TD&L Full Show For Thursday- All Cut Up

On today's show we talked about the cuts and bruises people are dealing with right now. We also took calls from people about the time they made a kid cry and actor and comedian Jeremy Piven came on the show to talk about his upcoming shows and to walk down memory lane with us!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hear least they drew you Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
It what's happening? It is Thursday, June twenty sixth, twenty
twenty five, Tan or Jew and Laura. We are Yeah, yeah,
weekends almost here. I means we're getting closer and closer
to the Fourth of July. And if you need some
fireworks for your Fourth of July party, Uh, we have
a two hundred dollars Bomber Brothers gift card to give
away all week. So yeah, seven thirty this morning, we're

(00:27):
gonna play our game called sex Toy or Firework. You're
just gonna have to tell us which one is which,
because sometimes you can't tell. Like I was at Bamber
Brothers last year and I was reading of the names
of some of these things, and like, if I didn't
know that they were fireworks, I would think that maybe
they're like a double headed, you know, three speak something something.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah, And I don't think have we had a winner
this week? I feel like this game is harder than
it sounds like it might be.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, none of the three one did nobody win on Monday?

Speaker 4 (00:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I would see the Londay Monday.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
We didn't do it Monday we didn't do it, okay.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
So loss yes yesterday and lass the day before.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, so no winners yet. Wow. Wow, you're praying to
be the runner up when you call this morning? Yeah
all right, well seven thirty we'll do that. Also, we've
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But first, let's find out what's big. Sorry's bird stories

(01:23):
stat to go around the room sharing what we think
the biggest stories of the day are. I'll go first.
A recent study by the University of California, Davis revealed
that disposable vapes may be more harmful than traditional traditional cigarettes.
Oh so, like a lot of people thought, well, look
this is better. Maybe not. Researchers tested seven flavored e

(01:44):
cigarettes from popular brands and found that the disposable vapes
released elevated levels of cancer causing toxic metals like lead, nickel,
and other various you know metals that aren't good to
have in your in your system. Some devices emitted more
lead and the than twenty packs of cigarettes.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
What so, is it the device or is it the contents?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Of the device twenty packs of SIGs.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
Is it that with these vapors, are we gonna not
see the like the health effects until later, Just like
SIGs back in the day, everyone was smoking inside and
no one was dead yet.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, you know, probably probably.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
But I don't get it though, because they're like, oh,
no more jewels, they're bad for you. And also we
can't market creatively to kids. And now they're coming out
with like bubblegum flavored vapes and I'm like, I don't
understand how that's better. Yeah, and having Joe Camel on
the on the pack of your cigarette.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
You know, they say, well cigarettes can Well he is adorable.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I know.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I'm saying while cigarettes contained more carcinogens overall vapes that
were found that vapes are found to have higher levels
of heavy metals. So okay, not cool, not cool at all.

Speaker 6 (02:52):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I was actually in the car on the way to
work this morning and I'm behind this guy who's going
like five out of the limit. I was about to
blow my gasket, but he I just I'm sitting there
watching him, and all of a sudden, this giant cloud
of smoke comes out of the car to the driver's side. Door,
and obviously it looked like a like a like a train, yeah,
passing exactly. But yeah, it was just some dude vape
and just getting this vapor on, probably strawberry flavors.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
Yeah, the people with the big battery one. There's often
times where I think there's a house fire an apartments
going up, but it's just some.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Dude and you're just look gluten like a googer. Like
if I was on this, you know, like hat a
stop light and there's a guy in the street corner
and he just put like what looked like a VCR
to his face.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Well it's huge. Is that a graphing calculator?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
What are you doing? And then a giant plume of
smoke afterwards, it's like, oh my goodness. Yeah, that can't
be good for you.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
No. I think the big story is that dozens of
shelter pets from the Los Angeles area that were displaced
in this year's devastating wildfires touched down on a flight
to PDX yesterday and now they are all in search
of new homes. Shelters in the Greater LA area have
been reaching capacity after the wildfires, which happened back in January,

(04:03):
So this is still very much an issue. Portland is
taking some of the load, clearing up space for the
shelters and allowing them to avoid putting these animals down.
You can check out the new pets available at the
Humane Society at Oregon Humane dot org.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Well, that's that's intense.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
The big story to me is Lake Uswego closes public
access to the lake just for the fourth of July weekend.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Now, if you remember the ongoing battle.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
To get like Aswego to open up to the public,
has the city basically folded on that and said, yeah,
people can come on there, but you have to follow
the rules just like everybody else. But this weekend or
this next weekend is especially difficult for them according to
the city, where they say the events on the lake
would put public safety at risk, especially people who haven't

(04:55):
been there. There's going to be like a water skiing
competition and boat parades and things like that. So it
is closed just for those days and we'll reopen on
the seventh. It costs the city sixty thousand dollars to
remove the mural or the statues and rocks from the entrance.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Damn sure the karns of the lake will be happy
about that. It seems to not be public.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
So this weekend, get these outsiders out of here.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Gotta go.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
You know, I was on the lake over the weekend
and there's no motorized boats allowed in at that entrance
because you have to pay for that and you have
to you have to have rights. I can't have a
boat on that lake. And I only saw a couple
of people and they were just fishing, chilling. Yeah, I mean,
I don't think it's going to be a big deal.
I think it's overthought, no harm, no foul.

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(06:04):
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Speaker 1 (06:20):
You're listening to Drew and Laura Drew and Laura every Thursday.

Speaker 7 (06:30):
So.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
I don't know if you watch that show. Cobra Kai
was on Netflix.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
Right, Yeah, yeah, I don't watch it, but Cobra Kai.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
I watched the first season. I thought it was okay,
you know, if you're in it's like intentionally supposed to
be kind of cheesy, you know.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
Yeah, the first couple episodes were pretty funny. I remember
getting a good laugh out of it. But I think
it started on YouTube and then it ended up moving
over because it did so well.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Oh wow, So I guess the guy who plays the
villain Karate Kid, his name is Martin Martin here and
pulls his name up, Martin Cove. He's the villain from
I guess, you know, right, He's now on Cobra Kai
and apparently he bit his fellow co star, actress Alisa
Hannah Kim or maybe Hannah Kim.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, just like heard about this bit her randomly, Like
what I'm not sure.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
I didn't see it, but I guess it was at
a fan event, which is weird, right, like you know,
almost almost like a comic con where they got a
booth or whatever and people come and you know, pay
for photos. Absolutely, I guess some released police bodycam footage
captured Alicia.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Is it Alicia? Alisa? Alicia? I think I don't know.
I've never anyway. She confronted him and he was just
kind of standing there like you know, like when you're
in trouble as a kid and you kind of stand
there as you're getting scolded and you just feel dumb. Yeah,
and he looks like that. He looks like he's eighty
something years old or whatever, but he looks like he's
he looks like he's seven getting scold Grandpa. Bit this woman, he.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Seems and I don't know if crazed is the word,
but like he seems disheveled as of late. So I
don't know if he's having a little bit of an
old dog mode at this point or what's going on
with this dude.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Who knows? But he he bit his co star and
she got really upset about it. Apparently he's bit her
numerous times. Oh this isn't the first nibbles? What of
sounds like wow and repeat a fender So he bites her.
At this event, she calls the police because she's just
had it and last bite. The police show up and
are like, explain yourself, and she kind of she kind
of scolds her co host, her co star, right in

(08:31):
front of the cop. And I mean like she laid
she laid it down.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Oh god, that's so awkward.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
With cops present. Yeah, I can't say.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Much and camera's rolling apparently.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, I got the audio here. Listen. You cannot bite people.

Speaker 8 (08:43):
That is not okay. It's to her if she wants
to pursue charges, I'd like to understand why you did that.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
I haven't really I apologize.

Speaker 9 (08:55):
I was just playing because we're very plaiteful together and
I did down too hard and I meant to got.

Speaker 10 (09:02):
A mark own her.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
I know, No, we do not play like that. I apologize. No,
so no want.

Speaker 8 (09:11):
I don't know what world do we like where to
bite and leave a mark on her which is visible.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Again, this is something you would talk to a kid about.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
This cop is being very kind because if they just
had it, they just cup you here he's probably he's
probably halfway through season two.

Speaker 8 (09:31):
To bite and leave a mark on her which is visible.
That's super not cool.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
And I don't know if it's sold the assaults that's suitable.

Speaker 11 (09:40):
I want to be very clear with witnesses. No, no,
we're gonna hear me, because I want to be very
clear of everyone here.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Mawson. You think it's funny to play with people. We
are colleagues. I have played with you on set. We dance,
we walked together, we've shaken hands.

Speaker 11 (09:55):
And I came to you as a colleague and I
said to your son, hey.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Can you tell your dad not to bite me. I'm
not going to the cops. I'm not going to anyone.

Speaker 11 (10:02):
He says, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
I said, it's not his Well, just tell your daddy.

Speaker 11 (10:04):
Can't fight me now in the realm of what is
normal and reasonable.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
And I don't know if you understand that.

Speaker 11 (10:10):
That's called civility and camaraderie, and it's called colleagues friendship.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
That's what that is. I came to you without benefit
of the doubt. Then I came to your face.

Speaker 12 (10:18):
I said, money, I said it very.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Gently, you buddy, you may not bite me. It hurts.

Speaker 11 (10:23):
There's no you try to justify it, because I don't
think you understand that you.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Cannot bite on the humans. So I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 (10:29):
I don't know what's going in your brain, but for
you to get outraged at me, it's completely an.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
This whole time, she's just given them the business. He's
just standing there like like a kid being scolded, and
he must be so embarrassed. But you, dude, what makes
you think you can just bite people? Fact, with all those.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
Mornings like to be told over and over the you're
not to do it, like one time would be different.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah, well even one time. It's like, why do we
have to tell people not to bite other people?

Speaker 2 (10:58):
We're adults. What do you do? I would never think
of like biting Aura. Yeah, no, of course not, but
like I would take a huge chunk out if I did,
just let you know, I got some sharp fang teeth. Yeah.
How old did you say this guy is? I think
he's eighty something eighty something. I've been Martin Cove and
he's probably.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
Were not computing all the way anymore, you know, it's
like maybe early seventy eight something that al right.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
He's commuting just fine? All right here is a little
bit more of the clip outraged at me.

Speaker 11 (11:26):
It's completely and utterly inappropriate, and honestly, I'm ashamed of
your dignity as an eighty year old man just scream
at a lady that you just bit. You say that
we're friends and that we play sir, we work together,
we shake hands, we do photo ops, we get along.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
When have I ever bit you? Biting is an offense.

Speaker 11 (11:46):
That's why I've brought this gentleman here to speak to you,
because you think you have done nothing wrong.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Right then the cop taste them. I think, yes, laid
out Martin. So wow.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
I mean she gave it to him. Good, I thought,
good for standing up for herself. Well, I can't be biting.
I think she's cool on multiple levels. First, she gave
him the super chill warning, which is not even to
like confront him, but.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
To tell his son to tell him, I don't want
to be awkward to tell your dad.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
And then she softball tells him, like in a kind voice.
And then he's still nibbling someone.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
We're just playing around. Excuse me. I wonder if he
has like a drinking thing, and you know, when he
gets a little saucy, maybe he starts to nibble.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
He looks like he's he looks like an old drunk dude.
But I don't know if it's just time has done
that to him.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Or what he does it glazed over. He does it
pretty glaze.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
I bet you she had a conversation with that cop
and was like, Okay, I'm not going to press charges,
but let's go. Let's go scare the crap out of
this guy, because that cop was so nice, and she
just riot act gave him the riot act.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Laura, have you ever had a coworker bite you or anything?
Never had anybody bite me? Really?

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Like there was there was a girl in fifth grade
who she was a friend of mine, but she was
new at the school. I was new at the school,
and at first she was just that weird girl who
went around biting people. Yeah, and it was one of
those things where it's like, Okay, you can't.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Be doing that.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
You know, you got to you gotta get down low
and talk to a child and say, can't be biting people.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
That's not aloud.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
I would never in a millionaires expect that to happen
with an eighty year old dude.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah, that's just crazy. I had a friend bite me
when I was in grade school and he bit me
on my left arm, like right here on the forearm,
and you could see it for days, just like a chomp,
like like it was like a somebody drew it there.

