TD&L Full Show For Wednesday- Little White Lie

On today's show we talked about the lies we tell our kids. We also discussed enjoying other people's online drama and we discussed a weight loss competition between Tanner and Beefwater!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You list you Drew Laura.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yo, yeah, yah and a ganggang do you and yours?
You know what I'm saying, Yeah, gang to the gang
gang Gang. Let me hear you say good gang lord,
good gang gang gang Tanner gang gang?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
What up?

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Cuz I'm not going to say that I'm none. I'm
not going to do that.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
We go full thug life this morning. Just trying things out,
you know, seeing what it's a angle.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
It's not a good look for me.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
It is winds. I don't think it's a good look
for anybody, but gangang you know, ganggang to you?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah, Yang Yangangang.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
We've got her. We've taken it too far. It's Wednesday,
June eighteenth, twenty twenty five. We are here, we are live.
It's it was a weird morning for me. On the
way in uh it was really busy and like a
train came and I had to sit for that for
a second and it just no for some reasons, things
were a little off today.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
It's kind of it's not like a TriMet train. It's
like a sometimes freak train sometimes to say, because like
you can time those out.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah that's timet train comes at the same time. Pretty
much every morning and I miss that. But sometimes I like,
just like a freight train comes.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Through, Yeah, that's harder to time.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's right by the train yard, so it stops.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
I wish there was an app, Like, I don't know
how there's not an app to tell you when a
train is coming. Yeah, you think they would have like
GPS trackers to be like, don't go this way there.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
It probably is kind of like there is with flights.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
I bet there is, but it should be tied into
like ways or maps. Like the fact that we can
see the smallest little traffic thing all the way across town,
but you can't tell me that there is a quarter
mile train coming when there's like ten of them through.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
My area day. You would think they would have. So
Amtrak's got something. They can either track the trains on
their website or their app. But that's just.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Because that's like that's passenger trains, so that's like, that's
like something I'm wondering though, I'm wondering if it's like
a security thing.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
That's a good point. I can't imagine if they show
us military jets and military planes, so that's public that's
public information. We can get that on the internet and
see it in real time. If we can do that,
I'm sure we can track freight trains. It's just a
matter of tracking it down. Do you want to do
that at four point thirty in the morning, five in
the morning, we need so much ice a crusted over
sitting at a light we're sitting at a train. Probably not,

(02:20):
but yeah, it'd be nice if it were easy. And
you're right if it, you know, added into your waves
app or waves app or whatever it's called.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Because there where I live, there's two ways to get
into the neighborhood and both cross a train track, and
so if that train decides to stop over by, like
the the Rexiest plant, just grab a book.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Going on Friday afternoon, we're going to be doing a
little happy hour. You know, some people can't just you know,
they just can't come to our bacon and beers because
they have to work, They've got responsibilities. They're adults. Can't
be drinking at six am, right, missing out?

Speaker 4 (02:57):
I get it's really too bad.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, yeah, you got a lot of things going on,
we understand, but you are missing out. But if you
can't go to those things, We've got our first ever
tanner Join Laura a happy hour coming up this Friday
at g Man Sports Bar into Walleton. We'll be just
hanging out there from three to five, hoping to meet
people who are in the area who usually can't come
to b and be all those things. That's right, that's yeah,
Friday from three to five at g Man.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, and even if you do make it out to
the bacon and beers, even if you're a regular, we'd
love to see you too.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Come on out for everybody. Yeah, get weird of this
and you'll be able to maybe see Laura's jeep and
all the dents in it, and you can see that
we are.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
I can show you and I can be like, look
at this dentless jeep except for one of the back,
one little dent and it.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
We do a dent tour after we finish off some
wings in a couple of cold bobs dent check.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
In the meantime story that's where we go around the
room sharing what we think the biggest stories of the
day are. Laura, you want to go.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
First, Oh, sure, I'll go. I think the big story
is that the Oregon Legislature is sending a bill to
the governor that prevents landlords from evicting families with infants.
A family with a baby under one would not be
able to be evicted for non payment if they have
been approved for rental assistance but have yet to receive

(04:18):
the money to pay it back pay the back rent.
It also directs Oregon Housing and Community Services to prioritize
families with infants when allocating assistance rents.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Do someone find me a baby?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Truly?

Speaker 5 (04:32):
But it's good that they're making them go through the paperwork?

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (04:36):
How often could someone just pay?

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I just had a baby, I'm not paying rent?

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Yeah, So it's just like when you've got money coming
but it hasn't arrived yet.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
Your landlord can't be like, get out because a baby
under one is hard to deal with inside.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yes, let alone on the road.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
The big story to me, I think you guys will
enjoy this. We're getting closer to possible baseball in Portland.
The baseball bill has passed our legislature as well. And
maybe they're up to good stuff over there, because the
bill would help a Major League Baseball team come to
Portland via a tax. Now you're like, ooh, the tax

(05:11):
doesn't sound good, but it's not on us. It's actually
on employees of the new stadium, as in players, high level,
you know, the general manager, all those guys, all the
way down, the big money people. It's basically alone a
bond of eight hundred million dollars that the that Oregon

(05:31):
says that they will throw towards this for the South
Waterfront Park that we've all seen the beautiful pictures of,
and that over the course of thirty years, they would
slowly tax the players and the everyone who works for
the team who doesn't sell concessions, and we would make
that money back. So it's just a we're just sweetening

(05:52):
the deal from Major League Baseball to maybe give us
a look.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Sounds good to me.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
I think the big story of the day is meta
is also Facebook is testing what is called a spoiler
text on its threads platform, which might lead to, you know,
the rest of the threads, you know, are the rest
of the apps like Instagram and Facebook. You ever scroll
through Instagram or Facebook or any social app and like
your favorite shows spoiled some idiot, Can you believe what
happened on blah blah blah? Yeah, for sure, Yeah, that's

(06:19):
what happened to I think it was. It was one
of the Avengers movies. Oh, it might have been Endgame
like some some some idiot just ruined it for me
on the internet.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
That sucks.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
And so they're going to be testing out this new
feature and it'll be great out. And you can only
read when a user manually taps on the gray bar
over the text. So it's kind of like if you
see an offensive video, it says, you know you have
to click to see more?

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Are you sure you want to watch?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:43):
I too.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
That's kind of awesome.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
I mean, it doesn't it doesn't keep you away from it,
but it also warns you you're about to ruin something good.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
I think it's great, man, because there was some guy,
you know, scrolling through TikTok or something when the Endgame
came out, like can you believe Iron Man died? So blue?

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Like who's like bro?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Like it's the first it's in the first three seconds
to the video, so you like have no chance to
read it.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
I like that they just want to ruin people's good time.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Well I went and saw it enjoyed myself anyway. I
also remember, you gotta be careful when you're walking into
a movie because people walking out will be talking about
what's happening, and that's a good way to get things spoiled.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Interesting.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
It happened to me on another Avengers movie.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
Yeah, and that sucks. Those Marvel movies you gotta watch
out or if people just can't stop chatting about them.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, that sucks when somebody's like, dude, can you believe boom? Yeah?
And like you go back to the you get your
ticket in your hand? Yeah. Talks about anyway more of
those stories at one five nine the brew dot com.

Speaker 6 (07:43):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura dinner Drew and
Laura Man.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
There was a lot of talking yesterday on the show
about this talk back that we got.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
All right, crew, Grew.

Speaker 7 (07:54):
I don't think this talkback is long enough for me
to get into all the details of why this came
up in my life. But if you want to ask
a great question, spark a huge debate and get a
lot of passionate answers from people, ask them if they
stand up or sit down while they wipe their butt.
Let me just tell you, all of you that stay
sitting you're weird.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
So we got that, and I thought that was weird
to stand up to wipe. I mean, uh huh, you
switch everything together like like a grilled che sandwich. Yeah,
we got a panini maker back there. I don't understand
what the point is of doing that, but you know,
to each their own. We talked about it yesterday and
I think there were a handful of people who said that, yeah,
they do stand up to wipe. And then most people

(08:37):
are like, what's wrong with you? Who hurt you?

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Exactly?

Speaker 5 (08:39):
All of us were grounded. Yeah, when they came to wiping.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
We got some talk back messages through our iHeartRadio app
throughout the day though.

Speaker 8 (08:46):
Morning Brew crew, well amongst all the hubub I decided
to give that standing a shot. There is no reason
to do that. It is not more comfortable, it is
not easier to wipe. It's none of those things. Those
people were just mistadd as a child, and.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
That does that stand up to wipe their butt lean
forward in the process.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Hi, this is Bill again. I'm sorry I'm being a pest,
but I'm just all right.

Speaker 9 (09:10):
You're gonna tell me that you guys didn't play. I
won't back down by Tom Petty on accident. When we
all know that Tanner is wrong and he just gets
salty and stands his ground. I wasn't salty, even when
he knows he's wrong, because he's already said it.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
I also wasn't wrong. Yeah, definitely, I think you're I
think a lot of people get buttered that I'm not
buttered when they're like, why are you mad?

Speaker 10 (09:35):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Which topic are we talking? I think the merging, Yes,
the merging when yesterday, So they are a little There
was two little things they were yelling at us out
yesterday for but I was saying, you know, zipper into
the into the thing, zipper into the lane, and what
your turn.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Blah blah blah, as soon as possible, as opposed to
driving all the way to the end.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
And so yeah, we definitely, uh we drummed it out yesterday.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Oh god.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
And I don't have the energy to battle people today.
I'm so tired. You went hard, you got a rest,
and I feel and I feel happy with our debate,
you know, yeah, I feel I feel fine with it.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Yeah, we've come to the conclusion that you will both
drive the same way you did when you were right.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Yeah, it changed absolutely nothing.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
By the way, it wasn't me, who who you, Neither
of you were involved in the car. But Laura immediately
puts it on me, like it's all my fault.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
It was the argument that you said, get in immediately,
she says, wait to the end, And there.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Was multiple times yesterday she said. As I listened to it,
she goes, well, you know, it's your fault for being
a bad driver. Da da da dah. Like it's not
me who did this, Laura, it wasn't me.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
It's you. It's always you.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
It's always yeah. All right, Well there you go.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
So if you missed it, you listen to the podcast.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
It's online at one of five nine in the brew
dot com. But uh uh, yeah, I sit down when
I pee or sorry.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
That was also a topic of conversation. We really covered
it all day.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
I sat down, I said anything about the bathroom when
I went out yesterday.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
I sit down when I wipe, I wait my turn,
and I'm patient in traffic. And that's what was established
on yesterday. Ship and Laura's and you wipe from the front,
and I'm afraid, but I go like, you know, it's
not like I'm pushing, pulling towards the gooch. You know,
get it. You push anyway you want, you do. And
also and I and I mean this there's a lot

(11:24):
of space between the goochs and the and the twig
and berries. If you're and if you're going.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
That far an exact measurement, I'll.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Fine, I'll bust out, go get a tape measure right now,
and and I'll squat right here on the ground. But
there's a lot of like seriously, there's a lot of
space between the balloon knot and the twig and berries.
And you're not painting a barn, all right, you're just
cleaning one with the spot. Whoever's doing it like that, I.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
Think Dave Matthew says a song about that, called the
Space Between about the Little Fast.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
I didn't realize that's what he was saying. The song
originally was called just Gooch the record label. It's not
gonna play well in the radio. I don't know the
worst concert I oversaw. By the way, ninety one nine
seven is our Gloughlin chevro Let text line coming up.
We're gonna check those talkback messages so you can download
our iHeartRadio app and send us one anytime. We need

(12:19):
to tell you about this new liquid death that is
selling Ozzie's DNA pardon me, yeah, well, it's actual DNA
we'll tell you about that here in just a few minutes.
We also have your Pantara tickets this morning and all
week long. But we need to know how good your
death metal scream is. Can you pull off, like, you know,

(12:39):
just one of those deep Oh that was kind of
half of it, but yeah, you can you pull off
just a real growy death metal scream?

Speaker 10 (12:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, it needs something heavy. I noticed when you watch
like a zombie show or a movie, a lot of
those zombie sounds are kind of like, wow, it's kind
of the same stuff, you know exactly. I hear a
lot of it in the new metal.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
Now most of those people are probably also in a.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yeah just made me famous.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Maybe this could be my new calling in life. Maybe
I could just be like a vo actor for zombies
on TV.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yeah, there you can. But if you've got a good
metal stream, you got a chance at Pantera tickets coming
up in one hour.

Speaker 10 (13:16):
And now, Bruce Sports, Bruce Sports, here's Drew Well.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
Last night, the Stanley Cup Finals wrapped up as Florida
took it down. The Panthers had a just a throttling
of Edmonton to go back to back, and it starts
to feel like the Buffalo Bills. For Edmonton, you go
to the final two years in a row and the
same team takes you out. It's it's like the Buffalo

(13:44):
Bills dreams of those cowboys from the mid nineties. Hopefully
they can wash that away next year, but a season
so long that they'll have to wait for that. Also,
it was Sam Bennett who was named the Con Smyth
Trophy winners the most value player of the twenty twenty
five Stanley Cup Playoffs, but he was not taking all

(14:05):
the glory. He wanted to talk about his teammates.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
But I couldn't have done it with all my teammates.

