TD&L Full Show For Thursday- Spackle Packed

On today's show we talked about the things we see that make us gag! We also discussed feeling naked if we are missing a certain item and we talked about the Hambone Awards.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You Banner, Drew, Laura.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Gang Gang Ganggang, and a hoy hoy to you all.
It is Thursday, Thursday, Thursday, August seven, Tan and Jo
and Laura we are live.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
It looks like it's going to be a nice day today.
I can already feel it. Yesterday was so.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Wet, Yeah nice, It is weird. Yesterday was so humid,
Yeah it was.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
I think I saw like eighty ninety percent humidity yesterday.
Today it says we'll have eighty seven percent humidity.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
It was still a little thick. Yeah, but uh yeah,
no rain.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
It doesn't look like I'm pulling out of the high
at seventy four, which I like the mid seventies.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Yesterday was such a pump fake because like mid afternoon,
it looked like.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
We were done with the rain.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
And so you know, Amy throws because their mom's in
town's just throwing all the cushions back out and as
soon as they hit the chairs, its boom the rain came.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Come run and start throwing them back.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
The dog was outside when it started to rain, and
you know, he comes in and then he has to
go out when it is raining, and then he tracks
in all the.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
Junk and it brings that wet dogs wet.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Dogs, and he always does the same thing, Like I
have a towel and I try to cover him to
make sure he doesn't shake on me. Yeah, but it's
like I go, Okay, he's good, and then I put
the towel down, and that's when he shakes.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Of course, as soon as I put the towel down. Yeah,
it was good to get a little bit of rain.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
But we you know, it's it's things that we're not
used to that come along with it, like wet dog.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Can I put that wet dog? Anyway? Good morning to y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Morning.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
I'm gonna start saying y'all again, going to bring y'all back.
I used to say it a lot when I lived
in Texas.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, everybody, they love that stuff down there, but y'all
don't say it up here, you know me. Yeah, there's
not a lot of it. It is.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
It's a contagious word though, because when you're around Texas people,
you start falling into their Yeah, they're drawl.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
I'm gonna go visit my family in Texas in a
couple of months.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I think you keep saying that.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I think you probably for Thanksgiving and I'll come back
with the twine.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, you know, I got a new bailout. What's a
bell without a book? You know, check out this belt book.
I'm talking it all the way. So anyway, yes, all
of those things. What are we talking? We're just chitting
chatting man.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
Yeah, you need a direction apparently not shaking up a
d D radio Tanner Drew and Lord.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
That'd be awesome. No direction allowed. Yeah, right, by the way.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Uh, that's pretty much what the Howard Stern Show was
when it first started. They just because nothing was like
that at the time. But it sounds like the Stern
Show is over.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
That is that written?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
I haven't seen anything official yet, but it's I mean
a lot of times when you hear a lot of
these big rumors, it's it's because it's leaking and things
are getting.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
Nice, pretty fair. Though it's kind of been over for
a while.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Well the last the last two times this contract came up,
it was like a negotiation technique to be like, I
think it's over.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
But it doesn't sound like him saying it this time. No,
let's see here.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Howard Stern to be canceled after nearly twenty years on
serious as one hundred million dollar contract.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Is that's a lot. I know he's got a five
hundred million dollar yeah in the oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Oh you can't live on that billionaire's island over there
without that kind of money. Yeah, man, or whatever that
little peninsula is.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Then President Trump uh spoke about it. He said, I
Howard Stern. That's the name I haven't heard a long time.
And he goes, you know, when he lost people, That's
what he said. He goes, you know, when he lost
people when he endorsed Hillary Clinton.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
Oh my god, Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
So it looks like Stern's coming to and I mean,
be honest, who's listened to it?

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, exactly it And so I loved it growing up.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
I used to listen to it here in Portland. But
you know, it's it's the different show. Yeah, it's not
the same.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
And Serious a long time ago used him as the
lightning rod to get subscriptions, and it doesn't seem like
that moves the needle anymore.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I don't want to say we told you so about Serious,
but you know, twenty years but we got.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
Your Yeah, what's up with them? What's up with Serious?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Excent? Seriously, what's the deal with serious excess.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Laura Seinfeld, this one here, Yeah, all right, anyway, let's
do this.

Speaker 7 (04:29):
Let's stories.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
It's not I'm gonna go around the room sharing. We
think the biggest stories of the day are, Laura, you
want to go.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
Sure, I think the big stories At Nine Inch Nails,
they have achieved something that only three other acts have done.
Their debut of as Alive as You Need Me to Be,
which is their new single. It debuted on August or
This information was tallied on August ninth, if you'd at

(05:00):
number twenty one, which makes it just one of the
four acts with at least one alternative airplay appearance in
each of the decades that the list has existed.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
I hear when I hear.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
That, though, and like, this is just my initial thought
is that I go, oh, it's alternative.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
It must not really rock. That's what I think. I go,
it's probably crossover.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
I grew up listening to alternative and I resent that statement.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
But I'm telling you that means it's probably kind of
a pansy song.

Speaker 6 (05:26):
It's never going to cross over that Nine inch Nails.
Come on, what is a Nine inch Nails song ever
crossed over?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Anyway?

Speaker 6 (05:33):
They have charted in the eighties, nineties, two thousand, two
thousand cents, and now the twenty twenties. The only other
bands who have done that Depeche Mode, the Red Hot
Chili Peppers, and Tanner's favorite You Too. Whoa yeah, congrats
to those guys.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
In related news, I think the big story is that
Lars Ulric.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Is it Ulric or Oulrich? It's Ulrich ol Rick. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Anyway, He's speaking on the rumors about Metallica performing at
the Sphere in Las Vegas, which I mean, I know
you've already been there, Drew, you saw, I saw Dead
and Dead and Company, and I want.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
To see the show. They're so bad.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
The videos that that Drew brought back were so impressive.
Would be dope, dude, can you imagine? Well, Lars expressed
his enthusiasm for the idea of saying I would effing
love to do it. Metallica would be interested in performing
at the twenty twenty six Super Bowl too, so I
would love that. I think Metallica I should absolutely should,

(06:27):
I mean, because and bring other acts on.

Speaker 6 (06:29):
You know who the favorite is to perform right now, though,
jay Z.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Because he's I mean, he runs the whole thing. But
I'm just like, a come on, isn't.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
That wild that jay Z gets to pick the act
every year? I don't know why though, It's.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Not because he like he owns the whole thing, Like
he's like that, Well he's whatever you make, he makes it.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
He has the job that they've given him in the
NFL that oversees all of like the arts and entertainment.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
I mean that won't last forever, right all someone needs
to do with a lot of and then they'll take
it right away from him. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
It just can it be more than just one person picking? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:08):
So yeah, as soon as we find out officially about
Metallica Sphere residency, you'll hear about it right here on
the Brew because we're going to figure out anything we
can do. For one, just to send myself, I'm going,
but also just in here, like we've already talked about
it behind the scenes, because to be honest with you,
we heard these rumors before they were public, and you know,
we were all we've all been talking about like what
can how can we get listeners there? So that is

(07:29):
the plan, all right, Metallic at the Sphere. It's not confirmed,
but it's it's coming.

Speaker 8 (07:33):
You know it's coming. They're just working on money.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah, and the amount of money. I mean even like
John Mayer's cut. It's like been one hundred million dollars
just on two stays there.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
It's crazy, all right. One of the stories one of
five minutes. Yet oh he didn't go. I do have
one little bit.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
So this is your favorite part of the summer Tanner.
Lawyers for Sean Diddy Combes say he's plotting a career
comeback once he's free. Okay, guys, now, he's in jail
and could be there for up to what is it
twenty years? But his lawyer says the fifty five year
old rapper is planning on having a concert at Madison

(08:14):
Square Garden when.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
He gets out. You can.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
He says he's eager to get back with his mother
and to re establish a relationship with his seven children.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Whatever dah, I bet they're all so proud of you, Diddy.
See if I doubt he's gonna pull that concert off?
All right, Now, more on those stories. I want to
five million in the Bruno come diddle, God, what a creep?
What a creep? Yeah, we'll be back in.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura dinner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Happy Thursday coming up in about an hour. Another pair
of tickets to go see Jason bonhams led Zeppelin Evening
that's coming out at the Oregon.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
State Fair on the twenty fifth. Yeah, when does the
Oregon State Fair actually officially start?

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Oh? Let me check here.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Because I am going down there this year getting an
elephant ear.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
I love going to the fair.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
I always have since I was a kid going to
the fair, and especially Oregon State Fair.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
People watching. That's the big one.

Speaker 6 (09:19):
Yeah, that's the big.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Daddy of them all. You're staring at all, you weirdos.

Speaker 6 (09:22):
The Fair, by the way, runs August twenty second through
September first.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
I don't excuse me.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
I don't think I've ever been to the Oregon State Fair.
I've been to a ton of county fairs, but I
don't think i've been.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
To the state. It's a good dog, it's good.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
I went there last year actually, and really yeah, and
I had met my girlfriend. I went down there and
I wasn't she got a big turkey leg at the time.
It was my girlfriend at the time. She's my excellent
She got a big turkey leg and just she just
nod into that thing.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
My ex turkey leg. Yeah. And what'd you get? You
get a I got some curly fries and one of
those pulled pork sandwiches. Oh oh poor.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
And the curly fries, by the way, they give you
like a it's a stack. Yeah, I mean, of course,
I mean, there's no way you can eat all these
curly fries.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
It's Mount Curly.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
It is so much and you kind of it's kind
of too much fry because they suffocate those bottom fries,
so like you eat the top of Mount Curly and
then there's a lot of waste.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
If you're getting to the bottom of Mount Curly. I
mean it might be.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
On the matter horn or whatever they got up there.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
At seven thirty this morning, we will play our five
and ten game for your chance to win tickets to
get your shot to see Jason bonhams led Zeppelin even
and attempt to climb that Mount Curly.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, that's right, all going to be your shot you're into.
All right, let's do this one. And now Drew and
Laura's dumbass of the day. You know I've said this before,
I will say it again, and I you know you
can put it on my tombstone if you want to.
It's hard for me to feel bad for you when
you try to take a picture with wildlife. Oh, come
on and you get hold. Oh no, it's happened again.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
It's hard to feel bad. You know, you're not supposed
to get close to the animals.

Speaker 6 (11:04):
And everybody knows that at this point.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Come on now, if you don't, you're just an idiot.
We're talking kicks bites. Someone get bucked.

Speaker 6 (11:13):
Well, what kind of animals?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Well?

Speaker 3 (11:14):
A hunting A hunting expedition in South Africa ended in
tragedy for a Texas man. Okay, his name was Asher Watkins,
and he was killed by a cape buffalo.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
He was pursuing, So he wasn't It wasn't pictures. It
was an attempted kill. If this is all the same thing, though,
this is all the same thing.

Speaker 6 (11:33):
Okay, I say, what do you mean like pursuing? He
was hunting, like chasing after it?

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Yeah, The fifteen year old was part of a group
of organized a group organized by Safaris, including a professional
hunter and a tracker.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
The one point three ton buffalo suddenly charged at him
at a speed of thirty five miles per hour.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Oh, my god Jesus.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Uh, the company really couldn't do any The Safari company
is just like it's out of our hands at this point.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, I mean wild like, I'm sure you sign a waiver.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Oh yeah, you know they it's these rich guys go
down there and you know they're just trophy hunting, and
I'm sure the waivers are thick.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
This unprovoked attacks by an unwounded buffalo is what the
company is calling it.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
An unprovoked attack. Yeah, that's why. Please don't see us,
Please don't see as you're tracking it. Yeah, Watkins managed
manage Sorry Watkins managing partner.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
I guess the group is known for their.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Expertise and ranching and yeah, tracking things, but it just
got out of hand this time.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
I mean, if you're going to go into the wilderness
or into a wild area, there's always a chance you're
going to get rocked.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
So yeah, people who go to uh what is it
the Safaris?

Speaker 3 (12:51):
The Safaris are that that the national park with the
guy yellow Yellowstone and you go up to an animal
and you get heat it into the sky or you're
you're tracking and it finally.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Turns on you. I love.

Speaker 6 (13:03):
It was like I'm not going to be a trophy
on your wall, bro, I'm gonna hang your head on
my wall where.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Buffaloes lived hard to feel bad for you. Did they
dust that buffalo after it hit him? I don't think so.
I don't think buffalo probably ran away. It was like.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Got them.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
We're going hands. I think once they lose somebody, they
just all right, let's go. We're gonna call this on
a wool wash. We're gonna go and lick our wounds
and go home.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
It is sad, though, Yeah, it does suck, dude, But
if you've got messing with wildlife, yeah, you know, if
you want those big trophies, you got to put yourself
on the line.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
Let them be.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Come on here.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
I am like as I say that, I'm super excited
to eat a burger next Friday.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, big old double cheeseburger from shake Shack. Yeah, that's right.
Put the cow down. But right now I'm eating healthy
and I think that's very, very terrible. That's right. You
can see how vegans can shake their finger at you.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Ninety seven is on our Gloflin Chevrolet text line. It
is Thursday, and how do you How do you Feelaura?

Speaker 2 (14:01):
How are you feeling me.

Speaker 6 (14:03):
I'm feeling pretty good.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yeah, you went to a show last night. I'm tired.
What times you get home from the concert?

Speaker 6 (14:08):
I don't know, like.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Late.

Speaker 6 (14:11):
That's not too bad, Yeah, because it's nice Because the
shows at Pioneer Courthouse Square, I think they have to
wrap up a little bit earlier because of like noise ordinary.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
You could just hop on the Max right.

Speaker 6 (14:22):
Is hop right on the Max.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Try baby. Laura loves Train, especially Max.

