TD&L Full Show For Tuesday- Handyman Hookup

On today's show we talked about whether or not people actually hook up with the handyman. We also discussed the new words going into the dictionary and a brand new Fast Food Frenzy!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hear least there you, Drew.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
And Laura, let's do this. Good morning. It is Tuesday,
August nineteenth, twenty twenty five, Tanner, Drew and Laura, we
are live.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Marning.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
We got more Pantera tickets today, got them all week long.
Your next chance is wins coming up here at seven thirty,
will play the five and ten game. Yeah. Also, beef
Water is back with another fast food frenzy, and this
time he'll be finally allowed to eat whatever he wants
set these restaurants.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, I'm interested to see his style coming out of
out of the blocks.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah, me too, because even when when he had his
reward meal on Friday, he still opted for the more
healthy yeah, which.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Just upset me. Yeah. Well, you know, we're trying, we're
supposed to be celebrating. He's over there eating a salad wrap.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah, and I don't normally eat a nine am burger
and I even partook in a double cheese in your honor. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, I appreciate that because you're a good man. In case,
he's just you know, trying to show off over there.
But he did win, so congratulations. You can see the
videos online of the Spider the finale all the all
that stuff at one of five nine in the brew
dot com. Yeah. Also today we've got We've got what
was the thing?

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, we want to know if you've ever hooked up
with a handyman. You know, lots of adult movies have
started that way, right where the handyman comes over, next thing,
you know, being bung boom. Yeah, they're they're they're getting
weird in the kitchen or whatever. We do not ever
get mimicked in real life. Has that ever actually happened?
Have you ever been a handyman that went to work
on somebody's place and you know it led to you know,

(01:37):
things led to.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
One there was just a super hot girl inside who
was like ready to jump your bones or vice versa.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Right, maybe you're the the person at home and the
handy person comes over and you know, you get weird.
I'd love to hear either side of that story. Yeah,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
It's is it fantasy completely or do people just pop
off on.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Some millino them every once in a while. Well, at
eight am, we'll find out, So we'll take your calls
coming up at eight Also, man, you know, the last
couple of days they've had that little that little traffic sting.
You know, they blocked down all going. Well, today was
the first day was open again.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Oh nice, that's good.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
They you know, they blocked a left lane where you
couldn't turn left. And every single time I've been through
that light, whether it's going to work or coming home,
I've seen somebody pulled over because they just were like,
you know, I'm gonna go anyway.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, And I wonder if the police are bummed. They're like,
man our paydays over.

Speaker 6 (02:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
They were racking up tickets left and right, but the cash,
well they could. Today was the first day it's been
open and a little under a week, and I'm just
so impressed at how quickly these construction guys can get
something up. They were what they were building was you
know here and tigered. They're building wheelchair accessible intersections everywhere.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Right, Oh yeah with the little slope.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, the little slope. We haven't had them and tigered
in certain areas and so they're just putting them up everywhere. Yeah,
And it blows me away that they had that done
and just like two or three days. You know, the
thing was was shut down a little longer because I
think they needed to prepare people. But yeah, the actual
construction was quickly. They fly. I mean, think.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
About those the heads who just did I two seventeen.
I mean they did that entire freeway in a weekend
of repaving it.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, that's a pretty big time. Like if they're working,
they're not working overnight, are they or they just think.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
In some cases.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
And they have to they have to work around the
rain and they have to, especially the freeway project, have
to have it open five am on Monday, like there's
no qualms about that. You will destroy a city. Yeah,
gotta get it open by Monday. And they did well.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Those guys, the organization that the you know, the man power,
it's just it's impressive. So if you're working outside, if
you're doing construction, you're just building something with your hands,
you know, you guys, you guys impressed me. I mean
we're in here doing fart jokes. Yeah, yeah, you're out,
we're kicking, but.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
We are making mannerisms with our hands during that.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
That's true. That's true.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
That's very true. All right, let's see what's starting. What
the big story is, whatever story whatever. So you can't
even get this right. It's tart to go around the
room and Cherl. We think the biggest stories of the
day are I'll kick this off again. Man, the powerball
jackpot has rolled over once again. There was no grand
prize winner last night, so this is pushing the already

(04:19):
massive jackpot to an estimated six hundred and forty three
million dollars. Of course, if you take that cash option,
you'd net two hundred and ninety one million bucks. It
just blows my mind how much they take out in taxes.
I know it's more than half at this point. Of course,
striking it rich is anything but easy. They say odds
are one and two hundred and ninety two million.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Somebody's gonna win that cash though.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yeah, and now you and it starts to really multiply,
you know, it's like it'll go like seven hundred million,
eight fifty a billion.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
It because boom boom, because people who wouldn't necessarily buy
a powerball ticket when it's twenty million are now like,
oh but six hundred million.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
That sounds kind of hy And it starts to go
up quick. I read the other day that someone in
Oregon did win a million bucks.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Because I mean, and that probably happens fairly frequently.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
You think that's got to feel great. And does it
linger that you were one ball away from glory?

Speaker 2 (05:15):
I mean, yeah, millions a million. Yeah, I would try
not to think about it. You'd have to.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
You like, I'm I'm a bigger winner than anyone I've
ever met in this game.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Stop being a sore winner. Yeah, yeah, exactly, that's the
gambler And me like, could I've gotten The big story?
To me is zombie squirrels. Oh yep. They're a thing.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
They're being spotted throughout the US, and I saw Laura's
ears perk up, like maybe I could get one of those. Well,
you're not gonna want these because they are squirrels with
oozing warts. Oh yep. And the zombie squirrels have been
captured and a couple of times and shared on social media.
And we've seen this since twenty twenty three, with a

(05:54):
recent surge this summer. The experts claim the rodents are
likely suffering from squirrel well fibro matisis. I don't know
exactly what that is, but the viral skin disease is
caused well, you don't really care how it's caused. It's
they've got a skin disease and the condition could be fatal.
But when you see these squirrels, they look like the
undead and it's not a threat to humans, pets, or birds.

(06:18):
So just keep an eye on the squirrels and maybe
you'll get a zombie squirrel in your yard.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
And if you see an oozing squirreled, it's fine, just
leave it alone.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Gross.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
I think the big story is that finally Washington's first
in and out has an opening date. Their restaurant in
Richfield will open tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
What a time to be alive.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah, they originally hope to open last month, but they
were delayed a while details worked out for the expected
traffic jams, so they have been planning. But once the
line is full, new customers are going to be turned away,
so a line of vehicles can extend onto public roads.
There is indoor seating for seventy three people and twenty

(07:01):
eight seats outside. Currently, of course, the nearest in and
outs for Washington residents are in Kaiser or at Nampa, Idaho,
but now you want to have one a little bit
closer to home. That is interesting though, the way they're
doing that that once the line is full, too bad,
you're out of luck.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, well that makes sense it gets crazy out of
the road. It didn't when it opened. When it opened
in Colorado Springs, when you were.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
There, Laura, it was stretched out into the interstate. The
line was fourteen hours long. So that's probably I mean,
is it cheeseburger really worth it?

Speaker 7 (07:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Apparently.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
So it's even you've got to bring snacks just to
get food.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah, it's true. It's all about the planning though. This
Chick fil A they opened right by us. There's no
line into the street. They just bought enough parking.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
That's yeah, good plan.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
All right, more in those stories at one five nine
to bre dot com. By the way, four days ago,
some powerball players win millions across the United States, including
New Hampshire, Texas, and Oregon. So someone got their hands
on a on a million bucks. Nice. All right, coming
up and a little bit, we'll check those talkback messages.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Hang on, you're listening to or Drew and Laura dinner
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, yeah, happy Tuesday. We were talking about the new
in and outs that's about to open up in Ridgefield. Yeah,
when's the official opening date?

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Lauraw Crape And now, uh, somebody from thirty forty nine
sent a text in and said, you know you won't
he won't be uh going to the in and out
for months probably, you know. I haven't even been to
the one. Actually, I think I drove through it. I
think I drew through the drive through once. Or maybe
I want to Kaiser. Yeah, I don't remember what.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
I never I went inside in Kaiser and it was
that was the time that I.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Got my number. I must have gone inside.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
I got my number, and it was like the DMV
from Hell. I was like eighty numbers away. But still
if you if you want it, you gotta. I feel
like going in it's a little easier.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah. I was just talking to somebody over the weekend.
He's like, don't bother with the drive through, just going
somewhe Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
That's so. I've always found the drive or is just forever,
but you go inside it. Every time I went inside
in California, it was like fifteen minutes. Yeah, and that bad.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
I think that anyone who thinks that it's going to
be a couple of months in Ridgefield is wishful thinking.
It's still busy and sane. I backed out of the
one in Salem a month and a half ago.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
You know, so it's still that busy.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
And this one is like in the parking lot of
a cost Cod so it's like it's a busy area.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Oh yeah. We were also talking about how quickly these
construction guys get roadwork done. You know, they built these
these sidewalks and Tiger and they just had them up
in a couple of days and twenty three to ninety six, says,
my buddy does groundwork for the union, and Drew's right,
they have to have the road open by Monday and something.
My buddy will work. He'll work all day and night

(09:46):
just to get it done. Yeah, and I wonder.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
What that the rules are with, you know, all of
the labor laws, and do they have to bend those
rules because the infrastructure of the city relies on it.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Well, he says, he gets the next day off. Okay,
maybe they just they work them hard and then you
just get chilled for a bit.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
It's looks like a firefighter. It was like forty eight
hours on thirty six hours.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (10:08):
It's my.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Uncle was a firefighter and it was two days on,
two days off. Oh that's pretty nice. That was you know,
in Texas twenty years ago.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
But I wondered the firefighter how much they got to
train to, you know, because we only ever see them
at the grocery store. Yeah right, but or at a fire.
But there's got to be like train, Like they got
a gym in there, I would.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
I think they have like everything.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Probably don't want to get a lunky dunk like, oh,
yeah we went to the fire, but we've been No, I'm.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Sure there's a fitness facility in there.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Those guys stay pretty fit. Yeah, they look good.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Yeah they do.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Ninety one nine seven. That's our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line.
We do have your tickets to go see Pantera coming
up in about an hour. We'll play the five and
ten game for you chance to win. So the Cambridge
Dictionary is adding over six thousand new entries this year
as the English language continue used to evolve or devolve, Yeah,
depending on how you look at it. Because there's sometimes

(11:04):
I hear words and I go, that's that's not a word.
That's just like the beginning of a foresillable word, and
you're just choosing to go with that.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Yeah, And what's the difference between a slang and a
permanent word?