Speaker 11 (14:10):
I mean, there were so many great players for us
that had unbelievable playoffs, and seeing their reactions when I
won was definitely my favorite player.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Now the favorites for next year sports books are divided,
but of course the Panthers, the Oilers, and the Hurricanes
and the Colorado Avalanche are the four teams at the
top of the list. I love how everyone's named after
a natural disaster. That sports baby seems kind of insensitive.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
Mass casualties, that's right, that's what we're looking for.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Win win, win, and the mass casualty game coming up
this so it's going to be huge.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
And don't forget that the NBA Finals are not tonight,
it's tomorrow night.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
So don't be scrolling wondering what you're missing. There's the sports,
Thank you much. All right, next week we are back
at it with the cash. We've gotten our finances in order.
We've transferred some funds around. Yeah, and we're gonna hook
you over the thousand dollars every single hour starting Monday
morning at six am. Yeah, So if you want some
money for Fourth of July, you want to get some

(15:09):
dogs and buns and just a butler to fireworks. He
went head up to Blackjack. I saw the tents up
at the grocery sty. They're not open, but they're up. Yeah,
they're starting to get there. I'm excited. So if you
want money for that, we've got your shot. Monday morning,
all right, six am. Listen for the keyword this week though,
Panta tickets. If you want to go, we've got your
chance here at seven thirty this morning on the Brew.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Now, what's trending?

Speaker 2 (15:33):
All right? How would you like to own Ozzie's DNA?

Speaker 4 (15:37):
I don't know, I mean, yeah, he has lived for
a very long time when debatably he shouldn't have, so
maybe we would benefit from his DNA. Well.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Liquid Death is offering ten signed lab sealed cans at
once that were once used by Ozzy Osbourne, each priced
at about four hundred and fifty bucks. Branded as infinitely
Recyclable Ozzie. The cans are are said to contain his DNA.
The campaign suggests that the fans might one day want

(16:10):
to clone him, And I think he said, like clone me,
you bastards.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
So the can itself not the contest.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
I think he used the can. That means his lips
touched it, his hands touched it. That's how like police
if they're looking for a murderer and following you and
you throw a can away in a trash can publicly,
they'lln't you. They'll they'll just swab, but swab it for DNA.
I'm assuming that's the same thing here.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
Yeah, I'm guessing that's the plan if you just want
it for your shelf. It seems like an aggressive price.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Yeah, they're charging four hundred and fifty dollars for a
can that Ozzy Osbourne has supposedly touched.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
But if that's your thing, go ahead, you freaks. Yeaha,
here's a clip from Liquid Death's campaign selling Ozzy's DNA that.

Speaker 12 (16:48):
Will never be another Ossy Osbourne unless you have his
actual DNA. Introducing infinitely recyclable Ossie by Liquid Death. These
cans of low calorie iced tea with leavi and have
each been drunk, and each can contains trace DNA from
Ossie's saliva as well as his handwritten signature. Now, once

(17:11):
technology and federal law permits, you can replicate Puzzy and
enjoy him for hundreds of years into the future. Just
imagine if you could bring back early eighties as he
can mow your lawn, perform at kids birthday parties, or
anything you want, So get your can.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
So they're basically selling it as have your own AZSI slave, like.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
It'll do He'll do anything. Seems very unethical, but whatever do.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
You and are like, let's just let's do it. Whatever
it takes to make more money, We're on board.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
My guess is he just like they set it down
a bunch of cans in front of him, and he
just took one sip of each one, went down the line,
took a sip, or he just liked it.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Maybe he had his assistant to it and then just
say that it was.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
For four hundred. He better use his tongue.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
So there it is Liquid Death now selling Aussie's d NA.
Gross lucky, very strange. More on that story at one
of five nine The Brew dot Com. Coming up in
about thirty minutes. We'll have tickets to see Pantera. We
just want to know how good your death metal scream is.
We'll find out. It's Tanner, Drew and Laura on one
of five nine The Brew.

Speaker 6 (18:29):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
I found this online last night and it got me
thinking of you, Drew, being a parent and sometimes you
you know, you got to convince your kids to do things,
and you'll ben the truth a little bit. Sometimes you'll
even just give him a bold face lie just to
get them to do what they need to do. Doesn't
mean you're lying about something big or like, you know,
telling him something I don't know. Yeah, you're not, you

(18:57):
know what, your mom's dead, nothing like that.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
You're adopted.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Oh, but there are times when parents have to lie
to their children. And I found this thread. It was
parents admitting the biggest lies they've ever told their kids.
Oh that's great, and it got me thinking, I wonder what.
I wonder what those are from my mom? Like what
lies did you tell me that I don't remember? There
are a lot of things that I thought were true

(19:22):
or real growing up that I found out later work.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
Like little myths. Yeah, I think the most savage myth
that I've heard that my mom never told me this
was that when the ice cream truck plays music, it
means they're out of ice cream.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
That is like that oldest move in the world.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Once you hear the music, that means they're.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Out no more ice cream. Sorry, kids and kids are parents.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
If you've got getting the kids in the car, be
careful because we're going to talk about a couple of things.
But let's say someone leans down. I think I saw
this on Righteous Gymstones. Do you still believe in Santa Kid? Like,
why would you say it like that? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Yeah, yikes, that's that's a stiff one, of course I do.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
Yeah, Well, I never stopped believing me.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
So we want to know what is the biggest lie
that you've told your kids? Eight six, six, four, four, five,
one of five. Nine is the number. So there it
started because this guy went viral on TikTok saying that
he's not going to talk about Santa or the Easter Bunny,
and the video, I guess just racked up about six
hundred thousand views pretty quickly. Let me play this for

(20:29):
you and see if if this is this it? I
don't think this is it? Is this it?

Speaker 4 (20:35):
I don't know. Your guess is as good as mine.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Hold on, I'm sorry, here we go. Just to be clear,
you're not going to make dinner tonight, right, this is
not it. By the way, that was a guy knocking
on a hospital door and his wife had just had
a baby.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Okay, okay, oh wow, that's pretty Uh, that's pretty harsh.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
That's pretty rough. Yeah, ANSWER's probably a hard no there.
Here's some of the best replies from that video. It says,
when new teeth grow in, I told her that they
create new tastes. Now she tries to figure out which
new foods she will like every time a new.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Tooth comes in.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
It's actually pretty creative. That is smart. Yeah, like, you know,
dry vegetables and Brussels sprouts or whatever it could be.
That is smart. This lie, this parent tells their kid
is every single car accident we pass was because the
kids were fighting in the back seat.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
Damn and yikes.

Speaker 11 (21:30):
You see.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
This one said. The lies that they tear, they tell
their kids is when they're tablets need updating. I have
to mail it directly to Amazon, and we have no
clue how long it's going to take. Uh, it could
take days, weeks or months. In reality, they're in my
closet and I just want them outside catching toads and bugs.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
Yeah, that's fair. I mean the kids of this generation,
they just stare at a screen all day.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
A big one is with the screens, is telling people
that the phones don't work, or that the tablets don't work.
Just we're out of service. It's the easiest lie of
them all. So that's something you've easily told your Oh yeah,
absolutely told him that, because you know, you think about it.
You're on a road trip and they want to hold
your phone and watch a movie for three straight hours. Sorry,

(22:17):
we're in no signal zone. You've been in it before.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Bummer. Yeah, this is another creative one. This parent says,
I told my daughter that whenever a kid lies to
their parents, their eyes glow. Now if she's lying, she
squints at me.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Ah, that's funny.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
That's pretty good. But I feel like a lot of
this suff is going to cause trauma in the future,
you know, tomorrow be an adult and be squinting every
time they're telling the fib to somebody else.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
Yeah, it's pretty amazing how they evolve though, because like
all the stuff you're saying there, you can get that
over on a seven year old.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Eventually, we're going to figure it out.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
My nine year old is like she's gonna look at
you and be like, hey, Alexa and.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Just destroy it.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, Like it's over in a second, the Alexa RA
Chad GPT. They're just going to ask the Yeah, my
mom alive. Absolutely, the machine said your full of asthma. Yeah.
Number five on this list is all the candy at
all the candy at the front of the at the
checkouts is expired. That's why it's up front. So you
don't want that candy. It's expired.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Okay, So that's good.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
There's a lot of good ones on this list. Here,
what lies do you tell your kids? Eight six, six, four, four, five,
one five nine, Where you can shoot us a talk
back message through our iHeart radio app or a text
and massage. Yeah, uh huh. At nine seven.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
I told my little brother that bunnies and rabbits bounce
because they grow on a bunny tree and when they
fall to the ground, they just like they bounce off
the ground and that's why rabbits hop around and many
and he believed it. He'll still bring it up, be like,
remember when you told me about the bunny tree.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yeah, yeah, Brad dumb and you believed it. Are Are
you sure you're sure that's not really Yeah? Yeah, looking
for that tree, pretty sure. Ninety six oh two says
parents' best lie is that we don't lick. We don't
lick now? Is that like just like you stop licking things?

Speaker 5 (24:05):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (24:05):
My god?

Speaker 2 (24:06):
In the future and when we were adults, of course
we're licking things.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
Yeah. I've got one child who licks like she'll like
to get a rise at it.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
She'll just lick your arm and you're you just.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
Can I guess which child it is?

Speaker 2 (24:19):
You got it? That's the middle of the Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
To give you and then give you a look like
it's got licked yourself licked.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Yeah, they're seventy three eight sent a text in and said,
my mom told me that I couldn't eat dots candy
because it would pull my teeth out. Turns out she
just likes dots and wanted them all for herself.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Wow, it's a it's a soft it's a soft lie
because you know, I guess they won't pull them out,
but you throw a juji fruit in there.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
I pull a filling out.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
Yeah, you're not far off with the dots. She's half lying.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Let's check. Check the talkback machine, Rady Wap, download it
for your cell phone. What lie have you told your
good morning broke hoop?

Speaker 13 (25:02):
So my mom, I'm forty one. My mom still tries
to tell me that Santa Claus was real. I think
she knows that I know that he's not real, but
she still tries to like act like I know that
Santa Claus, that I think Santa Claus isn't real. But
my kid's sixteen, my other kid's twenty one, and I

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still had told him Santa Claus is fake.

Speaker 8 (25:26):
Let him figure that out on their.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Own, because he's not.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
He's real.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
He only delivers the people who believe, and Neat clearly
missed the boat.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
That's how you've been getting cold and you're stocking for
the past.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
I like it. I like how he's like, I still
think my mom thinks I think it's real. Well, I hope,
so you're it sound like you're in your forties.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
He said, he's forty one.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
It's forty one. Yeah, all right, well yeah, come on, mom,
Mom should know. Mom's got the feeling.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Forty two ninety nine says when my kids are growing up,
mariy COVID show had a lot of those boot camps
for kids. So I pretend to call Maury for them
to go to boot camp, and they then would meet
do what I wanted. That's amazing.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
That's pretty brutal because those boot camps, they really do
exist and they're sad.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Yeah, well some of these kids need to be screamed
out inch from their face.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
But sometimes then especially it was like they were doing
like arson and doing different things that like, you're a kid,
I tried to burn the house down because I hate you, Mom.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
You need to go away for a while.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Camp. Have you seen that video is on Mari Povich
back in the day where this this this drill sergeant
screaming at this kid and he's like, do you want
me to be your daddy? And the kid goes yeah,
and and then that audience was like, oh the kid
me what I was going for?

Speaker 7 (26:39):
You love her?

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Right?

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yes, sir, Now you're not an adulty eighteen? Do you
want me to be your daddy for the next eight
year son?

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Huh, yes, you do.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Immediately starved you at the kid, and then he gave
him a hut and he gave the kid a hood.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
That was nice.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
He's like that that backfired. You're not supposed to want
to be around.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Look, I'm not your daddy.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
What what lies are you telling your kids? Let's go
to line too. Is this is this mollie? Uh?

Speaker 14 (27:09):
That's my mom?

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Okay? Is your mom mine? Do you a little? Little one?
Is the biggest lie? She told me that was the truth.

Speaker 14 (27:20):
Theory was real.

Speaker 12 (27:22):
But I found out later that she was just stealing my.

Speaker 11 (27:25):
Teeth and eating it.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
She wasn't eating your teeth? Was your mom? Wasn't eating
your teeth?

Speaker 4 (27:30):
No?

Speaker 15 (27:30):
She was?

Speaker 4 (27:31):
She was your mom was eating your teeth?

