TD&L Full Show For Tuesday- Money Blind

On today's show we talked about the things you would give up for a million dollars. We also heard about Beefwater sleeping at the airport and we discussed the weird pets people own!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You. At least they drew.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
And Laura, what has happened?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
What's that smell?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
As us? Ay ey, Laura, that is just us, that's
all you know, we're smelling fresh.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (00:17):
Hei, Lord is just confused. Her programming is off.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Yeah, it needs an update.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's Tuesday, July twenty ninth, twenty twenty five standard to
and Laura AI. Laura is still here with us this morning,
even if she's malfunctioning a little bit.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Oh, duke water, what is that?

Speaker 6 (00:35):
It's just always a little off for the AI. You know,
it's not real when they mess up certain words.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
You're like, it's close, but something's awful.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
It's not computing here right.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Uh anyway, good morning, it is Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
A lot of people I saw on the roads this
morning just jogging, and I saw a lot of people
running their dogs. So just be careful. You don't want
to know. More joggers get hit in the morning than
any other time of the day. So yeah, be careful.

Speaker 6 (00:58):
It's funny you say that because I saw a lot
of jogs and dogs too, jogs and dogs, And maybe
people realize that we've got a finite amount of time
to actually do that before you're running in your garage.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yesterday was a beautiful morning. Today is going to be
another beautiful morning, so just be safe. We we're going
to have bee fodder on the show today, but I
think he's going to be m I A yeah, even
though we know we know where he's at. He sent
us a Texas morning and said, good morning, my flight
got delayed than canceled last night. I won't be getting
on a flight until seven, just to heads up that

(01:30):
my travel plans have been hijacked by Alaska Airlines. Have
an awesome show. So he went to Disneyland for the
weekend for work, like he had to go for work.
He's not like he just to eat budget chiros and party.

Speaker 6 (01:41):
The best part is that he went with a whole
bunch of people from here. I think we're the only
three people who weren't in Disneyland. Oh and it's in
that wonderful It's nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
More magical than that for the fight.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
So I figured this morning that like, oh, they're probably
all on the same flight. Nope, everyone else is home
and there's a couple down the hall here and.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, just from Anaheim to Portland. How did that get canceled?
Just him just the beef.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Did he like sleep in the airport?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Like how do he That's what I want to know,
Like did he have to go back to the hotel?
Which you know, if you leave, what is it? Uh Burbank?
So what is that?

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Did John Wayne?

Speaker 7 (02:16):
Is?

Speaker 5 (02:16):
How far is that?

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Time wise?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
So it's not going back to Disneyland? I don't know.
Maybe it's only fifteen minutes away, but it's the hotels
closer to the airport are probably cheaper because if.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
He's in Burbank, he probably flew out of Hollywood Burbank.
And I don't know how not.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I didn't mean Burbank, Iman Anaheim, That's what I meant. Okay, Okay,
so uh Anaheim? That yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:36):
Si John Wayne airport?

Speaker 8 (02:37):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
So guess is it bob over?

Speaker 5 (02:41):
John Wayne's one of those guys too many airports.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
I would guess, you know, because this has happened to
me when I've been in California, where I checked out
of a beautiful hotel, went to the airport, got screwed,
and then you don't go back to the beauty because
you've already you're out of cash. So it's probably at
some sweatsack or he's sleeping on the rail of one
of them.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I could eat. I could see him just sleeping on
a railly And sometimes you get lucky at the airport
and you'll see you'll find some seats with no arm rests. Rarely,
but it's rare, right. Yeah, I don't know why they
I know why they do that, but it still tates me.
Sometimes I had to sleep at the airport and I'm like, dude,
I know, I don't.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Know why, because it's like you're already It's not like
you can just like break into the airport to sleep there,
like you have to be a ticketed passengers.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
I guess they just don't want one person taking up everything.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Yeah, even if they are on a flight.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
That's fair because that's what I would do if I'm
on I got laid over at Las Vegas once for
eight hours, and my only place to sleep was behind
the ticket counter. There's there was like a little four
foot gap between the ticket counter and the window, and
I just was able to sleep there because there's nowhere else.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
I saw I slept on the floor, Oh your dirty airport.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
I saw a guy sleeping on the floor and he
had a sign on him that said flight canceled. I'm exhausted.
Please don't wake me up or call the police.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
I'm not wasting.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
That's fine, that's good. Have you ever had to sleep
at the airport? What airport did you have to have
to sleep at?

Speaker 5 (04:05):
You know was a PDX? I mean I guess you
could just go home.

Speaker 6 (04:08):
Yeah, that's true, but I mean major delays. But I
don't think I've been sent home when flying standby after
being there all day. That's demoralizing. Yeah, that's like we're
out of flight, sir, We'll see again tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Nice try eight sixty six four four five nine. Have
you ever had to sleep at an airport? Which airport was? Stories?
Stop to go around the room sharing what we think
the biggest stories of the day are, Laura, you want
to kick it off, sure.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
I think the big story is that the City of
Portland is extending paid to park hours and it starts
this Friday on the central east Side, So just heads
up there. Drivers will have to pay for on street
parking Monday through Saturday from eight am to ten pm,
all damn day. The Portland Bureau of Transportation says it's

(04:56):
because of higher demand for parking. It'll also revenue for
the city meters in downtown Portland are going to be
the next change starting on September second. Ah, they aren't
we lucky bringing us out?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah yeah, it's just ridiculous.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
We want to fill up the city. But let's go
ahead and add that feet. The big story to me
is National Chicken Wing Day, and today is a delicious day. Now,
You're not gonna have any trouble tracking down a deal
because plenty of your favorites are going to be doing it. Wingstop,
Buffalo Wild, Wings, Hoots. If you can find a Hooters,

(05:32):
you can get it in. They're also Applebee's and some
people don't realize even seven to eleven will be getting
in on the action.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Looks like they'll have a wing available for you today.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
Instant diarrhea.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, you know when you're a little blocked up and
you're looking for change. Yeah, hit those wet wingies now.
If you're not a wing person, no worries. Today is
also National Lasagna Day.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Oh I like lasagna aniles. Can I eat them both?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Absolutely?

Speaker 5 (05:58):
I might do both.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
I would recommend it never won Oh yeah, sorry, put
it on the WAW next maybe next.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Year, definitely. I think the big story of the day
is this is pretty obvious or you know, not really surprising,
but Ozzie's catalog has soword and streaming since he's he's passed,
since his death just on July twenty second, or a
week away from it now a week away from you know,
as of today, but according to the Hollywood Reporter, Spotify
numbers have gone up significantly, significantly. Ozzy's catalog went from

(06:28):
twelve point four million to eighteen point seven million streams
and then yeah, that's a sabbath catalog went from nineteen
point eight to twenty four point six million.

Speaker 6 (06:38):
Wow, that's huge, and it's great to get those people
their money, like they're all getting paid a little scratch
here to help pad things.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Ozzy still has some stuff coming out though. Ozzie's last Rites,
his memoir will be out in October. So is there
any more music? Maybe? Maybe not? I bet you there
probably is. I bet you yeah, because you know, for
that last album he got a Grammy, you know, so
I bet there was a lot of stuff in the cutting.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Room, and I thought he was already working on new stuff,
so there might be some some things that's finished.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
We get a chorus and piece him with somebody else'd
be good. But I wouldn't be surprised if this memoir
ends up being a movie, because I hear it's it's
you know, kind of bonk. Or So that's in October.
I get more online at one of five nine the
brew dot com.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
So beef Watter's flight got canceled.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
He had to go to Disneyland for some from work events,
which is going to be difficult to him, difficult for
him rather because he's on this diet and he can
eat no chiros while I Disneyland.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
And also now that he's delayed in an airport that's
also there's no there is no healthy option, I promise,
Like you just walk around in a circle, especially once
you're inside, like you're gated area.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Right, you got a Burger king, you got.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Some sort of yacky soaba Noodle's very very limited options
at the airport.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah right, I'm.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Headed for that pizza by the way, though.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Yeah, I mean I'm gonna eat when in Rome, you know.
But he's stuck.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yeah, so his flight got canceled last night, and we
have to figure it out. We're not sure yet, but
did he sleep at the airport because he said delayed
and then canceled. That's the worst, and that was late.
He said it was late at night. Then he said
his flight was at is at seven am this morning,
so you know.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
There's no way that he went to probably didn't go
to a hotel.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
He just slept there.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
So I would have stayed if I had at seven am.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Or well, I know I have.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
It sucked. I missed my flight once.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
It was when I was coming back from Vegas, and
I missed my Frontier Airlines flight and the next one
that was on a Tuesday. It was either on a
Monday or Tuesday, and the next flight wasn't until Thursday.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah, because they don't fly on Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah, so I had to buy a whole separate ticket
on Frontier Spirit.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
I can't remember. I think it was a whole.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Spirit Airlines, a whole different airline.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
And it was actually more that one ticket back home
was more than the whole trip to Vegas to mine
of course. Anyway, the next flight, next flight wasn't for
like eight or nine hours, so I slept at the airport,
and like I said earlier, the only place to go
was behind the ticket counter at the gate. Well, you
know there's those like four feet gap between the ticket
counter wall and the window where the airport where the

(09:10):
plane sets.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
It's kind of a nice hiding spot though, But.

Speaker 6 (09:13):
Think it wasn't think about where he is though, So
like since he's in Las Vegas, I'm guessing you showed
up and you were your meter was about spend. I
was so hungover I wanted to just you just want
to get on a plane and go to your bed.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
I went, and so when I when I got to
that gate, I just immediately.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Went to sleep.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
You're at least that helped.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
But we want to know have you ever had to
sleep at an airport? If so, what airport was it at?
And you know what for you know, is your plane
get delayed or canceled? Like beefs We got a text
from sixty nine ninety six. He says, I've had to
sleep at LAX Minneapolis and in Mexico City and and
uh and so love it. Once I get home, I
always swear I won't fly again. Oh yeah, It's like

(09:53):
I'm just not going through it again. And then you forget,
you get desensitized. Twenty three ninety six says so mean,
and buddy, we got our flight delayed like ten hours
at Lax, so we said screw it and lay down
on the floor using backpacks and Pillowslo wait the Lol.
The gate we fell asleep at had nobody and when
we woke up to an alarm clock there were people everywhere.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
I know.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
It's that's so awkward when you wake up and you're
just like, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
There are people. There are people standing sitting surrounding us completely. Yeah,
and it was super awkward as we had to get
up from the middle of the floor as people were
very rude to us.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
That is so funny.

Speaker 6 (10:30):
I mean, Portland has one of the best like places
to lounge around. They've got big chairs and couches and stuff.
But we're not a connection city. I don't even know
why we have them.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Why don't we have in our airports like the airports
they have in Japan and other countries they have those
sleeping pods and they're.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Incredible just because they could make a ton of cash.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah, I would just I would get there early just
to hang on the sleeping pod. Yeah, take a fat
nap map for sure. Man ninety one nine seven is
our glonflin Cheverlet text line sixty five, twenty five. I
just had to sleep in the Winnipeg airport, only to
have a Mountie kicked me out and informing that they
had a hotel.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
At the airport, but that airport hotel was four hundred
bucks a right.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, of course Denver has the same thing. But it's
like it is, it's like five hundred dollars a night
for the So I gotcha. If you want to stay
in the west in it's like nah, I.

