TD&L Full Show For Thursday- Locked Up

On today's show we read some jail mail from an inmate at OSP who had an interesting request. We also heard wild TSA stories and a guy needed our advice after trading in his car without his wifes permission. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You list you.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Drew and Laura, Hey, good morning. It is Thursday, March sixth,
twenty twenty five. Tan and Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
We are low.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
What's happening. We got more tickets to go see Jerry
Seinfeld this morning. I was getting some emails last night.
Hey man, I want those Jerry tickets. Yeah. I just
like the like they deserve it. Like, just because I
sent this email, it means right away you should send
me a send me a link.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Yeah, and I usually do well, guess workout way here.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I am such a sap. Now we do have them
this morning though, seven thirty. If you really want to
go to the show and bend, make sure you're listening
to win. We'll play the Rotten Tomatoes game.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
It's not often you get Jerry Seinfeld in the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
I feel like he does a more of an East
Coast and LA swing, so it's nice to get him
to Oregon.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
I was watching a podcast with him last night and
he's seventy years old? Is that what I heard him say? Oh,
I mean that he has been around for a minute.

Speaker 6 (00:57):
That's why it felt like he was middle aged when
he was doing Seinfeld. I think that was just the
times and like the way people dressed and looked and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
But yeah, but also you go look at movies from
the seventies and eighties, and all the heroes are kind
of like just teetering on the edge. Yeah, you know,
I thought they're you know, they just they feel like
their knees probably hurt, but they're hiding it when they
make those jumps.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Yeah, you're right, though, he's a he's seventy years old,
but he's got a lot of strutting his step, you know,
like my dad's almost seventy still gets on his own roof.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Jerry looks pretty good. I mean, I guess it's it
helps being worth a hundred million dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
I was gonna say money.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
He looks really good.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
There's a lot of ailments.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
When I looked at his age, his net worth is
right next to it.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
It's one point one billion. Oh he's a billionaire. Yeah,
he's a billionaire.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
What is he doing touring? Like if I were him,
i'd be.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
I think it's just they're addicted to it. He's trying to.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Feel, you know, like you have a billion dollars, not
much excites you. But I bet the stage and trying
trying to do what you used to do.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
And I hear he writes all day like he's serious
about writing and and and he probably once he's doing
it all day, he's like, I gotta get out there.

Speaker 7 (02:00):
You do it.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
I mean, if you're making material, you want to share
it with.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Right, Yeah, And these guys who got rich back in
the nineties, they all got told by their financial advisor
to invest in things like Google and YouTube and the
site and the like.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Well, anyway, seven thirty listen for tickets later on this morning.
Any in the meantime, you mean time a.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Story.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
That's where we go around the room sharing that we
think the biggest stories of the day are. Let's to
go first. I could do it. It's on the news
as we speak.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Pokemon, not the not the show, but the cheeto shaped
like a Pokemon sold at auction for eighty eight thousand dollars. Yeah,
flaming hot cheeto. I mean, not just any old cheat.
It's got to be the hotness shape like a Pokemon.
Is the is the big winner. It's I guess the

(02:57):
Chizard to char Is.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
All charges are true.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I said it was Pokemon, not poke Man.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
I said Pokemon so he said Pokemon. But that's okay.
We understand what you may.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Mister Pokemon.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
I understand it's Pokemon, but I've never ever watched it,
and to me, it seems extremely silly, about as silly
as two hundred and fifty dollars to seventy two thousand
dollars in less than a month and eventually bought out
at eighty eight grand.

Speaker 6 (03:27):
Man, he's a highly coveted cheetah, and I usually just
tear through those bags of cheetahs, especially the spicy ones,
pretty quickly. I know.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
I read that.

Speaker 6 (03:34):
I was like, I need to be dissecting my snacks better,
and I jumped nayah.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
I just hoard it, man, just shovel it right in
my mouth.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Yeah, how many of those guys have just been munched
and could have gone dogs?

Speaker 6 (03:46):
I think the big story is Netflix, well, actually not Netflix.
Is what you need to watch out for if you
are a Netflix subscriber, which most of us are at
this point. Watch out for a scam that people are
receiving via email, and it looks surprisingly legit. Not surprisingly
it is AI generated, which is why they can make

(04:07):
it look so damn good. Reportedly, it includes the subject line,
let's tackle.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Your payment details.

Speaker 6 (04:13):
It then informs users that their account has been locked
and that they need to update their payment info to
regain access. You then click a link that takes you
to an equally convincing website. But as a reminder, according
to Netflix, they will never ask for bank account details,
credit card numbers, passwords, stuff like that via text or email,

(04:34):
So just be on the lookout. If you think it
might be sketchy, it probably is.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Check and double check.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
It's good advice. I think the big story of the
day is I don't know if you saw this, but
it's kind of creepy. Colossal Bioscience is announced on Tuesday
that it it had created a wooly mice. So what
is it exactly is a wooly it's mice with long,
luxurious hair that could help them with stand cold temperatures.
So yeah, they took like some sort of DNA from

(05:02):
a wooly mammoth. The lab used gene editing to modify
hair related genes, and the changes appear to result in long,
golden lucks. So it's a mouse, but with long wool
wooly mammoth like hair. Super gross.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
They're super cute kind of I mean, this just seems
like we're teetering around on the edge of the thing
we said we wouldn't do, which is blending species.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Oh you know, we're doing that if they can't. If
they can, they're gonna do it. I mean it used to.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
Be that they were like that was out of bounds,
and now all of a sudden, it's like, let's get dangerous.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah I don't. I don't think these people saw Jurassic
parking there, or if they did, they were like, you
know what, that looks good. That's cool, Let's give it
a shot. That's you know. I feel like that's worth
the risk because some of the stuff is like groundbreaking.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
And it's cool as long as we are so good
at it that we can control it. I just don't
want it to, you know, become like something.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
I do feel like if I see a wooly mouse
in my house, I'm less likely to squish because I'm like.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Oh my god, they really are cute. I was looking
I was like, God, someone's looking at it and going
that looks like good, and that looks like good snake feed.
But I'm looking at it going, oh, I wouldn't have
had it tasty snack because they're cute.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
Pretty soon, we're gonna we're going to have like a
cat in our house where it's like the best of
a dog and a cat.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
It's like the cartoon cat dog. Yeah, exactly, nickels.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Like it's going to respect you but also want to cuddle. Yeah,
you see just a side notes. You see that they
have created a pill that can make your dog last
ten years longer.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
My look is going, but like at what cost?

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Well, I mean, I just I don't know, dog's gonna
die otherwise. It's probably a pill. It's probably going to
be a gajillion dollars and we're not going to be
able tofford it.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
So why can a dog have one and we can't.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
I'm sure they're working on it. And if they've got.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
That, probably take Yeah, it's it's for people who have.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Okay, so rich people and dogs.

Speaker 6 (06:54):
Yeah, rich dogs, rich dogs, rich people and their dogs.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
There are dogs right now living better than us. Let's
and they're going to have better you know, a better
death process and a better afterlife and everything.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
Most dogs are living in a better life than us.
Home feed up right now, they're getting dinner on a form.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yeah, if I could be their own. I could be
any animal.

Speaker 6 (07:18):
It would be like a dog in a wealthy family, right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Feeding, yeah, a tiny one, because those are the ones
that live the longest rat dogs, that long dog.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
All right.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
More on those stories online online at one five nine
the brew dot com. Just click on Tannerju and Laura.
Real quick, I want to tell you about the advocates.
People were asking me on the internet the other day.
What exactly is the advocates their personal injury attorneys. So
if you've been injured in an accident, you already know
that the insurance companies are real pain. You know, they
take your money every month, they say, oh yeah, we'll
take care of you when you need it, and then

(07:50):
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over hundred million dollars for their clients. They've been doing
this a long time. They know just what to say
and just what to do to these insurance companies to
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It's never just to you, right, So even if you're
not sure, if you have a case. Reach out to them.

(08:11):
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an attorney, you need an advocate. Advocates loot dot com
tell them Tanner Cincha, that's advocates lot dot.

Speaker 8 (08:24):
Com dot and now Bruce Sports.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Bruce Sports.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Here's Drew Well.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
I said we needed the angels in the outfield yesterday
to beat the Boston Celtics, and the Blazers found themselves
on the other end of those wings. A local boy,
a guy I actually really like, Peyton Pritchard from West Lynn, Oregon, Oregon.
Duck had his final season at Oregon cut short by

(08:52):
COVID and didn't even get a to play in the
NCAA tournament, and then won a championship last year, and
I was like, that's pretty sweet. That's enough, Like at
that point, that's enough, But not for him. Last night,
his family should be proud as Peyton Pritchard scored a
career high forty three points for the Celtics. He had

(09:14):
ten threes and it was the first time ever that
two people had nine plus threes on the same team
in a game. Him and Derek White did it, both
with career highs. And what's frustrating is they were without
three of their superstars and I thought, oh, we're gonna
leak in here, and the local legend goes off tip

(09:37):
of the cap to him. Anthony Simon's had thirty though,
and lost by just ten. They fought valiantly down the stretch,
but it just wasn't enough. The Blazers will pick up
the pieces and take on Oklahoma City next.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
There's the Supports coming up in about an hour. We've
got tickets to go see comedian Jerry Seinfeld when he
performs in Bend in July. Coming up next. So we
got some talkback messages from listeners who's got an issue
with his wife and he wants us to solve it.
After Lenny Kravitz on the Brew, you're listening to.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
All right, we got to talk back from a listener
who's got a little bit of an issue with his
wife against an argument and apparently she's not speaking.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
To him okay in the doghouse.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, and wanted a little advice. You can always send
us a talkback message anytime if you don't have the
iHeartRadio app, download it for your cell phone and as
soon as you have the Bruce streaming, press the microphone
button to record something like this.

Speaker 9 (10:33):
Dude, Hey, Chris, is John Blackwell from Malala.

Speaker 10 (10:37):
I have a dilemma that's probably totally off subject from
you guys talking about today.

Speaker 9 (10:41):
But I took my toileta Tacoma and traded it for
Ford Mustange without telling my wife.

Speaker 10 (10:51):
But I owned the track.

Speaker 9 (10:52):
It wasn't even hers, and now she's mad at me,
and she won't talk to me because I didn't talk
to her about it.

Speaker 10 (10:57):
Am I in the wrong?

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Is he in the wrong?

Speaker 5 (11:01):
He's entered murky water because it's his white And I felt.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Like right there at the end, I think she walked
in the room and stuffed him out with a pillow.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
I gotta she.

Speaker 10 (11:09):
Won't talk to me because I didn't talk to her
about it.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Are you in the wrong? See listen. I think Drew
said it best just a second ago. If you, uh,
it's your wife, I think even if it is your car,
you should at least say something.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
And also it's like, I mean, I guess people have
differing opinions on this, but what's yours is hers?

Speaker 4 (11:35):
And also you traded in a useful.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
Vehicle for a Ford must like I think maybe do
you think that's part of it?

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Maybe she's a Toyota person.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Or maybe she's just like, are we going to drive
that in the snow?

Speaker 6 (11:51):
Like?

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Is that an every day Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:54):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
He just wants to look cool, man.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
It doesn't mean you you don't have to talk to
your wife about.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
It having a little midlife thing from the truck to
the stead. But it is his car. If it's his
everyday car, what is the harm? You know, if it's
his everyday car, if she uses it maybe once in
a while, or I you know, I'm just trying to
look at it from his perspective, What is the big deal?
It's my car. I don't need to I don't need
to ask you questions.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Enter into a marriage, you do though.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
If he's paying, well, let's say he's making all the payments,
which I get the vibe that he was.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
But when you're married, I mean, now when some people
have special circumstances where their finances are completely separate. But
I think it's a hybrid of the two where he
could just say you know, he gets the final call
on what he's gonna get. It's his car to drive,
But just talk to her about it, right like that
that's the part that she's probably upset about, Like you
just showed up with it when you could have told

(12:48):
me at breakfast you're looking at Mustang.

Speaker 6 (12:50):
And then it feels like you're going behind her back
at that point.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Like you.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Or was he just impulsive on you know, had a
beer or something at lunch. He's like to.

Speaker 5 (13:03):
The I talked him into great salesman over there.

Speaker 6 (13:06):
And also, I mean, if you're so impulsive that you
buy a new car on your lunch break, like that's
a red flag too, you know.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
So she's already in it now she's married. Yeah, he
might have married her in a week as well. I
just want to know what do you think? I mean?
I I do feel like there can be arguments made
on both sides. Eight sixty six four four five one
oh five nine Do you think this guy should have
told his wife that he was going to get a
brand new car? He pays for it. I guess he

(13:32):
he he's the one who drives it every day.

Speaker 6 (13:35):
I also need more details, like was the Tacoma paid off.
Does he now have a car payment because he bought
a new car? Like, is that going to seep into
their joint finals that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, that's a good question.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
I feel like I'm at the kitchen table with Laura
right now and I just got the Mustangs like nameing somebody.

Speaker 11 (13:55):
I didn't think about all that.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Here's his here's his talkback message one more time.

Speaker 10 (14:00):
John Blackwell from Malala. I have a dilemma. It's probably
totally off subject from you guys talking about.

Speaker 9 (14:05):
Today, but I took my toileta Tacoma and traded it
for a Ford Mustang without telling my wife.

Speaker 10 (14:15):
But I owned the track. It wasn't even hers.

Speaker 9 (14:18):
Now she's mad at me and she won't talk to
me because I didn't talk to her about it.

Speaker 10 (14:21):
Am I in the wrong.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
And see in the wrong? Eight six six four four
five one five nine is the phone number. We got
text messages coming in on our Gloughlin Chevrolet text line.
This one comes from sixty five to eighty four. Says
that guy traded his truck in. Now his wife's going
to trade him him in for a Stallion.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Yeah, yeah, young Mustang of her own.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Uh this we got more talkbacks through the iHeart radio
app here. Let me get my little jingle.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Talk to me, morning brew crew, talk to me.