Speaker 7 (13:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
You imagine if an old dude just walked up to
you and bit you on the.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Arm, well, if he took his dentures out first. I
guess I wonder if that.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
Was a hold of her from childhood, you know, like
there's always that kid who bites you know, there's always
one in the preschooler like, okay, we got a bite
her here.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
But it's like, at what point in your like teenager
adult life where you not taught that's not the right
thing to do.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Well, sometimes, you know, it's been a while since they
say in school, you know, you learn, you forget some
things they say.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
When you get old, you resort back to the behaviors
of a child.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
That's true, So that must be what it is nibble time.
We'll put the video online at one of five nine
in the bru dot com if you want to check
it out. The dude from Cobra Kai biding his coworker
and she's just not having it. Martin bro coming up
in about an hour. We're gonna have your two hundred
dollar gift card to the Bomber Brothers. Before that, Doughdrew
will have sports what.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
He got the NBA Draft last night, and the biggest
surprise of the night belonged to the Blazers.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
It's coming on next thing.

Speaker 13 (14:29):
Huh And now, Bruce Sports, here's Drew Well.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
The Portland Trail Blazers were on the clock last night
the NBA Draft. Who saw Cooper Flagg go off first?
And what people are saying is a historic pick. It
always humors me, though, when somebody is great in college
or great in prep basketball and then it's historic. It's
only historic after the story, right, Like when Larry Bird

(14:59):
gets Yeah, he was an amazing college player, but if
he sucked, it's not historic.

Speaker 7 (15:04):
Right.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
This could be a like one of those things we
laugh about in years years to come.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
A total bust, you know, Like you look at the
Chicago Bears quarterback. They called him a historic pick two
years ago and they can't win a game. Right now, Greg,
that was a historic pick? And will we ever get
rid of history?

Speaker 2 (15:20):
There? I whispered, because if I say it two more
times benk he shows up seas and I.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
Don't think he should say it two more times because
we now have a team with five centers on it
Tanner and a place where center's knees go to die
like Sam Bouie and the and the not so great
career of Greg Odin because of the injuries.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
The Blazers do it again. Trade down from number eleven.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Cedric Coward is who we picked originally at eleven, and
I walk in the kitchen, I'm like, all right, Amy,
there's a decent story here. This guy's from northern the
northern part of Oregon. He didn't make the big league,
so he went to Eastern Washington. Then he went to
Washington State, and then he went pro. This could be
the Northwest guy, and it's all gonna work out. Minutes later,

(16:07):
we traded him. We traded back to the number sixteen pick,
where we took Yong Hanson. If you don't know who
that is, you are like every other person here, because
he was a humongous secret. And when I say huge,
we're talking seven foot two. We now have two seven
foot two guys we took back to back heres in
the first round of the NBA Draft. We are the

(16:27):
towers now. Joe cronin the GM talked about bringing him overseas.

Speaker 14 (16:32):
You know, this is a player that's you know, he's
coming over to America. It'll be an adjustment, and it's
our job to prepare him and develop, just like we
do all of our guys. But there'll be a big
emphasis in pouring into him and getting him to his peak.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Take him to the a crop.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
Yeah, oh, I'm sure, Well he's take but he actually
turns twenty today, so he's on the he's on the cusp.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Guys.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
I think he'd blend right in there. You sneak him
in you want, don't even notice it too. Chinese national
team player coming through. More on him later this morning.
The Blazers do not hold a second round pick tonight.
There's his sports.

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Speaker 13 (17:26):
Now?

Speaker 2 (17:27):
What's trending? Oh my god? Have you ever done something
like this where you've called somebody like you? I don't
know how to explain it, like when you're when you're
arguing with somebody, but like I was arguing with you once, Drew,
and one time, I because I was so used to
arguing in that tone with my little brother that I said,
I called you Andrew, Yeah, and you thought I was

(17:49):
that is my name. You thought I was using your
full name. But I just I'm so used to arguing
with my brother in that tone that is when Andrew,
when I'm you know, when I was actually talking to.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Drew accidentally call someone the wrong name.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
Yeah, well this lawyer, he's in the middle of court
and he accidentally what he calls the judge.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Oh my god. I would just start panic sweating if
I did it, You know what I mean? Okay, I
and I think you know, he just did it robotically. Yeah,
but it still was superroc separate, but it wasn't three separate.
Let's go with what happened in the keys, honey or.

Speaker 15 (18:19):
Oh my god, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
I'm sorry that I don't know what to say to that.

Speaker 15 (18:26):
I apologize.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Okay, go ahead. The question here is what happened? You
just rattled.

Speaker 15 (18:35):
I'm sorry. I've just been totally thrown but yeah, I
can imagine. I can imagine.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
I'm a little thrown by that.

Speaker 15 (18:41):
Also, if I'm being honest, you're I don't know what
to say.

Speaker 16 (18:45):
It's just okay, well go ahead, you've only gone a minute.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
In seven seconds off the.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
Question here is the poor guy and she can't give
him like a time recent sorry.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Time still rolling, douche. I totally think that he was
in arguing with his wife mode totally and it came
and honey came out. I don't think he was like
degrading her, and I think that's where she took it
at first.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
But I but I do feel like, regardless, it's a
bad look because you're not fighting with a spouse. This
person is your superior and is about to make a
judgment call on whatever it is that you're arguing about.
She's yeah, she's the one in charge.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
So n definitely, as a lawyer, need to have your
teas crossed and your eyes dotted all that stuff. But
mistakes do happen, And when you're passionate about something and
you're an autopilot, like I understand it, I'm not. I
guess I am defending it.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
I'm just well, they're all human still, and I think
the lady gets that. At the judge gets that at
the end of the damage, she's here to chastise people.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
That's what she also likes to do, clearly. But hopefully
he can bring himself in her chambers, you know, like
later when you said, Loicklessen, I was, you know, me
and my wife are in a rough patch or whatever.
I think you immediately immediate apology is enough. Yeah, I mean,
but I'm assuming that there, you know how lawyers and judges,
she's going to take him to his chambers and scold him.
And I don't think that.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
I don't think there's any explanation needed. Really, It's like,
I think it's pretty clear way.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
I think I think she took it all right, honey,
I think she took it like that though. I really
that's the vibey god I listened to I just for me.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
It just seems very unprofessional. It's like, this is your job,
like I know, slip of the tongue. It happens to
the best of us. But also the fact that he
couldn't recover from it, Like I think if he would
have bounced back and been like sorry, moving on, like
I just it to me, it gives this guy has
been doing this job for not very long, you know, Like.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
He's an older dude. It looks like he's been around.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
You think lawyers are be more slick, you know, like, oh,
you can be able to but he's But I think
it's just rattled him so much that he just was like.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
But if he that, he's going to have trouble in
the future.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
But it's different. I'm going to win any case. He's
a lawyer who knows what he just did. Like I
just basically insulted the job, you know, and you move
on past it. Well, I think he's just trying to
adjust to the fact that he's just maybe just through
the case. He's pretty rare, you know. And then all
of a sudden, she tells me she's got a minute
and six seven seconds left or whatever, and you can
see a word, you can see in his face like,
oh my god, how am I going to do this

(21:12):
in a minute? In seven seconds? Because I think that's
at the end there what held him up a little
bit too.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
He just does like does a spin and resets, yeah,
hit some of the minute.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
All I'm saying is that I think it was one
of those honest mistakes. Nothing yeah malicious about it, And
I hope she understands that later, but because I think
at first she took it poorly separated, but.

Speaker 16 (21:29):
It wasn't three separate.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Let's go with what happened in the case, honey or.

Speaker 15 (21:34):
Oh my god, I'm sorry, I'm sorry that. I don't
know what to say to that.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
I think he was trying to be sincere, like I
am so so sorry, I'm sure, and then she was like, okay,
go on.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
That's where he couldn't and he couldn't it done, but
he was rattled. I don't care. You're a lawyer, you
get rattled. So I think it's okay to show, like,
I am so embarrassed at what I just said to
you that just to show how sincere you are, you're too.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
I think this is the wrong place to get caught
up by that.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
I mean, he what he did was pretty harsh. You know,
what are you gonna do if I'm if he's my lawyer.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
I'm like, you imagine, imagine this, dude.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
It's gonna get a time out of Yeah. I didn't
say he said. I didn't say I'm frustrated. I'm not like, listen,
he shouldn't have done it. I'm just saying that it
was an accident. Said, he's a human being. Yeah, which
is fine.

Speaker 5 (22:21):
I think we're all in agreeance there. I just I
think that he was his groveling got the job done.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
I didn't think it. Yeah, I don't think he's like sorry.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
If he was like honey, and then he held he's
in trouble. Listen, this is what I mean.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Yeah, he should have doubled down, for sure, sweetheart.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
It's to my point. We'll put the video online. You
can decide for yourself one of five nine dot com.
Just click on Tanner, Drew and Laura. Also, that's the website.
You're gonna need to one a thousand dollars. But you're
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Speaker 1 (22:52):
Is you're listening to and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yeah, we're also streaming video online. If you want to
watch the show as it happens, check out the spy
campowered by Video Only at one of five nine the
brew dot Com. All Right, well, there's so many things
in the news. You guys are like, it's one of
those days. There's some days whe there's nothing to talk about, yeah,
and then there's days where there's everything to talk about

(23:20):
and not enough time. Yeah. So what that said, We're
gonna go home today. That's it. Yeah, we're too thick
out here. Nine. That's our McLaughlin Scheverlely text line. So
all right, what should I get here?

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (23:33):
How about this? Okay?

Speaker 5 (23:36):
Americans average about four thousand cuts and bruises in a lifetime.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Four thousand.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Huh, yes, I mean somehow that feels low, doesn't it?
Like I feel like I bruise from everything.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
I do, bruise easily, yeah, yeah, And my wife is bruisy,
and so my kids are also. Like the number of
bruises I see on just the legs of a kid,
I feel like the first ten years of your life
you probably get at fifteen hundred of your four thousand, right,
because you're banging into everything.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
A recent survey of about two thousand adults conducted by
Talker Research revealed that the average American experiences around four
thousand cuts scrapes and bruises throughout their lifetime. The study
also found that more than half of respondents believe that
there are more prone to injuries during the summer, with distractions, clumsliness,
and kitchen accidents being the top causes.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Oh interesting, kitchen accidents, Ye, like cutting your finger.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
I mean, we've all done it.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
I mean, but I feel like once you've done it
a bunch of times, you don't it's not it doesn't
happen all the time anymore, because you're so weary of
it happening again.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yeah right. Parents with children under eighteen reported that their
kids are even more accident prone, especially in school yards, backyards,
and playgrounds. Despite this, many individuals admit that they are
not adequately prepared for common injuries like burns, blisters, or bruises.
So I got me thinking, like, would you have a
cut right now? Where is it? How'd you get it?
Was it on the job? Did you get it to

(25:01):
you know? Like court cut his finger off, was trying
to make a box, severe cut like his His wife
found a box on the street, if I remember correctly. Yeah,
they like they like to refurbish items, like she just said, hey,
go fix this and he has to because you know,
happy wife, happy life, and he's lost a finger, lost
a digital part part of that finger.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
Yeah, you know, because if the whole thing would be amazing,
because we'd make him show us every day.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
I wonder if if he's still allowed to use that saw,
you know, like his wife still finding garbage on the streets.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
The guy rebuilt his own home. I don't think you
can take a saw away from him for life.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Yeah, pretty sure. You kind of got three projects in
the garage right now.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
Anyone who's put a roof on a house there, they've
got a big kit.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah, you know, I'll ask if he's got a cut,
because I'm sure he's got cut chafing of those flannel underwear.
Man keep his nugs warm though, Oh I bet. Yeah,
if you have a cut, tell us where's your where's
your cut at? And how'd you get it? Hey, Corek,
good morning. So you know we were just talking about

(26:07):
you when you actually cut your half your finger off
when your wife found that wife found that box on
the street.

