

Speaker 16 (01:15:24):
I can't even carry his backpack for fifteen minutes. But
he's got all kinds of opinions about everybody else, mister
wet pants over there.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
But what's the last book you read?

Speaker 10 (01:15:35):
The last book I read would have been Due McKee
by Stephen King. It was probably a couple of years ago.
But it was a thick one, so I count that
as two books.

Speaker 6 (01:15:43):
Yeah, Stephen King books thick we're talking.

Speaker 16 (01:15:46):
Oh, I don't know. It was north of four hundred.
It was a It was thick, which for me, that's
a that's essentially a thousand bage.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
I've only read one Stephen King book, and that was
eleven twenty two sixty three.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
Yeah whatever. I can't remember the.

Speaker 5 (01:15:59):
Name of it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
I thought that was the number of pages. No, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
It's about going back in time and preventing the jfk assassination,
and I love that type of stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
But it was such a long book that it took
me like a year.

Speaker 16 (01:16:10):
But to be perfectly fair. I have embraced the audio
book lane.

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
So I'm not reading.

Speaker 16 (01:16:16):
I know it's not reading, but I do do intake information.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 10 (01:16:21):
That is not just nonsense.

Speaker 6 (01:16:22):
You know, yesterday when I went paddleboarding, I before I
left the house, I told myself about ten times, don't
forget your book.

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
Guess what.

Speaker 6 (01:16:30):
I forgot my book, And so I was like, what
am I going to do out there? And so for
the first time ever, I turned on an audiobook of
the book I.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
Am currently reading.

Speaker 6 (01:16:38):
Oh okay, So I was like, okay, I am reading it,
but also I need something to do out here. So
now I can just pick up.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
Where I left.

Speaker 10 (01:16:45):
How do you do on the person reading the book?

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
The narration sometimes make it or break.

Speaker 6 (01:16:50):
It, really is, Yeah, So but I mean yesterday I
was like, okay, well this is this is what I got. Yeah,
but I can see how that would be distracting at
the very least if it's a bad read.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
One of the all right, I listened to one of
the Game of Thrones books when I was moving back
from Detroit.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
Yeah, and the actor was really good because he'd get
into cavicda and I really like that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
I don't want to just read it just you know, boring.
It's like this guy was getting into it, and I
like that. I like them when they do voices and stuff.

Speaker 10 (01:17:15):
It's true, but there's also that element of calm down, dude,
we're just.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
Trying to I listened to one that sounded dude, it
had sound effects.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
Oh wow, it was just like a television show. But yeah,
and I didn't like that. I don't like that at all.

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
Okay, it's definitely different styles to bring that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
A podcast is fine, but like not, Uh, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
Mind if in the Murder cast, like the sound of
the grass when he's going to drag a body out
somewhere or something, that's fine, but I don't need a bunch.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
Of Yeah, it was a sound effect forever you hear
doors open and then like we get the door.

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
Just read me the book. Yeah, self explanatory. There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
Uh coming up in a few minutes, we're going to
listen to your talk back messages and uh, I got.

Speaker 6 (01:17:55):
We're just gonna have a lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
Hang on.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
Drew and Laura Portland's Rock Station one oh five nine
The brew Stannard, Drew and Laura coming up next, you're
gonna hear another keyword for you. Chance to fly to
Las Vegas for free to see our I Heart Ready
Music festival. You got the Offspring, Sammy Hagar, Brian Adams.
I mean it's like a two day show. Those sixteen
acts I heard.

Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
Yeah, it's gonna be great.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
And if you don't like all the bands you're in Vegas,
you know, go do some fun because we're also gonna
give you give you a thousand dollars so you can go.

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
Party, do whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
Yeah, and Vegas is so expensive these days, like they've
kind of ruined it. I love going to Vegas, but
when they charge you twenty seven dollars for.

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
A water, You're like, what am I doing? It's a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
It's way too much. But when you have cash in
your pocket.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
That's not yours. That's the way to do.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
Vegas these days is on someone else's dime. As a
matter of fact, it looks like Eric last Friday, Eric
from Camus won himself.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
A trip to Vegas to see our I Heltready music festivals.

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
Oh it's totally serious.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
You can tell he's from Camus.

Speaker 6 (01:18:57):
That that left can't believe it, can't believe it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
That's a stoner's laugh if I ever heard one. Yeah,
he's gonna have a blast.

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
Uh kind of in shock shock he said, Yeah, I'm
just just sitting at my desk at work and you know,
didn't actect that. Yeah, then boom bro going to Vegas
with with a G and your pot.

Speaker 6 (01:19:15):
That's how it happens. You know, you just get a
phone call, you got to pick it up.

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
So coming up next, you're gonna hear another keyword. The
moment you hear it, you got to text it into
two hundred two hundred. So get that number ready, two
hundred two hundred. The keywords coming up right after jone
Jet It's Tanner, Drew and Laura on one O five
nine The Brew.