Speaker 12 (14:59):
Oh, the guy who traded in is Toyota Tacoma for
a Ford Mustang in like five years. That Mustang is
probably not going to be running. They're really unreliable, so
it's just a bad move. I would be upset if
I was the wife, but I just would never own
a Ford. Toyota's are gonna last twenty.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Years, thirty years.

Speaker 13 (15:23):
Mustang's just not gonna.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Do it, babe. If she knows anything about cars, i'd
be upset too, right, Like, the resale value on Toyota
is this insane? What are you doing?

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Yeah, he got all star struck with a pretty paint job.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Maybe I want to feel young again. I want to
hear it, perf hear per. This text message comes from
zero five twelve. It says, in my marriage, if me
and my wife disagree, we usually compromise and do what
she wants.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
There you guys, he still sleeps in the bedroom though.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Zero nine seventeen says that's a huge purchase. It definitely
feels like it definitely feels like you do this together.
Probably spend money or the money he's going to spend
on payments she had already agreed with him to use
on for something else is probably why she's so upset. Yeah,
he's that money for you know, who knows.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
A kitchen in the model or I did college education
or something like that.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
It's the second biggest purchase you make outside of your
home is a car, and the payment thing is the
tough part because it's like, oh, oh, I think we
should go to Hawaii this summer. Oh honey, I bought
the Mustang bump the brakes. Yeah, we can't go to Hawaii.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
This this textion thirty eight forty two says, unless their
finances are one hundred percent separate, he is in the wrong.
Plus that's a trade down. The Toyota is way better.
A lot of Toyota love. I love that. Yeah, well,
I mean, dude, they're great vehicles. I will never not
drive a Toyota. I was looking at mine, I swear
to god.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
I looked at my spinometer today and I have two
hundred and eighty three thousand miles and it's twenty one
years old and it's still perr and damn right.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
I think the only way I won't drive a Toyota.
Is if I have enough money and I could drive
a hovercraft. You know, if I can have a jet pack,
maybe I won't drive a Toyota. But until then I'm
in the Toyota fish. That pack would be pretty cool.
More talkbacks through the.

Speaker 14 (17:06):
Apple Right As a newlywed, I gotta say talk to
the white first. Even if you own it, that's going
to cause a whole other bag of issues. And really,
a Tacoma a reliable, awesome vehicle for a Mustang. You're
gonna have a few fun moments in that Mustang and
wait for it to start breaking down and those bills
pile up.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Have a good day.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Guys, did you mention what Mustang year was?

Speaker 7 (17:26):
You see?

Speaker 4 (17:26):
I would like to knowing it's new. I want to
trade in.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
More details would be nice because if.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
It's like one of those you know, early two thousand Mustangs,
the roll that thing right into the wood Lama, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (17:38):
That's not the body style that makes you cool. Mustang
used to be my dream car. I've always wanted one,
and then I rented one and I drove it and
I was like, this thing sucks.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
When they first win the new models came out. I
remember in the early two thousands, whenever they came out
in nineties I don't even remember now, but I was like, oh,
this is cool, and then like everybody had them. Yeah,
and then yeah they can kind of cleary popular. More talkbacks,
and now I drove a four runner, which is totally
not the same thing. Another talk back.

Speaker 11 (18:06):
To the nurstay in here.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Hey all you say brugu, but I think we're gonna
sell some that on the website soon.

Speaker 15 (18:13):
Actually paper nurstay in here, Hey, uh, he's the wrong.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
I've been married five times.

Speaker 15 (18:20):
I can tell you the good and the bads, and
that is wrong because it's not actually getting permission. It's
about talking about sharing things and say, hey, maybe she
wanted the truck or are you know and then trade
it in her car. Maybe that's you know, there's a
lot of unknowns in that scenario that there's no information.

Speaker 11 (18:40):
So but yeah, I think he's definitely the wrong.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Yeah, a lot of people are saying the same things.
Talks from seven zero zero two says mister Blackwell is
so wrong Lol, never afford.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
So it's not about it's less about him not talking
to his wife and more about his bad decisions twice.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
Yeah, the bad decision isn't doing the car issue, it's
just what brand you pick.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Twenty three ninety six says Mustang suck.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Lol.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Twenty three twenty three says, definitely talk to your wife
about big purchases. What an idiot. He will be single
soon lol.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
Oh no, Well, the problem is is that the car
is a constant reminder of the betrayal. So you know,
I make a common mistake, she'll likely forget about it.
If I park the mistake in the driveway, it keeps
coming back up.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, I got a feeling. So a lot of Amazon
packages are going to start showing up that house. Yeah, revenge,
revenge shopping.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
Sorry, just making some decisions without you, That's what I'm doing.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
I mean, it's my money, so remember.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Well, there you go, buddy. Hopefully that helps. Hopefully the
Brugo helped you out.

Speaker 6 (19:43):
Oh no, I think he was probably hoping for the
opposite reaction so he could justify his purchase.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
But now still not talking to him. I think he
started to realize he made a bad call.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
I'd bring that strong woman down to the dealership and
see if you can get a return.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Let her scare the statue taking the car. He's having
a mental break. We need our car. Nine eight one
ninety seven is our text line. More of your calls
coming up. Hang on.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Now, what's trending?

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Okay online one of five nine In the brew dot
com you can see all this stuff here, like this
man who uh eats burning coal, burning charcoal to set
a world record.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
Oh well, why you know somebody's got to break the record.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
Yeah, sure.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Twenty nine year old man from India. He attempted to
set a Guinness World Record by eating a kilo of
burning charcoal in under a minute.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
You know when the Tabasco's just not enough and I
like hot stuff. Yeah, this is another level.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Here's a little clip from Inside Edition.

Speaker 16 (20:42):
A man is trying to get into the Guinness World
Record Book with an unusual, potentially dangerous stunt. Twenty nine
year old rid It Psycha of India ate a kilo
of burning charcoal in under a minute. He performed his
feet in public so people could marvel at his talents.

(21:05):
The event was organized by the Sports Authority of ASAM.
If you're asking why, well, it's unclear why Psycha chose
this activity to be his challenge, Although reports say he
has competed in other record breaking competitions.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Wow, probably scart all over his body from just trying
to do stupid stuff.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
Well, I'm just guessing your tongue is dead, right, Like,
can't just cook your mouth.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
He probably does stuff like this a.

Speaker 6 (21:33):
Lot, right, Even so, don't you think that it would
cause blisters?

Speaker 4 (21:37):
I think it would still be pain.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Well, let's be honest, this guy's body's jacked. I mean
I haven't seen it, but I can only imagine he's
because he's done other things like this. And you know,
in India they just sit out in the sun all
the time and kind of like their skin gets really tough,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
And he's definitely conditioned that that skin to be able
to the skin in his mouth.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
And then of course once you swallow it, it's not over.
It's still burn your gut. Maybe he drinks a bunch
of water before.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
It hits me, some sort of trick to make it
so that it doesn't continue doing damage once it's just
sitting in your stomach.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
No, man, my insides are jacked. He just came that.
It is what it is. I'm melting from the inside right.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
Why this world record you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (22:20):
There are so many world records you could choose to break,
and you choose one eating burning coals.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Break the record of walking on legos barefoot. Yeah, I
feel like that's.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
You know, it's more painful to be fair, and at
least he's.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Got the unbeatable one.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
Like remember when they beat the lego record, like somebody
like two weeks later is like okay, and then beat
that record.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
And then we had carry in dance on legos here
in the studio and she she had no problem whatsoever.
It freaked me out, like she's that girl who could
run on gravel like that. We were dead.

Speaker 7 (22:56):
Well.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
One key low of burning charcoal is tooint two pounds,
so that's quite a bit of quite a bit.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
Of charcoal burning.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
But I mean, hey, this guy's how do you train
for something like that?

Speaker 11 (23:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
You just eat go to barbecues. I like, you've done
with that.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
You're gonna eat that? No, bro, it's charcoal.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Do you want a burger? No, I'll have I'll have
the charcoal. When you're done. Go check out the video.
We'll put it online here in just a few minutes.
One of five nine The Brew dot com. Just click
on Tanner, Drew and Laura. All right, coming up next,
coming up in a few minutes. Actual, We've got some
tickets to go see comedian Jerry Seinfeld. We'll do that
around seven thirty.

Speaker 8 (23:33):
You're listening to Drew and Laura Danner, Drew and Laura,
Happy Thursday, Jerry Seinfeld.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Tickets coming up in about thirty minutes. First, so we
got some We got some jail mail, you guys. Yes,
jail mail, y'all.

Speaker 6 (23:47):
I think maybe this is the first time I've ever
received any chanil man.

Speaker 5 (23:52):
Oh, then you haven't been working hard enough. We gotta
get a little bit of inmate mail.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
And Eugene, when we used to do the Donkey Show
on there, we used to get a letter from a
specific inmate. We would read them like it for long,
like years on the air. He would send us email
or letters.

Speaker 5 (24:06):
Well, because no matter where we've been, we've always been
heard at the State Penitentiary because it's in Salem. Yeah,
so it's in the epicenter of the last twenty years.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
We've had a few prisoners.

Speaker 6 (24:17):
Yeah yeah, And apparently we're still on at the State Penitentiary,
am right.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
So how many pages is this letter because sometimes they
kept pretty wordy.

Speaker 6 (24:25):
Yeah, it came in two letters actually, so this is
kind of a combination of the two, but there are one.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Two, but they came at the same time.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Yes, four, five, six.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Do they do that? Do they just hold on to
the letters and then seven release them together?

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Well, ivenerate pages plus some drawings.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
So is the rings always are in there too. There's
always some pretty sweet art.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
But there's the fact that we got both letters together
showing how about the postal services or the prison.

Speaker 6 (24:51):
System, especially because both of the letters pertain to the
same thing.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Yeah, which is yeah? Is it the prisoner of the post.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
Well, based on his writings, he talks about how some
of his letters go to mailing addresses that don't that
aren't write because they don't they don't have they don't
have access to what we have access to.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
So Yon misprint or something. You make it rain mail
and you hope you land will got it all right, Well,
let's let's hear some prison mail. Let's say, so you
want to say this guy's.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Name, No, I'm going to omit the names just.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Because I think you'll see why here in.

Speaker 6 (25:24):
Yeah, the title is tickets, not one, but deserved Lincoln
Park rocks. Hey, brew crew, my name is Burp and
I am in prison for stabbing someone to death.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Okay, that's aggressive.

Speaker 6 (25:39):
I only tell you this so you can understand I
am not a good person, but I am writing you
on behalf of someone who is.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
He says, or they say, I should say. They're an
inmate in.

Speaker 6 (25:54):
The Oregon prison system. Spent twelve years at the Oregon
State Penitentiary.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Well, the State pen is a men's facility.

Speaker 6 (25:59):
You've get nothing away, okay, and I know a secret.
Your biggest fan is somebody who works there. Okay, this
person holds you in the highest regard. They also happen
to be the coolest officer there. They only want to
make it a better place. As a matter of fact,
they try their best to make the world a better place.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
So this is an inmate trying to do something nice
for what, like, do you say a g gar?

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (26:24):
Yeah, somebody who works at the State Penitentiary. This person
apparently has worked in mental health for a long time
and as of late, has been working in the prison.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
This this male comes with a picture of a sexy
cop drawing, So he's got a crush on that security
on a lady cop security. This maybe the case yeah, sorry,
a prison guard.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (26:46):
And the basic gist is, not only is this person
a big fan of our show, they are also a
massive Lincoln Park fan right. In fact, the drawings show this.
I guess he drew, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
He drew her. They're they're pretty good. Okay, here's the first.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
One watching us online. We are streaming video on our
video only spy cam. One of five nine the brew
dot com. He's one of those like prison artists who
you know, it's like pretty good they are.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
They're kind of like they've kind of got like an
and it's.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Written it's written on organ Department of Corrections a i C.
Communication form, like because he doesn't have a blank pie
sheet of paper.

Speaker 6 (27:30):
This one is written on something that looks like maybe
a commissary or something.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
So there's the drawing.

Speaker 5 (27:35):
And again, if you're to use what you got, guys,
I mean you don't have a stack of double what
double ruled paper?

Speaker 6 (27:42):
And this one says like they're all Lincoln Park lyrics
on the drawings.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Says, I tried so hard and got so far there
do you get good at the drawing when you're in there,
or because you've got all the time.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
I would imagine, So, like what else is there to do?

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Because he seems like he's in between state of being
terrible and really good. Yeah, he's on his way because
he's really I feel like like a few more years
in prison, and it sounds like he's gonna be there
for a while for what he did. He's shading is coming,
is going to pick up in about a year.

Speaker 6 (28:10):
Yeah, So I mean all he wants is Lincoln Park
tickets for this for this prison guard, which I think
is And we.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Have her name, the name, we.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Have all all.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
I just I figured we wouldn't say her name. I mean,
who cares if we say his name?

Speaker 6 (28:24):
I guess, well, I just don't want to upset anybody,
anybody fire.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yeah, that's what I was thinking, Like it's already tough
enough right now, do we want to get people fired?
Beef Water, you're in here, you've been listening to this,
all your thoughts on this jail mail where the guard
of the of the tickets?

Speaker 11 (28:37):
Yeah, the ticket part is fine. We can all agree.
The guy maybe made a grave mistake, yes, maybe.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Straight up murder.

Speaker 11 (28:49):
You don't know the circumstances of what brought all that on,
So I don't I'm gonna I'm gonna remove all of
that from.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
A situation, take murder out of it.

Speaker 11 (28:57):
I'm looking at this scenario as a guy to do
a nice thing for somebody that he sees it, shows
up to work every day, works hard, makes his day
a little brighter.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Is there a relationship just to make the world a better.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
My question though, is there a relationship between the two
or is he just crushing and wants to do something nice.
I think he's crushed. I think we'll find out.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
I'm having lunch with the both of them this after
sure quick cavity search and you're in for lunch.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
I think I think that it's also worth asking the question,
is this breaking the fourth wall for her?

