TD&L Full Show For Thursday- Zombie Mode

On today's show we talked about the best places to hide out during a zombie apocalypse. We also talked about chores at the house and we found out that Tom Cruise has no relationship with his daughter! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You, Drew and Laura, Hey, Hi, it is Thursday, Thursday,
May twenty second, twenty twenty five, Tanna, Drew and Laura
week are long yo. Oh hey hey hey hey. That

(00:24):
always makes me laugh.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
What is that from?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
It's amazing, but I like it.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
I sure do. We have a lot happening today, man,
and I'm ready for a week. And I'm ready for
you know, we're getting close to this, you know this
this three day week in here. Yeah, I'm just gonna
get through today and tomorrow and then you can you can,
you know, Drew wheels up. Yeah, just eat hot dogs.
Beat you're waiting hot dogs. That's a that's a good idea.
I think I might. You know, it's always kind of sketchy,

(00:54):
like eating from like an unlicensed cart. They smell so
good with those dogs.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Man. I was outside of Chimbers game the other day
and there was just like ten carts and I was
just like, God, I want one so bad.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
I did.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I got one at the UFO Festival. I had to.
It was they smell so good and the guy was
looked very efficient. He looked like he knew what it
was and if he was.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
At the u UFO Fest. He probably had his license.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
I don't know that. No, I don't think you had
a roadie. Yeah, I think I just had a road Yeah.
Just it was a tiny little thing that the guys
who would cost you right out front of the motor center.
Oh okay those guys.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, he's definitely not like.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I just trusted the process. Yeah, and I just went
with it.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
And those dogs are so good.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
It was worth it. I hadn't really had to put
some hallopenos on it.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Yeah, And it's where we are in the first world.
You can get a hot dog. I mean, if I
didn't have a license, I could just buy some hot
dogs and make it for you. And you're not gonna die, right,
So it's just still, you know, eating it just from
a random guy off the street. I would prefer a
roll of the dice. I would prefer you to have
the we wash our handsticker.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah. I didn't see any other stickers. But he was
very efficient and it was and I'm glad I got it.
And so yeah, maybe this weekend I'll just eat my
weight in some of those.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
Well.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
I was reading that on Memorial Day, like day of
Americans will eat something to the tune of like seventy
two million hot dogs, which ends up being like eight
hundred per second or something like that. So eat up maybe.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
Hell yeah, bitch and Rose Festival starts this weekend. I'm
guessing if you loitered right out front the gate there,
there's gonna be somebody with a red cart, and.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Later on this morning, we're gonna get you some passes
to Aline's barbecue Fest that's coming up in June. At
seven thirty this morning, we'll have those for you. Beef
Water will be in studio today for another not necessarily
the news at nine to thirty in the meantime story,
so where we go around the room sharing what we
think the biggest stories of the day are, not necessarily

(02:52):
the biggest stories, just what we think the biggest stories are, Laurie,
you want to kick it out, I'll go first. Sure.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I think the big story is that we all know
that bananas are a great source of fiber and potassium
and other nutrients, but a study in the journal Food
and Function found that adding bananas to your smoothies can
actually decrease its nutritional value because I guess it prevents
your body from absorbing a type of antioxidant called flavinols.

(03:20):
There's this enzyme in bananas that causes fruits to turn
brown and it breaks down those nutrients so they don't
hit your bloodstream, and apparently it prevents you from absorbing
these this nutrients by like eighty four percent. So, like,
bananas are still good for you, but when you add
them to other things, they take away the nutrients from

(03:43):
the other things in that smoothie. So next time you
blend up smoothie, maybe leave out the banana and eat
it separately.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
You know what the sad secret about smoothies is is
that fruit in its whole form across the board, you
get more nutrients if you chew on it rather than
drink it.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Kind of weird, right, It's strange.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
The big story to me is O DOT is urging
us all to remember that we have entered the hundred
deadliest days on the road. Now in the weeks prior
to Memorial Day weekend, it's been living up to its name,
as there have been several crazy crashes involving even construction
workers getting hit. O DOT and Oregon State Police want

(04:23):
drivers to focus on the road and realize that distractions
and driving impaired and speeding and not wearing your seatbelt
can make you more more app to end up on
the list of fatalities. But also, you know it's it's
gonna be sunny, people are partying. Just make good decisions
and keep yourself safe, right.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
I think the big story of the day is we're
number one. Ladies to us, say u us say we're
number one. Say for where all the spam emails come from?
Oh wait what Yeah? New report has found that the
United States generates fifty seven percent of spam emails that
go out and to the world, and that's just in
the first quarter of twenty twenty five.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
We get so many though, like even companies that you
signed up with, like I feel like we get taken
advantage of your private email sucks, yeah, because of it.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
I think that pretty much anything on your phone is
like boom boom boom, unless you've got like an encrypted
app or something. I don't think anything's like really safe.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Well, that's payback for all the scam phone calls that
we get that are not from within this country.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
So well themails and phone we dominate. This discovery was
made analyzing one point four or five billion emails, focusing
on the geological location of the of the origin IP
address found in the email headers. And yeah, America's number
one and spam emails, so we send the most out.
We take it easier on that.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Look at us crushing?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah, yeah, man, you'd like to be number one, So
would like to.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Be on top of like another list, like I don't know,
happiest country in the world or something.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
I don't think. I don't think we're anywhere close that.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
No or no.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
I just don't understand it, Like I I miss half
my emails because there's so many from you know, Dick
Sporting Goods and dubble Bubs.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Hard to pick out the good ones from the battle.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Yeah, you just have to scroll forever. I know you're
supposed to go through and eliminate all those people, but god.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
It's a good way to, uh, like really crap on
someone's email. If you want to get them good, you
just sign them up for a handful of times.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
I wish I would have thought of that during my
last breakup, because only would have been getting like ads for.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
You could still do me de pills. Yeah, I could
still do it. He would never know of the month
I've done it. I've done it, like probably two or
three times in my life where I've just go, you
know what, this guy, you know, just on punching it
in and then just see it.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Just just watch watch them, let it happen.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Let the universe work itself out after that. All right,
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(07:06):
those glizzies he were talking about.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Think of how many hot dogs from an illegal car you.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Could send dogs per days? Ten dollars of dog. That guy,
actually he was making good. He was raking it in though.
Let me think about the ten dollars a dog.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
You're a crook, Drew when you are hammered outside of
a Trailblazers game. You're paying ten bucks for a talk.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
But it's meat, yeah, from the guys making a killing.
Because there was like there was like twelve eleven, twelve
people online, so he was making a killing. Yeah, he
makes one hundred and twenty right there off one pack
and that was just like that was like yeah one
like like that car was there for fifteen minutes, maybe
ten minutes or something like that. And so Martins, who
knows if he was there all day what he made?

Speaker 6 (07:49):
What that?

Speaker 1 (07:50):
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or Drew and.

Speaker 7 (08:01):
Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
All right, So this is one of those holidays I
always forget, forget when it happens because I never celebrated
it growing up with Father's Day. Yeah, oh my god,
me too.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
People are always like, oh, I'll try to make play
with someone. I'll be like, oh it's Father's Day.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
I'm like, oh, I forgot that. Yeah, I never. I
didn't grow up with a father, so it was just
me and my mama, which I was fine with. I
love my mama, but I just I never know. So Drew,
when is Father's Day?

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Because it is an unfortunate day for me because it
is four days after my birthday June sixteenth, you get
kind of all mixed to you. It's just like you
don't want to like do a whole nother celebration even
of yourself four days afterwards. Like, okay, I get it.
We again, we love each other.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah, it's all right.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
Birthdays already kind of awkward, right, like to get to
get dipped into a father's day right after. But I'll
take some peace and quiet. I'll take some sports.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
It's June sixty. Give daddy's time. We celebrated them the
other day, now give him some peace and choiet.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Yeah, exactly, But I'll celebrate my dad that day.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
And Laura your your father, you know, is it okay
to talk about that?

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Laura's father passed away when she was nine years old. Yeah,
and like she's really like Drew, you would agree that
she's kind of hardened about it, Like she doesn't seem
to show much emotion about it. She said, like she
said she never cried.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, I don't think I really. I'm sure I did
it at some point, but I just I think I remember
not crying because my grandmother asked me if I had
cried about it, and I said no, and she was like,
well you need to.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
Which is like that's weird, like telling people how.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
To grieve and so like. So then you just at
that point we were like, oh, I'm not going to cry.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Well it wasn't It wasn't necessarily like well no, I'm
just like not going to because everyone.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Expct you're pretty stubborn. I'm sure. I'm sure nine year
old La is the same way as she is now.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
I think, you know, I think it was just my
way of processing it. I was young. I didn't spend
a lot of time with my dad anyway. So that's
not to say that his absence was not felt in
my life, but it just didn't make as big of
an impact as it may have if he was more
involved my right life, you know.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
And I don't think that.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
I don't think I could really appreciated even the dad
factor until I was much older than nine, So I'm
not sure how I would process it either. Like I
now know how dumb I was not to appreciate my dad,
especially in a room with two people who don't have
that privilege, But I don't know how I would have
processed that. I probably would have cried a lot though.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well, Father's Days officially on the fifteenth of June, and uh,
you know, Tom Cruise was asked, I don't know how
many kids he's got. I know he's got some.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Oh, I think he's got to only have that A Surrey.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, is it just the one?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
I think that's all.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Okay, I don't I feel like he's got more than that.
I feel like I'll look it up.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, because his RelA.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Cruz has three children. You have three children from a
previous marriage, and comments Siri, Yeah, so he's with Katie Holmes.
He's got the kids, Siri, But the other the other
two kids, I don't know who he's got kids with.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Was it Nicole Kidman? And did they have kids?

Speaker 5 (10:58):
I see some Kidman pictures of her holding babies when
you type him in, so I think that probably was
his other kids earlier.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Laura, don't be surprised, and don't be like an upset
that you didn't know, because I'm not sure Tom Cruise
even thoughs he's got three kids, because he was asked
about his Father's Day plans on the Red carpet and
he was like caught off guard and he just went
into like movie star mode, like about movies.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
He said, yeah, well he's estranged from Surrey and has
been for a long time.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
And I think that like you since that the moment
the questions asked. Listen to this clip. I'm also I
got to ask, father's day is just around the corner?

Speaker 8 (11:33):
What what an ideal father's day look like for you?

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Just having fun?

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Man making movies, big adventure, having a great time.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Has nothing to do with his kids. What you remember
when Katie Holmes left him, she had to like do
it in public, remember, like escape, Yeah, and like I'm
going him out, yeah, because there it's it's from what
I understand, hard to get out of that that world.
But frightening Tom Cruise is like as soon she asks
asks the question, he goes, hey, kind of like back off.

(12:05):
I feel like he kind of broke you know, he's
like my kids in three years, thank you forget it exactly.
Here's here's some also.

Speaker 8 (12:16):
Got to ask, father's day it's just around the corner,
What what an idea father's day looks like?

Speaker 1 (12:19):
For you? Just having just having fun?

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Man?

Speaker 1 (12:25):
To put my kids into this, you know, hitting big movies,
fun man making movies, big adventure.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
What does it have to do with you're having nothing
because he never sees them exactly.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
And I think that that right there was like just
a little peek behind the curtain. Hey man, hey my kids. Yeah,
I have kid, three children. That's beautiful children.

Speaker 6 (12:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
I beg he had no idea when Father's Day is
because nobody he's.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Just like Lauren myself, we have he has no idea.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Oh yeah, that's today. My bad. I wonder like this.
The Church of Scientology, though, do they celebrate father and
things like that?

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Would probably they celebrate Tom? Well I don't. It's probably
Tom's Day, Tom's.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Day, Yeah, yeah, I mean there's nothing religious about Father's Day.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
It's just they'll make it that way.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
But I mean they'll put him behind an altar and
oh he will earn something.

Speaker 9 (13:13):
Oh God.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
There's people on TikTok that like uh go. And so
the Church of Scientology in Los Angeles, like I think
where it's near the Sunset Strip or wherever that area
is there they when people walk by it, there to
to like one or two people outside trying to get
you to come in and learn about Scientology and sign
a contract. And apparently the contract is for like a
million years. You don't read the fine print, but it

(13:35):
says they're trying to get you to sign this contract
and join the church. Yeah, but the contract literally says
for like a million years or something like that. It's
just a case. There's people on TikTok who like as
soon as they just hang back and wait for the
person to start talking to another person, and then they go, hey,
you're gonna you're about to sign a crazy contract. It's
not even a million years, and so they just kind
of scare the people out of there. And it's a

(13:57):
great TikTok acount.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
I do love that.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
I was surprise.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
I didn't even realize that when you drive downtown there's
a big Scientology building here really as well, it just
says Church of Scientology, big old building, the Church of
the Weird.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yeah, it's uh, they're all over the place.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
I mean, you do you boob.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
Not for me?

Speaker 1 (14:17):
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Speaker 9 (14:39):
And now Bruce sport Here's drew.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
A massive lead for the New York Knicks disintegrated last
night against the Indiana Pacers in the Eastern Conference Finals.
Game one, action looked like it was going to be
in the books, and then all of a sudden, Indiana
just simply could not miss and they were able to well,
it looked like they were going to hit a game
winner at the buzzer, but of course Tyrese Haliburton's toe

(15:09):
was on the line, so he gave the crowd the
choke signal. But when they went to review it, just
the tippy tip toe was on there. So they go
to overtime where the thing was finally taken down. But
now you've lost home court advantage. The coach for the
Knicks talked about how you got to look forward.

Speaker 10 (15:27):
We have to take a look at the film, make
our corrections, and then we got to change quickly for
game two.

Speaker 9 (15:31):
We got to be ready for game two, and.

Speaker 10 (15:33):
That's all you look at. So you have to take
disappointment and turn that into more determination.

Speaker 9 (15:39):
Now.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
It was kind of a theme last night, as Edmonton
lost to Dallas in the same way, blowing their lead
in the final period to go down a game against them.
And a footnote is a tip of the cap to
the Indianapolis Colts owner and CEO Jim Ursay, who died
apparently in his sleep yesterday at the age of sixty five.

(16:00):
See questions about who will be the future owner of
the team. He inherited from his father when he brought
him from Baltimore. So we'll see if his three girls
take over. They're around my age, maybe a little bit older.
There's just sports, thank you much.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
In the last segment, we were talking about Tom Cruise.
We played a clip of a reporter asking him about
his kids, and he just kind of he logged up
because you know, I don't think he talks to his
kids mm hmm. And he didn't even know what to
say about his kids. He didn't say anything. He just
talked about movies and good times and you know.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
An adventure.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yeah, yeah, it was a weird clip. Someone sent us
a talk about message, Hey, good morning guys. Tom hasn't
talked to his kids in years.

