TD&L Full Show For Tuesday- You Can't Wear That

On today's show we talked about violating the dress code at a place. We also discussed people who lie for tips and Beefwater returned with a healthier version of his Fast Food Frenzy!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You, Drew and Laura, yoh, good morning. It is Tuesday,
July eighth, twenty twenty five, Tanner, Jo and Laura. We
aren't long. Uh. You know Ozzie's final show is Saturday night,
and there's now a new demand for Black Sabbath merch. Wow. Yeah,

(00:22):
which makes sense. You know, like when someone passes away,
you always see there like their their spins go up
on the internet other streams.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, not dead yet.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Well no, but you saw him, yeah, I mean really
by the merch. The poor guy, you know, he I
was glad to see him out there, and you could
tell like he wanted to stand up. He tried to
stand up a couple of times, you know, because the
crowd was so into it, he was feeling it. And yeah,
you could tell he just didn't have the energy.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, slow your role, Ozzie, come on now.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, but you're right though, he does he does look dead.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
And you know what's a wild little fun fact that
I had just read this morning that Ozzy Osbourne an
Axel Rose had never met before this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
WHOA really crazy? That was the first I just saw
it on TMZ this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I think I just assumed that, like everyone in that
circle knows each other.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
At least there had been a like where all the
rockers went sop. There's certain egos that are so big
they just can't be in the room together. It's crossing
the streams. But yes, uh, a demand for Black Sabbath
merch has gone up. As a matter of fact, there's
their store on Amazon Prime has seen tons and tons
of purchases recently. They've got you know, hoodies and teas

(01:33):
and sweatshirts on their Amazon Prime and they even have
a documentary Black Sabbath The End of the End. It's
available for rental or purchase on Prime Video. Nice. Nice,
So yeah, merch is going up for for for the Sabbath.
For Sabbath, you know, especially be like that kid walking
around with the Black Sabbath shirt who hasn't heard a
Black Sabbath heard.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
A single song? Yeah, good name one of them. Amazon
Prime Day does start today, So maybe you can get
a sweet deal on your Black Sabbath.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, yeah, it's not a bad not a bad idea.
I might get. I might get a I don't have
a Sabbath T shirt. I feel like I should. I
don't know. You just need one, like everyone needs, well,
if you wait, it'll be at the Gap.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
I saw at the at the Kid's Gap there was
Grateful dead shirts that made me laugh.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, kids don't want to listen to any of that,
but yeah, it's like, but you know, it's cool.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Colorful and their teddy bears on it.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
The dead Head will put their kids in there, and
I will say, I am guilty of buying my girl's
pink Dark Side of the Moon shirts when they were
little and they went to school and they don't know
what they mean.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
But it's for That's fine, that's fine. I think the
big story we haven't even started yet. Oh I was
just sharing that.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
That was sorry. Sorry, I forgot that we weren't doing
a big story. But I do have a great story.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
All right.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well, we'll get to that in a second. She's ready
to get going. We do have a lot going on today.
We've got some tickets to go see comedian and actor
Jeremy Piven, who's going to be at the roseland you
know from Entourage and Old School Love Me from Jeremy Peven. Yeah, buddy,
we'll have tickets for you at seven thirty this morning. Also,
Beef Water is going to be in here later on
today for another edition of Fast Food Frenzy. But you know,

(03:14):
we started our diet yesterday. Yeah, how's that going for you?
It's fine, it sucks. I mean, I'm it's day one
at day one and I was really having a hard time.
But we'll get to that later. But beef Water will
be in here to do another edition of Fast Food Frenzy.
But since he's on his diet, it might be a
little different today. Yeah, especially should be a little different today,

(03:36):
a special edition of Fast Food Frenzy that is coming
up later on this morning. In the meeting story, and
Laura is very excited. I can't wait your story. You
can't go second? What do you got going on?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
I think the big story is that big changes are
coming to the TSA. They are now allowing all passengers
to keep their shoes on while passing through security checkpoints. Now,
there has not been an official announcement yet, so if
you're going to PDX today, maybe don't try it just yet.
But multiple sources, including the Wall Street Journals, say they

(04:10):
quietly made the change yesterday.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
If there has been a change made.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
It sounds like it hasn't been made at all airports
yesterday because plenty of people on social media yesterday said
that they were still told to take their shoes off,
But it does look like that is a change that
will be coming soon. Just stay tuned and keep an
eye on their official channels.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
For no.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
No, it is embarrassing when you're going through security and
then you know you were already late for your flight,
so you got to throw some clothes on, and then
you take your shoes off and you got a tope
pushing out of your sock. Yeah, and you're like, you know,
or you're you know, I've been in the line and
I've smelled people with stinky feet. Oh yeah, that's no fun. No,
you look at some of those people. Of course, those
those hooves stink. But it's nice to that, you know,
people can leave their shoes on.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
Now.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
It's like, you know, you're taking your shoes off.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
If those dogs locked up you prepared for.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
I mean, how many years has it been some shoe bomber,
I mean twenty years ago, and so here we are
finally getting to put our shoes back on.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Thanks Bro for the delay on that.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
The big story to me is the Oregon State Fair
concerts have been announced. Now there will be eleven concerts
this year. That includes all American rejects, Everybody's favorite Winonah Judd,
Cheap Trick, and the Beach Boys minus most of them.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
But I can't believe they're doing that.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
There is a good news here. The concerts are free
with general admission to the fairs, so if you're already going,
you'll get all that stuff for free. But you can
also buy special reserve seating and VIP access to special
sweet seats if you'd like. And of course this all
starts August twenty second runs for the first of September.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I think the big story today is drummer Matt Cameron
has announced his departure from Pearl Jam after twenty seven years. Yeah.
Cameron expressed his gratitude of the band, saying quote much
loved and respect to Jeff Ed and Mike and Stone
for inviting me into the band back in nineteen ninety
eight and for giving me the opportunity of a lifetime
Pearl Jam acknowledge cameron significant contribution, stating that Matt Cameron

(06:10):
has been a singular and true powerhouse of a musician
and a drummer. Wow. That's a run.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, So, but it doesn't sound like there's any bad
blood or anything.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
It's just there's no reason. There's not like no word
on why he's leaving the band. It sounds like it's
his choice because he made the announcement. But I wonder
if he is going to be joining the Food Fighters.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
But there were rumors that he was going to be
filling in for the Food Fighters before and then and
he's like, I don't know what He's like, I don't
know where that came.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
From, and he denied it, So I mean, I don't know,
but it does seem either, it seems convened. Tis odd true. Yeah,
I don't know the two things could come to a head.
I still want it to be Shane Hawkins Taylor Hawkins kid.
But you know, I mean, maybe he.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Wants to live his own legacy first.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
You know, come on, you're the son of a famous
I mean.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Give but he doesn't want to ride his dad's coattails them.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Ride him for a little bit. Dave's not going to
tour forever. You're eighteen, You do it for five ten
years or whatever, and then you got your whole life and.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
It earns your stripes to be able to be like, Okay, well,
I was in this band and then I did this.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
You could be like Matt Cameron and just play for
a bunch of people. Yeah, yeah, you know I could
see that. I mean, I don't know. I'm just I'm
just saying I really think it would be cool and
I want to see it happen. And I already said
on the air that if it doesn't, I'll eat a booger.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
No, I'll eat I don't remember that.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
But I remember you saying that.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
But that is that's not something that anyone asked for.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Well, I'm just saying that if it doesn't happen, I
will do that.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
You can maybe you can do that on your own
private time.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
You know, Okay, I could do that. I need to
do that. Film me YouTube video. Anyway. We got more
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Speaker 7 (08:06):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
We got your Jeremy Piven tickets if you want to
see comedian Jeremy Piven from Entourage at the roseland we've
got him for you here in a little over an hour.
I do want to play some audio from some clips
that went viral of live performances that went south. Okay, okay,
there was one that went viral. I don't know if
he saw this on the internet, but this this woman

(08:31):
was singing the national anthem. It looked like it's some
sort of game. She was in like a uniform. Okay,
So I don't know if she was a service member
or if she was just at a serviceman like like
one of those games.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
She looked like she was in some sort of service.
I don't know if she was a police officer or
a military but it looked like it, didn't it.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
That's what I think. She looked like she was some official,
she's something. But she was singing the national anthem and
she just fainted right in the middle of it in
like and stumbled forward and then landed on the like
you can hear her land face first.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
You know when somebody's going down and they start to
lean forward and they just like.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Kind of like and it makes those weird noises. Then
you crash. That's what's going on. So I've tried to
find the full video. All I'm finding is this like
quick six second clip that's gone viral, But it's her
singing a piece of the national anthem, and all of
a sudden, you just see her faint. No, oh no,

(09:38):
she just dusted. And that's that's a full stadium, right,
It looked like a full stadium. It did look like
there's some seats were open, but it's the size of
a full yeah, do that in front of thousands. Yeah,
And she went up were like when she landed her
her legs went up, you know, like she she's scorpions. Yeah, yeah,
she's scorpioned.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah, Mike, did she what did she lock her knees?

Speaker 1 (10:02):
What did she do? I know almost.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Almost certainly a combination of that and nerves.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
And nerves yeah yeah, and just your adrenaline's going and
all of a sudden.

Speaker 8 (10:14):
Oh, oh my god, she made it almost to the end.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah, too bad. Yeah, right, that's just close to the end.
You're the whole of the Yeah, if she could just
pass on that last note, that's it. I don't know
exactly what day it was, but I.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Can only hope that she did this on the fourth
of July and did this for the country video Huge Dusting.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
It looks like the video was posted on the sixth,
so it's very possible it was on the fourth.

Speaker 9 (10:50):
Oh, what what happened?