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Because you know, if if.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
He finds a way to do a favor for her,
she's They're supposed to have a different kind of relationship,
like I'm in charge of the inmate, not you're getting
gifted things from an inmate in a roundabout way, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (29:43):
It's like but it almost sounds like this might be
above board because he said in the letter, he's like
I can't give you her contact information, but feel free
to reach out to the prison and they can get
you in touch with her.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
Well, looking for like a medium build, blonde, beautiful.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
And how does you know? Like you know, he knows
details about her, So it makes me think there's more
going on, and I'm hoping that it's nothing skilled but
there's details, like you know, I know she likes Lincoln
Park and personal things, So I don't know how far
that goes.

Speaker 11 (30:11):
They probably have contact on a regular bait, you know
what I mean, Like they're probably within contact all the time,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
I'm just working again. I'm not accusing anybody. I'm just
throwing it out there because you know what happens and
I don't. We don't know the full story, and it
is odd that he wants to help out another, you know,
prison guard.

Speaker 11 (30:27):
Well, if you're in prison all day and somebody's cool,
I get it would want to as you know, anything
is possible.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Let's not remember, let's not forget about the story not
too long ago where the woman broke the guy out
of jail.

Speaker 6 (30:39):
Seen the documentary It's not Netflix, Benicio del Toro.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
My point is, is it happens right, So is this
one of those cases? But what is it?

Speaker 5 (30:51):
Is it more likely that he gets to have a radio,
So he has a radio, so he's very possible. So
he knows that she likes the show. He says that
she knows that she likes Lincoln Park.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
We play that. That's just that's it's very possible. But
it's also possible that they they're putting blankets, blankets up
on the prison bars.

Speaker 11 (31:09):
Yes, I'm wondering if he is allowed to give her something,
like if he made her something, can.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
He That's that all That's my whole question.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
That's the fourth wall thing I'm talking about. So how
is is he allowed to give her things?

Speaker 2 (31:21):
How would we get her the tickets? And because could we?
But we got her name, we could reach out to
the prison.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
He wouldn't be giving her anything.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
We would be That's what I'm saying. We would reach
out to the better.

Speaker 11 (31:30):
He initiated the thing. So that's where it would get
a little murky.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Well, we would do, but they have to see the
prison letters. They read everything before it's sent out.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
Yeah, oh I didn't think about that, but I mean.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
They might just they might not think that's a big deal.
They might think that we know better than to do
that for him. I don't know. Text messages are coming in.
This one's from six to nine. Nine one says as oh,
that was from the early topic. This one says as
a next inmate, it's a Department of Corrections mail room.
That leads to the delay that they typically can open
screen and then reseal and send it out.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
Okay, so when they get to searching it, then they
send them together.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
So like, yeah, they probably have a lot of letters
to get through. And just like one or two guys
up there. Yeah, so all right, we got people calling in.
It's Tanner Jew and Laura. Is this Chris? Hey, yeah,
it is good morning, Chris. What's happening there?

Speaker 17 (32:13):
Hey, if you guys have any questions about the going
the going on of the Department of Questions, I could
I could answer.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Well, we're just trying to figure out this situation here
and and and like if we do give her the tickets,
how do we get her the tickets?

Speaker 3 (32:26):
You know?

Speaker 5 (32:27):
And can she accept them?

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Should we even do this in the first place? I
mean the guy it was recommended by somebod who killed somebody, So.

Speaker 17 (32:36):
Yeah, she probably she probably can. I mean, I don't
know where the logistics of that. He might they she
might end up working a different shift because of this.
Now they have radios in late type radios. Well, I
used to be in inside one. But you can buy radios,

(32:57):
listen to the stations whatnot, and a lot of it gets around.
So they'll probably be like, hey, so and so called
in blah blah blah, they're talking about you or whatever,
you know, stuff like that. But and then in regards
to like the art.

Speaker 18 (33:10):
Stuff, So I I used to be just a fair average,
like below average artist, and I did seven and a
half years for an assault that I I honestly didn't do,
couldn't fight my case. But while down you have all
that free time, you don't have any stress of the
outside world. And I honed in my art skills. I

(33:32):
sent you guys some some artwork on your ten or
doing laura Instagram page.

Speaker 17 (33:35):
Okay, I did not.

Speaker 18 (33:37):
Draw like that before.

Speaker 17 (33:39):
But when you literally you just wake up to stare
at your desk and your cell draw, all.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
I got to do is draw and flirt with prison
guards throwing something going on. I'd flirting with Larry. Yeah,
all right, we appreciate you, man. And glad you're out.
You're doing You're doing better now. It sounds like you're
doing pretty good.

Speaker 17 (34:00):
Yeah, yeah, I'm doing good man. I'm I'm I'm doing
that detailing. I'm I'm clear of trouble.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
Attention to detail?

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Right?

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Did you you said you didn't do it like what
it was to accuse you of stabbing somebody like this guy?
What you do?

Speaker 17 (34:15):
It was? It was an assault one and I basically
accused myself. I sent a message to somebody like two
weeks before the legally happens, saying, well, if he ever
comes around, I'm gonna do this. Well that ended up happening.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
I remember the story now, and they came for It.

Speaker 7 (34:31):
Was bad, but you know what it is.

Speaker 17 (34:34):
You just kind of live and learn how to talk
to people.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
There you go, brother, Thank you, bro, appreciate you. Glad
you're doing better. Uh, more of your calls and texts
coming up, and we're gonna get to the bottom of
this here and figure out if we should send this
linkoln park tickets or not. I think it's not a
bad idea. I guess help somebody out be fodder.

Speaker 11 (34:52):
I think it's there. I have a lot to I
have a lot of opinions on this situation. All right,
get into it.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
We'll be back in.

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(35:29):
the Blazers played right with them in the first half,
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I was probably making a bunch of grown noises as
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on fire as well. He had forty one points. Both
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Speaker 2 (36:17):
There's your supports, Thank you much. All right. Coming up next,
we got tickets to go see comedian Jerry Seinfeld when
he's taken over Bend this summer, and we'll play Rotten
Tomatoes game coming up next for your chance to win.
So we need callers ten and eleven right now, eight
six six four four five. Uh wait what you get
a stroke down there? You're getting there?

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Hold on play at eight six six four nine we'll
start the Stumm.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
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I like I stumbled on it.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
But it's there. Sometimes it's not, you know.

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Oh man, I'm gonna figure how to do this radio thing. Eventually,
that'd be great. The next try about.

Speaker 6 (36:50):
Twenty years, in twenty more and I'll figure out to Yeah,
so you've you're already twenty years and you're halfway there.

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Hone it in in forty years, all right, yes, eight six, six, four, four, five,
one five nine is a number looking for college center eleven.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Also coming up next, we're gonna talk more about this
prison letter we got. Should we help out this prison
guard details after Alice Cooper on the.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Brew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
All right, we're gonna play the Rotten Tomatoes game here
in a second for some Jerry Seinfeld tickets. But first
we in the top of the hour, we're talking about
this letter, a letter we got from an inmate at
the Oregon State Penitentiary. The letter starts off pretty intense.
I mean, like the first sentence, it's a pretty intense sentence.

Speaker 6 (37:31):
You want to Yeah, this person is in prison for
stabbing someone to death, right, Yeah, that's the gist of.

Speaker 11 (37:37):
A murder charge.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
He starts off as saying, well, you know, just let
you guys know, I'm not a good person, Like he
said that right from the get go.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
Yeah, he's writing on behalf of somebody who is.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
And then and then he started talking about this in
this prison security guard that is a female there, and
that he really thinks she's sweet and and it is
a big not just a big fan of our show,
but a big liking park fan and was hoping that he,
you know, could get us to give her some tickets.
Mm hm. So you know, the question is do we

(38:06):
do that?

Speaker 6 (38:07):
Yeah, because it sounds like, I mean, there are eight
pages of this letter and the entire time he's just
talking about what a great individual this part.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
I say we do. I say, we get it, we
try to track her down and we get into tickets.
Why not?

Speaker 5 (38:19):
And I think he's being a little harsh on himself, Like, now, granted,
what he did is terrible. He did a terrible thing,
but he's been in there a long time, and you're
not necessarily a terrible person.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
You've just done terrible Do you know how long he's
been there already? He's been in.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
There for like twelve or thirteen years.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
According to the news.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
The stabbing took place in twenty twelve.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
Okay, so jesus, yeah, thirteen years. So I mean, but
that's the thing is I do. And not all crimes
are created equal, but I do believe in the process
of rehabilitation.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Sure, right, And well that's the whole point of prison, right, yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
I mean it should be anyway.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yeah, but yeah, what's going on there is Is it
just a friend relationship? Is there something more going on.
Is it like the big story where the two broke out, Yeah,
where the female prison guard broke the inmate out and
then I broke them bold out and looked up with
them bold didn't they both they all ended up dead
at the end, right? Well?

Speaker 6 (39:13):
Yeah, okay, oh, I was thinking I was thinking of
another story because this happened where the two people did
get they did both die, the woman and the other inmate.
She just led him out on like a Tuesday during
the day.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
Or the fact that it happens more than once, it
shows that it's on the table.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Humans are human, I think.

Speaker 11 (39:36):
To be fair, we also have to look at maybe
she has no idea any of that is even a thing.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
That she's just been nice.

Speaker 11 (39:43):
He could feel a certain way and she might not
even be aware of it.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Well, he did make We don't know what she looks
like exactly, but he did send us drawings of what
she looks like.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
And if that's what she looks like, eighty percent of
them have a crush on her. Lonely man in a
jail show.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
She's got her.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
If that's what she looks like, I mean, come.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
On, she's got the same piercing as Laura.

Speaker 6 (40:04):
Yeah, great taste. Which is the what is it the
septum septim Yeah.

Speaker 11 (40:09):
Top lip looks a little short though, Well, it's that
blame the drawing, not the woman.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
I mean, she's she's at the mercy of his pen.
She's got a lot of gums.

Speaker 6 (40:18):
That is a good point, though she may have no
idea that he's spin right.

Speaker 7 (40:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (40:23):
I feel like you would have to reach out to
the to the prison, try and get in touch with
her and go, hey, so we got this letter. You
are involved. It's very benign. He wants to hook you
up with tickets to you.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
You know.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
And I do feel like the prison they read all
the letters that are sent out, and so they know,
like they know what's what's in this letter. So I
feel like if it is sketched, they're you know, they're
gonna I mean, what's the worst that can happen?

Speaker 5 (40:47):
We ask, they say no, no, and we go, oh,
I didn't know, we couldn't.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
I mean, I mean, I can't imagine that not letting
us just send send some tickets in the mail.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
I mean, her independent to her straight, right, I think
we should send them to him, and he holds him
over her head, for like, you know Salisbury's steak.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
Like that sounds like a better idea.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
I got no problem. I'll put some money on his books,
you know. I'll give him some top ramen. I'll give
my five bucks, ten bucks.

Speaker 11 (41:11):
Enjoy your oatmeal pies.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Yeah, and you're kool aid. Oh and you're Yeah, they
have like oatmel like the it's.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
It's like all the snacks that I've forgotten a path.

Speaker 11 (41:21):
It seems to be the hot commodity, the oatmeal pie.
It seems to come up a lot in jail discussion.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
I got a trunk of oatmeal cream pies like it
like they're gold coins.

Speaker 11 (41:30):
The thirty seven dollars apiece.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
But I think it's strategic. I don't think it's an accident.
And he sent us a commissary sheet on the back
of one of his pages. He's like, oh, by the way,
I do see that they're because there's like a menu
for Mexican food.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
Yeah, it's nice.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
He's like, if you want to give me a casada,
I'm not gonna give it back.

Speaker 11 (41:47):
I mean they're throwing seven ounces of meat on that dog.

Speaker 5 (41:51):
It does it gives you the exact amount of cheese
that will be spread on it too.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
We'll throw you a couple of bucks for a case
of diylla. Why not. Everyone's got to eat, even even
people who are guilty and murder.

Speaker 11 (42:01):
I do appreciate the gesture. I mean, I like, I
like the notion that he wants to help her do
something fun for being a good person.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Yeah, and what's it's the harm of you give him
some food? Who cares?

Speaker 6 (42:12):
And that probably is a pretty thankless job for the
most part. So it's nice that he's going out of.

Speaker 11 (42:16):
I think that would be one of the hardest jobs
out there. He's working in a prison.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
They say it is. So I'm putting some money in
your books, bro, all right.

Speaker 5 (42:24):
I have his like his book number on that thing.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
It might be in her somewhere in one of the
eight pages.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
I'm sure we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out.
But just to stop stabbing people. No shanks in prison,
no person shanks. Yes, all right, all right, let's play
this game that we like to call the rotten tomatoes game.
We're gonna read off some movies and or I guess
their TV shows.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
This week are TV shows?

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Yeah, and you just gonna have to tell us which
has a higher Rotten Tomato score. Now on Rotten Tomatoes,
they base the show on the whole season, like an
episode or one season. It's the whole thing, like you know,
as you know, the whole series.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
Yeah, I mean, which is good because all shows have
bad episodes.

Speaker 6 (43:05):
Yeah, and a reminder that this some of them aren't rated.
There is no Tomato score, so we went straight popcorn
bucket score, which is the audience score.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
All right, yeah, uh this this Keebler? What Keebler? How
are you doing this?

Speaker 19 (43:19):
Morning Morning brew?

Speaker 5 (43:21):
Does it when you hear his name? Do you want cookies?

Speaker 4 (43:24):
I got hungry all of a sudden, and I was
wondering why that must be it?

Speaker 5 (43:27):
I mean, does he live in a tree?

Speaker 4 (43:30):
He's just making funny because he's not funny.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Whole life.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Actually, I don't want the whole childhood.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
It was on television. Keebler was Keebler. You got to
get three out of five to win to get the
Jerry Seinfeld tickets, and if you lose, you have to
listen to us give your tickets to somebody who did
absolutely nothing.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
I'd be a real bummer.

Speaker 7 (43:51):
All right, let's go all right?

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Which show is rated higher on Rotten Tomatoes. South Park
or Rick and Morty.