Speaker 15 (27:35):
Yeah, because my grandma told her that teeth were candy.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
All right, Well, we hang up. You need to call
Child protect all right and tell them what happened. Yeah.
Now that's uh, that's weird. That's a little lot like
going on a little kesha asking kind of gross, but.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
Yeah, I mean people collect teeth all the time. It's
totally normal.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
It's fine.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
All right.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Do you collect teeth? Are you just like your mama?

Speaker 4 (27:58):
No? Okay, that's probably for the best.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
All right, this is an interesting thing to even discuss
eating teeth because they're candy. Teeth are the hardest thing
in the world.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
Speaking of lies that we tell our children, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
All right, thanks to the call. What's your what's your name?
Little one?

Speaker 11 (28:14):
Carley?

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Carly? All right, Carly ganggang Carly, summertime. Carly is on
the phone. Let me hear you say gang Gang.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Gangang.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
That's fine, that's pretty good. All right, thanks Carly. Thanks
for carl appreciated. I like it in the form of
a question.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Yeah, that's really all of us.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Let's go to line one. It's stander Julaura. Who's this.

Speaker 16 (28:37):
Amy?

Speaker 5 (28:38):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Amy? Tell us what lies you telling your kids?

Speaker 14 (28:42):
I told my daughter she was one eighth werewolf.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
Why.

Speaker 14 (28:50):
We were talking about a scary movie that you know,
she had watched with one of her friends, and I
just told her, well, you know, your grandfather was a
one hundred percent or your great grandfather was one hundred
percent and your grandfather was fifty percent. I'm a quarter percent,
So that means you're an eighth of a were wolf.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
How long did I mean she she's still holling.

Speaker 14 (29:15):
Yeah, I'm well, actually she never lets me forget it.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
She probably went to school now and tell all our
friends and they're like, you're an idiot, Like this girl
is not possible.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Whatever. Haven't you guys read the book night Bitch. It's real.
It could happen to any of us.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Yeah, all right, so you traumatize your child and embarrassing
you know.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
I mean, that's really trauma. It's kind of cool, yeah,
you know, yeah, but I thought it was cool. Yeah,
well it's fun to be a were wolf.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
She probably thought she had special powers and then just
got lapped at track and field.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
It's like, how am I anywhere? Wolf?

Speaker 4 (29:52):
What is going on?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
I don't how many powers?

Speaker 3 (29:54):
All right?

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Thanks to the call. We appreciate amy.

Speaker 15 (29:57):
Yeah, not a problem.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
All right.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Wow, kids just going around howling at school. Yeah, you
got to get your child to stop. It's just chasing
your tail all over social studies. Let's go to brand
and Brandon. What lies are you telling your kids?

Speaker 15 (30:13):
Well, I try really hard not to lie to my kids.
We try to keeping hones space.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
But one thing my parents.

Speaker 15 (30:18):
Lied to me about was uh uh driving it's illegal
to drive with the light on in the car at
night time.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah, I heard that light too when I was a kid.

Speaker 15 (30:29):
Yeah, that one, and then like driving barefoot, all of
those things like these are all things that my parents
told me you couldn't do. And I'm like, she's talking
about I'm talk about light all the time if.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
I want to. I don't think. I don't think you're
allowed to drive barefoot.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
I think that actually is illegal, and driving with the
light on it is less about being illegal and more
about being distracted.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
So that's like when I was a kid, nay of.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Time, I want the light off because it's distracted.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Yeah, when I was a kid, my mom never told
me it was illegal, but she was always She's like,
turn off. But I can see how that would be
a quick way to get your kid to turn it off,
as if you told them that it was illegal and
the cops are going to pull you out, and.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
It is definitely not illegal in the state of Oregon.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
And now you just got the light on because I can't.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Yeah, look, yeah, you can't see a thing.

Speaker 15 (31:14):
I was about twenty two years old when I finally
realized that it's not illegal.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah, thanks, mom.

Speaker 15 (31:20):
Appreciate it With some friends exactly, I was driving with
some friends and like they had the line on. I'm like, gud,
we're gonna get in trouble for that, and they're like,
what are you talking about. I'm like, that's illegal to
drive with the light on.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
They're like, no, it's not.

Speaker 12 (31:31):
Right.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Thanks to the call, dude, Appreciate a great story. What's
the biggest lie you've ever told your kids? Age six, six, four,
four five, one oh five nine. You can also shoot
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You Drew and Laura Portland's Rock Station one five nine

(31:53):
the Brew. It's tanner To and Laura. I want to
know what the biggest lies you've ever told your kid are?
This This post on the internet I found Yesterday's got
a bunch of great lies that parents have told.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
Their kids, very creative lies.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Lord, do you remember any lies that your mama told
or your daddy told you? Your dad don't call him daddy,
Your mama. I've been watching ourist Jim Stones. That's how
I say it.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Yeah, I don't. I don't like it. I don't. I
feel like my mother was pretty honest with me. Yeah,
I don't know. I could text lou Anne and see
if there is anything that she.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
I'll hit her up on Facebook. Letter the lies you're
still holding.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
She still believe that's probably what it is.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
This is on the list. This parent says our sons
didn't eat cooked onions. Uh, it's not onion, it's Japanese
clear fruit. Then they cleared their plates after I said that.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
What Japanese clear worse clear fruit?

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Yeah, the Japanese it tastes a little different. Japanese clearfruits
on sale right now, safe way sounds delicious. This lie says,
you don't know, if you don't know, if you you
don't row, if you sleep in your parents' bed, like
you're just gonna stay thatside.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
That's a smart one because you're doing the kid a favor,
you know, And what are they gonna later be?

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Like remember when you kicked me out of my your
bed when I was six? Yeah, I do.

Speaker 5 (33:13):
That was hell before that, Like you should be ashamed
of yourself to still be in my bed.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
I don't regret it.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
This parent would lie to their kid and say for
every bite of vegetables at dinner, they would stay up
five minutes later. But they didn't know how to tell time,
so they just went to bed at the same time regardless.
That's great.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
I mean some of those are brilliant because when you
were you said a minute ago. Those are like non
anxiety ones. Some of these kids are going to be
in therapy.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Send us a talk back message through our IHEARTRADI WAP
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Speaker 3 (33:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (33:43):
When I was growing up, my grandma used to tell
me if I fell asleep with wet.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Hair, I'd wake up cross eide.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
It's weird, it's amazing. Yeah, it's kind of like, uh,
you'd go blind if if you I think, was it
is it?

Speaker 11 (33:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Is it the self? Pleasure yourself? My parents would say
you'd go blow doing that. Yeah, that's a that's a
good warning.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Or get harry palms. Was that was.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
That heard of that? I never was warned. I was
warned about being blind, and I was like, well, I
guess I'm going blind. Yeah, let me get a look
at everything real quick.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Sacrifice I'll have to make.

Speaker 7 (34:14):
When they got out of hand, I would take him
in and trade him in for a new kid at
the new kid car lot.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
So that's up to this day, and they still question that.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Yeah, dud, that's what I'm about. Anxiety, Like I don't
want to give my kid anxiety like you constantly. I'm
just gonna get dropped off somewhere. Does that really exist?
That's to give me a new model at twenty twenty.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Six Morning Brew Crew.

Speaker 17 (34:35):
So when I was a kid, I didn't like seafood,
and my stepmom would lie and say clam chowder was
potato soup and calamari was onion rings, and I loved it,
and I still, I mean, I have major trust issues,
but I love seafood now.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
So Gang Gang Gang bing Bo.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
That's that's good to know if we want to ever
get Tanner to start eating seafood just to onion ring. Yeah,
rings and potato soup.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Yeah, that ship is said.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
And actually potato soup and clam chowder are very similar.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
I mean, it's so close, it's silly. This parent says
you can only go to Chuck E Cheese if you're
invited to a party. So we don't know anyone who
goes to that place and we've never been. That's fine,
that's how they keep themselves out. I guess if you're
a parent who's like a germophobe, you know. But I
feel like every kit should just go the experienced chucky cheese.
Want get a cold from checka Cheese once or twice.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
To go to these places a few times. Don't want
to be there all the time.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Let's go to Chris. Good morning, Chris. What's a lie
you've told your kids? Actually, my dad told me a lie.
When I was a kid.

Speaker 15 (35:44):
I would work in the garage with him, and he said,
if I got oiler gas on my hands.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
And didn't use soap, my hands would burn and they
might catch on fire.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Well, I mean, I guess that's is that maybe that's
not true. If you get gasoline on you and then
like light them at it's probably not.

Speaker 15 (36:01):
No, he said, if I didn't use snap, if I
got gas or oil on my hands and didn't you soap,
then my hands might catch on fire.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
So I always had to use soap. Yeah, not.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
And I see I see it like you catch a
spark over there on the couch.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Your whole hand's.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Going on huh.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
And I think back to like, you know, I'll think
about that moment, and it probably was just a comedy throughout,
Like maybe it was a joke to him, and the
kid took it seriously, like you know, your hands will
catch on fire, but the kid doesn't know their depth
of so light. Yeah, they literally get jokes. Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 14 (36:31):
Did take it serious.

Speaker 9 (36:32):
And I think to this day, I still use soap
because I'm really not sure, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
So he just panics and he pulls up to a
gas stage.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Yeah, I just don't spontaneously composed set fire.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
All right, buddy, Thanks to the call, Chris appreciate it. Hey,
thank you. I have a good morning you too. About
this text from thirty two to fifty eight says I
told my kids that if they kept throwing a fit
and lying, that the toddler police will show up and
put them in a room with with the boogeyman.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
Oh man, oh my god, I've definitely he lied and
said that there is a babysitter on the way when
somebody is not like, so, we're all going somewhere and
one decides to fit out. Now, granted the older ones
not so much anymore, but the middle one even I
have said that there is someone on the way to
watch you alone, and we're going and you know you

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have to like let them get through that meltdown. And
then they get their shoes on, they grab their jacket.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
They don't want to be left out.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
They do not I mean, they bluff until they think
that you're gonna leave them.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Sheila's on the way, yeah, twenty three ninety six, says
my dad. When I was a kid, has had his
pinky cut off, and he always told us that he
fought the Grim Reaper with the samurai sword.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
Wow, it's a good story.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Then when we got older, we found out that he
actually fought a cop. Oh, I'm sorry, I've read that wrong.
He actually found out it was just a fight with
a chop saw.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Oh, a chop chefs.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Yeah. Thirty seven seventy five says my dad told me
I was part of I was part Viking, and the
next day at church I told everyone. On the car
ride home, I asked, I asked him if I was
really part vampire? Oh, vampire?

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Right, Viking vampire.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
I don't know a lot of lives. I think the
House of Lives there's a lot of parts missing to
that story.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
Vampire Viking two and one. It's pretty crazy.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
The kids when he walked away there?

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Whatever did h sure?

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Sixty ninety nine says we tell our kid, if he
doesn't wash his hair in the shower, he'll be bald
like me when he gets older.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Oh well, I mean, oh my god, though, like what
if he ends up going bald? And like it's like,
but I did what you said, I washed my hair.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
Yeah, it's it's brutal when it's gonna happen no matter what.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Yeah, no matter how hard you try. A seed has
been planted this and says, we told our daughter she
couldn't go to Disneyland unless you learned how to go
potty in the toilet. We told her Mickey doesn't allow diapers.
That's a good one.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Is a good one.

Speaker 5 (38:50):
Anything to get across the finish line on the potty training,
all right?

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Ninety one nine to seven. That's our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line.
You can also send us a talk back to our
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away tickets to go see Pantera. But how good is
your death metal scream? Can you do that. We need
college ten and eleven right now? Eight six, six, four
four five, one oh five nine.

Speaker 6 (39:13):
You're listening to Drew and Laura dinner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, all right. One more. One more
text message. Rather from people talking about the lies they've
told their kids, This one from eighty one zero zero said,
my grandpa told me that his wart on his back
was his second penis. I told my father that I
saw grandpa's second penis, and then watched my father call
his father for an explanation. Everyone, calm down, Would you

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say that a warp?

Speaker 10 (39:44):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Dad, I got a question for you. Get that thing off.
So it's like a little weeny that happened. Grandpa's are
all you know, they get a pass. They throw some
wild things out there. I remember my grandpa was pretty reserved,
but every once in a while you just hear say
something wild.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
And he was like, what is going on? Your filter
is different than mine, it's different.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
He didn't talk for like four hours, and the first
thing he said is something shocking and offensive.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
My grandfather a total creep?

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Maybe not e one nine seven. That's our text line.
Let's play our game called the Death Metal scream game
a clever.

Speaker 16 (40:20):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Yeah, we're gonna see how good your death metal scream is.
For tickets to go see pan freaking Temera. Yeah, they're
gonna be taken over the Tanner Jewel. Laura Amphitheater, August
twenty third. I never seen Pantera live before, but they
just went on a tour with Metallocke. You know, they
were opened up for Metallica, so sure it would be
a great show. They're on fire right now and we

(40:43):
got tickets all week. You just got to belt out
that death metal scream, like Laura, let's hear it.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
Don't you have a hot key for that?

