TD&L Full Show For Tuesday- Clean It Up

On today's show we talked about the chores that relax you. We also talked about the worst thing you ever had to clean up and a porch pooper for the ages!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Nearly you Drew.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Laura, Hey, good morning, it is Tuesday. It is Tuesday.
My dudes, May thirteenth, twenty twenty five. Tan or Jew
and Laura we online. A Uh, it's going to be
a wet couple of days.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
I think.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I think I saw on the forecast it's going to
be raining all week unless it's changed, you know, because
things can change so quickly.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah, man, yesterday was was quite a nightmare because I
remember we had some tryouts planned. Oh yeah, that's right,
and thunder and lightning on that side of the hill,
and uh, you know, my kid doesn't have a phone,
and so I get a call, or Amy gets a
call from a random number, and it's Lucy crying on
the phone because all the other kids are getting picked

(00:47):
up and she's just standing in a storm. I'm like,
all right, stop stop crying. Yeah. Well I was there,
and you know, I was driving through a monsoon and speeding, uh,
just because I was wanting to pick her up. But
it was biblical.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah, it was coming down man, Like you were saying
you had like rivers in your backyard.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, and that that like when when I went to
pick uh up Lucy, I had to go up like
a big hill, a massive hill called Overlook, and the
water was running down like I was. It felt like
I was driving up a river.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
I have a hill, a hill in my backyard. It
kind of slopes and the bottom of it was just
it look like I have a drain down there, but boy,
it was puddling up. Drain drink, Yeah, you'd because drain
was having a hard time though. You know, I got
to probably should go in there and make sure it's.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
All cleared out.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, it looks like, uh yeah, today it's kind of
the same thing. Maybe not as hard as yesterday, but
it looks like it's gonna rain tomorrow, same thing, Thursday,
same thing Friday. It looks like we may have some
relief with some clouds. You know, we'll have some clouds, okay,
and then the weekend back to rain. It looks I
have rain on my forecast for the foreseeable future.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
So do I. And I'm just opening and it's light
in comparison to what we saw.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
And I mean, I guess we probably need it.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
We do, But I mean, was that ten days worth
of rain in two hours? It felt like?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
So did Lucy get to do her tryouts or did
they cancel them.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
They canceled the rest of the first day, and so
now they're longer today if it allows for it, so
the final day, Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Later on this morning, we'll get you some tickets to
go see Breaking Benjamin in three Days Grace, one of
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and we'll have your tickets at seven thirty this morning.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
In the moon Time Stories, it's going to go around
the room sharing what we think the biggest stories of
the day are, Drew, you want to go, Uh sure, Sorry,
I was looking at the weather. Let me pop back
open my story. The big story to me is the
DMV now will allow you to report your crashes online.

(02:51):
Now some people don't know this and it can get
you into some trouble. When I was younger, I didn't
know this and had to learn the hard way. The
Oregon DMV. He does require you to file a report
if the damage is over twenty five hundred dollars. If
a vehicle is towed, so like automatic, you've got to
report it, or you can have your license suspended. You

(03:14):
can get fines things like that. Now the online version
will make that more streamline and will use diagrams to
show what happened, so you'll be able to kind of
map it out that way. And the reporting tool is
on the DMV to you website. If you're out of state,
like an out of state driver, you still need to

(03:34):
fill out the paper form.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Interesting. I wouldn't have ever known that. I think the
big story is that maybe you guys have been following this,
but there is a guy from Oregon who is sailing
from the Oregon coast to Hawaii with his cat Phoenix.
His name is Oliver Widger. I believe is how you
pronounced his last name. But he's twenty nine years old
and after he was diagnosed with Clipple fail syndrome. Also

(03:59):
probably uh ruining that that name, but it's a rare
skeletal disorder, and he decided after his diagnosis he was
going to start living out his dream. So he quit
his job, he liquidated his four A one kay, he
bought a boat here in Portland, and he learned to sail.
He had no sailing experience prior to about a year ago,

(04:19):
and recently he set sail. About two weeks ago, he
set sail from the Oregon coast he's in the middle
of the Pacific Ocean somewhere now on his journey to
Hawaii with his cat. But you can follow along with
him at Sailing with Phoenix. Yeah Instagram. I followed him,
I think the starting the first day he launched. I
saw one of his first videos and he looks he
looked a little nervous, but each day that passed he.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Got a little bit more confident. Yeah and yeah, so
that's pretty incredible. I just hope that he makes it.
What's the total travel time? I fear that like a storm,
a storm is going to show up at some point.
How long does it say? How long does it take
to saale? I'll just type that in how long does
it take to sail from Oregon to Hawaii? So its

(05:02):
typically could take around eighteen days. But this is just
like that's probably by it.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Maybe that's an experienced but they did say, he said,
and he's twelve days in now, I believe. And they
said perhaps the most dangerous part of this is what
they call the Graveyard of the Pacific, which is where
the Columbia River meets the ocean. And he made it
past that.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Oh great, So.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
That's a good's that's a good.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Thing they called the graveyard. Is that were like a
bunch of ships sinks?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yes, okay essentially, But I mean, if he's sailing, I
think he started there right because the Columbia meets the Pacific.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
He said, if you're in history. I think his first
post he was like, if you're seeing this, I've made
it past the graveyard of the Pacific. So he must
have passed through it at some point, but I don't
know the ins and outs of it.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Pretty great, Yeah, we'll put a link up in some
of his videos on our website at one five nine
dot com. Scientist. I think the big story is scientists
have spotted negative light called negative frequency photons for the
first time. This discovery, nicknamed quote Darker than Darkness, happened
last week and shakes up what we know about light
and quantum physics. The find opens doors for new tech,

(06:09):
like better quantum computers and communications systems.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Now.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
I don't know what all that means.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, but all that quantum stuff's pretty cool. You know,
we could solve problems faster, come up with new tech quicker,
let computers figure it out.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
It's getting pretty quick.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Anytime the word quantum is used and I'm like, Wow,
these people are a lot smarter than me. Quantum, no idea.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
You tell us dumb dumb's quantum and we're like sweet, nice.

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Speaker 1 (06:51):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura Dinner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Now Happy Tuesday. Laura's worst week or worst day of
the week. She hates Tuesdays.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
I don't love Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
It's so worst the day she hates the most. Why
is it that you hate Tuesdays more than any day?

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Because it's like, we're past the Monday, so Monday I
feel like it's a little bit easier to ease into
the week on a Monday because you're back to it,
but you're still kind of just like, I don't know,
you're like riding the high from the weekend still then
Tuesday that's over and you're still so far from the weekend,
I see. And also Tuesdays I have like I have

(07:34):
my silks class tonight, but it's not till six thirty
and so I don't even get home till like eight fifteen,
and then it's like straight to bed. So it's just
like it feels like a long day, yeah, even though
it is a lot necessarily because I have just like
a big gap in the middle.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah, but you know when you have pending stuff.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah, like it feels so long. But Laura will probably
take a power now that's true.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, Like when I anytime I had to, like back
in the day, Drew and I to you used to
have to do clubs like we would do you know,
during the week, we would do our night show from
like six to midnight or something, and then on Fridays, Thursday,
Fridays and Saturdays we'd have to go to night clubs.
And that sounds fine until you actually have to do it,
because it'll get like six pm and you're all of

(08:17):
a sudden because you have to be somewhere at ten pm,
you're exhausted.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
And there's like an anxiety that's behind the exhaustion because
you're gonna have to go.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Back to work.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Yeah, and going to work at eleven thirty pm after
you already did a like a shift is it's daunting
when it's on repeat for you, what was it like
eight years?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
About a year and a half, and it's just.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Did you guys have to like get up and like
hype up the crew?

Speaker 3 (08:45):
For sure?

Speaker 2 (08:45):
That's that's your job at a place called the Jungle,
and another place called Tsunamis and some other places are
like you know.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah, we we had some guest hypes okay.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
Man, just like everybody in the make some noise.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Oh yeah yeah, and there's people trying to dance on
the stages. Kill me out. You got to do what
you got to do to pay rent. Yeah, you know,
you're like standing in front of a DJ. I hated it.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
I guess I mean I hated it.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
But we were we were you were younger and yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Now, at first, the ideas sounded amazing, like the only
people who are here who are making money rather than spending.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
It's like I get to get paid to drink and
just like hang out all night.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Basically, and we park our party wagon out front with
the lights anyway.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
But yeah, yeah, when you have something going on, Laura,
the day feels longer. So god speed on your journey
today to silks class later on tonight. Hope you don't fall.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
I haven't yet, so hopefully this won't be the night
that that happened.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Hold on to those curtains. I was gonna say those ropes,
but there's no ropes up there about a context. We'll
use that later.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
I mean, they do do ropes sometimes, but I don't.
That's not my apparatus because ouch, the drapes.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Let's go and do this.

Speaker 6 (10:09):
And now Danner Drew and Laura's dumbass of the day.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Oh boy.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
We always seem to hear about a pooper now and then,
like a jogger who pooped, yeah, or just somebody who
had to like just do it in public.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah, the lady did it on a car the other day.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yeah, yeah, right, My god, I forgot about her.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
This story is about an Amazon driver who was caught
on video pooping outside of a customs customer's home on
Mother's Day.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Whoam bringing? Here's the gift?

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Exactly buy them.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Local news reported on the story.

Speaker 7 (10:40):
Hey, delivery driver for Amazon can't seem to hold it in.
On more than one occasion, a woman is seeing about
to leave an Amazon package at this porch Offiano Drive
in Woolen Hills around five point thirty Mother's Day morning,
but she also leaves a smelly Surprised she relieves herself
does number one and number two before pulling up her
shorts and walks away. Oh, like the homeowners were expecting

(11:04):
a Mother's Day gift.

Speaker 8 (11:05):
When I woke up, my husband said he was going
to bring me some coffee in a pastry. He went
downstairs and was greeted by a well in.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
The way you got that just you know, it was
just digested.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
And yeah, I'm sure she had had some coffee digest.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
And evacuated from somebody's body, but you got it.

Speaker 8 (11:22):
By a not only one package, but a second inappropriate,
disgusting package which was essentially like human feces and you
look to be urination.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
So the Amazon Amazon, you know, confirmed that the driver
was terminated following the incident. So the person has been fired.
But yeah, I mean, pretty.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Gross, pretty gnarly to come home on uh and or
come outside and see that on here.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
I would love to know why my guess is they
are so busy, right, they have like a jillion packages
to deliver in a certain amount of time, and they
probably didn't have to have time to go.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Okay, that's fine, but like pick a bush. Yeah, we're
somewhere out of the way. I would you choose to
drop I'm just but I'm just trying to figure out
why there.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yeah, the location is it? It feels like it's like
it's on purpose to thumb their nose at something. But yeah,
I see, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah, like it could have been like it could have
been because we've seen videos of drivers getting frustrated, like
you always I always have to deliver to the stupid house.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah, and I don't know Mother's Day.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
Should Yeah, but I did see that that was not
the only mess she made that day. She also urinated
on somebody else's porch, I think the same morning.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
So she was just a roll just going around ping
on that. Or she might have some sort of mental illness.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
It might be doing this as like they released her
video and like not like you can necessarily tell just
by looking at somebody. But she looked pretty normal.

Speaker 9 (12:53):
Girl.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
She dropped aduce your house. I mean that I think
that when there's a second location, there's a chance that
she has something something going on. I mean, you can
walk and talk and be normal quote unquote and then
just start doing this.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Yeah, maybe it's a weird fetish Amazon. Your package is here, Like, well,
that's that's not what I was expecting.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yeah, maybe she just can't control it.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Got your package?

