All Episodes

April 29, 2025 104 mins
On today's show we continued our discussion about who would win in a fight between a Gorilla and 100 men. We also had a brand new Who's The A Hole and we did our final preperations for our One Man March coming up tomorrow morning. 
Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Near listing or Drew of you, Drew and Laura, Hey,
good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
It is Tuesday, April twenty ninth, twenty twenty five, Tanner,
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
We are live now.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
And tomorrow is the big day, ladies and gentlemen. I
am so excited for our good friend Beef Water to
make the big trek from the radio station here and
tigered all the way to the Motor Center on foot.
He's got to do it in under four hours.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
It's about what would we say, ten miles ten tennish miles.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Up to ten point four as the longest we've seen.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, and I think I think he's going to do
it quicker than we think. We do have a bet
going like between everyone in the studio. There's like fifteen
minute window increments, right, So I've got I think he'll
get there maybe earlier than we think. So I just
went for nine to nine fifteen.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
That's the time I chose. Would you guys choose again?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
I've got, well, I think Court's got nine to fifteen
to nine thirty it's going chronologically. Then I've got nine
thirty nine forty five and Laura's got the closer.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Okay, yeah, yeah, and then the winter. Yeah, we put
twenty bucks in there. In the winter, we'll get that money,
but then they'll turn around and immediately give it back
to Autism Society of Oregon.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Make it rain because they need it.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
This is Autism Awareness Month, and this is why Beefwater's
doing this. It's a really great thing. You know, he's
got an autistic kid and this is near and dear
to his heart. Yeah, and a lot of other people
in the country, you know. I mean a lot of
people are going through this and have autistic kids and
you need to realize that there's resources out there. So
this is what we're doing. And so if you can donate,
today's a big day for.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
This, right Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
So not only can you go to the website one
off five nine in the brew dot com and click the
Beefwater one men March link to donate to Autism Society
of Oregon, but you can go to shake.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Shack that's right, yeah, at a Bridgeport village, Yeah, correct, Tigered.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
So that's all day today. So from ten thirty am
to ten pm, I can go in and either use
a little kiosk, a little little self check out situation
and enter the code donate when you check out, and
or you can go up to the front desk and
dine in and ask about beef Water there too, and
say you want to support the cause, and they will

(02:12):
put twenty five percent.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Of that sale towards the effort.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
So pretty cool. I think beef Water is gonna be
out there from four to six. I think Drew, you're
going to be stopping by as well.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna go eat there. Just go
have dinner, take the kids as well. Yeah, and then
let the girls have a shake. You know, you don't
always throw the shake in it because it shakes them up.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
But I always go to the shake or get a
shake at Shakeshack.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I mean, if it's in your name, better be delicious.
And they are.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
They are very very good.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
So yeah, so I'll let them bounce off the walls
a little bit for a good cause.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
We appreciate them.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
I really do appreciate Shakeshack stepping up and doing that.
So that's all day today, and people are showing the
love for beef Fatter this morning.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
All right, come on, brew Crewe beef Watter needs us.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
We can do it.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Come on now, whether you donate five bucks or five
thousand bucks, give what you can.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
We're behind you.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Beef watered.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
She's you know, she's supporting it, and I re appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
I really appreciate it. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, and what's
hard to see it?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
What's our total up.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
To, Laura?

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Our total is up to.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh oh oh two thousand, nine hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Right, we're gonna hit three grand today then.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, for sure, I mean here in a few minutes,
I would imagine. Right, yeah, so go if you can
donate one oh five nine in the brude dot com And
we appreciate everyone who's done that already. In the meantime,
let's do this.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Let's get it. No story.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
That's where we go around the room sharing what we
think the biggest stories of the day are.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Who wants to go first?

Speaker 3 (03:47):
I could go this is pretty I think it's funny
and ridiculous. The big story is the Navy loses a
sixty million dollars jet at sea. Well, how do you
do something like that? Well, it fell off an aircraft carrier.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, whoops.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
In a statement, the Navy said the FA eighteen E
Super Hornet fighter that's got a long name was under
tow in the hangar bay of the USS Harry Truman
when the aircraft just rolled off the carrier and sank
below the waves, just rolled off. Now, all crew members

(04:24):
are fine and one sailor had minor injuries, probably trying
to save it at the last second. Yeah, but an
investigations underway. Sixty million dollars just to the bottom of
I love to.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Hear that interview. How did you let the ten million
dollar airplane fall off the hangar?

Speaker 6 (04:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
How did you let that happen?

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Sir? Yeah, somebody's gonna I don't know, like who gets
fire for someone?

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Someone sixty million dollars Unless it's a technical issue, someone's
gonna have to.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Pay, so yeah, maybe, yeah, maybe more than one. You're
in the Navy.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
You're not fired, right, you're discharge.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
That's right? Is that a dishonorable discharge? Probably letting a
sixty million dollars playing fall in.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, I would imagine, Yeah, an embarrassing discharge.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Not a lot of honor in that.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
I think the big story is speaking of not a
lot of honor. Ditty. His trial starts next week On Monday.
He faces charges of course of racketeering, conspiracy, sex trafficking,
and transportation to engage in prostitution. But his defense has
an interesting tactic here. They say he is innocent because

(05:27):
he was wasted during his freak offs. So basically, he
didn't have the mental capacity to commit all these crimes
while under the influence. It's not his fault that all
this terrible stuff happened because he was drunk and high
and whatever else. Obviously, the prosecutors have filed their opposition

(05:48):
to this. Not only do they think his mental state
is irrelevant, they also object because his doctor, who's a
Columbia professor, has never even personally examined Diddy. He's just
taking the word of other people. Yeah, they're grassmen at
straws at this point, but should be interesting to watch.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Go look at Ditty's last mugshot. His eyes are so
damn close together. I mean, I swear to God, it's
like they're touching. They're touching each other.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Is his hair gray? Now? Like you would think that
since he or is he allowed to have banned for
men and all his products?

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Like the point doubt it.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
I don't know, because he's old. I mean, he's an
old dude, he doesn't have his amenities, eyes close together,
crazed hair are what are we going to see?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
I think the big story of the day is I
don't know if he saw the news, but it was
a massive power outage that hit Spain, Portugal and other
parts of France. It was unprecedented power outage that struck Spain,
Portugal and other parts of southern France yesterday, disrupting life
from millions across the area. The blackout began at around
twelve thirty pm local time, and the outage crippled public

(06:50):
transportation systems, including subways and trains. It halted air travel
and knocked out traffic lights, ATMs and even mobile networks.
People couldn't use their phones. Hospitals had to going backup generators,
they had to reschedule surgeries. Well, I mean, this was
a nightmare, and they don't really know exactly what it is.
They say possible technical failures or a rare atmospheric phenomena.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Oh man, I always loved that, oh you know, the phenomenon. Sure.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
I think there's some people thinking that it might be
a cyber attack, even and of course they won't say
that right away because the don't want anybody to panic
and also give the guy who did it the satisfaction
I would imagine. But there's a good chance if that's
a cyber attack.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah, I know. That's the one thing that sucks about technology.
Back in the day, when everything was a lever and a.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Pulley and a Remember when you go to like h J. C.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Penny back in the day and your MoMA did your
credit card and she'd have to they'd have to put
it in that little metal thing, And that was before
they found out you were committed credit card fraud.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
The paper trail, you could really live it up for
a while, truly.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
I mean, really think about how many people got away
with fraud back then before it was all digital.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Because how many times was somebody's job to go through
those and they're like, I'm just gonna put this stack.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and take mister Walter's information.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
All right, thank you sir.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
But it is kind of freaky. I hope that doesn't
happen here. But from what I understand, we're on some
you know, old old stuff too. I mean, look at
remember when Texas had a nice storm and the whole
place went down, So.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeah, might be back to the Shah Dunk Sha dunks.
Yeah pretty soon.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
This hours keyword for your chance at one grand from
the Cash Squatch is happy, as in, winning a thousand
dollars would.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Make me pretty happy. That's right for a little bit.
Then that money's immediately gone to bills and groceries. Of course.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
The keywords happy one of five nine to per dot
com good luck.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura Drew and Laura
all right.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I don't know if you saw the interview with Bill
Belichick on I think it was CBS Sunday Morning, and
it was super awkward because his girlfriend, you know, he's
seventy three, his girlfriend's twenty four. Uh at one point, okay,
for one, he's giving the interview in a ripped up sweater.
We all know that Bill Belichick dresses like he's in
his pajamas half the time. But you're going to be
a national television can you not put on a decent shirt?

Speaker 3 (09:10):
And I don't under trendy, bro, I don't understand it.
He's always looks like he's got moths like eating at
his gear and his dresser.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Like it's not like I was like, ohow, I just
want I do like I don't understand it. Just put
on a decent shirt, just show respectful.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Probably he probably spent four hundred dollars on that torn
up shirt.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
I don't know, like he'll wear He'll just like cut
a sweatshirt and happen wear it like.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
It does look intentionally cut.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
I'll be honest.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
So he's he's a chopper. I don't know if he's
just really bad at crafts.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
It's like DIY project's gone wrong sideways.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
But Bill Belichick's doing the interview and they ask him
about his girlfriend, and his girlfriend's lurking in the corner
of the room. She's here, and she's interrupting the interview,
and it is so awkward because Bill's just kind of
like letting her do it. He's like his balls are checked.
Bill Belichick's balls are being checked. So is this on
a podcast or a radio bro a television CBS Sunday Morning,

(10:03):
Oh wow, it's all this is national television. This is
like a legitimate reporter. I don't know the guy's name,
but you'll you'd recognize his face. But he yeah, he
goes and and and interviews and like remember when they
were interviewing r Kelly A sorry Eric r Kelly's two girlfriends,
and he was like in the corner, hiding behind a curtain.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Oh yeah, super awkward.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
This gives me those vibes where she's lurking in the
corner and she's like, you know.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Why is she allowed in there interview?

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Because isn't she like part of the thing now, Like,
isn't she she like team management, Like, isn't she a part.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Of the But whether you're a part of the staff
or not, you don't have the assistant coaches in there,
you know, Like, if I'm.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
You're not boning the assistant coach.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
That's true. But if I'm Bill Belichick, it's my job
to be professional and give the interview.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
And stead, he showed up in rip clothes and his
girlfriend in tow anyway, she she broke she like, you know,
interrupted the interview and when he asked where they met
because it is kind of interesting.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Well, because they can't really talk about that.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, here's the clue.

Speaker 7 (11:05):
Everybody in the world seems to be following this relationship.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
They've got an opinion about your private life.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
It's got nothing to do with them, but they're invested
in it. How do you deal with that?

Speaker 8 (11:15):
Never been too worried about what everybody else? Thanks, just
to try to do what I feel like is that's
for me? And what's right?

Speaker 5 (11:21):
How did you guys meet?

Speaker 9 (11:23):
Not talking about this?

Speaker 2 (11:24):
No? No, it's a topic. Neither one of them is
comfortable commenting on. No, that's not suspicious at all.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, not at all. I mean part of me is like, okay,
like what was what was the subject matter of the interview?

Speaker 4 (11:37):
It couldn't have been about their relationship? Was that all
it was about?

Speaker 1 (11:40):
No?

Speaker 3 (11:40):
No, this direction is interesting.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
I think it sounds like everything was on the table.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Though, But like for me, like and Bill Belichick obviously
should be speaking for himself and nobody else should be
speaking for him in this situation. But it's like, I
don't want to talk about my relationship, Like I'm not
here to talk about my relationship. But she shouldn't have interjected.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Who cares he did? And you know, this an interview
with your public figure, you're seventy three date in a
twenty four year old they're going to ask about it, right, Oh,
they're going to ask about it if they're good reporters
are going to ask about it. But like the fact
that she's just Yoko Ono ing in the in the background.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
She's sabotaging it because if he says everything's fine, it's
not as awkward as her interjecting from left field. We're
not going to talk about it, And she guess that
means like, oh, it's awkward then.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
And she gives the dude, she gives the camera. It's
either the cameraman or him. I could like she could
she could be giving Bill Belichick this look that it's
ice cold and gives me the chills. It's just like
altern you stone this look. Oh no, and come look
at it. It's just they used it as the thumbnail
of the video for Entertainment Tonight, of course, and she
just has this you know, resting bitch face.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Am I wrong?

Speaker 3 (12:47):
I see?

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Oh yeah, she's not. She's not talking about it. That's uh,
that's what that faces.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
But my guess is like the they met when she
was under eighteen or something.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
This is that you don't want to talk about. So
they let's I know.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
I think they're family friends or something.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Well, okay, so the originally I'm on tmz uh. They've
been dating since twenty twenty one, so how old is
whoa twenty four? Yeah, okay, so that's already problematic. They
met apparently on a flight from Boston to Florida, so
they met on an airplane. But I think he knew
her in high school.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah, come on, dude, that's why you don't want to
talk about it, because it's creepy and you know.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
It and possibly against the law.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Like well, now it's against a lot if they hooked
up when they're under ages.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Right, it's creepy if you knew.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Her as a child and you were sixty.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Now what is that called?

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Groomy?

Speaker 9 (13:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:40):
What are you doing?

Speaker 10 (13:40):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (13:41):
What are you doing?

Speaker 6 (13:41):
Man?

Speaker 8 (13:42):
But I mean to worry about what everybody else thanks,
just to try to do what I feel like is
that's for me? And what's right?

Speaker 5 (13:48):
How did you guys meet? Not talking about this?

