TD&L Full Show For Thursday- I Blew It

On today's show we talked about the time you botched an interview. We also had another round of Not Necessarily the News and we are just one week away from Bacon and Beer!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hear least you and Laura.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hey, good morning. It's Thursday, September fourth, twenty twenty five, Tanner,
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
We are.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Man?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
It's uh god, there was so much traffic on the road.
I don't know how much it was for you this morning,
but it's like I do, I do remember. I think
Thursday was like the busiest day of the week and
maybe that's why. Yeah, because it was like it felt
like five pm in the afternoon this morning. And there's some.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Weird construction like coming into our little neighborhood here.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I didn't like it. They're putting I know they're putting
those like I think it's uh like ramps for handicap
people hating wheelchairs and stuff. They're putting those everywhere. So
I think I can't wait till it's over, because everywhere
I go it's construction.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, it's And they're putting in sidewalks like and it's weird.
We're not getting the ramped ones where I live, but
they are putting in sidewalks everywhere right now, And I.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Must is that a state mandate? Don't because it's everywhere
by my mom's house. They like made everyone's yards a
little smaller. I don't like they just come in and say, hey,
we're coming in and taking like four feet of your yard.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Now, I'm I'm worry about this because I now, granted
I live on Away, which is a dead end street,
you know, so hopefully I'm free of this, but I
don't have sidewalks, and I'm becoming the minority in the areas.
So is there going to be a day where they're like,
hey about all this food and take what little front
because on my house is mostly I could see a backyard,

(01:32):
not front yard.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
That a lot to give.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
It's going to say, hey, you need a Google easement.
We own that first four feet of your yard is
technically ours. I know you pay the taxes on it,
stuff like that, but we're gonna go ahead and rip
that up for.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
You worse steel, but you're one hundred percent for well. Anyway,
good luck on your on your journey to work this morning.
It's pretty crazy. Just be safe, that's the most important thing.
Even if you're late, as long as you get there safely.
Just get there right, even.

Speaker 6 (01:54):
Though your boss night might not think so.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I mean, I don't practice what I preach manow flying.
I'm I'm gonna get there on time, but you take
your yeah, I'm gonna blow it over for me, please.
I mean I was literally literally pulled over for blowing
through a stop sign right by the radio station.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
He's still blowing through that stop.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
I bet I slowed down today.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I bet it was a you know, you're like, I've
got to give it a little effort, but.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
I'm still I need to get you know, I say
it was a California stop, but a really good California,
a high end California. From a distance, it looked like
I stopped.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
It was this close to an Oregon stock.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
You could barely tell. Later on this morning, we have
tickets to go see Nitro Circus Off the Rails. It's
gonna be at the Memorial Colisseum December twelfth. You could too.
Seven thirty will play a game for your chance to a.

Speaker 7 (02:38):
Story.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
It's time of the Big Story, where we go around
the room sharing what we think the biggest stories of
the day are Drew. You want to go.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Sure if you like red Zone and you don't know
what that maybe you don't know what that is. That's
the channel from the NFL where they show you every
touchdown from every game on Sunday, and they've been famous
for saying.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Seven hours come free football starts now. Yeah, and then.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
They changed that and started playing some a couple of
commercials in a test thing last year and change it
to seven hours of uninterrupted football starts now. Well, now
they've made it official. Commercials will be part of Red
Zone forever, which is weird because those of us who
have it pay a specific subscription just to have those

(03:27):
Sundays for seventeen weeks or whatever. So now they say
it's going to be seven hours of Red Zone football
starts now, and it will go to a double box
where it will play the commercial and still see the touchdown,
but it'll be the Leemu emu who you hear as
your favorite team scores. So I'm hoping it's limited because

(03:50):
people are paying. But I heard the unsubscribed button has
been popping off.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
To your last twelve hours. I think they're going to
change the way they do advertising. I heard yesterday that
Jeep has new feature, and I guess it's on a
lot of the new models where every time you come
to a stop, there's an advertisement on your dash. I
only wou get it to stop is to keep driving
or I guess there's an X that you can just
X out of things, but you have to hit that
every time it comes.

Speaker 6 (04:14):
Oh well, I'll let you know next time.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
I pick up a cheap man.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
My two thousand and four is looking more sexy every day.
Turn it on, drive it, turn it off.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
Think so that that would be considered a huge distraction.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'm hoping that's not I feel like that's I'm hoping
that's that's not true. But that's what I heard. But
doesn't that sound like the future. That's what I'm saying.
I guess the strolling bar of stuff. Yeah, and you
remember the movie Minority Report and the dude walked in
and they like did the retina scans or whatever, and
it goes hello, hello John, blah blah blah, and it

(04:47):
talks directly to you. I bet you know. I bet
we're gonna get stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
But I could see something like that. But to have
advertisements playing like a TV, I mean, I guess if
your car is stopped, that's probably the argument.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
That is the which is still crazy though I can't
even get my I can't even like change the display
on my on my car while driving. Yeah, oh yeah,
in part.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
And do you think they'll pay more for suggestive stuff
like when you're on GPS and you're driving down a
highway and it's like, there's a McDonald's in your twenty
five feet yeah, right lane, if you're hungry.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Pay more for no subscription or for no advertising.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
Yeah, oh yeah, I'm sure.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
I remember having a conversation with one of our consultants
back in the day and they were all talking about it.
It was just going to come a day where you
drive past a billboard and as you pass that billboard,
it will spit a coupon out from your car stereo.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Oh my, that's very wild, I mean coopon. That sounds
like old safe way behavior. Maybe that time's coming gone.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
I think the big story is that Frontier Airlines wants
to save you a little bit of money, especially if
you like spontaneous trips. They're back with their go Wild pass,
and this time the deal is truly wild. Two hundred
and ninety nine bucks for nearly two years of last

(06:01):
minute travel. So this pass lets you hop on a
domestic flight a day in advance. So it does truly
have to be like spur the moment or international flights
up to ten days because that takes a little more planning,
but they'll make you pay just a penny for the seat.
Blackout dates cover a lot of major holidays and peak times,

(06:23):
but the pass normally runs five hundred and ninety nine bucks,
so this is a pretty pretty serious steal only catches.
Some things will cost extra. It'll still cost money to
check your bags and things of that nature. But if
you're flexible and you like spontaneous travel, might be worth
checking out.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
It's pretty cool. I think the big story of the
day is there was no winner last night in the
Powerball jackpots, and that means it's now worth a staggering
one point seven billion dollars, Yeah, making it the fourth
largest jackpot in the game's history. Now, if you win,
of course, you can elect to receive the payments, which
is what Laura would do. I think, get some mistake,
or you could take the lump sum of seven hundred

(07:02):
and seventy million dollars.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah, and we were talking interest rates. If you could
find a bank that gave you a great interest rate
six hundred million, when you take that could be twenty
four million a year. So I mean that's why, that's
why you see these people who live in castles, because
money makes money and it's great. I mean, I spent
ten dollars about five tickets. I don't know, maybe I
want a dollar back. I haven't looked, but I tried

(07:25):
to get us all you know to Bermuda.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
All right, more of those stories online at one O
five nine the brew dot com.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
You're listening to tan or Drew and Laura dinner Drew
and Laura.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
All Right, Bacon and Beer, A decade of debauchery is
coming up a week from tomorrow. Yeah, next Fridays. I
know it's happened quickly. September twelfth. It's going down off
the Elk Lodge in Milwaukee. That is right off McLoughlin.
Come on down. Everyone who shows up gets free bacon.
We got like four different flavors of bacon to choose from.
What are those flavors can be?

Speaker 5 (08:00):
We've got some spicy, teryokey, We've got the plane but smoked.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
We've got bourbon brown and brown sugar and it's trying
to hurt. For the sweet chili there it is that's
going to be good. And well, you've got a lot
of surprises, A lot of stuff. I mean, there's still, like,
even though it's a week from tomorrow, there's still a
couple of things we haven't like one locked down typical,

(08:27):
but it's dope. I promise once we get it one
hundred percent finalized, we'll talk about it. Hopefully that'll be
later today or tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (08:33):
I was practicing my karaoke last night.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, did you go out to karaoke?

Speaker 6 (08:38):
No, just in my car.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Your car.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
I thought you might have put on a performance for
the Cats.

Speaker 6 (08:44):
Last night, but at some point, at some point before showtime,
I will.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah, well, yeah, we're gonna be doing a karaoke contest.
Everyone on the show is going to battle each other
and the audience is going to decide who was the.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Worst I suppose, okay, well the best you know, and
then everyone else will the best of the worst.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, so it's gonna say, expect a medium performance. Yeah,
I was. I gotta be honest, or I practiced my
karaoke song yesterday too.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
So you're still not going to tell us what it is.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Well, you're not gonna tell me what yours is?

Speaker 6 (09:12):
No, Well, you already have a hunch you.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Guys are like training for karaoke.

Speaker 6 (09:17):
You know what song you're gonna do, Drew, I mean.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
I only do a couple songs, so one of those
got it?

Speaker 1 (09:22):
You know.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
I haven't sang Man dun on By.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
I haven't sang karaoke and that's seven seven years or whatever.
Don't don't be given the lead on my songs. You're
sitting here having training sessions. Don't be giving my songs out.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
I don't know of driving to the grocery store and
singing it twice.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
Yeah, I think that's I think that's training.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
That's a session. Well, it's on your mind. I I
don't know how it's gonna go, because I'm going to
be doing a song that is like I don't think.
I don't know that I should be doing it, but
I'm gonna try it.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
I hope it's a Pink Pony Club by Chapel.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
It's a good call, a good call.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Hot to go, man, that's what should do look at.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
Because I've already decided. I don't know what song, but
it will be something by Richard Marx. Okay, the American
Treasure probably right here waiting. I'm gonna have them all
in the pop of my hand.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
You got a new bad idea on your song every day. Well,
it's all happening next Friday, September twelfth at the Elks
Lodge in Milwaukee. It's all brought to you by Quantum
Fiber Internet and real Quick. The Elks Lodge is like,
we're doing a charity specifically for children with you know,
like vision vision visions.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Right, so they've got the Eyes program and it's up
there at the Casey I Institute and they do a
bunch of great work for kids.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
It really is cool.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
I was talking to a lady down the hall about
it yesterday and they do a wide variety of stuff,
so it's not just like one type of operation or procedure.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
They really help a lot of kids. Yeah, that's good.
So please come down and we're gonna have a QR
code to donate to this specific cause not only on
the website at one of five nine the brew dot com,
but also there at the party. A decade of debauchery.
I still can't believe we've made it ten years with
bacon and beer. But see if we can't run into
the wall of this one.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
Not stopping now.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
We'll see you next to Friday. All the Infant one
five nine, the brew dot Com. All right, coming up
in a few minutes. Laura saw a kind of a
crazy sign that I can't believe was actually posted, and
we'll talk about it, and we want to know if
what was mentioned in the sign is actually a thing
that people are worried about. Okay, because I have I've
never thought about.

Speaker 6 (11:32):
It, but apparently some people have.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
And this is dudes, You're gonna want to hear this
for sure, so make sure listening to this in a
few minutes. Also, the best place is to retire in
the United States, a city here in Oregon made one
of the lists. It's the best or worst places to retire.
Now it's okay, great, a bad deal. So you know
which one did we make? Is the question? Find all

(11:55):
out of here in just a few minutes. Drew's got
sports next.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
We have Tonight's the night everybody the end of has
finally arrived.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
That's coming up next.

Speaker 7 (12:05):
And now Bruce Sport. Here's Drew.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
Well.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
There was about to be a little bit more drama
when the NFL kicks off tonight because it's come out
that the Philadelphia Eagles made a strong push to trade
for Micah Parsons, who's been the headline of the summer
with the drama and the Cowboys. Now you find that
any Cowboy drama is the same thing as Laker drama, Yeah,

(12:32):
Yankee drama, even Dodger drama. These days it's clickbait stuff.
But it also was the talk of the town. Now,
when the Eagles did it, they thought, hey, we played
this team twice a year, we can use this guy.
But of course the Cowboys weren't having it, saying there's
no way they were gonna send a beast like that
right across the street to take it on the chin
in Week one, which all goes down tonight. Now it's

(12:55):
gonna be on NBC and Peacock. So if you've got
either of those, you're piled in a five twenty kick
and the Cowboys are facing a bit of an Uphi'll
climb as they're an underdog by eight and a half
in this one. I'm having a little bit of trouble
figuring out where to lay the cash here because it's
more than a touchdown and division rivals. Could it stay

(13:17):
close enough to where you just can't pull away? You
also have to think on the other side, the Eagles
are the Super Bowl champions, and they were pretty fierce
against the best talent last year. They're said to have
one of the best offensive and defensive lines. So in
a couple hours we will pick this game. But just
know that you have NFL football tonight, Tomorrow night, full

(13:37):
slate of college football, Saturday, and then Sunday and Monday
night more football.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Say goodbye to the family. There's your boys. Yeah, yeah,
you got to say, listen, my weekends are booked for
the foreseeable future. Yes, don't ask me to move. I'm
not helping you. I'm not helping you with your lawn
or anything.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Yeah, we can negotiate after Christmas. Put until then, you're
gonna need some time.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Alright, more of those stories at one of five nine
the brew dot Com. Coming up around seven thirty, we'll
have tickets to go see Nitro Circus at the Memorial Coliseum.
All the info and bacon and beer though right.

