TD&L Full Show For Wednesday- Jerry Rigged

On today's show we talked about the Jerry Rig jobs we have had to do on our cars. We also talked about the dumbest questions asked at customer service jobs and we let Chat GPT break down our outfits!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Least you, Drew, Laura, Yeah, yeah, Well, what's happening. It
is Wednesday, May twenty twenty five, Tanner, Drew and Laura
week are live. What's happening. I was just reading this
article about uh chad GPT users. Apparently they've been they've

(00:21):
been going to going to Chad GPT to get feedback
on their appearance.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Oh, their appearance.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, check out the trip chat PT. What do you
think of the trip?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
No, that could end really poorly.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Your drip is tired.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
It's kind of interesting how they could even you know, like,
what is what is tired? You know what's tired to me,
is entired to you? It's very objective.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
On the view, I guess. The host discussed the new
trend in which people are uploading photos to chat GPT
and getting feedback on their on their appearance, since I
guess friends aren't always honest. Here is the moment.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
But Wasson Culls looked at a new trend where people
are uploading photos to AI programs like check the GPT
and asking it.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
To rate their looks. They're doing it because they.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Can't always count on friends to be honest and say
that some of these bots are giving them good advice
on improving their appearance.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Okay, hmmm, so okay, I'm so if you.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Want to trust you, so I'm going to go ask you, Yeah, brutal.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Honesty, go to chat GPT.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
I mean, like, I think that it would be good
with certain things like are these too tight?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Are these pants too tight? Yeah? And I think that's
a good question or a robot, not for your boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I was going to say the agel question to these
genes make my butt look big?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, you ask that thing, don't ask me? Yeah. Yeah, Well,
sometimes it can be brutally honest, like, yes, you have
a bit of a front butt, be pop boop front butt.
I detect front butt.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
And you can't only get mad at your chat GPT
for in that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Why are you being mean?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
I just say legacy last stretched, Zipper detected.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
My probability of blowout. Yeah, so I guess it's should
we try it? Sure?

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Zipper is crying? Yeah, Well you can use I've got
chat GPT on my phone. We can do that later today.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Okay, right, I'm actually not looking very good today, so
I don't know if we should do it today.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, I don't feel great about my appearance either my drip.
We couldn't get ready. Yeah, I didn't article this morning,
so we'll get to this later on Today we'll see
what chat che Chat GPT thinks of our outfits. We
also have another pair of tickets to All Elites Wrestling
a dubbs Ya coming up later on this morning seven thirty.
We'll have those in the midside.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
Stories.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
That's where we go around the room sharing what we
think the biggest stories of the day are. I'll uh,
I'll start off today. Hey, this is actually kind of
some you know, some bummer news. If you like to
buy Nike gear. Nike's going to raise prices on shoes, apparel,
and equipment starting next month. Shocking shees that cost between
one hundred and hundred fifty dollars will reportedly see a
price hike of five dollars, while shoes above one hundred

(03:16):
and fifty dollars we'll see a price jump of ten bucks.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, because one hundred and fifty dollars isn't quite enough
for the shoes.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Fair shoe. Yeah. Meanwhile, prices for apparel and equipment will
see increases between two and ten dollars, which is crazy.
You know, I like to get some of the Nike shorts,
but like the Nike shorts are crazy.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Expensive, as so expensive, Like I don't understand I could
buy a pair of pans, Yeah, like a whole pair, right,
I don't. I just don't understand. I mean, and I'm
sure they explain it away in some way, shape or form,
but I just I don't get how they can justify
raising prices.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Is terrible, that's what they're justificating. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Right, but you're a multi billion dollar company. I think
you can eat the cost.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
It is brutal in my opinion. And one hundred and
sixty dollars for a pair of kicks. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
I was at the outlet version at the Coast and
it was it wasn't so uh, it wasn't so very
hot there not so Outletty did buy a pair of
air Max's before the hike beat it by a couple
of days. The big story to me is we might
have our very excuse me, my our very own Joe

(04:27):
Exotic here in Oregon. I'm not sure if he fits
the bill exactly, but give it a shot. The owner
of West Coast Game Park, Safari and bandoned.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
Social media on May fifteenth, the South Coast Interagency and
Arcotics Team searched the facility and found eighty grams of methanphetamine.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Not the best move when you got a bunch of
wild animals running around. That led to search warrants and
a seizure of more than three hundred animals. A police
found forty four guns, a modified machine gun, eight grams
of cocaine, and one point six million dollars in cash.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Just trying to run a business.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Starting to feel pretty Joe Exotic. Fifty two year old
Brian Tenney was booked into jail on drug manufacturing and
distrip distribution charges.

Speaker 7 (05:26):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
I'm never going to financially recover from this.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Oh, he ain't not. I think the big story is
that the mascot for the Portland Pickles has been named
the Grand Marshal of the Starlight Parade. If you're unfamiliar,
his name is Dylan T. Pickle and if you want
to check him out, The care Oregon Starlight Parade is
this Saturday night in downtown Portland. And you may have

(05:50):
already heard. The Grand Floral Parade is June seventh, with
the Baby Elephant Tula two as the Grand Marshal So
all sorts of celebrities coming out for the Rose Festival
this week.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
That's right, right, damn rock, damn rut. Uh oh, I
missed me some Joe Exotic.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah, I heard his boyfriend from prison just got deported.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah, one mother as soon as he got out of jail,
is sent him back to Mexico.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, Joe's back on the hunt for love. Thank Yeah,
he's he's still looking for but he's got I feel
like the just the cream of the crop in yeah,
everything you need.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
To pick the litter. Probably you think he's you think
he's gonna run for a president in twenty twenty eight,
or we're still we're still keeping our fingers crossed.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
For a I don't think he's.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Joe Exotic hitting the campaign truck.

Speaker 8 (06:40):
Damn rut.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
He definitely wants back in the media. Yeah, yeah, I'm
sure he does. All right, Uh, thank you very much.
More of those stories out one of five nine the
brew dot Com.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
You're Drew and Laura dinner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 9 (06:56):
It's an old saying Brew Brew never trudged the bart,
don't pass up a back through after forty.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
I do feel like that's good advice. Yeah, very good advice. Yeah,
take it.

Speaker 9 (07:06):
There's an old saying brew crew never trust the part
and don't pass up a bathroom after forty.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, put that on a T shirt.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
All right.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
We uh off the air tested our our chat GPTs.
So at the top of the show, we learned that
people have been going to chat GPT to rate their appearance.
So they upload a photo they say, hey, please rate
my appearance, tell me, you know, give me some suggestions
or whatever. Yeah, and chat GPT is supposed to be
more accurate than like your friend, Okay, but you know,

(07:35):
Lauren and I just tried it and it's it's extremely kind.
Oh really, and I think that your friend would be
a little bit more honest.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
I'm wondering if you could be like.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Maybe your drip's just on point today.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
I mean that could Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
I don't listen. I took a picture. So what I
had to do that you have to, like, you have
to take a picture of yourself loaded to chat GPT
and just tell it to to rate your you know,
your appearance. And I took a photo of myself and
I'm like, oh god, I even said it out loud,
like I look terrible. You know, I just don't.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
I mean to be fair. It's only it's only rating
what you're wearing.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
It is rating what my It's not rating my face.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Your outfoot looks great.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
It's you know, I loaded it and it said it's
like today, I'm wearing a red shirt. It's like a
button up red shirt. And it says the deep red
with the subtle black prints is bold but not too loud.
Great choice for standing out while staying casual. The fit
looks good overall, neither too tight nor too baggy. The
button up style adds a bit of polish, while the
pattern keeps it fun and laid back. You're just you're

(08:36):
gonna be walking with strut today. After all that, You're
giving off a casual cool energy, perfect for creative environment
like a studio or relaxed workplace. Casual cool.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Get that.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah, so it gave me an eight point five out
of ten. But I don't think that that's what I am.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
I do wonder if if you were like rate my
look parentheses be brutally honest. Yeah you can manipulated, be
a little all right, but.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
That's also that's also you know, pushing it in a direction.
That's true, you know, so like that's that's what's a
little bit tricky about chat gpt to me.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
All right.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
I just said, okay, now, be brutally honest, and it said,
all right, brutally honest, no sugarcoating. Here's the real breakdown
the shirt. It's borderline tight around the mid section. It's
not awful, but you when you sit down at my
poll a little bit, it is true. It is like
the thing fat guys have tory about when wearing button
up shirts, going one size up or choosing a slightly

(09:37):
stretch your fabric could help. It says that is so
funny that it starts going at pattern and color. The
microprint is kind of bland. It's not ugly, but it's
very safe. Mall brand. You could pull off something bolder
or more unique that reflects more person I shouldn't have
done that.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
You're gonna come in here tomorrow with a giant parrot
on your back.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Just Chattia Man said bring it a little bit more.
I said, birds was cool. Accessories, Laura, what did it
say for you?

Speaker 2 (10:05):
For me, I'm wearing just like a gray T shirt
and a cardigan because of course, so it says you've
put together a great casual look, super solid look for
casual days. You could elevate it slightly with a statement
necklace or boots if you wanted to dress it up
just a bit.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Bits.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
But they gave me a nine out of ten. It
was pretty good. But let's see, all right now, be brutally.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
By the way, my brutally on a score was six
point eight out of ten, which it sounds like that's
more accurate. This thing is crippling. Okay, we're gonna do
it for you here in a second. I can feel it.
What do you got, Laura? What does it say?