Speaker 11 (13:51):
No, no, it's a topic neither your ball comfortable commenting on.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
I mean, put them back in your.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
I love how the reporter reaffirms he's like, no, it's
gonna be a negative.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, yeah, like you got a little scared, Like no, no, man,
it's just like it's very sad for I think, like
very pathetic for Bill. Like, dude, you got to get control.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
And he used to deny interviews or just basically shut
down reporters. He shouldn't have brought her here. This was
a This was a bad decision.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
He's a weird guy. Man, Bill Belichick is a weird.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
But I also think she's probably more involved than any
of us know.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah, she seems like maybe she's a little controlling.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
She's been accused of interjecting too much at practice and
at North Carolina where he.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Just got That doesn't seem like it's gonna go well either.
Twenty four year old girl around all these college boys
and well and trying to be the boss, Like, that's
not gonna go well. I mean, even if she isn't
like being sketchy with them, she's not qualified. Yeah, I
would be the head of a university's football team in any.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Way, I wouldn't be worried about her doing anything with
the players.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
But she likes them, Why would she not be worried
about that. I bet a lot of guys worried about
that either, and then boom, they're cheated.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, but I'm just I'm just saying I think she's
got a mission here, and she sees she sees she's
got eye on the prize, So I don't think I
hear she's focused.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
I think she'll try to run the football team, for sure,
I hear you.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
But people also have needs, and Bill Belichick is a
big lump, and then she's around all these muscular, sweatything.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Anything can happen. I think she'll likely cheat on him
the most with his bank account. She will, she will
have sex with that thing all day long. I think
she'll be close to the end she doesn't start swating.
What's the word is she's start to well. I mean
she was definitely not her last man.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
No, she'll wait for him to die, take all of
his money, and then go live the lists she's always wanted.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
I'm just saying she was a bit sketchy, and I
think there's a good chance of cheating. She's around all
these young dudes.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
And she was forced to grow up too quick.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah I wouldn't, I am telling you.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
I mean, yeah, anybody with eyes like that.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah, it's it's sketchy, but well, god speed to Bill
Belichick and his future ex girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Right now, he's just like, I'm just gonna ride this
till it bucks me.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
What happens? I mean, I think he's going to wifer up.
I mean all of his friends, all of his friends
are going to be like, bro, don't it's not gonna
end well. But it's not gonna end well.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
If it reminds me of the guy the old the
guy from Green Mile who married the teenager Percy. I mean,
it doesn't end well. It turns into like a story
of hell.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
I can't I don't know if one of these that
worked out. But you know who knows, be Sleen d On.
There he got but that's still yeah, that's that's extremely creepy, weird.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
They also don't want to talk about it.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
And then who's that one girl, Courtney Stodd. That's anyway
more on that story.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
If you want to check out the clip one O
five nine the Brunot. While you're there, enter this hours keyword.
You could score yourself a grand from the cash Squatch.
They'll take you less than thirty seconds and it'll be
the easiest thousand you've ever made. The keyword is happy.
Log on one of five nine the dot com another
keyword happy.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
And now Bruce Sports Bruce Sports. Here's Drew.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Well.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
I'm not sure if it's always a great idea to
make the playoffs, when you scratch your way in, you know,
the Blazers were trying to do that to get into
the play in and then maybe you could get into
the eighth seed and then maybe you could grind. Well,
that's what Miami did. It was a pretty impressive ride.
What happened when they got to the playoffs swept And

(17:40):
yesterday I went to turn on the game and I
pulled my phone out just to see what the score was.
First quarter, they were already down by nearly thirty. They
lost the game by fifty five. Tyler Harrow called it embarrassing.
Go head home, lick their wounds and try to reload
for next season. The Warriors extended their lead as Fred
Van Fleet shot at the buzzer just barely missed as

(18:04):
the Warriors and Steph Curry win one oh nine to
one oh six and go up three games to one.
So no bags packed, they're quite yet. But someone who's
packing their bags and maybe heading to Sacramento, Shaquille O'Neal
has agreed to be the general manager of the Sacramento
State basketball team. Now it seems like a head scratcher.

(18:26):
It's because his son shaq Kere, is going to school there,
and so he will actually work for free and take
an unpaid role in the first season as general manager.
It'd be cool if they could make a run. His
kid just transferred there from Florida, A and M. There's
your sports.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Thank you much.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
All right, you've gotten till seven o'clock to get this
hour's keyword in and pick up one thousand dollars in cash.
The keyword is happy, So do this on your cell
phone or your desktop. It'll take your less than thirty seconds.
One oh five nine inbre dot com, enter the keyword
happy and you could score one thousand dollars. All right, Yeah,
yesterday kind of at the tail end of the show,
we started talking about this thing that's viral on the
internet right now. Who would win in a fight? One

(19:06):
hundred men versus one gorilla? Who would win in a fight?
Would the gorilla tear these dudes apart? Or would the
men over time beat the gorilla down. We got a
lot of messages yesterday. Would even get a chance to
get to We'll play some of these and take your
calls next.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
Now, what's trending?

Speaker 2 (19:24):
So you may have heard it already, but I've got
the prank call that those kids made to Shador Sanders, Oh,
making him think that he was getting get drafted by
the Saints.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
And when this call comes in, he's already two rounds
late of when he was supposed to be drafted.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Yeah, so he's waiting for the call for days. He
even says that in the clip, which is it's hot, dude.
I feel he listens. Just a lot of people think
that he's entitled and that you know, that he deserved
to get, you know, drafted to the Browns. But like,
I do feel bad for him.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Honestly. I blame his dad though, for putting all those
ideas in his head and.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Retired his number before the draft.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah, he's just a bit entitled and definitely thinks like
he's a little too big for his breeches or whatever
that whatever it is, but like.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
He's also a product of his environment and kind of
still a kid.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yeah, and I saw a lot of people you know,
like going and he deserves it.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
He deserves it.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
But when I hear this call, I do feel bad
just because you know, he says it rolled off his back.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
He didn't let it affect him, but it had to
be a bit embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
These kids called him, making him think that they were
I think that it's actually the son of the Atlanta
Falcons defensive coordinator.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Which is that embarrassing for him? How mad is that?

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Dad?

Speaker 12 (20:31):
So?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
But like, how old are these kids? They look like
they're in college. It looks like a dormal.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
They're at the let's make YouTube videos age.

Speaker 9 (20:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah, And so they break call him and this is
what happened is this is Mickey Glimus here, the gam
of the New Orleans Saints.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Are many good man, I've been waiting on you like
I've been sitting here.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
You know, and he's thinking maybe I'm a fit for
the Saints.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
Oh yeah, we have.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
It's been a long wait, man. Uh, we're gonna take
you with our next spaper out here.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
Man.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
There's a dude in the background who's listening to it
all with his hands in his face, like.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
I can't believe this is happening.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Just cooked.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
You know. He's in the shot, so he's probably in trouble.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Yeah, oh yeah, we have.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
It's been a long wait, man.

Speaker 13 (21:23):
Uh, We're gonna take you with our next spaper out here.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Man, but you're gonna have to wait a little bit longer, man, Sorry, that's.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Gonna hang out.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
That's the end.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
The impression isn't even any good. No, like, you know,
and and she do or probably doesn't know much on
the other end of a cell phone call.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
But well, he had a lot of people in the
room too. You know, maybe he didn't really hear the guy,
but he sounds like a kid, you know.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Yeah, he didn't sound like he's in general manager position.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
He was probably just like he was so happy to
get a call finally.

Speaker 9 (21:58):
Right.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Oh yeah, he's just you're just here and you just
heard Saints. What a bummer, But now you're a Brown.

Speaker 6 (22:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
I don't know what's worse.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
I would much rather be a Saint.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, I know what's worth embarrassed?

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Okay, yeah, national At least he did get drafted at
the end, because it would have been even worse.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
He just like drafted at all.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
I mean, it was pretty late. And there's also the
rumors that because the owner of the Browns is friends
with Dion Sanders.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Oh it was a favor, that there may have been
a favor there.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
They have five quarterbacks on the roster, there was no
business taking another one, so that there is the rumor
that they just pulled him off the board because they
were going to stop.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Okay, so like but like why because I, for some reason,
I think it was just on when I turned on
the TV. So I wouldn't have normally watched the draft,
but I turned it on and they were about to
make Alliance pick and I was like, oh, I guess,
I guess I'll watch some of this. But they were
like they said something about like they thought he was
going to go in the first round, like there was
only like there was only a three percent chance that

(23:01):
he was still gonna be around in this second round.
And I'm like, but like, what has this kid done?
Like I heard that he was like I heard because
he's Dion's kid.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
I heard during interviews, like the people soured on him
during interviews, like he was just cocky and entitled and
like you didn't look at the guys in the face.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
And yeah, well he also didn't allow any team to
interview him if they weren't in the top five. You know,
so and you're projected to be a top ten to top
twenty pick, you need to sit down and now it's
time to go to work.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
I feel like that was a message. I feel like
they were sitting him a message.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yeah, and that happens, you know, and it happens sometimes
for all the right or wrong reasons. But you can
from history the NFL is like a brotherhood and if
you cross them, yeah, they shut you out.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Well, we'll put that link online if you want to
check out the video. It's actually online now if you
want to see it. One A five nine the Brute
dot Com. Uh, if you want to win a thousand dollars,
here's the keyword for this hour, You'll have one hour
to get this keyword in, so don't waste any time.
Good luck on winning one thousand.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
You're listening to Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Drew and Laura got a talk back to our iHeart
Radio AB sent us one anytime you.

Speaker 14 (24:07):
Guys were talking about the gorilla versus the one hundred men,
and then earlier you're giving away the Creed tickets.

Speaker 15 (24:11):
He missed an opportunity to have with arms ripped right
off humber those home lot.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
I suppose we did miss that opportunity rip right off.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
He had to kind of roll that one.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yeah, we will have Creed tickets here in a excuse me,
about twenty minutes or so we're gonna play what is it,
the staff attack? Yeah, where two listeners will get on
the phone to see who can do the best Scotch
strap impression.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, Attack of the Staff.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
I'm her little staff Laura.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Hell with arms, what old hell hell? That's all Like,
that's all I got is that. My only requirement for
staff attack is that you gotta do the little thing
at the end.

Speaker 6 (24:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
I don't think he actually does that.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
I don't think so either. I think I just like
combined like.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, a little bit of a little bit of James
Headfield there.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Yeah. So yeah, we're gonna have.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Those tickets here in a few minutes to make sure
you're listening. So yesterday, in the nine o'clock hour, so
close to the end of the show, yesterday, we started
talking about this viral debate. So someone on the internet,
I think it's on Reddit or somebody posted the question
could one hundred men beat a gorilla in a fight?

Speaker 1 (25:15):
One gorilla versus one hundred men?

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Who would win hand to hand combat?

Speaker 2 (25:20):
And it's like, dude, the debating on the internet just
like it's been going on for I feel like a
week now.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah, and people are fired up.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
You go and read the comments, and there are like
scientific breakdowns and you know, trying to like they break
down the biology of the of the animal. Yeah yeah,
and like they show you why they think that the
animal would rip a person apart.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Well, when we were looking it up yesterday, some of
the stats are staggering on what they can do in
the short term.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
I mean just like what they can be three to
five hundred pounds. They're yoked without working out.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
They can throw eighteen hundred pounds, they can lift four
thousand pounds.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Their skins really thick, they got all this stuff.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
They have the ridiculous next.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
But one hundred men, you know, yes, some of these dudes,
if not most, are going to get get you know,
be you know, killed, if they're getting gulage Maine, severely injured, whatever.
But I think in the end, one hundred men could
take down one gorilla. I just feel like their strength
in numbers and over time, you know, the grill is

(26:20):
gonna get tired. You know, you're going to tie these things.
They're big and muscular, but they don't have endurance.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yeah, we looked that up on Chad GPT and so
they don't have they don't have the durance they have
a lot of endurance.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
They can get they get tired easily. I mean they
most of the days just sitting around doing.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
True in the you know, in the gorilla's defense there,
we don't have a ton of sample size on long
battles for them because they don't ever fight them. Yeah,
did they always?

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Didn't Tyson want to fight a gorilla or was that
a tiger he wanted to fight? I want to fight,
wouldn't gorilla?

Speaker 3 (26:49):
I wouldn't be surprised if he challenged.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
I think he went to like the San Diego Zoo
and said he wanted to fight the gorillas or something.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
I mean, it's fair enough, but hey, I don't get
a Netflix subscription to I.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Think gorilla often only fights for thirty seconds because that's
all it needs. Now it doesn't I don't think many
gorillas have been up against one hundred men.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
I think somebody said yesterday, and this is really the
only way I can see it happening, because I'm definitely
team gorilla on this one. But somebody said yesterday, you
got to go for the eyes, and I think if
you get out, like if you were able to gouge
his eyes out, then we're talking exactly.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
Yeah, can you hit him with the sto You gotta
make that.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Thing while you're doing it.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Don't They say that with sharks? Are you poke them
in the eyes?

