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July 30, 2025 99 mins
On today's show we talked about Beefwater's nightmare trip to the airport on his way back from Disneyland. We also talked about the dumb things we have done to be fired and a brand new Dumbass of the Day!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Near List, Drew you Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yo, yo, good morning.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
It is Wednesday, July thirtieth, twenty twenty five, tannerd and Laura.
We are live. Yeah, so like thirtieth already. It's crazy,
I know, killing me. I am excited for Friday's show though.
We're gonna do a new segment with Laura. You know, Laura,
I don't know if you follow on Instagram. You can
find it if you just go to our instagram at
one of five nine the Brew. But she is always

(00:30):
like almost every week in hiking or going to a
new dive bar or camping or something. And so on Friday,
We're gonna like do a like a Laura's trailhead Report, yeah,
because there's so many trails. Like I've been living in
the state since I was ten years old, and Laura's
been to more trails and more bars than I've been
to for sure, and in like the three years or

(00:50):
four years she's lived here. So on Friday, we're gonna
find out her favorite trail of the week and uh
and see if it's for one, if you can handle it,
if you get it, you're even even you know, if
you even cut out for this.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Like a fair weather hiker, you know, like I'm not
into like super hectic, Like if it's too hard, I'm out.
It's too long, a'mount. So these are trails that everyone
should be able to.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
Okay, good because next week and I'm going backpacking, I
might need some of your I might need some of
your hands.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Some guides.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Laura's got some great spots and she's got the proof
because she does these great you know Instagram videos. So yeah, Friday,
we'll figure out the time, but we're gonna do a
trailhead report, so you're going to find out Laura's favorite trail.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Of the week, and far to the Week will also happen.
And yes, the Freaky far Friday.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Said unrelated related though.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Well it's a big show Friday last year, but we
weren't here for the last.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Did I play Laura? The one for Laura's was last week.
I on think you've played it for her. The one
we use.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
I'm aware of the name of the segment, which is
what freaky fart Friday?

Speaker 6 (01:53):
That is correct?

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Okay, yeah, so what do we got?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
We had a good opener, so yeah, this one was
it was like it was like a wildlfe video.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Where do you get?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Okay, so you just I just scroll the internet for
odd farts.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I'm a weird man. But this guy was doing like
a wildlife video. He was talking about some rhinos. Okay, Yeah,
he's like just sitting in front of a rhino. It's
laying on its side, it's sleeping. It's just chilling out.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
This rinding its own business.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah, just doing its thing in it's it's bedroom, basically
trying to chill and it just breaks wind and the
rhino rhino does and it's long and loud.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
Since here just picking.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I've been here for a very long time, have been
with this Northern Way, trying to fall.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Laura is shocked.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Gine, she smoke a long one.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
It was pretty long.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
That was deep.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
So Laura's new segmenture about the her favorite trail of
the week and Freaky Farm Friday all coming up this week.

Speaker 6 (02:54):
That's the kind of hard.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
That empties the tummy, the where you can feel it
by your ribs.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, and you go, God, guys, don't you feel great today?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
I think that came out from behind my spleen.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Some of them sometimes shocked me, but Polly, their life changing. Yeah,
I feel fantastic anyway.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
That's all. If only everyone can feel like the rhino.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
The st I've never been jealous of a rhino.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
This moment felt relaxed. We'll do this right now.

Speaker 6 (03:20):
Story.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
It's not time to go around the room sharing what
we think. The biggest stories of the day are Drew,
you want to kick this off.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
The big story to me is the tsunami advisory that
was issued for the West Coast, including Oregon and Washington
after a massive eight point eight magnitude earthquake went off
outside of like in the waters off Russia. And when
you hear the advisory, you know, it's it's frightening because

(03:47):
you know we've all been to the coast and you
all see the blue line right like you're driving. It's
like and there's a tsunami line. Everyone blow.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
This is absolutely annihilated.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
And I immediately start worrying for people. I also worry
for those sales and cliffs that we have all up
and down that would just get decimated. Good news, nothing
massive as hit yet, but they are saying that those
waves are hitting our coast, hitting California even a little
bit more so. I think if you're heading out that way,

(04:16):
or you're going to be in the water maybe whenever.
Tsunamis are like lurking. That's weird. Undertoes, currents are strange.
It's not the ocean you're used to, which is always dangerous,
so just be careful.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
But it looks like we have dodged a bullet this time.
People in Hawaii were having to evacuate. I saw, you know,
because in certain areas it's kind of like roads. Here
they're just it's like one lane, you know, and so
there were just cars lined up for.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Miles trying to get out.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
And here Hawaii, you're just like it's the ground and
the water are all just the same height, like one
small wave, and you're like, oh, there we go.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
It's very scary.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
If you want to fly to Hawaii, you know, just
to experience a tsunami potentially, now you can do so
terrible segue. You can you can fly Southwest. I don't
even know if they fly to Hawaii, but whatever. But Southwest
is making big changes in the coming year. They are
officially rolling out assigned seating for the first time in

(05:14):
over fifty years, which personally I don't mind because I
hated the whole free for all first come, first served
seating on Southwest stressful. Yeah, but starting this week you
can book flights starting in January with options like extra
leg room, preferred or standard seats as a part of
their new fair bundles. The changes are aimed at improving

(05:34):
the customer experience and of course, boosting profitability.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah, buddy, I think the big story of the day
is Google is adding an AI powered store of AI
powered story views to its Chrome browser self users find
the best place to shop.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
So the feature can be.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Accessed by clicking an icon just to the left of
the web address, and the browser users will be I'll
see a pop up showing the reputation for things like
product quality, seeing customer service and return policies. That sounds
good at first, but then it's gonna be like Honey,
where the cupon only worked once and then it never
works again.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
And then, just like Honey, it'll be bought by Amazon
or bought by another big dog. And guess what they
do They sell the rights, Yeah, to tell you where
to shop. There's there's a whole story.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
I think it's John Oliver who does it about Honey
and how it's just like it's all just a scam.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
Yeah, yeah, it's all I mean. At first it's like,
oh my god, there's a miracle here.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, and they found a way. It only worked the
very first time I used it and it never worked again.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Well, and then I owned by the big.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Dog, and now you're going to be getting even more
targeted ads and the fact that I just say, Google's
going to be reading your mind.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
What was the text we got yesterday?

Speaker 3 (06:42):
We were talking about maybe it was Monday, we were
talking about something on the air, and a listener text
in and said, great, now that stuff you guys are
talking about is popping up on myself.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Was I can't remember what again exactly what it was,
but it was whatever conversation went through the speaker caught
their smartphone and now they're getting Let's see if you.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Can do that for more people, billdos Dildoz and Doug
women in products Dog for Times Fishing supplies. Let's see
what pops up.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
It would be amazing if you could just manipulate it
that way, and I'm sure you probably can. And when
AI takes over all our jobs, they'll just be shooting
things into the yea, into the stratus.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Very terrible.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Luckily, AI we're real for now. Yeah. Luckily Ai is
smart and this show is very stupid, so I think
we're good for at least a while.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah, and even Ai can't be this dumb.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Ninety one nine to seven. That's a mcloughlins ever, really, Text.

Speaker 7 (07:29):
One, you're listening to Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
You got another edition of a dumb ass of a
day coming up here in just a second. But first,
you know, we don't normally talk about celebrity couples most
of the time.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
I don't care. Every once in a while, I'm like, oh,
that's not seems nice. They look happy.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Swift and Kelsey fell fell all over the news, but
outside of that, not much.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
And I admit that I got caught up in that
just because I wanted to. I was like, Wow, that's
what I want.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
It was entangled in football too, in the middle of
the season. I want a rich football player to tell
me I'm hot.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Anyway, I mean a little too much back hair on
the guy, but other than that.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
You can deal with that razors anyway. Yeah, we normally
don't care about the celebrity couples. But when I saw
this rumor that this couple was together. I was like, Okay,
I kind of like that. I hope it works out
for them. I don't know if it's true, but Liam
Neeson and Pamela Anderson I saw this a rumored to
be dating because they're in the new Naked Gun movie.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Here's Here's what's wild about time is when I saw
the two of them on there some entertainment tonight or
something was on in my living room last night, and
this pops on and guess what is their top story?

Speaker 1 (08:39):
This?

Speaker 5 (08:40):
And I'm looking at this lady and I'm thinking, oh,
that's that's a nice woman he's found.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
And then I'm just staring at her and I realized
after three minutes that it's Pamela Anderson.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
She does not look like old Pam.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, she's just like I don't want to see what
she's Yeah, she's not like dolling herself up with all
the makeup twenty five.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
But that's what that's mom.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
That's what I appreciate it is that she is not
trying to keep up like she's not. I mean, probably
she is to a certain degree, but she's not like
a Kardashian who's getting all like she she's done her
time implants in the skincare and then this and then that.
She's just like this is who I am and this
is what you get.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
I love her attitude now.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, And so the rumors are, you know, because she's
in the new Naked Gun movie.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
She was in the originals, right, like, that's why she's
coming back. No, she wasn't. I don't think so. I
don't remember her being in.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
What makes sense? Maybe not she but she's going to
be in this one. And Liam Neeson, you know, he
lost his wife a few years ago and I think
a skiing accident. What was the accident that it was
a skiing accident, right, yeah, and he's gragic and if
you remember, once his wife passed, Liam Neeson was working
all the time. We were getting Taken one, two, and three.
We were getting movies that were just kind of ridiculous

(09:55):
because he was just accepting everything.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
I think, just to keep busy.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
Well, he said in just an interview recently. And I'm
sure Pam, if she's dating him, understands this. But at
his house he still has like an entire area that
is his wife's and it's not like he goes and
needs to go sniff blouses, but he says, there's an
aura about the area.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
You like go into the closet and start sniff and dresses. Yeah, like, well,
you miss your wife, you might, You're sure. I think
I'd probably do that. I might just go lay with
some clothes.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
But he said that it's just a feeling that it
keeps her present. But he's not like lost in it.
But it just shows that it was a heartbreak deal
for Well.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
I mean, it definitely looks like they're a couple because
they were packing on the PDA. I don't know if
this is like a film premiere who put their and
they look cute.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Well, I hope he's I hope.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
I hope the top this is very sweet.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
Well.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson respond to the dating rumors
on Today. Craig Melvin from from The Today Show asked
Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson if they're.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
On screen chemistry spoked a real life romance.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, are you too an idol?

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Craig, Oh, definitely there become that response right there and
say no, of course, not what we profession because now you're.

Speaker 6 (11:14):
Like, we met, I have never met before.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
I heard we have the voice of Lincoln right there.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
You never heard.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
We discovered we.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Had a lovely bud the chemistry a connections too, and
was like, oh this is nice.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
Let's not moveless.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Let's just let it breathe. That's what we're doing.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
We're watching the beginning of the breathing of a budding relationship. Okay, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
Craig America's here for it. We're here for whatever this
turns into.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Greg's here for it.

Speaker 6 (11:53):
Like, so we're gonna hook up.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
He just knows he got a scoop though, so crushed it.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
We're just letting it, like, you know, that's good though.
They're not rushing anything. They're just well the fun.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Then they swear. Then they staged a kiss on today,
they staged.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
A kissam.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Last time.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Well they're good for them, get a room, Worldlife Television.
Good for them, I said, good for Liam.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Well, she was so sad too.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
At one point they did like a documentary about her,
and she was just so buff.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
She's been through it, man, you know a lot of
people using her for her looks and whatever else.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
And and she was in love with Tommy Lee for forever.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
And kid Rock.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Liam better, but I mean I feel like she Tommy
was the guy.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Tommy was like the like the the boy that she
never fell out of love with.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
So I hope that this works out for that.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Liam's sweet.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
Liam's gonna need to get online though, and like, I
don't know it's hymns or what, but he's gonna Tommy Lee.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
He's gonna need some medical Have you seen the video, Leo.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
You know we're gonna see We're gonna see Liam Neeson
and Tommy Lee fight a an MTV Video Music Awards.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
That's what happened, Kid Rock and.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Take down Tommy Lee and kid Rock at the same time,
at the same time.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
When you've dated Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, Liam Neeson, it's
such a step up.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
It doesn't the time, such a step up to move
into a class.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
She's dating Lincoln.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
Yeah, she's dating take I mean and if anyone does
anything to her kids, no.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
One's touching her kids.

Speaker 6 (13:34):
One phone call, they'll drive them right back.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Have skills, all right?

Speaker 5 (13:38):
Well there tells her that too in the fore plays.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
Like Okay, Liam, it's time to take your pills and.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Laura's dumbass of the day.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Alright, It's now time for the dumbass of the day
and boil boy, you knew. I mean, it's not really surprising.
I don't want to say you knew it was come,
but it's it's not surprising. But the x CEO of
as Astronomer, you know, the CEO who was caught cheating
on his wife.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
And around the world.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yeah, yeah, oh I have the clip here was it?

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Look at these two?

Speaker 6 (14:14):
All right?