Speaker 19 (44:03):
I gotta say South Park.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Is South Park rated higher than Rick and Morty, It's not, dude.
South Park has got an eighty percent Rick and Morty
ninety percent on Rotten Tomatoes.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
I mean they're both good, but south Park has been
going so long. I mean they deserve the credit.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
What show's rated higher on Rotten to Mots? Is it
Star Trek or The Twilight Zone?

Speaker 19 (44:31):
I will say Star Trek.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Is Star Trek rated higher on Rotten to Mots? No, No,
not going well, dude. Star Trek has a fifty ron tomatoes.
Come on, Twilight Zones got a ninety two.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
Wow, Twilight Zone going big. I was never a Star
Trek guy, but fifty seems painful.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
What show is rated higher on Rotten Tomatoes? Ozark or Narcos?

Speaker 19 (44:58):
I'll say Ozark, great show.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Ozark right at higher and run tomatoes.

Speaker 11 (45:04):
Man drew all that Keebler talk got him shut.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
He can't get it.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
I would have said the same thing for the record.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Yeah, me too. I only got through like one and
a half seasons of Narcos because I kept looking at
my phone and missing parts of the show.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Because you had to read the subtitle Ozark's.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Got an eighty two percent on Rotten Tomatoes, Narco's eighty
nine percent.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
My friend, just like the cookie Keepler gets nuts, nothing
but fud strips on that one.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
I means you got to listen to us. Give your
tickets to somebody who did absolutely nothing. And his name
is Curtis. What's happening, Curtis.

Speaker 19 (45:36):
R.

Speaker 20 (45:37):
Hey, this is awesome.

Speaker 21 (45:38):
I've never want anything before on the radio.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
You're going to Jerry Seinfeld. Congratulations. Yeah you.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
It's gonna like to hear the first time winner though.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
I like that, it's nice. It's just like, yeah, it's
fine when you lose something like tickets to go see Garbage,
you know the band.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Yeah, and also yeah trash trash, but you.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Don't know if Seinfeld will be back. I mean, just
to rub it in a little more. Yeah, we found
out this morning. He's seventy years old, so and he
has a billy.

Speaker 21 (46:05):
So I just want to say, you guys are like awesome.
Every one of you has like a unique characteristic and
then you throw in the beast. Oh man, you guys
me laugh.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Thanks man. I appreciate that a lot. It means a
lot to us. Also, make good soup without the beef.

Speaker 11 (46:18):
And your name's Nabisco from here for something something?

Speaker 2 (46:23):
All right, hang on the Bisco, hang on, we'll get
your information. He's actually he lost, so Nibisco, we have
to let you go.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
Keebler, Keebler, Keebler.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
We gotta let Oh, there's two pop Okay, I get yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
Beef is just confusing people giving people names.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Of cookie regardless. I'm going to the grocery store immediately.

Speaker 11 (46:39):
Appreciate.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
We'll have more of these tickets tomorrow and online at
one of five nine dot com. It's time of the
Big Story, where we go around the room sharing what
we think the biggest stories of the day are. Who
wants to go first?

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Laura?

Speaker 4 (46:51):
I can go first because I got a really big story.
And it's also a big announcement.

Speaker 6 (46:55):
You guys, all right, it's a concert announcement, Okay, coming?

Speaker 4 (46:59):
Are we ready for that?

Speaker 6 (47:00):
I am right July twenty second to the Cascades Amphitheater
formerly the rb InStyle Resorts Ampitheater.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Right, and by the way, that is just a fillin
name till I get a new sponsor.

Speaker 6 (47:14):
Yes, even though I like it, I like Cascades Ampathey
I did too, but it's just temporary.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Yes, anyway until actually we should just start calling at
the Tanner Drew and Laura Amphitheater. I can't tell further
Notice the.

Speaker 6 (47:23):
T dnl Amphitheater, July twenty second, one oh five nine.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
The Brew Welcomes.

Speaker 6 (47:30):
Vultbeat, We're a special guest, Hailstorm and the Ghost inside.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
I thought you were going to play some volbeat. Sorry
for the pause.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
It's all right. I should have We should have planned ahead,
just had some deciding.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
I mean, that was what you did. There was good bear.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Volbeys on those bands where they always catch in my ear,
you know what I mean, Like I'll hear them on
the rading. I'm like, damn, that's that guy's got a
big voice.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Yeah, it's a very unique voice.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (47:57):
Anyway, if you want to go to the show, tickets
go on sale next Friday, that is March fourteenth, ticketmaster
dot com.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Speaking of rock stars, it looks like Green Day's Billy
Joe Armstrong and Rapper Too Short by Steaks in the
Oakland Ballers.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
Well, who are the Oakland Ballers.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Oakland Ballers is a professional baseball team in the East Bay.
The Ballers aimed to bring families to games to restore
good vibes to Oakland after the departure.

Speaker 11 (48:25):
Of the A's.

Speaker 5 (48:26):
Oh wow, yeah, that's comparable.

Speaker 6 (48:29):
You know what's messed up, too, is that I just
learned this and maybe it's not messed up. Maybe it
makes sense, but the A's are moving to Las Vegas, right,
but the meantime they're playing in Sacramento and Sacktown was like,
let's call them the Sacramento A's, and the A's were
like no, And so now they're just known as the Athletics.
There will be like no geographics.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Why couldn't they just stay where they're at until they
go to Vegas?

Speaker 6 (48:49):
I don't know, I don't know, but yeah, so now
they won't have any no city it's associated.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Nope, none For another couple of years.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
The team allows fans to buy shares and have a
say in team decisions, breaking down the wall between teams
and fan bases. Too Short appreciates the team's connection to
the Oakland diversity and culture. So you know that's cool.
I guess it's be cool. Green Day's Bill jear Armstrong's
got enough money I would to imagine.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
Oh for sure, And he was pretty bummed when the
A's left.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
So yeah, maybe it'll be a fun little experience. Get
too short to perform at the seventh inning stretch.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Can you imagine how he lives in Oakland? Because how
it's is not that expensive?

Speaker 5 (49:29):
Is it become San Francisco light?

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Really?

Speaker 5 (49:33):
You know, because you can't afford to live there, so
it's gone. It's like how Springfield, Oregon became a nice
city because they ran out of room in the city
next to it. The big story to me is, you know,
I was going to talk about Yeasy's, but who cares
about yasis when you.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Can lose a ton of weight for cheap.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
Now, the makers of wee Govi, one of those popular
weight loss drugs Yeah, says that they will now supply
it directly to customers, skipping the middleman and dropping the price. Now,
it's still expensive to get rid of your love handles
and your your little party boobs. It's going to be
four ninety nine a month. That is a lot, but

(50:09):
that's down from thirteen hundred a month. So if you
think about it, before you had to really finance your
weight loss, whereas in this is an opportunity to get
in where you fit in and other popular weight loss
drugs are coming down in price. This reminds me of
a Wiener palooza when they first got generic versions of

(50:31):
Kyle dysfunction drugs. The prices just start to plummet, and
all of a sudden, you're in a wheelhouse where each
and every person can lose weight. If it's not gonna
hurt people and you're gonna lose weight, let's make it
affordable so we can be a healthier society. I do think,
I mean, I think that exercise and eating right is
going to be best.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
But if that doesn't work for you, it just seems
a little short. It does seem a little to sketch.
The fast Track pill, it makes.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
It seems impossible.

Speaker 6 (50:56):
We don't know what the what the long term effects effects,
and once you stop taking it you gain the weight back.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
But we do know the effects of if you stay
that that's true.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
That's a good point, yep.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
All that stuff comes with it. Stroke end up like
Kuato from Total Recall.

Speaker 6 (51:12):
Was that?

Speaker 2 (51:12):
What is it?

Speaker 20 (51:13):
Was?

Speaker 6 (51:13):
It?

Speaker 2 (51:13):
The little was It was a little creature that came
out of the stomach.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
I don't remember the name, but I could draw the
creature for.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
You, right, you remember that could be fought.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
I don't well, and you know I don't because I've
never seen them.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
I didn't even ask, were all right? Thank you. More
of those stories online at one five nine in the
brew dot com just click on Tanner, Drew and Laura
coming up next. What's your craziest TSA experience going through
TSA or customs? A friend of ours went through customs
the other day and it was wild. I Drew's seen
some things. I've seen some things. What crazy thing happened

(51:45):
to you at TSA? Your calls after three days Grace
on the Brew.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
You're listening to Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
So we want to know, what is the craziest thing
that ever happened to you going through TSA or customs.
I've seen some things, Drew seen some things. We were
talking to our Breddy, our buddy Marcus and the Donkeys
Shop podcast yesterday, which you can hear online at one
of five nine in the brew dot com. He just
went to Kancun and went through customs and he had
like a really crazy experience.

Speaker 5 (52:13):
Yet the computers broke that do the facial recognition, so
it backed up like a thousand people.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Yeah, and like right then a big plane with like
four hundred Russian people were on it or two hundred
rushing pop I remember there's a couple hundred Russian people.

Speaker 6 (52:26):
Yes, that's not if that's not an argument to like
maybe have a backup plan for the facial recognition thing
or you know, like what is because that's so inefficient.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Yeah, Marcus, And you can hear the Donkeyship podcast online.
But he said that he was in line for hours.
Fights were breaking out, people were panicking, and like.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
All the while, his wife got through, and so he
was left without a boarding pass because everything's on her phone.
They slip her through and then stop him, and so
he had none of his stuff to prove that he's
supposed to be in Mexico.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
And at some point he had her phone, right, so
he couldn't call her because she had made it through,
and then he she threw him hurt the phone because
all the information was on that.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
But she had taken the screenshot of the wrong tickets.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
That's right, and so she went through the TSA or customs,
and by that point he couldn't even see her or
get to her, and he had her phone the wrong
info and he couldn't call her, and so it was like,
it's just a nightmare.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
And I didn't even think about that little caveat that.
Once he had the phone and the wrong info, there's
no way to contact her, like you can't, I mean.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Just a scream stuck over here.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
How would suck?

Speaker 2 (53:32):
So what happened to you? Eight six six four four
five one o five nine. You can also send us
a text on her McLaughlin Chevrolet text line at nine
eight one ninety seven. I remember, I mean, not a
lot of crazy things have happened to me, but it
does seem like every single time I go through TSA,
I get the pat down, like the one where they
touch my my genitals, and it's like they always say,

(53:53):
do you want to go to a room and do
this privately? Dude, let's just get this over with. I'm
already lad for my flight.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
Yeah, use the back of your hand, and.

Speaker 22 (53:59):
That's what they do.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
But it's really uncomfortable, and I don't know why I'm
always chosen. I actually asked why am I always getting
He said it had something to do with the fact
that my pants sagged a little bit, so I've been
doing that sometimes. It doesn't help, And he also said
it had something to do with my belt. So frankly,
you look sketchy, sir. I don't know what to do
to help you.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
But you're supposed to be taking your belt off anyway.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
No, I don't think you'd have to take it off
through the TSA.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
Yes, maybe that's the problem I keep forgetting to take
your belts.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
I probably took that off that It must have been
something else, buttons something one always goes off and I
get dragged aside and like people are looking at me
like who's this there?

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Criminal?

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Yeah, like who's what's he thinking? On the plane?

Speaker 5 (54:43):
Well, it's as simple as thing can do it. I
bought some shorts that were the wrong or not the
wrong cut. They were perfect shorts, but on the inside
there's like a seam that is supposed to be like
make them better. Well that seem looks like you're storing
drugs or something in your crot So every time I
wear those, I have to choose do I want to
be comfortable? And it felt up and I've been opting
for yes so far, you know, so it could be

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as simple as that. The way your jeans are on
their scanner looked different in.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
The Thinner, Like if you show up, if you show
up in some basketball short, it's the Thinner. It's it's
really uncomfortable for them too. Oh yeah, exactly, Sure, go
ahead and pat me down. You're gonna feel everything.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
Like there's nothing left to your imagination here, sir.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
What what happened to you? Did you get pulled into
a room and you know, cavity searched. I don't know
if they do that.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
I mean, well, they probably would if they thought you
had kester chronic band over.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Maybe not chronic, but keister coke, especially like the customs
of seeing that being more strict. Mm hmm. What about
you guys? Did you ever go through TSA and just
have a crazy experience?

Speaker 5 (55:40):
For me, it was just and I've told you this before, Tanner,
but I rarely travel with my whole extended family, you know.
And we were all on a trip, all going on
a flight, so like we're going through like the Griswolds
through TSA, and I hadn't been on a trip in
a while, and I grabbed a backpack that I loaded
up as my carry on. What I did I didn't realize

(56:00):
until I got to TSA. Well, actually through tsa and
a hand on my shoulder. Was that I had left
all of my camping supplies and some borderline contraband in
this bag, which was three different pocket.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Knives, oh my god, and a.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Handful of lighters.

Speaker 5 (56:17):
Because it was all just like, oh, I don't use
this stuff, it's all in this bag.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
And then I took that bag, but the.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
Thing was checked the contents of your bag first?

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Did I just tell you what was in it? Clearly not?

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Yeah, I mean yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
So what happened was she found one pocket knife and
a lighter and she's like, is that it? And I'm like,
of course it is, I'm gonna put it back through.
Then she found another knife, and like it was, she
just kept finding blades in the bag. And you can't
keep those like car tops of camping knives. You can
either you have two choices either walk back out and
send it to yourself or throw it in the trash.

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So she's just burying pocket knives. She sprinkled lighters in there,
and my family's standing there.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Like what does this guy do?

Speaker 2 (56:57):
And this is was pre nine eleven, right, yeah, this
is like if this okay, I E would have kicked
I mean, actually, no, this is post nine to eleven.

Speaker 5 (57:06):
Okay, this is post nine eleven because we're going We're
not going to Europe.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
We're at TSA. So I'm surprised you just didn't get
tazed where you stood.

Speaker 5 (57:13):
But I think it's I wonder how often a pocket
knife comes through, and I'm sure a lot, but three
of them and a handful of lighters.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Seems like, I'm here to take a plane. What were you?

Speaker 4 (57:23):
What were you planning to do?