Speaker 17 (26:13):
Yeah, I didn't actually cut it all the way off.
There was like a little bit of skin keeping it connected.

Speaker 5 (26:19):
He did have one fragment of skins still hanging on.
Now she's still finding garbage for you to fix? And
are you still losing digits?

Speaker 17 (26:26):
I haven't lost any digits lately. I did just fix
an old bench and I did use that same table,
So I will tell you I get a little lancy
when I get around the table.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Yes that we were wondering if you were still allowed
to use the saw or if you gave it up.

Speaker 17 (26:42):
No, No, I still use it.

Speaker 7 (26:43):
It's you know, I got things to do with things
to fix.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Anxiety kicks in when he asked you. Yeah, and his
wife makes them.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
Were a life alert during the process, but he's he's
pretty good with it.

Speaker 10 (26:53):
Core.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Do you have any current cuts right now, any current
cuts or big bruises from you know, fixing something at
the house.

Speaker 17 (27:01):
No, nothing, nothing current. No, just mild scratches and things
like that from you know, BlackBerry bushes and stuff.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
But that's about it. BlackBerry bushes. It tis the season. Yeah,
all right, thanks, cor. Well, he's just gonna he's gonna
need to lose another digit in any moment now, I'm assuming,
so I'll tell you help.

Speaker 17 (27:19):
A fire episode right now. It brought me off fire
episode right now.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
You guys did yeah, cut us up something all right?

Speaker 16 (27:26):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Eight sixty six four four five one five nine is
the phone number. You got a current cut, like opening
a wound right now from something that you did, maybe
at home or at work. Let's go to UH line one.
It's Standardjow and Laura, good morning.

Speaker 18 (27:41):
I got a cut on the pole in my hand,
and I have no idea how I got it. But
I work at a lumber mill.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Okay, but you didn't.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
There's not a moment where you're like, oh, yeah, there
was pain and then I got a cut.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
You just look down and there it was.

Speaker 18 (27:56):
Yeah, I actually noticed it. The next day.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
You probably is, Yeah, that's a tough dude, probably just
hauling lumber or something. Do you wear gloves when you're
working with all the wood?

Speaker 18 (28:05):
Yeah, yeah, we wear leather gloves. And yeah, I don't know, man.
I just got home and I was like, you know,
the next morning, I was taking a shower and you know,
a little bit of shampoo on there it kind of burned,
and I was like, oh, how the hell did that happen?

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Did you have a couple of cold pops after the mill?

Speaker 19 (28:24):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yeah, definitely, Well then what happened?

Speaker 5 (28:27):
It didn't happen at work at all. Maybe you were
just kind of bumping around the kitchen. We all wake
up with a why is my hip have a strange cruise?
Why is this cut here?

Speaker 6 (28:35):
Oh?

Speaker 20 (28:36):
I'm hoping the wife didn't do it at night.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
I mean, geeze could have been, could have been, thanks buddy.
Oh that's not what I wanted. Sporns not the song.
I wanted to win this one. Hum myself shits and
my weakness did I bleed too much for the lyrics?
But it's still worked?

Speaker 6 (28:55):
All right?

Speaker 2 (28:56):
What what cuts do you have right now? Eight sixty
six four four five one O five nine is the
phone number. How'd you get that cut? We got some
talkbacks coming into our iHeart radio app. You can send
us one any time. Download it for your cell phone,
and once you have the Bruce streaming, press the microphone button.

Speaker 21 (29:11):
Hey guys, just a heads up, But it looks like
your servers are down online.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
So we'll get that fixed. We probably didn't pay a
bill or something.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
Yeah, most likely exactly paid a turnback on we'll do
it at the break.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Also, it sometimes it tells people the services are down
when I think it's just a lot of people doing
it at once, try again in like a minute or two,
because that happened to me yesterday. Oh yeah, we just
crashing the internet over here all the time. Yeah, we
have more talks. Happy if there's a brew Crewe mctee here.
How about that draft?

Speaker 10 (29:40):
Oh my goad for calling them the twin Towers.

Speaker 14 (29:43):
The new guy could be the big chink for Portland.

Speaker 22 (29:48):
But I don't anyway, have a great day.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
I don't think that's what he meant.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Oh no, I think he did, because then he followed
it by saying, I know it's not PC.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Oh you can't say that. That is Yeah, you can't
say that. I was trying to give him like, oh
maybe he just didn't know. Yeah, he didn't know. He
can't really mince that. Good lord dude, all right? Nine
trying to make this man feel welcome in our city. Yeah,
that was not cool. Thirty five ninety one says I
currently have a cut of my thumb from teaching my
kid how to how to shoot. At nine. The slide

(30:21):
cut my thumb and took a good chunk out. Oh ouch,
that is brutal.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
And we've we've seen that before, where the slide gives
him that takes the chunk out of that happened when
you and I shot together, Tanner.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah, I remember, it wasn't me, it wasn't somebody else.
Yells all right, I just assumed it was you. You know,
I shoot a weapon thirteen ninety eight says my brother
in law cut the the webbing of his thumb trying
to reseal a wine bottle with liquor inside so he
could sneak it into the onto a cruise ship. Oh,

(30:53):
the glass broke and sliced his webbing and nicked an artery,
causing blood to squirt all over the room. Go to
the hospital. Holy later, I mean one way ticket to
no more vacation. Yeah, ruin. That ruins the party for sure.
Let's go to Chris. Good morning, Chris.

Speaker 10 (31:10):
Hey morning, guys, Good morning. Hey, So got I got
a cut two days ago. I was in the garage
just cutting some wire loom with a little leg exactor knife.
Then I make a cut, retract the blade stuck in
the pocket. Well, I didn't retract the blade when I
was stuck in the bucket and I went to grab
it and right down my thumb. Clean cut. Oh the

(31:32):
little blade and those hurt the worst.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Yike, that. Uh yeah, that is, but I.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Mean, hey, I'm sure you learned your lesson, and you
will check and double check make sure you got that
blade retracted next to Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Yeah, thanks dude.

Speaker 10 (31:47):
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
This text from fifty nine nineteen says I cut my
thumb off swinging on a yellow nylon rope. Oh, we
couldn't hold on to it, so I wrapped the rope
around my thumb. When I hit the ground, my thumb
was popped off at the knuckle. Oh my, and it's
just done. That's it.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
The thumb is pretty complicated, right, Like, that's probably hard
to put back on, and if you do, it just
hangs out.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
So I had my hands in my pockets as I
was reading that, and both my thumbs are out. I
stucked those things, right, I read those bad boys away.
This text from seventy four to sixty two says I
scraped my knuckle fixing my car after work. So now
it opens back up each time I reach into my
pocket to get my keys. I hate that.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Anytime you catch something on a knee or or a
joint or a knuckle just keeps cracking.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Yeah, all right, ninety one nine seven, that's O. McLoughlin.
Cheverley text line, Well, your calls coming up in a
few minutes. Do you have a cut right now, like
you got from work, or maybe you're doing some yard
work and cut yourself. Tell us, tell us about it,
how it happened? Eight six, six, four four five, one
oh five nine. We're commercial Free, stannerd You and Laura
on the Brew You Banner, Drew and Laura Portland's Rock

(33:01):
Station one oh five nine The Brew. It's Tanner, Drew
and Laura. I want to know if you currently have
a cut, if you if you have an open wound
because of something that work, Maybe you did something at home,
Maybe you just did something stupid and cut yourself. Like
I always end up doing something dumb in my like
when I'm drinking, I'll go in my garage to like,
oh I'm drunk, I'm gonna do something.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
It's time to work. We're gonna do a project. And
then I'll cut my hands on like an exact oblade
or whatever those are. Yeah, and then uh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
I have to read all over and ruin the project.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Stop using sharp things. And I've been drinking. Yeah, but
motivation comes at strange hours, it does. We want to
know how are you cut. This guy says he's got
a cut on his eyelid. Good morning. Now, what's your name?
My name is Daniel, Daniel, how did you get a
cut on your eyelid?

Speaker 6 (33:50):
I was playing with my nine week old puppy and
I was laying on the floor and it is pretty funny.
He's pretty quick. Well, he opened his mouth and I
just happened to move my head at the right time,
and he pillayed my eyelid open real bad man, oh man.
And it's been Yeah, if you rub it, it bleeds

(34:12):
pretty good. It's it would happened the day before yesterday,
I think on Sunday.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
Yeah, So what's the plant? Does that close up on
its own or do you gotta go to a lid doctor?

Speaker 7 (34:23):
Oh no, it's closing up on it's all.

Speaker 18 (34:25):
But it bled pretty good for a little while.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Yeah, because I think there's like a lot of capillaries
in your eyelid and stuff, and you.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Want to make sure that doesn't get infected too. I mean,
he's a puppy, so maybe it's not super dirty yet,
but you know that stuff can get infected.

Speaker 7 (34:39):
It swelled up pretty good, but no, it's not infected.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
How's your eyeball. It's pretty close to home plate there.

Speaker 7 (34:46):
No eyeballs fatten.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
That's that's good.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
I mean, I guess that's why we have eyelids, right
all right.

Speaker 6 (34:52):
Us, No, bro, man, you gotta take it easy, right
on your.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Eyelids so everyone can see, like what's on weird eye? Bro,
you can't hide that.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
And if you think your elbow or your knuckle moves
a cut, how about every millisecond you're blinking?

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Uh huh. We got some talk back messages through our
iHeartRadio app. Download it for your cell phone, press the
microphone button, record a quick message.

Speaker 16 (35:12):
Corn and Brew crew.

Speaker 21 (35:13):
I worked construction doing remodels, and I get cuts, bruises,
scrapes all the time. And my motto is, if you're
not bleeding, you're not working.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Well.

Speaker 10 (35:30):
Then there was thet It's where.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
I was, by the way, that doesn't rhyme at all.
He's a hard worker, but your moto's weak.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Got anyone's model, reworked that model?

Speaker 22 (35:38):
Well. Then there was hist It's where I was golfing
out in the woods and I did the happy Gilmore,
which is you know the two step swing. Well stat
in the club in half and one hand or one
side flew out, and then the other hand just got
a nice cut from the metal. I think that was
fourteen stitches. Every doctor in the office got asking me how.

Speaker 7 (35:57):
I did it.

Speaker 22 (35:58):
I said it was a golfing incident, so naturally I
had eight doctors wanted to see what happened during the
golfing incident.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Where did your cut that you currently have come from?
We got a text from Fat four. He says, I
just cut a fart. Oh, of course he did. Where
that diet I'm sure that's happening all day. Fifty eight
to fifty eight says I work in the woods and smashed.
I just smashed my finger between two logs and blew
it out because I used tape. So I use tape
in super glue to close the to close the cut.

(36:26):
Super glue does work like a champ, and there's a
lot of drummers do that. Yeah, there's no cope.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
Right, let's go to Spencer. Spencer, your hard working guy.
How did you get where did you get your current cut?

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Well?

Speaker 23 (36:38):
So I work in glass, right, so there's sharp things
all over the place, and I had a piece that
was stuck down and as I tried to lift it,
my hand in my grip club swept off it rode
the piece of glass behind it and just slice my
finger right open.

Speaker 18 (36:56):
Ohow, I know, I was all bad.

Speaker 23 (37:01):
It I just and it's like through my glove, I'm
one of all my stuff. It's stung so bad. I mean,
luckily it closed up and everything's good. But it was
that was that was probably I got a nice scar
on my middle finger.

Speaker 7 (37:16):
Back.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
That is brutal stuff, all right. Yeah, yikes, that's the
luck when you're working in glass. It's coming.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Yeah, it almost feels like glass just feels like a
thicker paper cut, you know, because it's so sharp.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Well, and like if it's like you're cutting it and
stuff too, there's gotta be those little shavings everywhere and
those you can't even see, and you know you're you know,
you're all cut up, all right, Spencer, godspeed to you, sir,
says I got more talkbacks coming into our iHeart radio AP.
It's free for your cell phone to download it. So
I do construction.

