TD&L Full Show For Tuesday- Stay In Your Lane

On today's show we had a passion filled debate about the art of Merging on the road. We also discussed bathroom behavior and Beefwater was back with a Fast Food Frenzy!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here you drew.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Lora, Yo, what's happening? It is Tuesday, June seventeenth, twenty seven.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Wait what twenty seventeen?

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
How old would we be?

Speaker 5 (00:21):
That's eight years ago, so you would have been thirty six.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
It would have been nice. I've been thirty oh I miss.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
Basically you'd be thirty five. I'd be thirty six, okay,
because I just I just fell behind.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, uh yeah, we would be here a little more
handsome if we were a little younger. I'm just look,
I was looking in the mirror the other day. I
was like, man, Casey B. Fotter Bay was right, as
soon as you turn forty, like you know, well, at
least for me, I know, I just started noticing the wrinkles,
the laugh lines, everything. And then I look at my
face every day and it's like a it's like like
a like an old sandwich. And you remember when you

(00:56):
were a kid, if all the kids in class would
touch a piece of bread and then you put in
the bag, see how long it would take you and
it would turn all boldy. I feel like my face
is doing it. Everybody room has touched my face, is
what it feels like. Yeah, twenty seventeen.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
I get a lot of time hot pictures because yeah,
I had a kid in twenty seventeen. We had baby
faces back then. You and I, I mean we didn't
know Laura in twenty seventeen, but.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
I also had a baby face, well much baby or even.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
But it's funny you don't see it day to day,
but then you see a picture and you're like, like, damn, Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Just found an old photo of beef water in her
phone and it's not even that.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Old from November of last year.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Oh it's not that's odd, that's what's so wild. Oh
my god. We got to talk to him. I love
this dude so much, but he looks like he looks
like eight years old.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
You say that, and we're gearing up for a segment
today called Fast Food Frenzy with Beef Waughter. So it's
talking like not really.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Helping this well, but this is a thing that happens
what once a week.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yea, we are by the reason was influenced by his lifestyle?
Yeah exactly, it wasn't the other way around. It's his
life imitating art. But Idore the man. We asked him
the other day if we can put it before and
after shot up. I don't remember his response. I think
it was.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I think he's probably like why I want to discuss it,
But he was.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
But he was.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
I mean, i'd guess he was. I don't want to
guess pounds, but he was.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
He said he was one hundred and forty seven pounds,
and now he's probably what he was one hundred and four.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I haven't been one hundred and forty.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
He was a man. He was a stick.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I remember him being a stick, and this picture proves
he was kind of a stick, one hundred and forty
seven because I remember saying.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
That's less than what I weigh.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah, like, what do you think he wears?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Now?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Oh, I'll just be an honest guess not. Don't worry
about feelings. He can handle.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
He's a big boy, one seventy five.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
You're going the wrong way.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
You think he's more. You think he's like two Honda.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Well I weigh one. I weigh won sixty.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, but you have a lot of muscle, and everyone
knows he's a.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Muscle under there.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Okay, he's not a weakling.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
No all the time.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Oh, I know, I'm not saying he's not a muscular guy.
He's just got some patting around the muscle, contributing wait game.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
But he's the greatest and that's why I just want
him Bill.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah, I don't think it's talking about him, Well he's not.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
No, I mean talking about we're talking about No. No,
I'm not saying don't talk about it. I'm saying he
needs to do these things so he can live.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, I absolutely adore the beef, and I'm concerned for.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
The store is the beef.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Also lots of beef, double beef, double cheese. At nine
thirty this morning, Beef Water will be in studio. We'll
talk to the one and only legendary Beef Water and
we'll get another fast food frenzy from him. Also this morning,
we've got more tickets to see Pantera. We just got
to see how good your your death metal scream is
or has got a pretty good one? Can you do better?

(03:55):
We'll find out. At seven thirty this morning.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
In the Meats Old Bird story, it's.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Time to go around the room sharing. Well, we think
the biggest stories of the day are. I could kick
it off today. Friday the thirteenth was a bust for
a lot of Mega millions players. Uh oh, no, you
know a lot of people bought tickets and and they'd
be lucky. I guess it'd be it. But tonight's Megamillion's
drawing will be worth at least two hundred and eighty
million dollars. After the drawing on Friday the thirteenth ended

(04:25):
just the way many expected it too, with no lucky winner.
It's an unlucky day. But people still think like maybe
things will change.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
I mean, now this is that'd be kind of cool
if you won the lotto on.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Friday the thirteen. This is the new style too, right
with the bucks of tickets, five bucks of tickets, smaller
pool of people.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
They probably thought, now it's time to win.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
The last time there was a Mega Million's Grand prize
jackpot winner on a Friday the thirteenth, it was back
in January of twenty twenty three. The cash option for
tonight's drawing works out a little over one hundred and
twenty six million dollars. I take that with the odds
of walking on with that money about two hundred night
two million.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
Oh oh well, yeah, you got the five dollars taken
now instead of one, and that it's two in that
So Portland the big story to me guys, is it
has been a beautiful start to our summer. Well, I
guess the end of our spring into summer.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Well.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Portland Parks are opening the outdoor pools on June twentieth. Now,
the pool at Peer Park is still under construction and
will open in mid July, but most of the outdoor
pools are going to be up and rocking and rolling
and then they will close at the end of the summer.
So if you're trying to have that stranger things moment,

(05:38):
you know, like that the.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Old school pool.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
We took the girls last year to the like one
of those og pools in Cellwood, and it felt like
we jumped into a time machine. Check it out if
you want, or if you you know.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
You want a little bit of ringworm and you pretend
to pass out and kiss the bodyguard. I did the lifeguard.
Oh yeah, yeah, lifeguard.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
I did not kiss the lifeguard, but I did see him.
They were throwing dummy bodies in and training lifeguards. So
you just see somebody like dragging a fake body out
of the pool.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
I'm like some fifteen year old flailing around.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Prize. They do that at peak hours. I think about
that scene from I think it's a sandlot, and I go, man,
how creepy I put that movie. Now there'd be parents complaining,
Oh yeah, you know when he pretended to be asleep
to kiss.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
The sometime lifeguard. Gotta do what you gotta do, shady behavior.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I'm going to pass out here, Drew, and I expect
you to give me be the first one over there.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
I think the big story is that I know some
people kind of wear it as a badge of honor
that they work so.

Speaker 6 (06:39):
Many days in a row without taking a vacation. And
I work seventy hours this week. Look how hard I work. Well,
it turns out that's actually breaking our brains. A new
study found that too many hours a.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Week literally changes the structure of your brain. They scanned
the brains of healthcare workers in particular and put them
into two categories, overworked and not overworked. They defined overworked
is fifty two hours a week or more, and they
found significant changes in parts of the brain associated with

(07:13):
executive function and emotional regulation in the people who were overworked. So,
if at all possible, don't be working if you don't
have to. I mean, I know everyone's got to earn
a paycheck, but if it gets to a point where
you're like, yeah, man, look how hard I work.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
I'm working eighty hours.

Speaker 6 (07:32):
A week just because, you know, because I'm a I'm
a good employee.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Keep an eye on your your mental health and your
you know, explains a lot.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
I'll tell you what. It explains a lot. Here explains
a lot. Here I'm losing.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Take a damn vacation is all I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Everybody's brain needs a breather. Thank you. More of those
stories at one of five nine The Brute dot Com.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Laura Dinner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, the every day that passes, the more I think
I didn't crack my tooth and I'm good. You're starting
to creep back to normal.

Speaker 7 (08:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
I have an appointment on Friday to see if I
have to have a root canal because I woke up
one day and my tooth, my back molar was just
I think it was like I think they said tooth
number thirty one or something, maybe thirty two.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Isn't it funny when they're talking numbers like what?

Speaker 2 (08:24):
But I Yah, it was just so much pain that
I was aching. I could feel it down my neck.
I had a headache for like two days. And so
I got an emergency appointment and they're like, well it
doesn't Everything looks fine, but maybe you cracked it, which
means you might have to have a root canal, and
so we need to go to you need to go
to this place. And so on Friday at one five,
I have an appointment and they're gonna check it. And

(08:45):
I think, but every day that passes, it just gets
better and better, and I think I'm good, but we'll see.
I'm still gonna go to be an appointment. But it's
good news.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
It's better safe than sorry because those things can go
to sleep, you know. And that's not the medical term,
but you know where it's better for a little bit.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
And you're like, oh, here we go, baby. Are you
guys getting in my head?

Speaker 5 (09:03):
No, well, I think you're doing the right thing.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
I'm continuing to go.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
But yeah, because even though they're probably just trying to
scam you out of hundreds of dollars, dude.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
They told me if I have to have a root canal,
it's going to be so much money close to a brand.
It like seven to fifty out of pocket, and it
was a lot, but you know, I'm just gonna be
very upset if I've had zero cavities my entire life
and then jump immediately to a root canal at the
age of forty three. But we'll see on Friday. I'm
keeping my fingers crossed. I'm feeling good about it and
feeling really good about it. Well, that's good, feeling like

(09:33):
maybe I dodged a bullet.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
We'll see.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
You've got a hard gas this morning.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
So hey, pretty strong dental records for you so far
as so you've got that on your side.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Forty three years cavity free? Who else is with me?
Who else has been cavity free their whole life?

Speaker 3 (09:47):
There was a guy who called yesterday. I think it
might have been maybe it was the guy who won
our contest, but he was like, yeah, same situation. I
went forty five years and now I can't stop getting cavities.
So sometimes you just when you get old, their things change.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
At some point the body gives up. Right now, he's
got a good streak.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
My dentist does compliment my my dental hygiene every time
I go in there, so hopefully i'll be I also
have giant saliva glands, and that's the reason I have
such good teeth is because I produce so.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Much bigcause dry mouth causes a lot of I don't know,
like build up. I guess like it's.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
It allows it allows for the bad stuff to happen.
That's why like tweakers who have extremely dry mouths, that
those teeth don't last a minute, just fall out. Like yeah,
you got the opposite of tweak er teeth, buddy, you
made it.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
That's good. Let's keep it down. No meth, No meth.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
By the way, On Friday, we're gonna be hanging out
doing a little happy hour at g Man Sports Bar
and Grill in Twalleton. We're just gonna be hanging out
from three to five. You know nothing, Giant just want
to meet listeners who can't make it to bacon and beers.
We see so many people at our events sometimes that say, hey, man,
I hear bacon and beers all the time. I just
never go because I'm working. Yeah, now we're doing a

(11:01):
little happy hour.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
That's right, informal, just chilling rolling. I have a cold pop,
maybe a Massie stick, a massy stick, maybe some deviled eggs.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
I love.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
I forgot they do have they have a big menu.
Clearly it does.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
I love the food at GMN's Sports Bar. They're not again,
they're not even paying us for this. I'm not even
sure that the owner knows that we're coming. But we
were doing it, found found a place to go have it.
We just we like the spot a lot. It's big,
it's roomy, and we feel like it's a good location
for people to get to that's easy.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
It's big patio and the food is delicious.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
So come on out and hang out. This tanner Ju
and Lura's first ever happy hour going down this Friday
at GMNNS Sports Bar Intwallet in between three and five pm.
Ying ban if you want to meet Laura. I know
she's going to a pottery class later that night, but yeah,
she might be out with the dogs out well if
you might flip floppies on.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah, yeah, it depends on the weather.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
Are are you going to be dressed like the lady
from Ghost?

Speaker 3 (11:57):
I've never seen Ghost?

Speaker 5 (11:58):
What's swazy? It's the for you to go to a
pottery class and not see.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Ghost, to watch Ghosts before I got I know the
premise of Ghost, but I.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Go I'm just so disappointed.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
I saw a terminator, I saw Goodfellas, little little play
at the list.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
Okay to watch well and Ghost is a like is
a chick movie? Really it's for the late.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
I think she'll cry. Yeah, and Laura's dead inside, So yeah,
that's impressive. We'll see anyway.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Uh, come, you wouldn't be on the View today without it.
Come hang out with.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Us on Friday a g Man's Sports Bar. We've got
sports coming up next. What you have?

Speaker 5 (12:40):
Drew NBA Finals gets a hammer punch, will tell you
who came out on top.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
And now Bruce Sports, here's Drew Well.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Last night, the NBA Finals were basically set for the
Thunder to put their stamp on in his series. They
lose this one, they got to go back to Indiana,
in a state where they've never won a championship. Indiana
considered the home of basketball. Really it's the grassroots champion

(13:13):
of the sport. But last night the Thunder were like,
how about Oklahoma City? Instead? They built a massive lead,
which eventually ballooned eighteen points. Now, it was whittled away
all the way down to five at one point, but
it Tyrese Haliburton was injured but still playing in this game.
I mean it was at times it was like is

(13:34):
this guy even going to be able to run. But
he does have a lot of heart, but it just
wasn't enough. As one twenty one oh nine the final there,
Jalen Williams had himself a serious game. Him and SGA
combined for seventy one points.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Pretty nuts.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
Afterwards, Haliburton talked about what they need to do to regroup.

Speaker 8 (13:56):
Yeah, I look at game six seconds like as the
games having you know, losing his uh, you know if
you lose your seasons over so you know, we gotta
go in and and you know, take care of business.
Just approach the game the right way. See, we get
better in film and you'll be ready to compete.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
Now there's gonna be a night off for them and
in the meantime Edmonton Oilers, Florida Panthers Tonight five o'clock
puck Dropping TNT also on Max and True TV, there's
a sports Thank you much, Laura.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Fat Thor said he's very proud of you for watching
Good Fellas. Finally, Oh thank you one of Martin Scorsese's
best films, and really otis I would have to say, yeah,
so good. Fat Thor says, Oh Casino is the best
Martin Scorsese movie of all time.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
I feel like.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
Those two go hand in hand. You watch when you
should watch the other one. They're both great movies.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
I think Casino's a little better crafted, you know, but
they're both really, really, really enjoyable.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah, that one popped up right away after I was
done with a Good Fellas.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Because it's kind of the same cast much next. Yeah
you like that. Cool, you're gonna like this one. And
it's vaguely based on a true story about old school Vegas.
So yeah, you'll love Casino.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
I think you might. School Vegas is very interesting to me.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
To me too, how.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
It all started and the whole Yeah, mom, oh, you're
gonna love mob involvement and all that. Yeah, it's hardcore.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Just wait till people get caught cheating.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Things take care of business. The mob take cares of business.

