TD&L Full Show For Monday- Man vs Beast

On today's show we talked about the viral question of who would win in a battle to the death between a gorilla and 100 men. We also discussed stealing things from restaurants and we are one day away from Beefwaters One Man March for Autism Acceptance!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You, Banner, Drew, Laura, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yah, Hey, what
is happening? It is Monday, Monday, April twenty eighth, twenty
twenty five, Tanner, Drew and Laura. We are long live
this morning. Actually all week we've got we don't have that.

(00:21):
We have tickets to see Creed. Oh what arms Water Brown.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
They're coming to test stopping.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Dude, they've got some bangers. You say what you want,
but they got a couple of bangers. I mean they're cheesy.
I'm not gonna sit here and defend Scott like he's
not cool, right, But he was like, well, you know,
in his day, he's got a couple of bangers. In
his day, he was pretty cool. Oh no, I saw him.
I saw him live.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
It was a real flash.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
So I saw him a kfo's rock Fest when they
just had the first song out my own prison.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
It was just their only song that was out at
the time. And he came out and I remember he
goes it was their final song and he goes, it's
about that time, you guys, Oh, oh it's been with
You're welcome, you know, and like it was a fun song.
But he just like he had a shirt off and
he was smashing the mic stand on the stage, and
I just I was like, this guy's goober.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
There wasn't a lot of real rock star.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yes, but you're right on both levels. A. He's a goober. B.
He has a couple of songs that have withstood time.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, I I My sacrifice is a good morning sacrifice. Higher.
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
He says that people are going to be every word.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Come on, well, I have tickets all week. Your first
chance this morning is coming up at seven third in.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
This morning the video where he's that we watched last
time we gave.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Careers falling from a building. Yeah, that's six free through.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
That one, right, I don't know right so far and
he's just.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
In free fall for four minutes. I think it's a
day and a half, a full day, I mean the
entire video.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
I can't remember what the song is though, I feel like.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
That's it Creed falling from building. I'm stripping that into YouTube.
It comes up one last bread.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
One last.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Oh just right said the words an in step.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
This is this one?

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Oh yeah, I think it is that. I think it's
the one that we were singing.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Are you standing on top of a mountain?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, Oh it's a mountain, yes.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Heard aer right, this is not how it stars.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Right, Oh yeah, Clo.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I love it. I don't care anybody said. It's just
got a sound. It had a time, you know, like, yeah,
it just got it.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
To make his voice do that.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I think it's the only way he can make sound.
That's the only way if he tries to if he
tries to sing normally, I think wild noises come out.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
But have you ever heard him trying to sing the
national anthem? Maybe we'll play that later on today. Let's
not no, we should for sure.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
He's singing the anthem we do it for the country,
for America.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, I think it's that like a NASCAR vent or something.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Like anthem nobody asked for.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, we'll play that coming up tickets at seven thirty
this morning. Also, Beef Water's One Man March is Wednesday.
I do want to mention this before we move forward,
because I got I want to mention this like all
day today, that shake Shack has actually stepped up. Let
me pull us up here.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
I just had it.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Where to go should be.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
The top of the top.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Here is here? It is so shake Shack is stepped up.
They want to. They actually reached out to us and said,
we want to help out beef Flodder or support beef
flatter and the one man march on Wednesday where he's
going to walk from the radio station and tigered to
the motor center and so uh on on tomorrow, I
guess tomorrow, all day tomorrow if you mention if you
mentioned uh beef Water's one man march at the checkout

(03:41):
stand at Shakeshack and Beaverton and this is the one
I guess at the Shakeshack Bridgeport Village.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, so not Beaverton, right right there at the mall.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, so Shakeshack Bridgeport Village. If you go there and
mention one of five nine the brew, you'll get twenty
five percent off your order.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
I think it's is it all day or.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Is it twenty five percent off your order or twenty
five percent goes to the charity?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh sorry, twenty four percent go to your total media.
Yeah to that what you just said. But they actually
said it was the first two hours, lord, but then
they expanded it all day. Well, yeah, it is all day.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
It's actually such an awesome deal that unsolicited two and
at first, yeah, they were like, you know, what for
a couple hours, So we're gonna throw we're gonna throw
some bones at that for people who eat here. And
then to hear that yesterday that it's the whole.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Day, all day, that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
So to make it clear, the the Shake Shack at
Bridgeport Village and tigered, twenty five percent of your total
meal purchase will go to the beefo you know, to
be Flatters one man March. We're actually gonna check in
and see what the total is later on. But you
can't donate at one five nine the brew dot com.
But that's really cool Shake Shack to step up. I
love their food huge, I love I love their fries
and shakes, and you know, I really appreciate them stepping

(04:47):
up and doing that for us.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
I'm definitely gonna be there. It's nice that it's my
home shack, but I'd be there no matter what.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
And I also think Bee Flatter is gonna be there
hanging out for a bit tomorrow too, right, so you
can go see the man.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Well, after he's done, he's gonna mith.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
He's gonna need some legend.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, I guess that's tomorrow. This is tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
This is this is the way he's preparing for March.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Well, you know how how people go and have a
big meal the night before like an event, sometimes so
that they have the carbs to do it. Maybe that's
his lodo there you.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Ca what's coming up tomorrow? And then One Man March
is on Wednesday in the midstime. And now the stories,
This is where we go around the room sharing what
we think the biggest stories of the day are LORI
you won't go first, I can go first.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Last night on American Idol, Ryan Seacrest announced the inductees
for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and Fish
did not make it in. They won the fan vote
by a landslide. This is the only second time in
his only the second time in history that the artist
who won the fan vote didn't actually make it into

(05:50):
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Dave Matthews was
the first one they got locked out in twenty twenty.
They have since then made it into the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame, but Fish missing out this year,
so maybe next year. The artists who did make it
in Bad Company, Chubby Checker, Joe Cocker, Cindy Lauper, Outcast,

(06:12):
sound guard, we.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
T e lation, gentlemen.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
They made it.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Third times a charm got them. There we go Soundgarden
in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, where they
deserve it. What a time to be alive. That's a
pretty good list.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Of the white stripes made it into whatever.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
But I all of them up to them, and I
do even love a little Chubby Checker, so we'll take
it all.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
That's great.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
The big story to me is if you saw over
the weekend, most people don't watch the NFL Draft. I
don't sit and watch the whole NFL Draft. I listened
to the reports that come in about it. But there
was one story that just rang above all the others,
and of course that was Shadre Sanders, the son of
Dion Sanders. Yeah, that one from from the good old days. Well,

(07:00):
he was supposed to be like a top ten pick,
maybe a top fifteen or twenty pick in the draft,
and then he started to tumble. He tumbled for five
rounds from a top ten pick to being picked one
hundred and forty fourth by the Cleveland Browns, which would

(07:20):
have been bad enough, but then but then it surfaced
that Atlanta Falcons defensive coordinator Jeff Albrick, his son got
a hold of Dion Sanders's phone number and filmed himself.
I believe prank calling him as a GM saying, hey,

(07:41):
you know what, big dog, we're going to take in.
This was three rounds before he got taken. So while
Shador Sanders is a spoiled kid who has it all,
he got hit hard. And now this kid publicly apologizing
saying I'm sorry for stealing your moment.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
That sucks.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
It's brutal. I think the big story of the day
is the work I'm selecting. A new Pope in Secret
is set to begin on May seventh, So be seventh,
and viewings of that movie will go through the roof
in no doubt. Yeah, members of the College of Cardinals
under the age of eighty are allowed to vote, and
the winner must be selected by two thirds majority. Voting

(08:19):
will continue until the white smoke is seen from the
chapel chimney signifying that there's a new pope.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Under the age of eighty.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, if you're an older cardinal at that vote, vote
you can influence the younger members. It's crazy, but yeah,
they're they're like, nah, dude, you're getting weird.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
You get out of here.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
I saw that the Conclave viewings were up like two
hundred and eighty three percent. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty pretty
uh pronounced.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
I mean, I'm definitely a little more curious about the
movie than I was before.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah, I didn't win an Oscar or was nominated for something.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
I need to watch it. But every time my fingers
over the button none, and I'm like, kind of looks boring.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, like I can't be watching something.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
I'm just not interested in this stuff. But if there's
ever time to be interested, I guess it.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Still hasn't got me. But I'm right there, still.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Not into it. But man, all right, this hour was
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Speaker 5 (09:15):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura dinner.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Drew Laura got.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
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Speaker 6 (09:29):
What Brew threw Happy Monday gang gang.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Say, if you know what it is, don't make fun
of Creed. Best man out there when a homie textes you,
hey man, I'm in the garage with a thirty rag.

Speaker 7 (09:39):
Come through, You go through, You listen to Creed and
can polish that thirty rag.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah, sounds like a good day.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
It's fair.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Well, you'll have a chance to do that with your homie.
We'll have tickets at seven thirty this morning, so just
a little over an hour from now, we'll have yo tickets. Also,
I want to mention this again that tomorrow all day
tomorrow at the Shakeshack in Tiger, that's a Bridgeport village.
If you mentioned the brew and beef Water's One Man
March that he's gonna attempt to pull off on Wednesday,
twenty five percent of your order will go towards beef

(10:12):
Water's One Man March for Autism. And you know we're
trying to help out the organ Autism Society and give
them as much money as we can can. Laura, can
you pull it up real fast or do you want
to do you need a little bit of time?

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Yeah, I can pull it the total. Yeah, because yesterday
I got.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
It yesterday it felt like or sorry yesterday, but Friday
it felt like we were jumping quite a bit.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
We got some momentum.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
I think we got By the time the show ended,
we were up to twenty one point fifty I think. Yeah,
so now we are up to two thousand, six hundred
and fifty five dollars. WI.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
It's looking good.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah. Well, you can go and donate if you can.
You know, we're not asking for a lot. If you
can help out, that'd be great. A five nine the
brew dot Com. I just scroll down a little bit,
there'll be a link there for you to click. Bewlater's
One Man March. But yeah, it's all happening Wednesday, and
I was thinking about it all weekend. I talked to
Beef Watter a little yesterday on the phone, and he
has psyched. He psicked himself out. Sometimes it's usually when

(11:15):
he's had like a weed gummy.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, But like during the day he seems okay. You know,
he's got everything he needs. He's got his clothing, he's
got his shoes, he's got all the powders that he
needs for his yam.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
He's got some pre workout.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah, he's got all this stuff power walk, so he's
ready to go.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Yeah, I've got confidence in him, in his like his
mental preparation. By the time it'll be kind of like
the barbecue thing, Like by the time it's game time,
he's all he's all in.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
I think the three of us should should play some
bets though, like between each other. Like I think he'll
get there between like an over under eight forty five
and nine o'clock. Yeah, or you know, you can see
we should pick windows.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
That's that's a good idea.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
And so like I'll pick a time, Laurie, you'll pick
a time, Drew, you'll pick a time. And I think
I don't think we'll say it on the air until
because I don't know. What we don't want to do
is get in water, right.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yeah, and he'd be thirty minute increments or something, or
fifteen fifteen might be.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
I was thinking fifteen.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
It might just be good for us all three if
we're not going to say it on the air till laughter,
to have a thing where we all right down the
time and then we put it in an envelope and
then when it's all done, we could open it up.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know, and then if if
one of us writes the same time, we we break
a room stick and we fight.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Over it right to the death right there at the
Motor Center.