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Oh my goodness, Well there it is.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
It's disgusting. Amazon drivers. Have you ever like, what do
you do when you're in that situation when you've got
a lot of packages to deliver and you've got a
number two emergency Defcon five situation pack in one? What
do you What do you do?

Speaker 4 (13:37):
I mean, wouldn't you carry like a bottle or a
bag or something in your.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Save you you got to go all the way.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
It's like some sort of receptacle.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
They might maybe they travel with one of those little
camping toilets.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Yeah, I don't know what eight six six.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Four five five nine what Amazon? You know, they drive
you so hard. They probably have a little crap and
incinerator in there and just going Yeah, I mean, got
the guys shooting rockets into the sky. Let's figure out
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Speaker 10 (14:16):
Yeah, good morning guys. You know, I heard about this story,
and I think it's like a fetish for some sick
people out.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
There to just poop on people's doorsteps.

Speaker 10 (14:28):
Yeah, or like or like go pee on It's like
something they get off on these kinds of things. Man,
I swear to God.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Well, I mean it's I suppose it is. You know,
in nature, animals do that to mark their territory. So yeah,
you know what if somebody's got a weird fetish of
doing the same thing, it is weird.

Speaker 10 (14:46):
I mean I want to be surprised. Man. Nowadays, nothing surprising.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
But in this in this day and age, wouldn't you
think that an Amazon driver of all people would look
up and see a ring doorbell? Maybe that's part of
the is like, wait to watch this on the news tonight.

Speaker 10 (15:05):
Because I've watched it. Yeah, he's he's like they're challenging
them themselves. You know, I might gonna get caught. I'm
gonna do a right front of the camera. Yeah, I
mean you were thinking Amazon driver goes to what like
fifty sixty seventy houses a day. I'm pretty sure they
know there's a camera out there.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yeah, I really would love to interview this person.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
I really would. Maybe maybe we can get ahold of
maybe we can write them all ar in jail because
I'm sure they're gonna be there for a little bit,
or maybe not because.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yeah, I mean we all we know that is that
she got terminated. We don't know if anyone's.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Is that not against the law. I mean, I mean
just pretty.

Speaker 10 (15:41):
Sure it is against I'm pretty sure it is against
the law.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Man.

Speaker 10 (15:44):
That's like that's thought.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Man.

Speaker 10 (15:46):
Can people can get see right? No, I mean you're
urinating is one thing, but with the pecs and stuffoy
that it carries a lot of disease, man. And I'm
pretty sure the homeowner probably has something to do with
the you know, maybe like again arrest ed or I'm
pretty sure.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Okay, Steve, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 10 (16:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Well, we'll let you know what if they arrest the
person or whatever happens. But as of right now, the
Amazon driver caught on video, and we'll put the links
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Speaker 3 (17:12):
Last night put two teams on the ropes as the
defending champions in the NBA. The Boston Celtics lost their
leader Jason Tatum, who went down with a lower leg
injury late in this game after he had already crushed
and had he had over forty points at this point,
when he a nearly non contact foul happened. Well, he

(17:36):
just went down really not even a foul, and couldn't
get back up. He was actually wheelchaired off of the court.
He's the best player on that court. Last night, afterwards,
his coach had this to.

Speaker 11 (17:49):
Say, you know, he's a type of guy that when
he gets right up, so he didn't, and you know,
we'll know tomorrow exactly what it is. But yeah, I
mean it's tough to watch guy like him get carried off.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Now he's the coach, and he claimed he didn't even
know what the injury was, that it was just a
lower leg injury. I'm calling bs on that. I think
we're gonna have a season ending injury reported today. They
just were trying to cushion the blow. Also, the international
slate is out for football and it's historic. The Minnesota

(18:20):
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would say as a fan, this is not the greatest luck.
The Vikings will play back to back games, one in
Ireland and then another in England. And this is back
to back. Day's first time any team has played in
two countries in back to back weeks. The Vikings will
do it. And what that does is robs you of

(18:41):
home games because there's like everyone's wearing random jerseys.

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Granted, I love England, I love Ireland. I'm going there
this summer, but that is not great for the team.
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No sorry, at the Tanner Jo and Lauriampatheta. That's right,
that's right, and we'll send you there. Seven thirty this morning. Laura,
yesterday spent the afternoon just relaxing at the house. I
did doing like just some chores at the house. Yeah, Now,

(20:15):
what did you do at the house that you found
that you found so relaxing.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
I reorganized my kitchen cabinets. It got to a point
where I was opening my cabinets and stuff was just
like falling out, and I was having a hard time
finding the things I needed to use because everything was
just kind of cluttered. So I was like, I think
it's time for me to get up there and do
some organization organizing.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
There's people at OCD who are hearing this, going, yes,
tell me more, Yeah, tell me more about you organized.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
Yeah, I'm Marie condoed my my cabinets. But I grabbed
my little step stool and I went up there and
I pulled out a bunch of stuff that like, I
consolidated all my peanuts, Like I had several bags of
peanuts that I used for my crows, and they were
all like open, and so I was like I could
just put all these one bag. And then so I mean,
I cleared out a lot of space. And then once

(21:04):
you start, you're on rolls. And I was like, well,
I'm going to clean out my little bar cabinet where
I keep all my my bar utensils and whatever, and
all my my glass wear and all that stuff. So
I went through every single cupboard I had, and I
reorganized everything. And after I was done, I just felt good,

(21:24):
you know, and it was just like I put on
some music and I just got into the groove, took
some mushrooms and I just went to Honestly, I should
have eaten like a weed gummy or something, but it did.
It felt very good, and I feel relaxing to get organized.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
I feel so relaxed once I'm organized, Laura, to your point,
I get exactly talking about two weeks ago, I gutted
my pantry. I just took everything out of the pantry
and there was because there was this food over here,
there's tools down here, there's food by the tools, there's
tools by the food. Everything's just scattered, real yes, And
so I gutted the whole thing and it took me

(21:59):
like an hour and a half to reorganize it.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
And it is so nice because the pantry can have
you know, it's got all the mistakes you made in there,
you know, like when you purchase something and I'll try
these and then they got for.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
A year, and there's stuff in there. I had, like
I had like nine boxes of Hamburger helper that was expired.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Yeah, when at the time, you're like, oh, five five
five for five, I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Be eating so good. And I never touched it, never
made them, but yeah, I found some comment in the
back of my cap my cabinets like that. I was like,
I don't even remember buying those from.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
It feels good. So I guess we want to know
this morning, what chore relaxes you?

Speaker 4 (22:37):
Yeah, what do you do? I mean, even if it's
not a chore, maybe it's just something unusual that you
do that just.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Like pressure washing and relaxes me. So it satisfies my OCD.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
And that's the first thing that comes to mind when
you ask the pressure washing.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
I just wish it got dirty or more. But because
it's so fun to do.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
I was just gonna say, pressure washing is fun when
you get to do it in uh light doses, right
like you do your house and then you're done. If
you're like on a three week mish, I think you
would be over it.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yeah I could. I mean, you know, it's just more
than once a year.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
I'm happy with more than once, Like, yeah, a couple
of times, I think I'm like, when I got it,
I cleaned my driveway, I was like, what else can
I pressure wash?

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Like, I'm gonna go clean my night, turn this puppy
down and wipe the fence off, het the mud off
the fence.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
You know, I'm like, what else can I do? You
can clean a barbecue with one. It's just kinda sweet.
That's good.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Possibilities are endless with these pressure washers.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
What is a chore that relaxes you? Eight six, six,
four four five one oh five nine is the number?

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Do you like?

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Just organizing your your cupboards?

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Is that something?

Speaker 4 (23:39):
And now I'm on a mission. Now, I'm like, Okay,
what else can I I gotta reorganize under my sink
in my bathroom. I'm just I can't wait to get
started on more project.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
And it feels good when you open it up and
it looks like like a commercial, you know, and a
TV commercial. Everything's always perfect, and I think it must be.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
I think I'm gonna buy some like a pull out
like shelves from Amazon, and I'm gonna I'm gonna stack
all my stuff and organize all myself. Oh, I've got
big play.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Those really ugly, but that's fine.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
Inside of my cabinets here you see them?

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Ay six six four four five one five nines and
number two. Is there something that you like to do
besides pressure washing that is just relaxing at home?

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Sure, yeah, I think it's it's I don't think there's
an exact title for it, so I'm gonna call it yarden.
But that's not that's not like playing with the flowers
and all that. Not gardening. Now, gardening is what my
wife does, and she's very good at it, but yarden
is more along the lines of and it sounds strange

(24:39):
because when you when you get passed with it, it
feels like a chore, but like a load of bark
dust or a load of rocks to fix, like your
your path you know, through the backyard and now greened.
You have to you have to unload this thing. But
it's the yard of like going there and watching the
guy dump to you know, thousand pounds of rocks in

(25:02):
your bed and then bringing it home and then having
like working on your place and improving your home.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
All that's satisfying.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Yeah, it's just like your eys is organizing, but it's
like it's just it's making it look pristine.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Yeah, No, I get that watching everything come together and.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Then you stand over with your hands on your going.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
I did that and my backer and I'm dying inside,
but I did it. But but it Yeah, it's absolutely
just like a nice clean pantry. But it just happens
to be some sweet river rock going out to the
gazebe what's a chore.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
That you find super relaxing at the house eight six
six four four five one o five nine, and also
send us a talk back to our Ihearts radio. So
if you don't have it downloaded for your cell phone
when you have the Bruce streaming, press the microphone.

Speaker 14 (25:42):
But good morning brookerub.

Speaker 15 (25:43):
So, I don't know if there's any particular cleaning thing
that I've done that is relaxing. I can see how
pressure washer would be relaxing. But there is a there's
a game. I don't know if it's on the Xbox,
but I know it's on the PlayStation Places four and
Places of five called Pressure Washer Show Relaxing.

Speaker 16 (26:05):
I'm not even kidding.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Oh, I've seen guys on the internet, dude like they're
literally mowing a yard a pressure wash.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
They're a lawn mowing one.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
I'm pretty sure. Just get a side gig and go, dude, Yeah,
some money.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
We got text messages coming in this One's thirty forty
nine says mowing the lawn relaxes me. I think it's
I think it's something about the sound of the mower.
It just helps me tune out the world for about
thirty minutes. Is that kind of weird? No, not at all, dude.
That's another one of those super satisfying things. As long
as I'm not sweating balls in the heat, I love it.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
I used to have one of those lawns where you
go all the way down, you come all the way back,
and it was just a big rectangle and super ugly,
but it was it was a ritual to do that thing.
I miss my patch. Yeah, mowing lawns are great.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Actually, am looking forward to somebody getting property like my
goals to live out in the woods somewhere.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
You ready for a ride on? Want one so bad?
Oh my god, you can't get the house that has
a little mini garage door. I've seen these. It's amazing
and it opens up and just oh, I want it.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
I want it so bad that you never had a
riding law.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
When I was a kid, we had a way.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
I was going to say that was my chore when
I was a kid, and I used to listen to
my my discman and play on my favorite tunes and
just go out there and moud a lawn.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
It was awesome, It was great. I love it.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
This one's from ninety four to fourteen. It says cutting
and splitting wood and firewood is super relaxing for them.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Oh and if you're good at it, like the way
you just go that motion and so clean.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
There's this dude on TikTok, This big, handsome, burly lumberjack
guy just chops wood.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Looks like the downy man out there is crush it.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
I could watch him all.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah, me too, and I'm straight man, But I'll tell
you what a handsome This says from thirty one to
fifty six. Laura, you got to hit up the container
store on Bridgeport. Oh, you get the exact measurement, measurements
and items that you need so they can just fit.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
Stuff for Oh that's a great idea. Oh, don't tempt
me with a good time. That sounds good.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Fat Thor says. My wife says, having sex with me
is a chore, but I enjoy it. I don't know
if that counts.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Yeah, I see it being a chore though.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Yeah, we have more talkbacks and where are apt?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Good morning, Brew crew.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
It's got to be dishes.

