TD&L Full Show For Wednesday- All Chewed Up

On today's show we talked about the things people chew on. We also discussed the most popular infomercials of all time and a new segment called Creeper or Tweaker!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You releast you Drew, Laura.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Good morning. It is Wednesday, August thirteenth, twenty twenty five. Tanner,
Drew and Laura. We are large. It's gonna be another
beautiful day. It looks like I love these mornings. I
mean I I do like it when it gets a
little lighter, but I do, uh, I do you know earlier,
but I do love these mornings. It's a beautiful morning today.

(00:25):
It's gonna be another hot one, another scorcher.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
It's not gonna be that bad though, right.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Not near whatdays four? Yeah, this was right in your
sweet For some reason, I thought it was a little
gonna be a little hotter.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Okay, we're on our way to that web weekend. Eighty
six degrees today in the in the Portland Butcheral area.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Did you see on it and you can well it's
we're past it probably now, but uh, our sunrises after
the show starts.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Now, Yeah, that's a d I mean, that's a different life, peeps.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I noticed that driving in today. I was like, oh,
maybe it's just cloudy. No, it's just outside.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yeah, but it's still so beautiful. It's kind of weird
to be war man, kind of dark.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
I like it looks like the excuse me, the weekend's
changed a little bit. It was supposed to rain Friday
and Saturday. Now it's just Friday.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
So yeah, we moved that birthday party to Thursday day.
So we lost one kid, which I feel bad for her,
but everybody else was able to make The switch.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Is some yeah, some collateral damage, but yeah, it has
but we will, we will swim. And that sucks. So
your daughter's birthday is supposed to be Friday, and that's
the only day that's raining now.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Yeah, So at least on her birthday, when it's just
her and not her friends, we'll find something fun indoors.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
There you go. Well, happy birthday, Lucy, and yeah, happy
birthday to you. I'm not sure when your birthday is,
but if you're in the car driving works, probably you know,
coming up.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Maybe, yeah, you just have it. Eventually, it's going to
be everyone's birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Old man or lady. Yeah, oldie, oldie. Yeah. Another pair
of Lincoln Park tickets later on today. We've got these
all week with our new game two in the link.
We'll play that at seven point thirty this morning. Also,
we've got Laura told us a story yesterday that I
still really can't get on in my head.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
Drew.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh yeah, I'm not sure i'll eat today because I mean,
we all had her bad come on, we all had
her weird things. But Lord did something as a kid
that is really gross that her mom would get upset about.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
Like it was.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
It was so gross that her mom would get mad at.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Well, no, it wasn't my mom, because like it was,
it was. I'll tell you the story it was.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
It was. It's just what I did. That was my thing.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
It was like my my security blanket, except not a blanket.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Laura would constantly chew on one item and we'll tell
you what that item is coming up at eight o'clock.
Laura would chew on this thing. It sounded gross. If
her mom didn't know, she should be mad.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Because my mom, my mom did know, and I don't
know why she didn't tell me to stop. Okay, yes,
we'll have to She enabled she enabled me.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
In fact, I mean, Lord chewed on this thing so
much that like camem had to wash it.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yes, correct, you know, so that's true.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Well, we'll get to that at eight o'clock. And we
want to know if you excuse me, I got that morning, Clark.
But we want to know a few chew on something
like my mom wouldn't chew, but she used to suck
her thumb a lot as an adult. As an adult,
I remember as a kid watching her sucker thumb when
she slept. And then I told me she slept as
she slept, and then I told my mom, sorry, my
grandmother about it. I got my mom sucks her thumb

(03:13):
when she sleeps, and my mom my grandmother got so
mad because apparently that was a thing. Oh yeah, your
grandma already dealt with.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Well, you don't pick up sucking your thumb later. That's
a from birth behavior. My little brother was a thumbsucker,
and not only did we battle it for years, but
he had to have braces because because yeah, he just
bucks your teeth, right, it's the It's not a great habit.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
So yeah, we want to know if you if there's
something that you chew on that you just kind of
looks like a nervous habit, nervous twitch or something. We'll
get to that. Eight o'clock this morning. In the meantime story,
it's down time to go around the room sharing what
we think the biggest stories of the day are. Laura,
you want to kick it off, sure.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
I think the big story is that next time you
go to Vegas you may see some changes at the
iconic Golden Gate hotel and casino. And also I believe
the oldest casino in downtown Las Vegas is replacing all
of its human dealers with electronic table games. This move
comes as prices continued to go up in Las Vegas.

(04:14):
You guys were just talking about that the other day,
along with tourists. Boycotts continue continuing to drive visitors away
from the city, but industry experts project the US electronic
table games market will grow from two point seven billion
dollars last year to four point nine billion dollars by
twenty thirty three, citing benefits like increase to accuracy, efficiency,

(04:38):
and reduced offerings.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
I don't want to hear all the nonsense. All right,
you're doing it to save money because Vegas is hurting
and hemorrhaging money and they're firing workers. It's all it is.
It's not about that garbage about like it's going to
be more efficient.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Well that's part of the problem though, now, is that
because I know you have a buddy who's a dealer
in Las Vegas or what now.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
So I mean, if this is the future, all of
those people are gonna be gone and the jobs are
gonna be long.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
I'm sure it is, And that means it's gonna be
even more rigged. Like who wants to play like digital blackjack?

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Right, it's gonna be it's got They con you every time,
like you might win a couple, but like eventually part
of the house, the whole, the little machine that's built
into the bar is gonna take your money.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Absolutely, And I'm pretty sure the golden gates the when
you see out the back window of Circa when you're
staying and it's the same owner now that place in
some of these other places, I walked into it and
they had empty rooms like they're hurting that bad where
they don't even have games in the room. It's just
a nasty empty room, like, so they got to figure
something out. It just sucks that it's coming at the

(05:40):
cost of your job. The big story to me is
the Wilamotte River has another algae problem. This is why
we can't do sun for very long, guys, because we
always end up with problems. But the Oregon Health Authority
says that the algae in the Willamote River could be
an issue for you. It's at the Ross Island Lagoon
and down river to the Ross Island Bridge. Now people

(06:03):
should avoid swimming in that part of the river and
avoid high speed boating, including water skiing and inflatables being towed.
That'll move that algae around and increase the problem. They
are testing it currently, but those toxins could be dangerous
to you or your pet.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Oh yeah, I see people let their dogs like just
jumping a swamp and has the water has it moved?

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Yeah, sketch, that dog's gonna vomit everywhere all over your carpet.
So how long do the how long do chickens live?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
The average chicken?

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (06:36):
I don't know. A handful of years, Like probably five
to ten years is the lifespan of an average chicken.
But there's a Texas woman who's got a pet chicken.
The name's Pearl, and the chicken has officially been named
the world's oldest living chicken by Guinness World Records at
fourteen years and sixty nine days old. Oh my god,
oh man.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Fourteen year old chicken.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
I mean yeah, fourteen year old chicken. Taste like after
you chop his head off. It's not very gamy. Yeah,
it's probably not very tender anymore. Well sonya hole a
resident of Little Elm, Little Elm, Texas. Yeah, hatched Pearl
and her personal incubator on March thirteenth, twenty eleven. Most
most Easter Eggers, I guess most Easter egger hens typically

(07:17):
live about five to eight years, but Pearls defied the
odds at fourteen years sixty nine days. Looks like she
spends her time just sitting in the laundry room watching television.
See that old lady.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
That helps, so you know the fact that she's not
outside in a coop where you know, coyotes and raccoons
and can rip her head off.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
I mean she even gets along with the family's cat,
and they've got a new kitten too, and it gets
along with that.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
That's very cute. I mean, as long as she can
sit inside and watch her prices, right, I see many
more years for this.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
You know the chicken, how old it was like the
world's oldest living chicken. You know how old it was
when it died? How old twenty one?

Speaker 4 (07:56):
That's doubling the life expectancy that's my chicken's name was Peanut.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
That's like a human living to two hundred. Yeah, right,
if you think about.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
It, I mean, maybe Pearl is on her way. Maybe
she'll break the gainness world record.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Who knows, very possible. More on that story at one
of five nine the Brute dot Com.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura Diner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Happy Wednesday, So excited man. Friday is the last day
for the blubber burn between me and Bee Flotter.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
The results are gonna come up Friday morning at eight
a m. Yeah. So Casey and I are gonna go
way in tomorrow. We're not gonna know our numbers like
she's gonna surely from G three Fitness is gonna blind
it for us, and then we're gonna go in here
blind on Friday. And because I have no idea, Casey
and I are gonna be really close. I think, Yeah, it's.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Neck and neck, and that means that technically tomorrow this
is all done, you know, because once the results are in,
you can't lose another pound, right, you can't lose any
more body fat.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
Right.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
But I'm still gonna I'm not gonna cheat, wait till Friday.
I'm not gonna cheat until shake check comes in here
Friday morning. Yeah, I mean that's a pretty good finish line. Yeah,
it'll be my first cheeseburger in six weeks. And my
mouth's I literally my mouth waters up when I think
about it. And we're like, we already ordered. So I
got a big large vanilla shake because they have the
best obviously shakes. Their shakes are great. So yeah, I'm
excited to be over with it. I'm excited to find

(09:19):
out who the winner is. If it's me, I finally
get to see Casey's gross infected, you know, moldy toes,
and if he wins, I have to have a transola
crawl across across my body.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
So if we locked down the translate and the.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Diet podiatrist that we locked in the transola yesterday, we're
halfway home and I just need to find a podiatrist
because if I win, I want a doctor to come
in here and tell us what's really going on there.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
And I'm surprised that one hasn't surfaced, you know. I mean,
we don't need much from you, we just need it.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, I will tell us what you think we'll promote
your practice. Yeah right, so well tell everybody that this
doctor's the doctor to go to, even if you're a half.
But we need a pediatrist really, because I mean, I
want to make fun of Casey's toes, but I want
it to be just that I want to help.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Yeah, you know, and that would be nice to have
a finish line on that. And if it's you, you
overcome your fears.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Wait, didn't both you guys have planners? Fasci.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
I was just going to say, maybe, well I didn't.
I never walk to a podiatrist. I went to like
a Zoom Care.

Speaker 8 (10:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Mine has gotten a better podiatrist.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
You know, it comes and goes. I haven't had an
issue in a long time.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
So but if we find a podiatrist though, true, maybe
while they're in here we can you can ask.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Some questions, couple questions, Yeah, touch my feet. But like,
didn't be fought to say that he's got a pediatrist
in his family. Yeah, well he needs to make some calls.
What do we do it?

Speaker 3 (10:40):
But that's too close to home.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
I mean it's it's like if you show them the
doctor patient companidentialities out the window.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Like they tell your aunt your aunt tells your cousin,
and now everyone knows about those feet. This is going
to be life streamed on her website.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
So and why he hadn't done it in the past. Yeah,
this is a whole another bargain for him.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
So if you know of a paediatrist, if you're a pediatrist,
we'd love to have you on the show on Monday,
because that's when the plan is for all this to
go down. As we we, we find out who the
winner is Friday, and then Monday we pay it off.
So yeah, that's right, send us an email or just
call us. You know, you can find all our all
our deats online at one of five nine in the
brew dot com. Yeah, all right, it's now time for
a new segment that we're gonna call creeper or tweaker. Hmm,

(11:25):
interesting because I got a story here that doesn't mention
that this guy's like tweaking out, but all the behavior,
all the actions are pretty pretty tweaking.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
I think I do all this sober would be wild.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, this comes from Florida, so the chances of the
tweak is high, I think. But this is this is
like you're gonna have to I want to I want
to try to paint the picture here for you.

Speaker 9 (11:45):
Ka.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
But a Florida DJ named Anthony Smith was arrested for
indecent exposure at a public park while wearing women's lingerie
that exposed his genitals, fake breasts, a black wig, a
face mask, and various adult accessories, including a foxtail attached
to a device inserted into his buttocks. Oh that sounds

(12:08):
pretty normal. He's just walking around the park, just rocking
that tail bait here the.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Swings and it's just oh what was he doing on
the swing?

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Well?

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yeah, s s this is a child's playground.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Watch that tail on the swings, though it could be bad.
Smith who works as a party and wedding DJ. He
tried to flee from police but was slipping and I
had a think it's sprint. Yeah, but he was caught
near a children's museum. Actually, oh no. He told officers
he suffers sexual addiction and that the public exposure arouses him. Oh,

(12:40):
this wasn't his first time, his first offense doing this.
He was actually convicted in twenty seventeen for similar behavior.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Why is it he still locked up.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
And said that he'd been arrested twice before. For the
same Max. He was just come on, tell him the
cops everything. Yeah, He's like, you know, I get into
this all the time, as he just like pulls on
his foxtail a little bit. Smith explain that he engages
in this behavior because regular adult materials don't satisfy him.
You've got a problem. But he doesn't want he doesn't
want to violate his morals by having relations before marriage.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Oh my god, did you say the word morals out loud?