Speaker 3 (14:18):
What so either this shot the CEO who ducked out
of the shot there. His name is Andy Byron is
now considering filing a lawsuits against Coldplay and the event
organizers over the now infamous kiss cam clip that went viral.
Coldplay frontman Chris Martin joked about Byron and uh the

(14:39):
woman's reaction, Uh Cabot, I think is her last name.
After they appeared on the jumbo tron. You know, both
the man and the woman were placed on administrative leave.
Then they both stepped down, and page six says that
Byron may be considering filing a defamation case against cold Play.
The legal experts suggest it would be challenging to prove
malice or definitely I don't see that holding any water.

(15:02):
I think that anyone who has that guy's ear says
just stay underwater.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
And there's no expectation of privacy.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Again, it's in public, especially at a game when there's
just pointing cameras at people.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Right.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
Also, if you want your name back, you need to
go underground. I mean, you were a CEO. You can
get a good job if you can hide. Don't stay
in the public.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Well, honestly, this is like, this is one of those
fifteen minutes done. Like, no one's going to care time
next year. No one's going to remember your names.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
You's got to need to call that company. If you've
seen it advertised during the day on the news. It's like,
a is your reputation being drug through the mud on
the internet? Yeah, call us reputation fixer or whatever it is,
reputation fixed.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
You used to call them immediately.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Yeah, but I do think I mean, and we talked
about this when the clip originally came out. It's like
play stupid games when stupid prizes. You know, it's like
you're gonna suit cold play because you were cheating on
your wife.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
Dude, Like no, and how do you have any water
to hold on the venue? The promoter like they don't
know what's going on here. It's a kiss camp. That
means you could sue every hockey minor league hockey game
in America.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
So there it is.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
I'm assuming that'll be thrown right the hell out. But yeah,
he has, he even files it. I mean, it'say considering.
So hopefully he reconsiders.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Just the balls to be like, yeah, you know what,
I'm gonna sue?

Speaker 1 (16:21):
What right?

Speaker 2 (16:22):
And also, how are you not embarrassed?

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:24):
What is that going to do for you? Like hundreds
of millions of dollars aren't going to bring your family pack?

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah? You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
So I don't know.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Oh honey, I saw what you did. You sued for that? Well,
maybe I will take that has never happened.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Let me play with your chest.

Speaker 6 (16:37):
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Speaker 3 (16:38):
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Speaker 7 (17:43):
You're listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura Drew and Laura Laura.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
Well, it's official, the brand new Trailblazer. Drew Holiday is
embracing his new role here in Portland, as he had
himself a press conference introduce ueeing him to the city. Now,
this didn't happen earlier because the Blazers granted his wish
to go home to Los Angeles for you know, he
normally has a summer break there where he grew up.

(18:11):
So they were like, no worries, we'll do this in
a little bit. We have all this Damian Lillard action,
other signings we have of course young Hans, and there's
so much to talk about.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
We'll deal with it later. That time is now. As
you know, it's kind of a cool thing.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
There are so few big time homes for people who
are six seven, six', eight you, know big dudes who
need to have those type of. Accommodations, Well Drew holiday
Rented Damian lillard his house In milwaukee for the time
that he was, there so you, know he's, like, WELL
i got traded From. Milwaukee you can move into my.

(18:46):
House and it was all fitted for him and his.
Kids So dame and his kids were just fine all
the way to the point where they used to argue
About Wi fi when they'd see each other and play
in THE. Nba now nobody's living in the house because
now they're Both Portland. Trailblazers But holiday talked about what
he thinks he will bring to.

Speaker 8 (19:04):
This to be, me to bring the leadership THAT i
That i've brought to multiple, organizations to be able to
come in here and be as adaptable as. Possible and,
again the most important thing is a.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
Win AND i don't think it's gonna be such a
rebuild around. Here the people who have that stuck in their.
MIND i think you need to shake. It this team's
going to do a little better than everybody. Thinks and
When dame comes, back you better watch. YOURSELF i like
to what he spells his, Name Drew drew m j.
R U. E, Yeah i'm actually changing mind, Legally i'm
in the. Process so call the graphic. Guy i've Been

(19:41):
i've changed the. STICKER, yep it won't be confused For
brew as much. Anymore and, Finally vince, McMahon the head
man over THE, wwe has been cited for causing a
crash on A connecticut highway wrecking As bentley the thing
was trashed in two other cars a few hours before
Hul cogan's death hit the. News SO i don't. Know

(20:03):
maybe did he know? ALREADY i don't. Know there's the sports.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Thank you very.

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Self and you know what's funny is we're going to
do it in all of our phones are gonna Po
i'm going to get hemorrhid.

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CREAM i feel like what sixty sixty five eighty four,
says doesn't the. Disclaimer so he's talking about THE ceo
who got caught cheating on his wife at The coldplay.
Concert he's considering Suing coldplay in the event the event,
Staff he, says doesn't the disclaimer on your ticket hold
a not liable.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
For damages from the jumbo. Tron i'm not sure if
it says that's, specifically but but it says. Something there
might be something in the small. Print, yeah like you
know when you buy it. Online i'm sure there's all
kinds of. Jargon, yeah like you're at a game with
cameras pointed. Everywhere it's bound to. Happen this is all. Public.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Uh the twenty three ninety six, says oh, No tanner
said he had an? Indigestion did you cheat again on
your diet's unhealthy? EATING i did not one burb and judging, you,
NO i JUST i get into gestin usually.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
Well and, also you had like some just spicy doesn't
mean it's, cheating like you said you had some like
chili flakes on your yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
PASTA i get this turkey pasta from Fit, foods AND
i did put some crush red peppers in, it and
that's probably What i'm.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Which it is fit. Positive people, like see you said
you had.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Bosta, no it's it's like five hundred, calories fifty five
grams of.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Proteins, yeah pack it in. Player not. Bad and that
was my biggest meal of the day.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Yesterday that's good. STUFF i can't wait till this is
over SO i can eat a full. Glaystamp all, right
coming up in a few, minutes we're gonna take some
of your talk back.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
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Speaker 3 (22:03):
Eleven tickets details and how to get down To california
to see The Aftershock. Festival right, here You drew And
Laura portland's Rock station one five nine in The. Brew
it's tannerd you And. Laura, uh just looking at pictures
From San Diego Comic.

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Con oh, yeah a friend's a big. Dog that's the big.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
One and let's how we like to all the theaters
and studios make their announcements and. Stuff And i'll, like you,
know tons of people go to dress up my friends
down there right, now and you send me some. Photos it's,
LIKE i love these movies and that information would be
cool to see. Firsthand BUT i get it all on
the internet within ten minutes of it, happening, Right AND
i think avoiding the hotel and drama and air and
BnB drama and just the nerds everyone in. COSTUME i

(22:46):
just go what somebody walks by AND i get like
smacked in the face of somebody's.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Shield, yeah somebody's fake sword that's sticking out of.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
The who's to, say you're not the guy going around
smacking people with your. Shields i'm not.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Gonna i'm not going dressed.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
Down you can't beat them join. Them.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Okay, well IF i do dressed, Up i'm going as
a power ranger and it's just. Spandex.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
Okay and it's one of those deals where it's, like,
YEAH i Love, HALLOWEEN i love dressing, up but the
nerd is super thick. THERE i mean it's it's the,
thickest thickest nerd you can possibly.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Get and so.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
It's got to be hard for some people to do
a full day or.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
A three day. Pass, yeah it's. Fair it looks like
the seventh circle Of hell for.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Me, yeah AND i would be joining.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
You they're, Cooking but you, Know i'm glad my buddy's
having a good. Time, yeah he likes to dress. Up
AND i, mean and it's full of half naked. People it's.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
Funny it's like there are a bunch of, nerds but
the cosplay they're all in, bikinis and so these guys
are like.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Torking. Out, yeah, DUDE i bet you're. RIGHT i bet.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
You it's difficult for a lot of these guys who
they don't see it in real. Life it's only you
on the.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
Internet and then and then take a right there in
front of, them that is a woman's flesh.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Exactly there's a lot of.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
That security's got to tell people to just.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
Take a, bread but put that. Away and you can't
have that out.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Here, shoah open over, here all, right coming up here
in a few. Minutes we want to talk about that that,
GUY i don't know his. Name he played for The
raiders and got fired because he kissed another player on the.
Forehead Christian. Wilkins Christian. Wilkins all, right so this guy got,
fired maybe you've seen the. Video just runs up to,
him guy doesn't know that he's behind, him grabs his,
head kisses him.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
On the, forehead runs.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Away kiss on the forehead cost him forty million dollars
got fired for, That so we want to, know what's
the dumbest reason you've ever been? Fired did you kiss
a dude on the forehead and he was just like,
nah not having, that homie eight six, six.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Four, four, five one five nine your calls after closing, time.

Speaker 7 (24:41):
You're listening to Or drew And Laura drew And Laura Happy.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Wednesday so you may have seen the clip or heard
the story about what's his name? Again Christian.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Wilkins Christian wilkins of The raiders who ran up and
kissed another player on the. Forehead he just comes up behind,
him grabs his forehead and kisses.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Him it looks. Playful it's not like he.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
Was it's not like it was a Romantic.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
YEAH i think it was just being.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
Playful but the plan was for it to be a
playful thing the player. Himself this is where the problem came.
In the player took offense and actually filed a grievance
with The, raiders so they were forced to at least
acknowledge and.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
Deal so what's the? Context why did he walk up
to him and kiss his fore?

Speaker 5 (25:27):
Hatch there is no true context behind it because it's
locker room. Behavior it's probably not trash talk during the
game or, something or just like, yeah you like say
something and then you think you're making it cool by
giving him the. Smooch not everybody is raised to where
your mouth should be on my, face you. Know and
SO i see why you're. Upset it's one of those
things that's. Funny IS i see why he's in, Trouble

(25:48):
BUT i wouldn't file the. Grievance, YEAH i probably wouldn't.
Either it's both is it, like is it really a fireable?
Offense and he lost out on forty million? Dollars you,
said now they? Did they piggybacked, This they said other.
Things This he was already in trouble for not he
hurt his foot and did not do the rehab. Correctly
and so they're saying that this, incident mixed with the

(26:11):
lack of doing what the contract told you you had to,
do voids the forty.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Sounds like maybe they were just looking for an excuse
to get rid of.

Speaker 9 (26:18):
Him.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
ANYWAY i think, so because this contract had started as
one hundred million dollar, contract eighty seven million, guaranteed and
they took that last forty Seven.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Yeah paying the guy a lot of, money not getting
a lot out of, him and he smooch to do
any smooch another guy caused drama. SOLD i mean, AGAIN
i don't see the big deal in, It BUT i
guess when it comes down to it, LEGALLY.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
I, MEAN i guess if the other player filed a,
grievance what were the other? PLAYER i probably would have been.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Like, Bro, yeah but maybe that's a way to just
screw the other team. Over like if you guys are big,
rivals just well.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
The on the same TEAM i thought they were on
seventeen they all did play for The.

Speaker 5 (26:52):
Raiders oh, yeah so The raiders player went to their
bosses and said he kissed.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Me well that's that's even. Worse.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
Yeah so it's one of those things that you're IF
i kissed you and you went TO, hr they'd be
forced to.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Act we've never gone TO hr when that. Happened, well
that's What i'm. Saying you keep that.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
In you guys have a special kind of.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Love, yeah and if you keep it in the, room
nobody loses their forty. Million. Yeah do you think he
do you think he knew that was going to, Happen,
like do you think he maybe regrets to.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
That, GUY i, bet like just maybe a slap on the.
WRIST i didn't mean to take all his. Money he
just wanted they stopped touching.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
ME i didn't needn't have to do that.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Now but if you're so irritated that you file a
grievance with the, organization you don't care if this guy's.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
Fired and it could be because sometimes with the hazing
of the younger guys and, stuff they're being borderline sexual.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
To you to make you.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
Uncomfortable, yeah not to go as far as like An Aaron,
hernandez but locker rooms from the, beginning they've Been football's
been whipping people with a, towel slapping you on the,
ass like things that if you did it, here you'd be.
Fired so it's it's a grayer line in a locker.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Room that's WHY i got to lean into.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
It do it. Harder that's all the slap you. Got
you want to make it, Weird i'll make it. Weird
give me a body GO i will win this weird.
Off trust, MEAN i have no. Problem all, right.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Let's go to the.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Funds what's the weirdest, start, sorry the dumbest reason you
were ever you were ever? FIRED i, mean because that's
PRETTY i feel like it's a pretty dumb reason to
get fired for that to be the final, stride it's
pretty dumb age six, six, four, four, five one five.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Nine let's go to is This? James? Hello whoever's?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Online?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Long, yeah hi?

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Buddy have you ever been fired for a RIDICULOUS i?

Speaker 10 (28:33):
HAD i had got given a shirt one time that
somebody got From Cabo San.

Speaker 11 (28:37):
Lucas it was From Senior frogs and it said totally.

Speaker 10 (28:40):
Wasted somebody took offense to it and apparently, bitched AND
i got.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Fired so someone got mad at a. TEACHER im, sure
that says you're, Wasted but what was your.

Speaker 12 (28:50):
Had three frogs on it was totally?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Wasted and what was your?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Job what were you?

Speaker 1 (28:55):
DOING i was at a circuit board. Manufacturer, okay so you.
Are weren't you windoors all day?

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Nobody?

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Yeah, yeah you.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
Weren't necessarily seeing customers all day?