Speaker 11 (16:37):
Because, when like Katie Holm, left the Church of Scientology,
you basically get excommunicated. There is no contact within the
organization after you leave. So John who just pretended his
kids didn't exist, Dude.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
John Wick got ex communicato.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
I couldn't imagine the same thing. I could not imagine
just not knowing like what they were too.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, and yeah, that's weird to like not be a
part of that and not want to be.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Right and just be like, well, the church says a camp.
So I guess I won't.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
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Speaker 9 (17:32):
Now, what's trending?

Speaker 6 (17:34):
All right?

Speaker 1 (17:35):
I wanted to play this cool clip. So Guns of
Roses is on tour right now and they're sound check. Guy.
You know some roady went up on stage and I
always love when the roadies go up there because you
get the drummer goes doom doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom,
doom doom, and you.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
Feel it in your stomach and you know it's kind
of like the prequel to what's coming.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
It gets me excited. Yeah. So this this guy was
testing the microphone for Axl Rose. You know, it's just
the band is not even out there yet, but he's
got some pipes.

Speaker 9 (18:03):
There's a sound shot.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
All right, okay, good to go.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah, that's amazing. That's pretty good.

Speaker 6 (18:22):
Right.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Just to give you comparison, here, that was the roadie
getting the mic ready for Guns n' Roses. Here's actual
the actual singer of Guns and Roses, Axel Rose, performing
this year on stage. Get the roady up there. They'll

(18:53):
have to be the one to say it. Yeah, get
the roady up there.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
I mean, yeah, what what exactly is going?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
And that's not even the worst clip you guys there.
I heard another one yesterday.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Him a favor by playing that.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
The best one I found. I know there's another one
that's that's so atrocious. It's it's what happened. And I
don't know if he like maybe he was sick that night.
It could be just but there's like multiple clips. Guns
of Roses did share a great video this week, though,
of it's a montage sequence of Axel Rose falling down.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Oh wow, that's hilarious, Like.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
On stage, it's him jumping around, any trips over a
chord or something, and it's just it's just like a
like a two minute video of him falling.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Oh wow, it's all right, Axel. It happens to the
best of us.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
It's not as easy as it used to be.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yeah, there's another clip that's gone viral of the of
the band. So I guess the drummer started playing the
wrong song.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Yeah, didn't they just get fired? Didn't they just can
the drummer.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Guns n' Roses? Yeah, No, that was the who wasn't enough?
That was food fighters.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Food fighters can drumming their drummer.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah, and then who hired the fire their drummer hired
him back and then fired him again.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
Oh oh, she give him a second chance.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
It's not going to work out. So yeah, there's some
growing pains with the new Guns of Roses drummer. So
this is the new drummer and what we're about to hear.
Is the stuff that, so Axel Rose can speak to
everybody through his microphone. I don't know if he's got
a button to push or what where the crowd doesn't
hear it. Okay, so we're hearing him talk to the
drummer Isaac because he started the wrong song, and Axel's

(20:15):
upset about fish.

Speaker 9 (20:16):
Yeah, no, bad obsession.

Speaker 12 (20:23):
Bad obsession.

Speaker 13 (20:29):
Then Isaac not hear me?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Somebody answer me.

Speaker 6 (20:34):
I can't.

Speaker 9 (20:34):
I can barely hear whoever's fucking.

Speaker 14 (20:39):
My check for duff, check for d.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
It was so bad that Axel stormed off. He stormed
off stage, and he was gone for like a while.
Apparently he wouldn't come back until the set list was fixed.
And and then he made the drummer Isaac come out
and apologize and said I played the wrong song. My bad,
that's embarrassing. And then and then they came back and
everything was fine after that.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
You should have just said there was a technical difficulty
and come back and play.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Actually needed to need people to know it wasn't his fault.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Okay, Well whatever, they're professionals. This type of stuff happens.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Just yeah, just play the song you're already started going,
or do a.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Little switch through real quick and play the other one.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Like Axel still still uh up to his tricks, you know,
But is it really an acxul guns and ress concert
until Axel to a tantrument's got I mean.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
That's part of the that's part of the whole thing.
He wouldn't even come on stage for twenty years, it
felt like. So this is the version we get right,
a little bloated and upset little We'll put the.

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A's barbecue fest here in about twenty minutes or so.
But this morning, we'd like to know where do you
think the best place for a zombie apocalypse would be?
Like if something were to go down and the dead
were to come back to life and you needed to
fight them off hordes of zombies, hordes and hordeslawa of zombies.

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And you know in this area you'll have you know,
some some some metht out zombies.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
I was going to say, other than the ones we've
already got.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
Or yeah, the ones that actually move, Okay, the zombies
from the movies.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yeah, Where would be the best place? You know, would
you besides your house? You know, like what would where
would be the best place to hold up from a
zombie apocalypse? Would it be the Moda Center or like,
you know, Providence Park.

Speaker 5 (22:45):
So I feel like the MODU Center just on the
process of elimination. There's so many entrances, there's so it's
just a wide open area. I mean even in like
a video game, you walk into a stadium, you're so vulnerable.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, I don't think it's a good place to be.
I don't think so either.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
I mean us you were in a like you know,
we've been into the belly of the Moda Center, the
hidden parts where they got like the bar in there,
and so it's a good place to die, but I
don't think it's a good place to survive.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Well. Flash Picks. Flash Picks Report has analyzed how well
thirty NFL stadiums would hold up as refuge, and the
State Farm Stadium in Phoenix, Arizona's top the list with
the score of seventy four point seven percent. I wonder
why the stadium has a number of security features. The
field is capable of growing crops, and it has a

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retractable roof, which will prevent zombie breaches.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
So the retractable roof and the and the real grass.
That's a game changer because if you can grow grass,
you can grow fruit, or you can grow vegetables.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Yeah, that would be and yeah, and if they're the
type of zombies that can build like towers, like the
ones in a World War Z.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
Yeah they can build.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah, like in World War Z. They like door going
like ants and they'd climb on top of each other.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Oh yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
I mean if the dumb ones the growl if there's.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
A zombie apocalypse, like you guys know me, I'm giving
up or early.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Just laying down.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, just take a bite.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
You're just going to join the zombies. Yeah, I get it.
It only hurts for a bite, uh huh. Yeah, yeah, and.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
Then you get to eat and then yeah, right, I
just get to an.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Old country buffet at that point.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
And scare everybody else.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah, the worst stadium to hold up in a zombie apocalypse.
What do you think it is the worst stadium?

Speaker 5 (24:25):
Let's go with like, how about something old and open?
What about Miami?

Speaker 1 (24:30):
It's not Miami.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
What about like Lambeau or.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Or were the Giants?

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
That life is not met life. Unfortunately Seahawks fans, Oh,
it's looming field. They receive the lowest score of thirty
nine point nine percent. Why no, no explanation other than
you know, says. Other Other high ranking stadiums for survival
and include a Arrowhead Stadium and M and T Bank

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m and T Bank Stadium. To me, they all just
thought they either have a roof or they do.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
You know, it's a big building with or without a roof. Yeah,
I Seattle seems like it would be the zombies there
would be rough.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Yeah, it's just difficult to harden by the weather.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
I think if you were trying to survive from a zombie,
you'd be better off with a building, then you would.
I always thought that like a like a skyscraper, because
all they can do is breach the bottom and if
they can't do this, just fortify the base of it
pretty well, and then you can put layers, you know,
like if they get past that one, you can put
another layer that's true fortification up. And I would think
I've always thought that in movies, like why are they

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staying like at the little house or a shock go
to a skyscraper, They're.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Right at the window down here, Let's get up the
high and then like if you have a failsafe, So
if they make it all the way up, you got
a parachute and you jump right the.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Hell oh yeah, because that was going to be my question.
What happens if they do make it hang glider, Well, you.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Got to run that risk.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
But if you get multiple buildings and then you also
have people on the roof and you slowly start getting
rid of zombies via the roof and make a Pulley
start and.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Putting he started putting bullets in the sky. And ever
since a kid, ever since I was a kid, I
wanted to make a Pulley system.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah yeah, yeah, zip line between buildings.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Yeah, fun, actually pretty awesome.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Ninety nine seven, that Summercloughlin Cheverley text line. What would
be the best place to hold up in a zombie
apocalypse in the Northwest.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
Well, Lloyd's Center looks like you already held up, And then.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
That's exactly Honestly, that's exactly what I was gonna say. Center.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah, you could, you honestly wouldn't have to pay for
any damn. Just stand in the middle of the ice rink.
Can just watch them slide around. Yeah, yeah, I don't
think zombies can skate. Fat Thor said I would just
get a yacht and hang out in the ocean, because
zombies just can't walk out of the ocean. So that Yeah,
I always thought about that, and I think one of
the Walking Dead shows they did that. It's a little

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like didn.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Any of them, Like, I don't ever remember a zombie
actually swimming. It would be a nice little change of
scene if they're like, oh, we're in the water, and
then ones.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Like, I mean, they could get onto a boat.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
It's like Michael Phelps of Zombie, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
You know you have to come back for supplies. Maybe
that's not a good idea.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah that's true. Yeah, because they'd probably be waiting for
you at the shore.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, they can just wait and wait and wait. Yeah,
this one says I would hide out at the DMV
because no one ever wants to go there.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
That is a clear, very good point, not bad.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
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the best place to hold up from, you know, in
the zombie apocalypse here in the Northwest.

Speaker 9 (27:26):
I agree it.

Speaker 15 (27:27):
Should be Portland, you know, downtown area.

Speaker 9 (27:29):
And then I.

Speaker 7 (27:30):
Think for the rest of us, so you should.

Speaker 15 (27:32):
Make it a job where it's like, oh, I gotta
go punch in and kill some zombies today, and yeah,
I've up to Portland and you know, you get like
fifty cents ahead or something.

Speaker 9 (27:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (27:40):
I think that'd just be great, if nothing else, a
really good movie.

Speaker 7 (27:44):
I'm just saying, Peter.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
And the City Tweakers got to get at least two
bucks a zombie.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
I was going to say, fifty cents. You got to
ring a lowball.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Off nearly battle to the dead. Who's low balling me
for zombie heads?

Speaker 6 (27:57):
Man?

Speaker 1 (27:57):
You're talking about.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
It's a tough market, it's corrupt, poly titians.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
I always thought, you know, or a bank. I guess
if you got because they get a vault, could you
way to get out of the vault?

Speaker 5 (28:07):
I feel like if you're you could get cornered pretty
easy there, just like high ground.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
But you know, the bank's better than Gary's house.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
The elevator in Oregon City and go hang out up there.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Oh fat wor again, he said, clearly, Burnside Skatepark is
where you want to it's not survive a zombie apocalypse.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Don't work zombies around the perimeter.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Ninety one nine sevens are McLoughlin Chevrolet text line Where
would you hold up? What would you do?

Speaker 6 (28:34):
You know?

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Es Cicada is a good place, I said, you know,
I feel like getting away from people, getting away from
you know, if you can get out of the city,
get out of the city, because they bury as shipping
container in the movies.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
It's rarely one just walking down Highway twenty six, you know,
like they're they're in the city.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, this one says zombie hold up on an aircraft
carrier or a floating city. Oh yeah, yeah, the aircraft
area is a floating city.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
I see saying that'd be cool.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
I'd be nice. It's hard to get a ticket on
that boat. Yeah, yeah, well with you guys know, get
out full up. Yeah, I go. That's the thing. What
can you provide? What can you help the community and
get to jog over there? I do a radio show.
You don't understand it was important.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
I could make the announcements on the boat.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
You guys have a karaoke machine. Forget about it, dude, Swavey's.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Island is the best.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
I mean, yeah, there we pull out that banana hammock. Yeah,
that would actually be a good idea. You could blow
up the bridge and use a boat to get back
and forth.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
Not bad, it's just the back and forth part that
you were saying before.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
You might have to burn the boats. Yeah, but if
you bring a lot of supplies that you only have
to go back once in a while, and you don't
go to the same spot twice. Because zombies learned, I
would assume like philoscopraptors.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
And I think they grow food out on Savvy's, So
that would that would be good.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
This one says, hey, hold up in a Cabela's. It's
got everything you need there. It is. That's not a
bad idea.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
It would be a good It would be a good
way to to fortify the place is to hang out there.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yeah, there's probably like what two interests, maybe three entrances,
you know, yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
Really just basically in the front you could get the
I mean there's a couple employee entrances in the back.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
But I don't think it would be too.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Bad, huge five. I think you'd have to worry about
like people looting and stuff.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Though all the camouflage underpants, you've got someone on the roof. Yeah,
let's go to Ted. Good morning Ted. Sorry, what was that? Costco? Costco?

Speaker 5 (30:36):
See now Costco is good because I know the entrance
as well. You got the two drop doors in the front,
you have two emergency extits on the back probably big
supply hot dogs, and on the very back you have
the supply entrance.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
So have you scoped out this entire.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
I've just bought big enough items that you have to
go to the back.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
It's like I got a copy of the blueprints in
my and.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
I go every day. So it's a it's a thing.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
This one this text met it says Oregon State Penitentiary
and Salem is where they'd hide out.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Feel like that's that sounds like trickery.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Oh as p here's a good one. Someone said the
space needle would be a great place to hide from zombies.
That's actually a good I mean if you can get
it before everyone else, because people are coming forward.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
After seeing the last Final Destination movie. I don't know
if I want to be up in the space needle
makes me nervous.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
I do like it, though, there's only one way up
and if you can guard that.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Yeah, but and no way down really well, I don't
know where.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Would you hold up in a zombie apocalypse. This text
message comes just from twenty two to oh eight. This
is very serious topic. By the way, they said I
would I would definitely pick the Red Cross building in
the East Side. If you've seen it, you know how
it's built. It's a tank of a structure and.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
They got plenty of blood for anyone who needs it.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
This one says a welding fabrication shop next to a farm.
Because that's a very specific answer.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Do we know of it?

Speaker 6 (31:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (31:55):
Like that.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
I mean, if you can find any building without glass
windows on the first floor, I think you're coming up.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
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Speaker 17 (32:14):
The brew Youndrew.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Laura, Zombies Man. Zombies are hot right now. Last of
Us is back on HBO Max. People. There's like nineteen
Walking Dead spin offs.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
People still want to Zombies have always hit pretty hard.
They tend to have a crowd.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
I can I love zombies all day. I can buy
a zombie show or a movie, but vampires and I'm
usually I'm usually out. I do want to see Spinner
as Centers.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
I was going to say, I've heard Centers is really good,
and that's about vampires.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
I'll see so many bad ones. But I just mostly
don't like vampires at all. But uh, yeah, if there
were a zombie apocalypse, I always thought like it would
probably be really stinky. You know, that's one thing they
don't really talk about in zombie movies, how stinky the
world would be. All the carcass gross, Yeah, because nobody's
cleaning anything up and all the zombies are dead, so
they've got to be all rotted and yeah, stinky. Yeah,

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they don't use axe, I don't think well, and even.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
If they did, it's just covering up the stink, probably
make it, which.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Is what you people usually do with the axe. It
still smells like a dorm room. But where would you
hold up if there were a zombie apocalypse, especially here
in the Northwest, here in Portland or Vancouver or Salem.
Maybe you're out in McMinnville or Longview. Where would you
Where would you hold up? Would you bury a shipping
container and just hide out in there? Would you would
you go to the library. I don't know why you

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would do that.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Because you could you could read about how survival, yeah,
survive a zombie apocalypse.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
I guess yeah. I'm not sure the library would have
the resources. But the library and a lot of libraries
that are old they are made of brick or you know,
and just just got to fortify the windows.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
We got some talkbacks to our iHeart Radio AFF.