Speaker 2 (40:50):
No, one's so old and tired. Let's hear a new one.
Let's try to go high. So do your low one.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Like Drew hasn't done it.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
I've had no coffee either. Do it on the show before. Okay,
that's low. That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
It's only like a gorilla. Why are you doing this
to me?

Speaker 5 (41:13):
What?

Speaker 1 (41:14):
I don't know?

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Why I humor you.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Let's let's find some people on the phones who can
do it. That was pretty good. Can you be better
than Laura? Let's go to Troy in Beaverton, Good morning, Troy.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Good morning, good morning.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Oh Troy's got that Troy bringing it gravelly voice. Yeah
it might be. It might work in his favor, but
it could work against him too, Troy. Who's your favorite band?
Is it Pantara? One of them that's for sure?

Speaker 10 (41:39):
In Black Sabbath?

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah, and so when you listen to this music, like
in the car, you're screaming along with it?

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Right, Oh yeah, you're.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Gonna have a few seconds here to give us your
best metal scream.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
So go ahead, all.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Right, We're good. All right. It sounds more like a
zombie being tortured but a pit and a Conan movie. Yeah,
all right, not bad. Let's see if the other guy
can do any better. Let's go to Eric and will Mina.
Good morning, Eric.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Morning.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
All right, dude, you heard what that guy brought. What
can you bring to the table. Let's hear your best
your best death metal screen? Mm hmmm.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
Alright, oh man, we got a tough one here.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
I know, no man, all right, so we've got to
pick a winner. Uh see, I guess I should go first,
since everyone else I think you should.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
Oh boy, come on, Tanner away the talent, do I
you go?

Speaker 2 (43:02):
I think I'm probably gonna go with Eric from Wilhemina.
He had a bit more of a raspy growl to me.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
Okay, okay, I am going to vote for Caller one
and leave this thing up to Laura.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
I'm stepping out of the way.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
All right, lay rude, I am actually gonna go Uh,
I'm gonna go with Caller one. Also, just because duration.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
It went too long.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
He probably needs a throat lozenge after that. So because
of for that reason alone is why I vote for
Color One.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
I would not be buying your record, Troy. These two
would because they have zero taste in music. Hey, I'd
be buying Eric's record. But that's fine. It's not up
to me when it's when I'm unnumbered, when I'm outnumbered,
it's not up to me.

Speaker 5 (43:51):
If you heard my vote, it was not with confidence.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
All right, Troy, Congratulations, you're gonna go see Pantera.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Eric.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
You can try again tomorrow, and you've got another shot online.
At one of five nine in the brew dot Com story,
it's time for the big story, where we all go
around the room sharing what we think the biggest stories
of the day are.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Laura, you want to go first, Sure, I can go first.
I think the big story is that it is that
time of year again. Amazon Prime Day is back, and
it's actually being extended this year to give us more
time to spend all of our hard earned money. It's
going to be four days instead of two, starting on
July eighth. You'll have that's a good idea.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
A lot of the times I'll find out, so I interrupt.
A lot of times I'll find out that it was
Amazon Prime Day, like a day after Amazon Prime Day.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
But the problem with Amazon Prime Day is that usually
the deals aren't that good, and you still will not
know if you're actually getting a good deal or if
a third party seller has jocked up the price just
to discount it. And because like anytime you see the
price with like a red line through it, you're like, oh,
a great deal, yeah, when in reality a week ago

(45:02):
it was the same price. They just jacked up the
price for an Amazon Prime Day or week or whatever
it is now. But in any case, they are going
to have a new Today's Big Deals section which you'll
see themed daily deal drops featuring discounts on a bunch
of different brands, from Samsung to Levi's and whatever. It
might be. That you're looking to get a deal on

(45:24):
Amazon will have it so that all kicks off on
July eighth.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
You know, I'll fill my car with a bunch of
junk on.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
Check it out.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
Yeah, you have four days to wreck your bank account
now instead of two, so it's perfect. The big story
to me is craft Hinds is removing all FD and
C artificial dies from their food completely. That's food, drug
and cosmetic dies. Now it's only in ten percent of
their foods, which is already kind of a pad on

(45:50):
the back to them.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
But some of the foods that they make that use
these dyes.

Speaker 5 (45:54):
Like kool Aid, Jello, Crystal Light, and Meo are all
going to be die free or at least these types
of dyes will be gone. And it's all on a
push to get rid of this stuff across the food industry.
It's definitely cool to see one of the big dogs
come through and say it'll all be done by twenty
twenty se.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
So what color is blue raspberry kol it?

Speaker 14 (46:15):
It?

Speaker 4 (46:15):
Can it be?

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Now?

Speaker 2 (46:16):
I think it's artificial dyes.

Speaker 5 (46:18):
They'll use real They'll have to use dyes made from
actual But I like coffee.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
I only liked it was blue.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
Well, look think about even think about like healthy candy.
It's still a rainbow color. It's just doesn't look like
electric blue or whatever. But Jello is not going to
be seen through.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
You'll be okay, Okay.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
I think the big story of today is Tom Cruise
and Dolly Parton are going to receive honorary Oscars at
the sixteenth Annual Governor's Awards.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Dolly Parton will be recognized with the Humanitarian Award, and Cruz,
who's been nominated for an OSCAR three times but it's
never won, will be honored for his commitment to the
theatrical experience in the stunts community, which I mean he's hanging.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
Off of planes and yeah, it's time to hook him
up with something there. And Dolly Parton has always been
quite the humanitarians.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
They got to name the airport after I know that
there's a petition going around saying, let's name it the
Dolly Parton Airport Nashville. That would be fitting. It seems
like if they we've got the Bob Hope Airport, why
not John Wayne? Sorry, maybe do we have a Bobble maybe? Well,
if we have those, why not Dolly freaking Parton's.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Naville Airport called now is it already named after?

Speaker 2 (47:30):
I think it's just the international Airport Standard National International, Nashville.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
It is Nashville. And but BNA. What does a BNA
stand for?

Speaker 5 (47:39):
I don't know, but it's like PDX, like that type
of thing. Maybe, I mean, I think we need to
go rambling Rod Airport here.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Maybe Tom Peterson good? All right, more on those stories
at one of five nine The brew dot Com coming
up next. Have you ever been, you know, so invested
in some strangers Internet drama? Maybe some someone post something
you just can't stop watching it. I got sucked into something.
I'll tell you about it. After Sabbath.

Speaker 6 (48:06):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura Laura.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Friday afternoon, Tanner, Drew and Laura's first ever happy hour
is going down at g Man Sports Bar into Walleton.
We're gonna be there from three to five, just hanging out.

Speaker 7 (48:21):
Man.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
We're doing this.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
It's gonna be the happiest of ours.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
That's right. We're doing this for listeners who listen to
Bacon and Beers would like to come and just can't
because they've got responsibilities. They can't be partying at six, seven,
eight in the morning. We get it. So this Friday,
we'll be at g Man in Twalleton because we felt
that that was a good place for people to meet it.
It's easy to get to right off I five. There's
a lot of area out there on the patio, a

(48:44):
lot of space. So coming out and just get weird
at this on Friday, three to five. G Man Sports Bar,
Good g Man Burger.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
I've already I've already had a couple of unofficial rs
vps on the Instagram, So that's good. Some people are
already planning on coming out. The more the merry, or
I say.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Come out and get weird. I want to ask you
guys about this. I don't know if anyone if you
ever scroll through Facebook or I get Instagram or anything, Yeah,
and you start seeing somebody's personal drama being I see
it more on Facebook than I think anywhere else where.
People are just kind of airing out their their personal drama,
whether it's between them and in a relationship. There's more
room for a paragraph over on the book.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Maybe it's a lot of times I see family drama
on Facebook.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
That's why I stay off of Facebook for the most part,
I'm like, I can't. It's too toxic for me over here.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Yeah, but it's hard to walk away from a tussle
in the comment there's some good comments, man. I immediately
go to the comments section on most things because they
can go on and on and it's pretty good. So
I have this random person on my friend's list. I
don't know who he is. I don't know. I've never
met the guy, but he's been on my friend's list
for a long time because I recognize his pictures.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
You know.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
The last the last couple of months, he's been posting
things about this girl that isn't talking to him anymore.
Not only is he posting things about her, his profile
pick is a picture of when they were friends, so
she's in the picture and every single post, and I
got sucked into it because I read one post and
he's like, Christians don't care about other Christians. They only

(50:11):
care about you Sunday mornings and then they forget about you.
Christians don't care about your life. Every single post, every
single post is every other post, I suppose, because they
every other post is about that girl. But they talk.
He talks about Christians not caring about him. You know,
his family doesn't care about him. He needs to get
this girl away from her druggy boyfriend, all this wacky stuff.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
So he never dated her.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Then it didn't sound like it sounds like they was
a friend. They were friends, and he just went he
got friend zoned, got creepy. She bailed. Yeah, and so
he tags her and these these posts on Facebook saying,
you know, God loves you, you're not irredeemable, things to
her like that, you know he can help you get
off the drugs, all this stuff. He has no idea

(50:55):
this chicks on drugs. From all the comments I read,
sounds like the girl's doing just fine with their new boyfriend.
Don't block him. By now I think she had Not
only that, but last week I read that she finally
because he kept posting and tagging her and things, and
and you know, people would say, hey, dude, you know,
stop posting her profile, stop posting her name, stop talking
about her business.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
You know it's bad. When other people on her behalf
tell me you have to stop with this.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
And he responds to every one of those comments by saying, well,
the Christians don't care about me, and then he'll say
something like, well, my friends won't go out of their
way and just tell them, tell her that I'm good
for her and I'm a good man for her, and
not this druggy that she's with now, Like their friends
aren't telling her that because you're a psycho.

Speaker 5 (51:34):
Yeah, you posting her picture every day with a proverb
over the top of it is not helping your case.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
That's the thing. He's posting pictures with of her, and
then he then he types out Bible verses on top
of that.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
So at what point is that like stalking.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
It's pretty close.

Speaker 18 (51:50):
When you're annoying Jesus himself, you might want to think
about how you're operating online.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
So all of his family and friends have been commenting like, dude,
you're way out of line and your way out of line.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Here.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
One of the girl's friends commented and said, she's getting
a no contact order on you right now. Apparently she
put one in place last week on this guy, and
he still posts about her.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
Yeah, because he in his mind, in his crazed state,
he thinks he's doing the right thing. Right, He's like,
I'm just trying to bring this woman back to Christ.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Every single feeling or whatever. He's trying to coach him
in the right direction, and he refuses to listen.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
He's like blind his mind. He's like these people don't know.

Speaker 18 (52:29):
Is is he allowed to post about her with that.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
With no contact order? I don't think.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
I don't think contacting her, but I don't.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
She's probably blocked him.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
But if you tag her that is because in theory
that'll ping.

Speaker 18 (52:42):
But if you if you posted something with no contact,
maybe even using her name might be problematic.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
I don't know. That's a slippery slope for sure, though.
So I just grabbed the popcorn bucket and and dug deep.
I went back to November, and every other post since
November is about this girl just saying the craziest thing,
and his dad's like, his dad finally came on and said,
you narcissistic piece of crap because he talks about his
own father. Yeah, his own father, and his friends and

(53:08):
family won't help him out, and he says all this
stuff because he lives in a van. He says, well,
because you're totally not being normal. But his dad comes
on and says, you narcissistic, selfish piece of crap. I've
given you fifteen hundred for this car. When your car
got towed, I got it out of the impound. All
of this stuff, all this money he listed, all this
money that he's given his kid, And that's what like
calling out his psycho behavior. And I just keep thinking

(53:32):
that girl's.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
Probably honestly, like, I'm freaked out for her because how yeah,
like not saying that that's going to happen, God forbid.
But I don't know. That's just like a creepy situation.