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Long and so that's kind of if it's a, factory
what's the big Deal if it's, not like it's not
a blatant curse.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Word who?

Speaker 4 (29:11):
CARES i don't know they. Did apparently that was.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Very dumb reason to light.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
You maybe they were looking for a reason. Too maybe
you had a series of.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Offenses poor you, know poor circuit.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Boards are going, missing poor, performers.

Speaker 10 (29:27):
All, right, Jee MAYBE i don't know the JOB i
had before, THAT i got fired and employee of the
month in the same.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Day, wow how did that? Happen? Yeah, uh that.

Speaker 11 (29:37):
Was laid off because we lost the. Contract so they're, like,
Oh friday is your last, day but you're a.

Speaker 10 (29:42):
Employee of the month last.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
MONTH i was, like oh, really SO i feel like
they threw you a bone and they're.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
About, that you, know like they probably that's not got
employee the month after you were.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
FIRED i don't feel like that's you're throwing somebody a,
bone because that would just make me more, Mad.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Like you did great, here. Goodbye but that's that's the
way these bosses. Work i'm gonna throw. It you should
feel grateful That i've given. You you take, that put that
on your, resume all, right boy of the month and
terminated also get? Out yeah all, right all, Right, dylan appreciate, it.
Brother that's a classic move.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
Though, YEAH i like that for though totally, wasted.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Dude we have some text messages coming in fifty eight
fifty eight says.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Oh he, says good, Morning Bruce, crue thanks for being
the best radio show in the. Morning meet my, job more.
Entertaining thank you my.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Friend ninety one seventy one, SAYS i actually got fired for.
Quitting i've heard, That like people go in there to
quit and they, say, actually, no we're just gonna let
you go right, Now like you CAN'T i just.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Quit i'm giving you my two. Weeks actually you're fired.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
NOW i do wonder SOMETIMES i don't know what.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Is the difference, THOUGH i, mean you're not like if you,
quit if you go and put your two weeks in
and they just, say how about we just let you
go Right?

Speaker 4 (30:49):
Yeah, yeah, YEAH i MEAN i guess that could.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Be that's probably exactly what.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Happened and that's that's that happens here a lot it,
happens AND i think it happens quite a few jobs
even beyond. Here that it's like they don't want you
in the inner circle of your. Secret like if we
put our two weeks, in chances are they just pull
us because they would think we would.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Go on the air and say something mean about.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
It but if they let, Us but if they let you,
go do they have to pay you a? Severance they'll like,
yes if you, quit they don't have.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
To so that's Why i'd be kind of, Stoked like,
what you're fired and you're, like, oh thank, god, No, YEAH.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
I guess it depends on your. Situation.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Yoah and yet it fired for cause no? Unemployment, yeah
ninety one nine. Seven that is our McLoughlin chevrolet text.
Line what is the dumbest reason you've ever been? Fired
like this dude For The, Raiders Christian. Wilkins wilkins who you,
know kissed another player on the, forehead got fired and
lost out on forty million.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Dollars it's just a little.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Peck, yeah eight sixty six four four five one of.
Five nine is the phone. Number you can also shoot
us a talk back through Our iHeartRadio. App Stannerd you
And laura on the Brew.

Speaker 7 (31:52):
You're Listening Toner drew And Laura drew And, laura.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
What's the dumbest reason you've ever been? Fired?

Speaker 3 (32:02):
This Christian wilkinson From The raiders kissed another dude on
the on the, forehead got, fired lost out on forty million.
Dollars and they say there's a bunch of other stuff
stuff throw on top of.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
That but the kissing pretty much was sealed this.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
Straight nail in the, coffin and it's a way for
them to get out from under, it, Right, like oh
we now we have a.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
REASON i think it's a dumb reason to get, fired
to lose and lose forty million. Dollars but you know,
whatever what's the dumbest reason you ever got? Fired you,
know being in, radio they never see they say that
you're never really trullly in radio until you've been.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Fired i've never gotten, Fired So i'm gonna knock on
wood all.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
RIGHT i think they're still not in the.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
BUSINESS i think the one that fits the category is
definitely our first one off of the off of the
top forty.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Radio so WHEN i first got my like my first,
SHOW i left to see one Hundred portland AND i
went down To eugene to work for one of four
point Seven. Kduck it's a top forty, station you, know
it's just LIKE z one hundred Button. Eugene and we
did a bit where we had this guy named Sick
Boy love the. Dude his name Is. Josh he's doing
real well now he's a, nurse but at the. Time
he was like Our Kma kazi stunt.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Guy this is like twenty two or twenty three years ago,
now and we.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Made him eat cat poop live on the radio and
he popped that thing in his mouth like a.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Gobstopper did he went to your house to get?

Speaker 3 (33:13):
It didn't?

Speaker 4 (33:14):
He why did he?

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Eat you went to my house to get all, right
we got it from. There, yeah, yeah you went to get.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
It and, wait why did you guys ask him to do?

Speaker 2 (33:22):
That it was back in the day when radio was.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Crazy, yeah BUT i, know but like why, well you
were just, like, hey sick, boy want to eat. SOMETHING
i don't.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Remember the reason.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
Though it wasn't that your ear overthinking and we didn't
think like. That we were, like oh, yeah oh, yeah
it looks just Like ohm And. Roco i'd eat, that
go get it like that's how quick it.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Was, okay just like a quick on the air. Decision.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
Yeah like and we're also we're also twenty two and
twenty one years, old absolutely flying from.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
The, hip so and we had zero delay at the,
time there was no. Delay so whatever happened happened on the,
air and this, kid sick boy put the cat poop
in his. Mouth he just popped it in like a,
candy started chewing it immediately starts, vomiting And i'm Not
and he must have had like olive garden before he
came to the show to be.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Good it makes me sick because he puked.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
EVERYWHERE i just abandoned the, show LIKE i ran out
of the room BECAUSE.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
I was gonna get.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
Sympathy and, YEAH i was losing my mind because when
That cares chapter trapped in the, Corner, yeah and the
cat turn came apart in his mouth like almost straight,
away and it JUST i lost a little part of
me that.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Day so we got fired for that because there's vomit,
everywhere and we pretty much destroyed the studio and, well
and the thing, is we actually stealed our own. Fate
we would have never been, fired but we played the
audio for the. Boss we had the.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Air we would have been, fired but they didn't. Know
we would have been fired. Anyway but if he but
who knows because we played him because it was remember
that they wanted to hear it and it.

Speaker 5 (34:47):
Was nine minutes and eleven seconds long and was our
nine Eleven.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
He wanted to hear it AND i AND i had no,
choice you, KNOW i was, like what AM i gonna?

Speaker 2 (34:54):
DO i should have just said, like, oh we.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Werased yeah we lost the. Audio but back now days
we'd be screwed because it's all.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Digital they could just pull it. Up, yeah they wouldn't
even ask, us they'd just go behind our.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Back.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Yeah so they fired, me and Then i'm trying to
get unemployment and they, go hold, on you got fired
for having so many cat poop AND i was, like,
yeah but it's a radio.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Show just denied. THOUGHT i got no.

Speaker 6 (35:16):
Unemployment oh.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
Yeah that was a that was a rough, front but
that was part of that was part of becoming who we,
are becoming my.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Own so he didn't force that guy to put that
cat poop in his.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
Mouth, no we did, Not and so it was such
a different time that we spent those like months At
kinko's making copies of resumes that no one ever, read
making CDs of.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Our our tired little.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
Bits, yeah oh is that a he still works here
in this?

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Building, yeah sometimes sometimes he works from. Home this is
the guy who fired us for reading the cat. Poop
i'm calling, him, RIGHT.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
I still remember the, Tone.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Pianner, yeah what was, Hey?

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Chris, hey it's A Tanner jew and lawyer were on
the radio right, now SO i won't say THE f.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Word, Okay, hey Hey, chris we were just talking about
the time you fired us for having that guy cat
poop on the air years. Ago, wow, yeah twenty years,
back twenty. Two, well we're talking about the dumbest reason
you've ever been, fired and that was pretty dumb of
you to fire us for.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
That well you're working, now aren't. You, yeah you actually
hired us. Back but, yeah do you remember that?

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Day and and can you tell us from your recollection
why exactly we were?

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Fired, yeah what's.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
The what's the legality? There? Like why is that a?

Speaker 3 (36:36):
FIRE i want to hear the playoff radio show And
portland was doing the exact same.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Thing, yeah and he's watch not. Right what do you?

Speaker 5 (36:44):
KNOW i want to know where what you guys are
thinking that, day because it is dumbest things you did
to get, Fired and we're admitting that part.

Speaker 6 (36:54):
You were TOLD i refuse.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
TOLD i think it was, no, no, no, no tell
us not to do that because we didn't know we
were going to do.

Speaker 5 (37:01):
That there's no, way there's no way we we were
told not to do. That because why would you bring
up in a meeting that. Way if you ever find Any,
cato that was a spur of the moment, Thing. Sid
but do you remember why.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
It?

Speaker 10 (37:14):
WAS i, think well it was Very it was a
very it was it was a, gosh it was twenty
twenty two years.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Ago, uh it. Was it was a very tense.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Time.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Uh and talent was under a lot of stress for
not for not doing anything, absurd just because of the
environment at that. Point so, yeah and that's why we
cut a hole in the boss's door live on the
radio with a.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Chainsaw, yes that one got me in trouble. Too but,
yeah again it was a different.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
Time you didn't get fired a, First, no BUT i
got a hole in YOUR i got.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Suspended, yeah that was a couple of. Those the baby
oil in the parking.

Speaker 6 (37:48):
LOT i didn't suspend you for that, One.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
ROBERT i think suspended.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Me oh did?

Speaker 4 (37:54):
He, okay what baby oil in the parking.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Lot we decided to man in the parking lot and
we just mind we just covered them baby oil and
then left and Didn't we thought that like the baby
oil will dry.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
UP i had no idea that it would just destroy
the parking. Lot oh, Yeah and it was at the
neighbors parking, lot so it.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Was like a.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Boss it was, like, sorry it was a.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
Business it was a, business and there was like this
entire salon had a destroyed parking.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Lots so we're out there with kitty litter and, NO
i was out, there go out. THERE i was out
there with kitty.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
LITTER i by myself at eight in the morning Because
sarge called me and was yelling at. Me maybe it
Wasn't star yelling at, me But robert somebody was screaming at.
Me AND i WAS i had AND i did. Night
SO i went to bed at like three four in the.
Morning they wake me up at eight in the. MORNING
i go down to the radio station And i'm in
that parking lot scrubbing it with kitty litter and like
a big broom That i'm, destroying you. Know and it

(38:45):
was a terrible day BECAUSE i just got yelled at all.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
Day it sounds like you guys got yelled at a, lot,
like let's be honestly able to handle.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
That they didn't know how to control their, emotions but they.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
Did but they fired, us and then the same two
guys hired us.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Back, yeah they, did and that's why we're doing this.
Different we hired in a different radio, station, Right let's remember,
that and that's how we started The Donkey. Show mm hmm, yep,
exactly and the rest is. History that's all your, Fault, chris.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
That's.

Speaker 6 (39:15):
All, well you think about the city would.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Be, free we'd be we'd be. Giggling we'd be in The,
midwest somewhere to the top forty.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
SHOW i could be, Happy, sarge somewhere else HERE i,
am but but.

Speaker 6 (39:27):
You're happy, Here so it worked out.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Well we do appreciate that you guys came to your
senses and brought.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Us don't even think about redoing that cap hoop segment, THOUGH.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
I Know laura's going to do that the Next, Friday.
SARGE i hope you're okay with.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
That, Yeah, HEY i.

Speaker 10 (39:40):
GOT i, GOT i got, NO i got nothing in
this game, now no scratching this.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Game all, Right? Serge, yeah thank. You, uh we appreciate
you where you. Are you were you In vancouver right?

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Now are you In?

Speaker 5 (39:50):
Portland i'm In North portland hanging out having coffee and,
yogurt you, know like an old.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Man don't get an attitude for. Me yogurt sounds. Scared all,
Right well you get To are you wearing A tommy
bahamasher right? Now twenty? Dollars says you.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Are, No i'm wearing car.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Heart oh look at. YOU i was going to say.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
That next HE'S i, GOT i got THE i got
the work from home out.

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Speaker 4 (40:15):
Up now he's got a car.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
HEART i bet he still has The Fred flintstone cut
out in his. Office do you still Have?

Speaker 6 (40:20):
Fred he's sitting, right he's sitting right next to.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Me, yeah he's.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Back WHAT i, say he's HAVING yo right, Now. Tanna all, Right,
chris let's talk to you.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
Later.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Man thanks see you see you by what's the dumbest
reason you got? Fired we got a lot of talkbacks
coming into our. iHeartRadio w app this. One uh, Uh
i'll just play.

Speaker 6 (40:38):
HERE i just tuned into you.

Speaker 13 (40:40):
Guys i'm on the road To california right in the
old motorcycle down.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Y'all have a Blessed. Dave i'm listening to you guys
right here on The heart. Radio oh thank, you my.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
Friend be safe out.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
There more of your, calls text and talkbacks coming. Up
what's the dumbest Reason you've ever been? Fired it's one
of five nine The Brew, Tanner jew And, Laura Happy.
Wednesday we're commercial.