Speaker 12 (33:55):
Good Morning, Breal Crew, Crusty little Chocolate starfishes. You uh,
let's see, probably the Oregon State Pen. You know, because
you got the you know, you got the field. You
could go you go out and grow you know, broots
and veggies in, you know, and then you got the
cells if you do happen to catch a zombie. But

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then you also have all the fencing around it too,
you know.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
But like, yeah, people don't think that. What what happens
if there's an outbreak there and once you get there
all the prisoners are zombies.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
Yeah, that's not a good And then you're not rapping
with locked doors.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Mm.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Then you're trapped to some creeper who's also a zombie. Yeah,
he's got prior zombies. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Good. Look, it's a terrible.

Speaker 18 (34:38):
Kind of guy that drives a box truck and he
actually carries wood in the back. And then he also
has a bug out bag he carries just in case,
you know, something happens while he's.

Speaker 7 (34:51):
At work and.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
You know, end of the worlde. He's got a bug out.
Bug out. We've actually talked about that one. It's like,
what's in your bug out bag? I love how he's
got he has wood, so it's like, yeah, oh my god,
it's going down. We need to get up to the
woods and make somemores the woods. Yeah, and also maybe
other things take that space and pack other supply yeah. Yeah,

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some food would be a good idea.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
He wants to have easy access.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
I get it from one Dura flame under the seat.
We got more talk backs. Where would you hold up
in a zombie apocalypse?

Speaker 6 (35:27):
In his zombie apocalypse, I would definitely take over Timberline Lodge.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Timberline Lodge.

Speaker 6 (35:34):
Those zombies coming up there, all the.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Stuff nice slipping around.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
It is a It's kind of plays to what you
said earlier, Tanner that getting away from the city is
probably a good idea. I mean, yeah, government camp and
all that, it's pretty small.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Yeah, if there's zombies, you're going to get away from
the populated areas. You gotta you gotta get to high ground.

Speaker 7 (35:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
And and the lodge is old, it's made of a rock, right,
another talkback, Hey, what's up?

Speaker 9 (35:56):
Crew?

Speaker 15 (35:57):
I would say Seattle, because if any of you have
done that underground tour, you'll know that you were not
actually on the first floor, you were actually on.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
The second floor.

Speaker 15 (36:05):
So if you just blow that top layer off, you
got you know, trenches all around every building there. Just
saying like, that's not a bad idea, Downtown Seattle, the
underground tour, if you haven't done I recommend it.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
But yeah, just more ways for zombies to get in though, Bro,
you know more access points for zombie.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Bach Tanner, you know about this? What about the tunnels
under the city of Portland.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
I don't know about that. You never saw a nice
I thought I was going to go on a tour
in the tunnels. Instead I went into a basement of
an abandoned art museum and it was the worst experience
in my life. Never going to go.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
You could, I mean, maybe you could hide out there, though.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
That doesn't seem like a basement's a good idea.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah, again, like you're going to be trapped if they
come down there. Oh man, they opened the door.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Ah, I just got to make sure you fortify the door.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah, I need, I need.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
I need an exit strategy because even on the big building,
like you said, you get your pulleys going, you always
have an evacuation to get to the top.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
They don't know how to use pulleys. Someone says, Wizard
Island in the middle of Crater Lake would be a
great place. Oh, tough to get to.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah, but for this like a kayak.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Yeah, a little dingy there and then I mean once
here there though, I'm really hungry. Hi, it's tannered you
and Laura, Good morning.

Speaker 8 (37:21):
Good morning guys. I would say probably in a radio
cell tower up at the mountain.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Oh what about like a fire lookout.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Oh no, no.

Speaker 6 (37:30):
Yeah, the fire lookout that way.

Speaker 8 (37:32):
You know you're up hie, you're secluded, you can see
everything coming around you.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
Yeah, like a timberline. Odd situation, but yeah, that's what
I would do.

Speaker 19 (37:40):
That way, I can have radio.

Speaker 8 (37:41):
Access to all over all different kinds and then yeah,
you know, like.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
What I don't understand about the zombie movies is why
they don't like they did a little bit of it
in Zombie Land, Like we can go anywhere. Let's go
to Bill Murray's house, So let's go to the White
House or you know, I would want to do things
like that places I work, Like I'd go to Area
fifty one or something. I'd go to you know, I
go to.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
The White House, land fire this thing up.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Right, I'm going to the Indiana Jones Ride and firing
that baby up myself.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
I'm sure we could fortify the fence.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Let's do it, bro all right, We're taking over Disneyland
if things go down. Mm hmm, all right, thanks man.
We've got more talk bags coming into our iHeartRadio. I
wouldn't stay there, but I definitely rate Barnes and Noble.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
You know, get some.

Speaker 15 (38:20):
Books on how to farm, Get maybe a zombie survival
guide book.

Speaker 7 (38:26):
Maybe get other zombie books.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Give you some good ideas.

Speaker 15 (38:29):
Definitely like this, you know, just basic living stuff on
how to live your life because.

Speaker 7 (38:35):
There's gonna be no internet in a zombie parts.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Very true, sir. I don't say to Yeah, you gotta
get your stuff and go.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
But what if what if you just like dressed as
a zombie. Well, then like tricked them.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
They did this in The Walking Dead. They covered rick
rhymes and guts.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Did it not work?

Speaker 1 (38:54):
It worked?

Speaker 20 (38:54):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (38:55):
It works. They just like because I think they smell.
I think they smell the people. Yeah, well, this guy's
dad just let him go.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
He saved him, and it went on to another nine seasons.
I hope the man was eating more.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
They might be on more than that. I think, I
seriously think they might be on eleven or twelve. Yeah,
it's it's it's.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Why how are people still watching that show?

Speaker 1 (39:15):
It's don't don't don't watch shame people are I'm just
saying a good question.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
I was following your lead. First of all, Yeah, you
were hating it too, that's fair.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
We got some talking about.

Speaker 21 (39:30):
Yeah, for the zombie apocalypse, I'd probably head up to
Mount Hood, you know, somewhere really cold, because if you
think about it, everything has a freezing point, and those
zombies they could be alive, but they would be frozen solid.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
They'd be dead simples all over the place.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Long enough, that's a good idea to.

Speaker 6 (39:53):
Freeze over, which I'm guessing wouldn't take very long.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Yeah, yeah, I like to just turn him into ice pops,
I like it, and be up there freezing. Yeah, I'm
gonna fire, I know.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
But yeah, you have the wherewithal to use that wood
that guy had in the truck to make him fin that.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
One guy, he's gonna be nice to. Oh you guys
need to see hilarious more talk facs coming in where
it'd be a good place to hold up in a
zombie apocalypse.

Speaker 22 (40:18):
I would definitely hide at the DMV because even zombies
don't want to hear that joke.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
Man, Is that on a lappy tappy?

Speaker 1 (40:25):
I feel like the bottom we're just hear that. Yeah,
it's more to you.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
Zombie apocalypse high out in Laska with the Natives olive
on fish.

Speaker 8 (40:34):
Those things have to freeze, right, we can't keep going
they free solid.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
I do like the idea of getting there frozen zombie.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
And that's probably why it's always in Atlanta or something
because when it's on TV, because that would be too easy.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
But weren't the White Walker zombies. Who's to say they
survive in the coal?

Speaker 1 (40:52):
That is true, that is very true, special zombies. Uh
Laura finally referencing a recent show.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Ha ha, see what I did.

Speaker 12 (41:01):
I agree with the escape routes. You know, when I'm uh,
I do the track control stuff, and when I'm on
the road, I always have at least two escape routes.
I think that it's a great plan for a zombie
apocalypse to always know you have two escape routes.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
At least two escape routes, And.

Speaker 12 (41:22):
Everybody needs to watch zombie Land and learn the rules
of zombie Land.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
It's true, there are some rules. You gotta cardio, you know,
double tap all that that's interesting to everywhere you go
to have two exit strategies.

Speaker 5 (41:38):
I don't mean my mind doesn't work like that makes sense?

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Yeaheah, I remember, you know, after there's been so many
terrible tragedies, you know, shooting, mass shootings and stuff. Movie
theater after after that, I remember thinking sitting down in
the theater, going, Okay, there's the exits if yeah, night
pop off. I definitely did that post Batman. Yeah's exactly,
That's exactly what I was talking about. Anyway, more talk
backs through the app.

Speaker 23 (42:00):
It was so bird Crew the zombie Apocalypse. I'd go
to like Alberson's distribution.

Speaker 9 (42:04):
Center or the fred Meyer one.

Speaker 23 (42:07):
I think you could lay low for quite some time
until the power shut off. And even then some stuff
in the fraser would be good for a while too,
And if not, you have time to find a better place.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Yeah, how long until the power shuts off? That's a
good question, because if nobody's maintaining the system, the grid, yeah, like, yeah,
something's gonna I don't know.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
And the zombies are probably the least your problem. At
the grocery store, it's Derek from.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Down the streets.

Speaker 5 (42:32):
It's also here for grapes, wine, and burrito.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
You've got to go quick. If something like as soon
as you go, as soon as you see someone get bit,
you got to go to like a convenience store.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
You're going to see the worst in humanity during this time,
because everyone's going to be running over each other to
get what they think is there.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
I think Drew W'd be one of those guys. Just
leave leave me in a parking lot by myself. No
way we'd fight it out. Let's go to Syrian Steve.
Good morning, Syrian Steve.

Speaker 24 (42:56):
Good morning God.

Speaker 12 (42:57):
How are we doing today?

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Pretty good?

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Man?

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Do you know how long the grid would last once
like people disappeared? How long would the power stay on?

Speaker 13 (43:04):
Oh?

Speaker 24 (43:05):
I would I would say probably no more in a week,
maybe two weeks max.

Speaker 9 (43:10):
That's it.

Speaker 24 (43:10):
I thought, well, how the generators are, how the generators
are going, and it takes more thing just water going
through a damn, you know, to keep that things going,
so the generators might dry up or you know, I
might take a little bit longer. I'm not sure, but
I'll tell you I think it will be what. I
don't know if I heard somebody say that, but I

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think a prison will be pretty really good.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yeah, people state No, that just sounds unpleasant to me.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
You just got to clear the zombies out, which we
saw on The Walking Dead is no easy task, that's
the problem. Yeah, all right, Steve, thanks for the calling.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
I love you guys too.

Speaker 7 (43:47):
Brother.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
There's just so many people trying to get involved in
this topic. Yeah, there's a lot of zombie it's tannered
you and Lauren. Good morning.

Speaker 13 (43:54):
Morning.

Speaker 19 (43:56):
So, uh, I would go to the Stacebook data center
out in Praneville, Oregon.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
What center?

Speaker 19 (44:03):
Facebook data center?

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Of Facebook data center?

Speaker 2 (44:07):
I didn't know they had.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
I don't. Oh interesting, So why would you go there?

Speaker 6 (44:10):
Is it just? Oh?

Speaker 13 (44:13):
I used to work out there.

Speaker 19 (44:15):
It's five hundred thousand square foot cement buildings. There's only
a couple entrances, there's solar there, there's generators there.

Speaker 13 (44:25):
You could live, you could you could farm easily out there, right,
and can.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Have access to all your friends on Facebook.

Speaker 6 (44:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Why what else is out there? What secrets do you
know about that place?

Speaker 5 (44:36):
Well, I can't tell you on the air change the
boys and everything.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
If if all our voices will help you all down here,
I promise we won't tell you about that place.

Speaker 13 (44:48):
Okay, uh no, it's five hundred thousand there's well when
I worked there, there's two five hundred thousand square foot
concrete buildings and it's just full of data or servers.
So it's a server.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Okay, he's got all your right.

Speaker 13 (45:04):
But yeah, it's yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Is that where Zak is going to be hanging out.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
He's got his own guarantee, that's his own bunker, he
admitted it.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Yeah, yeah, and probably ones that we don't even know about. Thanks, Bro,
appreciate it. The thing is about all these places. You're
not the only ones thing of these places. So you're
gonna have to fight off not just zombies, but people
who want your spot.

Speaker 5 (45:24):
Like you're gonna walk into the Walmart bunker, I don't
think so. They've got a guy at the door. Who's
to say, and I don't think so with a sniper right.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Yeah, you're dead within like twenty miles. Then, yeah, you.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
Didn't even you wouldn't even smell the place pop dusted.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
That's why I say, if you can't be to join him, Zaiya,
Laura is just like, this is why joined just join
the zombies.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
You guys are gonna run around for three weeks and
then die. Jesus, so it happened. Yeah, hey, back, all right.
Coming up next, we're gonna play the five and ten game.
And I'm sorry we didn't get a chance to get
to everybody. Everyone's texting and sending talkbacks in.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
But I know people are so passionate about this topic.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
We all need to survive as a group. Well, we've
all thought about it, let's be honest. Yeah, all right,
Coming up next, we'll play the five and ten game
for tickets to go see uh or just to go
to the barbecue fest at alone, which means we need
collers ten and eleven right now, age six, six, four, four, five,
one oh five nine is a phone number. We'll give
you a category and then you'll have ten seconds to
name five things in that category for the tickets. All right,

(46:21):
that's coming up next. It's standard Jew and Laura on
the Brew Happy Thursday.

Speaker 7 (46:26):
You're listening to Drew and Laura Dinner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 22 (46:32):
Hey Brew group Zombie Apocalyps headed out to Vernonia.

Speaker 7 (46:37):
My sister lives out there.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
Just hunker down, read Don style and with the little
zombie twist, just take them out, all.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Right, Vernonia, he says, Vernonia, His sister lives out there.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
Drew.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
I do feel like it would be red Don style though,
you know, like if you if you were out there
in the woods and you could lay on a hilltop
with a snipe be yeah, you could if you had
enough people you could defend the land a few more
talk facts.

Speaker 25 (47:05):
Happy, there's a recruitment. Do you hear zombie apocalypse. I
would go up to the Silcox Hut, which is sitting
about you know, seven thousand feet above up on mounta Hood,
which is above Timberline Lodge.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
Yeah, the Silkox Hut.

Speaker 25 (47:20):
That would be a great place to hang out and
hold out. Did see them common if they ever did
walk on snow? But they can't, So Silcox Hut all
the way later.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Thanks d What about uh, what about that mansion up
on the hill Pick Mansion, Yeah, the Pittic Mansion. That'd
be like you have to it. It needs some updates.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Yeah, right now, it's kind of it's beautiful. They don't
build them like they use.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Some think it has Wi Fi.