Speaker 7 (14:09):
Here, now, what's trending?

Speaker 8 (14:15):
All right?

Speaker 2 (14:15):
We got the goods online at one of five nine
in the brew dot com. We got our Donkey Show
podcast on there. It's the show after the show. Go
check that out when you get a chance. Also, guys,
I think we're getting further and further away from the
possibility that Metallica could be the halftime performer for the
super Bowl. Oh oh yeah, I mean Metallica's expressed interest
in it. I think that would be great to have

(14:36):
Metallica out there. Everyone loves Metallica. When you go to
a Metallica show, like when they were here at the Mota,
you see people of all ages there. You know, people
bringing their kids to Metallica. There's plenty of ladies that
like Metallica. I just feel like it would be perfect
and you can bring out Ludacris or whatever if you want,
if you need to scratch that right. But I think
we're getting further away from it. Someone asked Roger Goodell

(14:57):
about the possibility that Taylor Swift could be performing at
the Super Bowl, which seems almost like a like a
slam dunk at this point.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Well, and wouldn't it be so their finish line would
be Chiefs in the super Bowl with her playing happen?

Speaker 5 (15:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Well, here's here's Roger.

Speaker 6 (15:15):
Is Taylor Swift invited to play the Super Bowl this
year the halftime show?

Speaker 1 (15:20):
We would always love to have Taylor play.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
She is a special special talent, and obviously.

Speaker 9 (15:27):
She would be welcome in anytime.

Speaker 6 (15:29):
Is it in the works.

Speaker 9 (15:30):
I can't tell you anything about that.

Speaker 8 (15:31):
Is it maybe?

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Maybe?

Speaker 5 (15:33):
Okay, Okay, maybe it's maybe.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
At what point can we expect a decision to be announced?

Speaker 2 (15:39):
I'm waiting on my friend jay Z to be able to.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
It's in his hands.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
I'm waiting for the smoke to come out.

Speaker 9 (15:47):
Okay, yeah, good.

Speaker 6 (15:48):
But you're a swift team.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Definitely swift, course, of course he is. I'm saying, my
friend jay Z feels so forced. You forgot to say
my financial friend. Yeah, because you hanging out friend going on?
You know what?

Speaker 6 (16:02):
I bet there is a lot of pressure from other
people to ask Taylor Swift to do it, and I
feel like jay Z is probably if anybody is like
keeping it, preventing it from happening, it's jay Z.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
Do you think that Taylor would do it for free?

Speaker 2 (16:20):
I think you always do it for I know she would,
I do, especially if her boyfriends in it or her
fiance now.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
But I think they I think they'd be willing to
bend the rules for her though, whether it's public or not.
I think that they they'd be willing to pay her.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Because that's peak. It gives you you want the women.
Not only can I see her not being paid, I
could see her paying for everything herself. Yeah, she totally could.
But she's a different level of person than the Weekend.

Speaker 6 (16:46):
But I mean, Beyonce has done it, Prince it like
justin Timberlake, like all.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
These people, if any of them bring the viewership that
Taylor Swift would, she's the.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Queen and on top all those other people. They are
huge names, but you're catching them on.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
The back the wave. How about we have Taylor Swift perform,
but Metallica comes out during blank space. Now that would
be likely, and like cut.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
Off jerseys like Britney Spears did, but they got to
come out and look sexy. You can't just come out
of old man status and just yeah, and you gotta
dance Lars all right, one joint dance number.

Speaker 6 (17:16):
I do think that would be whatever. I think everyone
would be happy.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Whatever gets him on stage. As soon as we find
out who's going to be performing at the super Bowl.
You know, again, the season starts tonight, so we got
a ways for this. But you know, as soon as
we find out, you'll find out more online at one
of five nine the Brute dot Com. All right, coming
up in a little bit, We got tickets to go
to Nitro Circus Off the Rails when it takes over
the Memorial Coliseum in December seven point thirty. Listen for

(17:40):
your chance to win. Also, Laura saw a really word
signed yesterday. I want to know if guys are actually
suffering from what this sign was talking about. We'll talk
about it after litt.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
You're listening to dan Or Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Drew and Laura Bacon and beer. A decade up Debauchery.
It's coming up a week from tomorrow, September twelfth. We'll
be taking over the Elkslide. Jim Milwaukee A. McLaughlin will
be there from six to ten am, broadcasting live. Everybody
who shows up gets free bacon. We get a lot
of it, and so a lot of prizes, a lot
of surprises. A karaoke contest, a metal scream contest. Yeah,

(18:15):
George the tarantula, that's not happening. I'm over the spiders, dude.

Speaker 6 (18:20):
Yeah. It sounds like you don't have a choice though,
because somebody.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
Was said he was going to sneak upon you.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
No, seriously, don't put any spiders on You're not joking?

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Is enough stress doing a show like live on scene
and the whole time you're looking for an attack?

Speaker 6 (18:34):
What are we doing?

Speaker 2 (18:35):
I'm hiring security? Where's Where's us.

Speaker 6 (18:39):
Going to say? No, I was going to say we
could just get Pube boy, he could rescue you.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
I don't want him. I want a security.

Speaker 10 (18:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
He always comes with the detail. He actually showed up
to our vent ones with like four massive dues chill
and they're very cool. They could wreck heads. So anyway,
we'll see you next Friday at Bacon and Beer. A
decade of debauchery. It's all brought to you by Quantum
Fiber Internet. And you know, Ganggang. I don't think that's
their I don't think that's their tagline yet. It's not yet.

Speaker 6 (19:05):
It is nice.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Quantum Fiber Internet Gangang. You see how they feel me.

Speaker 6 (19:09):
I know they're pretty excited about it though, because they
commented on our Instagram post yesterday, Oh yeah, is that
we can't wait to see guys party nice? So I
mean it's gonna be a lot of fun.

Speaker 8 (19:19):
Right.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Ninety seven is our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line. Laura was
driving the other day and I've never seen a sign
like this. I mean I've seen some weird signs, you know,
like I live in here.

Speaker 6 (19:30):
Yeah, Portland's a weird place.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Yeah, Like even in living in Texas grown up, I
remember seeing the signs about a spider outbreak. There was
a brown recluse outbreak, and they'd be signs everywhere sayd
watch your step, and I always thought that.

Speaker 11 (19:40):
Was kind of weird.

Speaker 6 (19:41):
But it's a little scared.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Laura saw a sign the other day that I'm surprised
was even up.

Speaker 6 (19:45):
Yeah. So I wasn't actually driving, I was walking because
it was stapled to like a telephone pole.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
So it's like a like if someone's looking for a band,
but it's something different.

Speaker 6 (19:55):
Yes, yeah, yeah. So the sign that I saw said
are you to circumcised and not happy about it? And
there was like a QR code that you could scan
and it was basically like this circumcision support group. How
I thought they were like joining a lawsuit, Well, not
that I know of, but I mean it's not possibility.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Were you mutilated as a baby your parents, But I mean.

Speaker 6 (20:24):
That's the general idea, right, It's like when you're an infant,
you can't consent to having an actual part of your
body cut off.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
But I just you're also lucky not to remember such
a thing.

Speaker 7 (20:35):
True.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
That was nine.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Also, I've seen some adult films where dudes aren't circumcised,
and I'm glad I went through that because that, you know,
looks like a like a like one of those. So
what are they mad about? What are they called?

Speaker 6 (20:48):
Pronto? But yeah, it's like a horn horn dog? But
I mean what they see what would.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
They be angry about. I don't understand why they're angry.

Speaker 6 (20:59):
Like if you wanted your your foreskin and you just
wanted to be Yeah, so it's like a support group
where you can go.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Is that actually did you go? You should have grabbed
the numbers.

Speaker 9 (21:09):
I didn't.

Speaker 6 (21:10):
I think it was just a QR code, which at
that point I was talking back. Yeah, I mean it's
you are still there. In fact you are, because I mean,
are there guys out there that really need to be
in a support group because they were circumcised? Is actually
a thing.

Speaker 11 (21:22):
And I was.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
Wondering if it is the fact that it happened without
you know, their consent because they were obviously infants, or
are they're angry that doctors did a bad job.

Speaker 6 (21:34):
Because I mean, because I've certainly.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Came out like a spamish helmet or Tom Brady, it
looks like a melting candle.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Hold on, you saw you've seen some botchwins like in person.

Speaker 6 (21:43):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I'm not like terribly like oh
my god, but like definitely like, oh it is. I mean,
and it is. It is kind of a weird thing
when you think about it.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
It's like think about with women and if you've been
with more than one women, they don't look the same
as the next one. They all look different.

Speaker 6 (21:59):
It's like everybody's got a different thing going on.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yeah, to get used to that. I just can't believe
that there's support groups out there. I didn't realize that
that was a thing people were upset about. But I
want to hear from people that kind of understand where
the sign is coming from. And I think maybe six
six four four five five nine.

Speaker 6 (22:16):
I think maybe part of it too, is like it's
kind of the same people in the realm of like
who are going to like trans support groups and things
of that exactly. I think it all kind of falls
into that same.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Do you remember exactly what the sign said?

Speaker 6 (22:32):
I just remember in big bold print it said, are
you circumcised and not happy about it? Grab I'm like
that was the headline.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Oh it had a QRK so actual.

Speaker 6 (22:43):
But there's a website.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
It's to go to the phones. It's Tanner, Jow and
Laura good morning.

Speaker 8 (22:49):
Hey, hey man, So my uh my stepson's baby daddy.
He was circumcised. I was circumcised. Pretty much everybody I
know was circumcised. But he didn't not want his son
to be circumcised because he thinks that's why he has
a small penis, is that he got circumcised.

Speaker 6 (23:09):
Why would that have anything?

Speaker 3 (23:10):
You come from a long line of.

Speaker 8 (23:15):
I think it's the funniest thing. He's like, well, that's
that's why I'm small, because I got circumpansed.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
You because you're small.

Speaker 12 (23:22):
You're just small.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
That wouldn't have that would have changed anything. Well, and
that buddy says that, then you have to tell him like, no, dude.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
But yeah, that's a release.

Speaker 8 (23:35):
Logic as to why he did not want his son
to be circumcised. He didn't want him to have a
small penis.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
No, it just that doesn't that doesn't pen the math
doesn't work, that doesn't not.

Speaker 8 (23:49):
He's not the smartest guy in the world.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
So all right, dude, Well thanks, So you said you're circumcised. Yeah,
I'm I am. Are you be funny?

Speaker 12 (23:57):
Are you Drew?

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Yeah? Everyone is very I think that there's but there
is you've heard about you like where people have don't
have feeling down there because of botched Yeah.

Speaker 6 (24:08):
Yeah, I've heard it's like much more sensitive.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
If you're not all right? Thanks man, appreciate the call.

Speaker 6 (24:12):
But then again, yeah, you have no idea.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
We got some talkback messages coming through our iHeart radio app.
Is uh, is it really a thing where there are
a group of guys that are upset that got circumcised
because apparently there's a group out there, you know, uh
support group.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
I think this is actually a very controversial topic. I
think there's a lot of opinion on this, and it's
a battle between parents, it's a battle between culture. It's
a it's a it's a.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Thing only like less than half of the earth. Oh yeah,
let's listen to some talkback messages we got through their
iHeart radio app.

Speaker 13 (24:46):
I don't know if you could say this on the
radio or not, but I am definitely team Stiffy, I
mean swifty, just saying like, let's go stiffies, I mean swifties.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
I mean I don't know what he's saying we're talking
about and how this is gonna per about it.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
Half accidentally detailed into the topic though, yeah it kind
of did.

Speaker 12 (25:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (25:06):
First I was like, oh, yeah, this is no, it's
not okay.

Speaker 12 (25:09):
All right.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Ninety one nine seven is our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line.
You can also shoot us a toppic message through our
iHeartRadio app. Is this a thing or are people really
upset that they were circumcised and need a support group?
More of your calls coming up in a few minutes. Also,
we still have Nitro circus tickets today. We'll have those
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free it Stanner, Jew and Laura on the Brew You.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Banner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
For the love of sweet Sea Biscuit, Can we stop
with the jet to holiday memes? Nothing beats a jet
to holiday. Nothing beats it jet to you Holiday.

Speaker 6 (25:47):
Shut up right now.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
You can say fifty It's on every single video.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
It's literally literally every other video in my Instagram.