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Okay, you're like for my hat, it's because I'm also
wearing like a baseball cap, says. It works, but it
also flattens the half visually, it adds up. I didn't
really try to day vibe. That's fine if it's intentional,
but if you want to look more polished, leave it out.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
All right, all right, you know what.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
The T shirt is fine, but the loose fit under
the cardigan isn't doing you any favorites in turns of structure. Okay, yeah,
so you got to brutally gpt.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
It's a little silly too, though, because it's like it
doesn't know what you're doing right now, right, like put
the boots on and tighten it up in the mid
section at four in the morning.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, not many people are doing that.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Not realistic.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
All right, we'll take a picture Drew.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
And the thing that sucks about today is I'm wearing
one of my favorite shirts that I've never worn in
here before, which is a grateful dead shirt, which they'll
think is which is They'll think it's corny.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
And I could be a deadhead.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
But I got a gray on gray thing going on.
They're not going to like my pants are gray and
my shirt I would.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Feel like lucked in gray on gray sounds like something
that they're gonna get machines with wear, you know, like
like wow, just my status. I like looking like an
IBM computer. All right, Lauri's taking a picture of dreal quick,
loading into chat GPT and asking it to rate the
outfit rate the drip this morning. Is what we're asking

(12:21):
chat gpt to do. That true, And it was brutally
honest once I asked it to be with me and
told me that I'm a little tubby in the midsection.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
All right, what do we got?

Speaker 5 (12:33):
What?

Speaker 1 (12:33):
How is that even possible? It says you're giving off chill.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Radio guy meets fitness bro with a clear love of music, casual, confident,
and pretty cohesive feel. You look the look says yeah
I lived, and yeah, I know the entire Europe seventy
two set list, which it is.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
A great album. It is. That's the album.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Joe's Yeah, which it is like one of the most
famous ones.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
All right, if you scroll to the bottom, it should
the search bar, the text bar should pop out.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
It's got a bit of a sense of humor.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Chag you could, oh, I just type it say anything,
yes now, be brutally honest.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeahm oh man, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
I was liking it last time.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, what a great idea.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah, it's really nice at first, and then you have
to tell chat g ept to like, all right, tell
me the truth, be a bro.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
I mean even then, though, it bumped my score down
to seven out of ten, so I'm it's still doing okay.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah that was a six point eight. Man, that's pretty bad.
If radio brows me again.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
You're clearly confident and in shape, which helps a lot,
but the outfit leans a bit too hard into Forever
twenty seven radio bro it's safe, almost to the point
of being generic. Here's the brutal truth and it breaks
down my shirt. Wow, let's see your borderline, tight, graphic choice, grateful, dead, classic,

(14:05):
but also kind of predictable.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
It's not predictable.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Whatever chat GPT says it is. You can't fight with
the road.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
But they think I went to the gap and got
the shirt, Yeah, and never saw the band.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
It's more of a story chat GPT. Yeah, like I
got something to say to you, well it is. Yeah, Yeah,
Kimber twenty seven. You can have chat GPT rate your drip,
rate your outfit. You just gott upload a photo and
to just tell it to do that.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah, ten out of ten would recommend.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
It's kind of fun, you know, especially if you want
to hear the truth. It's like I already knew those
things that chat GPT told me.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
It's nice though that it validates you or invalidates you,
depending on what makes me for worse.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah, how dary go at your buttons? Oh you pointed
out your brochure, which I think is Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
I like Forever twenty seven.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah, it's a store that we are opening forever to
for every twenty one word for years.

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Com dot and now Bruce Sports, Bruce Sports.

Speaker 10 (16:19):
Here's Drew Well.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Last night, Tyrese Halliburton's triple double which was massive. The
guy at thirty points, fifteen assists, ten rebounds and those
numbers for a guy playing point guard are on another level.
But Tyrese Halliburton's.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Team is now one win away from the NBA Finals
after getting the job done last night in an aggressive
run one thirty one twenty one. After the game, another
start for the team, Miles Turner had this to say
about Halliburt tonight, You'll get more action as Minnesota, goes
up against OKC and tries to keep their bags from

(16:58):
being packed, and okay see looking to head to the
finals behind their star SGA and finally Sean Camp. Do
you remember a couple of years ago, guys, when Sean
Camp was accused of shooting it some people in a
parking lot up in Washington outside of Seattle. Yeah, well,
he is officially pleading guilty to assault charges. Now these

(17:22):
are reduced charges from the considerable prison sentence he was
looking at like, if you or me started shooting a
gun at in the middle of a mall parking lot,
We're going to prison for some time. I'm the guy
to try to rob him, though, didn't he That's all
kind of I think it's the fact that they were
driving away and he was shooting into civilians. At one

(17:44):
point they were going to charge him with like a
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up in a car, shot and drove away. Now now
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to jail for about a year anywhere from nine months
to a year, and then one year of supervised release

(18:05):
and then pay restitution. Probably a big chunk of change
to have those reduced, but he was a star from
eighty nine to ninety seven, six time NBA All Star,
the rain Man, and one time Portland Trailblazer. There's your sports,
Thank you very much.

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Speaker 5 (18:40):
Now, what's trending.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
There's a family in Virginia that is thanking Metallica for
saving their lives. What WHOA So this Virginia family believes
Metallica saved them after a truck crashed into their living
room just before a concert. So they went to bed early,
you know, to you know, to make sure that they
didn't you know, miss the show or whatever. M HM,

(19:05):
and I guess through their home needs repairs. They missed
the show. They did miss the show. They remained thankful
for their safety even though you know there's a car
in their living room.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Now.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah, so they so, let me get this straight.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
They went to bed early because they were trying to
rest up dressed up for the show, and because.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Of that, they weren't in that room. They weren't in
the room. Car crashed into the living room. Oh my god.
They ended up missing the concert. But here's a news
report about what happened.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
Then to see itallic a live.

Speaker 11 (19:35):
However, that dream faded to black when a driver's land
and duror home at two am the day of the concert.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
You want to sit up?

Speaker 12 (19:42):
And he was like, nah, I think I'm just gonna
go on to bed, and I said, okay, I'll go
on to bed too, and then just a few hours
later we heard a loud explosion, glass shatter, and it
was just madness from that point on.

Speaker 11 (19:57):
Normally, Madeleine's parents would be up watching the living room,
but that night they decided to hit the bed early
to prepare to see Metallica the next day, a decision
that may have saved their lives.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Hell yeah, wow. Now I'm assuming James and the guys
from Metallica they're really nice people. We've met the crew
from them from that team, and they're really good people.
And I would assume that once they hear the story,
they're gonna fly the family out or something.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
I was gonna say, I mean, I hope they do something.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
I hope they get wind of it first, you know,
so that they can they can act.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
But it's on the news. It's starting to pump a
little steam into it. Yeah, so there it is.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Man, that's so scary.

Speaker 13 (20:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
I mean, having somebody crash into your house, regardless of
where you are in the home, or even if you're
not there, scary enough. But to think you would have
been in the living room, right.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
I just read an article yesterday about a family that's
considering moving after cars have crashed in their house. Like
it's like half a dozen times in just a couple
of months.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Did you ever drive by houses like on street corners
or busy in and you're like, I wonder how many
times like a drunk driver or somebody has veered into
their yard?

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yeah, oh just come just so you're coming into a
little too hot Yeah, not realizing you're headed into a
residential area.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
And some of these homes that like even like when
you're on these rural highways, like out going towards the coast,
you have these big sweeping blind corners and then just
one home right in the blind corner or like right
in dead Man's Curve with no lights, Like, how often
does somebody just belly up into somebody's house right right?

Speaker 1 (21:31):
I wonder if another's happened where I've like, you know,
I did something different because something was happening the next day,
I went to bed earlier or whatever, and then that
saved me. And I just I can't think of any
right the second, but I know that's happened.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Well, remember when that big storm had a tree fall
into my playroom at my house. Yeah, the night that
that happened, which was a crazy, crazy storm, crazy thing
to happen, my kids were going to sleep in that
playroom and they fell asleep, and the selfish guy in
me was like, I can just carry him up right now,
not deal with any of this and just go to bed.

(22:04):
And so instead of letting him do what I promised,
I carried him out. And then a tree came through
the window later, and I was like, well, isn't that
some divine intervent right?

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Good thing he did that.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
It's wild how things like that happened. Seth Macfarland's got
a story about about nine to eleven. He was supposed
to be on one of the planes, that's right. I
don't know which plane. I want to say one of
the planes a crash into the towers. But he was
late for a flight or he missed.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
He slept in or something on accident.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah, Seth MacFarland was supposed to be on one of
those planes and was late for the flight and that's
why he's with us today.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
That's crazy, that's amazing. You would have never got all
that family guy.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
And there was a bunch of stories about like I
don't know why, just not eleven popping in my head.
But there was one guy that was like I went,
I think he watched Monday Night football the night before
and was like hung over the next day and was
late for work.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
I was going to say, think of all the people
who called and sick to work or you know, just
stuff like this, slept through their alarms or something like that.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
And do you have a special connection to the team
that you were watching if it saved your life?