Speaker 6 (28:09):
For some reason, I cannot stand to see when there's
one to three dishes in the sink.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Oh yeah, yeah, it does give me stress when I
see them piled up too.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
It gives me stress when I see them. But I
hate doing the dishes. I don't think it's relaxing at all.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Yeah, like the I don't mind once I when I'm
closing it, you hear that clip junk. That feels good,
But everybody leading up to me getting your old food
off that plate?

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:33):
What is a relaxing chore? What's something that you do
at the house that you just like to do? Eight
six six four four five one of five. Nine is
the phone number. You can also send us a text
message on the McLoughlin's every text line at.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Nine eight one nine seven.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
More of your calls coming up right after Radiohead Happy Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
It's Tanner to and Laura on the Brew.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Here listening you dinner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
All right, Laura reorganized your cupboards at our house the
other day and found it super relaxing for it, she thought, yeah,
and I think I agree because I did the same
thing to my pantry like two weeks ago, and I
takes my anxiety way when there's like no clutter and stuff.
Right when we were playing that song, I got to
thinking about the actual chore that I love to do.

(29:16):
Like if you're jam this is my chore, right, like
if I if I get married or whatever, this is
my chore. And that's vacuuming. I have to have those
lines in the carpet, and it's like an obsession of
mine to the point where like it's got to be right.
I probably should take some medication or see somebody about it,
But like I dude, it's I give you that, like
the w formation. I go one line at a time

(29:38):
and then I it's almost like almost like I'm mowing a.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Lawn, very meticulous. Yeah, okay, and.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
I do it.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
I'll go over the same spots a couple of times.
But I if I love it because once I'm done,
I get that looks so good. Yea, even if you're
the rest of your house is kind of messy. Once
you have clean floors, it takes so much stress away.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Now, are you reluctant to ruin your lines like walking around?

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (29:58):
I get upset when like, stay out of there. If
I'm vacuuming in my dog walks in front of it.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Go bro, you do like the Flora's lava when you
get off the couch.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
I'll put them in another part of the house, just
for a few minutes so I can enjoy it, just get.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
It for a bit. But yeah, we want to know
what is relaxing to you?

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Is it vacuuming? Like me, Hi, it's standard true And Laura,
good morning, Hi.

Speaker 17 (30:24):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
What tour do you like to do at the house.

Speaker 18 (30:28):
Vacuum? If you think to do it, wow, Like, don't
touch the vacuum kids, My job's mine.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
I'd be like, okay, you got it.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Are you an everyday vacuumer or is it every other day?

Speaker 18 (30:44):
It's better.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Yeah, it is one of those things. Thanks for calling.
I think she's calling from the International Space Station. But
it's it's something that I love to do, and I
will always do it to get a new vacuum, I think,
because how much I love it. I spent three hundred
and fifty dollars on a vacuum, you know, because those
dices a serious vacuumer. I'm not getting a dicon again though,

(31:10):
you're moving on a Yeah, I've gotten two dice ins
and they just kind of it's not worth it, kind
of go out.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Yeah, I don't know. I'm just gonna get a shark
or something. And if you'll be back to those joyous lines, yes.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Yeah, it's my carpet line started touching my nipples and yeah,
all right, it's Tannered doing law. Good morning, Hey, good morning. Hey.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
What's that shore that you like to do in the house.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
Well, so, like you were saying, I got that place
up in the hills, I got about over an acre
of grass to mo and uh, it's the mower. I
got the big husk of varn A D three hundred.

Speaker 12 (31:44):
Yeah, back with a beer and the cup holder.

Speaker 13 (31:47):
Yes, And you know, I got bored.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
Of doing the back and forth lines, so I do circles.
I'll go do a bullseye circle.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
In the middle and just do a.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
Big circle, just keep winding out. I'll do the big
wavy waves, you know. And then and then the friends
come over and they're just like, oh, that's awesome, but
oh my god, I do the same thing with the
vacuum cleaner in a fa room.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Really. Yeah, So he's feeling of have to try that pattern,
my friend, I'll have to try that wavy lines.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Thanks dude, appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
That's probably the thing I miss most about having a
house is mowing the lawn. I love mowing the lawn.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
And it's Good's the same satisfaction I get when I vacuum.

Speaker 10 (32:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
The only time I don't like to mow the lawn
on a push mow is when it's wet grass.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Yeah, you're just in there, hate it. We got some
talkbacks coming in through our iHeart radio app. What shore
do you find relaxing?

Speaker 19 (32:38):
Good morning brew crew, mysterillegal here? Well, h yeah, anything
cleaning works for me. Mowing the lawn, doing dishes. I
don't rearrange the pantry too often, but vacuum, anything like that.
It's very h soothing and like very satisfying at the

(33:02):
end for sure. All right, keep on rocking, have a
great day.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
His voice was soothing.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Yeah, And I feel like they're chirbing in the background. Yea.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Can you just send me into the talk back just
like reading to me, and that'll be soothing to me
while I do chores. Tell me about your chores while
I do chores, and that's.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Going to be realized. Yeah, with the birds and the
voice is like a sleep app.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Seventy seven, twenty six. So somebody told me to get
a Kirby vacuum. You won't be disappointed.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Girl.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
My god, I got. The only reference I have to
Kirby is they used to do like door to door
sales and my mom had to call the cops on
a Kirby salesman once. Why dirt on the car? They
just wouldn't leave. Oh, She's like, all right, cool, you
did your sales pitch. I'm not going to buy your vacuum.
And they wouldn't leave the house.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Well, they're a good salesperson. They're not leaving.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
And so your mom called the cops.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
I think she. I don't think she actually did, but
I think she's threatened to.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
All right, I'll go.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
But they must be really good vacuums.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Someone said, get a Cebou, a sea Bow, a sea
Bow vacuum.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
They are the best.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Everyone's got a suggestion.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Couse me justice.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
You know what's funny? Back to that Kirby for a second,
and she threw them out. When you go to their website,
first thing it says is schedule in home demo.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Oh my god, they still don't.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Yeah, they didn't learn their lesson.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Eighty six oh seven says The chore they like to
do with the house is folding clothes and sheets.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
It makes me so happy.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
My god, you can fold my sheets to any especially
the fitted ones. I still haven't figured that out.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Twenty three ninety six says I love cleaning things outside
with the shop back.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Oh oh, that's nice. The shop fact. The only problem
is you do have to clean out that middle part.
But that fum does feel pretty good, Like well, you've
got it in the backseat of the car and you're
just grabbing fruit loops more talkbacks coming into oor up.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yeah, for me, it's gotta be hedge trimming, slash weed eating,
slash packing things apart with my chainsaws.

Speaker 20 (34:53):
So something about destroying plant life.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
That is the soul, you know.

Speaker 10 (34:58):
What I mean.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
If it's any If it's it's just as interesting as
it is to watch, because I'll watch those videos of
guys doing that and they'll put it in like fast motion.
I really enjoy watching them, like they'll turn out, you know,
like the bush is all overgrown and they'll square it up.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
I love that. It's It's like it's like watching a
haircut on a tree.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah, it's really great. More talkbacks through the app.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Good morning, broke coop me again?

Speaker 15 (35:20):
Uh, Janner, Have you tried shampooing your carpets?

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Now, that's a fun chore.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
I do that probably like once a year.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
You don't know about relaxing though, when they're all wet.
I'm nervous. Yeah, it's you know, and its.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
And it's tough to keep a dog off of newly
shampooed car.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
And I don't like walking around just on damp car.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Right, Yeah, you have to let them try for a while.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
That feels like a chore.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
More talkbacks through the app.

Speaker 21 (35:49):
Hey, so, I think my favorite thing is is the kitchen.
I hate to say it, but you know, getting the
clean countertops, clean sink, sink is like my thing, clean dishes,
you know, everything clean right there. Vacuuming is is second
most important. But those two I got those two. You
know the rest of it, you know whatever, but the

(36:12):
kitchen and vacuuming, you know. So it's like those chores
do the same, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Everyone's suggesting vacuum. Someone says Tanner best vacuum ever. Get
a rainbow.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
A rainbow.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Rainbow vacuums, never heard of it. I just need a good,
strong vacuum that's good for animal hair.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
Isn't bistle the animal hair vacuum.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
I'm sorry you've buried any chance of pretention.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
See Bo Kirby bistle. Just I just need one.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
If you your research tanner, you want the best vacuum,
you know.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
I just want to be told what it is. Just
there be the one, what's the one? And then I
get it and it's great. Oh my gods, some of
these are expensive, and I don't let's not go down
that road. When I say rainbow, how much do you
think of rainbow?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I bet you're gonna say, six hundred bucks, seven hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
This one's on eBay, so it's used, Okay, two thousand.
Here it's a vacuum. They've got one for another pre
owned one with attachments for twenty seven hundred.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
Wait, but yeah, what does this vacuum do? Are there
special attachments? Do you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 3 (37:21):
They've got them all. Yeah, Laura, everything you could dream
of over there. And I know where you're getting. When
you're almost at three thousand dollars. This thing. Better do
everything you ever, hope.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Dallas, good morning. What's the chow you enjoy doing?

Speaker 10 (37:37):
I enjoy pressure washing?

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what we were talking about earlier.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Man, that's fun and I love love.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
When it's when you you're watching it, like down a
little bit of a hill, so it's all going away
from you.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
What kind of pressure washer do you have, Dallas?

Speaker 20 (37:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 22 (37:51):
It's an old gas powered one.

Speaker 17 (37:53):
It's a wal Honda.

Speaker 20 (37:54):
I think, all right.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
I just got the new one from Costco like two
weeks ago. It's called B or something, just a B
on it, b B. I think, hey, whatever, whatever, as
long as it works. You know, my dad's had one
for like thirty years and he doesn't even want to
borrow my new one.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
It's like a good pressure washer. You just hold on
to that.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Bad man.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
They don't make things like they used to. Man, Thanks Dallas,
we appreciate it. Let's go to Spencer. Spencer, hard working guy.
What's the chore you like to do at the house
that do you find relaxing?

Speaker 13 (38:23):
Well, actually, what I wanted to tell you is I'm
going to tell.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
You the vacuum to get tam okay. I appreciate that.

Speaker 12 (38:30):
It's it's thistle.

Speaker 13 (38:31):
It is.

Speaker 12 (38:32):
Laura's right on that.

Speaker 17 (38:34):
I have the combo vacuum shampooer and all it gets
all the animal here out of the rugs and then
you can you can like mop well, vacuum your.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Yeah, I have hardwood and I have a vacuum mouth.

Speaker 17 (38:51):
Does it is amazing, Like my my lady got it
and was like, yeah, this is going to be your job.

Speaker 20 (38:58):
And the first time I did it, I was.