Speaker 7 (15:16):
Yeah they do.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Anyway, go check that movie all Laura, Let us know
what you think. And thanks for the text message, bath
thor you can set us a text anytime on a
McLoughlin Chivrolet text line at nine eight one nine seven.
We've got Pantera tickets all this week. We just got
to hear how good your death metal scream is? Seven
thirty This morning listen for that.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Now, what's trending?

Speaker 9 (15:41):
All right?

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Oh man, there's some weird stuff going on. You know,
it's not I mean, I shouldn't say weird, because we
do a lot of weird stuff here in Portland. Yetmore
went to that sad log Lady competition.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah, it wasn't sad. It was really cool.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
It's a little off the off the beaten path. Let's
say that. It's like a Fargo thing, right, No, it
was Twin Peaks. Sorry, I don't know Fargo was.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
You know, pretty honestly, you guys are like, I can't
believe be able to see the terminator too, and you
haven't even seen Twin people.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Well, I mean, I'm meant in good content is what
we talk about the Fargo when they celebrate a wood
chipper when they I know that clip, I know that reference.
But yeah, yeah, so.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
Laura, there's some pretty out there little things.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
There's some weird things.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
This isn't about me.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
But you're right, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. But in New York,
actually there's this there's this pigeon competition, like where people
dress up as pigeons and do like pigeon sounds and
dances dressed as pigeons. Oh they're all.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
In yeah, Oh they're not just like they don't just
like birds.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
No, it's like a whole it's like a whole thing.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Like have you seen the seagull impersonation contest?

Speaker 10 (16:52):
Drew?

Speaker 3 (16:52):
I don't even think that was in this country. I
think it was in like Norway or something.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
I don't think I have. Okay, well, this is a
long We could play the audio from that in a
bit too. Yeah, okay, but it's in New York. It's
called it's the first ever actual pigeon Fest.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Oh cool, and a lot of pigeons in New York.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, And Good Morning America actually reports on it right here.

Speaker 11 (17:09):
Can you get more New York than an event called
Pigeon Fest. Over the weekend, thousands gathered to celebrate the bird,
with an estimated local population of nine million. It was
held next to a sixteen foot pigeon sculpture at a
park called the High Line, and festivities included games, merch, and,
most notably, a contest called the Pigeon Impersonation Pageant.

Speaker 8 (17:30):
I just thought, oh my gosh, I have to take
part in this.

Speaker 11 (17:33):
Miriam here not only took part in the Pigeon Pageant.
She took first place, earning the official title of Top
Pigeon of NYC.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Looks like a lot of these people took ecstasy beforehand too.
They all leaning in. Everyone's just really into it.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yeah, and they like they made paper masche pigeon heads,
and they dressed all in costume, and like people really
went all out.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
I love the noises. Listen real quickly to the noises.
They only play the noises from the crowd for a second,
but you can hear like a boom.

Speaker 11 (18:05):
Can you get more New York than an event called
pigeon Fest over the weekend?

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Really quick?

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Here's here's the moment. Dri If you want to come
around and watch all these pigeoners. I guess I don't
know what you call him.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Yeah, I think that I think you can call it
a pigeoner.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
They're they're just walking the runway, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
We're judging on plumage, which is costume, visual presentation, strut
which is the movement and physicality.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
One dropped an egg, Vocalization and Audio Impact. Audio Impact
president said showmanship honey gets real. Yeah, the pigeon competitions
pretty cool, sounds like something beef water would be into
Well you think so big beef the pigeon Supreme.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Yeah, because he'd be he'd be he'd be grumpy pigeon.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
He'd be grumpy because well, I guess he does like
food and pigeons like eating trash off the ground. That works.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yeah, Yeah, they are sky rats.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
They're way better outfits on a couple of those than
I thought though. I just thought it was just gonna
be a bunch of middle aged women with face pain on.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
But those things are all in. We'll have the videos
online here in just a few minutes, and one of
five nine in the Brew dot com, as well as
our Donkey Show podcast and much much more. All right,
coming up in a little bit around seven thirty, we'll
have tickets to go see Pantera. But we got to
know how good your metal scream is. Laura's got a
pretty good one. Also got a sounth like a zombie.

(19:37):
Seven thirty, we'll do that. It's one of five nine
the Brew Tanner Drew and Laura. We are commercial free.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
You're listening to Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Drew and Laura Happy Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
On Friday, we're gonna be doing a Happy Hour, Tanner,
Drew and Laura's first ever happy hour. This is far
our people who can't come to bacon and beers because
they gotta work, They got a responsibilities they have to
attend to.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Can be drinking at six a m.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
Yeah, which is you know, that's up for debate. But
if that's your rule, that's your rule.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
So come drink with us Friday at three pm from
three to five, We're going to be a g Man
Sports Bar in Twalleton, just getting weird, hanging out and
nothing crazy. Just want to meet listeners who can't come
to bacon and beer or the ones who do come
to bacon and beer. If you want to come out
and hang with this, hang with us at this one too.
Please do the more the merrier down at Old g
Man and maybe we'll have some surprises for you.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
And tell your spouse or your boyfriend or girlfriend that
it's a work meeting.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
It's just out in the restaurant. Yeah, and we're just
going to be hanging out man. We just want to
meet as many listeners as possible. So that's Friday at
three pm at g Man Sports Bar in Twalleton. I
think I'll be getting the g Man burger.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
Oh, g Burg sounds pretty delishous.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yeah, g Burg, it's good. It's a great good price too,
to like just watch a game or if you want,
you know, it's great, a great number of screens. And
they're not even paying us for this, Like I'm not
even sure they fully know what's happening on Friday.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Help, But that's fine. I just hope they're staffed up.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
All right, it's time for there's so many things in
the news this morning about our bathroom habits and uh,
you know, traditions in the bathroom that it brings us
to our new segment.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Called bathroom behavior.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Maybe sing an introvorce Laura bathroom bathroom behavior through behave.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
How do you wipe? Do you crumple the paper? Fold
it up?

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Nice? Beautiful, beautiful?

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Well.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Experts are warning against ping in the shower due to
health risks. Do you be in the shower?

Speaker 12 (21:41):
Lord?

Speaker 2 (21:41):
I didn't feel like we just went over this.

Speaker 13 (21:43):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
I don't make it a habit a shower, but if it,
if the moment strikes, I don't get out of the shower.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
As a girl. Do you squat? Are you just stand there?
I just stand there, stand there?

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Yeah, ribbles. I just take a wide stance over the train.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
I think you ped in the shower. Of course, do
you continue to.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
Like I do not actively try to. I'm not gonna
I I don't really. I go to the bathroom before
I get in, so I rarely have to go again.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Right, I try to go to the bathroom before I
get in. But this morning, I'll admit I paid in
the shower.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Yeah, which, why did you just forget to go?

Speaker 2 (22:17):
I could? I think I was so tired and I
just like when I woke up, I turned the water
on immediately and just got in and uh and I
just did it in there. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Wow, Okay.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Sometimes it's also kind of hard to pee. Well, women,
you're like fully torqued, you know what I meant.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
Oh, yeah, that's that's one hundred percent true. That's a
it's not a it's not a very good procedure.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
So health experts are advising against the common practice of
peeing in the shower, citing potential health risks. A viral
TikTok video with over a million views sparked the spark
the discussion, with one healthcare expert cautioning against emptying your
blado while standing he says, especially for women, Well, standing,
is that what they're were Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Just to make it that doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
I just think that every time. I just think that
that's the way that was written. I don't think it's anything.
I think that's just poorly a poorly written story. Okay,
they say the expert explained that this habit could lead
to bladder leakage and damage the pelvic floor. Other professional support, Well,
I think that that that makes more sense if he's

(23:21):
talking about standing, because damaging your pelvic floor by just
where it lands wouldn't make sense. Other professionals support these
claims emphasize emphasizing the importance of sitting while urinating both
for men and women. Geez, I don't want to Why
so I do I do in the middle of the night,

(23:42):
Because you got daughters, I think has nothing to do
with this.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
You don't want to make a mess.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
You don't want to just sit down because I'm half
asleep and I'm not going to turn the lights on
and be like get into it.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
I just sit down, I think, says he's got he
doesn't want to wake anybody up, But I I just.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
But also for you, you've told stories of like you on
the floor on accident and you wake up in the
morning and here.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
That's what a man does. You know you'd be on
the floor. You don't sit down?

Speaker 5 (24:07):
Yeah, come on, apparently read the story. All listen, your
pelvic floor is in jeopardy.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
It just fine. Standing will being not only poses hygiene concerns,
but also increases the restraint of prostate. Prostate. I can't
even say this hyperplasia and men anyway, So I I'm
still probably gonna pie in the shower even with that information.

(24:34):
I'm still going to be standing up.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
Even with that information, I stand every time that it's
a normal scenario.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
But in the middle of the night, I'll sit down.
Remember when you were kids and you go into the
bathroom stall and to be some kids sitting in the urinal.
I have seen that. I saw that elementary schools. I
did see a back sleater when I was a kid
going to Christian School and Dallas Tags. As I walked
into the bathroom, there's just kid pants down around his ankles,
sit in the urinal, just popping a squad.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Like booty on booty on the ural.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
But this was first grade, you know, so we're not
worrieding eighties.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
This is before kids had like a video tutorial where
it sings to you about the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Yeah, I mean, I guess not many people have urinals
in their home. So maybe he was just confused.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
He's poorly raised. Do not get it twisted, but it
happens also in bathroom behaviors. Today, there's a new story
that's come out saying scientists have settled the debates on
the over under.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
I'm this already makes me mad.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
So, like, you know, when you put your toilet paper
on the roll, do you do you have the toilet
paper hang from the top or does it come from
the from the behind and under?

Speaker 14 (25:41):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah, so always.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
I just never even thought about it until I had
a girlfriend who would yell at me like, what.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Are you putting it? Having it come from the under?

Speaker 2 (25:49):
What are you haven? And so I just kind of
got my brain.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
I'll go, if I'm at somebody's house and they have
it atter, i will flip it over.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Really, yes, I won't flip a strangers. I would if
my kids put one in and it's backwards, I'm absolutely
turning it around.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Well, these these scientists are saying that the under position
is actually better because it's less likely to contaminate the
roll because if it's if it's from the over position,
apparently you have to use two hands and on the back.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
I feel like I would just keep rolling it out.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
I know it's wasted. I feel like it's I it's
wasteful also when you do it from the under, because
it just keeps like rolling, rolling, rolling.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
You know, that's what always happened to me. They say
the underposition is more hygienic and effective, despite the original
eighteen hundred's patent showing the role coming from.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
The topically the designer of the toilet.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Maybe that's one of those things. It's over like that
we've been fooled with all these years, like breakfast is
the most importantly all the day, just because of some
stupid thing from years ago. That is a good point.
You know, how about this, It still wipes your butt
wherever it comes from the bottom of the top. Just
use how about just hang it however you want and
use it. Yeah, exactly, it's when you stop using it
that I have a problem with your technique. I don't
care how you hang your toileting.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Phil I will die on though, Why what does it matter?
Because it's just.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
I'm accustomed to front me too, because my girlfriend was was,
you know, yelling at.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
Me about it back the back. But to me, I'm
going to fight that it's going to keep rolling no matter.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
What I think, it's going to roll the exact same.
I think it does not matter except for aesthetics. It's
an aesthetic thing.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
I'm gonna say I never rip it one hand because
when I do.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
It, if you have problems ripping toilet paper off, whether
it's from the top of the bottom, there's bigger problems
for you.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
I'm a two hand we need to I don't know
if I'm a two hand ripper.

Speaker 5 (27:35):
Well, you think like you have to do like a
power rip.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
I'm either. It also depends on how like if you're
in a public restroom, tho are usually pretty tight. You
can just kind of pull it in a certain way
and will them off. But I think I probably am
a two hand ripper in the toilet paper.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
And I don't like my toilet paper, you know, like
I like a true piece, Well I'll make it.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
I like to make a toilet paper fist, to make
a boxing glove out of it, and that's how.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
I wipe so I'll take like three or four of
them and fold them into a square unit. So it's
like you're a folder. It's a folder, but it's still late.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Try the Muhammad Ali approach.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
It's really nice.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
I'd be worried I'd get around this bundle of yours
eight six, six, four four five, one oh five nine.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (28:15):
What's you know? Signedist say that have the toilet paper
come from under is the best? I don't think it
really matters, but so can.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
I just bring something up that I know we have
to go soon? But we got to talk back the
other day. Do you remember what I'm talking about about
a guy who's like, do you sit or do you stand?
And he was convinced that it was going to start
a huge debate because he was like, yes, you do,
because we were appalled because he's like, if you don't
stand while you wipe, you're a mania.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Oh I do remember that? Yeah, stand wiping, you're a maniac.
Save that right?

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, And I thought that's where this bit
was going.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
I'm going to find it in a second and we're
going to play it coming up next.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
I'm appalled.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
I know I stand to wipe, not me, but who
does that explain yourself? Six four four five, one oh five.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Nine here lest drew you drew Laura?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
All right, I found that talkback. What Laura was talking
about we did get to the other day, and I
don't know what to think.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
My friends very all right, Laura, I was just said
I was. I was disturbed by the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah, I think we all were. I haven't slept since.

Speaker 15 (29:20):
All right, brew crew. I don't think this talkback is
long enough for me to get into all the details
of why this came up in my life. But if
you want to ask a great question sparked a huge
debate and get a lot of passionate answers from people,
ask them if they stand up or sit down while
they wipe their button. Let me just tell you all
of you that stay sitting you're weird.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
What No, you're out of your mind. So you're telling
me that you stand up to wipe.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
That doesn't make any sense because when you stand up,
your cheeks go together and then it's like a smuff.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
You can't close the door. Now, from what I understand,
other countries do do that, like.

Speaker 5 (29:59):
Well, they don't ever sit though, So like we're coming
out like hovering, they're covered, they're open. You're standing up
after sitting. So to me, it's totally different culturally. You
think about it, If you have to stand over a hole,
you're like cowboys standing. You don't stand like that to
stand wipe?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Do you?

Speaker 2 (30:18):
You're gonna absolutely decimate your room. I I don't even
know what to think. He is that guy is convinced
that standing to wipe is the way to do it.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Like how like like standing to what position? Like? Straight up?