Speaker 1 (27:33):
You just bop them in the nose.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
You're just like but anytime you go for an eyeball,
we all know that that's going to devastate most animals.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
But what do you think one hundred men versus one gorilla?
Who wins in the fight? Eight sixty six four four
five one five nine. You can also send us a
text message on a McLoughlin Chevrolet text line at nine seven.
This text message comes to us from five zero seven
three says numbers are always going to win. It's why
the pack of hyenas can take down a lion, or

(28:01):
r coyotes can take down an elk. Imagine one hundred
rats attacking you at once. I agree with that. I
read this book called the Iceman. It's about the Iceman Killer,
and he would, you know, he murdered like two hundred
people or something like this for the mob and to
get rid of bodies.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
He would just leave them in rat.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Caves and come back six six to eight hours later,
and the whole body would be bones, everything.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
But I think the difference here that maybe this person
is not considering is that hyenas have teeth that they
latch on with.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
Rats have teeth.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
I think that's why it's so hard to get them
off of you or off of a lion. But we
I mean, we're not going to take down a gorilla
by biting through its skin. You know what humans have
n gorilla powerful, super powerful.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
I will I will listen, money's been tight, I will
rip that.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
I think you raise a good point or whoever's point
that is that that the mass number is going to
overwhelm you because because not just the rats. Like think
about like a little monkey or something where if you
put it next to me, of course you're gonna bet
that I'm gonna beat a little monkey to death. But
a hundred of them crawling all over my back, right

(29:09):
or you know, up your arms and you're you're you're
focused on one on your leg and they're on your.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Neck, Yeah, you're not gonna be able to take care
of it all.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Hey, I'm taking this one off and drink them up.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Let's go to Syrian Steve. Good morning, Syrian Steve, Good.

Speaker 16 (29:22):
Morning, guys.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
How are we doing today, very well, happy Tuesday.

Speaker 9 (29:26):
I'm putting my life saving on a gorilla. Yeah, there
is no Yeah, oh dude, but if I'm that son
of a gun grasps somebody's ankles, he's gonna start swinging
that man time.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
That would be I would like to see that, Actually
I would.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
I would be tactic I hadn't thought of. But again
we're thinking.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
We're not talking tiny little, skinny, scrawny dudes, all right,
We're talking to beefers, one hundred strong warriors, American gladiator
type guys.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah, nitros out there.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Gorilla lazer. If a gorilla picks one of those dudes
up and starts.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
The girl is not going to pick up an American gladiator,
I think.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Well, and when he picks them up, he's just the
foot falls off. You can't you can't treat it like
a Looney Tunes cartoon where he's just bopping them with
one dead dude.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
He can swing Drew around, but I don't think you
can pick up Americans, not American. I'm pretty sure he
could throw any human Americans.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Drew said he could pick up four thousand pounds.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Yeah, the gorilla.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Okay, I understand. Yeah, I was about to say, Jesus uh.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
I, I don't think that he doesn't.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
Yeah, go ahead, sorry.

Speaker 16 (30:36):
I mean, even though he doesn't swing around, he's going
to pick up somebody and throw it at you know,
other people. And you know when they these things, man,
if you watch them when they fight, they like hop
around and swing around and something like that. And they
can reach their back if somebody on their back, they
can reach.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Back if you if you they also panic.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
If you've seen them in a little in a little
play structures, if you've seen them fight, they're also kind
of panic. The go everywhere with the hundred men coming
from all directions. That monkey, sorry, that gorilla is not.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Going to We're not talking gorilla.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
I'm just saying, any gorilla there. When you're when one
hundred dudes you're upset about their emotions and their wives
and whatever the hell else is going on in their life, Well.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
You don't know what's going on in that gorilla's life.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Maybe he's got some.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Of that, maybe, but one hundred, one hundred pissed off
dudes are going to take down. I'm saying maybe seventy
five of those are going to die. I admit, most
of these dudes are going to.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Get tore off the cost of war.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
But eventually he's going to tire out, and that's when
you that's when you beat him to death. All right,
thank you Siri and Steve uh you kurbstof American History
X that gorilla.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
I hate that scene.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
It's a tough scene.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Let's go to Blake good morning.

Speaker 17 (31:41):
I'd say if we had like still te six, the
nineteen ninety eight Pistons, the jail Blazers, Oh yeah, Dave Batista,
you know, I think maybe it maybe could go down,
but not like just a room of PCC kids.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
We're just trying to find out.

Speaker 17 (32:00):
I want John Jones and brock lesnar out there with
me and this month you might have something to talk about.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
And that's a good point. You get some of these
guys who are, you know, pretty violent. It is going
to be a lot. I don't want to say easier.
You have a higher chance of getting it done with
some thick.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
How tall is I don't feel like they're very tall.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
So because like if you're coming at them with like
a seventh like one hundred and seven.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yeah, I think they're probably like what five feet standing
up holding seat? How tall is a gorilla masking Google.
It says about yeah, five and a half feet okay,
on all four standing straight up.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Yeah, and that's not all that big. Now, the round
mound of rebound is a whole nother thing. That thing
is pretty beefy. Left to right.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Text messages are coming in. This one's from sixty five
eighty four says Chuck Norris could beat the gorilla solo.
Fat Thors says, let's be honest, you could. You probably
only need twenty people from Boston to take out that gorilla.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Maybe the more hardened the better.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yeah, We've got a lot of talkback messages through our
iHeart radio app.

Speaker 18 (33:02):
You guys were talking about them all.

Speaker 14 (33:06):
One hundred people are gonna die. If you have no weapons,
you are gonna die. And you're not gonna tire it
out because none of you were gonna survive long enough
to get it tired out. You're not gonna be able
to have one hundred dudes punching on it at the
same time. You're gonna get eight dudes at a time,
and he's gonna swing and take out six of them,

(33:28):
and then the next six are gonna step forward and
they're gonna die.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Yeah, Dud's just gonna keep happening.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
I hear you.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
But that thing's gonna get tired, he's gonna get sleepy.
He's gonna need a nap or break or something. And
the US hundred humans aren't gonna give him a break,
are We.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Don't think I think we are overestimating what a human
would do. I think most of them will run away.
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 6 (33:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
It's a tough state.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
It really is.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
More talkbacks of the opposite.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
They say, you gotta pull that classic and the.

Speaker 10 (33:59):
Shoot.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
The people listening on the internet, watching us on online
at one heard.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
That, But you can do it's a meme. No, it's
a video in m m A.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
No, you can't put in combat when you're trying to live. Yeah,
you can bet your ass. I'm hitting that gorilla in
the jewels.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
He's he's referencing the video.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Grab and twist it, you see, Grab it and.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Twist it, twist it, bop it.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
No more talks. Do you think if you got like
a few people to distract him up front, and then
somebody jumped on his back and put him in.

Speaker 7 (34:42):
A sleeper hold, think that sleeper hole would work?

Speaker 1 (34:46):
No? I think in a sleeper hole. His neck is
like the like I see a conference of red.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
That's probably what the gorilla probably would just throw you over.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Just shake and you'd slip off. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I think that over time is going to get tired
and that's and that's when the humans strike. You got
to think one hundred people is a lot of people,
and that thing doesn't have the energy for a hundred
It's Tanner Jeweler's go to the Todd five the good morning, Hey,
good morning, what's happening. It's not like they're fighting King Kong.

Speaker 19 (35:16):
So first off, everybody's thinking King Kong.

Speaker 9 (35:18):
And now gorilla.

Speaker 6 (35:19):
Gorilla is not very big.

Speaker 10 (35:21):
One hundred people dog file this thing.

Speaker 19 (35:23):
There's no way it's gonna fight out one hundred people.

Speaker 13 (35:26):
And if it starts to you grab one of the
skinny guys and you use it like a rope in mouth.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
If it can beat us with the skinny guy.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
So yeah, Well, the fact that the gorilla is only
five foot something that gives the humans a lot more
action because I think he's right. We're thinking about the
movies where you got to crawl up this thing a
quarter mile and then it throws you a down. So
I'm gonna towards the people.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Still a thick though, is a bit.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
I don't think anyone could choke it, you know, yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah, the skin's really really thick. I think it'll bite
you or something like. You're not going to probably be
able to choke it. I think tiring it out and
then knocking it unconscious of something or letting it bleed
to death is probably the way to give.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Mothering it with this dog pile he's talking about is
another way.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
I would say, whack it in the head of the
frying pan. But no weapons, no weapons, all right, Todd.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Father, appreciate you.

Speaker 16 (36:18):
Gover travels right, yeah, yes, yes, Now are you.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Here's the question Laura doesn't understand that, right.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Are you allowed to beat this gorilla with a femur?
Like that's on the battlefield?

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Like can you use what what has been dropped?

Speaker 6 (36:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Fractures?

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Yeah, like pubg you can pick up weapons.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Okay, But then is the gorilla allowed to use a
femur and bop you over the head with?

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Sure? But it's not as smart as we are. I mean,
like they're smart, but they're not. We're human.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
They yeah, but they don't. But we're basically gorillas.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
But we're still smarter. That's why they're not driving, you know,
cyber trucks.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Okay, but also we hardly ever throw.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Didn't you say the dudes in the room, we're all
going to be like big meatheads. I think the gorilla
and those dudes are probably the same level in terms
of intelligence.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
But I mean.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
You're probably right, fair enough, fair enough, all right, Todd father, appreciate.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
You have a good day.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Yeah, who would win in a fight? One hundred men
versus one gorilla? Who would win in a fight? This
person says, I don't know, man. Remember Harry and the Hendersons,
Harry and the Henderson's. That guy kicked squatch sasquatch in
the google bag or saying the goodie bag whatever, and
he went down like a sack of potatoes.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Like the Google google bag.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Yeah, like they've got to have nuts, right, you go
for the weak spots.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
That was my old thing is I'm not If I'm
fighting for my life, I will kick you, punch you
anywhere that's going to get you off, including your nuts.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
But Harry stood upright, so I feel like it was
a little easier access to get his to his nutsack
as opposed to uh, a gorilla who is.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
On all fours.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
They fight pretty much out.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
They kind of like they come up when they bring
their arms down a lot, like they're swinging their arms.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Down to smash you.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Have you never played Donkey Kong or a rampage all
those power fists?

Speaker 1 (38:12):
I guess I have.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
We got more field more talkbacks coming in through the
iHeart radio app.

Speaker 10 (38:17):
After dude just said brock Lessner and Bautista, and I'm
imagining Batista getting a fetista mom packed. Brock Lessner gives
them the F five maybe Johns and it comes over
and gives them an attitude addrustment as it ran Ord's
coming over and giving them an RKO out of nowhere.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Yeah, Wow, he's got it all.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Gorilla would know what to do with all that.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
A lot of references. Here's more talkbacks.

Speaker 19 (38:41):
I don't think there's a world that the gorilla could
possibly lose. You need like ten to twelve guys to
volunteer to basically die and get in front of the gorilla.
You can't all hit it at once. There's just not
enough room. So all the gorilla has to do is
break bones and move along and then come around late
there and beat whoever is still alive to death. Those guys,

(39:03):
they're not winning no way. Like maybe if you have
those guys distracted and you try to cancuss the gorilla
by punching in the back of.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
That Yeah, a gorilla punch.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
All of this is so well thought out, I know.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Like, look more talkback done the matter.

Speaker 10 (39:20):
One hundred men versus a gorilla.

Speaker 11 (39:24):
I think strength the numbers mm hmm.

Speaker 10 (39:27):
I think the hundred men have a really good chance
against that gorilla, especially if, like Laura said, you know,
gadrum and the eye, you know, like you know what
I mean, get him right in the eyeball, take out
a sight you can't see he can't fight, right.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Mm hmma, that's what I'm going for. Nuts in his eyes, Yeah,
there you go.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
I can only that's the only way I can see
it happening is if somebody gets him in the eyes.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Yeah, nuts and eyes. It's really the only parts you
should care about on your body.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
And tiring him out. I think people are forgetting that. No,
not all hundred people are gonna be able attack at
once twelve fifteen out of time. Gorilla cannot keep taking
waves and waves and waves of people.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
But I think at first, he'll make quick work of it. Like,
I don't think it's gonna taken that lot.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
I think the first couple deaths are pretty magnificent.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
First people.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Yeah, there's gonna be a lot of woe moments right
there at the front. But even when you get to
forty five and fifty.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
These warriors came to fight and they're they're willing to
fight to the death, these these hundred men.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Man, if you're jacked and you can throw cuts like
and we've joked the mma of fighters, you know John
Cena's autitude adjustment. It hurts when those people hit you.
I mean, it's gonna hurt that you keep even a
child keeps hitting me in my arm, You're gonna bruise
the crap out of it. Like strength and numbers does
feel right. But when people call and just talk about carnage,

(40:47):
I just start to waver.

Speaker 18 (40:48):
Here's here's another talkback, is that the shador always say,
make a fun of your doors.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Anders. Okay, I got it.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
More of your calls and talkbacks coming up in a
few minutes. Who would win in a fight one hundred
men or one gorilla. I'm saying the gorilla is done
we're taking it down, but what do you think? Eight
sixty six four four five one of five nine is
a number. Can also shoot us a talkback message through
our iHeartRadio app. Download it for your cell phone today.
We still have tickets to go see Creed. Coming up
here in a few minutes. Happy Tuesday. It's one of

(41:24):
five nine the Brew, Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 5 (41:26):
Hear list you Drew and.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Laura Portland's rack station one of five nine the Brew.
It's Tanner, Drew and Laura coming up in a few minutes.
We do have tickets to go see Creed, along with
Three Doors Down and Mammoth WV.

Speaker 9 (41:39):
H Uh.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
We're gonna have two people go head to head to
see who can do a better Scott Stap impression. Before that, though,
we've got a few more calls, text and talkbacks from
people talking about who would win in a fight, one
hundred men or one gorilla. I think their strength in numbers.
I think over time, the gorilla would get tired and
the one hundred men will beat them, would beat him.
But a lot of people are thinking that the gorilla

(42:00):
is just a beast. You know, it's gonna kill all
these dudes. A lot of these dudes are gonna run away.
But well, let's just go with the assumption none of
these men run away. They're all jacked, you know.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
They're brave, right, the whole deal. And I think we
underestimate how many people that is. One hundred is a lot, right,
It's a lot more than just you know, a lot
of humans. It's a lot of people coming at you
at once.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
But Fat Thor said, remember the movie Congo. They couldn't
even take those gorillas out with a laser.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
So there's there was that movie.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
We do have some talk pic messages coming in through
our iHeartRadio app. You can send us one anytime. Download
it for your cell phone today.