Speaker 5 (53:45):
Like I just went to the profile and he's he's
tagging her straight up. And when I click on her
her profile picture, one of them is her holding a
newborn two months ago, so it seems like she's a
new mother.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
And he's like, you're a drug addict.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
Come deem me, Yeah I can, I can help you.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
Her face doesn't look like to me, I mean, drugs
can hide, but doesn't look like an addict.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
Well, and even if she's like in recovery or whatever,
even like, oh yeah, she's focused on doing her own
thing right.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Just the other day he posted I'm really missing the
dog and her. Pray for her and the dog, and
so he just posts a picture for the dog. Dude, No,
two days before that. He says, it seems like God
has nothing in life for me. No, he's doing the thing.
It seems it seems he says. It says, uh, I
don't want to say her name. He says, this girl
was a great friend. Pray for her and me. This

(54:38):
was he sent this just the other day. She has
not talked to him since November, at least from what
I gathered just on the Facebook messages.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
Yeah, so like their relationship with was tarnished far before
he started doing all this stuff.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
It sounds probably trying to be nice and like let him.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
Lay down easy, and he didn't get the point.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
And when that happens, they just they're head over heels already.
It's like the show you we've talked about those psychopaths
that they just.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Really believe that you love them. You just don't know yet. Yeah,
and then look at the writings he writes. He writes,
like these drawings that looks like it would come in
a manifesto. Wouldn't you be concerned? Yeah, that is concerning.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
I would Bible versus and like, think about she has
a boyfriend who looks like she's in a relationship still.
If this was my wife, or my girlfriend or your girlfriend.
You're like on red alert that you're gonna have to
protect this house.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
I just think, like, man, what is wrong with me?
I don't know this person from Adam right, I don't
know who this person is, but I am so invested
into this story. Every day I check the Facebook to
see what's new.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
It's always more enjoyable to, you know, watch somebody else's
drama then be involved in your own.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
I'm Michael Jackson, popcorn bucket me. This is that is
me right now. It's the Mory effect.

Speaker 18 (55:51):
This is also not your standard fare like this is
pretty juicy, Like this is this is TV show worthy.
This is where a guy keeps going ends up going nut,
follows her around town all the time.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
You know how these things so right? Can I tell you?
I sent the guy a message I know you broke,
I got I missed. I missed the three of you
guys and the dog too. I'm with you, bro keep pushing.
I sent a message and I said, bro, I don't
know you. I've I've been hurting. You know. I've heard
before too. I see a counselor because you know, I

(56:23):
struggle with depression. I've been through hard times. You got
to listen to your friends and family. You got to
leave this girl alone, and you got to listen to
the people who love you. And it doesn't seem like
you are. You need to get your ass together.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
That's what I said.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Did he give you a saw that he read it?
But he didn't. He got nothing from him. I don't
come here to listen to your sin you need. You're
an addict.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
How do you know this guy?

Speaker 2 (56:45):
I do not know him. Maybe he was a listener.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Yeah, so I don't know.

Speaker 5 (56:53):
Well, hey, you know if it if it stopped him,
it would be great. He just seems a little deep
and Donnie.

Speaker 4 (56:59):
Yeah, I think there's still help. I mean there always is.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
But have you ever been invested in someone else's drama
on Facebook or any social media apps? Like you're just
sitting there watching it, eating your popcorn?

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Usually it's not. This is different because this is like
somebody's drama who you don't know. No, but they're not
celebrities like normally, when I get wrapped up in trauma,
it's just like the whole Brittany Furlong Ronnie Radkey thing.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
You know.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
I'm sure Tanner you were aware of that. Whole drama,
Like I got kind of wrapped up in that. But yeah,
this is different because it's just somebody on your from
your personal Facebook page.

Speaker 5 (57:40):
But I feel like is Facebook has evolved, we all
we all know that person who they kind of spiraled
and then on accident as they were kind of like
whining about it or asking for help, put it all
over Facebook.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Like I remember watching.

Speaker 5 (57:55):
People that we knew from our twenties, like one in particular,
where at first it's like, oh, I got my car towed,
I'm getting evicted a man, and then it got to
the point where it's like can somebody pick me up
and take me the safe way? Like it was just
this and it's like come on, and it was clearly drugs,
and it was clearly terrible decisions and bad boyfriends. And
you've got loved ones in there saying like.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Go to rehab.

Speaker 5 (58:17):
It's like it's sad, but you can't stop watching that out.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
What what Facebook drama did you get invested in? Eight
sixty six, four, four five nine.

Speaker 10 (58:28):
And now Bruce Sports, Bruce Sports, here's Drew Well.

Speaker 5 (58:34):
Last night, these Stanley Cup Finals got all wrapped up
as the Florida Panthers put the whole thing together and
took it down five to one.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
It was brutal to.

Speaker 5 (58:46):
Watch, just because it was a blowout from the beginning.
There's like seven minutes left and so the Edmonton pulls
their goalie and immediately they just shoot it all the
way down the ice and oh, flourid to zero and
it just kept going like that. And it's brutal to
lose to the same team two years in a row.
But that's what happened here.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Is the it was.

Speaker 5 (59:05):
It was the type of a run where the Panthers
nobody talks about their stars, but winning back to back
championships has got to put them up there with some
of the great teams in the history of the NHL.
But it was it was the winner, Sam Reinhardt, who
had four goals in this one.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
But they talked about how this thing was a team effort.

Speaker 11 (59:25):
But I couldn't have done it without my teammates. I
mean they were There were so many great players for
us that had on Blue LA playoffs and seeing their
reactions when I won was definitely my favorite part.

Speaker 5 (59:35):
In next year, it is these two teams favored it
again alongside Colorado and the Hurricanes for possibly a chance
to win the title. According to Vegas, no NBA Finals tonight.
That'll be tomorrow night in Indiana. And a tip of
the cap to Oregon State Beaver Baseball who lost yesterday
and have been eliminated from the College World Series where

(59:58):
they lost seven to six on a score in the
bottom of the ninth Go Beabs, though.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
There's your sports. Thank you very much. More on those
stories at one oh five nine the brew dot com.
We're gonna check your talkback messages here in a few minutes.
Download that I heart ready to abb for it your
cell phone, and Happy Wednesday. It's Tanner, Jew and Laura
on the Brew here you Drew and Laura got a
few text messages from people chiming in about the last segment.

(01:00:26):
I went down the rabbit hole on some Facebook drama.
Some random person I don't know has been posting drama
every day like Christians don't hate me, my friends and
family don't or sorry, Christians don't love me, my friends
and hit family hate me. He keeps posting about this
girl who won't talk to him anymore and has blocked him.
From what I understand, last week he got so bad
he got a she got a no contact order on him,

(01:00:49):
and I don't know this person, but I went down
the rabbit hole and looked at Post all the way
back to November.

Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
Yeah, it's not God or one church's fault that you've
got a restraining order. That's the result of obnoxious, delusional behavior.
So the Bible says God helps those who help themselves. Yeah,
you have to stop bitching. You got to chip in
a little bit, like, yeah, you gotta do something. But
he's just every post every day. It's the same thing
Christians do. Look me, this girl won't.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Talk to me.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
He's just all woe is me? Yeah, yeah, that's all
it is.

Speaker 18 (01:01:19):
But you got to stop and ask yourself, why am
I pushing everybody away from my little universe here.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
If everybody's treating you the same way, well it's okay.
They're onto something.

Speaker 9 (01:01:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Maybe I said that to him. You need to listen
to your friends and family and seek some medical attemption.

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
Maybe I'm the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
I wish he would have written you back.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
That would have been a nice little exchange, you know,
if you brought him out of the dark ages.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
I could see that I read it, but he didn't
say anything. He didn't block me either, tho, I'm gona
message him again. Twenty three to ninety six says, I
bet you a million dollars day were the girl and
this crazy guy were druggies together. She got clean and
left him and he's still tweaking missing her.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
I mean he does like the behavior is kind of
like and who knows, maybe he's not on drugs, but
it does kind of stork.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
I didn't get that. I got just severe mental illness.

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
Yeah, and they can they can look like the same
thing from a distance. But we're also taking him at
his work, a guy who's having delusional behaviors, and thoughts
him at his word that she's a drug addict.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
It's an unfair accusation. He's a Christian, so there's no
way he's doing it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
No, No, he seems like he's trying to stay the
line in his way.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Zero sorry six zero eight one, says stalker alerts. Yeah, bro,
it's very creepy. It is very, very creepy. I don't
I don't get it, but I would.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
Feel very if I were her. I would feel so unsafe,
you know, just because like you never know when somebody's
going to pop off, and just like take it to
the next level.

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
Well, he can't keep his car out of impound according
to his dad in the drama comments section, so maybe
that helps him not get to you.

Speaker 18 (01:02:43):
Yes, before I was gonna say, he also sounds like
he didn't have a lot going on, So there's a
lot of time to stew about this, right, and just
keep meling it around and then next thing, you know,
like you just at your wits end because you've just
driven yourself nuts all day, why you know, watching Bonanza.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
So have you ever got down the rabbit hole and
just followed someone face someone's Facebook drama and just ate
it up like I was that Michael Jackson popcorn mean
the last last couple of days here just reading this info, Laura,
Have you ever followed some Facebook drama?

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
I have seen some things on Instagram that I didn't
get like super involved in it, and normally they were
like more short lived things. But it every once in
a while, and it's always Spoke Cane drama. It's always
people from Spoke. Can they just breed drama in that
town for some reason?

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Maybe it's like nothing to do.

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
Yeah, maybe maybe it's just like the size, it's not
too big, not too small, so people. People are always
finding something to you know, get their panties in a
bunch about. But on a couple of occasions, there have
been like Instagram stories that I've seen from acquaintances where
you're like, they're like calling people out for doing X,
Y and Z or I always trying to be nice

(01:03:51):
and blah da da dah. But now it's got a
new point where I've got to say, it's you and
if you know this person, they're a bad guy and
dah da da da dah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
There's a lot of commons like that in this guy's and.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
You're just like, oh no, they're name dropping. You can't
put that back, you know, like, you can't take that
back after that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
I love watching people melt down on each other on
the Internet. I just I can't get enough of it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
Yeah, and then they go, they go, they go, and
then somebody deactivates, you know exactly, power down, full on
anxiety implosion. You'll see me in three months.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
Yeah, all of a sudden, it's just like over, it's done.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Yeah, more of your calls at texts coming up. Eight
sixty six four four five one five nine. All right,
yesterday we did another edition of Beef Water's fast Food Frenzy,
you know where Beef goes and tries out new fast
food items. Yeah, the sour dough slip, that's the one
that what's Carls Junior. Carls Junior.

Speaker 18 (01:04:43):
Uh, double sour dough star. Pretty solid, pretty solid little
bird there.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Well, we got a talk back message from this person. Hey,
this message for Casey.

Speaker 19 (01:04:51):
I gotta say I heard your little sagma yesterday on
the new Carl's Junior Burger. I had to go check
it out yesterday for lunch.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
I gotta give it a solid eight.

Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
Really good.

Speaker 19 (01:05:00):
I gotta say, uh is pretty clean, wasn't messy. I
didn't even ask for light sauce, cook to perfection. Really
the first time I've been to Carls Junior forever. So
thanks for the info.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
Keep it up there. It is beef fodder helping out
the people. You know, beef.

Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
I believe gave it a seven point eight, So that's
pretty close. You guys are right on par. You got
a similar tongue.

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
It's also nice that it's that that it's not super
messy even with the light Yeah, I mean without saying
light sauce.

Speaker 18 (01:05:25):
I appreciate him going out and trying it out. I
don't appreciate him just ignoring my advice.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Slip on that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
Yeah, maybe he's a saucy good I'll.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Be the judge of my own slippiness over here. All right,
well we all have a We'll have another fast food
Frenzy coming up next Tuesday, or you can listen to
yesterday's in the podcast at one five nine dot com.
What that said, beef, Yes, we've got to talk about
your health. My health is great. Well I might be healthy.
He's been a salad and chicken breast last night. Oh,
so we're getting through to it.

Speaker 18 (01:05:56):
My son asked for McDonald's on my drive home. I said, sure,
no problem. I went that up for him, got myself nothing.
Hey there for this man, I had a.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Burger earlier in the day. Oh, I got some chicken
I needed to cook at home. Well, so yesterday you
got Carls Junior before the show started, and so it
was at the last bit of fest which you didn't
need anything else. Yes, okay, dude, you go to making
progress to go to make and have no food? Is
you had?

Speaker 18 (01:06:21):
He took a bag Froy and I even went inside.
Did you take a bag for at least no, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
No bag fry that is giving self control is uh impressive,
but it's it's like.

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
You and Sugar Drew. It's like he has one bag
fry and it's the whole bag.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
But with that said, Laura did find a picture from
November of beef water where he looks so freaking thin,
and here we are four a year ago, and here
we are in June of twenty five and he looks rotund.
Because I'm fat, I wouldn't say that if you can
rotunds that quick. I stick to the thing that you
can return quick if you do it soon, you know,

(01:06:59):
like just a little. But these chicken, these chicken and
salad things here on the right path. You mix that
with a walk around the block. So yesterday Casey did
say it was okay to post it before and after pictures.
He did, so we can post. We can post a
photo from him in November and then a photo of
him now and you'll see the drastic change in weight. Okay,

(01:07:19):
could be fat.

Speaker 18 (01:07:20):
I just feel like there's worse examples than what you
guys find.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Maybe, but this is you.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
I probably can find you because this was from less
than a year ago. I'm sure if yeah, if I
do a deep dive, I'm sure. I have a photo
of you on my phone from.