Speaker 1 (23:02):
You know, I'm an Eagles fan and there's a rason yeah,
like you never again, nobody is gonna tell me I'm
not an eaglesman. Yeah, right, more of those stories one
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Speaker 10 (23:22):
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Speaker 1 (23:29):
One of five nine The brew Tanner, Drew and Laura
Weather's supposed to be printed in Nice, Oh Beautiful the
next couple of days. I know I'm gonna go hike.
I want hiking over the weekend. I'm gonna go again
this weekend because it's gonna be so nice.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
It's gonna be really nice. Key is to go early.
I mean, I know you're not much of an early
riser on the weekends.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
But I've been better. But yeah, I know I need
to go. So like Laura, you went. You you actually
went hiking through the day and to a place where
you need to get like a like a permit.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Well, I was trying to do Dog Mountain, which is
on like the Washington side of Hood River Ish area
like Cascade Locks that area. But it's really popular this
time of year because of the wildflowers. Like people go
up and look at all the wildflowers and it's notoriously challenging,
but parking is kind of a mess, so they do

(24:19):
like a permitted parking thing, and the reservations go really fast.
So I was not able to get a reservation for
Dog Mountain.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
But it's crazy to me you need a permit to hike.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yeah, so I I mean, I.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Guess it makes sense if you don't want a bunch
of people up there at once. I mean, we see
what happens with with Mount Everetts with Mount Everest rather right, Yeah,
you see people up there.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
And not all hikes are created equals so many. You
can just show up and hike.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah, I've done that before, where like I should pay
and I just I just.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Keep I think the more thing, like getting a getting
a parking spot is like hard, it's challenging, and then
you can take a shuttle from like I don't know,
Stevenson or something like that. But we were like, well,
there's probably more hikes in the gorge, like Dal's area
that don't require a parking path and whatever, so we
found another one. I guess. The curve is called the

(25:09):
Rowena Curve. It's like the Rowena crestviewpoint area and it's
used in like car commercials and stuff, because it's just
like kind of a hairpin curve and it's what I
drove my jeep around, my little orange jeep around in
the video.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Well, that entire area, it's like New Zealand pretty Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
So we went hiking at a spot up there and
the wildflowers were still popping off. It was less of
a hike. We got there super early. We got there
like seven thirty in the morning, and there was nobody
else there.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
That's how you get those Graham shots. Tannerd Yeah, no
extra people in your shot.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Seriously, though, it was so nice. It was Tom McCall
trail I believe was the name of the trail.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
He got a park.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yeah, I know, now he has a trail.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
It's a good deal.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
But yeah, ten out of ten would recommend, especially if
you want to miss the Dog Mountain Crowns.

Speaker 12 (25:58):
All right.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yeah, Now you didn't see any fires, correct, Laura, I
don't see any fires?

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Are there? Some?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
I heard Court talking about some fires on his show yesterday.
Hey col Hey, Hey, so I heard you talking about
one that was spotted. Where was the spot of that?

Speaker 14 (26:15):
Oh, it was like a it was three or four
thousand acres out east of Warm Springs, so kind of
by Antelope that that general area. It's a ways off,
but it's still really early in the season to be
dealing with fires.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, well, I mean with good weather, it's
going to come some of this trouble.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
But for now, the sky's are blue. It's going to
rain tomorrow, barely, barely, but we'll get a little bit.
And then Friday, Saturday and Sunday are looking dope. Man,
Friday's going to be eighty five and sunny, Saturday seventy
seven and sunny and Sunday sixty nine and some man.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
I'm so ready for it. You guys know. I picked
up that cheap from Cheep of Gresham, and yesterday I
had to take it back. So it's like, all right,
from my final ride back, I'm going to take the
top off. And I actually got a sunburn while I
was driving out there.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
My first summers and you can't go from glue. Yeah,
I got I gotta way, Yeah, I gotta put a
little a little bit of that spray.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yeah, I got my well, I got my basse burn,
you know that.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah, I got to do.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
I've been wearing shorts to pick up with the kids.
And it's embarrassing the whiteness.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Didn't somebody go through your car, rummage through your car
the jeep?

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah, I did have somebody.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
People are always rummaging through Lore's gen now.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
But it's I mean, like, and it's so dumb.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
I leaving the doors on the well, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
And it's so dumb because I every time, I'm like, well,
at least they didn't break the window, which is true,
or take it dump in the back seat. Yeah, but
it's like, at least didn't break the window. No, like,
have some common courtesy and just because you can doesn't
mean you should go through my stuff. And there was
nothing in there of any value because I'm not dumb

(27:48):
and I don't leave anything in anything valuable in there.
But and then they just leave everything scattered around. I'm like,
you could at least put my stuff back in my
glove box.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
You can broken into so many times that it's probably
time for a sticker that says I don't have anything.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
There's nothing anything like it already been pillaged court. Do
you leave your car unlocked in your neighborhood?

Speaker 5 (28:09):
Uh?

Speaker 13 (28:10):
No, I do not know.

Speaker 14 (28:11):
But I also don't leave anything that even looks remotely
interesting to steal, Like I cleaned the car out entirely,
because if they see anything like even a fast food
bag that they think they could be, you know, one
hundred dollars stash inside of it. Don't break your windows.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Just a wait, who's putting a hundred dollars in a
fast food bags?

Speaker 9 (28:29):
Matter?

Speaker 5 (28:30):
They don't.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
You don't do that. Yeah, money, money's just hitting in
weird spots at Courts House.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
When you're jones and for drugs, you you probably think
there's money in every looking crevice in that car.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
His kids need some cash, and he's like, just check
the eggs. There's a twenty dollars bill in the eggs.
You never know.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
I always envisioned Courts House that you have to put
the club on your car when you go inside.

Speaker 14 (28:50):
I've done that. Sure, I've done that. I got I
got a club for my look for my jeep because
it again does not walk. So if if I want
to make sure I have a jeep in the morning
and I.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Have a football, yeah, that's it's rough.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
I mean, I know some people who just don't lock
their cars because they don't want their windows busted.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah, I think Fat Thor's that way. Fat Thor says
that he doesn't lock his car, and just like, hey,
just just don't bust the window. You can rummage through it,
just don't bust the window.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Thankfully, I've never had anyone break a window. If somebody
drill into it's expensive, that's an expensive.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Such a pain, you know. I prefer the thief who's
just try and door handles, dude.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
My window got bashed out once I went to it.
It was I went to a jam in nine five
to five movie premiere. It was for the premiere of
eight mile of MM it's bash a claud and it
was the Tigered cinemas that I don't hear anymore. Yeah,
I went part in front of those things, and somebody
while I was in the movie theater, somebody bashed my
window out. And I didn't have the time, I didn't
have the money to replace it. So I covered that

(29:44):
thing with uh a tarp and seran ris with trash bags.
But then I found like some clear plastic because I
couldn't see out the trash bag right, So I found
some clear tape. That's what it was, clear tape, and
I just made myself a little window which.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Isn't exactly clear. It's like cloudy clear, yeah, you know,
but it's way better.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Than especially as it gets dirtier and like stuff gets
stuck to it.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
And once you hit freeway speeds. It's like maybe, actually,
let's talk to people who have had, you know, makeshift
repairs on their car. Like I drove probably for a
year and a half with my window like that. Wow
in the winter and everything. That's damn thing. Hey it's
back left, you said, no, the front. It was the
driver's the driver door, oh right in your the driver

(30:26):
door and the driver window. I just covered it with them.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
How you put up with that if you don't have
the cash?

Speaker 1 (30:32):
But yeah, court, have you ever done that? Do you
ever have to like just duct tape your you know,
your your headlights or something like what'd you have your
gear going?

Speaker 5 (30:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (30:42):
Yeah, actually it was my headlights. It was I had
an old sixty eight WW bug and the cover that
covers the light fell off at some point and then
that made the light go all wonky, would just like
points straight down at the ground. So I had to
use duct tape to kind of like aim it in
the right direction.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Had his bug had a la.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Well let's talk about your Yeah, your makeshift or whatever
it is. Your what is it your just carry shift fix? Yeah,
your makeshift Jerry rig fixed. What'd you do to your car?

Speaker 5 (31:12):
You know?

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Do you have some duct tape on it? Did you have?
I remember one time my head lights wouldn't stay on,
so I had to prop them up with a cigarette pack.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
You weren't even a smoker, but you had to have
a pack of sick had to have because they were
like a perfect size to hold the lights up. Eight
six six, four four, five one five nine is the
phone number.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Were they like the ones that like pop out of
the hood.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
No, it wasn't. It was an eighty four Jettis. So
they were just that would just keep the lights on.
You just keep them on. Yeah, okay, because they clicked
to go, I'd have to halt icy. And by the way,
that was me holding the brights on, like once the
cigarettes pack was propped up, that was holding the brights on,
because that's the only thing that would work, is what
I go.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Oh man, but the yeah, but you know on those
old chandos, they were the brights were half.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Blown out too, so you're like, Oh, I'm gonna I'm
in a somewhat safe What what's to do with your rig, Drew,
isn't it's like your radio doesn't work, or you're like
your conditioner doesn't work if it's over eighty or something.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Oh, I got a couple of things, but I have
no fuse in the car, so there's no radio because
if you put the fuse into the car to play
the radio, it runs the city. Also the six disc
changer from the two thousand and four special. Yeah, and
so what it does is it it'll keep trying to
pull a disc in and strain the battery and it'll

(32:20):
drain my battery in the matter of a show. Like
I could park here and it would be dead by
the time we're done with work.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
The change around.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Well, I just pulled the fuse, and I mean you
you'd have to get in there and remove it.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
And it's built into the car.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
So do you just use like a JBL speaker?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah, you just ride.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
I just have a Bluetooth speaker and it works great.
It plugs right into my cigarette lighter. Oh nice, Okay,
it just the button's right here instead of right there.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
How did you Jerry rig your car cord. Thanks, We'll
talk to you later. Brother. We got some text messages
coming in our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line. This one's from
seventy four to sixty two. It says after a car
accident I had, I had a chain holding down my hood.
I had to get out a ratchet every time I
wanted to check my oil. The chain is burly. That's
a mad Max.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
He was gonna say, that's exactly what it reminds me of,
because like you are you just gonna go down there
like two five and have the thing fly open or
just if you don't chain it down. Have you ever
seen that happen in real time when somebody's hood flies
open and just like bust their windshield.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
I've just seen it on like commercials and the TV
and stuff, not like in real life.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
I did hear the chain is great for your paint
job as it vibrates.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Around on your hood.