Speaker 10 (42:36):
Also, it's not like the gorilla can kill you with
one shot. I mean probably we could maybe one or
two people probably could die with one shot, depending on
where they grilla hate you. But he's not gonna kill
you instantly, just with one shot automatically.

Speaker 11 (42:54):
Like that's not how it works, you know.

Speaker 10 (42:57):
Like so yeah, it's not like one automatically just because
he's a gorilla.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
He wins guys.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Like that was the second time I heard that. He's
just I think he's raising cheek in there, so he's going, so, yeah,
was that a fart sounded like a tank?

Speaker 1 (43:18):
It could have been something being dragged across like a
concrete ground. You could have a yeah, one, something being dragged.
You want to check your pants just yea yeah, a
little dude check just in case.

Speaker 6 (43:30):
Hey, good morning crew, the ball trucker here.

Speaker 13 (43:33):
Regarding the one hundred men versus one gorilla, I'm definitely
team one hundred men.

Speaker 17 (43:39):
Because when you think about like.

Speaker 13 (43:40):
The NFL brawl, NFL teams, I believe you have fifty
three men on each roster, So like when those guys
are all out on the field, you got to think about,
you know that as a whole with one gorilla in
the middle of them. And the NFL guys themselves are
pretty big, So I mean, if we're talking about, you know,
dude with that kind of build, Yeah, it's definitely the
one hundred.

Speaker 10 (43:58):
Men that would win.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Messages are coming in. This one's from seventy four to
sixty two. It says the gorilla would definitely win. The
problem is eighty of these guys are going to be
in the corner arguing whether or not they can win
or not before they bum rush the gorilla.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Okay, that is the most simple thought possible.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
I mean, are they wrong, Well, they're not gonna just.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Because they're dudes.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Good, I'm thinking that again. Think these are all Jack's
dudes who are brave and organized. Yeah, or the whole
thing is organized.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
And I think the football reference has got to be
checkmate because there's fifty three people on a roster. You've
seen a sideline that's minus six people. That's both sidelines,
not just a team, it's two teams.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, you're gonna tell me all that
no football teams.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
So if they all like dogpile this gorilla, I mean,
maybe they could even kill him by suffocating him under
very true underneath the dogpile.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Under a pectorial, this one says, I could see Tanner
running up with the Jack Black two finger poke with
the gorilla, poke them in the eyes, and then jump
down and take a huge pit bull lock bite and
then bleed out.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
Because it jumped down, as you're talking about with a
junk grab, because you know.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
I would junk grabs not a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
I would do anything I have to do to be
a part of the winning team, and not the gulage
on the ground.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Eighteen eighty says a gorilla would be stomping on you,
stopping on you five at a time, and swapping and
swapping you.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
I guess this isn't a game of rampage. I mean
it is still and now it's a powerful beast, but
it's still just an animal.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Yeah, more of your calls and.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Talkbacks coming up in just a few minutes. I don't know, man,
I'm thinking the humans are are are winning this thing.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Yeah, I think I'm looking at especially if there are
beefcakes with a plan.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Beefcakes with the plan, that's what the fight will be called.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
And have you ever met a beefcake with a plan?

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Drew, there's lots of them, or a Beefcakelan Yet she's
looking for one.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Yeah, I do you know if any beefcakes pit plant.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Send me a fly.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Coming up next, we do have tickets to go see
Creed three Doors Down and Mammoth wv H. We're gonna
play the Staff Attack where two listeners are on the phone,
Collars ten and eleven are gonna go head to head
seeing who's got the better Scott Staff impression?

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Is it you?

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Eight six, six, four four five one oh five nine
is a number we will play after Queen. It's Tanner
to and Laura on the Brew.

Speaker 5 (46:16):
You're listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura dinner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
All right, don't forget tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Bee Flatter is going to be walking from the radio
station and tigered all the way to the motor Center.
He's doing it for autism, and we're trying to raise
money for the Autism Society of Oregon. We I don't
have we reached one thousand dollars or sorry, three thousand?

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Oh my god, can you believe it?

Speaker 3 (46:37):
No, we haven't.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
We haven't no donations this morning.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Fifty bucks away this.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Morning, I know.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
Hold on, let me let me refresh, just to make sure.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Fifty dollars away from three grad Yeah, fifty bucks away.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Come on now, all right, doesn't somebody wants to be
that magic fifty right, Like you're like, oh, yeah, I'm
go go one to put him over the top of
the three grand.

Speaker 11 (46:56):
Even so, isn't it five bucks for ten people? Can
I mean can't we split this.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
To get like an office pool togein?

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:02):
I mean can't we make that up pretty eas Yeah
we could do that.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
Yeah, that math still pins you.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Can donate right now one oh five nine in the
dot com. Just scroll down and click on Beef's one
man March.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Let's get it past that three K mar.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Yeah, let's do it. And also all day today you
can go to Shakeshack and Tiger.

Speaker 11 (47:17):
Shake Shack Bridgeport Village. Just go ahead and tell them
that you want to participate in the Bruise Walk. Or
you can order the kiosk, use the promo code donate.
They're gonna kick twenty five percent over this.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
A way and you'll be there from win to wind.

Speaker 11 (47:32):
And I'm gonna be there from four to six, crushing burgers,
smashing shakes.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Right just getting ready for tomorrow's big watch carbo loadin
they call it.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Okay, very excited.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
I think I might come out there. Jrew's gonna be
out there with this family.

Speaker 11 (47:43):
Well, I hope you guys do. Obviously no obligation to
do so, but I wouldn't mind the company hanging out there.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
A lot of people don't know. They open early. It's
ten to thirty. You can start getting your bergs and
shakes out there at Shakeshack, so it's not you don't
have to wait till the evening. You don't have to
wait till beef's there. I mean, you can start clicking
those bird dogs this morning and it says.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Good morning like a chocolate milk.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
That's rights a breakfast.

Speaker 11 (48:09):
But anybody that listened to the fast food Frenzy knows
I love me an am Berg.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
I did too.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
When I was a kid, I would go to school
and get a burger on the way just that would
be my breakfast, just a cheeseburger, or I even got
taco bell terrible.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
There's always that person in the restaurant who's waiting for
the breakfast menu to flip over at whatever restaurant, that's
me because they need that bird I prefer them.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
I always wish McDonald's would do lunch in the morning,
That's what I would buy.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
But well, Shake Shack will do it for you at
ten thirty, which is pretty close to breakfast. Yeah, they're
doing the lord's work over there.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Shakeshack head down to the Shakeshack and Tiger Today, let's
play our game called the Staff Attack.

Speaker 9 (48:47):
Hell.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Two listeners are going to go head to head to
see who can do the best Scott Staff impression for
tickets to see Creed and three Doors down along with
Mammoth WVH. That show is August thirteenth or Joan Lori Ampitheater.
Let's go to our contestant this morning, calling from Battleground.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
His name is John. Good morning, John.

Speaker 9 (49:08):
What's what up?

Speaker 5 (49:09):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (49:09):
You a Creed fan? Big Creed fan?

Speaker 5 (49:12):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (49:13):
Yeah, a little bit?

Speaker 3 (49:14):
He's like, do I want to admit it?

Speaker 9 (49:15):
Dude?

Speaker 5 (49:16):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Yesterday we were we were talking about on the air
and they got some bangers and I don't care what
who says about it.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
I'm I'm a Creed fan.

Speaker 6 (49:22):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
All right, let's go to your your opponent rather and
see if this person is going to keep you from
getting those tickets.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Calling from Salem.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
His name is Daniel. What's happening, Daniel?

Speaker 1 (49:33):
What's up? Daniel?

Speaker 16 (49:36):
What up?

Speaker 5 (49:36):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Damn?

Speaker 5 (49:38):
Hey?

Speaker 6 (49:38):
How are we doing? Uh?

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Daniel, you're also a Creed fan? I would imagine.

Speaker 6 (49:44):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
All right, Well we're gonna find out.

Speaker 6 (49:46):
I'm very excited for this contest.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Well, we're gonna find out who can do the best one.

Speaker 9 (49:50):
John.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Since you were the first caller from Battleground, my friend,
you get to go first.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Let's hear your Scott staff impression.

Speaker 16 (49:57):
All right?

Speaker 6 (50:00):
When you are with me.

Speaker 20 (50:04):
I'm free, I'm Chris.

Speaker 6 (50:10):
I believe Polly with thissping tea is to my my
sacrifice her.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
Oh soulful rendition.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
So soulful that I needed the last line to know
which one.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
It was pretty good, bro, Let's go to Daniel and Salem,
my friend.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Let's hear your staff attack.

Speaker 9 (50:44):
Please come now.

Speaker 20 (50:46):
Think I'm falling holding on to all I think.

Speaker 17 (50:51):
It is safe.

Speaker 20 (50:53):
It seems now found the road to nowhere and I'm
fly and to escape a yeah, back when I hurt,
but I'm down to one last and with a lem

(51:14):
lem me say.

Speaker 6 (51:19):
I'm six for all the years and again we're a
six speed, so down.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
So you guys on the place, you both underplayed your
fan hood. Oh little boy, I think they're more into
it than it all.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Sounds like they're pretty into it.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Great, he didn't.

Speaker 11 (51:38):
Round it out nicely at the end.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
So I'm a little torn and I'm just gonna think
out loud that first one, I was like, it's got
to be the first guy, but then the second guy
had a strong finish.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Yeah, but I'm gonna go with the guy who's the
first Guy's vibrado was so beautiful and just really sucked
me in, and I was enchanted.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
I was enchanted with the first guys verbroad.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
All right, I'll get out of the way. I'll do
one vote for the other guy, one one.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
All right, you guys suck be fodder. You can make
a vote too, I know.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Okay, Oh it's up to me. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
You ruined somebody's day right now.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Think about that vibrado, that beautiful.

Speaker 11 (52:16):
Laura, who's not going to.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Bringing it home?

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Okay, So this is I'm going to base it on
because at first we were like ten to fifteen seconds
is what you get. So I'm going to base it
on the first ten to fifteen seconds. And in that case,
I would say John is the winning bird.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Is number one, number one John from batle grounds stickler
for the rules over there. Yeah, congratulations John.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
He loves you, Laura, thank you.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
You just got tickets to go see Creed three doors
down and Mammoth wv H.

Speaker 11 (52:50):
He had me emotions, John did. He was just really
right out.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Of the gates beautiful.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
It was beautiful.

Speaker 9 (52:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
I was allowed to recover from it.

Speaker 11 (52:57):
I was like that PSA commercial in the Ages that
native guys just crying on the.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Just I just brought that commercial up to somebody the
other day. That's a core memory. Core memory warmed my heart.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
That's good advertising.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Hang on the phone, we'll get your information. We'll have
more tickets tomorrow. Story. It's not time for the big story,
where we go around the room sharing what we think
the biggest stories of the day are.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
I'll kick this off.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
The US Environmental Protection Agency has issued an emergency waiver
permitting the nationwide sale of E fifteen gasoline, a blend
containing fifteen percent ethanol, throughout the summer of twenty twenty five.
This decision overrides the typical seasonal restriction, which prohibits E
fifteen sales from May first to September fifteenth, due to
concerns about increasing increased smog in areas you know, like LA.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
So that's a five percent increase. That's pretty significant to
be doing that.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Why don't they just lower gas prices? Car? And it's
not great for the environment, So like, what do we doing?

Speaker 3 (54:03):
It's an emergency. We can't change the price, really, but
we can change the blend. Yeah, I don't know. It
seems aggressive. Like you think about you in your equipment,
you use ethanol free gas, so it doesn't muck it up.
That's not a coincidence. That's muck is gonna get into
your car.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Just breathe that in.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
It's gonna cause you to have to go to the
shop more often. The big story to me is another
Miami Wece movie is in the works. Tanner, You're gonna
be excited. The last time this came around, and believe
it or not, two thousand and six, that's how long
it's been, nearly twenty years when Colin Ferrell and Jamie
Fox went to the Helm. But it looks like it's

(54:43):
going to be more of the same. But it won't
be those guys. It'll be a brand new cast. They've
got some big hitters behind the movie trying to feed
off like the resurgence of things like Top Gun Maverick.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
With this production, Wow, sounds like I'm definitely not gonna
be going to see that one. But hey, depending on
who they get.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
It's a whole new thing. Though this time it's if
sweet outfits in a better storyline.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Could be could be good. I think the big story
is that I think last week of the week before
we were talking about all the people who got scammed
last year and the city of Portland. Well, they were
a victim of scamming as well. They've been scammed out
of six point seven million dollars. The money came from
the bull Run filtration project. The funds were illicitly redirected

(55:29):
through a New York law firm to an account in
New York. This law firm says they were also scammed
and so they're helping with the investigation. But the money
has been recovered being held by the US Marshall Service
law and federal law or local rather and federal law
enforcement agencies are working on this investigation.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
So be careful out there.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Nobody is above getting scammed. Apparently the balls to like
rip off a whole city, take a shit.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
And he buy a Maserati with a bull Run license plate?

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Like who is that person?

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Who's that? That's like a criminal mastermind, that's somebody who
knows the system and maybe he's in like a like
a legitimate person. I was like a like like the
breaking bad effect, Like who's legitimate? Who's really just running crime?