Speaker 8 (10:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, yeah, let's hear you know whatever is that last
Let's hear in slow motion.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
I was going to choire once and a girl locked
her knees and fell through the back riser. Oh geez,
So it's got to be something like that, and like
the whole riser fell out of Manua.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Well, so on the back there's that little sound cave. Yeah,
and there their entire wing of that sound cave went
plunking down.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
I love, You're going to hear everyone in the audience.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
I'm trying to find the full clip. I'm just finding
this clip, but I will put it on the internet
here in just a second. Well, I feel so bad.
Check check out her blog one of five nine dot com.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
I so badly want to see the part of the
video where she's like coming out of it like, did
she did?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
She get back up and she's stand I hope, so
hope find that thing all right? One more time, one
more time hard she gets dusted right there. It sounds

(12:18):
like a baseball hitting a mit. You know when you
see someone elderly and they start to fall and then
they get they almost gain momentum as they're trying to
catch themselves. The fastest they've gone in years. That's what
she did. Like she like ran and face planted. So
that video will have it online here in just a
few minutes. One of five nine dot com also this

(12:38):
happened the other day. Chicago fans weren't impressed with al
with Alex Cooper. She apparently she's the host of the
Call Her Daddy podcast. Okay it's a big podcast.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Just watched her documentary last night. I thought she was
older than she is, but she's only thirty, which explains
a lot.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah. Well, she she went out there to sing take
me out to the ball game, and yeah, people boot
her because it was bad. You know. She did like
again to the Crown Mommy's and crack good jack. Okay,

(13:17):
comeback the cup Pies if they don't win in a
shame went shine there around at the field. Yeah, it's

(13:39):
hard to hear them, but they're billing.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yeah, I mean, I don't blame pretty weak. Yeah, she
at the beginning, because I literally just watched this clip.
She was like she She's like, I don't know what
I'm doing. I've never done this before.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
So maybe you shouldn't do it.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Her, well, well.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
She's on she's on a big she's on a big
press tour right now, so I'm sure her pr agent
was like, it's going to be really good for you
to just get out there and sing.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Take me basically, they'll love you.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
And yeah, people like that. They take great pride in
their song and their tradition. And when they feel like
you're laughing.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
You're mocking them. Yeah, you're mocking them. Yeah, at least
try at least try to even if you're not a
great singer. If you're trying, I think people will forgive you.
But you're just kind of mocking it. There.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
So she's been doing a podcast for a couple of years.
She has sixty million, so we'll just keep tracking, keep track.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Ye all right, we'll have those clips online one O
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Speaker 9 (17:49):
Now, what's trending all right online?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
At one of five nine the dot com? We've got
the clip posted of the girl who fainted while singing
the national anthem. Yeah, oh jeezh just face first into
the ground.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Oh man I met When she stood up, it looked
like she had applied makeup to that side of the
face and the color of baseball dirt.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah, it's a really funny clip. I don't, I mean,
she must and she was close to the end of
the song, you know it, But she passed out and
like she did that thing where you need to try
to catch yourself as you fall and it just gives
you more momentum. How embarrassing. And she did that in
front of everyone.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Oh oh man, can you imagine like just waking up
what happened.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
You're gonna have to see the video, man.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Watching the video back brutal because you're like, it couldn't
have been that bad.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Then you watch it once and you immediately go, oh no,
I've gotten viral.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
I can never leave my house again.

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Speaker 7 (20:27):
And Laura.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Never gonna get over that man, no woman fainting while
singing the national anthem. You can see the video if
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the brew dot com this morning. You know, I would
love to know if you tell lies as a server.
You know, being a server is tough. You really rely
on tips these days. Laura, you've been a server before,
and it's not it's not necessarily your favorite gig that

(20:57):
you've ever had. No, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
I mean, unless you're like really a people person. I
don't know anyone who it's their favorite gig.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
I would guess there's probably like the one percenters, the
people who work at the like Jake's Crawfish or you
know the best fancy steakhouse and they're making banks, so
they're and they're not dealing with the everyday clientele that
you've had to deal with. Right, Well, some servers have
had to resort to lying to people at tables to

(21:26):
get bigger tips, you know, little tricks, little hacks that
they figured out over over the years. Okay, and some
of these have gone viral. So this woman went on
TikTok and she's a server in San Diego and she
shared her you know, tricks that she uses to get,
you know, extra tips. And I want to know if
anyone else does this, because it's I mean, it is

(21:46):
straight up lying. Okay, it is straight up playing on
people's emotions. Oh okay, it's necessarily a bad thing. I
mean because you know, you're trying to get paid and
just feed your family.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Because when you say lie as a server, the first
thing I comes to my mind is, did you guys
she just cooked this bacon?

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Absolutely, totally, like you cooked it all in the morning.
Definitely was Yeah, So I just thought it was lies
like that. So but is it more crafty than that. Yeah,
it's crafty lies to like give them an emotional connection
so they to lie about yourself. Yeah, so they give
you an extra, you know, like a bigger tip. Okay,
now I see, So her name is I say her
name Aislen Parker. I think Aislen Parker. Sure, she is

(22:24):
a servant San Diego. And this is what she writes.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
She says that she's telling folks at her tables she
recently shared her account, so this is what she said.
She says. In a TikTok video, she tells viewers that
she added a baby photo to her baby book and
tells customers she's a single mom and to encourage them
to tip more. Oh so she just like she has

(22:47):
a fake baby picture. She tells people she's a single mom,
and she's actually invented a whole backstory telling people at
her tables that quote. She's six. I had her when
I was nineteen and her dad didn't want to stay.
And her customer is shoe.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
You know.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Her customers assume she's hustling for the kid in the picture,
and technically she is, uh, you know. While she admits yeah,
I'm totally lying, she says it's working, and it doesn't
feel bad what she's calling a server hack. She doesn't
feel bad about what she's calling a server hack.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
I don't know, sir.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
She says, she's got to do what she's got to do.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
No, I don't know about all that. I mean, it's
just like, yeah, just provide good service to your tables.
Also when I'm waiting, No, yeah, I'm just family's going
to make up a story about how I have mols
to feed. Also, I like, who has time to sit
down with their tables? I mean occasionally, but it's like
I don't typically have enough time when I'm waiting table

(23:38):
to share a personal share my entire life store just.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Pander with lies. Yeah, well, if you, if you do,
have like hacks to trick people into tipping you more,
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the comments section of this post and started sharing their

(24:02):
lives that they would tell people to get bigger tips.
And this one says, uh, I lied to a table
the other day that I had to pick up my
kid from school, so they say they would let me leave.
I don't have a kid. I just needed to get
out of it. I mean, that's fair. That's the type
of thing that I would say. That sounds like a
server special.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah, like if somebody like, if somebody is camping at
your table and you need them to leave, they've been
done with their meal for a while.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Sure I threw something like that. I got a friend
who just broke down and they need me. I'm the
only not only help they got. Yeah, this service said,
did I draw myself a Best Mom Ever card on
Mother's Day with the with the crayon in my left
hand and back and backwards are and tape it to
the outside of my server books so it was visible
while taking orders. I can neither confirm nor di not. Yeah,

(24:44):
I do that. That's that's a good idea. Well, how
is that any different than what I was gonna say?
That's just what the woman says. Because she's not she
doesn't have to say anything, but it's still it's implied. Yeah,
But like I mean, it's okay.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Sure, yeah, I mean, because it could be speaking that
you're the mom.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
How close to stolen valor is that?

Speaker 2 (25:02):
I mean, it's not like that versions that valor, but
it's still like just because you have just because you
have a card taped to the outside of your server book,
doesn't mean that your kid gave it to you.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
That is, they're they're coming to that assumption on there.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Okay, you've got to work around there. But sitting there
and straight up lying about it, that just it'd be exhausting.
Yeah right, there's too much lie all day. Other service
shared their lives and they weren't about kids. This one says,
when I would mess up, I would I used to
say I was new there. One former server admits I
I was new there for like the last six months straight.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah, how long do you get to hold that in there?
This one says, as a high school senior waiting tables,
I dropped the check off with the college with a
college branded pen, so they'd ask if I was going there,
and I'd give them a sob story about student loans
and it worked every time. That's funny. I'd like it too,
but you know, yeah, I can't. It's too hard.

Speaker 9 (25:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
The drunk guy who just you know, had a couple
of two one too many martinis, switch you have fifty
oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
And some of the tips that come especially when you're
you have a table that has a corporate card and
there they really don't care about whose money it is.
Your story can go a long way now if they're
going to keep coming back and they're like, what why
do we keep telling hearing about this kid?

Speaker 2 (26:21):
And then you get to know someone that could be
scared exactly. Yeah, you just got to hope that you
don't develop a relationship with that.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
It's gotta be a string. You got to know the
person's a trail and it's never like, you know, if
this person's in their third visit to your place, you
better not lie about your fake like you're having to
create something new every time they come. It just keeps like, oh, hey,
you had a little piano recital the other night. Yeah, yeah,
I hate to tell you, but he's gonna need a
new lung. Little Jimmy's not doing so good. So what

(26:48):
lies have you told as a server to get bigger tips? Laura,
You've never told any lies, I'm sure I have.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
I think it's probably more along the lines of like,
when you mess up, you say you're new. Like if I,
for instance, if I had forgotten to put in an
order and my table's like, hey, where's my food? And
then I blame it on the kitchen or something like that.
They're just they're just really busy in the back or something.
What meanwhile, I'm rushing to put in their order.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
What about lying about somebody's appearance to pump them up
to give you more.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
So like, oh my god, seems fine with me. Like
bartender walks over cleaning the counter. I love your hat.
Your hat looks all goofy and stupid, but they make
you feel good and you get a little bit of doug.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
It's a little compliments here and there.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah, what what's your trick? And ninety one nine seven
is our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line. If if you've got something,
I mean, maybe you could share your information with other
servers and help them out. You guys can unite to
empty our wallets. Yeah, I mean really good service. You know,
if you're super you get such it's so rare that
you get good services days that when you do get

(27:52):
good service, I feel like, yeah, I'll hook it up.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah, I'm supportive of you know, doing what you got
to do.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yeah, pay the bills, that's rare. Be kind and be
on time, and you're gonna be all right, we'll take
more of your calls here in just a few minutes.
What lies do you tell people as a server to
get bigger tips your calls? After Steve miller band on
the Brew.

Speaker 7 (28:12):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
So this server in San Diego posted a TikTok sharing
her hacks a little tricks actually lies that she uses
to get people to tip her more money when she's
serving them. And she's come up with a whole backstory
about how she is a single mom, had a kid
when she was nineteen, the dad didn't want anything to
do with it, so she's just taking care of everything herself.
And she's even got like photos in her wallet to

(28:39):
show people. And wow, I mean she's she's prepared. You
really commit to the bit. She says it works. She
says it gets her bigger tips all the time. And so,
you know, I guess we want to know is is
this is this normal? And do servers do this a lot?
And if so, what is your hack to get people
to tip you more? Do you just do you tell
people you're single parents? Do you tell people that you've
got a sick brother? You know, do you tell people

(29:02):
that you've got a gambling addiction? You know, what's what's
your thing? I don't know, probably wouldn't work.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
You're going to say, I don't know if that's going
to get much sympathy from patrons, but you could.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Try it, but who knows. Ninety one nine seven is
our McLoughlin's really text on a lot of text messages
are coming in this morning. This one says, my aunt
has been a server for forty three years and still
loves it. She's a people person and she kills it
in the tips department with no lies.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah, because if you genuinely love what you do and
you care about the people that you're serving, then yeah, a.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Kind happy server who's like, oh hey, han, how we doing,
Like sit down and start writing on her little pad,
and you can feel an energy like those people get tips.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
This text says sounds like that lady's an a hole.
This one says, what a piece of crap scammer. This
text from seventy four to sixty two says, I'm pretty
sure I've never been told the truth from a stripper.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Well, yeah, that's to be expected, though, I mean, yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
They're going to tell you exactly what you need to
hear to go back to the ATM. This text says,
I hope she gets fired for being a liar. This
text says, I hope those servers who lie burn in hell.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Wow, I gonna say thing about because your manager probably
wouldn't be so stoked to be here and that you're
pulling this maneuver.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Thirty forty nine says, I don't want to hear your
life story real or not. If you're a server, just
give me good service and you'll get a good tip.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
It's like I'm not here to chit chat. I'm here
to eat my food. Maat Thors says, think about the
servers who have kids. These who do have kids, These
people that lie about it need to be drugged out
in the street. I guess dragged out of the street
is what he meant, and have hot acid poured into
their face.