Speaker 5 (57:24):
They took the nine to eleven planes with less.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Yeah, Oh my god, I got to check your bags
before you before you. Yeah, I learned that lesson the
hard way.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
For sure.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
We got some text messages coming in this one, says.
Teddy says. Craziest experience for her going through TSA was
my vibrator, which was packed in my suitcase arrived in
Hawaii with a little smiley face drawn on it.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
Oh creepy, Okay, that is such.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Somebody went through her stuff and drew on her vibrantor
that is creepy.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
That is not okay, like a yuck sticker. Yeah, like
the Little Green Man.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Jake says, I get randomly selected every time I go
through Vegas I get out of Portland just fine, but
it's without fail that I get pulled for additional screening
in Vegas.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
Interesting.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
I always look like I'm probably not eligible to fly
on the way home from Vegas.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
There, sir, you know You're not the only you're over served.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
And it's seven am, Laura, what about you? And you know,
like when you went to Iceland, was there anything crazy
through customs?

Speaker 3 (58:22):
No?

Speaker 6 (58:23):
Honestly, all of my like, I haven't really had any
traumatizing stories from TSA or customs.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
The problems that I've had have all been.

Speaker 6 (58:32):
Driving to Canada, which from Detroit is literally right across
the river. Yeah, so when I intern you can see it.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
You can see it. Yes.

Speaker 6 (58:43):
So when I interned in college, i interned for there
were offices in Detroit, but it was a Canadian radio station.
It had Canadian call letters and all that.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
It's interesting. It was crazy because when I lived there,
they know they can say s on the radio there
and it broadcasts right into that. They don't care.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
It's all rules.

Speaker 23 (58:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (58:58):
It was my favorite radio station and growing up, and
then I got to work there, which I thought was cool,
and so naturally I wanted to go see the studios
and windsor so I drive across the border.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
I was broke at the time.

Speaker 6 (59:10):
All I had was a credit card to get through customs,
which was fine on the US side. They take my
credit card, charge me like the two bucks or whatever
it was at the time to drive into Canada. I go,
I sit in for a shift at the radio station,
and then I drive back. Well, I wait forty five
minutes in line to get through customs on the Canadian side,
get up to the booth and they're like, all right,

(59:31):
two bucks. I hand them my credit card. They're like,
we don't take credit. We don't take card. And I
was like, well, they took it on the other side,
and they're like, well, that's that's not how it goes
on the Canadian side.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Well I should have told you.

Speaker 6 (59:43):
I was like, I don't have any cash, and they're like, yeah,
I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
We can't let you through. And I was like, so
I'm just gonna be stuck.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
I don't have I'm a Canadian now because I don't
have two bucks.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
Doesn't that seem like that would just cause a problem
all day every day?

Speaker 7 (59:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (59:57):
And I mean it was two thousand and eight to
and nine, so you translation as prevalent. But they're like,
you're gonna have to back back down the lane, go
to an ATM and get cash and then come back.
So it was so embarrassing first of all because in
front of like everybody else waiting in line for customs,
I had to like back my little Chevy Cavalier back

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down the lane and go get a twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
I like to look at this crazy American bitch back
and und she doesn't know what she actually believed, this
liqutor go just all the way.

Speaker 6 (01:00:26):
Down the lane, which I did, went to a gas station,
got a twenty dollar bill. Which what am I going
to use twenty bucks in Canadian money for when I
get back to the States. I wait in line for
another forty five minutes, get back up to the booth.
The guys were like, yeah, we saw what happened back there.
We feel bad. So you could just go through.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Oh my god. And I was like, but for nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
I have my money and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
There still has that twenty in the glow.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
Yeah it's still it's.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Still hours later.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
Yeah, but I was like, I just just take my money.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Process took what a couple of hours, and you could
have just gone through.

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
We could have just gone through. They're like, you just
go Sorry about that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
I was unbelievable. Never again, what's so wildest thing that
ever happened to you? I see the phones going crazy.
The talkbacks and text messagers are coming in. We'll get
to these next. It's Tanner, juwill Or hang on.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
And now Bruce Sports. Bruce Sports. Here's Drew. Hello.

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
Well, if your team's looking for a high end defensive
player in the NFL, you might just get a five
time pro bowler. The Chargers have just released their longest
tenured player in Joey Bosa. Now Nick Bosa is his brother,
the superstar for the forty nine ers. Rumor is they
might decide to play together. That would make us all

(01:01:41):
so happy to get those forty nine ers more superstars.
But this is what sucks. You know, you play for
one team your whole life. He was just doing an
interview the other day where he said he thinks he's
gonna be a Charger for life. Well, money is money,
and the organization knew that if he stayed on the
roster for three more weeks, they have to pay twenty
five million dollars, And so they said Bye bye, Joey.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
He has gone.

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
The former number three overall pick now a free agent
for the first time in his life. Now he's made
over one hundred million dollars in this league. But it
would be cool to see two brothers on the same team.
I was just hoping maybe they could be on my
team or somebody else's team. Deserves to win championships, but
that's a whole other thing. And finally, the Blazers did

(01:02:27):
drop one last night to the Celtics, but tomorrow night
they'll take on the Oklahoma City Thunder before returning home
over the weekend. You want to get tickets to Blazergames
Blazers dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
There's just sports. Hey you very much. Coming up next
to more of your calls about the worst thing that
the craziest thing. I guess that happened to you going
through TSA or customs. Did you did you get cavity searched?
I really want to talk to somebody who got searched.
That's what I want to know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
What was that like? That was kind of nice. I'm interested.
It's one of five nine the Brute Tanner, Jo and
Laura with Hunger strike yearly thing that Drew and.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Laura, Drew and Laura, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
What's the craziest thing that ever happened to you going
through TSA or customs? I definitely have seen videos of
and Drew saw actually is with his own eyes. People
had like bags of soup in grocery bags there.

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
People from other countries are really bold and kind of
clueless on what should be packed.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Yeah, so literally Customs pulls out of their suitcase a
grocery bag, safely bag, but it's just soup and it's
tied off at the top. Like that is so unsecure.

Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
Yeah, not only is that more than three ounces? How
does that not spill everywhere?

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
How did you get it on the plane in the
first place? Like I'm guessing there was soup in the
bottom of that bag that you for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
Everything probably smells the limes like spit, split pea.

Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
He actually had a color and this is gross, like
broccoli cheese, you know, broccoli.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
Cheese, soup, broccoli cheddar is It just.

Speaker 5 (01:03:50):
Kind of looks like a chowder, a green chowder is
what it looked like.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
We're getting a call right now, and again I don't
know who this is, but it does say O D
O C, which I'm pretty sure stands for organ Department
of Corrections. Hello, Standardo and Laura. Oh they hung up.
They hung up.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
They knew are we in trouble?

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
Are we in trouble?

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
I don't like we're not in trouble.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
We're going into seventh grade mode. Yeah, you're a don't
give me a detention.

Speaker 5 (01:04:19):
You're out of our crime ring. I mean, she is
such a nark. You see how quickly she was going
to turn on us?

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Yeah, dude, yeah, you would have thrown this. Can you
interview me first? I got a lot to say, all right, costs.

Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
I'm bummed that they hung up.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Well, we'll get back into that later on because we
get some prison email or some prison mail this morning.
We read it and uh, we're trying to figure out
if we can give this guard at Oregon State Penitentiary
some concert tickets mm hmm. Anyway, we'll get back to
that later. Yeah, we want to know about the crazy
thing that happened to you at Tessa. Did you get
the cabin search and how was it? Got some talkbacks

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that came through the iheah radio app.

Speaker 13 (01:05:02):
My wife is a runner. We just got back from Vegas.
She did a half marathon there. She had a big
baggye of white powder that's actually for drink stuff, but
took it through TSA in the carry on, not once
there or back were we stopped. Could have been a
big baggy, a dope and no one batter.

Speaker 11 (01:05:23):
Than I illegal and Santana John went Airport and the
Portland Airport.

Speaker 7 (01:05:30):
I can take you to a part of the wall
where there's a doorway that takes you to the back
so you can get padded down.

Speaker 19 (01:05:35):
It just happens to me my last two trips.

Speaker 20 (01:05:38):
Gratefully it hasn't, but it just goes.

Speaker 11 (01:05:40):
Along with the territory of having long hair looking the part,
even though you're.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Not that a party they say that aren't profiling and're
totally profiling.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
Yeah, I mean he does call himself mister illegal.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Right, Okay, what is the craziest thing that happened to
you going through TSA? Your customs Hyatt's tannered you and Laura.

Speaker 24 (01:05:56):
Good morning, Hey, good morning, you guys do it good man?

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
Good a.

Speaker 24 (01:06:02):
Uh Okay, So it's a little bit of a story.
I'll make it short so it's relevant. I've adopted, I
am Hispanic, and my adoptive mother is Japanese and going
through I haven't had like any crazy searches or you know,
like had downs or anything or be accused of doing
something I wasn't doing.

Speaker 7 (01:06:21):
But because I'm.

Speaker 24 (01:06:22):
Obviously Hispanic, my mother is very clearly Japanese, they had
taken us into a private room and I don't remember
who said what, but they basically accused my mother of
stealing me and us not being and they went into
like a huge investigative mode about it, and we actually
missed our flight because.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Oh my god, like, sorry, but you've been trafficked. We
will let you know that. I saw a video of
a woman who was melting down in a public place
the other day because she was accusing these two, these
two women of doing the same thing, of trafficking their daughter,
which was.

Speaker 5 (01:06:56):
I feel like, you gotta be real sure, like my
kids look like me, but I mean a lot of
kids don't look like their parents, especially so how adopted parents.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
How did your mom prove it?

Speaker 7 (01:07:07):
I just just ideas.

Speaker 24 (01:07:09):
And she said, Okay, this is my son's name, this
is his phone number, and the TSA and police said, okay,
call this phone number, and so my mom called the
phone number, and then you know, obviously my cell phone
went off, and the cops and the TSA security felt like,
you know, not.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
That's crazy. I bet your mom was pissed.

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
Did they have to pay for your flights or like
what we like what happened after that?

Speaker 24 (01:07:32):
No, it was it wasn't competent or anything. They're just like, oh, hey, sorry,
I'm like, yeah, sorry for like what doing something you
guys do every day profile people.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
I feel like there needs to be a TSA help
desk because you go to the you go to the
ticket count and they're like kick rocks, but they are
the reason that happened. And he's old enough to have
a cell phone.

Speaker 25 (01:07:50):
You're not.

Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
It's not a three year old in a backpack, right, Like,
why are you doing this?

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
How old were you at the time?

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
Probably fift maybe wild?

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Like they come speak for himself, He's like, no, I'm
not being traffic. In my head, I saw a small
child too, that's what he's basically a grown man. All right, dude,
that's wild. I'm glad that you got out of there,
and uh, that's that's crazy. That's cool your mom to
do that though.

Speaker 5 (01:08:17):
To keep you It could have just gone on that trip.
She could have just left you there. You know you're right,
You know, kid, we tried. He's obnoxiously He's definitely trafficked.
I'm heading to Cancun, right.

Speaker 24 (01:08:28):
Right, Well, I wouldn't have cared if we missed flight,
but we were going to Vegas.

Speaker 19 (01:08:31):
I'm like, oh, dang.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
Ah man bomber and at fifteen you're about to see
some stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Appreciate the call, dude. Thanks. We got some text messages
coming in on our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line. This one
comes from fifty two eighty eight. Says I was going
through the checkpoint this is a couple of years back,
and had a little snow globe with me. Because of
the liquid and the top, they told me that they
had to confiscate it. My other choice was to check
the globe, and it was going to cost like twenty
dollars to do so. Having friends who worked in airports,

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they told me that employees sometimes pick from the stuff
that they take, you know, like they like, Oh, I
confiscated this, and I was not having it. So I
broke the globe on the counter and they flipped out.
I was pulled to the side and thoroughly searched, not
quite a cavity search, but they got real personal.

Speaker 5 (01:09:16):
Well, you broke glass at the counter, Like, you're not.

Speaker 4 (01:09:19):
Taking my snow globe.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
If I can't have it, nobody can. And in a
post nine to eleven world, the liquid rule is just
a hard fast like did he just let out a
gas or something?

Speaker 6 (01:09:28):
Right, I don't think it had anything to do with like,
oh somebody wanted your snow globe. I think it's like
you were trying to bring liquid on a place.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
I got to do that. I got a nice long
lecture from their chief, but they but they were not
getting my globe. I'm keeping this. It's got jagged glass
in it, but it's going in the backpack. Hi, it's Stannard,
you and Laura, good morning.

Speaker 20 (01:09:48):
Hey, this is a Josh. Hey, I have a story
about TSA.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
All right, go ahead.

Speaker 20 (01:09:52):
They thought that they thought that I had a bomb
in a briefcase.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Yeah, what year.

Speaker 7 (01:10:01):
It was about?

Speaker 20 (01:10:03):
It was about two thousand and seven.

Speaker 5 (01:10:06):
So in a post bomb world at the airport.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
So what happened?

Speaker 20 (01:10:09):
Yeah, yeah, it was post nine to eleven. So I
actually worked for a company that made security equipment, and
I was an engineer and I was working on a
new device, and I was taking it to see a
customer to show some of the capabilities of this thing.
So it's a freaking briefcase and you open it up.
It's got lots of buttons and wires and all kinds

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of stuff all over and they swiped it down for
explosives and it came up positive.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
What so, what did they go ham on you at
that point?

Speaker 20 (01:10:45):
Yeah, so here's what they did. All of a sudden,
I looked around. There's probably like ten tsagents around me. Yeah,
like not super close, but everybody watching my moves what
I'm going to do. And they called up a special
interrogator type of guide, asked me a million questions in
like fifty different ways to see if I was lying right,

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And the whole time they were doing background checks on
me all kinds of stuff, and I told him, you know,
what was going on, and uh so they kept testing
that thing and kept coming up positive. And what they
determined was the adhesives that I used to hold in
the phoam and stuff like that. Right when they start

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to break down, they released some of the same chemicals.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
And a bad deals.

Speaker 19 (01:11:33):
Yeah, but uh they.