Speaker 13 (38:59):
Like, this takes like half an hour and it cleaned everything.

Speaker 12 (39:02):
This is amazing.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Okay, how much did you drop on that on that bistle?

Speaker 17 (39:07):
I think they're like two fifty to three hundred, and
then you have to buy the fluid that.

Speaker 23 (39:14):
Specific Okay, all right, well I'll look into it, dude,
I'll look into it because I am I am in
the market for a new a new vacuum to satisfying
my for this.

Speaker 13 (39:24):
Doubt fire like dropping and taking it up.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
It's amazing, all right, buddy, thank you dropping it?

Speaker 3 (39:32):
All right.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
I'm excited that actually likes fun a bistole vacuum. All right,
I look into the bistles. I mean it's no rainbow.
Everyone now I'm hearing seeing more people in the text
Lin dude, Yeah, Rainbow vacuums two grand, but they're worth it, Damn.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
It's a lot of It looks like there's some cheaper ones,
but I know you're not gonna want somebody's busted up
old one.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
If somebody's used vacuum, that's great. My vacuum stinks so
bad and I turn it on now, right, you know,
can you imagine somebody else's pre furbished?

Speaker 4 (39:58):
No, basically, I mean you got.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
To think about it. He just got done explaining that
his isn't new anymore, so it's all messed up. You
just go right back into Problemsville.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Hi, Santa Jo and Laura. What's the chore at the house?

Speaker 3 (40:11):
You like to do that you find relaxing painting painting
painting a nice brain dead paint job, throwing some music
paint a house. It's awesome. I like that.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Yeah, you know, I always though it would be fun
to do you get those those guns you just throw
on some headphones.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
That would be cool.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Maybe crack a beer paint. I think that would be
a really fun job.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
All about it? Absolutely? Yeah, And when like when you
see a house get painted, it is pretty like you
even in fast motion on the internet when they're going
like a real quick garage door. Yeah, man, that it
looks like you're doing work in no time.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
I don't know about you, guys, though, I always feel
like when I'm painting a room or something, I'm like, oh,
it's easy, it's just painting, and then I start doing
it and I'm like, I hate this so much.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
It's hard.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Yeah, it's just like tedious. But I understand how it
could be relaxing for some.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Hey, sir, is the hardest paint to paint red? Because
I find red being the hardest.

Speaker 10 (41:07):
Oh, anytime you paint over anything dark? Absolutely all right?

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Yeah, true.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
I had to do a bunch of coats with the red,
like like the six coats or something like that.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Did you use a primer?

Speaker 3 (41:17):
I think I don't know, Probably not, all right, I
used paint. Laura.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Thanks for the call, bro, We appreciate it. Coming up
here in just a few minutes more your calls and text. Also,
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And Laura Portland's Rock Station. One of five nine the Brew.
It's Tanner to and Laura. Getting a lot of people
chiming in on chores they like to do with the house,
Chores that they find relaxing, Like mine is vacuuming, Laura
pointing out of cupboards the other day. Drew likes the
pressure wash, yard and yard. What is something that you
like to do? So many texts are coming in and
a lot of people are also suggesting vacuums. I've seen

(42:07):
a lot of team bissles this morning. I gotta tell you.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Oh, okay, so we.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Got some talkbacks coming in. Let me read which oney
one here?

Speaker 2 (42:13):
You want to hear talkbacks or text message for talkbacks?

Speaker 3 (42:16):
All right, we'll do that.

Speaker 19 (42:18):
Yeah, yeah, Rainbow backs your best option.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Yeah, they're a little expensive.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Rainbow a little expensive. Twenty five hundred dollars for a
vacuum is more than a little expensive.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Yeah, I feel like that's like an industrial vacuum.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Yeah, yeah, it's a serious unit. Maybe it's the person
who's had it. You know, they're done ripping hair out
of the bottom of the vacuum. I'm close to there.
Maybe maybe maybe this is a bit.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
I'll check it out. Here's another talkback. I can't what
is going on with these people.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Did it end up coming through?

Speaker 5 (42:54):
Thing to do with landscape of my property, proving it,
cleaning it up, scrimming bushes.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Flower flowering on it, and to get a fat thumb
over the phone. Yeah, that happens describing yard. And we
got text messages coming in on our McLoughlin Cheverlet text line.
This one says, I love sweeping, mopping, and dusting. That's
the chores that they like to do. Uh favorite chore.
They like scooping debris out of the hot tub and
bouncing the chemicals.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Uh wow. And I remember some dads like that when
we were kids. You'd go over to their house. The
dad would be out there with the little gauge putting
samples of water in there, trying to figure it out.
All right.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Coming up next, we're gonna get you some tickets to
go see Breaking Benjamin in Three Days Grace, one of
five nine the Brew presents that show on October first
at the Tanner Drew and Laura Amphitheater. We're gonna play
the five and ten game. So you'll have ten seconds
to name five items whatever category we give you ned
collars ten and eleven right now, eight six, six, four, four, five,
one oh five nine, And we'll do that after Fuel
on the Brew.

Speaker 6 (43:53):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
All right, a few more talkbacks.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
People wanting to share the chorices if they like to
do the chores that they find relaxing, like vacuuming or
pressure washing, or Laura likes to reranger cupboards. Yeah, so
here's a talkback.

Speaker 15 (44:14):
Okay, so I get the wet carpet thing and all that,
but my shampoo and I don't know what Brandon is.
I'd have to ask the why.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
People say my shampoo has.

Speaker 15 (44:24):
A dry feature, so it actually dries my carpets as
I'm shampooing.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Oh that's kind of cool.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
That is cool. Yeah, it's like Battle of the vacuum.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Everyone's, yeah, sharing their opinions on vacuums. I will, I'll
figure it out, But so far, I think I'm leaning
towards Bissel OK.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Yeah, and they've got a carpet cleaner slash vacuum combo
that I'm looking at right now that you could check
out more talkbacks with you.

Speaker 21 (44:49):
Man.

Speaker 24 (44:49):
You guys just took me back a whole decade. I
used to work for Kirby Vacuums, going door to door. Man,
those things were two thousand dollars back then. But I
would have to go in home and vacuum people's floors
and even their mattresses. And then I would show them
the filter and say, look at all the skin cells
I picked up, and oh my god, I have to
have this thing right now. I mean, I had a

(45:12):
dog break through a door at me the one time
after knocking on their door.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
It was pretty sketchy.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
I like that job.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
And also, you're just going and doing people's chores, because
what if they're like, all, this guy's.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Going to vacum my place.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
I'm almost convinced you come back into the living room.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
Yeah exactly. It's like I think, over here, I want
to see how it works in this corner, and.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
When it's all done, you're like, you know what, I'm
just decided it's a little over my price.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Around Ben, I really just don't have anything left to do,
yea one of those?

Speaker 2 (45:39):
All right, well, there it is. I will let you
know what vacuum I get, you know, as soon as
I get it.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
Yeah, keep us posted.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Let's play this game, the five and ten game. It's
a very simple game. We're gonna give you ten seconds
to name five items in whatever category we give you
on the line this morning, tickets to go see Breaking
Benjamin and three Day Grace, one of five nine the
Brew Presents that show coming up on October first looks

(46:04):
me and are contestants calling from Saint Helens this morning.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Her name is Isabelle.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
What's up? Is abelt?

Speaker 18 (46:10):
Hey there, good morning.

Speaker 20 (46:12):
How are you guys doing?

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Doing well?

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Can I call you Isy?

Speaker 5 (46:16):
That's totally fine, that's normally what I go by.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
All right.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
I liked it.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
I like easy. That's good.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Did you ever eat it Izzy's pizza?

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (46:23):
Oh, I actually haven't.

Speaker 10 (46:24):
I've been meaning to try.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
It though, No, it's I don't think that's opening.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
Note is pizza in a whole lot more? And no
whole lot more?

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Yeah, those are just an old chain. I don't think
there existing.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
They dominated back in the day, though.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
Is he?

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Do you know how to play this game.

Speaker 10 (46:40):
I've not played it before, but I think I can
pick it up pretty easy.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
You have not played this game, all right, explain the
game to a law.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
Okay, you just have to name five We're going to
give you a category. You have to name five things
in that category in ten seconds. And today's category was Oh,
today's category is birds. Types of birds.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
All right, you've got ten seconds. Name five types of birds.
Your time begins now.

Speaker 10 (47:04):
All right, Robin's clothes, blue jays, stinches, and falcons.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Wow, that get experts. That congratulations, You just got yourself
tickets to.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Go see Breaking Benjamin and three Days Grace one of
five nine the group presents.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
Also, thanks for thank you, thanks for winning that game.
Because Tanner is always saying that women don't perform well
in these games, and you just proved him wrong.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
You make it sound so sexist when I say, when
you say like that, ladies have a history of kind
of struggling things, I'm.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Not making it sound sexist. That's what you say.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
But I say it in a lot of the sweeter
way than the lighter tone. And it's also a fact.
But today today she did a great job.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
And I'm very proud of she did crug, so big.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Ups to Izzy. And if there isn't Ezzy's pizza anywhere,
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Let me used to have a sweet Salad bar and
it was that. That was that the so much more,
well it was the pizza.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
They had everything, liked wings and stuff. Yeah, it was
like a buffet restaurant. But it wasn't good. Like the
pizza was not good. Is it like it was like
a CC.

Speaker 13 (48:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
It's part of nostalgia, so we were supposed to pretend
it was delicious.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Exactly like if it were here today, I'd go.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
I there was one down the street from my house
when we lived in Eugene, and I watched it go
out of business. Is these pizzas a defunct pizza chain
formerly based in Oregon? You know they at one point
they were all over TV the whole deal.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
It rounded nineteen seventy nine by Fred Jansen and his mother,
Isabelle Covault.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Oh named after Isabelle.

Speaker 13 (48:40):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Ye right, you really missed out, is he? Or maybe
it didn't. No, it's like you didn't.

Speaker 13 (48:45):
She did.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Bar was sexy, She's good.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Hang on the phone, we'll get you those tickets and
we'll see you at the show. We'll have another pair tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Laura.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
All right, uh, this morning, you know we've been talking
about is that you found relaxing, which is gonna bleed
right into this segment. Yeah, because Drew was cleaning something
the other day which he found to be like the
grossest thing ever.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
So this was not a relaxing experience for you know, this.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
Is this is the grossest thing you've ever had to
clean up?

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Okay, yeah, so that's what we want to know this morning.
The grossest thing you've ever had to clean up? You know,
this is not a relaxing show at all. This stressed
you out. This has caused arguments at the house. Maybe
there were no I was alone, Okay, not you, but
like other people, Oh.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Yeah yeah yeah maybe oh oh oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Maybe the tension you know was just there. You could
you could cut it, you know with a knife.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Yes, especially when it's who's going to clean it up?

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Yeah, like if the kids made the mess, and like
the parents have to clean it, but who.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Has to clean these responsibilities?