Speaker 9 (30:32):
Oh there I go.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
But she gets a strong reaction. Yeah, we do have
some talk back messages coming in through our iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 11 (30:39):
Go Morning Bird Crew. I don't know if this is
so much a hack, but I do do something to
seal the deal. When I'm doing business. One, I take
my hat off, I comb my hair so I look
like a normal person. And two I put my reading
glasses on, so then when I go to the door,
they're a little less likely to be like.

Speaker 7 (31:01):
No, go away.

Speaker 11 (31:02):
For some reason, it seems to work though later.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
All right, it looks like a nerd.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Yeah, just gets that reading reading glasses are disarming. They're like,
what's he gonna do?

Speaker 1 (31:11):
I always do that when I am driving. I take
my hat off, thinking like, oh well, cop, we'll see
me wearing a hat and think I'm a punk and
pull me over. So I always take my hat off
when you drive. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
I always did that as a kid because the idea
was I don't do it so much now as I
did it as a kid, because I figured they would
think I was a kid and pull me over. And
when you got contraband, you can't afford to be pulled over.

Speaker 12 (31:32):
Just to have it.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
I take all wearing a hat, all head garments off. Huh,
when I drive, I don't need it in my face. Interesting,
you don't wear a hat when you drive, like and
you haven't done anything wrong. Sometimes I take it off,
you know. Yeah, it's just a habit. Yeah, it's just
something I've been doing every year. Also, I don't like
feeling like restricted. I feel like sometimes a hat restricts me.
You know, I viewing and yeah, hey, whatever makes you

(31:55):
see the road, It says the guy who wears a
hat all day, every day, all day, we take it off.
I take it off the moment I get on. I
don't wear it all in my house all day. Why
why do you wear a hat in here? Then? I
still like doing my hair in the morning. It's a
pain in the ass. Why are you asking me at
every day wears his hat always? Sometimes I do my

(32:18):
hair and it's just a pain to do it. And
I don't like your hair is the way it is?
Take off the hat, take off the hat without the yeah,
put it back on your hair looks fine. What you
are attacking me in my hair right now, I'm just saying,
there's nothing problem. You just want to wear his hat
when he drives. That's fair enough. I don't know why

(32:39):
I'm being attacked because I don't know wear my hat
when I drive. It's just weird. Do you think you'd
think that you would wear the hat to keep this
It helps with the sun. I've heard a lot of
people say this. Actually heard it in a commercial once
for like drunk driving. That like, that's what I just
was saying, that's exactly it, that you're more likely to
get pulled over.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
Right.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Well, then the commercial they say that they're like I
always take my hair off. Yeah really, Yeah, I've never
heard them. So some people do it interesting. You do
weird things too. I mean that's undeniable. As soon as
we figure out some of those things, we're gonna get
to that on the air today. Spent a good twenty
minutes on that. But yeah, there it is. So people
lie to your service, So don't give them a dime

(33:19):
more than they deserve.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Yeah, if they if they give you good service, leave
a good tip.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
I think it ends there. Yeah, I do, you know,
from a servers a server, and I've never been a server,
but from their perspective, I can kind of understand, you know,
like people, some people don't tip at all. Some people
are tipping very low, and so sometimes like if you're
at one of these places where if you're like an Applebee's,
the people who come in there sometimes just don't even tip.
I can see you coming up with the story and
trying to get yourself paid. If you've got if you've
got bills to pay us.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
It's hard to tell from the jump, like who's going
to tip well and who's not? So to be creating
these stories with every table well sty' that's just six
to one story.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
But she could still manipulate them just by they say
something and she goes when it's not funny, I mean yeah,
but sometimes it doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
You could do so many different things other than just
be a same time. These stingy bastards come in and
it doesn't work, and you gotta you gotta soften them up,
you know, like you have these Christians who come in
after Sunday after church on Sunday, you know there, we.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Used to have a I remember, man, there was no
lying to these people. It was just they were They
weren't going to tip you no matter what you told them.
But I remember I worked at a mall restaurant.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
When I was That's where the big tips hit.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Ye oh yeah, when I was in college. And on Sundays,
kids ate free, and so people would come in. This
one family specifically would bring their gaggle of children and
they would all eat free, and then they wouldn't tip
me afterwards.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
That's crazy. They gave all the money to the collection place.
Exactly if you if you had a little story, Laura,
like you had three kids and daddy's not here. No,
they still wouldn't. I bet you they would according to authority,
to get acid poured directly. Yes, this one says, damn,
laurd is always finding a reason to attack Tanner. She's

(35:00):
got nothing else she'd does that same person say that
every time? A different person. But you know, Laura's sad
and alone and angry and takes it out on me.
And that's fine, it's totally fun.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
But no, but when when I get hazed every day,
nobody sticks up for me.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
That's I stick up for you. No you don't. Oh
my god, somebody texting something for Laura. God, I stick
for you all. I don't even want to hear it.
I don't even want to hear it. You should apologize
to me. That's not I can see it in her
eyes happening. I'm not going to do that. She's not
giving me a tip. I guess it's one of five
nine in the Brew.

Speaker 7 (35:35):
You're listening to Drew and Laura.

Speaker 6 (35:38):
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Portland's Rocks Station. One of five nine in the brutes, Tanner,
Drew and Laura. So we want to know if you've
got hacks or lies, rather that you tell people when
you're a server. If you're a server to get a
bigger tip, or maybe you've got maybe you're not a server.
Maybe you just can get tips the other way. Like
this guy says, Uh, I'm in automotive repair and I

(36:03):
always truck up conversations based off bumper stickers. So I
basically lie about being a particular fan of a sports
team or or you know, religious person.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
I mean that's smart. So that's just seizing the information
you have to Spanish.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Says it's not good for tips, but it's good for
surveys and Google reviews. Yeah, that is good. So I
guess it's kind of the same thing. Uh, Misha's on
the phone here, Misha, have you been a server or
our a server?

Speaker 2 (36:28):
No?

Speaker 10 (36:28):
But I wanted to tell a story about my cousin
who lived in Vegas, and he would lay out one
dollar bills, about twenty of them before you would eat,
and every time a server would forget to bring a
refill or he would have to ask for a fork,
he would take away a dollar each time.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Yeah. Right, it's savage. I think it's kind of a
dick move. It's absolutely ridiculous with them. I'm like, can
you stop trying like chicken strips? Stop taunting them. You're
taunting the person, you know. Maybe that gets there? Does
it work? Does it like get them to act better
or be a better server, or do they get sour

(37:06):
about Yeah?

Speaker 10 (37:07):
I mean I would see them talk to it, but
I would also sneak off and give them money.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
But sorry about him. That's good? All right, thanks, we
appreciate it. Yikes. All right, this text says, oh, hey, Laura,
I got an extra ticket to Jeremy Piven on Friday.
If you want to go with me. I think you're
pretty cool. Oh man, made in heaven. Fuck. All you
can do. All Tanner has to do is scream that

(37:34):
you're alone and the guy asked you like.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
This one says, oh man, I heard what Laura said
about you, Tanner. I'm so sorry. If you need to
talk later, you have my number. That's fat or thanks buddy,
I appreciate it. Yeah, he's like, please call. I'm serious.
He's been screening me for three weeks. All right, more
of your calls and text coming up. In a few minutes.
Coming up next, though, we're gonna play the Rotten Tomatoes
game for your tickets to go see comedian Jeremy Piven

(37:59):
at the Rose in Theater. We need collars ten and eleven.
All right, We're gonna list off some movies and you're
just gonna have to tell us which movie is rated
higher Unrotten Tomatoes eight six, six, four four five one
oh five nine. We'll do that after Bond Jovi on the.

Speaker 7 (38:10):
Brew he list you, Danner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
David Huff is watching us on our spycam live stream
right now, Yeah, which you can check out powered by
video only at one of five nine the brew dot
com and at camera's in here you can watch the
show in real time. What up, Dave, David said, don't
worry Laura, you have a good support group. Tanner. Quit
picking on her. I'm not picking on her, thank you.
Why do people think I'm picking on you today, David.
That was the first guy to come to her defense.
The other guy said that she was picking on you,

(38:38):
So now you're even or even you were coming at me.
I was not.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
I just I just said that it was interesting that
you take your hat off when you drive.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
I wasn't. It was an interesting fact to me. I've
known you twenty years. I had no idea that every
time he take it. I didn't say it was every time. Well,
it felt like it, but I didn't say that, so
I just said sometimes. And I don't know why that's weird,
Like like I don't know why it's me taking my
house when my drive is weird because I've heard you
say I used.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
To do that, and it's not.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
It's not again, it's not explained though, one at a time.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Dig I feel like you think I'm coming at you
and I'm not.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
I don't care about It's like if you like coming
at me about not wearing my hat in the car,
doesn't mean anything to me, Like who cares?

Speaker 2 (39:19):
No, that's exactly That's exactly what I'm saying, right, Yeah,
but I just I just like, when I get in
the car and I'm wearing a hat, my first thought
is not to be like, oh, I need to take
my hat off now.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
That's that's all. It's mainly like, that's why I wear
it backwards because it like restricts me. I feel like
it restricts me in your way. Yeah, and I don't
like it. Fair. I mean that's fair. I don't like
wearing a hat all three ways. I like it forward, backward,
and off. I don't like wearing a hat, but I
just do it because it's late. I'm lazy, Like it
takes me for like what, I'm that guy who like, oh,

(39:50):
one little hair is off, and I'll sit there and
tweak with it for ten minutes and next thing you know,
I'm late for work because I was just you know,
playing my stupid hair. I just feel like, sh it
all off. Oh that's the plan doing the bick cut.
I've thought about it. Really, what would it take for
you to what would take to shave your head? Please
shave your head? That'd be amazing. I don't know, probably
just like a really really bad haircut. Yeah, that's okay,

(40:12):
something I've thought about it, Like, you know, I don't know.
I probably won't, but I've thought about it. Yeah, I
have I have have good hair. We all have that
dent dude in my head from the head. Don't do it.
It's up there with you getting dreadlocks at forty three.
It's gonna let's not do that. I have a little
bit of a half pipe, but I think I think i'd,

(40:32):
you know, even with that dent, I think i'd look sharp.
I mean, only one way to find out. That's one
way to get that hat back on in the car.
Shave it. Don't shave it until you go bald, you know,
like you you have hairs, but he's not going bald.
He has a little spot. But it's been the same
for twenty years. I think you rubbed it off. And
I'm talking like I'm not here, you guys, Well let's
look at it. Yeah, your here, let's talk about it.