Speaker 8 (12:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
By the way, Wednesday, the weather, the weather keeps looking
nicer and nicer for Wednesday. Now it's full sun, sixty
eight degrees. Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, pretty good.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
It's gonna be one of those perfect mornings.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
So if you don't know what's happening on Wednesday, beef
Water is going to attempt to walk from the radio
station here and Tigered all the way to the Motor Center,
which is ten miles away, all right, and he's got
to do it all on foot. He's gonna be doing
it live on Instagram. Yeah, so follow us at one
of five nine the Bruce so you can watch it
in real time. And he's doing this for autism because
you know, he's got an autistic kid. And I don't

(13:03):
if you heard the shows last week, but you know,
Bee Faughter was very sincere in the air and he's
like when I was young and my son was young,
we didn't have a lot of resources when he was six, seven,
eight years old, and there was just you know, we
needed help and there wasn't a lot out there. He
wants to be able to make your parents know that
there are more options these days, and that it's difficult,
but you know, there's options for you to make it
a little easier, right, And and that's where Autism Society

(13:25):
of organ comes in.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
And I like that their whole thing is they've shifted
from the awareness because we all, I think, know what
we're dealing with now, but like it's the acceptance part
that they're finally starting to break ground on. And it's
pretty exciting.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
So go donate one to five nine. They're dot common
again all day tomorrow at Shake, Shack and Tiger that's
at the Bridgeport Village location. Twenty five percent of your
order will go to b Fater's One Men March nice.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Oh yeah, double shack sounds pretty good right now.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Over the week and obviously a lot of people talking
about the NFL Draft, and you know, and boy, this
is Sanders kid. I just you know, I feel bad
for him because how embarrassing was that.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
That tumbled that far? I mean it was it was interesting.
Right like a couple days before he's like, I'm not
gonna go to the draft. I'm gonna stay home and
somebody must have whispered in his ear like you might
tumble dude. Yeah, because to be in the room like
Aaron Rodgers sat in the room for an entire round
and Got was the last guy there. That's a bad

(14:24):
room to be in. But he was still way more
embarrassing to fall to the fifth round.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah, so he lost out on about thirteen million dollars.
So I know Drew will have more in a sports
report here in just a few minutes. And uh yeah,
and I got Laura was even sending like messages on Instagram.
This is so embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
What level, because like, I mean, I know it's great
to be drafted, but like to be drafted fifth round
by the Browns, It's like, that's just like such a
bad look. And then I saw the USA today put
out their rankings, you know how they put out like
a like a report.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Card draft rankings.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah, and the Browns got an incomplete Browns and incomplete.
I was like, damn, this just keeps getting worse and worse.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Well, I wonder, I wonder if it's an incomplete, because
if he's great, they're geniuses. If he's terrible, it's more
of the usual.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Yeah, and you'll see it.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Nobody succeeds in Cleveland. It's like there's there's like an enigma.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
But I meant at least he's in, So.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah, he's in.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
He can chip in a chair. Yeah, all you gotta
do if you're so good, go throw the rock right.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Well, but yeah, more in the Sports Report coming up next.
Hang on, and now Bruce Sports, here's Drew Well.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
The grass isn't always greener on the other side, and
I am one of them. I'd consider myself a top
tier Damian Lillard fan, even after he left the Trailblazers
with a in a you know, an unceremonious way heading
to uh the Milwaukee Bucks. But of course I did

(16:01):
want to see him do well. Watching him win a
championship might have hurt a little bit, But when he
went out with blood clots, I was thinking, oh, man,
come on, that's first of all, very scary when you
have blood clots in your body. But I was happy
to see him return and make a playoff debut that
look like it might be the return for a run.

(16:21):
That was until yesterday, when Damian Lillard likely tore his
acl now his achilles, well actually sorry, not his acl
his achilles tendon. Now that is just preliminary reports, but
after the game, his coach Doc Rivers talked about Dame.

Speaker 9 (16:40):
It's just such a great freaking dude, like on a
basketball level, but more important like as a teammate and
a father and all that stuff, and no one deserves it,
but guy, you just look at him.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
And so that's why I feel bad. It's just tough.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
And we're gonna see if the Greek freaking stays with
this team after this season, and maybe Dame will give
Delt somewhere. How crazy would it be if you got
Delt back to the Blazer bet and I'd take him
in a second. Let's rehab them up. We got some
good doctors here in Portland. We'll take him, especially if
it comes at a discount.

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Speaker 2 (17:31):
And those are nice.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah, those look really dope, and I would I would
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Speaker 5 (17:47):
Five Now what's trending?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
All right online? At one of five nine in the
brud dot com. You can check out our Donkey Show
podcasts from last week. It's the show after the Show,
edited and edited rather uncensored. Go check it out. Also,
I thought this was a funny story. This. This turkey's
name is Astoria. I guess it's named after a queen's neighborhood.
And it's this. This turkey's been on the loose in
New York City for about two weeks.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Oh man.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
She's been spotted in several places, most recently roaming Park
Avenue and I guess mating seasons underway. So many are
rooting for her to just find a mate.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Turkey.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Yeah, but here's the story from Inside Edition about the
wild turkey in New York City.

Speaker 10 (18:28):
Her name is Astoria, She's named after the neighborhood she
was first spotted in. But now she's flown the coop,
flying over the East River and has landed here in Manhattan.
There have been a story of sightings all over the city.
She even went to Starbucks for her coffee figs.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
On Sunday, she showed up in Central Park at a mouse. Said,
now that truck to stop today.

Speaker 10 (18:52):
I helped her across the street so she wouldn't get
hit by cars on New York Swaggy Park Avenue.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
There we go. This is mating season, so we think
that the motivation for her to wander is to seek
a mate. Look at a bang.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yeah, looking for a mate.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
I'll tell you that it would be so hard though.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
With these prices. Man, I'm thinking ahead for Thanksgiving. I
might just walk out there and take care of you.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Not a story.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
And how is wild turkey taste? I haven't. I'm not
sure I've had that variety.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
With these prices, You're gonna deal with it, man, It's fine,
I'll try it. I think like it's funny when wild turkeys,
You've seen videos and them chasing people down and stuff,
because they can get kind of aggressive.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Huge and especially when they're in groups, you don't want
to mess with them.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah, she's just looking for a group.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah, that's pretty funny.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
I always think she finds someone.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
I think it's funny, just like it's just a wild
turkey in New York City, like random.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Place should make a movie about that, And what are
they thinking?

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Like this is aggressive with the buildings, like a fly
trapped in a house.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
A single piece of hey to eat. I don't know.
I don't know. Turkeysy what is turkeysy.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
May more turkey? Many more turkey?

Speaker 3 (20:06):
They eat each other?

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Well one of five nine the brew dot com If
you want to check all that stuff out. Also, please
if you can donate for Autism Awareness Month. You know,
Beefwater on Wednesday is gonna be walking from the radio
station here and Tigered to the Motor Center. And he's
got to do it in under four hours. YEP show's
gonna start at five thirty. He'll start the walk at six.
He's got to be at the Motor Center by ten.
And if you can donate to help out Autism awareness

(20:29):
uh one of five nine b comms the website and
tomorrow I want to mention this again all day tomorrow
at the Shake Shack and Tigered that's at Bridgeport Bridgeport Village,
twenty five percent of your order is gonna go to
Beefwater's One Man March.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yep, my girls are shaking me down pun intended. They're like,
so does that mean we can.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Get shakes too?

Speaker 2 (20:49):
If we're gonna help Beef Water m I guess we'll
do burgers and shakes.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
So we appreciate them stepping up for that. So again,
that's the the Shake Shack and Tigered, Bridgeport Village. Tomorrow,
twenty five five percent of your order will go to
the Autism Awareness Autism Society of organ Rather all right,
coming up around seven thirty Creed tickets. It's Tanner, Jew
and Laura. We are commercial free.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
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Speaker 1 (21:16):
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Speaker 11 (21:21):
Good morning, roof Groom, Bald Trucker here.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
I was just wondering about.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
The treat giveaway.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Is it gonna be a Creed bomber? Is it the
five in ten game this morning? And said, I'm glad
you asked. It's actually it's different. This morning. It's not
a Creed bomb or the five and ten game. It's
actually the Stap Off. Yeah, yeah, this guy. We're gonna
have a Scott stap vocal impression impression contest.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah yeah, head to head.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
So in like thirty minutes or so, we're gonna have
two people on the phone and who can do the
best Gotch Stap pression for us?

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (21:55):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
So the style of Creed right now, your competition is Tanner,
and I think you've got a pretty good chance of winning.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
It'll warm up.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
With offensive but fair coming up here. In about thirty minutes.
You'll have a chance of tickets to go see Creed,
and they're all gonna be taken over the Tanner Joelaura Amphitheater.
When is that?

Speaker 3 (22:14):
That is the thirteenth of August.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah, I can't see it from this far.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
It's creeping.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Also, it looks like Three Doors Down will be there
as well. And Mammoth WVH had E Ben Helen's kid.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
That's a nice show.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, he's actually right. Evan Helen's kids really good.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
He's really talented. He plays all the instruments.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Yeah, his fingers running the family.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yeah, he's he's kind of a dick. But you know,
I just just because he's just like, stop asking me
about my dad.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah, it's got I get a little annoying. He'd like
to be his own person.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Sure, I do respect himough because he's like, I don't
play my duad still fly, stop asking even though he
totally can. Yeah, he technically can do it. It's just
he chooses not to. And I respect that.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
And maybe one day he'll see it different as he
hits his twilight time. Yeah, but for now, let him
do his thing.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
I remember one time on Twitter he called someone a grape,
and I thought it was hilarious. I don't know, I
can't remember what the context was.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
I like that, just like I'm gonna start calling people grapes.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
You're red bulbuson nearly worthless.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
I like saying, like when people are really like say
something stupid, like oh god, you dumb potato like potatoes.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
And grapes along the same idea, right there.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Eight six six, four four five one five nine is
a number all right this morning? We want to know.
So you know, when you go to like like an
Applebee's or something one of those places that has it's
like I got a really fun atmosphere and they put
things on the wall, like they'll mount a tricycle on
the wall, random stuff, random things, cool pictures, like some
old boxing gloves from the twenties.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Like we were just in a bar last week in
the Three of Us after trash bandits where there was
crazy art all over the walls.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Have you ever been in a place like that and
then taking and then taking something off the wall to
take home?

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Shame money?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Have you ever removed an item from a restaurant to
a bar from the walls to take home to your house?

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Is that called souveniring?

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Sure, yeah, we'll call it down.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
The reason we ask is someone here from the radio station.
Actually they got a new job and they threw like
a party. So they all went to a bar here
in Portland. I don't want to say the bar because
because they were cool about everything. But they went to
a bar and one of the guys, I guess, after
all the managers and everything left, some of the guys
that were there were pretty drunk and took something off
the wall and.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Took it home, a little souvenir.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
It was like a plate or something. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
He could Yeah, it was like a commemorative something, but
it seemed to them not.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
To be to the guys who to our friends and
our coworkers, they're like, this is an important whatever. They're hammered.
They take it off the wall and they just leave.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
It's a momento of a like kind of when somebody's
moving on.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
A couple of days pass and the radio station here,
our boss gets a call from the actual bar and
they said, yeah, we checked the security cameras and we
know that it was your guys here having a party,
like a going away party for somebody, and we know
that one of your guys took the thing off the
wall and went home with it.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
And like we can describe the.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Dude to a t.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
We have him on video.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
That sucks to s I think you've gotten away with
someone something.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah, yeah, And it's just I mean, it's red handed
at that point. I mean, and it's not the most
malicious thing, but it's still But.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Our boss had to like go and say, hey, man,
did you, like, did you steal the thing from the
wall at the bar? Like did you do that? You
can't do you got to take that back.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
How embarrassing is that to be approached by your boss
at work and be like, hey, dude, I know what
you did. You got to take the plate back.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
And he's like, I was just drunk. I'm so sorry.
I didn't think it was a big of a deal,
but you are stealing, yeah, from a from an establishment,
from a restaurant.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
I think you're lucky to get a call from the
bar and not from the police, because if they went
Karen Incorporated and called the other way, you'd probably be
in more trouble.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
And you know, I'll say this, the bar was pretty
cool about it. They're like, listen, it's no big deal.
We're not going to turn you guys in.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
That is so embarrassing though. It's like when you're a
kid and your mom makes you return the candy bar
that you stuffed in your pocket, Like you just go back.
You're like, hey, here's your plate. Sorry.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
When I was a little kid, I stole a little
book when I was little ki It's books. I had
like pop ups in it, and I didn't even know
what I was doing. I just took it out, and
I remember my grandmother made me. She walked me back
into the grocery store and I had to apologize to
the guy and he told me. He goes, I can
have you arrested right now.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
I'm like, two, it's just scared straight move Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Yeah, man, have you ever done that? Have you ever
stolen anything from a restaurant, whether it was an Applebee's
or a Bennegan's something.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
He's lucky that he went to apologize at a bar, though,
because when Amy was a bartender forever, it's like you
have to forgive all kinds of childish behavior. They come back,
Oh I was drunk.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
How embarrassing for our friend because you know very well
he had to walk in there. I know a respectable
person from day to day who's a really great kid,
like a great person. He's not a bad guy. No,
it's not a thief, you know. He just thought it was.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
It was like a prank almost, And it's one of
those things, you know, strength and numbers, you know. One
guy pulls it off the wall, hands it to another guy.
He's like, uh fine.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
And then on guy who's a little drunk. I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, I'll do it it just three hold my beer
moments at once, and the thing's in a in a
backpack under a jacket.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
I probably would just walk in and hand it to
whoever's at the host stand, but like, here, you go,
give this your boss.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
I came by, just leave. I wouldn't even like wait
for them to say anything. I might I might like
hopefully they're in the bathroom. Just set it on the
counter and run out.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Yeah, so you don't have to encounter anybody.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
But I'd pretend I'm from a delivery service.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yeah, special delivery.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Can someone sign for this? Have you ever stolen anything
off of the walls from or just I guess from
a business, like like a restaurant like that.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
Ever?