Speaker 13 (37:45):
And I came home from work last night and I
took my dirty clothes off in front of the washer
and dryer, and my wife said, oh my god, how'd
you get red?

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Paint all over your sock.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
And I looked down and.

Speaker 7 (37:57):
It was blood.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
It even dried on misaw And she's like, how did
you do that? And honestly, I had no idea. This
is a pretty normal thing around my house. You can
hear the construction in the background. Hard working.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Better pay attention, you'll get another mystery cutting.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
Wow constantly has bloody socks. Yeah, and got for his
wife for noticing that.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Why do you get paintell over your foot?

Speaker 7 (38:19):
You know?

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Not a clue? Good question? Ninety one nine seven. That's
our text line. You can also shoot us a talk
back through our iHeart Radio app coming up in just
a few minutes. We will play sex toy or firework
and hook somebody up with a two hundred dollars gift
card to the Bomber Brothers. She gets some boom boom.
It's tannerd To and Laura on the Brew.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
You re listening Drew and Laura Dinner Drew and.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Laura habby Thursday, All right, all this week, We've got
a two hundred dollars Bomber Brothers gift certificate to hook
you up with, and two hundred bucks will get you
either a lot of little things or a couple of
a couple of big things.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
I think it's a perfect amount to h you flex
the muscle on the driveway.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Yeah. Those ex calibers, by the way, have twenty four
mortars in them. I mean that's pretty good. Those are
a thing ninety bucks and the ex calibers.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
The mortars are the ones that go up really high,
right yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
Yeah, and about two hundred dollars worth of way you
can get into the air before Ronda comes out, yeah,
screaming on her phone.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Yeah. Just be safe, don't burn anybody's house down. Take
care of your dogs and your pets. Yeah, and I
know the layout.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
God, I'm less worried about people blowing body parts off
because that's on you.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Like, just don't set anything on fire.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
So I think it's also a common courtesy if you
have neighbors that you like. I mean, we all have
neighbors you don't deal with, but you know they have
pets and you know you're going big. Just give me
a heads up, Yeah, just say, hey, it's gonna get
it's gonna get Harry, turn on some Sinatra in the back.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Room, get these xanax ready. But we do have this
card to give away. So let's play a fun game
that we like to call.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Sex toy or firework sex toy or firework sex TOYL
firework sex TOYL firework.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Beautiful, beautiful, song lord beautiful.

Speaker 15 (40:04):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Sucks toil fire your work, suck toil firework. Okay, I
just had to show me up. All right, Let's meet
our contestant this morning and see if he can tell
the difference between a sex toy or a firework. Let's
go to this is Sean call him from Portland. Good morning, Sean,

(40:27):
Good morning, Good morning, sir. What's your plans for the
fourth My brother.

Speaker 7 (40:31):
Camping on the islands?

Speaker 2 (40:33):
What island?

Speaker 10 (40:36):
Government island between Washington and Oregon?

Speaker 2 (40:39):
That's clear, he goes, very cool. Find that's going to
be a party, most definitely. Are you gonna get you
can like fireworks right there? Right or because it's if
it's not illegal in organ international water.

Speaker 20 (40:53):
Kind of not really, as long as you stop letting
them off before the rangers come by.

Speaker 5 (40:59):
Yeah, okay, all right, man, Well, don't blame us if
you get caught with fireworks.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Did We didn't give you the gift certificate. That was
your bad idea, That was my bad idea for sure.
All Right, bro, you just got to tell us the
difference here. If it's a sex toy or firework. Do
you think you're gonna be able to pull this game
off or is it going to be difficult for you?
Nobody has won so far, Sean.

Speaker 21 (41:20):
I know I heard him yesterday and the claw that
sounds offensive.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
You don't want to. I think there were nightmares about
the city.

Speaker 20 (41:31):
I think I should be able to call him out.

Speaker 18 (41:33):
I think I should be able.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
To all right, all right, here we go. Sex toy
of firework. It's called the electro power box. Oh, the
electro power box. Is that a sex toy or a firework?

Speaker 15 (41:47):
That's a firework?

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Is that a firework? The electro power box? This game? Sorry,
that is a sex toy. Game is treacherous. Send me
the link to that. All right, sex toy or firework? Sean.
It's called the auto blow AI. Auto blow AI.

Speaker 20 (42:13):
That definitely sounds like a sex toy.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Is that a sex toy?

Speaker 7 (42:18):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (42:18):
It is? We've all been say deceiving that. I'm like, oh,
it's just gonna rock him again. One one. This item
is called the Pink Hero. Is that a sex toy
or a firework, the pink hero.

Speaker 7 (42:33):
That's another sex toy?

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Is that a sex toy? Big pink firework? Firework? And
I bet it's beautiful. He's on the ropes. You get
this next one wrong. You have to listen to us.
Give your two hundred dollars gift card to somebody who
did nothing? All right, this item is called black thunder.

(42:57):
Black thunder? Is that a firework or a sex toy?

Speaker 18 (43:01):
I'm just gonna have to roll a sex toy.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Is that a sex toy? He says, yep? Sorry, is
a firework? I flax thunder? Hold on, you have to
listen to Lets give your gift card to somebody else.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
And I think we all got a visual black thunder
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Work out what he says, the confidence, his confidence in work, Yeah,
I did not.

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Yeah, there, being the runner up in this game is
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Speaker 5 (43:59):
It just shows sure it's whoever makes fireworks is also
kind of pervy.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Yeah, yeah, some creepy guy just laughing to himself.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
I mean, after a while, you've got to get creative.
But I would love to be on the marketing team
for either of those category of sex toys or fire
I'm sure they have.

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A ton of cun at work.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Yeah.

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Speaker 19 (44:37):
It all no.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Story Time of the Big Story, where we go around
the room sharing what we think the biggest stories of
the day are. Laura, you want to go first?

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Sure, I think the big story is that wallet Hub
has released a list of the best and the worst
places to celebrate the Fourth of July, and Portland, Oregon
made the top twenty. We came in at number nineteen,
so kind of close to the bottom there, but they
did compare the one hundred biggest cities in the country,

(45:07):
so I'd say nineteen isn't so bad.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
And we ranked first.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
For holiday weather, which I think it is supposed to
be pretty nice next weekend, so enjoy.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Yeah, not too hot, not too cold. We'll take that.

Speaker 5 (45:20):
The big story to me is new beach driving restrictions
are on the way. Oregon State Parks and Recreation have
agreed to ban driving on the beach in Manzanita, and
we were just talking about how that's a hidden paradise, well,
one less amenity for you now. Following a request by
the city council, the shoreline near Manzanita had been open

(45:42):
to motorized vehicles only during morning hours from October through April,
but the city is saying that even with that limited timeframe,
it was incompatible with their trying to grow the experience
out there in Manzanita, and people tearing around in their
cars wasn't working out for them. So that's one less
spot you can access the beach in your car. Now,

(46:03):
there is still a spot off Lincoln City, and then
there's the dunes and some other places where there are
some beach access for you. But you can still get
to the beach to put a boat in, but you
will need a permit.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Got it, Okay? I think the big story of the
day is. On Monday, SpaceX launched a Falcon nine from
Vanderberg with seventy payloads, including cannabis, seeds, and human ashes
inside an incubator called the Maya SAT one. The plan
was to orbit Earth three times and then splash down
near Hawaii so the samples could be studied, but communication
was lost just before landing. That meant neither the cannabis

(46:38):
nor the remains could be found. The missing cannabis was
part of a citizen science project testing plant resilience in space,
while the ashes were being returned to the families after
orbiting the planet. The company called a partial failure. They
called it a partial failure. That's all the end. That
would be awesome.

Speaker 5 (46:57):
Yeah, it's a complete coincidence banding though partial failure failure.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
They said their parachute system failed during re entry. Now,
both the cannabis and human remains are lost at sea.

Speaker 5 (47:08):
So they made it back into orbit or like into
the our area, but they're just gone.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
But for the seventy families, that's not a terrible place
for you, the ashes top.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
I mean, because you can look up in the sky
and be like, hey, kids, Grandpa's up there somewhere, or.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
In the ocean. It's just him. Oh yeah, the ocean
and some weed. Yeah yeah, So I don't think that's
a terrible place. I mean, it's cool. It's cool the
Ashes went to space now yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. The
rest of us are just gonna get buried on a hill.
So I mean, not the worst deal.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
You know. No, I'm going to be used to grow
tomatoes Drew speak for yourself.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
I would like to see a tree grow out of
my grave. Yeah, I would like to see that, and
I would eat a sandwich with that tomato. If you
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Speaker 15 (47:56):
You're listening.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Drew Habby Thursday, coming up around nine thirty this morning,
The one and Only Jeremy Piven. He's got to be
on the show. You know him from Entourage. Yeah, played
Ari Gold, probably one of my favorite TV characters of
all time. He's got to be top ten favorite TV
character Ari Gold. He was also really great in Old School.

(48:21):
I mean he played the nube pretty well. Yeah, Smoking Aces,
good movie. So I'm a big Jerremy Pivet fan. We'll
talk to him a nine thirty this morning, but we
want to know this morning, how did you make a
kid cry? Or how did you maybe disappoint a kid?
Oh did you did? You just admitted not purpose right,
Like it was an accident that you made the kid

(48:43):
cry or you disappointed him. But it doesn't have to
be hitting Laura. But it did happen.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
I mean the disappointment for somehow, the disappointment just like
pulls on the heart strings more than that just making
a kid cry. Sometimes it could be a little funny
or maybe I'm just cold hearted, but the disappointment that
really stings.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Your cold hunter for sure, I was a very sensitive kid,
and like I remember my feelings getting hurt when I
was a kid, like by a stranger would just say
something kind of like you know, I don't know, I
would perceive it as me, Yeah, yeah, just a kid,
so you're gauge is different, and yeah, that happened a lot,
But I want to know when did you make a
kid cry? The reason we ask is because okay, I'll
give Drew the benefit of the doubt. He did not

(49:18):
make this kid cry, but he did disappoint this kid.
The other he definitely cried.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
Oh yeah, he cried. And you know, it wasn't it
wasn't an attempted malicious act. But having three girls, there
are a lot of tears. But there's difference between tears
and disappointment tears. You know, like when when you when
you see the face like go like almost crippled and
then they well up.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
It breaks you. Now there's like a difference of crying,
Like there's a crying where they're they're not getting what
they want and they're crying and that you don't care
about that. But if their feelings are hurt and it's
like legit, yeah, it's totally different.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
You just start thinking about sad kid, like when you
feel like you let somebody down, that that's a real
bummer and.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
It's extra bad for me if it's like not my kid,
because my kid, we've already established the love connection, like, yeah,
you're not getting that stuffed.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Animal, cry it out, you know you love me.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
Yeah, but somebody else's kid can be different if I
like that kid. And I got a neighbor kid. He's
three years old. He's a great kid. He's just like
he's he steals your heart immediately. Well, the other day,
to celebrate Disney's seventieth, the anniversary we had, we had
Mickey Mouse here, right, and he he came with a
with a whole gang of people and brought all kinds

(50:28):
of gifts and and snacks and treats. So I got
to take some of those home. So I shared some
with him and my girls and and told him that,
you know, Mickey Mouse came by. I wanted to make
sure the kids got some treats.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Yeah, and he had.

Speaker 5 (50:42):
He was having a blast. He's three, he's in peak Mickey, right,
you know. And so fast forward to the next day,
and it turns out when his mom and dad went
to work, he went to grandma's house so somewhere else,
and got it in his mind that Mickey that I
had told him that Mickey Mouse was coming over to
his house. I don't know how we got there, because,

(51:02):
like I've discussed this with his mom.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
We were all right there.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
But kids' brains are wired different, they are, and they're
excited and they're having sugar and he just heard you're
bringing Mickey.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
When's Mickey getting here?