Speaker 5 (47:43):
It's a sitting duck too. You know, it's all open
land right to that house that has one pane windows.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
And yeah, but you could you know, you can put
what maybe like four to five so you know, that's
a beautiful place to die. That's not the place that
you know, the gates are far away from the house.
Like there's got to be like a land, you know,
build a moat or something.

Speaker 5 (48:01):
Now they got big old parking lots, so you would
have a gap between you and them.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Yeah, it can be done. We got more talk backs
through the app.

Speaker 9 (48:08):
Hey.

Speaker 12 (48:08):
So the good thing about you know, zombie Zombie Apocalypse
is you know, going to Disneyland, disney World.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
No lines, that's true, Yeah, I mean operator, is there
somebody to stop the thing? Yeah, because we keep going
around and around.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
And also you don't know that, I mean other people
might be having the same idea.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Oh yeah, it might be for sure.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Packed at Disneyland might.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Be one of the bloodiest places to be when the
things go down.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
When zombie Goofy shows up to nobody thinking about all that.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Yeah, I know you can never do it because of copyright,
but how cool would that be in a movie? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Well, I mean Pooh, Blood and Honey or whatever, remember that. Yeah,
I'm always I was gonna say, just let the copy.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
They kind of did it with Zombie Lane, but I
mean in Disneyland. Yeah that would be So that would
be neat all. Right, let's play this game, the five
and ten game. Talk about zombies all day. We're gonna
give you a category and then you're gonna have ten
seconds to name five things in that category. For the
tickets to Alani's Barbecue Fest, go to Andrea and Amboy.

(49:12):
Good morning, Andrea, good money, good money. Where would you
hold up?

Speaker 16 (49:19):
I'm sorry, I was that.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Where would you hold up in a zombie apocalypse?

Speaker 10 (49:24):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (49:24):
I would be eating alive?

Speaker 6 (49:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Yeah, yeah, we'd be together in that. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
Well, somebody's got to get eaten. Well, we're running right,
like someone said, got to be that first kill.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Thank you for your sacrifice, Yeah, exactly, appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Whatever, we're coming for you next. Watch out.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
All right, Andrea, you know how the game's played, correct, Yes,
all right. Today your category is rock singers. You have
ten seconds to name five rock singers. Your time begins now.

Speaker 16 (49:54):
Oh gosh, Aerosmith and.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Oh god, why zero Tyler, Kurt Cobain.

Speaker 26 (50:09):
Yeah, Mick Jagger, Yeah, going a little all right, it's
a little like you did have something there eventually.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Yeah, all right. Sorry, you got to listen to us
to give your tickets to somebody who did absolutely nothing.
They're just sitting on the other line listening to you lose.
And that person's name is Jason. Good morning, Jason, morning
brew crew. Hey man, you're going to the barbecue festered
a line. Awesome, Sorry Andrea.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Okay and thank you.

Speaker 5 (50:42):
That was full brain lock. Yeah, Strakes, Jason.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Just for poohs and giggles, could you name five rock
singers in ten seconds?

Speaker 20 (50:51):
Let's go David Grayman, Rob Zombie, Kurt Cobain, Uh, Marilyn Manson, Yeah, man, that.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Would have that's a little faster. So many, but you
usually think of the band.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Band and get the name off. Can't say Scott Staff,
Fred Durst.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Scott Savage, that's the first er.

Speaker 13 (51:19):
Really is a rock singer?

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Hang on, Arguments, Zach Rel, Hang on the phone. We'll
get you guys information. You'll have another chance at tickets tomorrow.
And the line one of five dot com stories. It's
time to go around the room sharing what we think
the biggest stories of the day are.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Laurie, you want to kick it off, I will kick
it off. I think the big story is that you
may have seen Portland mascots are getting a lot of
love on the late night circuit lately. On Tuesday Night,
Stephen Colbert did a feature on the Portland Bangers, which
is our new pre professional men's soccer team, and the
mascot is a creepy sausage man.

Speaker 27 (52:02):
Meanwhile, in Oregon, a local soccer team called the Portland Bangers,
has unveiled their new mascot, saucy Tea Sausage ahead of
their debut game.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Let's take a look.

Speaker 9 (52:12):
Oh my god.

Speaker 27 (52:16):
Not only is he horrifying, he's wearing his own children
as hair. According to the team spokesbanger, saucy Tea Sausage
is known for his slightly overcooked ego, constant flexing, and
belief that he's Portland's sexiest piece of meat. I'm not
sure if this says sexy. I think it says I'm

(52:38):
about to commit a home invasion.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Yeah, if you want to see the Bangers in action.
By the way, their debut game is tomorrow, and we've
got that clip on our Instagram at one of a
five nine the Brew if you want to see it.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
Yeah, pretty creative because it's the same people as the
Portland Pickles, right, and they've been creative forever.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Yeah, it's a great little mascot. He does look creepy,
but that's what's funny about it, you know. I like
it when these teams just go all out and do
silly things with their mascots.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
I didn't know pre professional soccer was even a thing,
let alone something that would make it all the way
to late night television. So yeah, hats off for the marketing.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
I think the big story of the day is Yelp
has compile a compiled a list of the top twenty
five burger brands in America. What's the best burger place,
the best burger chain in the United States.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
I've got a couple in my mind, like, who do
you think My two favorites are In and Out and
Shake Shack, But mcdee's should reign supreme.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Probably it's probably going to be in and Out.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
In and Out comes in at number one for the
top burger chain in the United States. The Habit Burger
Grill is at two. I guess Habit Burger.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
I got a Habit and it's big Burgers. I don't
know what Habit Burger is me. I'm feeling left out
all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Shake Shack is on the list, Culver's is on there,
and Island Restaurants around the top five. Interesting those are
those all sound delicious? I could go for a double
smasher right now.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Apparently there's a Habit Burger in Vancouver.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Okay, yeah, well that said too so interesting. By the way,
Shakeshack also has a fried pickle. It's their first side
in twenty years.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Well I love fried pickles.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
So just a little fast food news for you, But
there it is. And announce the number one burger chain
in America, and it's it's good to know that we've
you know, we've got some in Oregon. Now we're going
more in Portland. More please, so that means the lines
will be a little less insane.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
Yeah, it'd be nice just to be able to pull
up like a normal place and eat all right one
day you next, Oh yeah, sorry, I'm just thinking about
burgers and the big story to me. A theater chain
announces one dollar kids movies for the summer. Now there
are some stipulations, but Regal Cinemas, who has four hundred
multiplexes across the country with fifty seven hundred screens, is

(54:47):
going to offer Tuesday and Wednesday mornings dollar movies. But
they'll be family friendly movies, not necessarily new releases like
It's gonna kick off with Puss and Boots on June
tenth and sing two. But if you want to get
the experience and it's just too much to do it.
Your kids are gonna have fun one way or another.
Tape some candy to their back. Just get in there. Yeah,

(55:09):
it'll have some fun for cheap.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
All right, more of those stories at one of five
nine in the dot com. That's also the place you're
gonna need to go to one one thousand dollars. But
you're gonna need a keyword here it is you're.

Speaker 7 (55:18):
Listening to or Drew and Laura Drew and.

Speaker 20 (55:21):
Laura La.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Happy Thursday. Oh my goodness, I got so much to
do this weekend. I'm not really going anywhere I wanted
to go camping or you know, I just didn't book anything.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Yeah, this happens everywhere every too. You're like, I'm gonna
try to find a camping spot. I'm like, bro, it
is too.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Because I'm still I'm still in like the mode we're
twenty years ago. You could just go it's nineteen ninety
six right now. In my head. You could just go
out and find a park and find a camping spot.
But you can't do that anymore. You got a book wait.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
At my campsite for Crater Lake has been booked since
like January, and I'm not even going for another three months.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Yeah, I should have gone ahead of it, all right,
some judging me, Yeah I should have done that, but
I don't. And he doesn't have the spot. He's just
letting you know that. Yeah, and I'm many, you know what,
I am going to judge udge.

Speaker 5 (56:07):
Yeah, And granted we only get camping spots because Amy
does what you're doing over there, I'm like, oh, yeah,
it's January, why are you planning camping?

Speaker 1 (56:16):
And every year I'm like, oh, I should have booked
a spot. So you're right, Laurd, You're right. But you know,
this weekend, I'm going to do a lot of chores.
I'm excited to vacuum because I got a new Bistle.
You guys, oh you did it? Whistle did it? We
were talking about vacuuming, you know, and a lot of
I had more listeners recommend Bissles. Is that my say
it right?

Speaker 9 (56:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:35):
Basically yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Yeah. Then the other vacuum did you go to costcar?
Did you get it online? I got it on Amazon. Nice.
It was like thirty percent off, so I said a
little bit of cash, but it's it's built for animals,
and so I'm looking forward to vacuuming this weekend, which
God is talking about chores here in the studio and
which ones you like to do at the house. You know,
we were talking to Felipa Sparza last week and he
was talking about the chores that he's responsible for, which

(56:57):
is basically nothing. I think he took care like some
recite going bottles or something. Yeah, but he didn't really
do anything. His wife took care of most of that stuff.
But there are some things that you like, you love
to do, right, Like I love the vacuum. I have
to have those lines in the carpet. It just gives
me peace. So you want to know what you love
to do or what you have to do. We're both
like light. You kind of have to love what you

(57:17):
have to do.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Yeah, yeah, I guess we just feel like you're designated.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
What's your chore?

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Yeah? Eight six, six, four four, five one five nine,
what's what's yours? I love the vacuum, so it will
always be my chore. But beef waters are something that
you like to do with the house.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
I don't love to do any of it. I love
the way it feels when it's done.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Yeah, so's the task I don't.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
Really enjoy any of it. I don't like go like, man,
I really got a hanker into vacuum.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Are you the dishwasher guy or I hate the vacuum guy?

Speaker 4 (57:44):
Yeah, I do all of it. I hate seeing dishes
in the sink, so I'll take care of those if
I see him. I don't want to see dog hair
on my floor. So if I have to go and
bust out the vacuum and take care of it, but
I don't go like, man, what should I do?

Speaker 9 (57:57):
Well?

Speaker 4 (57:57):
Vacuum sounds like a dream right now.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
He's got a little lot of CD in him, though
he likes those lines.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Yeah, it's good. It's a very but it's because it's satisfying.

Speaker 10 (58:06):
Right.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Oh yeah, I feel like I'm thinking about it now,
and man, you should just have one here. You can back.
You walked in and immediately got stressed, and then I
just started thinking of vacuumting that and I chilled out.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
It's like one of those you know, those little like
the little zen gardens with the rake in the sand.
I feel like you need one of those. But like
with carpeting and a little vacuum.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
I have nineteen of them in every room of the house.
I've got three, so yeah, I like it a lot.
It's very relaxing. But what's your chore? What's something that
you do at the house, whether you like it or
love it. What's what's your thing? Before we go to
the phone, Drew, What's what's yours? I am the garbage
recycling and yard debreak guy at our house, so.

Speaker 5 (58:47):
Things go in the garbage throughout the week.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
But if if garbage, if the garbage bags full, it's
not like who's gonna take it?

Speaker 5 (58:54):
That's that is my task to take the garbage. And
a lot of our tasks at the house are very
our kick, you know, it's like her tasks are more
like the traditional lady tasks. And if it's like manual
labor or garbage, that's my task now is it even
not even close?

Speaker 1 (59:10):
But I appreciate all the effort, Laura. You live by yourself,
so you know it's mostly I mean, I do all.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
The chores, but one that I really enjoyed, which I
don't get to do now because I don't have a yard.
Mowing the lawn was always my job and like, don't
you dare try to take that away from me for
the same reason, you like vacuuming. I just like the
lines and I like the way a nice freshly mode.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
I see a dude on Instagram that is like I
would say obsessed. I know people throw that word around,
but you open up his garage and he's got like
a row of various mowers to get his lawn just perfect.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Is absolutely like a golf course.

Speaker 5 (59:48):
Reads like a haircut when they got the different clips
and adjustments.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
He must be a groundskeeper somewhere or what, cause it's
like he's using machinery I've never even seen before.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Yeah, but I mean for some people, it's not just
like a responsibility. It's a hobbit pride and jewel.

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
I love that your favorite chore is something you don't do, Laura,
because you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Have no grass.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
I know, I know, but I then that's what I said.
But I do have to do all the other choice
chores regarding right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
So let's go to Alexander.

Speaker 16 (01:00:12):
Good morning, sir, Hey, good morning, how are you guys?

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Good man? Tell us what your do you like to
do or just what's your what's your chore?

Speaker 16 (01:00:21):
Well, I'm with Laura too on the on the yard work.
I love my yard work, but I would say for
like an actual chore, because that's more of a hobby.
I honestly don't mind doing the laundry. I love doing
the laundry.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Really, even the folding part. That's my least favorite part
of laundry.

Speaker 9 (01:00:33):
M hm.

Speaker 16 (01:00:35):
Well I have two kids, so I just throw theirs
in little piles. But yeah, I fold all our others
and I was like, shoot, I could open up business
to doing people's laundry.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Hey, I hate like I end up just putting it
on a pile and then throwing it in the dryer
when I need to wear it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
And I don't know how he throws the kids stuff
in a pile like that they just sent They look
like you pulled your kid out of a garbage can.
Like my kids close you and they're so little that
you have to like, you know, it's like a minifold job.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
It is.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Hate doing kids.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
The secret.

Speaker 16 (01:01:03):
The secret is they have tubs, so you got tubs
or their shirts, their pants and all that, so you
just throw them in there. I'm not going to fold
their little wash rags.

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
They basically are that side.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Thanks Alexander, we appreciate the call.

Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
I got some text messages coming in this one says,
I actually love to mow and we'd eat, crack a
few coldies and then go to town on the on the.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
Early Yeah, I don't mind yard work, especially when it's
creeping into that time of day where it's okay to
have alcohol.

Speaker 7 (01:01:31):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Zero nine ninety two says they enjoy organizing closets and cabinets.
That's their chores.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
I like that too.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
It's like tetris for me. Yeah, it's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
My problem is I do it and then like three
days later it's all messed up again. I'm like, damn it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
Yeah, Just there's so much clutter in the drawers. Especially
with my girls, it looks like my desk back in school,
you know, just jammed. You need to throw it all
away when they're at school.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
I just think that's a habit of us as Americans.
That's what we do. Like we just hang on onto stuff,
and you have cupboards full of things that you never
ask it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
I got to do a yard sale because I have junk.
I sometimes we'll find John and I go what And
I will say it out loud. Why do I have
this name?

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
Is in my attic. I've still got a double stroller
in my attic. I'm never gonna it's never gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
See the light of day, and should put it up
for free and then talk about.

Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
It because it's just one of those items that people
don't want. Like once.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
When you put it on, why nothing, somebody will swoop it.

Speaker 16 (01:02:23):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
I'll take a sketchy stroller.

Speaker 16 (01:02:26):
What the heck?