Speaker 1 (27:36):
You know, there was one time I stole Okay, it
was in high school. It was a long time ago,
but super Brito Express and Milwaukee. I'm going to apologize.
I stole one of your hot sauce things once, like
a full thing of hot sauce, a hot sauce square.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Oh oh, like the ketchup bottle.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Yeah, so it was a full and I love their
hot sauce and they didn't sell it, and it was
I was in high school.

Speaker 12 (27:55):
So I just took it.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
I put in my footy pocket and I walked home.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
My roommate in college always had, you know, the green
Tabasco sauce they have. She always stole it from Chipotle,
so we always had the green Tabasco sauce. I don't
she just every time we went She's like, I'm just
gonna take this.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Definitely have been part of a dusting of red Robin
in college. Remember they put they would put like the
family sized jug of red Robin dust on the counter
and so those just got rolled into a purse.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
But that's another place that has a lot of fun stuff.
Did you ever know, did you ever unscrew like like
a giant? You know, I don't know, stop signing? Yeah right,
traffic light off the wall still blinks at my ouse,
but it's got Red Robin on him. Nobody can.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
It's weird.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Suit us a talk back message you for rocking us
on the iHeartRadio app download for your cell phone. It's
Tanner to and Laura. We're commercial free Drew Laura Portland's
rock station one O five nine the Brew. It's Tanner,
Drew and Laura. All right, so we want to know
if you've ever taken things, taken anything off the wall.
They're like a restaurant or a business.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
You know.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
I friend was at a bar for a going a
white party for someone we work with, and he took
like somemitive commitmative plate off the wall something that didn't
wasn't anything to him, but it was important to.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
The bar enough to go check, you know, like normally'd
be like, ah, we lost it. But they mounted him down.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
And yeah, and so they I guess they saw it
on video and they reached out to the radio station
a couple days later going like, dude, just bring that
thing back. Yeah, it's the matter with you. So have
you ever done that? You know, I got an Applebee's
or something. Did you ever like take a camera from
the wall. They always have weird stuff on the walls.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yeah, yeah, and I feel like it in an Applebee's.
They're smart enough to screw a lot of their stuff,
Like they've got they got bolts. It's the mom and
pop you rip it right off the wall, drew.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
When you were younger, anything like this. Did you and
your friends ever just besides just like the things on
the table or anything like that, you ever take anything
off the walls?

Speaker 2 (29:48):
I can't think of the walls. That's why I was
talking about rolling red Robin stuff. But like I have stolen,
like you said, sauces and stuff, but from the wall.
I've never ripped anything off the wall. I was always
Once we got into the later years, cameras are everywhere.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Yeah, dude, it does blow my mind how brazen people
are and how like large of items they will take.
Like I used to work at a steakhouse and we
had salt and pepper shakers on the tables that were
like the big ones that you like twist to grind
the salt and pepper. And there were these people and
they hung out there. They were the last people in
the restaurants, so we knew it was them. And when

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they left, the salt and pepper shakers went with them.
And I'm like, people will steal anything if those two.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Their mom for Mother's Day.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
But like, isn't that you know, aren't those covered in
germs and stuff?

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Oh for sure, I mean you could take them home
and wash them, but yeah, it's like, what are you
gonna do with that?

Speaker 1 (30:40):
When I was younger, when I stole that hot sauce
from the from Super Brito Express in Milwaukee, like, I
just would touch those things with my bare hands. Nowadays,
when I'm out one of those seats, I wrapped them
in like a napkin. I don't touch them with my
bare hands, like because everyone else is touching them.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
You're like Howie Mandel.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
The level of he's washing the table I do.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
If it's bad, it breaks his own lifele wipe.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Before I sit down on a toilet, doesn't matter where
it's at. I go and wipe down toilet paper and
I scrub the toilets you down. Just peace of mind,
you know, not like soap or anything. Just wipe it down.
Drive off.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
I get yet, I don't like public bathrooms at all.
I mean to scrub. It isn't foreign.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
These texts a lot of texts coming in this morning.
This one's from twenty three ninety six. This is at
a restaurant. They had toys for kids, and I still
a Rubic Cube and my dad made me go back
and give it back. Yeah, so embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yeah, he can't be just letting people steal, especially when
you when it's your kid, you gotta send them back.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Seventy one seventy six says I know you said bar,
but in twenty ten, I was going through a divorce
and I recently moved out. My buddies took me down
to Uvo basketball baseball game. On the way down, my
friend was hammered and wanted more beer and had to piece,
so we stopped at a store. He shoved a plunger
down his pants from the right from the restroom for
me because I had said that I needed one from

(31:55):
my house and I still have that pleasure to this day.
He did the bathroom plunge.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
But he's talked about pants.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah, if you talk about the germ factor that's on
that alone, it's just disgusting.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Bro, look what I got for you.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
He's still he's still using it just.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Pulls out of his pants, like like the gun and Batman,
you know when Joker pulled that giant gun out. But
it's just a dirty, poo pooh covered plunger.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
I don't know who's worst, the guy who shoved it
down his pants or the guy who was like, yes, thanks,
you're the best and took it home for Like, yeah,
the whole thing is just maybe they're a match made
in head.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Let's be honest, they both got pink eye. This text
comes from zero six five. Ague says, Yeap took a
local Portland beer logo wallplaque off the bathroom wall for
my wife because she really liked the logo no regrets.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Yeah, the bathroom is the move because there can't be
cameras in there.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
That's a good point. Yeah, now that and that is
also what kind of sucks though, is like the more
corporate the place is, the more likely it is to
be screwed down. So if you're just stealing from the
mom and pop, like, they're probably not.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Getting another one of those thirty eight ninety nine and yeah,
because a lot of these are antiques, right, Yeah, thirty
eight ninety nine says in high school, we used to
walk into McDonald's or movie theaters and walk out with
cardboard excuse me, cardboard cutouts. A buddy's room was full
of movie cardboard cutouts.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
That's hilarious. How do you do that inconspicuously? Though? Like
those are those things are huge?

Speaker 2 (33:23):
I mean sometimes you just grab and you go grabbing
double time, double time, double time.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Uh this one is. Every glass I have in my
house is stolen from a bar or a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
I did you might do that? So I would steal glass.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
I've got to tell you a story. So like when
my brother was I think it was like nineteen, and
we would go to Europe, and he they have a
different pint glass there, and he would honestly just take
them and just start shoving them either into his future
wife spurs, or into someone else's purse, or into a
jacket to like build a set, like to the point

(33:56):
where like people take the glass out of your jacket,
Like what damn it? I mean to steal. I think
he stole a whole set of.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Those glass This guy says, if it has all four yeah,
This guy says, listen, if your place has a logo
on the on the glass, I'm taking it with me. Yeah,
it's coming with me.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
And it's uh yeah, kleptomania at that point.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Ninety one eighty one says, all of our plates in
are coboard are from a buffet that my niece worked
out when she was younger. We also have two fish
shaped plates from Moe's and last weekend we procured a
pasta plate from Denny's.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Wow, my god, it's like the hobby.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
The Moe's fish plates. Pretty incredible to get that out
of there.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Sixty five twenty five says, around two thousand and six,
I had a buddy that jacked and nail gun from
a hardware store down Grant's pass. That's not what we're
talking about.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
That's like stealing, yeah, a thief.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
We're talking about stealing from like a restaurant or a
like taking things off the wall.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Shoplifting.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Yeah yeah, like I worked for a catalytic converter ring
buddy mind just pull up his cart and walked out.
Nut's crazy. More of your calls coming up in just
a few minutes eight sixty six, four four five, one
oh five nine. You can also shoot us a text
on a McLoughlin Chevrolet text line at nine eight one
ninety seven and in a few minutes Creed tickets. We'll

(35:13):
have two listeners go ahead to head to see who
can do the best Creeden pression, Scott Sap impression. It's Tanner,
Jew and Laura on the Brew.

Speaker 5 (35:20):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
All right, don't forget Wednesday, b Flodder. We'll be walking
from the radio station here in Tiger all the way
to the Mode center in Portland, ten miles. He's got
to do it in under four hours. The show will
start at five point thirty on Wednesday morning. He'll start
walking out of the studio right at six am and
hopefully he'll make it. We're obviously trying to raise awareness
for autism since it's Autism Awareness Month, and collect as

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much money as we can for the Autism Society of Oregon.
You can sign up or sorry, you can donate at
one of five nine in the Brew dot com and
remember that all day tomorrow, shake Shack and Tigered at
Bridgeport Village will be offering a special for you. So
all day long, if you go in there and mention
one to five nine the Brew, you'll get twenty five
percent of your order towards Beef Water's One Man March.

(36:08):
That's right, Very nice of them to step up.

Speaker 12 (36:09):
Maybe, so that's great. You can help by doing literally
nothing extra than going to get the burger that you
were already going to get in the first place. So
this is a great deal for everybody, A win win.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Yeah, So maybe if like, if you're if like your
shake check day is on a Thursday, maybe.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Just bump it up.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Right.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
I went on Friday, and then because he had written
the email, say oh that sounds so delicious. So we're like,
we're going Friday and Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Now.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Granted we didn't help your charity Friday, but we're committed
now to turn again.

Speaker 12 (36:37):
I welcome the return trip. And who doesn't deserve more
than two burgers in a week? We all deserve.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Oh, I mean they're the double Shack, the Chicken Shack,
the truffle Burger.

Speaker 12 (36:47):
I'm ready for it.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Well, it's really cool of them to do that. So yeah,
head down to Bridgeport Village Shakeshack to get your to
get your burgers. All right, let's play this new game
that we're gonna call the stop Off.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Right, I like it?

Speaker 2 (37:00):
This step?

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Is it the stop off? It is the stop off?

Speaker 3 (37:06):
I don't think I like it. I don't like the
way that sounds.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
All right, what we're gonna do is here here is
get two contestants on the phone, and we're gonna see
who can do the best Scott stop impression. I mean
they've got, like, I don't know, ten fifteen seconds to
really get into it.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
You really got to drop the hook. I mean like
you got you gotta put your claws into as quick
if you're gonna win this.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
I wouldn't start with like second verse or a bridge
or something. I go with the hook, right, No.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Time to build up to it.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Just go for it, no mumble ins.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Uh, oh, we just lost one of the contestants. Oh no,
like literally as we were describing the game, he hung up, just.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Like frightened to death.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Yeah, well, let's go to the one that we still have.
Maybe someone is willing to take this guy off.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Yeah the door is open.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Uh. If not, beef Water is going to take him.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Oh that could be an easy victory.

Speaker 12 (37:50):
So a news flash, I already hooked myself up with tickets.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Yeah, let's go to Greg and uh Saint Helen's Good morning.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
Greg, Good morning burg crew.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
All right, Greg, you're a big Creed fan, Yes, sir,
all right? Have you ever seen him live?

Speaker 4 (38:07):
No?

Speaker 2 (38:07):
I haven't.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Some once years and years ago.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Was going to say there was a valley there between
show dates. So this is a new thing all of
a sudden.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
All right, Greg, you're one of our guys. Let's let's
I gotta go to the phones here. And because they
think I got cold feet and hung up, I gotta
do this raw is this Jason? All right, Jason, you're
gonna be the other guy because the other dude, you know,
he's gone list out.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Maybe he got scared, So I'm no longer open, scared.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Jason, He's not going to be taken anyone higher.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
You understand the game rights impression? Yeah yeah, yeah, but
you'll have to, like, you know, sing the hook or whatever,
just get you got to really sell it. But we're
gonna start this morning with Greg in Saint Helen's Greg,
you got ten fifteen seconds to deliver your best got
Stap impression.