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Age six, six, four, four, five, one of five. Nine
is a number. What's the grossest thing you had to
clean up? Maybe you're somebody who has to clean up
crime scenes, or you're somebody who has to clean up.
But just like like maybe you work at an old
folks home and you maybe.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
You're a janitor at a high school or something.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
You drive by those porterlet trucks, someone's driving that.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Yeah, right, you know eight six six four five five nine, Drew,
what was the gross thing you.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Had to clean up the other day? So on Saturday,
my two older girls and Amy went to a birthday
party at a like a trampoline place, so they were gone.
It was just Millie and I for a two and
a half hour splash, which most of it was going
to be a nap. It was supposed to be kind
of the more low key part of the day, and
so I was just, you know, watching some NBA playoffs

(50:30):
on the couch, had her baby monitor right there. She's out,
everything's good. Well. At the end of her nap, she
wakes up while I'm on the phone with Amy, and
you know, she's like, yeah, well, I dropped the girls
off the thing. I'm going to do this and blah
blah blah. And I'm like I'm like, hey, the baby's crying,
let me call you back. She's up from her nap,

(50:52):
and I walk upstairs, guys, and when I walk in,
Now this is I don't baby talk my kids, but
when you're one, and some of it is kind of babyish.
So what we'll say is did you go poopoo? And
she'll say poopoo if she went to the bathroom, and
it's a way to let you know what you're in for. Well,

(51:12):
I opened the door and I started to smell something,
and she's standing there and she's at the back of
the room. And as I walked through, it's the smell
just hits me in the face like a truck And
I'm all, did you go poo poo? And she doesn't
say a word, ship staring at me like a deer
in the headlights. And when I came up on the
crime scene, what had happened?

Speaker 1 (51:34):
God?

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Please no. And this is a little tho, but it's real.
She had pooped her pants before she fell asleep. You know,
she's in a sleepsack. You don't know when she's up there,
there's like music on, and she'd fallen asleep, so part
of it had dried. And then she woke up from

(51:55):
her nap, and I had made the mistake of not
putting pants over her diaper, which keeps her from pulling
at the at the velcro. Yeah, she pulled the diaper off.
And I cannot explain enough to you guys. There was
poop on her back, on her shoulders, on her feet,

(52:18):
and her entire crack was spackled her front side, every
all her lady bits completely underwater in in feces. It
looks like she had panicked in the minute or two
that this all went down and grabbed every stuffed animal
and tried to clean up her sleepsack, the zipper, all everything, everything.

(52:45):
And so I'm like, oh my god, Oh my god.
And I pick her up and I'm like, oh my god,
what have you done? There is it's everywhere, dude, And
you know, you know how much I hate this stuff.
Everyone hates it, but I hated it a special this guy.
Didn't you bathrooms? I hate poop?

Speaker 4 (53:05):
And didn't you film a video of you like dry
heaving when you were changing Lucy.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Yeah, it's got like seventy thousand. It's the most successful
thing I ever did. But I will also say this
that there there was nothing I could do. I took
her to the shower and I sat her day or
she stood up in there and the stuff was all
over her feet. She was like, it was tracking everywhere.
So I'm just taking wet wipes, and I've got a
pile of wet wipes and I'm thrown away. I've got

(53:29):
a giant garbage thing and it's it's not working. It's everywhere,
it's it's in places that cannot have this stuff there.
And so I take her to my shower and set
her down and I turned the shower on. She's freaking
out because I'm freaking out. She's like screaming at me.
I'm I'm now disrobing as fast as I can to

(53:51):
get into my own shower, but she's trying to grab
for me with this stuff all over her, on her
shoulders and her back and everything but her mouth and
her face. And so finally I get into this shower
and close it and realize that there is nothing that
I can do but to manually with my bare hands.
Now there's a shower on, clean the entire scene with

(54:15):
just my mits and water. Yeah, it was devastating. The thing,
the air, like there are areas that we don't have
as boys, that are not normally to be cleaned by me. Yeah, god, yeah,
and of that filth. She was so how long to
take it to clean and everything up? We were in

(54:36):
the shower for a good like fifteen minutes because then
I had to re clean us, you know, like I was.
I was scrubbing like an OCD freak show, Like I
was completely disturbed. You get out of the shower and
the entire crime scene.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Is still I was saying about that, you're cleaned up,
but you got a whole thing to deal with.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Yeah. So I call Amy in a heap, you know,
and she's I'm like I'm ex planning it to her
and she's like, Okay, I'm gonna be home in twenty minutes.
So she helped me with that final part.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
She turns into Hannibal from eighteen mar Here's we're gonna need.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Yeah, she was like the clean up guy in pulp fiction. Yeah,
the wolf. Yeah, she wolfed it and she did help
take care of all that. But I mean, just talking
about it, I'm having an anxiety attack.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
I remember you're talking about this before it happened, too,
and You're like, yeah, it should be easy. I'm just
gonna put her down for a nap, and it shouldn't
be any problem at all. It's only a couple of hours.
What could possibly go wrong?

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Yeah? Everything? And I said when I called Amy, I
go in the twenty five to thirty minutes since I
talked to you last everything, everything has changed. We've been
through a lot. And she just takes a breath. What
did you do? Oh? Boy?

Speaker 17 (55:48):
All right?

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Well jeez, I mean it's that was a good doozy.
That's rough. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
If you ever had to clean up boy, I guess Yeah,
what's the worst thing you've had to clean up? I'm
sure parents have had to clean that up before, But
what's the what's the absolute worst thing? Eight six, six, four, four,
five five nine in number?

Speaker 4 (56:05):
So how many? How many stuffed animals did you have
to sacrifice?

Speaker 3 (56:08):
At the end of the time, A couple of them
got tossed away. But Amy works some miracles. She can
clean shoes and poop up a toy. And I bet you,
I bet you used a whole thing of wet wipes.
Oh that thing is devastating. That just that bag alone,
if somebody opened it up, they'd think that somebody had
a mental breakdown.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Let's go to line one, Hides Tanner, Joe, Laura what's
the grossest thing you've ever had to clean up?

Speaker 5 (56:30):
Hello?

Speaker 20 (56:31):
I lived in Los Angeles as a cleaner for a
good five years, and there was this one lady's house
that I cleaned up that she was like severely depressed
emmern later and her whole place was absolutely trashed, and
it was already pretty bad. I'd already spent five or
six hours there, but she's like, oh, make sure you
get to the fridge. And Guys, I can't even describe

(56:55):
the atrocities that were within the fridge. Like I swear
this lady never touched her fridge, Like it seems like
she moved out like six months ago and left the fridge.

Speaker 10 (57:05):
Open or something.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
And so we're talking about old food, moldy just things
were growing on this food.

Speaker 20 (57:11):
Like literally, like like things from outside of this world.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Bro.

Speaker 20 (57:15):
Like, it was absolutely atrocia details.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
And when you think about it, like do you still
kind of smell it?

Speaker 4 (57:22):
Do you never forget smells like that? Yeah?

Speaker 20 (57:24):
Yeah, it was so far gone that the smell was
barely there. But then as soon as you'd move like
one little bit of the.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
Crust, yeah, crack it out the stink pot.

Speaker 5 (57:34):
It was.

Speaker 20 (57:35):
It was horrible, Like I'm talking trees of fun guy.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Guys, Wow, whoa trees?

Speaker 3 (57:41):
It's a good Christmas song. Actually, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
So I'm assuming she'd moved out and yeah, because I
would be so embarrassed to hire somebody to go oh yeah.

Speaker 20 (57:52):
For me was yeah, she was horrified, but she she
didn't give me a lot of details when I showed
up and there was a clear moment where I thought
about just leaving. I was like, this is a health hazard.
But she straight up paid for respirators and she apologized
profusely when I was like, lady, this is pretty bad.
But no, she ended up paying me really well, and
she left me a glowing five star review of my
task grab it account.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
So then and now there there you go. Worked out well,
thanks dude. Glad you didn't die from the creatures in
the fridge. That's oh, I feel like I can.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
I I didn't see it, obviously, but I'm imagining that
and just like the because you'll like, okay, that resembles
the food, but it's clearly there's like.

Speaker 25 (58:28):
Throwth on my skin's never been the same. But I
got a five star review.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
The mushroom spores. It was probably tripping in there. Oh boy,
all right, let's take one more call before you go
to break and standard. You and Laura tell us what's
the grossest thing you've ever to clean up?

Speaker 10 (58:42):
Come on, guys, turn your radio, but turn your radio off.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Bad. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (58:51):
A couple of months ago, my daughter had been feeling
well and she's six, and I let her sleep with me,
and well I woke up to her puking all over
me in my bed.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Okay, you pew in the bed, Jared.

Speaker 13 (59:04):
You did daughter all over me?

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (59:11):
You give the KI for a doc is like, I'm sorry,
but you've got a gun.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Because barf is it's right there with poop.

Speaker 25 (59:17):
I was just thinking that way you were telling that
story as my pendulum was swinging back and forth. And
I don't know what the worst straw in that position is,
cleaning vomit out of carpet or poop?

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Is?

Speaker 2 (59:29):
I feel like poop has got to be the worst, man.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
I feel like it's a horse race, honestly, Honestly, I
was on what you had to eat for the vomit.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
That could be, because I would say, vomit is worse,
this smell of it, like and like the texture of it,
and it's just like I hate.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
Okay, okay, the room, but the room. Hold on, let's
keep talking about that. Was getting more your calls coming
up in a second. What's the grossest thing you've ever
had to clean up? Hang on, and now, Bruce, here's Drew.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
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(01:00:21):
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which is super small, right, Well, the Dallas Mavericks ended
up getting the number one pick, and they had a

(01:00:42):
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They jumped ten spots, the biggest move in the history
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the next season will be here before we know it,
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Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
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Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
M oh, I see, yeah, they butter everything and say
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know what is the grossest thing you've had to clean up?
Did your kid have a poo poo disaster like Drew's
kid and you have to clean that up, or maybe
you're maybe you're a paramedic or something.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
You had to clean them something gnarly.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
Your call is coming up after Billie Idol. It's Tanner,
Drew and Laura on the Brew.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
You're listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura. Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Happy Tuesday. We want to know what is the grossest
thing you've had to clean up? Bee Flodder. You know
you used to live at.

Speaker 25 (01:02:41):
A you know, a morgue, right, Yeah, well I didn't
live it, well, my gramma did, and uh, I stayed
there for extended periods of time.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
So I'm assuming maybe you had to clean something up,
like a body that fell off.

Speaker 25 (01:02:51):
Now, at that point in time, I was shielded from
a lot of it, so I didn't see anything that
was overly gnarly until I.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
Was a little older. Okay, so then it was just like, yeah,
you clean stuff up.

Speaker 25 (01:03:02):
But it was just like vacuuming the funeral home because
you went out the hers after it came back.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
But you went with your dad to pick up the
entirely different deal.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
That was an entirely different scenario. You have jobs.

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
I've seen some gross things.

Speaker 25 (01:03:15):
Oh sure, but you're just taking care of the one thing.
You're not having to clean the space up, right, like
you're you're removing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
The you're just taking a body of it. Yeah, but
I remember you tell me the story about the person
who fell into the tub and there the dog ate them.

Speaker 25 (01:03:29):
Alt was cats and it was ate both of her calves.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
Yeah, eight her calves off. Man.

Speaker 25 (01:03:38):
I saw a biker dude that shot himself on a couch.
He was all bloated up real good. And you talk
about smell, bro, you talk about smell, You move that
and it'll clear out a room.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Oh boy, literally, send people, send people moving. Yeah, yeah,
my mom's cleaned up melted human goop.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Yeah, that's one of the stories that came to my head.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
And when this in this time, the fact that it's
dripping off of a waterbed like the human body goes
to goes to google.

Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
Why why did your mom clean up?