Speaker 3 (11:14):
You know?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yea sometimes I feel it's unearned. Now, the Cambridge Dictionary,
it's not like as concrete as like the Webster Dictionary.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Right, Laura, Uh, it's good question. I don't know, because
that sounds sounds.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
It sounds it sounds. But I thought like I thought, like,
you know, the Webster Dictionary.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Who knows, I don't know. Yeah, I'm not sure. I
haven't picked up like a physical dictionary in ages, so
I'm not really sure.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, Well them through them. If it is the if
it is the you know, the the end all be
all to the words, then we're screwed, because looks like
skibbety de, lulu and trade wife are among the words attitude,
trad wife, troud wife.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
What's t trad wife is a traditional wife who like
subscribes to normative gender roles, like a woman who's days
at home, doesn't work, cooks, cleans, trod.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
So I'm married to a trod what.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
She's an awesome trad.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
It's funny that that's like a thing. So according to
lexical program manager calling uh mcclungtosh, whatever the hell at
is m c l n tosh, Ohm mcclint. Perhaps I
don't know. I don't know, skivvity, a non cystical term
coined by a YouTuber, is among the new slang terms

(12:30):
being incorporated. So that's like skimby toilet. I would guess that.
What is that? I mean you mean skibbity toilet? Okay,
what is what I heard people talk about? I'm just
gonna type in skibbity toilet into YouTube.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Or skip the toilet skibbity itself by itself? What what
does that mean? If it's in the dictionary?

Speaker 2 (12:52):
What's the new what?

Speaker 3 (12:54):
What does Cambridge dictionarize?

Speaker 7 (12:56):
Him?

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Sill that does not tell us anything, it says skibbey
is a slang term with variable meanings, often used as
a joke or with no specific meaning. And okay, I
would love to know.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Oh it means something that has no meaning. It means nothing.
That's great, welcome to the end anyway. That's a new word. Yeah.
Also trad wife referring to a stay at home mother
Delulu meaning delusional.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Delulu shouldn't be in the dictionary because it's an abbreviation
for a longer word. It's like saying putting death, Like
you know what I mean, dictionary.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah, it's like short for obviously we don't need to
do that. The dictionary is also recognizing new words spawned
by the pandemic, like mouse jiggler, a device used to make.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
It look like you're busy.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah, yeah, not what's in your dresser? I was going
to say, I think I have one of those concerns
of a climate change have also led to an addition
of forever chemical, a persistent environmental.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Pollutant which is in everything now.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
So yeah, a whole bunch of new words going in mouths,
bunch of mouse jigglers.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
I'm going to use it as an insult.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Yeah, it's an insult to the lazy worker mouse.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
I'd love to know from parents, what's uh? What's what's
a word that your kids keep saying that just makes
you crazy? Is it skibbity skimmity?

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Toilet is?

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Is it bruh?

Speaker 3 (14:33):
When you google skimbitty, it's just a picture of a
scary head coming out of a toilet.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
One thing that bothers me about the bro thing, Like
we've been saying bro forever, bruh whatever, but these like
kids say it now and they all say it like
they're in a music video. Bro Like when they call
their moms that that makes me crazy.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Oh yeah, God, anytime, like my middle kid will try
out and try and you know, and when she's in
a mood, you try and call me bro something And
as a parent you want them dead.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah right, that makes you crazy?

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Yeah, and you have to be very like creative on
how you get them away from it because you don't
want them to know that it hurts. But I don't
like being brolled or dude by my kids.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
What words?

Speaker 4 (15:13):
SI?

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Do your kids say that make you want to turn
the car around? That's what we want to know this
morning eight six six four four five on five nine.
But it brows the one for you, Drew with your
I mean lucky they're still young, so.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
And you know they got tablets for this trip we're
going on. YouTube's not on those things. I have a
ten year old. I don't need her calling me bruh.
You know we're at an age where I'm going to
let that stuff happen on its own.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
But YouTube is the root of most of your words.
So phantom taxed that.

Speaker 8 (15:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Has she ever whipped out a skivity on you?

Speaker 4 (15:41):
No, there's no skibbs at my house yet, just underpants.
No skivity ski see Skibby's is a name for your
own skivvy.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
Not.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
When I was a kid, a skibby was like your skibbs.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Like, yeah, not anymore.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
I heard this on the internet. Ohio, you're toy.

Speaker 7 (16:08):
I want to be said, I.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
Want to.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
We're doomed.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
I mean this is where I just go out and
turn the circuit breaker off.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
No more Internet for the day?

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Right? This is that was a nugget singing everybody dancing chicken,
nugget chicken.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
You know that's.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
A little different thing. Your yeah for the rig. You're
so skibby, you're so phantom tag.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
You know what phantom tax is? What is that phantom tax?
I can't say it on the radio. It's when a.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Child singing that yes okay, and you can't say it
on the radio.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
And I'm trying to come up like, h we're so skibby,
that's why, Yeah, they're so skimmy. I'm trying to come
up with an appropriate way to explain what fan it's
when things happen, but nothing.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
All right, I'm gonna turn it off with the Microsoft
for two seconds three too. Oh okay. I'm not sure
why an year old even that happens to me once
in a while. All right, coming up in a few minutes,
tell us what kids are you? What words are your
kids saying that just make you make you crazy? Is
it bruh? Is it phantom tax? Is it skibbity? Nine

(17:29):
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(17:50):
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(18:13):
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Speaker 1 (18:51):
You're listening to tan or Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
Well, a little bit of Monday night football felt nice
last night night with some action coming from the starters.
You see Jayden Daniels touchdown, watching Joe Burrow throw one
of those rockets into the corner of the end zone
for another touchdown of his own. It's starting to feel
real as we turn the corner, and right after Labor

(19:16):
Day you're looking at football season. Also, even before Labor Day,
you're going to get the college games going. But there's
still a lot of noise going around. Multiple players sat
out last night's game, not because they're waiting for the season,
not because they're injured, but because they're waiting for their money. Now,
this is pretty wild. Trey Hendrickson, who is one of

(19:38):
the best players in the NFL at defensive end for
the Bengals, says that he's not playing because the Bengals
won't guarantee any of his money.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
After this next year.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
When you play a brutal sport that could just knock
you out and you never make another dollar, you have
to kind of stand firm when you can.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
And for being someone who's.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
Given the Bengals they're all, they've really kind of closed
the pocketbook and cross their arms. We'll see what happens
as will he be traded in the next couple of
days or will they find a way to get a
little bit more money on the books, but for now
they may lose one of the best players in all
of football.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
There's your sports, Thank you much. In the last segment,
we were talking about annoying things your kids say, like
skibbity because apparently skibbitty and delulu and tradwife for all
our words that are being added to the Cambridge Dictionary
trad wise trodwife, skibbity, toilet. So we want to know,
I hate it. We want to know what words are

(20:34):
your kids saying that just makes you insane, that make
you want to turn the car around. Yeah, we're getting
so many texts coming in this morning.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Oh I'm bad.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Well, like, I'll just give you one, this one from
six nine ninety six as my kids call me their
birth giver, birth giver, birthgiver on's dinner.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Oh my god, I can imagine the response to birth giver.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
More of your calls and texts coming up. Also, Pantera
tickets on the Laura Panta tickets. We got them all
this week. We'll have another pair for you coming up
here around seven thirty this morning. At the top of
the show, we were talking about these words that have
been added to the Cambridge Dictionary. Words like Skibbety, Delulu,

(21:19):
and trad Wife are among the six thousand new entries
this year. Yeah, yeah, Delulu, you're so delulu, which is
short for delusional.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
We learned right.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
And Skibbitty We're still not really sure what it means,
but because.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Nobody does, because that's what it means. Something that means nothing.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
It can mean whatever or nothing at all. Yeah, which
is the worst definition I've ever heard for a word.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
So we want to know if there's like words your
kids say that just make you crazy. You know, I
hear on the internet, you know, I see these videos
of their kids calling their parents. Bruh, you know, like, bruh,
give them my phone back, bruh. I promise you my
grades aren't that bad.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Yeah, I think that somebody. I mean, it's a lot
of kids doing. But you're failing to stop that at
the gate. You know, the first bruh is nope, turn
your phone off.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
We have a lot of text messages coming in on
a McLoughlin Chevrolet text line. These are these are oh
some of these are so bad. Like I would be
so annoyed if my kids just kept screaming them at me.
This one from seventy one to seventy six says brother
that they're their kids. Are you always saying brother, brother?
I do say brother, what's up?

Speaker 8 (22:24):
Brother?

Speaker 3 (22:25):
But yeah, but you don't say that's your mom for
it's not.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Disrespectful when you're doing it to your buddies. Yeah. True.
Seventeen ninety says when my kids say brah or say
about to instead of about to, I'm about to about to.
He says. The English language is crashing, is crashing through
rock bottom.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Now to try and you know, play Devil's advocate a
little bit. We were lazy worded too, you know when
we were young, when I was younger, you know, saying
things like dessers and eating a zar just like sloth talk.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
By the way, that means getting a slice of pizza
out of Blaser games.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
What he just yeah, yeah, those types of things. But
it's sloth talk from back then. Is yeah, it's so,
it's part of it is just being young and lazy.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Drew, don't make excuses for this, Okay.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Yeah, this one's bad. I hear people say this, like listen, man,
I'm dead serious.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
No cap, no cap, no cap I'm not lying forty.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Nine says no cap is literally the stupidest slaying people
keep saying no cap no cap six nine ninety six
says we mentioned this earlier. My kids like to call
me birthgiver.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
See, I feel like that is you know that person
has done so much for you.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
You don't get to do that.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Yeah, like if I don't know, I feel like it's
and not to use the word too many times a
disrespectful Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
This was another one that says my kids like to
call their mom's their spawn point. Yeah, I put that
in that same category.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Yeah, I'd be like, I I literally keep you alive.
Should Oh man, it would be nice to me.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Well, that one's pretty funny. I wouldn't. I would not
approve of it if I were the dad, but I
mean the silently giggle to myself. Yeah, you can tip
your cap to good material, that's for sure. Thirty thirty
seven says fake News Alert. Phantom tax is the dad
tax of the gen Z world. You buy the food
you're entitled to. You buy the food you're entitled to
a bite, not whatever Laura is implying.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Oh see that is true. I looked it up also,
but it there. It is both meetings. But phantom tax
does refer to stealing food. Okay, but if you look
it up an urban dictionary, you'll get the one that
I said.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Fifty four to ninety three says I was skimmitty toilet
for Halloween last year, thinking my kids would find it hilarious,
but it ended up just scaring the crap out of
every child in the neighborhood. Yeah. Also, the most the
most annoying things kids say is Ohio Riz. I haven't
heard that. Oh I've heard Riz, but not Ohio Riz.
What's Ohio?

