TD&L Full Show For Monday- When Nature Calls

On today's show we talked about a hostle takeover of a bathroom at a concert. We also found out that Laura got her car towed and we discussed Tanner and Beefwater's weight loss competition!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You list you, Drew, Laura, what up? What up?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
What's happening?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
It is Monday, June thirtieth, twenty twenty five, Tanner, Joe
and Laura, we are live. Oh yes, Queen, what's that from?

Speaker 4 (00:18):
I hear Broad City?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Okay? I remember that show is a fun show, Yes, Queen.
I would say that, and then I wouldn't know where
it was from.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Yeah, I've never seen the show, but I know that's
where it's.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
It's for me.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
I feel like it was like a female workaholics. Yeah,
kind of kind of thirty and it was really funny though, right,
So anyway, uh yeah, Jeen to you, yos queen, to
you and your horse.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
We have so much happening today.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
We've got another edition of Misconnections coming up in about
an hour, helping people find love in the Portland, Vancouver
and Salem Marias.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Yeah, beautiful.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Maybe somebody spotted you, you know, with them all over
the weekend or at the car.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Wash, or you didn't realize how sweet you looked. Yeah,
and someone's out there eyebollwing you.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
That's right. Well, at seven am, we'll we'll hear those Misconnections,
and then at seven thirty this morning I believe we've
got tickets to go see Incubus correct Mondo.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
They're going to be in Eugene.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, the Cuthbert Amphitheater. I feel like they always go
to Eugene. They get some people's it. Everyone just goes
to those shows and just gets baked. Right. So I
went to the last Incubus show in Eugene, and that's
all you smelled in the audience.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
I can't believe that show's coming up. July is tomorrow
and it's on the sixteenth.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, seven thirty this morning, we'll have those free tickets
for you.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
In the meantime, stories, it's time to go around the
room sharing what we think the biggest stories of the
day are. These aren't necessarily the biggest stories, just what
we think the biggest stories are.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, you want to go first, law.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Sure I can go. I'm not huge on the Fast
and Furious movies, but I know a lot of people are.
And the eleventh and final Fast and Furious film will
come out in April of twenty twenty seven, and it
will mark the return of Paul Walker, which I am
wondering how they are going to do this, because of
course Paul Walker passed away in a car accident in

(02:02):
twenty thirteen. According to Vin Diesel, it's going to include
a reunion of their characters Dom and Brian.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
It'll be a short little scene and it'll look kind
of funky.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Some sort of CGI situation for like a flashback.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Or for the last one. They used his brother because
they didn't he died before they finished his parts, I guess, okay,
and so they think they used his brother and then
super imposed his you know, his face onto him.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Interesting and a lot of that stuff, the stuff that
was already filmed, you'd just get like a turn out
of Paul Walker and a smile, you know, and they
were able to manipulate it to make it work.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Well, expect to see him in the upcoming Fast and
Furious film.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Well, they said we'd see him again.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
That's will.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
The big story to me is, you guys, hear about
the girl who went overboard on a Disney cruise and
her dad saved her. WHOA, yeah, she's recovering after she
went overboard on this cruise. Her jump her dad didn't
think o wise jumped right in Wow, which is scary,
but what a badass. Now Disney cruise line is also

(03:08):
to be given some love because the rescue efforts by
crew members also led to this positive outcome. I mean,
you still got to get back on the boat, right, Yeah,
the incident happened yesterday as they were returning to Fort
Lauderdale from the Bahamas.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Now the investigation continues.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
But yeah, how'd she fall off a boat?

Speaker 5 (03:26):
I guess just getting a lean on. I mean, now,
granted it depends on her, it doesn't give us her age. Yeah,
I've got kids at all ages, and I could give
you three different reasons why each one would fall over
the edge. And my two year old, I mean, I
hopefully she's older than that, would just crawl up and
be gone.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
You know.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
So I think I think we got a badass dad
right there, for sure.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I mean, without even thinking about it's jumped right in.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
That's right. And they're gonna put like nuts on those
things or something for idiots, drunk idiots who.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Fall overboard or kids.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
And yeah, as a dad, you can't turn around for
one second on a cruise.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
I think the big story today is on front.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Jeff Bezos and his fiancee got married over over I
guess on Friday, and then bled into the weekend. Yeah,
but this massive party, this massive wedding was obviously for
a billionaire, Jeff Jeff Bezos and his fiance Lauren Sanchez,
and it was a starfilled wedding, you know, tons of

(04:21):
celebrity showed up in boats like it was a Bond movie.
Oh man. And then there were so many people there
and not just some guests but protesters. I guess there
are hundreds of protesters protesting this wedding.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
They've been protesting for weeks prior to the wedding because
I mean he basically rented out the city of Venice, yeah, right,
his weddings.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Ever, it was like, well I saw some footage, like
one person said like I can't believe this is happening
right below my window, and they were just it was
like the line of celebrities waiting to get in.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, and they're just sitting there like watching TV.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
What a wild situation, you know. And if you're the
richest person in the world or top five, you always
can draw a couple hundred protests.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
This rumor Dad's Elton John performed at Jeff Bezos's wedding
over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
You'd think there'd be all kinds of secret performances. Yeah,
and no footage because you know, yeah everyone, no phone's allowed.
But I want Rihanna singing as we're coming down the
aisle something huge.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah, like you can't have.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
A b teamer in there.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
This is Bezos. Yeah, so over over the top, you know.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Like, well, I hope the marriage lasts. There was all
this money that they spent on it.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
There was a video that went viral of Jeff Bezos
before the wedding hanging out with his fiance and her
son and they were on a boat and he turned
the boat into a yacht party I'm sorry, a phone
phone party.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Yeah wow, just wait, just just Bezos and his fiance
and their kid.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, and they were all in a hot tub together,
which I thought was weird.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Just getting loose guys, I mean whatever you're into.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Like she was in a bikini, you know, and like
his night and I think her son's like nineteen years
old or something like that, and he's just hanging out
in the hot tub and it's a phone party and
he's in a hot tub with his mom and a bikini.
And then you know.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Jeff Bezos and his big ball head.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
He looks like a penis.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
He modeled the the rocket ship after his own body.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Actually, by the way, they just shot some other people
in the space the other day too, he did.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
And when they left the reception they did tight hands
to the rocket that they left on.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Oh, perfect, the happy I just married at the end.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, maybe you wouldn't vomit.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
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Speaker 1 (06:44):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Drew and Laura, Happy Monday.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
I'm excited.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
My favorite holiday of the year, the fourth of July
coming up on Friday.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, on Fridays.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
So nice that it's on a Friday.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Night, you know, right, It's always crap when it's like
in the middle of the week and you get one
day off, then you gotta come back back to work,
same awful.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
So yeah, this Friday, it's all going down.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
And Laura, you were talking about going to see the
fireworks on the waterfront this year.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yeah, I'm actually you're going to get no. I booked
an airbnb and dead so I'm gonna do a little camping.
So hopefully I'll watch fireworks on some waterfront, but it
won't be the one downtown Portland.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yeah. Well, it's a nice one down there. The for
Vancouver fireworks show is always fun, and getting stuck in
the traffic afterwards is not so much.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
That's always the worst part.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
Yeah, there are a lot more shows than you know,
like you would think, Like if you go up on
top of you know, some of the higher hills near
where I live, you can just see. It's like there's
one in Tigert and to Walton and Wilsonville. Its boom,
boom boom. It's all over the area. So even if
you just go catch some altitude somewhere, you can catch
a show.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
I wonder if you could go up to I wonder
if they have like the parking lot to the Piddock
Mansion open.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
Oh oh, I bet you could see fireworks for days.
I bet all up there, you know, counsel Crest and great.
I'm sure we're not the only one with that idea.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Yeah for sure. Yeah yeah, get there early.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah yeah, be safe before the July, that's all. Just
be safe. I feel bad for Laura.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
She's got Oh man, this girl, you've got such a
you have such bad luck with parking. I don't know,
but I never.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Used to and now all of a sudden, it's like, no,
we're gonna we're gonna make up for lost time.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
Did you wrong a meter maid in another life?

Speaker 4 (08:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
I think I wronged the residence of the Laurelhurst neighborhood
is what I did.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Something happened to Laura yesterday that I just I can
tell she's like in a bad mood today, or at
least like like not, you know, she's in a funk.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Maybe because yesterday you went to lay.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Or what happened.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
I went to Laurelhurst Park for a birthday party, and
when I got out, it was one of those things
where I was like, walk into my car and I'm like, huh,
I thought, I thought this is where my car was parked,
and I'm like no, no, no, I must have like
parked around the corner or something. So I keep walking
and finally I'm like, I do not know where my
cars were, Like what's happening? So I turned on my

(09:12):
like find my car, like on my because it'll tell
you where your car is parked on your phone. So
I look at my maps and I'm like, nope, says
it's supposed to be right here. And so then I
deduced that my car had been to.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
Oh so when you looked up there was a lad sign?

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Well, this sign was there? I wouldn't. I would say
that it was easy to miss. And when I parked,
I parallel parked between two cars, so there was somebody
parked in front of me. So I was like, yeah,
of course this is a parking spot. Didn't see a sign.
There was somebody parked ahead of me. Was there like
a fire hydrant there? No, I think it was there

(09:53):
was It was going into like a curve kind of
so I think that you.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
Were outside of the parking area. Yeah, parking area.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
And so when I went back, I saw and there
was a sign for the curve, and then underneath it
there was the speed limit, and then underneath that was
a no parking sign. Oh. I was like, oh my god,
but like not just a ticket, not a ticket, not
a ticket. They to your ass toad.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
And so I wonder was that the owners of the
home who.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Like, well, I wasn't parked in front of a house.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Oh so so it's just it was just a tow
guy rolling by.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Well I think it was it was either parking enforcement
or is the people who lived across the street, because
I even when I went to the because it was
like eight pm at this point, and they're like, I
call the impound lot and they're like, well, we only
you know, it's it's after hours and we're by appointment only.
And I was like, well, when's the next appointment available.
They're like nine pm. I'm like okay, So I called time.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Did you get towed?

Speaker 4 (10:56):
Like seven thirty? And I was back to my car
by eight So I was only there for like an hour,
hour and a half. Yeah, and they like lickety split,
got it done. But they towed my car and I
got to the impound lot, which is like deep southeast
and I have to wait. I'm like standing in front
of the gate, just like waiting for someone to let
me in, and there's no one there, and like, honestly,

(11:17):
big shout out to twenty first century Towing because the
guy who was there, like working security, he like let
me in. He's like, you shouldn't be standing out here
at nine pm at night, like you got it's dangerous.
So he let me in and we chatted. But I
told him what happened. I told him what happened, and
he's like, yeah, those people like in that neighborhood, they'll
tow your car for nothing, so it must just be

(11:40):
a thing.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
Yeah, Well, and the toe company loves it, like so
they have designated tow trucks for certain different areas. So
totally they make their living on preying on you as well,
so it's a mutually beneficial thing.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
So how much did it cost?

Speaker 4 (11:56):
When I looked it up, it said two hundred and
sixty four dollars for the but then it was after hours,
so then the toe company tax on like an extra fifty.
And then when I get to the impound lot, he
hands me like the ticket and it has like a
big red toe. It just has been big red letters
so you can't miss it. And then they stapled a

(12:18):
ticket to the toe. So not only do I have
to pay to like go get my car. Now I
have to pay the actual parking ticket. And I'm like no,
like I just I just paid you. So now like
I have an eighty five dollars in addition to that,
so it's gonna be about four hundred bucks.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
So since there's a ticket, that means it parking enforcement.
I bet since it's by the curve, it's just their thing.
They just call you back.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
And I'm just like, man, bro, that sucks.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Man, ok right, I know, wellsh lad you got to
check the signs because I've seen you park. You just
park and you get out and you walk, you know,
like she doesn't really like examine the area and see
if there's a sign.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
But it was like and like I get it. Yes,
I guess I should have been paying closer attention. But
it was even like after I went back and looked,
I was still like I was confused. I was like,
where's this? Like there's no And also I would hope,
I would hope that there would be like a toe
away zone or something like whatever happened to just giving
someone a ticket?