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Yeah, we don't know about I don't know anyway.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
More of the stories at one of five nine in
the Brew Dot Colm, while you're there into this hour's
keyword for your shot at one thousand bucks.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
You're listening to dan Or Drew and Laura Drew.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
And Laura Laura, Happy Tuesday. Tomorrow's the big day. Beef
Water Bay is going to be Uh, he's going to
be walking from the radio station here and Tiger to
the Motor Center and under well he's got to do
it under four hours. Right, Yeah, that's right, And tomorrow's
a big day.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
We're excited. It's going to start tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
The show will at start at five thirty in the morning, Yes,
and then Casey will leave the studio at six am tomorrow.

Speaker 11 (56:48):
Yes, that is the plan.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Did we get our fifty dollars?

Speaker 9 (56:52):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Yeah, truths like.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Hold the phone, yeah, let's handle bass. We were fifty
dollars shy at least slight three two thousand mark for
the donations to the organ or sorry, the Autism Society
of organ Yes, and Laura, where do we sit now?

Speaker 4 (57:07):
Because yes, we do have an updated number.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Like thirty minutes ago?

Speaker 4 (57:10):
Is it was it twenty nine fifty We're just.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
So close, that's why that fifty is so important.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Twenty nine fifty three.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
No, we have gone up to three thousand, two one
hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
That's awesome, weary enough.

Speaker 11 (57:28):
I wasn't anticipating that big of a jump, so thank
you for that.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Yeah, huge two fifty banger. Somebody's awesome.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
The more the the you know, obviously, the more cash
the better, even if it's five dollars.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Anything you could donate would be awesome.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
You'll be able to watch the walk tomorrow on Instagram Live,
so Casey will be streaming the whole thing, so you
can shout with him while he's doing it. You know,
you can watch him get winded and sweat and all
of it. Maybe even pass out. I don't think he will.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
If he throws up in the bush.

Speaker 11 (57:58):
I'm gonna cry a little bit. I'm gonna throw up
a little bit. I'm gonna keep walking. I'm gonna he's.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
Gonna cry while he's throwing up.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Crush.

Speaker 11 (58:05):
This sideick brought to you by Shake Shack Well.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
It's it's ideal sports conditions, like when when I'm going
to take my kids to a soccer game, you're looking
for exactly what he has tomorrow, where it's cool enough
to where when you start to get hot, a little
breeze will hit you. You won't need a big jacket.
You're not gonna have wet feet. Yeah, you have all
the things going your way, so weather is not to
blame tomorrow, come hell or eyewater.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
No, I think you'll have to blame if you fail.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Is is yourself.

Speaker 11 (58:32):
Absolutely, and I will all right, and I will well.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
I think you're gonna do great, dude. I think it's
a great thing what you're doing for your family and
for other people who have autism in their families. If
you can support it, it'd be great. One of five
nine in the brew dot Com. Just crawl down to
see the Beefwater Women march link. Also all day today
at Shakeshack and Tiger Beefwater.

Speaker 11 (58:49):
What we got, uh man, Just the deal of deals
because you can go out and just eat lunch and
do a great thing. You don't got to do anything extra.
You just tell them about the cash red. You want
to be a part of the walk, they will kick
twenty five percent this way and again. If you're ordering
online or in a Kiosk, use the promo code donate,
same thing will happen.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Right, and that's at the Shakeshack and Tiger Bridgeport Village. Right,
it's not time for another edition. Of who's the a hole?
I found this on Reddit and it got me thinking
about the times I've been in this situation before. This
couple actually left a party early after they saw the
host charging people for drinks.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Oh okay. Well, and when you don't anticipate it to
be a pay to play, it can be a little.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
And if it's like a house party, what are we
doing well?

Speaker 4 (59:37):
Right as adults.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
It's like the last time I remember paying for beer,
Like at the door when I went to somebody's house
was a kegger.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
That's college. That's college behavior.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Yes, and that was five bucks flex exactly?

Speaker 3 (59:50):
You get hammered?

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Yeah, Well, this says on Reddit. He and his wife
were invited to a party that was being thrown by
two other couples that they knew mutually. The invite said
please be prepared to just your own drinks, So it
did say it on the invite. He didn't read much
into that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
I guess he just probably just skimmed it what time
we're at And I guess I guess he just thought
the host that would hire a bartender or something to
that effect.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
But when they arrived, they found that the bar was
being was being tended by one of the couples hosting
the party, and they were the ones charging for the drinks.
This was a private residence, it wasn't an event space
or anything like that. The two couples were literally taking
money for each beverage that they hadn't made.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
This is highly I legal.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
None of them was more than ten dollars, though apparently,
Oh that's generous. I've didn't wonder to himself if this
was a common thing. He'd never seen this in his
forty two years on this planet. He immediately thought that
these four people were simply trying to quote make a
quick buck off their friends, rather than just covering the
cost of the alcohol for the party. Yeah, an hour later,
he and his wife just said, you know what, screw

(01:00:51):
it and bailed. So are they jerks for leaving the
party early even though you know on the you know,
because on the invitation it did say had to buy
your drinks or or the hosts jerks in a holes
for putting that on the invitations and charging people in.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
The first place.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
It's tough because it's on the invite. But I you know,
and I don't think everyone needs to have the same etiquette.
But my etiquette is if you're coming to my house
and I'm throwing a party, I will supply some alcohol
for everyone, and then I tell people, if you like
something special, you bring it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
It's like it's the same thing with a pot, look
as an alcohol pot. Look, you bring it if you
need it, But I will have some things to charge.
I would feel very tacky.

Speaker 11 (01:01:34):
I feel the same way. I don't think what is
wrong with telling me everybody just bring what you want
to drink. I'm covering the food. Whatever you want to
drink is on you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
And there might be some champagne here to some house beers,
but whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
And I bet they like they're one of these couples that, like,
you know, like constructed a little bar in their house,
so they feel like like sometimes people will build one
of their sheds in the backyard and I'm sure it's cool,
but that's not a real bar, and you shouldn't charge
your friend.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Yeah, especially when you're the bartender, like if you've had
to hire somebody to make cocktails or something.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
That got a chip jar out there.

Speaker 20 (01:02:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
I mean it's like you guys all coming over for
dinner and you enjoying yourselves and then me slapping a
bill down for the that would.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Be wild, and like, if you're inviting people over to
your place, you should be prepared to serve them.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
I went to Druce House and charged me seventy five
dollars for his New York strips, and.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
It lived up to the bills.

Speaker 11 (01:02:27):
That's how I feel like, if you want to host, host,
if you don't, don't.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
Like, yeah, So Devil's advocate reasons yeah, because there is
another side to it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
They are crazy expensive right now, and they put it.
It's not like they surprise their guests. They put it
on the invitation. So in a way, this guy's the
dummy for not reading it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
He's like, I didn't think much into that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
Well it says it said on the invitation in English.
That's right, So you know, just just look at it
from that perspective. You know, I'm not saying the guy's right,
but you know, things are tough right now. Money's a
little tight. You know, what's the harm charging some people nothing.

Speaker 11 (01:03:01):
I would have brought my own stuff and I would
have drank it right in front of them and not
given him a nickel for his for his bootleg hooch.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
I'm known for the backpack I would have walked that
backpack in and you'd hear the ice shit, don't.

Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
Yeah, Drew, Drew has some good tricks.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Always don't rely on other people to have a good time.
As my thought, if it's not in the house, it's
in the car.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Right, who's the A hole? Eight six six four four
five one oh five nine. You can also send us
a text message on a McLoughlin Chevrolet text line at
nine eighty one ninety seven. This text comes from eighteen
eighty says the people who are throwing the party are
definitely the a holes. What the heck are you going
to have a party for? To make money off your friends?
And that sounds like why this couple left is that's
that's what they felt.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
I want to know. I'm also curious to know because
they said, we know these couples through mutual friends or whatever.
How close of friends are they because if they were
my real homies, like I'd.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Be ripping them, I'd idea what happened?

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Kidding me?

Speaker 20 (01:03:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Like yeah, that's it? Yeah, I don't. I don't say.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
I think you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Moving your real homies, charge everyone else and then slip
you out super stiff drink under the counter exactly.

Speaker 11 (01:04:03):
I'd say, here's your ten dollars and I'll tell you
when to stop poring.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Yeah, yeah, if you're gonna do that, like some sort
of potluck with the money at the beginning, like all
you can drink. You don't just be like, oh, you'd
like another Cadillac Margarita. Yea forty one bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
Who's the a hole?

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
You can also shoot us a talk back message through
our iHeartRadio app. Download it for your cell phone today.
I want to tell you about the Advocates. Next time
you're in an accident, you're going to need this website
advocateslot dot com. So just write it down right now.
Advocateslot dot com. These insurance companies, they're they're really difficult.
They take your money happily every single month, but as
soon as you need the money to pay your bills,
if you're injured in an accident, they become difficult. Don't

(01:04:39):
let that happen. Reach out to the Advocates and I'll
make sure it doesn't happen. They've actually gotten over one
hundred million dollars for their clients because they know exactly
what to say and exactly what to do to these
insurance companies to make sure that they pay up. As
soon as the insurance companies see that the advocates are calling,
they're like, oh geez, you know we're gonna have to
pay out here, So do that. Cal Ken and Donnie
I know them personally. They're great people and they're gonna
make sure that you're paid everything that you wrote. Advocates

(01:05:02):
Law dot com. That's advocateslaw dot com. Next time you're
in an accident, you're gonna need more than an attorney.
You're gonna need an advocate. Tom Tanner sends you advocates
lot dot com.

Speaker 5 (01:05:11):
Dot And now Bruce Sports. Bruce Sports, here's Drew Well.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
You know you're rich when you're Shaquille O'Neill. Well, that's
how you know you're rich in the first place. But
you take a job where it pays you nothing. He's
got a new role as the Sacramento State men's basketball
general manager. Now, this is what you're seeing now that
we're paying players to play college athletics, that it is

(01:05:39):
gonna be run more like a business.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
The good thing for Sack State is Shaki O'Neil, Shaq's son,
real crafty name. There is going to school there, so
they were able to get shacks services for free. Plus
the guy's got so much money he has to go
pour out his wallet at at Walmart twice a week
just to keep it from overflowing. Now, who knows if

(01:06:02):
Shakir will be any good, but it isn't high high level.
But Sacramento State's been in the tournament a number of
times and they do have an ex NBA player and
Mike Bibby as a coach, So keep you posted on
that front. Also, the basketball continues, as one set of
bags was packed yesterday with the Miami Heat being sent
home by the Calves. But four games for you today,

(01:06:24):
so many in fact that they start at three o'clock
our time. You can see it all get going with
Milwaukee trying to stay alive against Indiana, and then on
through the night with your nightcap with the Clips and
the Nuggets, bing bing bing, there's just sports.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Thank you much. What does winning one thousand dollars in
cash sound like?

Speaker 16 (01:06:40):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Man?

Speaker 6 (01:06:41):
That is great? Crazy? I love it and love it man,
I'm stoked. I mean, I'm out here working in the heat,
get a call from my heart and win a thousand bucks.

Speaker 9 (01:06:51):
How do you beat that hard to.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
Beat that I like to giggle too.

Speaker 9 (01:06:56):
All right, man, that is great.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
This hours keyword for your chance set the money is cash.
Log on right now one of five nine the BRU
dot com. It'll take you less than thirty seconds to
enter this contest, and you can do it from your
cell phone or your desktop. So do it now, one
of five nine in the dot com. Enter the keyword
cash to score one thousand bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Good luck you, Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
All right, we'll do another edition of Who's the A hole?

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
We saw?

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
I read it thread about this couple that got an
invitation from some friends to go to a party at
their house. The invitation did say be prepared to buy
your own drinks, but I guess the guy who got
the invitation just kind of wrote it off like that whatever.
He didn't think too much about it. And when he
got to the party, yes, the uh, the the host
themselves are actually behind the bar taking people's money. And
I don't know they didn't have a credit card swiper.

(01:07:46):
That'd be really a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
I don't have any Cash's fine, square.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
That's exactly right. We take venmo square hard copy credit
card screen.

Speaker 11 (01:07:56):
Just gonna ask you one more question yeah right, Just.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
A quick question for you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
You want to tip a friend?

Speaker 9 (01:08:01):
No I do.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
I don't even want to pay a friend for the drinks.
But you know, I guess if it's on the invitation.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
You're supposed to. I don't know you're supposed to know.

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
I think they're supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
I wouldn't have even gone in the first place, Like
I think if I would have seen that, or maybe
I would have assumed that like we're homies, I won't
have to pay.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
See, but you would have read the full invite. I
would have done what I always do, and Amy would
have read the invite, and I would have asked seven times,
what time again? And she'd go I told, Yesair.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
What time again.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
I wouldn't even know I had to bring or that
I had to pay for drinks. Yeah, just say b yo,
B and stop being a dick.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Who's the A hole here? At thirty forty nine cent
a text and says definitely the A hole. They're the
a holes for charging. It's even more douchey to mention
it on the invite. I feel like, if you're going
to do it, that's where you should do it. Don't
shut to my I don't want to show up and
be like surprised.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
Yeah, then it's super weird. Yeah oh yeah, totally different
rules than anything you've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Yeah, because I would laugh, like if they were like,
all right, that's going to be ten bucks, it'd be.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
Like, okay, that's area.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
They're like no, but really, yes, be fun.

Speaker 11 (01:09:03):
I was just gonna say that, you know, hey, can
I get you something to drink? Yeah, I'll uh, I'll
have a Gin and Tonic. And they hand it to
him and he's like, yeah, it's just seven bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Seven bucks a pretty good deal.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
That's a good deal for a G and T. But
uh not not in living room.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
Let's go to Dallas. Good Morning, Dallas, Good Morning group
group the host of the eight Holes, I mean classic
party aniquit.