Speaker 2 (30:31):
I gotta still be a little bit of a squat.
Maybe he just hovers over it.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
I'm thinking needs to the side like the girls doing pictures.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeah, like a passenger on a horse in your backside. Yeah,
oh geez, I'm gonna go to a Cameron here? Oh
my god, Cameron, do you do you stand up to wipe?

Speaker 12 (30:55):
Come on, come on?

Speaker 3 (30:56):
What do you mean though?

Speaker 15 (31:00):
I sit down the highway?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Yeah, don't put me on that in the shower. It's
insane to time, it's insane to just stand up and wipe,
right Like that's crazy? That's crazy man talk? Or am
I wrong?

Speaker 15 (31:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (31:14):
Thiefs around I don't know, as long as your wife
and like.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
You guys said, what's your bathroom habit?

Speaker 3 (31:20):
What's your thing?

Speaker 15 (31:21):
No, I just I want to say that I read
somewhere sometime that if you don't have at least seven.

Speaker 16 (31:27):
Layers of seepe, then you get people matter on your fingers.

Speaker 7 (31:30):
So doesn't matters.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
But if you if you take do the math on that.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
If you grab three pieces and their two ply you need,
so that's six you would need seven you need.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
I think i've fourteen. Then I think my toilet paper
boxing gloves got it covered.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
I think I'm good.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Yeah, yeah, you've got plenty of piece.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
You're good.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Yeah, that seems a half roll. That seems wet. I
remember my parents would put around your hand and use
your full fist. Yeah, of course, like a boxer.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
When I was a kid, my family would get mad
at me for using too much toilet paper.

Speaker 12 (32:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
My little brother used to get in trouble for that
because you clog the toilet.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, I would too, and then you might what do
you say that anore? No, it's not yet.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
I also think the seven layers of toilet paper, though
it depends on the ply of toilet pap because not
all toilet paper is created equal.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
Yeah, this stuff here calls itself to ply, but no
yourself like half fly.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Our half fly Cameron, Ganggang, my friend.

Speaker 13 (32:37):
Gang.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
Thanks, who's standing up to wipe?

Speaker 2 (32:42):
And uh, if there's a good reason, then we could
we could hear it.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Yeah, we need to hear the argument here.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Call us and tell us about your trauma. Let's hear
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But bore, do you a build of all beer?

Speaker 4 (33:01):
I just uve my toilet paper the way I was
taught in the military.

Speaker 15 (33:04):
It's always over.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Maybe hey will hit you on it if you don't
do it right.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
All right, you guys and the ladies.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Ladies in the military run about the same ship.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
It's just an aesthetic, all right. Your toilet paper is
gonna come off the same way, whether it comes from
the bottom or the top.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
It's toilet functionality and.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
A quarter better bounce off your bunk.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
We have more talkbacks coming in through our iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 14 (33:29):
I stand when I wipe, I stand when I pee.
I stand to make love to my redhead girlfriend. Oh
you don't, and I stand up to pledge allegiance because
that's my right. I'm not sitting down. Men aren't sitting down. Yeah,
we're not taking it exactly, bing bong.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Do you poop standing up?

Speaker 2 (33:48):
He didn't add that to the list. I stand you
and I p I mean, I don't sit down to pee.
Well not a lady. Yeah, but he tied that in
with I stand to wipe, So you guys are a
special kind of guy. I don't. I don't. I'm not
doing that buying that part of his argument. But everything else,
I support my friend.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
And I stand for the pledge of allegiance.

Speaker 8 (34:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Well of course it's Tannard, ju and Laura. Let's go
to Joshua. Do you stand to wipe?

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Tell us?

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Tell us what are we getting wrong here?

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Dude?

Speaker 16 (34:16):
One word the day got one during the pandemic, during
the shortage.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
It's the best thing ever.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
I mean, yeah, bidays are awesome. But my old thing
with a bidet is that even after you spray the
water like, I don't just want to be like wet
down there. So you got it. You have to.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
It's a spring from one of those that like air
drives you you could, but you.

Speaker 16 (34:37):
Get a little pool, little breeze, and then a couple
couple of sheets.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
And you're good to go. There's nothing left over.

Speaker 16 (34:42):
Plus you get your feedback. That's your great card.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Where'd you get your bidet and how much did you spend?

Speaker 10 (34:48):
It's a two and thirty dollars attachment that goes on
top of your existing toilet.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
It's some toto you got the nice one. I was
at the dentist obviously the other day and had a
really nice toilet that had like buttons on it. You
can't choose the water settings and something, and it's like,
oh yeah, maybe I'll spring for a new throne.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
You know, you don't want to be wet all the time.
I understand that it dries, but then if you take toilet,
say you take Sharman to a wet cheek that makes dingling.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Well, but is overrated. Those bears say that they don't
leave residence. Yes, they did talk.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
About a finger going through. I'll tell you what. You'll
touch the ballue knot very quickly with that stuff. See,
I feel like it's plenty. Think it's just doing that dingle.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Yeah, that thickness is fun.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
You know, you gotta make it it's thick, but it's weak.

Speaker 16 (35:33):
Checked out the South Park? Oh I don't checked out
the episode of Like you know, I really hate it when.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
People say, have you seen an episode of South Park?

Speaker 3 (35:39):
There's a five hundred thousand episodes. No, I haven't you
do that all the time. You're always making movie references,
and then when.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Some movies are different, they're not cultural big cultural phenomenon.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
Movies are different, yeah, whereas in a random episode of
a show that's been on since I honestly was fourteen.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
I love you, bro, thanks for the call. Eight sixty
six four four five one oh five nine. I need
to hear from people who stand while they wipe, and
why not just you do it?

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Why are you doing?

Speaker 13 (36:09):
Like?

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Do you think how did you start? Do you think
it's cleaner?

Speaker 2 (36:12):
I feel like it's on some little kid.

Speaker 7 (36:14):
Would do you know?

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Like, oh yeah, I gotta stand up and make sure
tell you what clean? Mama wanted to make sure you're clean.
The same kid who pulled his pants down for the
urnal is now is now standing. Just turned around and
tuned in on my drive to work to hear you
talking about wipe being standing up. What in the world
I've never heard of such a thing. Thank you.

Speaker 11 (36:35):
You're going to have someone stand behind you and spread
your butt cheeks so you can get it there, saying.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Mom, Mama needs your house. Yeah, this is a too
man job. I need somebody near if I really want
to get clean. What is going on with that guy?
You gotta try just try sitting down to wipe next
time you do it.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
I don't know that guy's name, but it's.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
Like cowboy doors, you know, when they come back and
slap hit your back like you can't be doing that.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Don't close shop until it's clean.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Exactly? Is this Jamie? Not Jamie?

Speaker 2 (37:12):
It's Tannad and Laura good morning?

Speaker 16 (37:15):
Hey, hey, good morning man.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Yeah, so stand right, stand wiping?

Speaker 3 (37:20):
You stand wipe? I certainly do.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Why I don't know? Oh no, the stand wiper has
a bad connection.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
No figure.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Hey, I think you're in one of those uh those
those cement porter potties or the cement bat public restrooms
and your signals bad.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
So stand up, wipe it and it's currently wiping while
we there he is, so.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
There you are, so go ahead.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
I was midwife. Sorry, yeah, of course, okay, So why
do you wipe standing up?

Speaker 16 (37:55):
It's one part freeing the second part. I feel like
I can get down in those crevices better when I'm
standing up.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Are you a bit freeing dude, going a hike, get
out in nature. Yeah, you don't need to stand up
to wipe.

Speaker 12 (38:08):
You can.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
There's a lot of different ways to feel free. There's
nothing more liberating guys than to stand up one back.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Don't even know what he means by that, it's freeing.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Well, I guess today's the day you.

Speaker 16 (38:21):
Standing up for yourself on the toilet.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
You still hold on you on the toilet, stand on
the toilet.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
U all right on the ground, but on the toilet,
I got a I was gonna say. You just see
his head pop up over the stall door. It's like, sorry,
I'm wiping.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Have you been Have you been standing wiping your whole life?
Or is this something that started later.

Speaker 16 (38:44):
As far as I can remember, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Somebody in your household taught you incorrecttion.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
Yeah, your whole family is doing this strange thing where
you're standing in the bathroom wipe.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
I was taught to wipe from the front, and I
still it's.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
How I wipe.

Speaker 7 (38:56):
You You are what you learn.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Like I tie my shoe the way I was taught. Yeah,
I go in and I go in between my legs
instead of from the back. I tried it from the back,
and that's how I that's how I get it up
in my back, which is a whole nother ar It's
a whole nother conversation thing. Thanks, Thanks dude.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
What your name is not?

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Jamie?

Speaker 3 (39:10):
From here on, I wipe from the back.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
I know.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
No, you're you're saying it wrong, Laura. You wipe from
the back. You wipe your butt from the front. You're
a girl, though, Is that different?

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Well, because if you wipe from the back, you'll get
it another place.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
No, you go to the back and you start in
the middle at the back and you go back. Yes,
but your hand is going behind you.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Are you doing it like this, Laura? Or are you
doing it like this?

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Are you going in from the front? You can't do
it from the front. That's how you lee.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
That's how I do it. So, like, are you pulling
towards you? What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (39:48):
How are you going I'm okay here, I'm like this,
or you're not? Like he is?

Speaker 12 (39:54):
I do it like this?

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Do you pull towards your sack?

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Yes? Because he said that's how you get it up here.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
That's the cardinal rule of parenting. Has never put on
the poop towards the private and I guess maybe, But
I also use wipes, and I make sure I'm nice
and clean so you don't worry about me. I'm nice
and clean, and I know how to wipe properly, and
I do it sitting down. I always thought back, huh,
I thought you went in the front, but still had
the idea that I do. I definitely go both ways,

(40:23):
like I just I know how to clean it.

Speaker 5 (40:24):
Because if you had Laura's bits, he'd be at the hospital.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Right because it collects well.

Speaker 14 (40:29):
You don't know that.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Frankly, I'm learning a lot.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
We're learning so much about each other. Yeah, probably more
than we ever needed to know.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
That's exactly what I wanted to know. We have more
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cell phone. Send this one anytime. Wow, she's in the
judgment zone.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
I don't care what I'm judging her. She could be
judging not the one who pulls forward cleans his bottom perfectly.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
You should it right now? Yeah, I'm not doubting that.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Lime squeak you didn't even.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Take a shower today. Lord, that's not true. We have
talk Mexicano.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Actually that is tru.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Stand wiping is disgusting. Have you ever tried to wipe
a toddler? But when they're standing up and goes straight
up with their back your.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Gross Exactly the same thing when you wipe from the
back too, it's the same thing.

Speaker 17 (41:20):
More talk backs maybe about the wiping part. Maybe because
I have a dad bond. I'm fifty seven. My back
isn't all that great anymore. I can't reach squatting down.
I standing up, I could reach back way better than
I can squatting down. So if I stand it's much
easier to reach what I need to reach. Plus I

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do have a bidet, which is the greatest.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (41:46):
Yeah, it gets a little wet, but just wipe it up.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
And that's not what we're not taking into account is
some of these big dogs. I'm just thinking about, like, oh,
reach here, reach here. If I can't do that physically
because I'm a bigger guy, or my back, I guess
you get then you would have to stand up. I'd
rather you stand up than not. Yeah, right, this text
says girl up.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Guys, just go buy a water pick.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
It's perfect for both holes. Oh my god, water, you're
using that wrong.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Six says, my larger cheeks want to allow me to stay,
to stay sitting the wipe. You got to do a
half squat to get it properly clean those.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Larger can you just like lean like lean to one
side and then do I think.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
That's what he's saying. Sixteen ninety eight says, so you
sit on the pooper and then you run your hand.
Oh I can't even finish that that talk back. This
one says, before you shame anybody, I think you guys
should try it.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
Oh see, we're asking for information more than anything else.
Now light shame, a little sprinkle of shame.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
No, I'm shaming if you stand up. I want to know,
stand up to wipe and sit down to pe as
a man.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
I'm shaming you.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
If you have an advantage to doing it. I want
to know why. But I don't see it.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
But I think I feit. Most of the messages we've
gotten so far are from maybe like larger individuals and
when people will meet them today have like short arms
who can't reach.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
This one says it's over the top, by the way,
just face front or back. I got a better sol
This one says I got a better solution. Toilet paper
is outdated. I don't even I don't buy I don't
even really buy it anymore. Once you go, baby wipes
will never go back. You're disgusting that. I hate to
say that, but you have to wipe and then baby wipe.
You know what, I wipe butts for a living. That

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means you have a trash can full of poop. Don't
say I don't go back. You both that you don't flush.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Culturally though, yeah, you should not flush your baby wipes,
even if it says fleshable. Don't do it. Also culturally,
some people do put all the toilet paper in the
range can, and when.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Most people are disturbed.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
When you go to Mexico, you'll be in the most
beautiful bathroom, all by yourself, shine floors, and you look
over and there's a trash can full.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Of poop town because they're in can't hand.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
No it can. Somebody has come from somewhere else.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
And I was like, I was just told the other day,
it's like, you don't flush your toilet paper when you're
in Mexico.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Not in a fine resort Hi, it's tannerd to and Laura.
Let's go to Brandon. Hey, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
The guy.

Speaker 9 (44:20):
The other time you should be sitting to pete is
when you are cooping.

Speaker 7 (44:23):
You want to sitting to pete.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
I am shaming you exactly, but like why because that
does But just because you can't, well, like I would
stand if I had the ability, you know, like, just
because you can doesn't mean you should that or that.
It's like it's emasculating to sit down and pee like you.

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I mean, it's more it's more comfortable.

Speaker 7 (44:49):
Let him speak, Laura.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Yeah, al Rah.

Speaker 16 (44:52):
You don't have that firehouse that we have, so you
don't have.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
It like the Sands, but I can, I could use.
It's a shi wi you could they got if you.

Speaker 16 (45:05):
Have, if you have even even know how great it
is to stand in tee, well.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
I do have a I do have a fire hose,
and I think I think standing to p is the
way to go. I've never I've never said to be
at work if there's a urinal. I'd love to have
a urinal at home. But if it's the middle of
the night and I'm tired, I'm gonna sit down and
you can take my manhood and you can see.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
You stand, you lock your legs and you fall to
the still feel on your wall.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
And I'm gonna see I was going to say, and
that's when you get your privileges taken away.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
It's like my bathroom privileges.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Yeah, no, the standing at privileges because as soon as
you pee on the tables or the wall, because like,
do you still feel like a man when you're on
your hands and knees wiping your own urine?