Speaker 6 (11:18):
Feel like there should be some I mean some scenarios.
There should be a voucher that you get because the
airline rocked you.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
I agree, Like, if your flag gets scared, they're doing
it all the time.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
It's not my fault.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
I'm here if your flight, if my flag gets canceled,
you should give me a voucher for a hotel only.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
But the only time I've ever slept on the floor
at an airport is because it's like my own doing
where I'm like, yeah, sure, I'll just like have a
seven hour layover in San Francisco.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
It's whatever plans your trips a report.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
And then well this was when I almost got snowed
in here, Like it was like I tried to fly
out during a big snowstorm, so my flight got canceled
and then I had to read books. I was kind
of just at ther see if what was available, and
that happened to be a very long overnight layover at SFO.
So I slept on the floor and people were like
vacuuming around me.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
And then it gets so cold.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yeah, so it's like I didn't have a blanket, so
I'm just freezing my ass off on the floor at
the San Francisco air for I like.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
What we got to give us some sleeping pods, man,
especially when they're canceling flights left and right. Yeah, give
us some pods. I think the airline would cover the pods.
At least. We got some talk back messages coming into
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Speaker 4 (12:38):
How about boneless wing.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Lasagnah, today's out? What is it? National Wing Day and
National Lasagna Day? So he's trying to piece it all together.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
That's good dude, you're killing me right now on this diet.
Everyone's talking about this. Give me a break.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Well, you know, the calendar says it's time to eat.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
I got about two and a half more weeks.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
Yeah, you're getting there. You're on your way.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Another talkback, Happy Bruise day, brew crew mcd here.

Speaker 9 (13:05):
Sleeping in the airports, God, I've done that so many times.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
In Denver.

Speaker 9 (13:10):
Was a horrible one.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
But actually the worst was Lexington, Kentucky.

Speaker 9 (13:14):
What made it even more worse as a coworker overslept
and causes to miss our flight. I had to sleep
overnight in Lexington, Kentucky, blak it in beer because of
the bonehead's move.

Speaker 10 (13:28):
That sucked.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
You have a great day.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
You're an adult. You got a phone.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
I'm guessing he was getting picked up by said co worker.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
All right, Well, if that's the case, I understand.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
But if you guys are sharing a hotel room and
he was supposed to want the one that's supposed to
wake up, it sounds like.

Speaker 6 (13:41):
Just for Mick d being so chippy all the time,
he sounds pretty upset with that guy.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Well, yeah, he had to miss bacon and beer.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
Yeah, and for that you should just you shouldn't you know?

Speaker 2 (13:53):
What is it? This friend is unfriend? Whatever friend you've
been his friend, just a little bit of a sleep
off and walk away. Fat Thor says, I used to
pass out drunk at the airport all the time. Well
used to work there. You'd probably get off work and
go hang out the bar.

Speaker 5 (14:08):
With your friends.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
I bet they were like, could you go, we're trying to.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Clean it off three hours.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
You won't step outside of the security window, all your.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Calls and texts coming up in a few minutes. Have
you ever had to sleep in an airport?

Speaker 11 (14:22):
And now, Bruce Sport, here's Drew Well.

Speaker 6 (14:27):
I'm sure you guys heard about that crazy situation in
Manhattan yesterday when a man walked into a very prominent
area and just started firing away with a giant rifle.
Now we're getting some details from the mayor of New
York City about what actually went down.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
And this is nuts.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
So this guy went to the building of the NFL.

Speaker 6 (14:52):
It's also the same building that has Blackstone, the massive
investment firm. But they weren't there for them. They were there.
He was there for the NFL.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
He believes that with a note that was on his
body that he had cte from high school football twenty
years ago and had put his sights on the NFL.
And the only reason that they are safe today that
one of them was injured and is in serious condition.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
But he went up the wrong elevator.

Speaker 6 (15:23):
He attempted to go into the NFL offices, went up
the wrong elevator, which screwed up his plan.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Thank goodness.

Speaker 6 (15:30):
There still were four casualties, which is absolutely horrendous, including
a New York City police officer.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
But we know now that it was an attempt.

Speaker 6 (15:39):
To get back at the NFL and their corporate office.
I don't know if Roder Goodell or any other high
ranking officials were there at the time, but very scary
stuff and maybe another layer of security will be required
moving forward. And finally, the University of Colorado football coach
Dion Sanders surprised every buddy by saying that he underwent

(16:02):
surgery to remove his bladder entirely after doctors discovered a
tumor there. Now, he has since said that there are
no traces of cancer and that he will continue to
coach this season.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
But it has been difficult, he added.

Speaker 7 (16:17):
This, It's been tough. I think I dropped twenty five pounds.
I was like Atlanta valcant Prime at one point and
just dealing with the cathet, dealing with all the stuff
that I had to deal with.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
And right now.

Speaker 7 (16:30):
I'm still dealing with going to the bathroom like it's
a whole life change. Like I can't and I'm gonna
be transparent. I can't peel like I used to pee.
It's totally different.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
It's tough. You gotta be careful what you wish for
for your body.

Speaker 6 (16:43):
I mean, everybody wanted Dion Sanders's body, but remember he
almost had to have his foot amputated. Now he's had
his bladder removed. Let's just hope that that's the end
of his health issues.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
There's your sports.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Thank you very much. More on those stories at one
and five nine in the Brune dot Com coming up
in about forty five minutes or so. Oh, we'll have
tickets to go see three eleven at the coppert Amphitheater
down in Eugene. We are asking, though, if you've ever
had to sleep at an airport. Beef Water Bay was
supposed to be back this morning. He had to go
to I say, he had to go to Disneyland like
it's a chore wompom. It was for work, so he

(17:16):
wasn't able to get crazy. But he his flight got
canceled last night wild from Anaheim to Portland against cases.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
I think that's a direct right, Yeah, what's the deal.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
But this flight got canceled and had his next flight
here is in about fourteen minutes. So did he sleep
at the airport because it was late last night when
that happened.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
I just can't see him going out and getting a
hotel room. I'm sure he just sucked it up.

Speaker 6 (17:39):
I bet he crossed those arms up, dropped his chin
into his chest, and went to sleep.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
Well, we'll find out when he gets back.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
But we want to know if you've ever ever had
to sleep at an airport, and if you, if so,
which airport was it. This woman's been a hole for
a few minutes. Hi, it's Tanner, Jean Laura. Have you
ever had to sleep at an airport? Hey?

Speaker 10 (17:54):
I had to sleep in an airport?

Speaker 2 (17:56):
What airport? Airport? No, I've only been at that airport once.
I don't remember it.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
Is it a nice airport?

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Not really?

Speaker 2 (18:02):
All right, not.

Speaker 10 (18:04):
Really, there's nothing to do.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
It was a standby flight back from Reno.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
So that weekend it was like I was wan stand
by flight and so it was like a twelve hour
layover because I didn't have an extra ticket booked to
come back. So yeah, I got So where'd you sleep.

Speaker 10 (18:23):
On the floor?

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah, because they got those farms that don't go up,
so you have no other choice.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Give me that stuff. You know, people get can their
flights canceled and they're having to sleep there. Give me
a break with that. It is brutal.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
But we don't give blankets anymore.

Speaker 12 (18:37):
They don't get blankets anymore on flight, So why don't
they give them to the airports?

Speaker 5 (18:40):
Yeah, but do you really want somebody's flee covered blanket?

Speaker 7 (18:43):
Really?

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Probably not.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Yeah, you're already laying on the ground. I mean, it's
insult to injury at this point.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
I remember I saw a clip of Dak Shepherd and
his wife what's her name, Kristen Belle. I saw them
they got they got I think laid over at lax.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
Some airport anyway.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
They just they wouldn't bought like six hundred dollars or
the blankets from the gift shop like we've had it
and then just made a bed by the gate.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
They're like, we're not going to hotel. Everything's checked out.

Speaker 6 (19:06):
I might buy a blanket from the you know, Maide
in San Francisco store or whatever.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
Overpriced.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Yeah, just some blanket I do not want late.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
So crappy forty nine ers blanket I don't have to
burn later. All right, thank you, Thank you, appreciate the call.
More of your calls and texts coming up in a
few minutes. Details on how to get yourself down to
the Aftershock Festival in California.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Right here, you're listening to dan Or Drew and Laura Drew.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
And Laura Happy Tuesday. We got tickets to go see
three eleven at the Cuthbert and Eugene, which is a
super will be a super so the Stony Show. You know,
you go to Cuthbert. It doesn't matter who you go.
So you could you could go see DC talk at
the Cuthbert. Can people be smoking weed?

Speaker 6 (19:49):
I honestly don't remember the last band I saw there.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
I just remember the weed.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
Yeah, well I just.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Remember like it was a plume. Yeah, I went and
saw Incubus maybe that's I saw something like that, and
uh yeah it was this is like last year or
something I was years ago, and there was so much
smoke in the air, you know, when you already in
Eugene with the band.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
That like supports weed and it's like their thing.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Yeah, it's all in baby.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
I was going to say, it's no coincidence that these
bands are booking the cut for a AMP over and over.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
And it's a hidden gem too, that little venue. A
lot of people don't even know.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
It's there, dude, And it's it's so awesome kind of
it's like within walking distance of Otsen, but it's stuck
behind like deep in the park and the trees.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
And the trees cover it real nice along that little creek.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Summertime, there's really uh, you know, there's a few spots
that are as good as that place. So exactly seven
thirty this morning, we'll have tickets to go see three eleven.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
We will play our new game called two Truths in
a Lie.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
All of us on the show will well, you know,
two of us will tell the truth and then one
of us will be lying, and you just have to
point out the lie or to win. All right. So
I found this article online last night. Actually I heard
Core talking about it and and I went and dug
it up. But it's what Americans would give up for
one million dollars? All right, what Americans would give up
for one million dollars? And the survey man the stats

(21:04):
are pretty surprising. So first off, a gamble Lizard is
the site that conducted the survey, which sounds like a
site that would take all of your money. Yeah, good
place to end up, broke. It's a Canadian casino side
and they asked two thousand Americans what they do for
a million bucks.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Which is kind of crazy because a million dollars isn't
that much money in the grand scheme of things anymore.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
But an article just came out that said most Americans
just need about eight hundred and fifty thousand to love comfortable.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Yeah, I mean, you could definitely do some damage with
a million bucks.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
I mean you could just erase you ever paying rent again.

Speaker 6 (21:36):
I mean, sureate property taxes, but you everything you make
would be it for you.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah, and that's what changes you. Yeah, just pay the
house off and then and then everything changes money. Yeah yeah,
except for those property taxes.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:46):
And but as long as you just set that aside,
you would be living a very flush life.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
For one million dollars. People are willing to throw away
a lot their dignity, their safety, their love.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
All right.

Speaker 6 (21:58):
See, there's those are the there's only a couple of
things that that I wouldn't do, And I think my
health is one, because I can't spend money dead.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
No, but so I think that I think that way.
You just named all those spend money until you're dead.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
You could get all the best medical assistance.