Speaker 5 (13:14):
Is this parking rock bottom for you? Are you gonna
maze your way? You know?

Speaker 6 (13:18):
How?

Speaker 5 (13:18):
Like a drinker has to wake up on a curb
enough times. Are you are you gonna look at signs now?

Speaker 3 (13:23):
This person sent a text in and says, well, this
is why I keep a basic toolkit in my car
for when I park and I see those signs, I
just take them down myself.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yeah. I thought about that. After I left. I was like,
I shift, just like taking to take the sign down.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Yeah, there's a streak with notes, just like.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
I wouldn't have been mad if it was just a ticket,
I would have been like, yeah, my bad. But the
fact that they towed my car, like.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
And you have to like hunt it down.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Right, because I was like where I googled. I was like,
if my car is towed, where does it go? Like,
I don't know, they don't tell you.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
So definitely don't get deserved for going to a border
like it was at a park park right, so you're
at a picnic.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah, it sounds like somebody was just has just had
it with people parking there, that is getting out of here.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
That is an expensive picnic. I'm sorry I had to
deal with that. I could tell she's just in a
funk today. Well, yeah, it's I mean, you get about
a barbecue understandable. Yeah, yeah, I always judge things in barbecues,
and that was one full barbie?

Speaker 4 (14:26):
What about a shed and a half?

Speaker 3 (14:27):
With that all right, coming up in a few minutes,
we've got tickets to go see Incubus down in Eugene.
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Speaker 1 (15:36):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Drew and Laura Portland's rock station one of five nine
the Brew. It is Tanner to and Laura people reacting
to LA's car being towed yesterday. So I thought it
was just like yesterday afternoon or something. It was late
last night last night, at like eight o'clock or.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Something, so I didn't get it back to like nine thirty.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
So so crappy.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
This text from twenty eight for says, Hey, Laura, do
you think this might be just the universe getting equal
with all.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
The unpaid tickets from Colorado. Karma is a bee.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
Yeah, did you think when it was first gone that, oh,
they finally found me.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (16:14):
Know.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
I feel like Karma she's taking it a bit too far,
Like I don't think the punishment's not.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Well, Laurie, you didn't. I hate to say it, but
you just you got to check for signs. I've seen
you play, I.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Know, but it don't tell me you've seen like you park,
you just walk. I get it. This sign was there.
I'm not saying I'm not in the wrong because I
obviously missed saying that the toe was probably unnecessary.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Why can't they just give you a ticket? I guess they'd.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
Taken me a ticket and then they's just a ticket.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
But my guess is that happens a lot, and the
people who are living that area just either have had
it or we.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Like why there's like other people parks, Like there were
so many parks that you were actually behind me.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
So it's like pretty much like a four hundred dollars
or deal last night that Laura had to deal with.
And this person from thirty forty nine says Laura needs
to start selling extra socks and so if you buy
dirty socks from.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
Laura, I don't want to extra songs.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
Also, the neighborhoods is that's important too, because like you're
in a neighborhood, it would have.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Been a different neighborhood. It would have been a different story.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
It takes like in some cul de sacs in this area,
it would take forty five minutes to get a toad
truck out there. So it was you're in a high
volume America.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
It was fast.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
I was like, okay, they're sniffing around.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah, that's a mcloughlinch Everly text line. That's what.

Speaker 7 (17:31):
And now Bruce sports, here's Drew.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Well it is over.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
The DeAndre eight and era in Portland has come to
an end. Now this is a guy who's seven feet tall.
Was the number one pick in the NBA draft of
the Phoenix Suns. So much hope and promise when he
even when he came here after kind of like he
burned out a little bit in Phoenix. Maybe a change
of scene would help him out. Well, it never really happened.

(18:00):
He turns twenty seven next month. We owed him thirty
five and a half million dollars for the final year
of his contract.

Speaker 8 (18:07):
And we are letting him walk.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
We're actually buying him out of that contract, not even
trading him. That talks about what the rest of the
market thinks of him. And I'm not gonna say good riddance,
but this is a guy who missed a game because
of weather, a game, not practice, because his driveway was
two ice. He grabbed a shovel. You're a professional athlete
in their twenties. I mean, granted, you're seven feet tall,
get a big shovel and find your way out of

(18:31):
the driveway. And beyond that, he's also been known to
and now, granted I'm not knocking this behavior if you're
not a pro athlete, but staying up till five in
the morning, eating skittles and playing video games isn't conducive
with becoming a super athlete.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
So good luck to him.

Speaker 5 (18:47):
I would probably be playing bids and sneaking skittles as well.
But the DeAndre ayten era is over. And this is
interesting because now and we had talked about we had
five centers, we now have four. But free agency in
the NBA starts at three o'clock Pacific, so six o'clock Eastern.
We will see this thing kind of pop off. Now

(19:09):
you're gonna be able to talk to teams. You can't
sign until the sixth, but you will have a chance
to chat it out and we'll find out are the
Blazers positioning themselves to sign another big name because Drew
Holliday is an all star and he's come to town a
two time champion to bolster this roster.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
So we're not punting at this point. Keep an eye
on it.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
Later this morning, we'll discuss that free agency.

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Speaker 2 (20:02):
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Speaker 3 (20:05):
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Speaker 4 (20:15):
Then why what they what were they talking about?

Speaker 5 (20:17):
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It's the same guy.

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Great YouTuber, a great influencer. I admire what you've tried
to do at a boxing but I do think when
you actually come up against a proper serious boxer, and
I suspect that Julios is our Chavez Junior, maybe that person.

Speaker 8 (20:45):
You could.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Is that you think that your opinion matters.

Speaker 8 (20:52):
Well, why you do much show if it doesn't.

Speaker 6 (20:54):
Oh, I'm just taking your audience to sell pay per views.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
I don't give it.

Speaker 6 (20:59):
This is a business enterprise by the pay per view.
On Saturday, June twenty eighth, me versus Julio Caesar Chavis Junior.
Thank you, tune in everybody.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Really enjoyed that.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
That's fun.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
I do think. I mean, if you're interviewing someone, you
probably shouldn't be talking down to your guest.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Oh there's Morgan question.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
I don't think you got this. There's my personal opinion.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
But Jake Paul's whole thing, and there's a level of
WWE to it, all right, like you got he's gotta
he's gotta rally up, get you talking. It was hard
to get people talking about him after Tyson because we're like, no,
no more.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Who won that fight? He won, Son of a bitch.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
And by unanimous decision. You want to see him get
knocked out so bad, But.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
Now he's still fighting somewhat has been like fight the
number one contender, Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
And then we I think Kim will talk. Yeah, then
you get the audience. Well there you go.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
But peers, anytime Piers gets hung up on that's also
a win.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Well put that video online one of five nine dot
com while you're there into this hour's keyword for one
thousand bucks one.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Oh five nine number.

Speaker 7 (22:04):
He drew and Laura, let's do this and now missed
connections quick Tanner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
All right, so these are real miss connections that we
found on Craigslist in the Portland, Vancouver and Salem area. Yes,
and we're helping bring people together, that's right, or help
you realize you're being stalked and you need to call
the police immediately, one of the two. But yeah, these
are real miss connections from just the last week. Okay,
these are all fresh, a lot of action, so you

(22:36):
could be in play here. Yeah, Drew, you want to
kick it off? Sure?

Speaker 5 (22:40):
Uh Halsey near two hundred and thirty eight, the divorced
dad at Bare Naked Ladies. Yeah, me, a woman in
her forties was a Baar Naked Ladies with my son.
We were there with and you were there with your daughter.
You had long hair and wore a baseball cap. I
didn't ask your name, and I should have. We had
some fun chats next to each other. If you're interested

(23:02):
in like a concert buddy, or maybe a date, let
me know. I'll know it's you if you tell me
your childhood cartoon character I'm traumatized by, and I'll tell
you the name of your car. We discussed, Well, you
guys got deep.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
How about shut up and listen to the music.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
She's probably like I'm just can't here to see the band.
I'll talk to you.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
Yeah, well, you know, the girl's the one sniff and
reaching out, so he's probably trying to watch bare naked
ladies and she's all, who's your favorite cartoon?

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Care it's a good way to break the ice. Still,
come on?

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yeah, hey, yeah it worked.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
He's charminger.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
This misconnections titled Jackson's Shell. The Shelle Jackson's I Guess
in Milwaukee says, you're such a tall drink of water amber,
so beautiful and curvy. I want to hang out with you.
Are you?

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Are you available for friends?

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Friends?

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Friend?

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Friends? Don't talk about your curve? Well, you got to
start somewhere, that's true.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
He's trying to not be not going to.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
A friend zone. Yeah, you're so beautiful in curvy. Would
would that work for you, Laura? If I said Laura
or not me, but somebody said, so you're so beautiful
in curvy, I'd.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Be like, I'm not curvy.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Don't call me talking, don't call me fats, call me
chubs or something.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Yeah, be like, what'tch your mouth? Now? Pump my gas.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Leave that one at the door, all.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Right, So I'll go next. This one is This one
is close to the heart you guys. I was wandering home.
Oh this is a titled I was dressed as a
raccoon digging in your trash can. I was wandering home
after attending a furry con last month. I was insanely
high and drinking a soda I walked by your house
and through the can in your garbage can. This was

(24:42):
a momentary lapse and judgment. I decided to do the
right thing and put the soda can in the recycling
bin where it belongs. Of course, I opened your trash can,
which was mostly empty, and reached deep inside of it
to grab the soda can. When I got out of
the trash can, I saw you in your porch looking
at me. Admittedly, it probably did seem pretty weird to

(25:04):
find some girl in a raccoon costume digging around in
your trash but it wasn't what it looked like. I
was just trying to be a good neighbor, and not
for recycling in your garbage can. Anyway. Sorry about the misunderstanding.
I promise I'm a good raccoon neighbor and won't make
a mess if I ever need to dig around your
trashing games.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
To see somebody in That girl is so hot, raccoon
furry dig into your garbage. We're just dedicated to her character.
I would have been like, I think I'm just too stoned.
Close the door, walk back, and so I did not
see what I sawt plot twist.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
I wrote that mystery, that was Laura.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
That was Laura saying she does I love raccoons.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
That's right, memory Den in Portland, tall kind goth boy
in a trench coat with a cool nose piercing I
was wearing all black, big liner and red lipstick. I
couldn't tell if you were there with a significant other friends,
but I got flustered when I leaned in to.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Talk to you.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
I was busy, but I saw you leave and tried
to catch you, but I didn't make it in time.
It's possible, but that the whole misconnection thing does something,
but does something. But no matter what, I just wanted
to tell you that you were the one of the
most beautiful men I have ever seen.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Wow. Wow, that's a nice compliment.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Ever, even if I never see you again, oh.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Tall trench coat notes appears a beautiful man.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
But I hope I see you, can see you dam
you will. This misconnection is titled to the guy at
the F one movie premiere at Bridgeport Village. Okay, it says,
I'm sorry I dropped my hot dog in your head
while walking to my seats.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
Oh you know what happens to the best of exciting movie.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
You know. I'm not sure why, but the only thing
I could think to say in the moment was don't
worry about it. It's like I am worried about it. Yeah,
it's mustard in my haird hot on my head. I
checked under the seat after the movie, and to my surprise,
it was still there and fully wrapped.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
So still it would have been like, dude, could you
toss me that bad way back? If it is wrapped,
I would, I'd let it bounce.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
He says. You totally would have been within your rights
to just eat it.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
But I appreciate yourself your selflessness when it comes to
eating another guy's dog.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
I hope it didn't.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
I hope it didn't ruin your VIBEO bros.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Unless you're a Red Bull fan, then I guess you
deserved it after all.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Okay, all right, the hot dog, though you know it's
you almost want to just gift it to the guy
or I did crush that dog?

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah, his dog down there for you, Brot Mustard, You're welcome.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
That sucks. You just left it all wrapped up under
your seat for the entire movie.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Because that dog is like, they're not cheap at the
movie theater. It's seven eight bucks or something like that.
All jokes aside at that rate.

Speaker 5 (27:43):
I'm gonna say, I'm sorry for hitting you with my dog,
but could you pass it?