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
So the initial cleanup was done by you know, because
it was a he died of quote unquote natural causes.
He's just old and blowdy. Yeah it was. But it
was my mom's uncle's adopted son, so it was family.
But so she was all they had and they were
selling the house. So my mom got on her hands

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and knees and scrubbed it out because.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
He had like his he kind of decomposed and it
was it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Was hot, and he started to melt. Literally, Yeah, you liquefyed.
But she's a tough lady, and that one stays with you. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
I think those you know, like there's certain things you know,
like when I, uh, when I drink, you know, like
you can if you got really hammered one night and
had a really terrible hangover that smell again years later.
You can't get away from it. It's like you just
know it right away, can imagine it almost.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
Body and Yeager are a lot of like I imagine.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
We do have some talk back messages coming into a store.
iHeartRadio app. You can download it for your cell phone
and send us a message anytime. It comes right here
to the studio. What is the grossest thing you've ever
had a cleanup?

Speaker 16 (01:05:15):
Hey, Tanner, Drew and Laura. The grossest thing I think
I've ever had a cleanup is old people's poop. I
mean the smell everything, It's pretty gross.

Speaker 9 (01:05:28):
The grossest thing I've ever had to clean up was
after birth, after a racehorse had a baby. I took
the twin to my class and my biology class when
I was a freshman, and I showed it to the
teacher and told her what it was and how I
got it, and.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
She threw up.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Yeah, it's Tannerdjow and Laura. What's the grossest thing you
ever read to clean up?

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
So?

Speaker 13 (01:05:57):
I worked for a moving company. Yeah, and out of
my eight years working for this company, I have only
ever declined to do one job.

Speaker 12 (01:06:07):
But you guys want to hear about the worst thing
I've had to do. I've had to move several Senior Service,
senior citizens and everything from their houses. How many times
I've had to find their DCS and everything around their
house is astonishing. How many times I've found mold building

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up in their apartments and everything when I had to
move them into another apartment.

Speaker 13 (01:06:33):
It's just.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
And you wonder how how they let their places get
like that. But sometimes it's mental illness. Sometimes they hold
they physically just can't.

Speaker 13 (01:06:40):
They can't do it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
Man, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
I'm not looking forward to getting old, and like I
just I'm going to be checking. You know, my grandparents
live in Texas, but boy, i'd be checking their house
every day, like just making sure just not poop in
a corner. I see you build up.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
I see myself at ninety, like, you know, trotting into
a kitchen and just being like, huh is that my poop?

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
Yeah, Like that's when you know you're like, god, I'm
no longer capable. Yeah, just rolled down your pant leg. Yeah.
I don't know how it happened, but that, but I
kind of remember that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Thanks dude.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
That's that's gross.

Speaker 9 (01:07:13):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
How long did you so? You did that job for
eight years?

Speaker 13 (01:07:15):
You said, I'm still working for the company right now.

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
Yeah, wait, so what's the job you've turned down?

Speaker 13 (01:07:24):
So, so it was.

Speaker 12 (01:07:27):
A hoarder house, okay.

Speaker 13 (01:07:30):
So we walked in. So it was me and two
of my coworkers. We walked into this house. So before
we walked in the house, we knew we were kind
of it was kind of bad because we found this
in Paula outside that I had trash bags covered all
the way up and down its side and on top
of the vehicle.

Speaker 12 (01:07:46):
You don't realize.

Speaker 13 (01:07:47):
It was a vehicle, and say he looked at the back.
So we walked into this house and immediately my stomach
wanted I immediately wanted to throw up.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
So it's just like, is it the kind of horder
house you'd see on the TV show? Just garbage piled
high and.

Speaker 13 (01:08:05):
Walked living or was cleaned, and we walked into the
bedroom and I should you not?

Speaker 9 (01:08:12):
There was.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
You can't.

Speaker 10 (01:08:16):
My bad.

Speaker 14 (01:08:17):
So there was.

Speaker 13 (01:08:19):
Stuff at least up to my thigh and I am
six foot tall.

Speaker 12 (01:08:23):
Just give you an idea.

Speaker 13 (01:08:24):
The lady pointed out the dresser and like, hey, we
want to get this dresser. Like, oh, okay, So we
walked down the hallway to another bedroom, with stuff piled
up to my thigh. Again, she pointed out an arm
war and like, so we also want that arm war
out of the out of the room. And we're like,
there is no way in heck that we're gonna be

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able to get this stuff because we're a moving company,
not a trash company. Like, there's no way. So I
walked out and actually call our office like, look, we're
not doing this job, and she's like, what do you mean?
So I said her photos that I took and she goes, yeah,
you're not doing that job is try to leave politely
and everything, and oh, I will leave politely and I

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will don't worry.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
Yeah, you know your place is trashed when you look
outside and the moving truck is squealing away.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Yeah yeah, all right, thanks dude, thinks I don't. I
couldn't do it either, man, And I feel bad for
those people, But you're gonna need a crew that specializes.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
And stuff like them. Yeah, oney, hunter got junk or
something not that, and.

Speaker 25 (01:09:27):
Like dumpsters, Like I mean, you're not just hauling a
couple of truck lit stuff away.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
Like you need one of those big metal dumpsters to
project dropped off. Need to call TLC we got more
talk backs coming into our app morning brew crew.

Speaker 26 (01:09:40):
Yeah, so we had to throw away There was a
dumpster filled with fish. I lived on Catalina Island and
this was in the summer and I was working there.
They would go into a compactor, right, all the all
the garbage are going to a compactor. Well, they wouldn't
allow the fish to be shipped like as a biohazard.
So we had to go through there and dig out

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these rotten fish like a week later. It was disgusting.
The whole town stunk for like a week.

Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
That is a little worse appetizing.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
We got text messages coming in on a McLoughlin Chevrolet
text line, what is the grossest thing you ever had
to clean This one's from ninety four to twenty eight,
says The gross thing I had to clean up was
when I was a janitor for an elementary middle school
when the girls smeared their there's their blood on the mirrors.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
Oh, you know what I'm saying, I would you do that?

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
No, that's That's the grossest thing I had to clean up.
When I worked at Target, they had somebody did something
terrible in the women's restroom. I've told this story before,
and I went in there and a tamp and someone's
used tamp and was stuck to the side of the
toilet bowl.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
Oh, that's not that hard to clean up. All I
have to do is like poke it with a stick.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
I had to.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
I had to build a stick with toilet paper, and
it was like, really those really rough paper towels.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
I built a poking stick and I poked at it
and then I finally got it, and you got to
think he's a teenage kid.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
It's a whole No, sixteen years old.

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
Yeah, that is that is top.

Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
I mean, density a little traumatized.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
But it was awful. There's no Honestly, men's restrooms are
so much better. The women's rushrooms are always.

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
I don't doubt that. Women can always pretty pretty discussing.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
And the men you get two smells, you get pea,
and then you get some pooh. With the women you.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
Get thirty one smells. It's so much stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
We got more text coming in and says from ninety
sevent eighty four. So the worst thing I ever to
clean up was my roommate. Roommate's leg drippings. He had
congestive heart failure, So his legs were swelling and he
had to sit and he had to sit and smoke
and it would just drip. He had to sit up
to smoke and it would just drip, and eventually you
could smell. It would smell so putrid coming through the house.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
I think it's best not to be smoking with congestive
heart failure.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
And you could see the smell was coming right where
his feet was just a little puddles of nastiness.

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
My legs are already leaking. What else can go wrong?
This isn't about longevity. What is the grossest thing you
had to clean up? More you call coming up?

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
You're listening to Danner Drew and Laura Danner Drew.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
And Laura Portland's rock Station one O five nine The
Breuds tannered to and Laura. I wanted to know this morning,
what is the grossest thing you've ever had to clean up?
And we've heard, Oh my god, there's just so many
gross stories. The text messages or text messages that are
coming in are pretty gnarly.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
Listen to this.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
The talk back that we got through, I already went
from this guy.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
It's the thing I got clean up is when I
worked at the gas station. We had these tweakers.

Speaker 27 (01:12:27):
Come in and decided to take a big old dump.
But they didn't use the toilet. Well, they just used
the floor and then picked up and smeared it all
over the walls and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
My god, for no reason.

Speaker 27 (01:12:41):
Oh it's fun.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
End of the night clean up.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Yeah, you opened the door of the bathroom. You just
what did the hell has happened to here?

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
Unbelievable?

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
Yeah, I don't know that I could do it, dude,
I'd probably call the boss book. You got to hire
somebody like a pro to come in here because there's
literally poop smeared.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
On the walls.

Speaker 4 (01:12:59):
I'm not We need men in suits right to come
in here and clean this up.

Speaker 9 (01:13:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
I don't even know if I go back into the
main office or if I just walk right to my car. Yeah, call,
I'm like this. My career in gas has ended right here.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
We got text messages still coming in on our McLoughlin
Chevrolet text line. This one says I got home from
work one day to a horrible smell and discovered that
my dog had explosive diarrhea all over his crate and
was completely covered in Now he literally had it dried
it literally, it had all dried in there, and it

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took forever to wash out. I thought it was I
thought I was gonna throw it multiple times. That happened
to me once. My not this dog, but my dog
before him pooped in this crate and it was a mess.
C leinough and sorry, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
I was just gonna say, dogs don't do that, so
unless they're sick, and so I'm sure they were not
loving it either.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
It's the combination of the two. It's and it's the
same thing with when I was cleaning off Milly is
the dry with the wet makes it a up heart
you're scrubbing amongst all the other problems.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
Antique Brian sent a textan and said, the worst thing
I had to clean was a hoarder's estate. The house
was so full that we discovered multiple closets and in
a weird attic space and creepy access stores that were
completely hidden by piles of boxes and antiques.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
Wow, man, straight off a TV.

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
Part of that is, I don't know, because most of
it's trash, but there's got to be some gems in there.
But like, who's going to take the time to go
through all that garbage to find the good stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
I think like a beef water type character could get
into that as long as it's not too gross, you know,
because if it's all rotten in there, then the stuff's
probably bad.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
More your calls and texts coming up here in a second,
I'm gonna yeah, jeez.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
He kind of lucky with the life that you've got
that there aren't a ton of these stories something.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
He's pretty gnarly man. More your calls coming up? Your
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It's Tanner, Drew and Laura. Uh, this is this is
kind of crazy. So remember the movie Minority Report where
they would it was like, you know, they'd have these

(01:15:11):
three pre cogs that would predict crimes.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
Basically they would like, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
This person's gonna commit murder, you better go stop them
and arrest them. Right yeah, Well, apparently something like this
is being worked on in the UK right now. Apparently
it's a murder prediction algorithm hm, which is really creepy.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
Yeah, which is weird to like be able in a
non movie sense, to be able to prosecute someone for
something they haven't done.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
But now I guess to the use of AI algorithms
that same path as you know that they used in
minority report. That's kind of stuff is being explored in
the UK. Reports say this new program is looking into
logistics behind using technology to quote, uh, preemptively identify who
might commit murder?

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
Can you prosecute somebody who hasn't committed a crime yet?

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
But we're I'm sure we'll get new rules into place.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
A lot of questions they're saying, of course this comes
with a lot of loaded questions that the demand's answers
before something like this could even go live. Yeah, like
how does how do we know the algorithm's information is
even correct? Because every person's going to say, well.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
I didn't do anything, I haven't committed any murder, wouldn't
we need like a series of tests where it keeps
so we start doing it immediately, right, But instead of
prosecuting the people, you're just keeping a database. And so
like say, okay, we were predicting that Tanner is going
to kill somebody, and you just wait and watch if
they do kill somebody. That's one red check. I just

(01:16:33):
and once we have enough of that then we can talk.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
I feel like even having a database of people that
never goes well, you know, like that doesn't that doesn't
end like.