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
I'll trust the sketchy stroller with my child and good
Will won't take any of that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
That's I mean, a sketchy stroller is probably better than
no stroller at all, to.

Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
Ask if it's a double someone making bad decisions and
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Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
What's what's your chore?

Speaker 22 (01:02:44):
I'm responsible for the cat box and the laundry. We
kind of split up some of the other stuff. But
on a side note, when my kid was really little,
she was fascinated with vacuums.

Speaker 6 (01:02:57):
Everywhere we went. First question she asked, can I see
your vacuum?

Speaker 22 (01:03:01):
Whenever we went out to eat, Wow, the servers would
let her vacuum the restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
And now she's a janitor. That's yeah, she has trained.
That's that kind of cute though, Get I see your vacuum.

Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
That's so cool that they're doing it at the restaurant
Janson Beach.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
There used to be like a riding mower, but it
was a riding vacuum cleaner. And I would look at
that dude and go like, that's the job. It's that'd
be sweet just to cruise the mall, just vacuum on
a ride on vacuum.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
I do think like along those same lines. Well, I
mean a little bit different, I guess, but like driving
a zamboney, he's.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
Super cool, so much great.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Ninety one nine seven is a McLoughlin Chevrolet text line,
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Speaker 9 (01:03:39):
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Speaker 5 (01:03:45):
The Pacers came back and shocked the New York Knicks,
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and then Tyrese Haliburton putting two hands on his neck,
simulating the old move from Reggie Miller when he did
it to New York nearly twenty five thirty years ago.
Now he's living up to the hypermember. And I brought
this up a bunch because I think it's hilarious. Voted

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most overrated by his peers, and then has turned around
and done nothing but just put daggers in every superstar
in his way ever since I had money on the
guy last night, got a little greedy, put too many
legs on it. But I'm starting to believe in mister
Halliburton's abilities. Tom Thibodeau, though the coach for the Knicks
who blew a seventeen point lead, had this to say

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about getting it together.

Speaker 10 (01:04:31):
We have to take a look at the film, make
our corrections, and then we got to change quickly for
game two. We got to be ready for game two,
and that's all you look at. So you have to
take disappointment turn that into more determination, which is the.

Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
Same thing that Timberwolves will look to do tonight against
Okase as they want to get even.

Speaker 6 (01:04:47):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:04:48):
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website this morning. We want to know what's your chore?

Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
What are you responsible for at the house, and what
do you just enjoy doing? Where your calls after Beck
it's Tanner to do and Laura on the.

Speaker 7 (01:05:35):
Brew here listening you Danner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Happy Thursday. Want to know what your chore is? If
you like to do chores, I mean, obviously nobody really
loves to do chores, but you know, if there's one
that you have to do, you're going to find something
you kind of enjoy. It's a little more satisfying in
something you hate.

Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
You find joy in your own agony. Right, I got
to find a way through it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
And I just like to vacuum.

Speaker 6 (01:06:02):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
I love to have the lines in my carpet. I
love it so much. So Yeah, that's my chore.

Speaker 24 (01:06:09):
I do it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
I probably should do it every day because of my
dog Cooper. But to every other day you.

Speaker 5 (01:06:14):
Would have crushed. In a different life a custodian, you
would have been the one with a smile, would be
the best.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
We got some text coming in. This one's from sixty
nine ninety six. It says they love to mope. You
can come over and mop my floors because I hate mopping. Yeah,
apartment is hardwood.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:28):
I was required to mop as a house duty in college,
and it is tedious, especially if the floor is actually dirty,
like you have to mop. Then you have to clean
the water multiple times, because if you clean of ground
with dirty mop water, it's worse than it starts.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
I don't know how you're a saint. It's tough.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
I I you know.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
I got hardwoods on the main floor and I gotta
scrub those once a week, and dude, I am sweaty
and hot afterwards. Like it's I got it. It's all situation.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Pain because you like mop the floor, and then you
mop yourself into a corner and then you have to
stand there and wait for the floor to dry.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
I mot myself right out the front door and then
before I do it, I open the back door and
try to get some airflow, because that's.

Speaker 5 (01:07:13):
I constantly get hazede I'll open the door and take
two steps in only to hear floors.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Yeah, these scamper backwards ninety six sixty one says my
favorite chor is doing the kiddi litter. My girlfriend hates it,
but I would. I love dropping it in the in
the genie and making the same nice little lines in
the litter when I'm done.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Okay, so he's got like a semi automatic situation going.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
He probably does it every day. You know they drop
it in a diaper genie. Is that how they disco
That's what you're saying, Yeah, the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Yeah, I don't mind. I think the problem with litter
is when you let it go too long and then
it's a chore. But if you do it every day,
it's not so bad.

Speaker 5 (01:07:51):
Who enjoys duke?

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
And though I mean that's a special kind of guy,
it's my favorite thing.

Speaker 6 (01:07:55):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
I like to duke Sometimes I get off work and
like I need to relax. Hopefully they got to tell me.
I wonder if you could turn that into a business though,
because there are companies that will come to your house
to pick up the dog.

Speaker 6 (01:08:05):
Dog.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Maybe you could go to people's houses and.

Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
Go doke out. Maybe in his past life he was
a gold miner.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
Yeah, he's just I Sipped by Nature ninety six sixty
one says, oh I read that. Twenty three ninety six
says my job is the garage and outside of the house.
And uh, what I love to do is clean my garage.
You love to clean and organize and make it look
perfect tools and all I do, like, you know, I
don't do it all the time, but it is nice

(01:08:32):
to get your tools all organized, everything set perfect where
it looks like you could just take a picture of it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
And yeah, I do think like when I drive by
somebody's house and the garage door is open and it's organized,
I'm always like, well, they've got their their life together,
you know, because there's nothing much better than an organized garage.

Speaker 5 (01:08:49):
And it is the fastest thing to become unorganized, you know, Joe,
you line up all the bikes over here, and you
got this stuff over here, and then the next.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Day, especially multiple humans just drop it and go, drop
it and go.

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
It also becomes your overflow area. Maybe you got some
boxes that need to get broken down. Just shuffle them
out to the garage. We'll get to it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Yeah, I'll put them here for now.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
Thank you for displacing my area. I appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Got another talk back message, Drew.

Speaker 6 (01:09:15):
You always got to sweep those floors first, keep that
water a little cleaner.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Yeah, I vacuum. I vacuum the hardwood before before I'm
op it. Eighteen year old me was like, what am
I supposed to be doing? Get it over with. Yeah.
I did the same thing as a kid. This one
from eighty two nineteen says titco here and I love
splitting wood. We hear our house, we hear our house.
We het our house with wood out in Welch, Okay.

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So he's out there chopping wood all the time. Now
it's one of those deals where it's fun recreationally for me.
But if it was our source of heat, I think
I'd be like, oh man again, Yeah it's Jenny. I
would just spend like a whole day, get a bunch
on chop chop. Let's go to Taylor. Good morning Taylor.

Speaker 3 (01:09:59):
Hey, what is my My mind is when people build
a house and they've got a two car garage, their
cars are parked outside and their garage is full of
all their crap.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Yeah, that's me, That's that's every person. I feel like,
that's my neighbor's garage is a sty and it makes
me feel much better about my situation. And a lot
of people need that space.

Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
You're like, you're falling out the gills at my house.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
You can't park it car. My garage is a gym,
a shop, a photography studio exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:10:28):
It's a lot of things, and it's a wreck area.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
Uh yeah. I told my girlfriend. I said, hey, we're
not stacking this place for a good full box. They said,
you've got a shop there on the back. Both the
rate get parked to here. We don't have to scrape windows.
You know, we can warm the cars.

Speaker 24 (01:10:43):
Up of the door open, so move.

Speaker 28 (01:10:46):
Wait.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
So you got a two car garage, do you allow
half of the garage to be stacked with stuff or
do you require from there?

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
She parked your car on the other side, and then
there's a.

Speaker 24 (01:10:58):
Shop there in the back.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
I got my freezer, I got my girlfriend's got.

Speaker 24 (01:11:03):
Her big rear toolbox.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
We've got all of our canning supplies and our canned
goods outside in the garage and uh.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
No, it's pretty well organized, very organized altar raising, butch
our own chickens.

Speaker 13 (01:11:16):
I mean it's awesome, that's great.

Speaker 5 (01:11:18):
Where do I put the nine bikes in your garage?
That's the problem, you know, it's like that's small.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
That's what I used to do my old garage. That
was nice.

Speaker 5 (01:11:27):
My garage has a has a an indented attic in it,
so there's no hanging anything from the ceiling.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
He also did he say you hang him in the barn,
So it sounds like he's got another.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
Option too, down and if you do, then you have
nineteen sheds that you do have.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
A lot of sheds.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Yeah, that's that's winterized.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
You need a bike shed.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
Yeah, just taught me.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
Hey, hey taught me. You know everybody that goes in
the summer shed.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
Yeah, there are there are many sheds. Eighteen eighty says,
get an eye robot vacuum and you come home to
clean four it's the price.

Speaker 5 (01:12:00):
I got one and I didn't not as productive as you, hope.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
I mean it's kind of nice. I come home and
I can see like the like the layer of hair
has been taken off, but it think breaks all the time.
It's stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
It just goes.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
You think it would map itself out and do the
same thing each time.

Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
It doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
And half the time it won't like dock and it'll
be like it'll make noises. I'll come home and it's
just it's just like eating up half of a rug,
you know, like like the cat toys. Yeah yeah, and
it just gets stuck somewhere, rolled over a poop like.

Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
Better it'd be stuck then move about the rest.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
Some more stories about it dragging a dude. This text
message wants to know if we ever convinced Casey to
show shows his toesies. Oh wow, where are anything? He
just took us for a turn. Okay, I appreciate you.
But they want to know what about those toes? But
the answer is what what about them? We haven't really
discussed it, to be honest with you, nor should we. Well,

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people want are interested in you. You've got a toenail fungus.

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
Three people are interested before there's.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
The guy who just asked, and then everyone in here.
Yeah I want to see him because Casey says he's
given up on like trying to get them healed. I've
heard that there's there's you all sorts of give up
on life. Why oh, I say that, because you don't
have to live with those toenails. I've never seen him.
But when we did a bit where we all got
into like a water tank and people were throwing balls
at the tank.

Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
And just sent that talk back. Thank you very much
for this. By the way, Drew saw one another thing
in the rest of your life.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
Drew saw the toes and said it and mentioned it
on the air that his toes were gnarly, and I
was like, well, we can, we can fix that.

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
Yeah, And I granted I did have a like it
was a slight glance. I didn't get a great look
at them. That's why I wanted another.

Speaker 4 (01:13:43):
Leg browbeating about it for the rest of eternity.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
But here here's something that's interesting that I want you
to take into consideration, because we've talked about it multiple times.
I got a suggested post that popped up on Facebook.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
I'm not joking. I took a screen.

Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
I'm not joking either, because half of my Instagram feed
is toenail repair.

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
So everybody's getting hit with it right now, But so
they I watched an infomercial for beef because I want
I do want it figs good and the old medicines,
you are right, they have crazy side effects and a
lot of bad things that can happen.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
There is a clip on light.

Speaker 5 (01:14:17):
There's a brand new serum that that is actually has
a UFC fighter endorsing it for fixing his feet, and
I just want you to look into it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
We would like you to look into it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
You had me at serum.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
It's it just is. It just goes on the toe.
Now you just drip it on the toe and then
over time it gets fixed. I mean you can do.
But all jokes aside. It might be the new miracle.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
Thing maybe, So send me a link.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
I will.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
Okay, Okay, here's a question.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
There's one more question with that. That's good. I'm black.
I'm glad you're open.

Speaker 5 (01:14:47):
To that because there's one more question that goes with that,
and that is what kind of toenail?

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
They asked me, honestly, which one you are? I thought
you were a top left, maybe a top right. Does
it say what kind of totos are?

Speaker 5 (01:14:59):
The thickness and brittle nail is the first one, the
discoloration yellow brown and white spot nail.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
There's the half and half and then the stinky nail.
Do you have a stack? Which one do you have?

Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
So mine would make the stinky nail look like an improvement?

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
Oh oh, how bad?

Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
Are they?

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Just show us the toes?

Speaker 4 (01:15:18):
I want it. I want you to think exactly that way.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
No, but but is it something that could be fixed?
It looks like is they're gonna need to know to
dial in the ointments?

Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
Yeah it would. It would be the probably the worst
that they've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
So your toes are that bad?

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
Maybe?

Speaker 7 (01:15:34):
How long?

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
How long have you had this condition?

Speaker 6 (01:15:36):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
Boy, fifty three years?

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
You're not fifty three years old.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
I know that's the crazy part.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
So you've had it most of your life? I'm assuming Yeah,
I was born with it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
Okay, now you're Josh, you're just mess all right?

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
So how long? So I'm saying, if he's had it
for twenty years.

Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
I bet probably at least fifteen fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
Just be honest with us, I have no idea ten
years track?

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
How long?

Speaker 5 (01:15:58):
When's the last time you were at a pool with
your feet out?

Speaker 23 (01:16:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
Come on now, Thursday? So you're okay with showing him.

Speaker 5 (01:16:05):
And now he's just talking out of his ass.

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
None of this is real. This is for your own health.

Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
I know, because this is how fun it is for
me to have this conversation.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
So I guess all day, guess well, you've got a
birthday coming up, beef Water, expect to be getting some serum.

Speaker 4 (01:16:23):
Pedicure.

Speaker 5 (01:16:23):
So when we're gonna send you a link and you
have to fill out like this survey. And so it
was making me very uncomfortable because I was having to
pretend to be him, and I exited out and screenshouted it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
I just can't.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
It was real gross. But this is going to help you.
You don't have to live like this anymore. You don't
have to walking on the on the walk that there
were some pain there, dude, that was all hip Well,
I'm sure your toes were grinding against the shoes. It
was the shoes were out of We're completely stuff because
I got right.

Speaker 4 (01:16:55):
I think I don't respect.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
I think they grow and kind of curl up, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
And to be fair, if your feet are bothering you
and you walk weird because of your feet, it can
also impact the hipsure.

Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
The only one that can feel my feet. You all
were telling me how they feel.

Speaker 5 (01:17:12):
That's what we're pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
I can see the way the walk you walk with pain.

Speaker 4 (01:17:16):
I mean we're close, but we're go.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
Look at the video. If you don't believe it's follow
us on Instagram at one of five nine to brew.
You'll see Casey's painful walk and it's clear that it's
his hips and his feet.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
His upper lip was getting a little sweat.

Speaker 4 (01:17:28):
One hip specifically, and nothing else.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
Show us if my toes were destroyed like that, and
and somebody were to say to me destroyed, No, this
is scared straight at this point.

Speaker 5 (01:17:41):
And all you had to do was drip a little
liquid on it and wiggle those.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Things on the couch. I'd be pouring it. I'd be
maybe a month or two. You could be cured. I
don't know why you get so like bent out of shape.

Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
We'll look at the see okay, we'll make a move
from it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
There's a million people out there that are suffering the
same thing, Mike g you could be an inspiration for them.