Speaker 2 (27:46):
But I guess could you grow up down there and
feel for a dog.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
Like I've been thinking about that hot dog for about
a half an hour a while.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
I can't do this there. It is man misconnections.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Hopefully we helped people out. I'm sure it changed everything.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
Yeah, especially that guy from the f one movie is like,
at least he's sorry.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
I've never done that, like I'm so worried about or
just your popcorn or anything.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
You know, I'm sure somebody has.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Have you ever been at the movie theater and dropped
a whole bucket on somebody liked, on somebody in front
of you?

Speaker 5 (28:17):
Or yeah, yeah, I've definitely had a tip soda where
you just see it just wash all over the ground
and you're like, oh, man, there's.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Some sticky feet coming out of here tonight. I heard
somebody dip their tubasoda and it just you know, went
down the It just poured down the hill.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
It's just a lose.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Yeah, I've definitely done that, and you're so mad because
you know, nine dollars worth of SODA's gone, right, but
you also have to stay Well, that was the.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Guy in front who had to raised my feet up.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
Yeah, that's what he's still left.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Like, we're so annoying.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
All right, coming up in just a few minutes.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
We do have those Incubus tickets and we're gonna check
your talk pack messages. So download right hat radio app
and press that microphone button to record some we're commercial
free on the brew.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
All right, we got thank you Bis tickets all this week.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Your first shot is coming up here in a few
minutes with another round of sex toy or firework.

Speaker 10 (29:11):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
We've talked about this air in the studio before, about
public displays of affection.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not really a big fan of it.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
You know, when I see if I'm in a concert
or something, I just see two people making out, it's
kind of gross.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Like, come on now.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
Yeah, that's that's definitely not my game.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Get a room.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Yeah, I mean I understand, like a little kiss or
a peck and even a smooth is fine.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
But when you're just sitting there straight, just.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Like I don't know, it just it always has just
kind of grows me out, no matter who it is,
even if they're super hot, of course.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Even if it's you. So you won't partake in this.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
I won't. I mean, I'll get hold your hands, I'll
give you a kiss, but I'm not gonna we're not
gonna make out in public, right, Like, I'm not ashamed
of like showing my affection in public.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
It's just like your super there's a line.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
You're being shameful by going too far. Like everybody has
a spot on their own. Like if if you know,
like you're at a big concert and everyone's doing that,
it's super gross.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
But like at midnight on New Year's Eve, if we're
all everyone kisses, you know, I'm not gonna do not
do that. Nobody kisses, do not. But this study found
the couples who show more PDA have happier relationships. Studies
that they'd say that the couples.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Who show more PDA are happier.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
I guess those people, in my experience, are always super
hot and.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
They know it and they're making it out in public.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
It's not true.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
They're showing it off and they' rubbing it in. They're
showing how happy they are, and I want to die.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
I mean yeah, I mean, you know when that happens
in front of me and I'm just standing there with
my like whatever, the bag of sour patch kids or whatever,
just munching and they're making out, and I'm like, okay, wow,
I feel like a real loser over here. But I
do think that, I mean, PDA is not just reserved
for hot people. But maybe maybe it's just that they're

(30:55):
not ashamed of showing their infection affection in public in
front of other people, so it feels like less of
a secret. They're more out in the open about it.
Maybe that's what.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah, I mean, you know, you're really hot, happier some.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
People, though, It doesn't like PDA to me, it's bugging,
you know, like if in my luckily, my wife feels
the same way. If I was sitting there just like
sniffing around on her, even at a concert, she'd be like,
can you just not because we are you know, we're
about to be married fourteen years. It's also about your

(31:28):
confidence in the relationship. New relationships kind of have that
we're with each other thing where it's like I know
that if she goes to the bathroom alone, we're good
and we don't have to like make out before you
leave and make out when you get back. Those types
of things. To me, it's buggin' well.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
The study finds that people who show more romantic displays
of affection both in private and public, tend to be
happier with their with their union, and the PDA is
also associated with improved well being, less stress, and higher
life satisfaction.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Huh. You know, so just like touching each other.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
And I am very touchy feely, you know, like I
I'm very touchy feely, But I also am very like
selective about when I do it, Like I'm not gonna
be at the grocery store feeling you.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Yeah, that's the right way to do it. It's like
there's a time and a place, yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Right when we're all alone. Man, I can't can't keep
my hands off you. And don't get me wrong, I
even the dog.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
Needs to be pet every once in a while, right,
Like so I do like a little affection so I
know they like me or else.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Yeah, it can also like it does feel good when
you're with somebody.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
And they're attractive and you know other people find them
attractive when they're like on you, like.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
But I just don't need it just doesn't need to
be overboard.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
But the PDA doesn't have to be like what do
they define as PDA, because it doesn't have to be
necessarily sticking your tongue down someone's throat someone's throat. It
could just be like little gentle touches.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Or you know, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
Like if Amy grabs my we're walking with a group
and we're all like out partying and she grabs my
hand for five seconds and let's go, that feels great
to me. It's like that's saying like hey, and then
we move and then go back to your conversation, like
don't you don't need to stop and like you know,
we're going to go to an alley and just sniff noses.
It's like when we are all still.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Partying, little reassurance every now and again. It's never a
bad thing.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Have you ever been with somebody that it was too
much too much.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Bda Like I was with this girl, and you know,
she had to hold my hand anytime we walked through
the mall or whatever.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
My hand's getting wet.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Yeah, I would get hot. My hand would get hot.
And it wasn't like I didn't want to. It had
nothing to do with me wanting to not show people
that we're together. It's just that I'm not twelve years
old anymore, you know, and like get a mall, the
union is hard to get around, and she wants to
hold hands like this where you're just locked, you know,
and I kind of like holding hands a little bit
like looser. It's just kind of looser and you know,
not completely laced. Yeah, we're not in middle school. Yeah,

(33:47):
that's what I feel like they did in middle school
to show all the other kids that they were together. Right,
I'm getting blue knuckles. I just need a little looser.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
I had a girlfriend who was like that. You had
a boyfriend who was like.

Speaker 11 (33:55):
That, Laura.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
I just had a partner who preferred that I was
a little more touchy feeling in public. Like it was
to the point where like he would like try to
move in and I'm like nah, Like I would just
like reject his advances, and he'd want to do it
in front of everybody. Yeah, well not like nothing, not
like a stage. But yeah, but he wished I was
a little more affectionate in public.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, I forgot.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
The lord doesn't say boyfriend. I gotta correct myself. My partners, Well.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
It was she really likes him.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
It can be a book, just so.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
Yeah, well I haven't had one of those in a long,
long dime.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Man friend, A lot of man.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Friends, but no boyfriends, I guess.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Yeah, accurate, Yeah, no, no boys. The boys don't I
don't mess with boys.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
You'd be surprised the way we act sometimes. I'm not
sure we burn the time.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
It's very true. Honestly.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Over the weekend, I was very childish.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
I actually had a lot of fun. I went down
to uh punk at the park over the weekend, went.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Scoot he got this dust scooter downtown Portland.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Yeah. I was at the waterfront and I saw the Descendants,
one of my favorite punk bands from back in the day,
and uh, it was a lot of fun. And then ah,
I rented a little scooter down there and I just
scooted the waterfront.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
Oh that was a rental scoot. I just thought you
had brought ears down.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
No mind doesn't work. But I rented one, spent like
twenty bucks and eight a handful of bugs just flying
down the waterfront.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
Real nice waterfront bugs are the best.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
They are the best. But I love I love concerts
on the waterfront. I really done. Yeah, I was wondering
I had to.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
We got diverted trying to get to a soccer tournament
and I'm there, fences were all up, and I'm thinking,
what is down here?

Speaker 3 (35:29):
This week? I rose festivals over.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
It made sense once I saw your video.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Fifteen dollars beers, Son, fifteen dollars beers.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
They were fifteen or sixteen at a Post Malone as well.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
I saw you into Post Malone over the weekend. I
saw that the lines were crazy.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
So I saw a great meme it said I survived
the lines at Post Malone. If you know, you know,
it was biblical, the lines. I mean, it made food
Fighters seem like we just.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Walked right in that place. The image that you posted,
I was like, that's way more people than the Foo Fighters.
It was so many people and it was a great show.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
But I mean we had to pull quite a maneuver
to get in It got so bad that when we
came through security, they turned off them. I've never seen this.
Turned off the metal detectors stopped checking bags and just
walked us all in wow, like through this whole entrance
and they're just like, just go, guys, just go. Because
the concert was empty. Yeah, and Jelly Roll.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Was on the stoe. There's a problem there.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
They're not enough entrances open.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
Once you're in, it's not so bad, but like that hallway,
it's it's designed for soccer, not for another people's twenty people,
thousand people.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
See, that's why we need a big stadium like a
baseball stadium, and they need to they need twice the
alcohol there.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
The Providence Park is like hey, hey, hey, well well
watch it now, watch it now. It was just getting
this concert thing off the ground.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
But you can't. You can't have all those lines, at
least just a way entrances. It's not lost on them.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
And those pictures were going viral in front of thee
out front. But we we got in in a timely
manner with a few maneuvers, but it was and then
once you were in you had to get through it.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Yeah, so, but but.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Then you have to sit to jelly roll, which I
mean good you would. I thought it was all a
great time.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
You liked it.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Yeah, we have some footage.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Go check out our socials at one of five nine
the Brew or at Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
All right, coming up in a few.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Minutes, tickets to go see Incubus down in Eugene. We
will play sex toy or firework for your shot to win.
Happy Monday. It's one of five nine the Brew, Tanner,
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
You're listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Happy Monday. All right, Incubist tickets. We've got him for
you all this.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Week to see him down at the Cuthbert Amphitheater in Eugene.
We just got to.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
Play this game sex Toyal firework, sex TOYL firework, sex
TOYL firework, sex toyal firework. Yoahs, there it is.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
It's a good one.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
It's the best.

Speaker 7 (38:03):
Sucks toil higher work, sucks toil fire work?

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Am I the only one like? I will literally sing
that in the middle of the day on a Saturday,
just to myself.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Working will pop in my.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Head that toy off fire work.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
People are like, are you having a stroke.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
You're in the chip bile at the grocery store. People
are like, sir, there are children.

Speaker 5 (38:22):
It is one of your favorite holidays, so sing on.
You have a few more days.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
All right. You just got to tell us if the
item we're about to read off as a sex toy
or a firework. Last week we got zero winners, right, nobody, nobody,
nobody actually won the game.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
Last guy failed at the finish line.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Man, it's tough coming. You hear these things and you're like, well, geez,
I don't know. It sounds like you could be either one.

Speaker 5 (38:44):
Yeah, let's hope we get our winner this week.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Let's give it a shot. Yeah, because I mean, you know,
it's fourth of July Friday, for god's sake, Let's actually
be a real Americans. Let's go to Blair or sorry,
this is Sean. Good morning, Sean, good morning. Yeah, I
think your last name is Blair. Yes, it is all right, Sean.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Do you have tickets to incubus yet?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
I would hope not.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
My perfect because I've got three pair. I got two
more buds. If you get this right, Ye're going. If
you get it wrong, you got to listen to us.
Give your tickets to somebody who did absolutely nothing. Okay, okay,
all right.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Did you get any fireworks this year?

Speaker 11 (39:24):
Not yet?

Speaker 8 (39:25):
No, okay, works does been a little crazy, you know,
working graveyards, So that's.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Not bad, all right.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
So he hasn't been there this year. He may not
know the names.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Of these things.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
This could be hard for him. You gotta get at
least three out of five to win, Sean.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Are you ready?

Speaker 4 (39:37):
But maybe he's a maverick in the bedroom.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Yeah, maybe he's been to an Adam and Eve.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Is this a sex toy or a firework? Sean? It's
called the Punisher.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Oh, I'm going to go with.

Speaker 11 (39:51):
Sex toy.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Is that a sex toy? The punisher?

Speaker 8 (39:57):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (39:57):
No, that is a firework.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
Not off to a great start.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
Would be an aggressive toy though, Ohen won sex sex toyer?

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Firework Sean. This item is called the Golden Shower. Hmm,
okayork is that a firework? One in one? This item
is called the Orca the Orca sex toy firework? He
says firework, no.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Sex toy.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
How does an do?

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Free Willie?