Speaker 6 (22:17):
That's true, but you look like you wouldn't want to,
you know, be like, okay, I'd go ahead and give
up my bladder like Dion this morning.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
It's a million enough for it?

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah, well for one million dollars. Actually, some people would
do stuff for even less. Thirteen percent would be willing
to two bucks publicly embarrass themselves for five thousand dollars
like how embarrassed? Yeah that daily? Absolutely, we all do
that in here every morning.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
So give me my.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
Matt like now, standard pioneer square butt naked for two
hours and get pelted with cheese bricks.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
I don't not for five grand. Five grand, that's pretty late,
because who's gonna want to look at those photos later?

Speaker 5 (22:58):
I mean, you might just to be disgusted.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Then, well, it's not about the photos two girls.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
It'll be like two prosone cup. You'll see it wanted
and you'll never.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Want to look at it again. Yeah, but it'll like
stream on Facebook and then you know you're a legend.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
It'll be burned into your memory forever though.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah, but I'll have five K and I'll go to
Costco and make it rain and get that generator of
and looking at it, we'll see more than half fifty
nine percent of people would be willing to disappear and
start a new life, and the same amount would ditch
all the devices and go off grid.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
Hey, that sounds pretty good.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Before I go, can I go to Costco and get
a bunch of supplies, because yeah, I'd be willing to,
like handy my phone for a I think for a
million bucks, I could give you my phone for a year.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
But I don't know if I can give it to
you forever.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
A year, you know, I think so after it'll reach
you will, But you'd have a million bucks my girlfriend,
his wife or something, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Yeah, I just can't have a phone you.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Could get go back to the days of having a landline.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Or just nothing.

Speaker 6 (23:53):
I mean, you think about it. That would be your
spirit quest. You take your million bucks. You know that
when you get home in a year, it's all good.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Another forty three percent would break up with their current partner.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Forty three percent. Yeah, and forty feel like if you
would break up with your current partner for a million bucks,
maybe you guys just need to split right now without
the cash.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
It's a big percentage.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
That's almost half, and that just means how many people
are miserable. Yeah, and forty one percent would give up
sex forever for a seven figure pay day. Negative. I'm sorry,
I'll be poor. I'm not giving that up. I don't
get very often and I need what I can get.
Give it up for like a year, it's maybe, which.

Speaker 5 (24:29):
I've done before unattentionally.

Speaker 6 (24:31):
Yeah, it's one of the few highs on this earth
that doesn't have an adverse effect, Like you don't get
hung over after you have sex.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
You can't take that away from people.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Let's see over a quarter for a million dollars, twenty
seven percent would marry someone they didn't love.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
That's two and ten.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
But people are doing that all the time.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
In ten actually, would take an unethical job that pays well,
and fifteen percent admit that they they'd even frame a friend.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
They'd frame a friend for something that they didn't do.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Now you earned suck up because.

Speaker 6 (25:01):
Now you're involving other It's like it's one thing to
be like, oh, hack off my own arm, but it'd.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Be like, yeah, dude, I'll send Ron right to prison.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
This survey is bringing out the worst in people.

Speaker 6 (25:10):
And money is scary, and that's why the richest people
say it's it's not a great time.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Some people would be willing to risk their safety. Nearly half,
forty six percent of people would put their lives on
the line step into a real life squid game for
their chance to score thirty three million dollars.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
No, not for a million, for thirty three million.

Speaker 6 (25:29):
Okay, thirty three million, because squid game. That type of
behavior is I mean, everybody's gonna die except.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Yea, even for thirty three million dollars. No, you're gonna
end up debt.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Laura, for thirty three million dollars. Would you bankrupt a stranger?
Oh yeah, look at those eyes? Depends I don't know.
For Americans, forty percent of Americans say that they would
bankrupt a stranger for thirty three million dollars.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Does this stranger have a good job?

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Like?

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Can they make it back? Can can I get some
details about the stranger before?

Speaker 5 (26:01):
I don't think you know anything about him. They're a stranger.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
They just pick a name and you on the list
of social security numbers and you ruin their life.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Yeah, I might, You might might.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Thirty three million dollars, you could always fix their life afterward,
that's true.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
And it's give them a million.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Bucks that you have to fifty Like maybe they deserve it,
maybe they don't.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
That is true, Like what if does a person deserve it?

Speaker 4 (26:22):
I might bathe in the fact that, yeah, let me
pick a bad guy.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
That is a good point that with thirty three million
dollars you could fix a lot of their problems.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
So but then you're like, you get rich and you're
over it, like I'm actually another forty six percent of
people say that they'd consider destroying a stranger. Fortunately, people
do have some priorities. Ten percent like the ten percent
who claimed that they'd reject one million if they couldn't
share it.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Whoa come on, oh what get off your moral high horse?

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Share it by taking a buddy to dinner. Wait, yeah,
talking about people say they also refuse the money if
they could, if they could never post online again, one
percent of people.

Speaker 6 (27:02):
Wow, you know, honestly posting online that wouldn't be the
biggest deal. Like having a phone and having access to
information and to be able to communicate with your loved
ones and friends. It's one thing, but maybe it might
be great to never post on. I think that sounds awesome, honestly, Like.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
A lot of people are doing that for no money
at all.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
So yeah, exactly tell me if they if they actually
won a million dollars, fifty seven percent would buy a
house first, fourteen percent would use it to treat loved ones,
and eighty four percent would happily give it to charity.
Eighty four percent of people.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Are lying happily get it?

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Maybe some loaded are you?

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yeah, to just be like yeah, I'm giving that all
the way.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Actually don't need this money, so just.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Times a rougher. Have you seen the price eggs?

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yea gas is going up now crazy.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
And I promise you it is going to charity.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
That's why I'm paying a miss Charing.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Aye, Yeah that's me.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
This is a miracle.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
So there It is a lot of people willing to
do a lot of things for a million for some cash.

Speaker 6 (27:56):
Be careful you win that lottery, better hold that money
type people are chew you up.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
We got some talk back messages coming in through our
iHeartRadio app downloaded for your phone. Once you have the
Bruce Strimming, press the mic button to record a message.
If we're back to the downfall three money guys, it is,
it is, that's true.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
But you need money.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
It's just about greed. Like a million dollars is not
just like an amount of money. You know. It's like
you could just like, like you.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
Said, it's still it's car.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
You were just number.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Yeah, you would just like take care of yourself with that.
Though it's not like you'd got and maybe you'd go
buy Bentley. I don't know, but.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Yeah, i'd think maybe do something for my buddies, give
me a thousand bucks.

Speaker 6 (28:41):
It is funny though that it's like, okay, how do
you how do you split that up? You're like, well,
once and who knows about it if they taxi things
or not.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
But you know you don't.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Get that much. Pay that house off, take your buddies
to Vegas. You're sweet ninety one nine. That is a
McLoughlin Chevrolet text line coming up in a few minutes.
We do have some tickets to go see three eleven.
We'll hook those up. And we got to talk to
Bee Fodder later on this morning. Actually, I don't know
if forget him on the phone or.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Not, but see if he ever gets on an airplane
or off one.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
It's why I got canceled. So we'll see. It's one
of five nine the Brew Tanner, Jew.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
And Laura Banner, Drew and.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Laura Happy Tuesday, three eleven tickets coming up in a
few minutes later on this morning. Also, we want to
know about the weirdest pets that you've ever owned, you know,
because if I lose this blubber burn contest, uh, you know,
we got to have to have a transli walk on me. Yeah,
and we don't have anybody that has it. We don't

(29:38):
know anybody that has a transloa. I know that some
listeners called in and said they have some, but we
don't personally know anybody who's got a tarantulast. So because
it's kind of a weird pet, it is a weird pet.
So we want to know this morning. Later on about
under an hour from now. Uh, you know, what's the
weirdest pet you've ever owned? I got a friend who
owned a ferret and his whole house dunk.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
I don't ferrets are illegal everywhere. I feel like there's
one of those animals that you have to have a
permit or something.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
You're they're legal here. I don't know if they should be.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Man, they're so cute that they are very smelly, so disgusting.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
Yeah, you get some, you can get them decented, but
that seems.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Like a lot of work. Yeah, all right, that's coming
up in a little under an hour. Did you see this?
Bill Gates says that smartphones may soon become obsolete. I
was always wondering, like what's after smartphones like this?

Speaker 6 (30:23):
Just think in this the other day, Like we've been
on this phone like this for like fifteen twenty years.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yeah, for a while there it was just rapid, Right,
you have the keys, and then black Beary showed up,
and then the smart iPhones and smartphones showed up.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
At this point, it's got to be something with AI
or like a chip implanted in your brain where you
don't even have to like pick up a phone, you
just like say all right, Siri call blah blah blah,
and it just does it in your brain.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
It's scary. Bill Gates says that he envisions a future
where electronic tattoos with tiny subdermal sensors will service our
main means of communication, health monitoring, and digital interaction.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
Yeah, I'm getting mine in the awkward spot. I'm gonna
do a tramp stamp. So every time I gotta do
a little.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
Every time you gotta pay for cash, you gotta bendo.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
I like it, say. Other leaders like Elon Musk and
Mark Zuckerberg have echoed similar views, though app Apple CEO
Tim Cook disagrees that we'll be doing this.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
I mean, of course, because they're not on the forefront
of the of the chip technology. So once Apple figures
it out, they'll be all about it.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
And Apple's all everybody, come down. The Apple iPhone seventeen's
coming out.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Yeah, don't get rid of that iPhone just yet.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
We got updates.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Laura. You know you're a church girl, doesn't that Doesn't
that sound like the mark of the.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Beast, Totally like end times Antichrist type of stuff. I
always thought it was going to be like a bar code. Yeah,
how I always on your forehead wrist. Yeah, but I
don't know. I mean, it is kind of weird.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
And also what kind of tattoos are we talking about here, Bill,
like real tattoos or something I can get removed if
I want.

Speaker 6 (31:58):
Yeah, because is this per in I don't remember the
last time we bought a phone, and I'm like, this
is it forever?

Speaker 2 (32:03):
And I just don't know.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
He's so forcing somebody to get because right, like my mom's.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
Got terrible skin and she couldn't get a tattooed skin.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Maybe it'll be like invisible ink or something, which.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
Would be nice because it's like if you have no tattoos,
like I've got no tattoos and you don't really want, Yeah,
that's how I pay.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
It's got to be invisible or maybe you'll have to
pay for that, you know, to be something. I don't
want to do all this. You know, I'm fine with
my credit card and cell phone. I'm really fine with that.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
The whole thing is it like nobody's asking for a
solution to these problems.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
The companies, they're trying to control us more, and I
don't want them inside of me in any way. The
Book of Revelation says there will be a warm world government. Well,
they anti cross rules, fire and Brimstone, Fire and Brimstone,
and the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse and the seventy
years of tribulation. Yeah, it's scary stuff. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
I was okay with my smartphone.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
And I was raised in a Christian family. I went
to a Christian school till I was thinking the seventh grade.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
I don't you know.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
I've always said, if I were put on the stand
and asked if you believe in God, what would I say?