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Because I clean my place.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
It's like a man, like an animal. That's what you
got to do.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Down Like I'm a total year old girl. I'm going
to go with her birthday brother and say, if you
sit down when like when you're going number two and
so the you dope when you're sitting, then I feel
like your bladder empties better.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
Like the story you read this morning, It empties better.
Like it, it absolutely empties your bladder. I want to
wear to we get it.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
We get it, we do. I want to wear a
dress afterwards. Brandon, thank you, brother, and gangang to you, sir.
As a matter of fact, we do have there's so
many calls giming in and We got to move on.
Let's go to Elijah. Good morning, Elijah, Good morning.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
So what's what's your bathroom behavior?

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Like?

Speaker 3 (46:33):
We've got a lot.

Speaker 10 (46:36):
I wiped from the front and I.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Both okay, dude, he does it like the like the
swinging boat at the Carnival. I tried to wipe from
the back, and that is a that is a recipe
for disaster for me. I can't do it.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
I can't do it.

Speaker 16 (46:51):
It also depends on, you know, the movement.

Speaker 18 (46:54):
If it's a bangler, you can't get that thing out.

Speaker 16 (46:56):
You gotta be you.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Gotta move around. I get it and got a courtesy
fush always even for yourselves. That Yeah, well you grabbing
monkey tails is not normal.

Speaker 7 (47:10):
You need some viber all right?

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Thanks man, dude, change your diet. Appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Hey, you know you don't know how his size. He
could be a big guy, sweaty. Yeah, maybe there's not
enough toilet for those cheeks.

Speaker 8 (47:20):
You never know.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
I'm not here to judge. Coming up next, we will
have some tickets to go see Pantera at the Tanner
Drew and Laura Amphitheater. We're gonna see how good your
metal scream is. Though, so we need collars ten and eleven.
Can you do a good metal scream? Like Laura? No,
that was not bad.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
I mean, that's just that's just what it happened.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Yeah, you're more of like a cannibal corpse growler than
like a deaftones Chino.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Okay, you know what I mean. I'll take it.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Eight six, six, four, four five, One of five nine
is the number. We'll see how good your metal scream is.
Coming up on the other side of guns and Roses,
Happy Tuesday, it's one of five nine to brew Tanner,
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
You're listening to Drew Laura dinner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
All right, we got to play our game four Panta tickets.
But there's just so many people chiming in on the
topic at hands here. It's very it's a very controversial subject,
the bathroom behaviors of people. This one dude sent a
text message in saying that he stands every time he wipes,
and that he thinks people who sit down to wipe
are weird. And I I am just I don't even know.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
What to say to that flabber gat having some trouble
putting my head around that never stood.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Up to wipe. I think that's weird, but he's you know,
he swears by it. Beef water Bay. You just walked
in the building, assuming you've been listening to this conversation.
Are you a stand wiper, you a back wiper, a
front wiper, or somebody just gets in the shower.

Speaker 7 (48:42):
I just want to tell you I am not an animal.
I lay on my side like a normal person.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
What do you really did?

Speaker 7 (48:49):
I lay on my side and then or depending on
how much time I have, sometimes or I'll just take
one and put one foot up on.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
The tub like you're shaving.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
I do feel like I do. I feel like that
would be more maximum, that would be effective.

Speaker 7 (49:02):
Yeah, it's all about maximum exposure and how much time
you've got.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
That's true. All right, we got nowhere with him. Let's
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Of course, you can send us one anytime. Download it
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Speaker 4 (49:15):
Morning Brew crew. I don't really care too much about
the standing to wipe, because there's been a scenario or
two where I've had to get up off the seat in.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Order to do so.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
But what would really make me gag is the fact
that I've had a friend that said he wiped from
back to front.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Pretty gnarly Tanner wipes from back.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
No, not always. It's just whatever direction I need to go.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
It's not a good way to go wherever, even be
an occasional thing.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Whichever wind takes him, whatever which way the poop goes. Really,
to be honest, we gotta go a stink bag.

Speaker 7 (49:48):
I'm not going to stink back now.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
I go for him from the front, but I don't.
I don't pull it that way. I just that's the
way I go, just for that direction, and then launch
towards the back. And I'm squeaky lean, cleaner than all y'all.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
All y'all's.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
I'm guessing we're all pretty even keel on the clean
because we're not heathen.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
And I use that. I use that little big pressure
washer thing that I bet that makes you hit.

Speaker 7 (50:16):
A seven hours later. You get the job.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
If you hit it's just like the fair though you
hit the middle, you get a free bear. Did I
play the stock packer? Did I play this?

Speaker 3 (50:29):
I don't know what is it?

Speaker 11 (50:30):
Crew.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
I don't really care too much.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
This text from fifty eight fifty eight says people who
stand to wipe are the ones who ate crayons in school?
Seventy fifty nine says I'm sixty two and sit to pee.
It helps me empty my bladder better. But if you're
insecure about being a little man baby, stick with peer pressure.
The peer pressure method. I'm saying, there's nobody in the
bathroom telling me to stand up.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
I just do it because I don't want to be
I don't want to peel like a girl.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
I think about that matter. I just think I'm a man.
I peel like a man.

Speaker 5 (50:58):
I hear some of these old old dogs though at
the urinal or in the or on the toilet. By
that age, I'm just going to be happy to peete.
Write a lot of grunting in there.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
This text from nineteen sixty three says a man who
sits on the toilet high on the pot. I stand
to wipe and sit to pee whenever I feel the desire,
go ahead and try to shame me. I gave up
my sense of shame for lynd as a kid that
I never went back.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
I like that that's a good way to pee.

Speaker 7 (51:24):
I feel like I've read an article about this. The
whole sitting to pee thing is that's the way to
get maximum evacuation out of your boy from one.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
I understand like humans were designed to be squatters, like
you know, when we're in the wild, you know, when
we're living in the woods, that's how we went to
the bathroom. So I think, naturally, that is the way
we're supposed to do it. But this is modern times.
I'm not doing it like that. I'm sitting down sometimes
I'm at a chevy.

Speaker 13 (51:45):
But do have it?

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Do you have like do you use like a squatty potty?

Speaker 2 (51:49):
I have one here, but I don't have one at home.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
I did.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
I used it at home for a little bit.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
But I say that's supposed to that's supposed to put
you in the position that nature designed.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
And the studio is definitely the place to keep it totally.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Yeah, listen, my systems getting it gives me a little.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
My system's moving fun. I take fiber every day. I've
got a squat I got good plumbing right now, I've
got a squatty potty. It only is used in really,
like when just nothing's happening, you know, it's like, yeah,
I would prefer to just sit down and go. But
like if you're like I'm just sitting here, and I
got to like go do something like you're gonna go
do an event.

Speaker 7 (52:22):
I don't have time for a squatty poty. I just
bite on a wooden spoon.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Yeah, someone said, doesn't the twigging berries getting away coming
from the front, Tanner? No, you know how much room
is between that and your actual twigging berries.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
If you're going that far, you're first an inch. If
you're doing an inch, well.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Listen, I got a lot. I got like a foot
and a half I got There's really though, there's a
lot of room between there and there. And if you're
wiping that far, you're doing it wrong. That's super gnarly.
That's super gnarly. All right, all right, And I want
to hear from you who brush your teeth in a shower.
All right, that's great. I know you guys are gross.
You do it over the sink like a normal No way,

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it's it's no time how you and you sit in
the shower, which is also I in no way would
I even know I'm judging you guys.

Speaker 7 (53:09):
You guys are like that.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
That's what I work with, Ethans. Let's go to the
phone here, Let's go to Jonathan and battleground. Good morning, Jonathan,
because do you stand up like we're moving on Laura.
Everyone's disgusted by you. Uh, Jonathan, you're in battleground. You
want these uh Pantera tickets? Do you think you can
do a good death metal scream?

Speaker 11 (53:33):
I can return?

Speaker 1 (53:34):
All right?

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Oh, you don't sound very confident.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
Sounds like a man who stand up with.

Speaker 7 (53:42):
A little bit like that.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
All right, dude, let's hear it. Bro You've got, you know,
five ten seconds to show us what you've got.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
To do your thing?

Speaker 12 (53:51):
All right?

Speaker 3 (53:58):
All right, he was a wind tunnel.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
It was something there though. Yeah, let's put him on
hold and go to our next contestant. And she is
also calling for battle, little kurbball. Her name is Keeley.
Maybe this could be like an in this moment type
thing or a or a spirit box.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (54:16):
What's up? Keeley?

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Hi girl? Can you pull off this death metal scream?

Speaker 10 (54:24):
I'm certainly gonna try and kind of go more with
the in this moment type of scream.

Speaker 7 (54:32):
I'm gonna try my.

Speaker 16 (54:33):
Best, all right, let's hear it, all right, one two
and a three.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
I don't know why, but I was not expecting that.

Speaker 7 (54:51):
Here's some good news. You will never be kidnapped.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
All right, Well, I guess we have to uh, we
have to go around the room here and decide. Okay,
who is going to win? I feel like they were
both kind of mid yeah, right, and they I think
on par with each other.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
Yeah, but in different ways though, like very different styles.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Yeah, Laura, I'll let you go to go first. All right,
let's let you go first. All right, I'm gonna go.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Sorry.

Speaker 5 (55:21):
I think that they were both decent, but contested number
one slightly better.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
I'll go with him, all right, Laura, I.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Agree, I'm gonna go also with Jonathan.

Speaker 16 (55:33):
All right.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Well, that does it, because it just takes two to win,
and there it is. There you go, Jonathan, what were
you gonna say?

Speaker 3 (55:40):
You just want to pile a lot out of it.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
I always had the nuts to call.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
I was gonna say her just because it went on
a little longer and and it was a different, a
different kind of vibe.

Speaker 16 (55:50):
Yeah, she killed it. She killed it.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Well, all right, Jonathan, Well you one. Congratulations, You're going
to Pantera and we'll have more tickets coming up tomorrow
morning and online at one of five nine dot com.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Listening to Tanner Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura, Laura.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
We're excited for Friday, Tanner, Drew and Laura's first ever
happy hour is going down at g Mann Sports Bar
between three and five pm.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
So we're doing this because, you know, we hear from
a lot of people who can't go to bacon and
beers if they'd like to hang out with the show,
meet everybody, but they just can't take work off. They've
got responsibilities, and we get that. So we thought, let's
just do something. You know, there's no cover, you just
come and hang out with us. Maybe we'll have some surprises.
Maybe be fodder will be dressed as a big giant
like clamshell or something. Who knows. But really there is

(56:36):
no agenda.

Speaker 5 (56:37):
It's the It's a scenario in where you could, like
within five minutes, I might find out about your dog,
you know, like that.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
I just want to have a conversation, hang out. But
I do think he should should be father should show
dress as baby Billy a little bit belly day Jimson, right, Simpsons.

Speaker 7 (56:52):
All right, and then just give people piggyback rides around
the around the pack.

Speaker 5 (56:55):
Come on now, piggyback round, Hold on I was wondering,
that's inside his ring. He always wears there now and
we know a little bit of danger.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
So coming out g Man Sports Bar into Walleton that
is on Friday, it's you know, it's easy to find,
it's easy to get to.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
It's a very good place coming out.

Speaker 5 (57:13):
Get wad of this and we're going early enough to
where you know, if you got stuff to do at night,
just come from three to five.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Yeah, yeah, all right. I want to talk about this
because we were talking about this yesterday off the air
and Laura took a stance that everyone was kind of like, Wow,
I'm kind of shocked by that.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
It shouldn't be controversial. If anyone's taken drivers training, they
should not be a controversial idea.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
All right, I just think it was rude with this person. Well,
I don't know, I'm not going to take a stance.
Let's and then we'll judge the hell out of you.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
The whole reason it Well, no, because the whole reason
this came up is because of something you said. Something
I said.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
I'm about to tell that story if you stop attacking me.
So over the weekend, I was over the weekend, I
was driving, put my foot Now, over the weekend, I
was driving on Pacificway and there was an accident and
there's only two lanes on this part of Pacific Highway,
and it just blocked everything up, so cars everyone had

(58:10):
to get over to the far right to you know,
to get because it was the only laye open to
get through. This's the only lane open, So everyone had
to get over, and that just took forever because everyone
was channeling from three lanes into two into one lane,
and it just took a long time. You know, most people,
they do the zipper effect, and you know, you see
people taking their turns because it's coming up I don't know,

(58:31):
thirty fifty feet or so, thirty to fifty feet, and
then you're starting to get into that lane. You start
you can figure out where you fit in.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
And I think everyone who drives has seen somebody do
this before.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
You're in line, waiting to get somewhere, when someone from
your left or right, depending on where you're at, comes
flying up and they're now trying to squeeze in way
in front of you because they either a didn't see
what was happening, B don't care and just trying to
cut in yeah, or see they're just I don't know.

Speaker 5 (58:55):
Yeah, they're blowing up the zipper by just trying to
get to the front.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
So I thought, so I thought it was funny the
person tried to get in and the person who saw
who's in the line already patiently waiting, saw them trying
to get in, was just not happened. As a matter
of fact, the next like thirty cars just weren't having
it and blocked him out because it was a long wait.
And so this person pulled up way to the front,
right before the lanes turns into one and tried to
get in and cars were pulling up. So it was

(59:20):
funny to me because I could tell that the guy
was pissed and he got kind of what he deserved
for trying to jump the line. It's like when someone
does it at a concert and then security makes him way.
So I guess I kind of brought up you know,
who's the a hole here? Is that the person who
wouldn't let him in? Or is it the person's trying
to cut everybody out and not patiently wait in line
like everyone else.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
What does the law state. I'm not sure what the
law states, to be honest, but because my whole thing
is that you're describing what you were doing as the
zipper merged. But it's not the guy who was using
the free lane. He was doing the correct thing. Everybody
else getting in line, Like and thirty to fifty feet,
I will say, is a little bit less time. If

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it's like half a mile or a mile, and like
you know that the lane is ending, and you decide
to get over right away, that's when the problems starts.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
And I say, I'm just guessing it was it was
it was a it was a chunk.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
So like but like, why would you not utilize the
open lane until there's not a natural break in traffic?
And like, so everyone who's like blocking him and preventing
him from now getting in now they're causing more of
a backup because by not letting him just merge into traffic,
now they're being the.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
It's just basic human decency to wait.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Though, because anything no because you turn anybody, yeah, but
anybody else through everyone else, just because you have to
get somewhere fast. But it's not about waiting your turn.
It's about you choosing to get over before it's necessary.
So if if you get over right away and other
people are saying, well, I'm just going to keep going
and not block the entire because you're causing more of

(01:00:53):
a backup.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
I think it was Laura I.

Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
Saw on the street the you're saying, and maybe my
thought is somewhere in the middle, you know, like because
if that person as that person's going up the lane
and you have a hard stop on that lane, I
feel like they should be actively trying to zipper all
the way up, by the way, with the signal on
all the way up, and I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Just I'm going to them, and they just went straight
to the front, I literally straight to them as far
as they could without hitting police barriers. And then it's
a stop, and now you're going to hurt somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
And I would agree that you should be looking for
a natural break in traffic where you can get in.
But by you, by forcing yourself in at the very
first moment that you see, like the pull over sign,
you're causing more of a problem. So you know what
I mean.

Speaker 7 (01:01:37):
I believe so I've read this, but I don't necessarily
agree with it because I am a get over when
you can if I know the lanes ending. But I
feel like the law would tell you to take that
lane all the way to the end, and then merge
at the end, because the argument was everybody getting off
wherever in between slows the process down.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
Because when you're stopping because you know you have to
get over in half a mile or whatever, now there's
a line of traffic behind you that wouldn't exist if
you just kept going.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Ethens and a hole drivers, I work.

Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
But that being said, I hate it when I see
somebody go ripping by then.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
But you could do the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
I mean, yeah, but it's rude.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
It's rude to do. It's not rude. It's true you
made a bad choice.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
You see a white jeep cutting you off, it's Laura,
and you should flip her the bird.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
All right, Sorry, I'm gonna get to where I'm going
and you're gonna be lift in my dust, so eat it.
Uh what say you?

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Eight six six, four four five one oh five nine.
Who's the a hole here in this situation, the person
cutting everyone off trying to get to the very front
of the lane, or the people who are like, no,
I've been waiting patiently, I'm not letting this guy in.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
This text comes to us from thirty seven eighty one
it says, I sure, hope, I'm never driving around Laura.

Speaker 7 (01:02:47):
Oh man.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
This text comes from thirty forty nine. The guy trying
to cut the line is the entitled a hole. Laura
doesn't know what she's talking about. Oh I do you
gotta be working the zip all the way up? Many subjects,
my friend, let's go to Bozel, Good morning.

Speaker 19 (01:03:00):
Day, Good morning bri crew.

Speaker 16 (01:03:02):
So I am a downcout driver and we do a
lot of road construction and.

Speaker 19 (01:03:07):
Laura is one correctly so that that lane, especially like
when they're doing lane closures and they make two lanes
down into one. If everybody starts to utilize, if nobody
utilizes that, that where it breaks down, then you start
to get traffic backed up through intersection. And so like, uh,

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stay with they you just everybody, if they would just
zipper at the last point, then you'll have less traffic.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
I think if everyone zip at the last point, you'd
get the same problem. If everyone zipper.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
It's not about waiting until the very last minute. It's
about driving until it's patient. And for everyone else about
entitled no, it's about me using a lane that's still
completely open to you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
I didn't realize you had such a care and haircut.
You just let's thanks, Bozo. Let's go to the Let's
go to the talkback machine. You can download it our
heart radiop and send us one any time. It's free
for your cell phone. You know, I love you, Laura.
I'm just saying it here.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
I mean, you're wrong, but terrible drift hair is beautiful.
You just cannot admit to being a terrible driver.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
I can admit when I'm wrong, just not today because
I'm not whatever. So you know, you're just one of those.

Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
And that's why it's a hug did debate, because both
stand on a hill here and fight for the show.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
You she's going to die on that hill.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
She never went to drivers training if I'm correct.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Because I'm not good she She's going to die on
that hill with a couple of other a hole entitled drivers.
That's what it's going to be.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
That's fine. I were tying the hall and we're going
to be preventing traffic from that's correct.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
That is the way you are supposed to zipper birds
for thees. Thank you, Department of Transportation. Transportation, common Jesus,
you don't just cut everyone off.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
We're not cutting somebody using the lane.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
This person was cutting people off.

Speaker 12 (01:04:59):
Mmm, Morna bergre gand off here. You've been driving for many,
many years, and I'm gonna tell you, Laura is absolutely right.
The idiots that all want to stack up in one
line and get pissy while they're listen.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
You're not like smarter on everybody just because you're the
a hole and you're like, you know what, I'm not
gonna wait. I'm gonna do my own thing. That doesn't
make you like better you just as it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
Does it makes me. I'm actually thinking of other people
around me because I'm not backing up an entire lane
of traffic behind me, So I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Actually I don't know what you're talking about when you're
talking about getting in the lane just right away like
everyone's doing it, because.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
When you stop, when when there's a lane in front
of you and you stop, you're like, oh, I got
to get over it a mile. I'n't get over right now.
You're backing traffic up. Yes you are.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
I'm gonna google driver at school and I'm going to sue.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
To you, no, please do, because I already took my class.

Speaker 7 (01:05:44):
This states the correctly to correctly zipper merged drivers. Should
use both lanes of traffic until the point of lane closure.
Then take turns emerging into the open lane like a zipper.

Speaker 11 (01:05:54):
But just do it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
Take some decency, that's all. No take turns when it's
your turn.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
So you're right, you're right way, it's your turn, exactly right, Laura,
thank you, we'll be back.

Speaker 5 (01:06:06):
The NBA Finals last night, a big one between the
Oklahoma City Thunder and the Indiana Pacers for control of
the series. The Thunder from the very beginning doing what
they needed to do to stay out in front in
this one. But everybody knows from just watching the Pacers
throughout the playoffs that a lead of eighteen points isn't
even safe, as they pulled it within five before they

(01:06:29):
were able to just kind of pull away one twenty
to one oh nine. Now, after the game, Tyrese Halliburton,
who was hampered by an injury and still played through it,
talked about what this team needs to do to stay alive.

Speaker 8 (01:06:42):
Yeah, I look at game six sec. It's like it's
the games having you know, losing is uh, you know,
if you lose your seatons over.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
So you know, we got to go in and.

Speaker 8 (01:06:49):
You know, take care of business. Just approach the game
the right way. See we get better in film, and
he'll be ready to compete.

Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
Now they've gonna head back to Indiana and have a
wild crowd behind him as it would be that state's
first championship. Tonight Edmonton Oilers and Florida Panthers. As Edmonton
tries to stay alive, they've got to do it on
the road. They've given up home. Well, his home ice
advantage T and T Tonight five o'clock, the puck hits,

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we'll see what they can do.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
There's his sports, Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
Coming up an hour around nine point thirty, Beef Water,
who is in the building. Big Beef is gonna get
you another edition of fast Food Frenzy. It is back
and he's tried a rand new fast food item at
a different establishment and we're gonna find out how good
it is and if it's worth trying in about an hour.
Coming up next, so more of your calls, talkbacks and
text messages. Regarding the zipper debate. I saw someone the

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other day, you know, everyone was zippering in line to
one lane because there was an accident, and there was
one person who just pulled up all the way to
the front of the line and try to squeeze in. Well,
the people weren't having it. Thirty cars pass this guy
because they're like, we've been waiting in line. You're not
You're not just gonna cut everyone off and go him out?
So who's the a hole? Laura thinks, Uh, Laura thinks
the guy's not an a hole for for trying to

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cut everyone off and that he did, you know, did
the right.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
Thing because he wasn't cutting anybody off.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
Well, he kind of was cutting It was just five
hundred cars trying to get in.

Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
Where you fit in?

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
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Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
You Drew and.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Laura, all Right, who's the a hole?

Speaker 10 (01:08:25):
Here?

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
In the scenario? I was driving on Pacific Highway the
other day and there was an accident. Everyone had to
get over to the far right lane, you know, merging
into the far right lane to pass, and everyone was
everything was going smoothly, everything was going fine, everyone is
being patient, and one guy decided to Uh, I don't
remember what they were driving, but they pulled up all the.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
Way to the front of the bag car.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
I don't remember, but probably, but they pulled all the
way to the front of the line, like, uh, and
maybe I should make it clear like there was a
lot of police presence, and so they had the police
had blocked the road down, they had flares up, they
had some I guess cones, and the person drove right
up on that, like they were on top of broken glass, right,
and they were trying to squeeze in. So Laura's saying,
I guess that's the law. You're allowed to do that

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and use both lanes. But that's not necessarily what this
guy was doing. I mean, I guess he was in
a way, but he was kind.

Speaker 5 (01:09:16):
Of like in the sticking to the rule to a t,
where sometimes the rules should be bent for an accident.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
Yeah, And I do think there's like there is an
a whole way to do it, And it sounds like
he was kind of pushing the limit.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
Sounds like, I admit that you're fighting that you go
all the way to the end every time.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Yeah, I mean, if there's like debris on the ground
and like you're about to hit a police car or
a police barricade, yeah, then maybe merge a little bit sooner.
And I say but in any other situation, just merge
where you can, And I say.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
Rush, how about you just be a decent person and
you know, you see where everyone else is merging, merge
there and just take your.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
Be patient leader. Trying a follower, Tanner, You're.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Definitely a follower.

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
You.

Speaker 7 (01:09:58):
I just turn up Yellow Yellow Wolf and hit the throttle.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
There's a perfect way.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
First you turn your dash cam on. Let's go to court.
Because when Laura was, you know, dying on the hill yesterday,
tragic tragic death yesterday on the hill, the very top
of her bloody sat hill, Court was looking at her
like she was in like a mania.

Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
Yeah, but he's from here and he doesn't know how
to drive.

Speaker 16 (01:10:22):
So well, God, I was going to be on your side, Laura,
and now I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:10:29):
So I will say this as I think it is
kind of an Oregonian or Northwestern thing, uh that you
you do pile into the one lane. But I will
also say we're all doing it wrong. Uh, Legally you're
supposed to go all the way up to the front
as close as you can and then merge over. And
actually all those people that would not let that guy merge,

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they were breaking the law. You were supposed to allow
someone to merge. They're trying to come over so all,
So technically all the people that wouldn't let the guy
in they're all a holes. However, as an Oregonian, I
would be one of those. I would be one of these.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
Yeah, and sometimes you got to break laws for freedom,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
That?

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
All right, hold on, court.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
I just don't know why, Like, why is it the
mentality to immediately pile into one lane when there's a
perfectly good lane. If everybody did that and everyone just
like whoop whoop and like squeezed in between each other,
like it would eliminate part of the problem. I'm not
saying it would eradicate traffic altogether, but like why would

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you not?

Speaker 16 (01:11:38):
All is it going to do is shorten It's going
to shorten the amount of traffic. The problem is going
to be the same. It's it's either going to be
you know, a half mile ahead or.

Speaker 7 (01:11:46):
A half mile exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
That's what I was saying, Like, whether wherever you do it,
it's still going to happen.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
I mean, the traffic jam is going to be there.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
We're also a product, and why can't you be nice
in that traffic jam. That's all we're saying. Least I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
I think everyone should just work smarter and harder in
this situation.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
Well, we're all in this together, but you're not the
only one on the road. And that's that's that mentality
that I don't like that, Like, well, I need to
get where I need to.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
Go, so everyone else, everyone else having the same choice.

Speaker 5 (01:12:09):
Well, we're also a product of our environment. Tannery, you
grew up here, you learned how to drive here. Laura
grew up across the country, learned how to drive there.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
They don't do this.

Speaker 5 (01:12:18):
They're really terrible over the area, but they fall. It
is the law, what she's saying, But we don't do it.
There's a lot of laws that should be banned, you know.
Don't get me started. That'll be a whole nother segment.
All right, Court, you're on the phone, just you can
chime in whenever. I got some other people to get
to and some talkback messages to get to. Everyone's fired
up this morning. You're passionate today. Yeah, beef, water's bellies protruding.

(01:12:39):
It's all good. Yes, we're in good shape.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
Let's go to Michael. Good morning, Michael, good morning guys.

Speaker 9 (01:12:45):
All right, Laura, question for you. When you're done grocery
shopping and you're empty your cart, do you just throw
it to the side into like an island somewhere, or
lee where's at? Or you take it back to a
place where it's supposed to go.

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
I always put it in the cart corraal because I'm
not in ahole and I think your self check out,
you have to right no, no, no, like he's talking
about when you wheel your groceries out to the parking.
Tanner is the one who's always been like, I don't
see why it's such a big deal.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
He was a card attend and he's got some insight.
I'm an expert in the topic.

Speaker 18 (01:13:15):
I feel about the zippering is if you go past
people aggressively, then you're looking like an a hole and
you're just trying to get ahead of them. But if
you do it casually and like kind of look over
your shoulder occasional signal, you'll be fine.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
Right, There's never not a time when I'm not looking
for a natural break to squeeze in. At least I'm
not just going to get in right away and.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
At least give me a wave. If you do get in.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
I don't hate it when people don't wait.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
Yeah, or it's sour about that.

Speaker 5 (01:13:43):
I'm a big waiver. It's underdone in the bigger cities.
When we lived in smaller cities, there was more waving.
I feel like it's a better feel.

Speaker 7 (01:13:51):
I feel like it's a rarity. I was just thinking
about this the other day in traffick. I saw somebody
give a wave and it just doesn't happen.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
It's not that hard, you know, It's just so easy.
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Speaker 7 (01:14:07):
As far as the emerging goes, I do agree with Laura, however,
that being sad.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
If you're bombing on up to the front of the line,
you are not trying to look for a.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
Natural break in traffic or where someone's gonna.

Speaker 18 (01:14:21):
Let you in, and you are being an apple, and
I will do everything I can to not let you in.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
A great day, guys.

Speaker 20 (01:14:28):
You know, the thing you guys are arguing about is
an Oregon thing. I've come from three other states. No
other states do the stupid thing that everybody does here
where they.

Speaker 7 (01:14:38):
Get in one line for blocks.

Speaker 20 (01:14:40):
Even here in Salem people do it all the time,
and there's a completely empty lane.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
For blocks and blocks and blocks.

Speaker 20 (01:14:47):
Don't tell me I'm the a hole. Anybody that wants
to sit in a longer traffic line and anybody else
that's still going in an available lane is an a hole.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Well, an a hole would say that he got so
worked up his left arm.

