TD&L Full Show For Thursday- Too Close For Comfort

On today's show we talked to people who lived too close to factories and power plants and asked them if it affected their health. We also found out Laura can't drive a stick shift and Beefwater returned with another round of Not Necessarily The News!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here least you Banner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hey, good morning. It's Thursday, August fourteenth, twenty twenty five,
Tanna Drew and Laura. We are live, Yes, we are
ha man. Uh. Yesterday at the tail end of the show,
we got the big news that the Portland trail Blazers
have agreed to a sell like a like a I

(00:29):
guess they agreed to being purchased by somebody. Yeah, and
that person just happens to be the owner of the
Carolina Hurricanes.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
That's correct. Well, his name again is what I'm pulling
his name up right now. I've known his name for
one day.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Oh here, I got it. It's uh uh Tom Dundon.
Tom Dundon has Sam has reached an agreement to buy
the NBA franchise for about, I guess a little more
than four billion dollars.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, four and a quarter as the kind of the
round number.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Now, it looks like the plan is to keep them here.
They said that the plan is to keep them in Portland.
But that's you know, that wasn't like that wasn't like
one hundred percent locked in. So it makes me still
a little bit nervous.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
It all has to do with the stadium deal. And
it's so you remember the group we were talking about
last week of Blazer's alumni and business owners who would
come together and they were going to fight to keep
the team in Portland. Well, they released a statement yesterday
and said this all banks words are great, but it
banks on a deal and can we make a deal

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between the people and the ownership to fund it. And
if we can agree on that, they will be here.
But we have to agree on it.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, I'm sure it would be a pretty awesome stadium.
I don't know where they would build it if they,
you know, like I think the perfect place would just
be a flatten the Memorial Coliseum and build it there.
But you can't. I guess you can't do that. Why though,
because it's because it's just the Memorial on.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
The I think it's like on the historic Register or
can we call it new on the Memorial whatever?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
I mean, what are we doing?

Speaker 4 (01:56):
I don't think that's it's just a big, ugly, old.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Loud build like you go, seeng.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
They just flatt in the Motor Center, Well, rebuild it there.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Probably take a long time and he renovated. I would
think they couldn't have they.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Like, but here's my talk about I just hate it
when and I don't like seeing this anywhere when people
build new stadiums.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
And then what happens to the old one?

Speaker 4 (02:17):
It just sits there and is an I sore.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
And so like we saw what happened in Detroit.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Yeah, well but they've been like blowing up buildings left
and right. So it's like, what are we going to
put where the Motor Center was?

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Well, if you look at what Dundon did in Carolina,
he has revamped their arena situation and has turned that
entire area around that arena into a district.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
So the good news is this guy's got experience with
this stuff. It's sound like he's just walking into a.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Blind and it's not just him. There are two other
owners because four billion dollars, dude, the guy's a billionaire,
but he doesn't have four billion dollars. So you have
two other major investors, one of which is from Portland,
and so we have a Lynch in here, and so
that's what and that guy, So those are all good signs.
And that guy is brilliant and loaded.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
With cash and he doesn't want to see the team leave.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, I mean that would be that would be you know,
against his you know, original interests. So so many were good.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Someone said yesterday they sent a text in and said,
maybe a great spot would be where the Lloyd Center is.
You could flatten that and put it there, But they're
building a new concert arena there or concert venue, you know,
maybe somewhere out where the Hops play, I guess, but
so it sucks out.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
There or towards Vancouver, but it's probably my guess is
the best place would be like the Delta Park area. Yeah,
and now we do need to find a new place
for soccer fields and baseball and all that other stuff
that goes on out there. It's an amazing facility. We're
gonna right a closet to that is dead area. We're
going to call those drug needles, Yeah, exactly, at least
in the grass that they kind of stand out and

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you can grab them.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Well, we'll keep you posted, Drew. We'll have a little
bit more in a sports report coming up in a
few minutes. But as of right now, Portland Trail Blazers
have a new owner, Tom Dundon.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
And I love the original title said staying in Portland,
because that's that's where we want to be.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
We've got Lincoln Park tickets coming up around seven thirty
this morning with our game Linky sorry, linky pinky tickets
with our game two in the pink.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
There it is.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Jeez, hold on, jeez, I just had a dumb myself.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, and it's it's hard because you just said it
so many ways that I didn't even hear it that way,
because it was like a riddle.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I said it called in the two in the link
two in the link the clarification, I said something else,
something from anyway. We'll do that to seven thirty.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
Story.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
It's time for the Big Story, where we go around
the room sharing what we think the biggest stories of
the day are. I'll kick this one off. It looks
like AI company Perplexity, made a thirty four point five
billion dollar bid to buy Google's Chrome, the browser, just yesterday.
I guess. As Google waits for a judge to decide
if it must break up parts of its business, it's

(04:53):
getting too big, you know.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Massive.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
This comes after Google lost an anti trust case last
year for having a monopoly in search. The Justice Department
wants Google to sell Chrome to make search competition fairer.
Analysts think Chrome is worth between thirty four point five
billion and fifty billion.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Dollars is insane.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
So they offered thirty four point for they offered the
lowest of what they think it might be worth.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
And that's not gonna that's not gonna cut no way.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
But also it's worth that they say that that Google
has a monopoly on the search game. I think everyone
else just sucks. Like have you tried using bang lately?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
The terrible? But they have like they have ways of
manipulating you back to their content. Yeah, I think is
what the is, what the idea is. But still, yeah,
being sucks and everything else does.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
I don't even know what what else is out there
besides bring back, bring back Netscape, that little end with
the star that went around it.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Thatscape still exists. That's really And you remember when we
did most googled things. One of the most googled things
is Google. Like you're on Google and people are googling Google. Yah,
No one uses anything else. Yeah, I mean you see
the term is google it. Yeah, it's true, not.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Going bing that thing, going it? How about you go
the hell out of here? I don't know, you know,
I said that wrong, but you get the idea the
whole big premise remains.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yeah. Yeah. The big story to me is Apple's developing
a tabletop robot. You guys what and now it could
be kind of cool and it'll look like an iPad
with a movable limb. That's according to a report from Bloomberg,
which says the device can turn toward people and move
its limbs accordingly, hands you like the remote or something.

(06:29):
The company is reportedly looking at it as a twenty
twenty seven release.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Robot hand me the bong?

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah, I mean if it had like a massive arm,
like I mean, other than hopefully softly grab your bong,
but you know, grab you some other stuff. I don't
know it's gonna be able to remove me out.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
I don't want my iPad to have arms.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Give you a little leg rub.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
I actually I got a lot of good ideas. I
hope it has arms.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
That's ridiculous, all right, And it has the softest hands
in America.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Switching subjects, I think the big story is that this
weekend it's back. I'm going to be there my first
time ever checking out the Portland adult soapbox Derby, which
is back this weekend for the twenty sixth year running
Mount Tabor Park where it's going down Saturday ten am
to four pm. You can check out all those crazy

(07:22):
cars in Action Food Drinks and the Byo Beer Garden.
They can get more info at Soapbox Racer dot org.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
More of the story is that one of five nine
in the brew dot com.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
You're listening to Tan Drew and Laura dinner. Drew and Laura, we.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Were talking about the Blazers purchase. At the top of
the show. They got a new owner. The owner his
name is Tom Dundon, the owner of the Carolina Hurricanes.
So he's experienced. Yeah, and he's I guess he owns
he owns like a pickleball league or the pickleball Yeah,
he is the pickleball guy. He's mister Pickleball.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
He's an early in esther in top golf as well.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
That's some of made some good decisions.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, and he lives in Dallas and has a team
in Carolina, so that's good for us, right, Like he
didn't take him somewhere, so he kept the Carolina team there.
Maybe keep our team here. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
This text came from fat Thor this morning and said,
if the Blazers do move to another state. I want
to reimbursement for my Trailblazer license plate because when you
renew those plates, that money goes to team basketball camps
for troubled youth. And if we have no Blazers, I
don't see that money going there.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah. I have the Blazer plates on one of our
cars too.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
I do wonder, like what happens to the Blazer plates.
Do they force you to get a different design?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Phase it out?

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah, I think you'd probably go ask if I can
have a different.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
One, depressing though you're just driving around the Blazer played
after the team leaves the city.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
I guess I'll take a Timbers plate.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah, exactly, they could do that.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
I mean why not.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, they should give you a free switchover title. But
let's not have Yeah, it's not it's not they're staying here.
You know that he paid. He overpaid for it when
it comes to the value.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
So what was the Actually didn't the say it was
like two billion?

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Well yeah, because it wasn't that the initial when like
people were talking about Phil Knight.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
He's paying a little over four billion for it.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Now Phil Knight offered a couple billy and got turned down.
The Sportico valuation. Sportico is the one who first announced
this like it you know, leaked it three point six billions,
so he paid four point two twish. So I mean,
but it's also one of those things where there's only

(09:35):
so many teams, so you've got people like fighting for it.
I think they just throw the money and take the team.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
Right.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
We'll have more in our sports report coming up here
in about fifteen minutes. Listen for that. Also, we've got
Lincoln Park tickets at seven thirty this morning, So if
you wanted to go to that show coming up next
month at the Mota, go see the show at the
Motive volunteer. Yeah, until they blow it up.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Well yeah, hopefully we can still have shows there until
we figured it out.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, go online at one of five nine er brew
dot com or listen at seven thirty four your linky
pinky tickets. So, James Cameron, this guy is my favorite
director of all time. Currently my favorite director is James Gunn,
but of all time, it's James Cameron. He made the
two first Terminator movies, which, in my opinion, some of
the best movies ever made. Yeah, he made, he made Titanic,

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he made which are true lies.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
I mean those are both well. I love true lies too.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah, and the Abyss. The Abyss is great is the
extended edition. Watch the director's cut if you watch it.
But he's my favorite director, and he's been warning against
Terminator style apocalypse, you know, scenarios thanks to artificial intelligence.
You know, he's been warning us about this since nineteen
eighty four.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah, it's been a ride.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
There's been a few times over the years. Or Terminator
director James Cameron has spoken out about the potential dangers
of artificial intelligence, particularly when it comes to how the
military uses it. Most recently, in an interview with Rolling Stone,
James Cameron said that there's quote still a danger of
a Terminator style.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Apocalypse more than ever.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
When AI is joined together with weapons systems, that increases
the risk. Cameron's reason that the quote the theater of
operations is so fast, the decision windows are so fast
it would take a super intelligence to process it. But
hopefully we'll keep that smart human in the loop. I
saw in the news yesterday that this guy they call
him the Godfather of AI. I don't know why they

(11:26):
call him that, but they call him that. I mean,
he just came up with the first program early on.
But yeah, he said that we have to we have
to install programs that give the machines maternal instincts because
they're going to be smarter us, but they still need
to care about it.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
They need some sort of yeah I heard mechanism.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Remember in my robot they had the three rules of
Like it was like the three rules that the robots
couldn't break.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Yeah, and I would hope that even when you send
them to take on a quote unquote enemy, you know,
like as with our military, that they would still have
some sort of a moral compass, because what stops it
from killing all them and then turn her around and
killing all of us. Yeah, right, it's all very scary,
scarier than ever see.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Ai Lore thinks, all this is hilarious.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
She's ready to take over the world.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
But that's why we haven't weaponized her.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
We've got yeah, we've got some things in place to
keep her from doing that.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Better watch out. Come on.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
She's very angry already, but luckily she's not connected to
the internet, so.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah, you should be able to keep her offline.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Oh stop, all right, coming up in a few minutes,
Shrew's got another sports report.

Speaker 7 (12:31):
What do you have this morning?

Speaker 3 (12:32):
We'll dig deeper into this Blazer thing and what it
means for their future in Portland.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
And now, Bruce, here's Drew.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Well, we do have a new owner, which is just
sources saying this. At this point, they Blazers can't publicly
comment on anything till there is a done deal. But
the Carolina Hurricanes owner Tom Dundon will be taking over
the Blazers after Paul Allen while he has passed away.
He turned it into quite the profit. You go from

(13:05):
buying a team from for a couple hundred million to
selling it for four billion dollars. What an improvement in
that cash flow. Now Dundon is not alone. He's also
with Blue Oul Capitol co president Mark Zahl, and a
Portland based businessman named Shale Tile. Now his wife is

(13:28):
like the boss of the Oregon Health Authority, so there
is connections here. I'm really hoping all that stuff is
kind of the lynchpin to getting all this stuff done
and keeping it here in the Portland area. We do
need to work out an arena deal, but this guy
seems like a winner. He's his Hurricane team in the
NHL has constantly got to the playoffs, has never been

(13:50):
under five hundred per you know, five hundred in their
entire time. He's own him, which is great, So go Blazers.
Let's keep the ball rolling. And finally, Oh Boys, owner
of the NFL, is saying that he was saved from
cancerous tumors caused by melanoma, that we're going to take
his life after ten years of battling it. He used

(14:12):
an experimental drug called PD one therapy that it basically
teaches your body to target cancer cells and kill them,
and he says it saved his life and he is
now cancer free and now we'll deal with him for
another twenty years.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
There's the sport. Thank you much. All right. At seven
point thirty, we've got more link in park tickets with
our new game two in the link. We'll do that
here in just a few minutes. Also, we are gonna
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press the microphone button. We're gonna find out what is

(14:48):
trending next.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
Hang on, now, what's trending.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Well, I get stuff on the website today. You can
check out our live stream which is streaming right now.
If you want to watch the show as it happens,
you can see that at one of five nine dot com.
Just click on Tanner doing lore. You can see my
loud ass shirt today. It is very bright loud shirt.
Thursdays is what I call it. Now, I like it.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
You're gonna have to get a lot of shirts. There's
a lot of Thursdays.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Well this, yeah, I know, this was a goal shirt.
Like I couldn't wear the shirt before I started this
weight loss challenge with Beef was too I was too fat.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
That's a nice little uh side thing that you get
is you get to use anything in your closet the.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Gym want lots.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
Yeah, did you purposefully buy shirts that were too small?