Speaker 6 (14:27):
Yeah, Max, I love Train.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
I love Max.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
So the bandit saw, royal Otis which has like the
one viral hit covering someone else's song.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
It was that got a couple. Was that the peak
of the concert?

Speaker 6 (14:43):
I mean I wouldn't say like in terms of like greatness,
but that it would definitely look cool down. People were
singing along.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
It was a great Did you get crunk? Like you
have some drinks?

Speaker 6 (14:53):
I had some drinks. I wouldn't say I got crunk,
but enough to like you know, when you wake up
in the morning and you're not really hungover, but you're like,
probably didn't drink enough water yesterday.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, but it was fun though. It was worth it
all right. We'll have some pictures videos on our Instagram
if you want to live vicariously through us at one
of five nine the brew Drew's got sports coming up next.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
What you have it is the beginning of actual preseason
in the NFL triple Header.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
You're listening to dan Or Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Well, I guess it's time to clear up some confusion.
You know how we talked about the smelling salts thing
with the NFL and how players were mad because they
weren't going to be able to, you know, sniff those
little packets during a game that kind of give you
a boost. Well, they are going to be able to
do that, after all. There's just one clarification, and that

(15:46):
clarification is that it cannot be supplied by the team.
So the NFL is removing itself from the situation. Like
there's not a bucket, like a team bucket that says
Seahawks on it full of them for you. But if
you want to bring in your own pack then you
can go right ahead and do that.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Now.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
I don't know what kind of shady backdoor stuff that's
going to lead to, Like team buys it for everyone.
They got to pick it up somewhere else and then
they can bring it in. But either way, it's probably
an overstep by the NFL, but it's a way to
say that they weren't involved if later on we find
out that there are side effects from using this recreationally

(16:25):
rather than to wake someone up from some sort of
a hard hit. Also tonight, if you want to get
after it, it is finally here where it's not just
the Hall of Fame game. You got a triple header
in the NFL tonight. Now pump the brakes. It is
week one of the preseason, but you will see two
games on the NFL network, the Colts and Ravens and

(16:48):
the other the nightcap.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Kind of cool.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Vegas coming to town to play the Seattle Seahawks up
at lumin Field in Seattle. That should be good. And
then tomorrow keep your eyes on shit Doorsaners. Oh boy,
he's going to start the game. It's because it's week
one of the preseason. But a lot of injuries over
there in Cleveland, so they will be showing that game

(17:10):
on television as well. Shocker alert because he's the biggest
headline of this draft and he is a sixth rounder.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
There's his sports. Not give it him much all right,
coming up around seven thirty more tickets to Jason Bonhams
led Zeppelin evening. We'll have those with another game of
the five and ten game nice coming up next though.
Have you ever thought about getting a hair transplant? Fellas? Oh, well,
we'll let you.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Know what John Cena said about getting his and what
it did for his life, and which SNL cast member
experienced sudden vision loss right before they went live.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
That's all we'll tell you coming up next.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Now, what's trending? All right?

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Yeah, fellas.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
If you've ever thought about getting a hair transplant and
you're like, no, I can't do that.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
I'm a dude, I ain't gonna do that, then listen
to John Cena and what it did for his life.

Speaker 9 (17:59):
Trying to hide my hair loss the audience is just
bringing it to light of like you're going bald. I
used it as a thing because of the point in
the story we were in, just because I also want
the audience to know that, like I see your signs,
the one that says the bald John Cena, Like I

(18:20):
get it, but I also know it's something I'm going through.
I want to be genuine with that audience, letting me
know that, like, hey, either.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Do some work or shave your head.

Speaker 9 (18:33):
And they pushed me into going to see what my
options were the transplant in last November.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Oh wow. You know I'm emotional. You know I have
a full head of hair and I'm very lucky too.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
But if I didn't, I wouldn't I wouldn't know, I
wouldn't be against it.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
If it's I'm super invasive.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Dude, I want to do something. Now I'm going I'm
like fin in the back. I'm not bald, but I'm
a fan a little bit and I just want I
want something.

Speaker 6 (19:04):
Well, you can take I mean medication, now, you can
get it over the count.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Yeah, I've heard like hymns, I've heard over the counter. Yeah,
I just I need to do something. So if there's
a hair doctor, you know how much I would talk
about you on the air, if you gave me.

Speaker 6 (19:17):
My social he would put so many pictures, so many
social spot for you.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Oh my goodness, I would. I would be an ambassador
for you.

Speaker 6 (19:26):
And I do feel like it's something that men shouldn't
be ashamed of.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Like I'm not really shamed women, but like.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
Women put themselves in their faces and their bodies through
so much just to look good. Like, if having hair
makes you feel better about yourself, go get hair, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Like it's not get some mass hair, but right in
my scout do it. Yeah you know what I'm saying.
I'm sure there's a doc for that. Run your fingers
through my ass hair.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
They have to do that for a couple of weeks
first to get it and then they put.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
It up there.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Johnson, all right, it's good. John Cena, all right.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
So this SNL cast member at one point right before
they went live, lost vision for a little bit. Whoa
can you imagine, like, you know if we had to
go on the air, and then right before we went
on the ear, you went death.

Speaker 6 (20:15):
Like I mean, it wouldn't you wouldn't be able to
do it right.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah, you must have just had some serious anxiety or something, right,
just panicked and everything went dark. But that cast member
was Bill Hayter, one of my favorite cast members on
Alsame L.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
I think a little underrated.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
I feel maybe he is appreciated by more, but I
feel like he's a bit underrated.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
I love Bill Hayter. He's hilarious on everything he's on.
He's also a part dramatic actor.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
He actually totally really is very But Bill Hayter experienced
sudden vision loss moments before performing on Saturday Night Live.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Here's him talking about it.

Speaker 10 (20:48):
My vision goes, I get aura. I don't know if
anybody's ever had migrain aura, where suddenly it's like you
can't see anything. And of course we're dressed as these
two weird Hillbillies and I had a dart through my
hand and you're backstage with Johnny Knox Till and Neil Young.
It's like a very snl thing. I just went, I
can't see Neil Young one.

Speaker 8 (21:11):
Oh no, hey, that's too bad.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
He didn't do anything.

Speaker 10 (21:18):
Yeah, but then we had to go out there and
I had to hold on to Jason Sadeikis and just
try to figure out who my line was.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
But yeah, then I looked at this art car and
I'm like, oh, yeah, no, he death can't see I
can't see it. I cannot see is Bill Hater.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
That's amazing? That does still, I mean, the show must
go on when it's live.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
It's live. You can't beg everyone stopped just got I
can't see.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
I feel like he's one of those guys that can
be funny. Even if you can't see the Q cards,
you could.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Figure it out. Yeah, exactly. Somebody squeezed my arm when
it's my turn.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Also online at one five nine dot com, we've got
our Donkey Show podcast, and that's the place you can go. Actually, no,
I was gonna say that's the place you can go
to nominated teacher, but actually that place is iHeartRadio dot
com slash teachers.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
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know did good for your kid and they just need
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Speaker 6 (22:17):
It, Oh yeah, everyone needs that.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
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Speaker 3 (22:19):
Ever you want iHeartRadio dot com slash teachers all right,
coming up in about thirty minutes, so we've got another
pair of tickets to see Jason Bottoms led Zeppelin evening
at the Oregon State Fair.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
We'll play the five and ten game in just a
few minutes. It's one of five nine the brew Tanner
Drew and Laura You.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Man I forgot my watch this morning, and I feel
naked about it. Oh man, totally naked. I hate that.
It's a very uncomfortable feeling. It's just a watch. Nobody's
gonna be gonna notice, but.

Speaker 6 (22:50):
But you notice it.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
I notice it. Yeah. Do you ever do that? This
there something that when you leave the house and it's
not on, you're like you just feel uncomfortable the whole day.
And you can't say underwear. I mean no, actually, well
I don't. I don't have a lot on.

Speaker 6 (23:05):
Well, my eyebrows really, yeah, I don't leave the house
without it.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Like I don't care what I'm doing. I'm putting my
eyebrows on. What do you mean you put them on
like you glue them on like potato head.

Speaker 6 (23:16):
No, no, no, And I have eyebrows, but they're just
not really.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
I want to see your natural eyebrows.

Speaker 6 (23:22):
You're never gonna because I always put on my eyebrows.
But it's just I don't.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Let me see. Like, so that's that's drawn on.

Speaker 6 (23:30):
It's like a powder that I use with a brush.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
I don't know that it's like thickens it up.

Speaker 6 (23:35):
Yeah, it's a little juge to the eyebrows.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Every girl's juice kind looks like a dog dragged it's
butt across the carpet.

Speaker 6 (23:43):
That is so rude.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
I was just trying to give.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
People, you know, like a eyebrow mark, Yeah, a little
skitty like a face skip, very well kept, two face.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Skid marks, perfectly kept. No, they're that good because I
didn't I didn't even know that. So there it is.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
My hat would be the thing that I would like
if I it was a if I did my hair,
I wouldn't care. But if if I just had thought
it was on the seat of the car, I'd be
pretty upset in myself.

Speaker 6 (24:14):
I've seen Drew without a hat maybe like twice, like
aside from the times where he like takes it off
and the studio's got nice hair, when he does have
nice hair, and but so do you, and you usually
wear a.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Hat, right hair. But it's because I'm lazy and he's
gotta let it, let it. I need to breeze. I
was telling a friend.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
I was telling you that I need to stop wearing
my hat while I still have my hair, because like
I said, it is getting thin back there and it's
going to fall out eventually, and I gotta I gotta
embrace it.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
And embrace it now.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
I'm sure they're not happy with me hiding my hair
under here. But at the same time, the older I get.
If I don't have a fresh haircut, I feel old?

Speaker 2 (24:51):
What why?

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Because you look at my face and I'm in my
mid forties. That's when you start getting old.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
So here I am.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
What's something that makes you feel naked when you leave
the house? Eight six six if you don't have it
with you eight six six four four five one o
five nine. I left my house today without my watch,
and I've been using this lately to check, you know,
my steps, because I'm supposed to get two thousand steps
in a day, even though an article just came out
that said six thousand.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Is just seven but seven thousands, but it was counting.
I read six, but you know, I read you seven,
and here is all I'm saying. Well, I know I
just read I read the article yesterday.

Speaker 6 (25:23):
It's at six six that takes I mean, that's even better.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah, but you know, I'm not sure that really matters.
But uh, you know, I.

Speaker 6 (25:31):
As long as you keep.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Checking it and it's not there, yeah, so.

Speaker 6 (25:35):
Well and now it's yeah, and that sucks. Because you're
gonna go home and you're gonna look at your watch
and you're gonna be like, how many steps did I
take today?

Speaker 2 (25:40):
And it's gonna be like zero, yeah, and it's gonna
ruin my streak. Yeah yeah, exactly right.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
And then that is that is what is set to
nightmare because it's not tracking any of your stuff.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
And if you're a tracoholic.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
H ninety one nine seven is our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line.
If there's something like, you know, maybe when you're in
high school, you left the house without your chain wallet.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Oh no, no chain wallet. Yeah, which, by the way,
we got it. I think that's a blessing. You did
yourself a favor yesterday from this guy.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Yesterday we were talking about, uh, you know I didn't
smoke pot in high school?

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Oh yeah, and forgetting your weed back in the day.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
If we did, people thought I did smoke pot, you know,
like I just looked like a stoner.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
And this is this guy sent a text message I
talked about, Hey.

Speaker 11 (26:25):
Brew crew, I'll tell you why people thought Tanner smoked pot. Well,
for one, he hung out with me and Ralph too.
He was a skater and dressed so his chain wallet
and his uh glass mushroom with the hemp necklace that I.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Don't remember what smoke. Almost positive I did not wear
a hemp Maybe I wore I had a hemp necklick.
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
I didn't have a like a jewel on it, Like
I remember wearing something like that, but I don't remember
a big jewel.

Speaker 12 (26:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
I wouldn't put it past you. It was definitely that time.
You know, it's not your fault.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
Oh my god, I totally forgot about the hemp necklace.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
I have one on my wrist. I had one on
my on my neck. I only that was like my
freshman year. I don't think I did that much long.
But I did have the chain wallet with some corduroy pants.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Hell yeah, I had some cords and like a just
a stupid T shirt. Polly, I looked ridiculous. Yeah we
all did, though.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
Yeah, you just definitely the only difference with me is
you did not want to search my pockets.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
I would have been very all the things they assumed
they were correct.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah, what makes you feel naked if you forget it
at your house and you leave for the day and
you left it behind like I left my watch this morning,
and I nothing feels right today. This text from eighty
seven to sixty two says my AirPods. I work every
single day and a lot of a lot of time
by myself. So when I forget them, I feel off
because no audio, books, no brew, no nothing.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
It's really awful. On those days that sucks.