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
What no, geez, that's the.

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
Thing that people get so passion about it. It sounds
like you're the a hole, bro. That's what it sounds
like to me. Is a heated debate.

Speaker 14 (01:15:07):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
We're just sick of being told we're wrong when we're
just following the law.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
More talkbacks, Mordrew getting up again.

Speaker 12 (01:15:14):
Uh hey Tanner, Laura and folks like me, we won't
be dying on the hill, because we're gonna be way
in front of you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
We'll be at the bottom of the hill. Whatever you
die in traffic on the top.

Speaker 21 (01:15:26):
I kind of agree, you know, I don't like it
when all these a holds are on the right lane
or whatever that merging nane they call, which to the end,
but it is you do have to go all to
the end of those things to merge because you don't
want to do it in the middle of it, because
you got a bunch of people that got poled up
behind you, and people are not right waiting for that merge.

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What I do is I swerve into that little merge
lane and don't give you the chance to get in
front of me.

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
Get behind me, Satan, Get behind me, Satan.

Speaker 20 (01:15:56):
I'm gonna double back a little bit on my previous comment.
I don't think anybody you're in this situation should be
considered an ahole. I think that's actually what's wrong with
this really divisive topic. And when you're behind the wheel,
it sucks when someone that wants to sit in the
line is calling you an a hole because you know
that you can use the lane until it's ending, just
like you know when you see the car when you

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merge on the freeway, don't get over before they see
those doesn't make you an a hole one way or the.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
A holes calling him this morning be Faughna and that
he was the first time, and he's like, I need
to cut.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
But then it's funny because he didn't change his answer.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
He did change his answry.

Speaker 5 (01:16:36):
He says that I'm not an a hole, but he
doesn't think the other person is a holes are very stubborn.

Speaker 16 (01:16:41):
Yes, he actually changed, He actually changes his answer a
little bit and saying not only is he he's now
saying you're an a hole also for picking this topic.

Speaker 5 (01:16:49):
Yeah, oh yeah, well we always most accept that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
Yeah, but I mean it would be boring. It was
a little divisive.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
Yeah, exactly what are you just gonna all right? Agree
to agree and work away. Message says from sixty four
to forty Sorry. Sixty four eighty three says Laura seems
like she should be driving a BMW with her a
hole driving. She'd take that. Eighty one fifty six says
it's a merging lane for a reason. Ninety eight twenty
says I always close a gap. I hate letting people in.

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Screw those guys. Seventeen thirty five says Laura. I hope
the next time you cut over in front of the line,
someone gives you the three old road rage doucer on
your hood, like that lady who pooped on the lid
bit Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:17:29):
My hood.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
This one says from seventy one nineteen. Now we know
why Laura's jeep has so many dents on it. She's
dead wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
I've never gotten into an accident because I merged into something.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
They just follow you to your destination and punch the
thing up.

Speaker 12 (01:17:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
Thirty forty nine says Tanner didn't go to driver school
because he's a Mayan. Eighteen eighty says, come on, Tanner,
you're going to go back to school. That's what I
he says. We we're on the streets. Now, we're in
the wild. We got to learn that kind of driving.
That's real driving. You pay attention. So he's on your side,
I guess, Laura. This text from thirty forty two says, well,

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it may appear that the late merger is in a hole,
they're actually the only one doing the right thing. I'm
not saying it's not legal, all right, I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
We saw the guys.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
If you're not just going with the flow and waiting
your line.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
But you're not going with the flow, you're like, oh no,
the lane closes in a mile, I better scoot right
it because you're forcing yourself into and causing somebody. You're
you're also cutting in front of traffic. Everybody traffic. There's
that Karen whatever holier than now you're so insidled. Do
you think you're doing the right thing.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
On this topic?

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
You're holding up traffic this topic.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
I'm holier. Now for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
You need somebody from the organ transportation.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
In a white robe and glowing.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
Get Pete Booty Jadge on the phone. I would love immediately.
I'd love to have them going national.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
This text says you're supposed to go all the way
to the front and zipper merge. There's so it keeps
traffic smoother, But it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
It just it does. It doesn't if you are doing
that too, it wouldn't screw traffic up.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
This text comes from sixty five to eighty four, says
I'm more important than you. I'm going to merge last second.
So that's pretty much those people, those are your people more.

Speaker 3 (01:19:11):
Yeah, well, I mean all right, I'm the one using
my big brain.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
All right, Court, love your face and final decision. Court.
Who's right?

Speaker 16 (01:19:22):
Probably me? I mean that's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Yeah, all right, I didn't he that's fair.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
He is the boss.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
So Court, can I ask you a quick question? Yep,
I want to tell you about my friends over at
the Advocates real fast. If you've ever been in an accident,
you know that the insurance companies just kind of screw
with you. They lowball you, they don't want to pay
you what the you're owed, and that is so frustrating.
And when you're recovering from an accident and all of

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these injuries, all you should be focused on is your recovery,
not the stress that the insurance companies bring. So reach
out to my friends over at the Advocates. Maybe you've
seen their TV commercials on the tube lately. Ken and
Donnie from the Advocates are really good people. They've been
doing this a long time and they know exactly what
to say and what to do to these insurance companies
to make sure that they pay up. So if somebody, uh,

(01:20:07):
you know, rudely cut you off and dint your car
and the insurance companies having problems with it, reach out
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if you don't know if you have a case, just
reach out to them, tell them your story. You might
you might be sitting on a gold mind you don't

(01:20:27):
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Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
How many talkbacks? So many messages chiming in today, A
lot of heat in the kitchens.

Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
This's really just like it's taking a lot of energy
out of me today. I think I'm gonna have to
go home and take a nap.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
Yeah, it's hard being wrong. We have text messages coming in.
This one's from thirty four to sixty eight. That's my phone.
What well, yeah, I'm a little smooth.

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
That's the time.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
That's the time I wake up to it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
Thirty four sixty eight says, once again, Laura is the
a hole. Well she's not even an option here again.

Speaker 5 (01:21:18):
He's once again he's pegged you lifetime.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
He says, I just got a phone of State Patrol.
You do not have to allow merging traffic into your lane,
and they and they need to merge, not cut you off.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
I do feel that it is.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
I'm not talking about this ability.

Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
Yeah, I'm not talking about cutting people off. I'm talking
about finding a natural break in traffic instead of forcing
yourself in a mile before you need.

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
But when you pull all the way to the front,
you are forcing yourself in ninety seven forty unless somebody
is just that being that lazy.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
Person is fair here, but you're not. But if you're
following somebody that closely that you can't even like get it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Well, when you're in traffic, that's what happens.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
You got to leave.

Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
You gotta leave some space. That's how accidents.

Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
This is why you have a car of dens ninety
seven says Tanner. Had a big glass of hater ad
this morning. Someone serve him some humble pie. Next time
I see him on the road, I'm going to merge
into his lane ahead of him and give him a
big smile as I coal run his forerunner.

Speaker 5 (01:22:13):
Oh god, honestly, the coal running. Yesterday I drove through
a giant cloud. Somebody was trying to prove a point
to someone else, right, That is tell me you're a
douche without telling me you're a duty. It's just I
roll coal on somebody thank you. In ninety seven forty
you're now known as the coal roll Boner coal Roller.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Nine thirty eight says some about the podcast. O. Yeah,
you can check out the Donkey Ship podcast. There's a
little plug for it, yeah dot com. This one says
Laura's right, the zipper Merge is more efficient and gets
everyone through faster. This one says as a professional driver,
I look for the wave and I always wave. It's courtesy.
Where I where you? What were you brought up like

(01:22:52):
a monkey?

Speaker 12 (01:22:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:22:53):
I mean we were just talking yesterday about how like
one of my fun things to do is when somebody's
mad at me because I've made him steak on the road,
and you throw the wave and you watch them come
off their anger tower.

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
It's almost as good as being mean back ninety nine
fifty one says not only not only should some laws
be banned, like you said, Tanner, but I'll leave, but
I believe like at least fifty percent of the people
on the road should not have a license. They because
they drive that bad and make really stupid choices.

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
People are here, so here here one full trying, like
trying to squeeze into a lane. Immediately, You're right, those
pretty ball are jerks.

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
That's you. No, I didn't do anything. I was just
watching it. I was witnessing and I was in a
patient in line waiting for Mia.

Speaker 3 (01:23:34):
I'm just saying, you're the guy. You're the guy they're
talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
No, yeah, you guys are amazing. She's just really just
she's just trying.

Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
Really like Gandalf said, I'm not going to be dying
on a hill because I'm going to be a mile
in front of you. Okay, Well, you're just stuck in traffic,
withering away.

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
I hate that, you know, crying.

Speaker 3 (01:23:52):
They always say they wasting your energy being angry at people.

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
Who I'm not angry. I'm just saying a holes always
win and this, so you're probably right.

Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
So you know, I want to state trooper to call
you already had somebody from the dot. Is that not
enough for you? Well, and this guy said he just
called a state trooper and said that you don't have
to really prove it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
That's what he just said. I don't know, you tell
him to prove it. Yeah, you don't have to zipper merge.
You don't have to let him in.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
Oh well, of course, yeah, that's your prerogative if you
want to be a.

Speaker 5 (01:24:20):
Jerk, because it is the responsibility of the person entering
the freeway to find the spot.

Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
But I'm not even talking about entering the freeway necessarily.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
We have to talk about messages coming in through our
iHeartRadio app down it for your.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
Cl phone Morning Brew. This is an addition to it.

Speaker 22 (01:24:35):
I said previously, you gotta think about it. So if
everybody merges into the very end, then everyone expects who
knows what to expect. But if everybody merges in whatever
the hell they want to, it just causes so much
havoc and confusion. It makes people slam on the brakes
a lot more, and it just it just causes issues

(01:24:56):
when there shouldn't be any.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
I think he's defending my point, and I don't think no.
I heard it as in everyone goes in at once.
It's called chaos, and that's what that guy was doing.

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
Let's move on more talking about basically, I just wanted
to say that when my turn signals on, basically, I'm
telling you, not asking you to merge. Oh that's how
that's an easy way for me to not let you
in telling me. I'm telling you see it's what I'm
telling you, like all these they're a holes. That's a
whole mentality. It should be a tell yeah, if you

(01:25:26):
if you ask patiently, hey, do you mind if I
come in? Of course?

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
Are you shoulda wave out me like I need to?
I need to get it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
It's called common courtesy. You'll go hand out the window,
that's what literally, hand the note, that's the point, and
ask permission.

Speaker 7 (01:25:40):
I would politely encourage you to let me and if
you if you don't mind, you don't want to.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
Call it a turn signal because you're signaling that you
need to.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
The wave is only necessary after entry.

Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
Yeah, right, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
You know, have you ever seen somebody like, let's say,
someone gets into the left lane to turn the left
when they meant to go straight and if you ever
had them go hey, could you mind if I just pull?
And don letting you do that?

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
But that's a that's a difference in it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
Whatever it is, you're being a nice common uh, you're
having common courtesy for your fellow man.

Speaker 5 (01:26:11):
I will beg my way in, like please, I'm so
screwed If you don't go, I'm going six more blocks
if you don't give me this.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
It's Tanner, Jo and Laura. Good morning, son of a bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
Boy. Yes, boy, hold on dad, but I'm going to
ignore this call just to try man.

Speaker 16 (01:26:31):
People merge of the end or a host.

Speaker 2 (01:26:35):
Your just go with the flow.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
Yeah, that's exactly what wait until the end is doing.
M So you're Tanner, you're pew Boy. Look at you
and pew Boy on.

Speaker 5 (01:26:45):
The same Always had some common always took years to
find him.

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
But this is our common ground. All right, Thanks buddy,
all right, thanks, call your boss new job.

Speaker 3 (01:26:57):
It was his dad.

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
Call your dad act.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
You should have called him on Sunday.

Speaker 7 (01:27:01):
Hey, daddy's boy, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
Be calling you two days after Father's Day?

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
Thanks?

Speaker 8 (01:27:09):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
We don't know that that's happening, but the chances are right.
More talkbacks through the app and then we'll ramp us
up because we got fat Beef, Water's Fast Food Frenzy
coming up and more is just drowning and failure here.
More talk backs.

Speaker 22 (01:27:22):
Morn c about the merged thing. So, if there's space,
what's supposed to.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
Occupy that space?

Speaker 3 (01:27:29):
Nothing? You're just supposed to leave it empty. Yeah, you're
just leaving that perfectly.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
I always said the organ drivers are bad.

Speaker 3 (01:27:40):
So this proves a lot that's you are in Oregon.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
Don't you look at my license. You know it's not everyone,
but the majority. There's a big and you know who
you are, you know, and the people want holes and
know who they are too.

Speaker 7 (01:27:53):
So it's the things I have to deal with as
the king of the road.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
It's hard. It's a hard rule. It's hard.

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
Tanner is the lord of the lane.

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
Lot of the lane, except on the road. By the way,
I had nothing to do with this merging situation. I
was just one of those guys watching two people fight
on the road, and it's kind of funny to watch.

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
You know, we're on the side behind. We're on the
wrong side of history on this.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
Allright, we'll see more of your calls and texts coming up.
We are commercial free on the Brew.

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
Laura Porland's rock station, one of five to nine the Brew.
It's Tanner, Drew and Laura. We got a bunch of
more talk back messages.

Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
To get to.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
You know, so many people chiming in. A lot of
people are on your side. I mean they're dead wrong,
but they're on your side. That's fine.

Speaker 5 (01:28:39):
It's a lot of there's a lot of each side.
So the topic is who's the a hole.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
I was driving on Pacific Highway over the weekend and
there was an accident and they shut down all lanes.
It was just a two lane part of the part
of the road, but they shut down one of the lanes,
and so everyone is having to merge and get over
to the far right lane. Everyone for the most part,
was kind of funneling in doing this thing, not all
at the exact same spot, but kind of in that
same little area.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
Well, there was one person who just decided to fly
to the very front of the line, you know, almost
like right to where the police barricade was and then
squeeze in. About thirty cars who had been waiting patiently
were just like, no, I'm not having it, and didn't
let him in because I you know, I kind of
thought it was funny because you should wait patiently. In
my opinion, I understand the Laura. The law is according
to Laura, and I guess the state the law that

(01:29:28):
you know, you're allowed to use the entire second lane.
And I'm not saying that that's you know, not against
the law, but it is rude when people are merging
in a certain spot and you pass all that up
if you just cut in front, especially.