Speaker 3 (40:30):
You know you're gonna have to google that one.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
It's multiple meanings.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Sex toyer fireworks, Sean went away from the end.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
This item is called the cone. Oh, the cone?

Speaker 8 (40:44):
Oh, probably go with the firework. The firework?

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Is that a firework? I'm sorry?

Speaker 4 (40:55):
What?

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Oh, Bro?

Speaker 4 (40:57):
I would have definitely thought firework on that one.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Sorry. That was a that's it was a sex toy,
my friend. You have to listen to us. Give your
Incubis tickets to somebody who did nothing.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
I know.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
I know his name is Manny.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Good morning, Manny morning. Hey bro, you're going to Incubis.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
Hell.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Yeah, it's a hard game, man, nobody's won this game yet.
Who would have known about the cone?

Speaker 8 (41:26):
I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
I have a road cone in my mind, but that's
not forever.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Oh my god, that would be aggressive. Yikes.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
I wouldn't put it past people.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
All right, We'll have another pair of tickets coming up
tomorrow and online at one O five nine. The brew
dot Com Story's time of the Big Story, where we
all go around the room sharing what we think the
biggest stories of the day are.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
I'll start.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
It looks like the fourth of July travel is going
to be setting records. Triple A's predicting over seventy two
million people will travel at least fifty miles from home.
Over Independence Day weekend, almost sixty three million of those
people will be doing this via you know cars. Some
people are going to be flying dang. I mean, it's
a lot of movement.

Speaker 5 (42:12):
And I always feel like we get a gas price
hike and we get to going. I'm not going to
travel on those days, but it's hard not to get
out when you got an extra day off.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Now you say that all these people, it's an additional
one point three million road travelers compared to twenty twenty
four So sound a lot.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Yeah, yeah, just.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Keep that in mind, and you know, later on we'll
tell you about the worst time to leave for the
fourth of July and the best times to leave so
you don't get stuck in the traffic.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
Sounds good. I think the big story is that, according
to President Trump, TikTok may have a buyer. He says
a buyer is in place, but he won't say who
it is, keeping it under wraps for now, but he
has extended the deadline to sell the company from Chinese
ownership several times. He says the buyers are very wealthy,

(43:01):
and he'll have more to say in a couple of weeks.
But Congress forced to sail fearing national security concerns over
Chinese ownership. So we'll find out who it is.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
It's thought it would be pushed back for the rest
of time and be like, we'll get to it later.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
It's kind of what I thought to.

Speaker 5 (43:18):
The big story to me is the landscaper. The big
balls on this guy allegedly hosting a party at his
client's mansion, a big old blaze. Now, authorities were notified
after this thing popped off, and it turns out this
landscaper was behind the whole thing. There were noise violations,
parking issues, everything was going sideways. Now it's a four

(43:41):
point three million dollar home. Those owners were on vacation,
had no idea that their landscaper had plotted to throw
a huge party there. Now he maintains his innocence, he says,
and face, though he faces multiple charges, including breaking and entering,
second degree trespassing and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

(44:02):
They're gonna throw anything they could at him.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
I probably had How's he saying he's innocent?

Speaker 3 (44:07):
How mean? How I know?

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Yeah, Like, bro, we have you on surveillance, and.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
It's got to be that thing. You're outside in the heat.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
You're doing their shrubs and their lawn and edge and
everything every day, and you're.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Just thinking, God, you're just trying to have a nice guard.
Just want to go in there.

Speaker 5 (44:20):
One time and do a keg stand. So he is
facing some charges, I would hope now, and I don't
know how these homeowners are that it's not an innocent mistake.
You did it on purpose. But I don't want you
to go to prison. You're throwing a party at my house.
How about we make sure there's no damages and you
get a lighter.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Charge than this hole. You're going to prison over a party.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
One things for sure, though, you are fired.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Yeah, you're you're.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Not not going do any more landscaping at that house.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Yeah, it doesn't matter how good that yard looked.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
All right, more of those stories at one of five
nine in the dot com. While you're there, enter this
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cash squatch. You Drew and Laura had me Monday. All right,
there are a lot of concerts over the weekend. Drew
into post Malone on Saturday night. Post posting in jelly

(45:12):
roll Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Also known as posted in line.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Yeah, dude, Providence Park there, you know, just started doing
concerts there again last summer or was it earlier? It
was la last year. Last year Yeah, with Foo Fighters
in Green Day and everything, and uh yeah, the Pumpkins
played there.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
But it it's still like in its first calendar year
worth of concerts.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Well, it looks like they haven't worked out the bugs
yet because I saw some footage someone actually sent me
some footage from the line and it was just they
were like across the street from Providence Park and it
was just a sea of people, you know, just trying
to get inside.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
So how long did it take you to actually get in?

Speaker 5 (45:48):
Well, I, like I was telling you guys earlier, I
skirted the line.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
I did not wait in it.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
They call me what you want to call me that,
I just am not staying outside.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
So cutter, we got a cutter over.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
Here and here to tell you I could you know,
I'm not going to sugarcoat it. There were people who
missed half the concert, and some of those people spent
five hundred dollars. Like you find your way in. It's
a survival of the fittest at a concert. Yeah, if
you want to get to the front rail of a concert.
You can ask permission or you can go to the
front rail. That's how concerts work. Like you can be

(46:20):
kind and polite. But I'm getting in and but some
people if you stayed out front two hours, oh my god,
maybe to get in.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
And like what time did doors open versus when did
the show start?

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Doors opened at five thirty or five o'clock, okay, and
they didn't come on till almost seven o'clock.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
They've got to figure that out, though.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
I mean, I'm going to get more doors open or
doors open, be faster at the doors that are open.
I mean, that's nutty bananas.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
So it's like, you know, I'm pretty sure the show
was sold out or close to it. It's like, you
know that you're going to have this many people, like,
be prepared for that.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Yeah, it's tens of thousands of people.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
So because there were so many people, that turned into
a there was a bathroom debacle.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
There was a bathroom debacle because not only was that
you were running out of cold drinks and then drinks
all together and waiting to get in the bathroom lines.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
It was just so many more people.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
It's the same problem as getting in that you filled
a soccer field on top of what we're used to.
And so I come out to use the restroom and
the ladies line is all the way through the stadium.
It's all the way through it, and so I'm all, wow,
that's brutal. How long am I going to wait? And
I look in the men's line. It's probably like seven dudes.

(47:32):
And I go and I realize we have troughs, giant
troughs in there, and so we're all being in troughs,
which is fine. I'm fine with that tonight. And so
when I get in there, I realized that there's a
full blown argument going on and there are females in
the men's room, and I'm like, oh, okay, And there

(47:53):
is a group of ladies who have posted up in
two stalls and they are going to fight the world
to defend the stall because they're going to the bathroom,
and so are all their friends, okay, And it starts
to turn into like a mutiny.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
So because the girl's bathrooms so packed and they've had
it and they're taking.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
There now, they're now commenteering the men's stalls.

Speaker 5 (48:14):
Yeah, and there's a group of dudes, you know, because
you've got all walks of life at Posts Malone and
Jelly Roll. You've got country dudes, and you've got kind
of ghetto dudes and everyone in the middle. So there's
some of us who are kind of laughing about it.
There are people who are angry, arguing with them, tell them,
calling them entitled. These girls are fighting back with dirty mouths.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
At the same time.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
It is a full blown thing. And I got to
get back to this concert. But I watched the I
watched this little show for a while.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Yeah, So I guess this leads us to another edition
of Who's the a hole? Because there are bathrooms for
men's bathrooms for women, and if you know, if your
bathroom's full, you just have to wait in line like
everybody else. But these girls decided to take a couple
of stalls from the men's bathroom.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Who is the a hole?

Speaker 7 (48:59):
Here?

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Is it the the group of ladies for doing this,
or is it the group of guys who could have
just been cool and been like, fine, take your two stalls.
We got this trough exactly.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
And when there's there's one other caveat that I think
is worth mentioning, and that is that because it's a trough, bathroom.
It only has three or four stall stalls.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
So there's not like a big giant line of them.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
No.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Listen, Providence Park was built in nineteen twenty six, so
I don't think that they were really thinking about post malone.
Post malone and jelly roll and you know what the
crowds are going to be like.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
And so it's at least fifty percent, maybe sixty six
percent of the stalls they've stolen.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
All right, who's the a hole?

Speaker 4 (49:37):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Commendeared eight sixty six four four five one oh five nine.
You can also shoot us a text message on a
McLoughlin Cheverlet text line at ninety one ninety seven. Let's
go to the only lady in the studio. Yes, Laura,
what say you?

Speaker 4 (49:49):
I have been in this situation and I have been
the woman who's in the men's bathroom. However, the show
that I did that at was Taylor Swift. There were
not a lot of dudes, and it was at the
big stadium of the big football stadium up in Seattle,
so lumin Field or whatever. Yeah, so there was literally

(50:09):
I ran into maybe one dude in the bathroom when
I was in there.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Yeah, So, but it had one stall in the corner.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
Yeah, and like and there was and I couldn't even
and like, for me, the whole trough situation is weird,
like having to walk by dudes who are like using
the trough like that would make me uncomfortable. Like when
I walked into the men's bathroom at Luminfield, I like
looked around just to make sure that there weren't like
dudes with their dongs like openly out, you know, because
I didn't want to feel uncomfortable. I didn't want to

(50:36):
make anybody else feel uncomfortable. But there was no other
man in the restroom and the stalls were completely empty.
So it's like I'm not going to wait in line
for forty five minutes to use them at.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
A Taylor Swift show. That's a little different.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
This situation, I think is different, and I think for
them to be causing a ruckus about it, like if
someone is like, hey, sorry, I don't feel comfortable with
you being in here or whatever, then leave, you know,
because and go or go find another bathroom, because like
if the tables were turned and I know we're going
to go there at some point, I wouldn't want just

(51:12):
like some rowdy dude in my in my bathroom.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Yeah, like tudes, lines too long, We're going to take
these two stalls. You'd be straight arrested.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
Yeah, And I do think it's a little bit of
a different scenario. But since there was an issue, and
since the dudes were like, hey, we would prefer if
you would just like get on out of here, I
think they need to like respect that and leave the
fun or what say you?

Speaker 8 (51:33):
Man? I feel like a lot of this, honestly is
at the feet of the venue, like you put thirty
two thousand people or whatever it was I read that
was going into post Malone, Like I would think bathrooms
would be something you'd take into consideration, right, So I
have I would air on the side of let the
ladies have the two stalls. Mathematically it makes sense guys
are quicker getting in and out. So there you have it.

(51:55):
But I've seen shows before where they've just taken over
a men's restroom and turned it into a women's restroom
before though, so I don't I don't really get.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
I think I'm thinking, like, if they're having that many people,
you might need to bring in some honey budgets.

Speaker 5 (52:06):
You fully do you've seen this at at Oregon State.
When they built their new stadium, they underthought the bathroom,
so they second game.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
What do they do?

Speaker 5 (52:15):
They brought in hundred portal lets to solve a problem.
And it's a nightmare because if you you just do what.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
You have to do.

Speaker 8 (52:22):
Yeah, if you so it's built for soccer, you're adding
so many more people when you put people on the field,
you know what I mean, it's thousands of people that
aren't typically there.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Who's the A hole? We got text messages coming in.
This one is from eighteen eighty says, when you gotta go,
you gotta go. I agree with the girls. I would
totally cut in the line when you gotta go, you
gotta go. However, if you got to go to a
concert Survival of the Fittest, Yeah, if you have to
go to the bathroom at a concert's survival the.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
I mean, if you're gonna be your pants, are going
to do things irrational things like one way or another, right, Like,
you're going to find a way to go, even if
it's in the pot of a plant.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Thirty forty nine says it's the entitled Karens who are
taking over the bathroom where the A holes get the
f out and use your own bathroom. This one from
zero nine three eight says the ladies are the a
holes if they don't show their boobs because that's the
price of admission at a concert.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Okay, that's ridiculous and disgesting, but I do think, like
when's the last time a man had to like wait
in line for that long for like, when's.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
The last time? Absolutely, sometimes we have to.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
Like often because it's like for us, it's like every event,
So it does get exhausting. And it's if there's no
line for the men's bathroom, it's like, you guys aren't
using all those stalls, why not use some? So I
get both sides of the coin, I guess, But part
of it's.