Speaker 5 (51:12):
And so he was locked in well so much in
fact that like he demanded to come home. And then
he like at one point, my ring doorbell has him
and his grandma coming to my house and ringing the doorbell,
but we weren't home, and you know, and so a
couple hours later, I'm outside and he sees me and
comes up with his grandma, and it turns out that
this has been an all day affair. He is completely

(51:34):
upset because he knows I told him that Mickey was
coming and everyone else is mistaken. Yeah, and I had
to tell him that he wasn't and so he just
you know, just you see it just like disintegrate and
right there.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
And like, you know, he played it.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
He's he's such a cute little boy, and I don't
have a son, you know, where he almost plays tough,
but he's a little boy.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
So he's hurt.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
Yeah, and I just felt terrible, you know, and you know,
I'm like getting welld and he's he gets over things quick.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
But but still like, yeah, I get it, you know,
just the image of him being sad welling up, it's
just replays in your.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
Brain, and that there were hours of it. Well I'm
at work and then I can't explain it to him.
So you know, Luckily, the people at Disney and Mickey
and all that are pretty cool, so uh, you know,
they get into that, and Mickey, you know, makes it right,
so things things will be figured out.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Mickey got him a little little care package. Yeah, a
little something something that's pretty cool and it's awesome.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
So I think he gets today right and that Yeah,
that's exactly right. And that's that's the magic of that
type of stuff is it just takes a little something
to get him excited.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
But I don't know how we got the wires crossed there. Yeah, somehow,
some way. But he's three, you know, it's it's short memories. Yeah,
it's not his fault as whatever, but just having to
having to tell him, like listen, Micky can't come, and
you know who I feel bad for. Grandma was exhausted
and that was a full day. Here one more think
about Mega It's like dealing.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
With like an elderly patient who just keeps telling you
that they know.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
So then like, how do you how do you tell
the kid that Mickey's not coming? Were you like, oh,
he actually, well the good thing is your father daughters obligations?

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Or were you just like not deliver the news?

Speaker 5 (53:16):
Well, because he had already delivered the treats, you know,
and so I just kind of reverted back to that.
And you know, there's plenty of snacks around the hid
and like here's a dorito, like you lie in the
pockets of a three.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Year old and they forget about that.

Speaker 5 (53:29):
Yeah, but like we were saying things, there's a surprise
coming for him, Well.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
How did you how did you make a kid cry?
How did you disappoint a child? Eight six six four
four five one of five nine? The last time I did?
I think I talked about it on the air. I
played the audio. But my dog Cooper, you know, I
let him run outside sometimes in the front because he
stays really close to me. All I gotta do is snap,
It'll come right to me. Yeah, But sometimes when he
sees people, gets excited and doesn't hear me at all
and just goes yellow mode. Yeah, you know. And so

(53:56):
my neighbors are grandparents, but they had their little grandsons
over that we're probably three, maybe four. That might be
a little old, but they were just little kids playing
in the driveway. Cooper saw them and dog. You know,
Golden Retrievers love kids. The dog runs, Cooper runs over
to these kids and they just start screaming bloody murder
because they're terrified at dogs. I don't think they've been
around dogs. And when they're coming, dogs just coming in

(54:18):
high and.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Like Cooper's a big guy, Like he's nice, but he's
seventy five pound Golden Retriever and when you're little, he
probably looks nine feet tall.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Yeah huh. And so one of the kids runs inside
of the house. Cooper runs after him, runs into the house.
These kids are just freaking out, crying so hard. I
look up at the grandparents because I'm terrified. I'm like, oh,
they're gonna be so mad at me, and they're laughing
their asses and they get it. So they were cool
about it. But yeah, these kids were I think traumatized.
I think the Golden Retriever now run.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
That's actually exactly when we made a child cry. But
this is my ex husband's fault.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
We were out.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
It was during Pokemon Go time.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
You were playing that a lot. Oh yeah, my dog
got a lot of walks.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
So we were walking through a park and this little
kid walks up to my dog and it's like does
your dog bite? And my exes yes, and and so
the kids were told no, and Bowie is like Cooper
and She's just like.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Oh, cool new friend. Like let's like.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
So Bowie's like kind of like running after this kid and.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
He's just because yeah, John just told him that he bites.
And I was like, he was just joking. My dog
was not. The kid was freaking out. Yeah, he was crying.
Also another traumatized kid. And then what was it, Blue Healer? Yeah,
terrified those dogs? Sorry about kid, never stopped running. Let's

(55:38):
go to line one. It's Tanner jew and Laura, how
did you make a kid cry?

Speaker 20 (55:45):
So this was way back in early eighties before there
was a helmet law. And I had a motorcycle and
I had this really wicked, full devil's mask that I
thought was really fun to wear while riding through town.
And I'd have Barney sunglasses on over the mask and anyway,

(56:06):
I pull up to a friend of mine's house and
his little sister was out in the driveway and she
was about five years old. And I pull up and
I wasn't I didn't even know she was there. But
I pulled up, she saw me and and literally Peter
pant oh no, yeah, And I immediately ripped the mask off.

(56:30):
But still to this day, I'm like traumatized about how
how much I traumatized.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
Yeah, ghosts just showed up.

Speaker 5 (56:40):
Yeah, you know, if you did that to my middle
daughter in particular, she would not speak with you for
maybe ever.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Like I can.

Speaker 5 (56:48):
I'm I'm envisioning the face that that your child made,
and it's the you have completely let me do.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 20 (56:57):
And then of course right after that, the mom comes
out and just starts tearing into me, and I'm just
I'm like profusely apologizing, like I didn't mean to. I
wasn't trying to carry you know anyway.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
So your kids a coward much broke pretty easy over here.

Speaker 20 (57:18):
This is over forty years ago, and I still feel
really bad.

Speaker 5 (57:21):
Yeah, it's fine, they're in therapy, they'll be fine, eventually,
they'll be They still wet their pants if a book
drops thanks to the call it's fine.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
How did you make a kid cry? Eight six six
four four five one five nine.

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You can shoot us a talk back through our iHeartRadio
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Speaker 13 (57:43):
And now, Bruce, here's Drew Well.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
The Blazers shook up the draft last night when they
took Young Hanson with the sixteenth overall pick, trading down
and landing an extra number one pick. Now, Young Hanson
is a Chinese national team member, and at seven foot two,
he is a commanding presence. And I was just checking
out more highlights this morning, and he can pass the ball,

(58:09):
this guy winging it all over the place like he's
throwing a small nerf. Now, I think that there's something
to be said here. This team is for sale, and
what are you trying to do. You're trying to sweeten
the pot. So you're offloading big contracts that you don't love.
And what is better to sell a team with than
a Chinese superstar which opens them up to that entire market.

(58:31):
When Yao Ming was on the rockets, he was a
cash machine for Houston. And so think about that, you
want to buy this team, You're gonna get an international
market the size of China, and you sweeten the deal
by getting an extra number one draft pick. So in
twenty twenty eight, there's two number one picks for Portland.
So even if they suck, they've got another team's pick

(58:54):
who sucks, and they could possibly make a run there.
So that makes me feel better about trading down yesterday.
Because fans are furious, it's just the idea. You went
from eleven to sixteen. That's all they hear. But watch
this guy's highlights. I think you'll like him. Joe Cronin
talked about bringing the big Man to America.

Speaker 14 (59:12):
Yeah, this is a player that's you know, he's coming
over to America. It'll be an adjustment and it's our
job to prepare him and develop, just like we do
all of our guys. But there'll be a big emphasis
in pouring into him and getting him to his peak.

Speaker 5 (59:25):
And you look at that core for the Blazers. You've
got Shaden Sharp, You've got Clinging, the double centers who
are seven foot two, so many stars still on the team.
There's hope there. Let's make this happen. Go Blazers, Rip City,
there's your sports all.

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Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
I have one of five nine your calls after trapped
on the Brew.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Laura, Happy Thursday, beef Water. What you seem like a
guy who would make a kid cry? When's the last
time you made a child cry? Well, yesterday, excluding my
own because it's just part of it. Ye, not your
own kids excluding you are by the way, I crap
on them all. He's a fantastic father.

Speaker 16 (01:00:25):
I'm terrible at it. I do what I'm what's required
of me.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
By the wall, it doesn't fit this conversation, but my
kids are drawn to beef Water because he is like
he is a kid person.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 16 (01:00:37):
I love kids. I've always enjoyed kids. And I know
that sounds weird to say it like that, but I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Taking that on.

Speaker 16 (01:00:44):
I'm even in high school, Like I took the like
the daycare, you know, like where you go and like
hang out and the kids could. People would bring their
kids for daycare at my high school, like it was.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
That sounds like a night. Wow, it was a great time.
Also sounds like the beginning of a Netflix documentary. Yeah, exactly.
Like the Nickelodeon was such a nice I mean, like.

Speaker 16 (01:01:05):
It's it's a nice reminder when we're always just like
dealing with adult stuff to just to think back when
kids can just like they just are going free.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Yeah, no worries, It's great. So when's the last time
you accidentally made one cry?

Speaker 13 (01:01:16):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:01:17):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Because Drew actually made one cry this week.

Speaker 15 (01:01:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:01:19):
I used to make my friend's son cry pretty often
because I could do it almost on command by just
lowering my voice and just looking at him tell him
no immediately, like just just you just see the quiver.

Speaker 15 (01:01:32):
Come on. It was a good time.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
When you get greenlit to discipline someone else's kids, they
totally respond different because they're afraid of this new voice.

Speaker 15 (01:01:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:01:43):
I've always like leaned into like sarcasm more than like
firm hand, you know what.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
I mean, I like to give kids to keep you
out of jail. This text from ninety eight ninety seven,
we want to know how to how did you make
a kid cry? When's the last time you made a
kid cry? And what'd you do? This one says I
was sixteen riding my bike downhill to a friend this
house and had a cat run out in front of me.
I hit it and unfortunately killed the cat. The cat
had a collar with a tag, so I took the
collar to the address and spoke.

Speaker 16 (01:02:08):
To the mom.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
But her little girl was standing right there and busted
into tears. I felt so bad and have ever since.

Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
That is brutal, And you know, big ups to a
sixteen year old for even owning up to it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Dude, Like most people would just drive away. But the
fact that he did that, you know, big ups to
you for doing that.

Speaker 16 (01:02:25):
Say, he hit it on a bike, Yeah, he's cruising, man,
How did he not wreck himself?

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
It probably did, I mean? And then he went all
savage and took the collar off a dead cat.

Speaker 16 (01:02:36):
Yeah, but I mean ignated.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
He should have dragged that cat out there.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
It would be easy to ignore the cat if it
didn't have a collar on it. Chalk it up to
stray whatever. But since it had a collar, he did
the right thing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
This one from fifteen oh eight says Happy Thursday Brew
crew mcdee hear. Oh he wanted to apologize for his
thing earlier. We knew that was coming. Yeah, okay, let's see. Oh,
by the way, his wife told him that that wasn't
a good idea, and he said he should have listened
to her. That's the way it goes standing. Let's see,

(01:03:11):
how did you make a kid cry? I took away
my kids Nintendo. Yeah, but it's your own kids, so
I'm talking about like a strange child. I mean, it's
funny to watch a child melt down when their switch
is taken away.

Speaker 16 (01:03:21):
Yeah, I'm telling you. I took my kid's cell phone
away one time, and I thought she was going to die,
like she would have rather.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
She was going to die before her Are you kidding me?

Speaker 16 (01:03:29):
He brought me a chain and she's like, just beat
me with this.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
I'd rather take the beating. I mean, because of your
own kids.

Speaker 5 (01:03:35):
The reason why it's kind of exempt is I make
at least one of them cry a day. Now, one
of them is super young, so we don't always count that,
but it's like, hey, I want Skittles an hour before lunch.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Negative? What negative thing? Yeah, that's just every day. It
doesn't count. We're talking about when Drew made this kid
think Mickey Mouse was coming over because he was careless
with his words, and this poor child thought Mickey was
coming to the house.

Speaker 16 (01:03:59):
So, I don't know if you know this from Up
and Mickey Mouse, he rents.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
A room from us.