Speaker 20 (01:09:27):
You don't expect any money for it on an invitation,
that's just trash.

Speaker 6 (01:09:31):
You don't expect any money if people on a.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Pony app up, Yeah all right, that's that seems fair.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
But if you don't ask for money, nobody's gonna give
you money.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
That's true.

Speaker 6 (01:09:42):
People.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
I mean, I don't remember the last time I just
dipped a twenty in a friend's boggin, said sweet party dude.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
I suppose, like if it is free, as you could
put the if you want to put a donation jar up,
I suppose that's okay.

Speaker 11 (01:09:53):
I think people leave me money or just I'll find
a twenty on my countertop or whatever after a Super
Bowl par or something like that. I feel like that's
you don't ask for it, but people feel obligated.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
And I think a lot of people too, if you're
throwing a party, might even offer be like, hey, what
can I help with?

Speaker 5 (01:10:10):
What can I bring?

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
How can I pitch in?

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
I feel like you'd have to hide the money at
my house for me.

Speaker 11 (01:10:14):
To take it, and that's usually what happened to by it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
Thanks Dallas, appreciate you brother.

Speaker 11 (01:10:18):
Unless I started my front door and said it's fifty
bucks to get out of here, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Charge people to leave.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
We got people on the phone. I also think it's kidnapping.
Eight sixty six four four five five nine is the
phone number. Who's the A hole?

Speaker 6 (01:10:31):
Hey, what's up? I just wanted to comment on your
guys and use the A hole. I think it's the
party hosters. I want to know what was the premise
of the party, just to invite people over to pay
for booze. I mean people don't do that. So I
host a big barbecue once a year where I get
a keg of the finest bees and I spend fifteen

(01:10:51):
hundred bucks on meat, and I don't charge anybody anything.
I tell them, hey, do you want to break something
besides the beer? I buy your own stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
But you know, and when's the party and what's the dressed?

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
Yeah, exactly fifteen dollars in Beeft.

Speaker 6 (01:11:09):
You could ask about it. It's everybody knows. It's been
to my barbecues. But on the other side of that coin,
I would say that I would say that, you know,
it's not uncommon. I have a buddy who got married
out in the Sticks and they had a private bar
and it was all donations, and uh yeah, that went
to the married couple's anniversary or honeymoon and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
So I get the honeymoon's fun with donations, I'm leaving
that party. But when you charge at the wedding, like
I've officiated multiple weddings with alcohol, pay to play and
it ruins the event.

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
Yeah, the cash bar is a bad five.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
Like the place empties out, the dance floor never fills
nobody's there at night parties over.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
A real quick. I do like though, the if you're
going to do it, do like a donation, like pay
what you want type of thing.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
It's seven dollars for a nickeloe.

Speaker 6 (01:12:02):
Right, it was you know what it was? It was awesome.
I'll tell you what. There were people dropping in twenty
forty bucks and they get a drink or a couple
of drinks, and that was that was it. You know
what was the premise of this party?

Speaker 9 (01:12:14):
You know what were they jump?

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
I appreciate the call, dude eight six six four four
five one o five nine. You can also send us
a text on a McLoughlin Cheverley text line at nine
eight to one ninety seven. This text message comes to
us from seventeen thirty five. It says, I feel like
it depends on the bar. If they're making drinks with
nine hundred dollars bourbon, then I get it. If it's
a ten dollars hard screwdriver than their a holes, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
I don't even care if you're using the nine hundred
dollars bourbon, because that's your choice to throw a party.

Speaker 4 (01:12:40):
And use your nine hundred dollars bourbon.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Yeah, like I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
I don't have a sweet bar at my house, but
my brother's got one and he's got nice stuff, and
he decides what he pulls out, and that's on him. Right.
You could grab a mid level gin or you could
grab this pretty gin, but that's just you choosing what
you're giving me. I don't think I pay different based
on you giving me a good whiskey or a Jack Daniel.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
And for me, it's like if I have a nice
bottle of something and I pull it out, it's because
I want to share it with my friends. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
One last text says, yeah, clearly the people throwing the
party of the Ahles, So there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
I think it's definitely the people throwing the party.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
They're the jerks. Don't don't invite people and then charge
people for you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Know, I think the moral of the story here is
always read the invitation, or.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
Just yet sit on the porch and drink seltzy bombs.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
Yeah wait six six four five five nine.

Speaker 11 (01:13:32):
Yes, Before I was just gonna say, I just have
this vision of that dude's barbecue with a whole cow
on a spit, just turning that thing of the fifte
meat barbicue me up.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
It sounds good, right, all right tomorrow. What also sounds
good is beef Water's one man march. It's gonna happen
tomorrow morning, or at least we think it's gonna happen.
Beef Water's gonna attempt to walk from the radio station
here and Tigered all the way to the Modu Center
in Portland. It's about tennish miles or so. But you
know that's possible. But can you do it four hours?
That's the question. Someone sent a text in this morning.

(01:14:03):
It might have been a talkback, but he goes, uh,
you know, if you think about it, guys, a human
can walk a mile and a pretty short amount of time.
He says, he thinks he's gonna get there by eight thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
Oh wow, okay.

Speaker 11 (01:14:14):
So my uncle Tom called me on my way in
this morning. He goes, hey, I just want to put
my time in and he goes, I think you'll be
at the at the Steel Bridge.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
By eight fifty five, eight fifty five.

Speaker 11 (01:14:24):
And at the Motor center like nine ten, right in
that area.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
I do think it's going to happen quicker than we think,
Like I think, you know, because Google said three hours
fifty eight minutes to get to exactly the spot we
need you at the motor Center. Yeah, but we all
have a feeling that it can be faster. Beef is
a fast walker. I'll give him that, right. I know
I got shape, but.

Speaker 11 (01:14:42):
He's a fast I can fall down.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
If you're at that bridge at eight fifty. I got
to call my guy down at Amtrak. We got to
get a crossing or something to slow this bad boy up.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
Yeah, because we got some bets going. If I want,
I need him to get there between nine and nine
to fifteen.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
Yeah, and then there's a dark window where nobody wants
it to be nine fifty keen to nine thirty because
then Court wins and then we get back into the
money at nine thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
Nobody wants Court to win every just to dip.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
In, and I mean, especially he had last pick. I'd
be burned.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
What do you think, because you're not going to try
to rig this, You're gonna walk how you walk.

Speaker 9 (01:15:13):
I have.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
I imagine that Beef Water will forget about all this
about an hour into it, because he's going to be
in pain. But what do you when do you think
you'll you'll arrive at the Modi Center.

Speaker 11 (01:15:20):
My gut says nine thirty. Yeah, like that that that
number is what keeps circling back up, that keeps percolating
back up to the top of the pile.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
Is that means Druid win?

Speaker 9 (01:15:29):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
Well, if it's exactly maybe it's.

Speaker 11 (01:15:33):
Case, is my gut for you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Yeah, So we'll see. We'll see it tomorrow. The show
is going to start at five thirty in the morning tomorrow,
so half an hour early. But then beef Fodder will
be walking right at six. You'll be able to watch
the entire thing because he's gonna stream it on Instagram.
I want a five nine to Brews, so follow us
if you're not.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Yeah, if he makes it in general, it's corny, but
we all win because that means he's he's fulfilled the
destiny look of making it there.

Speaker 11 (01:16:00):
I feel like we've already we've already won. Like to
get this much support this early on on something that
we've done in a week and a half is uh,
I just I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
I don't have you roll an ankle on a highway
ninety nine. We haven't won. We need to get you
a few miles down.

Speaker 11 (01:16:14):
I brought a whole roll of athletic tape. We're gonna
tape it up. I'm gonna shoot it with some novacaine,
and I'm gonna just walk weird for the rest of
the way.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
Better have a mister Miagi drag that leg back together.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
Well, let's see what our total is has reached this morning.
For the Autism Society of Oregon. The link is online
at one of five nine dot com. Just click on
Beef Water's one Man March. Laura, what's our what's our total?

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
We have got three thousand, two hundred dollars. Hey, alright, ball,
I'll take it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
Yeah, who's gonna get it to thirty five hundred force
For the Autism Society of organ one of five ninety
dot com. Let's not forget about today all day at
Shakeshack and Tigered Casey before.

Speaker 11 (01:16:55):
Back ten thirty to ten pm. That's am to pm.
Swing in there at the Bridgeport Village location. Order your
food up, tell them you want to be a part
of the march and they will send over twenty five
percent to the Autism Society of Oregon. And again, if
you order online or at the Kiosk hit that promo
code as donate and you're in the money. So thank
you for doing that, just for going to get yourself

(01:17:16):
a burger into shape.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
And if you're on the move when I because oftentimes
I don't have time to go sit down, if you
just order on your way there, like I net right
when I get there, my burger's always ready. So and
you put that promo code right in on the website
or on the phone.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Do that and we'll see at shakesheck today, Beef, you'll
be there between four and six.

Speaker 11 (01:17:34):
I'll be there four to six. Come by, grab a
high five, let's drink a milkshake and do this thing
all right?

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
Well, all the info on how to win one thousand
dollars from us so you could give it to the
Autism Society of Oregan. That's right, super nic right here,
listen to this.

Speaker 5 (01:17:47):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Dinner Drew and.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
Laura Portland's Rock Station one O five nine The Brew
tannerje and Laura Tomorrow's The Big Day. Beef Watters. One
man march walking from the radio station here and tigered
all the way to the Modu Center in Portland. He's
going to start at six am. He's got to do
it in under four hours. It's like tennis miles or something.
There are a lot of people, and I think I'm
one of them who think he's going to get there

(01:18:11):
way earlier than people are expecting, you know, like in
the nine o'clock hour.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
I think most people think it'd be in the nine
o'clock hour, but there.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Are a handful of people who think sometime in the eight.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
Because we've got it, we've been going off of average
walking pace of a person, which is anyone from eight
to eighty, right, So he's quicker than your average bear
when it comes to his pace. He's motivated. I think
he's going to be early, it's just how early.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
Okay, I think he's probably going to be early too,
But just playing Devil's advocate here, we're using basically the
same GPS system as we use if we were driving home, right,
how often do you get home before your GPS is
not usually I get done, I get there after.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
And if it's and if it's early, it's by like
one or two minutes, you know it's forty minutes. I
feel like the GPS is pretty accurate, or you're right
but I just looked this up. How long does it
take the average person to walk a mile? We've heard
all sorts of different things. Google says the average person
can expect to walk a mile in fifteen to twenty
two minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
According to Nike, that's a big swing.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
The pace equates to walking the speed of two point
five to four miles per hour according to the Centers,
the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
Okay, so that kind of puts it on pace.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
I'm thinking yesterday I went to the gym and when
I warm up, I put my treadmill at an incline
and then I just walk like the three miles an
hour or whatever it is on the thing, and it's
a pretty it's a decent clip. So I feel like
if he were to walk three miles an hour the
whole way, I mean, that would tennish miles.

Speaker 4 (01:19:45):
Yeah, that'd put him that'd put him on pace.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
Right, well, that would put him at twelve miles if
it's three miles an hour. Yeah, So yeah, I do
think he'll be early. We do have to keep in
consideration that they've got to cross some pretty busy roads.

Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
Through the crosswalks.

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
Might but we are a we are a walk slash
bike friendly place, so they do work those in.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
Yeah, we'll see tomorrow. I want him. I think he'll
be there between nine and nine fifteen.

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
And that's your bet.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
That's what I'm betting on.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
Drew's got or sorry, COT's got nine fifteen to nine thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
I'm a little I'm a little jealous of court Spot.
All of a sudden, it is, it feels a little
more cush. But I am locked in at nine thirty,
nine forty five.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
And Laura, you're nine forty five to ten.

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
I amy of.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
Little faith, and I think he's going to get there
at the very end.

Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
So she's going with the Google.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
Yeah you know that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
I don't think there's been a single person who doesn't.
I mean maybe somebody has, but I don't feel like
anybody listener message anything that said he isn't going to
make it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Because I think most people think he's gonna do it,
you know, even if it's new and he's gonna make
it right, and even if it's not his physical abilities,
what he's doing, what he's doing it for.

Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
Yeah, I can't allow himself to fail.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
Like Casey's got a nineteen year old autistic son and
he adores that kid he is. He comes in here
and tells me about Parker all the time. He loves
his son, and he wants to make sure that people
are going through it when he was seven, eight nine
years old, have more resources and they than they will.
Just let them know that they've got more resources than
they might know because when he was a kid, they
didn't have a lot and now there are much more,

(01:21:15):
you know, many more resources, and he just wants to
make sure that parents were going through that know that.
And yeah, so if you can help out and donate
at one of five nine in brew dot com, all
the money goes to the Autism Society of Oregon. Right,
So I think just that alone, that drive is going
to get him there.

Speaker 4 (01:21:29):
Yeah, tenacity for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
Yeah, I think he'll get there. He's one of those
guys that if where there's a will, there's a way.
And so he's he's gonna grind. He's been wearing the
silliest looking shoes, breaking them in all week, and I'm
just I know it's for a great cause. So I'm
trying not to smash him.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
And he says like he's breaking them in, but he
says that they're already super comfortable.

Speaker 3 (01:21:48):
There they are. It's one of those things that's double
edged sword. What do they call look hokahs? The hokus
should look ridiculous. You feel like a million bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
And do you feel like he like that's a that's
a pretty benign pair of hokahs.