Speaker 5 (33:10):
I would say yes.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
But at the same time, there's a lot of stuff
that sounds like hogwash, right, Yeah. And I'm not getting
the mark of the beast tattooed, just in case, I'm
not doing it.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
Yeah, it's one of the things you don't thumb your
nose at religion, just in case, just in.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Case, just in cases, but better safe than sorry. And
according to the Bible, that'll be all the means of payment.
It's just an identification.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
It's just sketchy, you know. And like the governments and everybody,
they already have too much information about me. I don't
need them putting a chip inside my body.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Barn Prempstone, devil worshiper.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
So don't get me and don't get.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
The sound everyone's going to be making when we're.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Burning alive, you godless sodomites. You sing, you're gonna go
down and you can get your mark right there at
a T mobile? Yeah, so are you on it? Will
you'll be getting a tattoo if Bill Gates says that, hey,
it's time, we all have to get these tattoos to
connect to people and to talk them, you know, talk
to our friends and our family, and get on the
internet and serve porn.

Speaker 6 (34:11):
Because one day, one day, they're gonna turn turn off
the old phones, just like when they went to digital
on television or whatever, you know, Like we're gonna hold
onto these till they just said we don't use those.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
We're gonna be these old guys, you know, the old
krusty phones, old trusty smartphones. I'm not making the switch.
This phone still works just fine. All the kids will
have holograms coming out of their house as reading minds.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Yeah, but we'll just sitting here playing angry birds.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
And they're gonna be like, okay, okay, Boomer, it's totally
what we're doing for sure, it's uh Tanner Drew and
Laura ninety one nine sevens are McLoughlin Cheverley text line
three eleven tickets coming up here In less than fifteen minutes.

Speaker 13 (34:50):
You're listening to Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Poor Lynz Rock Station one of five nine Brood Standards
To and Laura. A couple of things in movie news today.
I don't know if you went and saw a Fantastic
four over the weekend. I did. If you did, you
may have seen the trailer for Avatar Fire and Ash. Wow,
third Avatar movie.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
So are they gonna not be in the water this time?

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Look? It looks it looked exactly like the first two. Okay,
it didn't look any different.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
I have listened.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
James Cameron's my favorite director, but I have no interest
in this movie. It's nobody asked for this.

Speaker 6 (35:27):
The first one's all about land, segments about water. The
third is about fire as well and Ash. But it
looked all the same.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
There's the blue people, there's the water, there's the everything's
you know.

Speaker 6 (35:37):
In the second one, they change like the people they
go to a different planet or something, so like, Yeah,
there's still the same color. But I think they're like
a whole nother race of them. It's the same planet,
different parts.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
People go see Avatar movies because of the storyline, or
do they go because it's visually I think it's an
event watched in the movie and I have not seen
either of them.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Yeah, and they're visually pealing, but they're not.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
So it's like the first one at least is just
from Gully. But you know, James Cameron is the best
director out there.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
I think, you know, the technically three more of these
things I.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
Don't listen to.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
I don't know get these movies. You like Avatar? All right,
James Cameron said, you liked Avatar. James, Yeah, I'm a
slave to it. I'll watch them. I won't rewatch them,
but I'm going to see what happens. Uh So, anyway,
the trailer will put that on the website here in
a little bit one of five nine in the brew
dot com. Also, it was announced that there's going to
be another Meet the Parents sequel. You know, it started

(36:35):
with Meet the Parents, and then it turned into what
Meat the Fokker's and then there's like little Fokkers.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
There's so much as they're just trying to milk it out.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Yeah, well, the next one's just gonna be called Fokkers.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Okay, Taylor, I'm hoping is involved.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
I would imagine that everyone's coming back. It's not the same.
It works like Ariana Grande will be in this one.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Okay, she's a good actress.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
But yeah, Robert de Niro is going to return, Ben
Steeler is going to return, and I would imagine that,
uh uh, you know, Dustin Hoffman and what's her name,
Brett Bette Midler. Oh yeah, that's a good deal. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:06):
Now do we get to classify Ariana Grande as a
good actress off of the one movie?

Speaker 3 (37:11):
I mean, yeah, I could mean, I mean, she was
great in it, but at this point, are she gonna
be Maybe she will, but it depends. I think it
depends on the character she's playing, right, you know.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
She's got a back background in acting, so also she started.

Speaker 6 (37:24):
She's also can be funny, and so it is the Fokkers.
It's not an Academy Award winning movie.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
She might be like a super annoying to some people
and cute others. Yeah, and I find her cute.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
She does do a lot of great impressions.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
Yeah, she can be both too cute and annoying.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
All right, coming up next to We're gonna play true
two Truths in a Lie for some tickets to go
see three eleven done in Eugene. Two of us are
going to tell a true story. One of us is
gonna tell a lie. You just have to point out
which one's lying. All right, So we need college ten
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Speaker 1 (38:00):
Tan Or Drew and Laura Drew and Laura Laura.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
So it's gonna be a little hotter today than yesterday,
and then it's gonna cool off again like it was yesterday.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
Yesterday was perfect.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
I was ready to coffee for on the corner right
before August.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Right, yeah, today here, let me see Portland weather. Do
love me some weather forecasts? The older I get, I'm like,
man like, wake up at like the first thing I checked, It's.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Like, what's the weather gonna be like this weekend?

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Hold on, let me tell you today it's gonna be
ninety one degrees Yeah, a little warmsty Hopefully we don't
get the true bulk of that till the afternoon, so
maybe get a nice little morning in I thing.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Usually it hits at like four or five o'clock and
you're like.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Damn, yeah, now, yeah, Tomorrow it'll be eighty nine in cloudy,
and then Thursday eighty one and partly cloudy. Friday beautiful
eighty three degrees and sunny. Perfect, and the weekend looks
great too.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
So it all seems right about perfect.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yeah, I think I'm gonna go. Just got a new
bike rack for my Runner, so we're gonna take the
bikes up the mountain this weekend and hopefully I won't crash.
That's the last thing I want to do because I
don't have a.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
Helmet any to buy one.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
You probably should do that before you go up there.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yeah helmets.

Speaker 6 (39:11):
Helmets look goofy, but they'll keep you coming back to
this room, so especially up on those trails.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Yeah, well, I'm not gonna do the hard ones. You know,
ive saying, you know, a little fall.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
I wish I could drop a go pro to is helmet,
just like watch this guy.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
I got a pretty crazy crash video.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
You have to see that bombing. I love watching the
videos of those guys bombing down the hill like the
Red Bull. I love watching it and I wish I could,
but I just know that i'd launch myself directly into
a tree and probably die like Tarzan, and I don't
need to do that. So but I did get to
do bike crack, and I'm just going to take that
up this weekend. Whether it's going to be perfect. So
it's nice there it is. Get more on line at
one of five nine dot com. Let's play this game

(39:50):
two Truths and a Lie. Actually we have a song
for this because someone's gonna be lying here, and we
were thinking, may do we call this game just a
terrible lie since we use this as the theme, or
do we just call it two.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
Truths in a Line?

Speaker 2 (40:04):
And Sure?

Speaker 4 (40:06):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
You want to let people vote, Sure, okay, shoot us
a text message in ninety one nine zone.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Do you think terrible lie or two truths in a Lie?

Speaker 8 (40:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Because I use this song, you know, Terrible Eye from
ninth Chnails.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Are gonna get a season desist from Trent Resident. You
can't call it that guy?

Speaker 4 (40:22):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (40:24):
All right, let's go to the phones and meet our contestants,
or should we just tell our stories.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
First, that's what we do.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Yeah, yeah, let's do that.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
Only second they were playing that. Yeah, yeah, who wants
to go first?

Speaker 3 (40:35):
I can go first?

Speaker 1 (40:36):
All right.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
My factoid is that I once received a pep talk
from Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
I was backstage at a show and she came out
wearing these boots. They were like, they had like a
four inch heel on them, and she's already like five eleven,
so she was very, very tall wearing Criminals for her
to wear that, and I was like, man, I always
feel really self conscious about wearing shoes like that, because
you know, I'm afraid of being too tall. And she
was like, nah, girl, you got to embrace it. You
just got to rock the boots. And so after that,

(41:05):
I felt better about wearing tall shoes thanks to Taylor Swift.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
Wow, actually talk to you.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
Yeah, yeah, I believe that or not?

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Yeah, well sure, I'm pretty sure she's all negative my story.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
Whether it's a truth or lie is up to you.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
But you know, she knows. She knows from the Deftnes
lives in Portland. Now. Yeah, And we announced that a
couple of months back, and then he said it on
stage at the concert. You know, we have a very
good friend who's friends with Gino, lives close to him
and invited me over to jam with him the other day.
It's like, really, you know, I wasn't going to say

(41:41):
anything in the air, but that was a big moment
that I was trying to just keep to myself, you know,
like it was a special moment.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Yeah, so did you go?

Speaker 2 (41:49):
I went, yeah, we did it. It was terrible. So yeah,
that's my story, Drew, what do you got? I believe
it or not. Was saved by the heimlick and it
broke two of my ribs.

Speaker 6 (42:04):
WHOA yeah, and you would not know me today if
I wasn't saved by said heimlick. I would have liked
to not break my ribs, but it happened.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Is that Is that a thing that I happen? People
break your ribs, They squeeze you so tight.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
I can't talk to the guy squeezing.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (42:17):
I guess it's all about angle baby lowing up and
in not up up across all right?

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Which one of us is lying? For the three eleven tickets?
Two of us told the truth, one of us told
a lie. Which one is it? Let's go to line seven. Uh,
how do you say this name again. I said it. Katia,
Good morning Katia. Who's telling the lie?

Speaker 10 (42:42):
Let's see, I would say the Taylor Swift story is
a lie?

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Is that a lie? Is Laura lying?

Speaker 3 (42:50):
The Taylor Swift story is not a lie?

Speaker 2 (42:52):
That did happen? No, you gotta camp down.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Yeah, she probably doesn't remember that.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
But never forget it does not.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Yeah, uh huh, all right, thank you. Uh, whatever your
name is, if you're going to date Travis Kelsey, you
can wear a heel that's a mile high.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Let's go to line eight. That's David and Salem. David,
who's telling the lie this morning?

Speaker 5 (43:15):
For the tickets?

Speaker 10 (43:17):
I gotta say that it was.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Was Drew telling the lie. I was not telling a lie.
I was my buddy. Rusty saved my life, Rusty.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Tight grip man, breaking your rips.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Thanks to the call. David, appreciate it. Jeez, I wonder
who was lying. Let's go to Jason in Hillsborough. Good morning, Jason.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Wow, I was rooting for you.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Tanner.

Speaker 14 (43:45):
I am glad that was a lie.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Yeah. Now, my buddy Neil did suggest it, but that
was the last week we've talked about it. Yeah, he
did suggest it. But that was the last week one
day maybe, But I'm also like, I don't know if
I want to go there and see how I get
this guy's a professional position. I will embarrass myself.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
If you get the opportunity, you should absolutely do it.

Speaker 6 (44:05):
And when they're jamming, they're just jam and Brad it's
half music, half chill.

Speaker 5 (44:10):
But you know, so, I don't know if I.