Speaker 13 (33:28):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Absolutely, you have to have given up on the paint
if you've chained it close. Yeah, how did you Jerry
rig fix your car? Eight six six, four four five
one five nine? What do you have? Duct taped?

Speaker 5 (33:37):
What do you have?

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Just somebody's got to hold it holding it together.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
I was gonna say, somebody's got to have like a
bumper held on by a bungee corse.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Oh, I'm sure. Yeah, Listen, I've I've I've been in
the Walmart parking lot within the last two weeks. There's
definitely some cars that have been holding up with those
river bands. More of your calls and texts coming up
here in just a few minutes. It's Tanner to and
Laura on the Brew.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
Youre Lura all right?

Speaker 1 (34:01):
This morning, we want to know how did you, like,
you know, jerry rig your car? Something broke. Maybe maybe
your headlights went out and you had to hold them
up with a pack of cigarettes like mine. Maybe you
were holding your bumper up with a bungee cord. You know,
how did you jerry rig your car? For like a
year and a half, I drove with the window bashed out.

(34:22):
I just put some clear tape over it so I
could see through the thing, you know, and not get
rained on. For like a year and a half. I
drove like that because windows are expensive, yea.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
And especially when it's your driver window, you can't just
put a black trash bag over it.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Right. Here's a good one.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
I had a giant rock go through one of my headlights,
and so it was a big enough hole where it
was like filling up with water, oh yeah, and fogging
up when it would try and evaporate.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
So I would take I'd take super glue.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
And try and put it over the hole until it
would vibrate out, and then try and fill the hole again.
Because a new headlight was like four or five hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Yeah, it's let's go to the phones. It's tannerdo and
Laura tell us, how did you jy rig your vehicle?

Speaker 5 (35:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (35:05):
We wanted to brewkrue with you here and I back. No,
I'm OUTI November sixteenth, I remember the date. In twenty nineteen,
someone smashed my back driver's side window and uh, my
windows are tinted, but anyway, they smashed into it, and
I took like you did. It was like a hefty bag,
a black hefty bag, and I taped it over the window.

(35:26):
And I worked here over that way for like four
and a half months, and it looked just like my
plinted windows.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
But it looked great.

Speaker 15 (35:33):
The only reason that prompted me to fix it was
I had some friends visiting from back East and I
was taking them up skiing and I didn't whant I'm
sitting in the back.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
See yeah, just the trash bag. Just is everything okay?
Like bars of cash?

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Are you sure you can afford to go ski?

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Maybe you should ski? You laid the latch? Yeah, thanks,
Maybe you call brot. We got text messages coming in
love you face brother on the mcle off in Chevrolet
text line. This one was coming to us from thirty
two to fifty eight says oh my god. So the
bumper was falling off my van, so I grilla taped
it back up. Then my battery tray was too big

(36:11):
for the battery, so I I used vice gripts and
two smashed soda cans to hold it in and it
surprisingly worked. Just vised it in there. Not bad. Wow.
We got some talkbacks coming in through our iHeartRadio. Send
us one any time. Just download it for your cellphone.

Speaker 16 (36:26):
Hey, Tanner, Drew and Laura. I have driven with my
back window fully busted out because I went off gravel
road and hit a tree and it busted out my
back window. So I had a real no back window
for a while.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
That was sus.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
How hard do you got to hit to blow the
back window out right or talkbacks it up.

Speaker 17 (36:52):
It was a Nissan Sentra, I believe in. I broke
the handle of it, so I had to reach out
every time, you know, open the door from the outside.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
I got tired of that, so.

Speaker 17 (37:01):
I ended up drilliing uh, just putting drillion the screw
into the little piece of the handle there. Flong screwn
made that as a handle holding up and it worked
pretty good.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Just like your call in. Just turn the radios down.
Just like when you call in, it's only four hundredth
time he's left.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
To talk, but he's totally fine.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Think you get that. Listen to this one. This text
comes to us from seventy four to thirty nine and says,
the floorboard of my first car on the passenger side
rusted out, so I had to put wood boards there
so you could put your feet on it. My car
got nicknamed the Flintstone car. That's pretty crazy.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Some of these older cars, like when when we were
growing up, some of the cars that were loitering around
were still from like you know, the late sixties or
early seventies, and those had the ability to have wood
in the floorboards.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
This text comes to us from ninety six oh three
says good morning, brew Crewe. Way back when my throttle
cable broke, I had to a string to the carburetor
and run it by hand until I could get it fixed.
Amazing cheez.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
It's like when your starter's going out, so you don't
get a new starter. You just carry a hammer to
go underneath and tap the starter and get it going.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
You make do with what you've got.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
More talkbacks, who are out? We heard that one already
forgot sex.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
Here we go. Oh man, I got so many of
those stories.

Speaker 18 (38:22):
So the best one so far, I would have to
say is I had a little car that the break
light switch broke, so every time I stopped, I had
to look for a little pebble to kind of shove
up in there to turn the brake lights off when
I was out of the car. Otherwise there a drain
of battery plus down here in Eugene. I have a
whole album of just random beat up things that people

(38:43):
do to their car, Like a mag light on their
license plate is a lifesplate light later.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Mag light funny built in? Yeah, impressive.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
I mean, don't want to get popped for a broken
license plate.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Life Laura, just a quick engine check. Is there any
lights on your car right now?

Speaker 2 (39:01):
There are no lights in my car. Actually my dash
is clear. Baby Wow. Yeah, it'd be a good week
with no lights and more talk.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
Bets Morning brew crew.

Speaker 19 (39:11):
When I moved here about ten years ago, I had
a crack and.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
I had like a hole in my tail light.

Speaker 19 (39:21):
And southern California, where it's dried, never really made a difference.
And after six months through a winter here it filled
up like a fish tank and I had to take
it off, put it in front of a space heater
and dry it out and then buy a new one
thing bomb.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
We want to know how you jerry rigged your vehicle.
We got a text message from twenty nine to seventy
eight says, my fuel pump relay died on a mountain
road out in the forest. I had to run a
speaker wire from the fuse box to the fuel pump
and grounded it off on the chassis. Left it like
that for the next couple of years, and it works
just fine.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
That's insane. I would have I'd be I'd be done
so like I feel like that's just like so, I
don't know it's smart.

Speaker 17 (40:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
I don't know I would still be up in the mountains. Yeah,
I don't know that much about cartridge. Yeah another time forever.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
Yeah, good morning.

Speaker 20 (40:14):
I had a Cadillac and the seat broke so it
would just keep like going backwards.

Speaker 21 (40:19):
So I stuffed like yoga mats and sleeping bags behind it,
and they keep me propped up.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
Yeah, that was fun.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
A busted driver's seat would ruin the whole thing. I mean,
you could have the sweetest car and you just blow
out that seat and you're done.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Right and also so dangerous.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
More your calls and text coming up here in a
few minutes eight sixty six four four five, one oh
five nine. You can also shoot us a text message
on a McLoughlin Chevrolet text line at nine eight to
one nine seven. It's Tanner, Drew and Laura on the Brew.
Happy Wednesday.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
You're Tanner Drew and Laura, Tanner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
It's Tanner, Drew and Laura on one o five nine
the Brew. When uh, we want to know, how do
you how do you jerry rig your vehicle? Like if
it broke and you don't have the money to replace
the window or whatever's broken on it, how do you
how do you, Jerry rig it? How do you how?
What makeshift contraption did you put together to keep it
from falling apart? For like a year and a half,
I drove with a trash bag on my driver's side
window because someone bashed it out and I couldn't afford it.

(41:17):
Back in my twenties, my early twenties, you.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Know, back in the day, they'd call out a Maguiver mode,
you know, like say you're you're you're doing it right
when you're on a budget.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
It was pretty you're just getting crafty with it.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
It was pretty crafty because at first I just put
the trash bag up there, and I couldn't see anything.
I was going to die, right, And so I cut
a hole in there and I used that clear packaging
tape to make like a little window.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
So you just like go across the like you're making
stripes on a flag, yep.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
And I just made myself a little window. And I
had to I had to do that every couple of days,
maybe weeks, I'm not sure how many times I had
to replace it start peeling up in a corner. It
just became like a thing that I just that I
just did.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Doesn't it feel good. Doesn't it give you like a
sense of pride to be like, I did this myself
and it's actually working out forty wealth, Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
If you need a little ac you just give a
little punch in the corner. Yeah, hair flow exactly.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
This tags from eleven sixteen says I use I used
chicken wire to hold my muffler in exhausting place. Okay,
that's impressive. Let's go to Syrian Steve. Good morning, Syrian Steve.

Speaker 13 (42:15):
Hey, good morning guys. How are we doing today?

Speaker 5 (42:17):
Doing well?

Speaker 1 (42:18):
My friend? Tell us, how do you jerry rig your vehicle?

Speaker 13 (42:22):
So back? And in ninety three when we first moved to Oregon,
I inherited an older van and it takes dude, I
was honest to god. It takes like twenty minutes to
put like five bars worth of gathers in it because
it keeps just clicking off, clicking off, clicking off. So
what we did is we took that guy thank drilled
the hole in the back of the van, and then

(42:43):
you know, Jimmy rigged it that way, so I will
just open up that back doors and just fill it
up from there.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Oh my god, no, what I thought I.

Speaker 13 (42:53):
Thought losing my you know, brain cells from smoking.

Speaker 11 (42:57):
Reed.