Speaker 8 (01:19:32):
You're listener Drew and Laura, Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
Poor LYNNZ Rock Station one O five nine the Brew.
It's Tanner, Jew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
Oh, I thought you were eating chips for a second, Laura, No, I.

Speaker 6 (01:19:45):
Wish I wish I had some chips.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
Babe's putting some headphones off.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
We are getting some text messages coming in on our
McLoughlin Chevrolet text line. Uh, this one says, uh, why
does Tanner still say jon Jet like it's one word
and not a person's name.

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
Yeah, pause between the two words.

Speaker 4 (01:20:00):
I think you've always jone jetted.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
Yeah, and that's her name, Joan Jet. Yeah, jone Jet,
jone Jet. Who cares if I say it fast?

Speaker 4 (01:20:09):
That person who just texts it.

Speaker 6 (01:20:11):
I'm glad that we're not the only ones who noticed.

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
Oh you noticed it too.

Speaker 6 (01:20:14):
We've confronted you on this, yeah, because we've given tickets
away and you're like, okay, Jet, I don't thanks you
chance to tickets to see Joan Jet.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
I'm really good at blocking out my trauma, so fair
enough don't remember. But I guess I say it wrong.
I'll try to say Joan Jet.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
She'll age out. We said it for the last thirty years,
She'll age out.

Speaker 6 (01:20:33):
It's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
This one says, oh, we were talking about hobbies and
hobbies that men have that women find attractive.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
It looks like reading was at number one.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
And this text from thirty forty nine says, I'm guessing
my hobby of getting autographs in person that hotels downtown
is not on the list.

Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
Yeah, j dig that dude.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
Could we spend the next three hours camped out in
front of Lady Gott's room.

Speaker 3 (01:20:57):
Wait, so you stock celebrities for for autograph.

Speaker 6 (01:21:01):
Yeah, when you say stalking is one of my favorite hobbies,
you know, I draw the line, but I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
Stuck you right, just stuck them.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
I did say earlier that I want to take a
wood shopping class. Yeah, and fat Thor says, haha, Tanner
likes to play with wood.

Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
Whittle it up, baby, He's not wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Eight sixty six four four five, one O five nine
is the phone number. We're gonna check those talkback messages
in a second. So if you got something to say
to the show, download the app. Once you have the
Bruce streaming, press the microphone button. It's one O five
nine The Brew.

Speaker 8 (01:21:32):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura one.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
O five nine the Brew.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
It's Portland's rock station, Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
Dude, you guys who and gals who are working outside today,
I don't know how you do it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:48):
We're inside and our ace's busted today.

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
Whole building, not just the room for once. Yeah, it's
the whole building. And we got like a three story building.
There's a bunch of businesses in this building. We're on
the top floor, so we just we're baking right in
the sun. And you know, we're on the I five
two seventeen interchange. If you've driven past, you see, I.

Speaker 6 (01:22:06):
Learned the other day is the heaviest trafficked intersection in Oregon.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
That's right, yeah, and we're right next to it. We're planned.
If you see that the iHeart building, that's.

Speaker 4 (01:22:17):
Us and where our studio is actually basically right behind it,
so our heart is beating right behind the art.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
When I came in here this morning, it was eighty
six degrees in the studio because the doors were shot
all weekend and the heat just sits in here. And
we have a thermostat in here because we were bitching
about this years ago, right yeah, And so I looked
at it and said, eighty six degrees inside, and then
all our equipment, our computers were overheating.

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
Like when I came in here, my computer was going
that's never a good side.

Speaker 4 (01:22:45):
Yeah, I'm I feel like I'm wet under all my clothes.

Speaker 6 (01:22:48):
Yeah, my scalp is sweating. I feel like I just
got off the treadmill.

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
Yeah, And I know people are like I work out bitching,
but we don't know everybody. Nobody's saying you're not going
through it. Yeah, we're for bitches, and I'd.

Speaker 4 (01:23:01):
Say anybody would not be comfortable in this.

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
I'm gonna call Court and I don't think we should
do our meeting today.

Speaker 6 (01:23:07):
This has been his life all weekend because he doesn't
have any a c in his hand.

Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
I don't know why he torches his family just a
couple of weekends.

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
A year, saw him here early. Maybe he thought he'd
be nice and cool and.

Speaker 6 (01:23:19):
Yeah, didn't escape anything.

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
Court.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
It's too hot to do the meeting today. I'm just
gonna go home right after the show.

Speaker 10 (01:23:25):
Okay, look at that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
He's like, I'm hot too. Yeah, it's hot here right,
Like it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:23:31):
Yeah, No, it's it's oiling the old building. There's the
AC is out just about everywhere else.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
We've been dealing with this for how many years?

Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
Five?

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
Ten years? This is the HVAC.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
System twelve since we've never been right, So then.

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
What's the deal.

Speaker 6 (01:23:45):
Why don't they just if they know there's a problem
and everyone's suffering, why don't they just get the h
fax whatever?