Speaker 10 (44:12):
Want to be doing that video or anything.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
It didn't go well, you'd be there in a second. Yeah,
I'm not going over.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
I just see it gumming you.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Yeah, all right, bro, thank you. Hang on, We'll get
your information and we will see you at the three
eleven concerts at the Cuthbert Amphitheater and Eugene. We do
have another pair of tickets coming up tomorrow morning and online.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
I want a five nine.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
There com.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Laura one five nine the Brew, Portland's rock station. So
our blubberburn continues, Beeflaughterer and myself.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
We only have what like two and a half three.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Weeks left of the weight loss contest has coming down
to the wire. Yeah uh, and the loser has to
go through a pretty severe punishment. Casey obviously does not
want to show his toes because of the fungus, and
you know that they're really gross. I guess if if
I win, he's got to show us those he's got
to show us those toes. And if I lose, I've
got a lot of tarantula crawl in my body and

(45:07):
I got, you know, pretty batter acnophobia. Not looking forward
to it. The whole thing creeps me out. And the
fact that people even like have translas. This pets creeps
me out.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Yeah, they are kind of an alien beast.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
I remember I went on one day with a girl,
really the sweet girl, pretty funny, and she told me
she had a translate.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
That was the last date.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Really, yes, can't you just you.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
Missed out on a kinkosaurus kinkosaurus rags?

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Is it possible for you both to lose? Because I
would just really love to see both of these outcomes.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
Toes and terror in the morning.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
I think I don't think it's possible.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Think one has to be victorious, but uh, we want
to know. Is there a pet that you own that
was just kind of odd? Maybe you owned a tarantula,
maybe you owned a python, Maybe you owned a monkey.
Remember that that nine one call them viral years ago
where she's like, the monkey's ripping my friend's faith off.

Speaker 6 (46:02):
Yeah, that was wild, and that's what happens when you
own weird stuff.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Yeah, so what word, Annibal, do you own or have
you owned? Eight six six four four five one oh
five nine is the phone number. We got more of
your calls coming up right after Sabbath Happy Tuesday. Its Tanner,
Drew and Laura on one o five nine in the Brew.

Speaker 13 (46:23):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
All right, so we need to get prepared for the
end of the blubber burn. If Casey wins the competition,
I have to let a transla crawl across my body.
If if I win, Casey's got to show us his toes.
So I'd love to get a pediatrist on the phone,
Like maybe there's a listener in our audience. He's a
podiatrist to come in here if this happens, if I
were to win, to look at his toes and to

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tell us what's wrong with them, and.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
You diagnose him.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Yeah right, I love that.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
So I'd like to have that happen, you know, if
if I win, if I lose. We have to find
a tarantula.

Speaker 6 (47:01):
Like, that's an important part of this is we have
to have the item to complete the bet.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
And then we were talking about it in our meeting
the other day and we're like, who's got a tarantula?
It's just a weird pet to have. Like I said,
I went on a day with a girl who had
a trantula. She was cool and all, but when she
said she had a Transla for a pet, just she
instantly turned weird to me. But like, what are you, Like,
what are the Adams family.

Speaker 6 (47:23):
Well, if we can't find a Transla, you might have
to slip back into those dms.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
Real quick.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
I hope we don't find a Trancela. Yeah, Frank, oh
darn it. And the girl didn't get back to me.
It's crazy. Anyway, Tomorrow's show something completely different, so it
would be nice to find. But it made us think
about how weird are these pets. There are a lot
of weird pets, and we would love to know if
you've ever had a weird pet, or maybe you knew
somebody who had a pet. I remember I lived in
the neighborhood with somebody who had a giant tortoise in

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their backyard.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Oh man, my friend really wants a tortoise, but they live.

Speaker 5 (47:56):
Like one hundred years.

Speaker 6 (47:57):
Yeah, and let's see responsible, Like, you don't know what
people to guarantee that tortoise's covered exactly.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
You've seen the oldest tortoise in the world. His name's Jonathan,
and he's like one hundred and fifty something years old.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
I think he's older than that.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
Is he older than that?

Speaker 4 (48:09):
He's a pretty rat you mess with Jonathan.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Yeah, anyway, so maybe you knew somebody who had a monkey,
which you know, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
I guess that's cool on paper, but then things runn around,
rub it. It's butt all over your stuff.

Speaker 6 (48:21):
I felt like one of the worst things I ever
had a roommate with was the ferret. And we've talked
about the stink, but it's just it's a wildish animal.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Yeah, it's always looking to escape.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
It's one of those things.

Speaker 6 (48:33):
It's like if you don't have it caged up in
a room, then all hell breaks loose. It's a very
strange pet. And then you add the odor and it's
I don't know how they I don't know how they
sell them.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
My buddy Justin had a ferret, two ferrets, and he'd
keep them in his He had a two bedroom apartment.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
He'd keep it in the spare room.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
He would open that door. The whole apartment would stink.
Within seconds. You couldn't even breathe. Let's go to is
this jake the snake man? Is that your name? To
the snake man?

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Todd?

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Yeah, rhould have.

Speaker 10 (49:07):
I've had lizards, large and small, snakes, big and small,
tarantolas and other spiders. Largest chantola had a lake span
of nine and three quarters inches.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
You don't still have.

Speaker 10 (49:25):
I No, I don't know. She lived about thirteen years.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
No, not she it's not it.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
It doesn't.

Speaker 10 (49:34):
It's a female. They live longer.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
Stomp on it.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
No, yeah, and nine inches.

Speaker 10 (49:41):
I had a ferret. I've had a domesticated squirrel, cool,
a horse, cats, dogs, of course, uh, ducks, geese, chickens,
you name it. I have friends.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
You had a farm, right?

Speaker 10 (49:58):
No? No, I did not have.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
A far Where did you keep all these things? Like
the sloth? What did you just take in your backyard?

Speaker 10 (50:05):
My friend has a sloth. I've got friends that have uh, porcupine.
I've got another friends that own skunks. Descented scope.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Yeah, I've heard skunks.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Well, can I tell you he does your friend who
owns does Does your friend who owns the sloth live
in the state of Oregon.

Speaker 10 (50:27):
No, they live in California to actually run a Thanks
you are ok for animals and they have a little zoos.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
I was about to say own organ's illegal.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
So yeah, there's the little.

Speaker 10 (50:37):
Well they have. They have all kinds of stuff. They're
the one that California Fish and Game. If anybody gets
caught with a fuck about alligator, that's where they get sent.

Speaker 6 (50:48):
So it's a landing spot. There is a sloth, and.

Speaker 10 (50:52):
I used to work with Fish and Game myself.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
We got to go crazy.

Speaker 5 (50:56):
I love you, appreciate your call, but you're making an
insane There is.

Speaker 6 (50:59):
A sloth in in Newport, Oregon at a petting zoo
that we saw.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
I don't know if it's legal. It sounds illegal and
it's petting zoo. Maybe it's because it's like a sanctuary there,
but they were people were.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Anytime they call petting zoo, I'm like, that doesn't sound
like a sanctuary.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
And people were paying a feed just to go sit
with the sloth.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
It seems a little little sketchy.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
Yeah, I thing it was trying to run away all.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Count it's going to do? Is this Diane? This is Travis,
not Diane, Diane the collar. What's up dude?

Speaker 12 (51:37):
Sorry? So not myself, But in high school I had
a buddy that had these iguanas that were like real
talk six foot long. They had a walk in pantry
that they had like retrofitted to a terrarium or whatever
you want to call it.

Speaker 8 (51:56):
And it was.

Speaker 12 (51:57):
It was one of the gnarliest and most awesome scene
that I have ever seen, as well as you know, terrifying, right.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Did it smell funny?

Speaker 12 (52:07):
They they you know, I don't really remember a stink
of any sort. I just remember them being like giant
dragons in their kitchen.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
Yeah, can I get some goldfish at your own peril?

Speaker 12 (52:20):
Like they opened my steps up the pantry door, and
it was it was a jungle with two monsters in it.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
My stepdad growing up had an iguana. He called him Critter,
and he was pretty cool. I mean he he didn't
let him run around the kitchen. But how big was
that thing? He's probably like a foot and a half long. Okay,
you should get a Yes, they will grow.

Speaker 12 (52:38):
Apparently as big as their space will let him.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
That's what I hear. Yeah, all right, thanks dud, appreciate.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
It the pants.

Speaker 12 (52:44):
Thank you, guys. Have a great one.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Bong bong bong bong. I kind of like the idea
of just coming into a place and just iguanas are
just crawling around.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
It's kind of yeah, I mighta grab some pretzels.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
What dump.

Speaker 5 (52:57):
Let's got a Syrian Steve Good morning, Syrian Steve.

Speaker 8 (53:00):
Good going to my radio family. How are we doing, bron.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Well Man, what's the weirdest pet you've ever owned? Or
maybe someone you know?

Speaker 8 (53:07):
Well, I got a buddy in mine that moved to
our apartment complex at the time where we were living
back East, and they were on the second floor and
they weren't allowed to have fish tanks. So he gave
me his eel. I don't know what kind of heel
it was. It was like a yeah, it was like
a salt water heel. But it looked so freaking cool.

(53:29):
It looked like a dragon. I don't know if there's
a such thing as dragon eel killed.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
How long did you keep that alive?

Speaker 8 (53:38):
But like almost a year.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
I would have thought Steve would have blown it in
a month.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
What's the average life expectancy of an eel?

Speaker 10 (53:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (53:49):
But it was a salt water too. Yeah. Yeah, really
hard to take care of, man, But that cool. It
was the coolest thing. I mean, what it like doesn't
normally come out like a lot, but when do you
feed it, man, that sucker comes out. It got like
girls and all it looks.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Before I neglected it and killed it. It was awesome.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
Eventually, just stopped coming out of there.

Speaker 5 (54:12):
All right, Steve, appreciate you, bro.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Think we want to know about the most exotic pet
you've ever owned. Maybe you owned a monkey, Maybe you
had access to a lama or a rhino.

Speaker 6 (54:27):
A rhino like my mother in law looks like the
cartoon movie Rio in her house.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
You got like parrots.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
Yeah, you're about to compare your mother in law to
a rhino. And I was like true horns Rio.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Rio? Whatever more you.

Speaker 11 (54:49):
And now, Bruce Sports, here's Drew Well.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
The NFL is picking up the pieces. After what was
a wild rampage to the corporate offices and an attempt
by a guy who claimed to have CTE, now unsubstantiated
at this point, took his grievance out on the NFL,
even though he never played it down of college or
professional football. But a lot of people see the NFL

(55:15):
as kind of the halo that sweeps all the CTE
under the rug so they can continue to play football.
Still no reason for this type of behavior, as luckily
for those up there barricaded in their office, because when
everything popped off, they sent the message that he's coming upstairs.
They barricaded with every single piece of furniture on the

(55:36):
entire floor. It looks like something out of a movie.

Speaker 6 (55:39):
But he did go up the wrong elevator, thus limiting
the number of casualties. But just still unbelievable as we
realize that we are all still touchable. The NFL had
multiple layers of security there that seemed to just be
swept right through. Also, the University of Colorado football coach
Dion Sanders announced that he and went surgery to remove

(56:01):
his bladder. Now he had bladder cancer. Now Luckily, because
of this removal, he's been able to be cancer free
at this point and will continue coaching and plans to
be on the sideline come this fall. But he did
talk about how tough this is and what that means
for his peeing situation.