Speaker 8 (38:56):
Go just heard news today. It seems my life going
to change. Close my eyes begin to pray in tears
of joy streamed down my face with arms light open

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under the sunlight. Welcome to this place. I'll show you everything.
Arms right open.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Man, that was longer than ten to fifteen seconds.

Speaker 12 (39:38):
He was gonna build my right ears gushing.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
All right, let's go to let's go to Jason. Jason,
you got a few seconds to deliver your best got
Stoff impression.

Speaker 13 (39:51):
All right, hold me now, I'm six feet from the
edge and not again, maybe six me.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
He's so far down.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
What do you guys think I'm going with the second guy?
I want a full blown vote. I voted guy number two.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Guys, Jason totally sarcastic. I'm with you one hundred percent.

Speaker 12 (40:15):
Guy to beef I think Jason crushed.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Yeare there it is, Laura.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
I'm assuming for the record, I was also going to
vote for Jason.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Effort, vote for the other guy. All right, bro, Jason,
you's got yourself tickets to go see Scott's sap or
sorry Creed the full band, How long as got Creed
the three words down in Mammoth w v H. The
show's at the Tanner Jomar Amphitheater. And no, what is it?

Speaker 3 (40:39):
It's in August August, So there it is.

Speaker 12 (40:41):
Now it's decision making time. Is he gonna wear the
leather pants or the bedazzled jean?

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Well mid August, you got to go breathe.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Both. Oh, costume change in the month.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
As long as there's a bulge, you're fine. As long
as they're both all right, hang on, we'll get your info.
We'll have another chance of tickets tomorrow to Scott start
up in the time her band of Creed Old Heilier.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Oh my god, I.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Think the rest of those guys are like, no one
knows her names, anyone got a band member?

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Ultimately, is it the original band or staff just like
build a new band?

Speaker 1 (41:13):
No, No, it's the original because they went and did
Altar Bridge for a little bit, right, and then they
came back to do Creed. They might be doing both,
who knows, they're both really.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Not that great.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Listen, how dare you?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
I like Creed, but like, you know, they're not like
a critically acclaimed like band, you know what I mean?
But I like, yeah, yeah, I got like Creed, but
you know what I'm saying, the.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Stuff you guys for for you not to think he's
making a good point, and I feel like I'm in
the twilight zone.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
I'm gonna see does Creed have any Grammys?

Speaker 12 (41:45):
Yeah, I'm sure they all have a Grammy.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Yeah, grand grand Grandma's step.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Yeah, it makes you rest in peace.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
A couple more texts are coming in about the topic.
We were discussing taking things off the wall at a
restaurant or you know, an Applebee's. When you see this
cool on the wall, we were taking the stuff home,
This said text him from thirty three ninety four, because
my wife took a Leader beer glass after drinking at
the German restaurant Autobahn in Lincoln City.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Oh and that's out of business now, so thanks a
lot for that.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Thanks to you.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
That was the final glass.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Seventy four to twenty seven, says I don't know if
this counts, but my friends and I once stole the
lights off of a police car. That's not what we're
talking about. That's just straight theft, and that's a pretty
boneheaded feltzy.

Speaker 12 (42:26):
Check it out, guys, one time I robbed two banks.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
I want to know if you took things off of
the wall at a restaurant under you some innocent little thing, Yeah,
little fing situation.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Although that is a pretty impressive get.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
You got to really be into it as you have
a power drill with you.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
What the hell?

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Yeah, just I don't know, probably just tweaking and they
started yanking.

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the day are. It's not necessarily the biggest stories, just

(43:11):
what we think the biggest stories are.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Let's go first, Drew, I can go. The big story
to me is in vis a line. They've done great
things for mouths, keeping your fender face to a minimum. Well,
they have more tricks up their sleeve. The new system
that they've developed will also align the jaw. Now Align Technologies,
maker of the invisil line teeth straightening system, is announcing

(43:36):
that this new thing won't just get your teeth in
a line, but your jaw front to back and maybe
even left to right can be fixed up.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Now.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
The system is intended to be primarily used with patients
between the age of ten and sixteen. But you remember
it used to be like headgear. You would have to
have those rubber bands pulling on your face and it
looked like you were signed up for some awkward sport
with that stuff all.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Over your face. Yeah, well no more.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
So I think it's a great thing. One of my
kids has already had in visiline on and off, and
the other one is looking at a pretty daunting run
with it. So stuff's already miracle factor five. So I'm
hoping for more of that.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
We work as somebody who's got a visil line, and
you can't really tell until you're really close to them
that they're wearing it. It's pretty good stuff.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Yeah, really is incredible for sure.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
I think the big story is that, you know, I
love trime at you guys, and they have actually set
some cleaning records as they work to improve the quality
of the transit system. They want it to be a cleaner, safer,
and more reliable system. They set records in twenty twenty
four and the number of times they pressure washed stations,
removed graffiti, cleared litter, things like that. And they also

(44:44):
hired fifteen additional cleaners and they say it's helping to
increase ridership and they expect to break even more records
this year as they aim to return ridership to pre
pandemic levels. So hop on a maxtrain and hop on
a bus looking all spick and span up in that
TriMet world.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
That's good to know. Yeah, I think the big story
of the day is it looks like this comedian, this
Memphis comedian completes a forty hour stand up set in
a world record attempt. Comedian Benny Elbows is his name, Oh,
Benny Elbows. He's pulled off a forty hour stand up
comedy marathon, potentially setting a new world record. The livestream
event at the High Tone Cafe in Memphis crossed the

(45:25):
forty hour mark on Saturday. Elbows Bennie Elbows, was only
allowed a five minute break each hour and had to
maintain an audience of at least ten people throughout the attempt.
The performance now waits certification from the Guinness work Book
of World Records. But it's looking good.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
No offense to Benny Bow's, but nobody is funny after
forty hours now. Now, if the audience can be rotating,
maybe that helps. But if I was sitting there, I
don't care. If you're Seinfeld or Chappelle. After a two hours,
all right.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Who's got forty hours of material?

Speaker 3 (45:55):
He's probably just riffing, repeating, repeating out.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, repeat, or just like making things up.
Let me let me talk to the audience of the
next four hours on earth. Yeah, it does sound terrible.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Everyone involved twenty five hours.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Word word yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Do you think anyone stayed the whole time?

Speaker 1 (46:14):
No way? Maybe the sound guy because he had to.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Yeah, somebody someone was there.

Speaker 12 (46:20):
If he tells the Turkey joke one more time, Gobble gobble.

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Speaker 4 (46:33):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Then after you enter it, just keep it on your
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Speaker 5 (46:39):
Or Drew and Laura.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
We are just two days away now from the Big
the Big Walk Beef Waters one man March, beat my feet.
He's gonna be walking from the radio station here and
Tigered and all the way to the Modu Center in Portland,
ten miles give or take.

Speaker 12 (47:00):
I've seen as much as ten point four miles, So
we're just gonna have to. I'm calling it a nice round,
even ten, just for the sake of my brains.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Yeah, but I also feel like once you get down
to that point four, that's nothing.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (47:13):
Well, I you know, this thing started out at eight,
and then it crept up to ten, and then at
one point it was eleven point two. Yeah, this was
the wildest mapping I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
And then sometimes it was like, oh, it's gonna take
you three hours fifteen minutes, and.

Speaker 12 (47:24):
Then another time is gonna take you four days, right, so.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
It's pretty wild, though, you gotta think that there's gonna
be It's gonna kind of come off in chunks, but
by the time you get downtown Portland, it's gonna feel
pretty real, going right down Nato Parkway.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
I think he's gonna do it. I was singing about
over the weekend, and I know we've been busting your balls,
but I honestly think that you're gonna do it in
a way under four hours, maybe even two and a
half hours. Okay, I think we should bet two and
a half. Two and a half brush off my theory.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
I mean, you can go because if we do make bets, like,
there's no way you're gonna win.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
But uh well, let's do it. Let's some money on
it then and we'll see and a half hours I
don't know. I'm thinking, like, my guess is he'll make
it there between.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Don't see it because we gotta we gotta.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Yeah, I think three.

Speaker 12 (48:11):
I think three hours seems plausible.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Yeah, somewhere around I'm on my game.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
I got to see his gait, you know, like when
he gets out there, if he's already like gimp and
he's like got to like a you know, a corn
burning early. You know, I think that first hour is
really gonna tell us a lot.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
I think, like, you go ahead.

Speaker 12 (48:27):
I was just gonna say, Drew, I just need you
to calm it down a little bit. I went to
them all over the weekend. I walked the entire thing,
both levels, yeah, both levels.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Did you do in those shoes?

Speaker 12 (48:36):
Did it in these shoes? And I did it two times,
didn't even stop for a Julia.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
He was he was passing granny's left and right.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Throw an elbow on your left, Granny on your left.

Speaker 12 (48:46):
What are you new here?

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Now?

Speaker 2 (48:50):
You merge you moul walking to and in the shoes
that you've been breaking in is an incredible thought.

Speaker 12 (48:57):
I'm just that just lets you know that I've made
to this scenario.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
But there's somewhere out there. There was a teenager at
that food court who looked over at you and was like,
old people.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
It's right.

Speaker 12 (49:08):
And I snatched him up by the back of his
stupid hair, slapped him right in his mouth, and I said,
go tell your dad.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
But I think three hours is good, Like I was
thinking anywhere between, like we're he's just we're just gonna
have to say it because you just have to be
the honor system here. Okay, I don't think she's gonna
rig it for any of us, but I think he'd
be there between like eight forty five and nine to
twenty five. But if we're doing fifteen.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Minute, yeah pick fifteen minutes, so between.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Nine and nine to fifteen.

Speaker 12 (49:29):
Look, Barbara Boulevard is is the thing, Like, that's that's
the hardest thing to overcome because you got the biggest
hills there. There's some spots where there's not really any sidewalk.
So so to me, Barbara Boulivard's the wild West. Once
I get to Nato, Dude, it's flat and we should
be able to cook right right through there.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
I'm not because I'm because every once in a while
when I five is backed up, I will go that
way and just drive straight down barber On like that
exact route, and then I'll hop on I five on
the Morrison Bridge. Yeah, but I really don't like I
see people biking and walking. It's I feel like that's
a pretty nice area at a walk it is.

Speaker 12 (50:08):
There's just a certain there's just a couple areas where
there's where it's weird that there's not there's sidewalk on
one side of the street, not the other side of
the street.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Yeah, and see, if you were preparing for the clientele,
you should have been at Lloyd's Center walk in that
mall under duress. I'm sure you were to cush your
mall with cushy shoes on.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (50:25):
Look, I'm just you know, out there hunting for stuff
with the mall.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Well, I like, I like nine thirty nine forty five.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
That's going to be your increment.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Wow, Okay, so what's left for me here?

Speaker 2 (50:35):
You got either nine fifteen to nine thirty or you
can say he fails.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
I think nine fifteen to nine thirty is also a
really good place.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
I'm gonna think about this.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
I'm going to you don't have time.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Oh so we're doing it right now?

Speaker 1 (50:46):
We just did it.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
I thought people. I thought people were just like throwing
out there.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Let me talk to court. You'll have a few minutes,
Laura to think. You let court pick before I'm gonna
talk to court. What, Laura, what Court? You better first?

Speaker 3 (50:59):
Well, you better hurt Oh he doesn't get to pick.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
He's good if you don't hurt it.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
What you what?

Speaker 12 (51:03):
It does kind of feel like you had your track
blew it.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
I've got nine to nine fifteen. I think beef Fodder
could maybe make it there between nine and nine fifteen and.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Drew forty five and some of that. It's getting a
little gallon.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
I'm going again. I'm gonna put fifty dollars in.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Oh well, we're betting, all.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Right, Okay, I can't. That's too much money.

Speaker 12 (51:24):
Like I what I got six dollars in a button?

Speaker 1 (51:27):
What's appropriate?

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Twenty spots?

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Good twenty spot for you guys, broke bitches? All right, fine, yeah,
we'll do twenty spot because these guys are cheat.