Speaker 13 (42:57):
I think it was the coming to smell at the
gasoline and yeah, yeah, well I drove that thing almost
two years like that.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
But yeah, yeah, god the way.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Yeah, terrible idea to be making sparks as he drill
into a guess.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Thanks to anyway, it worked men for like two years.
He said, you know, yeah, it works.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
The fire doesn't kill you, the fumes will.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
If the other option is you're going to walk, you
get through the back of the car. The stext from
seventy three o eight says we were driving to Walport
at like ten pm in the middle of November and
it was super dark and rainy. When the alternator went out,
we had to take flashlights to the mirrors and try
to get some lights and it was super sketchy.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Whoa, yeah, but that is scary.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
It's Tannardo and Laura, good morning.

Speaker 22 (43:41):
Yeah, I had a ninety two exploder that something happened
in the steering column where the ignition wouldn't quite go
to the starter. The starter was fine and the alternator
was fine, so we didn't know what the problem was.
So what we did was we took some tables and
we cooked it from a solenoid, ran through the fireball,
and I had to push button ninety two to get

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at the start.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Wow, wow, and that and that would work for you.

Speaker 22 (44:09):
Yeah, just the same thing as taking a screwdriver and
arking the solenoid. Well, I just ran through two cables
and the button.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
We're just lucky this guy's doesn't have a life of crime.
He'd be breaking into anything getting it started.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Thanks, dude, appreciate it to Its like he's stealing a vehicle.
Every time we go somewhere. It's like, yeah, I don't
even rent cars anymore. Just get in and boo boo boop.
We got some more talk TACs coming into our app work.

Speaker 21 (44:31):
Hey, brew crew fat thor here heard you guys talking
about quick fixes.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 21 (44:36):
One time the wife and I were coming back from
Lincoln City. It was raining really hard. The wincheld wipers
stopped working in McMinnville. We stopped off at an auto
park store on a Sunday. They were closed. I ended
up taking my shoe strings out of my shoes and
tying them to both WINCHLD wiper blades and working at
like a marionette puppet.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
All the way home.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Whoa that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Actually, just work in the cord. I love it.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
I mean, that's better than what my dad used to do,
because we were always driving around in old Jalopies that
he was in the process of fixing up. But I
remember one time, I think it was snow, and every
once in a while while he was driving, he would
lean out of the driver's side window and just like
Kirk with the rag out on the driver's side window.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Who needs wipers when you had a left hand, It's fine?

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Fifty nine nineteen says I have my headlight gorilla taped
and also have my sun roof clocked shut so it
doesn't leak. Yeah, that's funny. Wow, all right, more of
your calls and texts coming up here in just a
few minutes. Real quick. Let's let's hook call her tin
up with some passes to a w Yeah, it's all
Elites wrestling going down June eleventh, the theater, the Clouds.

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Caller ten. We'll get the tickets. Eight sixty six four
four five one oh five nine. I want to tell
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loot dot com. Let's get.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
Bird story.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
It's time for the big story, where we go around
the room sharing what we think the biggest stories of
the day are. And I'll start this off today. If
you're flying with United air Lines, you want to keep
this in mind. Travelers will soon have less time to
check in for their flights. Starting June third, passengers without
checked bags must check in for domestic flights forty five
minutes before departure. The previous cutoff was a half an hour.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
So that's risky business anyway. I check in as soon
as I can for my flights, usually twenty four hours,
so do I.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
But the idea that if you have something happened, that
you still had time was kind of comforting.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Yeah, yeah, you got you got forty five minutes now,
so you got to check in before then and make
sure you're good. There's gonna be a lot of people
who just show up at last I'm the last minute
kind of a guy, so I got to make sure
that if I'm on United Airlines, yeah, and give myself
enough time.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Nothing beats getting in a good, full fledged argument with
a gate agent right before you get your on your vacation.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
I'm either super super late or super super early at
the airport. There's no like in between.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
I'm kind of this. I don't know. I feel like
these days I've hit a sweet spot where I can
time it out pretty well.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Or you just don't get to fly at all because
you get snowed in.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
That's true. That hasn't happened in a while. Okay, you
watch your mouth.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Yeah, it's always hope for next time.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Yeah. I think the big story is speaking of big
changes come in, McDonald's is making some big changes to
its restaurants. They say a vast majority of McDonald's locations
in the US will now stay open until midnight or
later starting this summer, and most of their signature menu
items will be available during those late night hours, although

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they say that kind of depends on the franchise they
get to make the final call on that. Restaurants in
non traditional locations, Like if you're going to the airport,
you might find that McDonald's locations aren't necessarily open that
late there, but for the most part everywhere else they
will be and that is starting later this summer.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
What a mcmracle.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
And speaking of mcmiracles, today, you guys, is National Burger Day.
And other than the fact that you might hit up
a little backyard barbecue and grow one up yourself, you
can also cash in all across us the big dogs,
most of the burgers that you know, like your standard Wendy's, McDonald's,
Burger King, even the Chick fil A is getting in

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on it because chicken burger can still be considered a burger,
and you can get free discounted things a lot of them.
You do need to use the app, but it's a
good day to get out and get your grub on.
And honorable mention, it's also National flip Flop Day, and
I know Beef Water is extremely excited about that.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Chross, I'm pretty excited about it. Where's your flip flops?

Speaker 1 (49:28):
It's a double whammy burgers and burgers and tozies.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
If you want to lose your appetite.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not me. It's just National flip
Flop Day, all right. Coming up next, we want to know,
actually we want to talk to people in customer service.
What is the dumbest thing you've ever had a customer ask?
Just the dumbest thing, like, oh, this person, how is
this person even alive? Being this dumb Eight six six
four four five one of five. Nine is a number.
You can also send us a text message on our

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McLoughlin Cheverley text line at nine eight one nine seven.
It's Tanner, Joe and Laura.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura Laura.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
You know, I remember when I worked at Target by
the Clock in its town center. It was like my
only job that wasn't a radio. I just I remember
getting questions from people that were very stupid. I don't
remember exactly any specific question, but I just remember I'd
get really like dumb questions. Where are the carts? You know,
It's like stupid stuff like that are by the door? Yeah.

(50:26):
I just remember I experienced a lot of stupid people,
a lot of stupidity working in customer service.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
You you hang out there long enough, you'll run into
some real simple folk got me talking to a friend
the other day who works in customer service on the
dumb things that that customers have asked them. And people
will ask some really ridiculous stuff, so we we thought
it'd be funny to talk about the dumb things that
people have asked you in customer service. What's the dumbest
thing somebody's asked you?

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Yeah, that's I mean, I'm sure the list is a
mile long. For me, it's like I worked, I waited
tables for a long time, but I also worked for retail,
and for me, it's less of the questions and more
of just like terrible things people did in general.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
What do you mean by like, like just the way
they left the table messy?

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Or yeah, like weh specifically? My first job ever was
at a prom dress store in the mall. Who and
I first of all homecoming in prom seasons. Oh my gosh,
moms like prom moms and homecoming moms the worst people
on the planet when you're messing with somebody their daughter's
prom dress. But they would leave the biggest messes in

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dressing rooms. Like one time, I think I've told this
story in the air before, but one time we found
a pair of tights like nylons that somebody had taken
off and they had poop in them. They had like
pooped their pants and they just took off, oh my god,
the nylons and left them in the dressing room. Right,
So not necessarily a stupid question, but just like the

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things behavior when they are out in public is wild,
the stupid question would be can I leave thieves here?

Speaker 1 (52:01):
The answer so we've had we've had the handyman on
the show before and they've said, like, you know, when
they go to like a like a really super rich
person's house and maybe they inherited money or whatever, like
there's some of the dumbest you know, they always say,
like they asked dumb questions.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
They ask they've never had to do it themselves.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
They'll ast dumb questions and then they're like they didn't
need everything done for them because they can't do it themselves.
And because a lot of them, even the ones who
who made their own money, they're not savvy at anything
with their hands.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Like they might know they don't account, Yeah, they don't know.
They don't know how to fix a pipe that's leaking.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
All over the house. The fodder used to be an electrician.
What's the dumbest thing the customer ever asked you?

Speaker 5 (52:39):
Oh?

Speaker 23 (52:39):
I don't think it was in that field where I
had the you.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Know you've got where's the dumb dumbs at?

Speaker 5 (52:45):
Like?

Speaker 23 (52:46):
I think my all time favorite is is it just
one ticket?

Speaker 5 (52:51):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Yeah, get we get that a lie?

Speaker 23 (52:53):
Is it just one ticket? It makes me want to
pull my own head off, Like why would we just
give you one ticket? Have you ever seen it done ever?
In the history of anything, A game show, a trip
that you win is one one.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
It's always a fair right, right, you and yourself will enjoy.

Speaker 23 (53:08):
A long week in a Why a frequency in which
that question comes up? All it just immediately makes me
want to smash.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
It is a great point, though, I mean, like it
has never happened to anyone.

Speaker 23 (53:20):
What are the other things that listeners say that zero
examples of somebody winning one?

Speaker 1 (53:24):
What are some of the other things that listeners say
that will make you n I don't know.

Speaker 5 (53:27):
I don't want to get into it.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Oh yeah, you open you open the bat. It's just
stuff like that.

Speaker 23 (53:32):
Things that I feel like are questions that answer themselves.
You need a little more direction.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
You also hate it when people ask you what section.

Speaker 23 (53:41):
Yeah, they're in the free section.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Always does it come with parking? Is up there?

Speaker 23 (53:48):
Because yeah, yeah, parking, and then dinner beforehand. We made
your reservation and Gaucho.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Don't worry you Ber will be at your house at six.
Let's go to Daniel. Good morning, Daniel. What's the dumbest
thing in customers ever?

Speaker 5 (54:00):
You?

Speaker 13 (54:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Yeah, good morning, sir, go ahead, Good morning.

Speaker 24 (54:08):
Some HVAC service technician and I went to a lady's
house the other day that didn't have air conditioning, and
we spent the first forty five minutes looking for her
furnace and her air conditioner because she was so disconnected
she had no idea in her own house.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Oh man, you know when you sweat through the summer,
that means you don't have AC.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
But she didn't even know, like where it was located.
Nothing in the house.