Speaker 9 (01:23:51):
You know?

Speaker 6 (01:23:51):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:23:52):
Get it changed.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
Yours so flustered right now, she can't even talk right,
You can't say we have to fix it court.

Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
Okay, I don't think he has any hope in it,
like I don't. Twelve years is a long time. And
maybe and how many times we said, oh, they promised,
it's not happening.

Speaker 11 (01:24:10):
Yeah, Well, people came here every single year, and every
single year it breaks.

Speaker 5 (01:24:16):
I mean, it's the building just sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
Well, I'm let me call I'm gonna call our GM
real quick, and I'm gonna complain because I'm going to
file a complaint with the state.

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
We need hazard pay.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
Yeah, I want Hazzard pay. This is ridiculous. I can't
work in these conditions.

Speaker 5 (01:24:29):
Chuck yourself out.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
I'm gonna tell him, dude, I need I need extra
pay for this or I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:24:34):
Going extra deodorant. I need deodorant fund.

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
Do you know how bad Lure stinks in the studio Marshall, Yeah,
I think he's still on VAK till tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
His office of clothes even a sales meeting.

Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
The sales meeting. Oh, so it's gonna be tough.

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
Lacross is probably up there too, damn it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
All right, Well, I'm calling somebody and I'm gonna tell
what we're upset about, filing a complaint.

Speaker 4 (01:24:58):
I'm gonna go to the manager of the offic us
next to us and complain to them, because you know
they got authority.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
It's so hot, Court that when I leave, I don't
even think I can do our post show meeting over
zoom Like, I don't even think I can do it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:07):
You're too hot.

Speaker 5 (01:25:09):
Perfect, That's that works out great for me because I
don't want to do it either.

Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
All right, Well, then we're in an agreement.

Speaker 6 (01:25:16):
We don't have to do Nobody wants to put any
work into this show. Too hot, any effort into this show.

Speaker 3 (01:25:23):
It's too hot to do work now, she said, why
is starting out? That's fair enough. Court, All right, Court,
well how are you? How are you doing in your office?
It's hot though, right, and because he didn't get to
cool down last night.

Speaker 5 (01:25:39):
Yeah, no, I mean my studio is hot. To the salesforce.
We was hot.

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
So yet, why do you do that to your family?

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Why do you torture your family and not get a
C I mean, for God's sake, you've got money. You've
got money to get the AC.

Speaker 5 (01:25:53):
No, I don't kidding.

Speaker 4 (01:25:55):
I mean it's now that he has, now that he
has the house built, it's way more than that option
he would given because when the when the house is
a skeleton, right, he can do things easily. Now to
put in an h BAC system now would be very expense.

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
So you regret that, right, I mean that's a huge
mistake for you and your family.

Speaker 5 (01:26:12):
Well, yeah, I mean it was. I wouldn't say huge mistake,
but it was. You know, I in my own back,
I would have taken the I would have taken the AC.

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
He could have gotten it for to what two grand
I don't remember, it's like two grand.

Speaker 5 (01:26:22):
Well, because they would yeah, they're putting in at the
furnace at the time, and he said, well, yeah, we're
an extra you know, fifteen hundred bucks. We could just
you know, technical to this.

Speaker 6 (01:26:29):
What the hell is the matter because at the time
it didn't get that hot here.

Speaker 4 (01:26:32):
It was a different time.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
What years that hot here?

Speaker 5 (01:26:37):
That was nineteen years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:26:39):
And there's no global warming. Guys.

Speaker 4 (01:26:41):
We promised the fact that he did not need a
c and now he sleeps on the foot, still breathing
through a strow, gets still got pretty hot in the
summertime here, you know, nothing, maybe not like one hundred
and five or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
I remember I remember my grandmother from Texas coming up
in August to visit me twenty something years ago, right,
and she said, she goes, I'm never coming up in
August again because it's.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
Too hot for her.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
But luckily in Texas everywhere had air conditioning. But in
Portland at that time we didn't. So like when she
came and stayed with us, we had no AC and
we have always.

Speaker 4 (01:27:09):
Had heat waves of course. It's just the fact that
it stays hot till eight pm is something we did
not deal with back then, right, we used to get
relief at dark.

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
All right, Well, I'm not I can't do the meeting.
I'm just I'm gonna have a heat stroke. So hallucinating, actually, yeah,
pretty nicely.

Speaker 5 (01:27:25):
Definitely get your car and drive then if you're hallucinating,
that's probably a great idea.

Speaker 3 (01:27:29):
Yeah, yeah, no, you're right.

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
It's one way to solve your problem.

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
In the car.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
So yeah, right, you'll slowly come out of the hallucination
by the time I'm home, I'll be back.

Speaker 3 (01:27:38):
It'll be fine, all right, Bud, All right, how was
your weekend? It do you care?

Speaker 6 (01:27:49):
I kind of care.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
You don't.