Speaker 2 (15:29):
No, I just buy them. I buy largest and sometimes
largest are more like mediums.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
So yeah, I just had to. I just told myself
goal shirt, col shirt, I'll get there, you tubby bitch
gol shirt and you're in it.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
So that's online one of five nine dot com. Also
yesterday we were talking about a bit we did from
Marl Donkey Show days called snake on a stank, which
is when we put a snake, a live snake in
our our One of our guys is diapers, so like
he was like our stunt guy, and we made him
do crazy things in the street and stuff.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
So how'd you decide on the diaper?

Speaker 6 (16:01):
Though?

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Why couldn't even just put it in this?

Speaker 2 (16:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
We needed we needed a spot. We had some diapers,
and diapers were all the rage at the time in radio.
The other thing that was super viral was snakes on
a plane.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Oh so that's why we called it that.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Yeah, yeah, and so the old Samuel L. Jackson movie.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Yeah, the movie had just came out. We were trying
to tie it in. It was it was a stretch,
but whatever. So we got a diaper because you know,
diaper's equal ratings and radio back in.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
The early it actually did.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
And so we put the student a diaper. We blindfolded him,
and then I took a live snake out of a
out of like a traveling tote and stuffed it down
his pants his diaper, and this wigged he wigged out,
and we got a text message this morning from thirty
forty nine that says, I enjoyed that Snake on a
Stank video too much. I ended up watching it five
to six times. Thanks for the entertainment. If you missed it,

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here's just a quick clip from the video.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
All the way open, Stank.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Pull it open.

Speaker 8 (16:59):
Don't worry about it. Now, close it, close it. It's
in your pants.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
He's jaked.

Speaker 6 (17:15):
He lost the dice. O, got you st.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
That's me starting to throw up because I can smell
the I thought it was stink, but it was actually
the snake. Yeah, it admits like a stink when it's
when it's scared.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
He's jaked.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
He lost the dice. Oh got you stink.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Oh my god, Steak, go away from me after yourself.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Stank loss the diaper, and I smell a crotch. Oh
my god, Steak.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
Please stop, please stop, please stop.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Put your pants on. Oh my god, stop.

Speaker 9 (17:51):
Inter sink has no pants on right now. Stop he
has no pants on. Stop.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
I'm not joking.

Speaker 6 (17:57):
Get it away from me.

Speaker 10 (17:59):
Oh my god, please it stop.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
For the love of.

Speaker 10 (18:09):
God, its devastating in here.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Put those pants on right now, Stank. Put your pants on.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
I'm gonna throw up everywhere. Yeah. That entire video is
online at one of five nine in the dot com,
just on Tanner Jew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Poor stank, not just because of the uh, the snake,
that's collateral damage, but like the fact that we thought
the stink was him and early on he mumbles, it's not.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Me, and we're like whatever at the time we thought
at the time, we thought it was him and for sure,
and that's why we called him stank.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
You know, I really uh, who I really feel bad
for in that whole situation is the snake.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
The snake went to a get home. I want to
I want to warn people that are you know, inform
people that the snake did it up going to a
person who is obsessed with reptiles and had multiple already.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Good, so it's it's out amongst its friends.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yeah, one O five nine in the brew dot com.
Just click on Tanner, Jo and Laura if you want
to watch that all right, coming up around seven thirty,
we got a pair of tickets to go see Lincoln
Park coming up to coming up at the Motor Center
next month. If you want to be there, we'll play
two in the link around seven thirty this morning. It's
one of five nine the Brew Tanner Jo and Laura.

Speaker 6 (19:18):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
And Laura Da da da Da Da da da Happy Thursday.
Do you hear about this virus in Colorado? This virus
in Colorado that's creating Frankenstein rabbits?

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:35):
What Apparently these rabbits are are born and they grow
with like tentacle tentacle like growths on their faces.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
It's very strange.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
It's a it's like a peculiar black tentacle like growth
on their faces, causing concern among the residents in Fort Collins.
The growth, described as a as black quills or scabvish
looking by witnesses, are are a result of a viral
infection known cottontail rabbita virus.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
It sounds uh, that sounds correct.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
No, it's like pop ill virus. I don't know something.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Popoloma virus is that it? I don't knowrus You just
say it with purpose and everyone will feel.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Like it's right anyway. Colorado Parks and Wildlife confirmed receiving
reports of wild rabbits with these unusual growths. I don't
like it's like the Simpsons that three eyed fish.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Yeah, which is next to a toxic waste plant, So like,
what is what is really going on? Strange virus? I
hate when it's just like, oh, yeah, it's a virus
and now we have horns. I mean, what if that
happened in a human.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Maybe it's like a maybe it's like a rabbit std
or something that's causing them.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
To because they do like to hump, right they do.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
I mean, yeah, they're the original vapors.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Despite their area appearance, the virus does not pose significant
health risks to the infected rabbits. They're having tentacles draw
out of their faces, that's not significant.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Yeah, but I mean it's just like a little horn.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Yeah, but nobody wants of rando horn.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Rabbits aren't supposed to have horns the evolutionary process.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Who says rabbits aren't allowed to have horns? This is
the jackalobes are coming.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah, Laura literally has a jacalobe on her wall, so
in her house, so she's ready for this. She's been
prepared for this for months.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Slowly evolving into it. Yeah, So it's.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Kind of creepy. And I've read the other day that
there are these people who live in a city where
a giant data center was built. Yeah, and I guess
people in the city have been suffering from like headaches
and stomache, stomach pains and all sorts of things and
they're not really sure why and they can't get any answers.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Well, I mean, think about it. It's kind of the
modern day version of a toxic waste dump because.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
The data centers suck up energy. They'll tell the city
to conserve water, but then the data center will suck up.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
And then they probably whole. They probably radiate stuff too.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah. Someone did an X ray of Elon Musk's place
where they I think Gronk is stored wherever his AI stored.
And they did like an X ray or what is
it infrared? Yeah, and you could see all of the
You couldn't see them with the naked eye, but you
could see all these gases emitting from their vents, like
his house is rolling coal. Yeah, CODs for sure.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
I just think that also, when you know how they
always build them along a river or something to cool
the computers or to cool the systems. What is that
doing to the water you're telling me? When the water
flows through there, it's just does it in a nice
pure aqua. Fena's style.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
No, let's maybe ask the the audience. Have you ever
lived next to a plant or you know, maybe you
live next to the paper mill in Oregon down I
five when it was still open, which sured like deaths.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
And now are there other effects of it? Like is
your water yeah weird?

Speaker 6 (22:41):
Or water?

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Did you water taste weird? Did you just do you
go noseblind to it? I don't know. I want to
know if you live next to a plant of some
kind or you know, like just some sort of factory
where it affected you physically.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
I remember when I used to visit my grandparents in Iowa.
This is how we always knew we are getting close
to their house. Is there was like a I don't
know if it was like a planter's peanut factory or
what else they produced there, but it smelled so bad
and everything you couldn't get used to it.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
It smells.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
I was like, well, we're almost a grandma on Grandpa's house.
But now it's interesting because when you drive by, it
doesn't smell, so it makes you think it's like what
regulations were not in place that were making it smell
so bad.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
And then when I went camping in tellmuk a couple
of weeks ago. Yeah, I never got used to the
kalmano or smell. I never did. So what about the
people who are like living right next to it?

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Oh, you're a victim of it every day?

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Do you get those? Does it make you sick?

Speaker 6 (23:38):
No?

Speaker 3 (23:39):
I don't. They got to be used to It's well, what.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
About and let me just give the phone out real
quick eight six six four four five one five nine,
or you can shoot us a talk back message through
our iHeartRadio app. Have you ever lived next to some
sort of plant that that stunk so bad or whatever
they were putting out and made you kind of sick?
You know, like these these people who are getting headaches
and even rabbits who are con tentacles even.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Beyond the smell. Like just a couple of exits down
the freeway here, like the master power lines that go
from like one city to another. Like the beast is
right there, and there's all these car dealerships. Years ago,
we were looking at cars and we're test driving cars
and you're under them and you can just hear them them.
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Here the sound they make is constantly.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
I'm like this and you're just thinking sound healthy Yeah,
you're right under it. You're like, you're gonna tell me,
I'm not gonna end up with like a weird hunchback
or like a biter under my ear.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
You want to hear something really scary. I read just
the other day that people who live next to golf courses,
like right on them, or you know, even a block away,
have a high risk of Parkinson's And they're trying to
figure that out because it sounds like it's has something
to do with the chemicals.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
They're putting under they use for the grass, and.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
There's constantly watering it and that goes into the ground.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
That makes sense. And they're big, wide open spaces where
wind whips through right into the residence.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Let's go to line one. It's standard. Ju and Laura.
Have you ever lived next to a plant and did
it affect you physically?

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Never lived there, but a interesting story. You're talking about,
you know, water moving and stuff on some of these
tech plants. So generally January first, they opened up a
sturgeon opener Uphead River in the Dallas and easily last,
you know, a week or so before we get the quota.
They cut it off. But right around the point throughout
the Google plant. That water is always two to three
degrees warm where the sturgeons hang out there, and sometimes

(25:28):
it's an absolute blood bath and you can get your
limits and get out of their films.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Wow, it's something to be said by it.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Because you're raising the water from thirty seven degrees to
forty one to forty two. That's a lot of that's
a lot of weird warmth coming.

Speaker 6 (25:40):
Out of there.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah, that can't be good over time, right, Like I
can understand like a little bit, Okay, it's fine and go.
The earth has a way of going back to normal.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
But you permanently changed that part of the river's heat.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
And I feel like I remember them putting that data
center in on the river years ago. So how long
is you know, how long has it just been warming
the water there? What are the long term effects of that.

Speaker 6 (25:58):
For quite a while? They hang out there, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Do they have tentacles growing out of their faces though.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Night they have whiskers, Yeah, they've got the whiskers, But
I would be I mean, I think that Tanner Rais
is a good point there. Yeah, you guys are getting
your quota real quick. But those fish are also in
Google sauce. Who knows what they're well, who knows what
Google sauce.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
So the reason we get our quota so quick is
because you know everything's been shut down and they trap
us all in one small area. It's like they do
for king fishing.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Okay, so it's not your fault, bat and maybe fight
to the death to get our fish.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Now, when you say meet your quota, how many how
many fish can you catch in a day?

Speaker 1 (26:41):
It's it's one.

Speaker 11 (26:44):
Measurement.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
But I mean for that whole area, there might be
six hundred fish it's allowed at that quota for that fishery,
and it's pretty much wiped out in the week.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Get that, Okay, you get in, you get your one,
and you get out. They'll be don't be be bow
garden it or don't be let me booguarding those extra fish.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
All right, dude, thanks appreciate it. We got a lot
of text messages coming in on our McLoughlin Cheverley text line.
This one's from fifty eight twenty seven says in Camby,
when they harvest the cabbage, geez, it's like the fresh
smell of death.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Oh I can imagine, because I mean you just think cabbage. Cabbage,
one head of it in your house can go sideways, and.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
A cousin who smells like cabbage eighty nine to eleven says,
oh yeah, By the way, nobody ever got sick. Oh
this is a he's sent to text. Sorry, let me
start with the first one. It says, I'm originally from California,
and we lived by a place called Spreckels, which used
to develop sugar. That place really stunk the whole town up.
And now it's gone. And I think it's been gone
for about twenty years now, maybe longer. But I have

(27:43):
a good day, all right.

Speaker 11 (27:44):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
This one's from eleven to seventy four. It says there's
a plant in Cornelius that in the summer smells like
roasted onions, and in the winter it smells like hot garbage.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
Oh man, what's worse? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
I'll take the onions, even though it probably smells more
like bo, you know, because with onions a nice ways
of saying bo bruh.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Have you ever lived next to a plant that's caused
some sort of issues physically for you? Uh? Eight sixty six,
four four five one five nine. This text comes to
us from sixty five eighty four. It says about ten
years ago, I was working construction out in near Cornelius
Pass Road on some row homes that were being built
very very close to high voltage power lines. I could

(28:25):
hold my flip phone, sorry, holding this thing bounced around.
I could hold my flip phone in my hand and charge.
The charge light would turn on if I got too
close to the power line.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Get out of here, dude, Oh honestly, Oh, that crackle
is real.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Though you're on a stoplight, Like if you're in the
in Wilsonville trying to get to Die five, there's a
you stop at a stoplight that takes forever because the
interceptions a nightmare. But you can hear the power lines
just going pully.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Yeah, like the line even when you're floating. When we
were floating mcgiver to Carver Barton or whatever it is.
I get confused, but you can. You you know, when
you're almost at the end, when you go under these
massive power lines and you float under them and you
just hear them. Like, I'm like, oh my god, we're
cooking right now.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Yeah. You leave yourself under there, you'll turn brown. You
don't need the sun.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah, sixty five eighty four, says Laura left Colorado because
she was scared of the horny little rabbits.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
There were a lot of them, A lot of horny rabbits,
A lot of them.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
All Right, if you ever lived next to some sort
of plant that's caused some physical issues or maybe just
couldn't stand the stank, I wish i'd live next to
a bread shop. That's what I like. Your call's coming
up next on the Brewer, Drew and Laura. So there's
a weird virus in Colorado that is creating frankenstein rabbits

(29:42):
with tentacle light growths on their faces. It reminds me
of the three eyed fish from the Simpsons because you
know it was right next to a nuclear plant. Yeah,
and uh, we want to know this morning. Have you
ever lived next to a plant or some sort of
factory that you know, admitted a stink or or a
chemical or something that made you sick? Like, did it
affect you physically or did you just want to vomit

(30:03):
every time you breathed in Like when I was camping
and tell THEMUK and I never got used to that
that commoneur smell, And every time I breathed in. I
just had to like control it. Just don't throw up.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah, and now I'm sure that there's a study out
there somewhere where inhaling all of that manure through like
because it's like micro manure. Let's say you're working there,
like it's got to be over years. It can't be
good for you right to be in there. Snaffle and
all that. Do, Yeah, snaffle and do.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
We got some talk back messages through our iHeart Radio app.
You can send us one anytime. Our Heart Radio app
is free once you have the Bruce treaming press the
microphone button.