Speaker 4 (01:22:00):
Like they get so much brighter and more.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
That's not a coincidence, he fought. I bet he's sat
in there not those not.

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
That absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
Well, let's let's show some support for Beef Water this morning.
You can send us a talkback message through our iHeartRadio
AP if you want to show support for the beef Also,
let us know when you think he's going to.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
Arrive at the Modu Center tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
Again, the show is going to start a half hour
early tomorrow morning at five thirty. He'll start walking at six.
Follow us online at one O five nine in the
brew dot Com.

Speaker 5 (01:22:28):
On the Gram, you're listening to or Drew and Laura
Drew and Laura Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
All right, beef Watter, what's up? Tomorrow's a day. I'm
feeling it, baby, Are you feeling it?

Speaker 6 (01:22:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:22:39):
I woke up this morning and it was grateful that
it wasn't today, yeah, because of the rain.

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
And yeah, but dude, I left, I'm ready to get
to it. I forgot that it was going to rain,
and I left my window open a little bit in
my car. I took Cooper to the park yesterday and
I had the window down, but it was only down
probably I don't know, like four inches or something. Yeah,
but still the seat got wet. You know, all night
I left the window open.

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
You know, I had a pressure washer sitting out back,
and it hasn't rained for days, and so I'm walking inside.
I'm like, I'm just gonna leave it in the backyard.
Amy goes thirty percent chance of rain. So at the
last second, I took a barbecue cover and threw it
over it. When I woke up and heard it on
the on the roof this morning, I was just like,
oh my god, thank god.

Speaker 6 (01:23:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
I remember, like I looked I let the dog out,
and I go, oh, it looked like it looks like
a rained this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
And I went, wait a second, did I roll my
window up?

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
No, check, I checked bottle.

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
I checked my ring camera and saw that, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
Son of a bitch, it's up.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
It's down rather yeah, And so it wasn't bad like
I guess. It was only four inches and.

Speaker 4 (01:23:38):
It's not like it was like sideways raining or anything.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
So but it was still pretty wet.

Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
I mean it's usually that arm handles gets the worst.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
I spent five minutes just you know, dabbing everything up. Yeah,
it's probably still a little moist.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
So man, I used to leave my sun roof open
all the time. I remember my first car ever, my
Chevy Cavalier Coop, had it moonroof, and it was pretty awesome.
But I left the moonroof open while I was at
the mall and I came out and there was like
an actual lake.

Speaker 4 (01:24:03):
I was like, oh no, because it had rained so hard.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
And you've got an advantage now with the cars that
you have, like with a leather or the hard plastic
on the side wipes down pretty good. Back when in
the day, if you left it open, you had a
sponge of a seat like because it was cloth the
other straight up couch cushion.

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
But tomorrow, Beef, the weather's gonna be nice for your walk.
You're gonna start at six am here at the radio
station and I'll be streaming on Instagram. So if you're
not doing it already follow us at one of five
nine the brew beef water.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
I mean, are you nervous at all?

Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
Because I know you said you got stone the other
night you had a gummy and you freak yourself out.

Speaker 11 (01:24:38):
Had a little bit of that last night too, But
I feel like it's just kind of a nightly ritual
at this point, Like I just need.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
To feel it, Like what's the thing you freaked out
about the most? Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:24:46):
Like last night it was like body breakdown, some failures
like what if I cramp up or what like?

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
Well, that's why is going to lead you in some
stretches before you move Toto.

Speaker 11 (01:24:55):
You know, look, there's there's gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
Be What are you not gonna do it?

Speaker 11 (01:24:58):
No, I was gonna say, there's plenty of more there's
gonna be. I would assume there's gonna be people around,
Like there's no way anybody's gonna let me face.

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
How do you feel about Well, that's true. How do
you feel about bananas? Because I feel like bananas are
good for muscle cramps and stuff gets some potassium flowing
through your Yeah, sure muscles.

Speaker 11 (01:25:16):
I ate nineteen for dinner last night.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
Perfect, That should do the trick.

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
Just having a snack with him an electro light.

Speaker 12 (01:25:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
Water, it's gonna go along with all.

Speaker 11 (01:25:24):
That stuff like the protein bars. The colin made a
good point when he was in here a few.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
Days ago, Gulver Jones.

Speaker 11 (01:25:32):
Yeah, some of that, like the Gatorade goo pouch things
that are like those like turbocharger glucose pouches.

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
It's basically like a little bit of legal speed for you.
And it does taste like crap, but you can handle
that that You crap all the time around here, and
when you put the goo in your mouth and it
kind of does that, it's part of the juice in.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
You, part of the experience, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
All right, So yeah, so those are your main worries,
is if your body gives out in cramps.

Speaker 11 (01:25:58):
And I don't think so. I really feel like, I mean,
when I drove up sixty eighth to Pacific Highway yesterday,
I like, oh, that does seem like a little further
than I remember it being.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
So those little moments of like I like how he's
driving the round just to climb.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
You're gonna climb just to get up to that highway.

Speaker 11 (01:26:15):
And I'm thinking of like how long is it going
to take? To get from that point to that point,
just kind of breaking it down into chunks of like,
how long I think it's going to get phase to phase.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
Well, there are people supporting you out there, beef water.
Before I play the talk back messages, I.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
Was just gonna say, I don't remember what I was
gonna say, Hey, something about it. I was gonna say
something about dry mouth, but then I wasn't gonna say,
you know changed, Yeah, I know your dry mouth is my.

Speaker 11 (01:26:39):
Mouth will be a gape a mile too.

Speaker 2 (01:26:42):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
That's what I was going to say, is that I'm
sure it will even though it may be further than
you anticipate. I think it'll go by really fast, just
because you'll be so preoccupied with the show and the
Instagram feed and all that stuff. Yeah, I don't think
you'll even notice the distance.

Speaker 11 (01:26:56):
I think all of that is true. It's gonna go
by really fast. And again, and look, I'm not trying
to make it sound like I'm running a marathon or something.
I'm going ten miles. People do this standing on their head,
so right right, I'm not trying to make it more
than it is. The thing is the beat the clock.
That's the whole that's the whole point of the chat,
right Well.

Speaker 2 (01:27:13):
We're doing it for autism since since Autism Awareness a month,
we're trying to raise as much money as possible for
Autism Society of Oregon. We've got a link online right now,
one of five nine in the brew dot Com. Just
clink on Beefwater's one Man March and today beef Water
will be at Shakeshack and Tigered at the Bridgeport Village
from four.

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
To six today.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
You got it all day long at that at that Shakeshack.

Speaker 11 (01:27:33):
What happens, Yeah, kicking it right here at ten thirty
this morning, all the way till they close tonight at
ten pm. When you go to place your order, just
let them know you want to participate in the donations
for the walk or mention the station. Either one will
get you there. And if you want to place your
order on a Kiosk or online before you get there,
just use the promo code donate and they will again

(01:27:54):
send twenty five percent of the order this direction. That's
just pretty fantastic, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:27:58):
And you can also send other families and friends there
like I've been at I've been at pick up the
last couple of days. Just soliciting to go to Shakeshack tonight,
Like you know you want to go there, so you're
trying to eat healthy, Go get a burger and chill out, yeah,
and help somebody.

Speaker 11 (01:28:12):
Yeah, And that's what I'm saying, Like, there's no better
way to help than to not have to really do
anything expert. Right, You're just going there to do what
you're already going to be doing, which is smashing a
great burger, eating and drinking a shake. So go and
do that and do a good deed at the same time.

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
Got some talk back messages.

Speaker 5 (01:28:27):
Warren burg Crue.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
This is Big John.

Speaker 15 (01:28:30):
Let's go beef water. I've walked with him through downtown
Portland before, and he is a very fast walker, and
he is doing it for a great cause. I believe
he'll make it there within eight thirty to eight fifty
around that timeframe.

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
All right, Well you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
Get fifteen minute windows John, that last five minutes.

Speaker 11 (01:28:50):
I think he'll get there somewhere between seven and nine.

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
But he thinks you're quick, so we'll give him.

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
We'll give him a forty to or sorry, a thirty
to eight forty five.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
There you go, We'll give him that.

Speaker 9 (01:29:00):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
Yeah, all right, Well, we'll see tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
The show starts at five thirty tomorrow morning, and then
the walk starts at six. Then follow us please on Instagram.
I want a five nine to brew. It's now time
for Beef Potter's free for all. Bee Potter scours the
internet looking for not just deals, but things that are
people are just giving away for free. That's true, just
like Hey, I'm moving, Come take this stuff, or I

(01:29:23):
don't play the ukulele anymore, Come take it?

Speaker 11 (01:29:26):
Fine, whatever it is, Christen, real quick, I got a
bone to pick with you people on Facebook marketplace that
post something for free and then at the very last
line is make an offer.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
It's free or it's not free. Bright.

Speaker 11 (01:29:36):
Yeah, there's no you know, click baity thing like oh
check this out, you can have it. Well, you can
have it if the price is right. No, dude, that's
not the way the game's played. If you want to
give it away, give it away. If you want to charge,
put a price on it. Don't toy with my emotions.

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
Yeah, yeah, I think it's a good point.

Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
If if it's for sale, put a price on it
and let people haggle if you want, but you know,
don't put it on the free section. Do the old well.

Speaker 11 (01:30:00):
Craigslist thing where it's one dollar, and then you say
make me an offer within the within the post. Either way,
enough with the flim flamming.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
Here we go.

Speaker 11 (01:30:08):
We've got a free boat in Portland. This all it needs.
It floats, It just needs an outboard.

Speaker 6 (01:30:13):
All right.

Speaker 11 (01:30:13):
This is good stuff. So it could be a great
entry level boat into Maybe you want to go and
do some crab in this summer. Maybe you just want
to get out there. You don't want to put a
lot of money into it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
Here you go.

Speaker 11 (01:30:23):
It's a sixteen foot boat. The floor is soft, but
you can still walk on it. No seats, the steering
is good, comes with the kicker bracket. You're going to
need to find that motor yourself, and you're also going
to need a trailer. But he'll meet you at a
boat launch, drop that sucker off for you and let
you figure it out.

Speaker 2 (01:30:38):
Or here you go.

Speaker 11 (01:30:39):
If you want to throw some cash in, maybe he
can make you a deal on the trailer, give you
the boat by the trailer situation.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
Here, it's why he's been sitting in his yard for
a while. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:30:48):
Issues, If you're looking for a cheap boat, and you
want to throw a little elbow grease into it. There
you go, and here's a little something for you hot
cocoa lovers up in Vancouver. How about fifty pouch box
of Swiss cocoa pouches, twenty five of them left, okay, okay,
plus three full bags of marshmallows.

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
No holes, and you go by in a week.

Speaker 11 (01:31:10):
Yeah, not today, you're here, you're not more free groceries
In Portland, someone cleaned out their cupboards and they're offering
up some perfectly good items, including, but not limited to,
some top Ramen packets, some cup of noodles, Kraft Macaroni
and cheese, three cans of Campbell's Chicken noodle soup, and
a handful of what appeared to be tea bags.

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
Okay, so I supposed to me where that people would
give that stuff away? I would just throw it away.

Speaker 11 (01:31:33):
It boils as that's one hundred and fifty dollars at
the grocer.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
But I throw away a Rockefeller easily.

Speaker 3 (01:31:41):
All the canned food could go to a food kitchen
or to some sort of a food bag.

Speaker 4 (01:31:46):
I know I would go. I'd probably I.

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
Would say that to myself throwing a box and then
the box was sitting in the garage.

Speaker 11 (01:31:52):
Throw at point being they they don't feel good about
throwing at the trash, and I don't blame them for that.
They're trying to get it into somebody's head.

Speaker 3 (01:31:58):
They half used goods. Put those in thee Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:32:00):
Hey, look, they're all individually sealed, so we used twenty
five of them. Go ahead and enjoy the other twenty
five pouches of coke.

Speaker 4 (01:32:06):
I've done that before.

Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
But like so, say you got three bags of marshmallows
and one of them's are halfy. Throw the halfy out.
Do not put that in a box?

Speaker 1 (01:32:13):
Yeah, what'd you give away?

Speaker 2 (01:32:14):
That was half taken?

Speaker 9 (01:32:15):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
What tea bags? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
She did that on here.

Speaker 1 (01:32:19):
Yeah people, and people loved it. It's good. All right.

Speaker 11 (01:32:22):
Out of the food category, We're going to move in
some music. Everybody loves some good music. How about fifty
seven cassette tapes of classical music with a few opera
mixed in. Oh these come from a clean, non smoking household.
Also available a cassette caddy that holds twenty tapes on
each side, and six cassettes of classical Christmas music get
in the season each side. These tapes are an excellent condition,

(01:32:42):
no audio distortion. They sound great, and the liner notes
and cassette boxes are all in great shape as well.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
Talk about a gold mine.

Speaker 3 (01:32:49):
Yeah, either of you guys getting back into the cassette
game now it's too much.

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
I have some of my old cassettes still.

Speaker 11 (01:32:55):
But uh, they're coming back, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
It's just there's it takes up a lot of room.
You know, Like, if you want to travel with cassettes,
something good. Lord, you know you got a big old
goofy case. You know, it's not idea.

Speaker 4 (01:33:07):
Nobody's traveling with cassettes.

Speaker 2 (01:33:09):
Well, I'm not even listening to them at home. It's
not my thing.

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
And they're like, no sound distortion, that's all they are.

Speaker 1 (01:33:14):
It's all sound distorted. Talking about it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:17):
If I'm going backwards, I'm going to do it on
a record.