Speaker 4 (01:27:50):
I'd rather hear Journey.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
You're gonna hear court Story and be like, wow, real
waste of time. Wish I could get my three minutes,
but hit me with the song We're commercial Free.

Speaker 3 (01:27:58):
It Stannard, You and Laura on one of five nine.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
The Brew.

Speaker 3 (01:28:04):
And Laura one.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
O five nine the Brew. It's Portland's rock station, Tanner
Jew and Laura uh So coming.

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
Up in a few minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
I've got here this this study that finds why music
does absolutely nothing for some people.

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
Like some people listen to music and they feel the
zero emotion. It doesn't it doesn't make them feel good
or angry like metal? Sometimes?

Speaker 4 (01:28:30):
Are those the same people who drown an animal in
a shoe box? Pretty sure sounds like a sociopath.

Speaker 6 (01:28:35):
Or like, have you ever talked to somebody who has
never gotten a song stuck in their head?

Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
Like they're just like, wow, could you not?

Speaker 6 (01:28:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
I get songs stuck in my head every single day,
wake up with songs stuck on I.

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
Right, like you'll dream it or something.

Speaker 6 (01:28:46):
Yes, for no reasons. Sometimes I'm just like, what.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
Well, we'll talk about this here in just a few minutes.
And also I want to know, I guess if you
don't feel music, are you even listening to the radio?

Speaker 6 (01:28:57):
Probably not, because you would assume anyone who listening to
the radio station is doing so at least in part
because they enjoyed the music, right, not us?

Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
No, no, no, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
Maybe if they can't feel it, they can There's still
something there.

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:29:10):
My brain just can't compute right.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
Well, we'll talk about that in a second. I do
know that Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
I just want to remind everyone that Friday is the
last day for Tanner and beef Water's blubber Burn. You
know where me and Casey for the last six weeks
have been going at it to see who can lose
the most weight.

Speaker 3 (01:29:25):
Friday at eight am.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
Surely from G three Fitness will be on the show
and she's gonna reveal where we're at and who wins.
Do I have to let a trantula crawl across my
body or does Beefwoater have to show's.

Speaker 3 (01:29:36):
Toes we find out Friday. I am feeling well.

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
I stepped on the scale this morning because I hadn't
stepped on the scale since last Wednesday when we did
the weigh in. Yeah, and I'm I'm feeling a lot
more positive than.

Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
I was last week.

Speaker 6 (01:29:47):
Prize.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
Well, I think you pushed through the plateau.

Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
You know, we all said that there would be a
couple of weeks where it doesn't feel like you're getting anywhere,
and then you push through the wall.

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
And you've done that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
I've been putting that work in, man, I've been working out.
I didn't work out Saturday, or no, I did last night.
So I didn't work out Friday. Your Saturday, that's what
it was. But you held off on the drinks. I
didn't eat a bunch of popcorn at the move.

Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
The only thing I drank this weekend was success. It's
a six pack of success.

Speaker 4 (01:30:11):
And don't look for it. It's not at seven to eleven.
Success from within.

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
Oh yeah, exactly, it's bottled at the source. Friday night,
I almost did.

Speaker 2 (01:30:21):
I actually took a beer out of the fridge and
I set it in my cupholder next to my computer
and beer beer.

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
I decided not to open it.

Speaker 6 (01:30:27):
Oh look too, the willpower is strong with this one.

Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
It was hard. Let me tell you, well, you're almost there.
I'm very proud of Friday effort.

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
Well, technically Thursday, because that's when we weigh in. Yeah,
you could have a beer Thursday, maybe I will do
your thing.

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
We'll see.

Speaker 6 (01:30:42):
And you've probably lost about five pounds in here this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:30:44):
Just due it's so hot.

Speaker 4 (01:30:45):
Just on sweating.

Speaker 3 (01:30:46):
My upper lip lost three pounds.

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
So yeah, I get the upper lip sweat, and I
get a little boob sweat, little man boob sweat.

Speaker 4 (01:30:53):
And the lip actually doesn't happen until the end, like
when it's too far and we're too far. I've been
like a windshield, have been white this thing off for
an hour. Yeah, our AC's busted in the in the
building today, So great day, like one of the hottest
days of the year, and it's great at it.

Speaker 6 (01:31:07):
That's usually when it happens.

Speaker 3 (01:31:09):
Though. They got to get a new HVAC system.

Speaker 6 (01:31:11):
I know, if your HVAC system cannot handle extreme temperatures,
then let's getting up grade.

Speaker 5 (01:31:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
Is there an HVAC guy who can fix our junk?

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
That sounded briek? Is there an HVACK guy who can
fix our system? Because holy hell, for twelve years this
thing has been broken. You know, like it will work
for a while and then it won't work, or it'll work,
but only half the buildings getting air and the other
half is burning up.

Speaker 3 (01:31:31):
It has to be the deal.