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Ohio is like cringe?

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Oh yeah, because it is a pretty cringe place. I've
been through it.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
It's oh my god.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
When I typed in Ohio riz, it said, you mean
Ohio skibbity Riz. Stop just stop it.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Twenty three ninety six says, oh my god, my son
is always saying the Italian brain rock characters, names and words.
I don't even think it's freaking English. Look him up
in Italian brain rot man. I don't think some of
the stuff I've never heard of.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
I'm putting in a.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Partition in my car because when my kids hit the
age where they're saying these words, I can't be there
for the Please stop I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Turn it like a limo where the window comes up.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Yeah, all right, this is Italian top ten, Italian brain
rot animals. I don't know what this specific. Okay, well,
I don't know what that sounds.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Formative, Italian brain rock.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Tier law is a tier.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
I don't even care.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Tala law.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
I just checked out, Like the hell is that going
on the rest of the world trying to learn our
language in school?

Speaker 2 (26:04):
If aliens I probably did visit us and then they
heard the word skibbity toilet, Like, yeah, we changed follow
all on whatever that guy said triala law and took
you know, and then bailed. This is another one. Fifty
eight fifty eight says sus drives me nuts and my
seventeen year old daughter calls me bro and I told
her I'm washing her mouth out with soap and she
has never called me that since. Oh well that worked.

(26:27):
Seventy four to twelve says Tanner, You need a Google, dad,
Do you want a breakfast sandwich? And the dad gets
so annoyed on how his kids say it, he just
crashes out.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
But also, I got to be honest with you, crashing out,
Where did that come from?

Speaker 2 (26:39):
I know, and now it's just a lot like I'm highly.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Annoying crashing out, you mean, just like freaking out.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah, think already. Yeah, I might have to hit the
dumb button on this. I'm sure. Hey what I'm breakfast much?
Why do you say that? You know how I hate
that when you say like that? But do you want
to break the sandwich? Stop saying that? What stops?

Speaker 3 (27:10):
So use real words, use annunciate.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
This is another one from eighty eight twenty six. So
this one annoys me when I hear it when people
say dead ass, like dude, I'm dead ass right now,
like dead ass, I'll fight you on site, dead ass, serious,
dead ass. Uh, I'm dead ass.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
And to anyone else, you're like you're so your butt
has expired?

Speaker 2 (27:34):
What is dead ass? Zero three nine three says my
kids say cheese and like cheese and brahan like.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
You're cheesin, like when you're being cheesy just you don't
know say it.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
They but you know it's not as bad for me
if it's slang, and I can understand how they got there.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
It's it's the scivity. So somebody who was correcting us,
it's not phantom tax. It's phantom tax.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
With face so it's with an F, it's with an
F and out a PhD. The phantom tax with the
pH is the one that'll get you on trouble on
Urban Dictionary. The one with the F is the one
where it's akilling your.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Food, all right, and no one can tell the difference
when it's spoken word.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Apparently, this one says no cap is to Seriously, the
stupidest thing I hear people say?

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Uh, what about like bet? Do people still say bet?

Speaker 2 (28:25):
What does bet mean other than I'm about to bet
on the raiders like.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
I'll punch you in the face. Oh yeah, bro, bet.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
I never said that.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
That's weird daring you.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
No, no, no, I ever had bet.

Speaker 7 (28:38):
I know.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
I didn't have bet when I was a kid. That's
what I learned later my.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Kids from like why can't we bring back fresh and tight?

Speaker 9 (28:47):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
I don't approve of that.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
That's tight, that's so tight.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
I still say the game last night was a tight game.
So fresh was a tough sel when I when I
was a kid. I grew up in Northeast when I
was young.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
And fresh was all the hype.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
Yeah, And when I moved fresh across a single river
to the other side of town and tried to deliver fresh.
It hit a room full of crickets and they asked me, like,
as in new, and I'm like, no, no, it's like fresh.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Like produce fresh. And I could have just backed into
a shrub.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
I became the Homer Simpson.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Maybe yeah, well yeah, some TalkBank messages coming in on
a McLoughlin Chevrolet text line. All right, I just say
that backwards. Just two things.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
It's it's okay. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
I talked back to our iHeart radio you toish me,
what the hell's happening? Here we go? God.

Speaker 10 (29:44):
So over the summer, my wife and I went to Goonfest.

Speaker 11 (29:47):
Was to us celebrate.

Speaker 12 (29:49):
The Goonies movie.

Speaker 10 (29:51):
And when we told our kids that we were going
to Goonfest, they gave us a mortified look. Apparently the
word gooning now means pleasuring yourself.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Oh, and they went to I caught my cousin gooning
last night. They're like, Mom and Dad, are weird?

Speaker 3 (30:11):
Like what, I don't want to know about this?

Speaker 2 (30:13):
You're talking about gooning in front of it because are disgusting.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Festival gooning?

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Actually, that might be one that I adopt I like that. Yeah,
give it a goon. Oh no, eight six six four
four five one oh five nine is the phone number?
What words are your kids saying? That just make you insane?
Where your calls on the way. It's the brew.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
You're listening to Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Pappy Tuesday. Yesterday we announced the Bacon and Beer, the
tenth anniversary of Bacon and Beer. I can't believe it, man,
what a ride. This is gonna be the the decade
of Debauchery edition of Bacon and Beer Yep, September twelfth,
at the Milwaukee Portland's Portland Elk's Lodge on McLoughlin. If
you know where the Bomber's at, then you know where

(31:05):
this place is at. And yeah, I'm excited because we
haven't done a Bacon and Beer since February. And remember
that one was delayed a week because of the snow
and ice.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
So weather was a real mess, right.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
But the weather should be great for this one. Oh yeah,
the best time of the year. I feel like we're
gonna have a lot of stuff. Were's still a lot
of stuff we haven't confirmed yet, but we're gonna have
you know, a stand up comedian there. We're gonna have
a lot of prizes to give away, a metal scream contest,
a spitwad shooting contest. Yeah you know, I think I
think beef Water's gonna pop out of a cake. Oh

(31:36):
my Godversary of Bacon.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Beer absolutely should.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
And he's been mounting an arsenal of tickets and other giveaways.
That'll be a ton of fun.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
So come on out, man. We'll be broadcasting live between
six and ten am on September twelfth. That will be
a Friday. Everyone it shows up to Milwaukee Elk's Lodge
will get free bacon and yeah. We've got a lot
of beer specials and there's a lot of shanigans, all
the things going down.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
So please join us for our tenth anniversary of B
and B. I'm geared up. It's been a long time.
I think it's going to be a huge one. A
decade in. I mean, we got to go big.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
I had no idea we'd actually still be here, to
be honest with you, I thought we'd be fired long ago.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
I've got to find some wood to knock on still time. Yeah, yeah,
we could get fired before this. Bacon Beer. Who knows.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Yesterday, we did a segment called Science is Going to
Kill Us All. Yeah, and this could kind of be
an extension of that. A scientists have developed a brain
implant to turn thoughts into speech, which sounds cool, right,
but like again, you know we've been getting along just
fine without this stuff.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Yeah, but I do think that something like this could
be great for somebody who has lost their ability to true.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
That would be cool. You know, if you're just tired
and lazy, you don't want to say, but you're keep
is saying brah every other one.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
He's gonna We're gonna need him to do words.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
I had a groundbreaking development. Scientists at Stanford University have
created a brain implant that can decode and vocalize words
a person is merely imagining in their head. Tested on
four people with severe paralysis, the device monitors brain activity
related to speech patterns and translate it translates it into
text in real time.

Speaker 7 (33:15):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Wild, Like I can't even comprehend how that's possible.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
So are they going to put an implant in order
to do it?

Speaker 4 (33:22):
Sounds like some sort of implant, okay, because I was like,
brain is freaky. If you can just point a thing
at me and it's like, I know what you're thinking, dude.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
No, it's a brain implant. While imagine imagine speech signals
were weaker than attempted speech, the system still achieves up
to seventy four percent accuracy. So that's and that's now
a wait, you know, wait till five ten years past.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Because think about what speech to text was five to
ten years ago.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
It was crap and now it's perfect.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
But I mean, so how do you prevent it from
saying things that you don't want it to say? Like
I don't say everything I think.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Yeah, that's for the best. You know, we can see
it Laura's face and she's.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Something not good at hiding my facials.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
It just keeps typing things like not funny, you're an idiot,
and be like I want to go.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Oh my god, that would be terrible, like you do. Yeah,
you do have to turn it off at some point
or do you have to like give it a command,
like I'm going to say this word and that means
after whatever I say after this word means you can
say it out loud.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
It's probably like speech to text where you have to
hit that microphone button and then you ever forget to
turn it off and all of a sudden, you've wrote,
you finished your email, but it's got you talking to
the person in the next room, and it's like that.
I think you have to turn off the brain waiver. Yeah,
that'd be the only way.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
It'd be tough to get used to. M could end disastrously,
could ruin friendships.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Yeah, but I kind of wanted from if I never
have to talk think about how great this, you know,
like that, it would be so much easier to do the show.
It would be text.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
Though I don't think it's got a voice for you. Well,
then we'll just we'll put I mean, yeah, now we're talking.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
If you get to the text part, there's no reason
why you wouldn't be able to give it a voice.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Can you make me sound like Clint east Wood? Someone
just sent a text in and said, from seventeen ninety
scientists in China have developed a human childbirthing robot. Yeah,
that was yesterday.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
We talked about that yesterday.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
He's going to kill us all.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
We decided that was equally horrifying.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Right, I don't know why we have to replace that,
you know, that's something that we're doing just fun. We
have eight billion people on the planet because it works
just fun. We're really hating on the moms today.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
You know, we do slang for how much you're irrelevant,
And now we're going to do a We're going to
do a robot.

Speaker 7 (35:32):
Win.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
We literally can grow a person, give it. Cut us
some slack over here. Yeah, but not if I guess
not if there's this robot.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Well, Laura, you're not really sure if you want kids.
I don't know. I'm sure I do, but I maybe
you could do this.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
No, Well, because you love pets, that's not the same thing. Yeah,
I like little furry things that don't talk back to me.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yeah, then you don't want a kid.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Yeah, but I that is one of those things where
it's like, man, sometimes I think about it and I'm like,
it would be cool to grow a person, you know
what I mean. But I don't think that's a good
reason to have a chocke Probably not.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
But it is straight into like a house plant, to
grow person. I have a little cactus and a human
I'm growing.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
We got some topic messages coming into our iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 12 (36:24):
Wow News travels Fast.