Speaker 6 (30:42):
Crew.

Speaker 12 (30:43):
Uh So when I was a little kid, it wasn't
a very nice little kid.

Speaker 13 (30:46):
I got into a lot of trouble.

Speaker 11 (30:48):
So basically they kicked me out Aggresham, send.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Me to a you gotta be a bad kid, Ki Primeville.

Speaker 14 (30:54):
They had a nice little pig farm there, so it
actually smelled like pig manure.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
And then they had a.

Speaker 11 (31:01):
Bunch of mintfields, so it was kind.

Speaker 13 (31:03):
Of a weird snow all the way around.

Speaker 11 (31:04):
One day it was super minty, the next of a
super ornamber Crew.

Speaker 6 (31:10):
I just wanted to let you know that I used.

Speaker 13 (31:12):
To work in a mill I was the water operator.
That meant that the water that came into our mill
had to go through me for filtering back out into
the Lamett. We'd clean that water better than we took
it in. So everything today, with today's standards makes it
way better putting it back in the river.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
No. No, I still like the idea of just a water
going through a plant and then me drinking it.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
Yeah, but I mean, yeah, yeah, it.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Is a little.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
It is. It warms my heart a little that they're
trying so hard by it. Like, like you said, I'd
rather just fresh off of right, something smooth.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Let's go to Joseph. Joseph, what's up, brother? Have you
ever lived next to a plant that you know affected
you physically?

Speaker 11 (31:57):
Not next to a plant, but when you're talking about
the high tension power lines where my family runs out
in Georgia, they've got high power tension lines running through
the backyard. And if you take a four foot fluorescent
light bulb tube like you get in a shop, you
hold it in your hands up towards the wires, that
light bulb will light up. That's how much here is
coming off of wires.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
This can be good for people right above their yard. Yeah,
can't do this can be good for people. And can
you see these giant power lines? You know they'll have
to like they won't put houses right under him, but
there's houses right next to them, you know. I think
about that, Like, there's this one house by my house
on the way home that's right next to a giant
tower that holds the cables up. And I just think, man,
like there's kids in their backyard just running around.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
And I mean even these ones right here, these guys
who work under them all day. You're telling me, is
snap crackle popping as you're selling cars is going to
be a good thing for your brain?

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Maybe high voltage Maverick can recall in because he works
on those big power lines.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yeah, I'm sure that his brain's going to be mixed scrambles.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Well explains a lot a lot of his college. Yeah there,
all right, dude, Well thanks man.

Speaker 11 (33:02):
All right, you're welcome.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Thank you, brother. We do have more talkback messages to
our iHeartRadio app. Do you ever live next to plants?
You know, like the like the three eyed fish from Simpsons.
You know it was just in the water next to
the nuclear plant and the three eyeballs. Do you have
three eyeballs. I guess the question.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
Oh my gosh, I would love to hear from somebody
who has three eyeballs.

Speaker 6 (33:20):
Sure Thursday.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Sorry what I'm saying. I'm sure there's a kid out
there somewhere going ah through Thursday.

Speaker 11 (33:26):
Take two brew crew mcdee here.

Speaker 15 (33:29):
Not a factory smell, But there were some high powered
lines that went along the south end of my neighborhood
back in New Hampshire, and over the course of about
twenty five years, I could probably name twenty five to
thirty people who died with for many different reasons. Jeez,
brain cancer and all these things. Definitely from the high

(33:51):
powered electrical lines thing bomb carry on that.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Or you're just cursed and you've been killing your friends.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
That is a bad that's a bad neighborhood to be in.
You just you probably knew it the whole time, and
then it just starts going domino effect.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yeah, yeah, make a note lore of that. I don't
want to be mcdey to come in here anymore. I
think he's cursed and he's gonna bring his radioactive dude.
He's kind of bring the paranormal activity ghost with us.
We got more talk packs actually, let's get to some
text messages real fast. This one's from ninety one to
seventy one. It says the mushroom factory in Salem smells
worse than beef.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Water's toes oh, because it's all got to grow out
of poop right.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Ninety four twenty eight says pulp mill and Longview always
smells like poop.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Twenty three Mills is that paper? I don't know?

Speaker 2 (34:32):
I don't know? Twenty three seventy seven says growing up,
growing up, a good friend's dad worked for the water
treatment company. They got free land to live right between
three of the standing sewer ponds. We hated going to
stay at his house. Hot summer winds made his gag.
They got used to it, though we never did. It

(34:52):
still makes me sick, sick when I think about it.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
Oh Man. Pulp is a place where they convert wood
in to pulp, which is like a fiber. It may
used to make fiber board and stinks like hill. That
makes sense.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
More talkbacks coming in through our iHeartRadio. AP You ever
lived next to a plant? Did it affect you physically?

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Oy hoy, Good morning brew crew.

Speaker 16 (35:15):
I grew up next to a Wendy's and my bing
bong is humongous, and I developed an unhealthy appetite for redheads.

Speaker 7 (35:25):
Oh my god.

Speaker 16 (35:26):
I don't know if the two were related, but I'm
not complaining.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
That would be tough living next to a fast food joint.
You just smell that delicious fried food all day long.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
I mean, you know what happens when you work next
to a fast food joint.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Tanner, Yeah, no, I live next to one.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Bold Donald's Yeah yeah, yeah. There was a McDonald's right
next to the radio station, and I baoomed up in
about six months, So you gotta be careful.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
And at one point you had a KFC in your
front yard, right and that turned into it.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
I never went to the KFC, but once it turned
into a mucus grassius, I was there quite often and
it was literally like twenty feet from my door.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
I mean you couldn't dodge it. Well, I got it.
I might as well go right through it.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
I just remember I was binging entourage at the time,
and it would be like four in the morning.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
I'm like, I'm getting a bean burrito Ari and bean burrito.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Maris and beans.

Speaker 6 (36:09):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
It's trouble let's go to line one. It's Tanner, Drew
and Laura. What what factory did you live next to
and did it affect you physically? Oh?

Speaker 7 (36:21):
I think I called up the wrong time.

Speaker 17 (36:23):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (36:24):
I'm trying to do the Lincoln Port.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Oh, you just brought the show to screeching hole. That's time.
We'll get us here in about what's coming. Less than
ten minutes more talkbacks through our iHeartRadio.

Speaker 7 (36:37):
Good Morning Brew crew.

Speaker 6 (36:38):
Yeah, I went out.

Speaker 7 (36:39):
Sorry, I was younger.

Speaker 14 (36:41):
We lived next to Nabisco factory and it smelled like
cookies all the time, and it affected me greatly.

Speaker 6 (36:49):
I'm pretty obsessed.

Speaker 13 (36:51):
With oreos and other cookie like products.

Speaker 7 (36:54):
So yeah, bing bing bung.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Yeah, dude, I mean I think you're eating goes up
when you when you're living next to something that smells
so good, like I can't imagine Minch Laurie, you mentioned
it earlier. Was it Frands or Friends or Franz? Yeah,
I can imagine living.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Next to it, But I lived I lived next to
the Franz factory in Currents when I first moved here,
and when the wind was blowing in the right direction,
it smelled like just florish.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Yeah, and it smelled like white bread to me, like
freshly cooked wonderbread almost.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
You know, And that's my jam.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
And when we would I would I remember like asking
to go back around the block as a kid because
it smelled so good.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Yeah, those are the places I can't live next to. I,
you know, I'll just be a bread boiled and then
you can.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Walk by and like watch the English muffins go buy
in the conveyor belt and you're like.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Oh my god, I want to eat some carbs right now.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
I don't want to live next to a fast food joint,
especially a pizza hut or any kind of pizza place,
just because pizza doesn't matter. Even if it's bad pizza.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
It smells delicious, You're going to be taunted into buying it. Yeah,
so I'm glad I don't more talkbacks? Who are iHeart
radio app? If you have something to say, download the
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Once you have the Bruce streaming, press the mic button.

Speaker 7 (38:04):
Good morning brew crew, This is Big John.

Speaker 14 (38:07):
They used to have a mushroom plant and salem that
was the nastiest, funkiest smell ever and one sized Salem
would just stink and reek. I remember, but when the
wind blew you can smell it.

Speaker 7 (38:22):
Downtown. Oh, I'm so glad that place is closed.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
It's it seems strange that places that stink can even
be close to high density places. Yeah, like, oh yeah, sorry,
we wreck a whole city. No worries, No move on, dude,
there's so.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Much room go for what came first, though, the mushroom
plant or the city.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Or the capital of Oregon.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Probably the plant or first, maybe the city probably don't care.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Times they are change and you stink, move on.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
And that's what I feel about the big data centers,
Like they're talking about building one that's the size of Manhattan.
I hope that's nowhere. Nearest city better built. There's fields
on them in the Midwest that are you.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Know, go for miles, put it there, ye take it
to Tornado Alley where people don't want to live.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
And the ones that do just refusing to leave. Yeah,
I've just been here here. Your house has been bro
your house has been blown away thirteen times. But a
home not leaving it's home.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
I wish that was that hard.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
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It's two in the link. Yes, I said the wrong
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(39:42):
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Speaker 6 (39:48):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Five nine The Brew It's Portland's rock station, Tanner to
and Laura. We got a few more talk here talking
about living next to a plant. You know, like I
just I keep thinking about these these rabbits in Colorado
that apparently infected to some virus that's making tentacles grow
out of their faces. It reminds me of the three
eyed fish from The Simpsons. So we want to know

(40:14):
if you ever lived next to some sort of plant
that just affected you in some sort of way, whether
it really stunk or you know, these people who are
living next to a data center saying that they're having
headaches now and stomach pains.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
The brains are turning to mush.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Yeah, what's going on with you? We do have some
talkbacks on our app Here is the next one. This
thing's been glitching out lately.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Two different plants that I've been near is the Purina
plant and flagsmat Arizona. There's a smell too bad actually,
but the top Rahman Noodle Company plant that's in Salem,
orgon or near Salem, Oregon stinks to high Heaven.

Speaker 11 (40:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Wow, So does he have birds? In the background?

Speaker 4 (40:55):
You had something going and I was saying, you speaking
of stinking to high Heaven.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Yeah, that's gonna say, how do you smell a thing
if you got birds?

Speaker 2 (41:02):
We had another talkback through out.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
So.

Speaker 17 (41:04):
I didn't live at this place, but I had a
friend that you know, this is back when I was younger.
He lived with his parents and they had like a
shack in the back and this guy was cooking meth
in there and it stunk all around his yard.

Speaker 6 (41:22):
Dude, I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
It was bad.

Speaker 17 (41:24):
You would show up, he opened the door and your
eyes would start steaming and your nose would burn, and
he'd be in there making that stuff.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Call the cops.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
That's not good.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Yeah, you can't just be like, oh man, I smelled
something in there, Like what are you doing in there?

Speaker 7 (41:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Real bad news.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah, dude's cooking meth next store anyway, hot dogger.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Burger, Yeah exactly. Let's let's call somebody. We're leaving.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
This text from eighty four to seventy one says I
grew up a few miles away from a Tyson Chicken
plant in Arkansas, and I have asthma. It was also
next to the high school football field and that smelled
terrible too.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Man, you don't know if it's the field or if
the lake is getting pinned back on a Tyson chicken yikes. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Page says I have high sensitive smell like a bloodhound,
and I cannot get real close to a woman, So
figure that out, all.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Right, I see what you mean.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Kind of This one from thirty forty nine says I
didn't live there, but I stayed with some family up
in Greeley, Colorado. Oh yeah, Greeley smells off a couple
of times for extended periods of time, and there was
a slaughterhouse in the area and it smelled like death.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Yeah, smelled like dead. Actually, is death. Yeah that sounds terrible.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
Yeah, because Greeley is farm country, so it smells of death.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
All right, It's now time for our new game that
we like to call so Hot.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
And that's over. But in the end, I just got
two winds live.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Very good. It's a good intro.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Thanks Gig. It works really hard on that.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
We uh are going to play you like a half
a second of two different Lincoln Park songs and you
just have to name one of those songs, just the
title of one of those Lincoln Park songs to win
the tickets to see him on the nineteenth next month
at the Motor Center, Bing Bing, Let's go to our contestant.
He was calling from Salem. His name is, is it Devon?

Speaker 6 (43:20):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Hey, what up, dude, Dave All you don't have to
worry about that paper mill down there anymore. I remember
when I drive through that, I just had to. I
would hold my breath as long as I could, but
I you know, you know, when you try to hold
your breath as long as a character does in a movie,
I always die.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Yeah, I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
I could hold it very long.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 6 (43:36):
Going.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Yeah, dude, that things stunk that was That was a
paper mill, right, it was in the one in Albany.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Yeah, I'm not sure exactly what they were doing there.
Maybe it was paper smelled like paper fad.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
It is so crazy. Paper smells so awful to make.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Well, you think you got to take a piece of
wood and turn it into paper. The amount of chemicals
and when we were reading about pulp mills, the amount
of chemicals they dump on it is what stinks.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
This one from forty one to forty six. As I
remember when you could smell the Camas paper mill going
over the two of five bridge. Yeah, dude, that thing
was ass that things stunked real bad. All right, bro,
have you heard people play this game this week?

Speaker 6 (44:14):
So?

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Were you able to get the songs? Because we've had
zero winners yet?

Speaker 7 (44:19):
Yeah, I haven't been for them either.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
But man, okay, well, I'm just gonna play you half
a second of two different Lincoln Park songs. You just
got to name one of those to win the tickets. Okay,
just one, all right, So I want you to listen
very very closely, sir, hold on, I gotta need something.

Speaker 6 (44:39):
Mm hmmmm.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Just one moment, one moment please, Yes, this is gonna
improve your chances of victory. I hope you're doing some
circular breathing sort of meditating.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Ah, here we go.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
You ready?