Speaker 7 (56:19):
It's been tough. I think I dropped twenty five pounds.
I was like a landa balcont prime at one point
and just dealing with the cathet, dealing with all the
stuff that I.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Had to deal with.

Speaker 7 (56:30):
And right now I'm still dealing with going to the
bathroom like it's a whole life change. Like I can't
and I'm gonna be transparent. I can't peel like I
used to pee. It's totally different.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
And you know what is also a bummer.

Speaker 6 (56:43):
He knew that he had the cancer and he had
not told his sons because he didn't want to mess
with them during that whole draft process, and then all
that drama went down and everybody's smashing d on the
whole time. He's like, I'm about to die of cancer
and everyone's being a dick.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
So I'm glad he's feeling better.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Where should have.

Speaker 5 (56:58):
Thrown that into somebody's face?

Speaker 4 (56:59):
Yeah, I know, can How does that make you feel?

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Bud?

Speaker 2 (57:03):
You still got the cowboy hat though, and the overall
so it's a lot of character coming into the fall.
There's a sport lord and I saw him on TV
this morning and we're like, Wow, he's he's dressed up.
He's like he's ready to farm. Yeah, but the most
gangster chain you've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Yeah, time it crusted. I don't even know what that is.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
He does.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Look, you can tell he has lost a ton of
he was thin. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Well, maybe put some pictures online if you want to
see it, Dion Sanders, but he's doing much better. One
of five nine dot com. All right, coming up next,
we want to know if you've ever owned a strange pet.
You know, if I lose this this weight loss challenge
against Casey, I gotta let a trantla crawl on my body,
and I've got, you know, pretty batter achingophobia the whole.
I haven't really been thinking about it because it makes

(57:45):
me sick to my stomach and I get sweaty palms.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
Some apartmentalize it.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Tell us what did you own? Maybe you owned a trancela.
Maybe you owned something you know even weirder than that,
what animal? Or maybe it was your neighbor or a
family member who knows? Eight six six four four five
one five nine is the phone number your calls after
puddle of mud on the Brew.

Speaker 13 (58:04):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
So we were thinking that if I lose this weight
loss challenge against beef Water, that we got to get
our hands on a tarantula. Yeah asap. And then we
were like, who has a tarantula? That's creepy. It's a
weird pet to own. And I'm not buying a transler
for this bit, yeah, because then she's like, somebody's got
to take it home. I did buy a pet snake
for a bit once, like twenty years ago, for a

(58:32):
radio bit.

Speaker 5 (58:33):
We did a bit where we put a.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
We blindfolded this guy and put a snake in his
diaper and he had to guess what it was.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
Yeah, and he went off the deep end.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
It didn't go well.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
He was he was afraid of snakes.

Speaker 8 (58:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
It's a classic bit called snakes Got Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
We called him stank Wow and it was one of
my favorite bits because he sure he flipped up.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
So what happened is this karma?

Speaker 4 (58:54):
Whatever happened to that snake?

Speaker 5 (58:56):
Listener adopted it?

Speaker 4 (58:57):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
I saw a guy I was walking down the street
the other day and there was a guy with a
giant snake just wrapped around his neck like a scarf.
And I was like, I like crossed the road to
be behind him because I was like.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Is that a closer? I saw that on Laura's tick
on her Instagram. And this wasn't like a like a
kind of like a It was a big like python
type like it was like the size of your your bicy.

Speaker 6 (59:20):
And people are like that, Like remember the guy who
came to Bacon and Beer and I thought he was
playing pocket pool and it turned out he just had
a snake in his pocket.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
I forgot about that guy yet in his pocket? What
what weird pet have you ever owned?

Speaker 8 (59:32):
You know?

Speaker 5 (59:32):
Or maybe it was your family member or a friend
or a neighbor.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
This text comes from seventy three l eight and says
my aunt had a ranch and they had.

Speaker 5 (59:39):
A pet buffalo.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
What you could? You can kind of pet its head
through a fence, But if you weren't fast enough, when
she decided she was done, she would hook your arm
through the horns and hurt you like a bitch. That's right,
I'm about to hook you up. It's like my cat.
My cat will just take pets and when she's done,
she close you.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
Yeah, that means I'm finished, Thank you, sir.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
I have sixty five eighty four says I used to
have a pet prairie dog. It would bark an excitement
when I would come home from work. I've seen videos
of them and they're so I just.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Prey dogs have boubonic plague.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Whoa, I got to ruin this guy's death. I'm just saying,
sure they don't.

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
All have the plague.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Now I got to go home.

Speaker 6 (01:00:19):
Oh no, we all have a little prairie dog after
some bad Mexican food.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
A prairie dog. This text says, you know, we got
a call from Syrian Steve. He got a pet eel
once that it died after a year. This guy said,
Syrian Steve rolled that eel into some pan some panco
and laid it to rest at three hundred and seventy
five degrees in cornera right and dipped it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
In some touch. It's no, that sounds delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
This text from eighteen eighty says, I will promise, I
will make sure that you have a tarantula because case
he's gonna win.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
Oh, get out of here.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
Somebody's promising.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
That's a yeah, you better be able to deliver on that.
Eighteen eighty they texted a lot and they have they
say they have a trancelo there we go perfect.

Speaker 5 (01:01:01):
I literally got just lightheaded.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
It's like it's possible.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Oh man, it's not possible because I plan on beating him.
Although I did tell you guys yesterday, and I'm feeling
very discouraged. High levels of anxiety are good for weight.
I just feel my gut like he's I've been kicking
my ass, like I've been working so hard.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Because you're if your cortisol keeps spiking like this, you're
gonna it's gonna be tougher to lose the weight. So
just calm down, nose to the grind still.

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
Surely say your internal narrative needs to him, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
Because I am very negative to myself.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Like there's this song that I don't remember the band,
but the hook is I wouldn't talk to a friend
the way I talk to myself, which is the truth.

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
Like I say some negative things about.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Myself, but it's a way to keep me going, you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:01:40):
Yeah, And surely's a ray of sunshine. So she's like
trying to hit you with a puddle of rainbows.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
I'll be like I'm a bitch and she'll be like,
it's like you're a star. She won't say that she
will go that far, but for you, she is very
very great. Surely from G three fitness who was helping
beef water and I lose this weight. This one says
they owned a lot of pets, anything from frogs to
walking sticks.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Oh wow, so they're a bug person.

Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
Walking sticks are creepy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
Walking sticks are weird.

Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
But I mean, I guess I kind of neat for
some people to get fascinating.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
This person says they had a pet rat.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Yeah, my cousin had a pet rat. She loved that thing.

Speaker 6 (01:02:20):
I did too, until I set that fat trap for
it a few days ago and busted up in my back.

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
I put that thing down.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
All jokes aside, Mice are whatever, but this is a rat.
Rats are super intelligent.

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
And they're no not really. Peanut butter will kill them
in under a minute.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
It's messed up.

Speaker 6 (01:02:39):
The rats are You can't have rats like under your house.
That's it's not how you do it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
The Lord wants you to capture it and seriously, really smart.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
You're gonna kill a rat.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Absolutely, I thought about these days.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Rats are gonna they're gonna there's gonna be some sort
of like uprising, and they're gonna be putting out like
chicken wings.

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
I thought about Lorda the other.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Day following the trail of chicken wings.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Okay, you keep going yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
Then then then then Laura, and then you're gonna get
poisoned when the giant rat people take.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Over the world. I don't even remember what I was
gonna say anymore, Laura something, Oh yeah, I thought about
over the weekend. I killed a spider. Oh yeah, job,
and like Laura, like captures it and takes it outside.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
But I mean, I am proud of you for like
facing your fear and killing the spider.

Speaker 5 (01:03:29):
I listen, man, we gotta do what you got to
do when you're by yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
My electric fly swatter has a thousand kills on.

Speaker 5 (01:03:34):
By the way, I need a place to stay because
I killed it by burning my house.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
This one says I used to down two ball pythons
as pets. Feeding them was always too much fun. Would
you just throw mice to them?

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
I probably, yeah, I think that's what you do.

Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
Actually, I had a roommate who had a snake, and
he would do feedings in the hall where he'd put
up two boards in the hall throw a mouse in
there and release the snake.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Well, I don't know what this animal is. My parent
had a property in California next Oh all right, I
read this wrong. My parents had property in California next
to Tippy Hedron and she had a lion sanctuary. It
was super rad lionh sanctuary. More you'd love this. Thirty
one to eighty seven said they had a pet raccoon
for about a year back in Pennsylvania before before they
was taken away because it's legal leg.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
I was going to say it's not legal here. I
know because I've looked into it, But man, I want
a raccoon.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
This one leave or not.

Speaker 6 (01:04:23):
I have a neighbor who took in a raccoon really
really no joke, and maybe it was a raccoon in
your house and they this raccoon that they took in
actually ended up dying because it was sped so much
human food.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Oh no, it just like got leg its own. I
thought the case garbage. Are you talking?

Speaker 6 (01:04:39):
It was like it's the process of these like little baby,
these little stars that you feed to an infant. They
were feeding to it and over time and got.

Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
Like raccoon diabetes.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Oh my god, this text from fifty eight to fifty
eight says my buddy had a cobra and only went
there once and I never went back. FSN eggs, they
can all disappear. Ninety seventeen says my daughter had a chinchilla.
It was super hyper and would jump around in this cage,
but it was super cute.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
Chinchilla is don't they have to have like a really
dusty environment?

Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
Well, you just don't clean. I'm great, there is perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
We never dusted this house.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
We did it for a very low maintenance pet.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Well, I don't know, doesn't sound like me.

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
I'm better in dust.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Doesn't sound like we're gonna get a translate.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Yeah, they already, we're confirmed.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Yeah, they probably confirm anything they wrote it down. I
don't know. I just don't think it's gonna happen. We
don't have to just.

Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
Move on to the next bit.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
So I'm just gonna have to get something bigger. So
August fifteenth is the final day of uh Tanner in
Casey's blubber Burn, We're gonna find out who lost the
most weight after six weeks, and we're gonna do it
my body fat percentage. The loser will have to let
I will have to let the transula roll on my
body if I lose, be fodder off the shows, those
gross toes.

Speaker 6 (01:05:52):
If I win, and if people know a tarantula guy
hit us we need.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
It, I'm gonna turn your mind more. Your calls coming off.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
A gut.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
You, Laura, what's the weirdest pet you've ever owned? You
own something weird like a trancelo or a big, big
ass snake or a maybe you got a cute little
koala bear?

Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
Actually I hear there.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
I hate koala bears. I will die on that hill.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
You're adorable.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Koala bears are so discussed. I know they like they
have chlamydia and stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
All the most disgusting animals. Why they're not like this.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
Wee because they all have chlamydia. They eat poop out
of each other's butts, They're always stoned, they fall out
of trees. They're a little aggressive with other animals.