Speaker 6 (25:54):
Yesterday I was sent for to see these. I've seen
maybe like one or two of them.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
I was so frustrated yesterday I open up Instagram. It's
the first video I see. Nothing beats a jet to holiday.
I got frustrated, closed Instagram, opened up TikTok. That was
the first video I saw on TikTok.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
And the sad thing is those things, because you're flooded
with them, ruin everything good. The first five of those
you saw a month ago were hilarious, yes, but now
you're just so exhausted from it.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
And they're putting it on everything like somebody falls down
in a grocery store, dred. That's not what it's supposed
to be meant for. It's like simulating how wild this
is compared to what a jet to holiday would be.

Speaker 6 (26:30):
Like where even like what is that? Even from what
is it?

Speaker 3 (26:33):
It's clearly a well it's clearly a British travel thing
jet two dot com.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Now I will say nothing beats it jet to you holiday.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
Sorry.

Speaker 8 (26:42):
What.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Having a bunch of nephews and nieces in England during
this thing, I heard it more than you could possibly
imagine because every time someone tripped on a curb, but
I had a kid saying jet to holiday, it's just
everything gets ruined.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, you got. We don't have to do the same
thing over and over again. What are you Marvel movie?
Can we be I mean, let's say, stop with the meme?
Can we be original?

Speaker 6 (27:05):
Do we need something that's hilarious? Of course we can't.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
We need something, But then these the algorithms push the song.
You know, it's like a Shaboozi song for a month.
If you used it, you got an extra hundred hits.
It's like, what's going on?

Speaker 5 (27:18):
It's my issue with these trends. Does everyone have to
do it?

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Like?

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Do we just feel in a sense of obligation that, well,
I do have an Instagram account, so I guess I
have to participate in this trend.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
I promise you right now we will never post a
meme with the jet to holiday sound on our Instagram.
Follow us at Tanner, Joe and Laura or at one
of five nine the BRUP.

Speaker 6 (27:36):
I guess I gotta I gotta take that wet to remove.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
What you did this morning? Did you did you really? Okay? Yeah,
We're never gonna do it, right, I can't handle it.
Ninety nine seven that's a McLoughlin Cheverlet text line list
came out listing the top ten best places to retire
in the United States and the top ten worst places
to retire in the United States. Row and a city
in Oregon made one of the lists, one of them,

(28:00):
which is sad because I feel like I feel like
it's going to be a bad list. Is a feeling. Yeah,
we made the bad list. Oh no, we made the
bad list.

Speaker 14 (28:08):
Darn't it.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
I don't know why we're applauding that. You got to
earn that stuff. The top ten best place is to retire. Orlando,
Florida came in at number one for the best holds go. Yeah,
and it's got it.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
I mean they maybe it's the note like the kind
taxes and everything else and other old people to hang with.

Speaker 6 (28:25):
I gotta be honesty, I don't understand that. Like Orlando
is Central Florida. Yeah, so you get all the worst
parts of Florida.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Without the beast and none of the goods.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
I don't think there's a weirder place than Orlando, Florida.
Like you, it's like a parallel universe when you're in Orlando, Right,
it's really weird.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
It is, well, there is. It's at number one for
the best place to retire in the United States. Scottsdale
is at two, Minneapolis is at three, Miami's at four,
Tampa is at five. My Minneapolis to retire yet it's freezing.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
I love the Vikings and all, but just to go
freeze my ass up until time to It's got to
be for like financial reasons, for thirty five grand there's.

Speaker 6 (29:05):
A reason that old people like go to warmer climates
as they age.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
It's becausier on the body, right, So.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
Why would you move to Minneapolis?

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Got to be house like Beef was saying.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
Yeah, when I lived in Arizona in you know, the winter,
I would say, any given parking lot you went to,
a third of the parking lot was Minnesota, license plates
or Wisconsin, like all those people migrated down.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Well, the top ten worst places to retire in the
United States, that's that's the list. Organs on, Ok, you
want to know which of our cities hits that list?
What do you think, Well, the worst place to retire
in Oregon?

Speaker 3 (29:43):
I mean, I'm guessing they're gonna do They're gonna do
Portland dirty.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
No, I think it's going to be something.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
Oh say, what do you think I'm thinking of? Maybe
like a coastal town where there's not a lot of uh,
not a lot of jobs.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Well, Laura hit it on the head. Se organ is
at number nine for the worst places to retire in
the United States. Why though number nine, they say it's
a bunch of things number one for you know, like
they're looking at things like affordability, you know, activities, quality
of life, so the top the healthcare, you know, like.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
Mad and Salem.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Well, we grew up a half hour from Salem.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Let's be honest. Okay, great people in Salem, let's say
that first. But there is nothing to do there is Also,
the prices are not comparable to what you get in
the city. The prices are too high for it being
in mid city. So I don't think it's surprising at all.
If if there was one out of the big five
when you're talking Medford, Bend, Eugene, Portland, and Salem, Salem

(30:47):
is dead last every time on everyone's list.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
I'm guessing yeah, so there.

Speaker 6 (30:52):
I mean, it is more affordable than living in Portland,
though I think it's probably more affordable than living in Minneapolis.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
By the way, I don't know that for sure. But
there were forty five key metrics, including everything from the
cost of living to golf course per capita Orlando and
check believe. Yeah, and to share the population ages of
sixty five and older. And that's the other thing.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Let me take a step off the gas on Salem.
Maybe not as many elderly to hang out, bingo halls
are a little barren maybe yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Yeah, Well there it is Salem at number nine on
the list for the worst places to retire.

Speaker 6 (31:28):
I feel like out of those, out of the top ten,
I'm probably going to end up in a Scottsdale type
of situation.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Scott It looks nice, expensive, is it? But the guys
when I got off the plane in Phoenix at like
eight thirty pm, they're all local.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Weather is one hundred and nine degrees now it's a
dry heat, but one hundred and nine at night.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
No.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
In September, transil is just all over the place. Don't
they do have Transla migration there?

Speaker 5 (31:55):
House got all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
You just leave the door open and let them in there.

Speaker 12 (32:00):
All right.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Coming up in a few minutes. Tickets to go to
Nitro Circus off the rails when it takes over the
Memorial Coliseum in December. We're gonna play the Rotten tomatoes
game for your chance to win, and we'll do that
here in less than ten minutes. It's one of five
nine the Brew Tanner, Drew and Laura. We're commercial free.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
You're listening to Er Drew and Laura Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Bacon and Beer is coming up next Friday morning, September twelfth.
We'll be taking over Elk's Lodge in Milwaukee. That's on McLoughlin.
Everyone who shows up gets free bacon, and we got
four different flavors of bacon, a choose from a lot
of prizes, a lot of surprises. Yeah, we've got a
karaoke contest, a metal scream contest, a lot of action.

(32:45):
Very excited. So it's a decade of debauchery. We've reached
the ten year mark with Bacon and Beer, and we
think everyone who's come to these things over the years
to make them so successful and you know, allowed us
to keep doing them, and so let's celebrate. Let's get
weird next Friday at LS Lodge. And if you haven't been,
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so check it out. There's a reason that they go

(33:07):
on because they're a great time.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
It's always a good time.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
And if you're in Gladstone or Milwaukee or Oregon City
in that area, this is a and if you've never
been to one, this is a perfect time for you
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one of five nine the brew dot Com. Alright, it's
time for the Rotten Tomatoes game. Gonna read off some movies.

(33:33):
You're just gonna have to tell us which movie is
rated higher on Rotten Tomatoes. Let's go to the phones.
Calling from Gaston. Her name is Jennifer. Good morning, good morning,
good morning, doing well, Jennifer, are you headed to work?

Speaker 6 (33:51):
Heading back to work?

Speaker 10 (33:52):
My mouse is on the mouse mover. I take my
son to the bus stop.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Your mouse is on the mouse mover, so you can
just simulate that while you drop your kid off.

Speaker 6 (34:02):
Oh yeah, yep, amazing, all day, all the time.

Speaker 11 (34:05):
It only worked.

Speaker 10 (34:06):
Probably five hours a day out of eight.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
And that's because of the little little device what's it called?
With the program?

Speaker 4 (34:13):
I have not Oh she doesn't know the governments, all right, well,
she's got that mouse program that that people have been
using to make it look like they're still working when
they're not.

Speaker 6 (34:26):
Well, you know, no shame.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Gotta do what you gotta do, all right, Jennifer, you
know how to play this game? Correct?

Speaker 6 (34:33):
Yes, I've heard you guys play.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
All right, what's the last movie you watched?

Speaker 10 (34:39):
Actually, I'm in the middle of watching Escape Room.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah, she's watching with the mouse mover going right now.

Speaker 10 (34:46):
No, he started it last night.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
All right, Well, this is this could be an easy game,
more difficult game. I'm not sure. We're going to read
off a handful of movies. You got to tell us
which ones rated higher and Rotten Tomatoes, and you got
to get three out of five to win. Are you ready?
All right, I'm just gonna go ahead and soup. She's ready.
You can take that as a yes. All right, Jennifer.
What movies rated higher on rot Tomatoes? Boondock Saints or

(35:10):
Smoking Aces?

Speaker 10 (35:15):
Smoking Aces?

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Smoking Aces rated higher on Rotten Tomatoes?

Speaker 6 (35:19):
Hey, not by much.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Our boy, Jeremy Piven. Yeah, that's only got a thirty
one percent, and that one would would have happened to boone.
Boondock Saints is a twenty six percent, and I think
that's crazy. That's criminal.

Speaker 6 (35:30):
If I recall the Popcorn Meter, the audience scores much higher.

Speaker 8 (35:34):
It got.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
I think it's ninety one percent because it's a cult classic.

Speaker 12 (35:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
I think Boon Dock Saints is great. First one was amazing.
It's time. It's twenty five years old. The sequels garbage,
but you know, the person's good. Trash in the same
sequel is garbage, all right, Jennifer. What movies rated higher
and Rotten Tomatoes? Anchorman or Dodgeball?

Speaker 7 (35:56):
Oh man, that's a hard one.

Speaker 8 (36:00):
Let's see.

Speaker 7 (36:02):
Oh my go Anchorman?

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Is Anchorman rated higher? No, Dodgeball is good. I'm not
gonna ding die. You gotta the five d's Dip dive, dodge,
dip and die. I can't them, I think anyway, Yeah,
that's really good. Anchorman's only got a sixty six percent
on Rot Tomatoes, which I think is crazy. Dodgeball has
a seventy two percent.

Speaker 6 (36:23):
You can dodge wrench, you can dodge a ball.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Critics don't always get funny.

Speaker 6 (36:27):
Yeah, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
One in one one movie is rated higher and Ron Tomatoes, Jennifer,
Deadpool or X Men.

Speaker 9 (36:35):
Oh, I'm gonna to go Deadpool all the way.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Yeah, yeah, not by much either. Deadpool's eighty five percent,
X Men eighty two percent. Get some two and one. Oh,
here's some good movies. What movies rated higher, Jennifer, Saturday
Night Fever or Dirty Dancing?

Speaker 9 (36:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (36:54):
I think dirty dance is more just like for girls.

Speaker 10 (36:56):
So let's go Sturday Night Fever.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Good call, that's it. Yeah, Saturday Night Fever's got an
eighty two percent. Dirty Dancing only seventy two percent. Surprises me.
My mom loved that movie when we were a kid.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
Don't touch my hair.

Speaker 10 (37:15):
We all pause that frame with Patrick Swayzey getting out
of that don't joke me.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Oh does he show like the little peen in there?
I don't know about that. I think it's just his
sexy body. Oh is it just his body? Or is
it actually already show his wien Because Bruce Willis, there's
a little bit of pen and pulp fiction of Bruce Willis.

Speaker 6 (37:31):
A little Bruce Willis pan.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Yeah, it's employee, he said when he's in the hotel
room with his with that that cool who likes blueberry pancakes,
whose motorcycle.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
Is nice screensaver on my phone.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Bruce Willis has been Uh yeah, okay, Laura's locked in.
It's like I can't do the rest of the show.
All right, hang on the phone, Jennifer. You're going to
Nitro Circus, which is taking over the Motor Center in
December or sorry, mortal call seem all right? Same corridor,
you'll find it, same parking lot. Your fine, all right,
So we'll have more tickets coming up tomorrow. I want
to play you this colliporal fast. You guys know I

(38:05):
love weird preacher stuff, right yeah. I love church fails
where they maybe slip up and curse on accident or
the other the day that guy talking about cocaine, their
actual personality slips in. Not that I'd ever do cocaine,
but uh righty. This guy is just begging for cash,
and he's asking for every person in his uh in
his church to donate a lot of money. See that's

(38:28):
the part that's tough for me. It's like when they
really put the screws on the families. Yeah, listen, listen
to listen.

Speaker 9 (38:35):
To everybody say day of giving.

Speaker 14 (38:40):
And in the day of Giving, unlike our sacrificial Sunday,
I'm asking everyone to give a particular amount, and that
amount is one thousand dollars, but we've changed it from
just day of giving the day of giving plus one.

Speaker 9 (38:59):
What that means is that we want you, as a
member of Perfecting Church, to sow one thousand dollars.