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Oh? Dude?

Speaker 3 (13:17):
And now he's a yeah, I mean, I mean he
has been a sex offender. This is nothing new for
this guy.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
He's been dotted, will not be violated in any way?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Uh yeah, that's uh uh At buttocks.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
On the other hand, so they say that he was
charged with exposure and resisting arrests. So the question is
based on that story, is this guy just a creeper
or is he a tweaker? Because some of this does
sound like drug fueled, but at the same time, there
is no mention.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Of drugs in the story. It sounds like it's just
his king. It sounds like it might just be his
kink and having a It happened multiple times too, where
you like, I've been arrested for this. But people, you know, again,
I'm just trying to play Devil's Avgate here. People also
get high eye and put on bras and stuff.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Yeah, sure, I think it's very possible that it goes
either way. It would have been nice if we had
a little residue to go buy it, like a.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Plastic baggy or something kind of residue. You get a
little plastic bag and you get some residue.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah, I thought you meant like the from the foxtail.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Oh wow, No, but let it be known that when
you're arrested, you don't get to go into holding with that.
So somebody's in charge of putting that in a bag. Yeah, exactly.
Why do you come and pick that up later from evidence?
Where are my things? Where's my plug? Oh?

Speaker 3 (14:34):
I'm sure it was quite expensive, so.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
I'm sure he brought that back right next to his
keys and wallet.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
All right?

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Is that a creeper or tweaker? Eight sixty six four
four five one of five nine. You can also shoot
us a text message on a McLoughlin Chevrolet text line
at nine eight nine seven. Uh, And you can also
send us a text all right, just said that didn't
I I think you can do. Sometimes I get on
a pilot. I don't know what I'm saying. I think
the guys after hearing the story, I think the guy's

(15:02):
probably just a sexual DV. I think he's just a creep,
just a creep.

Speaker 7 (15:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (15:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
He kind of reminds me of these people that when
they're trying to explain their behaviors, they're like, no.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
No, no, no, no, it's it's totally innocent. I'm trying
to stay morally right. But everything they're doing is very
like pedophile or very creep.

Speaker 10 (15:19):
You know.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
I don't know, man, because I've also seen those cops
episodes where the guy doesn't have anything on him, but
he's sweating, yeah, twenty degrees out, you know, like there's
something going on there. So it's probably some drugs at home.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
I had to have been some sort of like gateway
something or other that got him into this, right, Are
you just is I don't know, does this just develop organically?

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Because to me, he's all like skinny and cracked out,
looking so like that leans tweaker.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
See.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
I was thinking the opposite. I was thinking, maybe he's
like a heavy or.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Set Yeah, someone from sixty five eighty four said, why
is there no video of the chase of the Fox tweaker?

Speaker 6 (15:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
I wish there was. There might be some dashboard cameras
if you haven't released it. You just see a tail
in the night. This one from zero sixty six one
says he's not tweaking. He's just got a bit of
mental issues that we typically see around here in the
Portland area. Creeper alerts. That's what he says. Creep one
way ticket to creeps down. What the hell says? Full

(16:27):
blown creep is what this guy says. This one also
agrees that he's a creeper. Another text comes in that
says that it sounds like the guy's just got some
sexual problems. That is a little bit lonely, not a tweaker.
What do you think?

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Seven?

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Is our McLoughlin Cheverley text line. Drew's got sports? Next?

Speaker 4 (16:45):
What do you have Aaron Rodgers chiming in about his
new helmet? He's not Happy's next?

Speaker 11 (16:52):
And now Bruce sports sports, here's Drew.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Well, we're just a day away from these second preseason
game of the NFL. Now, that's usually when you start
to see some of the starters coming out and kind
of fueling up the offense for the regular season. But
there's still a little bit of trouble in Paradise. Aaron
Rodgers is dealing with the new helmet rules. The safety
protocols have made them change the helmet to make players safer. Well,

(17:22):
the problem is Rogers is used to his old school
low face guard helmet that you'd see back in the
day or like in the movie The Replacements.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
He's been here for twenty years. Well he's got his
old face mask on the new helmet and so you
can't even see out of the thing. It's the audio
is not the greatest. But he does not love his helmet. Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (17:42):
I'm trying to change. We're in the process. Still looks
like a dance face about that.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
I got to change.

Speaker 12 (17:50):
Because it's an old taste mass offensely, just like I'm old.
But we're trying to find the right helmet.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Right now, which I don't mind if he has to
stare through the top of his helmet all season as
a guy who did so much for the Packers, destroying
my Viking season year after year. But the Packers' new
quarterback Jordan Love had a thumb surgery today or yesterday,
which I was super excited about again, but he's gonna
be ready for the regular season. Kind of a bummer

(18:15):
for your lions as well, Laura. And finally, Shakari Richardson
the track star has apologized for getting arrested for beating
up her boyfriend at the airport.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
My boyfriend is also.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
An Olympian and they're super fast sprinters, but they couldn't
run away from problems at the airport where she was
seen on video, you know, smacking them around a little bit,
nothing too aggressive, but in the eyes of the law
and the cameras, it is assault and you did it
at an airport, so they had to take her in.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
She's saying she's sorry for her behavior. He tried to
say no charges, but they were.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Like, nah, bra, no it when somebody, when somebody calls
on like a DV situation, somebody's got to go.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
We have to take action. Yeah, sort, thank you much.
In our last segment, we did a new new segments
called Creeper or Tweaker, and we read a story about
this man in Florida who was seen in a public
park wearing you know, like lingerie women's lingerie. He had
fake breasts on, and he had a foxtail connected to
a butt plug that was that had you know, party

(19:20):
and it was put where it was supposed to be put. Yes, Yeah,
he's hanging out. He's hanging out in this park and
police arrests him and he tells them that this is
like the only way he can get aroused, and you know,
he's saving himself for marriage and that's you know, like
this is the only thing that turns him on. I
don't know, man, you know you've gone too far when
you need all this to feel. So we were wondering
is this is this a creeper situation or a tweaker

(19:42):
situation because it is the actions of a tweaker just
going out and doing that in a park by yourself.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Would you feel better about it if you found out
he was like on math or something or is this
or is this more disturbing?

Speaker 2 (19:55):
I think it's. I think it's so it makes more
sense if he's.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
On math, then I can blame the drugs and not
that's somebody who do this thing.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah, it's this thing. We did get a talk back
to Rahl ready wet.

Speaker 12 (20:05):
Creeper when he put that stuff on tweakers when he
stepped out into the park.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
All right, So just being a creepy guy is just
you know, doing it at his house.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
You can do that, and so surris see, if you're one,
you can do what you want.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
This text from thirty forty nine that says is this
guy related to Herbert the pervert from Family Guy by
Herbert Oh twenty three ninety six says, God, I think
he's just a creep. Can you imagine? I feel bad
for the cop that had to tackle the naked guy
with the pinky stinky tail. Yeah, and then you have
to get rid of all items.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Do you think they let him take that out himself
or did somebody have to give it a yank?

Speaker 2 (20:41):
I bet somebody yank. If I was the cop, I
beg this is the one thing I'm gonna let you do.
Your hands already back there seventy four to sixty two
says if he's saving himself for marriage, that's probably associated
with religion. That makes me think my vote's creeper because
of that.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Fat Thor says, this dude sounds like he's from Portland,
not Florida. Ninety four twenty eight says full blown creep
So I think, yeah, most people are just saying the
guy's just a creepy creepy all right. You know he'll
have a dot over his house. He'll be watched and monitored. Yeah,
coming up in a few minutes, we've got more Lincoln
Park tickets. We'll do that at seven thirty.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
You're listening to Dan Or Drew and Laura Drew.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
And Laura Happy Wednesday. We got Lincoln Park tickets. Coming
up in about thirty minutes, we'll play our new game
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Have you ever purchased anything from an infomercial? You ever
see whether those infomercials late at night. Maybe maybe you
just took one hundred milligram gummy and you're in another

(21:42):
galaxy and you decide to buy that blender or that
grill or I remember one time. I've never purchased anything
from a like QBC or infomercial or anything, but I
did one time beg my grandmother to buy me a
comic book that I saw in an infomercial. I begged
and she said, no, dice. Oh man, you know, Momo
would have broken. My great grandmother would have bought it

(22:04):
for me because yeah, but mem My, you know we've
had her on the show before. She's like, no, I'm
not buying it. Now I'm going to do it.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
I don't know why. I feel like the infomercial, like
anything you see on TV was always an if you
had to order it, if you had to call a
telephone number. The answer was always.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Most things off TV were trash, most of them. I mean,
I can't really I'm thinking about some of that Flexia
looks pretty good, like Encyclopedia Britannica or something. Maybe, Yeah,
those are good Encyclopedia.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
I almost bought one kind of right before the Internet
blew up, Like you know, the Internet was still was
doing its thing, but it hadn't really caught on for
every single person yet, and my mom talked me out
of it.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Well, I mean, it's a very nineties idea to have
like thirty volumes on a giant book sew.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
So this is all the information you'll ever need. Yeah,
when you get on your phone, you can just ask
your Google and it'll tell you within ten seconds. Yeah,
I do love to just loog it up. Hold on,
let me get to you in about ten to fifteen
start licking your fingering. I remember doing that as a kid.
Absolutely anyway. Yeah, but have you ever purchased anything from
an infomercial? I thought about it with the slap chop

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and that flexial looks pretty awesome.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Did you ever have the stores in the mall the
as scene on TV? Stores in the mall? That was
always cool because you could just go in and look
at all the stuff you were never allowed to.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Yeah, because I think because you and I bought a
snuggy once, but I don't think we got it off an.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Infomercial, And I think that that was the deal is
it was an infomercial and then it was such a
heater that we were able to pick one up in
a store, So it was an infomercial at first, So
we were sold on the infomercial, but we just acquired
one locally.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
I think you got a booklight with that snuggie too,
Oh beautiful.

Speaker 8 (23:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Do you remember the book like? It has a story? Yeah?
That story flushed it down the too. We put it
in the toilet at work in a game called Willett
Flush was on our Old Donkey Show. The answer was no, yeah, no,
it did not, and it was stuck there for like
a couple of weeks before the plumbers had well, I
would say no ish because it did find a spot
to be lodged where that was still a functional toilet,

(24:02):
just with a cool blue leve. Yeah, so you could
see the light stayed on and so you could see
the light coming.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
Out from the bowl from the horror when you would flush,
because it's the jet flush like the oh, and it
would it would increase the glow.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah, but you're right, we did get sold good endorsement.
Remember these infomercials from for the Snuggie.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Hates the blanket with sleeves that keeps you totally warm
while your hands stay free.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Perfect for men.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Women looks terrible of them too, right.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
And now it's so corny, like whoever made this commercial
as the whitest man on the planet, because there's there's
people in there doing this. They're doing that raise the
roof thing, and it's like like four, it's like a
fan of four people.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Tell you how many times though I've wished I had
a snuggie. See usually in an office setting, they're too big, so.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Cold, they're absolutely overrated.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
In the moment, like everyone's like, oh yeah, Snuggie, it's
like you're freezing in the back. Like the whole thing,
like the whole idea of it. It's still open, it's
just open in the back. You're like in a hospital.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
I think the only thing that I and I don't know.
I think it might be a similar situation as to
you guys were like we saw it on an infomercial
and then we ordered it online or something. But I
had these slippers called stompies, and the commercials like stop
Stop Stoppies, and they were because they were slippers for children.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Stop Stop Stop Stoppies, and you would buy now, yeah,
and they were.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
They were slippers for kids, obviously, but they came in
different animals and the ears when you stepped on the
slippers would like go up and down like I had.
I had a bunny rabbit one, and every time you
stepped the ears would go binkink, yeah, and you would
just stop and got stop Stop Stop stoppies.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Do you guys remember the one thing that used to
go into the door like it had it was supposed
to slide under your front door and.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Keep the air from coming in.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
So it had two like two tubes and it would
slide under the door and the like, and there goes
the draft and I had.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
A did it work?

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Well?

Speaker 2 (25:59):
I didn't. I wanted it because I had a drafty door,
but I was broke, so I never.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Got Man, I feel like that would be effective.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Let me ask beef water beef yep. Hey, you seem
like a guy who has purchased something from an infomercial before.

Speaker 8 (26:14):
Yeah, I haven't, unfortunately, But there's a lot of stuff
that I wanted. I really wanted that Rob Coke food dehydrator,
but I just you know, I thought, like, then when
I get it, what am I going to do with it?
But boy did he sell it?

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Well, you're going to denohydrate so many things you know
you're gonna do.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
You're gonna dehydrate a bunch of apricots and make some
of your own fruit.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
What do they call fruit leather? Yeah, fruit jerky I wanted.

Speaker 8 (26:41):
Yeah, that's it. Or fruit roll ups or jerky. I
mean that's really the only two uses that I would
want it for. But nevertheless, when I would see that
come on, I go, oh, that's pretty good. And then
the showtime countertop roa tissory. How do you go wrong
with something like that?