Speaker 11 (36:26):
I got other people from other lodges telling me about
bacon and beer and Milwaukee.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Hell yeah, man, hell yeah, I'm excited. Yeah, let's bring
other lodges together. Yeah there, like I don't know, we'll
have to talk to the powers that then we'll have
a we'll have a rivalry war.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Yeah, just like Anchorman out in an alley. I'll bring
the chains, Yeah, the lot and numb checks.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
All right, more of your calls and text coming up
in a few minutes. Also, we do have your shot
at Pantera tickets all this week. We'll play the five
and ten game here in just a few minutes for
your chance to win. Happy Tuesday. We're commercial free. It's
one O five nine the Brew Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura Laura.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Happy Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
All right.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
All this week we got tickets to go see Pancha
rauh when they take over the Tanner jew and Lara whatever.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Larry Tanner, Drew and Larry.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
The Amphitheater on Saturday. So we'll have these all week
with the fun game we like to call the five
and ten games. We are gonna give you a category
and you will have uh, just ten seconds to name
five things in that category. That's right. So it sounds easy.
But when you got that ticker in your ear and

(37:48):
you're you know, on the you're on the hot seat. Yeah,
the pressures on, all right, the pressure is on.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
And I feel like people waste time saying things out
loud like I'm not gonna get it.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Just try and keep hitting them. Yeah. Ten seconds flies
by quick. It's no time to discuss how you're feeling.
Let's meet our contestant. He is calling from Salem. His
name is Jesse. What's happened in Jesse?

Speaker 13 (38:11):
Good morning guys.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Now, Jesse? Uh you' I'm assuming heard people play this
game so far? Oh yeah yeah. I've been trying to
get on for these for a while now, so I'm excited.
Thank you guys. All right, well pants, yeah yeah, don't
think Pan tier tickets are on the line here. Uh now, remember,
if you get this wrong, you've got to listen to us.
Give your tickets to somebody who did absolutely nothing. All right,

(38:35):
all right, today, your category, sir, is European countries. Since
Drew is flying to England tonight, you have ten seconds
to name five European countries starting now.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
He literally just said one.

Speaker 13 (38:54):
France, Germany, Italy.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
O god, did you locked up there at the beginning?

Speaker 13 (39:03):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
That was a whole different category. I was not expecting.
I wasn't think about other countries.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
He's like, if you would have said bread brands.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Well, I'm sorry, sir, you have to listen to us.
Give your tickets to somebody who did absolutely nothing. And
that person's name is Don. Good morning, Don, good morning.
You just got tickets to see Pantera on Saturday night.

Speaker 7 (39:27):
Oh wait enjoy right up?

Speaker 4 (39:31):
Yeah, awesome, Thank you for no problem. Once he turned
it on, he almost got it. It was like, about it,
what's going to be the big finish?

Speaker 2 (39:41):
But yeah, well if this were fifteen and five, yeah,
you know, we might have had it. You know what,
do you know what I'm saying, it's five and fifteen.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
It's smart to not come in with any expectations. You know,
if you have an idea of what the category is
going to be and then we flip it on its head,
then you get stuck.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Come here with the crew. Yeah, clear your mind, Quaid,
hang on, we'll get your information and we'll see you
at the show. Dawn. All right, we got a lot
of listener email coming in the last couple of days,
I haven't been able to get to this stuff. I
don't have it right in front of me. But I
kind of remember the gist of this listener email I
guy the other day. It said I was listening to

(40:20):
the podcast and I heard Laura mention that Tanner got
a girlfriend. When and how did that happen?

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Yeah, let's talk about that. I mean it's been a minute,
right for.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
I've been minute was since what since I been laid? Yes?

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Oh, now that's that can't be true.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
No, Yeah, I've been seeing this girl for a while.
I just I don't really talk about it on the
air too much, but I, you know, I'm feeling pretty
good about it now, or I guess I'm comfortable enough to.
But I've seen I've known this girl for like thirteen years. Yeah,
and we've been moving way back. Yeah we like old
Donkey show days and yeah we've been friends this whole time.

(40:58):
But we were seeing each other for a while and then,
you know, then we just became friends. And uh, it's
one of those things too, right. May have been kind
of like fighting it for a while.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Like Tanner finally came to it.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
I was like, oh, I don't know. I don't know.
And then I was like, what am I doing? This
girl's amazing. You realize it's a great thing standing right
in front of you. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, I just
gave in and I'm loving it. It's her name's Ali.
I've known her for about thirteen years. We've been dating
now for like five six months or something.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
I mean you've been like, you never say, hanging.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Out, right, I was friends with touching. I think you've forgotten. No,
not even that we were. We were. She just came
over and we just would hang. Oh, we would never
do anything. But that happened a little a little later, okay,
and then once the weirdness started, you know, and you're
like out Yeah, but yeah, no, it's fun. It's Uh.
She's great. She's really like perfect for me. She's a
bigger nerd than I am. She's better at video games

(41:49):
than I am. Nice.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
And that they didn't bother you.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
No, I mean shouldn't so like if she's not at
the house. Uh, sometimes we'll play Call of Duty together
and she's really really good at Call of Duty. That's
her game. And I told her I can't play with
her anymore because when I'm going to lobby with her.
I just I'm go in a lobby with destroy other
people who are also really, really good.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
It's not just her, it's her game or rating brings
him into hard day and it.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Just spawned die, spawned die. So I told her, baby,
I can't play with you anymore on that game. Like, sorry,
it's embarrassing to me and it makes me feel like
less of a man. Yeah, come play with the rest
of us more. They put us with simps. It's a
bunch of simpletons. Now, she's really good at games, and
you know she likes the Marvel movies.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
And that's when you get to pop the question or yeah,
I was gonna say, you're not gonna find many video
game slash Marvel girls.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
I don't know. I've I have pretty early for that, Laura.
I haven't been dating five months.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Well, I haven't long enough to her point, known each
other for thirteen years.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
I haven't not thought about it. Yeah, but I haven't
thought about it, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
Like, so you've made it appearcial for five months and
you're thinking about pop and the.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Key No no no, no, no no no. But like
I'm thinking long, I'm thinking, I'm thinking just as the
girl I could. I'm not getting any younger asked that
question too, because I've never I've never been in a
relationship where I felt like, Okay, this is the one
I could marry. I literally am forty three, and I've
never been in the relationship where I wanted to marry somebody.
Does she believe in the no kid policy? I think

(43:11):
so I want to run.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
That probably a question. Yeah before, but I mean you've
also been You've always said I probably won't have kids,
but like maybe, so.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
I'm not totally against it. Just right now at my age,
I'm thinking maybe.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
An ancient dad. Yes, you know, everyone had that kid's
dad was seven?

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Whose grandpa's that? My dad?

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Hey, but you it gives you a reason to live.
You know, you'd be live a long time if you
had a kid.

Speaker 7 (43:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
But she one thing at a dime. She's great. She's
really shy. So if you ever do see her in
probably she probably won't say anything because she was thinking
good thought. Yeah, she's thinking good thought.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
I've always liked Ali and she's she's a cool girl. Yeah.
So anyway, that's how it happened, And how dare you
accuse me? Of being alone forever, because there's proof that
I'm not like here it is. Thirty twenty six sent
a text in and said, Tanner, did you play the
Battlefield six beta yet? I'm hyped for it. I have
not played it yet, but I saw it on Steam.

(44:05):
Maybe I'll try it.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Time to hit the high Battlefield Beta.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
It's like a Call of Duty kind of a little different.
But yeah, I'll try it and then it we'll you know,
we'll squat up, bro. Yeah, get your squad. Ninety one
nine seven is our mcgloplin Chevrolet text line at the
top of the show. We want to know. You know,
a lot of adult films start with the same plot.
A handyman comes over. One thing leads to another and
you know, being bunk boom, they're getting weird in the

(44:31):
kitchen or whatever they're doing. Yeah, things happen. Has this
ever happened in real life?

Speaker 9 (44:35):
Have you?

Speaker 2 (44:36):
And are you a handyman that went over to a
client's house. The next thing you know, you got lucky
or maybe you were the Maybe you were the client.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Yeah, maybe you were the seducer and not the seduce.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Right, you can get lonely in that living room? Eight
six six, four four, five, five nine. Your calls coming
up here at eight o'clock. Get it all. No bird story.
It's time for the Big story, where we go around
the room sharing what we think the biggest stories of
the day are.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Laura, you want to kick it off, Sure I can
kick it off. I think the big story is that
More pay which is an HR and payroll company. They
just analyzed how much paid time off is legally required
by law and the number of public holidays around the
world to find out which countries offer the best benefits
and which countries offer the worst. Guys, I've got some

(45:27):
bad news for you. I'll start with the best list
countries with the most paid time off Yemen, Libya, Bahrain, Austria,
and Monaco now are the top five.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Austria and Monaco makes sense.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
Those other ones, We're like, we used to make fun
of these places, like, oh you live there, they seem relaxed.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
Yeah, they've got to figure it out and get all
that time off. The top five for the least I'll
go from number five the Philippines, Liberia, Guyana, Japan number
two on the list of country trees with the least
paid time off USA, USA, USA, We are number one.

(46:09):
That's correct, So if you haven't had a vacation in
a while, you're not the only one.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Yeah, working like dogs over here, that's how you stay
at the top of your game's right, So we just
run it till it's completely empty. The big story to
me is the California almond farms are facing this crazy
rat infestation. Now you wouldn't think that's that big of
a deal, but in the San Joaquin Valley alone has

(46:35):
one hundred thousand acres that are impacted by these rats,
and that's going to come at an estimated loss of
between one hundred and nine and three hundred and eleven
million dollars worth of almonds. So you can expect your
prices to go up when in regards to that. Now
the Golden State grows all of the nations commercially produced almonds,

(46:56):
It produced over seventy five percent.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
For the world. Did you know that. That's pretty wild.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
That's pretty wild, and it's gonna be getting more expent.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Yeah, rat. I think the big story of the day
is the BBC has revealed it's delaying the broadcast of
its Ozzy Osbourne documentary on the Wishes The Wishes of
the metal families, the metal star's family. Okay, they say,
our sympathies are with the Osbourne family at this difficult time.
We are respecting the family's wishes to wait a bit
longer before airing this very special film. The new broadcast

(47:27):
date will be confirmed shortly. So it looks like the
family just didn't want it out there.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
I'm not sure why it was the documentary planned before
his death, I'm assuming and now it's just like feels
like it's too soon because it's close to the death
not to have been.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Maybe they were working on something and then he passed
and they had to throw an ending together. Whatever the reason,
the family just wants to delay. It looks like it
will come out eventually. Just the family just wants some time.
I think between the death and the release of this
documentary fair well, you think about right after you die?
You don't.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
We do this all the time where we hit all
their scandalous behave maybe right after they died during the
morning process, and I think a little respect is fair.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
More of those stories at one of five nine in
the brew dot Com. Coming up next, we want to know, uh,
have you ever hooked up with a handyman? Or maybe
you're the handyman. You went over to a client's house
and next thing you know, got more than just a tip.
Your calls coming up after Tom Petty. It's Tannerje and
Laura on one of five nine the brew.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Here list you Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
All right, Yesterday we announced Bacon and Beer. The tenth
anniversary of Bacon and Beer. It's going to be a
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kind of our you know, tucks back there. We'll be
broadcasting live between six and ten am. Everyone who shows

(48:49):
up gets free bacon. We got a buttload of prizes
to give away, lots of games, lots of crazy things happening,
a decade of debauchery. Come join us on our tenth anniversary.
Can you believe it be? Fottery made ten years into this?