Speaker 14 (39:08):
But then we want you to get under the burden
and ask your co workers, businesses in your community, people
that you do work with, your.

Speaker 9 (39:16):
Family, your friends, tell them to give, and we want you.

Speaker 14 (39:25):
To come with your thousand dollars plus another thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Wow, that's it. Daddy needs a new range. Run extra
thousand dollars. Do a lot of families just have two
grand liquid to just throw around? I mean that is
just for this week before we get back to sacrificial Sunday.
I mean, if you love the Lord, it just blows
my mind that you like they think they can put
like it's just a pretty piano behind it and they're begging,

(39:52):
is okay?

Speaker 5 (39:53):
Yes I spoke soft.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Yeah, it speak soft. It's just like panhandling. But you're
in a church. If you don't want want to burn.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
In a fiery pit of hell, and you want to
you want to leave up on a cuddly heaven space.
Just dig down into the depths of your kid's college fund,
get to the bottom of the food budget, grab everything
you got and throw it.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
In that basket. If you don't want to be alone
in hades, amen, call upon it and fill the bucket.
Heel that bucket. Fill the bucket in a little bit
of buckets look a little empty? Turnal?

Speaker 15 (40:27):
Damn?

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Did I remind you that it's gonna be hot down there.
It's gonna be a fiery devil rash on the inside
of your thighs.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
The guilt trips that they give people, you know a lot,
that's what they're doing. They guild trip you into giving money.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
That you don't have.

Speaker 6 (40:42):
I was thinking about it too, Like when I was younger,
it was always you tie the ten percent, which is
a pretty it's already a pretty decent amount of what
you make every paycheck, ten percent, one thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Honestly, if you gave ten out of a lot of people,
they would not survive, right ten.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Of your life. And these preachers fly around on jets, Yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Not a care in the world, praying over buckets of
your wishes, not yours in particular.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Yeah, Kenneth Copeland is one of the worst ones. And
that other guy is Kenneth Copland's like a bigger dude
who honest honestly kind of looks like the guy that
they portrayed Daddy from I was gonna.

Speaker 6 (41:23):
Say that clip felt very righteous Gemstones.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Kenneth Copeland is and he's the wind and water guy, right,
And this guy is.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
Like basically encouraging if you don't have the money, like
maybe you just sell your card and give us the money.
You don't have that, uh you know, maybe you could
just go, I don't know, take somebody's identity. Just whatever
you do, show up here next week two can't.

Speaker 6 (41:44):
Yeah, because God will provide.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
From shoving Californian.

Speaker 7 (42:04):
Phone World the World.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Caff Copeland was so metal kind of yeah, that kind
of slacks.

Speaker 6 (42:30):
It sounds like there's three people in the congregation, so
I think it is.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
It's daring COVID. So everything was shut down. They were
just streaming on the internet.

Speaker 6 (42:38):
God.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
The rumors that he has between three and seven hundred million.

Speaker 6 (42:43):
Dollars, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, even if it's.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
The low end, even if you have three hundred million
and sleep people in his congregation starving it's a little
easier to stack when it's tax free money. Oh yeah,
you know we're taxing is all just cash. Hallelujah and
hallelujah for you know, man, it ain't cheap getting into
the big Get a hellelujah. All right, more of your calls,
talkbacks and text messages coming up.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
You're listening to Dan or Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Time for the Big Story where we go around the
room sharing what we think the biggest stories of the
day are. Or you want to kick it off, sure.

Speaker 6 (43:19):
If you are somebody who likes to go see the
swifts go into their little chimney at Chapman Elementary School
in northwest Portland. Last year they kind of disappeared. I
went to see him in twenty twenty three, I guess
it was, and there were thousands of vapele there sitting
in the park just waiting to watch these birds fly

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into a chimney. But they were kind of nowhere to
be found. Last year they were scattered like a Holy
Trinity Greek Orthodox Cathedral and a few other chimneys in town,
but none as large as the gathering that used to
happen at Chapman Elementary School Bird Alliance of Oregons is
the swift habits can change suddenly, making this year's Swift

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Watch a little unpredictable.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
People You people flooded the area and freaked them out.

Speaker 6 (44:08):
Well, and it couldn't have been that because there was
always like a hawk that like stood on the chimney
and they would just like pick off the swifts if
they as they were like flying into the chimney. So
I don't know, but if you're looking for the swifts
this year, they might might be hard fun. So just
keep an eye out.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Well maybe if they're sparse for a while, the crowds
will dry die down. You might actually get to see
the thing that's true. Go out there and just you know,
get some buckshots, do.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
A little bit of hunting.

Speaker 12 (44:36):
Boom.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Laura's not having the big story to me. If you're
not happy now, Laura, you're gonna be extra not happy.
And same with you, Tanner, because this is a bummer.
Palell's Books is laying off employees. Eighteen of them is
the total cut, with cuts happening in July and August
and then again this week. A company spokesperson says that
most of the positions were management and business opera. But

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the community members are voicing a serious concern, saying that
this bookstore is a cultural staple and vital to Portland's identity.
Now this is all part of the move away from
books and things going digital. So I hope that it's
not a thing.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
But that scares me when they cut that many people,
because I don't know. If you go to Pals Books now,
the line sometimes is so damn long. I was there
on a Saturday. It's a couple of weeks ago, and
it was the one in Beaverton and the line went
it went almost outside of the store into the mall area. Yeah,
but instead it wrapped around. But it could have gone
into the mall area. So it wrapped around, but it
was there. It must have. It must have been a

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thirty minute wait. Well, yeah, it's gonna only get worse.

Speaker 6 (45:40):
And like you said, I mean, it's a it's a staple.
It's a huge tourist attraction. It is.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
But so do they still have there's Pals in the
next door is where they store all the books they had,
like that big deposit.

Speaker 6 (45:51):
They have their warehouses in like slap Town. It's in
northwest Portland, Okay.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Well, wherever those things are that that costs money to
store all that, So I hope pals can pivot.

Speaker 8 (46:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
I can smell it right now in my head.

Speaker 6 (46:04):
I can smell pal books and coffee. I want to
poop every time I walk in there.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
I think the big story of the day is open
open ai and Meta are adjusting features for teens, which
is probably a good idea. You know, I just saw
meme this morning that said, can you imagine graduating without
chat GPT? Oh my god. Yeah, they're gonna be They're
gonna be alliterate. Yeah, that's that's what's scary. So it
looks like open ai and Meta will adjust their chatbot

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features to better respond to teens in crisis. According to
an open ai blog post, the tech company recently introduced
a real time router that can choose between efficient chat
models and reasoning models based on the conversation's context. The
new measures come after a sixteen year old in California
died by suicide after conversing with open AI's chat GPT.

Speaker 6 (46:53):
It's not a not a replacement for friends and socialization.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
But people are using it, Like I remember Sam Alton
and the guy who runs open AI and I you know,
we see all the data, and kids are talking to
this thing and using it as a friend instead of
real people because it it's awesome. I use chat GPT
every once in a while and it's it's.

Speaker 6 (47:11):
Cool it talk to you peruse it the right way.
But it's also sketchy.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Yeah, just hold on to a couple of friends as
well and everything will be free.

Speaker 6 (47:20):
Thank go outside. Touched some grass?

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Now you're asking ask your too much? All the way
outside both feet. More of those stories online at one
of five nine in the brew dot com. Coming up next,
we want to know have you ever botched a job interview?

Speaker 6 (47:33):
Whoops?

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Maybe you're a little nervous every time you open your mouth,
you just put your foot in it. Your calls after
twisted sister on the Brew and Laura, Hey, have you
ever botched a job interview? Like? Maybe you were so
nervous for the job interview that you you panic sweat
through the entire thing, which is what I did. Luckily

(47:54):
I had already gotten the job, but it was my
first day here when I came back in twenty fourteen,
I guess, and I remember I had a meeting with
our boss, Mark Adams at the time, and I was
so nervous because like this guy, Mark Adams is like
a big you know, he now programs one hundred New
York like he's a big program the biggest stuff. And

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I love this dude. And I was just really nervous
and I just broke out into a panic sweat. Luckily
I already had the job, but if I didn't, I
think he would have thought I was a crackhead or something.
And out of here with drawing in my office. I
was just nervous. And also his office was a thousand degrees.
It's very hot, super hot. And anyway, I didn't totally

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lose the job, but I'm sure I set myself back
a couple of months of that.

Speaker 6 (48:38):
Yeah, you made a lasting impression, but.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Now that you mention it, I kind of I kind
of put a sour taste as well. I wouldn't say
it's all my fault. But when I came to interview here,
if you remember, I went and I had to do
like a radio try out, and then I had to
go meet with the GM and then afterwards I thought
that conversation went pretty well, and I went down to
the parking lot and my car had been towed. I
had to go back to the same man who had

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just like thought I might be responsible and asked him
to find my car that I had gotten towed out
of the parking lot.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
And I have to pay for it, and it cost
the company like hundreds of dollars. I didn't even work here.
He's already costing the company money.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Now, granted, someone could have told me they used parking passes,
but at the same time, at that time was not happening.

Speaker 6 (49:19):
They should have told you to park and cast park.

Speaker 12 (49:20):
Well, no, they were.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
They were parking Nazis that I started here. It was
very seriously moderate, the worst of the worst. He just
rocked me immediately. Yeah, Like the toe guy would come
through about once an hour and if you were parked,
if you didn't have the right tag, he would just
take your car. He was so into it that when
I got down there, that guy was waiting for me.
So I wanted to ride to the toe lot. I'm like,
this is a one stop shop. I mean, I already

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got your car on the back. It is mine until
you pay for it. Have you ever botched a job interview?
Maybe every time you opened your mouth you just said
stupid things. I obviously do that every day, so same
we get paid to do that.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
But when you know, when you get a little panicked,
you're like, oh, I'm just gonna tell him this quick story,
and you start getting into it, You're like, the.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Aren't next thing?

Speaker 8 (50:00):
You know?

Speaker 2 (50:01):
You're rambling? Yeah, but o god, I am a rambler.
When I get nervous.

Speaker 6 (50:06):
I believe that about you.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
I ramble, Well, so do you?

Speaker 6 (50:09):
Honestly, for sure, I think we all do it.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
I can always tell when Lura is a little nervous
because she does this voice and like a half joking
and her she's really lanky, and her arms become like
a puppet very much.

Speaker 6 (50:22):
I use my hands a lot, and I just like
can't stop moving, and people are like, are you good?

Speaker 2 (50:26):
I'm like, I still look like that kid in the
improv class. All right, there's over movement here, beef water.
Have you ever watched a job interview?

Speaker 5 (50:32):
I have never failed one in like in the moment,
I know, show to one's you know you still it
was just a lack of lack of confidence.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
You know.

Speaker 5 (50:44):
I was just a regular dude. I was trying to
get into this glorious business and raiding myself up. Yeah,
line myself up an interview for an internship. And then
I was like, you know what, why go They're not
going to hire you anyway, So.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
That's not as honestly I believe that because you're still
like that.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
Yeah, like I didn't. It didn't make sense, and so
the flow and behold ran ran into the guy in
the wild.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Uh and like a week later, right in front of
a mister formal too, I mean, you got to put
a time stamp.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
So he went up to him and then went, I've
introduced myself, apologized for the no show, and uh, he
gave me a little bit of a bad time and
then reschedule it for the following week. Nailed it. Everything
is uh, rolled on.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Since get that and the rest is history. Hopefully that
teaches you lesson stopp being a little bitch. He walked
back to his car three times before that interview.

Speaker 5 (51:30):
Not out of here, dude, it's all it's all true.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Well, the thing is, it's all on your head. You
wanted to you were capable the whole time.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
I crushed it.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Have you ever watched an interview before? Eight six, six, four, four, five,
one oh five nine is the phone number. You can
shoot us a talk back message through our iHeartRadio app
just downloaded for your cell phone, or a text message
through our McLoughlin Cheverlet text line at nine eight one seven.
This one says, I don't I can't read that on

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the air. A lot of people send some some Maggie stuff.

Speaker 6 (52:05):
Why regarding this topic?

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Yeah, way this one. Have you ever blown one? Laura
an interview?

Speaker 6 (52:14):
I'm glad you clarified, Drewe.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:17):
When I was first starting in radio, and this was
like right after I was told by a consultant who
I believe still works for this company that I would
never get a job in radio because that's how bad
I was.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
That is are you yeah? Yeah? Who says that, Yeah,
that is a dick move. Yeah, So, I mean it
wasn't wrong, but I'm just.

Speaker 6 (52:37):
Saying, yeah, I mean here, I am so beautiful.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
I think it's insane because I think Laura is one
of the most you know, because she just does she does.
Doesn't do just this show. Like Laura's on the air
in Los Angeles, She's on the air in Dallas, Detroit.

Speaker 6 (52:51):
Are you Chicago, just keep going, just keeping I've never
done Chicago.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
We only hang with highly talent starting next week in Shaboygan, Wisconsin.