Speaker 11 (01:33:19):
Well, those are waiting for you out in Woodlawn if
you if you're in the market for a whole bunch
of opera slash classical music. And then one of the
more unique finds that I've come across is this dark
room lab processing sink. If you're into old school photography,
you're still making your your photos the old nashion way,
which I got nothing but respect.

Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
You're peeping tom and you don't anybody to see you.

Speaker 11 (01:33:42):
Yep, maybe, yeah, exactly. You want to take pictures of
your trophies quote unquote, you want to keep those in
the dark. That's a good spot to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
I want to get arrested at a Walgreens. You get
to sink.

Speaker 11 (01:33:53):
We got a creole lab by Korean Nite dark Room
Lab Processing Sinc. A fiberglass sink basin, sturdy cabinet also
includes a refrigeration unit to manage the water temperature. High
tech stuff here, and this thing looks pristine and they're
just giving it away and giving it off exactly free
for seven thousand dollars. Dimensions are sixty three inches wide

(01:34:13):
by thirty two inches deep by thirty nine inches high.
It's quite heavy, so be prepared to lift, load and
haul this item. The top does separate from the cabinet
base and they will assist you with the loading, but
you're going to need your own truck. Again, that's probably
several hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
I don't know, Yeah, would think so. So.

Speaker 11 (01:34:29):
If you're if you've got a photography hobby or you're
about to start one, look no further than a free
sink to develop your photo.

Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
There it is beef Waters free for all, helping you
find not just deals but free items.

Speaker 11 (01:34:43):
And if you're in the market for palettes, old tires, uh,
workout equipment and pianos, right now it is it is
the food court of freebies.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
Today it is everything.

Speaker 11 (01:34:54):
And I wish this was yesterday because yesterday there was
a couple of goats up on the market and other
don so some of them somebody got some goats.

Speaker 1 (01:35:01):
They missed out.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
Well, all right, maybe next week, you know, can you
shoot him a text next time they pop up?

Speaker 2 (01:35:09):
Dude, hold these please hold hold.

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
Can hold the goats?

Speaker 6 (01:35:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:35:12):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
All right, we do have some text messages coming in
on our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line. This text comes to
us from twenty nine seventy eight says, when do you go?
What are you guys tracking beef water tomorrow? Are you
going to refer to that? Or where's the beef? So
it's just it's just beef Water's One Man March. Beat
my feet, It's it's really this is the one Man March.

(01:35:33):
And yes, we're going to tell you where he's at, Like,
all right, beef Water is currently you know, like a
mile away from.

Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
The steel and he's going to be Yeah, he's going
to be giving us live updates.

Speaker 6 (01:35:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:35:43):
I think like, if.

Speaker 11 (01:35:43):
You're trying to catch me along the route, I would
probably steer you to the live feed because that's going
to be in a real time and you'll know exactly
where I'm at throughout the whole.

Speaker 3 (01:35:53):
RN right, And if you work live or travel through
the path, we'd love the noise, the hype, and maybe
even someone could go for hist Gump with you.

Speaker 11 (01:36:03):
Okay, Unlike any other day, normally, I would ask you
to not do this, but on this day, tomorrow, I
would love you to honk and yell at me every
chance you get. You know, on any other day, I
don't really want to be honked at nor yelled at.
But tomorrow I would love it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
Yeah, show your support if you see beef wid Are
running down the street tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
This time, I wish that I was not doing the
show tomorrow morning, because I would love to drive by
a honk and yell at you.

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
We can make sure that I was, Like, I say,
how about we just give Laura an hour to go?

Speaker 1 (01:36:34):
I like it, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:36:35):
We can do that tomorrow. Move it, fat boy. This
text comes to us from eighteen eighty and says, hey, beef,
this is legit. Bring a pickle with you and if
you feel like you're going to cramp up, or if
you are cramping, take a bite of the pickle. It'll
instantly make the cramp go away. This is not a joke.
A pickle works.

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
I swear.

Speaker 3 (01:36:49):
It's not the first person to tell you.

Speaker 11 (01:36:51):
It's the sodium. And luckily I got myself a tracksuit
with a pickle pocket. It's got a nice plastic flying perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:36:58):
Well, I'm very excited. Tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:36:59):
The One Man March begins five thirty in the morning.
The show starts Bee Fodder will start the walk at six.
You can watch it all happen in real time at
one O five nine the Brew on Instagram. This hour's keyword.
You only have about fifteen minutes left to get it
in if you want to win a thousand from the
cash Squatch, so here it is. The keyword is fun.
Log on one of five nine in the brew dot com.
As soon as you get there, a box will pop up.
Type in the keyword fun to score a thousand bucks.

Speaker 5 (01:37:23):
Now, what's trending.

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
All right, I want to play you this clip because
it's gone viral on TikTok and I just can't get
enough of it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:31):
It's these two sisters.

Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
They're twins, and they talk simultaneously, like both will start
a sentence, but like you can tell, one of them
will be kind of like trailing the other one and
then they'll flip where it's kind of like if I
try to repeat everything you're saying right now, Drew, you
could be right.

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
We're not right there.

Speaker 3 (01:37:48):
Oh my god, that's like Twilight.

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
Zone actually so annoying.

Speaker 2 (01:37:52):
So that's this is how these two sisters talk. They
look like they're about maybe in their forties or fifties.
Even so it sounds like they've.

Speaker 4 (01:37:58):
Been doing it for a while.

Speaker 3 (01:37:59):
Oh my god, Oh my god, did stop doing it?

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
Did we just do it?

Speaker 3 (01:38:05):
Was that not on purpose? That you're with me?

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
No, everybody's trying to else.

Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
You guys are in a showdown now now.

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
She's just staring at me. Look in the cry.

Speaker 2 (01:38:18):
So here's these instinct twins viral insynct twins on why
they speak in unison. Now, this is a couple of
clips I believe meshed together from entertainment tonight and we.

Speaker 21 (01:38:26):
Heard the big bang. We said, all another car accident.

Speaker 12 (01:38:31):
We don't know why, but we have tried to separately.

Speaker 21 (01:38:36):
But we're not our sales.

Speaker 7 (01:38:37):
It's not us to Australian sisters capturing the internet's attention
for almost always speaking in unison.

Speaker 13 (01:38:46):
How do you know exactly what your twin is going
to say?

Speaker 21 (01:38:50):
Well, no, no, no, it does happened in ordertomatically.

Speaker 1 (01:38:54):
Twins bridget and single.

Speaker 4 (01:38:56):
For life because they have each other there or.

Speaker 7 (01:39:00):
As went viral after giving an interview to seven News Queensland,
sharing the moment they witnessed a wild carjacket and he.

Speaker 12 (01:39:07):
Was coming back down down the words this and he
goes roun he's got it gun and oh our hearts
started a pan.

Speaker 1 (01:39:17):
It's es weik is this awful?

Speaker 3 (01:39:20):
Reminds me of the type of stuff We're on a
road trip and my kids start effing with me, you know,
like they're doing something like that. It's like and you'll
hear where they're like almost drone talking. The fact that
this isn't on purpose, I'd be like, no more words.

Speaker 7 (01:39:34):
It's not the first time the pair's in sync speaking
has caught major attention explaining to Good Morning Britain in
twenty sixteen, they're used to taking people by surprise.

Speaker 21 (01:39:44):
Some people go, do you rehearse the conversation? I said, no,
how can you rehearse the conversation? It's it's stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:39:55):
This is one of the greatest interviews I have ever conducted.

Speaker 7 (01:40:00):
The sisters say they're never apart and nights peers amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:40:04):
So yeah, there was those two girls. So I heard
him on this. The full interview is online. Well, we're
in if you want to.

Speaker 1 (01:40:10):
I mean, it's three and a half minutes.

Speaker 6 (01:40:12):
Of this bird.

Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
And we heard come play with us, That's what I'm
hearing right now.

Speaker 3 (01:40:16):
Yeah, come play with speed.

Speaker 21 (01:40:18):
Bang, we said, all along, another car accident, so we
drop everything and we went running out to the front.

Speaker 12 (01:40:25):
We seen mom running from the house up there, and
then the other cars were pulling out and checking him
to see if the person was okay. And one guy
he was up there with our mom and he went
up there and he was coming back down the waters

(01:40:46):
and he goes run he's.

Speaker 5 (01:40:48):
Got a gun.

Speaker 4 (01:40:49):
Oh my god, that makes me so uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (01:40:52):
All right, neat, how about get out of the car.
You to walk from here?

Speaker 5 (01:40:57):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
Boy, I couldn't do it, and I like, it's not
that's not healthy, right. But they're doing it on purpose.

Speaker 4 (01:41:03):
You can tell.

Speaker 3 (01:41:04):
Because you can just shut up, you can be quiet talk.

Speaker 2 (01:41:07):
It's become a habit, Like, I don't they're doing it intentionally, yes,
but I.

Speaker 3 (01:41:10):
Think they've subconsciously start.

Speaker 2 (01:41:13):
Yeah, Like I think they need each other. They're not
very secure by themselves.

Speaker 3 (01:41:18):
Especially the one that trails most of the time.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
You know they switch it off. Oh well that's yeah,
which I thought it was weird, like.

Speaker 3 (01:41:24):
You think there'd be a leader, like an alpha.

Speaker 2 (01:41:26):
It's like one mind, but.

Speaker 1 (01:41:28):
It's almost like one can tell when the other one
like doesn't really have like what they're going to say,
and so the other like she'll pick it up and
the other one will, Yeah, trail, I don't know, he's
gotta god run, he's.

Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
Gotta goun talk about really knowing your womb a mate,
I mean, you just had too much placenta time together.

Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
Let's go to line one. It's Tannard, you and Lorgan morning,
Happy Bruce day, mcdee.

Speaker 6 (01:41:57):
What's happening buddy, Yeah, Colin looking forward to Casey's walked
a while. It's gonna be great. I say it's gonna
be there before nine, like eight.

Speaker 11 (01:42:05):
Fifty okay, eight fifty all right, So we're hovering around
that just before nine o'clock.

Speaker 2 (01:42:11):
Is McK d gonna take the eight forty five to nine?

Speaker 1 (01:42:13):
Yeah, Big John has the eight thirty eight forty five
all right.

Speaker 11 (01:42:16):
Mcde it's yours, Hey, mcdee. Thank you for the support.
By the way, dude, I appreciate you big time.

Speaker 6 (01:42:22):
Absolutely, dude. I'll have you guys absolutely CA So you're
gonna do great.

Speaker 16 (01:42:25):
You're gonna rock and walk.

Speaker 6 (01:42:26):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
I appreciate He's gonna be great.

Speaker 2 (01:42:29):
And you can donate right now to the Autism Society
of Oregon. We've got a link up at one of
five nine in the brew dot com. Just click click
on beefs One Man March. Also all day today at
Shakeshack and Tiger, the one at Bridgeport Village. You go there,
use the keyword donate or just tell them that you're
with the Brus One Man March and then they'll get
twenty five percent of your order towards Autism Society of Oregon. Yeah,

(01:42:52):
that's all day today. Beef Fodder will also be there
between four and six, and.

Speaker 3 (01:42:55):
We noticed some new burgers on the menu that came
out today, so you can try all the new items
at shake Shack today as well.

Speaker 11 (01:43:01):
Yeah, I'm leaning towards the Shack stack, which has a
burger patty and a fried Portobello mushroom on it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
Sounds good. I'm going double shack all right, dude, mcdell,
We'll see you later, big dog.

Speaker 6 (01:43:12):
Absolutely, guys, I'll be guys.

Speaker 2 (01:43:17):
This text from thirty five oh four says I can
guarantee those twins are not married. How freaking annoying.

Speaker 1 (01:43:23):
Yeah, they look single. I don't think they're I think
they live. You have to take them together bond.

Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
There's a question like, do do they want to share
the same guy?

Speaker 1 (01:43:32):
Since anyone is go ahead, I was just going to
say they're not attracting men.

Speaker 11 (01:43:40):
Well, I was gonna say a lot of times these
identical twins marry another set of identical twins.

Speaker 1 (01:43:45):
But how often do you see identical twins talking at
the same time?

Speaker 3 (01:43:50):
Yeah, how about they're so annoying it doesn't matter what
they run into.

Speaker 21 (01:43:56):
Ron he's got a gun, I mean like.

Speaker 3 (01:44:00):
Robot, he's got a gun and he's gonna turn it
on himself.

Speaker 20 (01:44:06):
Bad.

Speaker 1 (01:44:06):
Yeah, we'll put the video online so you can check
it out there.

Speaker 2 (01:44:10):
Bridgette and Paula Powers are their names? Bridget Bridge yet Bridge,
it's probably Bridget.

Speaker 3 (01:44:17):
I like Bridge yet he's the female Bridget.

Speaker 1 (01:44:20):
But I think what if you put the names together? Well,
could they could be Paulette. I think they should just
go as one name.

Speaker 3 (01:44:28):
They might as well, probably do Paulette Bridget.

Speaker 2 (01:44:32):
This text message comes to It's from eleven forty nine.
It says, my wife is having triplets soon. I swear to.

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
God, imagine, oh man three peat.

Speaker 3 (01:44:42):
Dude, having three kids spread out is hard enough. Good
luck and God speed.

Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
Yeah, all right, that does it for us.

Speaker 1 (01:44:48):
Today.

Speaker 2 (01:44:49):
Tomorrow the One Man March begins. The show will start
at five thirty in the morning. The walkle start at six.
So follow us at one of five nine and the brew
to see it all your chance at a thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:44:57):
That happens right now.

TANNER DREW & LAURA ON DEMAND News

Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!

Stuff You Should Know

Stuff You Should Know

If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.

Dateline NBC

Dateline NBC

Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.