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
He's actually has a Uh. We have more talkbacks coming
into our iHeart Radio app Moreruth.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
This is a big gun.

Speaker 19 (01:04:10):
I was working on a haunt of the house and
I was wearing one of my costumes and I was
helping usher people to the main scare floor and this
child with special needs got really freaked out about my
costume and I pulled off my mask just let the
kid assure that we're all people and costumes and they're safe,

(01:04:35):
and they gave them a bunch of stickers and the
kid cheered up.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
He has pulled the mask off and then keeps screaming.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
I thought, I kind of thought that's where the story
was going.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
There's something I love watching videos of, you know, like
a dad will dress up as the Grinch and he'll
show up on Christmas and the kids just freak out.
They don't know who that is, who's the creepy green
guy in the backyard.

Speaker 16 (01:04:57):
But there's always one kid that like stands up tough,
like he's going to handle it.

Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
That always is impressive to me.

Speaker 16 (01:05:01):
That kid's like no, no, no today.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
That's a leader right there. More talks of the app.
How did you make a kid cry?

Speaker 24 (01:05:08):
Hey, y'all wanted to know when the last time I
made a baby cry? Well, it was my own baby,
and it's because I farted. We were in the car
traveling down the freeway. I must have eaten some rotten
eggs or something. I don't know, but there was a
giant green sulfur cloudy in the car and the baby
just bulled his eyes out until we decided to roll

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down the windows and let it breathe.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Honestly, I probably would have done the same.

Speaker 5 (01:05:34):
Thing out dash chambered your own child. I mean thought
for him to leave the windows up till they had
to roll and the choking became too much to bear
and I couldn't hear the music. I turned the windows down.
Oh boy, your hearts are so bad from the.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Dead, change your diet.

Speaker 5 (01:05:55):
Yeah, I love how he's talking about we opened the windows.
So that means your wife just sat silently and.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Yeah, poor your poor wife, Matt. I mean, you're imaginating heaven.
She's nose dead, you're blowing up. You look over, it
looks like she's got pink eye. We're also watering over.
Their eyelids are turning inside out. Let's go to Syrian Steve.
Good morning, Syrian Steve. How'd you make a kid cry?

Speaker 7 (01:06:16):
Hey, good morning guys. I got a really sad story
for you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Oh no.

Speaker 7 (01:06:20):
So, so there's like an inside joke between me and
my kids. And in this they were like sixteen seventeen
somewhere around there. Their mom decided to leave when my
son was like a year and some and my daughter
was three months older. Anyway, so one of their friends
was over and we had like an inside joke and
they say, like, that's why your mom left you you know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:06:40):
So they were like playing basketball outside and stuff like that,
and there's this hit a friend of theirs. You know,
he's really annoying his heck, you know, he comes in
and you know, and then my mom's God rest their souls,
like was making sandwiches for everybody, and I walked in
and he's just being annoying to everybody. I'm like, dude,
knock it off. Okay, you want to know do you
want me to say, that's why your mom left you?

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And not knowing that his mom died like two weeks.

Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
Oh wow, you ruined the sandwich party.

Speaker 7 (01:07:10):
Bro oh bro, I felt so I didn't know. Like
he looked at me and he gave me this like
beer and a headlight look, and his eyes start getting
water and I'm like, no, are you okay? Man? I
was just joking and he just he just left. And
then my son to him, he goes, Dad, his mom
just died like two weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
I guess. I guess. I guess you got him to leave,
though one Did you chase him down or did he
just take off and go home?

Speaker 7 (01:07:38):
I know I chased him down. I ran after him,
like dude, hey, you know his name was Billy, and
like Billy, Dude, I'm so sorry I didn't know he
was you know what, never mind, never mind, nobody would
understand what that way I'm feeling. Never mind that And
then like trying to talk to him and somebody and
he just kept there.

Speaker 6 (01:07:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
I mean, listen what he's going through. Only time is
going to fix that.

Speaker 7 (01:07:57):
Yeah, bro, you know it's it's it's really crazy because God,
you know, God forbid you guys will have your mothers forever.
But when you lose a mom, man, it's really hard.
You lose a big part of you. And like they say,
time heals everything. Don't believe it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
Not when the neighbors and you Billy the orphan.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
To be fair, I make jokes around people all the
time and they feel real awkward about it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
I love that you do that. All right, thanks, Seri
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Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
You're listening and Laura Drew and.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
Laura Orland's rock station one oh five nine the Brew
It's tannered you and Laura want to know how you
made a kid cry? That happens. You've all done it
by accident, you know, And you say something like, sure,
fragile beings slip. You slip at the tongue. And you know,
I remember I as a kid, I slipped. I slipped
up in front of my cousin told him that a

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certain Christmas character wasn't real and I didn't know. I
thought he knew cardinals. I thought he knew ruining people's lives.
And then his sister came in my cousin and chewed
my as for it, but I didn't. And then you
both cried. Everyone got a good cry out. But how
did you make a kid cry by accident? And we're
not talking about your kids. The other day, Drew accidentally

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made his neighbor kid cries three years old, really cute boy,
but Drew made him.

Speaker 5 (01:10:14):
I don't know the kid he thought that Mickey Mouse
was coming to his house. Yeah, because Mickey Mouse had
delivered some treats and so he was excited and he
thought that he was coming back by and that caused
quite astir.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
So then Drewie had to tell him, like, no, Mickey's
not coming, and it's disappointing and sorry, kid, you know
what a mouse trap is, right sneaking around this lady's
been a hold for a few minutes. It's Tanner Ju
and Laura, how did you make a kid cry.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
Well, it was actually my mom. She was babysitting this
little girl, probably if I felt like six at the time.
He asked, you know, the little girl asked, oh, one
of those sticks on the muppet's hands, And my mom said, oh,
those are the sticks because they're puppets. And I looked
at my mom was just absolutely war and said, the
muppets are puppy.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Oh she blew the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
Yeah, yeah, she recovered chest. But my mom just always
felt bad about that one.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
So there's a man hand, there's a grown man's hands
up that puppets right now. Everything changes today. Well, you
for sharing it with us. We appreciate it. She connected
those dots later in life. Oh yeah, nice, thanks for
the call. Appreciate We got some text messages coming in
on a McLoughlin Cheverley text line. This one's from forty

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one to forty six. They say a friend, a friend
of a friend of my wife, had come to our
house and brought her daughter with her, maybe three or
four years old. I'm a fairly big guy with almost
a white beard, and this little girl was just staring
at me. So I said, do I look like Sanna?
And she started crying after they left My mom my
mom text and said, the little girl thought, I ate Santa.

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Oh my god, you are a bit of a lunch.
If you ate Sanna, he must have been real hungry.
He's like, I knew I should have hucked coal at her.
Thirty five eighty says.

Speaker 9 (01:12:06):
They.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
I don't know. I can't say that on the air, Sorry, sir, skirt,
what well, You'll have to read it off the air now.
I'm curious. But yeah, how did you make a kid cry?
You say, Laura, you never made a kid cry? I
don't think so, but I mean allowed around the month.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
Okay, not that, but I really have not spent a
lot of time around children.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
You could tell when Laura gets around the kid, she's awkward.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
Yeah, I mean you saw me hold Milly and I was.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Like, oh god, I don't know what to do.

Speaker 5 (01:12:35):
How many times have you met your own nephew and
niece's in person?

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
How many times? I don't know, like seven? Maybe, No,
it's been more than that. I mean major holidays in
summer vacation, or it just.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
Reaches out to the three year old and gives him
a fist bump. You hit your name again?

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
Bud.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
It did it recently?

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
It did just recently get to a point where they
didn't look at me like they had no idea who
I was.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
Yeah, but I mean my little brother. He was a
baby when I was like eight. Yeah, I means no.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
So I haven't had the opportunity to make children cry.
Otherwise I'm sure I would have a story.

Speaker 16 (01:13:12):
Laura's got nephew flashcards, its practicing.

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Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
You're listening to Danner Drew and Laura Drew and.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Laura Portland's rock station one oh five nine The Brood
stannerd you and Laura. I found this online last night.
Have you ever thought about, like if you were on
death row and you were asked to you know what
your last meal would be? Have you thought about what
it would be your last meal? Pizza be pizza for you?

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I think that would be mine too.

Speaker 5 (01:13:53):
Yeah, Steak and Friesteak and friesa what would be your
last meal?

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
Dang, that's a toughie.

Speaker 16 (01:14:00):
I would probably roll some barbecue.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
Oh yeah that makes sense.

Speaker 16 (01:14:03):
Oh yes, yeah, just bring me two pounds of brisket
and I'm gonna cry my way through that and then
we'll go get my lights turned out.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
So like Timothy McVeigh, for example, his last meal was
two pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream. That's it. Yeah,
what a weirdo.

Speaker 5 (01:14:19):
I mean we already knew he was a weirdo, but yeah,
you just went ice cream. Maybe this is all a plan,
Like he's lactose intolerant and he's like one last bum.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
Yeah I was gonna say, because yeah, they're not gonna
clean my body up. Yeahyone's gonna suffer. Good luck Ted Bundy.
His last meal was a classic befrick a breakfast was
steak and eggs and then a side of cotton. We've
all see how that ends. Yeah if you saw the
movie Funk. But here are the top ten final meals

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for Americans. These are American's top ten final meals. So
people who are on death row or whatever, this is
what they've asked for. Okay, lobsters at ten. Okay for
the meal that would not be even an not my
top ten at all.

Speaker 5 (01:15:01):
I've always crab over lobster anyway, So it doesn't even
win the shellfish war.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
It's not going to get my final meal.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
I wouldn't even but I wouldn't trust where they got
that lobster. I'm on Alcatraz, exactly where they went.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
Nine is mac and cheese. Mac and cheese is the.

Speaker 5 (01:15:17):
And cheese that sounds good, But seriously, I'm going to
make you work for it a little bit more.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
You're not just going to go stir me some cheese
dust craft. I don't want some easy mac. I want
some clogs blues I want. I want some homemade like
I want to nearly watery craft. You like it watery? No,
I used to like hot dogs in it when I
was a kid. I used to put so much milk
in it to make it almost like a soup. Eh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:15:41):
I don't think I've had mac and cheese in a decade,
but I would want a standard consistency.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
Like That's how I like it now, when you're that
noise not not too thick though, how many people just
got creeped out and I did that in here, I
creeped myself out of the down. Number eight for America's
top ten five meal requests are French fries.

Speaker 5 (01:16:02):
Yeah. See, that's why it's got to be the your
you get a side. But I mean, I wouldn't just
say French fries. That's why you got to put that
rib by.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
With it, like poutine or something that'd be good.

Speaker 5 (01:16:11):
Number seven is crabs, crabs multiple? I have multiple crabs?

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Can get? Can I get crabs? I realized as I said,
crabs dinner? I like it.

Speaker 5 (01:16:25):
Bread is at six, just somebody just want to I
don't know, like a loaf of bread or some you know,
like a baguette or something good filler.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
Oh, I mean a good A good bag atte could be.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
Like toast sounds kind of good. Dude, I don't know what, Bruce,
this is your last meal, and why would you put
vegetables on the list. That's at five? Your last meal?

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
Really like vegetables, And to be fair, I'm sure the
vegetables they serve you in prison are not.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
They're probably not good. And like, it's your last meal,
you don't have to worry about diet, you don't have
to worry about you eat a birthday cake before I
go out of here. How specific do you get to be?

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
Like I want vegetables from my mom's guarden.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
I like I want to organic this, and I want that.
I think it sounds like they give them what they want,
you know, Timothy McVeigh got two pints of mint chocolate
chip and.

Speaker 16 (01:17:08):
Buries by state because I don't remember which state it was,
but I just read an article just a couple of
weeks ago that they stopped doing this whole thing, Like really,
it's not an option.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
It's like, you don't get a last in our state.