Speaker 6 (01:06:38):
You know, a lot like humans in the way you
describe it. And rats they're so much better.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
They are better.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
At least they're smart.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
We got some talkbacks too, are iHeartRadio app? What's the
weirdest pet you ever owned?

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
Morning Guys, Rob the Welder so Uh.

Speaker 12 (01:06:53):
As a kid, I had a pet Trancela and a
pet scorpion, actually two translas. One was Bob Mark, one
was Jim Marson and they ended up killing each other.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
That was kind of crazy. Uh. And then I had
a pet scorpion and my son has a pet pig
named Wilver.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
Wow, Wilbur's size pig. You know, you hear those stories
about people getting mini pigs and then they end up
being a giant like pop Belly.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
I didn't realize.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
My friend Ashley in Ohio they got themselves a pig
like a like a like a hot belly.

Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
It's one of those like state Fair pigs, pras pig.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Prass pig. So it's a massive pig. And she she
sent me a video and she just plays classical music.

Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
For it in the barn all day.

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
Will it be sold at auction at some I think
so yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
And then bacon yeah, belt makes some really good sandwiches.

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
But she's that's what she's told me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
She's like, it's really sweet and I love it, like
it's like a puppy, and I go, and you're just
gonna eat it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:45):
It's gonna be there's gonna be a weird goodbye one
day it is. I think you just go in the
house and they put it in the truck.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
Well it's obviously not me. But you know, when I
went to Oklahoma, Uh, the person the farm we went
to visit, they had a camel. They had a bunch
of Highland cows. All the fuzzy cows. We had uh
copy barras. Oh, the copy bars were the best part.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Copy bar. Fat Thorp says he used to have a hedgehog.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Yeah, my friend used to have a hedgehog.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Twenty two eight says when we lived in California, I
had a wolf spider come into my shower and I've
had it as a pet.

Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
I had it as a pet for two years after that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
Well, that is so interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
That's interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
I'd like to see if they can swim.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
I wann't know if they I want to know did
they capture it or did it just keep coming back
and so they called it their pet.

Speaker 4 (01:08:31):
I mean you kind of have to capture it. A spider.
You see it and then you're like it just disappears
into the wind and then you know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Just in your mouth. I got to stay in a
hotel for a yeah, exactly, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:08:40):
More of your calls.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
The text coming up here in just a few minutes.
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Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
You're listening to Drew.

Speaker 13 (01:08:49):
And Laura Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
One O five nine in the Brew. It's Portland's rock
station Tanner, Drew and Laura. Yesterday, it was exciting, man.
We had We had legendary news news anchor Jeff Gianola
in the studio.

Speaker 8 (01:09:04):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
He was pretty cool guy, awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
We were just talking about him earlier this morning, how
sweet he was and it's so nice.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:09:11):
I'm very open and honest, and he smelled great.

Speaker 6 (01:09:14):
Yeah, and was laid back. He was you know some
people come in and they're on on guard.

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
Yeah, he was not.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
You know, it was weird.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
It felt like he was happy to be here.

Speaker 5 (01:09:23):
You know what's weird for me though, is seeing him
without a suit on.

Speaker 4 (01:09:25):
Yeah, and a polo.

Speaker 6 (01:09:26):
I had to and because I was sitting next to
him over here, and so he was also in some shorts.
So like that was something like because normally you see
him and I see Gianola, He's buttoned up.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
Yeah, it's like seeing your pastor outside of church, you know, like, well,
you're not supposed to You're not supposed to be in
a T shirt and jeans.

Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
It's like the human version though.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Yeah, And we posted a picture on Instagram and it
just so happened that all of us were wearing like
different shades of black or gray, and somebody commented, was
it goth day at work?

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Jeff Gianola was dressed and it looks like, yeah. Go
check out the photo of all us with Jeff Gianola.
You'll be able to see Jeff Gianola in his regular
civilian clothes.

Speaker 5 (01:10:05):
Yep, no, no suit.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
And that's what's weird for me, Like just to see
you know, when I was used to when I used
to watch Conen every single night, to see him in
regular clothes is weird because would always wear a suit.
Same thing with Linno or Stephen Colbert, they would always
would you know, you'd see him in like our T
shirt somewhere.

Speaker 5 (01:10:20):
And you're like, what the hell?

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
It breaks the fourth wall a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Yeah, So it's interesting to see Jeff Gianola without a
suit on. Go check out the photo. Follow us on
Instagram at one of five nine the Brew. By the way,
if you want to hear the entire interview with Jeff Gianola.
It is online. Check out our podcast from yesterday at
one five nine in the brew dot Com. Here's here's
a little sample of what happened yesterday. I thought this
was funny when when he said this, you've been doing
this for so long, you just power through it.

Speaker 7 (01:10:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
Well night. So, by the way, we were talking about
him losing his hearing, Oh yes.

Speaker 6 (01:10:47):
Which is incredible that he fought all the way through
that and stayed on the news the whole time. Yeah,
for a while he was actually like deaf deaf and
still doing the news.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
I had.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
I had no idea. You've been doing this for so long,
you just power through it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:10:59):
Well, the nice thing is you hear from so many
winny people, you know. The funny thing is I always
told this story. I was somewhere and a lady from
across the room, she was smiling at me, but she
kept saying, Jeff Ginola, you're a lesbian. And I thought
what And she kept saying that, and I think that's
what I'm taking out of context. And I told my
friend I was next to I said, he keeps calling me,

(01:11:21):
This lady keeps calling and he goes what and he looks.
He goes, no, she's saying you're a legend.

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
I couldn't hear that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
And he is man the Great Jeff Giinola retiring after
forty plus years on TV Amazing Run.

Speaker 15 (01:11:37):
He's a legend, Jeff Ginola, You're a lesbian.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
No, a legend, Jeff, Yes, you already you already told
that story.

Speaker 4 (01:11:43):
Clear it up.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
Woo. That's Jeff has a lot of context. One of
five nine the dot Com. Check out the interview.

Speaker 13 (01:11:52):
Now you're listening to Danner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Porland's Rock Station five nine The Brew. It's Tanner, Drew
and Laura. This morning, we were supposed to have Beef
Water in the studio for another edition of Beef's Fest
with Frenzy, but he had to go to California for
some work promotion Disney actually, so he went to Disneyland.

Speaker 5 (01:12:15):
So it wasn't the worst thing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
But he was having a good time until he was
supposed to fly Black Fly fly back last night, and
his flight first got delayed and then it was canceled.
I don't know why a flight from Anaheim to Portland
would be canceled. It's pretty sure, it's a direct flight
on Alaska, but.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
For sure that's such a drag to go from the
happiest place on Earth to just being stuck at the
airport for twelve.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
Hours, which is the opposite of the happiest place on Earth.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
And we were talking about having to sleep at the airport,
and I've had to do it. I had to sleep
at the airport in Las Vegas once when I missed
my flight. A lot of people are saying that this
persons they had to sleep up in Seattle at that airport.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
The best solution I've had at an airport was maybe
at O'Hare, which is kind of a dumpy airport, but
they go, yeah, they did have the armrest that you
couldn't put up, but they also have like individual chairs,
so I was able to stretch out from chair to
chair and at least put my legs out, yeah, and

(01:13:14):
sleep that way.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
That's not bad.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
I didn't have to sleep on the floor, but it
was still super uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
I bet yes, this one says. My buddy got delaid
at LAX for ten hours. They just laid down on
the floor.

Speaker 6 (01:13:26):
A lot of people had to sleep at LAX and
when you know We've had a handful of people say
that they've been nailed like this on standby And the
one time I did fourteen hours was a stand by day.
So not only are you at the airport, but every
two hours you get let down again.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
So you're like, Okay, we're gonna get out of here.

Speaker 6 (01:13:42):
And then no, sorry you didn't make the flight, so
can get another two, another two, So you never actually
can go to bed.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
You nap, wake up cry, you got a wake.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
Up cry, then go home at the end, bummer, I
think we got a talk back message yesterday or this
morning about.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
This good morning.

Speaker 14 (01:14:00):
Thanks to the San Francisco Airport, I now travel with earplugs,
I'm asked, and some sort of sleep aid fluffy pillow
or a very fluffy jacket and a lightweight blanket. Sleeping
in the airport is sucks. You might as well be
as comfortable as you can be with what you got on.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Yeah, hey, su I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
Out, Yeah, I guess. But then you do have any
room for any of your stuff you just packed. You're
just basically packing for camping.

Speaker 6 (01:14:27):
Yeah, you're only good to go in the airport, but
when you get to the hotel, not much else.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
I do think that a blanket is a lightweight blanket
is something because you can use your backpack as a
pillow or whatever. But I just got so cold when
I was sleeping at SFO.

Speaker 5 (01:14:40):
Yeah, well I just use a I buy a neck pillow.

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
And that can That's a good idea.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
You know, you can strap that to your bag usually
and that works as a pillow. Yeah, that's great. All right.

Speaker 5 (01:14:51):
A couple more text messages are coming in.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
You know, we were just talking about Jeff Gianola, the
legendary news anchor who was in the studio yesterday, you know,
just to talk about his retirement.

Speaker 5 (01:15:00):
You know, he's retiring after forty plus years.

Speaker 4 (01:15:02):
Yeah, what a ride.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Someone's from sixty nine ninety one says, I was trying
to listen to the interview on the podcast and it
cut off right before the interview. Yeah, we just checked it.
There's some technical issue or either that or Drew screwed
it up, one of the two.

Speaker 4 (01:15:13):
It's easier to blame me, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
But we'll fix it today. We promise it'll be fixed
by like eleven o'clock this morning, eleven thirty. Someone around
there absolutely be able to hear.

Speaker 5 (01:15:21):
The full interview.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
We have clips of the Jeff Gianola interview on our
Instagram right now or TikTok at one of five nine
to brew, and we'll have more clips today and throughout
the week of our new buddy, Jeff Gianola.

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
This text from Paige says, who's Jeff Gianola?

Speaker 6 (01:15:36):
I think it's a good time for you to do
a little history report. Not only is he a forty
year veteran of the news in this city, but he's
also I would say quite the hero mode for countless children.
He helped to find homes who were without parents as children.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
Yeah, it was his child Wednesday child stories and he
would get kids adopted and stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
That's so awesome. So you know, if you don't know him,
look him up.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
For the people who don't. Jeff Ganola is a legendary
news anchor. He's here in Portland on Coin six and
he does what the nightly news.

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
He does the five, the five and six and the eleven.

Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
So he's there pretty much all night.

Speaker 4 (01:16:12):
Wow, he's the big dog.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
He's been good baby, and yeah, he's been doing it
for as long as I can remember.

Speaker 6 (01:16:18):
Yeah, I mean it's a forty year career. I mean,
you were a wee lad at that time.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Man whoever steps into that role is going to have
some big shoes to film.

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
No one is going to step into that role.

Speaker 6 (01:16:28):
Like you said to us yesterday, it's the end of
the era, Like, yeah, the last great newsman, right, he's
one of them.

Speaker 15 (01:16:35):
We got Jeff Genola.

Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
You're a lesbian, A legend.

Speaker 5 (01:16:38):
Jeff your a legend, Jeff, make sure you remember.