Speaker 9 (49:00):
I think it's great. Ten years is quite a mile stone.
So tip of the cap for that level of survival.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Yeah, now, not easy to do.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
I would love to get the Who's Who of the
cast to characters across the years to try and find
a way to this one. You know, like I'd love
to just familiar faces, half familiar faces, you know, people
who haven't called and forever.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Bring them all. Yeah, yeah, come on down. September twelfth,
Info on Bacon and Beer, a decade of debauchery online
at one of five nine the brew dot Com. All right,
I got this idea thinking. I thought about this idea
yesterday when we were doing misconnections, because we read a
misconnection that was about like a bike guy. It was

(49:43):
called Bucky the bike Boy. Oh yeah, and it said
you fixed my flat tire in five seconds with your
spare tube. I was flustered looking at your hands putting
the tire back on. When I asked if how I
could repay you making you coffee, I realized that in
havingny coffee in my house, was trying to get you
back to my apartment. This could have been a guy.
I don't know. I have a feeling this is a

(50:04):
girl writing this.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
I mean either way, yeah, I think I think it
is a lady because she says, you know, he's got
the stuck the bike boy, but still a creep.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
I mean creep is. It's all in the eye of
the beholder.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
So you know, it got me thinking, like, granted that
was is just like a bike repair guy. But let's
say it's a handyman. How often does it happen where
the handyman comes over? You know that maybe the housewife
is flustered, or it's just he's a single mom and
she's flustered or neglect or neglected.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Seen in Edward Scissorhands. I think her name is Joyce,
where she calls over a plumber and she's like, you know, housewives,
we're a lonely bunch.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Yeah, that's the kind of lady I'm thinking of. Is
that they've got the twinkle in their eye that's capable
of anything.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Yeah, we want to know a lot of adult films
have started with this plot, the handyman comes over. You know,
one thing leads to another and you know, next thing,
you know, your wife cheated on you.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
You know, Beef was a handyman of sorts for many years.
Anything like this ever happened where you know, New Chub City.

Speaker 9 (51:13):
Now, not on that side of it, but I did
have to give it up one time to get a
pocket door installed at my house.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Beef water, Laura. And I'm not saying you've done this,
because I don't think you have, but like, have you
ever you know, had a handyman come over and just
got flustered, like, Wow, this guy's hot, Like you know
if he tried, maybe I would no.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
But I have had the opposite happen where not like
I'm still the client, but I have had a guy
come over too. I won't say to install what, but
he like wouldn't leave my place, Like he was like
looking around and I could tell that he like wanted
to hang like have a conversation, and I was like,

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not it services are over.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Isn't the guy put your kitchen island in? He's like,
you want to check this for sturdiness.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Actually, those guys I would be more in because I
mean they carried that thing up three flights of stairs, so.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
That there there is an element they're pretty and strong
and kind.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Maybe yeah, but now it's it's never happened me.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
It sounds awesome, Like you know, there's got to be
a handyman out there who's showed up to a house
and one thing led to another and they got lucky.
If this has happened to you, please tell us the
story age six six four four five one oh five nine.
You can also shoot us a text message on our
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We already do have some talk pack messages coming in
here morning, brew crew.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
I work in HVAC and we were replacing a furnace
and air conditioner for a builder we did work for,
and the girl that was renting there offered to make
me dinner some night, and I thought about it for
probably several months and ended up getting your information, calling

(52:57):
her and going for that dinner. And we dated for
about six seven monks.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
When he says get her information, does he like look
her and fro up in the client dowlement.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
I mean, if it's been a couple of months, he
would think he'd have to do some digging.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Remember that one time you mentioned dinner. Yeah, yeah, that's
kind of weird if you waited that long. Yeah right,
I feel like you'll remember me a long time ago
you asked me out.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
She was clearly thirsty because she's all absolutely come on over.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
More talkbags coming into our app. Have you ever hooked
up at a handyman or are you the handyman who
whoever hooked up with somebody? Hey, brew crew.

Speaker 13 (53:32):
This is Dave and Beaverton. I wasn't a handyman, but
about twenty years ago I was selling steaks door to
door in southern California. This beautiful thirty year old woman
answered the door stark naked. Not only did she buy
two cases of steaks, but I got a nooner out
of it too.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
Wow bing bong, Wow, I hear you have meat.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
That is just being in the right place at the
right time. Yeah, and those are good ribbis.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
When you can close a deal like that, absolutely beef.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
So you know all your years was in her electrician.
It didn't happen to me. A lady never flirted or
give you the vibe.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
No.

Speaker 9 (54:09):
In fact, I don't even recall ever being at a
place where they were attractive.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
It was well, it doesn't have to be an angry.

Speaker 9 (54:16):
Old ladies that were, like, you know, very insistent on
making sure you didn't wear your shoes in the house.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Yeah, yeah, that's four play.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
But see them the POWs. I'm trying to get your shoes.

Speaker 9 (54:25):
But I believe I've mentioned before I used to work
with a guy that did make a romantic connection with
a lady that ran the hotel we were remodeling. Oh yes,
And so they would periodically just disappear and I would
get handed the key to the snack closet and I
would just go and eat all the donuts and whatever
I wanted in there. It was a great It was
a great deal. Lasted a long time. She took us

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out to lunch every day.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
It was a fan the doughnuts while we bang it
out and they're just hooking up in l You would.

Speaker 9 (54:52):
Just find an empty room and then she would come
and grab him and then I would keep you know,
installing light fixtures.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Give Casey a bag of cheese it's and hit it
up in the room.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
So how long did that last? Like did she get
in trouble for that or no?

Speaker 9 (55:06):
Lasted the whole time we were doing the job.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
And then he was probably so excited Mark, Oh yeah, yeah,
he gave her all new electrical.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
More dog maacs coming in through the app. Have you
ever hooked up at the handyman or are you the
handyman who ever hooked up at the client morning guys?

Speaker 11 (55:20):
Rob the welder here? Yeah, So I used to work
as a maintenance guy and apartment complex and I went
to do a work order, knock on the President's store,
do everything by the book, you know, announce myself. No,
it didn't seem like anybody was home, so I started
working on the sync.

Speaker 7 (55:35):
A couple of.

Speaker 11 (55:36):
Minutes later go by and she comes out completely naked,
out of the shower all that, and just proceeds to
just talk to me like nothing was going on, you know,
just told me to close the door, lock it when
I left, and.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
That was that was it.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
I thought he was about to put a leg on
a counter, but just a conversation.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
That's not I mean, that's still like a little treat for.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
The day, working all day. Yeah, age six six, four
four five, one oh five nine is the number. So
many adult movies start with the exact same plot. Has
it ever happened to you?

Speaker 1 (56:09):
And now? Bruce Sports, Bruce Sports, here's Drew.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Well.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
It's kind of decision time in the NFL as we
turn the corner on this season, with just one more
preseason game left for these teams, who's going to be
the starter in different cities? Now? The Indianapolis Colts, of course,
had drafted Anthony Richardson Junior in the first round of
the twenty twenty three draft. Now, you would have thought
he would be the starter, but surprise, surprise, he is not.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
The Colts have decided to go with the.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
Ex Giants quarterback Daniel Jones, who will take the snaps
under center at Week one. Now, keep in mind, if
you're in a fantasy league, you're gonna want to kind
of keep an eye on who the starter is on
some of these teams, because if you pick a guy
who ends up being a backup, it's just going to
be a dead pick and that's gonna suck. Finally, another
guy who's playing quarterback, this time for the first time

(57:02):
in the NFL.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
The Tennessee Titans new star cam Ward.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
Got himself into a scuffle with a teammate defensive lineman
Jeffrey Simmons in him had to be separated. After ward,
threw a touchdown and then while celebrating that touchdown, did
his trademark zombie Land celebration right in front of the guy. Now,
a veteran player versus a rookie, it doesn't matter how

(57:25):
good you are, they're not gonna want it. And it
did a two hand push towards face mask and the
whole team had to kind of pull these two apart.
I don't know if that's leadership or being a little
bit juvenile, but Zombie Land hopefully hitting a field near
you soon.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
There's his sports Thank you much, all right? Coming up
in an hour another edition of beef Water's fast Food
Frenzy that'll happen around nine point thirty. Coming up next though,
we want to hear from Handyman. Have you ever gone
to a client's house and done the job and the
next thing you know, you've actually hooked up with the
person who lives there.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Scandalous.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
It's amazing that there's stories coming out like that guy
with the meat and the naked lady.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Yeah, that was a lot. Anybody who didn't hear that
story is like, wait what about the meat? Uh yeah,
check that out one five com. But we want to
know have you ever been on a job and then
next thing you know, you got a little bit more
than a tip or maybe you were the person who
hooked up with the handyman. Your call is coming up
after adding money on the brew you.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
And Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Got a text message from three three two four. It says, Wow,
handyman hooking up with clients QPW boy. I'm sure he's
done it multiple times.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Yeah, so he would claim he would hope you guys.

Speaker 9 (58:42):
Oh sorry, BF, Oh my god, you guys, you would
believe what happened to me this time.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Oh my god. I hooked up with three chicks at
the same time.

Speaker 9 (58:49):
So we were driving down I five without a license
and I had these three girls in the backseat and
they were just counting my money.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
H Yeah, we want to know has never happened to
let somebody into movies that started that way where the
pizza man comes over and hooks up with the girls.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
I feel like that's good. That's why they do that, right,
because it's fantasy. It doesn't happen.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Yeah, so it's exciting. It would be awesome, though, to
be a pizza guy and you show up to like
a you know, swarty party and next thing you know,
you're having a pillow fight.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
Yeah, but you know, but it does happen.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
Beef waters co worker, got it. The guy's selling.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Meat door to door, got it. It's out there. It's
just maybe not as much as we had hope. Let's
go to Tristan. Good morning, Tristan. Were you a handyman
that hooked up with the with the client or what.