Speaker 8 (53:35):
You know, you guys take forever, so if you were
just faster about it.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
We tried, I mean in and out.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
I think most of us are like a dilly dallion.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Yeah, well there's a reason there is a line at
the ladies and they're comparing merch, not.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
In the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (53:51):
And can I make a comment about the trout story
you I think you have it in your head wrong,
Like everybody's like facing each other at these trouts. No no,
they are still facing the wall, just like a yearinal.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
There's just a more space.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
But I'm just my whole thing is like your your
willies are still out there.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
To They always are, I know.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
But yeah, this text says if I had to pee
that bad, I would walk right by the guys, put
my head down, go pee, And if somebody said something,
I would just have to pee really fast, because when
I gotta go, I gotta go. Yeah, just stake quite.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
I think that was their mistake, is trying to fight
back against it. Just yeah, that's hiet and go and
you can look like a victim.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
That's what makes them the a holes. But like, yeah, all.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Right, who's the A hole?

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Here?

Speaker 2 (54:29):
More your calls and text coming up.

Speaker 7 (54:30):
Hang and now, Bruce Sport, here's Drew Well.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
With free agency opening in the NBA in just a
couple of hours, the Blazers are opening things up a
little bit by releasing DeAndre Ayton. Well, they're actually going
to buy him out of his contract. He approached the
Blazers saying that he wanted to play for a contender,
and there is a little clause in the contracts and
the way the league works where they can both.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
Kind of wash their hands of this thing.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
That being said, even though he had his worst years
here in Portland, you know what's gonna happen. He's gonna
sign for cheap in Los Angeles or something. He's gonna
play with Lebron. He's gonna get to have a chance
at a title. It always happens. But we're not gonna
cry over spilled milk yet. But I can smell it
souring as we sit here. And finally, the WNBA, of course,

(55:22):
is going to be adding a team here in Portland,
but they're not gonna be alone. Three new teams beyond
that will be in the league by twenty thirty. That's Cleveland,
Detroit in Philadelphia as they try and round this thing out,
and no better time to do it than right now,
where the WNBA is making more headlines than ever.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
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And we're also doing another edition of Who's the A Hole?

(55:59):
So it drew into post Malone on Saturday nights. It
was a sold out crowd, I think, if not damn
near sold out.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
People are saying thirty some thousand.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Yeah, thirty two thousand, I think is what he said.
And the bathrooms were just clawed.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
The bathroom situation was not idea, and there.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Were just there were too many people, the long lines,
and so at some point some women decided to just
take over like two or three stalls and some men's bathrooms,
and there was Drew saw this, and there was a
big argument because there's like, you know, the ladies have
their own bathroom. There's a ton of guys in line too,
so go wait your turn in your own line. But
then there's also the other hand where it's like, you know, ladies,

(56:38):
why just you know, be polite and maybe just let
him have a stall or two. Definitely an argument.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
On both the stalls aren't being used then.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
So who's the A hole?

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Here? Eight six, six, four, four, five, one five nine
is the number we'll take your calls. Coming up right
after Joan Jet Happy Monday. It's Tanner, Drew and Laura
on the Brew.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura dinner Drew.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
All right, who is the a hole?

Speaker 7 (57:02):
Here?

Speaker 2 (57:02):
We're asking that question?

Speaker 3 (57:03):
After the post malone show at Posting Jelly Roll on
Saturday night at Providence Park, thirty two thousand people. I
guess We're at the show and it was so crowded
that the bathrooms it was just a disaster.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Lines were super long.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
So at one point, some women tried to take over
a couple of stalls in the men's restroom.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Some men in there saw.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
That weren't very happy about it, and like a giant
argument broke out. Drew witnessed the whole thing, and I
guess the question is who is the a hole? Is
that the ladies trying to steal a couple of stalls
when they've got their own and who didn't wait their turn?
Or is it the dudes who could have just let
him go? And I guess they were all peeing in
a trough anyway. I mean, I don't know if those
I would imagine that guys were using the stalls too yeah,
there are. I mean, you're a perfect example. You don't

(57:45):
love a trough.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
I try to wait for a yeah, even to pee,
just more comfortable in there.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
So I guess my question is was there a line.
Were the guys waiting for the stalls, or was it
just guys having a problem with women now waiting their
turn and using their bathroom.

Speaker 5 (58:02):
It felt like a little bit of a combination of
the two. It didn't seem like there was because there
wasn't open stall during the argument that I saw. But
I think that whenever somebody is everyone's drinking, so everyone's
tongue is a little bit looser. Yea, if I'm in
and not enemy territories in hostile but if I'm outside
my lines, I just think it's a stealthier move, is

(58:25):
a better move because I didn't even notice them until
one of the girls was like, God's leave and I'm like, whoa,
what is happening.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
It's like just going one at a time.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Yeah, and like protecting the door.

Speaker 5 (58:36):
I think it's like some of the guys were kind
of feeling like how old are we?

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Like, we're not perverts, We're not going to climb the stall.

Speaker 5 (58:42):
Yeah, you're just trying to use the trough, but at
the same time, the line was not obnoxious for us
and there was room for more activity.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Zo, who's the a hole here? Let's go to line one.
It's Tanner, Ju and Lagan morning, good morning.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Hey, who do you think it is? The ladies are
the dudes?

Speaker 3 (59:01):
I would assume it's the ladies.

Speaker 11 (59:02):
But also I've also seen downe to a lot of
concerts and watched women go to the bathroom and packs
of like three four women at a time.

Speaker 8 (59:09):
Bro and guys are going by themselves.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
I was that punk at the park on Saturday night
and I saw lady take her butt and lean it
over the rail of the water and pee. She tried
to pee on the water, but all she did was
pee on the concrete on the other side of the
red and probably the back of her legs. In the
back of her legs and backpack. Man, that's not it.
But I just turned around and I saw that. I go,
what the hell is going on here? See?

Speaker 5 (59:28):
If more people at Post Malone acted like her, we
would have never had a log jail.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
All right, dude, appreciate your call.

Speaker 8 (59:35):
Man, Yeah, no problems.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
All right, let's go to line too. It's Tanner, Ju
and Laura. Who is the A hole here? You team
ladies or team team dude? Oh yeah, all right, that's fine.
We got some talk back messages coming in.

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Speaker 11 (59:53):
So Hey, Tannery, Drew Laura morning. I'm gonna have to
say the par Is the A hole first and foremost,
but secondary, i'd have to say the guys. I mean,
if you're not taking a crap and you're at a trough,
what's it matter?

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:00:11):
I think given the situation with the bathrooms, I think
something really needs to be addressed with the venue itself.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
And if I was.

Speaker 10 (01:00:20):
A woman and I was standing there and I couldn't
hold it anymore, I mean I'd be running into that
man's room too. I mean there have been times with emergencies.
Have you ever been in the line with a screaming
kid too that has to go to the bathroom?

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Yeah? No, So I don't know. I kind of sympathize
that the lady is here, right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Is our McLoughlin Cheverlet text line.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Clearly, Providence Park has to do something they've got to
bring in more honeybuckets.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
They got to do something.

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
The honey buckets is a great idea, cause you see
that at larger concerts too.

Speaker 8 (01:00:54):
Put them.

Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
There is no Now, it's just going to say, there's
no space for that. There isn't a giant like outside
area where you can walk out into a foyer.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
You know, what they're gonna have to do is to
block off a section outside of the park and they're
gonna have to allow that people to go there.

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
Like a little smoking area, but for pooping.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
Yeah, little pooping area.

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
Yeah, because people need just even more troughs and then
give them, give the girls them inside ones.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
No, you guys are just gonna have to go cheek
to cheek on this one.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
We're already getting pretty archaic with the trop We got
some text messages coming in through our McLaughlin Cheverley text line.
This one's from thirty one to fifty six. It says,
all I know is Tanner won't pee in that trough
for sure? Uh yeah, not if there's other people in there.
I cannot Can everyone get out of here?

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
I cannot trough? And can you do it? Well, there's
a screaming argument over.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
Could you to Drew's point earlier, it's it's not much
different than like the individual urinals, So like, could you
pee in a urine?

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
No, if there's dudes right next to me, I have
to go into a stall.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
I just can't. I lock up man, man, And there's
so much to look at, very distracted. This text comes
from sixty five to twenty five says girls should have
to hung it out there their butts and use the trough.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
No one would have complained, definitely the.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
A holes, though there would have been some cheering.

Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
There were some dudes who would have gotten hooping and
hollering if there was four butts hanging over the trough.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Yeah. Fifty two eight says it depends on the situation.
The guys are the A holes if their stalls still available.
The girls of the A holes if no stalls are available.
And you can't poop in a.

Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
Trough because think about that, you know, like because nobody
wants to poop in a concert, of course, But you
get out there, you get excited to get to Chili Dog,
and you get the bubble guts. So you come in
there and there's a full blown civil war in there,
and you just want a little quiet time.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
What about this?

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
Ten sixty two sent a text in and said, for
the bathroom issue, I'd like to point out that if
women wouldn't go to the bathroom in large groups, the
line wouldn't be that long. It does contribute to the problem.
I know, you guys got to check on your fit
check and the whole deal.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
But yeah, I guess, I mean, yeah, I mean, I
guess I never never thought of it that way.

Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
You should be and I get a buddy system at
a concert, or girl shouldn't just feel like she has
to go alone.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
But yeah, because I do, I like one friend this one.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
Yeah, I think that's like for me, it's like if
I'm going to a show or a Timbers game or
whatever with one friend and we go out and we're like,
let's go get a beer and hit the bathroom on
the way back. Yeah that's that makes sense. But I'm
not going to take a group of six and hop
in line for the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
We got more text messages coming in through our iHeartRadio.

Speaker 11 (01:03:21):
Up Hey cann or Drew Laura. Yeah, I was there
last night A little bit crazy. People were in my seat,
so I just basically went up top and stood listening
to music, enjoyed myself. But when I did leave right
after Jelly before posty, uh, there was a nice line
for the men's bathroom by like fifteen sixteen people at

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a two hundred level. So it was just a show.

Speaker 8 (01:03:47):
Crazy.

Speaker 11 (01:03:47):
It's just crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
So yeah, I guess you're saying what your turn basically,
and I would say that that's something to take into consideration. Also,
it's like, while you're in the bathroom, the men's bathroom
with your friends hogging the stalls, there could be a
line of dudes, you know, forming outside, and now who's
the inconsiderate one? So I think if it's just if
there's no line, you go in, do your business and leave,

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not a problem. But otherwise I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
I don't think anyone and tell me if I'm wrong.
I don't think anyone in here is arguing though that
if a dude, if Tanner and I are like, oh
my god, we're gonna pee our pants, if we just
breached the lady's door, it would not have been a
good scenario.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
No, that we'd have been tased.

Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
Would be like, oh my god, they're trying to look
at us, and they we would have called perverts and
there would have been no converse. There's a double standard
for sure, But I'm just pointing that out.

Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
Yeah, yeah, but you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
Know, guys, it is guys are chill. I feel like
that's one thing that guys are kind of chill about.
Like whatever girls have to do, there's a bathroom whatever. Yeah,
but I just think I do think waiting your turn
is important though. Yeah, me too. It's just it's hard
to justify. Like bringing it back to the Taylor Swift thing,
It's like, man, that line was so long.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
It's like, there's no way I'm going to wait in
that one. I could just walk right into the men's restroom.
I encountered one dude who's like, you crack the code.
I was like, yeah, I did, because like, and I'm
not saying everybody should do that, but I mean, well,
Taylor Swift times it is different just because of like
the audience, but it's.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
Not as mixed a situation. No more talkbacks coming into
our app good.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
Morning brew crew.

Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
I think the women are the a holes, but then again,
the tables are turned at a NASCAR race because the
men's line that is the longest.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
Yeah, And like I think at a NASCAR It's like,
I don't know, Like, yeah, if the tables returned, it
would be a little weirder. But if there's a dude
in Nostall just minding his own business, can you really
be mad about that? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Someone will call him a flapper.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
Yeah, yeah, he's in there. I heard noise. There's moaning
coming from that stall.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
I think you're right, Laurie, there's no big deal. But
there's always somebod.

Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
Who's gonna Yeah, no, I know, I totally agree.

Speaker 5 (01:05:52):
I'll still get tased, but it's not fair more your
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Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
Laura Portland's rock station one O five nine in the
Brudes Tanner, Drew and Laura. Just sitting here thinking about
Laura standing out in front of a tow yard last
night trying to get her car.

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
I'm literally talking to the security guard through the gate
because he's like, I can't let you in.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
Yeah. I was like, bro, Laura got a car tad
because she parked in the no parking place yesterday. And
it was like at eight o'clock at night on a Sunday,
can you imagine I would just be melting down.

Speaker 11 (01:06:46):
I was.

Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
I'd be sad, like the outright seven hurry and I
feel because I feel.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
I literally cried in my left ride.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
I don't blame.

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
I was like, I don't because then I like, you
look at the ticket and you're like, okay, two hundred
and sixty dollars or whatever. And then I called the
place and they're like, yeah, it's gonna be three hundred
and ten dollars. I was like, the ticket said two
hundred and sixty and.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
He's like, yeah, well it's after hours.

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
I'm like, oh my god. And then I get there
and I realize I have an eighty five dollars ticket
on top of the three hundred bucks. I was like,
I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
Like, well, this person sent a text in and said, Laura,
if they just if you, just if they gave you
just the ticket, you wouldn't pay it like all the others.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
So how will you learn?

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
I will say. I will say that the last ticket
I got, which was fairly recent, I did pay, so
which is good.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
I mean, you're starting to clean here.

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
I would have paid this ticket.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
I'm telling me, karma? Is this karma?

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
I don't want to rub it in because I know
she feels bad about it and I and I feel
for it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
I do, But is this not karma for all the
unpaid tickets?

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
It's not karma because.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
We didn't wish it upon you.

Speaker 5 (01:07:52):
I definitely, but but it it feels like the universe
just came in and threw me.

Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
So feel like, yeah, like, who's the real villain here?

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
It's not me.

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
It was an accident. I didn't purposefully park in a
no parking But there's a.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
Line from the movie Ghostbusters, call it fate, call it comma.
I just don't think it's in a blind corn family
out there.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
Stop. I don't think. I don't think my car should
have been towed.

Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
All I'm saying I think that the price tag on
that is obnoxious. For it to for a girl at
a park for an hour and a half to hit
with almost five hundred bucks, it is obnoxious. But and
I just did imagine your nose at authority for it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
I did. I'm not. I mean, I'm not going to
say I'm not going to pay this parking ticket.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
You have to pay it, don't you, because you're they're
going to put a boot on your car or something.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
No, that only happens once you get a few.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
You've got to pay this one. They're already you're on.

Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
I'm gonna first, I'm gonna call them and try to
get out of it, is what I'm going to try
to do. It Be like, please have mercy on my soul.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Okay, work up some of those uber tears before you call.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Yeah, like I do that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
Have it a really bad week and I didn't. I
didn't have the money to go get my car.

Speaker 5 (01:09:01):
You tell them, and this is going to be bad.
But since they'll never know, tell them you aren't going
to be able to make your car payment.

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
I'll be like, I can't pay my rent. This month.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
Yeah, I just I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
I know they might hear they might hear it allpath
I'm sure they have heard it all.

Speaker 5 (01:09:15):
Is this that Laura who never pays her ticket?

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
Stop?

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
I thought I recognized you, bust called Colorado.

Speaker 4 (01:09:25):
No, I have a great track record of paying my
tickets in Portland, and that's all that should matter. And
they and they, okay, they return the favor. Immediately after
I pay that parking ticket, they return the favor by
towing my car. Talk about bad karma.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
Well, you got to be the signs, Laura. You got
to look at the signs. There wasn't no signs.

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
They should put the signs in more visible la which.

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
I've seen you park though, and I love you to death,
But just check the signs, that's all.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
Yeah, But you've never seen any park and I no
parking zone.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
I'm just glad I don't know that you haven't, because
you know, you just park and go there real fast.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
You just park and leave your car.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
Isn't like you know, like I look around and make sure.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
Get out of your car every time, and like look
down the block to see yup, Let's.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
I do at least make sure that it's an actual
parking spot. Yes, I do do that.

Speaker 5 (01:10:10):
I do fear the idea of being towed to the
point where I make sure.

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
Well, I am going to be more careful, careful from
now on because I don't want my car getting towed again.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
Wait, somebody asked you weren't driving one of.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
The jeeps from the dealership.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
No, okay, So I imagine if you had that would have.

Speaker 5 (01:10:27):
Been so bad, because when you toe car, brand new cars,
it's not great for the car.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
Yeah, yeah, but can you need to like force it?
But don't you need to like don't you need all
the paperwork and on.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
This car, this, that and the other thing.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
I picked it up in a dealership.

Speaker 5 (01:10:41):
So you bought it? No, I grabbed it. You stole it?

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
No, I borrowed it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
Let me have it for the weekend. Sure, Oh my god.
Can you imagine I would have had to call Sammy
at them and be like, hey, bro, so sorry that
nice new rubicon you just let me borrow got toad? No,
thankfully I opted. I'm going to be borrowing a Jeep
this coming weekend. This faster again. I'll be ultra careful

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this week.

Speaker 5 (01:11:11):
You would never be able to parallel part that big car.

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
Now, dare you? Text from eighteen eighty says every time
I get a ticket from the cameras, I tell them
it was my twin sister that took my car. And
when I send a copy of my license front and back,
I've never had to pay one. They always drop it.
Last one had a photo of me flipping off the camera.
It was hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
It's like, I know, I'm blowing through this light and you're.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
Gonna never have a chance to flip it off.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
It's always like a big dumb look on my face, like,
damn it, I'm embarrassed.

Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
I don't realize till after the fast.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:11:43):
I just fear that when you try and get out
of this and your and your excuses I didn't see
the sign, they might ask, well, what if that was
your answer to I didn't see the stop sign or
the yield sign.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
I didn't see the child. Yeah, I didn't see the
giant red.

Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
That's that's not going to be my excuse, Mike. Use
is gonna be like you guys just took me for
nearly three hundred and fifty dollars, Do you really need
another eighty five? I feel like it should be I
feel like it should be tow or ticket, not both.

Speaker 11 (01:12:12):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
This person says they find it funny that you get
hit with a five hundred dollars Fine.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Yeah, there's a meth mobile down the.

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
Store rat and that's been my thing in Portland for forever.
It's like, I'm not paying for parking when there's literally
someone living next to.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
My you put a tent over it, it would have
been fine.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
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Speaker 7 (01:12:32):
List Drew you, Banner Drew Laura one O.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
Five nine the Brew. It's Portland's rock station. Tanner, Jew
and Laura get more text messages THR. McLoughlin Cheverley text
line about Laura's car being towed last night. And this
happened at like eight o'clock last night. She got towed
and so she had to go through the rigamarole of
just finding where it.

Speaker 5 (01:12:51):
Went and which you can for you is that's like
eleven or a midnight when I's on your body clock.

Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
When I left, my friend is like, what are you
getting up to the rest of the night. I was
like sleeping, and so I was looking forward to going
home and just like going to bed.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
Thirty eight forty two says Geez, I've lived in Portland
for twenty six years and I've never gotten a parking
ticket here, well, congratulations. Twenty three ninety six says Jesus,
Laura's parking tickets in Colorado now racking them up here?
Smiley face, Why the hell do you? Why, why the
hell do you just park illegally? She's just in her
own little world driving around. It was an accident, aking

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wherever she wants.

Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
It was an accident.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
That's not a lot of forgiveness in that one.

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Forty four ninety ten.

Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
I knew, I knew I was going to get it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
Today, they say, tell Laura, there's always TriMet pass one
hundred dollars a month. Think of the savings.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
Look she loves trying.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
I love TriMet. If Trimett was an option last night,
I totally would have taken the max. Do you know me?
I'm all about it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
You probably could have called any of us. I'm sure
we would have helped if you needed it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
You would have had to drive from all the way
across some who cares. I just get to lift you
the right day. I need to be there. I was like,
I need my car, right. I would have told you,
I know, but it's that one would have been inconsiderate
for me to you make it.

Speaker 8 (01:14:06):
You made a valid point here a minute ago, Tanner
with the then you got to figure out where your
car's at. When I was down at the Starlight Parade,
I had just gotten there and gotten into my position
and this lady comes walking up and she goes, hey,
have you seen a blah blah blah park? It was
right over here, and I'm like, there's been no cars
on this block since I've been here, And she's like,
I got towed, And it's like, you do you know where?

(01:14:28):
I have no idea, So how do you go to
just start?

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
I think there's some signs around that will say like remember.

Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
No, because there was no because there was no like
no like toe away zone. It wasn't anything like that.
It was just like no parking. So I literally googled
where to find my car if it's been towed, and
it popped up. It's like Portland dot Gov has a
little you have to type in your life number and no, Well,
at least there's that they have a record and they'll

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tell you where it is.

Speaker 5 (01:14:54):
They probably have to say it pretty quick and put
it on, you know, on a docket, because otherwise you're
stealing cars.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
Like you have to say I have this fifty fifty eight.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
Fifty eight says every guilty person says it was an accident.

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
Oh that's not true. Most people wouldn't admit guilt. And
I she didn't make I did the wrong.

Speaker 8 (01:15:14):
Thing enough at nearly five hundred dollars. And I apologize
if I missed this part of the story. But what
what was the where did you park? What was the
problem you parked? Where? Was it just a loading zone?
Was it?

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
No? It was it was a parallel parking spot. I
parked in between two other cars, so I thought it
was fine, and I had not seen the sign. I
was parked immediately ahead of the no parking.

Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
Just eric, no parking in a turn beef.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
It was we were getting ready to turn. There was
still room. I will say I was not parked in
a hazardous locu.

Speaker 8 (01:15:49):
I was on your side till I just heard where
you parked at.

Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
I just I just can't. It wasn't on a curve,
it was before.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
Doesn't do it just into a blind corner. I'm not
gonna pick you on anymore, because there was no there was.
You already know you're in the room. We all park
on blind corners all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
I do feel bad.

Speaker 4 (01:16:10):
It was it was it was about to be a corner,
but it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
She's gonna cry, I want I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
Yeah, we're not gonna bash you too much, Drew.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
A little bit more. I've said my piece.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
Okay, got me some second coming up here in a
few minutes at Beefwater and I are going to talk
about a little challenge that we have between the two
of us, and it's really gonna end out, end up.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
It's gonna end up well for the both of us,
regardless of who wins.

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
Right, I agree. We'll tell you about it. Coming up
in less than ten minutes. It's one of five nine
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Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
You're listening, Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
Yeah, Yeah, Happy Monday, beef fatter, Good morning, sir.

Speaker 8 (01:16:51):
And good morning to you and everybody else out there.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
How we doing doing well?

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
Do you have a good weekend?

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:16:56):
It was pretty good. It was productive. Got a lot
of a lot of worked out around the house. Yeah,
got a little little son on my neck. Felt good.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
Yeah, in the case he said he had a sunburn.
He was cutting limbs.

Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
What do you mean, what do you mean it's feeling good?
You were just in here complaining about it.

Speaker 8 (01:17:11):
I don't like the way it feels, but it felt
good to be out getting it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
Yeah, that's a beef.

Speaker 8 (01:17:16):
Never hurt anybody.

Speaker 5 (01:17:17):
I guess that's an earned neck burn.

Speaker 4 (01:17:19):
He's a well, he's a well done beef today felt good.

Speaker 5 (01:17:22):
It does have a maroon to it though, now that
I'm looking at eating the shadow.

Speaker 4 (01:17:26):
It's great.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
See that.

Speaker 8 (01:17:28):
It's good.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Yeah, we need to get you well.

Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
You don't need some.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
Shout out to melanoma Laura. He doesn't believe in lotion.

Speaker 8 (01:17:38):
I'm a well, I don't know what that means.

Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
Well, you mean like put the Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
It's just you and yourself and the lotion and the
thing that's creepy. All right, So bee Fodder's in here
because we've got a little challenge between uh.

Speaker 8 (01:17:53):
Each there, just the two of you look me in
the eye, like a man challenge.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
So this isn't like a steak cookoff or anything like that,
although that would be fun.