Speaker 20 (01:11:34):
Finally let me go, but they totally take.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
After how long? How long? How long does this whole
thing take?

Speaker 18 (01:11:40):
Tink?

Speaker 20 (01:11:40):
About forty five minutes. I was almost late for my flight.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Oh he didn't miss it. I thought this was like
a four hours. Yeah, I mean, you've gotta.

Speaker 20 (01:11:48):
I thought I was gonna be on the newspaper. I
thought I was gonna be on the front page of
the Oregonian or something.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Yeah, it was it part of you that was freaked
out or you're like, were you thing saying to yourself,
this isn't explosive, It'll work itself out because they're I
would think I would just keep holding onto that thought,
like I.

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
Know I'm gonna do anything wrong, This isn't a bomb.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
I will hold onto that. Yeah, this will come out
in the wash.

Speaker 20 (01:12:07):
Yeah yeah. So half of me, no, I guess, But
the other half was like, oh my god, these guys
are gonna totally just arrest me and I'm not gonna
it was a big meeting and everything. I thought it
was going to fail at my job and all kinds
of stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:12:23):
That's crazy, dude, that is crazy and all over some
cheap glue.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Do they they keep did they give back your suitcase
at least? Or do they keep it.

Speaker 20 (01:12:32):
They did. They kept they let me have my suitcase.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Okay, that was but they but they kept the INNERDS
or they gave you the suitcase.

Speaker 20 (01:12:40):
They gave me the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
The probably realized it. We just wasted our time, guys.
Let's wrap it up. Forty five minutes. I'm going to break.
I gotta take my lunch, all right, dude, thanks for
the call. We appreciate it.

Speaker 20 (01:12:54):
All right, have a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
That's wild.

Speaker 5 (01:12:57):
I guess you don't want a briefcase with a bunch
of wires coming out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Yeah, I mean it does make sense.

Speaker 6 (01:13:01):
I was like, especially if it has the same residue
as a bomb would have.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Yeah, that's if it looks and it looks like a
bomb and is now saying it is an explosive.

Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
I would have treated it like a bass a security guard.
I would have been like, okay, we got a situation. Yeah,
and I think it's where the letter to the manufacturers
give my heads up that shows up as a bomb
if you take it to an airport.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
I almost got tasted, because yes, thanks. More talkbacks coming
in through the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 25 (01:13:25):
Worst TSA experience was in Dallas. I was with some
coworkers and we were traveling for work. They had those
ropes set up that got everyone separated into different lines,
and everyone was in the same line. So me and
my couple coworkers went to a different line where there
was no one in it and it was not blocked off.
This guy yelled at security until we were cutting in

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line and that we took the rope down and that
we were being terrorists the TSA and eventually asked us
to go to the back of the line just to
make this guy happen.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Oh, come on, terrorists going back along.

Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
You can't just be shouting at people that they're terrorists.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
It's an airport, very aggressive. I feel like that's like
yelling fire in a theater. You can't do it all right,
More of your calls and talkbacks coming up. What is
your craziest TSA or customs experience? Laura one O five
nine the Brew Portland's rock station. Tanner to and Laura,

(01:14:20):
So we want to know what's the craziest thing that
happened to you going through TSA. Did it did you
miss your flight because you got pulled to the side,
did you get to an argument with the TSA employee?
I've seen some rude ones where I've kind of like said, hey,
you don't know what to do with your attitude, but
I'm just trying to trying to get to Vegas.

Speaker 4 (01:14:36):
Never a good idea, though, to pick a fight with
the TSA agent, and.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
I don't try to pick five with them, but if
they if they have a blatantly rude mouth thought, I'm
gonna be sarcastic. Yeah, I'm definitely gonna be snippy.

Speaker 5 (01:14:46):
And I hate when they don't give up on it,
when they know that it's going to be fine, Like
if you have efficiently packed even protein bars, they'll be like,
what is this wad of stuff? Sorry, it's efficient packing.
Close the bag.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
I'm not I'm not smug drugs. I'm just trying to
fit more into my say exactly. So, yeah, what happened
to you? We got some sorry, some text messages coming
in on a McLoughlin Cheverlet text line. This one says
TSA story. Every time my twenty two year old son
goes through TSA, they said he has a metal in
his groin area, and the agent's always caught a feel.

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We joke and tell my son that he's that he
has balls of.

Speaker 5 (01:15:22):
Steel man, And that's gonna be tough because you tell
him ahead of time. 're like, oh, so I have
this thing. They're like, no worries hop in hands about
the head. Next thing you know, you're you're butt naked.

Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
Thirty ninety five says I used to work on a
federal port here in Portland, and I was smoking on
my way into work. I totally forgot that I had
my bubbler on my lap and I drove through the checkpoint,
but they never said a word. I went to get
out of the car once I once I got through,
and it fell and I had a minor panic attack.

Speaker 5 (01:15:52):
Oh yeah, man, worried about getting caught, but more worried
about breaking my bubbler.

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
Yeah. This one says I was going through I was
going through checkpoint a couple of years back. I already
read that one about the snow globe, which is pretty intense.
Still liquid, Carol, pretty it is. It's got some talk
facs coming in through the iheartradiwa hey brew crew.

Speaker 7 (01:16:14):
Uh yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:16:14):
I flew one time back to the Motherland in southern California,
and I brought a box of In and Out cheeseburgers
in my suitcase. It's like eight cheeseburgers something like that.
Food looks like drugs on an X ray machine. I
guess it just glows white. And they had to search
my pack, you know, they go, why are you bringing cheeseburgers?

Speaker 11 (01:16:37):
And I go all the closest in and out.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
It's like five hours away.

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
I'm with TSA on this one. Why are you traveling
with cheeseburgers in your suitcase? It's because they're delicious.

Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
Yeah, they're fresh.

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
Yeah, exactly. He seems to be an addict. I mean,
some people can reheat fast food, but those people are
dead inside and should be arrested. It'll never be the same.
It is so gross.

Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
So in and out's good, but it's not that God comes.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
It is pretty delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
The burger.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
Do you think you pack one up? Might next time
I'm in the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
I might.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
You might catch one in a carry on.

Speaker 11 (01:17:10):
Yeah, let's throb a trout.

Speaker 26 (01:17:11):
Hey, I could vouch for Drew. I've seen the soup
thing in the tea in the customs line as well.
It had me confused as all hell, but I've seen
similar things as well, the soup among other things.

Speaker 19 (01:17:25):
So it's crazy stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
People putting soup and grocery bags and putting them in
their suitcase.

Speaker 4 (01:17:30):
Really efficial, best way to transport that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
Once it's laying there, it works. You know what I saw.
These grocery bags are stronger than you think. I saw
the survivalists show you how to boil water with a
plastic bag without melting it. There's a way to do it,
and you got to keep the It's got to have
some distance between it.

Speaker 5 (01:17:50):
But yeah, and it probably it's boiling. It's melting point
is above boiling point. Maybe that would work.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
I don't know how to do it. I should probably
figure how to do it. I just watched it and
then moved on to the next. That's interesting. I have
no water to burn up bags we drinking plastic.

Speaker 27 (01:18:04):
I left the package going through customs in Mexico. Just
as I walked out of customs, where you could not
turn around and go back in. I left my bag
with my phone, my wallet, camera and other carry on stuff,
and I could see it, but I couldn't get to it,
and it took me an hour to get it cleared
up and picked off.

Speaker 8 (01:18:26):
I had gone through TSA post nine to eleven. Maybe
like two thousand and four with my girlfriend for a wedding,
and we thought it would be fun to bring our
favorite game catchphrase and right before we started going through TSA,
we heard beeping coming out of my backpack and when
we opened it up, the catchphrase game was on and
it was the craziest thing. The word that it was

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trying to get us to guess was bomb. I'm so
glad that nobody actually caught that. We turned it off
to the batteries out and just kind of stared at
each other for a minute.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
It was what, You're lucky some hero didn't kick you
in the back. Yeah, just flying Lou Kang bicycle kick.
I mean that is wild. Beeping in bomb hnts because yeah,
if you're next to that, beep beep bomb, beep beep bomb,
like I'm running in the opposite direction. Yeah, I'm running,
not going to stay and ask questions. Oh my god,
that's wild. Let's go to line one. It's Tanner Jew

(01:19:16):
and Laura. Craziest thing that ever happened you going through
TSA or customs?

Speaker 7 (01:19:21):
Uh? Yeah, I took my life to Hawaii, home to
Hawaii for a birthday and she forgot to unpack her
flashlight out of her carry on bag, and when we
got there we realized it was there. And it clearly
says three hundred thousand volts on it. It's a taser.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:19:40):
And that's not even the best part. They went to
a beach barbecue the next day and was hanging out
with this couple telling them what idiots they were at
TSA and both of them worked for TSA and Honolulu.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Bro, you could have taken the whole plane. Man, The
taser is pretty aggressive. That's crazy. How does that makes
me nervous that that actually happened?

Speaker 5 (01:20:02):
That things are slipping through?

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (01:20:04):
All right? I have to business someone my wife's electric
wheelchair every time we get there, because if they don't
know how to do it to remove the batteries, and honestly,
it would be so easy to slide something in there
because they pat her down like a criminal. Depends on
who pay attention to the damn chair.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
Really, that is sketchy. That is something that I hope
someone you know, we got a call. I hope someone
from the airport's listening. I don't know, A fat door
might know some people because he used to work there.
They better fix that. Because I fly a little later
this month and I don't want to have that thought
in my head somebody's wheelchair just blow us up. Yeah,
that needs to be checked.

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
I hear you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
With that said, though, when I travel with my mom,
I'm trafficking drugs for sure. All Right, thank you, bro.
We appreciate the call. Glad you. All right, jeez, that's wild.
I don't like the fact that stuff's like that's slipping through.

Speaker 5 (01:20:52):
Many Yeah, you're going after the dislay disabled ladies, every
limb and crevice, but you can't just look at the chair.
But if the TSA or anything like that dude from
the movie carry on, then everything's getting through because that
guy walked away from his post like nineteen times.

Speaker 4 (01:21:06):
Yeah, but I mean his wife was in danger.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
So dumb, dumbest movie ever. All right, more of your
calls and text coming up. We also have beef water
in here in just a little bit with another not
necessarily the news segment.

Speaker 7 (01:21:17):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
We also got some prison mail. An inmate from OSP
sent us a letter and we read it earlier, but
we'll retouch on it again in a second because I
think there's been some developments. Okay, that's coming up in
less than ten minutes. It's tannerd To and Laura on
the Brew.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
You're listening Drew and Laura, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
Portland's Rock Station, one of five nine the Brew, Stanner,
Drew and Laura beef Water's in here and we this morning,
we're talking about a letter that we received from an
inmate at Oregon State paid ten SPA. Oh, we's right.
We have not received any prison mail for a while.
We used to all the time. We actually I don't
remember what the guy did. It wasn't anything crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:21:58):
But even on this left, I think it was robberies.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Yeah, stealing cars and stuff. And he listened to us
for years in Eugene. Would always send us letters and
we read those on the air. But it's been a
little bit since we received any prison mail, probably a
few years. Yeah, but we got some. We got two
letters from the same guy that came at the same time.
We're not going to say his name on the air.

Speaker 4 (01:22:16):
And some drawings as well, yes, but some very nice artwork.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Give us a little bit of a letter.

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
Okay, this is what it says.

Speaker 6 (01:22:23):
Hey, Brew crew, my name is Billy Beep and I
am in prison for stabbing a man to death in
twenty twelve. I only tell you this so you can
understand I am not a good person, but I am
writing you on behalf of someone who is. And he
goes on to talk about someone he calls our biggest fan,
somebody who works at the prison.

Speaker 4 (01:22:45):
They hold us in the highest regard. They also happen
to be.

Speaker 6 (01:22:48):
The coolest officer there. They only want to make it better.
As a matter of fact, they try their best to
make the world a better place. And so the whole
point of this eight page letter was to see if
we would give her Lincoln Park tickets, because she's a
big Lincoln Park fan.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
And we know we started talking about on the air
and we just decided we don't care, Like, why not
give her the tickets. It sounds actually kind of nice
that there's a prison guard that is not abusing people,
and it is well liked at the prison and is
doing a good job. And she's got the same piercing
as Laura. So there was a connection.

Speaker 5 (01:23:24):
Yeah, And on the surface, it's easy for us to
do that for somebody who is a hard worker and
has one of the tougher professions out there.

Speaker 4 (01:23:31):
And cares about people.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
So we were thinking, like, should we do this?

Speaker 7 (01:23:34):
You know?

Speaker 5 (01:23:35):
Then I was thinking maybe, I know he was in
for murder, but everyone know what you promised him Cheetos.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
Everyone takes that, everyone needs to eat. So maybe I'll
just put like ten twenty dollars on his account just
to can get some top rama.

Speaker 5 (01:23:48):
Yeah, a lightly stabby twenty five maybe because.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
He's going to be in it sounds like he's got life.
I would imagine right there for a while.

Speaker 11 (01:23:55):
Buddy, and get him one of them clear TVs.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
So you can see the inside of it, can earn
it TV. Eventually.

Speaker 4 (01:24:01):
Wow, the TV you see.

Speaker 11 (01:24:02):
In jail are all clear.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
We we got some calls eight sixty six four four
five nine the phone number heights stander, Jo and Laura.

Speaker 21 (01:24:09):
Hey, So I've been to LSC and uh, there's some.

Speaker 7 (01:24:15):
Pretty cool guards there.

Speaker 5 (01:24:17):
Uh.

Speaker 28 (01:24:17):
I don't think it'd be a bad thing to help
out a guard.

Speaker 7 (01:24:22):
Uh.

Speaker 28 (01:24:23):
And actually I might know who.

Speaker 5 (01:24:24):
The inmate is.

Speaker 7 (01:24:25):
I was there for three and a half years.

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
Uh.

Speaker 28 (01:24:28):
If it's who I think it might be. He's a
phenomenal artist himself.

Speaker 7 (01:24:33):
Actually not not art, but a musician.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
Okay, and uh, he he did.