Speaker 6 (40:58):
Free here.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
You, Drew laura one oh five Nine The Brew, Tanner
drew And. Laura what's the dumbest reason you've ever been?
Fired Christian Wilkinson The raiders kissed another player on the,
forehead got fired and lost out on forty million. Dollars pretty.
DUMB i think it's a dumb reason to be. Fired
some people.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Might i'm thinking they just must have been something, else
BECAUSE i don't know if that would have been the only.
REASON i think he would have had A i can
slap on the wrist and you're you don't do.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
It drew hit the nail on the head. EARLIER i
think it was. There they figured out a way to
not have to pay him forty million.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
Dollars, yeah they got out from under it because they
knew it in another, direction we're going to get forty
million dollars worth of workout of.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Him he was already being. Lazy he wasn't doing the.

Speaker 5 (41:39):
Rehab so it's, like oh, man we've we screwed, up
and you probably thought we screwed up for a, year
and then he kissed him on the forehead and you're, like, oh, bud.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
We got some talk back messages coming in through iHeartRadio.
App it's the dumbest reason you've ever been.

Speaker 13 (41:53):
Fired, Well i've only been fired once in my, life
and it was dude who my own stupidity should have
took care of my own. Stuff but, BASICALLY i was
a janitor at the, time And i'd come in And
i'd just strip all the, floors and all the guys
were so dang. Lazy they'd never start till like one
o'clock in the, morning And i'd be there till.

Speaker 6 (42:13):
Five SO i would just strip.

Speaker 13 (42:15):
Everything immediately and tell, them, hey you got four, hours
four coats of, lax them out of, here clock me
out when you. Leave, well dummy would go home and clock,
out so they fired.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Me oh, Bro, yeah and.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
How they gonna get you another talk back coming in
through the op morn brew.

Speaker 14 (42:32):
CREW a couple of decades, AGO i worked overnight At Walter,
world AND i took some days off BECAUSE i was
having a kind of a rough, time AND i put
down the wrong dates in the system for WHAT i
actually took AND i came back AND i got fired
for falsification of company, documents AND i was black ball
from ever worked at A walmart Or sands club in the.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Future leslie and. Disguise though that place, sucks have a.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Good, day.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Fair enough, passion it speaks, volume still, better still not over. It,
yeah what's the dumbas reason you've ever been?

Speaker 15 (43:09):
FIRED i used to work overnights doing atm repair at
The Hollywood Hard drug In. Florida at a severe migraine one,
NIGHT i couldn't even see the security. Game they filled
out with the, paperwork took me down a wheelchair to
my friend picked me. Up he dropped me off the
next day to get my, car and they told ME
i was fired for leaving without. NOTICE i filed acclaim

(43:31):
with The seminoles and they ended up giving me a
year's salary plus.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
Unemployment, hell, wow.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
That helps pick you up with that, said though you
needed a wheelchair for a, headache Bro, OH.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
I mean he said he couldn't see MY i, Mean
i've never walked out of a. Man i've never suffered
with migraines like, that But i've heard they're pretty. Brutal,
yeah close.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Your eyes and. Walk, yeah if you walk into a,
wall you go the other. Direction more talk faxscim.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
In the.

Speaker 11 (43:58):
The Low Happy. Wednesday it wasn't me that got, fired
BUT i had a coworker get fired for lack of
communication while on. Vacation, yeah he was down In South,
America peru doing, whatever but lack.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Of communication while on.

Speaker 11 (44:13):
VACATION i think they came up with that just because Of.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Brian sounds like a.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
LAWSUIT i don't think they're not even supposed to contact
the employee while they're on.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
Vacation, yeah that's messed.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Up you're.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
ILLEGAL i don't think it's, illegal LIKE i think if
it's a leave.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Of, absence well like they told, me Like i'm not
supposed to call people if they, well you're not supposed.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
TO i don't think it's it's.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Well Now i'm doing. It it's not.

Speaker 5 (44:33):
Illegal i'm Doing you're supposed to leave people alone on
vacation and vice.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Versa come on.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Vacation we're not obligated to communicate with your. Company but
it's like an.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Emergence but you know it's a two edged sword, though
because they say.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
That here like just get, AWAY i guarantee you WHEN
i WHEN i go to you come back you're.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Fired, Well i'll be.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
One day in and salespeople will start demanding things and,
so and then you'll probably find out that somebody's upset
with you when you get hopefully not. Fired but can't
you see how it would not communicating on vacation would
be like.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Are we really talking about?

Speaker 11 (45:06):
This?

Speaker 2 (45:06):
YEAH i would be pretty upset on the other side
of the Calling i'm on the. Beach, yeah all.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Right coming up, next we've got some tickets to go
see three eleven down In. Eugene they're gonna be taking
over The Cuthbert amphitheater and we're gonna send you there all.
Week coming up, next we're gonna play our new game Called.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Terrible Lie bee beep hop deep aboty but deep hop?
Pop is that how?

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Us that's pretty?

Speaker 6 (45:29):
Close.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Col we were originally calling it Two truths in A,
lie but then yesterday we're, like, well we're Using Terrible
eye from Nine schnell's as the theme, song so let's.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Just call it.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
That it. Works, so, yeah we're gonna each tell you a.
Story two of us are gonna be telling the truth
One i'm. Sorry yeahs two people are gonna be telling the.
Truth one person is going to be telling a. Lie
you just have to point out the lie to win
three eleven. Tickets we're looking for callers, ten eleven and, twelve, eight, six,
six four four five one of.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Five.

Speaker 7 (45:53):
Nine you're listening to Or drew And Laura Dinner drew And.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Laura this text came to us from thirty forty nine and,
said if they fired you here In, portland you know
your listeners would write and burn down The iHeart. Building
ha ha ha ha ha.

Speaker 6 (46:09):
Ha there are other.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Companies, here just maybe not a good. Idea thank you for, that.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Though we did get this talk back through our iHeartRadio.

Speaker 16 (46:22):
App good morning brew crew drivers stuff. Here back in the,
DAY i used to work At Carl's junior and they
had a little button that they would push for.

Speaker 12 (46:32):
The french, fries and it was just.

Speaker 16 (46:34):
Automatic they would just push the, button so me and
my Friend tiffany would turn the thing so that The
french fries would go on the floor instead of in the.
Friar so every time they would push the, button The
french fries would go all over the floor and we
played THE i don't know game until that cut her.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Off but, yeah tell you were cotton. Busted yeah, fired
we get to.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
CHISS i bet that happened all the time back especially
back in the, day the sixties and, seventies when you,
know there's just not a lot of like red, tape you,
know not a lot of inspections at these, places no.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Surveillance, yeah it is interesting.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Though do they still have The french fry?

Speaker 6 (47:10):
BUTTON i would guess some.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
DO i MEAN i see him making it old school
like a mcdee's. Though they're just grabbing that.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
BAG i want that button and sald it at this,
Desk Matt, lower spress that buttons Some french, fries.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Lock the door and drop the, fries you know WHAT i.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Mean it's now time to play our new game Called Terrible.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
Lie yeah, yeah, yeah, yah yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Yeah all, right we are all going to tell you a.
Story two of us is telling the, truth one of
us is telling a terrible. Lie you just have to
tell us which one it. Is to win the tickets
to see three eleven at The. Cuthbert she's coming up
here on the twelfth creep. In all, right who wants

(47:54):
to go? FIRST i could?

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Go, Okay, drew let's hear.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
It this is one of my more boneheaded moves and
SOMETHING i don't do.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Anymore and you probably can guess.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
Why but as a, TEENAGER i went camping up in
a place Called timber and we were in a pickup.
Truck AND i was in the back of a pickup
truck and my buddy went on a little not off,
roading but just from site to, site AND i actually
fell out of the back of the pickup. Truck and
maybe people were drinking up, there maybe they, weren't AND

(48:22):
i broke my right.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
Arm oh AND's.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Foe arm just could not take the could not take the,
tumble couldn't take the. Pressure and because of, THAT i
do not like to ride in the back of pickup.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
Trucks that's, Fair that is, valid.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Dude it's scary, too especially when you don't know like
the person, driving you don't trust them very, much and they're.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
Hitting speed bumps bounce right out of.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
It, yeah it's. Scary there's not a lot of safety protocol.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
There my terrible lie is THAT i got engaged In.
Bermuda my boyfriend at the, time he was born In,
bermuda so his dad took us on a vacation to
the island and one afternoon, dune we drove our moppeds
to this cliff side and we were just climbing around
and at one POINT i turned around and he was
standing there with a ring and that's where he.

Speaker 9 (49:10):
Proposed ah's very. Nice he didn't even kneel he just stood.
There he's like it was too, rocky SO i didn't
kneel down and hurt my. Heat, yeah it did kind
of feel like.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
THAT i was, like, YEAH i guess you take.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
It, yeah as romantic as it should, be a struggle with.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
Us, yeah all, right.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
My terrible lie Is i'm actually really excited for. This
it has to do with the.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
SHOW i got a chance to talk to the manager
Of metallica the other day on the. Phone james is
going to be on the show next week to talk
About ozzie's passing and just the, future AND i JUST
i wanted to save, it BUT i FIGURED i.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
COULD i could do it. Here, well that's Really james And.
Metallica that's. Amazing it's not a terrible.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
LIE i CAN'T i can't even believe.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
That, yeah, exactly what is?

Speaker 4 (49:59):
That?

Speaker 2 (49:59):
It that's that's all? Right who's? Lying who is?

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Lying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAH i uh, yeah hold on,
here let's go to the phones five.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Lane five or line five lane. Five let's go to Uh,
Sean good, Morning sean Nor.

Speaker 11 (50:20):
Berger, hey, guys doing?

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Today doing? Well my friend.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Get?

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Here who's telling the?

Speaker 8 (50:25):
Lie i'm gonna go with, You laura about going To
bermuda and getting?

Speaker 4 (50:34):
Engaged, no the first TIME i got, engaged that is
WHERE i got. ENGAGED i was twenty years, old and uh,
thanks thank god that did not work.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Out, sorry, Buddy, yeah that's. True gotta let you. Go
wasn't he cheat?

Speaker 4 (50:48):
Saucething, yeah he was being, shady so yeah, Later, yeah that.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
SUCKS i mean you found your fiance was cheating on.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
You, yeah and.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
You had that Whole bermuda thing into the. Belt you
think that would have popped it?

Speaker 4 (51:01):
Off, yeah but, no it's. Okay that would have Been
my life would have been drastically, different and probably not
in a good. Way so that's.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Fine that's. Good, Then oh that. Sucks all, Right let's
go To. Austin good, Morning, austin who's? Lying morning?

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Morning i'd say the first story is a.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Lie drew story is a lie falling out of a
big breaking my. Arm, yeah that's a.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
Lie, yep. Terrible have you ever broken a? Bone, drew just.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
My hand on another man's, face but no other.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Bone?

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Nice all, right, dude you're going to three.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Eleven the show is coming up on the twelfth at
The Cuthbert amphitheater in your.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Gene it's a really nice concert.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Venue it's kind of tucked back behind the trees in
your autsin and it's so.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Great it's really.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Stony i've been, There i've been.

Speaker 9 (51:54):
There.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Awesome all, right, well hang, on we'll send you there.
Again we have another pair of tickets coming up tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (51:59):
Morning, Geezh i'm a.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Dragon tomorrow morning at seven.

Speaker 7 (52:05):
Thirty hang you're listening To Or drew And Laura drew
And Laura laura nine.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Thirty this, Morning Bee flodder AND i will step on
the scale again to see who is. WEIGHING i guess
who's lost the most weight in the last. Week, okay,
uh you know we're gonna on the fifteenth Of. August
it will come to an, end you, know, this this
blubber burn challenge will come to an end and we'll
find out who lost the most in body fat.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Percentage but today we're just going to see who's lost
the most.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Pounds, yeah we're just hitting.

Speaker 6 (52:34):
It a old school style with the scale. Today, YEAH
i anticipate a very flat, week if not.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Worse.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Yeah, so because you were just In, disneyland were you
eating like truros and snacks and.

Speaker 6 (52:45):
Pizzas, NO i didn't eat anything, egregious BUT i did
have to eat things THAT i probably wouldn't have chosen
to eat based on the circumstances that she was involved.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Doing a lot of walking In. Disneyland so maybe burnt it.
Off there's one TIME i went To. VA i was
really in a strict diet once AND i went To
vegas AND i ate like crap the whole, time AND
i was, like, MAN i probably did some. Damage AND
i stepped on the scale AND i actually was down
a little bit because there was so much.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Walking, yeah that.

Speaker 6 (53:09):
Was my, hope AND i kept lean leaning against.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
It and as we're we're going to find out he
also spent some time in an, airport WHICH i know
for a fact is not the best place for a salad.

Speaker 6 (53:18):
Bar, no so we got. That, yeah that's What i'm.
Saying SO i locked and there was. NOTHING i literally
had two choices being good.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
So, yeah B Flotter bay had to sleep in an
airport the other. Day it was the it Was LA.
X i thought it Was John, wayne which is real
close to the Park. Disneyland it's the worst of all,
airports it. Is i've been there once and it's a
couple of times, actually and it's.