Speaker 4 (01:18:04):
You are going to be cooking something off though, we're
going to.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Be cooking the fat off. That's right, that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
Beef Water and I have decided to challenge each other
to a weight loss competition to see who can lose
the most weight in six weeks, which will start the
Monday after the fourth of July next week.

Speaker 5 (01:18:20):
So the seventh, which which I do love the timing
and allows people to take one last walk and the
glory of the taste buds and not because if you
started it before the fourth, it's Unamerican and we're not
doing it. So after the fact, I think it you
guys will kind of get a chance to get a
couple less gilizzies.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
And then get it to work.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
We started talking about this like two weeks ago, and
that's what that was my thought, Like I don't want
to have to like not eat a hot dog on
the fourth of July, but that's not cool.

Speaker 8 (01:18:46):
Considering about one hundred and forty eight hot dogs. I'm
ready to get down.

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
Yeah did you really by one hundred and forty O?

Speaker 8 (01:18:51):
But I will because that's that's it, Like I gotta
get I'm gonna eat like I'm on bail this weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:18:57):
I do feel like It's like when when stores put
things like they raise the price just to discount them.
I feel like that would be your weight loss. You
weigh in at a higher weight and then it's easier
to take off a few pounds after you've eaten forty two.

Speaker 8 (01:19:11):
Hundred sodium, I need to retain a ton of water. Yeah,
and it's going to be a good time.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
So sorry, no, you go ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:19:17):
I was just going to say that, just be careful
coming into competition completely sodium slammed, but a little extra
weight on might.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Be good for That's what I'm worried about.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
So we're going to start this a week from today,
and do I like just just go crazy this week
and eat literally whatever I want? Or do I take
it easy to get like, you know, to start getting
ready for it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:38):
Because this is going to be based on what percentage, Yes,
so it's not necessarily how much like pound by pound
you lose.

Speaker 8 (01:19:45):
Literally everybody that knows I'm about to start a weight
loss has told me, Gopher Broke, right.

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
Now, Oh wow, lead ahead to it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Just eat whatever you want, Broke.

Speaker 5 (01:19:54):
Okay, what is that in comparison to what you've been
doing day in and day out?

Speaker 8 (01:19:59):
Absolutely not so I live I live a life. My
life is gopher broke.

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
Maybe one of the reasons we started doing this beef water,
you know, does the fast food frenzy. He'll have another
one coming up tomorrow, and he loves fast food.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
At one point he's not like this anymore. I will
say that, but at one point he was eating it
like twice a day, and I was getting concerned because
we just found a photo. LOR found a photo of
him from November and he is half the person. Yeah,
and just those few months he has put on like
I would say, probably fifty pounds, maybe forty.

Speaker 8 (01:20:29):
Yeah, how did I think forty is pretty safe?

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:20:33):
Forty to fifty.

Speaker 5 (01:20:35):
So what's the chances one of you have, I mean,
because you're gonna have a bite of food obviously that
you enjoy, You're gonna have a cheap meal, you're gonna
do these things. What's the chance of having like a
total late night let down? Well, dude, I just can't
have it in my house, you know, because that's where
you'll lose the day's progress. Because I do really well
until about eight pm, and then I just want to

(01:20:57):
even when.

Speaker 4 (01:20:57):
A competition is involved, because I feel like once it's
a contest, it's different, Like once you have an end goal,
it's a different Maybe.

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
I don't know. I don't know how I'm going to feel.
All I know is that I'm going to hate it.
And it's for six weeks.

Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
So but at least still be working towards I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:21:12):
Know about you, but I'm not looking at this like
a competition with you. I just want to put my
best foot forward and have the best results I can
get for myself in the time frame. That said you
better out and shakes out. Yes, I'm gonna kick your ass.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
Hey, you know if you do kick my ass, I say,
I think more power to way, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:21:31):
It is. It is like a win win situation.

Speaker 8 (01:21:33):
Yeah, it is, because I don't know if I would
do it on my Like I wouldn't just set out
to do it. I know I need to, but like
this helps push the ball because if.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
I accountability, if I didn't, if we didn't do this
on the air, I'd go a week and I'd be like,
all right, I'm getting it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
I didn't do some garlic.

Speaker 8 (01:21:50):
Yeah, two junior backing cheeseburger combat for eight dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
There is a serious deal going on.

Speaker 4 (01:21:57):
So you do have a bit called fast food frenzy,
are you going to turn that into like a fresh
food frenzy or something?

Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
I don't know about any fresh food.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
Just do the healthy options out these.

Speaker 8 (01:22:06):
I think doing a more thoughtful take on.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
It would like a grilled chicken.

Speaker 3 (01:22:11):
Here's the caesar salad from Windy's. Yes, they got a good,
you know, spicy chicken caesar salad.

Speaker 8 (01:22:16):
I think we can. I think we can keep a
toe in both lanes.

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
Here A cool.

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
Yeah, I'm really kind of nervous about it because I like,
I love to eat man, and like, over the week
Over the weekend, I killed another pack of starbursts. The
tooth on the lamb tooth is fine, though, I know,
but don't your nose your Your brother told me to
not chew on it, and I haven't been, but every
once in a while I'll give it a shot and
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
It's like nothing's happening.

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
He goes, I haven't been but every once in a while.

Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
Just to like it hurts and fine, but he told
me to not do it for like a week.

Speaker 5 (01:22:50):
And so once we get going, are you guys planning
on doing a diet only thing?

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
Are you planning on doing an.

Speaker 5 (01:22:56):
Exercise and diet. I'm going to do both, little combo.

Speaker 8 (01:22:59):
We've got some help coming, uh, surely at G three
Fitness in Beaverton is going to come and help us,
like get dialed in, yes, and give us a baseline.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
So here's what we're gonna do on Friday. She's going
to be in studio, right, She's going to be in
studio hanging out, and.

Speaker 5 (01:23:12):
We're wee, we're not here this fourth of July.

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
Okay, following, So it's okay, it's following fourth of July,
the following Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Jesus Christ, we know what. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
Only next one week.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
One week after the fourth of July. Yes, got it
all right, So she's burned, car reck effected.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
So she'll be in studio and then we're going to
do a way in right, So she'll be we'll be
talking about our body percentages and how much we need
to lose, and we'll both weigh in and we'll find
out exactly how much I weigh exactly how much people.

Speaker 8 (01:23:44):
Are going to help us also with like meals and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
And getting our prep yeah, diet, getting a plan.

Speaker 8 (01:23:49):
So she's going to say, hey, you you got six weeks.
Here's what you need to do in six weeks to
get from here to here. And I think that is
what I need more than anything.

Speaker 5 (01:23:56):
And now there are a bunch of examples of this,
lady like real dialing in people's bodies, because you guys
are going to go use this cool machine that really
makes it specific to you. So I'm excited to see
what it does, because you know, everybody full of that.

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
And then we'll do it every It could be a
six week competition and we'll weigh in after that every Wednesday,
so it'll be weigh in Wednesday, perfect, and we'll see.
We'll just check in with the progress and see how
we're doing. And if Beef water, you know, because he's
gonna fall off the wagon eventually.

Speaker 8 (01:24:23):
And you're talking about go to McDonald seven weeks from now,
I'm going to be in a fireman calendar.

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
He's going to be auditioning for a job with Thundered
down on there.

Speaker 8 (01:24:32):
Yeah, the geriatric first, I hope.

Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
So I hope.

Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
So you know, because even if you win, even if
like you beat me, I feel like we're both going
to come out on top and.

Speaker 8 (01:24:40):
Look and if you're out there going like man, I
could also stand to lose a few pounds, like now's
the time jump in.

Speaker 5 (01:24:45):
Uh, wouldn't that be cool when we do the way
and Wednesdays if people who are going along leave us
a talk back and tell us your progress.

Speaker 4 (01:24:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
Someone sent a text to help a lot and asks
from ninety six to fourteen and says, Tanner, are you
able to slow down on your drinking? Alcohol is fattening
to lots of luck? WHOA, I don't drink that much.
I drink on. Soda is more.

Speaker 5 (01:25:05):
You're not drinking a lot of it now, but soda
is more of the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
Right, Soda was my biggest problem. I've cut that out
pretty much. Drinades and to enjoy a cold pop on that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
I love them. I don't drink it like every day anymore. No,
I'm not talking like a cold soda. He likes a
cold course on a weekend.

Speaker 8 (01:25:22):
It's empty calories either way.

Speaker 3 (01:25:25):
Yeah, so I I really only drink on like a
Friday and Saturday night, and.

Speaker 4 (01:25:29):
You're gonna have to maybe I could go to I
could drink like vodka and yeah hard, but that's not
really your favorite, right, I can deal with I.

Speaker 8 (01:25:37):
Was gonna situation.

Speaker 5 (01:25:39):
Well, I mean I can drink basically, you can drink,
you know, a couple of drinks a day if you want,
if you just drink clear alcohol, right, but don't be
drinking just vodkas.

Speaker 3 (01:25:48):
That's that's a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:25:50):
My new favorite drink is vodka water. It's actually I
was just going.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
To mix it with a mad dog and so you
see it happens exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
And then I fought my neighbor.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
Yeah, to see what happens. You know, it can take
you inwhere places you'll go.

Speaker 8 (01:26:01):
I was talking to the manager at the McDonald's by
by me and telling him about this situation, and he's like,
I'm I'm gonna have to lay off two people, yeah,
because you're keeping them in business right into the bottom
line with this little get healthy en death.

Speaker 4 (01:26:13):
Wait, did you are you really on like a first
name basis with the My life is sad okay.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
They know you, like when you come in, they know
your order? Do they know your voice?

Speaker 8 (01:26:21):
They know me at the one up there in Tiger
Do I walk into the man.

Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
You're mcnormy, I'm orm I remember when I went to
when I was in Eugene, I'd go to the taco
bell so much that they knew my order, Like they'd
come up and be like, hey, it's me and be
like all right too, chili cheese Britos. Yes, yeah, yes,
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:26:38):
I still don't know if it's good or bad. Like
there's a part of me that appreciates it in this
day and age where like nobody was but you know
it was a customer.

Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
I know you're going to eating fast food too much
when they know you there.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
But also to forget your name.

Speaker 4 (01:26:50):
In the next six weeks, you can become a regular
at other bars and restaurants and it's not weird. So
what's wrong with me in a MC regular?

Speaker 8 (01:26:57):
Yeah, I see no issue, So it's fun.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
Knows his name. We just got a text from seventy
five seventeen. It says not sure what the steaks are
for the weight loss, but if Tanner wins, he should
make beef waters show him his toes.

Speaker 8 (01:27:09):
Yeah, we've heard this.

Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
We this is I think is it on the table?

Speaker 2 (01:27:13):
Though it should be.

Speaker 8 (01:27:14):
I don't know why it needs to be.

Speaker 4 (01:27:16):
It's not about need.

Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
Well, what's the other end of the bet you.

Speaker 4 (01:27:21):
Do?

Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
Whatever there has to be, there has to be in
order for it to be a bet.

Speaker 8 (01:27:26):
There's like what, I don't even know what an example
of that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
I don't either think outside.

Speaker 8 (01:27:30):
Of cash money. I just want I want. I want
to win Tanner's money.

Speaker 4 (01:27:35):
Someone Tanner's made of money.

Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
He can I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
Talking about this person said Tanner's going to go into
that machine and it's going to say.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
Eror arrow or error lost cause.

Speaker 4 (01:27:44):
Oh, are being savage?

Speaker 8 (01:27:46):
Well, I was thinking about this from my perspective of
a lady, just going like, oh, I've never seen numbers.

Speaker 4 (01:27:50):
Likely, My god, Laura, who do you think will win?

Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
Who do you think will be victorious in this weight
loss challenge between me and the Beef.

Speaker 8 (01:27:58):
I'm honestly most looking forward to just figuring out where'm supposed.

Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
Sorry, I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 8 (01:28:05):
I was.

Speaker 4 (01:28:06):
I was not paying attention ab conversation. See your way
out of it, Drew.

Speaker 3 (01:28:10):
Who do you think because remember and your defense Beef Water,
I did a weight loss challenge with another character on
the show years and years ago, done in your gene,
and I lost that one.