Speaker 7 (59:35):
I was a bellman, so I wasn't a handyman, but
I was a bellman. Had a big Hilton resort gun
in Phoenix, air convenient probably four h five. So this
one night, this well threesome no pun intended, came in
and there was two very very chesty women and one

(59:57):
guy and they look like corn stars either way. They
called for a ride and I used to be transportation
around the resort, so I went and picked him up
and they were completely naked at one of our pools
and they hopped in my vand well, the guy was like,
hey man, she just got those those implants done. He goes,

(01:00:17):
I want you to go hit every speed bump on
this property. I'm a twenty year old single dude. I'm
like absolutely, yeah, I'm driving around. I'm driving around this
resort and you know, checking the suspension, and these two
chicks start making out and before you know it, they're

(01:00:41):
full on, just you know, going going down on each other.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Okay, I got to dump that there. They're into it.

Speaker 7 (01:00:49):
Yeah, okay, So one thing leads to another and I
get to their room and they're well in front of
the room and one ship. Uh puts a finger somewhere
and pulls it out and gives me a dirty Sanchez.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
All right, all right, I got it. I gotta I
gotta let you go. He just takes the story.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
He's like, and I love how he hands to day
for a second, then just delivered that life.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Well, people watching on the internet heard all that, but
I appreciate the story. My friend.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
I would like to have known if did he go
with them at that point or did they just leave
him at the door.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
I have a feeling they left him with that things.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
So yeah, that sounds you just get left with that.

Speaker 12 (01:01:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
So then what happens? What's like van protocol? Do you
have to clean that, like take a few lysol wipes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
To the back seat or uh are you asking? Well,
I hit the dumb mount on twice, so I think
we've got to I think the same to say he
never watched the van again. All right, we got some
talkbacks coming into our iHeart radio app. Were you a
handyman that ever ever hooked up with somebody while you
were on the job. You came over there to to
you know, do the electric the electrical like beef water

(01:02:06):
or something. The next thing you know, you were getting
more than just like a cash tip. Well brew crew.

Speaker 10 (01:02:12):
Let's not forget good Old Tanner had one of those
fantasy things happened right on his front door and freaked
him out.

Speaker 7 (01:02:19):
So fantasy is not for everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
I don't remember, Oh you're talking about. That's not a
landing man. That's someone you know at the door. That
was like a girl who came in the trench coat.
That's yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
I mean you do have a lot of solicitors.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Yeah, and they get you all riled up. Dude, they're
higher off, they're all all due, they're all they're all
prolicitors is what I called them the other day there
because they show this dude had some aviators, but they
were hanging off the back of his neck, you know.

Speaker 9 (01:02:46):
And yeah, righting the segway.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
He wasn't running the segway, but he was on the
phone with somebody and he wrote the card that he
put on the door and said keep it real. And
I remember I when I opened the door, because I
was gonna yell at him and decided not to. When
I opened the door, he was on the phone and
he goes, yeah, keep it real, like he was telling
the person on the phone what he wrote on the card,
and he just seemed he just sounded like a like

(01:03:08):
a like a bro like a brolicitor.

Speaker 9 (01:03:11):
That's probably why he's a door to door salesman.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
It's a ton of hookups of those aviators on the
back of his head.

Speaker 9 (01:03:16):
Sure, I've noticed an increase in solicitors in my area,
and they're always riding a segway.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
Yeah, I feel like it's certain companies are sending these
guys into the wild on those things. It's just a
little one from like the knees down. It's that little oh.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
Like the unicycle type thing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
It's a segue type deal, but just goes to your knee.
It makes you look even douchier than you already do
as a solicitor, Like you look like the biggest boner
on one of those things.

Speaker 9 (01:03:48):
What you want, I'm just trying to help you get
your roof cleaned.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Yeah I did. Since I posted the video of that
solicitor looking into my window last week, I've gotten so
many videos of solicitors going up and saying just the
audacity of some of these guys. It's like they all
say like three times four times in a row. I'm
not interested. I'm not interested, And they keep going on
with their spiel and they all say the same thing,
like their spiel is unique. Oh you know, I'm helping
out a couple of your neighbors, you know, Gary and Steve.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
You know, I don't know. Gary and Steve interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Some of the most ambiguous yeah you've ever heard. Oh
you don't want to save money, Well yeah, I don't
want you to save me money, you creep.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
I'm not going to save money if I replace something
that doesn't need to be replaced. So get on here.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
The video I saw last night, this guy leaned on
the on the like the doorframe, like like he was
Captain Smooth. And I just want to hit these guys. Yeah,
I mean, and you know, to our original idea.

Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
I mean, I'm you wonder if the solicitor ever gets laid,
you know, because they are. But they're a pain in
the ass. So it's it's not like when they fix
your sing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Charms, sweet Talker's drue. I bet they do get some invites.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Inside they're like trying to clean a stain off a sweatshirt.
I think a lot of them are the guys who
think they're smooth talkers. They're the douchebags at the nightclub,
pop their collars and think they're smooth, but they don't
realize that everyone is putting their hands over their cups
and they're around them.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
You're also not getting an incredible education level when that's
their best gig.

Speaker 9 (01:05:09):
And even if it did work out, you know they'd
finish up and go so uh, you want to buy
some magazines.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
Like so, how about that?

Speaker 9 (01:05:16):
Give it the time's gotta take?

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
All right? Well, if anybody else is hooked up with
any handy man, I'd love to hear the story. This
arm Agloughlin Cheverlet text line is that on a fancy
fantasy of yours, Lord, even if you wouldn't do it,
is it not a fantasy?

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
No, so have like the big sweaty muscular guy come
over and lift your couch and then give it to you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
No, because I'm like lifting and leave because I want
to sit on my.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Couch a lot of the time. TV.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
We'll come over and I want to eat pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
You can smell them like they'll just smell like that
sweat like work. You know, they'll just smell like they've
been working all day hm. But you know some girls
are into that. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
It sounds like you're into that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
Yeah, I kind of like when you're dusty, come over here,
baunch and dust you know what I mean. I want
to smell you for a good two hours, just the
wrong way.

Speaker 9 (01:06:04):
But it smells like you've really been working today.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
You smell like the wrong side of a bike seat.
We had a guy on our show in Eugene. His
name was sick Boy and uh he worked for comcasts
part time, so he would do comcast and then come
and hang out with on our show during the day.
And he smelled because he was under crawl spaces all day.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
And did he have any stories, I'll never know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
He was the only one that he got fired because
he had to use the bathroom at a client's house. Oh,
and he broke her toilet. He was that big. The
smell I've never forgotten. It's like a like a.

Speaker 4 (01:06:37):
Bark dusty with body and like almost a sour smell
in there at the smell of that's the smells.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
It was everything with him. He was so big. Nineteen
but and body nineteen fifty eight sent a text message
in and said, it's not my own story. But I
feel like being a pool boy probably gets you a
lot of action.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
Yeah, but it isn't that the whole thing, and is
like that's why there's a joke.

Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
And that's the stereotype too. But hey, he is over
there in his party shorts, you know, working that work
in that net.

Speaker 9 (01:07:08):
But I mean, look, when I lived in Arizona, I
saw many a poolman, and none were the strapping twenty
somethings that you would see like on TV.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
I'm not talking about a pool maintenance guy. I'm talking
about a pool boy. I feel like it's like you
hire a pool boy specifically to be eye candy. It's like, well,
I like the way you're working that net, like.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
A lot of abs paying for abs.

Speaker 9 (01:07:32):
Skim it one more time, boy, skim.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
It not quite clean enough?

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
Um oh man, this one I can't even read on air.
They hooked up with an architect.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
Oh well, like somebody who's designing their place.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Yeah, you should have played the long game. Those guys are.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
I was going to say, that's more along the lines
maybe what I wook. I'm like, that's cool. You can
build houses, you got good design sense.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
You could take me on aeroplanes.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
You're smart.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
You're This person says they worked at an auto parts
store and someone came in eating parts for their Mustang.
One thing led to another and we hooked up.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
I don't know where, like where, like in the Musta,
in the back room on the Mustang.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Just the smell of whale.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
There's not a lot of room in a Mustang.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
That's why. That's why it was fun because you probably
got a cramp. Yeah, where there's a will, there's a way.
You just pretzel that bad boy, all right? Ninety one
nine to seven. That's our McLoughlin Chevrolet text on you.

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Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
Yes, he's still got to scratch that itch. Yeah, this sphere,
there's a rad place in Vegas. You know, there's still
rumors that Metallica might play there.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
I got punked earlier today, Yeah, by an Instagram post.
It was like a fan post from it was like
a Metallica fan page, I think, but it had like
the Live Nation label on it and everything, and it
was in a different language, and so like when I
hit translate, it was like rumored to be coming to
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Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
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Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
Yeah, so I'm first in line when it comes to tickets.
You guys, don't worry about it.

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Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Here listening you Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Portland's rock Station one oh five nine The Brew. It's Tanner,
Drew and Laura. We announced bacon and beer yesterday. Ten
years of debauchery coming up September twelfth at the Milwaukee
Portland Nell Slodge on McLoughlin. Kind of behind the bomber
with the bomber. The restaurant's still there, right, but the
plane isn't? Is that right? Or is the bomber gone?

Speaker 9 (01:10:07):
I feel like the restaurant may physically still be there,
but it's closed. But I kind of feel like that
got torn down. But I might be wrong. I don't
get out there very often.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
So sad like, I don't remember eating there a lot,
but I loved driving by it, you know, see end
the plane in the air. It was open for seventy
three years. Jeez.

Speaker 9 (01:10:25):
And they got some odd little like cabin type things
out there too. Look, it was like part hotel, motel,
restaurant bar.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Well, we'll be there on September twelfth, the Friday morning,
between six and ten am. Everyone who shows up gets
free bacon. We'll have a great a bunch of great
beer specials, lots of prizes, lots of games. We're gonna
do a karaoke contest, and then we're gonna do you know,
a metal scream contest. Oh yeah, and it's a great
size room too.

Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
You know, we've got room to really throw down here
and fill this bad boy up.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
It's right, beef water. Are you excited for the next
Bacon and buy am?