Speaker 6 (53:40):
TERRIBLE i never go back to L i will BE
i would be be, happy more than happy to never
step foot in that place.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Again and so your your amazing trip To disneyland was
was ruined because your flight originally was.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Delayed, yeah and then like what?

Speaker 6 (53:56):
HAPPENS i got a double delay cancel situation on THAT
i was supposed to fly out at, nine we were
still he haun around at eleven something is pm, Pm.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Yeah and then brutal time to.

Speaker 6 (54:07):
Leave and then we get out to the tarmac and
we're hanging out doing what we, do and then all
of a, sudden the pilot's, like, so, hey the engine
smoking on the right side a little more than we
normally like to see What and so we're gonna have
to move it back to the. Gate we're gonna have to,
deplane let them take a closer look at, it and
we'll see if we can't get things turned around and
get this thing back back in the air as quickly as.

(54:29):
Possible so, okay, great get back, out sit. Down i'm dog,
tired Right, LIKE i slept the entire. Time we were
just hanging out on the. Tarmac so that wasn't miserable
for me BECAUSE i just sacked right out as soon
AS i Was.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
Yeah but you were expecting to wake up and be
it home and it was still in the same.

Speaker 6 (54:45):
Place and then so it's like, boom back to the.
Gate we go hanging out and then because of the
way things timed, out the that crew was no longer.
Available we had to wait for a new. Crew they
were coming. In they were.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Late so, my when you say, late that doesn't mean
like they left their house. Late their flights probably got
IN lt.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Right so we started out no.

Speaker 6 (55:04):
Crew there was no crew there that this is why
our flight was delayed. Originally they show, up none of
them look like they're in a good, mood And tim
AND i just looked at each other like this is
going to be a fun.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
One.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Huh.

Speaker 6 (55:15):
Yeah and because you can just tell nobody's in a
good mood walking walking down and those are the people
that are going to provide.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
You, quote customer, service because they weren't scheduled for.

Speaker 6 (55:23):
THIS i don't know how that.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Worked your team has already BEEN.

Speaker 6 (55:26):
I envisioned some sort of bunk house out back behind
the airport where people are just hanging out waiting to
get their number, calls, Right, LIKE i don't know how
it works or, whatever.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
But they seems probably.

Speaker 6 (55:38):
We wish, yeah and and so so they get here
and LIKE i, said that that doesn't work, out we
get back off the. Plane now now they're at a
point where they've already traveled gotten. Here now they're out
of the. Queue so we Got we would have to
then wait for another crew to get, here but you
can't BECAUSE tsa is, closed so there's nobody to check
them in to get them into the, building which also
seems crazy to.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Me hold up At LA, x the se maybe the
second biggest airport In.

Speaker 6 (56:03):
America what it's it's the smallest. Airport after nine, pm
they shut everything.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Down that's the way it is.

Speaker 6 (56:10):
Everywhere would.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
Case but to not have one group and search your
your junk for a, bomb n one, group.

Speaker 6 (56:17):
Staff not a band, camp not, not, not whatever the
case may. Be not strangers coming. In this is people
that have already been vetted clear to have all the proper.
Credentials you should be able to just scan them right on.
Through what's the?

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Problem by the, Way rain FROM z one, hundred the
guy you were, With, yeah he just sent a text
in and, SAID i legit felt bad Leaving beef at the.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Airport but that, hotel that, hotel that Hotel bedfield so.

Speaker 6 (56:38):
Nice, yeah that's fine because here's the here's one of
the thirteen wrinkles of this plan IS tsa lost MY
id and the TIME i checked, in SO i handed
it to the to the very kurt woman at the
at the. Front Count, now.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
This is because you don't have a real.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Idea i'll, say why did they have YOUR id for
an extended period of, time because usually you, go you
hand it to them and they hand it right.

Speaker 6 (57:02):
Back now they began to immediately treat me like a
common Criminal. Portland not a problem at. ALL i sailed
through faster THAN i MAYBE i ever have prior getting
THROUGH tsa here in. Town they didn't care. Nothing they
just ran my bag. Through THE id was keeping MY.
Id what they do is they have you look into
an iPad and they take your picture and in two
seconds they pull you out of the system and they

(57:23):
prove that you're you're good to. Go so this whole
REAL id thing not, now this is a this is
a cash grab junk situation because there's no need for it. Whatsoever,
yeah they already got you in the. System all you
got to do is look into the. iPad, Boom you're
good to go with your state ISSUE id and you're
set to.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Gun he's very, passionate but this is.

Speaker 6 (57:45):
Something it makes no, sense like it's a, shakedown.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Right and didn't they do come up with this like
oh so FOUR i don't know it went forever.

Speaker 4 (57:53):
In colorado they've been issuing real IDs like automatically by
default since twenty. Thirteen SO i don't know.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
Why something why it was like a nine to eleven
thing when they came up with this and they just
now passed. It it's, like how is it any different
than the IDEA i have now exuce if there's a
star in.

Speaker 6 (58:07):
The, corner it has more holograms and and why it's
not universal? Anyway so If colorado has been doing it since,
thirteen well by, god everybody should have been.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Doing, it, Right why are we picking.

Speaker 6 (58:17):
And choosing when we're gonna get on board with the.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Thing my, golly you have to.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Have but they let. You so they let you Through portland,
reallyasy no.

Speaker 6 (58:23):
Problem on the way, south right through and that immediately
like all, right, cool this is not going to be
a big. Deal and THEN i get To lax AND
i am immediately trying to smuggle nineteen pounds of cocaine From.
Columbia they're yanking me out a. Line they're taking my,
bag they're putting my bag in. Here you go stand over,
here standover, now take your shoes off and go stand over,
here and waiting over. Here now come over. Here, no
your bag will be up the other. Side all of

(58:44):
my stuff comes out on the other. Side AND i,
go so what about MY? Id and they're, like it's
in the, bin AND i, go, yeah but it's not
in the, bin it's under the red piece of. Paper
i've got the red piece of. PAPER i don't have AN.
Id it was in her hand over, there and so
we go back over there and everybody starts doing. It,
YEAH i don't, know, Game it's like it was five minutes.
Ago it was five minutes. Ago you were right THERE
i also was right there and you took THE id

(59:06):
out of my hand and then.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
You gave it to.

Speaker 6 (59:08):
Whom, yeah so go get that guy and let's just
keep going on down the. Line and so we find MY.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Id now V flutter doesn't do this in, public the
smeltdown that he's having.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
Here but, uh B flutter this.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Way but but LIKE i can tell, you when he
was in that, line he was like.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Fuming he was probably you could tell BY i bet
you could tell by looking at him how pist he.
Was he probably had a red face and he was
holding all of this in immediately.

Speaker 6 (59:29):
Angry, okay so that's not even the best. PART i
get home last night and find out they took two
of the two laptops out of my bag and they're just.
Gone they're just. Gone you still took the chargers are
in my, Bag but nobody told, me, hey we removed your.
Laptops they just all of my stuff came out and
they tell you to keep on. Going and so Now
i'm down AND i have not my work laptop nor
the remote.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Laptop, wow, dude did you get you got those?

Speaker 17 (59:52):
Back?

Speaker 6 (59:52):
NO i had to finally claim yesterday BECAUSE i didn't
know UNTIL i got home that they had taken anything
out of my, bag because why would they tell you.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
That oh my, god that is as bad as it gets.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
It they stole two of your. LIFE i didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:00:05):
Steal them like they obviously. Took they scanned, it pulled
them back, out and ran it. Through but they didn't
put the stuff. Together so it was probably twelve bins
back somewhere else. WHERE i had no idea that that
to even, look CAN i just.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Say, SOMETHING i know what you're gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Say it's going to BE i was going to say it. Earlier,
Everyone it's going to be.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
Brutal it's going to be. Brutal and Beef water looks
like he wants to punch me in the. Face if
you just would have gotten your real id like liter
really we have been hearing four, years this wouldn't have
had a.

Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
Problem so it's NOT i, know it's a racket BECAUSE
i only had the temporary. Right so like we've gone
through the rigamal role of the real, idea BUT i
didn't have the physical, idea and now the temporary idea was.
Invalid well you you, did SO i still had my
old plastic, one but you had years to do. IT i, mean,
really you this would have all been. Avoided, yeah you would.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Have gone to THE dmv well and rightly, so and
you even went to THE, dmv but you got yeah like.

Speaker 6 (01:01:01):
This, no because it's an appointment only and it's like
two months out to deal with. Anything so we rode that.
Storm So i'll hear what you guys are a little.
Bit but you can all shut up BECAUSE i did my.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Bad it literally has his hand to part now like stop.

Speaker 6 (01:01:12):
Serious point holding up through Like i'm at a stup.
SIDE i don't need the. Opinion, Hey i'm the.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Third person to say it to, you and you're extra
triggered by. Me BUT i am actually the one who
begged you to get it right before you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
Get and regardless of when or not it's a scam
and whatever, ELSE i mean, this we knew this was
a possible.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Scenario last THING i want is for what happened to?

Speaker 6 (01:01:33):
You take somewhere suck My MY id is somewhere in the,
mail so you didn't even get.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Us they canceled your, flight they took to your, laptops
they took YOUR. ID i, mean you're a broken. Man
it's got to be took everything from, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
That can be filed about the. LAPTOPS i, mean you
just's and then you have to sleep Inside lax.

Speaker 6 (01:01:50):
Overnight you get a link to fill out an email.
Form like you can't even talk to a HUMAN i spent.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
My afternoon, Yesterday like CAN i tell you that makes
me more insane than, Anything LIKE i just want to
talk to a human.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Being but these companies can't just pay one person but the.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
Phone it's extra weird to me because like you lost
your laptop somewhere In, Lax like all of those, things
YOUR id and your two, laptops they're in one, location
got to be lost and find.

Speaker 6 (01:02:17):
It so we've got the lost and found claim In
but needless to, SAY i was rather, irritated and you,
guys of COURSE i respect your opinion on the REAL,
id BUT i did. CALL i did my due, diligence
AND i, said, HEY i explained my situation well BEFORE
i got to the, airport.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
And they told, you they told, me they told me
what to, do and you flew out Of portland real.

Speaker 6 (01:02:35):
Easily AND i followed all of the DIRECTIVES i was,
given so, REAL i. Do you can cram.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
It you can see there's some sweat on his.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
Lip, Right.

Speaker 6 (01:02:45):
I'm so annoyed at the whole.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Process this and a lot of text are coming. In
eighteen eighty, Says come, on, guys it's the. Government they
can keep tracking.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
You that's.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
Facts it's so the government can keep tracking. You twenty
four eighteen Says i'm dying laughing Hearing beef's. Rant fator,
says probably looks like a dog with a Raven.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
What he, says so he met?

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
Rabies stug with? Rabies what was that all? Like you
look like a dog for, this, says call the airport
and file. Acclaim you'll get your laptops back and promise
you this one says they're probably lost and. Found, beef
you'd be shocked at how much stuff is in the
lost and found and eventually they sell all that stuff
after a certain amount of.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
Time beep won't be.

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
Shocked he lost all his stuff in two minutes in
A houdini. ACT i mean it's, like, hey stand over, here,
yeah and then.

Speaker 6 (01:03:34):
It's when it really it really felt LIKE i was
in some sort of third world hustle because they would
pull me and go, no you wait over, here, no
leave your bag like it it was so, annoying.

Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
Dude and the one thing they tell you don't ever
leave your. Bags they tell you to leave your. Bags
Laura Hannim.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
Napkinton he's got to watch swept on my.

Speaker 5 (01:03:51):
Shirt he's been getting good for the weight loss though
with all that S, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
More of your calls coming. Up have you ever had
to sleep in the? AIRPORT i mean sleeping AT lax
has got to be one of the worst, places or
maybe they're somewhere.

Speaker 6 (01:04:01):
Worse softest floor in the nation Is.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
No eight six six four four five on five.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Nine and Now Bruce. Sports Bruce, sports Here's Drew.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
Well when The blazers announced that they had traded For Drew,
holiday THE nba champion and defensive, specialist it seems to
fit right in with This Trail blazer team that is
looking to grind on, defense break teams, down and force
them to stop The blazers, offense which seems to be.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
Improving all the.

Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
Time WHAT i do love Is Drew holliday is a
great character of a.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Person you, know.

Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
He's a he's a, dad he's got multiple, kids he's grown.
Up he was even joking About chauncey billups our head,
coach saying he's one of the only people on the
team old enough to have Watched chauncey in his prime
when he was with The. Pistons the rest of these
kids don't. Know they've heard that he's A hall Of,
famer but they don't.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
Know and that kind of veteran leadership is going to
be important moving.

Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
On but he made it clear that this isn't just
about building a team and then walking. Away it's about
wins and, losses and this is what he said he
will bring.

Speaker 8 (01:05:08):
To be me to bring the leadership That i've brought
to multiple, organizations to be able to come in here
and be as adaptable as. Possible and, again the most
important thing is to win.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
Now it is to.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Win No Damian lillard for a, while but he will
be at the helm to kind of anchor that offense
and defensive, slide so.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
We'll get a good view.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Early he also Said Yong hanson is going to be
a star one day and that the hype around him
is real and. Merited and, FINALLY Ea sports is coming
out with their ninety nine club And Saquon, barkley of,
course who had one hell of a year in route
to a championship last year.