Speaker 5 (01:07:34):
But I think this is the fact that it's it's
within a year. A year if you can find something thinner,
that's right in that Because this all happened so quick,
I'm guessing one month before that, it's another five pounds.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
How long have we been doing fast food Frenzy. I
don't know.

Speaker 18 (01:07:48):
That's not the calories a week just in research. Okay,
that's just what came in a bag, oh man.

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
But I mean it's not like fast food Frenzy prompted
the weight game, like we were like, oh, we noticed
that beef water loves fast food, so we're just going
to start a bit. Because he was well on.

Speaker 5 (01:08:06):
The lifestyle influenced the segment, and he gets taunted by
his kids, you know, like every day there's a story
like hey Dad, I'm feeling jack in the box. Hey Dad,
stopped by McDonald's, Hey dad, can we get this?

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Or that. It's never like hey can you we go
to the salad bar.

Speaker 18 (01:08:19):
It's endless, man with what they want, it's yes, and
then you got to go fetch.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
It and you're like, damn it that chicken sandwiches, or maybe.

Speaker 4 (01:08:26):
Just tell him to eat a cucumber. You know what
I mean.

Speaker 18 (01:08:29):
They're in the problem of their lives. Let him, I've
got about another year of my daughter living in the house.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Like it's just a chicken to eat?

Speaker 7 (01:08:37):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Absolutely? All right, Well go check out the photo of
beef water. Maybe you've got some advice for him, or
maybe maybe you're thinking, hey, you guys are dicks and
it doesn't look that bad. Yeah. I think it looks like,
you know, the kool Aid man. But yeah, you decide
to stop.

Speaker 4 (01:08:50):
It's not that fun.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
It's not that bad. It's mostly because I retained so
much water. Yeah, but you're you're kind of water weight.
I feel like I could punch you in the stomach
and you'd be all right.

Speaker 5 (01:09:01):
I no, No, that's that's jiggly fat.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
You think I have jiggly fat. I don't think he's
come here.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
Let me say, you go over there, and you're definitely
shaped differently.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Yeah, I mean mine is all is soft. I can
see it right now.

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
Yes, this is this is exactly different.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Drew was telling me that now is the time he
goes that's going to get hard. That can go. Okay,
I can go. That's what I have, all the soft
stuff that's not bad. It's like, still should go, But
you know I'm saying it's not. It's not too late.
It's not too late. You can get rid of it.
It's like I'm smuggling a couple of shompagne.

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
It is bad.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
You look disgusting, but top it. I think I look
worse in beef water, and I'm not. You know I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
I don't think either of you look bad.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
No, doing just fine. I appreciate that, but I think
you guys are wrong. I can't see straight. But no,
but beef water. I listen, I think I work look
worse than you. I just want to see. I want
people to see. Yeah, listen this. Nobody wants a glow
up more than I do. Right? How about you? When
I do it? But I'm almost fifty, I don't care anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
How about is you are in control of your own
destiny here? You know?

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
How about you and I do a weight loss contest?
What do you want to do?

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
That just means it. You're going to have to put
it like before and after a view two ten.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
That's fine, Okay, not today but that's fine. I will
pick I will pick one.

Speaker 18 (01:10:22):
So here's the thing is I already know when you
want to do it, you can do it because you've
done it. I don't want to say tremendously because it
wasn't like you were a house but like you lost
one hundred pounds, which.

Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
Is he did it twice because he did it for
my wedding first, and then you got big because you
you were bigger.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
You got skinny, then you got real bad. I'm going to.

Speaker 5 (01:10:44):
How he lost a ton of weight and did CrossFit
and all this stuff for my wedding.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
So how long did it take to lose the weight?
Not that long? How long did it take you to
learn how to fold the skin? By the way I
lost exactly, I do have skin, but I wasn't even
working out when I'm lost that weight. So now I
am like exercising a little bit more. Huh. Now he's
bringing the pain.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
But you know, it's just the way to go.

Speaker 5 (01:11:07):
But I think that it's gonna If you're in a
weight loss competition, you gotta be.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
You have that exercise bike in your house. Oh listen,
I think I told you guys a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 18 (01:11:15):
I'm driving to work and my uncle calls me and
I'm like, this is kind of early, and uh, I said,
what are you up to?

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
Because I'm just leaving the gym. He goes, I was
just thinking about it.

Speaker 18 (01:11:22):
He goes, I mean, I'll go a little earlier if
you want to come meet me down there.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
You know, you know you need cut out that fast food.
Start coming out of the gym. Oh yeah, there we go.

Speaker 18 (01:11:34):
At least some people in his life cares as I'm
pulling out of my neighborhood because we live two streets apart,
and he's coming into the neighborhood just coming from the gym.
He's like, Hey, what's going on. Just had a hard
work out at the gym. Yeah, He's like, hey, you
want to go keep.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
I feel so much better when I when I'm done
working out. You know, I hate it, but I feel
so much better mentally, just like I'm glad I did it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
I think that's what it's all about, right, It's all
about the what you get.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
Out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Let's do it. Nobody agrees about that. Working out's fun.

Speaker 5 (01:12:01):
It's pain in the ass every day, but it's the
best thing when it's done.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
You know me too, tubbies, just trying to lose some
weight to get off the tub off.

Speaker 5 (01:12:08):
If you guys want me to stand over you and
yell while you work out, Yeah, get.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
Some real cross the dude and Bryce to suck. Stop
being pathetic all the way down. So that's true. Let's
do it. We'll talk about a little bit more. But
let's still a little bit. This seems and it's mutually
beneficial to help you out.

Speaker 15 (01:12:24):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
Last time I did this weight loss competition on the air,
I lost. So who did you do it with? That
guy who sued me? Oh yeah, but there's someone emailed
me later and told me he cheated. He put weights
in his pockets when he waited like a trophy. I
don't know that's true enough, that's what idea, and I
wouldn't would not put it past that.

Speaker 5 (01:12:44):
Well, I I feel like you were the winner in
the end anyway, because the picture. I have the pictures
and the everything to prove it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
I want the lost.

Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
Still here and he's not.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
So Yeah, that's right. So back to us for a minute. Yep,
you're talking about you and me?

Speaker 4 (01:12:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Are we talking? Are we talking?

Speaker 5 (01:13:01):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
How would the how would the competition work, is it.
We'll have to figure that out. I'm not sure yet. Yeah,
we'll get the ins and outs. We'll we both need
to get down to one forty.

Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
Look, Tanner does not I can't sit at one.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
I would be worried about our health.

Speaker 4 (01:13:15):
No, I think it should be a percentage based or my.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
Doctor told me I should be one eighty one eighty five.

Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
So this will require weighing in too. You guys are
prepared for that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
Yeah, all right, let's talk about it there and then
we'll get it together. But you and me case to
the tub offs. The two tubbies are gonna we're gonna
lose some weight together, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
Two tubs one one one fun one.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
I don't see it. We got the pieces that were
gonna work on a title.

Speaker 4 (01:13:42):
Yeah, we will just shame two tubs one cucumber.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
Yeah, we'll come up with a shameful name. It'll be perfect.
Laurensre're not involved in coming up these facts. So we
both we.

Speaker 18 (01:13:57):
Both weigh in, and whoever weighs less, that person has
to put on the amount of weight to make it even.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
And then we start that.

Speaker 18 (01:14:04):
You don't get so if you're two five, I gotta
go all the way up to two o five before
we can start going.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
You don't get a camp out of the raising. Can
all right? Go check out the before and after pictures
of beef water right now. It's on our It will
be on our Instagram here in just a second. At
one o five nine The Brew.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
You're listening to Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
Portland's rock Station one o five nine The Brew. It's
Tanner Ju and Laura. Got some text messages coming in
on a mclonflin Cheverlet text line this morning. Uh, in
the last segment, we were talking of beef water. You know,
I think we're gonna do like a weight loss competition
between me and him and see who can lose the
most weight. Yeah, and uh, then you know, uh, you know,
we've been tuning him. We didn't talk about it today,

(01:14:47):
but we've you know, been trying to get him to
show us his toes. Right, that's true.

Speaker 5 (01:14:50):
Maybe if he's got his beach bod back one step closer, but.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
Apparently he's you know, he's got some pretty gnarly toenails
with the fungus and everything. And so this person sent
a text and says eighteen eighty says, I'll give Casey
one thousand dollars right now to show his toes.

Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
WHOA, I mean that's you know what's wild motivation.

Speaker 5 (01:15:08):
Is you'd have my toes in the second I think
he'd turned the grand down.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
I think he would too. One thousand dollars is a
lot of money that could go to a charity of
his choice. Yeah, there's one way to try and call him.

Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
Cal rel fescuz one thousand bucks. Also, I'm calling this
person's bluff. There's no way they're going to pay one
thousand dollars just to see Beef Water's toes.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
I stopped.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
What if he they said they would, no takes his
back seats.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
He's gonna be wire at first.

Speaker 4 (01:15:36):
I'll take a thousand dollars if you want to see
my toes.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Yeah, of course he will. Yours are for sale.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
Yeah that's true. Always anyone's interested.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
You can hold my feet for a grand. You could
tickle it with a feather for a thousand bucks. I
don't come out. Hey, Beef, this person said a text
in and said they'll give Casey one thousand dollars right
now to show his toes. Oh I don't need his money.
I'm back, all right. What about donated donating to charity?
It sounds like the kids could use that. Well, I

(01:16:10):
don't really like kids that much. So you're saying no
to the children. You're saying no to charity. No thousand dollars?

Speaker 4 (01:16:16):
What a cold hearted man?

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
Whomever m what if it were two grand?

Speaker 4 (01:16:23):
Yeah, well match dollar for you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
I don't know. Hey, man, I gotta hop on another car.

Speaker 5 (01:16:30):
He got out of here just in the nicked time,
didn't he all right, well we're gonna have to help
then if whoever that is keep raising funds. But here's
here's the thing, dream a Low.

Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
Here's the thing though, If you really do this weight
loss competition and he loses weight and he starts feeling
better about himself, don't you think then he'll be on
a roll. It's like, well, now I've lost all this weight.
Now I want to fix my toes and so maybe
it'll just be l I hope.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
So he's going to be glamorous.

Speaker 4 (01:16:57):
One thing right after another, and we're gonna be a will.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
You please put a shirt on? Put the boa away case? Dude,
you're super into yourself now. Twenty three ninety six says,
I really want to know what beef Water's wife thinks.
Does she like him heavy and the quick weight gain?
Is she okay with that? I don't know. Beef Faughter's
wife's a mystery. I didn't even know for a while there.
I was beginning to believe she wasn't even real.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
Beefwater's wife on the phone.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
Yeah we should.

Speaker 5 (01:17:20):
I think that anybody's spouse is going and they care
about it's going to be upset. Not upset necessarily for yourself,
but you're worried about their health.

Speaker 4 (01:17:28):
Yeah, but in favor of you're getting healthier for you,
of course that should be the deal.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
Yeah, as this person said, beef should should do it
and donate. Donate the money to Autism Society of Oregon.

Speaker 5 (01:17:41):
Now that's where he just raised a ton of funds
for that same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
Over fifteen thousand. But you know, sixteen thousand sounds good,
it does. This one says, I say, you have the
competition on who can put the most weight on instead
of losing it.

Speaker 5 (01:17:55):
It's called the fat Thor wars. Oh yeah, fat Thor
wants in on it. He's like, how big can I get?

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:18:03):
Maybe he should not like officially, but I think it's
a motivation to other people who are like, well, maybe
I could see what I could do. I'd love to
hear people who just watch you guys go on this
journey and maybe they lose a couple of pounds.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
Wouldn't that be a good.

Speaker 4 (01:18:16):
Versition, could inspire the massive You're.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
The next Richard Simmon. So if beef water and I
do on some leg warmers and let's go, if we
do a weight loss competition, how long does it go for?
That's what we got to figure out.

Speaker 4 (01:18:28):
Six weeks, eight weeks? What do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know. It's really up to you, guys.

Speaker 5 (01:18:33):
I mean, how if you want it to stay, it's
going to be over the course of a little bit
of time. Yeah, probably a month or two, Yeah, maybe
even two eight weeks.

Speaker 4 (01:18:42):
I think it would be good.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
I like food so much.

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
Yeah, you can still eat food, just like.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
Pizza so much.

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
I have to develop a healthier habit like relationship with
your food first. Yeah, the starbursts and the pizza might
be a tough cell. But the year, there's a lot
of good food. The doctor Happer, No.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Deep, I don't have a problem with that. I haven't
actually had soda and it's in my fridge, but I
don't drink it. It's an unopened bottle of DP that's
been in there for probably a month. No DP, pour
it off the deck. I'm all over the Gatorade right now.
But I need to go to Gatorade.