(40:55):
Tanner's bald spot is not that bad. But it's not.
It's not. It hasn't gotten bigger. Turn to face the
camera so you can so David can see. Oh there
it is. Okay. This is one of this is one
of my all. This is one of the things. I'm
super self conscious. And start wearing your hat in the car.
Everyone behind you. I was told to like, let it

(41:16):
my hair breathe more, to not wear my hat. Let
the sun get it, you know, because that apparently will help.
You've got the littlest spot. I bet like something at
him's would bring that right. I know I've thought about that.
I think it's I think we're at that point where
it could do it quick. This one says, don't wory Tanner.
What does it say, don't worry Tanner. I shave my
head and wear a hat and take it off and
I drive. Also and says it's okay, Laura, don't get

(41:38):
upset Tanner is it's just a sensitive guy. This one says, Laura,
we all love you. The three of you have have
perfect radio chemistry together. Thank you. This one says, screw
the tarantula. Tanner shaves his head if he loses the
weight loss child.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Okay, change no, because he said he's thought about it,
so we can't do something that he's already considered doing.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
That wouldn't be fun. Yeah, that would be fair to anybody.
You're like, okay, fun because I really don't want to
do the transler at all.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
But I'm not.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
I don't want it. You're gonna win this bad. I'm
already done. So what did I what they say? Yesterday?
I was to twelveelve? This morning? I was two nine
There damn some look at you drop an LB's just
like that. I don't know where beef water is on that,
but we'll, you know, we'll see later on this find out. Yeah,
I want to know all about day one. We got
to play this game called the Rotten Tomato. We're gonna

(42:34):
read off some movies and you just have to tell
us which one's rated higher on Rotten Tomatoes. I go
to Rotten Tomatoes all the time, Like, if I'm a
new movie's coming out, I always go and see what
the score is. That doesn't necessarily deter me from going
to see the movie if it's bad. But I will say, though,
when I was doing this, do check it out.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Yeah, And like over the weekend, I was going back
and forth between a few movies to watch, and the
Rotten Tomatoes gore definitely played a part in that. I'm like,
all right, well, whichever one has the highest score, I'll watch.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Like when I was I was flipping through channels one
day and I saw Hell or High Water and I'd
never seen the movie, and I was like, what's this
And I hit info and it was like ninety nine
percent on rod Tomatoes and immediately watched it and it's
one of my favorite movies. I watched it and they
were right on that, Yeah, it was a great movie.
So we're gonna give you some movies here. You gotta
get at least three out of five to win. Let's
go to our contestant on the phone. His name is

(43:25):
Greg from right Neer. What's up, Greg? How much?

Speaker 9 (43:28):
How you guys do doing well?

Speaker 1 (43:30):
My friend? What's the last movie you watched?

Speaker 9 (43:33):
House of a Thousand Knives?

Speaker 5 (43:35):
Daniel Craig.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Oh, I haven't said that. That's some Oh what's the
other movie in the Is it like the Knives Out?
Isn't Knives Out? I think that's what you mean. Yeah,
there's there a thousand knives in it. Probably I just
typed in a House of a Thousand Knives and that

(43:56):
does not come up, So I think he's talking about
Knives Out. Yeah, just Daniel is I'm gonna go? Okay,
all right, well there you go. This might be easy
for you, This might be hard since you, uh, you
didn't even know the name of that movie.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
He's unfamiliar with titles, but plots got it down?

Speaker 1 (44:12):
All right? Do you check Rotten Tomatoes ever?

Speaker 11 (44:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (44:16):
All right, all right, all right, clean, here we go.
You gotta get three out of five to win. Which
movie is rated higher on Rotten Tomatoes? Greg Happy Gilmore
or Caddy Shack Caddyshack rated higher on Rotten Tomatoes. It
is a classic. Yeah, which movie is rated higher on

(44:39):
Rotten Tomats? Is it Aladdin or The Little Mermaid?

Speaker 5 (44:47):
It's a Little Mermaid?

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Is a Little Mermaid rated higher on the tomats? That
is Robbery Little Mermaids ninety two? Aladdin's ninety six percent? Sure,
but I I agree with that the Laddin's better.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
We're a house divided at my house too, because Amy's
favorite is a Laddin, mine's the merm So we battle on.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
What movies rated higher? Two thousand and one, Space Odyssey
or Interstellar.

Speaker 5 (45:15):
Space Odyssey.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Space Odyssey rated higher? It is oh two and one
got a ninety percent. Interstellar only has a seventy three
one Away which movie is rated higher on Rotten Tomatoes?
Ghost or The Crow?

Speaker 5 (45:30):
The Crow and Brandon Lee?

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Is that rated higher?

Speaker 2 (45:33):
It is?

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Gregg knows his stuff? Yeah, the Crow's got an eighty
seven percent, Ghost seventy five percent? Lord did you watch
Ghosts like we asked? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Right before my pottery crass I could, And I've also
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I was like, you liked The Chrome Mom, She's like, yeah,
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how she gets people to tip her more, and she's
actually come up with a whole backstory. She says she's
a single mom, she had this kid when she was nineteen.
Dad didn't want to hang around. And she even has
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So we want to know, do you have a hacked
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heard it and called up.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
I had a moving business out in Las Vegas, and
I'd wait until we were inside the truck grabbing something
knowing full well that the customer is outside the truck
but is out of sight, and I would brag about
how much the last person tipped is and what a
great person you were, and how I loved working for
people like that, and that usually instigated a pretty good

(47:08):
sized tip.

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Yeah, guilt trip is yeah, that's that's always effective.

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Yeah, I could see that working.

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Yeah, and when you're moving, I mean, these guys, when
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So anything to get a couple of bones, a little
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they got a great tip so much, You're fine. It
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Speaker 1 (47:45):
Laura got yah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. We
want to know if you've ever broken a dress code.
You know, maybe you showed up somewhere underdressed, maybe you
showed up overdressed. I don't know. I bet that's happened?
What happened to you? So drew this? You broke a
dress code over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
It sounded like I got a double violation within hours.
I think it's unfair that I feel like it can
go both ways for me. If I go into an
area that's too country, they can smell the city on me.
But if I go into a place that's too civilized,
they smell the scrub on me.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
And I had the ladder happen.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
I got invited to play golf at a country club, which,
when you're not a member of a country club, that's
a pretty sweet day for you, right, So you put
on your best golf outfit and you go out there. Well,
I'm out there and I'm warming up amongst these people
who are regulars and members and all this, and all
of a sudden, a guy in an earpiece walks up

(48:45):
to me and he starts talking about my putting, and
I'm like, this is weird. In golf, you don't just strangers.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Don't just walk up to strangers and start talking on
the practice screen. So I figure something's up. And I
see an earpiece and he's die all talking to me
about my game and how you liking the club, and
he's just kind of got this tone about him, and
then he finally he's like, and sir, if you don't mind,
we tuck our shirts in here at the club. And
I'm like, I look down and my shirts half untucked,

(49:14):
and I'm like, oh man. So they immediately know I'm
not of the the I don't know the local, You're
not like them.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
So that puts it and puts me in a little
bit of a shake. But you know, and I see him,
you know, walk by everyone else. No one else gets
a gets a reminder. Fast forward later in the evening,
I've got my shirt tucked in and we get invited
to like have my family stay out there for dinner,
which is also a thing I never get to do.
So when we're sitting on the porch and it's Sonny
and I'm sitting there having dinner, and finally I gotta

(49:44):
I gotta pee. So I'm like, where's the restaurant out
It's inside, So I walk inside. Immediately a manager peels
off and starts coming at me and he's like, how
how are you enjoying the club, sir.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
I'm like, I've been through this routine before. I looked
down on my shirt. It's per perfectly tucked, and I'm like,
everything's great, and it's like, oh, yeah, yeah, well, I'm
glad you're having a good time. How's your dinner, sir.
We also don't wear hats inside, and I'm like, oh
my god, I'm wearing the hat now inside it. So
I pulled the hat off and just like have to
like just head down, walk into the bathroom. And it's

(50:17):
like I clearly was pointed out as a guy who
was not doesn't belong here, But like, how are you
supposed to know any of that?

Speaker 7 (50:26):
Is?

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Did any of your friends tell you like, hey, you
got to tuck in they don't wear a hat. No, granted,
I know these rules, it's just I don't. I'm not
in these places.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
So like I've been out there in the heat wrangling
my kids and I just ran into pee. But I'm
not even thinking, like we were talking earlier, my hat
is a part of my head. I don't even know
it's on. Definitely a non member move, and it's just
the tone.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
It's like, oh, are you enjoying the club? That means
like so if you've never been here, yeah, which I
like that We tuck our shirts thin. I hate hate
the wei.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
It's like that you just made me feel about an
inch tall.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
It's like they could they could smell the scrub on me.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
But if I if I get invited back, which is unlikely,
I'll be tucking it in and watching that hat inside that.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
You'll be flagged when you come in, like, sir, are
you gonna are you gonna follow the rules now? I
don't know how. It's like as soon as my car
hit the lot, they're like, we got somebody checked the
plate on that because they've got a scrub. I think
it's gonna go. We got a poor driving in and
you sort of steal range balls.

Speaker 9 (51:26):
Thanks for visiting the club today, mister hat.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
You know what, what if that comes back around to
the people who invited you, it's like, hey, I don't
know who that guy was it you said could come
in here, but he's never allowed to get Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Mean they were pretty they were in their way the
friend's membership. They're gonna be Yeah, you be bringing these
scrubs in. When did you break a you know, uh,
you know, some sort of dress code. Did you overdo it?
Did you underdo it? To what was the situation, because
some people's work is super aggressive about dress code. I

(51:59):
remember our boss yelled to the guy who was a
receptionist because he wore jeans, and you know, the reception
is supposed to wear slacks. Mm hm, you know, but
you never see the receptionist. He's behind it. That's what
I thought. But he demanded that he go home and change. Interesting.
He made him go home and change.

Speaker 9 (52:13):
It easier to go home. You put on some pants
and you find yourself some respect. Young man here for
the afternoon.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Puts on some docors and comes back. I'm not sure
it's much different of a load.

Speaker 9 (52:23):
Will not have this conversation again.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
We just got a text message from thirty forty nine.
It says I went to a charity fundraiser dinner and
the nicest thing I have is a tuxedo, and I
wore that thing thinking it would be fine. While the
dress code was nice, I definitely had overdressed for the evening.

Speaker 10 (52:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
People are asking you if you're you know, hosting, Are
you the auctioneer? Yeah, he's People are just like polos.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
I do feel like sometimes overdressing is almost as awkward,
if not more under dressing.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
For sure, you had to be way all in and
they're like, no, we just asked that you maybe wear
close toad shoes and a belt.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Yeah, ninety seven, and he says, not really a dress code,
but they didn't like how I was dressed. I showed
up to jury duty and my surplus army fatigues that
I used to play paintball in. They did not like
that and told me to just go home.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
And I was excused, Yeah, well that's one way to
get out of it.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Which is weird because you're in army fatigues, but they're
for paintball here. There's no badgis on that.

Speaker 9 (53:20):
I think the hole you're not in the military thing,
it probably rules out what the fatigues look like, right,
Like you're stolen valor at that point, and you're wearing
it to court Like, that's a pretty it's a bold
mis pretty bold move.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
I mean, I've heard people dress like an absolute slob,
so maybe it just seemed like you're, you know, out
in left field.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Yeah, when did you break dress code? Eight sixty six
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(54:15):
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Point to someone else who's done that around here. And finally,
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his stuff was stolen, he felt pretty violated and the
thing was still on order, and he's like, so I'm.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Going to put that in my house and get it
stolen too.