Speaker 5 (01:29:40):
If you're going, if you if you appear to everyone
in line that you are going to the front in
a hurry, which means you're actually abandoning the idea getting
there on just coincidentally as you attempt to merge different
if you rush, it's hard not as an Oregonian growing
up in the Northwest, it's hard not to to be
like you're being Yeah no every man for themselves mentality

(01:30:04):
makes you selfish.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
You're an a hole if you do that.

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
And I would say that if you are like passing,
like if you're like skirt like over onto the shoulder
and like passing the people who are waiting to get in, Yeah, yeah,
that's an a whole move. That's what they did. Well, okay,
then they're the a hole.

Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
I'm glad we can come to a dreament finally, But that's.

Speaker 3 (01:30:24):
Not the usual scenario.

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
We have talk back messages coming in through our iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 3 (01:30:28):
Morning Brod Crew.

Speaker 4 (01:30:29):
Yeah, if the signs five hundred feet apart are telling
you what to do, then it's a sign of when
you're supposed to do that.

Speaker 16 (01:30:37):
So waiting until the end just means one of two things.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
One they need to put words on it so you
can read, or you just can't read.

Speaker 22 (01:30:44):
I drive a sports car out there, and it seems
like people think we're entitled and don't deserve to be
let in.

Speaker 8 (01:30:51):
Therefore I drive a little more conservative.

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
Just because of that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
I kind of understand that, like whether it's right or wrong.
I can see, like, you know, some fancy Mercedes cuts
you off, and you're like, I'm not gonna let this
guy in. This entitled a whole I can understand what
I'm not saying. It's right, but I understand it.

Speaker 5 (01:31:06):
It's like there's a little jealousy in it, there's a
little bitterness in it, but you're.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
Still not getting it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:11):
I see. I think that's the whole key, is that
you're just bitter and jealous, and that's why you're not
letting anybody in, regardless off what's right or wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
Or I just don't like entitled people who just think
that they're the only ones on the planet. You know,
we're all in this together. And no, you're not gonna cut.
I'm not gonna let you in if you're just gonna barge,
trying to bite and barge.

Speaker 7 (01:31:26):
Your way and right, wrong or otherwise. It feels rude
when you see it happen. Yeah, like that, And I
think that's where we get worked up at.

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
Is it.

Speaker 7 (01:31:33):
It's not that you're technically doing anything wrong, because you're
technically not, but society from a society perspective, yeah, it
feels like you're cutting.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
Just because it's legal doesn't make it right. All right,
we had heroin legal for a while. How'd that go?
Let's go to the usual. Tanner a hole?

Speaker 7 (01:31:49):
Laura is right, Tanner's all.

Speaker 3 (01:31:51):
But no, I'm not butter at all.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
I feel I feel vindicated here. I feel mighty high
on my moral horse throwne or.

Speaker 3 (01:31:59):
What shouldn't this horse throat of mine?

Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
You know, I'm high on it. I have a saber
and I'm high. Omg, this topic is so right for me.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
Driver, step here, guess what.

Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
Keep to the right. Keep to the right.

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
Keep to the right until you have to get over.
Someone's going to let you over.

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
You're not an a hole.

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
Keep to the right.

Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
If there's an open lane, use it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:22):
Why do people get in the lane that you have
to wait in for four or five blocks. Go in
the right place, drivers, or you're Jaden's going, I'll be
at the bottom of whatever it is.

Speaker 21 (01:32:35):
Deacon here, it's like guns and Rosa said, I just
gotta have a little patience out there.

Speaker 12 (01:32:40):
Drank traffic is what it is.

Speaker 10 (01:32:44):
Sort's up, Brew crew, Brian and Salem here. I'm on
Tanner and Drew's side. I think the person that merges
at the last minute, I think they're jerks, And it's
usually somebody and who thinks they're entitled driving a BMW
or a Tesla.

Speaker 5 (01:33:01):
Exactly what we were just talking about. We got to
try and stop with that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:05):
Because it's like, just because you drive a BMW doesn't
necessarily mean you're entitled. But for sure I'll give give,
give if you're driving a cyber truck in or trying
to merge the last minute.

Speaker 2 (01:33:16):
Forget about.

Speaker 23 (01:33:18):
My wife and I disagree about it. Every single time.
I try to get over as soon as I see
a spot and someone will let me, she says, take
the lane all the way to the end. That's why
it's there. We politely disagree with each other.

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
We life sounds like a jerk, bro.

Speaker 5 (01:33:38):
Yeah, at least you've found a way to not be
talked about, you know. It's like, remember, we've agreed that
you don't get to come at me about this.

Speaker 13 (01:33:47):
Way.

Speaker 5 (01:33:48):
Yeah, when I'm driving, I'm driving, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
Swell there it is. Nothing was settled, and that's usually
the way it goes here. Coming up next though.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
A lot of good points though, guys, I see where
you're coming from. Yeah, so let's circle back next week.

Speaker 7 (01:34:05):
But I appreciate you opening my eyes to that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
And I'll think that by the way, Laura opened my
eyes to nothing, she moved the meeting. See what synergy
is guys. Beef Watter's fast Food Frenzy is coming up
here in less than fifteen minutes. It's Tanner Jew and
Laura on the Brew and Laura Foorland's Rock Station one
five nine the Brew. It's Tanner Jew and Laura coming

(01:34:28):
up this Friday. We're doing something different. We're gonna be
doing Tanner Jew and Laura's first ever happy hour. You know,
we do a lot of bacon and beers. We're gonna
have another one coming up this summer. It's just some
people can't make it to those. You know, we hear
from people all the time, beefwater right when you're at
an event, if you're at like a grocery outlet, bargain market,
somebody'll be like, bro, I can't come to get one
of those, but I can't get the day off.

Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
I get it a lot at trash bandits when people
come out on Saturday mornings, they're like, man, I want
to come to a bacon and beer, but I can't work.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
Well, we'd love for you to still come to a
bacon and beer someday. But this Friday, we're gonna be
hanging out at g Man Sports Bar and Grill for
our Tanner Join our happy Hour, the first one ever.
We're gonna do many of these, but we're just gonna
be hanging out at the bar. Literally, that's it, just
meeting listeners, talking to people, hanging out. Maybe there'll be
some surprises, maybe like tickets in my pocket.

Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
Well, don't come out though with being like, hey, what
are you giving a what if you ask me for tickets,
not what this is about?

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
You walk away empty handed.

Speaker 5 (01:35:21):
Yeah, the whole idea is that you know, at our
events They're always so fun, but we always have stuff
we have to do, so, like you, you can talk
for a while, but then you gotta work. This is
straight up hanging out, having drinks. Chilling on a Friday
sounds pretty awesome. No Mermaid outfit for beef water, no
crop tops. He'll just be in his normal clothes.

Speaker 7 (01:35:39):
Which is typically crop tops, typically crop tops, so you
might have to change the outfit.

Speaker 2 (01:35:43):
Now, come on out, hang out with us, have a
couple of drinks on Friday three to five pm. We'll
be at g Man Sports Bar, Into walletsy bing bing
all right. Coming up next, Bee Flotter is here. He's
got another edition of Fast Food Frenzy, trying out fast
food items brand new fast food like limitedition items and
tells you if they're worth it or not. That's coming
up right after Nirvana Happy Tuesday. It's one of five

(01:36:05):
nine the Brew Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
You're listening to Drew and Laura, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:36:13):
Happy Tuesday. Man, I'm done with Righteous Gymstones now. I
don't know what to watch man. I started, it's a
little slower. I feel like I should have done that
one first and then gone into Righteous Jimstones.

Speaker 7 (01:36:27):
Because it's a little bit there's not as many people
and maybe I.

Speaker 3 (01:36:31):
Just don't care, Like Vice Principal isn't like exciting as
like Megachurches.

Speaker 5 (01:36:35):
Yeah, I wonder if you need a palette cleanse from
it since it's a lot of the same characters are
in it, so like you've got them pegged as the
people from Gemstones. So maybe if you like watch something
and then you come back, I.

Speaker 2 (01:36:48):
Think I want to watch that show. I watched the
first episode of that show with h John Hamm on
Now Yeah for.

Speaker 3 (01:36:56):
Your friends, You're a great thing. I really enjoyed it.
I got through season one lickety split.

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
Really, Yeah, the first episode is really good. I just
I got on into other things. So maybe I'll maybe
I'll binge that. I just like, man, I was off
the binge train for a while, Like I wasn't binging shows,
and lately I've just been ripping through them. Yeah, like
I ripped through four seasons of Righteous jim Stones and
what three weeks. Yeah, it's pretty quick.

Speaker 3 (01:37:17):
Obsessed with that show.

Speaker 7 (01:37:19):
Though, to be fair, there's I mean, it's not like
a show in the eighties or ninety where we had
you know, thirty six episodes of season.

Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
Yeah, thirty something. They were talking about the seasons.

Speaker 5 (01:37:28):
Yes, and it's all pretty easy to consume, you know.
The subject man matter is well, it's intense at times,
it's light enough to where you just kind of can
breeze through and not be like.

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
What just happened? Yeah, like you know what happened because
we told you. Yeah, Barry was really good.

Speaker 3 (01:37:42):
You know, a little started. I started Barry and like
I got like halfway through and I just like it
didn't hold my attention towards the end.

Speaker 2 (01:37:50):
People loved that one too. Yeah, I liked it, so
all right, I'll st it out there. It's just about
sniffing around. Bee fodder is here. Good morning soon, Good
morning to everybody rocking your Ramble and rod T shirt
today and your Terry Black's barbecue hat from Austin Taskers.

Speaker 7 (01:38:05):
I could go get some of that today, yeah, Busters
and cutting it for you. Well, I mean, I just
I wouldn't mind just a casual day of just meat
sweating and.

Speaker 5 (01:38:14):
Nothing against the Busters of the world. But Texas barbecue is.

Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
A specially when you're in the state.

Speaker 7 (01:38:19):
Sure, it's just a fun experience. They're all in bad moods.
The food's fantastic mm hm, the good, the bad, and
the ugly. Right, what do you want?

Speaker 16 (01:38:26):
What do you need?

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
Well, beef. Woughter loves himself some fast food. We know
this because we we got to talk to him about those.
There's a couple of things we wanted to talk to
him about this morning. The picture I didn't know this,
like the before and after shot and the one where
you're really thin. It was taken last year, but.

Speaker 7 (01:38:42):
Yeah, it wasn't very long ago.

Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
It was in November, but I think it's not even
like a year ago.

Speaker 7 (01:38:46):
I feel like there's fatter pictures of me than the
one that you use for an example.

Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
But I'm just regardless of what pictures are out there,
Like that's like a big jump. I was surprised that
just you know, the weight gain and just a couple
of mons and twelve pounds.

Speaker 5 (01:38:58):
I put on, so that old picture you were one
hundred and forty something pounds.

Speaker 7 (01:39:04):
I don't I think I was bigger in that photo.

Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
I mean like one, I think there's sixty.

Speaker 7 (01:39:10):
Yeah, there's probably some photos of like maybe first bacon
and beer I was at I was probably one forty
five somewhere in that neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (01:39:17):
Dang, you got that rib cage in there.

Speaker 7 (01:39:19):
Yeah, it's in there. I've put on yeah, a good
hundred pounds.

Speaker 2 (01:39:22):
Yeah, no, it can't be not. I would say, like fifty.

Speaker 7 (01:39:26):
Und I wear oxygen.

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
I know he's probably put on fifty pounds. All jokes said,
do you think you weigh two hundred?

Speaker 7 (01:39:31):
I don't think I weigh two hundred pounds. I don't
feel like I have a two hundred pounds. Say you're
eighty five would be where I put my money.

Speaker 3 (01:39:38):
Well that's that's what I said this morning.

Speaker 7 (01:39:40):
Yeah, yeah, it's about right.

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
But that picture you're one at least one forty or something.

Speaker 3 (01:39:44):
It's like one fifty.

Speaker 7 (01:39:45):
But yeah, I mean it wasn't that long.

Speaker 3 (01:39:46):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
What I'm saying is it's a it's a big it's
a big, big change in just a couple of months.
Big trouble Is that concerning or you're not worried?

Speaker 7 (01:39:54):
When you're serious about what you do, you do it
as hard as you can do.

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
You take your jump yourself. Give you that you want
just dedicated, hard working guys I've ever met. I'll give
you that. We are going to step out of the
way of the train. You do this once a week
on this show. You do it to yourself all day.

Speaker 7 (01:40:08):
Every day. Well, nobody's blaming anybody. I'm just saying it.
This is where we started, This is where I did.

Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
I did place some blame this morning because because we
were all talking about it, and I was like, well
it is maybe it's a little irresponsible of us to
be asking him to do a segment about.

Speaker 2 (01:40:23):
Fast But again, this segment was fueled by his lifestyle,
Like we only came up with it because he loves
fast food so much. And as I was talking about
or smelling like it.

Speaker 7 (01:40:30):
It's all fine.

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
It's all fine by me. I'm aware you smell. Do
you smell Jack of Box Tacos right now? Because I do.

Speaker 7 (01:40:37):
That's you to get me worked out, to come out
of my pores.

Speaker 2 (01:40:41):
I love your face, man.

Speaker 3 (01:40:43):
So what are you gonna talk about today?

Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
Sir?

Speaker 7 (01:40:46):
Are we going now?

Speaker 1 (01:40:47):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:40:47):
No, I want to do the song for us, Kentucky
Fried Chicken in a Pizza Hut, Make DoD make Kentucky
about Chicken.

Speaker 3 (01:40:54):
N a pizza hut, MiG Donald's make don.

Speaker 2 (01:40:58):
Now you may proceed, Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:41:01):
This week hit up the Limited offering at Carls Junior,
which is the Double Sourdough Star. If you're a fan
of the Sourdough Jack.

Speaker 2 (01:41:10):
I love it in the box.

Speaker 7 (01:41:11):
It was one of my favorites back in the day too.
I really enjoyed that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
That and the Ultimate Cheeseburger and my favorites over it.

Speaker 7 (01:41:16):
That round sour dough bread goes a long way with me.
I really find that to be an awesome option.

Speaker 2 (01:41:21):
And Carl's has been in that game forever because.

Speaker 5 (01:41:24):
In college you'd get a free one on the back
of your duck ticket. So it's that they They are
no slouts to the sour dough now and there you.

Speaker 7 (01:41:31):
Know, listen, uh, the CJ's can be a little hit
and miss I'm not gonna I'm not gonna lie about that.