Speaker 13 (54:31):
Huh exactly.

Speaker 8 (54:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 24 (54:33):
She's like, you've been here before, don't you remember everything?

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Else?

Speaker 24 (54:36):
I'm like, man, it's been four years since I've been
to your house.

Speaker 13 (54:39):
I don't live here.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Well, all right, thanks man, appreciating I don't listen that
she remembered him but didn't remember where the thermostat was. Yeah,
that is interesting. We got some messages on Facebook when
I asked this question yesterday. Uh, Stephanie said, this person
asked her where the parmesan cheese was, only she pronounced
it permishane.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Oh that's actually the really good parmesane.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
When I said, oh, you mean parmesan, she said no, permasane.
I looked at her and said, sorry, we don't carry that.
I walked away and left her with her own devices.
She found. She found it and made a point to
come back to tell me that she had found the
permisane cheese. I told her that I could have just
shown her where the parmesan was, but she insisted it
was permashane, so I didn't want to help her.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Oh my goodness, sick, that's wild.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
I love that she didn't give up on it. He's like, yeah,
you're gonna lie to me permajane right here.

Speaker 23 (55:28):
You can correct me as many times as you want to,
but we both know surely that it's parmesane.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
It's right. I've never heard it say that said like that.
It's not how you say it, permasane. Are you trying
to be like sophisticated?

Speaker 2 (55:40):
It's permasing.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
She's like an idiot. You know, Jackson says, can you
put my dad's ashes into this cheese sauce? What?

Speaker 2 (55:49):
What?

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Like that's the dumbest thing. Like, So maybe he works
at a crematorium.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
He probably Have.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
You ever had a daddy's nacho? It's pretty delicious?

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Or I I hope he worked at a crematorium and
not at a restaurant and somebody just can you imagine
somebody comes in with an urn, They're like, yeah, can
you mix this in with the cheese.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
I'm gonna tell me you guys don't love cheese saus
This isn't the worst idea.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
dB says, if we had a key to the claw
machine because their child is out of quarters but still
wants the stuffed animal that's inside of it. Oh god,
so yeah, let me grab the keys. Just point to
the three you want. I put six hundred in there?
Can you just give me the bear?

Speaker 2 (56:28):
You guys would Yeah, it would be nice if it worked.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
That way that I got to show you how much
cash is in this.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Sixty seven forty five sent us a text message and says,
I work it. Safeway and Sprite had just changed this logo.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
I had.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
An elderly customer asked for some sprite with just the lime.
I told her it was always lemon lime soda, only
to get interrupted with don't tell me my business.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Because just the lime.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
There are some people who believe, in the harder parts
that the customer is always right, even when they're being
a ding dong.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Don't tell me about business. I'll just asked you a question.
I've been drinking sprite with lemon for forty seven years.
Tell me I don't know what I'm tasting when I
swing it. Yeah, lemon lime, let's see. Jason says. The
dumbest question and the customer ever asked them is they
were selling car insurance. A customer called needed to sign
a declaration page. She asked to sign the declaration of independence.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Oh, oh, okay, I.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Think we'd all like to get our hands on that pack.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Yeah, that'd be nice.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
I think it'd be cool to have my name on it.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Yeah right, Just one more signature wouldn't hurt.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
I would barely notice it. Thirty one oh three, says
antique Brian Here. I sell antiques in a store and online.
Dummies are asking are always asking for discounts over like
fifty percent off, and they also ask for things that
are clearly written in the description, and we just copy
and paste the whole description just to spoon feed the
spoonfeeded to them, so they'll ask about it and it's

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in the description and they'll just copy this.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Just go ahead and read this everything you need.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
It's all right there. Let's see the dumbest things I
was asked. I worked at a marina on the Oregon
Coast Falls. Salmon fishing is always crazy. It was busy
about five am in September. It is pitch blackout, and
some guy calls and wants to know what the first
light bar report is going to be? What what the
first something about the light?

Speaker 2 (58:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
It's so I jumbled English. Well, probably seven o'clock fishing. Dumb, dumb,
you know.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
It's it's funny, you know, like if I would go
out and go fly fishing or something, I'm sure my
first five questions just like, all right, I did wow?

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Sit it boy? Yeah, help me tie the hook, Let's
have some drinks.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
It's like, hey, I've never done this before.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
You got some talk right messages down load right heart
radio apples in US one any time.

Speaker 25 (58:44):
When I worked at Claim Jumper, people used to always
think it was clam jumper and ask why we didn't
have clams on the menu. And then when I worked
at Red Robin, a couple came in and said they
were there for the Endless Shrimp and I had to
explain that that was red Lobster, and then they got
upset that we didn't have seafood on our Manyfore.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
I gotta be honest. I know it's claim jumper, and
I still see.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
I also see clam jumper. I've never been to a restaurant,
but I think.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
They could drop the eye at anytime. Ninety one ninety
seven is our text line. What's the dumbest question the
customer's ever asked?

Speaker 10 (59:19):
You don't And now Bruce Sports, here's Drew.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Well, when you get ranked most overrated player in the NBA,
you can do one of two things. You can sulk
or you can prove them wrong. And that's what Tyrese
Halliburton did last night with a historic triple double, putting
up thirty two points, fifteen assists, and twelve rebounds. Like generally,
if you were going to pick a player.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
To get a statistic, like if you were betting on it,
you would bet points or assists because if you pass
the ball, you don't shoot.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
And vice versa, to do both when you're voted that way.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
There's a chip on this man's shoulder of victory last night,
one thirty one, twenty one, now just a game away
from the NBA Finals. His teammate Miles Turner had this
to say about Tyres.

Speaker 26 (01:00:08):
He did have it almost ty that's another person who's
just taking the criticism, drowned out the noise, and has
been able to produce. I think that gets a little
personal last game, you know, and I think he knew
he had to be more aggressive tonight. He was able
to stop up, show up, and show out and the
league's team to a victory tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Now just a game away, we'll find out if the
Timberwolves can stay alive in OKAC tonight. If they lose
this one, it's over and OKAC would return to the
NBA Finals.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
And finally, Terry Bradshaw.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Says that the Steelers interest in quarterback Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Is a joke.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
Now Aaron Rodgers is still just loitering out there waiting
to see how things play out, how the quarterback landscape goes.
But in the meantime, he's making the Hollywood circuit. He's
on all these podcasts, but before time Super Bowl champion says,
it's just a joke. To me, what are we doing
bring him in for one year? Are you kidding me?
This guy needs to stay in California, go somewhere and

(01:01:06):
chew on some bark and whisper to the gods out there.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
This is the Hall of Famer with the Steelers.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Could be interesting if he starts winning games for the
silver end goal.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
There's just sports, Thank you much, all right, Coming up next,
we want to talk to people who work in customer service?
What is the dumbest thing the customer's ever asked you?
The dumbest question? You're like, how is this person alive?
Being so it's so stupid? Eight sixty six four four
five on five nine your calls coming up after Bush.

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
Drew you Banner Drew Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
All right, what's the dumbest thing customers ever asked you?
Do the people who work in customer service? You know,
you've you've bumped into a handful of dummies. You probably
you go home and you're like, man, how do these
people you know make it on their own? How does
the food find its way into their mouth, right, we
want to know what's the dumbest thing somebody ever asked you?
Eight sixty six four five nine b Flotter. He doesn't

(01:02:02):
like it when people call and say like, hey man,
I want I want to's some tickets. But is it
just one ticket or is it a pair of tickets?
And you can only do a corny joke so many
times like yeah, you got one.

Speaker 23 (01:02:12):
They normally just hear just the sound of the phone
receiver hitting my face.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
All right, what's the dumbest thing anyone's ever asked you?
Let's go to Santa joelar who's this again?

Speaker 5 (01:02:26):
Whaling?

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Hey, buddy, tell us what's the dumbest question customer ever
asked you?

Speaker 9 (01:02:32):
Okay, So I work at a place that we have
like one set of bathrooms downstairs, one set of bathrooms upstairs,
and I work down at the front desk, and we
have I'm not even kidding, there's probably five thousand people
in and out of this place in a day on
a busy Saturday, And the most stupid question I get
is people will walk up to my counter and they'll

(01:02:53):
look around and say, hey, do you know where the
bathroom is? Can you point me towards the bathroom and
the sign for the bathroom. It is about four foot.

Speaker 5 (01:03:01):
Tall and twelve foot wide.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Wow, and right over there here, you.

Speaker 9 (01:03:09):
Know, it's just right over there and you point to it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
Oh, well, well that's great. Thanks.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Yeah, I've asked questions like that. I'll go into a
home depot or something, I'll ask somebody a question and
then they'll point to it like it's six feet away. Yeah, like, oh,
it's right there. I feel so dumb when they'll when
I'll ask for something and they'll point to the sign
that's clearly, you know, as clear as day right up,
you know, on the wall or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
I'll throw serious self deprecation at that point if I
if I ask for the bathroom and the signs mind
in my head, I'll go, look who the moron.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Is, and I'll just walk off, like totally take that right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
On the chin, and just so they know that I
know that I'm a fool. Hi, buddy, thanks. We got
some talkbacks coming into our iHeartRadio puts the dumbest question
You've ever received from a customer?