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So he actually canceled his batmobile because of that scrub
who broke into his house and stole all.

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Of his possessions. So he's a big fan, but there
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we want to know have you ever showed up underdressed
or even overdressed? When did you break dress code? What happened?
We'll take your calls coming up after sublime. Happy Tuesdays,
Tanner to and Laura on the Brew and Laura, when
did you break dress code? Vile? You know or you know?

(56:14):
When did you break the dress code? When did you
violate the dress code? I remember when I was a kid,
I went to a Christian school until like the sixth grade,
and I had to wear uniforms. Pretty strict about that, right,
They were super strict. And if I had to have
my shirt tucked in, if it was, it was super
uncomfortable to have those shirts stucked in. I felt like
and then that you know, the it was like navy
blue and it was just an awful, awful outfit. But

(56:37):
I remember that if I came in with my shirt untucked,
or if I had the colors mismatched, because I was
only supposed to wear one shirt with these pants. Okay,
so if you were with the other shirt with the
other pants, that's the who I would like. They would
send you to the office and call your parents. It
was a serious thing. So was it all the way
down to the socks. Socks have to be a certain color,
I think so. I think they had to be navy

(56:59):
blue as well.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Yeah, I had the same thing, but at first, because
I went to the same school fifth grade through graduation,
and at first it was just dress code. So it
was like, you know, the same kind of deal, but
more lax. You got to pick what you wore. And
then the the dress code violations kept getting more and more,
so finally they were like, no more dress code, We're

(57:22):
going straight uniforms. And then we were kind of still
allowed to accessorize the way we wanted to.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
By the time.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
But by the time, yeah, really, cops of these sweaters
I got to wear, like my ball chain necklace with
my polo top and my plaid skirt, you know, but
now it's there, there's nothing. It's like, you're wearing exactly
what we tell you to wear. But honestly, I liked
it because I didn't have to think about, you know,
picking out an outfit in the morning, and everybody looked
the same, so it's kind of nice. But that's the

(57:53):
only time I got busted for dress code violations. This
is when I was wearing a uniforse.

Speaker 9 (57:57):
It seems like a good idea. Nobody's getting ragged on
for not having the right stuff. I think there's a
some upside to the uniform for sure.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
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Speaker 7 (58:20):
Hey brew crew.

Speaker 12 (58:23):
Yeah, I had a party that I went to got
invited to, and I was told, yeah, just wear whatever
you want. So I'm wearing a T shirt and jeans.

Speaker 13 (58:34):
We show up in.

Speaker 12 (58:35):
This place is like a castle. Oh, it's probably like
an eight nine bedroom house. Everyone's in like dress suits whatnot.
I learned to just always overdress.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
I always had a rough day in there when he
walked in and they're like, dude, is he here to
fix like some plumbing? Yeah, the janitors here. We got
a text from seventy three eight says I had to
go home and change my shoes once because I accidentally
wore my regular shoes instead of my still toe boots.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
Oh yeah, and anyone when I don't think it's the
same way now. But back in the day, you go
to Las Vegas and you're with a group of buddies.
One buddy decides to just wear some nice white shoes.
I'll never forget being just They put the arm out
in front of him. It's like, no, no, no, you
weren't coming in here without black dress shoes. And we
all had to leave or ditch him, like they don't

(59:25):
care even if your shoes are expensive.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
It was like, blacker out, let's go to line one.
It's Tannerchu and Laura. When did you violate the dress code?

Speaker 5 (59:35):
Jay Rock?

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Anybody.

Speaker 5 (59:36):
I used to have a trench coat and back in
the day when call them by, it happened, I was
one of the only people in the school wearing a
trench coat. It was my only coat. I didn't have
another coat. It was winter, and they always dress code
violated me for my coat.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Your coat. It was a troubling time. Everyone was afraid.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Yeah. There was a kid in my high school who
always wore a skirt. He was like he was a guy,
and he got in trouble all the time for the skirt,
and I was like, who cares?

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
Now they wouldn't They wouldn't say a word. Yeah, yeah,
I went to a I went to a perform, a
high school performance, and half the girls were dressed as
boys and vice versa.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
They do their thing now, all right, dude, thanks for
the call man. We appreciate that still wear that trench coat?

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
Yeah I still have it yet.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Nice so you never got rid of it. She still
just fought it. He waited until it came full circle.
And now it's not as awkward I wore.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
I wear it anyways, and because it's dead winner, that
can't make you take your coat off. And yeah, shout
out to miss Schmidt for having to deal with me
every day.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Miss Schmidt. Yeah, she sounds like a saying all right, thanks,
we appreciate the call man. We got more talkback messages
coming into our iHeartRadio app. When did you violate a
dress code?

Speaker 6 (01:00:49):
Warren Burkru, this is big John.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:00:53):
One time was vite out to a party, wore my
Hawaiian shirt and all the other servers were wearing the
same Hawaiian shirt and everyone thought I was working there. Yeah,
and even the manager walked up to me and said
I shouldn't be drinking on shift and I told her
I don't work. I accidentally wore this shirt name and

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know that you guys have the same type.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Oh, bro, Bro, that's happened to me, John, I was there.
I was there. I went to Vegas with Drew and
a bunch of other people and we went to this
club called Rain, I think it was the name of it.
And you had planned this outfit out, like this was
your pre Vegas planned out. I just got a red
uh you know, like dress shirt. Sorry, it was a
black dress shirt with a red tie. And that's that

(01:01:41):
was I was excited about that. Look, you know, I
had some nice jeans, had some nice shoes, and I
get to this this club called Rain, and every single bouncer,
every single person, every single waiter, everybody's wearing a black
shirt with a red tie. I had people handing the
empty bottles. Oh my god. And at one point me
and a buddy went into the bathroom. Was so stupid,
but we were smoking a little pot in the bathroom

(01:02:03):
and uh uh, like in the stall, and one of
the guys walked in and saw that. He goes, oh,
I didn't know you worked here. In my bet, he
let me go because he thought I worked there. It
was just smoke, a little weed in the back.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
I mean, so it worked out in your favorite yea, yeah,
it got eighty six.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
I mean I did get a lot of empty bottles,
but yeah, other than that, it was fine.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
That's like when when you went to when we went
to see the Deaf Tones and you had to dress
like you worked at Target, and people were asking.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
You where their entrances were and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
I don't work here. I am not a Modus Center employee.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Like I even one person came out. It was two girls.
They came up to me and are like, where's the
blah blah blah, And I said, I don't know. I
don't work here. She's like, well, you're wearing a red shirt?
Got yeah, she just walked away. There's something about Also,
the khakis really rope it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
All, Like this guy knows what nobody's wearing khakis unless there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
It were LOR made me wear my Target outfit when
I was We do have more call talkbacks coming in
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Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
When I was nineteen, I was selling cars at a
Mitsubishi place in Denver and my buddy's little sister needed
a date to prom and I volunteered so she'd have
a date. And I showed up a work in my
text thinking it would be unique and people would want
to buy cars.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
My sales manager sent me home and told me to
change your carmaniac out there bummer selling cars if you're drunk,
that's amazing. We got a lot of text messages coming
in our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line. This one's from ninety
eight ninety seven says I break the dress code every
day at work. We're not supposed to wear printed shorts
with any type of logos, sayings or funny quotes. But

(01:03:38):
I wear a different one, a different one every day
because that's my clothes and I and I have a
useless and they don't provide me for clothes, so blah
blah blah. And it's one of those deals where, like
some rules are just too uppity.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
If, like say, you're in a job like where you're
not right in front of customers all the time, are
we doing it?

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Just do it?

Speaker 11 (01:04:00):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Just?

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
I mean, who cares if there's writing on his shorts
unless he's probably said juicy or something. Yeah, rights his sheet?

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
This text from ninety six to sixty one said God
suspended in middle school for a few days for wearing
an old mob ink shirt that had guns on it,
and my parents thought I did it on purpose to
get a vacation.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Yeah, and that mentioning that that I definitely have been
dress coded along with other friends for beer shirts growing up.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
You weren't allowed to have the like cors light shirts
on at school. I wore a shirt I remember, I
wore a shirt. I bought this at Zoomi's at the
Clockamus down Center. But I bought the shirt that said
masturbation is not a crime. Did you wear it in
war to school? And they made me turn it inside out?

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Oh my god, Yeah, I definitely I've seen that that
trick at time.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
I saw them turn out girls inside out a highway
for twenty in high school and she had to go
rest of the day inside out for it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Same with my my school kid had I wore a
shirt that said four nineteen in loading and they take
it out? Oh my god, I did.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
This.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
From this text from fifty eight to fifty eight says
the wife and I went to a fancy restaurant and
we were dressed up because I was in a full suit,
but we got denied service. We were dressed up but
wasn't in a full suit and service. So one of
the that's a nice place that you have to have
a full suit to eat. Damn, I'm all pinned up
in a coat. I needed off. That happened to me,

(01:05:18):
what will not me but my ex husband.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
We were in Jamaica at a resort and we were
going to a French restaurant that night, and we didn't
check the dress code before we went. I can't remember
if it was the shorts. I think it was the shorts.
We show up at the door where like we have reservations,
They're like, we don't care, you're wearing shorts.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Get out of here. Yeah. So we had to go
to the sushi restaurant that we went to every other night.

Speaker 9 (01:05:41):
I didn't even have loaners. They didn't have like a
rack of loaders.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
If it's anything like Mexico, they're dealing with that all day.
You're rolling up in board shorts. Some people's shirtless, like
can I get a steak? And they're trying to They're
trying to do the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
This text from zero nine nine two says, my husband
and I got in it to his coworker's wedding, and
my husband only sent me the side of the invitation
with the address and at the back which said guests
please wear all black. I showed up in a green
sun dress and he had a khaki top. As we
walked up the As we walked up all the guests
were in black. Let's just say we hid in the

(01:06:17):
outermost edge to avoid running the ruining their wedding photos
so awkward.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
I went to a funeral which I actually spoke at
last year, and I my best shirt was the only
real dress shirt I had and it's in a pinch,
was white. And I said to Amy, I go, is
white going to be a problem?

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
And she's like, I don't know. I mean you're speaking,
so maybe not. And when I got there, there was
not another white shirt in the building. No one said
anything to me, but not one other white shirt and
there was one hundred and fifty people there. Man, So
I was like, where's Drew? Was that taki guy up there?

Speaker 9 (01:06:55):
Not the gun? That was word I had at the
Country Glove.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Let's go to Michael. What's up? Bro?

Speaker 6 (01:07:01):
Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 10 (01:07:01):
Everybody?

Speaker 5 (01:07:03):
So I used to work at this place.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
UHC say the cast parts. Oh yeah, I feel like
I feel like everyone back in the day when I
was in high school, everyone worked at Precision Cast Cast Parts.
My girlfriend's boyfriend sorry, father worked there. That's a complicated
but like everyone worked there anyway. Sorry, go ahead, no bro.