Speaker 16 (01:17:19):
Not no, I don't remember which state it was the state.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Which is kind of dude, you're about to kill the guy.
Let him have what they want to eat. That's the
most barbaric thing we do. Let's give him some food.
I saw a video a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 16 (01:17:32):
It was in another country, and this guy is trying
to eat this plate of rice and his hand is
shaking so hard, and there's just this guard watching him, going,
hurry up, my god, hurry eat your maggot seriously trying
to eat his last metal but his hand was shaking
so hard trying to get that.

Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
See, I would my appetite would be going. I would
that steak would still be sitting there as they dragged
my lifeless body.

Speaker 16 (01:17:56):
And I bet that happens more than unless the you know,
the full blown sociopaths who just go out right nine
piece bucket with.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
The final meal thing.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
I know, it's like a barbaric thing that we like
capital punishment and whatever else, but it's like if it's
your family member who they like killed and dismembered and
buried in their backyard, like you don't want that guy,
haven't mistaked it?

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
Like I was reading, I was reading about this mass
shooter who shot a bunch of like he shot a
bunch of kids in another country, and like they were
telling that. I was reading the article saying, like what
he has in prison. He's got an xbox in prison,
He's got access to a kitchen and all this stuff.
And I'm like, man, take that xbox the hell away
from there.

Speaker 5 (01:18:30):
You know we're gonna kill this man or a woman
in a couple of minutes. And as a family member,
if it's mine, I have a right to sit in
the window and watch the life fall out of him.
The reason I'm giving him the food is because we're
better than them.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
We aren't. We aren't a sociopath. That's why I'm giving.
And it is just food. It's not like it's I mean,
it's a it's a luxury that he gets to enjoy
for a couple of minutes and then it's.

Speaker 5 (01:18:54):
Open and then it's coming right back out where it
came in the other way.

Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
And it's not like, like to beef Water's point, it's
not like he's probably gonna enjoy it very much.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
It's almost like how we make ourselves feel better about killing.
Here are the top four foods that are Americans in
American's Top ten final meal requests. All right, number four, Flora,
You and I called it pizza. That's what that's absolutely
what I would have. Is my last meal is pizza. Yeah, pizza.
It is hard to argue that's not a good choice.
I also like number three, but I wouldn't take I
wouldn't roll the dice if it my last meal. Pasta

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and noodles are at number three for Americans Top ten
final meal requests.

Speaker 5 (01:19:29):
Yeah, unless you were allowed to be so specific, like
I need it from zen Ziba or something. Yeah, potatoes
are number two. Just potatoes, that's it.

Speaker 16 (01:19:39):
Just it's all comfort, feel good food.

Speaker 5 (01:19:42):
I would just like to be able to combine a
bunch of these on a single plate.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Yeah, can I have all of them? How about? What
do you think is that number one Americans? Ribbi is
stating in there, I'm going fried chicken, fried chicken, steak, steak.
It is steak? Yeah, is the number.

Speaker 5 (01:20:01):
One requestion food anyway when people are about to die,
and you better be able to pick your cut. Because
if you show up and you bring me some overcooked
little chuck steak, a hockey pucks, siron, Yeah, that's what
you get.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
You show up with a steak from Sherry's, I'm gonna
be pissed. You can't talk to the manager on death row.

Speaker 16 (01:20:19):
The odds of disappointment on a steak have to be
just high, right, like the what are the odds that
them bringing your steak and going.

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Oh hey, yes, that's workfellas. This is the one I
wonder can you request? Okay, so let's say you let's
say it's a state that allows you to request it
or whatever you want? Can you request it from a
specific place, Like I want steak, but I want it
from this spot.

Speaker 5 (01:20:36):
I want some marine inside with the medium rare like
I said, I'm sure it just depends on prison by prison,
how flexible they are and how willing they are to
help you out. Sometimes those guards like they befriend them.
It's almost like they're they're gonna get what they're gonna get,
So we'll just be buds until then.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
Seventy one to fifty four cent A text in and said,
I think all people on death row should get tofu
and stuffed Brussels sprouts as their last meal.

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
Oh wow, sat Yeah, I mean, honestly, they've done terrible
things to get there. It's just I would want to
maybe a little smash burger or something before that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
What would your last meal be? Eight sixty six four
four five on five nine?

Speaker 16 (01:21:12):
Yes, people, I'm just gonna say, I just couldn't imagine
living through that for real, Like knowing that you're getting
up that day and by the time the day is over, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Over for you forever.

Speaker 16 (01:21:22):
That would be a crazy thing.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
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Here you Drew, Laura, We're commercial free on one O
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Ju and Laura. Beefwatter is here with another not necessarily
the news coming up here in just a few minutes.
Jeremy Piven's gonna be calling in second before that, though,
Chad from our sister station, Ripsity Radio six twenty a m.
In the studio, Dude, NBA draft was last night. We

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traded down, which wasn't expected. Kind of a weird thing. Well,
what are your thoughts after yesterday's draft?

Speaker 12 (01:22:13):
Well, I think anytime you can go in And according
to Joe Crona, they got the player they wanted in
Young Hanson out of China at the seven to one
center with the seventh three wingspan. But more importantly, they
got a first round pick in twenty twenty eight in
an additional two second round pick, so you get value
out of it. And according to Joe Crona, he has
no ceiling like. They really like his skill set and
they've been scouting him for two years. It's amazing to

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me in this global world now the NBA, where you
can identify a guy, send a couple people over on
the other side of the world, and then boom, you're
on it. For two years, they thought it would declare
for the draft. Last year he did not, and they
just kept his eye on him and they got him.

Speaker 13 (01:22:46):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
And they were a joke.

Speaker 5 (01:22:47):
I don't know if they're joking or serious, but Chinese Jokic,
they were calling him a guy who's a multi time MVP.
If you could be a slice of that, and we
got you at sixteen.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
I don't hate it.

Speaker 12 (01:22:57):
Yeah, that's it going. And Corona was asked about China
Jokic and if that was too much of a nickname,
and he said, hey, no one's Jokic. He's the best
player in the world. But his passing ability I would
put right up there with Jokic. And you said, you've
been watching is that you love the passing?

Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
He's got some Sabonis in him. And if you remember
the Blazers from the late nineties or love sapone two thousands,
one of the best to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
So it was kind of scary information at first. But
now that you do a little diggings.

Speaker 5 (01:23:19):
Sinking in Okay, and now we have two seven foot one,
seven foot two guys, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
Kind of whid that he did that, Like they went
for another center and we're just maybe we're gonna just
stand at the rim and bury it. What area is?

Speaker 3 (01:23:30):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
Why Red Rover? You know, why do you think they
went this route? Jet Well, I think a couple of
reasons why.

Speaker 12 (01:23:35):
Their philosophy is very simple, regardless of position, always take
the best player available. But also with five centers, it
could be an indication that another move now that we're
just a few days away from free agency's getting ready
to come down the pipe. So DeAndre Ayton who's on
an expiring contract, Robert Williams, who's been banged up, you
could be looking at some more movement to clear out
some space at the center position. With five guys, now.

Speaker 5 (01:23:56):
I'd almost be willing to bet on it. There's more
trades to come, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
We'll keep you hosted with another Sports report tomorrow, and
then of course you can listen to Chad every day
on our sister station, Rip City Radio six twenty am.

Speaker 12 (01:24:06):
Yeah, Travis Deer, Mrse you know the voice. Gonna join
me for two hours a day from three to five
to break it down.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
All right, Ray, Yeah, buddy, all right, Chad, appreciate you, brother,
Appreciate you guys coming up here in a few minutes. Gosh. Man,
by the way, Chad, it's a good broadcaster. Your audience
is huge.

Speaker 12 (01:24:20):
I had people hit me up yesterday after I came
out in the morning, like, dude, I just heard you
on the Brew with Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
I was like, thanks, man, tell your parents we said, hello.
You guys are monstrous. Thank you man. I appreciate what
We're lucky to have you. Thank you. Go listen to
Chad show Rip City Radio six twenty am. All right,
coming up next beef Water not necessarily the news that
will be on the air right after Brian Adams. It's
one of five nine The Brew, Tanner, Drew and Laura.

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It is Tanner, Drew and Laura comedian the actor Jeremy
Pivens is gonna be on the show here in a
few minutes. Excited to talk to him. But first, Beefwatter's
here with another edition of Not Necessarily the New scar
on the internet looking for the weird stories at the
mainstream media won't talk about, and we got some because

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they're stupid in or waste of time, but they're perfect
for us. That's right.

Speaker 16 (01:25:09):
Well, this is why I'm here to do the deed,
and the deed is about to be done.

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
What's in the news today before?

Speaker 16 (01:25:16):
All right, speaking of all the sports and hijinks going on,
hurdler Chris Robinson left the race track and Checchini as
a winner and the talk of the world. The twenty
four year old athletes suffered quite the unfortunate wardrobe malfunction
while he was flying over hurdles at a high speed
during the Estrava Golden Spike Meet.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
I've got the audio if you would like to hear that. Okay,
the moment, So what happened happened? All right?

Speaker 16 (01:25:39):
So sorry about that, despite his manhood making an unexpected
appearance in mid race, forcing him to repeatedly fumble. All right,
so here's the picture. He's running, he's doing hurdles and
he's really short shorts. Every time he does the hurdle,
pop goes the weasel. Yeah, so he's like adjusting his shorts,
trying to tuch.

Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
So he's tapping the top of the hurdle.

Speaker 16 (01:26:01):
Yeah, he's trying to do He's trying to do a
junk tuck while he's hurtling and racing and winning all
at the same time.

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
Yeah. So his talent, his tree trunks just hanging out
and you know, you see trying to stuff it in.
But he's also trying to focus.

Speaker 3 (01:26:11):
On the shorts they wear are so shure.

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
Yeah, and he's too big for these shorts. Clearly. Here's
the moment some of the you know, the sports announcers
were talking about the incident.

Speaker 25 (01:26:22):
Congratulations to Chris Robinson for battling a problem that does
emerge occasionally. Various parts of their equipment failure can make
it very, very awkward. But that was a stunning effort
to stay out in front.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
Wow, he wins it anyway.

Speaker 16 (01:26:37):
Yeah, as he was running, it sounded like a round
of applause.

Speaker 4 (01:26:41):
I bet so.

Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
We'll put that video online for you to check out.

Speaker 16 (01:26:45):
In a president Nevertheless, Metropolitan Police officer in London is
under fire after a disciplinary hearing where he had asked
a female colleague to quote pull his finger, which is
a classic move. We've all done that, We've all been there.
So she declines, He says, you know what, haha, and
you turns around and just farts in your face.

Speaker 5 (01:27:03):
Oh got you anyway, pulled his own finger, so I
thought you got out of it.

Speaker 6 (01:27:07):
Not good.

Speaker 16 (01:27:08):
This thing's been going back and forth since twenty twenty
one at a Wembley police stagent so he reportedly also,
this guy sounds like a real creep, making racist remarks
sexual in you windows like it's his time for that
guy to go. But not only that, he's the second
bat guy. There's two of them. Oh and then last,
but not least, mostiply good news. If you've got someone
in your life who's constantly complaining about having nightmares, Guess

(01:27:31):
what if you have a lot of nightmares, has a
good chance you're going to die earlier forty percent chance
of dying younger if you have just a consistent history
of almost said migraines, that too with nightmares.

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
I live a nightmare every day when I come in here.

Speaker 16 (01:27:46):
Well, you're awake though, so it's different at the beginning
of the end.

Speaker 7 (01:27:49):
So there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
Well, thank you, Beef Watter. Not necessarily the news, very informative,
very informative report.

Speaker 5 (01:27:57):
I don't have nightmare, so I feel good about that
story because you're dead, live forever.

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
On those stories at one five nine dot com. All right,
I think we're just gonna go right into it, y'all.
All right as well. I think he's on the phone,
comedian and actor Jeremy Piven. Hello, Hello, Hello, He's sorry,
he's not the line yet. It was about okay, oh,
do you want us to play a song? I can
play a song. Come back. He's connecting you now. Oh way, yeah, sure,

(01:28:26):
that's great. Okay, I'll play this play It might be
the lay usually weird delay. All right, we're Jeremy Piven
from Entourage, Old School smoking Aces, one of my favorites.