Speaker 9 (01:11:00):
Feels like it's been a while since we've done one,
So I'm ready to get back out there and kick
one off.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
How say you? I'm ready for Man? It was cut
in mid February when we had a last one, so
it was snowing. Yeah, yeah, we're ready for one. So
put that down on your calendar. September twelfth, between six
and ten am. Bacon and Beer. Ten years of debauchery
coming up at Milwaukee Elks Lodge.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
All Right, so I want to do the Dumbass of
the Day. But really I've got a couple of choices. Okay,
so we'll do what you choose the news version of
the Dumbass of the day. Choose your own dumb dumb
Do you want to hear about the woman who was
arrested for damaging her excess car by pouring salt into
the engine and glitter into the ac event I like
the move? Or do you want to hear about the

(01:11:50):
sea the thieves who stole twenty five million dollar diamond
but they were caught like three hours later. Or do
you want to hear about the firefighters who had to
rescue a man wedged inside of a playground tube slide.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
Oh I like that really.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
I kind of like glitter and salt.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
Okay, I like that one too.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Whatever you want, Tanner Fielder, Yeah, Tabor's choice.

Speaker 9 (01:12:06):
What do you think, b dude, that is quite a combination.
I would agree the ruining a vehicle is good.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
I really liked the playground tube slide.

Speaker 9 (01:12:15):
Let it rip.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
But I mean, also you, I mean, we know the start, middle,
and end of that story. Dude tried to go down
a slide, he got stuck the end.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
You know, I suppose it's pretty much the whole.

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
Well, that might give us a chance to hit more
than one. What happened in the slide?

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Yeah, a forty year old man became wedge inside of
the middle portion of a tube slide at an elementary school.
The fire department, along with the police, arrived on scene
just after four thirty pm on Saturday, and photos show
the man stuck with feet feet and head first.

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
Oh so he tried to go head first.

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
And I'm wondering, since it's the middle portion, did they
have to take the entire slide apart rather than give
them a tug, or do.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
They just like dump some baby oil down there.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
I probably just took it apart because those things aren't
they just screwed together.

Speaker 4 (01:13:05):
Yeah, and if he's I'm sure that's the smartest idea.
You don't want to just pour a bunch of diddy
oil down the top.

Speaker 9 (01:13:10):
Yeah, but I think it would depend on how long
that section was and where he was trapped at. Right,
So even if you even if you took the end off,
if you're still stuck in a four foot two, like
you're still stuck in a four feet of two.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
Yeah, they can unscrew it, but there's they still they're
still pulling on it. He's still in the middle, like
when you get your finger stuck in a Chinese trap.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
Yeah. But I do have a question though, because it
said did you say head and feet?

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Yeah, that's what it's.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
That seems if you like fold down, does that all
the tips? I don't know, but that seems very painful.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
All right, Well, you're right, Laura, that's pretty much that story.
If you go down that way, you deserve to get stuck. Yeah,
by the way, if firefighters they set up some ventilation
equipment to keep the man cool, and they took about
thirty minutes to get him out of there. And you
know the.

Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
Sound of the echo when you're in one of those
little God, God.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
I'm in here, it's like, do you hear that?

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Anyway?

Speaker 9 (01:14:06):
I mean, I suppose the other option will be to
cut him out of there, but I don't think you want.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
Slight's more important than the guy who went tips and tips.

Speaker 5 (01:14:14):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
So there's that. There's also, okay, the two stories about
the woman who arrested for damaging her ex's car or
the thieves stolen Let's do that. Let's glit it all right,
glitter it is, and now Drew and Laura's dumbass of
the day. Well, a Kentucky woman stands accused of extensively
damaging her ex boyfriend's car after an argument last month.

(01:14:37):
According to police, Stephanie Carclist is alleged to have poured
assault into the vehicle's engine, she threw glitter into the
ace events she slashed a tire, broke the radio screen,
and cracked both windshields in rear view mirror.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
So she went full Carrie Underwood on this.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
She is losing it out there. The estimated cost for
the repairs is about twelve and sixty four bucks, which
the victim claims that she admitted to doing. You know,
after the after the car was towed by a local Goodyear,
she reportedly messaged her x on Instagram to apologize, stating

(01:15:15):
that she was just stressed out due to her pregnancy.
Oh no, but despite partially confessing to vandalism, as she
appears cheerful in her mugshot, she's been charged with felony
criminal mischief and is being held on a twelve thousand
dollars bond.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
And I'm guessing she is pregnant with his baby. She's
I mean, you don't normally go completely ham City unless
it's that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
You'd be so jacked if it was somebody else's kid.
And she's still going.

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
Off God, and now now your baby mom is going
to be a felon. Yeah, a lot of action, really
setting this baby up for a go.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
Maybe she thought that he wouldn't call the cops on her,
because you know, what.

Speaker 9 (01:15:53):
Do you do that enrages someone to that point where
they want to total your vehicle.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
Probably like went to like date another girl or something.

Speaker 9 (01:16:02):
Just you mean, yeah, it's got to be quite the offense.

Speaker 4 (01:16:04):
It could be as it could be as simple as
him and his buddies went to a strip club and
she's a nut, you know, like, oh, yeah, what.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Did you do? Yeah? I know, maybe but he killing
the emotions with the with the baby.

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
Yeah, and maybe maybe he cheated, maybe he was talking
to another maybe somebody slipped into his DMS. I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:16:27):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
I've been around a pregnant lady three different times, and
they you guys, get a little sideways. You're definitely not
the nicest all the times, but not to that level.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
You know what, not to that level.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
A little a little irritated is I think an an
excusable offense.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
Too big a sandwich will irritate you. Imagine a baby?

Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:16:47):
Crazy.

Speaker 9 (01:16:47):
In regards to the jewel thievery thing, yes, I always
felt like this was just a bad game plan. Like,
unless you're like a seasoned criminal, what are you going
to do with stolen gigantic jewels?

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
Yeah, it was like a twenty one point twenty five
carrots twenty one point two five carrot fancy intense diamond
and it costs twenty five million dollars. He's guys stole
it and they got away for about three hours.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
He can go to launch shop. Yeah, Larry's fifty seven dollars,
Like this isn't real.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
You're like, no, it's actually worth four million dollars. I'll
take twenty right now.

Speaker 9 (01:17:16):
Yeah, we would gladly walk out of here for six
grand right now.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Just take the chill, take it all right. More of
those stories at one of five nine in the brew
dot Com. Just click on Tanner jew and Laura beef
Water's fast Food Frenzy is coming up here in minutes.
On the Brew.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
Poor Lan's Rock Station one five nine the Brew. It's Tanner,
Drew and Laura coming up in a few minutes another
edition of these fast food frenzy. And he's now back
on it. You know, he can eat whatever he wants
now he's returned after winning his uh his blubber burn.

Speaker 9 (01:17:51):
Yeah, my heart didn't know what to do with this
newfound freedom.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
Well, we'll find out where he went and what he
got here in just a few minutes. How you feel though,
I know you know, just a couple of days.

Speaker 9 (01:18:01):
After you feel win pretty good?

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
Have you been going No, I have been going ham
How about to the gym?

Speaker 9 (01:18:09):
Gym is still consistent, the same thing that I was doing.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
For I'll admit that I have not really been great
since it's been over. Well, you deserve, you deserve a
reprieve Sunday.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
I was fine, been careful with that though you deserve.
I've earned this break. You got to get back on it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
I got to go get some some healthy meals today.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
But because you know how it goes, it's so hard
to drop it off and then it seems like you
put it back on.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
And because you yeah, man, you'll gain it just you'll
gain it back just as fast as you lost it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:39):
At our age, it's there's it's not a fair give
and take, ye what you have to do to lose
it versus what it takes and get it back.

Speaker 9 (01:18:45):
I feel like the Calari battle is going to live
on forever in my brain. Yeah right, I don't know
if I like that or not.

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
Well, if you want to see the videos, you can
see the moment beef Water found out that he won
the blubber burn, and of course the moment the Trancela
crawled on my body yesterday. Those videos are on her Instagram.
So just follow us at one O five nine The
Brew or at Tanner, Drew and Laura, or you can
just check out to our blog online at one O
five nine The Brew dot com. Yeah, all right, Beefwatter's

(01:19:13):
Fast Food Frenzy's coming up in just a few minutes,
and we're gonna check those talkback messages. So you got
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We're commercial free on one O five nine The Brew.
Here you and Laura Habby Tuesday. All right, Bee Flotter

(01:19:35):
is here. What's up, young lad b Flodd? How are
you feeling? After you? Because you got fast food this morning?

Speaker 9 (01:19:43):
From what I understand, it was technically yesterday morning. Okay,
so I'm still uh fending it off at this point
in time, but we're good.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
We did it for the team.

Speaker 9 (01:19:52):
Yeah, we're taking one.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
Did your sweat smell any different when you were in
the sauna last night? Did you just smell like bacon
grease or I.

Speaker 9 (01:19:59):
Don't think think I consumed enough for it to radiate
out of the pores. Okay, but there's still.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
Hope you can build from here.

Speaker 9 (01:20:06):
Yeah, we're going to try it out.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
Well. If you did not see the spider bit yesterday
me holding the Transla after losing to Bee Flatter, you
can check out the video. It is on our Instagram
at one of five nine the brew or at Tanner,
Drew and Laura go follow us now when you get
a chance. It's now time for Bee Flatter's fast Food
Frenzy and a Pizza Hut Kentucky Fire Chicken and a

(01:20:29):
pizza Hot.

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
Nick donald McDonald's McDonald McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
All right, Bee Flatter, your first time eating whatever you
want at a fast food joint in six weeks? What
did you get?

Speaker 9 (01:20:43):
I went breakfast this go round. It was morning time
and I've been meeting to do this for a while now,
so the opportunity came. Hit up the Wendy's and hit
up their breakfast, and I gotta say, I think Wendy's
might have one of the better breakfast lineups in the market.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
I never had that weakfast before, which it's good to
know because a lot of people don't even realize they're
open for breakfast.

Speaker 9 (01:21:05):
Yeah, and so they've got a nice variety you can get.
I mean, they've got the biscuits, the croissants.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
And do they do what Jack in the Box does
and we'll just sell you like a chicken sandwich in
the morning.

Speaker 9 (01:21:18):
No, you can only get the breakfast items. But they
do have a chicken option if you want like a
chicken biscuit, so they do have it covered. My only
gripe is I wish that there was a breakfast burger
type option, which would be cool, but they don't have that.
So anyway, if you want it in the morning, welcome
to sausage Ville. So I had the bacon, egg and
Swiss croissant, and it's not your typical horseshoe croissant. It's

(01:21:41):
more of a croissant square type croissant equally croisanty, equally
buttery and flaky and delicious nice. And it is very simple.
So it's got a little Swiss cheese sauce, a freshly
cracked egg, and some apple would smoke bacon. You can
add a sausage patty to that as well if you
would like. I thought it was fine, just the way

(01:22:02):
it was.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
I love a croissant, anything like just just seeing what
I go, Oh God, but that looks that looks so
good of it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:07):
It's so good, A good croissant goes. It's just so delish.
It's true croissant, croissos, croissant.