Speaker 3 (01:41:35):
But this one today, dude, but you get it.

Speaker 7 (01:41:39):
This morning, I have this smart.

Speaker 5 (01:41:40):
Okay, and we're criticizing him and he has a tummy
full of fast food.

Speaker 7 (01:41:45):
Whatever. Yeah, nobody's fighting it over here.

Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
Did you have some fries? No, just just went straight
and probably the biggest drink they had had a water
wha fars progress. There is hope, ladies and gentlemen. No
fries just I did the job and a water. I
will say that just getting a burger from any fast
food joint is a different experience. Well, you feel like
you've done something right, like I think I went jogging.

(01:42:11):
But getting just like a double cheese from McDonald's without
the fries, I like it because you taste a burger
more and you don't feel like you're dying afterwards, even
though the fries are delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:42:19):
But I just feels so I can do it without
a drink because I know it's all bs like, it's
just like this costs you two pennies to produce.

Speaker 5 (01:42:25):
Well, it's actually the only way to take them to
the cleaners anymore because fries now they figured out if
you make the fries four dollars, then the meal is eleven.
So if you don't get the fries, the burger is
not a bad deal.

Speaker 7 (01:42:38):
Telling you man, Yeah, it's it's an unbelievable state in
regards to fast food pricing. It's crazy. So the double
sour Dose Star, I gotta say, not a bad offering
coming out of Carls Junior. You got two char boiled
I'll be fat. He's melted American cheese grilled onions, two
slices of bacon, lettuce, tomato, classic sauce, and then a
little mayo on the toasted sour dough. I went light
sauce just because I was dry and didn't need it

(01:43:00):
to be all slippery.

Speaker 2 (01:43:01):
Good decision.

Speaker 7 (01:43:02):
Found that to be a perfect option because it was fine,
but it wasn't overboard and sloppy.

Speaker 2 (01:43:08):
Sometimes it's too sloppy where the bun slides off and
gets all soggy.

Speaker 7 (01:43:11):
This thing was put together as though this employee was
on probation. Everything was perfect, Like you rarely get that
level of I mean, nothing was out of even.

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
It was rap Frankly, limited items should be perfect if
I come for this limited item and it's only for
two weeks and the one day I go and get it,
it's garbage, Like you just failed.

Speaker 7 (01:43:32):
Absolutely, So I felt like it was a great combination.
I liked the like I said, the bread as a
solid option, and man, I'm going seven point eight burgers
on the burger meter. Wow, I think they should keep
it around.

Speaker 2 (01:43:45):
I do love burgers, so it's really good.

Speaker 7 (01:43:48):
They're on a huge push right now. They're pushing everything
in triple So whatever your favorite burger is at Carls Junior.
Now they have a triple version of it. But so
I can get a triple Western Bacon Chi, you can
get the triples star. Whatever you want to do, you
can just meet it up.

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
But you don't get yourself the sourdough slip.

Speaker 3 (01:44:07):
You gotta make sure you go light on the You
learn things in time.

Speaker 7 (01:44:11):
But that's why I always keep them baby wives handy
in the car, cause you never know when you're gonna get.

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
A little You never know when you get sourdough slipped,
and you're gonna need those baby wives this afternoon as well.

Speaker 3 (01:44:19):
So yeah, just still't flush them.

Speaker 2 (01:44:21):
Well, there it is, beef foddered.

Speaker 3 (01:44:22):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:44:22):
How many figures would you.

Speaker 7 (01:44:23):
Give even going seven eight on that one?

Speaker 2 (01:44:25):
Seven eight beef Fergers. That is an impressive, solid number,
solid number.

Speaker 7 (01:44:29):
Not the best thing I've ever had, but one of
the better ones I've had in a while.

Speaker 2 (01:44:32):
You need a tagline, you know, like everybody knows the
rules one but everybody knows the rules.

Speaker 7 (01:44:36):
Yeah, you need a tagline like I don't disagree, I
don't know I would work about that?

Speaker 2 (01:44:42):
What should what should be beef Water's tagline for fast
food Fantasy?

Speaker 7 (01:44:46):
What's not trademarked.

Speaker 3 (01:44:47):
Okay, well yeah, well even though I'm going to the
law with it.

Speaker 2 (01:44:51):
Yeah, take them a card. You could if it is,
you can do a little variation of it. Sure, we
could have people send us a couple of talk back
good one.

Speaker 1 (01:44:59):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:45:00):
While people are sending stuff, if anybody's got something that
they think that they've seen or are curious about, put
it on my radar. I might go check it out.
I need to go hit up that jolly be that is.

Speaker 2 (01:45:08):
On my listb Yeah, you better get that spaghetti with.

Speaker 7 (01:45:12):
Hot dogs in it. Come on, you already know I'm getting.
I hate that.

Speaker 3 (01:45:16):
Well, it's super silly, that's why they got It's just
like reminiscent of our child.

Speaker 5 (01:45:21):
I would there be hot dogs in the spaghetti though.

Speaker 2 (01:45:23):
I hated it mac and cheese. I hated it when
they put it in mac and cheese too. I just
give me my mac and cheese and give me my
hot dog separate. Yeah, that was like that was always
like the white trash kid down the street who did that?

Speaker 7 (01:45:34):
And I get maybe they just were efficient with their time.

Speaker 2 (01:45:37):
Maybe, yeah, they were trying to put a little protein
in that.

Speaker 3 (01:45:40):
Time for two meats. Yeah, I didn't like to taste
of it.

Speaker 5 (01:45:43):
But you know it's funny though that you would put
a hot dog into spaghetti because ground beef, especially when
we were kids, you didn't save any money. It's a
crown beef. You could have had it the right way,
same price.

Speaker 1 (01:45:55):
Very true.

Speaker 2 (01:45:56):
All right, coming up in a few minutes, we're going
to find out what's trending.

Speaker 21 (01:45:59):
Hang on.

Speaker 1 (01:46:01):
Now, what's trending?

Speaker 2 (01:46:03):
Actually, first, before we get to what's trending, some people
chimed in with taglines for your fast food we got
someone said it could it could be a play on
the arby slogan. Make his slogan, we have the beef.

Speaker 5 (01:46:16):
Yeah, it's just Arby's. My if you go big, Arby's
might come for your soul on that one.

Speaker 2 (01:46:22):
We have the meats, we have the beef. We could
do it until we get a season. Desist. Uh, this
one says fat Thor says, if it ain't fast beef
is going to pass. That could be your tagline for
fast foo friends. Like that, but you do need a
tag line about thinking about it? Okay, So how would
you say to be like, this is beef water for
fast food friends.

Speaker 3 (01:46:40):
You can remember.

Speaker 7 (01:46:42):
Sizzle hard.

Speaker 3 (01:46:45):
If it's not fast, it's ass that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:46:49):
Took all right?

Speaker 15 (01:46:50):
No better do.

Speaker 3 (01:46:53):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:46:54):
I'll start trying them every week and we'll see what happens.
If you've got an idea, shoot us a text message
on McLoughlin Cheverlet text line at nine eight one nine seven.

Speaker 13 (01:47:04):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:47:05):
There's so much going on in the news today, stuff
that's trending. Will Smith is trending right now because he
explained why he passed on the movie Inception.

Speaker 3 (01:47:12):
Oh I thought I thought he was going viral because
he was talking about his terrible song that he just puts.

Speaker 2 (01:47:18):
Yeah, it's pretty bad. Will Smith makes the worst movie choices.
I would be a better agent than anyone he's ever had.
I guarantee you, because I know Will Smith well his
career anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:47:27):
I mean, he's done some good movies.

Speaker 2 (01:47:29):
Nothing good since, not that he hasn't done anything good since. I'meone.

Speaker 3 (01:47:34):
The Inception came out what like fifteen years ago.

Speaker 5 (01:47:37):
There is one, the one he won the Oscar for,
even though he ruined it with a pink Richard.

Speaker 3 (01:47:42):
That was a good movie. Also, the Pursuit of Happiness.

Speaker 2 (01:47:46):
I love that movie.

Speaker 7 (01:47:47):
What was his last movie? I feel like.

Speaker 3 (01:47:52):
He was in some it was wasn't it about like emancipation?
Wasn't it wasn't that it? He had another one that
can be way bigger, but then because of the slap,
it got kind of tainted.

Speaker 2 (01:48:05):
You're right, Inception is fifteen years old, which is so crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:48:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:48:08):
Right, and that's a mistake you remember forever. Yeah, it's
it's kind of like Matt Damon when he turned down
the avatar.

Speaker 2 (01:48:16):
Will Smith passed on the Matrix. He was offered the
Morpheus character, and you know what he took instead, Wild
Lord West, brilliant. Yeah, it's just waiting. It's gaining traction.

Speaker 3 (01:48:26):
And also I can't I can't picture Will Smith is Morpheus, though.

Speaker 2 (01:48:32):
I'm glad it's not here. Me too. Will Smith also
passed on Django Unchained, which was a great film. He
just makes dumb movies.

Speaker 16 (01:48:40):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:48:41):
Here's Will Smith revealing that he was offered the role
an Inception.

Speaker 13 (01:48:44):
I don't think I've ever even said it publicly before,
and I'm going to say it now because we're opening
up to one another. Yeah, Chris Nolan brought me Inception first,
and I didn't get it, did Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:48:56):
It says he didn't get it. But this says that
he passed on the movie. Well if he maybe he.

Speaker 3 (01:49:00):
Didn't, Nolan brought him the movie, you'd think that it
was his if he wanted.

Speaker 2 (01:49:04):
And why would you not? Yeah, but exactly why would
you not want to be in a Christopher Nolan movie.
They're almost guaranteed to be hits.

Speaker 5 (01:49:10):
But it could be as simple as I don't get it,
as in, like I read the script.

Speaker 2 (01:49:15):
He didn't get it.

Speaker 3 (01:49:16):
That's like where we're going, what it was.

Speaker 2 (01:49:18):
I believe that very like he just doesn't because it
is a very like you have to see it.

Speaker 3 (01:49:24):
Yeah, reading the script, I can see how it would
be very confused.

Speaker 2 (01:49:27):
This is puzzling thing. That's why someone who's smarter or
just like knows better movies just needs to say this
is what you should do.

Speaker 5 (01:49:33):
And that's the problem. I don't think he is letting
somebody else make the decisions. He's failing himself, Like I got.

Speaker 7 (01:49:39):
It, dude, No you don't.

Speaker 2 (01:49:41):
That's how we get after Earth with his kid. Yeah,
garbage that was.

Speaker 3 (01:49:44):
And also he's like, no, guys, trust me, Jada is
the woman for me.

Speaker 2 (01:49:48):
No, another bad decision.

Speaker 3 (01:49:51):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:49:52):
No, No, that's just there's nothing else, just so he
does like he's like emasculated with her and all of
his poor movie choices.

Speaker 5 (01:50:02):
And just to think that the mountain that this man
was on, he spent a long time in a land
of can do no wrong and he found a way
off of that.

Speaker 23 (01:50:10):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:50:11):
Also, do you guys see the video that went viral
of the tourists that damaged the crystal covered van gocho
What what happened wrong? So it said I'm using this
beautiful crystal covered chair like someone spent the time I
have van Go spent the time made this beautiful crystal
colored chair. The video, this is security video shows his
tourist and his wife. The tourist goes and just he

(01:50:31):
sits on it and just immediately collapsed. Oh yeah, and
he gets up and takes off and now they're they're
looking for him because I don't know who the guy is.

Speaker 7 (01:50:40):
So why would that not be roped off?

Speaker 1 (01:50:42):
Though?

Speaker 7 (01:50:42):
When I saw that video, I went like, do we
just not protect it?

Speaker 3 (01:50:45):
Okay? But like how many like how there probably was
like some sort of signage something or like do not touch,
Like we are adults, we should be trusted when a
sign says do not touch. It means do not touch.

Speaker 2 (01:50:57):
I agree with that, but when it's like, you know,
the pieces worth like ten million dollars or whatever it is,
it should have a little rope. That's how a kid
goes over to that big vase, remember, and knocked it
over and smashed it. Rope it off.

Speaker 5 (01:51:08):
Yeah, when I went too comfortable, when I went to
the louver, you know where the Mona Lise is. They
are not taking chances on most things. And I feel
like all things, especially if it's ancient and can't be
replaced where that artist is not alive anymore. We are
supposed to be civilized, but I don't trust the like
the ten percent.

Speaker 2 (01:51:26):
Who don't get it.

Speaker 3 (01:51:27):
Yeah, you go ahead and wrote me off for them,
and I do think you're right, true, because it's more
than ten percent. I was even at the grotto, which
you don't think of, like there's it's not like a museum,
like a lot of valuables in there where that you
can't touch whatever. But there was this one statue, one
statue at the tippy top of the elevator signs everywhere,
do not touch the statue. People were going up to it,

(01:51:50):
touching it. Sitting on it. I'm just like kidding, just
don't come.

Speaker 5 (01:51:56):
Yeah, Like if you're and I'm not a big art guy,
like I don't just go sit and stare and go
mm hmm. But if you don't respect art, don't go inside.

Speaker 3 (01:52:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:52:05):
Those the same people who cut you off in traffic.
That's it's true. I just don't it's all full circle.

Speaker 7 (01:52:10):
Necessarily enjoy the mentality of people looking at rules and
just going like that's on a plas.

Speaker 3 (01:52:15):
Yeah, I hear you.

Speaker 2 (01:52:17):
But you know, well, the good thing is he fell
on his ass in the video.

Speaker 3 (01:52:20):
It's I was going to say that probably was not comfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:52:25):
Chances are they going to catch the guy and shame him,
and that's that's what you get, you know. But with
that said, museums need to rub some things off. You
need to take you know, you need to protect your
your your artifacts a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:52:36):
I do hope that it's more than shame, because that
was probably worth a pretty penny. Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:52:41):
It broke away like a like a Bavy chair.

Speaker 7 (01:52:43):
Yeah, it was like somebody pushed a button and it
exploded up.

Speaker 2 (01:52:49):
I love it is he do we know if he's American?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:52:54):
Spread the word one guess yes, probably all right.

Speaker 2 (01:52:59):
You check all that stuff out at one oh five
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Show podcast here in a few minutes. It'll be online
at around eleven am. We'll see you tomorrow. It's Tannerdre
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Speaker 1 (01:53:10):
Bye.