Speaker 7 (01:03:48):
Good mar Brookham So Uh dumbest, dumbest question I get.
I get this all the time. Uh, doing traffic control
of the flogging. Uh, what are you guys working on today?
Mind you? You know it's the Northwest Natural Gas Company
or the power company or the fiber company. You see

(01:04:10):
what's on their truck. That's what we're doing today. That's
what we're working on today, the gas line, the power lines.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
So he's he just wants you to look at the
logo on in the truck. I see, because people want
to sit down and coffee talk. You're like, yeah, there's
a lot of concrete broken up up there. Just stop. Yeah,
we got some text messages coming in the McLoughlin Chevrolet
text line. This one's from sev seventeen ninety. It says
I worked for seven to eleven for years, and the

(01:04:38):
dumbest question I remember getting was from people and they
would buy hot food and ask can I buy this
with an EBT card? And the answer is no.

Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
Food?

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Yeah, I mean okay, That's what I.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Was under the impression I've never had moved though.

Speaker 23 (01:04:51):
It's a good move because you got the food already
out there, you already touched it. And if he tells
you no, you can't pay with that, what's your And
you just got a throat in the trash.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Oh, you're just gonna let me? Yeah, that'd probably just
let you have it. I guess it is pretty easily.
Is it's a pretty strong move. Yeah, it is strong
and shisty, and with me, it would work definitely, zero
five to one to two says. I work in public
drinking water in the public drinking water industry, and multiple
times I've had customers call and say they don't have
any hot water and that's just something that must be

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wrong with the hot water reservoir.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Oh yeah, where the hot water comes from? You know
that hot pond under the sea.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Sure, we just patched into the hot springs.

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
I love that thing. It's so convenient. Let's go to Daniel.
Good morning Daniel. Yeah, hello, Hi, Stanner, Joe, Laura. What's
the dumbest question customers ever asked you?

Speaker 15 (01:05:42):
Well?

Speaker 8 (01:05:42):
I delivered Christmas trees during the holidays, and afterwards we
take them.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Down, remove them, and.

Speaker 8 (01:05:49):
The question comes up several times this season is do
we replant the tree?

Speaker 5 (01:05:54):
Oh? No?

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
Do you just pat them on the head? Say no, absolutely, not.

Speaker 8 (01:06:00):
Playing to them. You know, it's it's kind of like
the floors, you know, you get the flowers cut. They
it's pretty much dead whenever it's cut. But I'm always
I'm kind, but then I always scratch my head afterwards,
like really, But yeah, I get that question a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
Do you read plant? We got a bunch of dead
trees in a yard somewhere. Yeah, do you do the crime?
When you was telling me you throwing that right out
of the on the corner going into a chipper.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
I do feel like that's the most Portland thing ever, though,
It's like, how do I repurpose this? Yeah, well we
turn it into mulch.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Thanks to the call bro. We appreciate it.

Speaker 8 (01:06:32):
Yeah, go ahead, Yeah, hey appreciate Thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
All right, that's cool man.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
The person as came if they replant, that's the same
person who's giving away a half a yogurt on Facebook
market place.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Yeah, hey, somebody, it's okay. We got to let some
stuff go.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Somebody wants it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Seventy one fifty four says I had a customer asked
me if I was going to install install a toilet
before the flooring in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
Hmmm, so because otherwise it would be outset of the toilet.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Yeah, so yeah, the flooring's got to be done then
the toilet.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
Yes, that's usually how it works, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Let's see fifteen ninety three, says years ago, I was
working at Jersey Mike Says, a sandwich maker. I initially
got hired on to cover for another worker who was
pregnant and was about to go on maternity leave. Some
months later, I ended up becoming pregnant myself. We had
a regular that came in every week, and she was
familiar with the pregnant worker that I was covering. She
knew about the worker's pregnancy and noticed that I was
also pregnant. She genuinely asked if there was something in

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the sandwich that makes in the sandwich meat that makes
presence that causes pregnancies, because she was trying to get
pregnant herself.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
Yeah, the spicy Italian. If you have that twice a
week and just roll around on your side.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
You will You're gonna be pregnant. It's crazy to the
seeds in the meat. When I was a same job
where somebody took it down from the dressing room, a
woman did ask me when I was due. I was
seventeen years old, and I was like patting my stomachs.
I had a large lunch. She asked what I was doing.
I was like, nope. She felt real, I'm just full.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
I over eight.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Thanks for pointing it out.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
It was delicious. I think it's a man. You just
know not to ask.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Don't ask, just don't ask.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
We got a few more talk big messages coming in
through our iHeartRadio app. Download it for your cell phone today.
So what's the dumbest question you've ever received from a customer? Hey,
brew crew. Probly the dumbest thing I've ever been asked
for at my second.

Speaker 5 (01:08:25):
Job at ACE Retail is weed.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
I said, can I.

Speaker 5 (01:08:28):
Help you with anything in particular?

Speaker 8 (01:08:30):
Sur He said, yeah, weed, and so I told him, yes,
we have weed and feet and sent him to the garden.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Lie m okay.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
I think he wanted to bag a chronic homie, but
he got round up instead. Yeah, have at least text
Darryl to see if you had some.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Come on man more talk Fas.

Speaker 27 (01:08:47):
For work, I do commercial garage jar repair, like warehouses, apartments,
parking garages. One of the dumbest questions I get while
working at an apartment or a condominium and the doors
down for service, A tenant will drive up and look
at me dumbfounded, ask me if there's another way out, bro,

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I don't know you live here, not me.

Speaker 5 (01:09:11):
Why don't you know this quick answer?

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
This text comes to us from ninety nine twenty nine
and says I had a client ask me how to
get the shark shows off of her TV during Shark Week.
Yeah again, Wait, really, hick guide, here's the thing.

Speaker 23 (01:09:26):
I want to keep it on this channel, but I
don't want to watch this show, all.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Right, sick of the sharks? Hold on, let me get
up on your roof and adjust your antenna. Yeah, more
talkbacks coming into us through our eyeheart ready, what.

Speaker 28 (01:09:39):
Hey, you guys? Has been from Pennsylvania. I delivered bottled water,
like in five gallons, and in the wintertime, people will
ask me how I keep them from freezing. So I
got tired of hearing the question, so I started telling
them I put in a freezing and they believe me.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Well, oh no, yead, it's a little bit not enough
to kill you. Enough can't flow.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
I's going to say, do you still have that job then?
Because I feel like your boss probably doesn't appreciate you
telling people that you put an He's like.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Three weeks later, I rage quite more talkbacks.

Speaker 5 (01:10:12):
Hey, brew crew.

Speaker 29 (01:10:15):
I used to work at home Depot for oh thirteen
years or so, way too long, and I had people
ask how to use.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
A screwdriver, how to use a shovel.

Speaker 29 (01:10:28):
Oh I could barely do it without a straight face,
and they were dead serious. It's hard to explain something
so basic. I didn't even know what to do.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
Yeah, but some of you home depot guys, you get
irritated right away. I can tell every time I go
into home Depot and ask the question, I can just
tell I've I've I've chosen the worst guy. I've chosen
the guy who's had a bad day. He's irritated that
he's even got an answer question.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
He's sick of having to tell people how to use
a shovel.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Well, I'm not asking dumb questions like that, but they're
probably conditioned to those people. So when people like us
go in, they're already irritated. Yeah, right, weren't starting where
the woodscrews and the guys about the bleak top.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
Let's be honest, most of us, when we're doing a
project where we're going to get miscellaneous screws, nails or whatever, could.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Use a little bit of help.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
It's a very complicated aisle full of a bunch of
tiny trays.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
What's for the wood, what's for the metal? Like I
know for this? Like I just want to do it right.
I could stay here and probably figured out in ten
minutes or right, don't more like a half hour? Like
I could do it with ten you get over here,
Like if you come over here and help me, though,
it'll make it so much faster and then we can
all go home.

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
But no, you're gonna make me walk the aisle and
I feel like I'm not I'm not out borling, but
I'm handy enough, but I still need help, So chill.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
Every time I ask somebody at home depot, it's like
I've ruined their day.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
But there's something else to do. You're looking it up
on the app, like I could, could you pleased.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
That we've struck a nerve?

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
Well, I think it's unfair to the person who does
know what they're doing but needs the meticulous question to answer.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (01:12:03):
So I was picking up my water heater over the
weekend and I'm talking to the gentleman and I asked
him a couple questions and he literally just looks at
me and he goes, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
At least he's honest. He's like, I'm going to the
app in a second. And if you're not doing that, yeah,
let's go to Amy Hides, Tanner, Jo and Laura tell
us what is the dumbest question you've ever received from
a customer?

Speaker 20 (01:12:26):
Actually, excuse me, at and T every summer, I would
get phone calls adding what people wanting to add international
lines or international plans to their cell phone plan when
they were going to Hawaii or Alaska.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Oh wow, yeah, I gotta get on that international that's
embarrassed going to Waikiki.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
It's still part of America. And did you have yes?
And how did you tell them? How did you break
that news to them that they don't need to do that?

Speaker 20 (01:12:57):
Just basically, you really don't need an Internet national plan
because it's a state, you know, it is a part
of America.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
And it just gets quiet for a second. Yeah, use
your crickets.

Speaker 20 (01:13:08):
It does well.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
I mean a fox said across an ocean, you know
it's different.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
And they, like you said, all calls are recorded. They'll
say something like, oh, you know, I knew that. I
just wanted to double check and make sure check it
in with you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
That's to see that sounds like something I would say,
be like, oh I just want.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
A double check. Yeah, all right, thank you, Amy, We
appreciate it. All right, Let's check a few more talk
pack messages that are coming into our iHeartRadio app. What
is the dumbest question you've ever received from a customer?

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
I was working in a grocery store bakery, and this
older guy was tearing.

Speaker 30 (01:13:40):
Off through all over bread and the muffins and everything.
So I went and asked him what I could help
him find. And he was really mad and said, where's
that chick? So I send him over the meat department.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
Oh, he's flipping out instead of kicking him out. Yeah,
you go see, Randy, he's got the chicken. You go
tear that to shreds.