Speaker 12 (51:34):
And I would get in on it too. But I've
literally spent all of my money preparing for this.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
That's fair. That's fair, all right, Corn, Let's go to you,
my friend. What time do you think beef Water will
arrive to the Motor Center on Wednesday? I've got nine
fifty nine to nine fifteen. Did Laura pick?

Speaker 4 (51:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Didn't she pick?

Speaker 4 (51:48):
No?

Speaker 3 (51:48):
What?

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Oh you didn't? Sorry the hell up? What are you
mapping out over there?

Speaker 3 (51:54):
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say nine to ten.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Oh wow, limp and wow, I thought I thought you did.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Give I was thinking more fair?

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Yeah, I thought that too, but now that I looked
at him again and now now now I'm second guessing.
So I'm gonna say nine.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Fifteen minutes, all right, nine forty five.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
I mean that's what I mean.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Nine forty five.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Yes, sorry, all right, court, good morning.

Speaker 14 (52:16):
Okay, hiight, So so you got nine to nine fifteen,
Laura's got nine thirty or nine forty five to ten,
and Dreus got.

Speaker 6 (52:25):
Nine thirty to nine forty five. So I guess, yeah,
so I guess I've just got nine fifteen to nine thirty.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Think he's really gonna speed walk and you want to
do like eight forty five to nine.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
True, I don't think it's gonna be that quick.

Speaker 6 (52:41):
It's gonna be nice. He's he's it's not for for
donuts along the way.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
You know he's gonna do bro Did you hear Casey
worked in those shoes over the weekend, broke in those
shoes by mall walking, So he's pretty serious. Yeah, he
got him in sport mode.

Speaker 6 (52:53):
Now yeah, but was that that's like a mile walk total?
I mean he's yeah, he's gonna he's any refueling at
some point. He for donuts and there's a donut shop
along the.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Way somewhere, Casey, will you be stopping for donuts?

Speaker 12 (53:06):
Well, it depends on it. If I'm clocking way ahead,
maybe I will stop for a.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Frin if I've earned it.

Speaker 12 (53:13):
If I'm struggling and breathing heavy, probably not.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Okay, all right, can't It'd be great if he was
like killing time and he had time to get a coffee.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
I was gonna say it can't. But can't you see
beef water like taking a mental note of who each
of what the time frame each of us chose, and
then went out of his way not to make that timeframe.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
I'd never do that.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
I really think he's an honest person. And also, once
he's walking, I don't think he's I think he's.

Speaker 12 (53:36):
Gonna forget all what was lowest time again.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
I think he's gonna really be in the zone and
just try to get there as fast as he can.
What if he gets there before all of our times?

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Yeah, that maybe it could happen.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
No, I think I've gotten nine dollars that says that
won't happen.

Speaker 12 (53:48):
You guys will put the show on autopilot. You will
meet me at the motor Center, and you will all
give me an apology publicly.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
You you earn any of that stuff. First, you got
a lot of walk in the do.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Okay, So what do you think, think Casey, Like, what
are you feeling?

Speaker 12 (54:02):
I'm feeling. I'm feeling like my goal has been to
hit the steel bridge at nine thirty.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
So fur how long? How long is that? How long
does it take from the bridge?

Speaker 12 (54:12):
So this is the weird part. Like we were talking
the other day and just mapping out the sections right
and from the Hawthorn Bridge to the Motus Center is
only like twenty some minutes, and that feels like such
a long stretch.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
That falls right out of my window. Dude, you better
be at that bridge at nine twenty.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Listen to this text Messages are coming in on AMC
glofin chevlet text line this one some thirty eight twenty six.
It says is he if he walks out a pace
of eighteen minutes per mile, he can get it done
in three hours. I have faith he's going to get
it done by nine, which would make me the.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Winner, it would, And that gives you a whole fifteen
minutes right in there.

Speaker 12 (54:44):
So it really boils down to these hills on Barber
it's either going to slow me down enough to take
me down to that like one and a half to
two mile an hour pace, which is not acceptable.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
It's what you're accustomed to, though, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Because they say the average person can walk with three
miles an hour.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
Yeah, but I.

Speaker 12 (55:00):
Am typically a fast walker though, So it's if I
can just do that consistent.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Yeah, but for but can you do that for a
long period of time?

Speaker 12 (55:07):
This is my point. So like, it just depends on
when I start to slow down. But I feel like
I can get a pretty good lead and maybe i'll
slow down a bit.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Hold on, len, are you putting a body in the trunk?
What is all that noise? Okay, all right, we'll see.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
We'll look at him. I'm coming up the stairs. Have
you been taking the stairs before all the time?

Speaker 14 (55:25):
Of course, I always take the stairs because the elevators suck.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Yeah, get stuck and I'm there. All right, we'll see
it in a few minutes. Okay, all right, So there
are some bets in place. Yeah, it sounds like, well,
I like it. I like that you guys are being
fair in the in the timeframe.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
I like it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
I think you'll get there between ninety nine fifteen. I
have a feeling I feel that you could do it,
and also I need the money right now, so let's
make it out.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
If you blow it and you miss your time, I'm
waiting for you at nine thirty ninety five.

Speaker 13 (55:53):
All right.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
I do want to remind everyone that you can donate
to Autism Society of Oregon if you can at one
of five nine Brune dot com. Laura, what's our what's
our total?

Speaker 15 (56:02):
All right?

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Let me pull this up real quick.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Still save hold on.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Oh man, every time I refresh it makes me reclick
the link.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
I'll just tell you this while you're aile you're looking
that up. Want to remind you that shake check is
doing a pretty awesome thing tomorrow, righte beef?

Speaker 12 (56:21):
Yeah man, this is great. Like this literally was just
a voicemail that we got and they're like, hey man,
we heard you guys are doing this walk. We would
love to we'd love to help. How can we help?
And so got some communication going with them and they go, hey, listen,
how about we give you twenty five percent of our
proceeds from four to six pm? And I was like,
hey man, that's great. And then a couple hours later
they got you know what, On second thought, how about

(56:42):
we just do it from open to close?

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Oh hell yeah?

Speaker 12 (56:44):
And I was like, man, that feels super good. And
so anybody can just go and grab a burger and
if you're ordering out a kiosk, or if you're ordering
online ahead of time, just throw donate in your in
your path or what I want to promise work but
promo code box. And then if you're ordering at the
counter the old fashioned way like I do, you just

(57:05):
tell them, hey, man, I want to be a part
of this walk for autism and they're going to say yep,
boom and then twenty five percent of their sales that
day will come that away, which is fantastic.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
We should have said you'd gone up and said bingbong
and they have next time.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
They have a very productive Their app is very productive.
But when you go in there you might use the
kiosk anyway, because they have three very nice stations right
there that I mean, it's very productive. So if you
just use that code, you'll be good.

Speaker 12 (57:30):
So super cool of them, and it's a very nice gesture.
And I love that it came out organically and they
just wanted to be a part of it.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
So well, when do you think beef Water will arrive
at the Motor Center on Wednesday? What time should it?
A text message on the McLoughlin Chevrolet text line. I
think we'll get there between nine and nine to fifteen.
I hope because it sounds like there's some money on
the line here. I want to hear this.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
You want to hear the total. By the way, all right,
we are at for kcbef Waterbays Walk for Autism Acceptance
in six and eighty bucks.

Speaker 12 (58:01):
Okay, we're creeping, We're creeping.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
We need a little bit of a late show push.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Yeah, I think we could get to three before the
end of the show. So if you can donate one
of five nine The Brute dot Com.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
And now Bruce Sports Bruce Sports. Here's Drew.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Super bumped for Damian Lillard.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Even though I'm not a Milwaukee Bucks fan, I do
root for the guy who brought us so much happiness
here in the Pacific Northwest. But he will undergo an
MRIRI today to determine the severity of his lower leg
injury that happened in last night's Game four loss to
the Pacers, where it looks like he has torn his
achilles tendon.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
This guy has battled back.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
From multiple injuries, including those blood clots that were extremely scary,
but likely to be heading home to Portland to rehab
after this one. He's such a good dude, though, that
Doc Rivers, their head coach, said this about the man.

Speaker 9 (58:56):
It's just such a great freaking dude, like on a
basketball level, but more important like as a teammate and
the father and all that stuff. And no one deserves it,
but guy like you just look at him, and so
that's why I feel bad.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
It's just tough, well accepting back here in Portland at
any point, one guy who was just hoping to be
accepted anywhere with Shador Sanders as he fell to one
hundred and forty fourth pick, as he was taken by
the Cleveland Browns as their fifth quarterback.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
A lot of people didn't even talk about that.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Rounds earlier they took Dylan Gabriel, the Oregon Duck Star quarterback.
So even making the roster is going to be tough.
But there is a guy apologizing this morning, the son
of a Falcons coordinator who did make a prank call
to Sanders rounds before he was picked, saying, hey, don't worry,
hang tight. We're gonna pick you soon. We just can't

(59:50):
do it quite yet. So he thought he was gonna
get picked forever. It's just got to be so painful.
But this is what happens when you're Dion Sanders' dad.
Too legit to quit.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
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It's Tanner, Jew and Laura on the Brew. Your listening
you Banner, Drew and Laura all right, all day tomorrow
at the shake shack and Tigered that's the one at
Bridgeport Village. If you go up to either the counter
or the kiosk and use what's the promo code again donate.
Promo code is donate.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Yes, Yeah, and then nights and simple.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Twenty five percent of the the money you spend will
go to Casey's One Man March that will go directly
to the Autism Society of Oregon, which case he's doing
this for.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
So I love that it works both ways. I mean,
whether you're just coming to swing by and grab it
or you're dining in, they got it for you both ways.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Might have to go get myself a shake tomorrow.

Speaker 12 (01:01:09):
All you got to do is just drop the name
of the station or let them know that you want
to participate in your and you've done your part.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Yeah, so it's all day tomorrow the Tiger location of
the Shake Shack. Yeah, so Wednesday, we're very excited. I
know that that Casey's a little nervous, but he did
walk them all over the weekend, so he's feeling pretty confident.
He walked them all like an old person.

Speaker 12 (01:01:30):
I wore a windbreaker in the mall just to make
sure that I had a little extra.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Resistance or swishing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Were you there an hour before?

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Were you dodging shoppers?

Speaker 12 (01:01:42):
I went in prime time because I wanted all of
the smoke right like if I'm going to do this thing,
I'm going to try and crush the time while I
gotta sift through track.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
I see, okay, yes, Court, what's your concern?

Speaker 12 (01:01:52):
I mean, how many laps did you do?

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Well?

Speaker 12 (01:01:55):
I mean I wasn't counting. It was kind of hard
because I was moving so quick.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
So you did too, then two laps right yet down
to the story you need, and then back to right right.

Speaker 16 (01:02:05):
So basically you went the distance from here to not
quite Pacific Highway.

Speaker 12 (01:02:10):
I mean, if you want to get technical, okay, all right.

Speaker 16 (01:02:12):
Right, so all right, so Pharaoh, so you have a
whole bunch to add on top of that, so you
do some more laps there at the bank. It was
a Vancouver mall.

Speaker 12 (01:02:19):
Here was a Vancouver Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
He's like, he's like an interrogation, like, can't you got me?

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
Yeah, you got me.

Speaker 12 (01:02:26):
It's not a big mall. You gotta just go disclose
my training round.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
It was a strip mall. Well, listen, this text message
came in from thirty to eighty and said, this is
a message for the beef autism dad here, and I'm
so grateful you were doing this. It's a big deal
to a lot of us. And we're really proud of you.
I'm especially proud of you. You can do this and
you're gonna kick ass.

Speaker 12 (01:02:44):
Well, thank you very much for that. And that's the
whole point of it is to I guess ring that
point home that I am not alone and neither is
he or I mean, there's just tons and tons of
families affected by this every single day of the year.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Right, And yeah, so Wednesday, the show, we'll start at
five thirty and then like right at six case he's
gonna head to the radio station and can he make
it in under four hours? I think he can. I
think actually he can do it in about three. So
we're all gonna bet, and I think that, you know, like,
I think we're gonna bet twenty dollars each. And I
think that money whoever wins should probably just don't it
directly too.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
It's all going to go to society organ in.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
The winner's name.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
They will take their winnings and donate it to the cost.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
And everyone else will just look like a cheap skate.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
But yeah, I think he'll get there between like nine
and nine fifteen.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
If you want a reminder of the of the wagers here,
Tanner you've got between nine and nine fifteen. Court has
between nine fifteen and nine thirty, Drew has nine thirty
to nine forty five. And I have the littlest faith
in beef Water, and I think he'll get there between
nine forty five and ten.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
All right, so Mountain time, Hey.