Speaker 6 (01:05:49):
Will be in the ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
Club, also there Is Josh allen back in the club this,
Year Lamar, Jackson Jamar, chase but believe it or, Not
Joe burrow does not get a ninety nine in this.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Game and rounding out the group Is Miles.

Speaker 5 (01:06:03):
Garrett the big defender to be in the ninety nine club,
THOUGH i feel like is kind of like being A
hall Of.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Famer very rarely happens in.

Speaker 6 (01:06:11):
A game Of.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Madden there's your sports all, right coming up in about an.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Hour another way in for the blubber Burn Bee fodder
AND i have been doing a weight challenge the last few.
Weeks we've got what two and a half weeks, Left,
Yeah and this morning at nine thirty we're gonna find
out where we.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Stand we're gonna step on the scale and you'll be
able to see it all online at one o five
nine in the brew dot com coming up, Next so we
want to take more of your. Calls have you ever
had to sleep in an?

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
Airport you, know we were kind of talking about this
yesterday because weren't sure if Beef water had to sleep
in an. Airport he, DID i. DID i had to
stay overnight at lax, miserable miserable. Time what happened to?
You your call is coming up After zeppelin eight six
six four four five Nine, Stannard jo And laura Here.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
Listay, Danner drew You? Banner drew And?

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Laura have you ever had a sleep in an? Airport?

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
Yesterday we kind of talked about it in a six
o'clock hour because we weren't sure if we've had, To
but sure enough he. Did his flight was originally, delayed
then delayed, again and then completely canceled because there was
some smoke coming out of the.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Engine brutal And i'm glad you're. ALIVE i would rather
find that out on the, ground even though it did
ruin your. Name but he.

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
Was it wasn't like he you, know got a call
before and he got he went to the. Airport dude
was on the plane on the. Tarmac, yeah and the
thing got canceled because he could have stayed At disney
this we would not even have a story. Here he'd
be wheels, up.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
Even Though disney didn't have anything to do with. It, Sorry.
Laura they didn't they write you an. Email they.

Speaker 6 (01:07:29):
Did they reached out and, said, hey we heard that
there was a little bit of trouble getting. Home we
apologized for, it but we hope you had a good time. Anyway,
Look disney pulls no. Punches they deliver you nothing short
of an incredible. Time And i've got no no gripes.
Whatsoever we're not Their, fisneyland not at. All, No, no
this is this is A TSA tsa exclusive.

Speaker 4 (01:07:52):
Situation, WELL i, MEAN i wouldn't say that it sucks
WHEN i think the worst is when you're already on the,
tarmac you've like taxied, away you're ready, gate were basically
good to, go and then they have to cart you
back to the.

Speaker 6 (01:08:07):
CASE i could have lived with all of, that LIKE
i could HAVE i could have lived with having to
go get a. HOTEL i could have lived with having
to get a flight the next. Morning all of that
would have been.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
Fine so my, question my question is how did you
sleep at the Lax.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Apri how did you?

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Sleep did you sleep on a? Chair did you prop
yourself up with with your? Backpack and how did you eat.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
Since everything was shut?

Speaker 6 (01:08:26):
DOWN i ate the cliff bars and like chomped beef
sticks THAT i had in my.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Bag so like a, girl dinner, Basically SO i had, that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
But immed at least those chomp. Bars it's a lot
of it's a decent amount of.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
Protein they were all within your.

Speaker 6 (01:08:40):
Diet and we did eat before before we're going to
get on the plane in the first. Place so we
head up To california pizza. KITCHEN i had some pizza
And i'm, like all, right, well, fine we're. Good everything's
going to be. Fine you're gonna be, home so and everything's.
Good and then it just couldn't have gone.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
Worse, Right, so how did you?

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
Sleep because one thing we're talking about yesterday is that
most of the seats at the, airport So i'll have arm,
rest you can't lay.

Speaker 6 (01:09:02):
Down, yeah there was no laying down on the. SEATS
i sat up AND i propped my feet up on
my bag for a little, while and THEN i laid
on the floor for a little. WHILE i sat back
up in the chair for a little.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
THING i don't know how people do. IT i cannot get.
Comfortable would you not get my wake? Up my hips?

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
Hurt were you actually wait going to sleep and waking
up or were you just LAYING i.

Speaker 6 (01:09:24):
Would sleep for forty five minutes to an hour or,
whatever and then you, know then you'd be righted wide awake. Again,
yeah nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
Happened or you're like sleeping a little bit and they.

Speaker 6 (01:09:33):
Come and vacuum right next to. You why Would why wouldn't?

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
You, yeah that's WHEN i was WHEN i the only
real TIME i had to sleep at the. Airport that
was the. Thing is it like they were just cleaning around,
you And i'm.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
Like, OH i got word to do well yesterday we
GOT i think it was a text message from this
person who him and his buddy fell asleep at the
gate and when they woke.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Up when they got, there the gate was. Empty nobody was.
There but when they woke up because it's, empty everyone
was there to stand on the plane and they were
standing in the middle of. Floor people were just.

Speaker 6 (01:10:00):
THEM i didn't see that, Deal like out of a
movie where the lady and the two kids are running
but they had already missed their. Flight, yeah the door
was shut and they get there and there's just that
ten seconds of just let down where everybody realizes that
there's nothing to be done about the. Situation, yeah and
the kids just the kids took it pretty, quick like
they're just, like, ah, man we missed. It that's above her, like,
hey what's? Next and you could just see the look
on the lady's face and this is not. Ideal yeah,

(01:10:23):
Yeah AND i, said, yeah, well how about they steal
YOUR id AT. Tsa so my question.

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
Are you gonna so you are you're in the in
the process of getting your REAL, id then.

Speaker 6 (01:10:34):
Yeah it's it's on its. Way and the mail went
to THE dm because they get a check on the,
situation which was no.

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
Help i'm not trying to piggyback On, laura but she's.
Right if if you just got the REAL, id.

Speaker 6 (01:10:44):
Because that's just WHAT i have time for to go
and get these.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
Things you had, IT i, Know BUT i also.

Speaker 6 (01:10:49):
Had no travel, plans, Right i'm not like planning a
trip and then just because you know all the Time
i've gone one other.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Time, yeah but you knew it would be on the
in the.

Speaker 6 (01:11:01):
HOPPER i don't know. ANYTHING i, KNOW i had no travel.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
Plan it sounds like you don't want to take responsibility
for your mistake that's.

Speaker 6 (01:11:07):
Going to Have it sounds like you, guys we're goin
figured out so much because very of you are. Perfect
all you want to find out WHY i didn't do
something that was perfectly acceptable idea or NO. ID i called,
ahead they, said no.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Problem so did you call L A.

Speaker 6 (01:11:23):
X DID i call LA? X, no because you can't
call lax.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
Lord LIKE i told you, Already i've been calling all
day looking for his.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
Laptop.

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
Wait, well to be fair, Though, no there's no.

Speaker 6 (01:11:33):
Fair you've had your.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
Time, NO i.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
WASN'T i. WASN'T i wasn't about to crap on. YOU
i was about to crap On tanner BECAUSE i don't
think you have a REAL.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
ID i have no travel plans.

Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
Either, okay, okay you got to get.

Speaker 6 (01:11:45):
You're such a dumbo and here you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Are BUT i tell you dumbo AND i.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
Didn't but IF i had travel, plans that would be
the first thing on the.

Speaker 6 (01:11:51):
Day AND i didn't have any UNTIL i, Did and
THEN i tried to rectify everything in the time for.

Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
Insance now hearing his his nightmare though it probably WILL xp,
yeah process, right there's.

Speaker 6 (01:12:01):
Nothing i'm getting it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Today i'm count it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
Today after, that, say we got a lot of text
messages coming in, saying oh my, God, BEEF i would
rather sit on top of my luggage than lay on
the floor of an airport that's, disgusting is?

Speaker 5 (01:12:13):
Lax maybe if you're, like, Hey, tanner what's the worst
airport to put your face on the, ground you'd SAY.

Speaker 6 (01:12:18):
Lx it's got family feud number.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
One you got to be.

Speaker 6 (01:12:21):
Lax, no this Was hoodie on hood up, Right, like.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
Yeah i'd be laying there, too don't you worry about.

Speaker 6 (01:12:27):
It but there was no, place there was no just
bare contact.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
Though, okay have you ever had to sleep in an?

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Airport what? Airport and? Why this text from ninety eight
to fourteen, says oh, sorry. Sorry this text from thirty
forty nine, says not as a, traveler but as an.
EMPLOYEE i slept AT pdx a few, times but we
had buy about ice storms BECAUSE i.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
Got stuck, there couldn't get.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
It SO i just worked fourteen fifteen hour day and
then just sleep there in our ops. ROOM i did
that for three.

Speaker 5 (01:12:53):
Nights it's, like IF i was stuck, THERE i just
leave me on the. Clock i'm just going into zombie mode.

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
Here, yeah, yeah, Right i'd go into the movie theater
and just kick back and oh it's there and it's,
dark or you, know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
The pals books is open there, now, Right, yeah but
it's just a, kiosk but still or, something get a.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Book it did get, moving SO i thought that you
had like a store. Store, no not.

Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
YET i don't know if they're going to but so.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
WHEN i walked to, buy they had one that was boarded.

Speaker 4 (01:13:18):
Up, yeah, no it's just a. Kiosky for what time?

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
Being what time did they open up the? Airport?

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Like what time could you get?

Speaker 6 (01:13:24):
GOING i started noticing traffic and the restaurant started to
open back up around four.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
Thirty, oh so that's earlier THAN i. Expected this person,
says as of right, now please keep all flammable and
combustible items away from beef.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
WATER i fear for your guys'.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
Safety, yeah we do have talk pack messages coming in
through iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
App have you ever had to sleep at an?

Speaker 12 (01:13:43):
Airport, heybeef next time you, go just bring your. Passport
you don't have to worry about the Real.

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
He doesn't have a pass the REAL.

Speaker 12 (01:13:50):
ID i do it all the, time And i've never
had a problem BECAUSE i refuse to buy the real
id's it's a hoax when MY id can actually work
just as well as everything.

Speaker 6 (01:14:04):
Else SO i don't.

Speaker 12 (01:14:06):
Know thought for food for thought there bring bring your
passport and you won't have any.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Problems BRING i have.

Speaker 5 (01:14:14):
No travel plans means he does not own a pass
appreciate the.

Speaker 6 (01:14:17):
Tip, NO i do. NOT i looked into getting the
passport in the same, process and it was going to
take longer to get the passport than the life that makes,
sense even.

Speaker 5 (01:14:25):
Expedited which it's a good idea to have a. Passport
you never know when you need to bug.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Out.

Speaker 6 (01:14:29):
Yeah uh s plus. Years but oh my, god are
you guys?

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
Dumb you need to get it before you even consider travel.
Plans you're gonna fly in the next six.

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
Months come, on.

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
Y'all, uh all of you are at least once every
single one of you in that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
ROOM i think she's saying that we're.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
Dumb, okay well, AGAIN i read these, verbatim And i'm
planning you got to try to write these little bit.

Speaker 6 (01:14:50):
BACK i was gonna, say thanks for pointing out the
fact that we're dumb as you're speaking.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Spell, YEAH i Know i'm, dumb BUT i do have
a relay me.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
Too, yeah we're not gonna we're not going to debate
the first. Part but, YEAH i don't have the real idea.
Yet i'll get. It BUT i KNOW i wasn't going To,
disneyland all. RIGHT i IF i would have, KNOWN i
would have been on.

Speaker 6 (01:15:07):
It and you act LIKE i did. NOTHING i. KNEW
i KNEW i was going to, go AND i immediately
SAID i need to rectify this, situation and it wasn't
in my abilities to do.

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
FASTER i don't understand in your, defense, though how it's
so easy to get out Of portland with NO id
because when you got To lax it was just.

Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
BECAUSE i think they don't have the same, equipment like we.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
Just assume that they we have a brand new well.

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
Yeah but, yeah so they did they take your picture.

Speaker 6 (01:15:32):
When they want everything was the.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Same and by the, WAY i was told that not
all that equipment is.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
NEW a lot of that, stuff especially when you're checking,
in they just moved, it like like when you're getting
your ticket and right when you walk into the beautiful,
airport Like.

Speaker 5 (01:15:43):
I'm talking about those new, walls you, know just like
they don't.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Some of the equipment is just like they just.

Speaker 6 (01:15:50):
Repurposed, ALSO i mean crazy talk. Here is it also
not just reasonable to, go, hey can we just pull
you aside and we'll handle everything over here and we'll
just get everything thing done in one, time, Versus, hey
leave your stuff over, here you come over, here spin
around three, times go, back tell her you who give
her a thumbs. Up she might give it back to.

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
You talking about, reasonable we're talking about you could have
avoided regardless of how stupid the whole thing.

Speaker 6 (01:16:17):
Is, laura how CAN i avoid it?

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
Anymore?

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
Right, okay you can get your REAL i, date WHICH i.