Speaker 12 (52:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
But the guy who I think that's so hilarious, the
guy who told her she'd never be in radio. Now
she's in the second biggest market in the country. Yeah, well,
so that guy can eat curb. It's like my teacher
who told me I'd never get anywhere talking so much.
And look at you now, I wish I knew miss
Limbo's first name.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
It's the very reason you don't talk to people like that,
because you don't know what somebody's going to become.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
They might be green right now, but that nobody gave
him a chance. Yeah, let's go to line one. It's
Tanner Jew and Laura. Good morning. You ever bought a
job interview?

Speaker 12 (53:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (53:25):
I did.

Speaker 10 (53:25):
Actually when I just got out of college. I was
applying to be a police officer, and there's took me
back to the area where.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
You just you just put us on speaker like her grandma,
take us off speaker. Ray, that's much better.

Speaker 6 (53:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (53:42):
Yeah, anyway, okay, so anyways, I got walked back to
the board interview for the police job, and they said, hey,
it is important that you that you can notice things
she's like, what was the woman wearing to walk your
back here? And I think they wanted me to say
that I would just than I couldn't tell him. But anyways,
I just kind of made up something and I said, oh,

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she was wearing this and that, and then when she
came back to get me, she was definitely not wearing that.
And they're like, okay, so and.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
That that was a hard pass right there.

Speaker 6 (54:13):
Yeah, he's not the most observant, and I.

Speaker 10 (54:15):
Think I think that they just wanted to say, you
know what, honestly, I don't know what she was wearing
instead of trying.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Yeah, because I think it's better to be honest, Like
I've talked to bosses, and it's best to say, listen,
I don't know, but I'll figure it out or I
can learn, you know, and not to sit there and
pretend like you do know, because they always know that
you're bs and you know what I mean, like me
to just be honest.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
And I think it's even more intense when you're a cop,
because it's like, Okay, what did the suspect look like?
He's a five foot seven Caucasian. Nine's a six foot
five black guy.

Speaker 6 (54:45):
But that's fine, Yeah, you can't just be making you
can't just come up with whatever you want.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
And regardless of that, that was the way off too,
regardless of the occupation, Like when you get hired, you
still have to show up and do the job, you
know what I mean. So like if you don't know
how to do it, you're going to to be in
a pickle from the first day.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Did you ever end up becoming a cop?

Speaker 8 (55:04):
I didn't know.

Speaker 10 (55:05):
It was actually at a weird time too, where like
being a cop wasn't going to be such a good
job anymore. So I'm actually glad I didn't get that job.

Speaker 6 (55:11):
Wow, all right, Yeah, but you went to sing in discuss.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
You went through the police training and everything and just
didn't get just didn't get in.

Speaker 10 (55:18):
No, No, that was like writing the interview process. I
did get in another agency. You get really close. But
I didn't get that one either, And I was like,
you know what, I'm not going to be a cop.
There's a reason.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Ye, Well it sounds like you were going to be
a bad cop anyway, just making things up, so maybe
it's a good thing.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did see him. He he went
that way.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Yeah, and it's a stressful gig, so maybe it's a
blessing in disguise. Thanks Bro, appreciate your coute. We have
some text messages coming in on a McLoughlin Chevrolet text line.
Have you ever botched a job interview? This one from
thirty one oh three says Antique Brian here. I botched
a job interview for CD World and Eugene I was
very nervous and desperate for a job. They asked me

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the name of the Beatles, the names of the Beatles,
and I'm like John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and
uh Roscoe.

Speaker 6 (56:03):
Star Roscoe Rosco.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
I know that's wrong, but it's something like that. And
uh anyway, didn't get the job.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Okayed, world bombs right now some two thousands kid, what
Ringo's name is?

Speaker 2 (56:17):
And you're not getting the gig? You belong a world?

Speaker 6 (56:21):
Yeah, you got George Harrison. And you know who remembers that, well,
George Harrison is the best Beatle. No he is not,
he is.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
It's Paul McCartney and everyone knows.

Speaker 6 (56:30):
Okay, as long as you don't say John Lennon.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Laura, we've had enough of your I mean, he already
knocked credence off the air earlier.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Just stop did do that?

Speaker 6 (56:37):
I hate CCR all right, it's.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Controversial text line. Have you ever watched a job interview?

Speaker 7 (56:49):
And now Bruce Sport here's drew.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
A wild story involving the Florida State University football freshman
Ethan Pritchard, who was shot well taking.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
A family member home from a party.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
Now, this was like a family party where dad went
to go take a sister home, and he went to
go take another family member home and shots rang out,
ended up getting shot. He's in stable condition at a
Tallahassee hospital, but his dad saying today that he was
actually shot in the back of the head.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
Oh so lucky to be alive.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
And these random shootings, and I mean, it seems like
it was just somebody popping off.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
I don't know if it was like.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Gang initiation type behavior or what, but to have that
type of reckless behavior where you just shoot without concern
for others. Hopefully they're able to track that person down.
But Ethan doing better this morning as the family gathers
to nurse him back to health. Tonight, the Philadelphia Eagles
will be trying to defend their championship. Of course, they

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are the Super Bowl champs and they'll take on the
Dallas Cowboys this evening. Now, this game is also going
to be the unveiling of the banners, and Nick Sirianni,
their head coach, said, and I don't know if this
is true that he didn't know, but he says, I
didn't know we were doing the banners tonight. The team
will not be out there for that because he calls

(58:15):
it a distraction and kind of you sitting there being
like remember us from last year when we.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Have a job to do this year. It's kind of
a Belichicky type of a move. But when you are
the champs, it is so rare to go back to
back that you do need to be unconventional. Tonight an
eight and a half point dog, the Dallas Cowboys are.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Can they keep it close early against the Eagles? We
will find out on NBC and Peacock this evening at
five twenty. Can't believe it's here. Pinch me NFL season baby,
there's your sports.

Speaker 7 (58:45):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Much more on those stories at one of five nine
in the Brune dot Com. Coming up next, we want
to know have you ever botched a job? Interview? Maybe
every time you open your mouth. You said something stupid,
and this guy's like, I'm hiring this kid, he's an idiot.
Maybe you panic sweat through your interview like I did,
what what'd you do? How'd you batch the interview? Age
six six four four five one oh five nine, Or

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you can shoot us a text message on our McLoughlin
Chevrolet text line at nine eight one nine seven. It's Tanner,
Drew and Laura on the brew.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 7 (59:17):
Tanner Drew and.

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karaoke contest between everyone on the show. We've got a
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and it's gonna be a good opportunity to showcase the
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(01:00:02):
O five nine the brew dot Com. All right, we
want to know this morning. Have you ever botched a
job interview?

Speaker 12 (01:00:08):
H Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
I was talking to a friend the other day and
he was just saying that he botched an interview and
he ended up getting the job, but for like a
week and a half he thought he didn't. So he
was like, dude, I watched it. They haven't called me yet.

Speaker 6 (01:00:19):
Yeah, that's that's never a good feeling.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
But they he ended up getting the job. But you know,
maybe you opened up your mouth and you said something
you shouldn't have said, or you try to make a
joke and ended up offending somebody.

Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
I doubt it's always. It sucks too when you say something,
or like you hang up the phone after an interview
and you just know you're like, yeah, not getting that job.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Yeah it's disappointing, but yeah, it does happen. So we
want to know how how did you screw it up,
you can shoot us a talk back through our iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 9 (01:00:49):
Good Morning Brew Crew, Bald Trucker here.

Speaker 10 (01:00:51):
I definitely botched my first trucking interview.

Speaker 16 (01:00:53):
The actual application online itself said they only wanted the
last three years of employment history, but the impression they
wanted more like at the interview because they were asking, hey, well.

Speaker 9 (01:01:03):
What did you do before that? And the impression was
kind of just like, well, why didn't you put that
on your application?

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
You know?

Speaker 9 (01:01:09):
But in my head, I'm just like, dude, they were
only asking for the last three years, So it is
what it is. It took the l bing bong.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
More talk facts of the app more and Burg Crew.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
This is big John. I thought I bought a job
interview one time.

Speaker 16 (01:01:28):
I accidentally shook the interviewer's hand too hard because it
was nervous, and I crushed their hand so much where
it actually broke their hand, and that I thought I
messed that up. But I actually got the job and
I'm still working for them today.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
I mean, the guy does have banana fingers.

Speaker 6 (01:01:50):
Honestly, break a dude's hands.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
You have seen his hands. Does that even seem far fetched?
You tell me?

Speaker 6 (01:01:56):
But like, how would you you broke fingers?

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Yeah, there's no way he got the job after breaking it.
I watched him smash a hamburger like it was in
a vice.

Speaker 6 (01:02:05):
I mean, like, God, how nervous do you have to
be to actually break bones?

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
If somebody thought so nervous, dude does not know his
own strength.

Speaker 6 (01:02:16):
All right, dude, you're hired.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
God, here's some more talk facks with you. One of
my favorite things I've said to every job I've ever gotten,
which is quite a few, actually, is that I can
do anything you can teach me to do. All right,
that's probably a good thing to say, just regardless if
it's true or not. And man, if I don't know,
I'll learn. Yeah, I'm definitely no fire till you.

Speaker 6 (01:02:37):
I can't fake it till you make it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Baby, Exactly how did you botch a job interview? We
got some text messages coming in on our McLoughlin Chevrolet
text line at nine seven. This text comes to us
from ninety seventeen and says, I had I had gotten
through the interview in hiring process and did my drug test.
They called me and said they found a small amount
of opioids in my results. I took them. I told

(01:03:00):
him I took a muscle relaxer from my back, and
they asked me for my prescription, but my friend gave
it to me and I lost the job.

Speaker 6 (01:03:06):
I had a friend. I think I told this story
on the air. I had a friend who did a
similar thing where he had taken an adderall yeah, and
then he got drug tested and aphetamines showed up in.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
His Yeah, in the pest and with the guy who
just texted us too. A muscle relaxer is not an opiate.
So when you tell them you took a muscle relaxer,
they're like, so two things.

Speaker 6 (01:03:27):
Yeah, right, Like that's not the answer we were looking for.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Twenty four sent a texted and said, when I was
in high school, I went to McDonald's to get a job,
thinking they would hire anyone. I was such a tool
and totally bombed the interview. Didn't get the job, so
I went across the street and grew up a little
bit and I went to work for a pizza place.

Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
Well, heay, better situation maybe toss and pie.

Speaker 11 (01:03:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Thirty forty nine said left handed misfit Here. I had
an interview with a bank while we were waiting for
the higher ups to join the interview. I was asked
what kind of books or movie I liked. I had
a great conversation about vampires and werewolves, et cetera. Then
I didn't get the job. Oh there I go. So
she's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
And that's so dumb, Like, yeah, you're into fantasy reading
or like, you know, wear wolves, and that's going to
keep you from being able to do the gig.

Speaker 6 (01:04:16):
I probably wasn't ask Yeah, maybe that didn't have anything.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Yeah you could.

Speaker 6 (01:04:19):
She didn't get highed.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
I could have been the resume nine nine said I've
wore my shirt inside out for a job interview and
I did not get the gig. Well was it? Did
you do it on an accident?

Speaker 6 (01:04:28):
I'm sure in an accident.

Speaker 5 (01:04:31):
This guy's I feel like you cannot put together whatsoever.

Speaker 6 (01:04:34):
Yeah, you can't even be trusted to put his shirt on.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Yeah, I mean yeah, when you can't put your clothes
on correctly, that's a good indication you're not going to
get at your job, right. I bet you that's not
during a job interview. I bet you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
A big part of it is when you're the boss.
They walk in and what they're wearing says a lot
about him. Not style, but clean pressed or whatever inside out.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
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Speaker 12 (01:05:01):
Hey guys, A long time ago, I was going for
an electrical apprenticeship. My uncle said, you'd get me in
no problems. I was gonna go in with his company.
I went in for the interview with the union. They
asked me a bunch of questions about all these different
types of wires. I had no idea what any of
them were. I just stood up, said sorry for wasting

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your time and left.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Oh yeah, and you with the family member, you probably
would have still got it. But it's like, I'm broken here.
That's made me feel stupid, and I'm leaving beef water,
beef tenderloin, yes, sir, beef for RONI. Hi, you are
the guy who hires like the street team people here.

Speaker 5 (01:05:41):
Well, I, Susan would be the one who technically hires everybody.
We sit on on the interviews together.

Speaker 8 (01:05:46):
Though.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
All right, so you've seen it as anybody in there
just said something, You're like, oh my god, I'm not
hiring this person.

Speaker 5 (01:05:52):
No, it's the problem is I feel like with the
younger folks these days is they don't say very much
at all. You know, everybody's real closed in. The answers
are real short, not a lot of information, and you're
you're pulling teeth the whole time. So it's a yeah,
it's a strange thing.

Speaker 6 (01:06:10):
Whatever I sat in on interviews, it always blew my
mind when people didn't really know what we did, or
like they couldn't name the radio stations in the cluster
or something, you know what I mean. It's like you're
completely unprepared.

Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
I feel like that's every person we've interviewed now.

Speaker 6 (01:06:27):
I don't crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
I don't know if you deal with this now, with
the way people are now. But when we would be
looking for street teamers back in the day, when I
first got into the industry, they would present their schedules.
So it's like I want the job, but I'm only
available X y Z, Like that's that's part of the
there forward.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Like I'm Sarah and I'm unavailable, right, I.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
Also need thirty five an hour to start, and we
need to negotiate almost immediately for more. And yeah, I
only work every other Saturday.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
And what's the pattern for growth for me into management, ma'am?
You're gonna stack Coca cola and Akiya.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Yeah, thirty one cent A text in and said I
passed a job interview at Leschwab, but failed the drug
test because I had cocaine in my system from the
night before. Oh but his tires were the fastest tires.
But they had already made up shirts with my name
patches on them. Oh, so did you get to keep
the shirt? I think you got to keep the shirt,
but maybe you can give the job and maybe they

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kept the shirt and we got to hire a sean.
And too bad for him because it's such a short
term drug in the system.

Speaker 6 (01:07:28):
He had to do it the night before. Did you
do it the night before?

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
That's on you, bro, Yeah, I think it's Honestly, Leshwab
made a good decision here. I didn't hire the guy
who was strung out on cocaine. Man whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:07:38):
You've never seen a guy change a tire faster though it's.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
True this guy said he screwed up their job or
it was a gal they screwed up their job. Interview
with food poisoning, I had to get I started to
get hot flashes during an interview that for Build a
Bear and ended up throwing up twice. The interview ended,
and it went The interview ended early, and I went
home super sick. I had food poisoning.

Speaker 6 (01:08:01):
Oh yeah, I feel like you should at least get
a second try, because that's not your fault.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
But they they're probably thinking what is actually wrong with them? Kids?
Hung over?

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
Yeah, they got issues if you if they're not, I mean,
it's one thing you already work there. And then I go, well,
Tommy's got a belly egg. Yeah, you show up with one.
You know, I haven't been in a job interview for
so long that I'd probably screwed it nervous.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
And screwed up for it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:23):
And I hate interview questions. What are your strengths and weaknesses?
I think I would be a terrible interview now.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
I don't go into interviews like that, right, I treat
an interview like it's just a conversation. Like when you
first start going out to get a job, well, you're
like dependent on getting that job, like it's a make
or break situation. And then you get to a point
where it's not necessarily a make or break situation. I'm
gonna go, I'm gonna feel it out. I'm also interviewing
you a little bit, you know what I mean. I
want to know if maybe this is the place I

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want to work out, how are you going to treat me.
That's a good way to look at it, and it
is a good way to look at it. I never
look at it like, yeah, I don't know. I always
walking nervous mushmouth. Yeah, word solid.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
And the last time I had an interview, at the
follow up interview and after they towed my car at
that point, you're like, you're out of a job. So
like beer o' clock's like four o'clock or like nine o'clock,
and they're all, hey, how's a three point thirty interview?

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
You're like, Okay, definitely need to have like a day
or two off the sauce.

Speaker 5 (01:09:20):
Okay, we're gonna go ahead and scrub second nap off
the list today.

Speaker 11 (01:09:24):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Let me call my boss who interviewed me years ago.

Speaker 6 (01:09:30):
Uh, Like, I'm sure he's interviewed a million.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
Which one are you choosing? Chris? I just remember him
being forced and forced into having me. Yeah yeah, I
think I told him like, dude, I'm not doing the
show without Drew.

Speaker 9 (01:09:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
Well I already worked there, I know, but like, he
just didn't hire me on the air. On the air,
you were just you were just a banner boy. Then
that was the banner boy, the award and banner boy
nights and weekends.

Speaker 6 (01:10:01):
I have been forwarded to avoid them to read it's
not available. Please record your message. When you have finished recording.

Speaker 12 (01:10:09):
You may hang up.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Hey, bro, just want to say hi. Now you're a
bit Oh my god, he's not our boss anymore. Such fine, Yeah,
that's true.

Speaker 6 (01:10:19):
He's like, if I had to hire you again today,
I would probably not.

Speaker 5 (01:10:22):
I believe he told me once upon a time that
somebody also told him he wasn't going to make it
in this business.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
I think that they have to tell us all at
one point. There's always I feel like in radio, there's
always a guy who's threatened by you, and he's going
to say that to you because he doesn't want you
to do better than he did.

Speaker 6 (01:10:36):
People have like when I moved to West Virginia for
my first radio job, and then I got a job
in Spokane because I could not spend another day in
West Virginia. My boss also told me, He's like, you're
never going to make it in Spokane. We think city life.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
Everybody in here comes from the adversity of it. That
Chris guy, we just called Tanner myself, all were sitting
in the same small market coffee table.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
You know you were told to go home immediately. I
mean you have to push through some barriers for sure.

Speaker 8 (01:11:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
I really want to get him on the phone the
tart again.

Speaker 6 (01:11:08):
You can call and call Michael and ask him about
my interview.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
That sounds okay. I guess we could do that. I mean,
it's almost going to call that. You don't have to.
I bet you were just like it is going to
be the most of vanilla conversation was fine. Oh she
was so great. She was fine. She was no more
about my quality. But he's not going to say that
she was so hot and I wanted to work with her.

Speaker 6 (01:11:29):
It would be a weird thing, is that?

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Well, you know that's what he was saying. Hey, Chris,
it's it's it's Tanner, Drew and Laura. Good morning. What
are you doing, hey, dude?

Speaker 6 (01:11:39):
A valid question?

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
The good old days again? Yeah, dude, do you remember
we were talking about watching job interviews and do you
remember I don't think I watched it because you hired me,
But do you remember the interview that I did when
I came down to Eugene to visit you. And you
were used to wear that ripped up green sweater all
the time. Yes, it was halple Flea's coat, dude. So

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he would wear the same green sweater every single day
and it was falling apart. There were holes all over.
That was lucky.

Speaker 11 (01:12:10):
You make me sound like mister Rogers, but let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Let's go now, mister Rogers didn't have holes in his
clo You wore a new cardigan every day. So this
is when you went to go work at Cada.

Speaker 12 (01:12:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
So, and I moved from Portland from Z one hundred
down to one of four point seven kdock. Do you
remember that interview with me?

Speaker 11 (01:12:30):
I remember having a few Yeah, I remember talking to you.

Speaker 8 (01:12:33):
What was your what?

Speaker 9 (01:12:34):
What do you think?

Speaker 11 (01:12:34):
What's botched with it?

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Well, I'm wondering if, like, did I watch it was?
Did I make a good first impression or did you
think I was a little weird or what?

Speaker 11 (01:12:42):
No, Well, you're a radio guy, so being weird as
it plus.

Speaker 6 (01:12:45):
I mean that just comes with the territory.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
It's terriful but fair.

Speaker 15 (01:12:48):
Yeah, he had If you're if you're if you're interviewing
to be an account and it's a very different interview than.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
Yeah, that's Have you ever had a guy come on,
you know, come to interview you and then totally botched
the interview or you're like, I can't hire the cdiot.
Please don't say true, you know, no.

Speaker 11 (01:13:10):
I mean I've had I've had people that I said,
not the right fit for us.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Yeah, and that's it. That's a very that's professional. You're
not working here man, Yeah, no, I mean.

Speaker 15 (01:13:23):
Listen most most of the time, you know, in interviews,
I mean you have the things you actually go through,
but when you're trying to get a read on somebody,
you're as a as an interviewer.

Speaker 11 (01:13:31):
You're trying to say, what how do you fit inside
the organization?

Speaker 12 (01:13:34):
Right?

Speaker 11 (01:13:34):
So that's you know, that's that's usually and you know
what role are you playing and what are you going
to do?

Speaker 15 (01:13:38):
You know, do you help with you help bring up
somebody's other's weaknesses, you have a strength that they don't
have a strengthen and you complete the team.

Speaker 11 (01:13:45):
So it's getting the right people in the right seats.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
What's your advice for somebody who's about to have a
job interview you give your give them your your three
most important pieces of advice in less than ten seconds ago.

Speaker 6 (01:13:56):
That is a lot.

Speaker 11 (01:13:57):
Be honest and be truthful, that's that's.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Yeah, that's what that cops the same thing. Honest and
be truthful. That's A and B. That's what that cop,
that guy was trying to be a cop didn't do.
You know, like he lied, that's what he should.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
I will say, I know, I do like the honesty idea.
But when they're like, hey, can you work this program?
And you don't know how to use it? But you
know you could in a week, you might say, yeah,
I've lied on my definitely, like what what electronics stuff?
Like when I was coming here, though, what what do
you know how to do? And I think I texted Tanner,
I'm like, what what all do I need to know?

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
How to tell me how to use pro tools? Tell
me and then just learn how to use it all.
Then you just know that's what they tell actors, you know,
just lie and you'll figure it out. Can you ride
a horse? Absolutely?

Speaker 11 (01:14:45):
That kind of stuff.

Speaker 15 (01:14:47):
I mean, I mean, I'll tell you one job interview
I had was with somebody that we that we all know,
who's who's a great interviewer. And he says, he says,
all right, tell me your greatest strength. And he said,
tell me your greatest weakness. And I didn't quite hit
the weakness. He already had the push button on.

Speaker 11 (01:15:01):
Well, let me tell you what I've heard.

Speaker 6 (01:15:03):
Oh wow wow idea in his head.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
So now you've got two weaknesses, like I gave you
another one.

Speaker 15 (01:15:12):
Well and then and then I was very honest about it, said, well,
I got called on, and I was very honest about it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Can I, I said that, Can I guess on your weakness?
I think your weaknesses maybe you have a temper and
your shirt, you're short more. Yeah, I think he got
that more under control after his heart attack, right, yeah,
preheart attack, he was extremely intense. Well, this guy have
to work with this guy. This guy was our boss
for so long, and so he knows the routine.

Speaker 6 (01:15:37):
Like he doesn't strike me as somebody who would fly
off the hand.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
Oh, he'd call you, you're messing. I saw this guy
crushed one of ours. We had like a Shrek chocolate
candy and my mom had given up. We had like
the Shrek. We had the Shrek this chocolate candy in
the studio and one day I came into the studio
and it was totally smashed, and he tells me that
a sign fell on it. The sign was a half
a pound. All right, there's not even not even that.

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All right, This thing would blow away in a breeze.
So what I know Chris did is he got mad
because he was mad at me for something that I
did that day. In't remember what anything. I mean, he
took it. He grabbed the first thing that was in
reachable distance or whatever. He grabbed it and he just
smashed it with his hand. Hulk smashed at mid till
right now, for your first the first time ever, finally admit.

Speaker 12 (01:16:20):
I don't even recall that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
No, we were gonna get Yeah, okay, that's better than before.
I'm going to report you to hr AT that company
destroying my property just just just added to the file.
All right, fair enough, all right, Chris. Well, we love
you man, you know. And he has a much more
casual uh. He's great.

Speaker 9 (01:16:39):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
I work with him still, low works with him. Still,
he doesn't call me, But I still love him.

Speaker 5 (01:16:43):
I've only seen this side of him. I've never seen
the enraged Chris.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
Chris can I've never seen Yeah, you wait, I've only
seen happy go lucky now, like when you know, he said,
like one of those bosses where he knows what he wants.
He knows what he wants and if he upset, and
I'll let you know, you know, and and and then
you try to not show your hatred towards him. Chris
was a great boss and he honestly and we said
this earlier, we go back with him all the way. Dude,

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he hired You're the one who hired the Donkey Show
in Eugene.

Speaker 15 (01:17:13):
Yeah, yes, yes, yes, And then he had to explained
to me what it was because I'm so naive.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
Yeah, because we we they're like, what do you want
to name the show? Or like the Donkey Show? And
he I don't think we told him exactly what it
really is.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
Because I was going to say, and he's still let
you have the name. And he had fired us four
months earlier. He owed me some fijidas and a job.

Speaker 6 (01:17:32):
Did you get the fakidas?

Speaker 5 (01:17:34):
I got both?

Speaker 6 (01:17:34):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
I definitely did. Yeah, but we drew and I had
to share them. Yeah exactly. It was like we're taking
it to go box. We're starving, all right, dude. Well
it was good talking to you, man, Keep talking to
you guys. Take care of people. See Chris everybody a
former boss.

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
He's so stoked he doesn't have to be with us
day to day exactly ninety nine seven.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
That's a McLoughlin ever really text Lie.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
You're listening to and Laura Drew and Laura one O.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
Five nine the brew Sportland's rock station Tanner Drew and Laura. So,
I don't know what's going on with these airlines, always
losing things, you know. Beef Water lost two laptops when
he went to Disneyland a couple of weeks ago. Did
you ever get those bag?

Speaker 5 (01:18:17):
Finally they're they're on their way.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
You still haven't comment.