Speaker 9 (01:22:16):
But you can get this thing for a mere four
dollars and twenty nine cents and as many calories four
hundred and twenty calories for a nice little breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
Pop one cent of calorie.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
What a deal.

Speaker 9 (01:22:27):
So yeah, still a little high for a one sandwich situation.
But listen, get that thing on your own and wash
it down with some coffee. You're in good shape.

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
I'd get one with the sausage because I don't prefer bacon.

Speaker 4 (01:22:38):
Yeah, fast food bacon is a it's a crapshoot, whereas
the sausage is a little more predictable.

Speaker 9 (01:22:43):
All that to be said, and very fair, I will
say Wendy's on the bacon front is probably one of
your better bets.

Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
To get the bacon. It's always crispy, it's.

Speaker 9 (01:22:52):
Never limped, you know what I mean. Sometimes you get
that like transparent thin bacon that makes me just want
to gag immediately yeah, I like it to be off
on the crispyer side. So, man, I'm a fan of
the Wendy's Breakfast. I think that they they made a
sweet move here, and I'm giving it. I'm going seven
and a half beef bergs Burgers with that unlimped bacon. Yeah,

(01:23:17):
but I tell you what, you throw one of those
Dave single patties on that croissant with an egg and
just yeah. Let me let me get my own signature
meal here Wendy's and we'll do it up.

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
The big Beef Surprise.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
Well, thank you, Beef Potter. Another edition of his fast.

Speaker 9 (01:23:35):
Food friends, and I felt like that was a nice hybrid,
not overly crazy in the health department, but still good, satisfying,
fair price, fair calories, good call.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
Nice. I wish God, I'm I'm on my Halopenio kick again.
I wish McDonald's had this cheesy Jllopeno burger a long
time ago, and God, I want them to bring it
back because it was still delicious. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:24:00):
I'm holding out for that big archburger.

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:24:03):
It's been talked about for about seventeen years now, and
it keeps saying it's coming to the United States, and
I'm anxiously a wedding year that jalapeno chat or quarter
pounder was cash money.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
So good. All right, we got some talk back messages
coming in through our iHeartRadio app downloaded for your cell
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Speaker 12 (01:24:22):
Brew crew? Just wondering if Drew reached up to Priceline
or wherever he used to book his UH is safe
for his next trip, because I know that he was
traumatized by Priceline when he went to Vegas last time.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
I don't know that he's done that, but he had
another scare this morning. Yeah, we're in some trouble right now.

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
I'm supposed to why I'm flying out tonight, which means
I get to London tomorrow. And the place that we
are all staying has been flooded out by broken pipes.
When I heard flooded, I go like a torrential down.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
It wasn't a hotel, it was like an airbnb.

Speaker 4 (01:24:58):
Yeah, so it's like a condo. Okay, that is in
the heart of London. It's not exactly an easy get
and it's flooded. Yeah, and we're so lucky. It's today
and not tomorrow because if we were to be blamed
for it. First of all, the price to stay in
London will make your nose bleed, let alone damages.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Yeah, I don't want to be a part of damages.

Speaker 4 (01:25:17):
Yeah, so we'll see if we have no car for
the first part of the trip, so I might be
sleeping on the tube.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
So are they going to tell you like where to go? Like,
are they going to give you another place or you
just kind of have to fit for yourself. They said
they are actively hunting for another place.

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
People are your family, the people.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
Who rented the place to us, So that it's freaking
when you're flying to another country tonight and you don't
know where you're gonna stay.

Speaker 4 (01:25:39):
Yeah, so it's up in the air, but it's not
in Luckily price Lines hands this time. I'm not getting
on hold with them again. Good more talkbacks through the app.

Speaker 7 (01:25:48):
The bomber is gone and they took the B seventeen
down and they're restoring it and sale of them.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
Okay, we were wondering where it was at. We were like,
it's probably just in some guy's garage. That plane, old plane.

Speaker 4 (01:25:58):
What we've seen is it's been under restoration for eleven years,
so if we could just get a few more people
working on it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
It's like Mike's driving in Milwaukee. That thing was being
repaired for a year and a half, seriously waiting on parts. Yeah,
never talked back through the app.

Speaker 8 (01:26:13):
Good morning, Brewer Crue.

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
This is big John.

Speaker 8 (01:26:15):
You know the bomber, the airplane is actually getting rebuilt
to flying condition and Salem right now there's still like
a few years out from it actually flying.

Speaker 4 (01:26:27):
Flying condition or just like putting them back up because
flying condition. I understand it's gonna take some time and money.

Speaker 9 (01:26:33):
I mean, who's funding that project?

Speaker 4 (01:26:35):
And for people who don't know the guy had that
was a legit plane that he flew to Troutdale and
took a part.

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
And put up there so it could be fixed. More
talk packs with the app.

Speaker 6 (01:26:45):
Heybe water, here's a good place to go. Go to
Guess to market and get their JoJo's there. They're fresh
and they have the same batter since I was like
eight years old and I'm forty four. But yeah, it's
worth the drive and it's phenomenal JoJo's and they're not frozen.
Have a good day, guys.

Speaker 4 (01:27:06):
Jo Jo's is too much potato for me and a
mom and Poppa is likely a lot of tater and
I bet it's a thick wedge.

Speaker 9 (01:27:12):
This seasoning, he speaks of. I think I've got right
in my brain too. I know it's a good Yeah,
that's good stuff. I wonder if they have an equally
awesome chicken strip to go with.

Speaker 2 (01:27:22):
So I bet you they better. I bet it's magic.
Another time, we got a lot of talkbacks coming it.

Speaker 11 (01:27:28):
What up, guys, Robed the Welder again. I was wondering
if Beef he's going to be headed to the new
in and out in Ridgefield that's opening Tomorrow's supposed to
be madness. And I heard they're not letting people camp
out or anything because the city of Ridgefield is crazy,
and yeah, should be excited. I'm excited. I'm probably gonna
give it a week. Are all go maybe like Sunday

(01:27:51):
like ten or something, but I'm pretty soaked.

Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
Yeah, it's closer to your house, Beef.

Speaker 9 (01:27:56):
Yeah, going early is going to be your only hope.
That thing is going to be jammed up for months
and months and months.

Speaker 3 (01:28:01):
I do like that they're not letting people like get
in line early and camp out because that's when the
problem start.

Speaker 4 (01:28:07):
Good luck, sniff and a napkin this weekend. I mean
you're likely. I mean I hope, I hope you.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Get that burger. But it's gonna be tough.

Speaker 9 (01:28:13):
Yeah, they man, they are claiming that no cars will
will hit public Street while they're waiting. I don't know
how they're gonna pull this off.

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
Yeah, to be hones right, it's gonna be some sort
of traffic jam. There's the armed guard.

Speaker 9 (01:28:26):
Well, and then you got like a an overpass, right,
I mean it's right off of the freeway, and then
you have it just seems like a very tricky scenario.
After this big of attraction.

Speaker 3 (01:28:36):
You know, somebody is gonna be out there, some teenagers
gonna be out there with an iPad being like now
I've got to circle around, sir.

Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
But look at the big picture.

Speaker 4 (01:28:44):
Alon A has opened its sports book right next to
an in and out burger.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
I don't know if there's a ring closer to heaven.

Speaker 9 (01:28:53):
Well, I will to answer your question here. Yes, I
will be there hitting up the in and out. I
don't think I'm gonna do it grand opening day. That
seems a little troublesome, but we'll be there a sap.

Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
Yeah, all right, we got more talkbacks coming up in
just a few minutes. We'll also find out what's trending.
Hang on now, what's trending? All right? Online at one
five nine the brew dog Com. We got a lot
of stuff to check out, like our Donkeyship podcast. We're
gonna record a brand new one here in a few
minutes and we'll have that posted online at one nine

(01:29:25):
the brew dot com. Shortly, you can see the video
that we did yesterday of me finally holding the spider
the tarantula.

Speaker 3 (01:29:33):
Yeah, got it done. Take the box.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
Let me see Mick, d are you on the phone still?

Speaker 3 (01:29:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
Did you see the me holding the tarantula video?

Speaker 7 (01:29:42):
I did?

Speaker 10 (01:29:43):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
That was sick. Good job.

Speaker 11 (01:29:45):
I'm super proud of you.

Speaker 7 (01:29:46):
That's facing your fears and like, you know, getting over them.

Speaker 9 (01:29:50):
That's pretty huge.

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
Well, I had no choice. It was either that to
get ridiculed for, you know, welching on a bed.

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
But even yesterday off the air, Tanner was like, man,
I kind of we we could bring the spider back
in here because I kind of wanted to let it
crawl on me again because I was just so freaked
out the first time I feel like if I had
another shot, I wouldn't be so freaked out.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
It was the same thing with like the bagpipes. It's
like just if once once I get the big initial
shock moment out.

Speaker 8 (01:30:15):
Of the way.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
Yeah, then you're you were thinking about how you get improved. Oh,
I think I could. I feel like I could do
that better. But it's fine. It is what it is.
I'm never doing it again. I'm never holding a spider
like that size again.

Speaker 4 (01:30:25):
And the only thing worse than holding the spider would
be to forever be reminded that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
You didn't follow through on the bed.

Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
So yeah, it's one hundred times better to even risk
the bite.

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
And I only screamed a little bit, like you cant.
I screamed only a little mild.

Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
I had blocked it out and then he played it
back for me.

Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
That's a scream, But it wasn't a lot of it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:44):
At first it was fine, and then it started crawling
up the arm. Yeah, once it got near the hole
at the edge of the bottom.

Speaker 2 (01:30:49):
Because we were worried it was going to get loose
in the studio and then I just would I would
leave and then it would leave. Yeah, A whole other
thing so anyway, that video is on the right on
our Instagram. You can follow us on TikTok Instagram, all
the socials at Tanner Jew and Laura or at one
of five nine the Brew. All right, mcde love your
face man, We'll talk to you later.

Speaker 12 (01:31:09):
Love you, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
You Bruce later on guys. And of course our Donkeyship
podcast is coming up here next. Nice Court's gonna come
in here in a few minutes. And hell have your
shout at a trip to Las Vegas to see our
Heart Radio Music Festival with Sammy Hagar, Brian Adams, The
Offspring and more and one thousand dollars At one o'clock
this afternoon, it's Tanner, Jew and Laura. We'll see tomorrow. Bye,