Speaker 4 (01:31:33):
Like you know, when they come over to your house
and I do you want us to fix the ac
or put a band aid on it? I think every
time they say hit us with a band aid.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
Yeah, these companies, they don't want to pay the money.
Those guys should just sweat it out.

Speaker 18 (01:31:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
I might pass out. I'm going home. It's just ridiculous.
It's one of five nine the brew Tanner. Drew and Laura.
We're commercial free.

Speaker 8 (01:31:53):
You're listening Drew and Laura. Dinner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
You know, there are people out there who absolutely feel
nothing when.

Speaker 3 (01:32:06):
They listen to music.

Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
They just they don't feel anything, and it doesn't make
them emotional. It doesn't make them happy or sad or anything,
which is strange to me. Certain individuals exhibit a condition
known as specific music musical and donnia. I don't know
if I'm saying that right, and any Donnie, I don't
know where music fails to trigger pleasure in their brains,
despite normal hearing and the ability to derive joy from

(01:32:29):
other stimuli, Like they can find a movie and entertaining
like food or yeah, but like the music. Apparently, approximately
ten percent of people have this low music reward something TI.

Speaker 6 (01:32:41):
I like feel bad for those people that they don't
get to enjoy, like experience the joy of listening to music.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
They say, however, to qualify as music as the syndrome,
this musical disability, they must also display normal responses to
other rewards and know music perception issues.

Speaker 3 (01:33:03):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (01:33:03):
It's also strange to me.

Speaker 6 (01:33:05):
So they don't have a problem hearing.

Speaker 3 (01:33:08):
It's just a matter of.

Speaker 4 (01:33:09):
They hear it, they catch the beat or whatever, but
it just doesn't do anything for them.

Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
God, who does not feel music? What is who hurts you?
Is what I want to know. How do you not
feel music?

Speaker 4 (01:33:21):
That you're desensitized in some way? And maybe that's just
something you're born with, But for me, like I will
chase the emotion to a point, you know, like, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:33:30):
That almost made me cry.

Speaker 10 (01:33:32):
Let's play it.

Speaker 4 (01:33:32):
Again exactly, and let's really dig in because that's what
makes music magic.

Speaker 3 (01:33:37):
Yeah, I can't understand people like that, but too bad.

Speaker 6 (01:33:41):
But I mean, I guess if like you're one of
the people who listens to music, it doesn't feel anything
you don't. You're not missing out on anything because it's
just not it doesn't do it for you.

Speaker 4 (01:33:49):
It's like if you're born with no sense of smell
or you can't taste.

Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
Like I can't get my head around that. But that's
just what enormous. What would you rather not have your
sense of taste or music being pleasurable? I would rather
have my sense of taste.

Speaker 4 (01:34:02):
Yeah, yeah, I don't want to the people who have
called this show and said it feels like eating mush
every day.

Speaker 3 (01:34:08):
Of your life.

Speaker 4 (01:34:08):
Yeah, now just take the taste.

Speaker 3 (01:34:10):
I mean I'd like that both. Did you only get
any one choice?

Speaker 6 (01:34:13):
Yeah, I'm not sure what I would do.

Speaker 3 (01:34:14):
You're not sure music?

Speaker 4 (01:34:16):
Do you go in mush with a little bit of music?

Speaker 6 (01:34:18):
I might, because I mean you can still enjoy textures.

Speaker 3 (01:34:21):
And you could eat healthier foods that you don't like.
That's true.

Speaker 4 (01:34:24):
You know it would fry because it wouldn't even give
you any.

Speaker 3 (01:34:27):
Yeah, like why eat? Why eat unhealthy if it's like
it's all mush.

Speaker 6 (01:34:30):
Yeah, I mean I feel like textually, I really enjoy
the texture of vegetables, So I'd probably just eat more
vegetables and probably so healthy.

Speaker 3 (01:34:38):
Right, rocking out to good music.

Speaker 2 (01:34:40):
Yeah, speaking of music, there's a song that's been declared
the worst song ever made.

Speaker 6 (01:34:46):
Oh that's that is quite.

Speaker 3 (01:34:48):
The worst song ever made. And I got to say,
I don't know that I've heard this song.

Speaker 6 (01:34:51):
Quite a claim.

Speaker 3 (01:34:52):
Okay, yes, not tub thumping.

Speaker 2 (01:34:54):
It's not tub dumping, which is you know every word
that's kind of a banger, it is, And how dare
you I take it? But like, there are bands out
there songs that I just like. Any anything from you
two's catalog is terrible to me. Anything from Ghost I
can't stand that band Ghost.

Speaker 4 (01:35:09):
Yeah, I would think I would guess that the worst
of all time is probably something that I don't know
front and center because it sucks so bad.

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
Well, the song Home by Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zero.

Speaker 6 (01:35:20):
You've heard this song.

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
I listened to it. It didn't really really familiar.

Speaker 6 (01:35:24):
I feel like it's a very popular wedding song.