Speaker 6 (44:53):
All right?

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Here's clip number one? What Lincoln Park song is that?

Speaker 1 (45:00):
M hm?

Speaker 2 (45:04):
There?

Speaker 6 (45:06):
Bleed it out?

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Is it bleeded out? No, I'm sorry, sir, it is
not bleeded out. Not bleeded out. Guess it is a
good guess. I really I like that song. All right,
you got one more chance. Here is linky Pinky clip
number two. You ready?

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Yeah? M hmm?

Speaker 2 (45:26):
What song is that?

Speaker 7 (45:28):
H come on?

Speaker 6 (45:32):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (45:34):
New Divide?

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Is it New Divide? Is it New Divide?

Speaker 4 (45:40):
No? Bro, you know what I thought when I heard
that when I was a young boy, my father, and
that cannot be correct.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
No, it's not my chemical romance.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
The first song was lying away from you and the
second song was what I've Done? How could you not
know that song? I feel that's every Transformer's uh song
that ever plays?

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Thought about that? Yeah, well you gave it your best shot,
Devin Man. People getting crushed.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Yeah, yeah, this game is hard. But I get text
messages every single day. I get a text message from
five six seven people that say I knew both those songs.
I knew those songs. I know those songs. We're just
not getting those people on the phone. I think you
just panic when you're in the when you're in the
hot seat, and.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
I think these people are praying to be the backup
when they're calling in.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Well, today that backup is named Vloss. Good morning, Vlos.

Speaker 8 (46:37):
What up?

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (46:38):
You are going to go see Lincoln Park next month
at the Modus Center.

Speaker 11 (46:43):
Yeah, I would not have gone as we were.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
You wouldn't have im making them too difficult.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
It's a tough game. I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
But I'm having a hard time because like I, well, no,
because today I was out of the room when you
chose the songs and I figured out the first one.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
We're gonna play forty seconds of each one to the
more people still will not get it.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
All right, dude, hang on, we'll get you, get you
your tickets, and we'll see you at the show. We
have another pair coming up tomorrow morning. At the same time,
let's get a.

Speaker 11 (47:16):
Story.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
It's time for the Big story, where we go around
the room sharing what we think the biggest stories of
the day are. Laur you want to go, Oh yeah,
I got.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
A big story for you. In more ways than one.
Do you hear about this? The man with the world's
largest junk. His name is Matt Barr.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
He lives in the UK.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
Fourteen point four inches whoa by the way, but he
is in the news again after breaking his arm, and
he says, like his actual arm, but he says his
manhood caused it because he slipped on some soak in
the shower. Because you couldn't see it, his enormous junk
was in.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
The that's incredible, you know. Thoughts and prayers going out
to Matt Barr.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Feel bad for you.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Speedy recovery. It seems like a nightmare to have, especially
at rest. If it's like that, I mean, that sounds
so uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
He says, it actually like messes with his balance and
like not cheese.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Can we meet in the middle.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
He probably wished for it, like on a birthday cake
when he was a kid, and it just went please
wait too far. The big story to me is we
mentioned this yesterday, but it's actually getting worse. The wilamb
At River algae warning is growing this morning. The Oregon
Health Authority is investigating algae that has grown into the
Willambotte River and it is being tested still to determine

(48:35):
just how hazardous the toxins are. But they're really saying
that people weren't taking the first warning seriously and that
it actually means no swimming in that section of the water,
which includes Ross Island to to Kelly Point Park. So
if you're out there hanging out just thumbing your nose
at it, you can get really sick. And if you

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have a pet, please be careful.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Yeah, definitely. I think the big story the day is
Amazon is expanding its same day delivery service of fresh
food to over a thousand cities, marking a significant grocery expansion.
I know Lord doesn't like it when I order groceries
through Amazon. She thinks I should go to the store,
but I don't want to carry all that heavy stuff.
You know, the limbs are changing bags hurt my hands.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
So you just make somebody else do it, some other
poor sap carry all your differ, Okay, to do it.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Customers can now order perishable food items alongside the typical
Amazon orders and receive them on the same day. The
service will be free for Prime members on orders over
twenty five dollars in most cities, with a three dollars
fee for orders below that threshold. CEO Andy Jasse expressed
optimism about Amazon's grocery business, citing strong customer adoption and

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success with a fresh food pilot. I love it, man.
That's how I get groceries. I just order them on
the zon and they show up between like a like
a two hour window.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
It's going to be interesting with fresh fresh stuff, though,
you know, because it's like to make sure you're there
when berries arrive on the porch, or.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
If you order for a frozen stuff, they put them
in these bags that are like sealed with like.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Say, you've got a little time, Yeah, not much, though,
you better get that ice cream in there.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
There was one time I had some of that stuff
delivered and I wasn't home yet.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Oh my god. And you're like, oh, let's turn into
whole milk. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Anyway, more on those stories online at one of five
nine the Brew dot come all right, coming up in
just a few minutes. We're gonna take some of your calls.
We got a talk we got some talk back message
that you got to listen to, and we'll do that
right after the scorpions. It's one of five nine The
Brew Tanner Jew and Laura.

Speaker 6 (50:38):
You're listening to Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Drew and Laura, all right.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Is there like a like a simple task, something easy
that a lot of people can do, maybe everyone can do,
but you just you struggle with it. You cannot do
the simple task. We found out Laura yesterday. Well I'll
let you I'll let you tell Laura.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
I mean, first of all, I just want to say
these days, maybe it's a simple task, but I do
feel like it's not something that everybody can do.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
I mean, I feel like most people can do this.
I don't know, maybe not, but.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
I think it's fading with time. But definitely people your
age should know.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
At your age, you should know how to do well.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Especially with my upbringing, I should know how to drive
a manual transmission, and I do not.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Laura cannot drive.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Stick, I think, and I've I've been put in the
position a couple of times. We got to be taught,
So I think.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
I could probably manage if I was like in a
situation where it's like you have to do this or
you're going to die, Like, I think I could probably
figure it out, but it wouldn't be pretty.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
We got to do it. Who's who drives a stick
that can let Laura.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Just the transmission. You might blow it out, you might
you might stall it. And you know, still the guys say,
we start, We got to start strong. Put you right
on a hill, I know I'll roll right into somebody.
You just stop the car likely and then pound the break.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
That was always the moment I would panic, as if
I was on a hill and someone got really close
behind me, and I do you know it's manual. Yeah,
I'm not good.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
I always love the I love the bumper stickers that
are like, don't get too close.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
I drive a stick. Yeah, now, the better you get
at it, you don't roll back. But when you're when
you're fresh. Because I learned on a on a automatic
and then my car was a stick, it was like
right into the wild. So I remember being very frightened
early on.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Yeah, my first car was an automatic, but I learned
on a stick. My friend Jeremy, he's not my friend
anymore because he got weird drugs, you know, like that's yeah,
but uh yeah. He he took me to a parking
lot somewhere and let me drive his car and it
was a stick. And that's how I learned. And like
I was like a sophomore.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
I always feel like it's the your zombie apocalypse skill
because or the idea that someone's chasing you. You get
in a car and it's a manual. Yeah, you gotta
be able to drive it.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Yeah, what simple task do you struggle with doing? Loura
can't drive a stick and it blew my mind eight
six six four four five one oh five nine. I'm
actually kind of embarrassed about this. I've I've mentioned one
simple task that I can't do on the air before.
I have a real problem with opening mail. I cannot
open mail without ripping what's inside of It just doesn't
go Ever, since I was a kid at home, Are

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you trying to open mail like a badger? Apparently, because
I I just can't open mail without ripping the letter?

Speaker 4 (53:19):
Like, are you opening the envelope like you put your
finger in like the long ways? Or are you tearing
it the short ways?

Speaker 2 (53:25):
I think I'm tearing it the short way?

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Well, then like you just tap tap tap the mail
down and then you feel to make sure there's not
something that you're ripping.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
I mean practice makes perfect.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
I've tried. I don't know what my problem is. I
can't do it.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
It's a sticky situation, like when you see mail.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Well, maybe we should try sometime. I don't have a
letter in here.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
But the next time we get one, we'll have you
open it, like you know when you get.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
A bill with some of that little plastic on it
so you can see through it. Yeah, those are the
ones that I mangle. You just dig through that area
with a finger, like push a pencil through it. Yeah. No,
I definitely do it from the side. But I don't know,
Just like I just can't open letters. I think I'm
you get one of those old time letter openers.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
My grandpa definitely had one.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Is there a simple task you can't do? Drew Beef water.

Speaker 7 (54:11):
Man, several several simple tasks I can't do. Tying a
shoe still a challenge?

Speaker 3 (54:20):
Are you serious?

Speaker 6 (54:20):
True?

Speaker 4 (54:21):
It is.

Speaker 7 (54:22):
I have to think about it step by step.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Are you serious?

Speaker 4 (54:28):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (54:29):
He really does not have I wear my shoes like
a seven year old kid.

Speaker 6 (54:33):
You can't.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
Is it that you can't or you don't always remember
the motions?

Speaker 7 (54:39):
It's hard to remember the steps.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Well, say tell me the steps.

Speaker 7 (54:42):
It's hard. You gotta you know, you gotta make your
rabbit ears.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
Those around playing a bunny ear over.

Speaker 7 (54:48):
The log and then threw it right over the log
and through it. You weren't taught that way.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
I do. I do.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
I cross it up close it like the you know,
over and under it, and then I'd make one wrap
it and go through same.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
That's all we got to test you. We got to
see me open some mail and watch beefo to try
to tie his shoes. I had no idea. You're a
smart guy.

Speaker 17 (55:08):
What do you have?

Speaker 2 (55:08):
I can't believe you have trouble with your shoes. You
must have trouble with like patterns and life.

Speaker 7 (55:12):
Skills are a challenge.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
I've got a daughter who is going to be eight
in a couple of weeks, and we're working on the
shoes right now. So maybe we'll just get the two
of you together.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Hey, maybe she can teach you a thing or two
teach each other, Drew, what about you? What simple tasks
you just struggle with? It sounds like a weird thing,
but it's just situational. I'm like the odd man out,
but I don't know how to drive a boat. Now,
A lot of people don't know how to drive a boat.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
But I have had access to a boat for twenty
years and do not know how to drive a boat
to the point where if it comes up where hey, Drew,
could you drive the boat?

Speaker 4 (55:49):
No?

Speaker 3 (55:49):
I cannot. And so my nephew who is seventeen, he's
got a boating license. My brother can drive the boat.
My dad can drive the boat.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
I just what's the problem. You just don't want to learn.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
No, I would like to learn, but it's just one.
It's like the dry kid with the driver's permit.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
I'm gonna get it.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
It's just like it just has not happened. And then
you're sitting there on some board shorts. It's like, oh,
mourning lions, and I'm the guy.

Speaker 6 (56:15):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
So it's it's laziness, but it's a skill I have
not learned. So the only time I touched the wheel
is like if they got to grab something in the
boat and I just sit there and hold it or
turn it in the open water. They don't trust me
to put that up to the dock. Well, what what
task do you struggle with? It's easy and simple for
everybody else, but you're like, damn, I just can't do
this correctly. Thirty forty nine cent A text in and

(56:36):
says I can't write legibly. It says, well, sign me
up there, Bud.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
I either type everything out or email if I write,
and if I write in all cabs, people can people
can read it. But then everyone thinks I'm mad.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
Yeah, yeah, it's stopped yelling.

Speaker 7 (56:54):
Handwriting as a rule would be going downhill because nobody really.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Yeah, like, my mom's cursive is perfect. I see my
mom's handwriting.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
It's like a movie star signature, beautiful handwriting. Well, our
parents could write the Constitution, right, you know it's that nice.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Thirty two to fifty eight says it's okay, Laura, I
can't drive a stick either. This text from nineteen twelve
says I also cannot drive a stick. And I also,
after getting ac in my Life Skills class oh a's
and c's and my Life Skills class for sewing, I've
established I cannot sew.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Oh okay, I.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
Haven't tried sewing in a very long time, so I'm
not sure I could sew either.

Speaker 6 (57:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
I mean it's a relatively simple idea. You put a
not in the end of a string, and you go
back and forth and back and forth, making it look pretty.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Yeah, is a different thing. I've sewed a handful of things,
and I'm not good at it either. I mean, I
can do it, but it doesn't look like you guys
said pretty. It doesn't look professional.

Speaker 7 (57:49):
I feel the same way about ironing.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Oh okay, ironing is a tough gig.

Speaker 7 (57:53):
Like ironing a button up shirt seems like the simplest
task of it. It's hard, yeah, because until you're halfway
through and you start putting more wrinkles on the other
side that thing around and like it's just this. You're
chasing your tail the whole time as you take wrinkles
out and then add more.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Then you let one side hang off and then it falls.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
Yeah, it's gonna say you don't because you don't keep
both sides on the ironing board.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
You'll let one hang one side hang off. Well, see,
that's why we're working on these skills. Or you just
hand the shirt and some nails and say need help.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
It's a simple task. Do you struggle with ninety seventeen
sent a text in and said, I struggle with punctuation.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
Yeah, which, especially as you get further away from school
and everything's auto correcting for you, your punctuation and your spelling.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
The weird thing is every once in a while if
I ask a question, I'll end it with a period
and then i'll you know, I'll catch it or word
will catch it. There's a red line under it. But yeah,
you're just not thinking, like I'm just not thinking.

Speaker 11 (58:49):
Man.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Then for some reason I put a period instead of
a question mark. Interesting, So I think I'm having a stroke.
This text says, I never trust a woman that does
know how to handle a stick properly.

Speaker 4 (59:02):
Hey, well, the stick jokes coming out, all right?

Speaker 3 (59:05):
You don't burn out the clutch, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Laura, Well, I think we got to get a stick
for Laura to try. You know, we got to find
someone who drives a stick, who drives one that can
bring it down here and let Laura attempt to drive
that thing.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
This is an easy lot to drive in. I mean,
we have flat land all over the place, and what
could go wrong?