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
It's easy get confused. It's a lot going on at
those grocery stores, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
I oftentimes want to just beat up some bread. Yeah,
ninety one nine to seven That summer Cloughlin Cheverley text line.
More of your calls than text coming up here in
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your rhythm is here in a few minutes. Okay, and
We're gonna check in with Cord two and see how
good his rhythm is with that game we played this
morning with with the Whitney Houston song courtryth. You think

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Cort's got the rhythm now for sure? You think Court's
got more rhythm than you buy a large margin. All right,
well we'll find out. Coming to next thing on.

Speaker 10 (01:14:34):
You're listening to Drew and Laura Dinner, Drew and Laura
Portland's rock Station one O five nine, The Brutes, Tanner
Too and Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
I just uh, I got two episodes deep into Righteous
jim Stones last night. Oh the hook is in final
I got when I go home. It's the first thing
I'm doing I can as I'm gonna binge as many
episodes as I can today. That's one of my like,
I think it's my new favorite show.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
You're gonna be mumbling that song because once he gets
the three or four, he's gonna start umbling that.

Speaker 23 (01:15:01):
I'm a bit jealous that you you have so much
to get through yet.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
I know, yeah, because you guys were were you watching
it week by week?

Speaker 5 (01:15:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
So I get just to power through what two seasons? No?

Speaker 7 (01:15:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Four seasons?

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
Yeah, So I'm on season two. But I just started
what two weeks week and a half ago.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Oh, it's such a good show, Cordy. You watching Righteous Gymstones.

Speaker 14 (01:15:19):
Yeah, love it.

Speaker 5 (01:15:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Tanner hasn't even gotten to Little Baby Billy yet.

Speaker 14 (01:15:22):
Oh baby Bill is my favorite. Yeah, little Baby Billy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Yeah, that's I've only do the second episode wrapped up
last night. So my third episode I'll start today. But
so far so good man drops. Go on, get out here,
now go outside, Nerd. You know the the What got
me interested was just seeing clips on like TikTok and
Instagram and stuff. I'm like, damn, every time I see
a clip from the show, it's hilarious. I gonna watch it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
Yeah, every just about every clip from the show, I
feel like it's funny or engaging.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
So that's what That's what everyone here on the stage
on the show is watching right now is Righteous Jim Stones.
So if you want to watch that show, it's on
I believe HBO. Yeah, because it is h MAX again
they decided to change the name back. Yeah, less confusing. Yeah,
so if you want to, you know, watch it with us.
That's what we're watching right now.

Speaker 10 (01:16:08):
You're listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura Drew and Laura
Portland's rock station one IF five nine The Brew It's
Tanner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
I was kind of cut off guard and I read
this headline last night. Connor McGregor claims he's in negotiations
to buy only fans the entire thing. How I would
think it would be worth more than I mean, he
has a ton of money, but maybe him in a group. Yeah,
I don't know how much he's worth, but only fans
apparently is valued about eight billion dollars. Okay, well you're

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gonna need a group.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
Oh and also I don't know, like I mean OnlyFans,
I guess, like I don't know. I just feel like
once Connor McGregor gets his hands on it, it's gonna
somehow become even skeasier than it already is.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
And it does sound like it's a part of a
group thing, because you know, he doesn't have the money
to do himself. But there's an investment group that said
to be interest in the deal, La based Forest Road Company.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
And if it's an investment group, the thing that helps
the website is Connor doesn't make decisions by himself. You
your steak is basically, and like you have a lot
of stock in the company.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
I guess only fans says there's been difficulty trying to
sell only fans because the company is so reliant on
porn profits, right, and it's kind of weird to put
your name behind it. Yeah, but apparently mcgreg trying to
sell it. McGregor's talking about buying it for quite a
bit less. It might be worth in between like a

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one point five and two billion, because whoever it has
it currently would like to move on with their life probably,
And if you think about it, if you built a
thing that's just I mean, people enjoy it, but it's
also a lot of smut. It's a lot of well
did they when they created only Fans? So they think, okay,
this is just going to be for like porno, but

(01:17:56):
I think off it just it turned into porno. But
I'm thinking probably right that they probably just want to
move on, Like it would take a billion and go.
I didn't think I was going to own a billion
dollar porn inmpire.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
But I mean also like at that level, if you
own only fans, how involved really are you?

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
Hopefully not that involved.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
But it's like the first people who sell MySpace or
YouTube or whatever. They just want to get that yacht.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
But I mean also, when they sold YouTube, they made
a ton of money and now people are like low
balling them with offers, Like I'd at least wait until
they can sell it for what it's worth.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
The brand name is big. But if it does happen,
if if McGregor ends up owning OnlyFans, you might want
to rethink it. If you're on that site, that creeps me.
I'm not sure you want to have him with full
access to your weird footpicks or whatever he got on there.
But who knows. That's that's apparently in the in the
works right now. Could Connor McGregor be an owner the

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CEO of Only Fans on Manday? It's possible. More in
that story at one of five nine in the brew
dot com, we are commercial free. Happy Wednesday. It's Tannerju
and Laura with.

Speaker 5 (01:18:59):
Danzig near list They.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
Drew and Laura one O five nine the Brew It's Tanner,
Drew and Laura. In the last hour we were talking
about the dumbest things that customers have ever asked you.
And if you work in customer service, you probably get
a daily Oh yeah, it's an idiot coming up and
asking the stupidest thing, the most obvious question never ends.
So we want to know what is the dumbest thing
that someone's ever asked you. We kind of this talk

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pack thro Heart Radio AP.

Speaker 5 (01:19:26):
What Up Brew Crew.

Speaker 25 (01:19:27):
So I work in a fast food and I always
think it's hilarious when I guess somebody comes to the
drive through and they'd be like, can I get that
to go?

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
No, I want you to sit there in the drive
through and eat it the whole time. Yeah sounds great, Yeah,
I'll drop you to go, buddy.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
I wish he would say that to him, because if
I said it and he responded with sit yourrettes and
the drive through and you eat it, there might be a.

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
Tip com inywhere There was one time I remember I
went to it was like an A M p M.
Or something like some convenience store, and I bought a
lot of stuff, like a lot of like little tiny things, yeah,
Grandma's cookies, just random road trips.

Speaker 11 (01:20:00):
Neck.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
I needed a bag. Yeah, Like I had like eight
or nine items, And the guy goes, so do you
need a bag? And I remember looking at him and
I remember saying no, I was just going to juggle
the stuff to my car and he yes, and he
dead faced me because he didn't think that was funny
because I was being a smart ass, you know, like no,
I was just gonna juggle. Yes, I need a bag.
What do you think eight or nine items? And what
am I just going to carry it all out like
like a clown?

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
I feel like you got to assume it's a Yes,
it means that many little things.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
But I guess you got it up to the register
just by carrying it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Yeah, it out And I really I said some things
here and I've been oh, hold on, I forgot one
more thing. Yeah, I feel like marbles. Yes I need
a bag. Yeah, but yeah, we got a lot of
a lot of dummies running around.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Mm hmm. That's true. And I think if a lot
of people would just like stop for a minute and
think about what they were about to say. I feel
like some of those stupid questions wouldn't happen. But people
just don't think before they speak, falls out of their mouth.
I'm guilty. It's charged sometimes, right, Yeah, we've all been yeah,
same think something.

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
There are people calling about our stupidity, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
Yeah, all right, con up next, we are going to
actually have chat GPT check our outfits out. We're gonna
have chat GPT check on the drip to see if
if if chat GPT thinks that we're dressed like heathens
or not. I will do that Right after Three Doors Down,
it's Tanner Jewlora on the Brew Happy Wednesday.

Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
Now, what's trending?

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
There's a video that of a nun that's gone viral
because the nun is excuse me, the nun's blown people
away with her impressive beat boxing skills. Yeah, this nun
has got some some talent.

Speaker 5 (01:21:35):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
Listen to this nun in Brazil beat boxing during a
live broadcasts. It's funny because there's the other singing and

(01:21:58):
the song is not great. She's great, he's terrible. It's
not just her. There's a couple of other ladies in here.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
Those are ladies that one I thought was a dude singing.
That's all ladies.

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
There's a there's a there's a couple of guys in
guys a little corral situation, the full thing scales.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
I know, that's fine. I'm like, well, what's going on there? Exactly?

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
Sign them up though for the Sister Act reboot, yes, do.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
This Sister Act three.

Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
I'm ready there already is Sister Actory.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
I think there's just one of me.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
If there is, it doesn't exist to me. It's always
Sister Act one and two. But I wouldn't be surprised
if they milk did.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Oh maybe they did do A three. Yeah they did? Yeah,
Sis Tract four.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
Oh okay, that's all right, I did, and now we
get that quad box.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Yeah, Sister AC three came out, uh to major fanfare,
no doubt. I saw one of those.

Speaker 30 (01:23:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
It might have been the second one. I think I
saw in the theaters. They're both good movies.

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
The first one's a classic. The second one has What's
the Girl from? Is it the Fujis?

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
What was that? Laura laur In Hell? Yeah, she's in
Sister Act too. Really.

Speaker 3 (01:23:30):
Yeah, she's one of the non nuns. She was like
in the school, got troubled and then her pipes.

Speaker 5 (01:23:36):
I see.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
Well, you can see the video of the nun who's
got some beat boxing skills. We'll put that up online
at one five nine in the brew dot com, as
well as our Donkey Show podcast. It's the show. After
the show, We're going to record a brand new one
here in a few minutes. It's totally unedited and uncensored.
You get it behind the scenes look at the show
at the same time, so check it out. It's around
eleven and am at one, five, nine in the brew
dot com courts. And next we'll see you tomorrow It's Tanner,

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Jo and Laura Bay