Speaker 5 (01:28:20):
Oh I see, well, but hold on, No, we're still
questions to me.

Speaker 8 (01:28:24):
Get it out there.

Speaker 5 (01:28:25):
You have the history of doing it. You know you
can do it. I know Beef can do it, but
he doesn't know that, right, you know, and so you
have a luxury here. Nobody remembers that that turd beat
you in that competition.

Speaker 3 (01:28:38):
You know what they remember.

Speaker 5 (01:28:39):
They remember you fitting in a tux very well at
my wedding. That was the goal. So even if I
don't even remember how much the other guy lost, but
you lost a significant amount of weight.

Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
I don't remember how long it was, but it was
I went from two eighty to like two oh five.

Speaker 4 (01:28:55):
Well, and how much not.

Speaker 5 (01:28:57):
In six weeks. He didn't lose seventy five, but in
a little longer period.

Speaker 4 (01:29:00):
Okay, My hang up is I'm really torn because Tanner
has done this before, so I have full confidence that
he can absolutely do it again. Beef water, though, I
feel like maybe the weight will fall off faster because
if he just changes his habits a little bit.

Speaker 8 (01:29:18):
I want to live.

Speaker 4 (01:29:18):
I don't I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
But here's the fancy for ozempic. Both of you. I'm
not taking exempic, but we both have the loose soft
Doughey fact.

Speaker 8 (01:29:29):
Both carry our weight in the same area.

Speaker 3 (01:29:31):
Yes, like I have, I've got a tire on my belly,
and I got some some mamboob So that's really the
things that I want to get rid of the most.
A little back handle over there, so it's a backpack,
but you know, I don't know, like I think it
was going to fall off of us both pretty quickly.

Speaker 8 (01:29:46):
I just want to know where I'm supposed to be,
you know, like the if you just plug in my
my height, it tells me that I could be anywhere
from one hundred and forty five to one hundred and
seventy five. And that's not helpful, I mean not at all.
Like where am I supposed to be?

Speaker 5 (01:29:59):
If you we were at one hundred and sixty pounds
or one hundred and sixty five pounds, you'd feel great.

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
My doctor told me I needed to be one hundred
and eighty one hundred and eighty five somewhere.

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
Onund I also think it depends on like.

Speaker 5 (01:30:09):
Yeah, Tanner's taller if you don't know this, so he
is correct?

Speaker 4 (01:30:13):
And what kind of weight we talk and like are
you trying to build muscle? Are you just trying to
slim down? Like what are I think your goals are
important too, like long term, well, I.

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
Don't want to put on too much muscle because terms
must have into story.

Speaker 4 (01:30:25):
But if it's if it's a percentage of like body fat,
then the muscle won't matter, right.

Speaker 5 (01:30:31):
Yeah, And when I think that's what we're because we're
meeting with the lady today and figuring out exactly what
the formula is to what the what equals better weight loss?
You know, if we're going to do percentage or pounds
or how that's going to work.

Speaker 8 (01:30:44):
Isn't the protein increase part of the weight weight loss situation?
It seems like anytime people are doing this, they immediately
start pounding more protein, drinking the protein drinks.

Speaker 5 (01:30:54):
Yeah, because you need the fuel to keep going. But
what you I think case he still drinks a little soda.
So if he can do no soda for six weeks,
he could lay there. Yeah, I'm saying he will just
drop the weight. But same with you, Tanner. You stay
away from any sugar he drinks.

Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
I stopped drinking Gatorades and I'm just drinking sugar free. Gary.

Speaker 4 (01:31:13):
Can't be fisting starbars anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
I know that's all done.

Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
I know what to do.

Speaker 5 (01:31:18):
You want, you can have a couple of dp's over
the Weekend Listen.

Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
This forty four ninety two just says, why is Laura
making fun of beef water being on a first day
basis with the fast food places, when the traffic citation
clerks all know her by name.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
We keep coming back.

Speaker 4 (01:31:32):
You know what, We're done with that segment for today.

Speaker 8 (01:31:34):
So if I've learned anything more, we're never done.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:31:38):
I'm excited, I'm nervous.

Speaker 3 (01:31:40):
We got to come up with a classy name for
this game, and there's got to be something at Steak
right to work. I really want to see those toes.

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
I'm about that.

Speaker 4 (01:31:49):
I think everyone's about that.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
I'm about that.

Speaker 4 (01:31:51):
Son, this may be the biggest factor in him winning
this count.

Speaker 5 (01:31:57):
Casey comes in here, He's like, I'm one hundred and
nine pounds eat curb.

Speaker 3 (01:32:01):
If you lose and shows those toes, you'll be It'll
be thin. They'll be thin, you know, like skinny falls
off the wagon. An has to show man.

Speaker 8 (01:32:10):
I've drank more water lately than I have in a
considerable amount of time. My soda intake has decreased by
as solid eighty percent.

Speaker 4 (01:32:19):
Skin is glowing and beautiful, and.

Speaker 8 (01:32:22):
I feel like with a little bit of want to uh,
it's all going to go just one.

Speaker 4 (01:32:26):
Right, that's the whole thing. You have to want to
do this it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:29):
We got some talk back messages coming into our iart ready.

Speaker 11 (01:32:32):
Wap, hey, Tanner, we should put this foot thing to
bed for once and for all. I think that Tanner
should get in contact with his dad, and I do
mean contact, not give it a shot or shoot an
email or call, but actually get in contact. And if
he does so, I think we get to see them.

Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
That is actually fair cool.

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
But what does that entail?

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
I don't really want to reach out to my dad,
but that is just fair.

Speaker 4 (01:32:58):
You gotta you gotta send an with you to round.

Speaker 8 (01:33:00):
I think it'd be a fun not right now, yes, yes,
right now, that's the excitement.

Speaker 5 (01:33:05):
I think Delta is flying direct one.

Speaker 4 (01:33:07):
We're talking very cheap flights.

Speaker 2 (01:33:09):
Irn one more talkic then we have to take.

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
A break, all right, Guys, that the Gambler five hundred
over in eastern Oregon, and somehow I gained twenty pounds
in beer. Well I kind of know how that happened.

Speaker 3 (01:33:21):
Anyways, I'm in When do we start this challenge?

Speaker 4 (01:33:24):
Then you get down to my fight and wait again
for next year's Gambler five hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
So next Friday is when we're going to I guess
officially Monday we're going to start. Yeah, Monday, Monday, we're
gonna start it, and then she'll be in studio on Friday, Yes,
and then she'll weigh us.

Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
I guess. But we got to weigh ourselves on Monday too.

Speaker 4 (01:33:40):
You could do that. I think, bring a scale in
here and you can do it, and then it'll be
she'll do it official on Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:33:46):
All right, I'm ready.

Speaker 8 (01:33:47):
I'm looking forward to it, man. Honestly, whatever challenge, you're.

Speaker 4 (01:33:50):
Looking forward to being able to see your Toesy.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
And Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (01:34:00):
Portland's Rock Station one five nine, The Broods, tannerd You
and Laura Courts giving.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
Me the eyeball because you're late my turn time.

Speaker 4 (01:34:07):
Oh man, I didn't even notice. I didn't even look
at the time.

Speaker 3 (01:34:10):
We do have a few more talkbacks. I want to
get to of course, beef Water and I are going
to start a weight loss competition as soon as the
fourth of July is over that Monday, yep, and we
were going to weigh in on Monday morning, and I'm
kind of you shared with me Beef that you're kind
of embarrassed to weigh yourself, because I am too.

Speaker 8 (01:34:27):
I'm not necessarily embarrassed to weigh myself. I am a
little embarrassed by what the number might be.

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
Yes, I mean that's what I'm embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (01:34:36):
I think that's the whole deal if it said sleek
and awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:34:40):
On something that I do. I don't weigh myself. I
don't know what I know. I know what I weigh.
I weigh myself over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:34:45):
You have a you have a scale in your house.

Speaker 8 (01:34:48):
Okay, I look at it all the time, and I
just go, that's not for me.

Speaker 5 (01:34:50):
I have one in my house, but yeah, I don't.
It's troubling for me to always look at it. So
it's very rare that I actually use it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
I think I'm heavier. I'm pretty sure I'm heavier than you,
and but you know, I got more to lose.

Speaker 8 (01:35:01):
You're taller our frame. Like I'm saying, like it's not
apples to apples.

Speaker 4 (01:35:05):
Yeah, ac Courd.

Speaker 3 (01:35:06):
Who do you think will win the weight loss competition
between beef Fader and myself?

Speaker 12 (01:35:11):
I would say I don't know who's gonna win, but
I know that beef has an advantage because you've actually
been working out already. That's so you've kind of worked
off all of the initial stuff that you lose when
you first start working.

Speaker 3 (01:35:22):
I gotta be honest, I haven't really worked out since.
I mean I've walked a little bit, but I haven't
really worked out since we started talking about Is that
on purpose? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:35:28):
Yeah, so I'm but he hasn't worked out at all,
so he doesn't have that base. So he's going to
probably drop a lot of a lot of weight quick
and then it'll it'll plateau.

Speaker 5 (01:35:38):
Yeah, it's gonna say that. Plateau is going to happen
at some point. Then it's really going to come down
to who's also going on a walk, who's also going
for a bike.

Speaker 3 (01:35:45):
Rad And I just you know, I I have all
that stuff at my house. I got a gym at home.

Speaker 5 (01:35:50):
Just got to be like, I'm just gonna even if
you kicktok ride and I know that sounds no, I
do that. I sit on it and you get lost scrolling.

Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
But I do that on the on the treadmill. I
do the TikTok to talk treadmill. So be fodder.

Speaker 3 (01:36:02):
Do you have anything like that? What's what's your what's
your plant?

Speaker 8 (01:36:04):
A bike at the house. I'll probably do some walking.
I thought that I might. I don't want to go
to a gym, get a gym membership, but that seems
like it's too funny my future. Yeah, you know, have
almost been on my back lately about hey, dude, you
need to come meet me at gym and start to
get some of that off. You look like a slob.

Speaker 5 (01:36:21):
Yeah, the second you walk in a gym, you don't
become a tool. Like you have to act like that
to be a tool. So I think you'll be all right.

Speaker 8 (01:36:28):
Do the rocky fourth thing.

Speaker 12 (01:36:29):
You get like, you know, a wheelbarrow, and.

Speaker 4 (01:36:32):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
I'm actually gonna follow a guy in a little tiny
mini bus. I'm just gonna try behind him.

Speaker 8 (01:36:37):
And punch the weekend that's just out there chopping branches,
running him through my chipper.

Speaker 4 (01:36:42):
You can get one of those big tires and just
push it back and forth.

Speaker 8 (01:36:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:36:47):
Well, regardless of who wins the whole thing, I do
think we'll both be winners. Although I really don't want
to lose this. I gotta be honest, But you know,
even if even if I do, I'll be proud of you.

Speaker 8 (01:36:56):
Well, I feel the same.

Speaker 4 (01:36:58):
Like.

Speaker 8 (01:36:58):
Look, there's no.

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
All right, Court, Court could stop bovering over me.

Speaker 8 (01:37:02):
I know we're late, be nervous too.

Speaker 3 (01:37:05):
A loser buys Laura and I shake.

Speaker 8 (01:37:06):
I think it's gonna be great like that.

Speaker 4 (01:37:08):
Yeah, I'm down with that. That's a great idea. Yeah,
what do we get out of this? What are me
and Drew get out of this?

Speaker 8 (01:37:12):
You get a look at there? Should be get them
to felt, gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (01:37:15):
That's right, double shack so handsome.

Speaker 3 (01:37:17):
We're gonna look so handsome.

Speaker 2 (01:37:18):
Whoever has the moat waste wait to lose is going
to win. It's gonna be about percentages.

Speaker 3 (01:37:24):
So I think that's what's important. And we're gonna have
what's her name again? Uh, surely from G three.

Speaker 2 (01:37:31):
Surely from G three. We're gonna have her on the
show Monday.

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
I think real pro and real pro, and she's gonna,
you know, do the way in with us and everything,
and we'll take six weeks way in every Wednesday and
we'll find out who was gonna lose the most weight,
me or Beef. All right, Court's in here next. He's
got your shot of a thousand bucks right now,