Speaker 7 (59:23):
And every car is just a little bit different on
the sensitivity of that clutch, you know what I mean,
Like everyone to get into a different one. Even though
you know how to drive a stick, it every car's
not the same, right, And you get that little jerk.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
More you calls coming up ninety one nine seven is
on our Gloughlin Cheverlet, texta On.

Speaker 6 (59:44):
And now Bruce Sport.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
Here's Drew Well. The Blazers officially, well unofficially officially, you know,
have a new owner in Tom Dundon. He is the
owner of the Caroline Carolina Hurricanes, and he's one of
those guys that has done so well in this life
that him and the other owners, they're not a bunch
of old dogs, right, He's fifty three years old. I

(01:00:10):
look at him, guy is nine years older than me
and just the life trajectories so far off. I got
nine years to make up buying the Blazers and he
looks like he's our guy though, because he is a
guy who wants to win. We need someone with passion
who's not trying to nickel and dime a way to
a profit. I think he also has that added interest
of being a sports fan, which is huge for ownerships.

(01:00:33):
So the city does have to figure out how we're
gonna fund this new arena. As the Blazer Stadium is
thirty years old, so that is getting to a point
where it's one of the oldest in the league. And
while we feel like it's got plenty of mustard left
on the dog. The league says otherwise, so the two
sides will need to come together. Maybe it's said just

(01:00:54):
finding a way to pill for more money, kind of
like the Los Angeles Olympics who say that they will
be selling naming rights for a handful of their venues
during the Olympics. The reason that's a big deal is
there's been a long standing policy keeping brand names off
of arenas and stadiums to kind of make it more
authentic that this is about the sport and not about

(01:01:16):
a Nike swoosh or a Purina logo. That will end here.
And maybe it's a way to get more money for
these athletes. I mean, you think we're barely giving them
anything to be there. Maybe sell it to the Hondas
of the world. That's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
Do you think that any of that money is going
to go to the people actually doing the work?

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Of course probably not. I think that's a good point
as well. But for now, expectancye signs everywhere making that money.
There's just sports.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Thank you very much. All right, Coming up in about
an hour, Beef Water's got another edition of not necessarily
the News. We'll do that at nine point thirty. But first,
more of your calls coming up. Is there a simple
task that you struggle doing? You know, you can't like
Laura can't drive a stick. We are getting a lot
of people lore back and you I'm saying that they
can't drive sticks either. So I mean it is becoming

(01:02:03):
like we just found out, was it off the air
that uh, sticks now are more expensive than the automatics are.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
Yeah, because they're being produced so much less.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
It's like, oh, you're an old school guy. Well, if
you want this, you got to you gotta pay up
top dollar.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
But one day you're gonna get in an old truck
and you're gonna need to move.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Yeah. I have a I have trouble, uh opening mail.
I can't open mail properly without ripping the contents inside.
And Drew can't drive a boat. Just slap that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
Mail against the table and open them eventually.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
What what simple tasks do you struggle with? Eight six, six, four, four, five,
one oh five nine. Your calls after Zeppelin on the
Brew you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Banner Drew, Laura, and I.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Got some serious bags under my eyes this morning, sleepy dude,
did you see them?

Speaker 7 (01:02:45):
Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
I caught my reflection in home depot the other day
and I just had like it looked like Duffel bags
under both eyes. I was like, what's going on? What
do you use? Is there something like a cream or
a patch? Because my I got like it looks like
big pouches on my eyes. There's all sorts of creams.
I mean, I usually don't use creams on so many creams.
And there are patches too, or like little what I

(01:03:07):
guess you call them?

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
I what do you call? What do you call them?
The little things? What are you asking up?

Speaker 9 (01:03:11):
Women?

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Their eyes? They like sit on patch? Seems pretty patch?

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
I mask, yeah, I mean especially just get a little
cream and wipe it on there. Just just wipe a
little cream on that before you go to bed or
something you go to bed. It's always a good thing
to do.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
I hit forty and I just start falling apart.

Speaker 7 (01:03:31):
It happens fast.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
What's going on?

Speaker 7 (01:03:33):
Em Brace those ibags?

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Remember the south Park episode the other day where it
goes Christy Nome they were making fun of and every
time she's on screen, like her face would start to melt.
It's one of my faces feeling like when I look.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
In the mirror, you look a lot like Christine Noma.
I was thinking of that earlier today.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
And I always feel older, even when I don't have
a haircut. You know, it's like, look at this old
big head. It just feels like there's this all dome.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Yeah, eight sixty six four four five one of five.
Nine is in number. We want to know if there's
a simple task you struggle with doing. Uh, Laura, we
found out yesterday can't drive a stick. Which there's a
lot of people backing you up today Laura saying that
they also can't drive sticks.

Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
Maybe we need to host like a manual transmission class.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
I want you to at least get try it on
the air. Nobody with the stick has reached out and said,
think we could use our car?

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
Yare stick ship's going extinct?

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
I think so.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
I mean, I was just explaining to you guys the
one stick that like my brother has, and I was
talking about it like I was explaining a fossil to
you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Yeah, let's go to line one. It's Tanner Jow and Laura,
what simple task do you have trouble doing?

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (01:04:38):
Yeah, it's not an everyday tab per se, but but
gift wrapping. I'm absolutely trash at gift wrapping. I'm pretty
sure my twelve year old could gift rap better than
I can. Whether it's patient or what.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Yeah, I don't know how. I will really try sometimes
I will really try to dial it in and it
still looks like crap. And then you know, some fifteen
year old who's the son of a friend of mine
will come over and do it perfectly.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
I enjoy rapping gifts, yeah, I kind of. Once I'm
forced to do it. I take great pride in the corners,
you know. But there are also tricks to it that
you don't know at first.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
As a dude, I'm just not good at it. Yeah,
So wrapping paper, I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Brother Tanner will always deliver a gift in a bed. Yeah,
he's a bag for sure. It looks pretty though, I'll
just just wrap a newspaper around it. And that's what
my uncle always did. He's just a terrible newspaper job. Well,
at least use the comics. Yeah, he did. Usually on
my older brothers. I'd get like the whatever the weekly
is classified?

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
All right, thanks bro, thank you. We have some text
messages coming in on a mcglofflin Cheverlet text line. This
one says from fifty eight to fifteen. I cannot open
box food without tearing it to shreds.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
Cereal boxes at worse.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Yeah, I'm a problem with a lot of people.

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
Do cereal box is not necessarily the box, I guess,
But then you get on the inside of the plastic
and then I always like poop and it's just like
it's all up in the box.

Speaker 6 (01:06:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Half the half the cereal goes into the box. Yes, yeah, dude,
I hear that every single time. It just rips right
down the side of it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
And that chip bag where you pop it, and then
it gets the single rip down the side and you
know that's the beginning of the end.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Of the back stale chips. This text says from sixty
seven ninety nine, Good morning. Can't drive a stick either, Laura.
I've tried, but it's like I can't pay or park
it either.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
See. I feel like if you can't do it because
you haven't had the opportunity, I can. I can understand
that if you sat there and you're like, it's just
a no, it's it's one extra thing. Yeah, but that
one extra thing is like a lot, well you learn
its to it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
And also if you because like for me, it's like
you could teach me how to drive a stick, but
then when am I ever going to drive a stick?

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Never?

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
So then I'll lose the skill. It no once, you know,
I think I feel like anyone riding a bike. You
might get in and you might lurch a little the
first time, or learn that, like Casey said, once you
get the feel of the car. Yeah, you learn the clutch,
You're fine.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
This one, Casey, could you have trouble tying your shoes?
That's why Casey never ties his shoes. Apparently he just
has them kind of loose in the shoe, which is
what old skaters used to do, right, Like I do
the same thing with some of my shoes. This one says,
aside from tying my shoes, I really can't tie knots.
The subject comes up at work far more often than
i'd like.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
My daughter, who's turning ten tomorrow, is good at knots,
to the point where I tied a knot behind our
boat when we went to float the river. She walked over,
untied the knot and retied it like three times as badass,
And I was like, I am terrible at knots. I
think I just need to admit that, other than the
shoe lace, I'm not great at knots.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Forty one eighty says it took me fourteen years to
learn how to whistle. I still have trouble whistling. I
do better sucking in than I do blowing out. Well,
take that out of contact.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
And that for a bumper sticker.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Right there, Lets me sucking in. Right there, here's me
blowing out.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
Oh that's not great, super windy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
I can't my are my lips drawing? I can't. I
can't do that thing your parents used to do either
to teach you home.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
I can't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
It's two fingers in the mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
I do have one ear drum because of it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
Yeah. This one says, uh. This one says. When I
was learning to drive, my uncle decided he wanted to
teach me to drive a stick in his rancherio, who
had a l ranchero. It felt like my knee was
in my chest with my foot on the clutch. I
practiced it maybe twice, and an ever went back.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
Yeah, yeah, it might not be the easiest car to
be riding a stick in. I bet you looked cool though.
Oh hell yeah, it's a sweet car.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
We got some talk back messages coming in through our
iHeartRadio app. What simple task do you have trouble doing?
Is it tin in your shoes?

Speaker 9 (01:08:59):
Is?

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Maybe it's reading? Jeez, it happens here we go, Good morning, brute.

Speaker 11 (01:09:06):
Three, happy being body warning to build a bomb here?

Speaker 14 (01:09:09):
Just put a thing that I can't do.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
I cannot back up a trailer for anything I've tried,
and I've tried. I get back off big trucks.

Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
I can back up cars.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
I can back up anything else. By backing up a
trailer a loose meat. Every time, I always put it
like almost jack knife. All right, Well you guys have
a good gay, keep all rocking and like always go beefoter, yeah, beefwater.
Actually you're pretty good at backing in trailers, aren't you.

Speaker 7 (01:09:38):
But it took a long time to get there, man,
And it depends on the trailer.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
So what's the trick? Just you gotta go slow.

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
There's a couple of different ways you can do it.

Speaker 6 (01:09:46):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
You can either do the thing where you put your
hand on top of the wheel and you guide it
that way by looking directly out the back, or you
go out the side window and it's against the grain.
I mean, it's a lot to explain right now. But
all you have to do is get in a trailer,
back up a little, see which way it goes, and
then go the other way if it's gonna jackknife, and
it takes a lot of gravel and barked us to

(01:10:07):
get there.

Speaker 7 (01:10:07):
Though, I find if the trailer's a little shorter, it
also is a little more difficult because it turns so
quickly and so easily.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
Yeah, it's like gonna pivot.

Speaker 7 (01:10:14):
You barely have to move, and it will screw your
whole process up.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
More talk then, See that's the problem with people they're
doing They're turning too hard and then you know they've
knife jack and they're stuff or jackknife knife jacked.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
Like knife jack. That's what happens in downtown after midnight.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
And we got more talk backs.

Speaker 15 (01:10:28):
Hey, brew crew been in construction for like fifteen plus
years doing flooring carpentry.

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
I can't do math in my head. Wow, you see,
I got a calculator. It's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:10:39):
I think your clients would probably appreciate that you use
a calculator. You know, if I see somebody doing math
in their head, I'm like, no, let's double check that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Yeah, I will sometimes count with my fingers it just
like I did in school. I'll just go on.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
And I'll do that's a job done.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
And sometimes I have to do that in front of people,
and I hate it because you know, it's like, what
are you stupid?

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
Accurate a little, but if I was doing like carpentry,
I'd hit the calculator too. I mean, your fingers are
pretty trustworthy, but I'd be like a foot short on
carpet and I'm like, oh, did we just not.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
It's just a habit I've developed and now I you know,
when I do it in public, I know I'm embarrassed,
but not enough to stop.

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
Yeah, you know, just let me finish.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Hold on, don't same thing. You're mess me up, messed
up my fingers. More of your calls and talkbacks coming
up in just a few minutes. You can also shoot
us a text message at nine eight one ninety seven.
I do want to tell you about the advocates you've
heard me talking about it before. They are personal injury attorneys,
and these guys are jedis. They're going to make sure
that they the insurance companies pay you all the money

(01:11:39):
that you rode because you pay these insurance companies every
single month in hopes that they're going to take care
of you when you need it. Because when you're recovering
from an accident, you just should be focused on your recovery,
not the drama that they all the insurance companies bring.
I remember when I was in my accident, they loadball
me hard. I really wish I knew about the advocates then,
but luckily you do now. Write the website down advocateslot

(01:11:59):
dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
They've gotten over one hundred million dollars for their clients
because they know what they're doing. They know what to
say and what to do to these insurance companies to
pay up.

Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
UH.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
And that's really all you're asking for, just the money
that you are owed. They don't get paid until you win,
so you don't have to even worry about that. There's
no risk to you, So reach out to them. Advocateslaw
dot com. The next time you're in an accident, you're
gonna need more than an attorney. You're gonna need an advocate.
Tell them. Tanner sent you Advocateslaw dot com. That's advocateslaw
dot com.

Speaker 6 (01:12:29):
You're listening to Drew and Laura Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Portland's Rock Station one of five nine to brew. It's
Tanner doing Laura, want to know what simple task you
struggle doing. Laura can't drive a stick, getting a lot
of people saying Laura that that they also can't drive stick.
I sometimes count with my fingers because you know, I'm
not I'm not great at maths. I'll just go on
to someone else. Just sent a textan said, don't worry, Tanner,
I also count on my fingers.

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
Okay, not alone, not the only one.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
This one says My last three vehicles have all been
stick shifted. So once you learned it's muscle memory, that's
what we were telling Laura.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
Yeah, you do it subconsciously, even in traffic that hole
put in the clutch, pulled into neutral, back into second,
back into first. You're just kind of you don't think,
like go into second, go into third.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Yeah, and if there's a listener out there who drives
a stick, I would love to. I would love for
Laura to try it on the air. If you can
actually drive one, that's right, So you know, yeah, maybe
if it's maybe we could do it as a bacon
and beer.

Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
Okay, yeah, after I've had a few drinks.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
Private property, baby.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
This one says. Oh yeah, he says, depending on where
the next bacon and beer is. I got you on
that manual car. So we're going to make the announcement
on where our next when and where our next bacon
and beer is happening this Monday.

Speaker 6 (01:13:50):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
I know it's been a long time since her last one,
which was in February. But Monday, I believe at seven
it's seven Monday at seven am, will be making the
big bacon and beer announcement when and where it's going down.
So yeah, this is the announcement that there will be
an announcement.

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
Can't wait.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
This text from zero eight seventy five says saving money
is supposed to be simple, but it ain't.

Speaker 12 (01:14:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Yeah, that's true. I am not good at that either.
Everything at the store is so shiny.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
Yeah. Another talk back through your.

Speaker 16 (01:14:20):
App, Hey, brew crew, you're asking what simple task we
can't do. I can't dance. I've been trying pretty much
my whole life. I just feel awkward.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
I think it's because I can't see past my gigan,
all right, For God's.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
Sake, God, you don't know what he was going to say,
I know he was could have been feet. This probably
was feet.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Let's talk about that guy earlier had the big thing
and he couldn't see the soap.

Speaker 6 (01:14:47):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
I figured he's gonna play on Joe playing.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
This one says from thirty two. Alright, sorry, it's twenty
four eleven. It says, I'm still embarrassed to admit this
and my boyfriend gives me a hard time for it.
But I don't know how to swim.

Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
Yeah, that's one that is tough, you know, because there
are a lot of people who don't know how to swim,
and that could just cost you your life. And that's
why that's why the Baltimore Ravens had Michael Phelps come
out because, no joke, half the team, the most elite
athletes in the world, can't swim.

Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
That looks so precarious too, because it just the clip
I saw it was just people being like pushed off
of a high dive.

Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
That's one way to teach him. Yeah, are they okay? Well,
if you say you can swim, and then you could
push off to the high rise in your arms, wiggle,
you're going to swim camp. Yeah, that's how that works out.

Speaker 7 (01:15:34):
Real quick.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
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Speaker 6 (01:15:50):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
La so uh. One of the guys from Black Sabbath
was was talking about the funeral, Ozzie's funeral, which was
kind of you know, we saw the procession and everything,
but the funeral was closed. Yeah, and he said that
Ozzie was mething with his daughter one last time.

Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
She was about to sing a song and she had
to print the lyrics out. Yeah, and like a strong
gust of wind came by and blew the lyrics away.
That's awesome, And I guess everyone laughed and yeah, Geezer
Butler was like, yeah, it's just Ozzy messing with his
daughter one last time.

Speaker 7 (01:16:22):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
Yeah, you know, there's clips going viral. It's like behind
the scenes stuff, like just family footage of him and
his daughter together, and it's like he loved his family
so much, like he was a super super normal, just dad,
you know. I mean, yeah, they were eccentric and it
got out there, but you know, yeah, he was a
good dad, it seemed like.

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
And it's it's weird too when people pass away, Like,
you know me, I'm not the most religious guy in
the world, but I always feel like when somebody really
care about passes away, there's almost like a presence for
a while, like they're slowly taken off, like and I
kind of feel like Ozzy's like there for now, He's
gonna go somewhere. I'm not smart and though to tell
you where, but that presence. It feels like when your

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grandma passes away, don't you feel like she's like there
for a bit.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
Yeah, she haunted me for at least six months.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
Yeah, exactly, get your life, that's all I heard.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
I had to do witchcraft to get her.

Speaker 3 (01:17:13):
Yeah. I think it's time for you to move on. Yeah,
you're killing me right now.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
Yeah, but there it is. Ozzie. I can't wait for
the biopic. I want an Ozzie movie, just like Bohemian Rhapsody. Yeah,
and I wanted to be touching. I want the guy
to win an Oscar.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
What do you think he's going to play al I
have no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
I think it should be someone like Rammy Malleck, who
is in a Superstar but has acted and can act. Yeah,
the person's got to be able to act.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
They can't be distracting as the character because yeah, somebody
you know is the character, it's going to throw you off.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
So I feel like it's got to be someone who's
you can do it, but isn't super famous.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
But let's lean into the drugs. Let's do that sugarcoat anything.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
I want to see him snorting ants. I want to
see him snorting.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
I think eat that bad.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Yeah, he's to eat the bad He did all sorts
of crazy stuff. I want all of that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
Yeah, I want him in that hey Day where you
just he was uncontrollable. Yeah, because he was all action.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
And during the credits you can run actual, real clips
from the Osbourne's TV show, just some of the best
clips of the mass yelling at the microwave whatever. Yay,
I think that would be cool.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
They better put that show in the movie. It's a
part of their lives, right, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Eight six six four four five one, five nine is
the number coming up at nine thirty Bee f Water,
We'll be back for another edition of Not Necessarily the News,
talking about all the news stories that the mainstream media
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Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
You Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
We were talking about Ozzy Osbourne in the last segments
and who could play him in a movie?

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
Uh was?

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
This text came in from ninety nine to eleven. It
says Johnny Depp would be good at playing out the
hell out here with that. No, we won something that's
not distracting, and Jack Sparrow as Ozzy Osbourne would be distracting.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
And it's just he would play that character. We don't
need Ozzy as a pirate. He already is a half pirate.
He needs some pale British dude.

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
Yeah, right, yeah, And I was thinking, well, what about
Leonard DiCaprio.

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
Now it's just not the right body. No, yeah, he'd
have to lose a lot of weight him in a
goth look. I don't like it. I don't see it.
I don't see it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
Vigo Mortensey, Timothy Chalome, he's been playing everything.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
Like no, but he's already Bob Dylan. That's true, Bob
Dylan and Azzie.

Speaker 4 (01:19:23):
I don't think he's got the right facial structure for it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Pretty yeah, somebody's got to do it, and I hope
that person gets an Oscar, like you know when when
you know he got an Oscar for Ray Jamie Fox,
and you know he got one for Bohemian Rahap City.

Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
Yeah, Walk the Line did a good job. It has
on that level of all those movies to where it's like, Okay,
it's up for an Oscar because it's so good. The
story is too good, you can't waste it and make
this some glorified E Channel movie.

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
Well, I'm sure Sharon will make sure that the right
person gets the role.

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
But I just hope she's not like and let's just
get rid of all of the women and the drought.

Speaker 4 (01:20:00):
I mean, she never has before, because other documentaries about
Ozzie have come out.

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
I feel like she's the one that would be okay
with letting the bad stuff out.

Speaker 4 (01:20:08):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
Guns and Roses have said that the only reason they
won't sign off on movies because they don't want people
to know the bad stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
They tell the truth and we don't want all that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
We'll just have to wait for them to die because
I want to see that movie of actual being a
dick and then get tricking the.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
We don't know. It's like, okay, everyone knows you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
Guys are dicks. Yeah, it's just like put the movie
out because that's what Motley Crue did.

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
Somebody's grandkid is going to sign off on the whole thing,
and we're gonna get it all.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
I mean, damn, Metallica just showed footage of them actually
arguing in the studio. They told they released all that stuff. Yeah, yeah,
that's an argument.

Speaker 6 (01:20:43):
Though.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
I bet Guns n' Roses has some like borderline like.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
Sounds like a great scene. No, not that scene, great
great took the trouble.

Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
But rock stars in the eighties, I bet they were
just committing felony after felony out.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
Yeah, like I heard, you know one of the reasons
they called the album the Spaghetti incident, like that story
behind that. I can't even tell the story on the
word that up. Yeah, but I want to see that.
I want to see that, and I want to see
all these legendary stories.

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
That have been going around for years, like actually in
a movie and the rumors that like Axa was living
in in filth and squalor and refusing to come outside.
Like there's so much stuff that could have gone in
the Bohemian Rhapsody movie, Like there's this I read this
book one time about Freddie Mercury and he was good
friends with Princess Die And there was one time she
wanted to go out, but she was the most famous

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person in the world, right in the world.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
So what they did is they disguised her. They dressed
her up to look like somebody completely different, and Freddie
Mercury and her went out to when I went out
club in one night and partied all night long, and
nobody had any idea.

Speaker 11 (01:21:45):
It was her.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
That's a movie in itself, right, Why didn't they write,
like why was that not on the movie? But they
really did rob us on a lot of fronts there
Freddie Mercury. The reason we don't have him is he
lived in excess and we barely touched that. And that
was scratched at most more about his cats than his drugs.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
Mighty Nick says, too bad, Alan Rchman is gone. He
would have nailed the role of Ozzy. I think a
lot of these people would in their prime.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
Yeah, like Shilah Boof when he.

Speaker 4 (01:22:10):
Was in his prime man well, and also I don't
know if you would have to like, could the same
person play Ozzy throughout his entire life or would you
have to get like would you have to cast multiple people.

Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
I think you've got to get a middle ager and
then you kind of dent.

Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
They can do makeup and they can do CGI and stuff,
but yeah, I hate it when they do that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
Two characters is weird though, Like do we ever see
two characters? I mean, you see way younger, but yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
I guess it could be. They did it in Looper,
but they made Joseph Gordon Levitt look like Bruce Willis.
But they did prosthetics and CGI at the same time,
so it takes some work. I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
Little did we know Bruce Willis had no idea he
was there.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
Who do you think could play a good Ozzie because
eventually we're going to see a biopick, So who's going
to play him? I can shoot us a text message
on a McLoughlin she Everly text line at nine eight
one ninety seven, or a talkback through our iHeartRadio app.
You have another edition of Beef Waters not necessarily the
news coming up in fifteen minutes on the Brew.

Speaker 6 (01:23:09):
You're listening to Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
We are commercial free on one oh five nine the
Brew Standards and Laura we are wondering. You know, when
they inevitably make an Aussie biopic, who's gonna play Azzie?
Who should play Ozzy?

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Personally?

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
I don't think it should be anybody like super famous. Yeah,
obviously they gotta do some acting. You know, maybe they
were in some TV show a long time ago, Like he.

Speaker 4 (01:23:32):
Said, somebody doesn't distract from the.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
Right role, and then someone said, well, Johnny Depp would
be a good Aussie. No way, no, no, I would
be so distracting seeing Johnny Sparrows as Ozzy.

Speaker 3 (01:23:43):
Fifteen years ago. I'd say, you and McGregor, but it's
the ship is sailed.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
It's eighteen twenty nine.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
Just said you and McGregor would make a great really
of a great Ozzie. I was just thinking in that
prime not all the way back to train spotting, but
go forward like five years. He's the guy.

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
I don't know train spotting arrow pretty interesting, Ozzy.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
Yeah, we got a lot of text messages in from
people suggesting who should play Ozzy, and the very last
text message here is my favorite one so far. But first,
this person says from nineteen twelve, Bradley Cooper or Hugh
Jackman have good voices for Ozzy. Maybe too tall. I
think they're too a little too old too.

Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
And Bradley Cooper we well, it wasn't a real character.
He already did the rock star thing with Gaga, like
it just stars went again. Yeah, I can't see Bradley
Cooper is what do you think of this?

Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
Zero eight seven five says obviously it should be Dan
Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Harry Potter.

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
Yeah, he's grown on me over time.

Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
I don't He's not a bad actor.

Speaker 3 (01:24:43):
I don't know if he could play it. Maybe he could,
Maybe he is British.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
This one says Jack Black would make a great Ozzie.
I love Jack Black, and he's got the voice for it,
you know, maybe, but he he didn't lose a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
Yeah, i'd have to lose a few pounds. And I
don't know if his body even gets like that. He's
has always been kind of a big bone guy.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
Right now it's weird because right now he seems like
he's the biggest he's been in a lot of time.

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
He seems to give zero craps about it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
This one says they'll probably have Dwayne the Rock Johnson
play Ozzie. Yeah, thank you. I will never see it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
And Ozzy's going to fight a skyscraper someone.

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
Someone says, they go, I nominate Russell Brand to play Ozzy.

Speaker 3 (01:25:23):
He's in he's in courtant he's been canceled. Yeah, he's
done for.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
I think the guy who played him in the Dirt
looks like a great young Ozzie. He's in Righteous Gymstones too.
Which guy played Ozzy? I don't know, because there was
a movie before I don't remember. I'm not though, who
played Ozzie in the Dirt. This guy says, I keep
thinking about him as Ozzy when I watch it now.
Some are saying Bill scars Guard, Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:25:50):
Bill scars Guard, he played the Bills Guard.

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
Could you play anything? Maybe because he is a little
but his face might not be right. Yeah, I don't know.
He's very he's kind of just like creepy.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
This is my this is my favorite suggestion on who
should play Ozzy Osbourne so far. This text comes to
us from twenty four to eleven says, what about Joseph
Quinn as Ozzy. Joseph Quinn played What's his Name? And
Stranger Things. He played and he played the Metallica guitar
and it was killing all little aliens. Ah, And he
also plays Johnny Storm, the fire guy in Fantastic four.

Speaker 3 (01:26:23):
I think he could be good. Yeah, that's possible.

Speaker 4 (01:26:25):
Also, the person who played Ozzy in the Dirt is
Keif in Righteous Jumpstones, which I.

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
Can totally see, my god, yes, totally. He has to
be perfect. That would actually be amazing. And if you
can play Keief, you can play anything.

Speaker 6 (01:26:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
The guy was so creepy obviously the amount of work
it takes to be that care watching right Jemstones, I
was like, one, are these two gonna bang? Because it
is just so awkward? One are these two gonna do it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
He got I mean they took it all the way
to the line of awkward before they got there.

Speaker 4 (01:27:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
So all right, Yeah, those are some good suggestions, but
so far, my favorite is Joseph Quinn. I like that,
or the guy from Righteous Gym since he looks just
like who do you think should play Azzie be Floughter
in a movie?

Speaker 7 (01:27:12):
And that's tough. We're talking young Ozzie.

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
Or they got to be able to do They gotta
do the scope.

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
I'm thinking they probably are gonna have to be in
their thirties for something like that. Yeah, forties, do the
young thing. We was to make up and CGI and
the same thing vice.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
A little bit of botox.