Speaker 5 (01:19:16):
Yes, and they have zero sugar ones too, And now
it actually doesn't taste like sacharin or some nasty sugar substitute.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
You'd get used to it in a weekend. Eighty seven
thirty seven, says Laura, sounds jealous at beef cou Get.
A thousand dollars for his toes. That's your yearly yearly
sock sales.

Speaker 4 (01:19:36):
No, no, it's I make much more than that, but
yeah it's a hard bargain. Yeah, a thousand bucks just
to see some toes, though, that is a that is.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
A good How much how much have you made selling
your dirty socks and underweares to people on the internet
this year?

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
I don't know. I just made it eight hundred dollars sale, So.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
What was it? What did you sell them for?

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
When you name it? It's in there.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
Oh, there's a whole bunch of little grab bag there's panties,
there's bras, there's socks.

Speaker 4 (01:20:03):
I can't remember exactly what, but it is. It is
a little grab bag.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
Of wow, this, that and the other stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
But I mean, so a thousand bucks, I've easily surpassed that.
This year.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
Guy could have bought a trigger. You got to buy her.

Speaker 4 (01:20:18):
About triggers.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
That's true. We have some talkback messages coming in through
our Actually this is an old one. I never mind,
are joking.

Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
Forget about it, forget about it, old news.

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Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
More text messages coming in on a McLoughlin Chevrolet text
line this morning at nine eight one seven.

Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
This text comes to us from six zero eight one.
It says, my toes are one thousand percent grosser than
beef watters. If beef waters shows his, I'll show mine, man,
I like that beef water. If you don't know Drew
saw this at a bacon and beer once he had
his shoes off and Drew noticed that his toes had
like a fungus you know, where they look all gross,

(01:21:13):
and yeah, they looked barkie. Yeah, I haven't seen them.
I desperately want to see them, because I really liked
that kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:21:21):
I don't know why I like talking like barkie, like thickness.

Speaker 5 (01:21:24):
I mean, I had a glance. It's not fair for
me to try and break it down. I saw a
glance at something that frightened me. I don't have a better.

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
I imagine they're probably really thick and discolored, and they
kind of I bet they are. They're wavy, you know,
because they're not strange. They're probably warped.

Speaker 5 (01:21:40):
Based on what I saw was not the smooth texture
that used to get you likes on the internet, Laura.
There's a different thing going on there.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
So we've been telling them, you know, get some medicine.
They've got medicine for you and some of the stuff
that's not bad for you, because I know sometimes I
guess this medicine can cause some pretty bad sade effects.

Speaker 5 (01:21:58):
Yeah, the side effects are on some of them are
a little sketch, but it seems like there's a lane.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
Well, he's just kind of being very stubborn about it,
refusing to show us his toes. I really want to
see him. But this person says that they were not
kidding about the thousand dollars offer. If beef Faughter shows
his toes, they will give either b Fatter thousand bucks
or one thousand dollars to the charity of his choosing.

Speaker 4 (01:22:17):
I just feel like at this point it's not about
any amount of money or whether he wants to or not.
He's just making a point now. He's just digging his
heels in fat. Thor said, if you really want to
see those toes, start to gofund me. You know, maybe
if we get up to twenty grand, it's you know
changes page.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Yeah, man, This text says weight loss challenge wagers show
the toes versus never bring it up again. So if
I beat him in the weight loss challenge, he has
to show me his toes. If he beats me that
I can never talk about it again.

Speaker 5 (01:22:47):
That's an interesting bet, very interesting. Now getting him to
sign up would be is the tough part. But I
like this bet because.

Speaker 4 (01:22:54):
I think it would motivate him to do the work
and lose the way. He doesn't want to show us
his toes.

Speaker 5 (01:23:01):
I think he's working for motivation to lose the weight already.
You can see it. There's a different tone in his voice.

Speaker 4 (01:23:07):
I agree, and I do feel like it'll go one
of two ways, neither of which is bad. One, he
will lose the weight so he won't have to show
us the toes. Or two, he'll fix his toes just
in case he loses, so when he has to show
us his toes, they won't be so bad.

Speaker 5 (01:23:24):
To get where to find the brand off someone and
then show smooth, nice toes would be That would be
an ultimate gypsy maneuver.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
I mean I would have to take my hat off.
I mean, I like, at this point, I feel like
I do take anything.

Speaker 5 (01:23:38):
Yeah, I doubt that it's a that it is a
nice smooth texture.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
So yeah, if we ever get to see them, I'll
snap a picture and then we'll plaster it on the
internet everywhere. It will live on for eternity. Someone said,
come on, guys, I just had mozzarella sticks for breakfast.

Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
It's not the texture. I remember, that's your fault for
having mozzarella sticks for breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:23:57):
Yeah, it's more of like a overcooked salt team type
of a wave.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
Coming up in a few minutes. It sounds like a
lot of guys are well, it's hard to tease this.
A lot of guys are thinking of something else.

Speaker 4 (01:24:11):
Why when they're getting down?

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
Yeah, how do I tease this?

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:24:17):
Are they thinking about? I want to know what they're
thinking about?

Speaker 2 (01:24:19):
Well, they're not. Your boyfriend isn't thinking about you. Let
me just say that that's rude. All right, he's not
thinking about you when he's doing a certain thing.

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
Okay, okay, wait to assume that I have a boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
We'll tell you what he's thinking about. Coming up here
and just a few minutes, we are commercial free. Happy Wednesday.
It's Tanners to you and Laura on the Brew and Laura,
it's one of five nine the Brew Tanner, Drew and
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Speaker 14 (01:24:48):
You just see you when the next event will be
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If we don't find out soon, I'm going to start shaking.
We're patiently waiting for the next beer and acing. Well,
we don't have one booked yet. We've got a theme,
we know exactly what we're gonna do. We're just looking
for a place to do it. But until then, we're
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That's the first ever happy Hours. Since a lot of

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people can't make it to bacon and beers, you know
that's true, we'll go to trash bandits or some other
events or meet people at concerts and be like, man,
I hear the parties, but I can't go because I
gotta work. Well, that's why we're setting this up. So
the people who can't go come out and hang out
with us at g Men Sports Bar and Grill Friday
afternoon between three and five pm. Yeah, if you were with.

Speaker 5 (01:25:42):
Us at our last trash bandits afterwards we went for
drinks with a bunch of listeners anything like that, and
that's the vibe, you know, where you can actually like
sit down and talk to someone and you know, learn
about each other.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
Kind of a good idea for drinks. It's gonna be
like speed dating. Yeah, I hope I can meet my
next mate. Yeah, so come on out Friday afternoon at
g Mann and Twalton. We picked that place because we
thought it was just easy for people to get to
because it's right off five five Man.

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It's a great spot, big may Yeah.

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Speaker 4 (01:26:14):
If it's your birthday, maybe they'll let you spin the
prize wheel.

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
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dollars gift card there, and I always been in that wheel.
One thing I.

Speaker 5 (01:26:22):
Always remember about that place is that they got nice bathrooms.
Real now, not your run of the mill bathroom.

Speaker 4 (01:26:28):
That's great, it's like something out of It's actually big
selling point.

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Yeah, some of the cleanest bathrooms you'll see at a bar.
So Friday afternoon, we'll see you there. Are you excited, Laura?

Speaker 4 (01:26:36):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 7 (01:26:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
Maybe you'll meet your mate at this part at speed dating.

Speaker 4 (01:26:41):
Maybe I don't. I don't date listeners, so.

Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
I don't hold your breath. You know, they might just
be at the bar already.

Speaker 5 (01:26:47):
They're up there getting a sparkling water because they have
a drinking problem.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
Perfect slightly jaded looking.

Speaker 4 (01:26:54):
For yeah, a more baggage.

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But he lives alone. Laura, this is your Maia. All right,
we'll see a Friday three pmg Man sports Bar and Twalletan.
It's one of five nine the Brew Tanner, Jew and Laura.
We're commercial free.

Speaker 6 (01:27:08):
You're listening to Er Drew and Laura Tanner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
All right. A new survey was conducted and it found
that U seventy six percent of men and fifty nine
percent of women think of an X when self pleasuring themselves.

Speaker 5 (01:27:25):
That is, oh, that's interesting. That stat seems.

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
Seventy six percent of men and fifty nine percent of women.

Speaker 4 (01:27:32):
So we're we're assuming that these people are all in
relationships because I feel like if you're thinking about an
X when you just got out of a relationship with
that person, like that's kind.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
Of yeah, I mean I expected I can kind of
understand it from like the lust standpoint, Like I have
a problem thinking of things that haven't happened. I do
a better job when I'm using my imagination using things
i've actually done right, right, and so usually that's with
an X or something.

Speaker 4 (01:27:59):
And yeah, but if you're in a current relationship, are
you thinking of that person.

Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
I don't think many people are.

Speaker 5 (01:28:07):
I mean, I think you think about that person when
you're with that person.

Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
I don't know. I think I think it happens quite often.
I think maybe not you. But I'm which one are
you talking about thinking of? I'm saying most people don't
think of their current Oh yeah, you're right. I don't
think that I'm going to think about I mean I have,
I'm not going to say I have.

Speaker 5 (01:28:25):
It's not like and it's not a knock to them.
It's the you they are. They are something that you
already you're with it. It's two different that's been obtained.
It's two different situations. Yeah, it is, yeah one and
for and it's not the same for everyone, but that
that act is it's more maintenance than it is a
sexual expedition for so many.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
Like I need to do this to focus and get
my day back on.

Speaker 5 (01:28:47):
Track and then we'll just get back to life rather
than like, oh man, I got to stop down and
mentally cheat on my wife.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
That's not where they're going. Yeah right, And I just
I think it's easier for dudes and even women. I
think to anyone who's just serve use real life experiences.
That's you know, like you like that one time it
was just really hot, and that you're going to think
of that moment, like what's wrong with that?

Speaker 5 (01:29:08):
Sure, and maybe it's the halo effect of somebody in
that scenario that I had with that person, But usually
when you've broken up, their actual face and the things
that come out of it annoy you or are are
a trigger. So I'm guessing it's more of like, yeah,
you're thinking of them, but like it's kind of like
the idea of them rather than yeah, so then this

(01:29:29):
like went there.

Speaker 4 (01:29:30):
But I also think though, that if you are with
a new partner and you thinking of someone you have
actually been with in the past, that's probably more hurtful
or potentially hurtful. If they knew about.

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
That, Yeah, I would, I would definitely think you leave.

Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
That stuff just like don't talk about it. Talk about
it like if you you I mean, if if your
partner told you that last time she was, you know,
having a solo session you thought about Bobby from four
years ago, you'd be like, what, I don't want to
know at all. Yeah, So it's like you don't ask,
don't tell.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
Now is this expert relationship expert says that it actually
could be a positive thing if you're in a new
relationship thinking about your ex, because you're focused on the
good parts of that old relationship to help your new
relationship be better. I think it's a bit of a stress.

Speaker 5 (01:30:21):
That's whatever helps people sleep, right, Yeah, give the little.

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
Break here, But that's dude, I cannot really deal with
things that haven't happened. When I was a kid, I could,
but because I had the choice.

Speaker 5 (01:30:31):
But yeah, just the fantasy was enough. And when you're
when you're that young, it doesn't take much wind.

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
But I got it's easier for me when it's something
I've done and it was like that special moment and
you know, a bathroom at Yeah, going.

Speaker 4 (01:30:44):
To a special moment, come on now.

Speaker 5 (01:30:46):
And I'm guessing it probably happens less the longer you're
in this relationship. You know, it's like the people The
last person I hooked up with that wasn't my wife is.

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
Almost twenty years ago. I mean, it's it's a little less,
but not much.

Speaker 5 (01:30:59):
Yeah, you know, and so like, not only is my
memory getting worse, it's just you have to find another
lane eventually.

Speaker 4 (01:31:06):
So there you go, and.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
Don't get offended by it, because it doesn't mean that
they don't.

Speaker 5 (01:31:09):
Love you or they're gonna leave you meeting and you
need to call Colin from Goldberg Jones.

Speaker 4 (01:31:14):
It might mean that they do, so I'm just kidding.

Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
They do say that it's a small red flag, but
for the most part, it doesn't mean that they're they're
thinking about their ex more or wants to be with them.

Speaker 4 (01:31:28):
Still, I do think best practices should not talk about it. Well,
like what you think about when you're by yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:31:33):
Don't ask me how many people I've been with. Let's
talk about you think about.

Speaker 5 (01:31:36):
It right, well, And that fantasy is just that, it's
not it's not real. If I don't want to hear
about your dream, I don't want to know about your
diddle thought. Yeah, like you exactly, and you can keep
that to yourself. Let's talk about the reality. If you
get a cheat on me, let me know we're going
to have a conversation about that.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
Yeah, I think of circus clowns. That's what gets me going.
I know, you know what I knew.

Speaker 4 (01:31:56):
Everyone's got their thing. Tanner not gonna be ashamed.

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
So nine dude's crawl of a small car. Someone starts
honking a horse high.