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Show? I do remember that, Yeah, And sometimes like just
because they make the chicken looks so good in those
things you just want to buy just for that.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Well you know it's not actually really rib Oh.

Speaker 8 (27:06):
Look anything that you if you can just set it
and forget it? What more do you need to know?

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Oh my god? What was Yeah? What was it? Was
that the Rotisseri slogan?

Speaker 4 (27:13):
No, that was Ronko's food dehydrit was the set it
and forget it?

Speaker 2 (27:18):
But maybe the Rotisseri had it too? Was that also
a Ronco good?

Speaker 1 (27:22):
It was?

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (27:23):
Well there it was, you know, that was just the gimmick.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Okay. What item I wanted to buy from an infomercial
but I never did was the slap chop. Oh yeah,
and that guy and even when he got in trouble
with the law, they kept him because what else he
also did?

Speaker 3 (27:37):
The uh the super sham woww super absorbent towel.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah, but this dude, dude, he sold me on the
slap chop.

Speaker 10 (27:44):
It's fits with slap chop. You're gonna be in a
great wood all day? Is it going to be slapping
your troubles away with a slap chop? Now, look, here's
a potato one slap You got big chunks for stows
who slaps home fries in a second and look at it,
but you add a mushall. The more you do it,
finer gets you to switch any brains.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
You love salad, you hate me. From what I remember,
he got busted because the hooker punched him in the
face in a hotel room.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
I believe I thought he punched a hooker.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
But there were.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
So many slap chop jokes, so they just like they
never stopped coming.

Speaker 10 (28:11):
Try sellar.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
We take the carrots salad.

Speaker 10 (28:13):
I love pizza too, but once in a while, get
the veggies in.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
At least he could be much funnyf hooker punched him.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
But okay, I don't think he would have been in trouble.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Yeah that he would have got to keep all of
his gigs. Well he kept him anyway. They were like,
Vince is the man, let's do this. Yeah. Well he
was like, you know, uh, what's his name? Billy Billy Breeze,
no radio? What was his name? Oh my god, the.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
All I'm thinking is Billy McFarland. And that's the guy,
Billy Billy Billy.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Mays, Billy Billy here, Billy Mays here. Oh the he's
the he's the goat. Yeah, he is the goat. Billy
Mays was the goat that flex seal.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Guys, Billy Mays here with sore bes. Hi, Billy May's
here with the awesome augur. Hi, Billy May's here for
mighty Puddy. Hi, Billy May's here for mighty Mendit. Hi
Billy May's here for mighty Shine. We could go on
for him. Oh my god, I didn't know he endorsed
so many products. He has the oxy clean that really
did in the end, though, So what did you buy

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from an infomercial eight sixty six four four nine, or
you can shoot us a talk back through our iHeart
radio app. We did get a text message, a couple
of text messages coming in on a McLoughlin Chevrolet text
line at nine eight one ninety seven. This text comes
to us from eighty nine to eleven. It says, I
bought a knife set from Ronco years ago and my
sister has it to this day. WHOA see Ronco? He

(29:33):
did it right? It's the guy thirty forty nine says,
oh no, that's an old text message. All right, all right,
bef Water, Well where are you at? Dude?

Speaker 8 (29:42):
All right, I'm in the parking lot, just trying to
build up the courage to come inside.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
What are you doing? You just sat out there smoking
a bowl?

Speaker 8 (29:51):
Yeah, I just I just sometimes I just need to
sit here for a minute and log myself into the day.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
All right, good luck with that. All right, we'll get
in here, man, we'll see the season.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
Right.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
He's just cranky because he hasn't had carbs in so long.
So now, I mean, hey, cranky builds abs. Keep going,
Buddy Trough. All right, we got some talking back messages
coming in. We want to know what did you purchase
from an infomercial? Did you buy anything cool? Was it
worth it? Morning brew crew? I remember the one thing
back in the day that my parents actually bought they

(30:24):
fell in love with. It was the clapper. Clap on,
clap off.

Speaker 6 (30:29):
Did not work at all.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
You would have to pretty much destroy your hands or
anything to turn on and off. It didn't last long
and the ass have good day, guys. I do remember
those commercials.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
It's the og infomer it clap clap off, the clapper.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Yeah, you're right, yeah, the chia pets too.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
I'm they still have those commercials.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Though everyone saw. I'll be up at three in the morning,
I'll see it.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
You know, I saw a woman who actually cheated her
entire bathroom. But I don't know how I watched that
entire instagram that got away.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
More talkbacks, tor app, What did you buy from an infomercial?

Speaker 13 (31:05):
You guys got to start on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
The slap Chop remix and the sham Wow remix. Okay,
somebody redid it and it's hilarious.

Speaker 13 (31:14):
I don't know if you play it on the air,
but you guys should watch it.

Speaker 14 (31:17):
It's great.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Slapshot. I do remember these when this came out, the
slap Chop remixes.

Speaker 10 (31:22):
Ah, it's fit last last lapp Chop Chop Chop Chop
Chop Chop Chop chop chop.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Chop shop shop shot shot Shot.

Speaker 15 (31:29):
Shot signes face with slap job in a great boodle
Day's you gonna slap me your trouble the way with
slapper slash slap your trouble some way with the cyber job.
It's face with slap job are good ole Day's you
gonna slap me your trouble, So the way with slapper
slash slap me in trouble some way with the cyber job. Look,
here's a potato one, slapping of shots stoos who slaps,
don't fear.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
A man.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Somebody's got to bring him back, get him on a
new deal. This text from seventy three o eight says,
it wasn't me, but my wife bought the magic bullet
and it worked pretty well until it didn't. Yeah, the
magic bullet. I have mine, and I've had it for
one hundred years, but now it's called like a ninja.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Now I still have the bullet, and I have two
of the little like these little plastic pieces go in
and start the engine, and two out of three are
broken off, so I got one last peg.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
It's so funny because we started talking about that slap
Chop guy and a lot of people are like, I
think this happened. A few text messages come in. Fat
Thor says, didn't that guy get the tip of his
tongue bit bought off by the hooker and that's why
he and that's why he punched her. And this other
one's like, uh, I thought this to the sham wall
was with a trans hooker. Oh, I thought that was

(32:48):
what happened.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Man, This is like urban legend at this point.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yeah, right, got the name.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Yeah, we're in an alleged prostitute in the Miami Beach Hotel.
According to the report, after a report did twelve hour
drinking binge, the woman bit Uh bit his tongue and
wouldn't let go. In response, he reportedly punched her repeatedly
in the face, causing facial fractures and last lacerations.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Both parties were arrested Uh for partying too hard and
pop bop. So there we go. We've gotten to the bottom.
And she did bite the tongue and then he just
kind of went slap chop, chop, chop chack.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
All right, slap chop senter the roof after that, Yeah,
I bet they sold a ton and then cleaned the
whole place up with the towel.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
What did jam?

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (33:30):
What did you purchase off of an infomercial? Was it
like a cool device? Was it a comic book like
I wanted as a kid? Or is this something you know,
something for the dogs or whatever? Eight six six, four
four five, one oh five nine were your calls coming
up on the brew hear listing Drew you Banner, Drew
and Laura Happy Wednesday. We want to know have you

(33:54):
have you ever bought anything from an infomercial. Did you
ever watch TV late at night and a slap chop
commercial came out?

Speaker 4 (34:00):
You're like, I gotta have it. I gotta make potato
slices better or you know whatever slices. Yeah, and then
it gets gummed up on a piece of celery and
you're like it didn't.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
I didn't know that this is gonna happen. You gotta
hit a harder. What did you buy? Eight six six
four four five on five nine is the phone number,
or you can shoot us a talk back through our
iHeartRadio wap.

Speaker 7 (34:18):
Definitely those Ginsu knives or they're like you can cut
through an orange, you can cut through steel wool, you
can cut through a block of cheese, you can cut
through your grandma. I just cut everything. And I was like, oh,
this is amazing, and they're like it never dolls. And
then I was getting ready to call and order, and
then at the end it's like, and if you order
right now, included will be the specialized sharpener only for

(34:41):
Ginsu knives. Like I thought you said it doesn't No,
I'm not gonna buy them.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Oh so you saw through the you saw through the bs. Yeah,
there it is. Yeah, No, sharpening would be pretty impressive.
Never heard of a knife like that. They had those
pans on an infomercial to like the nonstick pans, the
copper ones. I don't remember what they were called, but
they were they were really rad and I got to
be honest, I was on the fence, you know, after
I smoked the three bong hits. I'm sure, yeah, it's

(35:06):
hard not to make the call. I was like, that
looks really good, you know, those pants because they were
making the perfect eggs and they weren't sticking of course,
you know. And there's even even on the infomercials. You
know that stuff's supposed to be a little cheaper, you
would hope, but then they've they've always got the it's
nineteen ninety nine in three installments exactly, so that means
it's sixty bus right. Another talk back to O iHeartRadio app.

(35:29):
What did you buy from an infomercial?

Speaker 16 (35:32):
Happy Thursday root Crew mc hear infomercial? Yeah, years ago,
I picked up the Midnight Special DVD series which I got.
I don't know if it was one every two weeks
or something like that, I don't know, but they were
pretty rocking some live performances I don't love if they
had like a dozen or two on each DVD. Yeah,

(35:56):
they were pretty killer. Still have them somewhere if you
want to borrow them, let me know.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
I'm good definitely too.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Eighty five eighty nine says I bought solar fans for
inside my car to keep it cool during the summer months.
It never worked because of the windows being factory tinted.
Total bust. He just thought that it was gonna solar cool.
That's amazing.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
Whoever does these commercials are all so brilliant and the
fact that they can get you to the phone.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Because they're all great ideas. That's why Billy Mays is
considered the king. He's considered the goat because he's so good.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
I mean, they get us all the time on the
phone now because it's just a tap away to get
someone to grab the phone.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
That's real talent.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Seventy three zero eight. Sorry, this is actually seventy fifty nine.
It says in ninety seven, I bought us out of
tools called met wrench at seventy dollars and it does
metric and standard bolts. I still use it to this day.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Bing bong, Wow, that's good being good fine.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Yeah, well some you know, they can't all be bust. Yeah,
they don't make him for more commercial products like they
used to, you know what I mean, Yeah, the good
old days ninety one seventy one says pocket Fisherman. Baby,
I used I used to catch sturgeon out on the
lammet with it, just kidding, biggest piece of crap ever.
Spent more time on tangling the untangling the line than ever.

Speaker 6 (37:09):
Fishing mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Because all they got to do is sell a little
video and you're like, oh, this is it, baby, I'm
gonna be the master angler.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
On one six says this wasn't an infomercial, but I
would take all the camel bucks out of my parents
cigarette packs and got some sweet stuff out of that catalog.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
N full side note, Man, I miss the camel buck.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah, rest in piece camel buck. My stepdad dude, he
would collect the camel bucks because you know, he just would.
I'm surprised he's still alive. Yeah, and the camels are intense,
and he had this. I just remember camel bucks being
all over the garage because he had so many, they'd
start to overflow and they would just fall everywhere.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
Did he ever get a jacket or a table. He
would he would get he had a camel jacket. It
was like a jean jacket and he had the camel
on the back.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
I wonder if he still has it. That's really worse
something these days.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
I could try to find it. Yeah, and it smells
like a camel. So let's go to downtown. Tina Brown.
Have you ever purchased anything from a infomercial? Tina, Yes,
I did.

Speaker 13 (38:12):
I purchased the pedlar that was the bicycle pedals that
you could like place underneath your desk. Oh yeah, just
get that exercise while you're sitting down.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Was it worth it?

Speaker 13 (38:24):
And uh No, it was one of the worst purchases
I ever got. So the wannabe metal was more like
a plastic metal, and like First Spin just fell right apart.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Yeah, First Spino didn't even get to work up a sweat.
Because the truth is infomercial stuff, it's just junk. It's
stuff that you can find out Walmart. It's not put
together very well. They mass produced the items, you know,
because people like us go online late at night and
start buying stuff.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
And if it was all garbage, if it was a
great product to be on a shelf in the store
selling like.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Hotkays exactly, which is why they snug ended up in
stores because that was an amazing it really was. And
flex sial because that's some good stuff too. All right,
Downtown teen Brown, thank you? That flex shield? Is that real?
Like when he just goes and slaps the barrel of
a boat.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Yeah, that seems a little far fetched. I think it's
some pretty good tape, but I don't think. I don't
think you're gonna save anybody's life slappen.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Well, how can they legally do that? Like, I don't
say that they can keep a boat to flow to
It's got.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
To be so much fine print at the bottom of
those ads.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
I mean, like, none of this is real. You've seen
that big giant It's like a big giant clear cylinder
full of water. He's got a hole in it and
he just comes up and slaps it like at somebody's ass.
It's amazing. It's the same guy. You'll just like get
on a screen door, paint flex seal on it, and
then go out on a lake.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
Yeah, the MythBusters need to address this.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Yeah, could somebody do that? As seen on TV edition
another talk back door app what you buy off an infomercial.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Yeah, I realize those infomercials.