Speaker 7 (01:27:27):
Is Chris Pine a stretch?

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
No, he's not a stretch.

Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
I like him.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
He's yeah, but it would you know, it would be
weird seeing Captain Kirk as Ozzy.

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
He's too pretty. I feel like very pretty Ozzy.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
Yeah, I guess the bone structure.

Speaker 7 (01:27:41):
Get a young Ozzy turned to Chris Pine.

Speaker 6 (01:27:42):
I could.

Speaker 7 (01:27:43):
It's not that far of a stretch.

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
You just got to turn into old Azzy like someone's got.
You got to kind of like half look like a
crow at the end.

Speaker 4 (01:27:49):
But I feel like at this point Chris Pine could
probably turn into an old Geezer. He's at that age
where he could play an old guy.

Speaker 17 (01:27:54):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
He's great.

Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
I love not a bad idea.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
Someone said Ryan Reynolds come to pretty and too distracting. Again,
it needs to be somebody who like super.

Speaker 3 (01:28:04):
He's he has one type of humor. He's like blonde hair,
blue eye. He's ken, He's not azzy. Someone said Tanner's
shirt should play auzzy.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
How dare you go?

Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
Yeah, I'm wearing too. It's too colorful.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
I'm very I'm wearing a very loud shirt this morning.
It is and I like it.

Speaker 6 (01:28:19):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
It's loud shirt. Thursdays. I'm going to start making another thing.

Speaker 6 (01:28:21):
Bring it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
Yeah, is this really loud?

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
It is very loud.

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
Because I noticed that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
I said it yourself, it is a loud confetti.

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
But I noticed that when I came in the studio
this morning. Drew is the only one who complimented it.
So I think Laura doesn't like it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:33):
No, I just I was kind of taken aback by it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:35):
I was like, wow, that is because like I walked
out of the studio and you came around the corner,
and I was like, I didn't know it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
She's not got shot in the face with confetti.

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
Yeah, it's party time.

Speaker 6 (01:28:46):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
So it looks like you know what looks like to me,
comic book bubbles, like kind of.

Speaker 3 (01:28:53):
A little it's got mess of that man feel whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
Hey you guys, I love my shirt.

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
Yeah, that's all the matter.

Speaker 7 (01:29:00):
Clowns necktie.

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
You're right, Yeah, you're right, but it's extended.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
I'm never wearing the shirt again.

Speaker 6 (01:29:05):
All right, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
In a few minutes, we've got another edition of beef
Waters not necessarily the news one more though. This person
said theo Von should play as.

Speaker 3 (01:29:14):
Negative out here. Yeah, those acting chops, those they're on
another level. Oh, someone said, ask chat GPT who could
play Azsie?

Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
Oh boy, ask the robots step using your brain.

Speaker 3 (01:29:25):
That's good at me.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
I'll ask chat GPT who should play Azsy? And a
bio pick.

Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
To chew my food.

Speaker 4 (01:29:38):
I can't get Keith out of my mind.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
Keeps my guy.

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
I think I'm going to Keith if someone's going to
put this chatchpt says, so someone's going to play Ozzy
and a bile pick. They needed to nail three things.
The the broomy accent or is it brummy accent? It's
stick and a little mumbly ye dirty British, the maniact
but lovable, And the ability to be both a metal
icon and slightly bewildered dad. Yeah we know, so, like,

(01:30:03):
who's the are they going to give us anything? And
to give us five names? Timothy shallow May is number one.

Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
Okay, I was gonna say that, but now.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
Tom Holland, who plays Spider Man is a two jack
loaden from Dunkirk and slow Horses. There's three. Joseph Quinn's
at four, okay, and Rise I don't know how rise
e Faon's iphens.

Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
He was in Nottington Hill and House of the Dragon.

Speaker 3 (01:30:28):
See that's what that's what needs to happen. Is you
need a British relatively unknown actor who has chops and
is probably classically trained and can play degenerate. Right, Yeah,
that's who it needs.

Speaker 2 (01:30:39):
To be, right, More of your calls coming up, Bee
f Wotters, not necessarily. The news is next on the Brew.

Speaker 6 (01:30:45):
You're listening to Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
Drew and Laura, Oh my goodness, gracious, tomorrow is the
last day for Tanner Drew and Laura's blubber burn. Bee Flotter,
of course, is in studio you with this. We're almost done,
my friend.

Speaker 7 (01:31:02):
We are you're there, say we're here?

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
Yeah, I guess technically did today because we're going to
go weigh ourselves today and whatever we wait today is
the are the results tomorrow?

Speaker 4 (01:31:11):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (01:31:11):
Are you fasting until the way in. I was gonna say,
it can't be gorging yourself before the way in. Yeah,
what's the plan?

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
I didn't. I only eat once yesterday, so that wasn't
my plan. I ate, you know, when I got home
at like two o'clock and I usually try to eat
at six, you know, but I looked up at the
clock and it was like seven thirty, and oh jeez,
So I only eat one meal. So I did eat
an apple last night, but that was it. So I
fill I one meal in an apple yesterday. So you know,

(01:31:39):
I don't know if that's going to help or hert, but.

Speaker 3 (01:31:41):
I think a lot of it is water weight. At
the end, your body fat percentage six weeks in is
going to be what it is. I mean, my mind
might just not eat just on principle. Maybe a protein
shake or something.

Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
But that's that's all I've had today.

Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
What do you put out? You be if any final
moves to the finish line?

Speaker 7 (01:31:57):
Drinking some water and and yeah, I've been snacking like normal.
So yeah, the last couple of days have been a
little hit or miss in regards to time and being
able to eat stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
You're still going to the gym every day, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
Right, you're starting to get head nods from the lokes
in there. I mean the longer you're in there, they
start browing you out.

Speaker 7 (01:32:19):
Yeah, a little bit. I keep to myself there. I
don't really Yeah, you want to talk to you?

Speaker 4 (01:32:24):
You haven't started chatting with the other naked man in
the sauna, you know, not in the sauna.

Speaker 7 (01:32:29):
The sauna feels like it is not a conversation.

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
So okay, Yeah, it's just an unspoken role that you
don't talk to me.

Speaker 7 (01:32:34):
I went in there last night and the lights were
off whoa, and I had a quick two second like
this is weird, And then I was.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
Like, how many people are in there?

Speaker 3 (01:32:41):
Just one guy in a slapping sound?

Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
There was four dudes, and.

Speaker 4 (01:32:43):
The dudes in there sometimes, I mean, have you ever
been in the situation where and this happens a lot
in steam rooms where you cannot see in front of
your face, you end up tripping over people when you're
trying to sit down because you're like absorbed andy of that.

Speaker 3 (01:32:55):
And the last thing I need is somebody else's butt
cheek on my thigh.

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
Some naked guys. It's like, bro, well today we're going
to go way in tomorrow's the last day, and at
eight o'clock in the morning tomorrow we're going to find
out who the winner of the blubber Burn will be. Well,
I have to have a tarantula crawl across my body
or will Casey have to show his toes.

Speaker 4 (01:33:14):
I believe we got a bunch of text messages yesterday
at the end of the show because we were talking
about the timing, like how the tarantula is gonna have
to crawl on you and you were insisting on thirty
seconds and.

Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
Then agreed to forty five.

Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
Well that was never there was a because we said
a minute. He said at thirty we agreed on forty
five unless there was an uprising.

Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
And there was. There was like six people. That's enough
that it is a pretty good uprising. That is a
small gathering of protesters. And I don't care about that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:46):
That's a picket line and then I will cross it
enough to overthrow you. No, you know, I'm fine with
whatever the stop people feel you stop you stop.

Speaker 18 (01:33:56):
No, You've put us through a lot. I think you
need sixty put you through videos. You pansy thirty seconds,
those videos deal with it. Yeah, but this is real,
all right, I have arachnophobia. You don't have a Yeah,
but spiders aren't dangerous, so you can deal with well,
they are dangerous this one. The tarantulas aren't necessarily dangerous.

Speaker 4 (01:34:16):
We saw a video of you today putting a snake
down someone's pants, which, by the way, you can see
that video one of five nine deal with sixty seconds
of a tarantula.

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
That video is still funny all these years later. Yeah,
but you know, what are some of the messages? Do
you still have them?

Speaker 2 (01:34:31):
Like they're on page there?

Speaker 3 (01:34:32):
There was a big let me scroll up. Oh no,
we're on a new page. My finger is tired. I
can't scroll up with this mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
We've had a lot of texts today. Why are you
being so.

Speaker 4 (01:34:43):
I'm just saying I think aggressive, Like I want you
to read what some people have said.

Speaker 2 (01:34:48):
It all said they wanted me to do sixty seconds
A right, I don't remember what they said that they
wanted that. Okay, that was like again a small group
of people, and it's not really fair to.

Speaker 3 (01:34:56):
Bring it to a vote because you know what will
happen online, So give the people what they want. Is
are you saying I think.

Speaker 2 (01:35:03):
You should be grateful that I'm doing it in the
first place.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
If I lose, If I lose, yeah, exactly, he's a
chilling like he's planning his punished.

Speaker 7 (01:35:10):
What if you just threw some times in a hat
and you picked one no no forty five knock out
and you get a fifteen sex no no no.

Speaker 3 (01:35:20):
No forty five or up. We're not doing fifteen.

Speaker 7 (01:35:25):
Well, what you gotta make it? You got to make
it worth the gamble.

Speaker 3 (01:35:28):
That would be amazing if there was a two minute
one in there and of fifteen. But it's a little
late in the game. Fifteen minute in the game.

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
Now we got a bunch of talk or text messages
coming out because the congregating at the top. This one
from ninety nine eighty five says, I think a minute
should be fair, considering you've been staring staring at Beef's
toes for a few minutes. No that I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:35:48):
I mean we are going to be we would be
posting his toes online, Yeah, which is pretty brutal.

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
Eleven eighty four says I vote for one of Oh,
there's talking about the Aussie thing. Let's go to Jason.
Good morning, Jason, good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:36:01):
I am gonna join a big up projecting to say
sixty seconds, thank you, Jason, thank you Jason.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
It's not time for beef waters not necessarily going yes, seewaters.
What's not in the news this week?

Speaker 7 (01:36:16):
Oh, all kinds of stuff, starting off with a tiger
man who was about to have a tarantulas sit on
his arm for sixty seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:36:26):
Sounds local, All right, he need some milk. They're going
to be needy, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:36:32):
Up in Seattle, a thirty three year old man has
been arrested after making threats with a knife and attempting
to get a little friendly with a trader Joe's refrigerator.

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
Oh you know whoa go up, do a.

Speaker 7 (01:36:45):
Little shop and look for a good deal, hassle some customers.
Police responded to.

Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
It nor putting it in the door.

Speaker 7 (01:36:51):
Uh, that didn't really get discussed in technical terms.

Speaker 3 (01:36:55):
But even if you dry hump the organic meat section,
I'm pretty sure you're in trouble.

Speaker 7 (01:36:59):
It's good. He was also reported using racial slurs and
brandishing a knife and security agents. According to one security guard,
the suspect was seen humping a refrigerator and attempting to
do the same with a customer.

Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
Oh it sounds like tweaker behavior.

Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
Just put a hand on that fridge, so it is
slightly vibrating.

Speaker 7 (01:37:16):
Once he was confronted, the suspect then became angry and
he kicked over a flower display and threw some apples,
and then he was arrested.

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
So my shame comes on.

Speaker 7 (01:37:25):
It's so good, so good trip to Traader Joe's. He
had to, he had to get some stuff out of
his system.

Speaker 3 (01:37:30):
I think it's pretty amazing, Like, you know you're going down,
so you just throw some Fooji apples across it.

Speaker 4 (01:37:35):
You know though, I did the same thing when I'm
around cookie butter.

Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
I just can't keep my hands on.

Speaker 7 (01:37:40):
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(01:38:00):
price of what how much do you guys say.

Speaker 3 (01:38:02):
An original cinema fifty nine cents twenty five twenty five cents, Yeah,
fifty cents twenty five.

Speaker 7 (01:38:09):
I'll say, I'll say a dollar ooh, Tannish closed this
one dollar twenty five cents and it is blown it
up to eight bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:38:15):
I believe that eight dollars for a Cinnabon.

Speaker 7 (01:38:18):
Allegedly between six and eight dollars, but I've always done
them to be around.

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
Eight dollar mark.

Speaker 4 (01:38:22):
I'll say when I was buying them when I was younger,
it was like four to five bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
There's fun fact the fact that you can smell them
all over the mall. It was an accident the first time.
The fan wasn't working efficiently and the place was packed
because all you could smell was it. So then now
they put in a softer fan so you smell Cinnabon
on purpose.

Speaker 7 (01:38:41):
I appreciate the gimmick. And if you want to really
throw up back, Cinnabon is releasing a retro inspired limit
edition backpack and it is even designed with a cinnamon
roll pouch that you can carry in your back name,
so you can't go wrong with that. They're all wow
launch and last, but not least, a known crossbow andenthusiast
was found in his home by local police following an

(01:39:02):
emergency phone call. Police knocked on the door, kicked the
door in, found the dude laying on his bed with
a crossbow bolt sticking out of his forehead. So horsing
around doing something, shot it off, bolt comes out?

Speaker 2 (01:39:14):
Is he dead?

Speaker 6 (01:39:15):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:39:15):
He was alive due to the hospital. You've got a
freaking arrow in your face?

Speaker 7 (01:39:20):
Yes, evidently he was still awake. He could move his eyes,
but he was unable to turn his head.

Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:39:25):
And yeah, he went in fully conscious, just mumbling. Sounded
like Ozzie, how do you do that?

Speaker 4 (01:39:31):
Crossbows are so big and like unwieldy.

Speaker 7 (01:39:34):
How do you It seems like a part like the
bolt came out and it sounds like a ricocheted back
and clocked him in the forehead.

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
Yet he's alive.

Speaker 7 (01:39:44):
A crazy thing. And he laid there for two days,
unable to call anybody, and had food and water, just
laid there two days over there again a family member
called to.