Speaker 4 (01:18:04):
Well, okay, we'll do that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
Show us your wooden toes.

Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
I will be the toe inspiration.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
Show us your gross and I've already told show us
your fungus feet principle. Show me your fungus feet.

Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
It won't happen.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
Why could we get at least get like some after
I know I'm not your dad, although I should be. Well,
he's your zaddy.

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
Knock some sense into you? Will you just show us
some wooden toes.

Speaker 6 (01:18:25):
Of a bit.

Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
We've had this conversation. I want to see them so bad,
and I told you at this point just had a principle.
It's never gonna have.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
I bet the skin flakes at the bottom.

Speaker 5 (01:18:33):
At the very least, are you willing to we could
be looking into it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
Would you use these erum?

Speaker 4 (01:18:38):
Yes? But at this point we could be walking across
the Sahara and I'd still be in wolf socks.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
You gotta show him, dude. You gotta at least give
me a before and after once they're cured. Once they're cured,
what about that? Give me give me this then you
wouldn't care stop being such a sour puss. If you
are being a sour puss, I'm trying to do this
for your health. We're trying to help you out and
you're getting your acting. What're you trying to get you
back on the beach. Listen, we have fine toes. It's
you're the one that has the problem. We're trying to help.

Speaker 7 (01:19:05):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
You guys do the same for.

Speaker 4 (01:19:07):
Me, my God, and do I ever love you? Bless
your hearts?

Speaker 28 (01:19:10):
O you there?

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
You see what he did there. But how about this,
if you, if you, if you heal your toes, we
could do a collab.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
What if we got you endorsements? What if we got
an endorsement that you know you keep it seriously? We
could get you an endorsement like, hey, it's beefwater for
the foot. Doctor. My my toes were busted. I had
the worst toes on the planet. They were so gross.
People would look at them and vomit. Not anymore, doctor, footman.
You know, maybe doctor.

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
It's a bit dramatic, but I appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
Imagine though, like a year from now, you could be
wearing flip flops and jeans to work.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
Just flopping all day all night.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Someone says, it's called I got the serum. It's called
it's called acid burn. Let's let's get those puppies off.
Said that, Yeah, just dip your in this cup. And
someone says, possible natural remedy. I heard someone cured their
toe fungus with soaking their feet in warm water with
a couple of drops of a regan oil.

Speaker 5 (01:20:10):
That seems like one of those a little bit of
snake oily there.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
I heard it one time, oil warm water, and I
gotta be honest. I want to see them so bad.
You have no idea? Can we put can we put
a pole up to see what the listeners think?

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
He's going to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
Just put the pull up. Just put the pull up
on Instagram out one of five nine the brewho let
me turn his microphone.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
And also, I'm going to put a stock photo of
somebody else's nasty toes, and they're all going to think
that maybe you should provide.

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
A f find the gnarliest picture you can find and
tell everyone that's beef water. I can't hear you. I
can't hear you. I'm turning wars mic off too, I'm
turning everything off. Okay, you'll have, you'll have. I'll give
you all off ten seconds go. I'm not not you're not.

Speaker 4 (01:20:57):
Going to just mute me? Okay, I gotta get over
that that offensive behavior a minute ago.

Speaker 5 (01:21:04):
If you could go back in time, would you erase
that text message that came in asking about your feet
five minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
Ago I'm sorry's ten seconds. We'll be back here.

Speaker 7 (01:21:15):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura Drew.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
And Laura Portland's rock Station one of five nine the Brew.
It's Danner, Drew and Laura Casey ran out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
Yeah, I mean, I can't say that I blame him.

Speaker 5 (01:21:29):
Yeah, he could see the torches when he chaps him
Douvia's Street.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
He's gonna come back though, in about thirty minutes for
another edition of Not Necessarily the News from beef Water Bay.
But I you know, I just I just want to
help him out. I'm try and I really am not
trying to embarrass him. I'm interested in seeing the toes.
I love that stuff. I don't know why. I look
at it on the internet. I like looking at people
with bad like toe fungus and like dead skin.

Speaker 5 (01:21:51):
And you were just looking you were just looking at
pus one minute ago.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
I don't know why. And also he's my friend and
I would like to see him get those fixed. Also,
I think it's hilarious. It's a lot of things.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
All it was he did take the information from you, Drew.
They died about that product.

Speaker 5 (01:22:10):
And the first thing he said is like he read
a review of is it doesn't live up to the hype.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
It's like, come on, go open mind. He's trying to
find any reason to not do it.

Speaker 5 (01:22:18):
Stay open minded, because if it's as simple as like,
I'm not trying to beg someone to take an internal
medication that isn't proven.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
But if it's just a cream or a lather, and
if it works, it works. And I know he doesn't
want to, if he's obviously self conscious about it. He
shouldn't live like this the rest of his life. So
why not get to take care of And if he
doesn't want to show me, fine, just do it before
and after shot, Like, once you've got it cured, then
let us see it. Yeah, because I feel like anything
I don't have any more.

Speaker 5 (01:22:41):
You guys can talk about whenever, right, because now you're
cured from it, it's no longer your insecurity.

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
Let's check. So we got a text from this person
from zero nine to six five and says, damn, if
he doesn't want to show you, guys, just drop it.
I love you guys, but chill. He's probably uncomfortable. Oh
he's uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
That's not the way we do things around here.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
Well, yeah, the each of his business.

Speaker 5 (01:23:02):
It's uncomfortable because it's not fixed yet. You know, it'll
be comfortable once he starts rubbing some stuff and.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
He can just take his toes down some flops, just
let him, just let him breathe. I mean the idea
breathing on like.

Speaker 5 (01:23:14):
A beach chair with your feet up and wind coming
through those toes.

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
I would discourage the flip flops, just because men shouldn't
wear flip flops.

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
So yeah, see, I know Canner doesn't wear him, but
in the sunshine, I'm not leaving my feet and shoes
all day long. You're gonna get flopped. I hey flops. Uh.
Then we got some talk back messages through where I
hurt radio at.

Speaker 29 (01:23:33):
So my big toe nol. I have like that fungal
thing underneath. It's all this colored and stuff like that.
I don't know if that's what you got, but my
brother had that on his toenails too, and he's got
really bad to where it kind of was giving them
problems and hurting them. He went to the doctor. They
gave him some kind of anti fungal antibiotic type of
thing a pill, and it's Peter good. Now he's totally

(01:23:55):
overall clear. It makes me all jelly and stuff home
on my clear.

Speaker 4 (01:24:01):
I got nice feet.

Speaker 6 (01:24:01):
Though.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
You don't have to live like that, Beef. I know
you're back there in the office listen, just stewing in
your stinky little chair. You don't have to live like that.

Speaker 5 (01:24:07):
Why are they still talking? Because it's all anti fungal
and it's a fungus. You just put anti fungal stuff
on a fungus to make it go well.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
And in the past he's been worried about side effects
of certain medications and may but I mean, if if
the serum works, and maybe give.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
That a some medicine out there. If one doesn't work,
you try something else. But no, he's just gonna let
those toes grow, like you know, he's just two stuff.
Like you ever seen people that survive nuclear like a
nuclear fallout. Yeah, this is ten years into living too
close to that, believe it or not. On those toes.
But I want to see him. I don't think he's
gonna show him, but maybe if people show us their

(01:24:43):
gross toes, like if you've got the toe fungus, take
a picture.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
This is some weird kink that you have. Tanner where
you're just it's a big scheme to try to get
people's got.

Speaker 9 (01:24:51):
A old file.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
I'm not gonna I'm not going to deny your toes.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
I'm not going to say no, but it would be
cool to know if somebody had that and fixed it.
Can someone who could can relate with Casey B. Fodder Bay.
Do your toes look like the texture of a pirate ship?
You know who you are? Yeah, you can. You can
uh send me an email if you want, or go
to the Facebook page.

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
Sure yeah, send us a d M on the old Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
That's right, but do that. Let's lost those toes. Let's
see those busted ass toes to make beef water feel.

Speaker 5 (01:25:21):
Better, all right, and those bust it up bb feet.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
You might need some cash for the ointments in the serums,
right yeah, your chance at one thousand dollars weapons.

Speaker 7 (01:25:29):
Right now, you're listening to Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
Laura Portland's rock Station. Want to fight on the broom.
It's Tanner, Drew and Laura. I love you know. Yesterday
I was playing videos for that liver it free in
my head, like audio from just one guy who peted
on a table at a restaurant.

Speaker 4 (01:25:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
Another video that there are multiple videos that delivering free
in my head cows being airlifted. Oh, it is the
I love it so much. So there's a Swiss village,
a house, these cows that go up into like a
high the high mountain areas and they have to get helicopter,
helicopters up there, strap these cows up to these these
can we fudn airlift someone who's injured out? Yeah, it's

(01:26:11):
just got like a giant harness and they just left
them out. They just and they air lived them out
of there. And it's the funniest thing just to watch
a cow because they don't they don't squirm, they're not
panicking or anything.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
I wonder what they're thinking.

Speaker 5 (01:26:22):
Switzerland is wild too, like the terrain. I when I
went there, it looks fake, like it's so intense that
you think you're looking at a painting basically.

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
And they must have to do this type of stuff
all the time. Based on that this actually this village
had to to evacuate the area because of unstable terrain. Yeah,
three hundred people and fifty two cows were successfully transported.
So they had the airlift two cows and if it's
the funniest thing just to watch them just fly in
the air.

Speaker 5 (01:26:47):
Yeah, it's pretty cool. And the fact that they just freeze.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
Yeah, like their tails wig wig and wag. But that's
that's ito. Yeah, well, we gotta put it online. It's
it's one of my favorite things, same as the foot videos.
I I love watching him mm hmmm. And someone said
I was a freak. You're right, I like. I like
to watch it, like the video I showed Drew a
few minutes ago.

Speaker 16 (01:27:06):
That was what video.

Speaker 5 (01:27:07):
I don't ask questions you don't want to answer, because
you see if I can find it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
It was basically a.

Speaker 5 (01:27:12):
Thirty seconds of hell without any payoff for anyone.

Speaker 24 (01:27:16):
Other than that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
It's too bad, Disky watching me squirm more than it
really was fun. This guy had a huge cyst on
his arm. It was probably the size like a softball. Yeah,
oh my god. And he was squeezing it. He was
blasted it into a sink. It was like somebody spilled
porridge into the same.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
Wait, did he like cut it first?

Speaker 6 (01:27:33):
Did he like?

Speaker 4 (01:27:33):
He must have?

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
I didn't say he did.

Speaker 5 (01:27:35):
I didn't see him like organic apple sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
Where's the history? Where do you look for history videos on.

Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
That you liked on facebool on Facebook, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
I don't know. I know you do too, know Lower.

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
I know how to do it on Instagram, but I
don't know how to do it on So sorry, I
can't help him.

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
I'm gonna find it.

Speaker 5 (01:27:52):
I honestly, that's a question. I don't think I've ever
searched Facebook video history.

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
And I'll find it and show you, Laura, but it's
it's gnarly anyway. I'm gonna put the video of the
council behind for you. I'm gonnnoy everybody today.

Speaker 5 (01:28:04):
Everyone's getting a little piece. I got mine, Laura's got
to get it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
Showing you a zig video.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
This is this is a goiter. Uh, well we got some.
Let's see you. Actually we'll go to line one here
it's standar Jo and Lara. Good morning, Yeah, Tanna, Drew
and Laura.

Speaker 25 (01:28:20):
Thanks Police Academy graduate Bob here from the summer thing
for us.

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
Hey, Uh, finally something I have information about Punky toes.

Speaker 1 (01:28:31):
Yes, Casey, Casey b Fiter Bay has gnarly Wooden pirate
ship like toes and he won't show us to saw
them once and uh he won't. He refuses to show us.
But we're thinking there's a sum out there that that
could work.

Speaker 16 (01:28:45):
I feel I'm feeling so now what I take you?

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
Hear of the fungus, But I got some toads. I
had some told dales that you couldn't get clippers on,
you know, if you reach them. The clippers came from
us with them from.

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
The shape and the growth.

Speaker 16 (01:28:58):
So I went to am On brought me.

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
A little handheld political grinder.

Speaker 13 (01:29:04):
I'm not ruling and uh grinding them such as down man,
they're nice and polished.

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
He con tell the eight dollar grinder with stones and
sanding bumperts.

Speaker 7 (01:29:14):
Okay, is that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
It's made for craft craft tool? Okay, yeah, we're plastic.

Speaker 16 (01:29:25):
But what's on tone hills?

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
How often do you have to do this job?

Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
I just did it once, the only people once and
they've been happy.

Speaker 13 (01:29:34):
Okay, if it gets worse, I'll let you know.

Speaker 5 (01:29:37):
All right, grinding that bad boy like he's making a dresser.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
Yeah, there's some of these guys. They have this I
can't remember the name of the disease, but the bottom
of their skin, the feet on the bottom of their skin,
like talking about banana foot. Yeah, I think it starts
to peel. They have to like shave it off with
not officially off.

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
Of this thirty seconds of Hell's segment. Then it's just
we're just like talking about the nastiest stuff right.

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
Now until Beef shows me those toes. He's gonna hold
the city hot.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
It was just like fixated on the gnarliest.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
He's still gonna find that goiter video. Yeah, I'm gonna
find it. I just gotta figure how to look at
the because I liked the video second ago, so I
just gotta figure how to look at the find the.

Speaker 5 (01:30:17):
Likes super like granola style, apple sauce, chunky, and.

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
And it exploded. It exploded all over the sink.

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
Sweet relief though probably I bet he felt.

Speaker 5 (01:30:27):
Better after I Actually the second squirt, Laura, You're gonna
love it. It turned my stomach upside down.

Speaker 7 (01:30:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
Drew was like, I don't because I wanted to show more,
and he's like, watch one more. I'm like, dude, I
was like, what, I watched them both?

Speaker 6 (01:30:40):
I did.

Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
I squinted, but I did see them both. You know
I did because I reacted at the moment of impact
both times. Oh, I get so much pleasure watching you
score man.

Speaker 2 (01:30:49):
Sorry, you're definitely getting a tarantula for your next bert.

Speaker 5 (01:30:52):
I feel like a aged a year watching that video,
just one year. It was nine seconds long ago.

Speaker 17 (01:31:01):
We got some talk back ten or go to your Facebook.
Tap on your profile here, see three little dots. If
you go onto that, I believe it says manage your profile.
If you go into there, you can actually find gotten
filter through all.

Speaker 10 (01:31:15):
Of it.

Speaker 7 (01:31:17):
Comments.

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
Got it, thank you, sir. Here found it. Here's the
activity log.

Speaker 6 (01:31:22):
All right, here we go. Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
You have to go your Facebook.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
You never figured it out?

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
Yeah, here we go, Here we go. Here, Oh here
it is, Yes, I found it? All right, already good
look god speed?

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
Oh oh.

Speaker 6 (01:31:40):
It is?

Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
It is yucky?

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
Why is it?