Speaker 28 (01:24:41):
A bad thing, but he's really not a bad person.
I mean, it's a bad thing to do, and you've
people change, and uh so I think it would be
chills to give the woman, you know, props for treating
people like people that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
Is good, Like at least this is an about a
security guard who's clubbing and made so yeah, like help
us please, you know, putting boogers in her food and stuff, like,
at least she sounds like she's a good guard. Yeah,
And he just.

Speaker 4 (01:25:10):
Goes on and on and on about how great this
woman is.

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
So what do you think, beef water.

Speaker 11 (01:25:15):
Look, I think a hard worker deserves a little break
every once in a while. And she's got a tough job.
I couldn't imagine doing that day in and day out.
So you know, if I have no problem trying to
help her get to a show.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
You want to put some money on his books? I
want to please give him some top four dollars from.

Speaker 4 (01:25:32):
The top ram Ramen.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
Yeah, maybe start with investigator, I send a couple of
top Ramen packs.

Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
So and then maybe like because I saw that they
mixed top Ramen and kool Aid together, and send him
some kool Aid and top Ramen package. It's prison food.
I don't know. All right, brother, Well, thanks for the
heads up, and glad you're you're out. How long you've
been out, You've changed your life? You're doing well?

Speaker 19 (01:25:57):
Yeah, I'm doing really well.

Speaker 7 (01:25:58):
I'm on the way to work right now.

Speaker 28 (01:26:00):
I've been out since twenty nineteen.

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
Good Man, go bro, what'd you do to get in there?

Speaker 18 (01:26:08):
I sold drugs?

Speaker 3 (01:26:11):
You saw drugs.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
You say drugs, but you that sounds like it was
a hardsome hard drugs.

Speaker 28 (01:26:17):
Well, I mean, obviously it wasn't marijuana.

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
I know what were you selling? Coke or meth?

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
Both?

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
You're selling both of them? All right, Man, he's on
the speed and I hear him in that meth game
can be rough. I hear so. A friend told me
he used to be in the drug game. Man, you've
got to be willing to smoke a fool in the
meth game. I'll cut your arm off. It's pretty intense, damn.

Speaker 28 (01:26:39):
I mean anymore nowadays from what I hear and people
I know that are still into that lifestyle. Uh, it's
gotten people got savage because mostly because of that pitanel craft.
I mean, people, do you not want to have to
withdraw off that stuff?

Speaker 20 (01:26:53):
And they will do whatever they got to do to.

Speaker 28 (01:26:55):
Get it, and it's it's terrible, but uh yeah, I
mean I got my girl from pregnant and said it
was time to live a hold of him lifestyle.

Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
Good man got a bunch of kids now, can be
acting a fool.

Speaker 5 (01:27:10):
He just knock someone up and you go to work.
That's how you fix them.

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
We got text messages coming in on our McLoughlin Cheverley
text line. This one's from zero nine ninety eight. It
says I wouldn't give her the tickets just because you
don't know what their relationship is like. If he's a
creep and makes her uncomfortable, this could make it worse.
It really comes down.

Speaker 5 (01:27:28):
It really comes down to you know what's allowed and
what's appropriate.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
Yeah, we don't even know if this the prison will
let us give her the tickets because I'm down, I'll
give her the tickets. I don't care.

Speaker 11 (01:27:40):
True, And I still think we need to keep in
mind that we don't know that she is even aware
of this whole scenario.

Speaker 5 (01:27:46):
He could be just daydreaming, right, And.

Speaker 6 (01:27:49):
That's true idea, because he could put her in an
awkward position.

Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
You know, we don't know he did draw pictures of her.
He could be uh making a lot of the stuff
in his head. What he was saying was all.

Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
He didn't say, I'm in love with this woman, even
though it seems like he is. He said the appropriate
things to keep that professional.

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
The letter was very appropriate, like and it was just
like almost like, hey, she's a good person. It was
almost like they're just friends.

Speaker 5 (01:28:16):
Really comes down to gifting. Yes, are you allowed to gift?

Speaker 11 (01:28:21):
She also happens to be beautiful and smells like fresh candalog.

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
He didn't write that, but I mean imagine that he
would probably think that if he drew two pictures of her.

Speaker 5 (01:28:29):
So, man, I bet he misses fresh candalog.

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
Bee Woughter is gonna call the prison real quick and
find out and then yeah, we'll see what we can do.
And then I'll put a couple of dollars on his
account so we can get some some noodles.

Speaker 5 (01:28:40):
All right, dude, he's gonna eat the best noodles for
ten bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:28:44):
Send nudes.

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
Yeah, he wrote send nudes at the bottom, but he
didn't have that. I hope it's like they got chicken.
I mean, I guess all the flavors of just.

Speaker 4 (01:28:58):
Well, you mean it. You mean that flavor of the powder.

Speaker 6 (01:29:01):
I thought chicken. I'm like, I don't know how they're
gonna cook that, but a thirty.

Speaker 11 (01:29:06):
Six bucks on my account, how about a pack of
them boneless thighs swing goes by myself exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
Yeah, all right, bee Water, go make a call, see
what they say, and we'll let you know what happens
here in a few minutes. We also have beef f watters,
not necessarily the news coming up in about fifteen. It's Tanner,
Jew and Laura on the Brew.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
You're listening to Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (01:29:25):
Drew and Laura one.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
Five nine the Brew, Portland's rock station. It's Tanner, Do
and Laura. All right, So we got some prison mail.
We got a letter from an inmate at Oregon State
Penitentiary who is in for murder. Yes, we did find
out that he stabbed somebody in twenty twelve. And he
even said that in the very beginning of the letter,
You're like, listen, guys, writing you but letting you know
right now, I'm in for stabbing somebody.

Speaker 5 (01:29:47):
I'm not a good person and it was an aggressive incident.

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
But then he proceeds to write a letter that a
good person would write, which is saying, Hey, this isn't
about me, this is about somebody I think is a
good person and could use your help. I guess there's
a prison guard at the osp who is a big
fan of the show, and she's also a huge Lincoln
Park fan, and he was like, can you get her tickets?

Speaker 5 (01:30:08):
In defense of this guy, you know, it's like you
could live up to one hundred years and it is
one moment that is going to define you forever. That
doesn't mean that's all of you. You know it was,
and he was probably on something at the time. He
could be a different guy.

Speaker 2 (01:30:21):
Now we got to talk back to the guy her radio.

Speaker 29 (01:30:24):
So I think you should give this lady the tickets.
I think she's probably a badass, being a female guard
working in an all men's prison and still being kind.
I also think this guy refers to himself as not
a good person, and I think he's just probably trying
to do something good. There's a lot of weight in that.

Speaker 5 (01:30:48):
Yeah, one hundred percent, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
But they also could be smashing there's that there's that
possible all cards through on the table. I mean, seriously,
it could very well be happening. I don't know, but
they could be hooking up, and who knows.

Speaker 4 (01:31:05):
You never know.

Speaker 6 (01:31:05):
I mean it was because there's a lot about that
world that none of us know about.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
So a lot of loneliness, a lot of time in
that so things, things squeeze through bars. Yes, be funny.

Speaker 11 (01:31:15):
I'm just thinking you think that he would have mentioned
baton technique.

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
Yeah, in my gut, I really don't think there's anything
going on, but you don't know for sure. And why
would he put it in there? Because they know. He
knows that they read the letters when they go out,
so if they are hooking up, he's not playing.

Speaker 11 (01:31:29):
A street cred. That's why you put it in, all right,
it's let it be known.

Speaker 2 (01:31:34):
So during those last two songs, Big Water called Oregon
State Penitentiary to get some information.

Speaker 11 (01:31:39):
Nic yes, and very very pleasant gentleman answer the phone.
I explained the circumstances, and I said, I get it.
This is kind of a unique situation, a little bit
of a gray area here, and he goes, oh, no,
it's not a gray area at all. It's a hard no.

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
Oh and why is that?

Speaker 11 (01:31:58):
Because it opens up a lane of favoritism and it's
just the gifting thing. Yeah, it creates a bad look
internally and they would rather that not happen.

Speaker 6 (01:32:09):
And I guess I can see that, like if he didn't,
because obviously we would be giving her the tickets. But
I think, you know, maybe he could say, well, I
did this for.

Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
You, Like now he can like, what do you do
for me? Now he can kind of hang that over
her head.

Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
Yeah, exactly, put put a file in my subway seremwich.

Speaker 3 (01:32:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
Please, Yeah, that it makes a good point. Those are
good points, So I understand that. So so no tickets
for the for the god to do it.

Speaker 11 (01:32:37):
Yeah, I just think if there was another way to
get him to her, you're just.

Speaker 4 (01:32:40):
Gonna have to win like everybody else.

Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
Okay, but if she listens, well she listens and she
calls in, and she listens on the level that she
he says that she does, then she could still know
that it's a tip of the cap for her hard work.
We did get in on the phones early this morning
because we have call our I d in here. I
did get a call and it's O S O P.
I wonder if that was going to be please stop talking.

Speaker 6 (01:33:05):
I was going to say and maybe like since we
said that on the air, maybe they didn't realize that
their ID was going to come across, you know, and
then maybe us talk about it and they were, like.

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
Someone from the prison called us this morning, the facility call.
I mean, it is what it is, because i've department.
I took it live on the air and I said that,
and then as soon as I said that, they hung up.

Speaker 4 (01:33:24):
Yeah, so maybe they thought twice it was the warden.

Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
So if I don't if we don't give her the tickets,
I don't put anything on his books.

Speaker 6 (01:33:34):
Then right, I don't think you should do that because
now you're just rewarding his behavior, but nobody else is.

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
He was trying to do some nice for people need
to eat.

Speaker 5 (01:33:44):
I mean, going to keep send us a few more letters.
Let's build a friendship and a rapport.

Speaker 4 (01:33:50):
And then we'll, yeah, let's become penpals.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
And then we'll think about putting some money in your books.
I just feel like I was going to put money
in your books just because you helped her out. But
now that we can't help her out, can we say.

Speaker 4 (01:33:59):
Her I don't want to get anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
I mean, they just they just said to back off.

Speaker 11 (01:34:05):
Well, I asked that because there's a second part of
what he told me on the phone, which he goes,
there's no problem of you giving her tickets. However, I
can't put you in and I can't give you her
contact information. Yeah, and you can't tell her how or why.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
Do you think you'll tell her that he talked to you. Possibly,
I don't know. So then let's let's wait. Then, you know,
let's not say her name. Let's just wait because if
she hears heard about it, she.

Speaker 11 (01:34:29):
Might reach out. Like if we were still in the
time of hard tickets, we could put those in an
envelope and send them there under her attention, and it
would be no problem.

Speaker 2 (01:34:38):
Just sech wind here, someone just send a text in
and says eighty five sixty nine says, well, someone's now
under investigation.

Speaker 5 (01:34:45):
Well, I mean, how many ladies are actually prison guards
at osp Probably not a ton, so hopefully, and we'll
hook her up if she contacts Let.

Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
Me see the drawings again, because he did send us
two drawings of her. But if you know so, but
who looks like this, please tell.

Speaker 6 (01:35:02):
You here's a full here's a full body shot, so that
might be better.

Speaker 11 (01:35:05):
But the gentleman that I spoke with. It didn't raise
any alarms with him.

Speaker 4 (01:35:10):
He was like, I'm sure it happens all the time.

Speaker 11 (01:35:12):
He's like, this is just something we can't we can't
get involved in. And I don't think you want to
be involved in it either.

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
Well, I don't want to get stabbed.

Speaker 5 (01:35:19):
And if she looks anything like the drawing, I doubt,
like even in a relationship situation, I doubt she's single.

Speaker 2 (01:35:26):
And she's probably you know, she's probably pretty popular in
the prison. If she's if she's just hot, a freaking
rock star, if that's what she looks.

Speaker 11 (01:35:32):
In real life, I bet she looks like a lunch lady.

Speaker 4 (01:35:34):
Let's go to My mom was a lunch lady.

Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
Yeah enough, Good morning, brother, how dare you morning? What's up?

Speaker 23 (01:35:44):
So you guys talk about they could be possibly mashing
and then they can get in trouble.

Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
Yeah yeah, let's say ye.

Speaker 23 (01:35:54):
So down California, when I was locked up, there was
an inmate and a guard that would that would hook up. Well,
they ended up getting caught and she got a red
right inside the prison.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
Oh that's embarrassing, damn. And you don't do you end
up in the same prison that you were a garden
or is that just like she.

Speaker 23 (01:36:15):
Ended up going. I don't know whatever happened to her,
but the guy, the inmate, had gone to the hole
for it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:22):
He went to the hall, and she probably went to
the ladies prison.

Speaker 4 (01:36:25):
Yeah damn, yeah, they wouldn't be.

Speaker 7 (01:36:26):
I mean, and she was.

Speaker 23 (01:36:29):
And she was a smoking guard too.

Speaker 7 (01:36:32):
Man.

Speaker 5 (01:36:32):
It's just like a recipe for a disaster. I mean
that many dudes all horned up in cage.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
It doesn't sound like a good idea. But one lady
with a.

Speaker 3 (01:36:40):
You know, a.

Speaker 23 (01:36:42):
Good idea by any means for either side.

Speaker 4 (01:36:44):
Feelings develop and you can't the heart wants what.

Speaker 2 (01:36:48):
It means, Tanner, you said it's people.

Speaker 5 (01:36:50):
Yesterday we read a list about the people who are
closest to you, and you're spend the most time with
that person.

Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
Yeah. So they said a lot of chances the people
you have a chance to cheat you with those people
from work, and I would think that inmates, that's a
work sure, that's funny. All right, dude, Michael. We appreciate
your comment things, all right, I have a good one.
All right, So no tickets for her, but please send
us more letters. Brother, Well, you would like to hear
from you, Beef Watters, not necessarily the news coming up

(01:37:17):
after Arrowsmith Laura, all right, we got an idea. Okay,
we got some new ideas here. First, let's get this
talk back. So I think you should that's not it, alright,
I think it's here here here.