Speaker 5 (01:18:20):
No, it's been it's been quite a little back and
forth because I don't want to give up my passwords.
So we've been in a little bit of a power struggle.

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
Oh wow, yeah good. They were wanting wanted you to
log in.

Speaker 12 (01:18:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:18:30):
So I'm waiting for Ori T department to find the
serial number for my laptop, which doesn't seem to be
on anybody's registry.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
Just keep the laptop then, So I don't know what
to do the process, I mean, and just having dealing
with it recently. The processes is nuts. Going through each person.
You have to talk to them and it's all on
the phone. So when you flew back from England just
the other day, apparently they lost something of yours.

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
Yeah, so we were it was actually the Ireland to
Boston legs. So we were and we're leaving Ireland going
to Boston, and when we got to the gate, they
were putting strollers and the bags that you just put
at the top of the gate. Then they bring them
out when the plane's too full or whatever. But all
strollers have to go into the plane. We have traveled

(01:19:15):
with a stroller many, many, many times, and the protocol
is you give it to them at the last second.
They put it under the plane and when you get off,
before you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
Even come up the jetway, it's just right there.

Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
And the same thing with wheelchairs and things like that,
they can't be on the plane. And so I thought
it was strange that they were collecting them at the
top of the jetway, not at the bottom. I didn't
like it, but they said it was going to be fine.
So I'm like, okay, that's fine. Guess what when we
get to Boston, I've got a screaming two year old
who desperately needs a chair in a nap, and I
have to cross two terminals and I get out, I'm like.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Hey, where's my stroller? This is a borrowed super bougie
five hundred dollars tour style strollers. So it's not mine.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
It's borrowed and it's never been used, and it's not there,
and they're like, sorry, sir, maybe it's at the top.
So I get to the top, they're like, sorry, sir,
I go. Can I go back down and talk to
the people at the plane security protocol?

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
You can't go back down there, Okay. So they're like,
it's probably checked through to Portland. No worries. It was
never checked that way. It has a little orange tag
that says bring it back up here. Yeah, And so
I'm not gonna flip out though, right. So I'm like, okay,
maybe it's checked to Portland. And sure as hell, guys,
I get to Portland. It's one something in the morning.

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Stroller's not there. It's borrowed, which means it's a five
hundred dollars price tag for me to replace.

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
It's one thing if it's my second stroller and I
just walk away, but it's five hundred dollars. So I'm
there battling until like two in the morning, and finally
someone's like, all right, sir, come with me, and I
walk back and they open a door to the stroller graveyard.
I've never seen anything like it. Hundreds of umbrella strollers,
the Gracco strollers just rose and rose, and cabinets and

(01:21:01):
shelves and just so many strollers. And I got a
flashlight going through this archive, and of course my stuff's
not there, and it just shows if you have a
stroller or a bag that is left at the gate,
you have you have no recourse, you have no guarantees
because so many thousands of strollers have been left at

(01:21:21):
PTX alone.

Speaker 6 (01:21:22):
Saying that they have like a special storage room just
for strollers.

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
And the dude did not want to take me there.
He was like, this is this is an iesore.

Speaker 6 (01:21:31):
It's a gretty underbelly and you're about to see and.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
So it was not there.

Speaker 3 (01:21:36):
We were there un till two thirty three ish in
the morning. Amy spent probably no joke, seven hours total
on hold and stuff throughout a couple of days trying
to get this taken care of because when you leave
something at the gate, it doesn't have it doesn't The
numbers weren't lining up with my name right right, So

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you're like explaining one stroller and a sea of a thousands.

Speaker 5 (01:21:59):
It's not the print out skew tag. It's just a
handwritten orange tag.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:22:04):
This has happened to me with my carry on when
when it's full and there's no rum or whatever, and
I almost immediately go that bag is not making it
to where we're going, right, yeah, it's the eleventh hour.
You're gonna get it downstairs and on this plane before
we leave.

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
And then back up to me like right now, I
don't think so and so Battle Royal. And when you
fly one airline to another, they start to point the
finger like you gotta call jet Blue, No, no, no,
you got to call American Airlines. Have you called aer
Lingus in Ireland? Dude? So intense?

Speaker 6 (01:22:32):
So they did they ever find your stroller?

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
Eventually jet Blue, who wasn't even the carrier who carried it.
We've got one saint of a human who found it
and had it sent from Boston where it was left
to Portland. And the one thing that is cool when
your bags hit PDX. They come to your house within
two hours. Oh wow, Like if you have a set deal,
they just have an independent contractor like Amazon, grab that

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bag and bring it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
So my guy's like a before I said earlier, that
guy's always the hero. Yeah, he shows up with your
stuff and you're like, oh, thank you, my underpants.

Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
Every doorbell, you ring, You're the hero of the day.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
Man, he was a hero at our house because that
saved me five hundred bucks. Now the neighbor was like,
don't worry about it, but that doesn't you don't do that.
You borrow, you brought something, spank and new you're responsible.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
Well at least I found it. You know, they didn't
have to do what beef Water's done with his laptop.

Speaker 6 (01:23:23):
So do you have it back to you know it's
not broken.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
Oh yeah, we have it and we scrubbed it down.
It's ready for return.

Speaker 6 (01:23:29):
Perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
You know, if this were a meme, Drew, you know
what audio would be attached to it. Nothing beats it.

Speaker 6 (01:23:34):
Jet to you holiday and right now.

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
We're in the we're down there in baggage claim with
Jet Blue. And trust me, the term was being brought
up by everyone else.

Speaker 6 (01:23:47):
Well, yeah, we're glad you found it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
It's all good, and hopefully beef water stuff will get
the same return somewhat soon.

Speaker 6 (01:23:54):
Wait, did you ever get your your ID back?

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:23:56):
Okay, well I got a new idea.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
Oh so they never found your Yeah, that's still I
feel like somebody found it and threw it right in
the garbage, useless. They lost it at the check in
count So somebody, somebody.

Speaker 6 (01:24:10):
It's in a drawer somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
I bet you it's in a drawer that looks a
lot like the Umbrella closet, just a big like a
card catalog. If you've ever been to Disneyland, you kind
of know what that looks like, because you'll just go
up to like a haunted mansion and you'll just see
a c of strollers because you know, people are in
line and stuff, and yeah, the airport definitely has that feel. Yeah,

(01:24:31):
all right, well, glad you got it back. It was
it your brother's stroller, not my neighbor. Neighbor, it was
my brother. I'm not paying five hundred. Yeah, I don't
know what happened to You were there, you saw it.

Speaker 5 (01:24:42):
They did it to me.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
Well, that's good, you got it back.

Speaker 5 (01:24:44):
Yes, I mean it seems. I want to say, it's
crazy if this happens, but uh, it seems to be
so much frequency in people having issues with travel.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
My thing is this one thing is that if I'm
in a wheelchair, I'm not going to leave my wheelchair
at the top of the jet way. That would be
so from now on, I don't care what you say,
I'm walking my stroller down to the plane.

Speaker 6 (01:25:05):
Even when you and that's it. Yeah, even when you
have to volunteer to check a bag, it's like, okay,
take take it and then just like drop it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
At that I want to look in your eyes, put
it on the plane. Fat Thor, of course, who used
to work at PDX, says it's it's called claim a
gate when you get your items at the bottom of
the gate before exiting. Yeah. Well, whatever it was called,
it was not accomplished by the people in Boston.

Speaker 12 (01:25:26):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
I remember that time they lost my luggage when I
went to Texas for the summer, and I you know,
I think I had three suitcases because I was going
for the summer. Yeah, and they lost it and I
think they shipped it to like New Jersey or something.
They shifted some other state. Did they finally work it back.
They normally do, but it was like four days later. Yeah,
when you half the stuff is obsolete.

Speaker 4 (01:25:47):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
Yeah, I've been wearing the shirt for a few days
now and starting to have to go buy new clothes
because they lost mine in Mexico.

Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
And I thought, oh, Mexico doesn't care about you and
your luggage, And two days later there came my bag.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
They still try.

Speaker 5 (01:26:01):
It would be the worst to get somewhere and have nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:26:04):
Yeah, and then especially when you are only there for
a couple of days, keep a.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
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Not necessarily the news. You know, the mainstream media is
caught up with you know, what's going on in the worlds,

(01:28:22):
and a lot of a lot of stories, a lot
of great stories fall through the cracks. This is the
stuff the legacy media won't talk about. Yeah, we're digging
into that crack in the seat. Beef water what's not
in the news this week?

Speaker 5 (01:28:33):
Well, lots of things. Starting off with Yeah, you guys
familiar with that event that happens every year whe people
just throw each other throw tomatoes at each other. No over, Yeah,
it happens every year. Thousands of people painted it down
red with tomato pulp yesterday, flinging fruit at one another
in the eightieth anniversary of Spain's famous tomatinas Tomatoes street fight.

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
Dude, I've seen video. It looks pretty gnarly, like the
streets to start, they look pretty narly, But I think
it'd be fun to just blast somebody in the back
of the head of a tomato.

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
Well, and once you're in right, like, you're gonna get destroyed,
your clothes are gonna get wrecked, the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
Once you're wet, you just ride.

Speaker 5 (01:29:10):
Yeah, and it goes for an hour straight. Wow, man,
So it's an hour straight of just tomato flinging. They
tarp the buildings off.

Speaker 6 (01:29:17):
Where do they get these tomatoes, because I feel like
if they're like not to a certain ripeness, that could
really hurt.

Speaker 5 (01:29:22):
Well, that's a very good question, Laura. And the tomatoes
thrown there, it's a tomato that's not meant for consumption,
so they grow tomatoes specifically for this event, to the
tune of one and twenty tons.

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
That's a lot of tomatoes and just the sauce that's
on the ground out so you can make a hill
of a pizza.

Speaker 5 (01:29:42):
So for fifteen euros or seventeen fifty American you can
buy yourself a ticket and you can get there and
you can chuck tomatoes and peg people at your leisure.

Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
That'd be fun for an hour.

Speaker 5 (01:29:53):
All they ask you to do is to smash that
tomato first, so you're not just baseballing people in the fest.

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
And I like the bro code, give it, bruise it up,
and then throw. There's somebody who's not doing that. They're
throwing green ones.

Speaker 5 (01:30:05):
Yeah, but I mean it looks like such a good time.
Every time I've seen footage of this, I go, hey,
what is that all about? And too, that looks like
a good time. But the origin of it two kids
way back in the day got into a tomato fight
and then the town just kind of took onto it
turned it into an annual tradition.

Speaker 2 (01:30:21):
That's actually kind of rat crazy behavior with a full
blown fest. If like back in the day, two kids
broke out into a tomato fight and then like the
whole neighborhood got involved. I bet that was so much fun.

Speaker 5 (01:30:30):
Oh yeah, I just I feel like we lack these
kinds of annual traditions. Yeah, you know, and it would
be cool to have that in town and be able.

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
To well, Lore goes and looks at the puffins or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:30:42):
Birds follow the swifts swifts.

Speaker 6 (01:30:44):
And also I only went once. That's one and done.

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
Don't do do it every year. You don't need to
blow the premise.

Speaker 6 (01:30:51):
I mean, but it's not something well whatever, Yeah, it
does happen every year, so we'll go with that. So
it's not really our choice. It's kind of their thing
that they do.

Speaker 5 (01:30:58):
But you know, whatever, tomato thrown is not your thing.
I got something else for you here. A nineteen year
old Chinese university student named Zou Dong became temporarily paralyzed
after spending too much time with his head bent forward.
I'm looking at his.

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
Phone, frozen Dong.

Speaker 5 (01:31:14):
This is what happened. He comes from a long line
of Dongs. The students spent hours each day looking down
at his device, playing games, browsing social media, then got
a summer job where he was a dishwasher, and he
again kept his head this in this bent position, started
feeling a little numbness, and then one day woke up paralyzed. Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
Yeah, so this is watch that phone.

Speaker 5 (01:31:34):
Yeah, a lot of fun here. But the reality is
we're all doing this, we're all bending down more, We're
all looking at our phones more. I didn't realize this
was a real thing. What happened is it created a
blood clot in his spine. Oh, I know that it
closed off his closed off the nerves.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
So I mean, how much TikTok are you watching?

Speaker 5 (01:31:54):
Dude spent a lot? But yeah, so being constantly bend
over like that, it burst a blood vessel and then
created a blood clot and then boom, next thing you know,
you're dragging a leg. Not a good plant, right, m
So be careful out there, especially if you're a kid
staring at your phone all day. Get out and do something.

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
I wonder, like, in five hundred years, what you know
people will evolve to. Well, we all have hunchbacks.

Speaker 6 (01:32:16):
There have been like diagrams that people have made and
like you've seen the neanderthal looking at you.