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
It's like sorry, it looks.

Speaker 6 (01:31:46):
Like ready.

Speaker 7 (01:31:50):
Already.

Speaker 1 (01:31:54):
Oh my god, it's not over. Oh this guy's daughter's discussed.
We've went like, get her out of the room. That's disgusted.

Speaker 6 (01:32:05):
Yea, it is.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
Oh my goodness, it looks like a little boob.

Speaker 24 (01:32:09):
It does.

Speaker 5 (01:32:09):
I thought it was a boob at first, but it's
a it's like a oh there it is.

Speaker 6 (01:32:13):
You hear it, you can hear it? Oh, oh.

Speaker 5 (01:32:18):
My god, a child shouldn't I mean there's more in there. Yeah, oh,
I bet he just kept pounding that bad boy out oop.

Speaker 1 (01:32:25):
All right, I'll put it online if you guys want
to check it out.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
Oh yeah, I don't know what I just watched.

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
I don't know how people let it get that bad.
It's so nasty, so rattle. I like how you can
hear it splat against that, and I just went right
back to ground. Played again here I got. I'm putting
my phone up to the microphone here, really professional radio?

Speaker 7 (01:32:48):
Will you hear that?

Speaker 1 (01:32:50):
That's a squirre?

Speaker 5 (01:32:51):
Sounded like a sink coming on, but no came out
of an arm?

Speaker 2 (01:32:56):
That is what is? What even causes that?

Speaker 4 (01:33:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
I gotta see Casey Stones. I'm gonna go crazy. He
starts sending him, send him a video like that every
day till he caves.

Speaker 2 (01:33:09):
For all of us. We need to see your table.

Speaker 1 (01:33:11):
Don't look what you're.

Speaker 10 (01:33:12):
Doing to us.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
He'll end up blocking me, I'm sure if he hasn't already.
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Speaker 4 (01:33:46):
Could you imagine what the dookie is like coming from
the sky like that?

Speaker 7 (01:33:51):
Crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:33:52):
If the airlifting cows just like pooped. Oh yeah, and
it's probably.

Speaker 2 (01:33:55):
Killed somebody on the ground.

Speaker 5 (01:33:57):
Yeah right, you'd hope it'd come apart a little in
the air and keep that density down. Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
Here's another talkback.

Speaker 28 (01:34:03):
Good morning, hey bee fodder in the words of a
great drill, certain to jam pop that blister, big mom.

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
He gets it, what he gets it. I think he's
just saying, shows your toes. Yeah, yeah, that's what That's
what I heard.

Speaker 4 (01:34:24):
But I appreciate.

Speaker 5 (01:34:25):
But we were able to watch a lot of blisters
be popped because of this.

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
Say somehow fantastic.

Speaker 4 (01:34:31):
I have so many blisters.

Speaker 1 (01:34:33):
More talkbacks.

Speaker 6 (01:34:35):
Hey guys Nick in Portland.

Speaker 1 (01:34:38):
I know you say that we should answer our unknown
calls for this cash squatch. Yes, you know promo here,
But I've been answering unknown calls, which I never do
and I never win, but I think I'm getting added
to a whole bunch of uh, you know, call list
saying this is a guy who answers these phone numbers,

(01:34:59):
So could you give us any more information?

Speaker 6 (01:35:01):
Is there a city or anything.

Speaker 2 (01:35:03):
Maybe it used to be like a Cincinnati number, but
I don't know if that's the case anymore. I've seen
like a lot of people are like, oh, it says
restricted Ida, but I don't know. They never call us. Yeah,
so I don't know exactly what the number is.

Speaker 5 (01:35:16):
Oh man, only answer if you're playing at that moment,
you'd be our Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
Yeah, and just a small price to pay for an
extra one thousand, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:35:23):
Yeah, sayre on some lists and tomorrow's the last day
you'll die off on those lists for a bit, we'll
be back one more.

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
Talk about Hello Cruz.

Speaker 14 (01:35:31):
This is Connie from Vackaville, California. You guys were talking
about zombies. I'm not sure exactly what the conversation was,
but if you like Shark Nato, the guy from Shark
Natal's in a movie called Zombie Tidal Waves. It's very campy,
but it's worth watching because the zombie swim zombie.

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
Title wave Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:35:52):
And if it's the guy from Shark Nato. That's the
guy from nine oh two one Oh that Ian Iron
Zering Iron.

Speaker 1 (01:36:00):
Oh, I can't wait to watch that sounds great.

Speaker 5 (01:36:02):
Yeah, well That's what I'm saying is it's the whole
reason he's in Sharknado is because it's a joke.

Speaker 4 (01:36:06):
And I like the way you're pretending that he's not
an American treasure.

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
We got the text messages coming in on McLoughlin Cheverley
text line. This one says Tanner should show Beef his
hobbit feet to break the ice. I'll have no problem
doing that. Yeah, that's not a fair t You want
to see these tootsies? No, not really, Well, I want
to see yours. We have this text coming in from
fat Thor says, when I was younger, I used to
have a lot of toe problems, but then I got
married and my and my wife sucks he sucks my

(01:36:30):
toes clean. Oh I don't think that's truef for Fish,
that's not true.

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
I feel like that could be a parody. He's got
ninety nine problems, but a toe one.

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
This one says I could give him. I could give
Beefloughter the number of my failure. He does great on
my horses. Oh yeah, he could show you in a second.
This one says, hey, it's dirty, Harry. I'm in the
same boat as Casey. Nobody sees my tomail toenails. They're nasty.
This one says, Beefwatter's toes are starting these zombie apocalypse.

Speaker 5 (01:36:57):
Yeah, it could be the jump off point. He's just
zob from the foot down.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
Like, even if you don't want to show anybody your toes,
like just for your own peace of mind, wouldn't you
like to get them fixed?

Speaker 4 (01:37:08):
Well, you're assuming that they're super bad. And that's this
is the true that's the part of the conversation that
I love so much.

Speaker 2 (01:37:15):
This is all the more reason, the assumption.

Speaker 5 (01:37:17):
There's all the more reason that you should share with
others because and I won't now just out of principle
to make but we can ask all day, but it's
never gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
I just saw so.

Speaker 5 (01:37:25):
And if you truly thought that they weren't bad, you
would have showed them all.

Speaker 1 (01:37:30):
I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (01:37:30):
I like, you just had a principle, like you can't
deal because I'm not your dancing monkey.

Speaker 1 (01:37:33):
That's why I know you're not. But we're trying to
be your friend here. Yeah, we're trying to. I never
have I ever treated you like my dancing monkey. That's
that's the only way you're taking That's the only way
you're taking it. So that's your only insecurity speedway. We're
moving off, No, we're not.

Speaker 4 (01:37:46):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
I got things to do, but excuse me, we're staying
right here. As a matter of factor, you see me
deleting the song.

Speaker 4 (01:37:53):
Dump Guess what now you all get No, a Reo Speedwagon.

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
Changed the course of history right there, So those wouldn't
like we just didn't stare at each other.

Speaker 5 (01:38:04):
I want to know I just if I'm wrong, I
would be the first. That's why I want to see
him is because I saw him. It was a it
was a quick glance. I've never said anything but that.

Speaker 1 (01:38:14):
But I've had in my head this whole time, just
the gnarliest, worst thing. Imagine that I want you to
believe and if you're able to walk it back with
a little twinkler, I don't think Here's the thing. I
don't think he want us to believe that. I think
he've done your embarrassed. And that's why don't want to guys, that's.

Speaker 9 (01:38:26):
What I think.

Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
I think that's what you're saying. You're like, oh, well,
it's a principle. I think he've done your embarrass You
can think what you want to be ashamed of your
hoof and your hook, and I'm going to do your hoofs.

Speaker 4 (01:38:34):
I'm going to do nothing but allow you to think that.

Speaker 1 (01:38:37):
I just want you to clear it up. That's all
the fun. I want to be able to walk without
any want.

Speaker 4 (01:38:43):
I just want you all to shout.

Speaker 1 (01:38:44):
Can you just imagine just walking pain free?

Speaker 4 (01:38:46):
I'm not in.

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
Friends. Don't let friends suffer alone. Yeah, I just it's
hard to see.

Speaker 4 (01:38:53):
You aren't even accurate.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
I can see you walk and it hurts with every step.
You know, when you see somebody walking like gotty, that's
just that guy's hurting right now. I look at Beef
and I I know I take them myself, And I
look at you. You want to call doctor Schuls yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:39:10):
I've seen you pull yourself into your vehicle. I know
it's not always easy, that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
I have a lift.

Speaker 2 (01:39:15):
Okay, what if everyone showed off their insecurities.

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
I've shared mine on the year before, and I have
no problem sharing them again because it makes me feel powerful.
Sure you want to see mine? I'm five seven, look
at me. Yeah, I have to wear mine on my chin.

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
You can't really hide it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:31):
Let's start with your insecurity, Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:39:34):
I can't. It's this is a PG rated show, so
I can't show you my insecurities.

Speaker 1 (01:39:41):
Actually there, you don't have to show. Let's just tell us.

Speaker 2 (01:39:43):
My teeth are my insecurities.

Speaker 1 (01:39:46):
You have nice teeth, they're too.

Speaker 5 (01:39:47):
Big, they're straight. You know how many people have a
kicked in grill. They would think anything for your teeth.

Speaker 1 (01:39:51):
You think she has big teeth. You don't have big
I got horse teeth.

Speaker 4 (01:39:54):
You know you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:39:54):
Your teeth are fine.

Speaker 5 (01:39:57):
Fest but they're normal legit teeth.

Speaker 2 (01:39:59):
All right, water show us your toes. You have races, right,
I didn't have braces really?

Speaker 10 (01:40:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:40:05):
And your teeth are that's straight with no braces. Yeah,
it's pretty impressive.

Speaker 7 (01:40:09):
See.

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
The insecurities aren't going very well. When you're like, I'll
just I'll name something that looks beautiful, you said, I
don't like.

Speaker 4 (01:40:15):
I think it's at Detroit water.

Speaker 2 (01:40:18):
Must be must be beef water.

Speaker 1 (01:40:20):
I'm you know, I'm uh, get it out it could
the fungal I think that fungus is airbun funguses among
us focus is.

Speaker 5 (01:40:33):
Or we're completely blowing it out of proportion.

Speaker 1 (01:40:35):
It's yours been shows. If we're blown it out of proportion,
show us your feet Listen.

Speaker 4 (01:40:39):
I've told you already shows you get your way, why
because it's not my way.

Speaker 1 (01:40:44):
I'm doing this now. I want to do free principle,
and your principle is stupid. It's dumb, and you're being
stubborn for no reason. You're entire you're being stubborn for
zero reasons. Have you looked up the seerum yet?

Speaker 6 (01:40:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:40:55):
What have you been doing all hour?

Speaker 4 (01:40:57):
I'm at work, I'm doing work stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:40:58):
No, you're not, for sure, you'd be back there doing
a little watch a little YouTube. Guys.

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
I'm not trying to like you're trying to poo poo
this segment, but I kind of wanted to hear beef
Water's not necessarily We've.

Speaker 1 (01:41:09):
Got plenty of times. I'm just saying, I remember I
deleted a song.

Speaker 7 (01:41:12):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:41:13):
I just don't know if I got it in me.

Speaker 1 (01:41:14):
Someone said this is Someone did say that this is
getting sad and annoying. Okay, well I agree it's one person.
Yeah no, I mean one person does not speak for
the representative for an entire group of popular Did you
put the pole up your lore?

Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
I didn't put the poll.

Speaker 1 (01:41:29):
Can you put the pole up?

Speaker 4 (01:41:30):
Put the pole up?

Speaker 1 (01:41:31):
Everybody's gonna beef water show us as hoofs and wooden teeth.

Speaker 4 (01:41:34):
Sorry, you're just getting annoy to relent. You're like a
kid asking for something at the store and just won't
until I get stupid little.

Speaker 1 (01:41:41):
Mind, until I get it. It's where you drag him
right to the car, exactly right. Yeah, well, one day
you're gonna do it. It just makes me want to
take my belt off and just whip you. What if
it was like the before and after? What if you
don't show us until it's all healed up? Yeah, you
take the picture, you save it in your arcut. I'll
accept that, and then we'll wait till it's fixed. I'll
accept that.

Speaker 4 (01:42:00):
At this point, I just want you to never have
the satisfaction. It's not me, It is you, one hundred
percent you.

Speaker 1 (01:42:06):
I would The reason I want to see it is
not too embarrassing you. I just want to set the
record straight.

Speaker 4 (01:42:10):
Yeah, I know you do drue you antagonize this whole situation.

Speaker 1 (01:42:15):
I think I think he does blame you for the
whole thing.

Speaker 2 (01:42:18):
Yeah, well it's I mean I never brought it in
shoot the messenger.

Speaker 5 (01:42:22):
You know, and are we're not supposed to like I
would just thought it was concerning.

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
I'm concerned. Someone said Laura's insecurity is inverted nipples. I
don't know if that's not you're going to show you
during the Apple part.

Speaker 2 (01:42:31):
Did you get those photos?

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
Yeah, a couple of Super Bowls? All right, if you're
a right buddy, I'm good man, Okay, okay, yeah, good.
I mean, are you in a lot of pain today
walking around?

Speaker 4 (01:42:44):
I'm not in any pain. It looks out to be, though.
It just looks like you.

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
I love the threads of violence.

Speaker 4 (01:42:52):
Would love to just help you down some stairs very quickly.

Speaker 2 (01:42:56):
You would take the pass lane, dude, I do think
maybe is going to be waiting us. I have with
the crowbar for your team first time.

Speaker 1 (01:43:02):
The stairs are as fast as the elevator. There's a
lot of accidents in this building. I'll take one of them, right,
all right? Bee flatter, are you ready? Ready? You in
the zone now?

Speaker 10 (01:43:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
That serum better be one of your stories. Yeah, yeah,
if you're not talking about the serum here, stoical serum
has hit the market. It is now time for bee flatters,
not necessarily the news.

Speaker 4 (01:43:21):
All right, how's everybody still hanging in there out there?
After that just gripping segment that we just survived together.

Speaker 1 (01:43:29):
Rip thosees into the ground and get to the news.
All right, Hold on, put the poll up, Laura. No,
we're not putting the Yes, we are putting the pole up, Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:43:39):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:43:40):
I never get shut up.

Speaker 2 (01:43:42):
I never get chastised.

Speaker 1 (01:43:43):
Shouldst to me? No, you hit the ship up.

Speaker 4 (01:43:46):
You were dead to me.

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
Don't never ask let me let her be dead to you.

Speaker 4 (01:43:50):
Then that's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:43:50):
Let's let's say not permanently dead.

Speaker 4 (01:43:53):
It ends today, you and may it ends today and
that's the news. Oh my god, Laura is now dead
to be all right? Six Oscar Myer Wienamobiles Wienermobiles will
race in the first ever Weeny five hundred at this
weekend's Indianapolis Motor Speedway. So that's going down on Friday.