Speaker 22 (01:37:32):
I believe I know the lady you were talking about.
She was my neighbor up until about a year ago.
She's married to a great, big old dude. He's also
a prison guard out there. He's on the swat team. Oh,
she is super nice, super great person, and she is
totally you know, she's great.

Speaker 2 (01:37:53):
I think you wanted to say hot, a big old
dude on the swat team, A keg keep your hand and.

Speaker 4 (01:38:00):
You don't want to mess with it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
Well, we will say that the inmate who sent us
the letter was very appropriate in the letter. He didn't
say anything pervy or we wanted it to be pervy.
He didn't even say he had a crush on her,
nothing like that. He just said just what that guy said.
She's a good person. Can you give her Lincoln Parks.

Speaker 4 (01:38:15):
He's trying to make the world a better place. That
type of thing, an.

Speaker 2 (01:38:18):
Actual good person. We reached out to the prison Oregan
State Penitentiary, and this morning found out that we cannot
give her tickets. She could call in and we could
give her the tickets that way, but we can't.

Speaker 5 (01:38:28):
Like an inmate cannot facilitate a gift, right, which I
understand from the beginning. Yeah, we all had this little
bird on her shoulder that says that might be a problem.

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
But you can't hit a ball you don't swing at
And so I was going to put some you know,
if we gave her the tickets, I was also going
to put a little bit of money on his books,
ten fifteen to twenty dollars at the most, because I
don't think they need that much for like top prominentce
stuff in there.

Speaker 11 (01:38:50):
I think you go old school and send him a
cake with a file in it.

Speaker 4 (01:38:53):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:38:53):
But so I'm not going to do that. Then we
were talking off the air, what if we do a
new segment called Cash for Krim and we're encouraging all inmates,
whether you're in Oregon State Penitentiary or maybe you're in
jail somewhere. Annie Washington, if you are listening to the
show from a prison cell or a jail cell, write
us a letter and then tell us what you did,

(01:39:14):
and then we will decide based on your letter and
what you did, if we should put money on your books.

Speaker 4 (01:39:19):
Judge Churry and executioner.

Speaker 5 (01:39:21):
Right, you gotta be careful with that last word. Be
where they're locked up. But yeah, we are going to decide.
And here's the other cool caveat Your crime doesn't one
hundred percent decided. It's how you explain why you deserve
the cat, right, and that's how you get that sweet
sweet rama.

Speaker 2 (01:39:38):
I like the idea, so I love it. So send
us if you're an inmate, and you know, if that
dude is listening right now, tell your other boys in
prison and tell them to write us letters. And if
we think the letter is good enough, like they feel
like they deserve it, or the crime wasn't that bad,
or maybe they've starting to rehabilitate their lives. And I
think that's a.

Speaker 4 (01:39:57):
Big thing too.

Speaker 6 (01:39:58):
It's like, because sometimes i'm someone who I mean, even
people who don't commit crimes aren't necessarily good people. So
it's what are you doing to better your life, you know,
and and become a better individual, and.

Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
Then well personally call the prison after that. If we
decide that you get the money and put money on your.

Speaker 5 (01:40:17):
Books, and even if you're a special kind of disaster,
that might be the day where we decide that's money. Like,
you don't just have to be mother Teresa. You're in prison.

Speaker 11 (01:40:26):
Just what's your story? Don't just write begging for money though,
either right, that's going to go into it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
We put that straight out of low cash.

Speaker 11 (01:40:35):
That's not happening, love it, win Tanner's money.

Speaker 2 (01:40:37):
This is we all know.

Speaker 4 (01:40:40):
That's what's I.

Speaker 2 (01:40:41):
Mean, we'll listen to ten twenty bucks. I don't care
about that. I'm not worried about ten twenty dollars to
feed somebody. I'm okay with that.

Speaker 4 (01:40:47):
Yeah, I got cats.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
But we're gonna call cash or criminals, not win tenors.

Speaker 6 (01:40:51):
Money because I like it reminds me of can we
make a jingle like the Cars for Kids jingle one.

Speaker 2 (01:40:58):
Seven seven cars Kids One's seven seven cash for kids?
Maybe we can't.

Speaker 5 (01:41:04):
Yeah, they're like, no, I'm sure there's a great song
out there.

Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
Just games called cash for criminals. This game's called cash
for criminal.

Speaker 4 (01:41:16):
No cash for crime and no cash for criminal.

Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
We'll try. We'll figure, well, there you go, we're gonna
start doing that. So start sending us some letters only
we're just.

Speaker 4 (01:41:27):
Very lonely people and we want to have a pen pact.

Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
And this text from ninety seven eighty four just came
in and says it is true. Because you're in jail
doesn't immediately make you a bad person.

Speaker 5 (01:41:35):
No, And even if you're dealing with you know, you
wake up dealing with that all the time. There you
have your great moments for sure. And also send us
the art because great, if the art's good enough. We
know a T shirt guy, I will put a piece
of art on a shirt and wear it in here.

Speaker 4 (01:41:54):
You can't put those words back in your mouth.

Speaker 11 (01:41:56):
I would also I would also frame it and gladly
hang that in my office.

Speaker 6 (01:42:00):
You know, I love the random We should just put
like a wall of art in the studio.

Speaker 2 (01:42:04):
Prison prison, prison art contest. That's all cash for criminals,
prison art contest, it's all on.

Speaker 5 (01:42:11):
Put it all in the same piece of mail. They'll
search it, snip it and send it over.

Speaker 6 (01:42:17):
I really feel like this could go somewhere, Like we
could get the prison art and then maybe like sell it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:23):
Because they can't make any money.

Speaker 6 (01:42:25):
Charity, get a charitable no charitable thing.

Speaker 5 (01:42:30):
Prison banksy all right, I'm gonna go.

Speaker 11 (01:42:32):
I'm gonna go knock out a one sheet and get
this over the sales department.

Speaker 2 (01:42:36):
They're gonna love it. Sporting goods. That's great. Yeah, we
we'll build it.

Speaker 4 (01:42:44):
If they can't sell this, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:42:46):
They can't sell a thing. Okay, So I love these ideas.
We're doing them, h and just send us them suggest first,
and then we can put the prison art on the
internet to and let people vote on which they think
is the better prison art.

Speaker 5 (01:42:59):
And I'll but I'll make the shirt. I could see
Casey with the hat, Oh.

Speaker 11 (01:43:03):
Sure, for sure, just based on the one entry alone.
I mean, if you had a whole sea of of
that type of artwork.

Speaker 6 (01:43:09):
Here, Do we have any like connections, like label connections
with Lincoln Park. Maybe we can like pass the word along.

Speaker 4 (01:43:17):
Maybe they consist you're getting way over.

Speaker 2 (01:43:19):
Yeah, you've got him. Really, let's get this guy. This
guy did stab somebody. Let's Laura is doing to make
a wish.

Speaker 11 (01:43:26):
For I was dealing with some three hundred level action.

Speaker 2 (01:43:31):
All right, beefwater segment. Not necessarily the news is coming
up next second.

Speaker 1 (01:43:36):
You're listening to.

Speaker 3 (01:43:37):
Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura one.

Speaker 2 (01:43:41):
Oh five nine The Brew Portland's rock station. It's Tanner,
Drew and Laura and beef Water is in studio. Good morning, sir,
Good morning to you all. It's time for another segment
with the beef Water called not necessarily the news. What
is this bit beef Well.

Speaker 11 (01:43:58):
I scour every physical newspaper I can come across in
any state, any any country. I have subscribed to more
newspapers over the last two weeks. It is NonStop.

Speaker 2 (01:44:13):
You really committed to this segment? I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:44:15):
Yeah, then you're gonna get crushed once all those free
trials are up.

Speaker 11 (01:44:18):
Well, it's what are you gonna do?

Speaker 4 (01:44:19):
It's worth it.

Speaker 11 (01:44:20):
You got to commit.

Speaker 25 (01:44:21):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:44:21):
I bought a subscription to Time magazine because it's a
gift that keeps giving, and well because it was four
dollars for like a year, and I was like, I
read the I've read this a skim through, you know,
the first four maybe five, and then it just ended
up being a giant stack of Time magazines because I'd
get like two a month or something.

Speaker 5 (01:44:40):
The news director dropped it off in here twice a
week for the longest time.

Speaker 2 (01:44:45):
Is it gone now? I finally canceled it. It was
just a subscription through Amazon.

Speaker 5 (01:44:49):
You probably got some collectors in there. That was a
trying time.

Speaker 11 (01:44:52):
Well, uh, the first story I have here comes from
our friends at the BBC. And we all know that
dolphins are smart, right, like we know, but yeah, loss flipper.

Speaker 5 (01:45:02):
Humpy, Laura Humpy, going right to it.

Speaker 11 (01:45:06):
So, but experts believe they have put their ingenuity to
use in the pursuit of getting high. Oh, dolphins are
now the official party animal.

Speaker 3 (01:45:17):
Is this ethical?

Speaker 2 (01:45:19):
Well, they're doing it on their own, so they're humpy
and big.

Speaker 11 (01:45:22):
Well depends on the sequence of events. Young dolphins were
seen manipulating a certain kind of puffer fish, which, if provoked,
releases a nerve TALX.

Speaker 2 (01:45:31):
Hell yeah, okay, hell yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:45:33):
So in large doses the toxin can be deadly, but
in small amounts it's known to produce a narcotic effect.
And the dolphins have figured out how to basically just
fumble around with these fish, get it scared enough that
it gives them a little bit of a pop, and
then they just passed that sucker onto the left and
let the next guy.

Speaker 6 (01:45:51):
Yeah, this makes me like dolphins even less.

Speaker 2 (01:45:56):
Everyone needs to everyone needs and an escape from world.

Speaker 4 (01:46:00):
Poor little puffer fish.

Speaker 11 (01:46:02):
Them a little bit, not on it.

Speaker 2 (01:46:05):
They just use them.

Speaker 5 (01:46:06):
Just use how long until we extract this and you
can buy it at a vape shot I.

Speaker 11 (01:46:11):
Don't know, but yeah. So they they chew on the
puffer fish, they pass it on and then they they
are observed moving into a trance like state where they
just hang out at the top of the water with
their nose on it and just staring at their own reflection.

Speaker 2 (01:46:24):
That's awesome, distorched.

Speaker 11 (01:46:26):
Absolutely so obviously you know what I did, immediately put
a call into my puffer fish guy. No, I got
five on it. The documentary makers who discovered this phenomenon
use spy cameras hidden in fake turtles, fish squid, and
they filled and filmed over nine hundred hours of footage
of watching these dolphins get loose.

Speaker 2 (01:46:44):
Wow, that's cool. That's crazy. I mean though I knew
they were smart, but dude smart enough to work a buzz.

Speaker 11 (01:46:51):
Absolutely, Like you wonder how that just gets started, like
to one like bite one thinking he was gonna eat
it and went like, whoas Barry come over here first?
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Yeah, I've been on it for months, so Chris Tanner's
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Speaker 2 (01:47:51):
I gotta be honest. I'm a Disney adult, but I'm
not one of those cringe Disney adults. Yeah. I find
that whole idea super sad.

Speaker 5 (01:47:59):
You worked with a with a Disney lanyard, though it's
another level.

Speaker 6 (01:48:02):
I say, you're always talking about how you want someone
to go to Disneyland with, and I think you just
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Speaker 11 (01:48:08):
I went to Mousemingle dot com and I took a
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Speaker 10 (01:48:22):
Come on.

Speaker 3 (01:48:24):
The news.

Speaker 2 (01:48:27):
Saying the silhouettes is not allowed to ride home about.

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Speaker 2 (01:48:34):
I think I just heard Danner delete the app. Well, boy,
anything else?

Speaker 11 (01:48:39):
Okay, Yes, I got one final story. A woman in
England gave birth to her daughter in a moving vehicle
as he as her partner sped through flooded streets at
sixty miles an hour.

Speaker 4 (01:48:49):
Whoa, that's crazy commitment.

Speaker 11 (01:48:51):
Just trying to get to the hospital. The woman was
just minutes away from the hospital when baby Sana popped
out after her partner had to slam on the brakes
to him boid accident.

Speaker 2 (01:49:00):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:49:01):
Oh, actually, use a little momentum that actually that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:49:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:49:06):
The eight pound baby doing really well despite the dramatic
delivery and the flat spot on her forehead. When the
mother was asked about the situation, Laura, I'm trying to
read you. Please let the man finish the news, the
mom says, I had to set up in the chair,
take my seat belt off and pull my leggings down,
and she just fell out and I had to catch
her in my arms.

Speaker 2 (01:49:25):
Holy moling.

Speaker 11 (01:49:26):
What a visual right all over the BMW seat.

Speaker 2 (01:49:29):
She's on that disney app Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:49:31):
She was taken into the hospital in a wheelchair, where
she delivered the placenta and was kept for twelve hours
for observation before being discharged back to her partner.

Speaker 2 (01:49:38):
I don't say just discharge.

Speaker 5 (01:49:40):
It's weird that you go and then deliver the place
and I got there, yeah, second rest of it.

Speaker 11 (01:49:45):
Yeah, yeah, I evidently know her husband is known as
soup Can Jones. And that's not necessarily the news.

Speaker 2 (01:49:55):
Thank you, beeg water, not necessarily the news. It are
one and only Beef v one and only beef our
new newsman. Well, thank you, sir, appreciate that as well.
I don't even know what this says, Big Back City.

(01:50:15):
It says so much.

Speaker 11 (01:50:16):
I weren't hard on that report.

Speaker 3 (01:50:17):
I'm glad.

Speaker 2 (01:50:18):
I'm gonna laugh at that all day long. It's big
back city man. Oh the back of my neck hurts.
That's because when I laugh hard, that's when that happens,
and that hasn't happened in a while.

Speaker 11 (01:50:28):
So I'm happy to I'm happy to stiffen your neck.

Speaker 4 (01:50:33):
Wow, beefy fire keeping.

Speaker 2 (01:50:37):
Exactly all right. We will see it tomorrow our Donkey
Show podcast, our last one of the week, is coming
up next. You can hear that online at around eleven
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Don't forget one more pair of tickets to go see
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