Speaker 3 (01:35:27):
Yeah, well, maybe that's why I.

Speaker 4 (01:35:30):
Believe you.

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
It's been it's been declared the worst song ever by
just people on the internet.

Speaker 6 (01:35:35):
Oh man, it's such a popular song. That surprises me.
I don't really like the song, but it does surprise
me that.

Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
Here's a here's a clip the worst song. Here's the clip.

Speaker 2 (01:35:52):
It's terrible, like something be on the credits of a
sitcom in the seventies.

Speaker 4 (01:36:03):
This is big and then early like the early DS,
Yes eight nine, like this would be an early version
of of the clip goes.

Speaker 3 (01:36:12):
Viral, Yes, totally.

Speaker 4 (01:36:14):
They were doing all videos to this.

Speaker 6 (01:36:18):
So this sound is very reminiscent of that time.

Speaker 4 (01:36:20):
Yeah, like suspenders in a weird hat.

Speaker 3 (01:36:22):
Yes, well, here is.

Speaker 2 (01:36:27):
Someone defending that song bone It's Home.

Speaker 4 (01:36:32):
There are definitely worse songs. We've listened to five of
them this morning off the air.

Speaker 3 (01:36:37):
Yeah, this guy Ebert says that the bones of home
are good. Okay, all right, like the structure.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
Of the song. And here's how you know what the
song is good?

Speaker 19 (01:36:44):
All right, if the bones are good, If the bones
let the song survive context. If you pull it out
of an acoustic guitar, you put a piano there, Oh, and
it works. It's a good song. If it works, it's
a good song. You pull it out of the piano,
you put it on a harp, it still works. And
you take it out of the harp, you singing a cappolla.

Speaker 3 (01:37:03):
Still It's like he heard himself do it wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:37:08):
He's like, I'm gonna lean in and do it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:09):
You're singing an Acapollapola.

Speaker 2 (01:37:11):
I really like that Acapolla band from the TV show
Who Frames Carmen San Diego?

Speaker 3 (01:37:16):
Or where rock Rocapella Pella, that's called rockapella.

Speaker 4 (01:37:22):
That's sweetest suits you ever saw.

Speaker 3 (01:37:23):
Sure that came to my high school one year?

Speaker 4 (01:37:25):
Did they wear their sweet fruit stripe guat huge? They not,
because it's tough to be in those all day shoulder pads.

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
That's the gig that is.

Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
True where they are out. What song is worse than
Home from Edward Shark? There's got to be another song.
I think there's other songs out there that are worse
than that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:44):
You tell me there are so.

Speaker 6 (01:37:45):
Many bad songs that it's tough to choose. It's like saying,
what's the best song ever?

Speaker 2 (01:37:49):
Shoot us a top back message to our iHeartRadio app,
and you tell us what the worst song of all
time is?

Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
What do you think it is? Then, Laura, No, I did.
That's what I mean. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:37:57):
That's really tough to choose.

Speaker 4 (01:37:59):
And I don't think Home deserves the deserves the title.
There's just trash all of it about it.

Speaker 6 (01:38:04):
What about kid Rock and Sheryl Crow.

Speaker 4 (01:38:06):
Oh, I hate that song.

Speaker 2 (01:38:09):
It is the picture. Yeah, it's trash. Friendship's over. Yeah,
I hated that song pretty much anything well, I guess
early kid rock.

Speaker 3 (01:38:19):
Boy, I like that.

Speaker 4 (01:38:21):
Yeah, I like that, Yeah, early on when you had
the little guy on tour.

Speaker 3 (01:38:25):
He's just yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
I saw him at the Sale Marmory when that guy
was told to right. That's the part with Limp Biscuit. Okay,
who else something?

Speaker 4 (01:38:32):
But there was a ton of warrants at that show, by.

Speaker 6 (01:38:34):
The way, no doubt.

Speaker 3 (01:38:36):
Yeah, I don't know. I'm trying to think of the
worst song. There's a song for it, me more or
not to me more?

Speaker 6 (01:38:45):
Really hate that song. She conformed it like the Grammys
or something. It's called Anyone.

Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
She's screeching, she's screeching from the in the song. But
it's a meaningful song.

Speaker 5 (01:38:57):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:38:57):
I think we don't have the system anymore. Thank god.
It doesn't long in the system taking up space.

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
That's me when I sing it's a stupid song ever list, Okay,
I gotta pull it up on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
I got to show people how dumb. Yeah, it's called Anybody, Yeah, anyone.

Speaker 6 (01:39:13):
Or any really? I remember you really went off on dude.

Speaker 3 (01:39:17):
It makes me want to punch things.

Speaker 2 (01:39:19):
I've never wanted to be violent here and listening to music,
and then this song did it for me.

Speaker 3 (01:39:23):
Same music doesn't make you feel well, She's just I
like to mee Levado. I think she's a good singer.