Speaker 6 (01:16:22):
TRIED i went through the whole. Process it just didn't
wasn't delivered in. Time let's go back to the front,
again and let's do it again and start from the
top about HOW i didn't do.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
It this is a good this is a good advertisement.

Speaker 6 (01:16:33):
For the REAL.

Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
Id, yes, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:16:36):
That's true because YOU i, mean and, now GRANTED i
actually do think you, tried and that's what this is what.
Happened but it also you know it. Does it is
the catalyst which screwed everything.

Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
Else the road to hell is paved in good.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Intent it's.

Speaker 6 (01:16:50):
Slow it's as THOUGH i showed up with a two
year expired idea and stood there and went, LIKE i
don't understand what the problem. Is what's why are you
giving me? Assholes LIKE i did everything in my power
to take care of.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
It all, RIGHT i love you, well breath, buddy back,
AROUND i Don't i'm back here in the the last.

Speaker 6 (01:17:09):
Two weeks have tried to murder me and it's not stopping,
anytime all.

Speaker 4 (01:17:13):
Right but you know, what what doesn't kill you makes you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
Strong and we're glad to have you say something positive
To laura before give him before we go to break.

Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
Here, now made you want me to see.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
SOMETHING i, know just it's, hard but can you just
start looking felt?

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
Today thank?

Speaker 6 (01:17:26):
You, Great let's just not talk.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Motion you gotta give him a couple of, days.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
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Laura orlan's rock station one of five nine to brew
standard Doing. LAURA a lot of people chiming in about
the real id to debacle With. Casey you, know, gosh
the airport really screwed him over THE tsa lost HIS,
id they lost two of his. Laptops his flight got,
delayed got delayed, again then it got. Canceled then he
had to sleep in the l airport. OVERNIGHT i, mean

(01:18:01):
it's it was a brutal couple hours for your.

Speaker 6 (01:18:03):
Brother, yeah it was character building.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
And you could, tell like the more he talks about,
it like he gets more worked up as he's talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:18:10):
It, yeah and he was.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
Ready to disown all of. Us just per se and you.

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
Know making that idea will.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
Suggestion, well we have some texts coming in on a
McLoughlin cheverlet text.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
Line this one from.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
Seventy eight to sixty eight Says, Hi I'm richard just
wanted to say that the REAL id is. OVERRATED i
choose to get. ONE i chose to get one hoping
to avoid problems when. Flying it had been more of
a hassle to do to do it and EXPERIENCED tsa
officers in old malfunctioning.

Speaker 5 (01:18:35):
Equipment it's like we get the new ideas and the
people work in the counter don't know how to deal with.

Speaker 4 (01:18:40):
It.

Speaker 6 (01:18:41):
Yeah the whole situation left me with more questions and answers,
there especially ONCE i realized how easy it really was In.
Portland i'm, like, so, really it's just.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
This it got to feel like there are may be
some dumb dumps who work at the. Airport like last
TIME i was at the, airport WHEN i went To
disneyland In march or Whatever. MAY i gave him my
credit card to pay for the bags and he swa
and you, know like you're supposed to wait and, no
but he just swiped it like three more times and
charged me. Twice, yeah SO i had to go back to.
It LUCKILY i was there super, early SO i had

(01:19:10):
to go back to the counter AND i have him
to refund my.

Speaker 6 (01:19:11):
Money you, KNOW, tsa they're just part of the. Program
but the airline, right, like there's no other business on
the planet that can just completely disrupt you and then
just look at you and.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Go like what he wants to?

Speaker 4 (01:19:25):
Do?

Speaker 5 (01:19:25):
Right, yeah it's not like the old days where it's like,
okay now everyone's in line to make it.

Speaker 6 (01:19:29):
Right they're not, like hey, man let's let me send
you down the hallway here and get you some breakfast
when they open up in the. Morning like the bare
bones of any sort of anything to make you feel
better about the.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
Situation why we again need those like sleeping pods in an.
Airport it's like they have them In japan and in other.
Countries they got those little sleeping.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Pods you can rent them out like pay thirty.

Speaker 6 (01:19:52):
Bugs but how they need how they made A tv
show out of lax is beyond. Me but it's not.
Surprising it lasted a. Season thank you had the.

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
Life you were almost on airline where they have to
escort you.

Speaker 6 (01:20:02):
OUT i, WAS i was ready to.

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Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
All all, friends.

Speaker 6 (01:20:11):
You're talking about THIS id and flying.

Speaker 4 (01:20:14):
THING i went To alaska a couple of years.

Speaker 6 (01:20:17):
Back AND i make it all the way there and
one flight back and Then lady Ed counter, says your ideas.
EXPIRED i cannot let you. Fly AND i, said, WHAT.

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
I came here From portland a two weeks, ago and she, said,
oh kind of falling out of that accident a little,
bit but, Yeah i've heard, that like some the bars
aren't supposed to let you in if your ideas.

Speaker 4 (01:20:42):
Spots, yeah the expiration.

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
Date and that happened to me. Once it would let me.
End it's, like are you, serious? Dude but think.

Speaker 5 (01:20:49):
About that at the airport if they say you can't fly,
HOME i need A Oregon STATE. Id how AM i
supposed to go To oregon to get AN id If
i'm stuck?

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Here m, hm you got to send me.

Speaker 6 (01:20:59):
Home and As i'm like at the end of the
night and they're like getting you checked in for the
flight the next day and, stuff and she's, like so
do you want to go to the? Hotel AND i, go, so,
listen EARLIER tsa had a. Thing my idea is nowhere
to be. Found and she just looked at. Me she's
like like it was no, problem And i'm, like are
You you've got to be. Crazy i'm not going to
show up here tomorrow on A monday morning at lax

(01:21:20):
and just hope for the best with no more.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
Talk, beags, hey beef.

Speaker 17 (01:21:24):
Water just get a, passport. Period screw that real id
crap because it's a.

Speaker 8 (01:21:31):
Hoax BUT.

Speaker 17 (01:21:34):
I used. TO i was forty five years old WHEN
i got my, passport and the last few Years i've
been flying down To mexico and all you need is a.
Passport just leave your driver's license at, home take your.

Speaker 6 (01:21:49):
Passport it.

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Works it's.

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GREAT i do think it is worth it to get have.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
One, ANYWAY i THINK i might be just WHAT i
do instead do. That gotta get. It you can send
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yeah week four and. Change we're in at this.

Speaker 6 (01:22:37):
POINT i think it's your week this, Week.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
TANNER i don't, know, MAN I i don't, know.

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
DUDE i LIKE i was telling these guys LIKE I
Beef water was getting in my head last week because
he was so pumped.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
Up he was in the studio showing.

Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
Office he was pulling his shirt, up showing his abs,
off and then he was telling me about all his
workouts and he like literally was flexing the studio like a.
Douchebag well but like he looked, good AND i was, like, damn, man.

Speaker 6 (01:22:56):
That wasn't to make me feel. Better that was to
make you get back on.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
Board oh, okay WELL i did.

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
It it worked because whatever it, TAKES i have not
friends FOR i haven't.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
CHEATED i didn't cheat all.

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
Weekend AND i went to The ghost you, know go
See fantastic, four AND i just sat there and listened
to people.

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
Eat, oh AND i couldn't have any.

Speaker 5 (01:23:12):
Popcorn and, well if you if you read between the
lines And beef's you, know big story about everything that
went wrong for. Him he also just nonchalantly said that
he ate a pizza before he walked onto the, airplane
and then he just sat.

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
For hours and hours and hours with that pizza in his.
Tomb and you did what did you have At? DISNEYLAND
i had THE.

Speaker 6 (01:23:33):
U i had a Miniature Monte, cristo which was.

Speaker 4 (01:23:36):
Absolutely, yeah but that's which is not good for.

Speaker 6 (01:23:39):
You that, flag it was deep fried many we didn't
have meat inside of, it SO i had that going for.
Me but it was definitely. Doe BUT i CONSIDER i
did the calculations on, it AND i feel like we
kind of came out out a push that. Day WHAT
i ate WHAT i walked?

Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
Off all, Right, well you know you did a lot
of walking, too so we'll see what happens. Here at,
Nine we're going to do the weigh in and uh
and see if we lost any. Weight i'm worried That
i'm going to just be flat too from last.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
Week but we'll.

Speaker 6 (01:24:06):
See if stress burns, calories you might be in trouble
BECAUSE i.

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
Was on fire just this. Morning he's burnt four hundred and.

Speaker 4 (01:24:13):
Fifty BUT i, THINK i, MEAN i, think as a
general rule of, thumb stress actually adds body.

Speaker 6 (01:24:19):
Fat that would make.

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
SENSE i guess why is?

Speaker 4 (01:24:22):
That it's because your brain and your body are, confused and.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
You've bought your mind is. Busy, yeah well explains Why
i've had such a weight.

Speaker 6 (01:24:30):
Problem for Someone i'm googling how many calories are in
tears as they're rolling down my cheek and into my?

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Trek kind of, maybe well that's same, Forehead, okay A,
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coming up next to the week four of The tanner
And Casey.

Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
Blubberburn oh, boy doing the weigh in here in just a.
Second smell? It, yeah well you, could you. Can't it's
it's it's it smells like chicken.

Speaker 6 (01:26:44):
Grease smells can be slammed on the.

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
Brakes so we're gonna weigh in the second and see
where we're. At who's lost the most weight in the last.
Week what are we coming in at last?

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
Week?

Speaker 4 (01:26:53):
Laura all, right so last week we Have tanner at
two hundred and four point three, pounds beef water at
one one hundred and seventy five point three.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
Pound just looking to move the needle a little.

Speaker 6 (01:27:04):
Bit i'm not feeling super.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
Confident we'll see what.

Speaker 4 (01:27:07):
HAPPENS a reminder, though That tanner started at two, twelve
beef water started at one eighty, five so you've already
lost both of you have lost a significant amount of weight.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
And no soda For tanner during the entire, operation and
it hasn't even been a.

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
PROBLEM i don't even know That i'm going to go
back to drinking it BECAUSE i. HAVEN'T i haven't been craving.
IT i craved things like food like pizza and. PASTA
i haven't been.

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
Craving i'm drinking water and the occasional zero sugar.

Speaker 5 (01:27:34):
Gatorade and you know what the internet has been calling,
soda and it's a good time to get out fridge
sig everyone's calling it a fridge sig so and you know,
it you know it. Is it's like going out and
ripping a heat. Rod you know you, shouldn't but it's just. Good,
Well i'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
Say, never BUT i don't know it never isn't never
is not. Fair but, YEAH i haven't really been craving the.

Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
Soda so we'll see, though BECAUSE i also feel LIKE
i might just be flat like last.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
Week Case so we're.

Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
Gonna find, Out, yes we, will because the loser is
gonna have to go through a pretty bad. Punishment we'll
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Wednesday all, right it's time for the. Way in week number,
Four casey AND i are doing a six week weight
challenge to see who can lose the most. Weight we
are gonna rate it in body fat, percentage who can
lose the most in body fat. Percentage so today we're
just gonna weigh in to see how many pounds we've.

Speaker 5 (01:28:35):
Lost but, yes but when we do, it we'll go
to the official thing With shirley AND g.

Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
Three, Yeah casey AND i will have to go down
there the beef AND i will have to go down
TO g three and.

Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
Do the you know test what is that machine that
you have to stand on in body?

Speaker 6 (01:28:48):
Measurements?

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
Right and it's been going pretty.

Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
WELL i haven't cheated SINCE i told YOU i wasn't gonna.
Cheat last, WEEK i went all week. IN i did
really really good. Beef what did go To disneyland over the?
Week and she did a little. Bit we played it
fast and.

Speaker 6 (01:29:03):
Loose, uh BUT i just tried to be. Realistic but
there's so much.

Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
Walking you probably you, know maybe you counted it.

Speaker 6 (01:29:09):
AND i didn't go crazy LIKE i, SAID i did
have the two doll, whips but it did have two doll.

Speaker 5 (01:29:15):
Whips so when you ate The California Pizza, kitchen, YEAH
i was already at the airport before you left the?

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
Airport was that just kind of like that this is
my Last.

Speaker 6 (01:29:23):
No it was literally my only, Option like THE i.
HAD i had two spots that was close to eat
at that was the better of the two. Options and
that's just where We.

Speaker 3 (01:29:31):
The airport holds you. Hostage i've definitely been, like how
DID i end up with a? Whopper it's too bad
they don't, have you, know even if they had like
those vending machines that had sandwiches in.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
It that'd be. Nice.

Speaker 6 (01:29:41):
Yeah, AGAIN i don't want the, bread so.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
The bread is a.

Speaker 6 (01:29:45):
Killer so YEAH i. Did that's a. PIZZA i did
the BEST i, could at least the pizzas. Case, well,
now The California Pizza kitchen super, thin so you know
WHAT i, Mean, like it wasn't like a Super doe.

Speaker 3 (01:29:56):
Slice so you pizza, Crackers so you think you're gonna be,
flat maybe even above?

Speaker 6 (01:30:00):
Today YEAH i would IF i if it was a
couple ounces higher than last, week it wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
Shock might be, surprised because you, KNOW i went To
vegas and ate like crap once and came back AND
i was lighter BECAUSE i was walking so. Much uh
BUT I i even told these guys like you got
in my head last week AND i started to really
think THAT i was going to.