(01:07:27):
So I worked to work and I had the shirt
that had a rat walking with a donkey, and I said,
I don't give it, got it? Okay, okay, doesn't give
a rats. Hey, you're gonna have to set your shirt
inst out And I was doing nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
This is this is how I feel today.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Well, they sent me, Well, then don't don't talk to me.
Don't come here, we go stand over there.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
You're not my supervisor anyways, so you just sit in.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
No way, he never talked to me again. Oh wow,
look at that. So just that's the moral of the story.
Just fight back directly. I hear your commands. I say, nay, nay,
but you have to go in with sir. I that's
just you could have just said, dude, like, oh you're offended.
I don't give a rat.

Speaker 9 (01:08:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
Point all right, thanks Michael, appreciate it. More of your
calls and texts coming up in a few minutes. Did
you ever violate a dress code? It's always embarrassing when
you get called out. Drin getting called out of the country.

Speaker 9 (01:08:31):
Leave me alone.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
More of your calls. The text coming up.

Speaker 7 (01:08:35):
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Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Drew and Laura, all right, when did you violate a
dress code? It's Tanner, Drew and Laura on the Brew.
We are wanting to know because Drew violated the dress
code of the weekend. Went out to a country club
golf course and was approached and said, sir, you have
to tuck your shirt in and you have to take
your hat off. Yeah, in two separate occasions.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
Right when I had recovered from the first, I was
watching my shirt and forgot that I wore a hat inside.

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Speaker 14 (01:09:10):
Hey guys, a long time ago, I used to work
with this girl One day showed up at our factory
job wearing overalls and nothing else, and you could tell,
so they sent her home.

Speaker 13 (01:09:22):
I was the lead server at Clane Jumper, and the
managers delegated to us that we had to inspect everybody's
uniforms when they showed up to work, black shirt, black pants,
black socks, black shoes, the tie, and the apron. I
had to send people home all the time for wearing
white socks.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
Man, so dumb. It sucks when you have to be
that guy to tell them, like listen, I know this
is stupid, but you gotta get out of here. And
how tiki tech is that? Like, who's staring at your
socks as your pants move? Like I can't eat now.
It sounds like I have to inspect. Everybody's just raising
pant legs. Geez all right, let's see him.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
When I worked at a steakhouse, they had rules about
how dark your pants had to be, so like if
your jeans weren't dark enough, or if you just like
wash them a bunch, which of course you do because
you're working at a steakhouse and you're getting barbecue on
your pants every night. But if they got two faded,
they're like, nap, you gotta go get more dark washed jeans.
It's like, come on, this is not impacting my ability

(01:10:22):
to work.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
I could see like a color panel. They walk up
to your pants. Yeah, this one says. Most of my
early school years, I had to turn my shirts inside
out because my mom would get most of my T
shirts from the bar. So I had a bunch of
camel T shirts, cigarette T shirts, beer T shirts, whiskey
t shirts, you know, and they were always a little
too big, he says, the only ones we could get

(01:10:44):
away with, because like I was saying earlier, they were cores.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
Light would boom, you get it immediately, like a pink
slip for it. But if you went to a Mcminimons
back in the nineties and you got to make minimons
like hammerhead shirt or whatever, they weren't so bride to that.
So they just thought you had the restaurant, not yeah,
your little pain in the ass. He got away with
something that works out all right?

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Speaker 7 (01:11:26):
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Speaker 13 (01:11:30):
And Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
Portland's Rock Station one of five nine the Brew It's
Tanner Drew and Laura beef Water and I were just
talking about our blubber burn, our weight loss challenge that
we started yesterday. Yeah. Day one's the tough us.

Speaker 9 (01:11:45):
Our bodies are being seasoned to a whole new thing
right now.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
But Tanner was already saying that he lost three pounds.
What about you. I haven't weighed myself, okay, yeah, so yesterday,
you know, when we weighed in, it was two hundred
and twelve pounds, and then yesterday this morning I up
on the scale was two or nine. So and you're
gonna flow a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
I think that, you know, I would only hang your
hat on the weeklyes just because you're if you go
up tomorrow, I don't want you to be but her. Yeah,
because that's I mean, you're gonna flow a little bit
at first as your body asks what in the hell
is going on?

Speaker 9 (01:12:16):
I mean, I gotta be down a little bit. I
took the stairs twice yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Yeah, I gotta get ten thousand steps in a day,
so yeah, yeah, yesterday I walked for about forty five
minutes and I was just sweating balls. So I think
this is all good. This is day two of our
six week diet and beef water and I are going
to see who can lose the most weight. If I win,
I finally get to see those crusty toes. If Beefwater wins,
I have to let a tarantula crawl across my body,

(01:12:40):
which I think is way worse than him showing his
toes like someone.

Speaker 9 (01:12:43):
You'd rather shave your head.

Speaker 11 (01:12:44):
No no, no, no no no no no no.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
You in this morning been made someone's in a text
in this morning and said, uh now he screwed me
up with the head thing. What they say about the
toes versus the spider. You think his is way worse,
But she said, she goes, I I think I think
Tanner will win, but I want him to lose, just
because I want to see that tarantula. I couldn't care

(01:13:06):
less about Casey's toes, is what she said.

Speaker 9 (01:13:09):
All right, that's my style.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
I like that, but people need to know in Portland
how bad these toes are. And I'm fine with people
also not want I want to see them so bad.
Yes you are, and you know it will be very
satisfying to me because I like that stuff, you know,
I like seeing.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
What are you gonna do toes when you see him?
I'm not gonna you're gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
Touch it, touch him, rubbing on him.

Speaker 9 (01:13:33):
I'm just gonna I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I'm just gonna rub it on my lips.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
Not gonna do anything like that. But I do want
to show the camera our live stream and all that.
So you're gonna sniff his souls? No, I won't do
anything like that, Laura, you can You're getting real fetishy
over here, Laura. I'm just saying Tanner's want the toe.
I want to see them. I don't want to touch that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
Tanner always says though that he's not foot guy, but
we all know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
I think I've kind of become that that's not true,
so I think it becomes his feet guy. I'm not
even I'm not even as an enthusiast. I've become a guy.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
Oh boy, wow, years that we're learning so much and
it's not even the Donkey Show.

Speaker 9 (01:14:10):
No, anyway, is pretty hot, is pretty hot.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
I want to see him, But listen, I I think
the Transla is way worse, so I can understand why
people want to see when you want to see that,
I have a racknophobia bad, Like I'm getting sweating palm
sweaty palms thinking about it. This could be the end racknophobia.
You might get over it right there.

Speaker 9 (01:14:30):
Yeah, it'll be over before it starts, especially once he
just crawls up that T shirt gets into the.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Cave T shirt. Cave t shirt. We don't even know
if beef Water is going to win, so and there
is so much game left. I mean, you think about it.
The first day isn't even late. I mean it's you're
all in, but you're still kind of like getting your
supplies and you're still like getting into your moments, so
you're not in your grooves yet. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
But also even just yesterday, I felt like everybody was
maybe a little overwhelmed. And today to hear you guys
talking about, well, you're gonna get tupperware, Yeah, bro, I
already got some. I just ordered one hundred dollars worth
of protein Chase, So it almost feels like momentum.

Speaker 8 (01:15:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
Well, no, I'm in it, like I'm ready to do
this and I'm excited for the both of us being
absolutely even even if you do be me. I'm excited.

Speaker 9 (01:15:17):
I was gonna say it. We're also like, this is
the benefit of doing things publicly, right, Like there's not
an opportunity to just go yeah, okay, we're just going
to ride through it. Because you still got to get
on the scale. You still have to reveal that you
did nothing. Even though I would love to get the
scale next time and I'll be up three you nobody
wants to be Portland's biggest loser. My favorite part of
the Biggest Loser is when somebody get on the scale

(01:15:38):
and that put on weight, and that and that trainer
would lose.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
You both have an advantage.

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
Well, it's hard to have an advantage against each other
because you both have the same thing, and that is
that you're not one hundred percent alone. Like the ladies
that you hang out with in your life are also
excited for you for this and are kind of participating.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
Yeah, girl i'm seeing right now is joining in with
me and it's so much Easiaty I love it. Well, yeah,
I love it. And we're working out together and I
really like that. It's like bonding and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
So yeah, if I come home after I've done all
these workouts in Amy's pork rinding. It's not motivating, whereas
the and she's already done her stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
I've done mine.

Speaker 9 (01:16:12):
I've had four different people say hey, dude, I'm gonna
do with you.

Speaker 6 (01:16:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
Yeah, a lot of listeners are joining in, so I
love that. That's the best. Like Kenny yesterday said he's
two hundred and thirty something pounds and he's going to start.

Speaker 9 (01:16:24):
He told me at the hangout at g Man at
the happy hour, Yeah, that he was down one hundred
pounds or something.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
Oh wow, Well, let's keep it going, Let's keep burning.
This text from eighty nine to eleven says, hey, if
you two guys want to lose weight, come work with me.
You could be my parts runner. This text from sixty
eighty one says Tanner has more motivation. Rock on Tanner
and go Beef. They also gave you a little love,
so we'll let's not forget.

Speaker 9 (01:16:48):
I'm the underdog in this thing.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
I mean, yeah, according to according to the staff, I'm
the underdog. Yeah, surely the founder of G three Fitness
who is helping Beef and myself get into shape.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
Here.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
She did say that she thought I was gonna win,
but that's you know. I think she saw that I
was more depressed and she was just helping me.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
Oh and it's gonna come down to who follows the
sheet better too. I mean that's a lot of there
were a lot of requirements on that paper.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
Three pages of stuff, right, And I didn't go to
the grocery store yesterday, so I have some of the
stuff being delivered today. Like the cleansed tea. I get
that today, so I guess I'll start that to moult detox. Yeah,
the detox tea.

Speaker 9 (01:17:22):
I mean, my biggest hurdle so far has been the water.
Like just water intake has been a chore.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
I feel like that's hard for anybody, whether you're dieting
or not. The amount of water you're supposed to drink
a day.

Speaker 9 (01:17:36):
I'm at a minimum ninety ounces a day.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
Yeah, So I've already clipped that this morning.

Speaker 9 (01:17:42):
And the best way to do that is when you're
ninety ounces this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
Yeah, and while you're moving is when you drink water
in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
You drink water. It gets harder as the afternoon goes.
And when you eat drink water, that's wash your food
back with water and you'll be.

Speaker 9 (01:17:59):
I put twenty ounces down on the drive in which
I was happy to have that marked off fish. So
then I go, all right, I just got to do
four more of those today.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
No, what else helps me? Drink water?

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
And I don't know if you've been doing this, but
drinking it out of a straw for some reason, it
just like disappears so much.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
Yeah, I guess you're right jug life, but I'm a
chugger by nature, right, And I think pint glass is
also a good way to do it.

Speaker 9 (01:18:23):
It's something that my dad does as well. Like we
can just put down liquid and so that's beneficial because
I can just drop a big tumbler of water without
any of it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Yeah, thirty thirty four eighty nine cent a text and
said left handed misfit. Here. I'm doing the weight loss
challenge with you guys. I'm hoping to lose ten pounds. Nice,
that's awesome. Yeah, any number is a good number. Whatever
makes you feel comfortable for sure. Fat Thorst says, watch
Tanner start screaming and that tarantula bites the hell out
of him. Dude, he's always looking for right on the nipple.