Speaker 17 (39:56):
Man, I ended up getting a one from one of
the late late late night one. You know, remember I
got two three in the morning.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
The girls.

Speaker 6 (40:05):
I knew it.

Speaker 17 (40:07):
We know he gets buy a couple of videos, you
get a few for free, you know what I mean? So, yeah,
I got those for this bank bank. No, but you
guys do remember that conversial though, Man, I come on.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Late at night. A buddy of mine, actually a buddy
of mine actually bought one of those Girls Gone Wild
and he put it in one day and it was
the worst thing I ever saw. I mean, it was
so bad.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Well, I mean, and there have been documentaries made about
that man now because it's it was very sketchy business.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
What was his name, j just something Joe Francis Francis
And the fact that he made like forty million or
something or even more than that off of that idea alone.
But he's been kidnapped by Mexican gangs like three times,
so he's been through a lot.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Keep them locked up, Mighty Knicks. Mighty Nicks had a
text in and said, my parents smoked like chimneys. And
besides the camel Bucks. They also had the marble and
I always have a heart to burrow marbor. It's a
weird word.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
Anyway, they had a bunch of marble marble bus. That's
why it was just said marblights marble.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Anyway. Back in the day, you could wear cigarette shirts
at school, and he would wear them to school.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Man, I have the coolest Well, I'm thinking, I don't
know if I have it anymore. I have to. I
don't know why I would have gotten rid of this.
Just thinking about it makes me mad. But I had
a camel T shirt that looks like something you would
have bought with Camel Bucks, but it had like the
cigarette pocket.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
In front, like a little logo on it. They banned
sig shirts and beer shirts at my high school.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Yeah, kid, they were onto us. One more talk back
and then we'll move on a brew crew.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Hey, if you ever want to look at that stuff,
go to Fred Myer's.

Speaker 18 (41:47):
I worked there and there's a whole bunch of that stuff.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Yeah, they got an asscene and an as scene on
TV section. It's like a little it's like a little stand.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Yeah, go buy yourself a slap chop or just throw
some money down the drain out in front.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Of the place.

Speaker 17 (42:02):
All right.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
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I'm gonna play like half a second of two Lincoln
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Speaker 1 (42:19):
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Speaker 9 (42:25):
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Speaker 3 (42:36):
Oh yeah, you're just like screaming.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Oh that's true. I forget about that. Yeah. Sometimes I
cut his neat meats out if it doesn't match his music.
Bed that's a different meat on a I appreciate that
heat on that beat, you know what I mean. We
had an old boss because I don't I try not
to do it. It's just it's just a habit. Yeah,
but we had an old boss that goes, stop doing that,
make noises coming out and you coming into your talk breaks,

(42:58):
stop making noises like that, get right to business. I
would always go beat do do do, do do or whatever,
just like over abeat. I don't know why. And sometimes
I would like we would make songs out of it,
like Drew and I would just go and turn into
in a song. Yeah, and that boss wasn't feeling it.
You got to stop that. But I didn't listen.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Why because he's the fun police over here.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Yeah, most bosses are. That's their job.

Speaker 5 (43:18):
You know.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
He doesn't work here anymore, that's true.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Him.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Yeah, So all right, all this week, we do have
tickets to go see Lincoln Park Linky Pinky that link
never seen him live. I'm excited to see him. Yes,
I'm disappointed. I never got to see him with Chester.
Lauria got to see him a bunch of times with Chester.
But this is, you know, the next best thing. I'll
take it. And if you want to go to the show,
we do have these tickets all week with the fun game.

(43:43):
We like to call two in the link. Where's the song?
I did it yesterday?

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Didn't you save it?

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Just just give it to us again?

Speaker 5 (43:52):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Sorry, so hot and over.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
But in the end I just got to win to li.

Speaker 16 (44:02):
Hang.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
That one was good. That's a keeper, really brought it.
All right, let's go to our phones here, because what
I'm gonna do is play like a second, not even
a second, like a half a second of two different.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Lincoln Park songs, and you just have to get one
of those. You just have to name one song to
win the tickets. Yeah, but we've had zero winters so far.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Yeah, that's true, So.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
We'll see how they do today. I feel like it's
easier when you're not playing in the car. Yeah, you know. See,
if we can't crawl out of this hole here, let's
go to Aaron calling from Lebanon. Good morning, Aaron, Aaron.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
You know what I appreciate about you? Aaron, and correct
me if I'm wrong. Your name is not spelled a
a Ron. It's just spelled a ron.

Speaker 14 (44:46):
That's right, that's right, no stuttering, Okay, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
I like that. I never knew.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
I never understood the double A thing, you know.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
Yeah, you's got the name of like it looks like
a like a like a dish soap all wrong? Yeah,
it seems like a like a galaxy far away?

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Have you been all wrong?

Speaker 11 (45:03):
All right?

Speaker 5 (45:03):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Have you heard people play this game this week?

Speaker 6 (45:06):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (45:06):
I have?

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Have you did you get it in the car? Were
you able to figure it out? Because we've had zero winners.

Speaker 13 (45:11):
Yet we'll see how I do.

Speaker 6 (45:14):
All right, man, ah man, all.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Right, here is uh here is Lincoln Park clip number one.
All right, tell us what song this is?

Speaker 5 (45:24):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Here in the end they play this again.

Speaker 17 (45:31):
In the end?

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Is it in the end? Oh, Brad? Not in the end,
my friend. That's all right. You still have one more
chance to win the Lincoln Park tickets with link two
in the link. All right, here's the second Lincoln Park clip.
Listen closely. Tell us what song this is? M cut
the bridge, let me do it one more time. I'm

(45:53):
gonna play one more time. Ready.

Speaker 8 (45:56):
Yep, sounds like your heart to the mic. But I'm
gonna go cut the bridge.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
You're saying cut the bridge, dude? Yep, No, I'm sorry,
my friend. That is also incorrect.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
You said in the end on the first song Indian
was a second clip.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Of course, somewhere somewhere was the first one.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Somewhere you belong is not at the link of Park concert,
that is for sure. Well, hang on, you have to
listen to us. Give your tickets to somebody who did
absolutely nothing. And that guy's name is Brady. What's up, Brady?

Speaker 14 (46:30):
Hey, guys?

Speaker 3 (46:31):
What up?

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Dude? You're going to link. Welcome Brady Mark, Thanks man.
Did you know the song's Brady?

Speaker 16 (46:38):
I knew it was in the end of the second one,
and I knew it was faint yesterday on the second one.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
The first song this morning was somewhere Robby Long. Yeah,
it's a jam.

Speaker 16 (46:49):
That first one was tough.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Hang on the phone. We'll do it again tomorrow. Another
game of two in the link. Uh here In a
few minutes, we're gonna check some of your talk back messages,
download that heart radio app and Siti swan story sign
for the Big Story where we all go around the
room share who we think the biggest stories of the
day are. I'll kick this off. I'm excited. I can't

(47:14):
I can't do it until this weekend. But McDonald's new
adult happy meals are here as of today. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (47:21):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
The McDonald land meal comes with the customer's choice of
a quarter pounded with cheese or a tin piece chicken McNugget,
which I'm a nuggy guy. I love I love the nuggets,
although I do love a quarter pound and cheese too.
But fries you'll also get and then and of course,
the limited edition Mountain McDonald Land shake, which I'm assuming
is like a mountain dew flavored shake.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
It's like a very flavored it's like purple or.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Mountlue Dew would be disgusted, So Mountain do has nothing
to do with it. No mountain in there. Fill me off.

Speaker 6 (47:49):
Was a two tone colored shake.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Well, McDonald Land is where all of the characters live,
so that's where Mount McDonald Land is probably similarference to that.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
I was wondering, you know, does this thing come with
a toy, because I want a toy, you know, with
a collectible ting. I'm an adult, but I still like
to have fun. Yeah, it's got all It's got like
stickers and other stuff in there too. Yeah, fans will
actually get one of six tins featuring a McDonald land
character like Ronald McDonald, Grimace, and the Hamburglar. Actually, Laura
told us what what Grimace actually is supposed to be beef?

(48:22):
Have you ever known what Grimace was?

Speaker 6 (48:23):
He's a milkshake.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
No he's not, he is, No, he's not.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Grimace is supposed to be a taste bud.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Did you hear that?

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Is?

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Former CEO of McDonald said it.

Speaker 6 (48:35):
I've never heard that much.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
I have any in there, but how we said you
could be a little bit more clear on what Grimace
actually is.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Yeah, I thought he was just a big purple monster.

Speaker 6 (48:43):
Yeah, that's that would be the obvious answer, right, Nothing,
So Grimace from McDonald's is a taste.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
But do we know that for sure? I'm looking it up,
but I'm not seeing that anywhere.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
But I do.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
I do see that there is a there is a
reference to a purple taste, but it says yes grimaces.
Grimace from McDonald's is officially described as a taste, but
according to the New York Post, wow, he was.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
Later redesigned as a friendly because there's a real he
was redesigned. So the version that we see is a
two armed blob who loves milkshakes.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Yeah, so look at that.

Speaker 6 (49:16):
Everybody's right, Well, he's the least awesomess.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Oh how dare you? Grimace is the best?

Speaker 6 (49:23):
No, Hamberg, They're all.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
A little weird. I mean, there's a red dot over
Ronald's house. Let's be honest. Oh for sure. Anyway, So yeah,
the new adol McDonald's happy meals are here today. The
big story to me is, don't freak out because Maltnomah
County's emergency alert test is tomorrow at two pm. What
does that mean for you?

Speaker 4 (49:42):
Well, actually exactly A message will be sent to nearly
one million cell phones in the county tomorrow due to
overlapping cell phone signals, though some people in Washington and
Clackmus County will also get the message. There will be lone,
a loud tone in a text message in English and Spanish,
and they're asking people who received this message not to

(50:05):
call nine one one unless you have a real emergency. Okay,
so tomorrow you are going to have an alarum if
you're in those areas where you're live in that county.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
But it's just a test, all right.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
I think the big story is that Travel and Leisure
put out a list of the most visited US state
parks in twenty twenty five. Thus far, Silver Falls State
Park here in Oregon came in at number three. So beautiful,
which may or may not make an appearance on Laurie's
Laura's Dusty Trail.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Get your name right, but Laurie's Dusty Trail. I'm changing
my name.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
That's your mom's name's name.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
We're really good friends on Facebook. I can't believe you
go at least one of the moms, right, it's my mom.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Laurie is true, and then I'm Laura. I'm Laura. But also,
if you want to avoid the crowds, National Geographic released
a list of eight underrated state parks across the United States,
and Oregon's Harris Beach State Park near Brookings. So it's
a bit more of a drive. Yeah, But if you
want to check out something more a less crowded rather

(51:09):
but still awesome, go see him down there.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
And by the way, if you want to find out
about a good trail to check out this weekend, another
edition of Laura's Dusty Trail will be coming up Friday
morning at nine am. Yes, yeah, is that it? That's
all all right, coming up here in just a few minutes.
Laura told us the story yesterday that kind of made
us all gag in the studio a little bit. Now,
granted she did this when she was a child and
she was in the trust tree telling us, yeah, try

(51:33):
and be understanding, but you know, it still kind of grows.
Laura used to chew on something, and she used to
chew on it so much they'd they'd have to wash
it because it start to stink rely bad. We'll tell
you what that is coming up here in just a second.
And then we want to know do you chew on something,
whether it's out of like just anxiousness, or you know,
it's a habit or whatever. I remember when in school
I'd chew my pins a lot, you know, like the

(51:55):
pin caps and stuff. But is there something that you
chew to the point where it's you know, probably kind
of gross. Age six six, four four five, one oh five.
Nine is the number you can shoot us a tok
back message through our iHeartRadio app or a text message
through a McLoughlin Chevrolet text line at nine eight one
ninety seven. Stannard, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
You're listening to Danner Drew and Laura Danner Drew and
Laura La.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
All right, Laura told us a story yesterday that honestly
we threw up in our mouths and we heard it. Laura,
you used to chew on something as a kid. Yes,
I what was that thing that used to chew on?

Speaker 3 (52:30):
So it's actually something that my mom made me. And
I don't know the origins of this item or why
she decided to sew me a little pillow, which is
what I called it. It was a little white pillow.
It was square, and I used to chew on the
corners of the little pillow. But I would take it

(52:50):
with me everywhere and I would just choo choo choo
chow choo choo on the corner of this pillow and
it would get all discolored and it was mouth like yellow. Yeah,
and then like it would harden.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Yeah, that's a Haltoses popsicle right there. Yeah, it harden.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Well, yeah, because when the saliva hardens, it's like when
it when it's dry.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
I've seen I've seen this before. My mom ran a daycare.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
Kids chew on things occasionally like this where it's like
frizzled out in the corner, so she can.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Kind of yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
So I would chomp on it all day and all night,
and it would it would sometimes get so bad, like
if I lost a tooth or if my lip was bleeding.
I would chew on it and there would be blood
on the pillow.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
You ate, like a thousand the like distinct. Was it
so bad that you couldn't like lay on it?