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
Lose and it was by.

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
Design he flexed down on him every week before he
hits the, weeknd and he was just being such a
douchebag about, it flexing his muscles in. Here he's, like you,
know like the little kid who comes down and, Says,
mommy look at my. Arms that's what he was, doing,
Basically and.

Speaker 6 (01:30:28):
It only hurt your feelings because you saw how DOPE
i was.

Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
Looking and you went out of my. Process SO i
will admit THAT i saw some progress AND i was
proud of, you and.

Speaker 6 (01:30:36):
That's all it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
Was and it put me on tilt a little.

Speaker 6 (01:30:39):
Bit SO i just needed to get in your head
and get you snapped back into it so we, can
uh respectfully get into the end of.

Speaker 3 (01:30:45):
This it, worked SO i appreciate. That but, yeah let's do.
It let's, see SO i went first last week before
do you get to step on the.

Speaker 5 (01:30:51):
Scale, first we're going to wrap him in paper and
lay him on the scale Like Pikes.

Speaker 4 (01:30:55):
Market NOW i remember everything out of your.

Speaker 3 (01:31:00):
Pot malfuncking malfunctioned the thing last. WEEK i had the
dumb button just in CASE i don't, KNOW i. SAID
i tried to say malfunction and something else came. OUT
i THINK i just.

Speaker 2 (01:31:09):
Malfunctioned but last night your shoes.

Speaker 4 (01:31:11):
Off, okay the.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Last week you malfunctioned the thing by stepping on it too.

Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
Quickly so just tap, it let it, zero give, it
give it a, tap and wait till it goes to.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
The, sero and then step on.

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
It all.

Speaker 3 (01:31:20):
Right thee water was one hundred and seventy five pounds last, week.

Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
One hundred and seventy five. Pounds, three oh, man not
what we wanted to, see to see what one hundred
and seventy seven point two pounds Gained nearly two.

Speaker 6 (01:31:36):
Pounds, no, yeah scale, dispute scale. Dispute gig put on
two pounds, overnight and that's not WHAT i weighed last, Night.

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
SO i don't know that's pretty accurate.

Speaker 6 (01:31:50):
Scale to stand on it, again if you FEEL i
know exactly what it is is Because i'm wearing clothes
now AND i wasn't wearing clothes yes. Yesterday so we're.
Good we're exactly WHERE i THOUGHT i.

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
Was all right taking my shoes.

Speaker 4 (01:32:00):
Off does that make you feel? Better, tanner he's a
little light on his.

Speaker 6 (01:32:03):
Feet might have lost a pound right there watching beef.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
Over, yeah like that actually does give me a little
bit of.

Speaker 4 (01:32:08):
Hope, okay, well let's see what we got, Here tanner
stepping on the?

Speaker 6 (01:32:12):
Sea was he was what he?

Speaker 4 (01:32:14):
Was two hundred and four point three? Pounds he is
now all? Right two hundred and two Even yeah this.

Speaker 2 (01:32:24):
Morning, neked but, yeah without.

Speaker 3 (01:32:25):
Clothes so you'll get those pounds back when you guys
Do final measure Movies.

Speaker 6 (01:32:30):
I'm again not worked up about the. POUNDS i am
looking at the at the loss of the.

Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
Belly, yeah that and, that, honestly that is what we're
you guys will be judged on in the, end is
what did the fat turn into? Muscle And beef's you,
know like he had a pot, belly like an et shaped,
belly and he doesn't have.

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
That anybody doesn't protrude out as.

Speaker 3 (01:32:51):
Much the moves are definitely definitely lower than it. Was and,
Yeah tanner looked. THINNER i saw you all the way
down the. Hall TODAY'S i got a full. Profile you're
looking much, thinner good all the way through your.

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
Core well that's.

Speaker 3 (01:33:04):
Good i'm working, hard, Man i'm doing crunches every, Day i'm,
Jogging i'm working, out.

Speaker 4 (01:33:10):
Paying off if you're down another two, pats.

Speaker 6 (01:33:12):
YEAH i Mean i'm still doing. Stuff even after my
rough travel day, yesterday still went to the gym yesterday,
afternoon put in six and a half miles on the bike.

Speaker 3 (01:33:21):
Workout yeah that's. GREAT i JUST i got to be,
HONEST i cannot wait till this is. Over, yeah BECAUSE
i want to eat pasta so.

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
Bad so what are you?

Speaker 6 (01:33:29):
Craving? Man all of it LIKE i haven't had a,
cheeseburger and that sounds pretty pretty.

Speaker 2 (01:33:34):
Good, yeah a smash, Sounds, yeah it SOUNDS i don't.

Speaker 6 (01:33:38):
Know like for, me the hardest part has just been
like the back end guilt of like everything THAT i
think THAT i want to eat immediately goes into a
mathematical equation and THEN i, go DO i want that
or DO i not want?

Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
That and so the one THING i think that's really
going to help is, that just like, beef it's changed
the WAY i think of food, too in terms.

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
Of that where, like, oh well IF i do, this
THEN i can't do, that and Then i'll have to do.

Speaker 4 (01:33:59):
This how are you feeling in your? Body, like do
you feel? Better do you feel?

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
Surely feel a huge, DIFFERENCE i mean a little.

Speaker 6 (01:34:07):
Bit feeling, wise not so.

Speaker 3 (01:34:09):
Much it's just more like that LIKE i GET i
see progress AND i feel, Motivated so that's a good.

Speaker 6 (01:34:14):
FEEL i feel LIKE i notice a difference in the
way my shirt. FITS i feel, like, yeah WHEN i
look in the, mirror it's still, gross but.

Speaker 3 (01:34:21):
Not As, Yeah and it's like AND i don't not
like it would have rocked you, Before like but you
hurried down to the to the printer and back, earlier
and you did not have one heavy. Breath you did
not catch your. Breath it was just like you just.

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
CRAWLED i usually get pretty wended WHEN i just run
to the.

Speaker 6 (01:34:37):
Printer, yeah but do you think you should hear?

Speaker 9 (01:34:39):
Me?

Speaker 4 (01:34:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah for. Sure, Everything everything makes a difference
that you guys are.

Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
Doing.

Speaker 2 (01:34:45):
Yeah SO i think once this is all, Over i'll
probably continue it pretty strongly and strictly during the, week you,
know Like i'll stick to.

Speaker 3 (01:34:51):
It but in the weekend comes, Along i'm not. Gonna
i'm not. GONNA i love myself too much to keep doing.
This i'm gonna have Some i'm gonna have some. PIZZA
i probably won't get back to the, soda you know
WHAT i.

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
Mean that's.

Speaker 4 (01:35:01):
Good you can live without the.

Speaker 6 (01:35:03):
SODA i haven't had so much as A sipi sooda
since before we.

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
Started, them because if you really love, yourself you'll give that.

Speaker 3 (01:35:09):
One and, well, dude the whole idea of the two
leader being the cigarette of the refrigerator is IF i
think about it like, THAT i.

Speaker 5 (01:35:16):
Don't kind of Is it's, like you, know everyone who
goes out to have a cigarette and knows they're not supposed.
To they're just LIKE i like, it and so they
go rip one same thing with a frid.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
Sig so, well.

Speaker 6 (01:35:27):
Beef, well we're, changing we, are whether we like it or.

Speaker 5 (01:35:30):
Not and you might be able to change it back
or go back to. That you might, not Like i'm broken.
Forever amy calls me the biggest pain in the ass
and the history of.

Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
Dinner it just is what it.

Speaker 6 (01:35:39):
Is that's probably. Fair you are very critical about every
piece of everything that you, consume so that doesn't surprise.

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
Me we're working out.

Speaker 4 (01:35:50):
More it's more difficult to Feed drew than like a
gluten free. Vegan it's not. True bring me, hossible just.

Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
Bring Me, okay it's called it pro line. One it's
tan or two And, laura good, Morning Hey.

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
Panner what?

Speaker 10 (01:36:05):
Up, hey uh, WELL i see all you. Guys, Hey
i'm SO i had to be gluten free just a
day before my twenty first birthday about ten years. Ago,
yeah so gluten tree is not, bad, Man LIKE i
had to do a huge diet change in one of
the things that after my body was like peeled up
from you, know you, know allergic to that stuff and

(01:36:28):
SOMETHING i avidly eat on a regular, basis even on a,
diet is gluten free, Pizza, dude cauliflower trust pizza is actually.

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
Amazing all, Right i'll take your word for. It keep
saying that it's genuinely. AMAZING i find it hard to.

Speaker 3 (01:36:42):
Believe but is? It is it amazing because you've changed
your diet and you've trained your taste buds, to you,
know think. Differently it's like right, now like there's certain
foods THAT i eat THAT i didn't, like but now
because there come around there BECAUSE i don't eat all
the sweet stuff all the time, anymore that WHEN i taste,
them they taste.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
Good so, here let me ask let me ask you this.

Speaker 10 (01:37:01):
Question are you a thin crust or a thick crust
kind of a piece of?

Speaker 1 (01:37:04):
Guy?

Speaker 10 (01:37:04):
Thin, Okay so if you're a thin, crust then you're
gonna love the cauliflower crust because it's naturally.

Speaker 1 (01:37:11):
Thin, dude it gets nice and, crispy.

Speaker 2 (01:37:13):
Crunchy what they do is they hide.

Speaker 5 (01:37:15):
It, well, okay you you actually would probably just think
it was a different brand of pizza if someone didn't
say that's.

Speaker 6 (01:37:20):
Cauliflower i'll give it a.

Speaker 2 (01:37:21):
Shot you, know But i'm Not i'm not making any
promises That i'm gonna like. It you'll know it because
it smells like a fart And costco's got a good.

Speaker 3 (01:37:28):
Notepack all, right, dude doesn't smell like the.

Speaker 2 (01:37:31):
Park i'll check it. Out i'll check it. Out cauliflower,
pizza thank. You i'm not gonna check that.

Speaker 4 (01:37:37):
Out, oh come, On tanner.

Speaker 2 (01:37:39):
Stuff, crust that's What i'm gonna. Do eight sixty six
four four five one five nine is a NUMBER B, flaughterer,
congrats you're looking. Good i'm proud of, you even THOUGH
i DON'T i want to. WIN i don't want to
see you win because IF i, Win casey.

Speaker 3 (01:37:52):
Has to show us his, toes those, gross, busted fungus covered.
Toes IF i WHAT i was, saying you're down, to
he's up.

Speaker 2 (01:37:59):
To that's that's a. Four that's a four point swing
right here.

Speaker 3 (01:38:03):
Today and IF i, win uh oh, sorry IF i
lose a translates to crawl in my. Body we are
getting some people supporting you this, Morning, beef because there's
some people who just want to see me. Suffer this person,
Says Tommy. Cave Tommy, cave.

Speaker 6 (01:38:16):
It's only because your punishment is way more. Exciting it's way.

Speaker 3 (01:38:21):
WORSE i don't know what we even think we see those.
FEET i know that it's going to be super embarrassing
for him and for me it's just.

Speaker 4 (01:38:26):
SCARY i don't. Know i'm still convinced that like Beef
water maybe has the most beautiful toes we've ever.

Speaker 3 (01:38:32):
Seen, Well, drew you one who said they were really
gross years.

Speaker 6 (01:38:36):
AGO i make big money off these feet on the
on the dark.

Speaker 3 (01:38:39):
Web have your feet really tell me? This have they
changed much Since drew sawdom the same Feet i've? Had
the toes are still.

Speaker 2 (01:38:47):
So then if they're as bad As yourew says.

Speaker 3 (01:38:49):
They, were and he says they were cross, rickety like
really rickety in.

Speaker 2 (01:38:52):
There, yeah ratchet is the.

Speaker 6 (01:38:53):
Word that came to my. THOUGHT i came over on the.
Mayfly he threw.

Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
Up he, said, yeah it does look like the boards
in the may.

Speaker 6 (01:38:58):
Fol he got back in his, car thought about it,
again threw up one more.

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
Time so if as bad as, that THEN i, think,
yeah he's gonna be.

Speaker 4 (01:39:04):
EMBARRASSED i MEAN i hope, so BECAUSE i mean if
he rips off his socks.

Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
And they're like, NORMAL thin want, Like, okay this is.
STUPID i want TO i looked at him through a.

Speaker 3 (01:39:15):
Kid if that's the, case the translor crawls on him
the WAY i look at.

Speaker 2 (01:39:19):
It but we'll, see you.

Speaker 6 (01:39:21):
Know look for, now let's worry about. Today good, job
you came.

Speaker 1 (01:39:24):
In you're.

Speaker 6 (01:39:25):
DOWN i came in knowing full WELL i probably wasn't gonna,
be so here we.

Speaker 2 (01:39:28):
Are by the.

Speaker 3 (01:39:29):
WAY i would really love to talk to a pediatrist
as someone who's willing to come, in because IF i,
WIN i want a doctor to look at his feet
and tell us exactly what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:39:37):
There so if we.

Speaker 3 (01:39:37):
Have a podiatrist listening to the, show it'd be. Awesome
he can hit us up. Online one of five ninety
dot com

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