(01:18:56):
Oh little nip. Not thinks it's a water fountain now,
for the people who are curious. We are doing this
by body fat percentage. Ye, who loses the most body
fat percentage, So it's not by like pounds or anything
like that. And that's in six weeks, and surely the
founder of G three Fitness will be in here to
do the final way in and crown the winner.

Speaker 9 (01:19:14):
You bring a good point here, and I don't think
we necessarily settled on that. Is it just the one
category percentage?

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
So just total body fat I guess so I mean
a fat percentage of body fat loss.

Speaker 9 (01:19:28):
So we're not we're not taking another look at who
gained what in the muscle department.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
That I think it's fun, but I think the we'll
read those stats and what things have changed, But it
gets very convoluted if we're going to do a math
equation about stats.

Speaker 9 (01:19:44):
So the variable is just straight up, my twenty one
percent body fat needs to drop down to whatever, just
better than yours.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Yeah, that's the rule, which was I think what was
ye yesterday? Thirty something? Thirty four percent? Oh yeah, it's
gonna melt fine right off.

Speaker 9 (01:20:00):
The good news is the bulk of that's just right
in your lips.

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
Those are luscious, all right, well, in six weeks we'll
find out.

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
But it is on.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
I am hating it right now because it was about
seven or eight o'clock last night. I was like, damn, dude,
I want I want a pizza.

Speaker 5 (01:20:14):
Dude.

Speaker 9 (01:20:14):
I literally wandered around my house for probably ten minutes,
just like, I mean, who's watching? Not really like I
could have it if I wanted, I suppose, but like.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
Then it was that see what the world is watching?

Speaker 9 (01:20:26):
Yeah, but the it was just and I think there's
gonna be a few days of this adjusting and going
like all right, yes, accountability is for real, and I
need to stick to it whether or not.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
I'm just trying to get to Friday when I can
have my one cheap meal and it does You're not
doing a cheap day, right or no one one meal?
That's yes, are you participating in cheap meals?

Speaker 9 (01:20:46):
I haven't really given it much thought.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
Of course, he will look at him as thinking about
a big mac.

Speaker 14 (01:20:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:20:51):
I just don't know like how much of the setback
would be, Like I mean, there's a part of me
that goes.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
Just stay on the thing, slippery slope, and but then.

Speaker 9 (01:21:00):
There's that I know three weeks down the road. I'm
going to be like ready to murder somebody for a
Dave's bubble.

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
I think it's a good idea to think in your
head that, yes, I am going to get my cheap mail.
I don't know when that is necessarily, but I am getting.

Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
How about you say you're going to do it, but
then you know, keep like I think I could wait
a few more days.

Speaker 9 (01:21:16):
I know I'm going to tire of what I'm eating,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
I'm just I'm already sick these protein shakes and all this.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
It's just like exercise. You don't think about the tenth set,
just think about the first one.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
You went to the grocery store the other day and
filled up your cart and you're just like, this is
just a bunch of garbage.

Speaker 9 (01:21:31):
Yeah, And first of all, dieting is is not cheap.
I want to say that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
I feel like I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
Times the reason why we have a problem in this
country because eating cheap expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
And it's funny.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
You put the healthiest things you've ever put in your
cart and the first thing you said is look at.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
All this garbage. It's lettuce, bro what is this?

Speaker 9 (01:21:53):
It smells of the area, all right, I'm gonna go
home and enjoy this twenty seven pounds of ginger root.
Loving my life right now.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Yeah, I love it. I love what you're doing. We
were having to buy things we've never purchased before or
even looked at it. I didn't even know if some
of the stuff existed, and I'm having to buy it now.
And it's like when I usually go to the grocery store.
I'll get some bananas, look, get some apple, some carrots,
and then there will be, you know, some hamburger helper.
You know, there will be something in there that I
don't need, you know, a nutty buddy bar or whatever, drew.

Speaker 9 (01:22:24):
What's a good carrot alternative if it's on my list
of I don't really want the baby.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Carrot any other vegetables you don't like baby carrot.

Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
Another way to do it is you get the salad
that has the shaped carrot in it. It just adds crunch,
put it with meat. But I can't just swap the
carrots out for some broccoli or broccola.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Sure they're just giving you carrots because they think that
your simple taste budded.

Speaker 9 (01:22:48):
Well, I'm not a sucker.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
I won't eat a carrot. That's such a weird vegetable
to not Yeah, I only liked it.

Speaker 9 (01:22:54):
I'll eat it if it's steamed or if it's like
cooked with a pot roast.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
I love steep carrots.

Speaker 9 (01:22:59):
Yeah, that's good, But carrot, I'd rather get kicked in
the lips.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
Better than you eating a candy bar.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
Just steam the carrot, that's true. Just steam, like you
can eat broc I mean, that's fine.

Speaker 9 (01:23:10):
You're not gonna die if you if the carrot was
there for a specific reason or.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
No, Well, yeah, it's healthy. You need vegetables for your cholesterol.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
I know.

Speaker 10 (01:23:18):
I was.

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
I ate a bunch of broccoli last night, and I'm like,
why do I Do I really need this much broccoli?
Be careful, that's a gaseous you get party.

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
Yeah, but what about like a like do you ever
eat like the little baby cucumbers?

Speaker 10 (01:23:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
Yeah, I mean just anything like that's a vegetable that
you can handle.

Speaker 5 (01:23:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
In six weeks, we're gonna find out who is the winner.
If beef water wins, I have to let a Chancela
crawl on my belly. If I win. He's got to
show those gross toes, those toes. We'll see what happens.
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Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
All Right, so Sharon Osbourne was talking about a band
that she kicked off the bill at Ozzie's final show.
Oh yeah, so apparently this band wanted to get paid
and you know, def Leppard or not def Leppard but sorry, Metallica,
Guns and Roses, all the artists who performed at this thing,
they didn't get paid. Did this for charity because all
the money was going to three different charities, all to
help cure Parkinson's and children WHOA, which is incredible. They

(01:25:11):
raised like one hundred and forty million dollars. Wow. But
Sharon Osbourne kicked his band off the bill because they
demanded to get paid.

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
Man, that's such a bad luck.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
And the rumor is that band is Motley Crue ooh ouch.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
To be honest with you can't say if it is true.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
Doesn't surprise you. Yeah, I feel like, you know, I
don't know who would be Vince Neil, I don't know.
If it's Tommy Lee, I don't know. Also, who's the
money hungry person in the band.

Speaker 9 (01:25:40):
Everybody show didn't suffer because of that decision either, not
at all.

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
What I mean. So they didn't even need to be
there exactly.

Speaker 9 (01:25:46):
So shame on you for being greedy for one you guys.
It's I was first thinking, like, all right, well it
is a band. They have some expense to like maybe
get their stuff there or whatever. So all right, fine,
but Motley.

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
Crue, if everyone else get out of here, yeah you can,
you can deal, you can. You can pay for it
and also tax right off. And I'm sure the hotels
were covered and all that. There was comps there.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
Travel may have even been covered because Sharon said it
was because they wanted to make a profit. Yeah, so
take the accommodations and the travel and everything out of it.
It sounds like they just wanted to get paid on
top of that.

Speaker 9 (01:26:26):
Well a nice hotel room. Don't pay my life bill, Sharon.

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
Like, when you donate your time, oftentimes you get a
comp hotel room, they'll they'll bring you to the venue,
they do all that, they give you a dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
You just don't ask for money, right and you know,
and you know, like Molly Crue, Vincent's not going to
take that show any seriously than his tours warm.

Speaker 6 (01:26:49):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
That's how he warms up. So I listen, if that's
all you're doing for Ozzie's final show, they get out
of you row.

Speaker 9 (01:26:55):
It's part of history between him and Axel Rose, like
what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:26:59):
Axel Rose was there but yeah, well he hasn't sounded
great and works, but there he still performed a bunch
of songs. He did some Black Sabbath covers and then
he did they did Welcome to the Jungle and I
think Paradise City. Yeah, so, I mean he gave it
his best. He might be broken, but he's trying. Even
Fred Durst did a song for God's sakes, you know,

(01:27:19):
like you're crazy. The fact that I bet Fred Durst
is a good guy, but the fact that it's like
for children, for Parkinson's, you know.

Speaker 9 (01:27:26):
Like all that aside, it's also a performance that's going
to be sealed forever, like that's that's that's that's Ozzie's
last show.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
And you had the chance to be there and you
were too greedy.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
You're the asterisks instead. Yeah, so it sounds like, yeah,
Motley Cruez the band that was kicked off the bill
for the final Auzie show, and you know, hopefully they
regret that because I mean, you look at all these
all the bands that were there, everybody who was anybody
was there, that's right, But not old Chunky Vince. He's
probably at home eating an entire birthday cake to himself.
I mentioned, I bet all right. Coming up next, beef

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Water is here for another edition of Fast Food Frenzy.
But it's gonna be different because he's not eating fast
food right now. So what the hell is he going
to talk about? We'll find out right after days of
the new Happy Tuesday. So one of five nine the
Brew Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 7 (01:28:10):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
I love reading messages from people saying they're joining in
our weight loss challenge. Yeah, thanks to who was it,
left handed misfit. She's joining in, Kenny's joining in. This
person said, you guys are inspiring me. I think I'm
going to try to lose a little bit of weight
as well. I think Laura was just talking about, uh,
losing I don't think you need to lose weight dropping

(01:28:37):
on it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
Well, but I bought a swimsuit the other day and
it kind of doesn't fit. I ordered it off the
internet and it's the size I normally wear and I.

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
Put it on. I was like, ooh, so let it
all hang out with little school wishy. But I think
it all can be motivating. Right Like yesterday, you guys
are like, well, you don't need to join because you've
already done stuff. But like I just two days now
just taking the stairs instead of that elevator in the morning.
And when you don't do it all the time, you're
feeling it in your legs, like it for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
Like it's things that I have, I've gotten lazy and
little aspects that you guys are going to motivate me
to try and get that under control.

Speaker 9 (01:29:13):
I also started parking at the opposite end of the
parking lot.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
Look at that. That's a really first steps.

Speaker 9 (01:29:19):
So like I'm conditioned to go for the most awesome
parking spot I can find. And I just yesterday said,
you know what, I'm just going to take the one that's.

Speaker 1 (01:29:28):
Available and I'm gonna hoof it over thirty forty six
in a Texan and said, I started a weight loss
program with my doctors about four months ago. Today I'm
down thirty five pounds, So good luck to Cha's awesome. Yeah,
that's awesome, brother, that's massive, and you know it starts
to peel off quick because you guys are doing it
the right way. You're not just saying like Okay, I
won't have my late night snack or I am going

(01:29:49):
to write a treadmill. You're doing multiple things, so I
think you're gonna see great results.

Speaker 9 (01:29:54):
I got to tell you, man, that was tough last
night when when nine thirty ten o'clock rolled the witching hour,
as I call it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
Man, that's the hardest time for me.

Speaker 9 (01:30:01):
I was just like, man, wandering, just like, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
Why I can't I can't have anything in my house
because I will I will break.

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
Yeah, And I do have to say that I have
never seen that go away like my witching hours a
little earlier, but I've never you still crave.