Speaker 18 (01:28:36):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
We're gonna talk to him right after stp Happy Thursday.
It's one of five nine the Brew Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
All right on the phone. I'm excited, man, really excited.
I've been a fit of this guy for from twenty years.
Oh yeah, it goes all the way back.

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
You know him from Entourage, you know him from old school,
well smoking aces PCU. Oh, so many great things. Please
welcome to the show, the one and only Jeremy Piven.
Thank you, guys, thank you. Oh good to be here.
I love you as an actor. You have no idea
how bad I want to scream Lloyd right now, but

(01:29:19):
I'm going to restrain myself.

Speaker 9 (01:29:21):
Oh man, you do you you you feel comfortable. Just
let it all hang out me do whatever you need
to do. I'm going to do because I've never ever heard.

Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
That, so yeah, right, you spent a lot of time
with with Ari though. Yeah, hold on, will you rate
my Lloyd? Will you read it for me here on
a scot One it take? Oh man, that would be
such an honor.

Speaker 7 (01:29:40):
Thank you man.

Speaker 9 (01:29:41):
Just the idea that I get to someone screams Lloyded
me again. Let's go, man, and I love Morning Lloyds.
He's trying to get the morning would he said, no
one ever here? Here?

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
It is here.

Speaker 4 (01:29:51):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
One to ten. How's that, Lloyd? I say, it's an eleven?

Speaker 7 (01:29:58):
Man?

Speaker 5 (01:29:59):
Yeah, you know, look at that, but he's like, it's
an eleven, but please never do it, yes, please stop.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Honestly, do you get people screaming lines from entrage at
you all the time?

Speaker 9 (01:30:09):
I do, and and you know, I mean, I'm gonna
be there at the Neptune doing stand up and that's
what I love to do, which is just me letting
it all hang out and just freestyling and making people laugh.
And they come up to me afterwards when they say,
we didn't know you were this funny. And so for me,
you know, people screaming at me on the streets, I

(01:30:32):
put all of that on stage, you know, because you
know it is a fictional character, and you know, right
now at this moment, to be honestly, I'm at my
computer editing my stand up special, so I'm in a
very calm mood.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
And then I get on the phone with strangers.

Speaker 9 (01:30:46):
And they scream at me and it's an interesting line.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
I'm sure, it's like so annoying, and I tried not
to do it, but I couldn't contain myself. Yeah, he
was trying to ask for me, yea, but yeah, I
get it, like, because it's not your character. Ari Gold
was very intense, very stressed out all the time and
high strung. Yeah, and you're an actor. That's not who
you are. So when people call you are you know,
when people just expect.

Speaker 9 (01:31:09):
No, it was a documentary and that's who I am.
It wasn't written, and it's one thing you have totally wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:31:17):
Bro, It's one thing like in a setting like this,
but when he's trying to get a bagel, yeah, and
it's a Thursday at nine am, I would get so annoyed.
So I get it, you know, from your perspective, I
do understand.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
Listen.

Speaker 9 (01:31:31):
I love that you guys, that it resonated with you.
And you know when people come out to see me
do stand up, they're just gonna scream that while I'm
on stage.

Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
Yeah, and it's gonna be our fault. Yeah, that's probably.

Speaker 9 (01:31:44):
It's not it's it's really not all about you. Oddly,
you know, they you know, they they do it on
their own and they do it right when I'm getting
to the punchline and listen, that's my job to figure
out how to navigate all this.

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
Yeah, yeah, that that's a hot environment.

Speaker 3 (01:32:01):
How do you how do you approach Heckler's or you know,
I mean, I guess screaming Lloyd isn't the biggest heckle.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
But but it's it's distracting.

Speaker 9 (01:32:08):
Yeah, no, well, the distraction is part of the game,
you know. You know when you're shooting free throws and
they're screaming at you, that's you know, you can't tell them.
Everybody it's all do how do you navigate all of that?
It's really fun.

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
I watched I was watching some of your stand up
and I was laughing my ass off you one. I
think the first clip I ever saw you were making
a joke about a David Busters. Do you remember this joke?

Speaker 9 (01:32:35):
Yeah, that just the rock is the highest paid actor
in the world and he's never taken an acting class.
And I've been studying since I was eight, and I'm
performing next to David Busters at the rusty chuffle Bucket.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
Chuckle Bucket. Oh, honestly, it's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:32:50):
But like all the way back I mean, and I'm
not a terribly young man anymore, But like when PCU
came out, it wasn't like the hugest movie, But like
all the way back then, he was entertaining and funny
and a believable actor.

Speaker 2 (01:33:04):
I mean, long before we even knew who the first
time I really remember seeing seeing Jeremy Piven is an
old school. And then then I watched every episode of
Entourage like two or three times. It was one of
those shows for me that I just binged a lot,
and yeah, it's it's it.

Speaker 9 (01:33:19):
It's interesting because since the pandemic, there's this whole new
generation of people in their late teens early twenties that
have been it. And it's fascinating of these guys coming
up to me, twenty one year old dudes quoting lines
and it's and and what the the streamers and the
industry doesn't know is you know, they're they're rebooting, like

(01:33:43):
you know, say by the bell, there is no bell,
No one's in school.

Speaker 2 (01:33:47):
Why are you rebooting that? Like we need, we need,
we need to give.

Speaker 9 (01:33:51):
The people what they want. And it's fascinating because they
don't know it, but I do because I'm on the
road and I and I get to meet people on
the street. Well it's really fun. I do love it.
But I really it's going to be exciting this next
chapter with stand up because I'm an improvisational actor and
stand up and this is what I do. I just

(01:34:12):
did this like kind of campaign for Cuts and Cuts
is like they make workout gear for men, and so
you know, I just improvised this in five different commercials
for them, and I had so much fun, and it's
had about five hundred thousand views in a couple of days,
and people and they wanted me just to play Auri

(01:34:34):
as the style their style advisor and just start screaming
at people. And they wanted me, and I shouldn't say this,
but initially to kind of do the paintball gun scene.
And I just thought, yeah, yes, it's exciting.

Speaker 7 (01:34:47):
But it's been done.

Speaker 9 (01:34:49):
It's been done to death. Even Elon Musk has you know,
posted it with you know, his face over me and
just firing people when he took over X. So I
don't know how to make it any better. So why
not you want me to do that character. I'll do it,
but I'll just start improvising and screaming and everybody wins.

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
And I had so much fun. You know how much
of that was on entourage of you just improvising as
Ari Gold. I just assumed it was all scripted, but
it makes sense.

Speaker 9 (01:35:15):
Every word was scripted, and you know, the job is
to obviously make it look improvisational and Lloyd was just
a throwaway with an exclamation point. Well, you know, I'm
an actor and so you raise the stakes, and you know,
I played in Mike, a Greek tragedy. I didn't even
play it like comedy. Everything was his high stakes. So
when you scream Lloyd at the top of your lungs,

(01:35:35):
they just kind of loved it. So they just kept
adding it every episode.

Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
It really is my top five favorite shows, I think.
And I love the ties that Ari gold warre because
they were just thick and just look expensive. And was
there ever talking I'll move on from the rage stuff
in a second, but was there ever talk about a
spinoff focused on you? I mean, your character kind of
did it all on the show, but maybe.

Speaker 9 (01:35:59):
You know, you know, he was he represented uh there,
Vinnie's professional life, and he was the adult in the room,
and you know, you could see him representing athletes or musicians.

Speaker 2 (01:36:15):
Or whatever.

Speaker 9 (01:36:17):
Or like what Ari Emanuel is doing, which is, you know,
he's overseeing a lot of different He's he's in the
the space where I think he just purchased the UFC.

Speaker 2 (01:36:30):
And the WWE and the a MG.

Speaker 9 (01:36:34):
I think he purchased the FBI Triple A.

Speaker 5 (01:36:36):
I mean, who knows what the characters based on?

Speaker 9 (01:36:41):
Yeah, a thousand percent, So all that stuff naturally could
you could if you wanted to, you could you And
it's authentic because it's happening, like he literally purchased the UFC.
You can see the real Ari Gold Kate Side. I mean,
that's all real. Yeah, so you know, and that's one

(01:37:03):
of the things we did well. I think with Entourage,
as we it was authentic, and you know, Mark Wahlberg's
manager was our producer, so he knew, you know, at
any point if we weren't getting it right.

Speaker 2 (01:37:15):
Yeah. I love the scenes where they like they show
they show the Entourage version with Turtle and drama and
yeah and Johnny drama. And then there's Mark Wahlberg's people
who it's based on, and they like walk side by side.
It's it's just a cool thing.

Speaker 23 (01:37:26):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
It's only like certain people will know that. You know, well, dude,
I'm a big fan of yours. Excited to see you
when you perform here July eleventh. We were going to
be giving away lots of tickets to the show. Jeremy
Piven is hilarious. Don't get a twist to give away
too many need money. It will be a great shit.
And do you wear those like those nice Ari gold

(01:37:49):
suits with those stick ties or you so you just casual?

Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (01:37:53):
You know those stick ties.

Speaker 2 (01:37:56):
It's hard to breathe.

Speaker 14 (01:37:58):
No.

Speaker 9 (01:37:58):
Yeah, I'm not a fan of a new throughout my neck,
I always wear an open shirt or a T shirt.
And we'll we'll mix it up, we'll have fun. I'm
definitely wearing some breatheable material because I get very physical
on stage. I need to get I need to get physical.
We need to we need to hug it out. We're
gonna go crazy. It's gonna it's gonna blow your mind.

(01:38:19):
And we only have a you know, very limited tickets
left to the Neptune.

Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
So get on out there, get him. Let's go Seattle.
We'll hunt down Dave.

Speaker 9 (01:38:28):
We'll hunt down Dave Grohl and we'll get crazy.

Speaker 15 (01:38:32):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:38:33):
I'm excited to see you, brother, Thanks for coming to show.
I feel like you and i'd be friends if we
knew each other in a life, and i'd be friends.

Speaker 9 (01:38:39):
I don't think so, but thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
You're a funny guy.

Speaker 9 (01:38:45):
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
Anytime, anytime you roll through town, you're more than welcome
to come on, okay and we'll leave the Lloyd.

Speaker 18 (01:38:51):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:38:51):
I appreciate that, all right. See, take it easy, everybody.
Jeremy Piven, that's awesome, dude, that's yeah. I'm a big
fan man. I can't wait to see him in Seattle,
you guys. I know, yeah, I think he thought he
was talking to a Seattle show. Well that's where the
Neptune is, right, yeah, but so the show is seven
to eleven though.

Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
It is at the Roseland on Friday, July eleven.

Speaker 2 (01:39:09):
Yeah, that's the show. It will be a both that.
I didn't want to correct him there, I was just like, what.

Speaker 3 (01:39:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure he will be up
at the Neptune either of the day before, yeah after,
So go check him out both nights.

Speaker 2 (01:39:20):
All right, So we'll be backward to find out what's trending.

Speaker 13 (01:39:22):
Hang on.

Speaker 2 (01:39:23):
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because he hadn't taken that tone with him.

Speaker 3 (01:40:01):
Yeah, that was the mode.

Speaker 5 (01:40:03):
Yes, when his wife does this, it triggers into honeylet's
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Speaker 2 (01:40:07):
Yeah that thing.

Speaker 3 (01:40:08):
At least he didn't say honey, calm down, because he
would have been kicked right out of that court room.

Speaker 2 (01:40:14):
You can see the video because it's it's pretty cringe. Also,
the Copra Kayaktor, the guy who's the villain. Was his
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I think. But this guy uh bit one of his
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called the police and chewed him out, and it was
a great chewing and you can see that at one

(01:40:34):
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Speaker 5 (01:40:35):
Com would have never thought that when he saw karate
Kid one that man used to be.

Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
Quite the animal. Yeah, I guess just go around Biden people.

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Wow. Yeah, a lot of stuff, bing bang, lots of stuff.
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that's about it. Briday is always crush. IM not sure

(01:41:12):
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Well, we had something else going on tomorrow, but they canceled,
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