Speaker 2 (01:39:28):
This is out of her key or out of her
range or whatever it is, and it's just stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
She goes, she goes.

Speaker 10 (01:39:35):
I feel stupid when I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:39:36):
Well, you should, you know it sounds like trash.

Speaker 4 (01:39:39):
You know who would have hit the notes?

Speaker 3 (01:39:40):
Ryl Crow with kid Rock on harmony?

Speaker 4 (01:39:45):
Yep, come on, get in there, Tanner, anyone.

Speaker 6 (01:39:51):
I'd like to hear you hit those notes anyway?

Speaker 20 (01:39:54):
There it is, I need someone, any what, any She's desperate, she.

Speaker 3 (01:40:04):
Wants just anywhere.

Speaker 6 (01:40:05):
Awful, there's gotta be somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:40:08):
Is the lady at the bar when it closes, screaming
Lady the light song go Home?

Speaker 10 (01:40:12):
It's a no.

Speaker 2 (01:40:15):
Awful, awful song? What song it was worse than that?
I can't think of them?

Speaker 3 (01:40:20):
God, not even a U two song? Okay, man, I
can think of like three or four, Yeah, a couple albums.
What do you think the worst song ever is?

Speaker 2 (01:40:27):
Shoot us a talk back through our iHeartRadio app, or
a text message on her mcloughlins everlet text line at
nine eight one nine seven.

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
Now what's trending all right?

Speaker 3 (01:40:39):
Online?

Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
At one o five nine The brew dot Comic got
a lot of good stuff movie trailers a galore.

Speaker 3 (01:40:44):
We got these little random.

Speaker 2 (01:40:45):
Clips that we've been playing all morning, like, uh oh,
you know, some people were asking where I got the
Arnold song?

Speaker 3 (01:40:51):
That was funny? Yeah? What was it was that up there?

Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
I think it was Ai and I think AI like
someone call I'll play this again and I'll put up
on the sun because it's it's really just a banger.

Speaker 3 (01:41:03):
Do you hear this beef water?

Speaker 5 (01:41:04):
I did?

Speaker 3 (01:41:05):
Yeah, you like it?

Speaker 12 (01:41:11):
I'll get that turp of man down. What's gonna be
my head? Inform the town but lit for me? You
listen to.

Speaker 2 (01:41:36):
I'm not the only one who thought Snow and Informer
they were gonna be big.

Speaker 4 (01:41:39):
I had that single as a kid, and I'm like,
I love this. Give it a big, big, big babe,
yeah and then nothing. We should have a Canadian white rapper.

Speaker 3 (01:41:49):
Can we get him in a bacon beer?

Speaker 6 (01:41:51):
Probably we have like a we should have a Snow
informer karaoke contest.

Speaker 10 (01:41:55):
I do remember the video. I remember the music video.

Speaker 4 (01:41:58):
And you have like the cool guy glasses whole deal.

Speaker 10 (01:42:01):
I mean that was I remember right.

Speaker 2 (01:42:03):
We could do a karaoke contest out our next Bacon
and Beer. I don't know if we do all do
the same song.

Speaker 6 (01:42:09):
Or it's gotta be Yeah, I think it should be if,
especially if we do like Snow and Former. You can't
like practice ahead of time.

Speaker 3 (01:42:15):
We should do Edward Sharp's Home. Yeah, I hear the
worst song.

Speaker 6 (01:42:18):
Everyone's How do you feel about that song?

Speaker 10 (01:42:21):
Beef Water, Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zero.

Speaker 3 (01:42:24):
Yeah, that's them.

Speaker 10 (01:42:26):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:26):
No, you don't. Nobody likes his songs. That's sorry. That's
why it was named.

Speaker 6 (01:42:37):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:42:37):
By the way, we got a lot of talkbacks from
people sharing, uh, in their opinion, they're.

Speaker 3 (01:42:42):
The worst song least okay, Yeah, here's just talkback.

Speaker 11 (01:42:46):
By far, the worst song ever this Sunday Bloody Sunday
by you two.

Speaker 1 (01:42:50):
I'm right with you, Tanner got those guys.

Speaker 3 (01:42:52):
Suck is a douche. I like, I'm not.

Speaker 6 (01:42:57):
I'm not the biggest fan of you too, but Sunday
blood Sunday is a song of theirs that I can
actually tolerate.

Speaker 4 (01:43:02):
It's not the worst one they have, right, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:43:07):
Here's more talking about.

Speaker 17 (01:43:08):
Coming home from my wedding in nineteen ninety before, I
heard a remake of Urgent the Foreigner song.

Speaker 3 (01:43:18):
And it was absolutely horrible. And I've never been able
to find it since then. Oh, I mean, thank god. Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (01:43:26):
Remember when I I remember I was on Kduck and
Eugene when Biscuits behind Blue Eyes came out.

Speaker 3 (01:43:31):
Their cover of that Who Is that Who?

Speaker 1 (01:43:34):
Who?