Speaker 15 (01:16:41):
That, Jeff Genola, You're a lesbian.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
Come on now, go check out the clips one of
five nine the Brew on Instagram and TikTok, and we
will have the podcast fixed as soon as the show's done,
and you'll be able to listen to the entire interview
with Jeff Ginola. It's one of five nine the Brew.
Happy Tuesday here listening drew you in Laura, Happy Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
I got some church fails to play for you, all right.
You know the Sunday church, especially at a megachurch, they
go big. Sometimes it's like an actual concert.

Speaker 4 (01:17:14):
No, yeah, they're into it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
The church I went to in Texas, Dallas, Texas. It
was a megachurch then, but.

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
Now it's stay Home of the Mega Church, Dallas, Texas.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
I went to this church called Trinity Christian and it
was a megachurch in the eighties.

Speaker 5 (01:17:28):
I also went to school there.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
Yeah, and now it is so big that the church
that was the main church when I was a kid
is now the kids church and they built this giant
mega castle next to it.

Speaker 6 (01:17:37):
And growing up, whenever we would get to go, like
our choir, sometimes we'd get to go practice at the
church because somebody knew the guy. And it was always
the nicest equipment. It was always the highest end stuff.
They had the best board, the men speakers.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
They had all of the things. And I do remember
sometimes the mistakes would happen because every year my church
would put on a big play. They'd put on I
think it was for I don't remember when they would do.
They would do the Resurrection of Jesus.

Speaker 8 (01:18:03):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
That was a big winter, especially on the Easter deal
and yeah, Easter, I think.

Speaker 5 (01:18:07):
And then every Christmas, my mom was in.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
The play this the Scrooge play a Christmas Carol. Yeah
that is where he goes back in time or whatever. Yeah,
my mom was in that the Three Ghosts, and so
it was like a like a big deal and things,
you know, things would happen because you've got all the money,
but sometimes you don't have all the pros. Yeah, he's
got some dad who's you know, working out home, deepoturing
the week totally.

Speaker 5 (01:18:28):
He's helping out the church on a Sunday, and.

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
The only people trying out are the people who go
to the church.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
Yeah, exactly. But a lot of bloopers happen. And I've
got a couple of clips here of some pretty big
church fails. Okay, let's see if you can spot this one.

Speaker 12 (01:18:40):
Cling to Jesus, his death, his erection, his resurrection.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
He is our hope.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
Hoops.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
Uh, yeah, that's the one.

Speaker 14 (01:18:52):
Cling to Jesus, his death, his erection, his resurrection, he
is our hope.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
Don't want to be clinging to that, know, you wake
up at the wrong angle.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
It's not Yeah, that's I mean, that is true. He
was sleeping for three days.

Speaker 6 (01:19:05):
I mean, you know how absolutely Torque city most of
us would be.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
We have another clip here. I'm not sure which one
this is. Okay, so this is the pastor who's deciding
to sing along with the band. Okay, and so much
to tell the pastor.

Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
Do you not know who Mic was on?

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Or I know at some point crushing. He knows it's
on because sometimes he's lip syncing. God, can you hear him? Stop?

Speaker 5 (01:19:32):
He's still pretending to sing.

Speaker 4 (01:19:33):
Okay, who was?

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
We were?

Speaker 7 (01:19:39):
God?

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Who is we worship? God? Who are?

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
And that real nice singer behind him is like, God,
can you stop?

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
You are going off?

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
You're draining the donation bin right now.

Speaker 16 (01:19:52):
Yeah, he partied the agency. My God, we won't be quiet.

Speaker 6 (01:20:17):
Oh boys, someone needs to check the pastor's cup. Yeah,
a little bit of the hard alcohol.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
And this I will save the best for last because
this is the cringiest clip from these church fails these
all right. I guess this will be a new segment.
It's called Sunday Church Fails, all right. And uh, these kids,
you know how they care like youth group will go
along and they'll they'll do something to connect with the kids.
It always ends up being the most cringe thing you've
ever seen in your life. Corny. Uh, these kids tried

(01:20:43):
to do like a parody of Justin Timberlakes bringing Sexy back.
Oh all right, that's going to bring the kids in though.
I mean, it's gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
Deliver the message while being super cool.

Speaker 5 (01:20:54):
I suppose it would have twenty years ago when the
song came out.

Speaker 4 (01:20:56):
But this is well, they're always so connected.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
Really on the ball. Here is these kids singing their
their sexy back church parody.

Speaker 17 (01:21:07):
I'm bringing Jesus back.

Speaker 18 (01:21:09):
Yeah, he's atheists, don't know how to act. Yeah, I
think sat in bed or watches back.

Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:21:18):
So just keep praising him, and don't you slack. Yeah,
take him across the way.

Speaker 17 (01:21:26):
You see these verses.

Speaker 18 (01:21:27):
That's how I can say the Holy Ghost is a
lot that credit. It's just that Jesus makes me feel
this way.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Take him to the cross.

Speaker 17 (01:21:40):
Come your chat, because Jesus wants to come to the
cross where he bought g O D. Now you can see.
Pray for me. I'll pray for you if you hang away.
Go ahead, and you've gone.

Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
Look at those these kids are going straight down.

Speaker 4 (01:21:52):
Man, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
I'm a banger. I don't know how you could say
that's cringe.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
You think that's.

Speaker 17 (01:22:01):
Sound head. We come chat, sound head, we come chop.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
Love him, go ahead and get him.

Speaker 17 (01:22:13):
Go ahead and go look at those sins.

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
Now, let's get it now, let's go get him.

Speaker 4 (01:22:18):
Now. It's forgiven.

Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
Now it's forgiven.

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
Let's go get him.

Speaker 17 (01:22:24):
No, you hang away, go ahead and go look at
those sins now.

Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
Let's get it now, let's go get him.

Speaker 4 (01:22:32):
Now, look at those sins now, we're forgiven.

Speaker 17 (01:22:36):
We go ahead and going look at those sins.

Speaker 5 (01:22:39):
Now, what's good hearing?

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
Okay, yeah, but there's such good rappers it should be
clear from the beginnings. Yeah, well okay, all right, Well
I think we're all a little closer to the big man. Hallo.

Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
That's I mean to come up with that. It's pretty creel.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
I want to go back to my old Power Zone days,
get one of those free cheeseburgers and sing off the overhead.

Speaker 5 (01:23:00):
John Jacobs and the Power Team.

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
Yeah, let's yeah.

Speaker 17 (01:23:03):
Can I get a hella ou yah?

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
Oh yeah? Man. Actually I saw John Jacobs and the
Power Team live at the Memorial Colise and many moons ago.

Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
Really wow.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
And then I saw Carmen at the Memorial Coliseum many
moons ago. Christiansen was Carmen these days just doing church
passed alright, p he's the one who did Addicted to
Jesus with DC talk. Yeah, and don't be sad.

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
He saying his way into heaven. Guys, he's up there
kicking it wheels up.

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
Well, I heard some controversy the other day that I
don't you know.

Speaker 4 (01:23:32):
Okay, well, wheels down back to the judgment.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
Don't be throwing dirt on this man's name. He's not
here to defend himself. Did he Did he do the
song about no, you can't get to Heaven on rollers
gates because you roll right past those pearly gates. Now
he does that, Carmen.

Speaker 5 (01:23:49):
Oh no, Heaven.

Speaker 6 (01:23:50):
I'm so separated from Carmen. I thought it was going
to be a girl.

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
That's veggie tails. What you're saying, snow, it's veggie tails?

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
Is that Larry the Cucumber? Yeah, that is not veggie tails.

Speaker 5 (01:24:13):
Veggie tails. You don't know your Christian content?

Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
Oh I don't. This was this was before veggie tails.

Speaker 5 (01:24:25):
I think, well that's all that's coming up.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Oh here's another one that Nina and Frederick I don't know,
really going down the rabbit hole.

Speaker 4 (01:24:32):
We have Betty Johnson doing it in fifty nine.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
Oh my god, if this song's playing, I don't want
to go. Like, if I get up there and this
is on the radio, I'm coming back. This isn't what
they promised you gonna believe?

Speaker 8 (01:24:55):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:24:56):
Coming up in a few minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
So we're gonna find out what's trending, and we're gonna
be flipping this format to Christian dou.

Speaker 4 (01:25:05):
Wops and I mean this and Veggie Hit an hour.

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
This is what I I in college. This is the
type of music I DJ'ed.

Speaker 4 (01:25:12):
So I feel.

Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
I feel right at home here.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Yeah, yeah, all right, more of your calls coming up.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
Heck on, you're listening to or Drew and Laura. Drew
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Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
Five nine The brew It Sportland's rock station, Tanner Jew
and Laura. So Beef Water's flight got canceled yesterday. He
was unable to do our fast food frenzy this morning,
which is disappointing because I wanted to hear what he
you know, what healthy item he ate from a fast
food joint. But you just ate something pretty good from
what Wendy's.

Speaker 6 (01:25:43):
Yeah, it's actually really good, and it's kind of like
all the hype right now, the talkies. You know, people
love the takis little uh rolled up chips. Well, the
whole it's a chicken sandwich inspired by the Takies, the
Fuego chicken sandwich. It's Wendy's for a limited time, and
I did go try it? And what do you like
about it? Tanner's It's that spicy chicken. Yes, so that's

(01:26:04):
the base.

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
And that crunch. I would imagine that talkie would be
kind of crunchy exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:26:08):
So they use like kind of like little pieces of
the talkies and they're they're a fuego chips. So that's
spicy on top of the spicy. I love it, and
then you can level it out. It's got that chili
lime sauce, that creamy corn spread. Dude did like a
cheddar cheese sauce. Wendy's is probably after McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
It's probably my favorite.

Speaker 4 (01:26:26):
I really do love it.

Speaker 6 (01:26:27):
And the fries. I just had the fries again. The
fries are on point.

Speaker 5 (01:26:31):
Yeah, always, that's just so good.

Speaker 3 (01:26:32):
It sounds that the chili lime and like the corn spread.

Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
I love it. I love corn.

Speaker 6 (01:26:39):
And it's fird because you wouldn't think to design the
sandwich this way. But it all goes together pretty well.
So I was I was pretty stoked with it. I
even got my kid to take a bite. It's there's
a lot of flavor there. Yeah, And so she's like,
you didn't tell me it was spicy?

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
How does buckle up well, and this is all over
this weight challenge, weight loss challenge between me and Casey.

Speaker 5 (01:26:58):
I'm getting one of those because.

Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
It's gonna I'd have to pick one on I love Wendy.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
And it's a limited time only, so get it. Well
at that, all right, let's find out what's trending real.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
As now, what's trending? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
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We're gonna record a new Donkey Show podcast today. Hopefully
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Speaker 6 (01:27:18):
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Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
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Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
I have not.

Speaker 5 (01:27:56):
I have noted either. I hear they're good. Yeah, me too,
and it'll be a.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
Super baky show. This will have another pair of tickets
tomorrow at seven thirty. Yeah and yeah, courts in next. So, Laura,
would you like to sing us out?

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
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Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
As it wasn't terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:28:13):
I don't know it was bad.

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
It's not bad, all right, courts in next. We'll see
tomorrow at stand drill, Laura Bay, I literally just said
the same thing you