Speaker 6 (27:55):
That's when I like have to go to the gym
immediately after work and I realized they don't have my AirPods,
like devastation.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
You just go home like fifty to fifty.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
I'm like, I'm not even gonna do this today because
I can't do it without music.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
It ruins the whole experience. Yeah, because then you just
hear other people in the gym. It's just grunting and sweat.
It's a lot.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Nine eight says they feel naked if they forget their
pocket knife at home and we leave without their pocket knife.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yeah, so what happens to like, when do you go
to the airport? Do you feel weird? You gotta yeah,
you gotta leave it behind you real out of place.
Sagabout Old Blade eighteen eighty says they feel really naked
when they leave their house in the morning without their
weed pin and my special drink cup. This special drink cup.
It's all about that.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Well, because now Ronda is going to be extra annoying
at work because you don't have the thing that normally
calms you down and makes you not care what she says.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Yeah, thirty four to twenty four says detachable penis all right?
Eight sixty six four four five five nine is the
phone number? What is something that makes you feel naked?
If you forget it in the morning and leave it
at home, we'll take more of your calls after three
eleven On the Brew, you're listening to.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
All right, I left my watch at home today, you know,
and I use that to track my steps and yeah,
all sorts of things, my heart rate, Yes, I use
it's I don't know, I just I'm obsessed with my watch.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Yeah, and I just walked out this morning without thinking
about it, and so now I I it just feels weird.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
You know, it's not a big deal. I know you
guys are.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Looking at me like, maniact now my watch is the
same way I feel this. I feel the exact same
way because of the tracking. And you're you're trying to
track because you're doing healthy stuff.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
I can't watch I've got a brutal one.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
But it just feels very odd this morning because I
have not forgotten my watch, and I can't remember how long.
So I want to know what is something that's if
you forget it at home, like your whole day's off.
You know, you forget at home, you just don't feel
one that day.

Speaker 6 (29:57):
I mean obviously your phone, like leaving your phone.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
That's everyone though it's got I mean, is anyone like
no worries in this dandage?

Speaker 2 (30:04):
I'd be so panicked without it.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Yeah, we got some more text messages coming in on
a McLaughlin Chevrolet text line. This one's from ninety one
to seventy one says I feel naked if I leave
the house without my letter my leatherman.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
I've been wearing it for twenty five years.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Wow, So you've got the multi tool. Who you never
know when you need some pliers.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Exactly twenty three ninety six, says Tanner's Stages of Life
for Stone Kid and then involved the lead singer of
limbisguit Don't dare you.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
I think he's calling me a douche. But you weren't stoned.
He was the unstoned kid.

Speaker 6 (30:35):
The unstoned. He was the ultimate unstoner.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
But I was. I was a douche.

Speaker 6 (30:40):
And also Fred Fred Durst is cool though.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Oh he's had his moments. Some people will do some people.
I like Fred, but you know whatever.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Twenty three ninety six says oh sorry, Page says Tanner.
Did you hear that Karen's voicemail? Play that on the radio?
What I don't know if Karen voicemail you're talking about Page?

Speaker 6 (30:59):
Yeah, the page, Page, Send me the Karen.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
And I'll play it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
This one says sunglasses, Dude, I hear you or lady
could be you know, in the summertime, if I'm in
I cannot see you.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
If it's too bright, I cannot see.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
And you never like realize you've forgotten them until you,
like you turn that corner and the sun comes.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
To the windshield near ha.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Yeah right, I could run into a family at that point.

Speaker 6 (31:25):
When I tipped on my raft this past weekend or
it almost died? Was that this past weekend? Yeah, it
almost died. One of the things I lost is my sunglasses,
and floating the river without sunglasses, I was just like.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Oh brutal on Yeah, I can't say, but your white
claws survived, Yes, the most important, right.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
We got some more talkbacks coming in through our iHeartRadio app.
You can send us one of these anytime. These messages
come right to the studio. So if you don't have
the iHeart Radio app for your cell phone, get it
real quick.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
It's free. And then once you have the Bruce streaming,
press the microphone button.

Speaker 13 (31:57):
I've never done it, but I would imagine leaving my
phone at home would be absolutely miserable. My whole schedule
is in there, all the notes I need for things
throughout the day are in there. I mean I moved
here two years ago, and I know I had to
get to like major places, but if I had to
go anywhere else, I'd be totally lost without the GPS

(32:18):
on my phone. So yep, I'd say phone would make
me feel totally nagi.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Yeah, I think the phone's one of those things that
I might just turn around and go get it.

Speaker 6 (32:27):
Well, I mean especially, and I feel like this is
for a lot of people now. It's like we can't
even access our email without having like a verification code
sent to our phone.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Yeah, if we left our phones at home.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
We couldn't do our job, like literally couldn't get into
the system, no entrance to any of it.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
It's another talk back to her up. I was gonna say,
I'd have to say, my car keys, what's weird?

Speaker 1 (32:48):
It is like if they're not on me.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
I feel off.

Speaker 11 (32:52):
So like you, when I go get an oil change done,
I give them the car keys so I can keep
the bulk of the keys in my pocket so I
can feel normal.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
That's all I gotta say.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
You know, there's people who have their keys on like
a like a janitor's chord, you know, like they can
just let go and a zip right back to their bed.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
They just like jingle when you walk. Yeah, I've been
watching the show. I hate it.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
It's called Russian Doll. But my girlfriend likes it, and
I'm there, I hate it so much. Yeah, it's such
a stupid show. But she goes, you like it, and
I'm like, oh, it's great putting up with it.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
It's awful. She just found out that you actually don't
like it.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
No, she doesn't listen to the show, and I appreciate that.
But yeah, so the girl's got a lighter attached to
one of those.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Oh my god, the main character.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
The main character's got a zip zip stringssy is that
so she can rip SIGs?

Speaker 2 (33:40):
I don't know. So she doesn't lose her lighter.

Speaker 6 (33:42):
She smoked cigarettes in the show.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Oh yeah, like constantly. Okay, can't lose their lighter. I
hate the show so much. I cannot begin to tell
you how much I hate.

Speaker 6 (33:51):
Feel like. I started watching that a few years ago,
but I don't think I got very far.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
The Orange is the new Black Lady? Yes, yeah, she's
gonna actually.

Speaker 6 (33:59):
Saw leone I think is her name.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
With a lighter attached to her hip. Never talked back through.

Speaker 12 (34:05):
The app Aber crew. I did the My wife did
the same thing today. Dropped her off at work and
went home, and she's like, send me a message from
a different phone number saying she left her phone in
the back of the car, so I had to return
her go back to her work and drop her off.
And also, you know, I dropped her off of Dutch Bros.

(34:27):
So she was happy.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Sounds real thrilled about it too, very nice. That was
her plan all along. Actually, yeah, leave that, get an
ext retreat. Let's see this one.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
This one also says their pocket knife, their wedding wearing
and their pistol. If they leave the house without those things,
they feel weird.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
And some people are super intense about the ring. I'm
just used to it, so if I've reached out, I
would feel weird, but I could understand that I could
make it home.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah, zero nine zero three, says I'm with Tanner. I've
worn my watch since the third grade, so so since
eight years old, and I and if I don't have
it on, it.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Feels like a piece of me is missing. That's what
it feels like today. Man, I just don't feel like myself.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Yeah, very awkward and in the most ridiculous way. The
outfit's not complete without it, you know, like a little
fashioned me. It's an accessor totally makes it makes me.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
We don't get a lot of bracelets as dudes. Let
us have this one thing go on, all right, another
talk back to that happened, then we'll move on here.

Speaker 14 (35:26):
There you go, happy, there'sday brute Crewe MCTE calling you.
Things I feel naked without or if I don't want
to forget, would be some of like that birch bee
lips stuff, or I could one of those little toothpick
things that seems like whenever you don't have when you
need one. So try to go home, leave home with

(35:47):
at least a couple of those.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Ring bong.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Sticks, a good one and have your day derailed by
a meat chunk stuck in a moler.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
All right, coming up a few minutes, we do have
those tickets to Jason Bottoms led Zeppelin evening.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Also, this dude won.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
The lottery a lot What I mean, you've heard of
people winning like one or two times, they win a
couple of million dollars or whatever. This guy won so
many times. I honestly know this guy. I'm not even
happy for him. I'm jealous.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
You should be banned. But we'll tell you the story.
How many times did this guy win? Find out right.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
After Guns N' Roses, Happy Thursday, we're commercial free on
one of five nine the brew you're.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Listening to or Drew and Laura, Drew and Laura La.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Nine eight seven that's our mcgonblin having.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Herming or huh, well, geez, we got a lot of talkbacks.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Okay, let me get to these talkbacks real fast.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
The question was, you know I left without my watch today.
I don't feel like I'm one hundred percent. It feels
really weird not having it on. Is there something that
if you leave at home you just don't feel you
feel naked? Yeah, you feel naked, You don't.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Feel ghost, don't feel like you. Yeah, here's the talkback
we got the ra app.

Speaker 13 (37:03):
I've never done it, but I would imagine leaving my
phone at home would be absolutely miserable.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah, everyone says the phone, right, correct, Amanda. I again,
I would just turn around and go get it because
I need to have my phone. Yeah, here's one of them,
paper crew.

Speaker 12 (37:20):
I did the My wife did the same thing today,
dropped her off at work.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah I did because she got Dutch Bros. Out of
the deal. She had d be lucky. Oh d B guys,
d B letters. I played that one to all right,
all right, so no new talkbacks.

Speaker 6 (37:40):
Actually we did have a lot, but now they're old.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
All right.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
It is now time for a new segment though, because
this guy won the lottery so many times that it's
it's it's not fair.

Speaker 6 (37:55):
I know some of us can't even win once.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
That's right. Actually I think it was he was a
casino gambler.

Speaker 15 (38:00):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
I mean, it's still the same thing to me because
I never went there either.

Speaker 6 (38:03):
I mean he's just very skilled. Yeah, it's a skilled
craps player or something.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Well, it brings us to our new segments. You Lucky,
oh mm hmm.

Speaker 6 (38:14):
Inappropriate.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
This is not trying to do things on the fly.
I was trying to play a street talk.

Speaker 6 (38:25):
About getting Lucky.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
There he is there, it is I like that. Thanks
Frank for saving us. This Florida casino gambler hit three
hundred and eighty nine jackpots in one single day.

Speaker 6 (38:39):
What hell does that? That can't be possible, you Lucky.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
I feel like he's cheating.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Yeah, Florida gambler made an extraordinary impression at this at
the Hard Rock Hotel casino in Tampa, hitting and astonishing
three hundred and eighty nine jackpots in a single day
and walking away with one over one point eight million dollars.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Is that lots I'm assuming or eight millions?

Speaker 4 (39:02):
So like it's probably like like mini jack bots, like
twenty five grand at a time.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
That's Dean Granld says. The Lucky player, identified as Mayor O,
appeared to have found the right combination of slot machines,
with the casino describing his feet as one of the
most impressive one day runs in the property's history. One
of I mean the guy went ham.

Speaker 6 (39:25):
I would imagine, like I feel like you'd get eighty six.
I feel like they probably didn't feel like, sorry, you
can't come back here.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Girl, that was impressive. Don't come back, or maybe they
wanted to come back so they can get their money back.
You know, it's usually they maybe always well.

Speaker 6 (39:37):
Well again, they're probably figuring that's never gonna happen again.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
But like you look at Dana White from the UFC,
he's banned from some casinos that he's taken to the cleaners.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
You know, yeah, he got several noticeable, sorry notable payouts
in this one hundred and seventy thousand dollars from the
Lockett Link machine, just under one hundred thousand dollars from
the pandam Maagic Dragon Link.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
A pandam Maagic Dragon I love that one.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
And over two hundred and fifty eight thousand dollars on
the Golden Century Dragon Link.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
That's a huge one any payday.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Along with an additional five and six figure wins across
other slot machines.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
The Gambler.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
The Gambler's remarkable success, uh just got the casino on fire.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Everyone is freaking out streaming because.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
It is only I mean, it's a lot of money,
but the casino can cover one point seven. If you
start taking him for twenty million or something, then I
could see him shut you down.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
But it's good.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
It's good for business, this news, because what what does
it tell someone that you could win?

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Yeah, so this is gonna get on you know, the radio,
on the TV and the internet, and everyone's gonna fly there.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
And make that's ride. I think I'm I'm gonna book
a vacation tonight.

Speaker 6 (40:45):
Yeah, yea three hundred and eighty nine, three.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Hundred and eighty nine jackpots And I.

Speaker 6 (40:48):
Don't even understand how that's possible.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
It's got to be there's got to be some sort
of They said that he appeared to find the right
combination of slot machines. This there's got to be guys
who like just stand by and watch and like you
can figure things out mathematically.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
I'm thinking he's got himself the math mind, Like you're saying,
he's just like.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Yeah, like kind of like that that that hangover me
where it's Zach Alfanakus and you say.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Yeahs going, yeah, it's the beautiful mind. Idea that certain
people can figure out the rhythm.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
But because the casino said, you know, these occurrences remain
extremely rare and the odds typically favor the house.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
So yeah, yeah, you shouldn't be able to win over
and over at one point eight million dollars.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
And how much are you dumping? You know, like you
you watch people at those machines and it's like max
bet and like my my kiddy would be empty and
I beg, all right, I lost a thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
I can't continue. But they go until they win.

Speaker 11 (41:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (41:43):
I wonder what he started with, because like you got
to bet more, probably make.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
More them in like thirty bucks.

Speaker 6 (41:50):
Baby, looks I'm on the penny slots, like betting a penny.

Speaker 8 (41:53):
There was one.

Speaker 6 (41:53):
Why am I not winning?

Speaker 3 (41:54):
I think I put in like forty dollars to a
slot machine once and was a casino.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
On Lincoln City. Yeah chinook wins.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
YEAHOK, And I just I was pumped twenty dollars or
forty dollars in there, and uh, I just kept losing
and losing and I had I was all the way
down to ten dollars and I was pissed, So I
just bet it all at once.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
And I won like one hundred and something dollars. Nice,
and it feels like you're the guy right cash right
out right. Yeah, I took you fools it yeah, walking
to my car in the cold with my money. But
I wonder if it was something like that.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
You're just like, You're like, I just don't want to
get out of here, and you just bet big and then.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Oh yeah, and then you hit, you hit big ding
m m ming ming ming ming man.