Speaker 16 (01:03:50):
Yeah, you want to take ten thirty to ten forty five.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
There's there are some votes online for sometime Thursday.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Yeah, yeah, what time do you think beef Water will
get there? Case you didn't, you say some people over
the weekend say that you're going to make it there
way crocker than people.

Speaker 12 (01:04:03):
I've had people tell me as little as two two
and a half hours. So man, there's there's just no
way of knowing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
It's so weird because the thousand times or whatever I've
gone from this point to downtown or to the Motor Center,
it's always in a car. So like every time you're visualizing,
you're like, oh, it's just right over that hill. Oh
it's just right over there. There are so many false
summits along the way, like as you're creeping up Barber
or trying to like maneuver the Capitol Highway area, it's

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hard enough to figure out where the cars go, let
alone the people.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
I didn't even think about that. What a mess.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
It's like a knot of roads and crosswalk.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:04:42):
So yeah, I have waivered back and forth so many
times on this thing, from thinking like, boy, that doesn't
you know, it doesn't seem like I'm going very far,
And then I look at it another time and I go.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Oh, well, you got to choose for it. I think
hard to do it. Yeah, and you're going and you're
doing it for a cause I think you can do it.

Speaker 12 (01:05:01):
Yeah, And I just want to reaffirm that two more
miles were added to this thing from the original conversation,
which was eight and a half. Now we're going ten
ten point four. So I just feel like I want
all the credit.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Well, we're not sending you the long way. We're sending
you the only.

Speaker 12 (01:05:15):
Way, Yeah, the only way that can keep us in
traffic site so people can participate.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Okay, So there was like a sneaky route.

Speaker 16 (01:05:25):
There was an alternate route actually probably a safer route
where it kind.

Speaker 12 (01:05:27):
Of sends him down through that right out the word.

Speaker 16 (01:05:30):
I was like, no, we want you in traffic, but yeah,
it could have sent him down into the neighborhoods, but
that's no fun. Nobody could see him down there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Yeah, I guess we want people to be able to
like run by and or drive by and like, you know,
support them and everything. And again, he's going to be
streaming all of this on Instagram on the Bruce Instagram feed,
So if you don't follow us, please go and do
that now at one of five nine and the Brew
or a Tanner, Jo and Laura and you'll be able
to see Bee F Watters long walk to the Modu Center.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:05:57):
You'll probably also see my mouth open, just gaped. Yeah hard.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Can you donate right into the mouth?

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
Yeah, throw coins into his mouth?

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Yeah, exactly. All right, what's the what's the total up
to now?

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
Laury?

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
Has it gone up a little bit?

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
Oh yeah, it's gone up a little bit, not a ton.
We still have work to do, but we are now
up to twenty seven hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
I'd love to get it. I'd love to get it
to you know, three before the end of the show,
but that's another hour, twenty minutes. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
It takes a couple of bangers.

Speaker 12 (01:06:24):
The Okay, look man, we did this what less than
two weeks ago we this conversation started and then boom,
it's happening. And to be at this point with as
little time as we've we've had to like put into it,
I'm blown away at where we're at. And so it's
I by the time the Shakeshack stuff comes in, like
we're going to be pretty close to hitting that that goal.
I feel pretty comfortable. Blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
I mean, listen forward momentum.

Speaker 16 (01:06:48):
We have a five thousand dollars limits set here, that's
what That's what the Autism Society of Oregon they set that.
I think it arbitrarily set it for all of their stuff,
like it you want to try to hit that mark just.

Speaker 12 (01:07:00):
Take his belt off. DC said he was happy with
a thousand. I told him he was stupid for that.

Speaker 16 (01:07:05):
We need to get up to five thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
That's what I think.

Speaker 16 (01:07:08):
So, I mean, we just to make us look good
in front of Autism Society, to make Casey feel extra good.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Well, how about this court, you're you're you like to
play the dad sometimes, so why don't you shame the
audience like a father would and to uh into going
to the website. One of five nine dot com and
donating to Autism Society of Org.

Speaker 16 (01:07:26):
Well, listen, I will say, I'm I'm not mad, but
I'm I'm very disappointed in all of you right now.
Your mother and I have had a long conversation. It's
going to take a while for us to get over this.
I mean, your grandparents are just furious. But I think
we can make this good. I think we can make

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this good if if you just donate fifty dollars, one
hundred dollars, two hundred dollars. I think the family could
actually get together for Christmas this year again if you
do that, but you'll.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
That Core probably like rubs over his kid's face. Grandparents
are very upset.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
It's doing pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Yeah, I mean I'm feeling bad.

Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
Good.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Laura's got her pers o.

Speaker 12 (01:08:09):
Yeah, you better donate.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
Give it money right now.

Speaker 12 (01:08:11):
So you do realize you put your grandfather in the hospital.

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Yeah, the people who can know who they are do that, right.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
We'd like to get five thousand, like to get three
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I'm taking just a quick, one tolong view, but I
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Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Yeah, you've got it, buddy, You've got it all right, man.

Speaker 12 (01:09:01):
I appreciate all the love.

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Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
You're listening to Drew.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
And Laura Tanner Drew.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
And Laura Portland's track station. One of five nine the Brew.
It's Tanner, Drew and Laura. So uh, I don't know
if you watch Star wars are everyone's seen it?

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Why does Yoda talk all jumbled? Why is it backwards?
Why Yoda talk backwards? Does he?

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
I just like, I never ask questions when it comes
to stuff like that, So I'm like, whatever, I know,
it's a weird world. Yeah, never just does it because.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
I never thought about it either, Like I like nerdy stuff.
But when they start going, well, uh, you know, analytical
of that, like you can start breaking down like their languages.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
But of course there's a reason for it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
The only thing I know about it is if when
dudes do the impression, they get put.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
In a lane.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
Yeah right, Yeah, I mean we all knew the kid
growing up who Yoda talked throughout most of their life.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Cory just walked in, speaking of the devil. Did you
Yoda talk when you were a kid? Like, did you
and your buddies talk Yoda each other?

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
Sure, I mean a little bit talk Yoda to me?
I mean highly predictable.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
I have a feeling you did it a lot. I
have a feeling you did it to your wife said,
if you do it again, I'm divorcing you. That's how
I get her in the mood.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
That's how he proposed marry me, will you?

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
But because like my stepdad, he's a big Star Trek fan,
and he bought a Klingon book that teaches you cling on.
You know, some kling On hard. It's the most embarrassing thing.
And so i'd imagine that you probably know a little
little Yoda talk. I mean, it's you just reverse everything.

Speaker 16 (01:10:46):
So yeah, I guess I know more Yoda talk than
I know the Klingon.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
Give us a little sample, little Yoda sample.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
Can't put him on the spot nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
H five nine the Brew it is, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
Well, George Lucas here explains why Yoda has unusual speech patterns,
and there's a reason for it. It's actually it makes
a lot of sense. Listen to this from George Lucas,
the big daddy of Star Wars.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Yoda speak backwards, well, I will tell you, okay, thank you.

Speaker 15 (01:11:27):
Yoda have a very distinctive way of talking because and
it was done purposely because if you were speaking regular
English or being was he people don't listen that much.
But if he has an accenter, it's really hard to
understand what he's saying. They focus on what he's saying
and what he was he was basically the philosopher of

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the movie. So he was talking about all of the things,
you know, in long talking scenes and stuff where I
had to figure out a way to get people actually listen,
especially twelve year olds.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
So the question now is which book did he steal
that from?

Speaker 16 (01:12:04):
With everything with George Lucas, it's total crap. He thought
it was cool the way he was talking. I mean,
I'm sure he has retconned everything about all those movies.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Now there's a reason. But back then he just flipped
the words.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
Also, I feel like that's like it almost defeats the purpose.
It's like you want a twelve year old to try
to grasp a little green monster talking backwards, Like, I
don't know if you're simplifying it by doing that.

Speaker 16 (01:12:26):
I would bet anything it wasn't George Lucas at all.
It was frank Oz. Frank Oz is the the puppeteer
he's he did like Fozzy Bear and all that stuff
back and so he knew kids.

Speaker 12 (01:12:35):
He probably knew, oh, this should be kind of cool.

Speaker 16 (01:12:37):
If if maybe I flipped the words a little bit,
maybe maybe it would be kind of you know more
alien and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
I found it confusing as a child.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
Right, I did too. I did too.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
So now I'm not the brightest, but I was like,
why can't we just put all this in a row?

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
George Lucas has that billionaire voice too, like I came
up with just has that. I just I'm so relaxed. Yeah, sure,
you know, he's got nothing to worry.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Audience is so into Star Wars though, that the very
question of why he speaks backwards.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
Everyone's like, listen to him.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
It's like, so it started tickling him with a feather. Yeah,
nothing happened.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
I think Court was in that crowd.

Speaker 16 (01:13:09):
Sure, but it does It does bear the question because
originally I always thought it was just like the way
that his species talked. But then he came up with
another character, Yaddle, who was in the prequels. Yattle didn't
talk like that. So the why is Yoda talking backwards?
It doesn't make sense.

Speaker 12 (01:13:26):
Soda Yaddle, yep, Yoda Yaddle.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
Well there, it is interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
What a weird path through a billion dollars?

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
I know, right, well five he sold it for five billions.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Okay, sorry, I did sell him way short.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
You know what's crazy that he Disney bought it from
for five million dollars. If they've turned it into like
an eighty five billion dollar problems, Oh yeah, so expand
it's probably not going damn. You should have kept a
couple of points on that. Well, there you go, George
Lucas explaining why Yoda speaks like that. More on this
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Speaker 5 (01:14:04):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
Drew and Laura Laura Portland's Rock Station one o five
nine The Brew Tanner, Drew and Laura. So this has
been going viral on the internet, and we've kind of
discussed things like this before, like do you think you
could take on a you know, like an alligator. There's
guys who think they could fight an alligator or bear,
stuff like that. Right, Well, this has gone viral on
the internet where someone asked chat gpt who would win

(01:14:28):
in a fight one hundred men versus one gorilla.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
Ooh okay, so what are the rules? Are you allowed
to have weapons or is it just like hands?

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
I'm guessing hands.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
Yeah, hand to hand common. I think you have weapon.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
It's over right.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
And so the debate's been going on the internet, like
it took off like a wildfire in the Internet. People
are like, yeah, I think one hundred men could be
one gorilla. I think, uh yeah, yeah, yeah, I think
a gorilla would be one hundred men up.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
Yeah, it's tough. It's like if with one coordinated effort
where everyone comes at once. But I don't think that's
human nature.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
So the post to ended up with more than two
hundred million views, and it sparked the debate and some
joked about how they would fight, you know, how they
would fight the gorilla if they have the chance. One
user wrote, me and the homies are going to fight
the gorilla, but wearing suits to make the funerals easier.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
Oh so they know who you are when your mushy
body parts get picked up, fair enough?

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
See first guy dead, first ten guys dead. I mean,
here's the problem is, how do you heard him when
you're on this gorilla it has a muscle structure and
a bone mask that's there to protect it from your
weak little punches.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
But I think, I think one hundred men could kill
one gorillaslutely.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
But I feel like one hundred men.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
All at once with no spears, nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
Like one hundred men though, what's the point. It almost
seems like there's it's too many people because you're not
even if you all like jump on top.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
How would you physically get a hundred men to be there? Yeah,
I guess you just take turns hitting it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
You're going to max out it, like does it? Dudes
maybe trying to take on this gorilla. I don't think
a hundred dudes, like one hundred average dudes could take
down a gorilla.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
Because it's even when you're fighting and now there's a
certain age, kid where there's still little enough where you
can just throw them over couches. But when like when
my nephews and nieces like would all attack at once.
If multiple people get a hold of an arm at once,
you can hold it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Yeah, And I'm thinking, you know, let's say let's say
twelve people at a time, do fight the gorilla out
of a hundred? And you know those twelve people get jacked. Well,
that gorilla is still a little jacked from those twelve people.
But now a fresh twelve people come in.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
I mean are going to get tired.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
Eventually, They're just going to tie the thing out and
curb stomp it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
I just don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
I'm on the fence.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
I see why.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
I say, hundred men are going to whoop Gerrilla's ass. Oh,
just a no brainer, I say, I say, I say
it happens. Yeah, whether it's a lot of time or
you know whatever. I think a hundred I think there's
enough men to beat the gorilla.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
I think it's possible, but I don't think it would
be easy.