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
It's not you. I can't imagine that it would be
accurate all the time. So now you're locking away people
who are like, no, I never even that was never
even on the.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
You're a bit of a creep.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
I can see it in your face shopping. What are
you talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
Likely story?

Speaker 3 (01:16:56):
Yeah, that's what psychos say.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
I could see like that maybe being used to to
predict government you know, government attacks or something like like
now natural disasters.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Yeah, like if they're scanning the interwebs for the person
who's gonna crawl on a barn and take a shot
at a president, the go for it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
But how cool would it be if they could stop
you know, mass shootings and all sorts and assassins. Yeah,
I think it'd be kind of neat. But it seems
pretty sketchy it is at.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
This point, but hey, you know if it with time,
everything seems to be coming into the picture.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
Well, it didn't go well for Tom Cruise. Poor guy
had to get new eyeballs and everything, didn't They.

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
Have like those flying spiders with the cameras on them
that would like come and look for you in the rooms.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
Like I feel like that was they had or whatever.
The little Yeah, they had something. I think you might
be thinking of, uh, but.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
They have the little things that would come look for you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
Yeah, I think you might be thinking of the end
of the what is it the war of the world,
because Tom Cruise is in that I'm around the same time, right, Yeah,
but there are some they do have little bots and
things that go and search for you. It might port
had all sorts of futuristic tech. We got pretty weird
in there, but there it is. That doesn't sound good,
but you know they're gonna work on it regardless. If
they think they can do it, they're gonna try. Science

(01:18:08):
is gonna kill us all.

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That's right.

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Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
Remember when I think it was a couple of years
ago when someone sued Subway because it wasn't like a
full twelve inches.

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
Yeah they were short.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
Yeah they soon because it was a little short. Well,
this kind of reminds me of that. It's one of
five nine The Brew, Tanner Jewel Laura. Burger King is
being sued over the size of their whopper. I saw
this false advertising.

Speaker 9 (01:20:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
Burger King is facing a false advertising lawsuit regarding the
size of the Whopper sandwiches. Nineteen customers from thirteen states
are suing Burger King, claiming that the whopper and other
menu items are advertised with thirty five percent more meat
than what they actually get on the sandwiches. Burger King
fought in motion to dismiss this. A Florida judge denied
that motion on May fifth, and the chain insists that

(01:20:40):
quote the flame grilled beef patties portrayed in our advertising
are the same patties used in the millions of burgers
we served to our guests across the United States. So
they're f are they? I mean, is this by volume?

Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
Like is because they don't advertise a specific size of burger?
It's is this just based on pictures and video?

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
I must be right?

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
Or do they say like a I think sometimes they say.

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
Like a quarter pound?

Speaker 4 (01:21:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
But with them, you know, if they are showing you
a piece of meat on a bun that is not
the same piece of meat in size, they are it
is false average.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
Don't don't we know that? Don't we know that all
the food on TV is if you eat it, you'll die.

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
Yeah, But it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
Never ever, since I was a kid, it never looks
like it does in the commercials, and that's just kind
of the way we've grown to understand things. But which
should I think you're right, but it doesn't and we
should we really see because our burgers are.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
Now, granted, smashed. I'm not gonna sue for any of
that type of thing, but I would like that it
to resemble. And I don't really know about meat size.
When I first saw this, I thought the lawsuit was
going to be about it looks beautiful on TV and
it looks squeezed into a back pocket when I get it. Yeah,
So like that's what I thought it was gonna be.
But the meat size probably has a little bit more

(01:21:56):
weight in court if they can prove it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
And I think Tanner, you're right, I mean, we should
all know better at this point. Nobody wants to see
what the burger really looks like on the television advertisement
because it looks like.

Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
I mean, I don't know how they cook the burgers. Sometimes,
like you, if I cook a burger too long, it
shrinks up. You know, maybe the cooks did that, because
don't they flame burrow those things.

Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
There so it could be shrunken up.

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
I just like, I'm like, we know the food doesn't
look like it doesn't the commercial like I've seen them
make it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
They glue them.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
They take glue and they glue each sesame seed onto
the buns. The meat isn't really even cooked. They just
do it enough to where the top of it looks cooked.
If you bite into that, you're gonna get diary.

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
You mean you mean on the picture the type, but
you mean for real. I was like, they glue.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
The sesame seed on the commercial, so it's all doctored up.
They glue the sesame seeds on one by one they
put I've seen them do it. They put gloves on
and they use little tweezers like they're painting a little
tiny models.

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
Yeah, and then like Elmer's glue.

Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
Instead of that they put on it at the end
to make it all shiny.

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
And no, you will die if you eat the commercial food.
I just want one of these groups to say, screw it.
Just put it on TV like it comes in the
bag like stepped on, but delicious. Like you could say
it looks stepped on, but it's delicious. We might just
embrace that after all the lies.

Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
I do wish the people in the back of the
house at any fast food restaurant. Would I don't know,
little yeah, takes a little bit more care and assembling
the cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
I get so mad on Like I opened my burger
and the cheese is hanging off the side of it
or it's on melted.

Speaker 3 (01:23:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:30):
And I know they're going fast trying to get us
our food, but.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
You know, you know the feeling when you open it
up and there's nine nuggets in there and you just
ran through my order.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
Just one nut everything.

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
Dude, you can't count it.

Speaker 9 (01:23:48):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
Coming up in a few minutes, we're gonna check some
of your talk back messages. Also, Beef Water will be
in here for another free for all. He scoured the
internet looking for all the free items in the Portland,
Vancouver and Salem area, and they'll tell you about him.
Coming up in less than ten minutes. Happy Tuesday, it's
one of five nine the Brew Tanner Jew.

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
And Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
Laura yea yeah, y'ah. Happy Tuesday. All right, beef he's
in here. Good morning, sir.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
What's up man? What beef Water? Are you doing? Everybody
wearing your Tom Peterson hat? Yeah? I do that sometimes.

Speaker 4 (01:24:21):
Yeah, Okay, what's what's sorry? What's on your shirt.

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
I don't know. It's a space astrona an.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
Let me tell you what as well. Happy Tuesday to you, sir,
Same to you guys. What's been going on with you lately?

Speaker 25 (01:24:36):
Beef everything, just a little bit of this, a little
bit of that, keeping things rolling with all.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
The attention that you got on the news with the walk.
I mean, did your wife give a little something something.

Speaker 25 (01:24:47):
That's your chance, little to no care in the household,
But it was still a good deed.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
Nonetheless, Oh, I saw your wife was in the chat.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
She was rooting you on the whole way.

Speaker 25 (01:24:58):
It's all the show, okay, if she had to show
everybody else, she knew it. And I told her, thanks
for that. That's good and here go get yourself a massage.

Speaker 3 (01:25:06):
Well that's all right.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
You're still a hero to us, sir. I appreciate even
though if your family doesn't consider you when we consider
you a hero, well.

Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
You know, I'll take it where I can get it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
How about that, Beef, You've been scouring the internet the
last couple of days looking out some stuff for all
the free items, and that you did Portland, Salem and
Vancouver location. Beef is one of those guys that He's
always on the internet looking for deals, looking for a
state sales, looking for yard sales, especially a state sales.

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
He love in a state sale.

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
Right, so if your grandpa dies, like being.

Speaker 25 (01:25:34):
A legal burglar, you get to roll in, go through
all their stuff, walk into the bedroom, see the checks,
some stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
Casey's got a lot of weird stuff in his office
right now that he's gotten out of state sale.

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
That's what You're fine.

Speaker 4 (01:25:45):
But if you if you drive by and you see
you signed for an estate sale, like, how often do
you just pass it by?

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
If I'm just like do I have the time or
do I not have the time?

Speaker 4 (01:25:55):
You are maybe pinched for time.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
If I'm pinched for time, probably got a pass.

Speaker 25 (01:25:59):
But if I'm like, hey, I don't got nothing going
on for the next twenty minutes, why not to lip in,
because those are the ones where you might find that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
Yeah, but doesn't eat away if you have to pass it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
Oh yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 25 (01:26:08):
That's the one where you go, all right, I just
lost out on whatever the treasure is. You see people, well, yeah,
you'll see people post stuff like especially in the Portland
wrestling world, right, people will post, hey, man, I.

Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
Was at a state sell over the weekend, and I found.

Speaker 25 (01:26:20):
All these programs that are worth like two hundred dollars
that they probably paid nine dollars for.

Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
Now, here's a question for you as someone who frequents
these things in garage sales. And my wife and I
differ on this. If I go buy a garage sale
sign on a Saturday, or even worse, on a Sunday
and the sign says down the street Thursday to Sunday
sale like everything, I am less likely to go deeper
into the weekend because I feel like I'm going to

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go to a picked over party.

Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
You're going to mess all the goods, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
And my wife's like, you're there could be something you
want that other people don't want, And I'm.

Speaker 25 (01:26:52):
Like, well, what's your advice. Well, my advice is Drew's
not wrong. It will be picked over. But if there
is my chance something there, it's going to be half pride.
It's more often than.

Speaker 4 (01:27:01):
Not that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:27:02):
All right, final day.

Speaker 25 (01:27:03):
Someday they're looking on By Sunday, they're looking to get
it out of there, so that if you're that's the
time to make So if it is still there, you
can get and you get a deal. Yeah, less wiggle
room earlier in the You know, if it's Friday, Saturday,
less wiggle room Sunday, they're looking to get it out
of it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
It's so true.

Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
When I had my last garage sale, I was filling
people's cars on the final day.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
I'm like, you want this on there's a backpack miscellaneous
good I'll throw this into gohe Sunday and five.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
It's back to your problem. So you want to I.

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
Got I have to do a yard sale soon, but
I just I don't want to deal with the haggling.
Everyone's going to try to haggle you that the price
is the price. I want to put a sign.

Speaker 4 (01:27:36):
Then you gotta. You gotta price everything reasonably too, because
I hate going to yard sales. People over there things
are expensive. I'm like, this is a garage sale. I'm
not paying more than fifty cents for this.

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
You look them right in the eye and asking me
if they'll take a quarter.

Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
Yeah, right now.

Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
All the hats are thirteen each.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
I do need to do it, though, and that might
be something I do this this summer. Might just finally
do that'd be fun it alright, fun.

Speaker 3 (01:27:57):
Adventure, beef water. It's time for another edition of your free.

Speaker 25 (01:28:00):
Okay, man back, we got more free food, which is
this seems to be a more and more common occurrence.
But if you happen to be a fan of the
Quaker Insign oatmeal, how about fifty two free pack.

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
It's waiting for you in the variety pack form.

Speaker 25 (01:28:12):
Giving you fifteen apples and cinnamon, twenty seven maple and
brown sugar and ten cinnamon and spice, and I.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
Pretty groceries are so expensive right now, take.

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
Them up on that audin. So that apple cinnamon flavor is.

Speaker 25 (01:28:22):
My favorite free old meal. Bring your cholesterol down and
know that you're doing a good time. I hate you
know it will keep you full if you're hungry. Yeah,
that is on the Facebook marketplace over in Portland. If
you want to get it, get it free in Vancouver.

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
Okay. Six foot wooden cross with a sturdy base. Oh
oh yeah, you don't want your cross falling over Look.