Speaker 6 (42:32):
That's pretty impressive. I'm jealous.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
What's the most you've ever won? I don't know, one
hundred dollars, I don't know. Yeah, because I was telling you.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
When I was in Vegas, I happened to run into
my neighbor and my buddy that I grew up with,
and he had was just waiting for his wife to
get done at the pool with their kid tapping away.
Won a couple grand, and then once he won a
couple grand, you're betting bigger amounts. And then he hit
another couple grand. Wow, and I got a free dinner.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
I was like, this is great, what's here on a roll? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:59):
All right, coming up next, We've got tickets to go
see Jason Bonhams. Led Zeppelin evening.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
We need collars ten and eleven on the phone right now,
eight six six, four four five one five nine. We'll
play after three Doors down on the brew. Here you,
Drew and Laura, don't forget tomorrow morning, We've got another
edition of Laura's Dusty Trail. That's right, if you know
it's gonna be really nice this weekend.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
It looks like and if you're wanting to go hiking
and you're just not sure where to go because it
is overwhelming. I'll look at the you know, the All
Trails app or something, and it's like, I don't.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
Know which one to choose, you know, what to choose from.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
There's a lot of good stuff. So Laura will help
narrow it down for you.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Tomorrow at nine o'clock in the morning, she will give
you another edition of Laura's Dusty Trail.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
In the meantime, let's do this well farvun turn girm yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
In my head, outsieh here like an old seventies announcer
saying that of course we'll pay for that.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
It'll cost a seven hundred chuck woolery or yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
well far worse. Let's meet our contestant this morning. He's
calling from Hillsborough. His name is David. Hey, David, David, Hey,

(44:23):
good morning, sir, good morning. What are you doing this morning?

Speaker 1 (44:27):
David?

Speaker 2 (44:27):
You go ahead of the work. Are you just getting
off or what's the deal?

Speaker 7 (44:30):
I just did a parts run for some Kingtons on
a twenty thousand poun axle.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
I don't know what that means, but it sounds intense.
That's a lot of yeah, a lot at once. But
it sounds like you know what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Yes, explain that to an idiot. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (44:46):
Yeah, it's the permanent point of your your steer tires.
So's it's it's your your steering gets really loose when
they get wore out.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Okay, yeah, okay, so.

Speaker 7 (44:57):
You're doing drive straight.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
So he's fixing car or is it a truck?

Speaker 7 (45:01):
It sounds like a yeah, it's a big dump truck.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Okay, that's it's nice. Are you in the dump truck
right now?

Speaker 1 (45:09):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 7 (45:09):
I'm in my service truck.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Well, you wanted to drive a dump truck?

Speaker 6 (45:12):
Do you have dumps like a truck?

Speaker 2 (45:14):
David? No, No, can I drive your dump truck? Bring
it down here?

Speaker 6 (45:20):
You got a CDL well, I mean minor details red tape.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Yeah, he's working on it.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Technically we are, I do because my real name's Chad,
and then I have Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Yeah, we are a CDO. So will that works?

Speaker 7 (45:34):
That is?

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Okay, okay, I'm on it. Just give me a hard
hat and I'm good. All right, let's play this game, sir.
So I'm going to give you ten seconds to name
five items and whatever category we give you today.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Have you heard the game played before?

Speaker 7 (45:47):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (45:48):
All right, So do you think you can do it?

Speaker 7 (45:50):
Or I couldn't do the Marvel but well maybe I
can do this one.

Speaker 6 (45:56):
Marvel movies he's failed in this game.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
There's seventeen hundred of them.

Speaker 7 (46:01):
Well yeah, I mean, but it wasn't Marvel movies. It
was Marvel characters.

Speaker 6 (46:06):
Okay, well that's I feel like that's even worth There's
still there's seventeen hundred of them.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
All the movies are named after characters, the original ones. Yeah,
so that's all right.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Well, maybe today will be a little easier for you.
We'll see today's category, sir, are brands of cigarettes. You
have ten seconds to name five brands of cigarettes starting.

Speaker 7 (46:25):
Now, Marble, Camel, report.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
H American Spirit. Oh just keep happening. I don't know.
I know people don't repeats like they used to, but.

Speaker 6 (46:46):
I mean we thought, we all know, fired them behind
a convenience store desk like forever.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
It's just that, you know, when you when you hear
that ticker in your are, you start getting nervous.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (46:57):
What happens?

Speaker 1 (46:58):
All right?

Speaker 7 (46:59):
Exactly what happened? You can I talk to Laura afterwards?

Speaker 2 (47:02):
You No, you got to talk to her. Waiting gott
to talk to her.

Speaker 7 (47:05):
Waiting for my tickets.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Oh my god, I'm waiting for you, prize pig, son
of a bitch. I'm not the ticket lady.

Speaker 6 (47:12):
I did enter your information, but uh, that's an issue
you're take up with beef.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
You know how heap is the ticket lady. You have
no idea how much you annoyed.

Speaker 7 (47:19):
It is the ticket lady. Okay, beef stick lady. Okay,
thank you guys. All right, I have a great morning.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
We'll hang on. We're gonna have to hear you another
thing of tickets.

Speaker 6 (47:26):
No, we don't, because he lost Oh that's right.

Speaker 7 (47:28):
Oh good, Okay, I was going off.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Sorry, get off the phone, Get.

Speaker 7 (47:32):
Off my phone, Thank you bye.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Who's this dust dustin? Are you got the tickets? Tanner's frazzled.
I'm not frazzled. I just the disrespect, the prize hogging.
All right, what about the person who hasn't won yet?

Speaker 6 (47:49):
Yeah, piggy, Piggy, it's like that guy who won the
lottery three hundred and eighty nine times.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Yeah, leave some money for the rest of us, Like,
leave some tickets for our rest of us, like a
little something something, you know, it gets fine, and if
you win, you win.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
It's legit. But like, uh, people who always are like,
well I won yesterday, it means I can win today.
Spread the wealth.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Come on, man, what do you what do you user
four pairs of tickets to go see nickelback? Because if
you get four, three people get zero.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Yeah, but I mean they were really good at listing things.
So yeah, I'm a master lister. Anyway, I should be
rewarded from my little outburst there, But doesn't it was warranted?
Does bother me a little bit? Sometimes it's nice to
just get the pig off you let me talk to
another listener and just calm myself down. Just just a rando.
Good morning, it's Tanner, Jo and Laura.

Speaker 7 (48:36):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Hi, I'm just trying to come off my my moment.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
He's like, bro, I just wanted some tickets. We call
that piggy backing. Yeah, did you need anything? Brother?

Speaker 8 (48:55):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (48:55):
I was calling about the contest. We gotta winter already,
my friend. Right back at it tomorrow next time.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
A yeah, we do have another pair of tickets to
go see Jason bonhams led Zeppelin evening tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Guys, seem butter You're not? Are you buttered? A little
bit slightly? He's like, I woke up for this.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
I've rolled for this, all right, buddy, Tomorrow seven thirty
in the morning. We also have another shot at one
of five nine dot com.

Speaker 12 (49:24):
Good no.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Stories.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
It's now time for the big story. We go around
the room sharing what we think the biggest stories of
the day are. Drew, you want to go sure.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
I don't think you're gonna love this news, but you
guys are in a good place right now. So the
big story to me is French fries have been linked
to type two diabetes.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
What don't tell me that? Yeah, I know, with just
a week left of your diet, as you look forward
to the crispy, delicious French fries that you love so much.
The study fines that eating three servings of these fries
a week increase your risk by twenty percent. Come on,
that's a lot, a lot. That's almost a quarter party there. Now,

(50:06):
eating boiled or baked or smashed potatoes did not appear
to have this effect. Something to do with the frying
process and maybe the oils that are being used. But
French fries and the beat is are becoming BFF.

Speaker 6 (50:20):
And that's too bad. We were just talking about Mount
Curly earlier.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Yeah, ay, one Mount Curly at the State ferry. It
might be about for chances. Damn.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
I think the big story of the day is China
says it has stealth killer wolf robots. Yeah, China's unveiled
a new gun carrying robot. The wolves are actually like
they kind of you know, look like wolves designed for
military combat. Now this is coming from their state broadcasting CCTV,
so it's state media, okay, pretty much anything that comes

(50:54):
from them or guarantee. They report that these four legged
robots can quietly sneak up on enemies, fire accurate shots,
and work in difficult terrain. These quadrupled robots are part
of China's push to use advanced unmanned systems in warfare.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Wow is that?

Speaker 6 (51:10):
I mean it's like on it was on their CCTV
whatever whatever. It does sound like something that might be possible.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
We've already seen these robots.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
I saw one of those, that thing kind of looks
like a dog and had a flame throw on its
back exactly.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
So any skills you have in combat, forget about it.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
I mean, I think that's good. But you know, what
do you think about la How you're going to fight
an armed wolf in stealth mode? You cannot.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
It just seems like that's made of metal. I mean,
these Tremender came out in the eighties. Why why are
why are we repeating mistakes?

Speaker 6 (51:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
I know it's just a movie, but come on, it
was the eighties. I figured this out a long time more.
I don't know. It just seems like, you know, we're
lucky there's a no ocean between us and a lot
of other countries.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
We know where this is all headed, but we just
keep our foot in the gas. Yeah, let's just make
a syni.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
It Why, pretty soon it's going to be they have
flying bird type things.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Oh no, I mean they have drones. It's going to
be a bird. I think they got with guns.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
They got birds with guns, I don't know, but theyve
got birds that are spies, you know, like they little
robot birds.

Speaker 6 (52:12):
Drop grenades on people and stuff.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
They're doing that with drones in Ukraine.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
Yeah, okay, well pigeons and drones, Laura, that's how we're
going to do war.

Speaker 6 (52:20):
No, don't just don't bring my crows into this. That's
all I ask. I think the big story is speaking
of technology and AI. Yes, Open ai announced yesterday that
it will offer chat GPT to all US federal agencies
for just a buck through the next year, essentially giving

(52:42):
the government access to its AI technology for free. The
partner or the company is partnering with US General Services
Administration for this initiative. It's going to provide federal workers
with access to advanced AI models and features, and they
say this is going to help make government services faster, easier,
and more reliable.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
So dude, this stuff is freaking me out.

Speaker 6 (53:02):
Man, it's here to stay.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
I'm freak it out. I mean, is anybody else concerned?

Speaker 10 (53:07):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (53:07):
No, everything's fine, Everything's fine, looked down and walk forward.
Deep Wa are you concerned?

Speaker 8 (53:12):
Very concerned?

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (53:13):
Yeah, Like I don't like the road we're on, and
I don't love how nonchalant everybody is about it.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Yeah, like dude who runs chagy BT sam Almon's, Like,
you know, I think that AI probably will lead to
the extinction of the human race, but there'll be a
lot of great companies in the meantime.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
So yeah, I enjoy the new version of your favorite
place for now, and then it's over.

Speaker 8 (53:36):
I just don't get the end game.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Yeah, because you go to fast food a lot, and
if they automate a fast food place and they put
Manna's on a burger, you don't want manaise on. Who
you're gonna yell at beef?

Speaker 8 (53:43):
Yeah, the robot? You think I'm gonna not yell it?

Speaker 6 (53:46):
Then the robot is gonna bust out a machine gun,
and then well, well that's gonna be the answer.

Speaker 8 (53:50):
That bridge when we get there. For now, let's talk
about the Mayo.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
I don't you have ten seconds to chapter mill and
drive away or I will destroy you. Step away from
the Mayo gun.

Speaker 8 (53:58):
Trust us, it's correct.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Like I listen, if if the AI can make my
meal perfect and not mess it up.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
Maybe I'm okay with it, but are you going to
crave like that whopper that looks like someone threw it
across your car?

Speaker 2 (54:13):
It's been perfect for too long? Could you just spike one? Yeah,
it's Larry my cheese hanging off the side of it.

Speaker 8 (54:20):
It also, could you smash it?

Speaker 2 (54:22):
I want my cheese nearing free fall off my berder.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
More more on these stories online at one O five
nine the brew dot Com coming up in a few minutes.
There's something that when beef Water looks at it, he
wants to gag every single time. We'll tell you what
that is, and we want to know what makes you
want to gag when you look at it. Your calls
after stain.

Speaker 9 (54:42):
You're Laura Drew and Laura, Oh sorry, do you.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Need a cough for no? And look at but it
works with the music unless your camera broke there.

Speaker 6 (54:56):
Can look at the look at the other side, like
the side that's it looks like you're.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
You're kind of wiggling in that weird way. I'm going
to turn it off room mode over there. I don't know.

Speaker 8 (55:06):
We have the worst equipment. Your left sides and the matrix.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Our equipment is just like, if it gets too hot
in here, our cameras literally will just power down.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Yeah, and sometimes you'll hear that BEEPINGEP. If you hear that, everyone,
we don't acknowledge it, it's because we're trying to pretend
it didn't happen right in the middle of a major melody.
But that's the cameras shutting down.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
The reality is there's a nine year old in his
mom's base one with a better camera than us, right.

Speaker 8 (55:27):
Yes, Plus this studio is said at Tucson in July.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
That's the temperature.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
But you're right though, Drew, Like there are twelve year
olds with four K cameras or cinema like cameras doing
video game streams and we can't get things to stay on.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
There's stuff's just beautiful in our overheating too hot. It's
been on for thirty minutes, Like I just hit.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
The power button and it says it's been powering off
ever since I hit it a couple of seconds ago.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Oh yeah, it's no comprende at this point.

Speaker 6 (55:55):
Anyway, You just got a big black blob for Tanner's.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Well, it works because I am blobbish. Casey B.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
Fatter bas in here and we were talking to him
yesterday off the air, and he was we were talking
about gagging, and I don't remember how we got started
on the topic.