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
Definitely getting them all to step up simultaneously. You know,
It's like if I tell you we're going to fight
a gorilla and I just watch him squish a dude
next to me, I might be a little timid upon entry.

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
First I need to find a hundred idiots that are
gonna Findrilla, and.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
I need ninety nine of them to go in before me.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
But I yeah, I think a hundred people could do it.
Let's go to Dallas. What do you think, man, one
hundred people could they beat up a gorilla or with
a gorilla destroy him. Well, I think, are you are
you listening? Are you talking to us on a can
and a string? What is that?

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
It's the worst phone I've ever heard.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
Yeah, this sounds like you're a hundred miles away.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
Oh I hung up. Well, all right, I think you
did say that the gorilla would whoop their ass, you said,
but I just don't think so. I think, yeah, they could.
The gorilla is probably gonna beat those twelve people, but
they're going to injure the gorilla, and those twelve people
are gonna you know, die or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
Fresh twelve, how are you injuring the gorilla?

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
I just imagine, like these dudes just pounding on the
gorilla with their fists, not making any impact whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
And then was focused on one or two people, three people.
There's people punching in the back of the head. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
And because we are a more I mean, we might
be more on still, but we're a sophisticated animal. We
can coordinate an attack. So you have a wave in
the front, and he's focused on that, and then two,
you know, two squads from the back.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
You could the first wave. You guys are dead.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
I want yeah, yeah, yeah, first wave, no chance. I
want to get a gorilla expert on the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
I'd like that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
I would like to be like a zoo keeper or something.

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
Someone who knows the sheer power.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Let's go to Adam. Adam, dude, this does your skydiving?
What do you think, man, can one hundred men beat
the gorilla?

Speaker 5 (01:18:39):
I think so, dude, there's no way that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
Twelve people are going to be killed.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
Figure out that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
What is happening with the phone everyone?

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
I don't know if there's that coordination between the worst
phones in the world and people saying the gorilla would crush,
because that seems to be the deal.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
I think it's calling with his top down, all right,
so that's two for the gorilla crushing. I just don't
see it. I just think fresh bodies coming in is important.
Throw more men at it, and that's you know.

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
That's like, are these like we're assuming these are like
super tough dudes.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
I would say that they're warriors.

Speaker 4 (01:19:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
Well if yeah, if they're measly, it's not going to
be it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
I feel like the Measley guys are the ones who
are like, yeah, I'm pretty scrappy.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
I could take them out in those crush.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
Now, let's let's go over some statu real quick. And
by the way, what do you think would happen eight
sixty six four four five nine. You can also shoot
us a text on our McLoughlin Cheverlet text line at
ninety one ninety seven. And adult male silver back gorilla
weighs between three hundred and five hundred pounds.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
Now that is something that's considerable.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
And think about this. They look to jack, they look
your muscle, and they don't work out. All right, this
is without this is without working out. So let's keep
all that in mind, and keep in.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Mind that it's not just combat the thing charge. It
also has a chargeability, so it can take like three
steps forward and shoulder you with a five hundred. It's
like getting hit by an ATV almost Now.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
The gorillas are also known to have extremely uh, extremely
thick skin and dense muscles, making them extremely hard to
injure without weapons. Yeah, they are used to you know, uh,
they're used to intense physical confrontations. So like you know,
you stepping up and you know they stand on business
all the time. Right, this isn't there isn't a big dealding.

Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
And I also think because of the way they walk
kind of on all fours with like their fists on
the ground, it would be tough to knock them off
ballads too.

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
I just think a lot of people going at it
at once.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
I don't know, you know, I do think that there
is a good possibility, with the right effort, that you
could take them down with the hunter.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
I think listen, I think seventy five of these guys
are done. Seventy five of these guys are dead or
with severely maimed and injured, right, But I I think
that they I think they could win. What do you
think what I was gonna say?

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
Even at victory, though you're likely gonna get most of
them are not gonna They're all gonna have like a
weird limp forever, or like they wheeze when they deeply.

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
Can we just talk about like how gruesome this is
because by the time you actually, like if you're the
guy who delivers the final blow to this gorilla, like yeah,
you're okay, you're an animal, Like leave the gorilla alone?
What did he ever do to you? You know what
I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
Well, we're trying to we're trying to end the conversation Okay,
so it's time to fight.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
I don't know. I still think it's gonna be the
hundred men beating the gorilla. What do you think? Eight six, six, four, four, five,
one five nine. Let's check some of these talk bag
messages because you know this is an important subject. Yeah,
we oh, we got to get to the bottom of
this today.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
It really is.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
Sorry, I was listening to music off the air.

Speaker 17 (01:21:45):
Whatever gets your group, guys, Welder Rob, here, are we
talking about a normal one hundred guys or one hundred
guys that work out? Honestly, I don't think they could.
Gorillas are insanely too strong, like they're even they're their
muscle mass and bone masks. Like Drew was saying, it's
like triple the size of ours, if not more.

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
I don't think it's possible.

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
But we throw fresh men at it. Anything's possible, get
those fresh legs.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Anything's possible, Like if we had the people who were
calling up with Yoda impressions earlier.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
Now, no, no, not a cham but.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
You get a couple of meat chucks. I have a
talk back to the app.

Speaker 7 (01:22:21):
I think the one hundred people, while a little overdone,
it's a lot of manpower to be using just to
beat up one gorilla. You know, if they aimed for
the eyes and the feet, yeah, I feel like they
could disable it enough and then they could all do
what Tanner was talking about and just grab a limb
and hold.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
It down, tire it out.

Speaker 4 (01:22:41):
And just you know, everybody wallops on it.

Speaker 7 (01:22:43):
But I think the feet and the eyes would be
the weak spots. Just you know, you got to get
past the giant.

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
Yeah. I agree though, but you got to tire them out,
you know, you got to distract them. A hundred people
come out of it once. You can't defend all of
those attacks. Holy crap, what this statistic? Well, hold, let
me get to the phone. What's what's the what is it?

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
A silver bag gorilla can lift ten times its own
body weight and can throw eighteen hundred pounds.

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
So that's and that's exactly what I had in my mind,
is like, Okay, these dudes are running up on it
and he's just gonna like pluck them away and toss them.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
Yeah, but I'm saying, and you're right, like he's connecting
with these humans and he's done. But while he's connecting
those humans, there's a human behind him. Punching him in
like a donkey punch.

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
He he that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
I don't even think he's gonna feel it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
It's just like Pink Pink, A whole bunch man.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
They turn the fist when you hit Laura. Yeah, let's
go to I don't know. Is this dominic?

Speaker 4 (01:23:35):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (01:23:36):
How you doing this?

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
Mark doing well? Dominic? Tell us? One hundred men versus
a gorilla? What do you think happens?

Speaker 13 (01:23:40):
Okay? Super super easy. You guys remember the movie Jack
Reacher or Jack Reacher's in the parking lot and he's
in the bar. They set him up for a fight
and he tries to explain to him, Hey, I'm gonna
beat up you. The first two of you guys. The
other guys are gonna look at it and they're gonna
take off. Same thing's gonna happen is when you run
after that gorilla and he rips, rips off the arm.
Are the first two guys and people ninety eight guys

(01:24:03):
are gonna do it. They're gonna be like, no, I'm good,
you know, yeah, it's not gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
I hear that.

Speaker 13 (01:24:08):
Yeah, the gorilla is so powerful. The first five guys
that run in I mean, they're gonna get destroyed. The
other guys's gonna look at it like, Okay, we don't
have a fighting chance, so it's not gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
If this happens to me, I expect you guys to
pick up my arm and use them as weapons.

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
And the guys who.

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
Aren't choosing are not common sense guys. We need the mindless, fearless.
I mean, these guys need to be blood blood.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:24:33):
If you have if you have the three hundred spartans,
you know how you you have a chance. But you're
gonna have the guys from it. Until McDonald's and girls Junior,
it ain't gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
All right, Thanks man. So far, nobody thinks that Hunter
Men could take on one gorilla.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
He has faith in mankind.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
I do have faith in making. I don't know I
had standard you in Laura, good morning. Yeah, Yes, that's you.

Speaker 6 (01:25:00):
Yeah, the girl is gonna win. I mean you think
about the girl is on all four. It's gonna have
what placement you gotta be trying to crawling over bodies.
That's really has the upper hand.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
And I know he's got the upper hand, but when
you swarm him with the hunt. You got to think
a hundred people's lot of people and coming at you once,
you just can't, you know, Like, I just don't think
you could. What do they say, Like they put you
in a room with a bunch of rats, like rats
to get it. They'll eat you away, right, I feel

(01:25:32):
like it's the same thing. We'll we'll eat at the gorilla.
I'll chew, I'll bite his neck all Mike ties in
his ear.

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
Goodness, you got it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Where there's a will that is away, you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
I mean, if.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
He does, he might have the upper hand, but I'll
hit him in the nuts.

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
Yeah, I think I'm probably gonna be the first to
die in this grill attack. We got more, We got
more talk facts coming into.

Speaker 4 (01:25:50):
Our iHeart radio. Grill.

Speaker 11 (01:25:54):
You guys are mistaking the strength for the brutality of it.
The grill is going to literally rip apart the first
guy into little pieces and then beat everyone else with
those pieces while part Yeah, the first two dudes are
going down in the bloodiest fashion possible, and the other

(01:26:15):
ninety eight dudes are gonna be pissing their pants in
the car.

Speaker 4 (01:26:18):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
What if these men were high on methin fetamy, Well,
now you've.

Speaker 3 (01:26:21):
Got to mean is one hell of a yeah, they
feel nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
They won't even feel their arms come off.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
Let's go to is this Michael? Yeah, hey man, what
do you think one hundred men versus one hundred gorilla?
What happens?

Speaker 4 (01:26:36):
All right?

Speaker 13 (01:26:36):
Sorry one, No, I think the gorilla the problem is
is weren't And so when the hundred guys run in
the back sticks, He's gonna punch all the forty in the.

Speaker 14 (01:26:44):
Back of the head, lay them out, And then the
gorilla has only got to deal with sick givin.

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
So he self sabotage is his answer. I'm sure I
would all end it in an all ended in a
donkey punch.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
Yeah, all right, all right, donkey punch. That sounds good.
More talkbacks are heart right.

Speaker 11 (01:27:01):
I think it would take more than one hundred guys.

Speaker 4 (01:27:03):
I think this guy, this.

Speaker 11 (01:27:05):
Gorilla, could like bitch slap like eight people at a time,
and he'd go through a whole hundred of them.

Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
But eventually the men will catch up with him.

Speaker 12 (01:27:14):
But I think you'd take more than one hundred, five
hundred pounds that thick of a skull.

Speaker 4 (01:27:17):
How are you gonna hurt that thing?

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
I don't know, I just I would just think, yeah,
I would just think a lot of dudes tiring it out.

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
So what is it? What is a gorilla is like
apex predator? Like, like, what are they afraid of in
the wild?

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
That's a good question.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
I don't know, Like what just says nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
I've seen videos of them scared of the rain.

Speaker 4 (01:27:37):
That might be it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:38):
They don't just bring a sprinkler.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
I don't know what they're scared of. Honestly, they they
probably aren't scared of much. But what do you think?
Eight six, six, four, four five one five nine. The
reddit thread is blowing up and it's it's it's funny
because all people are on the air saying, hey, the
girl is gonna get you know, win going to destroy
these guys. But it seems like a little split down
the middle when you when you read the reddit threads.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
Also saying the only known true predator outside of one
hundred men is a leopard or a crocodile. Hand take
down a gorilla if it strikes right.

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
But like, if it strikes right, but you think it
does you think you're at a crocodile And how big
its teeth and it's jaw, that's how strong.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
It's jaw and it only has a chance.

Speaker 3 (01:28:19):
Yeah, I don't. I'm not risking it. I'm not trying it.