Speaker 9 (01:30:15):
I literally reached up, I touched the box of ding.

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
Dongs got I Actually, I can't believe you have that
in your house.

Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
I had about twenty five percent left of a bag
of chips of these halopeno chips, and I wanted them
so bad last night, and I almost just took a
handful of the face. So instead I opened the bag
and I just dumped it out in my garbage can
you did it like an addic drum dumping cocaine, and
because the toilet, I was about to do it right then,
and I like, eat just a handful of them, and
I thought, if if I have, I have a little

(01:30:43):
bit of willpower right now, and I just dumped the
whole bag out.

Speaker 3 (01:30:46):
Because one chip and it'd be like, well I had
a chip, Let's do it a couple more chips.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
What's the serving size on?

Speaker 9 (01:30:51):
So does the guilt ever go away? Or is that
just part of the joint.

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
I think the gilt gets worse. It gets worse, and
that's what keeps you from doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:59):
But I you know, there's a lot of treats in
my house too, so you will have to you know,
until you have an empty nest, you will have to
fight uphill Tanner can pour them out.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
You have to keep the ding dong.

Speaker 9 (01:31:09):
But I can't lie man that it definitely was a
mental warfare.

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
Thirty minutes nineteen twelve, cent Texan says, I'm in. I
weigh over two hundred fifty pounds and I'm going to
try to lose weight with you guys. That's awesome, love it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
It's cool when you have a craving for a ding
dong or whatever. Just grab a handful of broccoli. It's
almost like the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
Yeah, totally, yeah, yeah, all right, it's not time for
beef waters fast food frenzy, pizza, hot pizza, hot con
tucking ire check out a pizza hot.

Speaker 9 (01:31:41):
No mcdons, no McDon.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
Sorry I lost it, all right, Yeah, so how are
you going to do this beef If you're not eating
fast food? How can you do a fast food frenzy?

Speaker 9 (01:31:53):
Well, I have come to the conclusion that I'm still
going to try and visit the fast food locations. The
uh limited options. Now that's going to be a little
more challenging, but I'm going to hit the spots, try
and find the best options for said locations, like.

Speaker 1 (01:32:09):
The healthy and move that way because I feel like
a lot of these fast food places. You know, for
a while there that was like the thing, you know,
like we're pushing healthy stuff. They pulled back on that
a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
You remember when McDonald's had the press release we're eliminating
the mc salad because nobody bottom.

Speaker 9 (01:32:24):
The mic salad shaker was maybe one of the best options.

Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
I did, like the shaker, was that pretty good?

Speaker 9 (01:32:30):
The mc salad shaker. Yeah, you shake him, put your
salad dressing in there, give it a little older, you know,
yeah and boom.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
All right, Well where'd you go and what item did
you try last night?

Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
Hit up Jersey micsh I went to Jersey Mikes yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:32:46):
Tell you I saw you.

Speaker 9 (01:32:47):
Then you probably bought bread, Laura, Maybe I did not.
This was my first four way for a into the
no bread world. Okay, so that's which is a really
crappy I'm now the guy who made fun.

Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
Of for a long time, call yourself a tool on
the way to the car, and I.

Speaker 9 (01:33:04):
Gotta say, I did my my standard club and I
kind of like the bowl better than the sandwich really.

Speaker 1 (01:33:11):
So it was in a bowl, not a salad wrap. Yeah, no,
no wrap. What about it is it's just the bread
not being there that you can taste.

Speaker 9 (01:33:20):
The Yeah, I was like, I had the stuff that
I wanted, Like the bread's just part of the package
and you and you just accept it because that's you know,
how a sandwich comes up for my whole life. But
now this was just like all the good stuff on
a bet of shredded lettuce, a little bit of a
little bit of oil.

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
And now that was that, and it was good.

Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
I don't even know you could turn a sandwich into
a bulletge.

Speaker 9 (01:33:43):
Yeah, they offer that comes in a nice little tray
with a lid. And so I got a little bacon,
some roast beef, a little ham, and just a slight
amount of because they you know, the cheese is very
thin there. Uh, And it wasn't an overwhelming out of anything.
I felt very satisfied, and I what not, I'd get
that again.

Speaker 1 (01:34:03):
Do you know how much proteins in that?

Speaker 11 (01:34:05):
Or I didn't?

Speaker 1 (01:34:06):
Uh, what's a calorie intake?

Speaker 9 (01:34:07):
The calorie was eight hundred and twenty I believe, which
I still thought was a little high considering what I'm
giving up to get this thing. But I was still
under my calories for the day. So I thought that nice,
which is good.

Speaker 3 (01:34:20):
And he could probably and same with you. You could
get the chicken sandwich, no bread, and then you'd have
chicken rotisserie chicken or you know, chunks of chicken breast.

Speaker 9 (01:34:28):
It wasn't bad, like I could see that being a
nice alternative, even though does eight hundred seem high to
hug Er?

Speaker 1 (01:34:36):
I mean, you think about a big mac by itself
is eight hundred calories, but it's not the completely the
same kind of calories.

Speaker 3 (01:34:44):
But you're you're in a better lane there. Don't do
that all the time. It's in a pinch when you're
with a kid.

Speaker 9 (01:34:49):
But that's which is the whole point here, is when
you're out and about and you do need something in
a pinch, there is an option, which I think this
is a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
All right, So what this item again? And how many
bee perss you give?

Speaker 9 (01:35:00):
Was the club at Jersey Mike's And I did it
in a bowl versus the sandwich? And man, I'm gonna
go ahead and give it eight and a half. What
have non burgers on the non burger meter? Wow, buddy,
it was and half veggie burgers.

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
That's like a higher score than you give some of
your other fast food items.

Speaker 1 (01:35:18):
That's pretty impressive.

Speaker 9 (01:35:20):
I felt satisfied after I cleared it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:22):
Wow, all right, Well, maybe I'll have to try that too,
if it's an option to, you know, just to give
you something.

Speaker 9 (01:35:27):
Skip that bread.

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
It's still tasted good, you know what I mean, Like
you still had the taste and.

Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
You're still going through the motions of hitting up a
fast food restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
Jersey Mike was still in your mouth, just no sandwich. Yeah,
Like it's going to be hard for you though, pulling
up to you because I'm assuming at some point you're
gonna go to McDonald's and try the night before last.
But like pulling up and then smelling the fries and
not getting fries, that's tough.

Speaker 9 (01:35:46):
Yeah. I literally just did that day before yesterday, and
I went, Man, those fries smells super good. And then
when I got my car again a little bit later,
it's still stung.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
Yeah, dude, I like getting just a burger in McDonald's
without the fries because it's a totally different experience and
you can taste the burger and you don't feel like
death afterwards. Well, I get it. I get just a
burger from there all the time.

Speaker 9 (01:36:04):
I got to do my McDonald's math here and figure
out what option I can.

Speaker 7 (01:36:07):
Well, it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:10):
Has tortilla, but they just brought that one pack.

Speaker 9 (01:36:13):
Yeah, there does seem to be super popular right now too.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
The Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 6 (01:36:19):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
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Speaker 7 (01:36:44):
Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
Pearl Jam drummer Matt Cameron just announced I think yesterday,
and he's leaving the band. I guess he's already to
be Yeah, he's already. He's already quit Pearl Jam and
he's off to his new adventure. I don't know what
that is, but there's rumors that he could be the
new drummer for the Food Fighters. He was one of
the names that was mentioned when they were talking about
getting a new drummer. I have no idea, you know,

(01:37:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:37:06):
I just don't know why you would who what was
the other guy's name, the Food Fighters guy, Josh Freeze, Right,
I don't know why you would get rid of an
established drummer, somebody who's been around for a long time,
just to poach a drummer from another established band.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
Maybe they get along better. I think I'll being in
bands and a lot of it is just the attitude
of people.

Speaker 2 (01:37:30):
Bad luck for the Foo fighters to come and be
like a pearl jam what up, Eddie, we're taking your drummer?

Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
And how long has he been there? Like twenty seven years?
Seven years, twenty seven years he's been for now, and
maybe it could be something much simpler. He could be tired.

Speaker 3 (01:37:44):
Yeah, I mean, that's a long time on the road.
Like it's funny that rock stars are the only thing.
We just don't let you go home. You never get
to go home. We're like, oh, you're a drug addict.
That's why I'm tired.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
That's why residency sounds so good, because you just in
one place and people come to you and you're not forgotten.
You can relax a little. I think the residency was
Water is gonna have residency at Jubits. I believe he's gonna. Yeah,
I mean, I be their house comedian.

Speaker 9 (01:38:07):
A guy can dream. But you you've played a considerable
amount of time in a very successful band, so clearly
you've made some decent money. Like is it a crime
to want to just enjoy life for a little while?
And I'm not, uh, you know, tied down to it.
Granted they don't tour all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
Though, right, but you worked for two years well not
even that like two months.

Speaker 9 (01:38:27):
Yeah, but they you know, they'll take five years off
and then do a world tour or.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
Whatever like that.

Speaker 2 (01:38:32):
Yeah, And it's like you look at the dates and
you're like, oh, they're not on tour for that long.
Yeah in the States. But then you have to consider
and now they have to hit Asia, now they have
to hit Europe.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
Like it's oh, boohoo, your band made it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
I know, you know, like what if you go out
with the food fighters, then you've got to start putting
babies in people.

Speaker 1 (01:38:48):
That's that's a true I feel like that's part of it.
So we'll keep you posted on what happens there. But
Matt Cameron no longer the drummer for Pearl Jam uh this.
I wanted to play this clip again because it went
viral the other day and it's my favorite clip and
that I've seen in weeks. I guess over the weekend,
the fourth of July weekend, there's a woman was singing
the national anthem and actually fainted in the middle. No,

(01:39:08):
close to the end of it. She's almost done, she
was homestressed, done, and she fainted and you know, like
stumbled forward and landed flat on her face. Oh, I
love it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:22):
Do you hear the dusting that she I mean, I'm
to me, it's like one of those old cartoons where
just the dust cloud.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
Surrounds are on the fall. And my favorite part is
when you hear the crowd go oh oh, I just
hear the fade out happen.

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
I honestly my favorite part about that, and maybe it's
because I actually haven't seen the clip is the noise
she makes when she's going down.

Speaker 1 (01:39:48):
Oh, like, what causes you to make listen to it again?
And let's try not to make any grunting noises in
the microphone because it is funny and I count myself.

Speaker 9 (01:39:57):
Oh it sounds like she got k Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:40:05):
It is, and she you know it's funny too, because
she kind of scorpioned like shelled rolled like a teeter totter,
you know, and her legs went up by her head. Yeah,
she got lawn chaired something folded up. But you know
she was almost done. You could tell she was right there.

Speaker 9 (01:40:22):
Oh do you think she just got overwhelmed?

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
Yeah, she locked her knees in, her knees probably locked
her knees, wasn't breathing properly in the anxiety altogether stuffing
bait you.

Speaker 3 (01:40:36):
She doesn't remember it passed halfway in the song and
that the lights start to go out.

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
It's just tunnel out is a weird thing that happened. Yeah, well,
that video is online right now if you want to
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