Speaker 6 (56:10):
It was kind of like a weird, morbid conversation that
we were having. What was it, and we were talking
about eating disorders.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
I believe, oh, because you you said that you had
at one point.

Speaker 6 (56:19):
Yeah, we were talking about the ease of throwing up,
and beef Water.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Said he threw a brag out there in the middle
of conversation, Like, what do you mean you can throw
up on a whim? Really? Like, if I asked you
to throw up into trash can right now, you could
do it.

Speaker 8 (56:32):
Probably not in the trash can. I mean maybe if
I thought about it hard enough, but trash can.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Okay, So it's the toilet, then.

Speaker 8 (56:38):
Yeah, if I look at the if I just look
at the whole of the toilet and I'm thinking about
throwing up, it's over.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
It feels like you kind of maybe got a little.

Speaker 8 (56:47):
I've always been a very like sympathetic baker. You're somebody
throwing up, it's a goner. If I smell it, it's
a goner.

Speaker 6 (56:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (56:55):
Uh so, yeah, it's I just have always been a
sensitive thrower upper, but I'm also an aggressive throw upper. So,
like I explain to you guys, my body wrings itself out.
Really when I throw up, it's like it's coming. It's
starting at the foot.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
And I almost guarantee that's why you have a surgically
great stomach, because you've watched you.

Speaker 8 (57:15):
Will hear me three rooms away.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Wow, Yeah, I come up. I'm a violet vomitter too.
So but every time you look at the bottom of
the toilet bowls, so when you a.

Speaker 8 (57:23):
Little queasy and I see the toilet, it's over.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
So every single day you have to go to the bathroom, obviously,
do you just you just don't look down into the
toilet cup.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Everybody look up.

Speaker 8 (57:31):
I'm feeling fine, if like if yeah, if again, if
I'm looking at it and I think about it, it
will send me down that rabbit hole. If I'm just
going in there to use the bathroom and leave and
I'm at.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
A glance and throw up on his shoes. So is
it the sight of it that just does it for you?

Speaker 6 (57:44):
Or is it the thought of.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Like the idea I'm a good about.

Speaker 6 (57:48):
Yeah, But also and I'm next to a toilet, which
is disgusting.

Speaker 8 (57:53):
I think it's just what you're looking at when you're
throwing up, right, like, so that just that visual yeah,
is not a deal. Every time we've had the flu,
you are and you're looking down the hole of that
toilet and you're throwing up.

Speaker 6 (58:03):
I leave the bathroom with like two new abs, just yoked.

Speaker 8 (58:08):
After you feel like a million bucks.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
You feel good for about eight minutes and then til
it starts to come back. Like it's when you're super
hungover and you throw up, you you feel like it's over,
and you'll go lay.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Down in bed. Eight minutes you're right back, not over. Well,
maybe there's other people like you, beef.

Speaker 8 (58:22):
Are there?

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Are you somebody who will gag just looking at something?

Speaker 6 (58:26):
Like?

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Is there something that's so gross to you that just
looking at it makes you want to vomit? Eight six
six four four five one o five nine. You can
shoot us a talk back through our iHeartRadio app or
a text message through our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line at
nine eight one ninety seven. Uh, I don't I think
I have a hard time when I go camping or whatever,
or if I'm in anywhere, there's like a porter type situation.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
God, where it's just wretched.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
Yeah, when I went camping a couple of weeks ago,
they had one of those bathrooms there at the campsite,
and you know, I looked. I glanced down for a second,
and that was a huge mistake. Yeah, and I just
I definitely went move.

Speaker 8 (58:58):
Yeah, that maybe one of the worst sights you could.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Because they had not emptied that thing in a while.
It was getting high, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Gross.

Speaker 4 (59:06):
Yeah, poop is such a massive trigger for me.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
The smell of it. It just immediately turns my stomach.
You're in there, But what about looking at something, Drew,
is there something if you look at it?

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Just looking at it makes you want to vomit? Yeah,
it's an It's a wound. And like in the moment
that it happens, you know, it's like I've watched a
compound fracture twice of two different guys arms doing stupid things.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
When you're a kid, and you you you.

Speaker 4 (59:32):
Like dry heave because it's so wretched to it and
I think it's the that are you coming back from
that and you're almost scared and you go move like
and if it's not just a dry heave is probably
a little spit up there, gnarly, I have a fresh wound.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
I do that a little bit with the cat's splitter box.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
If it's been a little bit like sometimes I'll go
like maybe a day or two without cleaning up.

Speaker 6 (59:54):
Oh yeah, whatever, a day or two, tanner, be honest, I.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Maybe like a handful of day week, like maybe a quarter,
maybe like three or four months. But when I can
throw the whole thing out at that, like if I've
waited a little bit, like just looking at it, because
like all the litter starts to clump up and I
can't bro I will throw up.

Speaker 8 (01:00:15):
Right, my brain is still stuck on the porta lasagna.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
What something makes you gag just by looking at it?
It's standard doing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Laura, good morning, good morning. Chickens, chickens, chickens. Yes, I
lived in Nigeria for half a year and we lived
right above a chicken farm and the smell of.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
It every morning made me bombs. So now just looking
at a chickens really.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
Oh, because I chicken coop can in case you had
one before. They're all murdered by the raccoon. But it
gets to pretty stink. Yeah, I mean that's only a hand.

Speaker 8 (01:00:56):
She's talking about a processing plant that's thousands of chickens.
That's not just a little back here, it's overwhelming.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
At what point did you realize you had made a
terrible decision and moving above a chicken farm?

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Well, she's paying two dollars a month.

Speaker 8 (01:01:09):
Squaking didn't stop.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
You're saying the second you walked in you wish you'd left. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I don't blame you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Did you ever get used to it? Doesn't sound like
you did, Like you never became noseblinde.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Oh absolutely not. No. And a teenager would walk like,
you know, I'd wake up.

Speaker 11 (01:01:27):
I'd smell it, see them being flattered.

Speaker 6 (01:01:30):
Yeah, oh man, good slaughtering morning.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
And then you go grab yourself a crispy chicken.

Speaker 6 (01:01:36):
Sand I was gonna say, you're a vegetarian now, right, like.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Oh no, nowhere.

Speaker 10 (01:01:43):
Animal.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Yeah, that's the way. She'll pick it up at the
story just doesn't want to watch it. Yeah, thanks so
much for your call. We appreciate it. We want to
know what makes you want to vomit just by looking
at it. CASEYV.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Flotter Bay will look at the bottom of a toilet,
you know, that little hole is and it just makes
them to throw up. Oh god, we should just make
you go sit in front of it for a.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Few minutes and see what happens. Oh that's I don't know.
He isn't a nice shirt.

Speaker 6 (01:02:08):
It's gonna be a real shame if you got anything
on that shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
We got some talk back to our iHeartRadio. I even
have to try to attempt to clean up after a dog.

Speaker 8 (01:02:19):
It's over. I will vomit.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Everywhere it does. Suck man. I had to pick up
Cooper's poop the other day.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
We went for a walk and he crapped in somebody's yard,
and you know, you had to pick it up.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Gotta take care of that. You feel all that heat.

Speaker 8 (01:02:32):
Through the balls.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
He doesn't realize how much you love him in that moment. Yeah,
all right, morea calls and texts coming up in a
few minutes. Is there something that makes you want to
vomit just by looking at it?

Speaker 8 (01:02:45):
Hang on.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
And now, Bruce, here's Drew.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
A lot of people remember the Cardiac Pack, the nineteen
eighty three NC State men's basket team, Jimmy Valvano's team
that cut down the nets and really shocked everyone, beating
Houston in that game. Well, it's been the poster boy
for the NCUBLEA tournament for years and they flash it

(01:03:14):
all over the television, the NC DOUBLEA, CBS and all
their partners make a killing. Well, the Cardiac pack say
where's our part of that cash? And they did sue
the NC DOUBLEA and looked like they had a pretty
good case.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
But as of this morning no more.

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
A North Carolina judge has dismissed the lawsuit, saying they
don't have a leg to stand on. Now the compensation
will not happen. Now, this is a big deal because
they don't This is kind of a precedent for everyone else.
Like if you won a national championship and they flash
your face on there, do you get a little check
or is that all in the past.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Is this all new stuff? So it looks like for
now you're not getting paid.

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
Also, you knew this smelling salt thing of yesterday that
they were saying was banned in the NFL clarification this
morning that you can bring your own inhalance if if
you want to sniff ammonia inhalance or better known as
smelling salts, you just have to bring your own sniff
and they've even said like, and we don't want you

(01:04:17):
huffing out of bags because sometimes they have this stuff
in a bag and you just breathe the bag and
go out there and nearly kill a man.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
That's how we get wins in the NFL.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
NFL does have a chance for you to sniff, sniff,
sniff tonight as there is a triple header two games
on the NFL network. Seems like a pretty nice time
to start watching some football. And then tomorrow night you
will see Shador Sanders for the Cleveland Browns. There's your sports.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Thank you very much. We got an email this morning
from Barb. Barb says, good morning, Tanner.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Would you please tell Laura about her aha when she
was imitating the South African wild Buffalo's Buffalo's killed today
totally cracked me up.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Oh nice.

Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
I thought they were gonna say less crowish noises. No,
that's they love you.

Speaker 8 (01:05:01):
They love it.

Speaker 6 (01:05:02):
It's this and I figured that's the sound I made.
There you go, Barb, We're gonna put that on a hockey.
That's the sound of a buffalo running away, by the
way after mauling a man.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
Yep, that's what they always do. Spot on that's that's
when who's had some of those inhalance?

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
Uh huh, all right, come up next to more of
your calls and text. Beef water gags every time he
looks at the whole of a toilet bowl, you know,
like right down the drain gags when he looks at it,
which is kind of odd, dirty toilet hole.

Speaker 6 (01:05:33):
I mean, that's a good insult.

Speaker 8 (01:05:35):
Just don't look at it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
You shut your dirty moral oilet.

Speaker 8 (01:05:38):
Story is you learn how to adapt to these things
as you grow.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
So I just don't look all right, just covers his eyes. So,
what's something that makes you gag the moment you look
at it? Is it? Is? It's a toilet bowl? Is
it dog poop? Is it Casey's toes? Well, we don't
have that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
You don't know, Yes, soon, my friends. It's one of
five nine the Brew Tanner, Drew and Lauria. Your calls
coming up after every clear.

Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Banner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Laura Happy Thursday. What makes you gag the moment you
look at it? Eight six, six four four five one
of five nine, or you can shoot us a text
message on our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line at nine eighty
one nine seven zero one four seven says, your face, tanner, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
What makes me gags. Not very nice every time I
see it on socials. Oh oh they did end it
with jkjk.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Okay, Well that helps a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
It still hurts. Hurtful, but fair. This one's from zero
zero eight two. It says, uh, be fighter doesn't look
into the toilet before he sits?

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
How does he? How does he check for toilet snakes?
If he doesn't look, I think you don't stare at
it right, like you can glance and see that it's him.

Speaker 6 (01:06:48):
Absolutely, he walks into the bathroom every time with a
blindfold on.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
That's why. That's why his bathroom is such a mess.
And his hand into the bottom if it's clear he's.

Speaker 8 (01:06:57):
Going again, it's it's mostly if I'm nauseous already, right Like,
if I'm just.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
Normal, that'll just send you over the edge.

Speaker 8 (01:07:04):
Just don't focus on it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
Yeah, what makes you gag just by looking at it?
This text comes to us from thirty two forty three.
It says, there are reasons I'd never had babies or dogs.
I have a very weak gag reflex and would surely
puke if I had to change a diaper or clean
up after.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
A dog every day. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Also, when I was younger, my guy friends would have
a very descriptive gross conversations with conversations in front of me,
and it just made me want to throw up what
they thought it was hysterical.

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
Now it is something that you get better at with time.
I mean, I hate crap as much as anyone on
this planet, but on the third child, I don't like gag.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Will I do it anymore?

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
But just yesterday I pulled that thing back and for
anyone who hasn't seen it for themselves, it is honestly,
it looks like somebody hands smashed it into every little
nook and cranny, and you all have nooks and crannies,
think about every one of them.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Spackle pack, I know. And yeah, you got to clean
that to to like health code qualification. Spackle packed.

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
Yeah, you got to make sure that thing is sparkle
like that you could cook off of it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
That's the name of today's episode, spackle Pack. Spackle Pack.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
I'm throw up.

Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
This one from fifty ninety five says, hey, it's dirty
hairy blueberry vodka.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Makes me gag just looking at the bottle.

Speaker 6 (01:08:20):
No, I mean look at night.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
Yeah, if you if you were already teetering and you
looked at a shot of Yegger, I think you could
barf at your nose.

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
Fat Thor says every time I hear people puking, I
start laughing. I guess that's because I never throw up.
I only throw down. Wow man with the iron guy, Yeah,
I refuse. I'm not giving back the booze.

Speaker 5 (01:08:44):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
Someone is not happy that we're talking about this. Okay,
they said, Wow, what a topic.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Guys. I had to turn the station off, you know. Blah,
sorry about that. Okay, they go check your he goes
check your ratings. Yeah they're fine.

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
Well no, actually they plummeted about a half hour ago.
Oh my god, they're at all time low.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
It's all your fault. We're gonna lose our jobs due
they buffaloed all right off the edge. Let's see this
one says uh, Oh, this one's gross. Yeah, this is
one I gag just watching. I'm with you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
Nineine eight five says watching my dog eat his own poop.
Oh I can't sign everyone up for that. I just
I'll immediately start gagging. Yeah, I see it because it's like,
how long has this gone on? And my dog I
didn't even know he did this until Laura. Yeah, I
was just gonna say so.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
I went to Disneyland or somewhere, and Laura stayed at
my house to watch my pets, and she caught my
little dog Bear, you know, when he was still alive
rest in.

Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
Peace eating is either his Pooper Cooper Cooper's because Cooper
had just gone down and taken a fresh deuce and
immediately Bear ran over and face for a straighteno the turn.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
I'm not even there and it's gagthy.

Speaker 6 (01:09:58):
I've never screamed so loud. I think your neigh like,
what is happening? Though, I really appreciate you doing that though.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Yeah that's a real because I I I never let
that dog lick me because oh yeah, dogs heads up,
yeah they are so Yeah, dude, I'm with you. Watching
a dogy thrown poop is an arles that's up there
this text. We want to know what makes you gag
just by looking at it. Case he looks at the whole,
you know, the drain of a toilet, and he starts

(01:10:24):
to throw up in his mouth a little bit. This
one says, the first time you give your beautiful daughter
ice cream, such a memorable experience, but no one talks
about the diaper afterwards, the smell and the blowout.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
It ruined dq softser for me. Oh yeah, man, it's
not a great thing.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
And then there's you know, there's just texture there or
a little tummy ache goes a long way.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
This text from thirty seven to seventy six says, if
we make nachos for dinner and I smell and I
see or smell the leftovers in the morning, I'll throw up,
you know, like old nacho. I love nachos, and it
only makes me sick the next morning.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
So I don't know what the issue is.

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
Well, when the when the cheese starts a sweat, you know,
because when it gets cold, it gets it gets almost like.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
That do your lip gets when you start getting hot?

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Rue?

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Yeah, And nobody nobody wants old cold cheese, you know
what grosses me out.

Speaker 6 (01:11:12):
And this is another reason why I think I'm just
like I wasn't cut out for motherhood, Like I just
don't think it was made for me. When I see
a child with a snotty nose, yeah, and it's just
like christ in their mouth and I'm like, sorry, do
something about that. I just can't.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
I can't leave that stuff on my kid's face. And
your girls are always clean. But you'll be at a
Costco and you'll see someone just crust it over, just
a kid crusted over on his face, and I will
walk to the next dock. Yeah, and you can't catch
them all.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
I turned around and I've got a snot bubble on
a kid. It happens. Yeah, eighty six forty five, Laura,
I think you'll agree with this. What makes me gag
just by looking at it is watching people pick their
nose like this.

Speaker 8 (01:11:57):
Is on the rise, and I've noticed more and more
and I don't know if it's just timing of me
catching it, but I'm seeing a lot of people picking
their nose in traffic and I'm gonna say majority female.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
Really well, I would say maybe it's because do you
think that nobody can see them?

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
Some people do that though they think like they're by themselves,
because we can see you where els can you dig
if you can?

Speaker 6 (01:12:22):
So I think maybe like maybe men are just like
more chill with doing it, like out in the open
or something. So when a what like, where else is
she going to do it? It's got to be in
the car.

Speaker 8 (01:12:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
I just wait till you girls couldn't just dig one
out in a meeting, but just wait till you're out
a light where I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
A dude can do it.

Speaker 8 (01:12:38):
Also, wouldn't kill you to tint your windows.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Ten your windows are just like, you know, wait till
you're not sitting at a light where someone's just looking
right at you while you dig around. I feel like.

Speaker 8 (01:12:45):
I've seen it multiple times in a short span.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
Do you ever look at them and just you know, like.

Speaker 8 (01:12:55):
Everybody's seeing them?

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
Are we going to turn to the hanky here at
some point?

Speaker 8 (01:13:00):
Bigan public they're focused when you see somebody doing it,
they're they're like they're not looking around, like it's a
very focused thing. And it's weird to me, Like I don't,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
Well, you gotta be careful. You don't want to push
the booger back farther either way.

Speaker 8 (01:13:11):
I just every time I job by, I'm just like you,
nasty you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
You can give them a little fingerwag.

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
Listen to this one seventy four to thirty nine cent
A text in and said what makes them gag just
by looking at it is the grease trap in a
meat department.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Oh, it's worse than a septic Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
Yeah, anything like that where it's backed up and curdled
on itself.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
This one said anything from the show Doctor Pimple Popper.
I love that, Tat Tanner. That's his favorite show. I
love watching an absess being drained. Yeah, that's a wound
being cleaned. That's a gag fest. I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:13:41):
And the other day is like, check out this video,
and it was just somebody's like foot being peeled off
with a cheese grater.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Like five hundred times. Well there's multiple videos, of course, yeah,
but there's like three. I keep going back.

Speaker 8 (01:13:55):
I mean, do you kind of wish you could experience that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
I feel like I could. I feel like I could
drain an absessed because I've watched it so many times,
and I do feel like I could perform the procedure
where we shaved the skin off.

Speaker 6 (01:14:07):
The thing that you don't experience through the video is
the smell.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
Well that's you know, the people have to wash their
feet before the surgeries.

Speaker 6 (01:14:16):
Yeah, but I mean draining and abscess, you're going to
get some.

Speaker 8 (01:14:18):
Sounds I'm sure was insides.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
Yeah, that's sure. I'm sure it's got a little bit
of a well you've got.

Speaker 8 (01:14:24):
You're given me a lot to think about it, but
I can I can personally tell you our insides do
not smell good.

Speaker 11 (01:14:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
When when you beat beef in this uh, in this
weight loss competition, he has to show his foot, it
might be full blown banana foot. So you don't know,
we might end up having a shaving life greater.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Yeah, does that fongus on your toes? Cause like a smell.
I never saw his heat.

Speaker 8 (01:14:45):
It's unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
Tell the truth, because if we need to bring for
bees in here that day.

Speaker 8 (01:14:50):
No, the level you think my feet are at is
honestly insulting.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
I'm just going by what drew to a hold on it.

Speaker 8 (01:14:58):
But do you really for what they like feet or
like homeless level?

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
They were described to be a little bit homeless you
and you know the way that I live right like, so.

Speaker 8 (01:15:08):
You just think I don't bathe, I don't take care
of anything ever.

Speaker 4 (01:15:14):
Comes Remember you said everything inside is his gross and
that's where fungus comes from.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
And I can't trust anything you say, so I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:15:21):
I don't trust you at all.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
Now, well, let me tell you if if you take
those shoes off and the room stinks, we will wish
you had warned us.

Speaker 6 (01:15:29):
But okay, so you'd be more upset if he takes
his shoes off and the room stinks, or if his
feet are like pristine.

Speaker 8 (01:15:37):
Here's the deal. I'm essentially gonna wear the same socks
from today till the seventeenth.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
All right, we get some good money for that. I
think I'll be upset if they're pristine.

Speaker 11 (01:15:45):
Law.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
Yeah, you know, like if they're just fine and they're
not as bad as Drew said they were, then yeah,
I'll be disappointed. In a couple of years, he was
like three years okay, so three years ago they did
not look good. He did something to him.

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
If they look good, and then that's all on him
because then he lied to you about doing something.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
Foughter, Why do you look so guilty right now?

Speaker 8 (01:16:04):
I don't look guilty at all. I'm just he's he's
fishing for something from years ago that he saw at
a glance underwater.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
Hold On, I brought it up one time three years ago,
and that built this. Yeah, I didn't say, hey, remember
that time, you're.

Speaker 8 (01:16:18):
Saying, so we're we're building on something that he saw
on a whimsy and then with the ice skis, yeah, underwater.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
With so if your feet were fine, he would have
shown them to us thirty miles.

Speaker 8 (01:16:30):
I'm a mad principle.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
No, you're so lonely. Stop it. If you weren't bad,
you would have shown.

Speaker 8 (01:16:35):
Them already and you would have put this to you,
won't you set Now you're saying that that so deflection. Yes,
you should be a politician, according to you, because you
know everything about me.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
Now I don't. That's why I want to see them.
But if they are bad, I want to make sure
you get a dietis because I see the way you walk.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
I saw the the autism walk. You walk like you're
you're in pain. It looks I'm concerned.

Speaker 8 (01:16:57):
And you're a terrible listener. Because when we waited, what
did she say? It's a hip issue, right, and she said, hey,
do you ever thought about going to a chiropractic because
you might be out.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
Of the hip issue. Could have been saying, oh, that's
probably him issues can cause pain of foot problems.

Speaker 6 (01:17:09):
Well, but it's usually actually you said the other way around.
If it's a if it's a foot problem.

Speaker 8 (01:17:16):
Hey doctor, no knowledge over here. Let me break this situation.

Speaker 6 (01:17:19):
I think I do think that that's valid. Like if
you have like an ankle or a fit, a foot
issue and you start walking junny because of a compenation injury,
you earn a hip immediately. Is going to Yes, Yeah,
you were in a bad car accident. That's the only
way you walk.

Speaker 8 (01:17:37):
Bro, I was walking ten miles without zero training, out
of shade, without zero. I would like to shoot. I
would like to see you do the same thing I.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
Would do next year. I'm going to do it with
you and the training your gate walk though you just walk.

Speaker 6 (01:17:50):
You've been walking since you were a check.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
I've been trained for forty years. I'll do it with you.
I'm just saying you this room states, can you take
your shoes off and be pissed?

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:17:59):
My point is is you knew the shape I was
in when I set out on the walk. I was
not in shape. I did not train for it at all.
That's text from Weird that My Body.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
Hurts seventy three eight says beef has got the fungus
among us. There is a fungus, a mungos. Yeah, well
you know. I hope it's cleared up.

Speaker 8 (01:18:17):
I don't. I hope it's worse than ever.

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
I mean, for all of our sakes, I also hope I.

Speaker 4 (01:18:24):
Want to see these I would like to have that
moment where I go, my God for you, I want
to clear it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
Tanner.

Speaker 6 (01:18:32):
Do you think that if you lose? If I'm not
saying that you will, will you throw up when you
see the spider crawling on you?

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
Do you think I think I'll be too scared to
throw I think my body's going to tighten it.

Speaker 6 (01:18:43):
Would you poop your pants?

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
My poop going to survival? Maybe a little anxiety, but
you know, I can't even think about it. You guys,
my palms just instantly started sweating. Beef's so fired up
right now. He's like, I'm not having a bite of food.

Speaker 8 (01:18:56):
For my morning. So far that you're crippled up.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
Yeah, he likes to get me. Makes me make it,
make me.

Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
That sounded I was going to say, but I'm going.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
All right, what do we have here?

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
More text messages? Picking your nose is something that makes
them gag? We got that mustard. This person looks at
mustard next the.

Speaker 6 (01:19:16):
Way I love mustard.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
Yeah, I'll eat it like a little starred. I can't
wait to see those toes lasten.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
I can't wait to see those gross ass busted never
yellow ass toes.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
It's good.

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
How do you want the picture? Do you want them
to roll them over like a tree? Bring like.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
Some nails over the end of the couch, or dug
in or in some sand the finger? Bet you got
a toes?

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Good?

Speaker 8 (01:19:43):
I hope you were thinking about this while you were
pounding hot dogs at the campsite.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
I had three? Yeah, what about you and Disneyland eat.

Speaker 8 (01:19:52):
Bro I've already it's already gone.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Oh good, it's got already got.

Speaker 8 (01:19:57):
It was gone, it was that same day.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
Whatever. I love that the battle is getting We got
a week and a half, but no, sorry, from tomorrow.
You guys are getting thin and the battle's getting thin.

Speaker 15 (01:20:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
A week from tomorrow will be the finale of the
blubber burn between Beef Waughter and myself, and we're gonna
see who loses the most weight. We're gonna do it
by body fat percentage. The loser has to go through
a punishment. So if I lose, I have to let
a trantla crawl across my body. And if I win
be flatter has to show, says buzzed ass Toads.

Speaker 8 (01:20:26):
I wish we could redo the challenges because I'd love
to see you get drugged by horse.

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
Yeah, my punishment's already worse than yours, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
For I was really excited when we set this up,
you know, but now I'm realizing that my punishment's way worse.

Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
Well, I'm sure you both hate the idea of doing
what you have to do.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
And that's right, Harry.

Speaker 8 (01:20:49):
I bet the skin falls off, you're gonna find out
what they taste like. That's the cool part, just through
your rear end, you know what I mean? More more
your cause at texts coming up?

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
You Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura what it Happy Thursday?

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
We found this online online yesterday? The Hambone Awards all right?

Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
Which are Laura?

Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
The Hambone Awards are like the wards given to like
like dumb dogs.

Speaker 6 (01:21:22):
It's like the strangest pet insurance claims. So like the
pets who have you know, swallowed something or gotten themselves
into some sort of trouble.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
They get their heads stuck in something weird. Yeah right. Luckily,
Cooper has never got his head stuck in anything weird
or anything like that. That's good, but uh, you know,
he's an idiot, so it's possible he could get a
Handbone Award someday. But yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
National Pet Insurance has announced the finalist for its seventeenth
annual hamdbone Award, which celebrates the most unconventional incidents leading
to unexpected veterinary visits for pets.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
Yeah. I was in the vet, you know, I had
to take Cooper to the er on Friday. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
There was like six or seven other people in there,
and all with different animals, you know, a lot of
people with cats freaking out about their cats. Sure, and
somebody had like this really cool bulldog, you know, and
what kind.

Speaker 6 (01:22:13):
Of bulldog we talk it is a fat, a fat bulldog,
like an American bulldog. I don't know, fat, like run
of the mill.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Probably, which is more likely to get into trouble? Do
you think the cat or the dog dog?

Speaker 6 (01:22:26):
I would say dogs, because they're like, I mean, cats,
I guess eat weird stuff, but like dogs are always
eating things that they should not.

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
Plus cats are very agile, so a lot of bad
decisions are fixed by quick feet.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
Yeah, right, dodge are dumb and just do it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:41):
This year's finalists include a California Belgian melanose Melondo.