(01:44:16):
The giant hot dog shaped vehicles which we've all sat
in one of these before. Yep, we've seen how weenered
out these things are. They're fantastic. So they're gonna be
representing different regions like the New York hot Dog, the
Chili Dog, and they'll compete in a in the famous
two point five mile oval track. During CARB Day Friday,
two o'clock. You can watch CARB you can well because

(01:44:38):
we've got hot dogs, hot dog buns.

Speaker 1 (01:44:40):
We like carbs going on every day.

Speaker 4 (01:44:43):
So they're racing. You're gonna be able to You can
even bet on this through draft Kings with shut plastic.
You can also watch it on the Fox Sports Eur
zero pm. But check this out. Uh, the event that
kicks off the Indy five five hundred dollars the Indy
five hundred weekend board, three hundred and thirty thousand fans
are expected to eat nearly thirty thousand hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:45:05):
Wow, check that out.

Speaker 4 (01:45:06):
Sounds delicious, yep, all of them coming off the back
of your neck. Catch the NY five hundred this Sunday
on Fox. A Colorado man named wash He was sentenced
to six years in prison on Friday for drug crimes.
He was caught with thousands of fentanyl pills, but claimed
they're just for recreational use. They're just for just for
me because I knew thousands of fentanyl pills just thinking ahead. Yeah,

(01:45:29):
Judge didn't buy that excuse. He said it was hard
to believe that one person could use that many fentanyl pills.
So he wasn't in the mood for no dope push
and flim flam. He told the guy that he was
full of it. Send him to the clink to eat, Robin,
to eat, rob Romen can't even talk now, Robin. She
tells to smoke some keys cigarettes while he makes collect

(01:45:51):
phone calls, which is what we do in jail after
we get busted with a thousand fentanyl pills. Uh, feeling
stressed out? You guys will love this Laura Tanner a new.

Speaker 1 (01:45:59):
Study from why are you using us of being stressed?

Speaker 4 (01:46:02):
No, if you let me finish, you will find out
that the smell of freshly baked pizza can significantly erase
stress and boost your mood.

Speaker 1 (01:46:11):
I can see that smell. I've always said, man, I
think having smells like a pizza place.

Speaker 4 (01:46:16):
But do you guys feel like that when you're like
if you were in a bad mood and you were
strolling and you just kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
With for sure, Yeah, that in a cinemam I don't
like the youthssume I don't eat pizza.

Speaker 4 (01:46:26):
Well they they don't. Just they like pizza the way
you like a hot the way you like a wing.
See what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:46:32):
Yeah, yeah, and I mean smelling pizza doesn't have any calories.

Speaker 5 (01:46:36):
So Drew exactly to stand outside of dominating.

Speaker 4 (01:46:41):
Of Americans feel like the smell of pizza will cool
them down a little bit, which is pretty fantastic.

Speaker 5 (01:46:45):
I have always associated with happiness or like a pizza
party or you know, it's always something.

Speaker 1 (01:46:50):
Cool, nostalgic, you know. I love it so much, so
it's one of my favorite smells.

Speaker 4 (01:46:54):
It hits your limbic system, which is the part of
the brain that deals with emotions and memories, so it
triggers that and then away you go. So pretty interesting
how smells can trigger your memories like that.

Speaker 1 (01:47:05):
But anyway, you're in a bad mood today, go snip
some pie beef water.

Speaker 2 (01:47:09):
Maybe you need to go.

Speaker 5 (01:47:10):
I was gonna say, get yourself down to it. I
just ordered loggios.

Speaker 4 (01:47:14):
I just ordered nineteen pizzas, and I'm gonna go down
and I'm gonna bury my face and each one of
them in a parking lot, right, Uh, I talk to
my contracted killer about what you're doing later.

Speaker 1 (01:47:22):
This understood, understood. We are getting a lot of text messages.
And someone says, imagine a person with Beef's feet, Laura's teeth,
in Tanner's neck, with Drew's height. You'll have the cast
member from Hills have eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:47:34):
Oh my god, that's good. That's a good roast.

Speaker 1 (01:47:40):
Yeah, no one got out alive. Someone says, I don't
know why the three of you just don't wrestle them
to the ground and rip their shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:47:46):
Off, because we're not a violent punch.

Speaker 1 (01:47:48):
Okay, like a troll voltrot together and where this isn't
a punch, this is a jab. It's a slow game. Hi,
it's standard you and Laura. Good morning, Welcome to Earth whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:47:59):
B Hey man, yeah, hey, hey.

Speaker 24 (01:48:03):
Somebody can do puddle patrol on a diaper.

Speaker 16 (01:48:04):
I'm pretty sure we can see his dang feet in
the studio.

Speaker 1 (01:48:07):
It's true, that's true. It's an little bit that we
used to do where we would have a guy. Uh,
we haven't done a while, but in case you're more
than welcome, we would have a guy stand on the
side of the street where a big, giant puddle is
people would. We would tell people where the puddle is,
and people would drive by and splash them.

Speaker 5 (01:48:21):
Yeah, sounds like a get a big old MRSA wave.

Speaker 16 (01:48:24):
It might be good for a sweat at least, might
make a little cleanse out there if you put them
in the puddle.

Speaker 1 (01:48:28):
Yeah, something in that, something in the in the water
could help with the fungus. That's true, make it worse. Yeah,
that's also very true. All right, buddy, you want to
see on them right like you're interested in seeing.

Speaker 4 (01:48:39):
What they look like real quick. Don't call back, of course.

Speaker 6 (01:48:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:48:42):
By the way, the pole is up on it. I
will one five nine the Brew.

Speaker 1 (01:48:46):
I just put it out, okay, all.

Speaker 4 (01:48:48):
Right, should Beef show us his feet, toybody would like
to send flowers for the death of Laura and my
relationship today.

Speaker 1 (01:48:54):
You're welcome to do so at one of five brew
on Instagram. Please go check it out and vote vote
for yes.

Speaker 2 (01:49:01):
Mm hmmm, so yeah, it's actually the only option I put.

Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
All right, Dicky, Jay, we love your brother.

Speaker 6 (01:49:13):
Later.

Speaker 1 (01:49:13):
All right, man, all right, Beef, you're off the hook
for a few minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:49:16):
Yeah, I'm off the hook for as long as I
want to. You're not my Dad, how many times I've
gotta tell you that.

Speaker 5 (01:49:21):
Yeah, I don't think we're getting the feet today.

Speaker 1 (01:49:23):
He's get it today. I didn't think we get it today.
But I'm I'm very patient, and I will wear you
down until you just go cross.

Speaker 4 (01:49:31):
We were well aware of your of your aware down tech.

Speaker 1 (01:49:33):
You're losing your breath.

Speaker 2 (01:49:37):
For the long game.

Speaker 1 (01:49:38):
You know, He's like, I can't wait to get it
as long amore. That's amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:49:47):
Good pass out over there.

Speaker 1 (01:49:49):
You're right, the hot dogs in the back of my neck,
and I know I can see I'm sweating from here.
I had a good joke today.

Speaker 9 (01:49:56):
Now, what's trending?

Speaker 6 (01:49:59):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:49:59):
A lot of good stuff on the website one five
nine in the brew dot com. Our Donkey Show podcasts
from this week. We've got a new one up. We're
going to record a brand new one today and we'll
have that post at around eleven am. One to five
nine in the brew dot com. Also, we got a
lot of movie trailers. We've got the poll if you
think Casey should show his toes? That's online. Oh yeahm hmm, yeah,
lots of that doing pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:50:20):
Let's give it a let's give it a glance.

Speaker 23 (01:50:22):
Here.

Speaker 4 (01:50:23):
Well, we all know what it's.

Speaker 2 (01:50:26):
It's it's pretty new. Still, Yeah, so.

Speaker 1 (01:50:30):
Should Casey bwater Bay show us his fungus toes.

Speaker 2 (01:50:34):
It's only been up for seventeen minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:50:37):
Just already twice as long as it should have been.

Speaker 2 (01:50:41):
Okay, so guys, we've got a problem here. Nobody's voted
in the poll yet because nobody cares.

Speaker 1 (01:50:50):
Let's just be a technical.

Speaker 2 (01:50:51):
People are very invested in this.

Speaker 1 (01:50:53):
Sometimes the votes don't load.

Speaker 2 (01:50:55):
For a hold on, I'm gonna I'm gonna look on mine.

Speaker 1 (01:50:58):
I'm casting my vote right now. Okay, yeah, no votes
for now?

Speaker 2 (01:51:03):
Okay, all right, I hear.

Speaker 3 (01:51:04):
I do it.

Speaker 1 (01:51:05):
It's sixty nine percent of people say they do want
to see them. Thirty percent of people say no, it's
a blowout.

Speaker 4 (01:51:11):
Thank you for the just like thank you for the
out there. You're my people.

Speaker 1 (01:51:18):
He knew he had a family. Someone said, hey, Beef,
you forgot to mention what time Tanner walks to his
car for that accident we talked about. I'll p m
my venmo after I'm done.

Speaker 4 (01:51:26):
Sounds good. I'm good for it.

Speaker 1 (01:51:28):
This one says, so is toe sucking out? I'm asking
for a friend.

Speaker 2 (01:51:31):
It is disgusting.

Speaker 1 (01:51:33):
This one says, get another dunk tank and put beef
in the dunk tank. That's how Drew saw the toes
the first time.

Speaker 5 (01:51:37):
Yeah, he tried to cover it up with some flippers
but burned right through the So.

Speaker 2 (01:51:41):
I guess maybe, like the next Bacon and Beer, we
need to come up with a costume for beef water
that would require him to have his toes.

Speaker 5 (01:51:47):
Yeah, he's got a vault for that. We're like, we
think you should be Julius Caesar, you.

Speaker 4 (01:51:52):
Got that or Jesus one of the two.

Speaker 1 (01:51:54):
Yeah, all right, it's worth the try. I'm into it. Uh,
go and check out the poll at one of five
nine the brew on the ground or do you Yeah,
it's worth casting a vote. And maybe they're on your
right past maybe they're on your side. Thirty one percent
of people are on your side.

Speaker 4 (01:52:09):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:52:10):
Also, there are some new movies out today. Netflix released. Actually,
this is a trailer for something called fou Bar so
season two, Arnald Swarzenegger.

Speaker 5 (01:52:19):
It's funny that it's a Swartzenegger named fu bar because
you know what that's an acronym.

Speaker 1 (01:52:24):
Yeah, I can't say that.

Speaker 2 (01:52:26):
Wait, I don't know what it is. An acronym.

Speaker 5 (01:52:28):
We're gonna turn the mic say without the one word.
Oh yeah, I guess god fed up beyond all recognition.

Speaker 2 (01:52:34):
Oh all right, and that's a TV series.

Speaker 1 (01:52:38):
It's Arnold. Well, I mean, Donald, that's pretty good. Lad,
let's hear it again. Donald.

Speaker 2 (01:52:45):
It's not a tuma.

Speaker 1 (01:52:47):
It's not fad Get to the Choppa.

Speaker 2 (01:52:49):
I don't even know what movie is that from.

Speaker 1 (01:52:51):
I don't remember which. No, that chapter might be. It
might be True Lies. It's either True Lies or Predator
or something.

Speaker 4 (01:52:56):
I was thinking Predator, but I could be wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:53:00):
Cod stealing trailer sounds a bunch of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:53:02):
Whatever, won I do want to I want to say
something real quick, and this has nothing to do with
anything except for the fact that I've just been really
excited to talk about it. Have you guys seen the
wine spa? Are you guys familiar with wine spa?

Speaker 1 (01:53:17):
I'm talking about this wine, so like you go about it.
Instead of water, you sit in wine.

Speaker 2 (01:53:21):
Yeah, I mean you can go and like get nice
massages and facials, and yeah, you get to sit in
like a tub. I don't know if tub is the
right term, but I wanted to be in wine and
there's like different types of wine.

Speaker 1 (01:53:35):
I think you should be in a concrete cellar like
in Game of Threat. I mean it might be. I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:53:39):
But it's on Northeast Broadway and every time I drove by.
I drove by it again yesterday and I was.

Speaker 1 (01:53:43):
Like, what is this play? It looks I'm looking at
a picture of like the room that you go in
looks pretty relaxing. So, like, what's the benefit of a
wine's bath.

Speaker 2 (01:53:52):
I guess probably like the antioxidants and the wine and
stuff like that. But it was named one of the
one hundred Greatest places in the World. This is in
the world to visit this year.

Speaker 1 (01:54:03):
So you got to check it out.

Speaker 4 (01:54:04):
You ever set in somebody else's skin cells and of wine,
deal for you.

Speaker 2 (01:54:09):
Get out of here with that, I mean honestly, with
your toes. Maybe they could help you out too.

Speaker 1 (01:54:12):
You can probably benefit.

Speaker 4 (01:54:14):
How do you filter that? Like, what's what's the process?
It's all done wine soak.

Speaker 5 (01:54:18):
This is all done individually in your own tub with
a special mix that they make. And it's actually it's
actually pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (01:54:25):
It's not just wine.

Speaker 5 (01:54:26):
It has other ingredients in the water that help you
help your skin.

Speaker 1 (01:54:30):
So you're gonna do that this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:54:31):
I'm I'm thinking about it. But it dates back to
Roman times apparently, and I mean, if the Romans did it,
it's good enough for the Romans, it's good enough for me,
you know what I'm saying. So it's called, uh the
wine Spot PDX.

Speaker 1 (01:54:43):
Easy enough, very cool, all right, I'll have to check
check it out and let me know. I hear there's
like couples things, so maybe you could date nights. It
doesn't like stain your skin or anything, doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:54:52):
Like I mean, I wouldn't imagine that you probably like
wash it you wash it off.

Speaker 1 (01:54:56):
We just came out purple, and yeah, that would be
kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:55:00):
For a little bit of breast and relaxation though, worth
whatever it takes. And I would assume that they like,
you know, you can like enjoy a nice glass.

Speaker 4 (01:55:10):
They just give you a long straw drink your bath man.

Speaker 1 (01:55:13):
That's one good way to get a buzz. All right, guys,
that does it for us. Someone did tell us to
stop toe shaming, casey, No, okay, yeah, we'll take that
into consideration.

Speaker 4 (01:55:23):
Yeah, I already did go on.

Speaker 1 (01:55:27):
All right, but you know, I love you. I know
it's all in fun because honestly, I want to I
want to see him healed. I think I actually would
like to see that. I want to not just here
for your you know, agony. And if you don't show
us the toes, at least show us the before and
after once they're cleaned up.

Speaker 4 (01:55:41):
Fair enough, I'm going to go order flowers for your
hospital room.

Speaker 1 (01:55:45):
That's fine, that's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:55:46):
Get you set up for a little later on the day. Sorry,
your weekend's going to go to pop.

Speaker 1 (01:55:51):
All right. I love you, Casey and everybody if we
love you, don't assault me. Please, don't attack when I
walked into my car. All Right, I'll see tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:55:58):
Bye.