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(01:28:46):
the internet right now. But if someone asks Chad Gpt
who would win in a fight one hundred men versus
one hundred gorilla? Sorry, jesus, one hundred men versus one gorilla?
Who would win in a fight? Would the gorilla win
or with a one hundred men? It's a tough question.
And I think that's why I got two hundred million views, right.

Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
Yeah, because I don't. I really don't feel like the
guys could take down the gorilla. I just feel like
the gorilla is too much of a beast.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
The meat on that bad boy.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
The stats that we read like throwing eighteen hundred pounds
is one thing. It can lift up to four thousand
pounds to take it up.

Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
The strength of these things is insane. This is with
not you know, lifting weights. But I think I think
you're forgetting how many people can tire this thing out,
you know what I mean? Like, have you ever seen
a hyena, a pack of hyenas attack a lion that
they usually just tire them out and then they attack
them all at once. And I think that's what happened.
You can run circles around this gorilla for a good
hour and make him freak out.

Speaker 3 (01:29:43):
Hyenas have like really sharp teeth and they can like
grip on and just hang on and just like slowly
rip the skin off. But I don't know you could
do that with I've got sharp See you take a
bite out of a gorilla.

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
I'll try take a little nibble.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
Yeah, have you seen the nails on some people? But
I think, yeah, I think a hundred people are going
after a gorilla. Dude, you're gonna well, half these people
are gonna get jacked up, if not dead, you know completely.
But I think maybe the thing would get tired out
enough to you could strangle it or something I don't know.
Hit it to death.

Speaker 3 (01:30:13):
Yeah, poke its eyes.

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
We got some talkback messages coming into our heart right
up before I play these beef water What do you think.

Speaker 12 (01:30:21):
I feel like a hundred men could get the job
done again. You would exhaust the gorilla. But I think
the sleeper question here is did the gorilla have a
balanced breakfast? The juice, the toast, the cereal, all of it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
Well, if he doesn't, there's gonna be a pile of
human goulash right there that he can have.

Speaker 1 (01:30:37):
At the end of this day.

Speaker 12 (01:30:38):
There might only be five dudes standing when it's all said,
and because the gorilla is.

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
Gonna mal I think generous.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
But while the gorilla is mauling somebody that could be
you know, like I would distract.

Speaker 12 (01:30:47):
Him with a magic trick and then let somebody else
come in and just give him quick joke.

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
We got some talkback messages coming into our iHeart radio app.

Speaker 7 (01:30:57):
I don't know my money's stolen. The damn people, I mean,
think about it. You know, if they eventually were retired
out enough, maybe like the last like thirty five dudes
that got past all the you know, the maiming. You know,
they knock it on the ground. I mean, what if
they're defending their home. What if this big ass gorilla
comes into your your town and the hundred dudes are like,

(01:31:19):
we got to kill this thing or we're all going.
You don't just give the town over to the gorilla.
You fight to the last man.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
Oh the way, yeah you go. Don't forget about to
strengthen numbers, my friends.

Speaker 3 (01:31:29):
But I don't think you're gonna be able to knock
him out. Just knock him over. How are you gonna
do that?

Speaker 12 (01:31:33):
Still be pretty scary. You imagine angry gorilla coming at you, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
And that you have one hundred people and you have
to have no cowards because then it's like, oh, there's
forty of us who actually ran in more pound in
his chest. That pound would knock your head off, It
would crush your face.

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
You have no chance of ever punching a gorilla in
the back of the head hard enough to bother him.

Speaker 11 (01:31:57):
Ever, you're gonna need a hundred is like big John
if you really want to take it down.

Speaker 12 (01:32:03):
Hey Green Crew, morning, love you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
I think what they're not thinking is that only so
many guys are gonna get a hold of that gorilla
at one time. That's why he's gonna win.

Speaker 18 (01:32:13):
I don't think a hundred men could take down a
razor back mill gorilla. He is not afraid of any thing,
and the only thing that could take him down is
a gun, and hopefully one hundred men don't have a gun.
This is Connie and Vackaville, California, by the way, thanks.

Speaker 12 (01:32:31):
This is Pimp Daddy d get behind him, choke him out, somebody.

Speaker 8 (01:32:35):
He should probably hold down his arms and somebody could
choke him out, but they better be pretty damn strong.

Speaker 1 (01:32:40):
We got text messages coming in our mcloughlins. Every text
line this guy from eighty five to sixty nine says,
strengthen numbers. There's going to be a sacrifice. Not all
one hundred men are gonna make it, but in the
long run, there will be men walking away victorious. That's
what I think.

Speaker 12 (01:32:53):
I'm over here googling to Gorilla's get a.

Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
Sign, dude, the size of this thing's head to find
its neck inside of that thing?

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
Yeah broke, Yeah, you hold down the arms. I'll just
choke him out from behind easy.

Speaker 1 (01:33:05):
The neck goes back like a foot neck.

Speaker 3 (01:33:07):
I don't even think you'd be able to get a
grip on it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
I'm gonna ask chat GPT because that's what people ask,
and I don't know what it said. One hundred gorillas,
one hundred men? Who would win? One hundred gorillas versus Sorry, sorry, sorry,
I keep doing that one hundred men.

Speaker 3 (01:33:23):
I can tell you who would win if it was
one hundred gorillas versus one man.

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
Be a pretty quick game.

Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
Yep, gorillas.

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
All right, chat GPT says, good question. Let's think about
it carefully. Oh, they're going to break this thing down,
of course they are. It's uh, if one hundred unarmed
men versus one adult male gorilla, that the gorilla would
almost certainly win at first and causing and cause huge
casualties at first. Though gorillas are insanely strong, dada da.

(01:33:50):
They suggest a four to ten times stronger than the
average human.

Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
I feel like ten closer to that ten count.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
A full blown mal gorilla can weigh three to five
hundred pounds. We learned that, and they have off of
muscles they have, really I forgot. They bite, they have
the bones. A single swipe could break bones.

Speaker 12 (01:34:07):
Jesus, yeah, I'd want to fight a gorilla. That's like
in a zoo in the Philippines. It smokes cigarettes, hangs around.

Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
Shot GPT continues and says, However, one hundred men is
a lot. Even if a gorilla could kill or badly injured,
say thirty or forty men before before tiring this, your
numbers would eventually overwhelm it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
Boom over ten again.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
Just tire them out. Yeah, that's what I said, twelve
at a time, fifteen at the time.

Speaker 3 (01:34:30):
Still I'm not convinced.

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
Well, shot GPT is the smartest thing on the planet.
Now you know, it is now.

Speaker 12 (01:34:36):
Law, and if you don't believe it, ask it, it'll
tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
I'm gonna say, well, maybe we should just try it out.
Who's down? Who has a gorilla?

Speaker 1 (01:34:43):
I'm not down.

Speaker 2 (01:34:44):
It's hard to borrow a gorilla when you're like, I'm
gonna throw a hundred men at it. We're gonna see
what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
What do you need the gorilla for? So long story?

Speaker 3 (01:34:52):
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
How about that it's likely going to kill us all
and you'll get it right back.

Speaker 1 (01:34:56):
Yeah, what do you think? Listen, we're getting to you know,
so many talk talk back to text messages. I can't
get to them all. But uh, it's an important conversation.
Who would win in a fight one hundred men or
one gorilla? And I think it's the I think it's
the men, you know, So just chat GPT, my boy, dude,
it's awesome, Like it's it's scary scary.

Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
Yeah, it's scary, but it's.

Speaker 1 (01:35:18):
It's scary, don't I didn't want to like it chat GPT,
and then as soon as I use it, I was like,
this is.

Speaker 12 (01:35:23):
You should legally change your name.

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
But Chad GPT, I like it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
It's already been done.

Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
It's gonna be ask me questions.

Speaker 1 (01:35:34):
Got to pop your collar, bro.

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
Honestly, that would be a hilarious idea for an app
Chad GPT where you ask it questions and it just
like says the dumbest stuff back.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
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Speaker 2 (01:35:46):
How much have you spread so far?

Speaker 1 (01:35:48):
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Speaker 12 (01:36:18):
Buddy, Yeah, that's my thing now a little bit? How
am I studio knock on the bright side? Now you're
get in a half day?

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
Well, we were talking about and we got to go
here quickly, but we were talking about could one hundred
men beat up one gorilla? Because that's gone viral on
the internet right now, and it just seemed to be
like eighty five percent of people are saying the gorilla
is going to destroy these guys.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
It has leveled at a little in the last few minutes,
but it started Gorilla.

Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
Because I think people are using their minds and starting
to think that one hundred and would tire a gorilla
out after a while. To underestimate, I think most of
these dudes are dead for sure, but I think a
couple are going to walk away.

Speaker 2 (01:36:51):
I think the first three minutes are paramount, you know. However, however,
many skulls get crashed, crushed in those minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
Determined.

Speaker 3 (01:36:57):
I think a couple of the men are going to
walk away because they're going to get up and be like,
I don't want any part of that. I feel.

Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
Let's let's think like, these hundred men are brave, they
never all going in. Let's just go with that premise
that they're all tough, brave men and no one's given.

Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
Over because you can't say, and you can't be like, well,
what if it's a timid gorilla. We're going hardcore gorilla
versus one hundred men.

Speaker 1 (01:37:16):
And I think strengthen numbers. Eventually this thinge's gonna get
tired and that's when that's when you kill it. Court,
what say you?

Speaker 12 (01:37:22):
I mean, it depends on the setup.

Speaker 16 (01:37:23):
I mean, if these people all know that they're going
in to fight a gorilla, then yeah you could. I
would say the hundred people win because eventually they they're
going to team.

Speaker 1 (01:37:31):
Up on it, and especially if they're organized.

Speaker 4 (01:37:33):
Yeah right.

Speaker 16 (01:37:33):
But if it's just like one hunter guy's standing around
and gorilla shows up, like ten dudes are dead and
everybody else runs for it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:40):
Right yeah, because it's tough to say, Okay, we're all
gonna do this, all right? Can the first ten just
raise your hands. Who's going in first? I'd be like,
I really care about the cause. But let me be
like thirty through forty.

Speaker 1 (01:37:51):
Well, we started this topic kind of late, and there
are so many people chiming in, whether it's a talkback
or a text message. I don't have time to get
to it all today. So tomorrow I guess we'll discuss
a little bit in the morning. Yes, at like six am,
seven am, And yeah, you can show us a text
message at ninety one ninety seven.

Speaker 4 (01:38:06):
But only.

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
You know this is too hard to simulate.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
Yeah, ll a gorilla guys, can you call somebody at
the zoo and see if they can hook us up?

Speaker 12 (01:38:13):
Look, I will dial for answers.

Speaker 1 (01:38:15):
We'll see.

Speaker 12 (01:38:16):
But they're going to tell you that they're going to go.
They're going to be team Gorilla all day.

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
Oh yeah, they're crushing.

Speaker 3 (01:38:20):
I don't know, because they've seen the power.

Speaker 1 (01:38:22):
I don't know. You're talking about Carl over here.

Speaker 2 (01:38:25):
That's what I would love, though, is an expert who
knows gorillas on another level.

Speaker 16 (01:38:30):
Well, I mean, if you trying to get one on the phone,
if you look at a chimpanzee, which is like a
third the size of a gorilla.

Speaker 12 (01:38:35):
It can wrap the arms off of a human so
and chew the face off.

Speaker 1 (01:38:39):
Yeah, and she's off.

Speaker 2 (01:38:41):
Oh it's armed, Tara clock as soon as this start.

Speaker 1 (01:38:43):
That's from a nine one one call where a chimpanzee
went crazy and this poor.

Speaker 2 (01:38:47):
Lady because theyrilla decided they wanted to have it as
a pet.

Speaker 16 (01:38:49):
Yeah, if a gorilla decides that it wants to destroy you,
it will destroy you, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:38:54):
But I think I think, you know, ndred guys could
tire them out, tired out and then eventually kill the thing.
So anyway, all right, we gotta go, uh Chad gptsas
one hundred men will win. Yeah, we just said that
in the a few minutes ago.

Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
Yep, but I still don't agree. I don't agree. All right,
I'm going to disagree with your.

Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
Ways out till tomorrow because I'm sure we'll have plenty
more chiming in to be done.

Speaker 1 (01:39:15):
You've got a chance at one thousand dollars in cash
right now,