Speaker 6 (01:22:46):
How I say this, I think malon MALANOI mean some
sort of French something or other.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
I love the Melanoi anyway. That dog was kicked in
the face by an angry bull while protecting his family.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
No A.

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
This plays back to don't get too close to the wildlife,
even if you're a beautiful dog.

Speaker 3 (01:23:05):
Tennessee mixed dog mixed breed dog wash who lost his
appetite after eating too many cicadas.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
Oh, he's just grubbing. Those things are big and punchy and.

Speaker 4 (01:23:17):
Flying around in your belly because you're not crunching them
all up before they get in there.

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
There's a cat from New York that's suspected of swallowing
an air pod, which I bet happens all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
So but hurt.

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
I beg you better crap that thing out. They're expensive.

Speaker 6 (01:23:31):
I feel like an AirPod is big for a cat.

Speaker 3 (01:23:34):
It depends on what model. A Virginia bulldog named Maddie.
Their mysterious illness was caused by eating a taxidermied alligator.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
What too?

Speaker 4 (01:23:44):
Because you know, who even knows what's inside there? It's
not even the animal anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
It's a bunch of chemicals. Yeah, chemicals stuffing probably wretched skin.
That is so gross glue. I bet you're eating a
ton of globes. Another handbu on award into a Great
Dane Saint Bernard mix. This one's from New Jersey. It
was bitten on the pow by a groundhog and the

(01:24:09):
Texas Great Dane fox trots his name. Who swallowed? Who swallowed?
A whole turkey leg fox straw right from the owner's hand.
He took leg.

Speaker 4 (01:24:18):
Yeah, take that Take that animal to the state fair. Yeah,
deserves I'd pay.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
To see a dog eat a full turkey leg in
one bike dog.

Speaker 6 (01:24:28):
One snack sized turkey leg for that great Dan.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
Take that dog to the Renaissance fair all over the country.
Oh yeah, my.

Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
Dog, Yeah, he does dumb things, like the other day.
I was taking him for a walk and he saw
like a bird or a rack, a squirrel or something
across the street and he started a run for it,
but traffic was coming.

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
He's just gonna take it ahead. Luckily I had him
on a leash.

Speaker 6 (01:24:48):
But like retrievers aren't known for being the smartest.

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
Just loyal. You'd be dead if I weren't for me. Yeah,
the dog needs you.

Speaker 6 (01:24:55):
I've seen a Golden Retriever jump out of the window
of a moving car into on coming traffic.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
That's so scary.

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
That's why when I are scared when I drive around,
I only roll the window halfway down. Yeah, Cooper's never
even threatened it, but I don't want to take the chance,
So that's fair.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
Good idea. Stick his little head out and that's it,
all right, more of your calls and texts coming up.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
Also, Beef Water is going to be in here for
another edition of Not Sarah Not Necessarily the News.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
In about fifteen minutes.

Speaker 15 (01:25:17):
You're listening to dan Or Drew and Laura Drew and Laura,
I've just never heard you guys talking about dogs jump
out of car windows. My fifteen dollars blue dors quit
bull heard dumb but jumped out the window at sixty
five miles an hour likeily, she hit the butshes and
she didn't get hurt.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
Saws are boneheads. Yeah, oh my god, that dog would
get the Handbone Award for sure. Yeah that's another level. Yeah,
that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
Yeah, Cooper has never done anything like that, but I'm
always so nervous about it because I've seen videos of
dogs jumping out that I just never rolled the window
all the way down.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
It only takes one squirrel yeah moment and you're gone.

Speaker 6 (01:25:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
Because they're just they're just they're impulsive.

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
Yeah, they're the forever Toddler seven is our McLoughlin Chevrolet
text line, or you can send us a talk back
message like that dude through our iHeart Radio app. By
the way, speaking of pets, Oregon, uh made made the
top ten lists for the most pet friendly cities in
the United States.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
I'm not surprised by that.

Speaker 6 (01:26:14):
Everywhere you go you see people walking their pups or
sometimes their cats.

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
My stepdad would walk his cat before he died. Uh Portland,
Oregon sits at number five.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
Everywhere you go stores, restaurants, you see dogs. I love
those bars. You can take a dog too. I love
it now that Cooper's like you can handle it. There's
more and more of those here all the time.

Speaker 6 (01:26:38):
It does weird me out, though, when you see a
dog in a grocery store. Why, I was like, why
are you in a grocery store?

Speaker 8 (01:26:46):
I don't mean to be that guy, but I'm with you.

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
It is well, if it's best, I only see you
see it's like a service dogs. I never see him.

Speaker 6 (01:26:56):
There's no there's no vest there like home deep and
like you know store, that's different. I feel like not
much they can do.

Speaker 3 (01:27:04):
To screw up home depot, And it is kind of
surprised when they do let him in. Like what if
he just eats a loaf of bread? Yeah, exactly, attention
what a produce.

Speaker 6 (01:27:11):
Or like peas on the floor or something, you know, Yeah,
I do.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
Get there's an r ip on the floor. It's not
a guy for that. You should have the food should
be in a in a sterile environment.

Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
I see that. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:27:23):
I literally saw a guy with a German shepherd off
leash at the grocery store and I go to leash.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
This is a whole new level of we don't care, right, Yeah,
I would never do that, like even if Cooper, because
I can walk with him without a leash. But I
I've never do it, even like I see people coming
on the block path, I always just leash them up.

Speaker 4 (01:27:39):
The dog was pushing its own cart, exactly, completely independent.

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
Listen to this.

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
This new Heineken survey found that sixty percent of Americans
who day drink admit to driving afterwards.

Speaker 4 (01:27:53):
Well, yeah, but what is and also what is that
constitute like having a drink or being buzzed?

Speaker 3 (01:28:01):
Well, the survey reveals that many Americans don't recognize the risk,
with the majority admitting to driving after a day drinking
a few a few consistently using designated drivers during daytime events.
I guess to switch switch these attitudes. The campaign is
enlisting celebs like social media influenceers. I've never heard of
Cassidy Jordan.

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
I don't know that. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
Listen, when we get day hammered, we take uber you
should kill I love.

Speaker 3 (01:28:29):
Forty respond and say their group always has a designated driver.
Eleven percent say they never have a DD.

Speaker 6 (01:28:37):
So or even I do feel like day drinking is
kind of because like when you go out at night
time and you're planning on, you know, having a few bevies,
Like yeah, you you think ahead and get a d D.
But sometimes when you're day drinking, you don't plan accidental
for it to.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
Happen that way, so you don't have a d D.
Like I didn't realize I was gonna have a great tie.
And you don't want to leave your car in a
parking lot somewhere exactly, you're like, well, you know, it's
it is two pm at it works tomorrow. And to
that point, many believe that they're quote fine to drive
after two drinks or even after they've eaten a risky
you know, which if they say is a risky misconception, Oh,

(01:29:15):
I see, well yeah, I thought you're gonna say eating
a risky edible. That's what I thought. You add that
on and now I'm just stuck here.

Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
They say the likelihood of using is desgonated driver is
far lower during brunch, about twenty percent. July fourth events
go up to about forty one percent, beach outings twenty
six percent, in nightclub sixty seven percent.

Speaker 4 (01:29:35):
Isn't brunch a funny one? Because you know what people's
minds do subconsciously.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
I don't need a d D. It's breakfast. Yeah, yeah,
I don't need I'm not hammered. It's breakfast. But you
did have three mimosas and a bloody.

Speaker 6 (01:29:46):
Exactly what you think if it were just breakfast, you
there would be no alcohol. You'd drink a coffee and
an orange juice. Brunch means bottomless mimosas, like.

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
Right, what time is usually brunch like at eleven the
official time?

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
All right, I know.

Speaker 8 (01:30:03):
I used to work with a guy that would drink
a beer with his breakfast if you went out somewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
I just watched a video yesterday of the video is
titled post Office. The post office in the nineties was
a different place, and it was all these guys. That
was a news report because all the post office guys
drank during the day, during the job. And they have
video of these guys in their mail trucks just pounding
whiskey out of the bottle and they go the reporter goes,
you know, you can learn a lot about someone by
going through their trash.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
Guess what we learned. And they pulled out the trash
can from the place and dumped out the trash can
and it was all bottles of liquor and beer. But
that mail always got there on time. You sometimes you
got your news report and sometimes you got your neighbor's mail.
But you know, yeah, whatever, yeah, it's just here a
product of the environment. You're like, what are we allowed
to do here?

Speaker 6 (01:30:46):
You do?

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
It was a different time.

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
We do have some talk back messages coming in through
our Ihearts on the radio app. If you have something
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Speaker 16 (01:31:02):
Warning guys with my dog was a little puppy.

Speaker 15 (01:31:04):
Uh.

Speaker 16 (01:31:06):
He jumped out the car window, but luckily he was
in an arness and the artist was attached to the seatbelt,
so he was just dangling outside of the car door,
never actually hit the ground of good day.

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
Well, maybe that'd saved his life. Oh yeah, sure, seriously.

Speaker 6 (01:31:23):
I mean, he probably was not very comfortable just hanging there,
but better than hitting the paything.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
Another talk factor were out.

Speaker 14 (01:31:30):
So get this.

Speaker 8 (01:31:31):
When I was in the Navy, I was stationed in Okinawa, Japan,
and they would smoke inside the grocery stores.

Speaker 13 (01:31:38):
They would smoke everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
But I thought that that was really gross. You know, hey,
I'll take some lettuce with nicotine on it. Yeah, the
produce has a different feel in sig Central. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:52):
Wow, I wonder if that's still a rule that they
were allowed to smoke in grocery stores. It seems like
something Japan would cut out.

Speaker 6 (01:31:57):
Maybe, but a lot of more people smell oak in
Asia and anywhere else. Yeah, so one more talk about.

Speaker 10 (01:32:05):
You know what annoys me is when somebody brings their
dog into a store and they're wearing a jacket that.

Speaker 8 (01:32:11):
Says service dog and it is just all over the place.

Speaker 1 (01:32:15):
It doesn't know what to do. I mean, I get
therapy dogs.

Speaker 4 (01:32:19):
They have a place and everything, but you know, there's
too many people out there cheating my dog.

Speaker 8 (01:32:25):
I had to train the crap out of it.

Speaker 12 (01:32:26):
It could open door, close doors, turn off and on lights,
bring you the remote, bring you the telephone.

Speaker 8 (01:32:33):
It was a service dog.

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
Yeah that's crappy. Yeah, totally.

Speaker 6 (01:32:36):
And like I don't mind service dogs being in grocery store.
Serve a purpose for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
Companion animal is not a service dog.

Speaker 11 (01:32:42):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:32:42):
Yeah, when you're buying the knockoff vest off at Amazon
so you can roll in the safeway.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
Not cool. All right, beef Water, how are you doing
this morning?

Speaker 8 (01:32:50):
I'm doing okay. We're rough to a busy start today.

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
Yeah, it's a very busy morning. Yeah, it's time for
another edition of bee.

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
Swather bes watters not necessarily the news. Befoughter scoured the
Internet looking for all the news stories that the mainstream
networks the mainstream medium media won't discuss. But he's got
them for you here, collected all in one little three
minute second.

Speaker 8 (01:33:15):
Yeah, just a bunch of the stuff you can't live without,
is how I like a bunch of crab It's a
bunch of crows. We had to take it strong, Okay,
fair enough, I got one for you. You know you
as a love brother, ketchup. You know you're like one
of the only spicy things you'll enjoy. I guess you
will eat a little hot sauce here and there, but
no hot sauce is my thing.

Speaker 2 (01:33:36):
Ketchup. Really, you just called Ketchups's exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:33:40):
Tanner likes to tame everything down.

Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
We're talking about hot stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:33:43):
I know he likes the spicies, like hot winds or whatever,
but he doesn't like a whole lot of fanfare on
his burgers.

Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
Five alarm burger.

Speaker 7 (01:33:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
We could go on and on.

Speaker 6 (01:33:53):
You're not starting off Greg before Dude, Tanner, You're gonna
love this Ketchup?

Speaker 8 (01:33:58):
Serious?

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Have you heard of ketchup before?

Speaker 6 (01:34:01):
Big News?

Speaker 8 (01:34:02):
I don't know if I've ever been more disappointed in
you than I am today. Why just all of it,
I've never regretted, regretted coming to work as much as
I have today. Even though I had some fairly good
news this morning, You've ruined it. So thank you for
your attitude. Sometimes just read the story. So if you like,
turn your microphone. Should I just leave now?

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
Because hey, come on, let's do this.

Speaker 8 (01:34:24):
The new smoothie that's about to take the world by
storm is Hinds of Ketchup Smoothie.

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
Sorry, okay, yeah, well in control. Well I got the buttons.

Speaker 8 (01:34:40):
Thank us all for that one.

Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
Huh God? Continue?

Speaker 6 (01:34:42):
Okay, So Hinds Smoothie. That sounds discussed.

Speaker 2 (01:34:44):
That's terrible.

Speaker 8 (01:34:45):
Well, this is what I'm trying to understand. You see,
if you guys might like it. I thought, Tanner, what
it's a sorbet. It's apple juice at strawberries and raspberries
and of course ketchup.

Speaker 6 (01:34:54):
That actually sounds good until the ketchup part.

Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
Why is it needed? Does it seem like it does
necessarily bay without ketchup?

Speaker 6 (01:35:01):
Yeah? Well, I mean is it good?

Speaker 8 (01:35:03):
The it's sweet and fruity. It's also a little tangy
with a ketchup finish, so it might be it might
be your thing. They do make a ketchup potato chip.

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
So I know that there is that's a big market
for it, big in Canada and in England. I will
put a little ketchup on a burger.

Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
It's a little bit and maybe I like my burger
my hot dogs just you know, bun and dog, but
I will put a little ketchup on it if it's bad,
if it's like overcooked or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:35:28):
But also earlier today off the air, you did mention
that you didn't like strawberries because they were too quote
unquote fruity. So I think.

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
She was like, you know, what's a fruit? I go,
that's why I said fruity to fruity.

Speaker 6 (01:35:44):
But my point here is that, like, I don't know
if you would like a fruit smoothie with ketchup in
it because it's two of your least favorite No, it's
too fruity.

Speaker 2 (01:35:52):
There's been like all these fast food joints have been
doing the smoothie thing lately, and I'm not a fan
of the texture.

Speaker 8 (01:35:57):
Well, wow, unfortunately won't be around here. You got to
go to the smoothie King. So the closest one would
be Denver.

Speaker 6 (01:36:04):
I want to say, yeah, I've had Smoothie King before
I was Yeah, I mean good, but I've never had
ketchup in my smoothies.

Speaker 8 (01:36:10):
Well, they're looking to break some ground.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:36:12):
So firefighters in British Columbia determined to power outage and
a small brush fire. Guess what happened. An osprey carrying
a fish dropped it into a power line. Sparks, it
set some grass on fire. Next thing you know, town
goes dark.

Speaker 2 (01:36:23):
Oh man, all on an ospring.

Speaker 6 (01:36:26):
It was just trying to have a good meal.

Speaker 8 (01:36:28):
Osprey had been flying four miles from the river. Drops
the fish, they think because it was a little hot
out that day. It just got tired, dropped the fish,
blew it out. Now the town's gone dark.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
So that's that's probably attack.

Speaker 4 (01:36:41):
If he finds that fish, it's probably gonna be like
long John Silver's here, cooked right there on the water.

Speaker 2 (01:36:46):
To keep doing it over and over.

Speaker 8 (01:36:48):
There was a picture attached to the story and the
fish was literally cooked with its head blown off.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
Oh god, yeah, get some tartar SAUCEA.

Speaker 8 (01:36:54):
So yeah, watch out if you've got some osprey flying
around overhead, be careful. You might get your lights knocked out.

Speaker 10 (01:37:01):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (01:37:01):
And then in England, dude, somebody found a twenty two
inch rat in their house. Ew small cat that's nose
to tail, and there is a I guess there's a drew.
You're going to be over there. There's a rat infestation
going on over there, and they're trying to figure out
what's going on. So now they're trying to do a
survey to see what's going on, when really all we

(01:37:23):
need to do is get a bunch of cats over there,
maybe some snakes.

Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
Oh man, I'm flying right in the rat land and
I'm going to London. You'd think all the big rats.

Speaker 8 (01:37:30):
Say, twenty two inch rat nothing to sneeze at, so
i'd be careful when you're.

Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
A lot the rats in New York pretty big, they
gotta be.

Speaker 6 (01:37:37):
How long is a tail? Is what I want to
because I'm thinking like whips.

Speaker 8 (01:37:41):
And I mean even if you divided it in half
and you said half body, half tail.

Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
That's still in arch. And I just killed those smaller
rat and their tail is thick. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
I just typed in the the biggest rat ever found
in New York and it looks like it was one
one one point five to two pounds.

Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
Oh, and it was sixteen to twenty inches big. That's
even bigger.

Speaker 8 (01:38:06):
So yeah, but still that was still a twenty rat
you would run from, dude, you would need a bear trap.
You don't need a you don't need a rat trap,
you know.

Speaker 6 (01:38:13):
Yeah, if you just put out like a run of
the mill mouse trap or something.

Speaker 10 (01:38:16):
No way.

Speaker 8 (01:38:17):
Allegedly this rat also smoked cigarettes and had a tattoo
on its right.

Speaker 6 (01:38:21):
I believe it.

Speaker 4 (01:38:22):
I had a very small rat, and I had jaws
of life trap and it caught it, and it dragged
it across my yard and got out.

Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
Next day. I broke its neck with it. But that
first day, a rat is pretty.

Speaker 8 (01:38:34):
Powerful, especially when they're trying to fight for their life.
I will get out of here in the machine.

Speaker 7 (01:38:39):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:38:40):
Beef another edition of Not Necessarily They I learned so much.

Speaker 1 (01:38:49):
There.

Speaker 2 (01:38:49):
It is Beef Water, very established and prestigious reporter. Okay, okay,
that's a matter of beef.

Speaker 8 (01:39:01):
What's the matter with me?

Speaker 2 (01:39:02):
Yeah, what is the matter? You're very serious?

Speaker 8 (01:39:03):
What does the matter with me?

Speaker 2 (01:39:04):
I've done nothing to you.

Speaker 8 (01:39:05):
I've done I've done nothing but get attacked by you
donkeys all morning?

Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
What are you talking about talking about?

Speaker 8 (01:39:10):
And I'm ready to leave. That's what's going on.

Speaker 3 (01:39:12):
He's worked up today, he's stressed out because he's got
like a big meeting or something, and he's taking it
out on us.

Speaker 2 (01:39:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:39:16):
True, was going great. I had some good news in
my email. The TSA found the laptops.

Speaker 2 (01:39:23):
Things are going great and yeah, oh congratulations, look at that.
I thought those were gone for Yeah, we were.

Speaker 6 (01:39:29):
We didn't think those were ever coming back.

Speaker 2 (01:39:32):
You know, aside from your feet, I don't remember you
being attacked.

Speaker 8 (01:39:35):
Throughout well you go because you don't listen.

Speaker 2 (01:39:37):
That's what I've been here all morning. Yeah, I know,
And I have to believe me. Sometimes you're just so dramatic.
It just keeps going right, like you just it's exhausting
on those just keep going sand Beef Watter.

Speaker 8 (01:39:49):
Definitely me because I went into courts office and he
immediately said the same thing. So it's definitely me.

Speaker 3 (01:39:53):
Oh, you guys are just having a little bro moment together.
I don't care what Court says, all right, don't care
what he says.

Speaker 2 (01:39:59):
We hugged the minute. Good good. I'm glad you want
to call it.

Speaker 8 (01:40:02):
You want to label every in the tent later, I.

Speaker 6 (01:40:07):
Think you guys need to hug it out everybody get together.

Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
I hug beef. This got to this. I've been having
a decent morning and now beefs rounds up and he's
winding me up. Yeah yeah, so you need to You
started to take what kind of pic unwind?

Speaker 6 (01:40:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
Come on, you know your fault a banana today shirt.
I'm glad that yellow shirt sweet, and you look like
an idiot.

Speaker 8 (01:40:27):
It's fine, we all look that would look. I am
brave it though, so do I clearly I am imbrisoning
because I learned the house with it on.

Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:40:36):
When I looked in the mirror this morning, I said,
look at this idiot, this bad idiot, and I walked
out the door.

Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
All right, we'll be back. He's gonna take a walk
around the studio anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:40:46):
You Drew Laura Portland's Rock Station one of five nine
the Brew It's Tanner Drew and Laura. We did get
a text message general last segment from eighty seven to
thirty seven. It says, normally I'm on beefside because Tanner's
Tanner can be an ass, but he's a little sensitive.

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
Today the beef water felt this was light today. I
didn't know. I didn't know. Sometimes things trigger him, and
you don't know what it is, right, Like, he'll just
say something and then he's triggering. Yeah, he sits still there.
Get cut off by a Volvo on the way in
or something.

Speaker 8 (01:41:16):
Nope, I drive in was perfectly fine, the nice little.

Speaker 2 (01:41:19):
Sunrise, the morning of my life with Jeff for breakfast.
That you again, and that's why snickers. You know, my
coffee machine broke and I have a nail in my
tire and I'm still smiling. Beef, So just come on.
This text says I think Beef needs a hug. I'll
give him a hug. I actually hugged this guy a lot.
I'll just come up to him, and I feel.

Speaker 6 (01:41:39):
Like you're not the guy that he wants a hug
from today though.

Speaker 2 (01:41:43):
I don't even care. Stay away from here we go,
Here we go. It's going to be bellied back. Oh
look at those deals. I want to put your hands
on my bast stop rubbing. Oh yeah, that's weird. Wow
that was five body gloves down the U.

Speaker 8 (01:42:00):
Not how much that hurts when you got popcorn long.

Speaker 2 (01:42:04):
I love you, I love you honestly the f wort.

Speaker 1 (01:42:06):
I love you so much. Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:42:07):
Look I love you guys too, and it's all in fun.

Speaker 2 (01:42:10):
So let's move on. You shut up.

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Uh very scary.

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Speaker 2 (01:42:43):
Now, remember, a week.

Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
From tomorrow is the finale of the Tanner and Beef
Water Blubber Bird. We're finally gonna be able to stop
weighing our food beef and yes and ourselves and ourselves.

Speaker 2 (01:42:54):
Yeah, that's good for your health to not have to
do that my mental state, right, But you know, next
Friday is the final day. We're gonna actually weigh ourselves.

Speaker 3 (01:43:02):
On Thursday over at G three Fitness in Beaverton with surely,
and we're not going to know what the numbers are,
Like I'm not gonna look at the screen and be
fighters promise he's not gonna look at it.

Speaker 6 (01:43:10):
It'll be a surprise forever.

Speaker 2 (01:43:12):
So we're gonna know.

Speaker 3 (01:43:13):
We're all gonna find out together Friday morning. I'm so
excited and it is so is it not really close?

Speaker 2 (01:43:18):
It's very close.

Speaker 6 (01:43:19):
You both have lost about the same amount of weight,
and weight isn't the only deciding factor.

Speaker 4 (01:43:24):
I mean, the fact that Tanner's lost two belt loops
does it keeps weighing in in my.

Speaker 3 (01:43:29):
Mind and nobody's like, nobody's noticed. Like I just asked, Laura,
I go, I look at myself in the mirror, and
I don't. I don't see a difference really, maybe a
look like my shirts are fitting a little bit better.

Speaker 6 (01:43:36):
But yeah, and you've said that the whole time, You're like, oh,
my shirts aren't. I don't have to unbutton my shirts
to get it in my car.

Speaker 3 (01:43:42):
I realization that I realized I was so fat that
it's gonna take a little bit, you know, like for
people to start to note.

Speaker 6 (01:43:48):
And also when it's gradual, you don't notice it is.

Speaker 8 (01:43:52):
I feel like you've lost the bulk of it within
your trunk. You always wear like a bag of your's shirt,
so it's just not as easy to see. I happen
to that lost it in my face. So yeah, unfortunately
people have to look at that beef.

Speaker 4 (01:44:04):
Looked like he borrowed someone's pants yesterday. It looked like
dumpy drawers like you're you will probably have to buy
a new paint.

Speaker 8 (01:44:10):
That's I mean, that's it. I'm rocking the same thirty
twos I've been rocking, but.

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
Not There's nothing different in the waist, it's all. But
you did have cheeks. Remember he had big old butt
cheeks and I think they're gone. But cheeks. You need
to we store starting for four straight out.

Speaker 6 (01:44:26):
We have we have a video on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:44:30):
It's all only and in defense.

Speaker 8 (01:44:33):
Everybody does.

Speaker 2 (01:44:36):
All right those cheeks though, No.

Speaker 3 (01:44:38):
Fat Thor was just calling him but he hung up
all right, Well, uh oh here he is fat Thor's day.

Speaker 2 (01:44:44):
Yeah, fat Thor? What's up, bud?

Speaker 1 (01:44:48):
Hey?

Speaker 13 (01:44:49):
A quick question?

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
Next week on Friday, is it cool I come in
for a little bit?

Speaker 9 (01:44:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
Sure, okay during the way off a packed house, are
you going to be hammered, No, no, of course, not
of course. Well it's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:45:06):
The one guy who said I will not participate in
any weight loss, who borderline desperately needed, is going to
come watch the finale.

Speaker 6 (01:45:14):
Well, he wants to see that Taranto.

Speaker 3 (01:45:16):
It's not going to be that day though, Yeah, and
that's not yet, right, We're gonna do it the monday
after it happened. So next Friday is the final finale,
and then the Monday after that is when the payoff
will happen, when Casey's gonna have to show his toes.

Speaker 2 (01:45:29):
Right, So right, but then you guys get to eat
real food on that Friday, right, that's what I want
to be. I think I'm honestly I might go get
food Thursday night after the way and yeah, you're done
at that point, I probably will. We'll keep the weakest straight,
you know, just yeah, you finished it for myself.

Speaker 8 (01:45:45):
Well the deal nobody will know.

Speaker 2 (01:45:48):
Yeah, but that's true, that's not just said. But you'll know.
You'll you'll be able to see me my lips.

Speaker 4 (01:45:53):
You'll always remember that you were right at the finish
line and couldn't do one last mate.

Speaker 6 (01:45:57):
He'll have a greasy shine on his face.

Speaker 2 (01:46:00):
But when it's over, I'm looking forward to some shakeshack
all right, fat Thor.

Speaker 7 (01:46:04):
Yeah, definitely. All right, Well, happy fat.

Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
And we'll see you next one.

Speaker 4 (01:46:10):
Today, I just wanted to get in. He's like, don't
upset anyone, get the invite, get off the phone, because
he knows just when he turns fat Thor up to
four the slightest thing.

Speaker 2 (01:46:19):
All right, dude, you gotta go.

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
Bro.

Speaker 8 (01:46:20):
When you answered the phone, he sounded like he got
caught doing something at work. I mean, hey, hey, you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:46:26):
Yeah, well, thanks for listening today. We have a brand
new Donkeyship podcast coming up next. You'll be able to
hear it at around eleven o'clock at one oh five
nine The Brute dot Com Court's in here. We'll see tomorrow. Bye,