Speaker 3 (01:39:54):
Do a welfare Thank god, Oh my god, gods.

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
Can you imagine just laying there, you can't moving, you
got an arrow sticking out of your face.

Speaker 3 (01:40:02):
And he's probably soiled himself.

Speaker 7 (01:40:04):
Yeah, oh my god, Hey, listen, that's what you get
your horse around crossbows.

Speaker 17 (01:40:08):
I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
So first, all right, thank you, b Not necessarily you
should say that's not the news.

Speaker 7 (01:40:15):
That's not the news.

Speaker 2 (01:40:16):
There it is, all right, come up in a few minutes,
we will tell you what's trending.

Speaker 6 (01:40:21):
Hang on, now, what's trending?

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
Anybody watched the podcast with Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift. No,
very proud.

Speaker 3 (01:40:31):
We should have did not.

Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
I did not either. Let's move on. There's a lot
of good stuff on our website though, at one of
five nine the brew dot com we have got We've
got a bunch of movie trailers. What was the video
that hold on me?

Speaker 4 (01:40:44):
We posted the video this morning of you dropping snake
down somebody's pan.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
Yeah, that's an old bit that we did in Eugene.
When we were doing our Donkey Show in Eugene, we
did a bit called Snakes on a Stink. The movie
Snakes on a Plane just came out. I don't know
what we were trying to We were trying to tie
it in somehow.

Speaker 3 (01:41:01):
It's like eighteen years.

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
But this is one of our friends. He was an
intern at the time and he was a really great
stunk guy, really funny. His real name was Jason, but
we called him stank. Yeah, And he was terrified of snakes,
like like I am with the spiders. He was terrified
of snakes. And I went to the pet store one
day and bought a little Gartner snake and put him
in a diaper, and we pushed the snake into the

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diaper while he was blindfolded, and he had to guess
what it was.

Speaker 3 (01:41:27):
And I think it's fair to say this too. He
wasn't like aspiring to be a radio host. He was
like a kid who was getting a business degree, who
thought this would be a fun internship. And he had
like a week left when all this went down, but
he was Everything was going fine until we finished strong.

Speaker 2 (01:41:44):
Yeah, this is the moment I put the snake down
his diaper. Oh that is not it. Yeah, here we
go all the.

Speaker 8 (01:41:52):
Way open stank, Pull it open, don't worry about it.

Speaker 17 (01:41:57):
Stank.

Speaker 6 (01:41:58):
Now it closed.

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
It's in your pants. And we were all kind of
scared because I dropped this, you know this. When it
fell out of the diaper, it just slithered away.

Speaker 3 (01:42:17):
I caught it, but the main snake I was afraid
of was attached to to stink, and that's his weed.

Speaker 9 (01:42:24):
He's he lost the Oh, my god, Steak, go away
from me.

Speaker 2 (01:42:32):
Wrapped yourself, stank, loss the diaper, and I smell a crotch. O,
my god, actually was the snake. Because the snakes in
the stink, I think they pee or something. It's safety,
it's a defense mechanism.

Speaker 10 (01:42:44):
Yeah, Stak, please stop, please stop, please stop.

Speaker 3 (01:42:52):
Put your pants on.

Speaker 9 (01:42:53):
Oh my god, Steak has no pants on right now,
he has no ants on.

Speaker 4 (01:43:00):
Stop.

Speaker 2 (01:43:01):
I'm not joking.

Speaker 3 (01:43:02):
Get it away from me.

Speaker 2 (01:43:03):
At this point, I got the snake in my hand.

Speaker 3 (01:43:04):
Feel god, Oh.

Speaker 10 (01:43:11):
Stop, stop, please stop. For the love of God, its
devastating in here. Put those pants on right now. Stay,
put your pants on. I'm gonna throw up everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:43:25):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:43:25):
It was one of my favorite bits.

Speaker 3 (01:43:26):
It was a great moment.

Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
So you can see that one of five nine dot
comments online right now.

Speaker 3 (01:43:29):
I've always hoped that he's like somebody's boss, like he's
a CEO somewhere, because it's it's almost been twenty years.

Speaker 2 (01:43:36):
Chances are they googled him and that's what came up
and he got fired.

Speaker 3 (01:43:39):
He could easily be somebody's boss.

Speaker 2 (01:43:41):
Not after that video.

Speaker 4 (01:43:42):
After that, I don't know how anyone could be so
afraid of snakes. They're cute, they're a little tongue and.

Speaker 3 (01:43:48):
It was and those are the most innocent ones of snake.

Speaker 2 (01:43:53):
I'm not too terrified as snakes.

Speaker 4 (01:43:54):
I mean they're startling when you see them in the grass,
and you're not like expecting to see something move.

Speaker 3 (01:43:59):
But those are pop up. When you wrote it till
the Garden when we were kids.

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
Thirty forty nine cent of texted and says, I hope
you win, Tanner, but you deserve sixty seconds if you lose.
After that snake on a stank video, someone from eighty
seven to sixty two says a minimum of thirty seconds
maximum minute of a maximum a minute and a half
drawed out of a hat to make it fair.

Speaker 3 (01:44:20):
I think it is fair. This is a bet.

Speaker 2 (01:44:23):
Yeah, this is win or lose. And I agreed to
do it. And I agreed to forty five seconds. I
agreed to forty five seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:44:29):
No, we decide.

Speaker 4 (01:44:32):
For you.

Speaker 3 (01:44:33):
We decide because it's the home stretch. You're gonna win anyway,
don't you got this?

Speaker 2 (01:44:38):
Let me go to the phones real fast. Let's go
to fat thor first. Good morning, dude, oh, good morning, guys.

Speaker 11 (01:44:44):
Really excited for tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (01:44:45):
I can't wait to see the results.

Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
Yeah, tomorrow at eight o'clock, we're going to find out
who finally wins the blubber burn. Will it be beef
Water who isn't even paying attention to the show right
now texting on his phone?

Speaker 7 (01:44:55):
Or will it be reading email?

Speaker 2 (01:44:58):
Wow, and do that on your own time.

Speaker 3 (01:45:00):
And if you and if you forgot, you did invite
Thor down here, so he's gonna be in the flesh.

Speaker 2 (01:45:06):
Yeah, okay, you're.

Speaker 11 (01:45:07):
Coming to ma, I'm gonna I'm gonna witness this, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:45:10):
Well, show up sober, okay, and don't make it about you.

Speaker 3 (01:45:13):
This is a big day for them.

Speaker 2 (01:45:14):
Well I promise this time, no drinking. I promise, all right, buddy,
we'll see tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:45:20):
Slightly boring.

Speaker 11 (01:45:21):
Happy.

Speaker 17 (01:45:22):
I am so excited.

Speaker 3 (01:45:23):
I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (01:45:25):
Thank you, buddy. Happy fat Thor's day to you and yours.
Let's go to it, just says Gail's towing on the phone, Gail,
welcome a sticky j How what up you, buddy?

Speaker 17 (01:45:39):
Hey?

Speaker 11 (01:45:39):
That puts that snake onto the pinnacle of the d show.

Speaker 2 (01:45:42):
Yeah you are. You've been listening to the Donkey Show
since You've been listening to us since you were what
age thirteen?

Speaker 6 (01:45:47):
Wow, twelve or thirteen somewhere around there.

Speaker 2 (01:45:49):
And do you remember hearing that live?

Speaker 6 (01:45:52):
Oh yeah, I was playing.

Speaker 11 (01:45:55):
Actually Rainscape while you guys are doing.

Speaker 1 (01:45:57):
That through with that exact bit.

Speaker 2 (01:45:59):
I wish I knew his last name, Jason, because I'd
love to look him up and see what he's doing.

Speaker 3 (01:46:03):
I've tried to find him before.

Speaker 2 (01:46:05):
No, no, no, the stank you too. I want to
know what you're doing too. I'm like, I don't think no,
but stank. Yeah that was really when he left. That
was the last I spoke to the guy.

Speaker 3 (01:46:15):
Mm hmm, wow, what a last I remember.

Speaker 2 (01:46:19):
I liked him a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:46:20):
Yeah, so you know when the show stressed him out
and I think he might be from here, so one
day maybe we will get to cross that stream.

Speaker 2 (01:46:27):
I stressed him out, and I wonder why has no
pants on?

Speaker 3 (01:46:31):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (01:46:31):
He has no pants on? Stop, I'm not joking.

Speaker 6 (01:46:34):
Get it away from me.

Speaker 2 (01:46:36):
Oh my god, right there.

Speaker 3 (01:46:43):
We might need to buy this kid. Now he's an adult.
We need to buy him a spa day.

Speaker 4 (01:46:47):
Or and he wasn't even getting paid no experience, right, Yeah,
I wish i'd really relevant experience for anything else he
would ever do in his entire life.

Speaker 2 (01:47:00):
Our old boss might know his last name. I have
to reach out.

Speaker 3 (01:47:03):
Yeah, it's it's so long ago, all right, Diggy Jay.

Speaker 2 (01:47:06):
Well, it's good to hearing from you, my friend. Thanks
for listening all these years.

Speaker 4 (01:47:09):
Do you think if you think Tanner should have the
spider crawl on him? Thirty or sixty? Forty five or sixty?

Speaker 2 (01:47:16):
I'm sorry, Diggy j. We're out of time and we
have to move on nor get it. Thanks, buddy.

Speaker 3 (01:47:22):
All we had to say was sixty seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:47:24):
He's known as since he was twelve Weekend his alliances
with me.

Speaker 3 (01:47:28):
Yeah, and whatever I'm trying.

Speaker 2 (01:47:30):
I want to put the networks, all right, but honestly,
I'll give it to Laura. What do you think? Sixty
seconds or forty five?

Speaker 3 (01:47:39):
Sixty seconds? Sixty for Diggy JD you I thought you
were much for hearing a lot of forty five?

Speaker 2 (01:47:44):
All right, I'll see you, buddy, all right, I'll do
sixty fine, screw of that, I'll just doing it. Sixty.
Mom didn't ring it, so bitch ninety And you know,
the both of you guys, the both.

Speaker 3 (01:47:54):
Of you guys are going to go way or do
your final thing here in a couple hours, and I
just want to say I'm proud of both of you.

Speaker 8 (01:48:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:48:00):
Also, we're talking about this like I'm going to lose.
We don't know that until tomorrow, dight Am.

Speaker 3 (01:48:05):
Let's trying to get the details, you know, just in case.

Speaker 2 (01:48:07):
I honestly don't know who's gonna win. Whatever it is.
I think it's gonna be close because Beef Foughter has
been working very hard. I've been working hard, you know,
So we'll see. But he has said that he's been
snacking a lot lately in his kind of plateaued so
we'll see like healthy snacks.

Speaker 3 (01:48:21):
And we say it too often, but there really is
no loser in this. Unlike the barbecue competition. This you're
both have won already. And if you lose this, Beef,
I'll be two competitions you've.

Speaker 2 (01:48:32):
Lost in a row.

Speaker 7 (01:48:34):
Sure will want it math over there.

Speaker 2 (01:48:36):
I'm just want to make sure the listeners know that
you've lost. You may lose two in a row.

Speaker 3 (01:48:41):
But he and you both have put in more work
than I anticipated on either side. You know, Tanner, you've
been working your ass off. You stuck to your meal plan.
Beef had never had a gym membership had never and
it was eating fast food every day. I sound like
Tony Little, but I'm pretty impressed. Give me your best,
Tony Little, Andrew, go ahead, I'm over. You're on the Gazelle.

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Gotta get one three installments of forty nine nine. I
don't know who Tony Gazelle. His name is not Tony
Tony Little on the Gazelle. You're probably a blowflex girl.

Speaker 2 (01:49:16):
It's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:49:16):
I'm all about the both.

Speaker 7 (01:49:17):
He's the blonde ponytail the Nordic track.

Speaker 2 (01:49:20):
Yeah, he was on that thing, and he just looked
like such a goober.

Speaker 3 (01:49:22):
On that man. But those those thighs wore a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:49:25):
Of spand X twenty four eighteen or sorry, no, it
was yeah, twenty four eighteen. Uh no, I'm sorry, it's
eighty seven thirty seven. Who cares, Tanner says. Tanner is
proving he's been an a hole for eighteen years. No,
he did that the radio. Yeah, I did that for
the radio. I'm not a real jerk. I am on
the air, but I'm not torturing that man.

Speaker 3 (01:49:45):
He was fine, he was okay. I mean, you think
about it's temporary.

Speaker 2 (01:49:48):
He was a bit traumatized and he did leave that day.
I believe after that.

Speaker 3 (01:49:50):
Bit he did, I think ye gonna should head home,
but he came back. He was He is a really
cool guy. I just wish I knew his last name
is like yeah, It's just like everyone when you get
to your high school reunion and you're like, was that
a dick? You just want to hear him say no,
and then we can all get on with it. More
oftentimes than not, they'll be like, woa.

Speaker 7 (01:50:08):
So anyway about those blazers.

Speaker 3 (01:50:11):
Or like me where I apologize to the same kid
at two straight reunions.

Speaker 2 (01:50:14):
It's like I forgave you, dude thirty forty nine cent
of text and said, don't push it now, Laura with
that ninety seconds, all right, you got six straight?

Speaker 3 (01:50:20):
Yeah yah yeah, street Fair, I mean yeah, let's lock down. Yeah,
she's just so greedy. Stop with the aggressive.

Speaker 2 (01:50:26):
So greedy.

Speaker 4 (01:50:27):
I'm trying to take a page out of your books.

Speaker 2 (01:50:29):
Selfish and greedy is what you want?

Speaker 3 (01:50:31):
Page out of my seconds versus those feet. I've done
so much for her, but I'm the greedy.

Speaker 4 (01:50:36):
Oh yeah, Tanner's done so much for everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:50:39):
I haven't done very much stuff for Beef. I don't
know so anyway, or we'll see tomorrow eight am. That's
what we're gonna find out who the winner is.