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Oh, I never laid on it. That's not what I
used to just suck for. I just chewoot on it
and so yeah, my mom would wash the pillow and
then I'd have to read chew on it because it's
not the same after it's wash, you know. So that
is what I That was like my security blanket when
I was a kid, my little pillow, and like my
mom hated that, I wanted to take it everywhere, becau it.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Was so distinct. Let's call your mom, cook and see
if she remembers. Okay, and to this day, I love
the taste of downy. So you used to just chew
on your pillow. That is a it's nice for her
to allow that. It's an odd, a total drill, sergeant,
and I would be axing that pillow just because we're
gonna call Laura's mom and we're gonna we're gonna find out. Yeah, okay,

(54:24):
all right, We're gonna see if she remembers, because it.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Sounds she still absolutely remembering.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Poor memory. She made the pillows pretty proud, and that's
part of it. It's proud of the pillow. Her fault.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
It's her fault that she made the pillow such a design. Yeah,
And I don't know, I don't know what it was
was about the pillow that I just like, what do.

Speaker 6 (54:43):
You think your mom's doing right now. She having a
soft boiled egg with Tony hanging out.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
They just got a new dog. Tony just got a
cute little new puppy. So but they're playing with the puppy.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
I saw that your mom posted his last dog died
and she was Yeah, she was pretty sad about it.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
For nice to get a new She encouraged him to
get a new She's been screening my phone calls, so
I don't know she's gonna.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
She's probably not gonna pick this up.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Probably not.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Hello mom, are you there?

Speaker 3 (55:15):
Motherlu Ane?

Speaker 2 (55:18):
She answered the phone, Luanne, Laura calling. She's not there.
She gone, Man, she loves you. We had a really.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
We had a really important question to ask you, mother.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Should I hang up? Hang up a chart again? She's busy,
should be busy with Tony stop. Might not be busy yet,
but like getting busy, you know, starting to get busy.

Speaker 6 (55:46):
You know she's got her outfit on.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Okay, that's enough, is enough, Bud. It's really rude. How
come we never called Drew's mom.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
We could Drew's mom and whatever you want to do.
I love Drew's mom.

Speaker 13 (56:02):
Hi this.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Sorry, she's the cutest an it's Tanner Drew and your daughter.
It's me and we just wanted to know if you
remembered when Laura used to suck on her pillow, the
little pillow.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
I know you. They're like, I wonder if she'll remember. Oh,
she'll remember the little pillow.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
Yeah. Anyway, your daughter's gross.

Speaker 5 (56:21):
We love you.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
We'll see later. By there it is okay, Well what happened.
I just took a lunch and got the weirdest message.
So what is something that you used to chew on
or suck on? I guess you know, I will take
that to eight six six four four five, one of
five nine. Maybe you're still doing it, you know. My mom, Uh,
this is crazy. My mom? Did I tell this on
the air? Off the off the air? So my mom,

(56:42):
I mentioned this earlier. My mom was when I was
a little kid. I remember she would suck her thumb
when she slept, and I guess it was a thing
that she did back in the day because when I
mentioned my grandmother, my grandmother got pissed. Yeah, and she
had a nicer talk with my with my mom. Let
me call my Oh I can't. My mom lost her
cell phone, so I can't.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
Call my God, where does she lose her cell phone?

Speaker 5 (57:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Slipped?

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Maybe you're going to have to revoke her cell phone.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Put it on a leak, don't get me started. Don't
get me Well, she has it on a like a
like a leash thing or whatever, like like a list.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
How does she lose it?

Speaker 2 (57:14):
I don't know, because I found, I found found, I
found the cord that connects it to your wrist. I
just didn't leave.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
No, that's not good.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
What did you used to suck on? Eight six six
four four five five nine b flaughter? You seem like
somebody who chewed on something weird as a kid.

Speaker 6 (57:29):
No, I would chew on a straw or something like that. Uh,
but I've never really had an oral fixation.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Yeah, so you remember those kids on straws.

Speaker 6 (57:37):
But I never like chewed on pencils or pins or
anything like that.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
And I depends there were those kids who go right
through that metal thing on a pencil that.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Yeah. Do you see those kids that would cover their
hand in Elmer's glue and then and then I remember
one kid would eat it. Oh, No, kids are crazy.
They just sit there and rub the skin right off
their hands. It's tannered you and Laura, is there something
you used to chew on that like Laura grossing up
her pillows.

Speaker 12 (58:03):
It wasn't.

Speaker 18 (58:05):
When it was my daughter. And then she used to
like chew the skin around her thumb and they would
give an acset and she would have to get it
drained and it was super painful. I didn't understand that.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
She just kept gnawing away.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
And I'm even like, I understand the the like ripping
off hangnails and stuff like that, but to bite your
thumb to the point of an abscess.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
And how long did this keep going on?

Speaker 18 (58:32):
She did it for a couple of years, and like
the little skin that comes around and nail there that
like sut off to take it off. She's a very
nervous person and then acts and they have to drain
and it was super painful.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Oh yeah, oh my, anything near your nail bed like
that's a very sensitive part.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Of the body. So she finally stopped chewing on her
thumb and got rid of the absess.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
It sounds like, yes, yeah, finally, it's like the third
time you're at the er rick, are you done?

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Like you have to stop? Thanks for the call. We
appreciate it. It's really nasty ninety four fourteen sent a
text in and said I had a real long hair,
and I had real long hair in the second grade,
and I used to suck on my hair.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Yeah, I knew kids who did that for sure, the
chewing on the hair.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
I went to school with a girl. She would just
pull single strands, bring them across her mouth, and gnaw
on them in class.

Speaker 6 (59:22):
It's like eh.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Twenty three ninety six says hell, Yeah, I knew Laura
was a pillow bier. This one's from fat Thor says, Wow,
what's next, You're gonna tell me that Laura's a window,
a window liquor, pillow chewer, pillow bier, whatever. Seventeen ninety
says I was. I was told I used to twirl
around my binkie. I told my binkie in my mouth

(59:43):
before my teeth came in.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
Yeah, so is it a blanket?

Speaker 4 (59:47):
A binkie is the little plascifier, the little thing you suck.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
That's what I called it to a binkie.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
Yeah, Amy hated me because I didn't let any of
my kids have those, because I was afraid they would
chew on them forever.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Yeah, my mom had to take mine away I loved mine,
but yeah, she cut a hole at the end of it,
so then you put it in your mouth and you
don't like it anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
My mom made a bet with me. She says, I'll
buy you this toy if you get rid of your binkie.
And I did. It was just one old for I was.
I barely remember this. I was, I was, I barely
remember this. I was a little kid, and I remember
being in the store and looking at like a hot
wheels car or something that I wanted, and she said,
I'll buy this for you, but you have to just
no more binkie. And I said, okay, and I that
was literally the last day. I just moved cold cold

(01:00:27):
turkey my binkie.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Yeah, and those things are dangerous. That was a good
move by your mom. My kids, Hey, they would try
and put one in and I just like, honestly open
the door and throw it in the garage.

Speaker 9 (01:00:37):
Nope.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Eighteen eighty says Laura used to chew on blankets. It's
so cute and sweet. It wasn't a blanket and it's dank.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
It was discussed.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
This one's from sixty five eighty four. It says, I
chew my mustache hairs.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
See Court just said this the other day, you like,
because he shaved his beard, but he left his soul patch. Yeah,
and the explanation was so he could still chew on
something hoping the patch next, don't yeah, get rid of it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
He said, he's keeping the patch with the mustache. You should,
Hey listen, called Court during a show today and just
let him know you just got to shave that sole patch.
He looks ridiculous. Comfort patch. Let's go to line one.
It's standardjowing Laura, good morning, Hey, good morning. Yeah, he
looks like he looks like Lead sing Her Sugar Ray
with that soul patch. So stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Wear out the frosted tips though, do you're next?

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Do you ever chew on anything?

Speaker 8 (01:01:23):
Weird?

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Bro?

Speaker 14 (01:01:25):
I used to chew on the eraser caps in middle school.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Yeah, yeah, I would choose those things right off and
then I have to go get one of those big
thick erasers.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
In Will you chew on the eraser?

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
I would? Yeah, I tried not to, and there's I
didn't do it as much, but I would do it
with mechanical pencils, regular pencils.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
You ever tried to like chew on the eraser and
then use it, and then it just turned your entire
page black.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
The worst is I always had no pen no pencils,
so I'd have to use somebody else's chewed up, back
ended pin.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Beggars can't be cheering.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
I'm like, well, I'm gonna write with it, but this
is gross. Thanks to the call, brother, appreciate it. Chew
on anything when you were little, or maybe you're still
chewing on something. Lord, you should chew on her up
her pillow to the point where they have to wash
it all the time because it's stunk, or your calls
coming up.

Speaker 11 (01:02:09):
Hang on, and now, Bruce Sports, here's Drew Well.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Aaron Rodgers is not happy.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
He wants his old helmet back, but apparently that'll make
you have to eat your food through a straw if
you get hit from the side.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
So it's the new, more padded helmet. But the problem
for him is he wants a different face mask. He
was asked about it for and he's been upset for
a while, but apparently that has not subsided.

Speaker 12 (01:02:39):
Yeah, no, I don't know. I'm trying to change. We're
in the process still. It looks like a dance face
about that. I got change face masks out because that's
an old face mask obviously, just like I'm old. But
we're trying to find the right helmet right now.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
I kind of like that he looks like Lord Helmet
out there. But he seems to have aged on a
dramatic pace. So and I don't know if it's because
he's always.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Stressed and sad or what all Ayahuascar, But I mean
I thought that was supposed to free his ass.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
Also, it's such a whiny baby right here.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
What other uh quarterbacks are bitching about this about the helmet? Nobody, Well,
and shut up, I know, and it's not and it's
he's just it's old school. He's become to get off
my porch. Guy, Dude, you're just a cranky old fart.
Nobody likes you anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
And the more you yell get off my porch, the
more they're gonna say get out of the league.

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
I guess he walked in. One of his star receivers
was playing video games and he walked in. He goes
like this, He goes, so you're gaming, and the guy
goes yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
And then I guess Aaron Rodgers just walked out, like
the guys I'm playing NCAA football, but it wasn't good.
Now he probably doesn't relate with anybody on the team.

Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
No, it's his there from two different worlds, and he
has a billion dollars, not a billion, but he has many, many,
many millions.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
And finally, you know, as many many millions the.

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
UFC, actually they have billions of dollars and they're teaming
up but with the White House for the.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
July fourth showdown. Baby, where it's gonna be UFC fighting
on White House grounds? I don't know if that's going
to be directly on the lawn.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
That's maybe on the roof.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Let's do it on the roof. Maybe that's why he
was on the roof the other day scoping out the
next Right here, John Jones on the roof. Anything's possible.

Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
The only thing that's probably not gonna happen is Connor
McGregor being a part of it. But Dana White seems
happy as a clam as they announced that they are moving.

Speaker 6 (01:04:28):
Forward with it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Wow, there's your sports all right. More on those stories
at one of five nine the brew dot Com coming
up in just a few minutes. More of your calls
and talkbacks and text messages. We want to know is
if there's something you chew on, or maybe you used
to chew on it as a kid. Lord told us
the story this morning about chewing on her old pillow.
She would choo on the corner of this pillow to

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the point where it would like crust up and get
all yellow. They'd have to wash it because it would
start to stink. Yep, and yeah she did that. How
old were you when you stopped chewing on the pillow?

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
H ooh? I was in my house in Illinois still,
so I was very young. It was before I was five. Okay,
way to kick a habit. Yeah, that thing is still
stiff in a corner at your mom's house.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
More of your calls coming up. What is something that
you chew on? Maybe it's your pin? You just you know,
it's a nervous tick, and so you know you've mangled
every pin in your office eight six six four four
five one of five nine, or shoot us a talk
back through our iHeart radio WAB it's one of five
nine the brew he drew Laura, all Right, what did

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you chew on as a kid or an adult, whether
it's a nervous tick. You're at your desk and you
you know, you chew on a you know, a pin
cap or whatever, or you're a lucky pillow. You stuck
on a lucky pillow like Laura. Yep, this is weird.
I was a kid, yeah, and kids. Yeah, this this

(01:05:55):
person is backing you up. It says uh. My daughter
literally ate her blanket in her first six years of life.
She still has a small piece, but she literally chewed
on it till there was nothing more than a six
by six inch piece. Wow. And I guess I was lucky.

Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
My kids weren't heavy chewers, but they're so clingy to
the items that you could see if they wanted to
chew it, you couldn't pry it out of their cold
dead hand.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
This one says My oldest son used to chew on
a toy motorcycle toy motorcycles wheels before he had teeth.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
Okay, so I mean like maybe they were like rubbery.

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
And when you're teething, I feel like you get a
pass because it feels like your face is falling off.

Speaker 11 (01:06:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
I just teething is so weird. It's like just you
turn around and you've looked away for thirty seconds and
your kid's chewing on somebody's shoe or something that's been
left on before.

Speaker 4 (01:06:46):
Yeah, trying to get a moler to break through an
animal so as out there is they just feel irritation
on their gums and they're just yeah, and they can
get a fever from that, and all kinds they can
get upset, tummy diarrhea.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Well, I mean, I don't know if you remember, like
when you're like baby teeth fell out, it would like
itch too when like your new teeth would grow in,
So like that happening simultaneously in your whole mouth, I
can see how that would be incredibly uncord The.

Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
Changing of the guard of your teeth is about as
gross as this snake losing its skin.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
That's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Uh Yeah, what did you chew on? Eight sixty six
four four five five nine. This one says I was
told I used to I think I've read this one.
Maybe I didn't. I was told I used to twirl
around my bikini in my mouth before my teeth came in.
You're binky, My big.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
Spelled like you're putting your kid in a bikini before
they've got to I guess maybe that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Would be I'm putting my glasses on it. Putting my
glasses spin in that bikini ninety one nine seven is
also or McLoughlin Cheverley text line. I found this online
and if you're in the dating pool fellas, you need
to know these things. It's experts calling out the worst
opening pickup lines on dating apps.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
Oh no, I guess using pickup lines, I mean, what
are you supposed to one?

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
I think just the worst first things to say? Yeah,
because you do have to talk.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Yeah, of course that's that's probably on the list.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
Of course, that is universal as hey, you want to
you want to do it? Uh so, yeah, Well a
couple of things here is relationship and dating experts are
sharing the worst first messages to send on dating apps.
Uh and I've heard I've heard of the first one.
I've heard girls say that you got to lead with
something else. Some people even put it in their profile.
Don't just say hi or hey, yeah like you you

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would be it on a dating app before Laura. So
if you match with somebody and they just go hey
or yo.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
I'd be like, no, why because like come up with
like what am I supposed to say? High back?

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
It just puts you in awkward.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
It's like if you want if you're if you're starting
this conversation because you want to get to know me
just saying hey, yeah, it's not the way to do
her girl, Yeah exactly, and like put some thought into it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Come on now, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
The same goes for women. No, you can't just like
message dude, be like.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Hi, it bothers me. Well, I'm not on them anymore.
But when I was I when a girl would just
say hey or hi, it was just like what am
I Like?

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
What now?

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
I got to write an essay about to what?

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
I got to go like look at your profile and
like find something to talk about, pretend we know each
other to speak. Another first line to say in a
dating app is you're hot.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
Yeah, I mean come on now again so explaining, I mean,
you're saying come on to all of them.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
But if not just the word hot, but if you
comment on their beauty, why is it bad?

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
Because I mean, if you're again, if you're trying to
build a relationship with somebody, I mean I guess if
you're just trying to hook up, they might go to
your profile and be like, oh, you're also hot.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Okay, let's let's mash Yeah. Yeah, But sites for that,
but if.

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
You're trying to build something with somebody you're hot, just
seems a little superficial.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
I've on there are sites for that, tell me what
they are, after sure, I thought that's what Tinder is. Yeah,
basically this one is. This one says the worst line
you can say to somebody that you match on on
one of the dating apps. The first lines are what
are you doing right now? And they're saying like, you
wouldn't greet a stranger in a bar like that, Hey,
what are you doing right now?

Speaker 6 (01:10:07):
I was just going to say that in regards to
like what's bad about it? I couldn't imagine in person
at the grocery store and just looking at somebody and going,
you're hot, right, But it wouldn't go well, yeah, you know.
So I don't know why it's okay in the in
the text but not okay in real life.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
And it's that's a good point. People are bolder behind
a keyboard.

Speaker 6 (01:10:28):
But you wouldn't greet somebody like that or no, never
have you ever?

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
I saw a podcast Laura of a girl talking about
this and maybe it's happened to you, Like you talk
to a guy but you haven't spoken in a long time.
It's been a while. Yeah, maybe you guys never hooked up.
It was just kind of flirty or whatever the tonic
and then all of a sudden, he just sends a
text message I totally would have banged the hell out
of you or something. This girl says like, I'll just
get a random text message from a guy after six
months of not talking to him and says like, oh,

(01:10:53):
I totally would have wrecked you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
That's that's a very weird thing to say, especially if
like you don't know how the other person feels about you,
because like that could be a very unwelcome text.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Sounds like someone was drunken alone.

Speaker 6 (01:11:06):
She responds back, you never had a chance.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
Yeah, Like, I'm gonna take my swing right now. It's
a good to know.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Deleting your phone number.

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
You know that when you send it and it like
the minutes are now passing and there hasn't been a response.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Here going I can't dig that back. I messed up.
And this last one here is the worst first line
you can say to someone on a dating app is
why are you on here? And I had someone ask
me that question once, like what are you on here?
What are you looking? For like what she just like,
there's like a teacher grilling. That's how you open the conversation.
That's so she did.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
I mean I guess like eventually you got to get
to that point because it's like you want to make
sure you're on the same page with somebody, but to
open like what you what are you doing on here?
What are you looking for?

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
Are they trying to sift out the U ups? Probably
because if it's if you just want a booty call,
I'm not here for it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
Maybe that's what I've also had the opposite happen where
somebody asked me what I was on the app for,
which also I clearly stayed in my bio if you
would have read it. But he was like, what do
you what are you here for? And I was like, oh,
you know, look looking for my person or whatever, and
he immediately unmatched.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
Me up, like how about the person for one night?

Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
Yeah, like right now, like immediately didn't say anything, No,
didn't say dar, he doesn't have time for people with morals, which.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Is fine, that's if that's what you're looking for. Then yeah,
we weren't gonna we weren't going to make sense, but
saved you some time.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
Yeah, all right, Mari, you calls coming up in a
few minutes eight sixty six four four five, one oh
five nine. We do have some text messages coming in
regarding the topic of what are you chewing on? You know,
Laura used to chew on her pillow, the corner of
a pillow as a kid, making all yellow and crusty
and stinky, correct, and her mom would have to wash it.
It almost made me throw up in my mouth yesterday

(01:12:50):
when I heard the story.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
But we want to know, you know, do you do
something you should have smelled it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
Man, Yeah, but do you do you do something like this?
Is is there something that you chew on still is
in a or you know something as a kid. My mom,
like I said earlier, used to suck her thumbs. Yeah,
both thumbs are just one because my brother had a
specific thumb, the right. I just remember it being the
right thumb. Yeah, she would, Uh, I just muscle memory.
I'd wake up in the morning and go to the

(01:13:16):
bathroom whatever, and I would see you that my mom
would just be sitting there sucking her thumb. And then
I mentioned to my grandmam, she blew a top because
it's so how old was your mother when she was
I mean I was probably ten, so thirty something, yeah,
grown up, an adult, way too old to be sucking
your thumb.

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Oh man, I wonder if Mimi remembers that because I
can't call my mom she lost her cell phone, but
I'll call me Mimi.

Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
Because we used to put this stuff called don't on
my brother's thumb and it's like a sour, gross tasting thing.

Speaker 6 (01:13:46):
I went to school with a kid that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Had a you know, metal rail.

Speaker 6 (01:13:51):
Yeah, it's like what you would put off your friend.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
Yeah. They threatened my brother with that, and that's when
he finally shut it down. Are you serious? And so
he just had this like pokey deal, Oh your thumb
if you put it in your mouth. I don't remember
sucking my thumb, you not. Most people don't when they
are grown up. And I'm surprised, you know, because my
mom is a sucker. You know, she just sucked that thumb,
gobbled it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
Suck that though.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
It's nobody picking up Why is nobody picking up their
phones to down?

Speaker 6 (01:14:17):
She's like, not today, Chad, I don't have time.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
Every time you call, I'm stressed. Let me call it
for my cell phone. If she doesn't pick up myself.
If my grandmother screens me.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
Well maybe she's playing bingo or something.

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
She doesn't play bingo. Maybe she's met a nice gentleman out.

Speaker 6 (01:14:35):
Watching the lawn.

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
She's ninety three, So that's what ninety year olds do.

Speaker 6 (01:14:39):
They go out in their water stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
That's true. That's what they got. She's in Texas.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
Watering the inside of their mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Oh man, you can't hold anybody. Very frustrating. Nobody even
cares that metal rail is a thing.

Speaker 6 (01:14:55):
Yeah. It was bizarre though, because I was like, man,
that eight looks medieval, and what do you do for
the rest? But I'm there must have been enough gap
to where it didn't hit your tongue or something, right.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Yeah, I just thought it was barbaric. This one says uh.
They from ninety eight twenty. They sent a text in
that says, I chew on the side of my cheek.
I know it's weird. Yeah, no, I mean I do
that so on accident, but it gains raw. You'll have
like a piece of skin hanging out and then you'll
pull at it, and then you'll pull off the next
piece and the next piece, and the next thing you know,

(01:15:23):
you get a sore in your mouth. One bite leads
to ten. Yeah, you gotta be careful. Let's go to
Luke online one. Good morning, your top, turn your radio off,
Luke yell good morning. All right, we're getting Luke's pockets.

Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
This text comes to us from forty seven to twenty two.
It says, about ten years ago, I used to chew
on Lego tires.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
It's interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
I mean they are a they're like a hard I
mean I feel like he would break that tire pretty
quick in your non They're a high quality toy though.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
Yeah, that sounds like you can choke real easily on them.

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
Yeah, for the price you pay for Legos, what are
you doing those things?

Speaker 5 (01:16:09):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Are you doing That's like that's like plastic gold right there. Oh,
you'd be grounded at my house. All right. I want
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(01:16:32):
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Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
You're listening to Drew and Laura Tanner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Portland's rock station, one of five nine in the Brew.
It's Tanner, Jo and Laura. Uh, and we want to
mention again the uh Effinkett teacher. Uh. Was it a
contest or what is this?

Speaker 12 (01:17:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
I would say, yeah, it's just a way to honor
local public school teachers.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
If you if you remember being in school, you probably
had that teacher, that one teacher that just got you
through it to kind of like change your life, open
up at a different world for you, or just I
don't know, just supported you. There's always that one teacher
that made a difference. Even if you were a kid
who hated school, there's always one who makes it different.

Speaker 4 (01:18:09):
And when you're on the other side, I look at
and I see teachers now as a parent looking at it,
and they're just so incredible.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
They really do care about kids, and it's unfortunate that
they don't have all the things they need for their classroom.
You know, I think it's crazy that teachers are having
to use their own money to buy supplies.

Speaker 4 (01:18:25):
That's insane, right, And if the families didn't bring supplies,
they'd have nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
I think that stuff should be supplied by at least
some stuff should be supplied by this way.

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
I'm like a stipender, and maybe some schools do. I
don't know how it all works.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
I remember having to go get school supplies as a kid.
But sometimes you can't afford all the stuff and we
have to get step for the group. Now it's not
the budget's gone, so the teacher really does need our help. Well,
you got a chance to hook a teacher up with
five thousand dollars for their classroom. Just imagine the books
they could get, all the paper and pens that they need,
you know, inspirational cap post.

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
I was going to say, imagine all the decorations on
that that post or board.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
Yeah. Just log on to iHeartRadio dot com slash teachers
and nominated teacher who you think deserves this this prize
five grand. A bunch of teachers have been nominated. I
believe this is let's see this is a I think
na Doll Okay Doll was nominated.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
Well.

Speaker 14 (01:19:18):
I received the email asking if I would be interested
in being nominated.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Yeah, because somebody nominated them, so we had to reach
out to make sure they liked cool. You want five
g's bro.

Speaker 14 (01:19:27):
Yeah, that is an amazing offer. I mean for our
class room. That would get us relevant books, all kinds of.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
Things, all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:19:34):
So that's right, and relevant books are so key. You
don't want to be teaching ancient stuff, especially in this
day and age where we are flying right.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
Log on right now, iHeartRadio dot Com slash teachers and
nominate a teacher today. All right, coming up in a
few minutes, Beef Water will be back in the studio.
We do have to discuss the blubber burn, which ends
on Friday. We're trying to see who's going to lose
the most weight, either Beef Water or myself. We'll check
in with you see how he's doing, because he was
pretty grumpy yesterday, so we'll see. We are commercial free.

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It's one of five nine the brew you're listening to
and Laura Drew and Laura, you guys want to hear
the audio of a rapper passing out in the middle
of a podcast. Yeah, I don't know who this guy is.
Rapper King Yellow could have called him anything and oh yeah,
super straight. He passed out during an interview after he

(01:20:25):
did drink a bottle of whiskey. So that a bottle.
But here's King Yella passing out after a bottle of whiskey.