Speaker 3 (01:43:34):
Yeah Who?

Speaker 2 (01:43:35):
And I remember listeners calling in saying it was one
of the worst things they ever heard. I kind of
liked it, but you know, I suppose it did almost
kill rock and.

Speaker 6 (01:43:43):
Roll and I didn't even I didn't. I was not
familiar with the original back in the day, so I
didn't know it was a cover that is.

Speaker 4 (01:43:49):
The original version of those darn kids. I mean, you
think about how much the people love the Who, loved
the Who, and then this guy shows up and some
would say butchered some I did it very nice, but
you have no idea who who is? At the time.

Speaker 3 (01:44:03):
It's a tough sell. More talkbacks.

Speaker 18 (01:44:05):
I once saw a list of the worst songs on
MTV or VH one or something, and they said, Semi
Sonic's closing time. You know that annoying ass song they
play at the end of you know, we play it
bar time to kick you out clubing time.

Speaker 5 (01:44:22):
It's garbage. I hate it.

Speaker 18 (01:44:23):
If I ever have to hear it again, I'll throttle
whoever put it on.

Speaker 6 (01:44:28):
Anyway, you gotta go get it on for it rot
Row Semi Sonic coming up next.

Speaker 3 (01:44:32):
I think we'll have it here in twenty minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:44:33):
Yeah, I'm sure here's not a talkback worst song.

Speaker 1 (01:44:35):
There's got to be a couple of them, off the
top of my head.

Speaker 8 (01:44:38):
John Lennon Chuck Berry featuring Yoko Ono.

Speaker 1 (01:44:42):
Yeah, Johnny be good. Yeah up there, that's probably one
of the worst songs.

Speaker 2 (01:44:46):
John Berry's face when she starts to sing, he's in
some pure, pure shock.

Speaker 4 (01:44:50):
He's like, I needed money for drugs.

Speaker 3 (01:44:52):
He's looking at John like, get her awful story on real.
It's a great clip. Go look about that up on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
If you haven't seen the video, look it up.

Speaker 18 (01:44:59):
Oh yeah, I just and then anything done by Corey
Feldman seems pretty on bar with.

Speaker 3 (01:45:03):
How Dare You Start? Is always how dare you Corey
Feldman's national treasure? Have you made a pretty good case?

Speaker 10 (01:45:09):
Have you heard the new Corey Feldman?

Speaker 5 (01:45:10):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:45:10):
What is it called? It called characters? Oh boy?

Speaker 5 (01:45:13):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:45:13):
Is it pretty swear?

Speaker 16 (01:45:15):
He's a banger with two bees?

Speaker 6 (01:45:18):
Is it double appropriate to play on the radio.

Speaker 10 (01:45:21):
Yeah, I don't believe it's anything.

Speaker 3 (01:45:22):
Okay, Well, I got the lucky dumb button.

Speaker 2 (01:45:24):
I can't play it on the internet though, Sorry, guys,
Oh boy, it's still trash.

Speaker 6 (01:45:29):
Are we trying to get him on the show. We're
never gonna get him on.

Speaker 3 (01:45:32):
Tried talking like that. Casey failed at it, so blame him.

Speaker 4 (01:45:35):
He's bigger than us.

Speaker 3 (01:45:37):
Tried. Yeah, we got more talk back.

Speaker 14 (01:45:39):
Hey, what's up, brew crew? This is Bill. I think
one of the most annoying songs is ninety nine Red Balloons.
I just I don't know. I just can't handle that song.
And that song you just played made me hit things.
Take care of rock on love you guys, Talk to
you soon.

Speaker 3 (01:45:56):
Goldfinger's got a good version.

Speaker 6 (01:45:57):
It's gonna say I prefer the Goldfinger ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (01:46:00):
This one's good. I like this song, but I you
know it could kind of be annoying. I can see it.
I guess it's a good song to go out on
you guys. Yeah. Dun dun dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,
dun dun dun.

Speaker 5 (01:46:14):
This is a.

Speaker 3 (01:46:15):
Banger, bro.

Speaker 4 (01:46:16):
It's the songs older than you'd think.

Speaker 3 (01:46:18):
Nineteen eighty four. Whoa what the original?

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:46:21):
Yeh yeah, yeah, yea yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:46:22):
All right, that does it for us. Cord is in
here next. He will not be playing this. He has
no taste of.

Speaker 6 (01:46:28):
Music, playing semi sonicvie.

Speaker 10 (01:46:32):
We just gotta say two thousand. That song came out
by the gold Fingers.

Speaker 3 (01:46:36):
Okay, so you're I graduate wow, right at fingy o'clock.

Speaker 2 (01:46:41):
All right, we'll see it tomorrow with another pair of
tickets to go see Lincoln Park at seven thirty in
the morning with our new game two in the link. Yeah,
it's at seven thirty tomorrow. We will see you then.
It's one of five nine the Brew Tanner, Ju and Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:46:53):
Bye.