Speaker 25 (01:28:41):
I don't know if you you know, maybe you need
to start your own church. Maybe you need to I
don't know, nail something to it. That's your business that
goes down in your garage, all.

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
Six feet up that nail. I don't know. Maybe the
neighbor's cat who knows, Hey, goodness, the world's your oyster?
You had that.

Speaker 25 (01:29:03):
It comes with some backlit lighting situation. They're unsure if
that part works. I don't know why they couldn't just
plug it in and check that out real quick.

Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
But nevertheless, you probably make it like a sweet nativity
scene for Christmas. That could be good. Do you celebrate
this new pope? Let's throw that bad boy in the
four days? It's waiting for you up there in Vancouver.
Or if you're out in Washoogle and.

Speaker 25 (01:29:21):
You're feeling a little lonely, you can claim two barn cats,
little kids, super cute little gray and black stripe fella
and then a calico looking thing. But I don't think
it's actual calico because I think calicos are almost always female.

Speaker 3 (01:29:34):
Is that right, Laura.

Speaker 4 (01:29:35):
Tourny's You're almost always female. I don't know about calicos
might be similar. I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
All right, either way, you gotta cat frags. You uhould
go pick those up, go get them. You need two more.

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
I don't think I can get you these cats by noon.

Speaker 4 (01:29:48):
I'm good, Thank you though, okay, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
Well, they're waiting for you out in washoogle. If you're,
like I said, feel a little lonely.

Speaker 25 (01:29:54):
Yeah, if you've got some storage that you need to
contend with, how about some clean used yogurt container mainly
forty eight ounces, some thirty two ounce. You can use
them for crafts, you can use them for nursery pots. Yes,
they eat a lot of yogurt. It says it right there.
But just for reference, they say a used nursery pot.
It's five to ten dollars each, and they've got a
hundred of these containers.

Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
Wow do that math? Yeah, exactly, This is what we're
here for, all right.

Speaker 25 (01:30:19):
Last, but not least, if you got a lazy eye,
how about some free adhesive eye patches. Two boxes unopened,
one box that's opened, but eleven unused eye patches there,
along with another package opened, but you got twenty four
unused eye patches there too, So twenty four thirty thirty
five eye patches.

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
So did the guy die or did you decide you
didn't like those packs?

Speaker 4 (01:30:38):
Know?

Speaker 3 (01:30:38):
Maybe as I started working again. Yeah, probably, maybe they
did their job. What if you had a pirate party
and everyone gets a.

Speaker 25 (01:30:45):
Patch, it's all good, you know the ones I'm talking
about it looks like a band aid for your Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:30:49):
But did you suggest somebody with a lazy eye?

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
That's what you do it for.

Speaker 4 (01:30:54):
Think you cover up your lazy You.

Speaker 3 (01:30:56):
Cover up the good one and make the lazy.

Speaker 22 (01:30:58):
Ones work hard.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
I actually I get so frustrated. Like there's this guy
I know who's got a lazy eye, and I don't
talk to him very often, but when I do, I'm
never sure which I look at which everyone's because I
don't know which one's the lazy one. I just know
one of them.

Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
Is the easiest thing to do is just ask him,
Am I going left? Right here? Just find the one
that's dancing a little less? Because they know they see
me doing that right like going back and forth. I
know they know, So just ask.

Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
If I saw somebody doing that, I'd be like, it's
the left one.

Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
Bro, Seriously, you're gonna make me walk in circles for days?
Which eye do I look at?

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
Okay? All right, that's good to know because the eye
patch makes it clear.

Speaker 3 (01:31:33):
Is it the one that's laying on its belly over there?

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
And I do appreciate you covering that hole, like if
you don't have an eyel like it's kind of.

Speaker 4 (01:31:40):
Lazy eyes don't have a hole of the balls.

Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
Yeah, I'm talking about when I give like, there's a
politician who doesn't have an eye there, he's got to
wear an eyepatch's a pirate. And so I always think, like,
I appreciate you covering that up because I don't want
to throw out of the mouth it look like one I
William the Goonies. Yeah, yeah, I don't like that. It's
just so rude.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
Empty socket.

Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
I mean, you could decorate that socket in so many ways,
and I wish you. I wish they would put it
on it, like you know, the glass one in there,
something like he has one, And I mean it's yeah,
and I appreciate it. Convince hypothetically you're at Disneyland. What
a place to put your keys?

Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:32:13):
What's trending all right?

Speaker 22 (01:32:15):
Online?

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
At one o five nine in the brew dot com
you can see the video of the Amazon pooper. We
talked about this this morning. This Amazon driver I was
just delivering packages and pooping and peeing on people's doorsteps
and porches.

Speaker 4 (01:32:26):
And she gave a new meaning to the phrase delivering packages.

Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
Yes she did.

Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
They did fire her. I don't know if I don't
know if any like any any like you, she's gonna
get in trouble legally.

Speaker 4 (01:32:36):
Orgin they'd have to press charges, like the people whose
porches she pooped on.

Speaker 3 (01:32:42):
Well, it's also like think about where we live. People
poop downtown all the time. If they actually took the
time to go look, now, the ring doorbell might make
it easy. And you know where she worked, so it's
not like hard detective work.

Speaker 4 (01:32:54):
Well, she could get popped with like indecent exposure or something.

Speaker 3 (01:32:57):
My question is though, like was she doing this because
she was angry at the customers or did she have
a bad sandwich the night before and just on her
run just kept finding out that she had to go poop.
It's weird that it's at two locations, so it feels
on purpose.

Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
It feels on purpose, but that could because she has
a terrible stomach.

Speaker 4 (01:33:14):
And also like find the nearest bush, Like there's no
reason why you'd have to do on.

Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
Their door side.

Speaker 25 (01:33:19):
I was just gonna say, human nature would tell you
to go find a spot around the corner.

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
Not right in the middle of the port. That sounds
like intentional, Like I I have a vendetta. I'm sick,
sick of delivering to this house.

Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
So you dairy queen the doorstep dude?

Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
Who anyway? The videos online, it's uh, it's it's gnarly
one of five the dot com. It is blurred a
little bit, so you don't see everything.

Speaker 4 (01:33:38):
Which is unfortunately. I wish they would show.

Speaker 3 (01:33:40):
It more than once. The nuttiness.

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
We got our Donkey Show podcast also online at one
of five nine in the PRU dot com and your
chance at one thousand dollars every single hour again gang, Yeah, yeah, Todd,
father's on the phone.

Speaker 17 (01:33:51):
What up?

Speaker 19 (01:33:51):
Bro?

Speaker 13 (01:33:53):
Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 20 (01:33:54):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:33:54):
How much?

Speaker 20 (01:33:55):
Doing?

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
Not much? Just hanging out wrapping the show up here
killing that's cool.

Speaker 20 (01:34:00):
When are you guys doing another bacon and beer?

Speaker 22 (01:34:03):
I haven't heard anything about.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
Well, Bee fatter yesterday went to Scope out of Bee
flattered yesterday went to Scope out of place.

Speaker 3 (01:34:09):
Yeah, we're waiting on confirmation.

Speaker 25 (01:34:12):
Hopefully, I would say in the next few days we'll
have some intel and maybe even an announcement. But I
don't want to put the cart before the horse here.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
Yeah, we've got a theme, we know what we want
to do, and like we've got a guest that we'd
like to get. But we're gonna wait until we know
like when and where the look, you know, what's happening,
and then we'll start talking about all that. So hopefully
either later this week or early.

Speaker 22 (01:34:33):
Next Well, let me know early, man, because I want
to I want to help you guys. I want to
do something fun with you guys. You know Banner, whatever
I need to do, well, you always do make cool
shirts whatever.

Speaker 14 (01:34:45):
You know me, Yeah, you're.

Speaker 3 (01:34:46):
The man, dude, whatever, and we always appreciate you. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:34:50):
So the company that he works for is what is
it a good case.

Speaker 3 (01:34:53):
It's his company, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
Your company, and it's it's blowing up. Uh, you guys
are growing like in other states and stuff.

Speaker 22 (01:35:02):
Well, yeah, it's not not my company, it's our company,
and it's it's a great big We've been doing the
clothing business for only a couple of years, but we've
been there in the same building for twenty five years
doing other things.

Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
Dam Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
They make all the brew and Tanner Drew and Lord
t shirts and the Bruce stickers and Tanner Drew and
Lord stickers. So they do great stuff. So if you
need something like that, let's say you are yeah, let's
say your work crew needs new uniforms.

Speaker 25 (01:35:30):
His operation is vast. When you walk through that place,
you have different sections of this big warehouse and they're
all doing different stuff. Some people are painting doors, some
people are like dipping, you know, like when you may
be seen on TV where they take car parts and
they dip them in that stuff like the tank cater
else back out doing that sort of stuff. Obviously, the

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print and the embroidery.

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
He's got a full operation going on out there in Newburg.

Speaker 2 (01:35:54):
Yeah, they do great work. What's your website so people
know real fast?

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
Todd Father?

Speaker 22 (01:35:58):
Oh Finnish Flying Ines FX dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
All right, buddy, boom boom, Yeah, we'll let you know
as soon as we find out.

Speaker 22 (01:36:05):
Okay, you guys have a great day.

Speaker 2 (01:36:09):
Let's take it easy, but top Father, everybody, the Todd Father.
All right, that does it for us, y'all. We will
see you tomorrow. We've got another pair of tickets to
go see Breaking Benjamin in three days, Grace one of
five nine the Brew Presents that show at the Tanner
join Laura Amphitheater in October.

Speaker 3 (01:36:25):
Can't wait?

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
What else?

Speaker 3 (01:36:27):
I think you've covered all of the all the boxes. Yeah,
would you like to take us out in song, Casey,
which song? Can you play some more of that?

Speaker 22 (01:36:35):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
That beautiful stuff you're playing off? Yeah? All right, boy,
just get emotional real quick, how about it?

Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
Yeah, Casey doesn't like the song.

Speaker 3 (01:36:43):
I happen to love this song.

Speaker 4 (01:36:45):
Okay, well, but you've playing a song that he knows
he doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
I want it.

Speaker 25 (01:36:50):
I want to round out my emotional experience this morning
with this number right here.

Speaker 4 (01:36:54):
Okay, I need to hear you singing loudly.

Speaker 3 (01:36:58):
Oh.

Speaker 25 (01:36:58):
I don't know the words to it, but I just
try and absorb this and take it in.

Speaker 3 (01:37:02):
And fireflies would not believe you?

Speaker 4 (01:37:05):
How do you not know this songkau he turn you off?

Speaker 15 (01:37:08):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:37:09):
Listen to that?

Speaker 4 (01:37:10):
Ten million fireflies? Is?

Speaker 2 (01:37:14):
I try to sleep?

Speaker 3 (01:37:16):
Okay? Now I feel like I just got broken up.

Speaker 2 (01:37:18):
With just like this, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:37:21):
I do like that, don't even care. What did Beepwater say?
He goes. This guy sounds like he can't lift ten pounds. Yeah,
he said twenty pounds, but he would like to amend it.
Good luck changing that tire with those painted nails.

Speaker 4 (01:37:36):
Also, how dare you I can pay? I can? I
can change a tire? Just fine?

Speaker 3 (01:37:40):
Yeah, we'll see about that. Look now, actually likes to
see that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
Can Lord change a tire? We shoot that on the show.

Speaker 4 (01:37:46):
Yeah, so I can change it to I've done it before.

Speaker 2 (01:37:50):
We'll talk about this tomorrow. It's one of five nine
slashing to do. Tanner, Joe, Laura Bye,