Speaker 6 (01:20:33):
What's your thoughts on the video?

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
Well, Yellow's far? Did somebody pass win? There's a fart there?

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
Let me listen to squeaker.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
What's your thoughts on the video? Well, Yellow, I mean,
and it seemed like a whiskey fart a little bit.
It's like a clapper.

Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
You might have just pooped his pants.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Yeah, that's a little bit of something something. All right,
that's online wee. We'll put it online here in a
few minutes. One of five nine the brew dot com
if you want to see it. Beef Fodder's in here.
What up, dude? Two more days of my friend. We
are winding down two more days of the blubber burn
and we can eat whatever we want to get. What
food are you missing the most beef after six weeks
of it being on a dive?

Speaker 6 (01:21:30):
Oh man, so much?

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:21:33):
Probably Like I said, fried food is definitely something that
I think about.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
So it doesn't matter what it is, as long as
just deep fried a dirty in a dirty, deep.

Speaker 6 (01:21:41):
Hot chicken strip sounds good.

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
Some nuggies like from a Bowling Alley or something like
is that a dirty just some good.

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
Bar food does sound really good right now. I even
like bowling alleys.

Speaker 6 (01:21:51):
I haven't had a French fry. I haven't had, you
know what I mean? Like so that that sort of
stuff I see pictures of and kind of dream about.

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
Yeah, I have to ease in both of you. I
feel the same way based on how your tummy feels
very reluctant.

Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
Yeah, I will say, and this is very very different.
I'm aware of that. But when I did, I used
to do the Master Clans all the time, which is
like water, cayenne pepper, lemon juice, maple syrup. That's it,
and I would drink that for a couple of days.
You really do have to be careful after you haven't
eaten something for a long time, just diving right into it,
because your tummy will not be happy.

Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
Where'd that come from? When I when I was I
was I'm not giving myself cheat days anymore. But when
I was earlier in this contest, I got a little
Caesar's pizza on a Friday night. It was my cheatmail,
and I felt like death the next day. So I
guess you're right. I'm actually hoping I don't because I
miss it. Yeah, you have to work your way back
to iron stomach.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
Yeah, because Tanner especially is like this weekend, I'm nervous, like, well,
I'm just.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
Gonna go for it. Yeah, I'm gonna join it. I'm
going to some movies, so I'm gonna you know, I'm
excited to get actual popcorn again. Be careful, I wouldn't
use into it. And I'm gonna toe on on Mondayday
or Sunday even, I'm gonna get right back into it
because i'm gonna try. My goal is going to be
one seventy five. You know, I didn't have a goal
when the start.

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
But I don't want to lose all your progress.

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
I'm gonna try to get to one seventy five, and
I think I'm I think I'm on my path. Beef Water,
what was your goal?

Speaker 6 (01:23:17):
I've waited at one five. That told me that I
should be at one seventy two.

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
Okay, well, you're almost there anyway, I mean according to
the last way in.

Speaker 6 (01:23:25):
Yeah, yeah, I've exceeded it at least as of last night.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
Are you feeling confident?

Speaker 6 (01:23:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
Well, it's tough. I think we're at a coin flip.

Speaker 6 (01:23:36):
There's no way to know. There's nothing to compare it to,
you know what I mean. So it's like whatever your
body's doing is whatever your body's doing. I can only
focus on what my body's doing, and I'm doing what
I think I'm supposed to be doing, so and even
going to be what it is. Even the weight isn't
like there's there's nothing that we've done to this point
that will give me an idea of whether I'm ahead

(01:23:59):
or not.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
Well, I I mean, you're you're looking good. I can
tell you've lost weight because the skins hanging off your face. Drew,
who you think is going to win the blubber burn
on Friday, it's too close for me to call.

Speaker 4 (01:24:10):
I think the three belt loops is a is a
pretty important part because I got body of fat. Now
I don't know exactly how much, because it doesn't really
matter what all that weighs. I will say that, you know,
because it was getting pretty hot in here, yesterda about
who's winning who's losing, and Amy was like, you should
tell those guys that I unsolicited was looking at that

(01:24:32):
picture of those dude whether you were just talking about
shirts not weight, and that you both looked significantly more trim.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
So I think it's a coin flip. It's gonna be.
I mean, I can't, I can't even it's gonna be.
It's gonna be close regardless. I mean, Laurad, do you
got an idea of who might win?

Speaker 3 (01:24:49):
Just because I know what the scale said when you
stepped on it the other day. I am leaning towards Tanner.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
Wow, because she'd been leaning towards Beef this whole time.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
Yes, But then again, I could be completely surprised.

Speaker 19 (01:25:04):
So I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
I think it could be either one of you. But
right now I'm leaning.

Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
Which punishment would you prefer to see?

Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
I would rather see the tarantula, because I mean, and
it's that's no, that's nothing against Tanner, but I mean
the feet er feet like ugly toes. We've all seen
some nasty toes, but I want to see Tanner well
freak out.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
I do have the worst punishment out of the two, right,
mine's way worse. I have severe acnophobia. And also I
kind of want a furry transla.

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
I kind of want to hold a tarantula, and we
already have the.

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
Transla locked in. By the way, this transl even has
a name. I don't remember the name is, but does
not make it cuter. I got a picture of it, right.

Speaker 4 (01:25:42):
I do think of when the toenails, though, because you
don't have messed up toenails, it feels quite a bit less.
I think the fact that it's going to live on
the internet increases it to closer than it normally.

Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
Yeah, I don't know if I don't know if Casey
feels like it's a lesser punishment.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
Do you ail? How do you feel about showing your
toes if you lose?

Speaker 6 (01:25:59):
I feel like you've got the worst of the two punishments.
I mean, what you guys think I care more than
I care, Like I don't you care.

Speaker 2 (01:26:07):
It's just because you've been I don't caring those toes.

Speaker 6 (01:26:11):
I have zero care what you guys think about my feet. Yeah,
that's it's one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
I don't like you would have shown him to us
if that's that.

Speaker 6 (01:26:19):
Has nothing to do with it. I'm not your puppet
for you to just determine what I'm going to you
are you put it? And I won't?

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
You are on your little mermaid bitch. You are puppies
us talking about it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
It has almost been a bigger punishment than the actual punishment.

Speaker 6 (01:26:33):
Dude, it is so exhausting, it's so tiresome.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
Because he's the bad toea and it's just I'm so
over it. Well, it's there's no on Friday.

Speaker 6 (01:26:44):
There's no way that you don't care, or you would
have shown him I care about this part. I don't
care about what your guys opinion is of my feet.

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
No one cares about whether you care about that, and
I don't care that you don't care feet.

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
So if he wins, is there some sort of like
clause where like we can never ask about your toes again.

Speaker 6 (01:27:02):
Because your question answer your question to answered you a
whole question.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
I wasn't one time.

Speaker 3 (01:27:11):
The time I wasn't done asking because well, no, I
forgot what I was going to say.

Speaker 4 (01:27:15):
But yes or no, anyone who's ever bet on anything,
you don't change bets this late.

Speaker 5 (01:27:19):
In the game.

Speaker 6 (01:27:20):
That's not a change of the bet.

Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
It's not a change, but like after it can't talk
about it because then it's like, well, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
A radio show. Got to be able to talk about
his feet. Yeah, but then what's the point of it
being the bet? You know you wouldn't have to show it.

Speaker 6 (01:27:34):
Oh god, this translate is big as that's what you
wanted though, right? You want the big old guy that's
slow and doesn't really want to do a whole lot?

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
Would you get a derelict old get the fast one?

Speaker 5 (01:27:48):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
Those? What are you talking about? Some Grandpa spider? Do
we need some Talladega Knights? Rich Ricky Bobby is the
one we got. This is the one we got. Now
I'm back. We need a pediatrist, is what we need.
We need a foot doctor.

Speaker 6 (01:28:04):
But didn't somebody call in and say you wanted an
older slower.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
This Someone someone called in and said that because the
young ones will run anywhere. Yeah, yeah, and I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:28:14):
I do not want that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
I'm checking anyone is fine. They're all going to be intense.

Speaker 4 (01:28:18):
I fish thing is massive. It's like the size of
a dinner plate. I guess I like the smaller, like
a solder, like a solid plate, bread plate. It's pretty big,
but if it.

Speaker 6 (01:28:27):
Didn't like move around a whole lot that I don't.
I feel like you're not going.

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
To be We don't have a recnophobia. Just if it
just stands there, all right, You don't have a homophobia.
I just feel like I have a rechmophobia.

Speaker 6 (01:28:38):
Yeah, it's just pretty much something you just knuckle down
on and do.

Speaker 5 (01:28:41):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
I'm gonna have to else.

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
When there's a spider in here, that's fine to me. Yeah, beef,
you're good.

Speaker 6 (01:28:48):
I don't have a problem.

Speaker 4 (01:28:49):
I live in a forest full of spiders every damn day.
No one else kills him for me.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
Now, if there was a snake in here, Drew Wood
on the top of the chair, I don't like snakes.
There's no spy, no spiders.

Speaker 6 (01:28:59):
He's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
But who does love a snake? They're like they're like
an alien.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
They don't like crawl.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
They squirm at you, girl, squirm they do.

Speaker 5 (01:29:08):
Like.

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
We did this bit once on our show called Snake
on a Stank, where we this guy on our show.
I loved him. His name is Jason, but we called
him Stank. He had a like I have with spiders.
He had a severe phobia of snakes. So we did
this bit one day called snakes on a Stank where
we blindfolded him and put him in a diaper, and
we said, all right, stink, you've got you know, X

(01:29:29):
amount of time to figure out what what what item
we're putting in your underwear? What item we're putting in
your diaper? And I went and bought a snake from
the pet store and then I just opened up his
diaper and I pushed it in there, and he knew
right away, right away. And so the snake like panicked
and it emits us like stink smell like a pe
or some sort of urine spell to It's like it's
defense mechanism, and the whole room smelled like my cross.

Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
I feel bad for that poor snake. It was probably
more scared than.

Speaker 4 (01:29:55):
The scariest thing was naked Stank, because he took and
he tried to get on my chair and I'm like, dude,
you are butt naked, get off.

Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
It's like, get your snake.

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
And I thought he'd I thought he would beat his
pants or whatever. That Yeah, was there, like don't touch me.
There's a video of it. Yeah, absolutely, It's so grainy,
but it's somewhere. Yeah, because it was recording like two
thousand and five or something. Yeah, it's twenty here it is,
Oh jesus eighteen years old.

Speaker 3 (01:30:18):
Did he ever forgive you for that?

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
Yeah he did. He saw ship had like another week.
But here I'll make let me skip ahead to where
I put the snake in his pants. This is the
old Donkey show and Eugene we honestly saw him about
five more times. Look over there, here we go, and
he was unpaid. Oh man, yeah, experience, damn his experience.
Why why what? Don't worry about it all the way?

(01:30:41):
Open steak, pull it open it, don't worry about it
up your pants. At this point, Drew's climbed on top

(01:31:02):
of the chair because the snake is now free in
the studio. Here, I just yelled, he's naked and stink
has got no pants on.

Speaker 13 (01:31:10):
The diaper crush.

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
So yeah, we all thought because when you jumped out
of the diaper, we thought we smelled. But yeah, it
was a snake that we were smelling. It was its
defense steak.

Speaker 9 (01:31:27):
Oh my god, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
Get it away from me.

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
Oh my god, it so messed up.

Speaker 2 (01:31:45):
One of my favorite everywhere. Oh boy. The only thing
I said during the entire bit is put your pants
pans on. We'll put on our on our blog at
one five nine dot com, so you can check that out.
But oh my god, they actually the Pure Terror Stop

(01:32:06):
had the snake, and he was like kind of coming
over to me. Each time he would peek. I would
like just step in a little bit. That would him.
He was like moving the volume meter with the snake,
just closer, louder, pull away, quiet. The snake inside of
A friend of mine adopted it, who loves reptiles. So
I went to a very good home. And I don't

(01:32:26):
know if he's still live or not. I don't know
how long snakes live. Fteen years ago, I doubt it
it's dead. I mean, that's a hell of a life
for a guard. Nice pair of boots, but yeah, that's
I don't know why we got on that topic, but
because you guys are gonna have a uh So I
was holding the snake. I hope you react to the
end film man and Lauris is coming in and out

(01:32:47):
with it. I can feel myself, I can fill myself
getting into the zone, like I can see myself like.

Speaker 3 (01:32:52):
It'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
I think it'll be fine.

Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
Just trying to he'll grow from this experience. If it happened,
you like to be tickled, and it'll be a thing.

Speaker 6 (01:32:58):
What'd you say thirty seconds or so?

Speaker 15 (01:33:00):
Then?

Speaker 6 (01:33:00):
What did you say the timeline?