Speaker 5 (01:32:22):
Yeah, yeah, it's like we're going back to that thumbs
will look like l's and just weird Things's feel like
people are going to have like a backrack that you
have to strap yourself to to keep from going completely bent.
But yeah, so he had to have an emergency surgery
that removed the clot prevented any permanent damage, and he's
back at it with a lesson learned to get out
there and move a little bit, don't just be sitting
around looking at your phone all day. And then if

(01:32:45):
you're heading to Hawaii in the near future, take take
note here. People who call the cops as an extreme
Karen can now face heavy fines in Hawaii. And that's
through a new law that went into effect on Monday
at bands calling law enforcement on a on a person
base on their actual perceived race, color, birthplace, age, religion, sex,
so on and so forth. So yes, civil penalties will

(01:33:07):
be at least one thousand dollars plus legal fees. So
you want to start getting sassy filming people calling the law,
get ready to pay the piper man.

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
That's right, Charing act.

Speaker 5 (01:33:17):
Yeah, it's I'm glad to see that they're starting to
crack down on these things because it is a lot
of wasted time. And then, last, but not least, the
US Department of Agriculture is using drones equipped with thermal
cameras and loud speakers to protect cattle from wolf attacks
in Oregon and California. So yeah, they're flying drones over
and guess what they're playing ac DC's Thunderstruck on them.

(01:33:40):
They also found like just the just the sound of
humans yelling is the most effective stop it. So between
the two, between thunderstruck and yelling humans, we're saving cattle
the crazy wolves.

Speaker 6 (01:33:55):
Very nice.

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
Well, there it is. That's what's not in the news
this week.

Speaker 5 (01:33:58):
Thank you Jeff ciondola'sknocking to tell you that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
No, he's not.

Speaker 12 (01:34:01):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:34:02):
B Fodd, You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
Yeah, requorter b Fodder.

Speaker 5 (01:34:06):
Yeah, watch out for them netclots.

Speaker 2 (01:34:10):
I think you could an you can anchor coin six.

Speaker 5 (01:34:12):
Oh the seats opening up soon the two am news.
Maybe you think that's more of your style late night news, Yeah,
talk about all kinds of corruption.

Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
By the look of people on the news now, I
think the job could be yours. Yeah, dude, they're not
very good. The new not the Gno, some of the
new people are step I'm like, are we really good
or otherwise.

Speaker 5 (01:34:34):
I just noticed how young everybody looks.

Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
They're all green.

Speaker 6 (01:34:37):
It's crazy because they're getting you're getting paid nothing. Yeah,
so it's like it's straight.

Speaker 2 (01:34:43):
They pay those guys peanuts. I mean really what the
reporters make. And a lot of the times in certain cities,
I don't know how it is in Portland, but the
reporters are also their camera, their own cameraman now, so
they got to go out there with their own gears
set it up.

Speaker 6 (01:34:56):
But it's been like that for a while, depending on
where you were, it's get.

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
Into where like you can tell and you see it
happen all of our friends in Eugene who are reporters,
all they were their own cameramen and and it said they,
you know, hauling around this heavy ass equipment and like
one of them was a tiny little girl named Natalie,
and uh yeah, it's like they got to set it
all up, record it, edit it, and then they get
paid like thirty eight grand.

Speaker 3 (01:35:20):
Yes, the main the I was buds with the main
sports guy from one the main weather guy from another.
We knew a ton of reporters and everyone except one
who went to San Francisco quit the industry.

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
So what does that tell you everyone you knew in
it ran you have real sweet deals being cut.

Speaker 5 (01:35:37):
It's crazy to me that it doesn't deter the situation.
But they don't go, Hey, wait a minute, we're losing
literally everybody here. Maybe we should rethink what we're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:35:45):
That's our bottom line? Nah, nah, nah, you still got
us your favorite discount friend is. So let's uh, let's
pivot to sex. Oh guys, okay, why I'm all I'm
down for it any time, you know, yeah, talking about it,
doing it? Of course you are. It doesn't matter even
if I'm not in the mood. Give me five to

(01:36:05):
ten seconds in them. Yeah, you mentioning a mood puts
me in the mood. But what's the best time of
day to smash? Apparently the best time of day to
smash It depends on your age. Oh really, Yeah, like Laurie,
it's gotta be convenient. You're not You're not a morning
sex girl.

Speaker 6 (01:36:24):
I really don't like mourning sex.

Speaker 8 (01:36:27):
And what is it?

Speaker 2 (01:36:28):
Is it just the breath.

Speaker 6 (01:36:29):
It's like the breath and everything is old, dried out,
and it's like you just got you just gotta.

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
Just asked and answered. I guess it's a medical thing. Yeah, yeah,
I didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:36:42):
Say what I mean, my mouth is all tried out.

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
I'm with you, I get ashy knees. Yeah, I'm with you.

Speaker 5 (01:36:47):
But we are currently in what I call this the
herozone exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
Well, the best time of day to have sex depends
on your age. Apparently this is according to a new study.
Uh so, I mean, I don't what do you think, Like,
I know the best time of day for me, like
what I like? But is what I like like just primetime?

Speaker 11 (01:37:07):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (01:37:08):
What's prime?

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
Seven to ten?

Speaker 6 (01:37:10):
Okay, nighttime? All right, Primetime TV.

Speaker 2 (01:37:14):
When all the best shows are on. That's what I'm here. Yeah,
well we got DV. I don't have to watch them live. Yeah,
but I'm at eight to ten is seven to ten?
You know, late night? Anytime it's late, I feel like
it's time.

Speaker 5 (01:37:24):
To get weird.

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
But yeah, I don't. And also daytime sex isn't bad either,
so I'm not. But I prefer like the evening And
I'm not so much a late night or well a
is just because.

Speaker 6 (01:37:35):
Of aware you're not awake.

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
But even even if.

Speaker 3 (01:37:39):
Like we're having we're on a vacation, I don't really
want to wait and do it in the middle of
the night. I would rather if we're just talking about
what I prefer not necessarily talking to her about it is.
I would prefer that we do it before we go
out and get all hammered and like crazy hammered. You
can have a few drinks, but before it's like apology town,

(01:37:59):
and like should I even be doing this at this
point because I don't know if I'm any good at
it because it's.

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
One in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:38:05):
I like to check the box and then you can
be lovey dub because you already did it, like you're
feeling it.

Speaker 6 (01:38:10):
But like so like after your teeth have been brushed
and the showers have been taken, then you do it
and then you go carry on with your day.

Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
Yeah. Yeah, that type of an idea or it you know,
do a two D clean if you're in a hotel room.

Speaker 5 (01:38:24):
So I was listening to a podcast and this was
a topic, like it was just a relationship conversation, and
this is was the exact advice. If you're going to
go out on date night, knock it out before you
head out to dinner, because you're gonna get back. You're
gonna be tired.

Speaker 2 (01:38:39):
I love that.

Speaker 5 (01:38:40):
I love you know what I mean all of the
things that you're just describing, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:38:43):
Late night drunk sex, It's like one of my favorite things,
you know. I really like it when we're all sloppy
drunk and it's late. I don't know why we get
more wild then.

Speaker 5 (01:38:52):
Well, based on that conversation, the ladies didn't enjoy it
because they feel bloated. They don't feel like.

Speaker 3 (01:38:57):
That's the other thing about dinner eaten is a huge
part of it because I don't want us to go
have pizza, and then half the time one of you
doesn't want to do it after you eat.

Speaker 11 (01:39:06):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
That it's actually so true because over the weekend, my
girlfriend and I went and had pasta and afterwards I.

Speaker 6 (01:39:11):
Was like, nah, iota such a mood, Like such a mood.

Speaker 2 (01:39:16):
Yeah, because you could say it changes your breath and you,
just like you said, feel bloated. So what's the best
time a day to have sex. It depends on your age.
So if you're in your twenties, they say this is
when your hoe hormones are out their most robust and
your libido is higher, so you may want to get
frisky when you rise and shine. But you know, people
like Floria don't like that.

Speaker 6 (01:39:34):
Well, I mean, I'm not in my twenties anymore, so
did you ever like it? I mean, it was never
my preferred but I can definitely see myself, maybe when
I was younger, liking it more than I do now.

Speaker 3 (01:39:45):
And you're in a different scenario whereas in like say,
you hook up with somebody and maybe you hook up often,
but in the morning they're leaving, probably for a couple
of days. Because you're twenty three or twenty one, you're
not in a committed relationship. So one more time before
you go.

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
It's not about Yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (01:39:59):
Was just thinking, and you're younger and also opportunity, you
know what I mean, Like you kind of got to
strike while the I are to now or never.

Speaker 2 (01:40:05):
Bud now they say, whether you want kids or not. Biologically,
in your twenties, your body's telling you to make babies,
so you know you're you're probably pretty worked up in
your twenties. In your thirties, they say, uh, think of
this as your era for embracing scheduled sex.

Speaker 1 (01:40:20):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (01:40:22):
Control, so let it roll into your forties. According to
the sexperts, the best time is whenever you have time,
because small kids in job stress can really get in
the way of all that stuff. So listen, if you're
in drew situation where you got three kids, one of
them you know, basically brand new, Yeah, you know you
got to I guess I gotta pencil it in. I
do think it takes the romance out of it a
little bit, of.

Speaker 3 (01:40:40):
Course, But I think about like when you said what
time is best, the first sentence I was going to
say is when my kids aren't home. So, like, you know,
you got two that are in a school and another
one in a preschool. All of a sudden, twelve thirty
sounds pretty sexy.

Speaker 12 (01:40:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:40:54):
I don't have one in preschool yet, so that's not
like a reality. But one day, Yeah my mom didn't care, Mom,
I'm late for school. It's all I hear from the bedroom.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:41:04):
Wow, Wow. What's the best time to have sex when
you're in your forties?

Speaker 6 (01:41:09):
Any time?

Speaker 2 (01:41:10):
Even any time?

Speaker 6 (01:41:11):
Probably well, I mean, depending on if you've got kids
in the house.

Speaker 3 (01:41:15):
It's probably that bedtime o'clock. I'm guessing for people who
are more conventional. To me, it's like that nine PM.

Speaker 2 (01:41:20):
Well, routines may change again during this decade, and that
means the return of spotan eighty morning sex might make
a comeback, but long lunch breaks are a good option
as well. Dude, what is it afternoon delight? Yeah, it's
fantastic delight.

Speaker 12 (01:41:34):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:35):
Yeah, I do love it. But it's like I do
feel like it's a spontaneous thing.

Speaker 6 (01:41:39):
It's true, that's not something that's going to happen all
the time. It's like fun every once in a while,
unless it's on the s good. Yeah, I've always got
it on the calendar.

Speaker 5 (01:41:48):
I always been a fan of after mattlock your time sex.

Speaker 2 (01:41:52):
He likes us to call it lock it up. If
you're in your fifties, they say the best time to
have sex at this age is us. They say it's
less about frequency and more about sensuality. It's the best
time is thirty five minutes after a biagra. They say,
when you're fifty, I think twenty five.

Speaker 7 (01:42:11):
Go get it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:12):
They say, timing wise, mornings and mid days are ideal.
When you're in your fifties, mornings and mid days you're
gonna have to adaptlore.

Speaker 3 (01:42:19):
I feel like this is a list for people who
had kids younger, like people have kids later now, like
fifty something doing it at noon.

Speaker 6 (01:42:26):
And also you're still working, Like who's at home in
the middle of the day just to like get some nookie?

Speaker 2 (01:42:32):
I mean, I like the idea just seems far fet Sure,
theres a lot of negativity in this room right now,
finish you roote meal, We've got things to do. Yeah,
I don't I like this.

Speaker 11 (01:42:42):
I like this.

Speaker 2 (01:42:43):
I like where this is going.

Speaker 3 (01:42:44):
I hope the passion never dies, you know, all the
way to the age where everyone else is grossed out
by your own behavior.

Speaker 2 (01:42:49):
Yeah, but it as long as you're happy. So in
your sixties and beyond, when's the best time to smash?
They say that this is the time to prioritize pleasure,
and this hormone expert says a sixty plus set can
can look forward to a new phase of sexuality that's
richer and more intentional than ever. But that's when like
your grandparents get creepy, the c Alas three day bender

(01:43:12):
they call. Yeah, like dude, when like old people start
getting all sexual Like, I'm super happy for him, but
I'm I'm creeped out.

Speaker 3 (01:43:19):
But that's my whole point is, once it grosses you out,
like you know, you shouldn't be sharing with others like
at that point.

Speaker 2 (01:43:24):
But I hope, I hope. I'm still being well, well,
they do say you like sds, That's what I was
going to say. But if you're in a committee, you know,
that's more like you're at the old folks home dragging
your What do you say about the STCs and old
folks homes?

Speaker 6 (01:43:39):
They run rampant, Yeah, because people are getting busy.

Speaker 5 (01:43:42):
It's way high.

Speaker 2 (01:43:44):
It's way high, so, I mean, which is gross because
who brought it into the game in the first place.
There's no STDs in the forties.

Speaker 12 (01:43:50):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (01:43:51):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:43:51):
More of your calls and talkbacks coming up here in
a few minutes. We'll also find out what's trending.