Speaker 2 (01:33:01):
I think thirty seconds? Thirty seconds?

Speaker 7 (01:33:02):
A hell?

Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
I think four minutes? No, sixty four minutes?

Speaker 3 (01:33:06):
He said four, which is still sixty second the length
of a song.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
No, I say thirty seconds. I put you guys do
thirty seconds all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:33:14):
Now my turn thirty feels late, but I know I
think I think sixty because because beef Water's tele video
is probably gonna be forever, I feel like you're thirty
second and I have to like care for it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
If I take it home, I'm flushing it on the toilet.

Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
Video will like to play with it, probably like.

Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
It's stuck like that book late. Oh that's a big spider.
Thirty second, you'll just see like sixty. So we agreed
on thirty. I think we could do it.

Speaker 4 (01:33:37):
You want to do a no, because everyone's gonna say sixty,
you dink everyone's gonna say. I'm just say for conversations,
I'm not doing a full.

Speaker 2 (01:33:45):
Minute because when it's gonna be some boring for the
not going to be boring. I think it's just gonna
hear me going, Oh, I think it's gonna be No,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:33:57):
I think it's sixty seconds.

Speaker 6 (01:33:58):
I suppose it depends if it's to move up your.

Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
Arm or not.

Speaker 2 (01:34:01):
Dude, if that happens on it, we're not in the
tummy cave. What do we do not do it?

Speaker 3 (01:34:05):
To do?

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
We're doing it on my arm.

Speaker 3 (01:34:07):
I mean the spider will decide where it wants to.

Speaker 2 (01:34:09):
Yeah, I guess it will go where it wants. But
it's not going to get up a sleeve.

Speaker 3 (01:34:12):
You don't know that.

Speaker 6 (01:34:12):
I don't care where it goes. I just wanted to
bite your good well.

Speaker 2 (01:34:15):
We don't even know. We don't this old dodge. It
doesn't have teeth. You don't even know that. I'm lord jeez.
On Friday, we will find out eight o'clock in the morning.
And if I win, Peavewater has to show us his
moldy toes. If I lose, I have to have the
transli crawl on my body for sixty seconds. And hey,

(01:34:36):
you guys can call your own destiny. No, no, no,
what's fair. It's forty five No, that's what's fair. That
is fair. Lets mean, I'll say, let's mean though the middle,
forty five seconds. That's fair. Well, I can say that now,
but I'm not doing sixty. I will eat it towards
you in your direction. I mean, unless we get a
ton of emails outrage, then we're fine. Lots of text,

(01:34:56):
lots of call.

Speaker 3 (01:34:57):
It is everywhere, but it's up on the McLoughlin Chevrolet
text line.

Speaker 20 (01:35:00):
If you think, oh, ever turned Laura's mike on it
nine seven, Oh damn, I turned it on too early.
All right, we'll figure it out. But it's forty five seconds.
I'm fine with I'm not doing sixty with the Transla,
but I don't plan on losing. I plan on seeing Beef's.

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
Toes always there you go. Yeah, that's the key party
seems sad. I'm really your attitude this week.

Speaker 6 (01:35:18):
I've had it. I don't and I've had it with
coming in here and hearing.

Speaker 2 (01:35:21):
That, well you are all MOPy? Is he not MOPy?
I know he's twice this week he's given me the
shinene hand like.

Speaker 6 (01:35:27):
He's quick to jump in with your expertise.

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
I said that the only thing you can read is
a menu, and you broke earlier this week so calm
it down.

Speaker 3 (01:35:36):
What everybody cut a beef?

Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
Wought?

Speaker 3 (01:35:38):
Are some slack?

Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
What's the matter with you?

Speaker 6 (01:35:39):
That's constant opinions in this room.

Speaker 12 (01:35:41):
Are you just hungry?

Speaker 8 (01:35:41):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 6 (01:35:42):
And it's all of it. It's hungry for something else.
That's what I'm hungry for.

Speaker 4 (01:35:47):
Yeah, well, yeah, it all ends tomorrow because you get
your final numbers hopefully everything.

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
Yeah, dude's just angry. The final week is he's had it.
He's angry. Burgers a beer Friday. But really, what's what's
going on with you?

Speaker 3 (01:35:59):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
Because you're my best, one of my best. Tell me
what's going I'm doing?

Speaker 6 (01:36:02):
Fine?

Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
What's the matter?

Speaker 6 (01:36:04):
Everything is work stressing your name and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:36:06):
It's work stressing. Sure, is your home stressing up?

Speaker 8 (01:36:08):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (01:36:09):
Are you and your wife doing it?

Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Well, what's the problem it is?

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
That's the more.

Speaker 6 (01:36:14):
Do you want to know?

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
How long has it been?

Speaker 6 (01:36:15):
Seven years? What's next?

Speaker 2 (01:36:20):
It has not been seventy?

Speaker 6 (01:36:21):
How long? Every years?

Speaker 2 (01:36:22):
What's next? That's not the case. I'd say maybe three months.

Speaker 6 (01:36:27):
I have years and three months? All right? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
Is there anything else.

Speaker 5 (01:36:32):
Going on on?

Speaker 6 (01:36:33):
We're good? All right, We're good.

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
Okay, just keep thinking about that. Do buy chocolate milkshake?

Speaker 6 (01:36:38):
Shake s you know the d buy chocolate. Okay, I'm
sure it's a phenomenal milkshake. What's the rage of this chocolate?

Speaker 5 (01:36:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:36:45):
I've never had it before.

Speaker 2 (01:36:46):
You'll find that on Friday.

Speaker 6 (01:36:48):
It's got pistachios on the inside.

Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
Don't change the subject.

Speaker 6 (01:36:51):
A game changer. We're talking about your attitude to saying
I saw it again yesterday and a big sign of it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:56):
It's it's poor. His attitude's poor. We just see more smiles,
that's all. Normally you're in a much better mood. That's
all we're saying. Well, as soon as he has some
shake shack on Friday, he'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (01:37:07):
Dude.

Speaker 6 (01:37:08):
Speaking of I got an email this morning. Anybody have
any additions to their menu? It's finalizing the order, large fry,
double cheese, the large channel, shake, a thank you, any
anything else that you want to add that's okay, thank you?
All right, right, go take a walk around the block
or second, I'm something. All I'm doing is walk in
these days, my god, That's all I do is walk.

Speaker 2 (01:37:29):
And they say when you're healthier, you feel better. You
know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (01:37:32):
Miserable like a million bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:37:34):
We'll be back.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:37:41):
Wow, ladies and gentlemen, we have some breaking news this morning,
some breaking news that actually is some really good breaking news.
Oh my god, it's amazing news.

Speaker 10 (01:37:53):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:37:53):
This is just being reported now.

Speaker 4 (01:37:55):
According to sources, Tom Dundon, who if you don't know,
is the owner the NHL's Carolina Hurricanes, is agreed to
buy the Portland Trailblazers hey from of course, from the
estate of Paul Allen. And now here is the caveat
they're saying it's gonna First of all, it's gonna be
just more than.

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
Four billion dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:38:16):
Remember he bought it for a couple hundred million, So
nice little profit there for the trust. But the biggest
thing is they intend to keep this team in Portland, Oregon.

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
Look at that.

Speaker 3 (01:38:31):
What is the connection with like, what this guy live
in the Carolinas or is he just some dude who
goes around buying up sports teams.

Speaker 4 (01:38:40):
Well, I think that's part of it, is that he
does buy up sports teams when they're available, because they
never are. But this soon he owns the Carolina Hurricanes
on the other side of the country.

Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
But here's the lynchpin.

Speaker 4 (01:38:51):
Here you have Mark Zahl, who is the co president
of Blue Owl Capital, which is big money, and the
thing that keeps it in Portland is Sheel Tile is
the third guy, and he's a Portland based founder and
CEO co CEO of Collective Global. Sounds like big money,
but he is from here and that is big for
us and keeping it here. And it's in the title

(01:39:14):
intends to keep it, not for now, intends to keep it.
I don't know what that means for a stadium or
or what, but.

Speaker 2 (01:39:20):
Yeah, because the question is, now, where's the new stadium
gonna go?

Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
Mm hm.

Speaker 2 (01:39:23):
You know, they can't they apparently they can't flatten the
Memorial Coliseum, which I think is what they should do.
But yeah, I guess it's it's like a historical landmark landmark,
and so it's there. They're going to keep that. Also,
then you just do you blow up the Motor Center
and they rebuild, renovate it.

Speaker 4 (01:39:39):
Delta Park we got it. I mean all those businesses
next to Delta Park, we got to buy out what's left.
There's nothing left back there, you know, like the Dicks
is closed and back where he used to have like
a smith home furnishings and all that clear, it all
get rid of tweaks pill let's build it up.

Speaker 2 (01:39:54):
Yeah, I mean that that isn't a bad spot. I
suppose what if.

Speaker 4 (01:39:57):
You build that there and then that opens up the
other spot for maybe baseball when we drop the Motor Center.

Speaker 3 (01:40:03):
No, because I mean, first of all, I feel like
the baseball diamond would take up more. I think you're right,
and I think they're really set on doing it at
the waterfront.

Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
Which would be cool. Yeah, I'm not here to fight
against that. Travel it would be cool. Yeah, it's also
on r side.

Speaker 3 (01:40:17):
But also I mean if you put it up at
Delta Park, getting up that way even now is such
a bit.

Speaker 2 (01:40:23):
Really easy for the people in Vancouver.

Speaker 8 (01:40:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:40:25):
True, But this is what you're seeing is Dallas Cowboys Stadium,
not in Dallas. San Francisco forty nine ers not in
San Francisco. I mean, they are traveling to find the space.
So are we going to be any different?

Speaker 17 (01:40:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:40:37):
Well, there it is. It looks like the Blazers have
interested into agreement to be sold and the plan is
to keep the Blazers here in Portland, which is a
big relief for a lot of a lot of hardcoreor
Lazers fans. Now, let's hope they don't tell us a
fib Yeah right, because that says intends to keep it here.
But that makes me think, well, that means if there's
a better option on the table.

Speaker 4 (01:40:57):
Because you know who also intended to keep the team
and Seatt the Oklahoma City Thunder. But at the same time,
I'll take that in the news in the headline rather
than intends to leave. So we'll take a little victory today.

Speaker 2 (01:41:10):
All right, we got a few a few talkback messages
to listen to before we go this morning. You can
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Speaker 5 (01:41:18):
Good morning, Brewer crew, This is Big John. I want
to say awesome work to Tanner and beef Water. You've
guys kicked a lot of ass. Thanks nice fitness competition.
You guys look great and len't know about that. I'm
really proud of you about your winners.

Speaker 2 (01:41:35):
In my eyes, I think better is the word, just
not great yet it's like a long way to go
looking pretty pretty slick.

Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
It's like it's like in the Heavyweights, you're all a
bunch of skinny weeners.

Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
More talkbacks Yeah, the blubber Burns wrapping up.

Speaker 6 (01:41:51):
I can't wait.

Speaker 19 (01:41:52):
You're gonna be celebrating there with you guys and spirit
even though I did no work during any of that, No,
no sit ups, bush ups, but I'm gonna I'm gonna
chat out with you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:42:04):
Yeah, we're gonna celebrate Friday morning at like I don't
know when shake Chack's gonna get here, like nine or something,
but it's not gonna matter what time, and it's gonna
be the best time for a burger. We're gonna find
out who the winner of the blubber burn is coming
up on Friday at eight am, So listen for that
one more talk back.

Speaker 14 (01:42:20):
How many thirty seconds of hell?

Speaker 8 (01:42:22):
How you put it through?

Speaker 14 (01:42:23):
And Laura, yep, I think sixty seconds is boarding fair?

Speaker 2 (01:42:27):
You're calm down. I'm just com so too. I'm not
gonna lose you got this. I put them through thirty
seconds of l at a time, all right, at a time.
That's that for most of the time.

Speaker 3 (01:42:37):
Oh yeah, I love that was a lot more forgot
to hit the button, Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
Hey, mistakes are made, some mistakes happened. Life is life.
I feel you, but I think forty five seconds is enough.
I I met you in the middle.

Speaker 3 (01:42:49):
There was ever an option to meet me in the middle.
It was there was no compromise.

Speaker 2 (01:42:53):
I said, forty unless it is a massive uproar, and
there's only been a mild uproar so far.

Speaker 3 (01:42:58):
Yeah, so you did's two out of three lore No,
because that guy said the sixties he doesn't count. Sure
he does give the people what they want.

Speaker 2 (01:43:06):
We will finalize all those details. Oh we just did,
We just did, We just did. So anyway, Friday eight am.

Speaker 3 (01:43:12):
I'm gonna throw that spider at your face.

Speaker 2 (01:43:16):
I don't even like your threats. It's not gonna come
within a country mile up. That's not true. Yeah, it's
really not even nice to joke about stuff like this
is joking about the death of a family member. It's
really awful. Anyway, we'll see tomorrow, my