Speaker 4 (01:32:02):
Yeah, big red noses.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
All right, we have some talk back messages to get
to real quick. Earlier this morning, we were talking about
lies that you tell your kids, or lies that your
parents told you that you believe for years and years
and years. Yeah, we got a lot of people calling
in and sitting messages.

Speaker 4 (01:32:21):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:32:22):
I remember the whole thing speaking of self pleasure that
my family would tell me. You know, you're gonna go
blind if you do that. Jesus doesn't like it, and
he's gonna make you blind.

Speaker 5 (01:32:30):
That's up there with the making silly faces. Or your
face will be stuck that way.

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
Yeah, or the gum will stay in your stomach for
seven years if.

Speaker 4 (01:32:38):
You swallowed something that I believed, probably for entirely.

Speaker 5 (01:32:41):
Until my twenties, I think, Yeah, I thought for sure
I had a fat water, big league chew.

Speaker 4 (01:32:45):
I don't know the point of lying about that. Like,
if you want to swallow your gum, swallow your.

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
And I still swallow it.

Speaker 5 (01:32:51):
I'm sure it's not like the healthiest thing to swallow
things that you cannot break down.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
But you know, yeah, but at least my people smell minty,
and I mean they haven't even yet. I mean, we're
we're all right with the gum we ate. Here's some
topic messages we.

Speaker 1 (01:33:05):
Got growing up.

Speaker 20 (01:33:06):
My mom told me that if you see a cow
laying down, it means it's gonna rain.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
Man.

Speaker 20 (01:33:12):
I believe that until I was in my twenties and
my now wife told me.

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
That that was a lie. Thanks Mom, Tanner.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
I heard the same day. They kept telling me, man,
you gonna go blind. You keep doing that. I was like,
no way, you know that's that's gotta be fake. And Dad,
they kept telling me, man, you gonna go blind.

Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
You do that.

Speaker 2 (01:33:34):
I can't see nothing no more. I'm blind as a bat.

Speaker 16 (01:33:38):
My mom used to tell me that things are gonna
get better. When you're older, you'll understand, Like things haven't
gotten better. I don't understand anything, so that's upsetting. My
dad always refused to let us have a calculator until
I needed a graphing calculator for geometry in seventh grade.
It's like, when you get older, you want to have
access to a calculator all the time, so you need
to learn the math. Learned it and I can do

(01:34:00):
the math in my head. But it's still upsetting because
it turned out to be alive.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:34:04):
When I was a jed, I was told if you
ate as you ate your spinach, you get a strawest popeye.

Speaker 6 (01:34:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
I don't care how strong i'd get. I stillbody eating spinach.

Speaker 4 (01:34:15):
You're gonna you're gonna need to start eating spinach with
this weight loss.

Speaker 9 (01:34:18):
Chi.

Speaker 5 (01:34:19):
Yeah, it's time for you. You're going to veggie Land, Broton.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
Ve find veggies that I like that are good.

Speaker 5 (01:34:24):
Now you get it, steam spine, get out of the candy.

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
I hear that's is that stink really bad? Or is
that well?

Speaker 5 (01:34:32):
If you remember, that's my trigger from my childhood is
them boiling the steam spinach. And I took it so
far as I'm like, I'm gonna puke. I'm gonna puke.
And when I ate it one of those times, I
my mind was like, you're throwing it up, and I
was like, see I'm allergic, and I was in huge
trouble because I just threw it up.

Speaker 4 (01:34:50):
Well, I mean, it's not your fault you threw it up.

Speaker 5 (01:34:51):
Yeah, but it's like allergies don't make you throw things up, apparently, learn,
you know, learn the hard way.

Speaker 4 (01:34:57):
In my room, all alone, with no dinner.

Speaker 5 (01:35:00):
But yeah, we'll find you other vegetables for your big
weight loss competition.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
Yeap against beef, water bee fire and I are going
to see who can lose the most weight.

Speaker 9 (01:35:08):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:35:09):
So I don't know when that's gonna start, but we're
gonna work out the details today and look, get that going.
More talkbacks. What's up, broal crew? I remember growing up
my dad said, if you play with it too much,
you're gonna grow hair on your hands. I heard that. Yeah,
well you talked about that earlier too. It's why would
they tell us those things? Because I guess it's not appropriate.

Speaker 4 (01:35:25):
Yeah, they don't want you to be They don't want.

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
To hear it.

Speaker 5 (01:35:27):
Yeah, you know, I don't want to walk in on it.
I don't want to find your magazine.

Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
I don't want a note from your teacher. I don't
want to you know.

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
It's just and I think some of these lies are
totally innocent and fun, you know, easy clever ways to
get your kids to do things, But some of them
caused total anxiety for these kids.

Speaker 5 (01:35:44):
At some point, you need to tell them that it's
not true. And like whenever you've accomplished.

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
The goal, tell them it's I was just helping that
guy who called and said, you know, I tell my
kids that we're gonna give them up for adoption, and
they freak out, like they're probably seriously traumatized by that.

Speaker 4 (01:35:58):
Y's messed up. Like my mom telling me that if
I eat a watermelon seed, I'm going to grow a watermelon.
Like that's not so detrimental, but telling somebody that you're
gonna your child, that you're gonna put them up for
adoption at the what do you call the superstore, like
the Kid's Superstore or something like that.

Speaker 5 (01:36:15):
Oh, yeah, the New Kid's Car Lot or something, the
New kid Lot.

Speaker 4 (01:36:19):
That's messed up.

Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:36:21):
And the watermelon seed thing, that's another lie though. It's
like you can't, you shouldn't eat them. But imagine if
that just turned into a watermelon in your gut and
you just got a front.

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
Butt out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:30):
How would suck more of your calls and texts coming up?
I do want to tell you about the advocates. Next
time you're in an accident, reach out to these people,
all right, advocateslot dot com, because they're the ones who
are going to make sure that the insurance companies actually
pay you all the money that you're owed. You pay
them every month in case you're in an accident for
them to help you out when that time comes. That's
what they should do. But of course they are always difficult.

(01:36:53):
They low ball you. It's a real pain. But the
Advocates will not let that happen. They're gonna make sure
the insurance companies pay you every single cent to that
you are owed because that's all you're asking for. And
when you're recovering from injuries after an accident, you know
you need to be focused on your recovery, not the
drama that the insurance companies bring. So reach out to
the advocates. Ken and Donnie who work over at the Advocates.

(01:37:14):
I know him personally. They're great people and they're gonna
make sure that you're paid. They've gotten over one hundred
million dollars for the clients because they know exactly what
to say and exactly what to do to make sure
that they pay up. So the next time you're in
an accident, you're gonna need more than an attorney. You're
gonna need an advocate. So check them out at Advocateslaw
dot com. Tell them Tanner sinshow that's Advocates Law dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:37:36):
Now what's trending? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:37:40):
A lot of good stuff online at one of five
nine in the brew dot com. Just click on Tanner,
Drew and Laura our Dokey Show podcasts. We're going to
record a brand new and we recorded one yesterday and
posted it online. It is the show after the show.
It's unedited, it's uncensored, no commercials, no music, just us
saying things our parents don't like.

Speaker 5 (01:37:58):
Yeah, if you get with all after the show, it's
just another free chunk of show.

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
You can see footage from New York City's Pigeon Fest
that we talked about yesterday. Also the tourist, this idiot
tourist who broke the crystal covered van Go chair. So
dumb that thing a museum.

Speaker 5 (01:38:12):
Falls back to. It's like such a wounded chair after
he touches it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:16):
And yeah, it's just some dummy. And you could tell
that there's a sign on it. I can't read the sign,
but I guarantee you it says do not sit.

Speaker 4 (01:38:22):
Like also, are you an idiot? I mean obviously yes,
but like don't touch, don't interact with the artwork unless
it specifically says you can do.

Speaker 5 (01:38:29):
So you are highly untalented. Don't touch the art.

Speaker 2 (01:38:32):
I do think that museums need to start roping things off.
Remember that kid a couple of months ago, maybe it
was last year or something. This kid knocked over like
an ancient vase.

Speaker 4 (01:38:41):
Also, wrangle your children.

Speaker 2 (01:38:42):
Wrangle your children. Absolutely, this is an important thing, shouldn't
it be? Yeah, sections yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:38:49):
But I mean that's everything in a museum, But.

Speaker 2 (01:38:51):
Maybe all of it needs to be on.

Speaker 5 (01:38:53):
And you know, not necessarily lock and key, but one
two hundred year old painting. What's to say one kid
doesn't throw soy d on it? Right?

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
If it's priceless, maybe you should just thin glass. Yeah,
a little rope I can see right through it. Like
a little coiled rope would have kept that idiot off
that they do.

Speaker 4 (01:39:10):
Do that with like like more important piece is it?
Like the louver?

Speaker 5 (01:39:16):
Yeah, mona, Lisa Is. You could spit at that thing
all day. It's not happening. I'm surprised it doesn't have
a windshield wipe.

Speaker 2 (01:39:21):
I'm kind of convinced that that's not the real one.
Same with the Declaration of Independence and all this stuff,
because you know, the flashes and I understand they've got
that screen on it and stuff, but with camera flashes, sunlight,
regular light. I just think that all that stuff, the
real ones are probably in a lab somewhere with air
tight you know, temperature control, and.

Speaker 5 (01:39:40):
The louver is underground, so it's probably just further underground there,
like in a vault, you know, where it can be
protected and we can sit.

Speaker 2 (01:39:49):
There and go, oh, look at it. I believe the
movie's National Treasure really hit the nail on the head
Mike be.

Speaker 5 (01:39:53):
Yeah, exactly. They were onto something there. I mean, really, have.

Speaker 2 (01:39:57):
You seen those lore? Have you seen National Treasure movies?

Speaker 4 (01:40:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
That was out.

Speaker 5 (01:40:01):
I feel like that was in your wheelhouse like it was.

Speaker 4 (01:40:03):
Was that Nick Cage? Yeah, I haven't seen it.

Speaker 5 (01:40:06):
Yeah, I mean be on the first one, I don't
think you really need Yeah, I like.

Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
The second one. I think there's only two anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:40:12):
Are you sure it's like at some point there we
are stealing President Washington's teeth?

Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
Yeah, it did get I honestly have no clue. There
could be there are three.

Speaker 3 (01:40:22):
There are three of them.

Speaker 5 (01:40:23):
They milked it. It's a Disney property.

Speaker 4 (01:40:25):
I believe maybe there's four.

Speaker 5 (01:40:28):
Oh, Nick k Man, Well, he needed to pay for
that temple.

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
Yeah, four of them. I'm sure it's lost its way
by now.

Speaker 4 (01:40:34):
Absolutely, I'm sure it's off the mark.

Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
Oh yeah, all right, coming up in a few minutes,
We're yourcord, a brand new Donkey Show podcast. It's gonna
be online at one of five nine in the brew
dot com. Don't forget. We've got a party going down
Friday afternoon at g Mann Sports Bar in t Walden.
We'll be there from three to five, just hanging out
with people. Man, So if you can't come to bacon
and beers, it'd be awesome to come out and meet
meet people who've been listening for a long time but
can't come. Yeah. So yeah, just we'll be there just

(01:40:58):
just drinking and eating.

Speaker 4 (01:40:59):
Just getting it, just snack on. Also, small correction about
national treasure. There are only two at the moment, but
the third one is induction.

Speaker 2 (01:41:07):
I know, I was right. How do you doubt his
national treasure? I know, I know?

Speaker 4 (01:41:10):
Movies, the books? There are more.

Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
Oh they're based on books I did not.

Speaker 4 (01:41:16):
Yeah, so there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
The more you know, because I remember thinking to myself
like six months ago, why isn't there a third?

Speaker 4 (01:41:21):
There is one coming out?

Speaker 5 (01:41:23):
Yeah, because that's that's Oh wait, hold on, geez, your.

Speaker 4 (01:41:27):
I know I'm just lying, Am I wrong? I'm lying?
So National Treasure three latest updates Nicholas Cage denies National
Treasure three is happening, but Disney is still developing.

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
It probably exactly. You can't do it without Nick Cage. No,
I think it's over there, Nikky c it's standards. You
and Laura, Good morning, brew crew are good man?

Speaker 1 (01:41:54):
Hey?

Speaker 15 (01:41:54):
Hey, I just wanted to thank you guys for playing
that tune this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:41:57):
That was fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:41:58):
Oh your little jingle was great behaving. Are we gonna?
Are we going to see you Friday afternoon?

Speaker 3 (01:42:03):
Ats?

Speaker 2 (01:42:03):
G man?

Speaker 4 (01:42:04):
You and the missus.

Speaker 15 (01:42:06):
That's the plan.

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
Yeah, that was the plan.

Speaker 2 (01:42:09):
Awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:42:09):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (01:42:09):
Well, you can see into us live when you get
there in your chair eating.

Speaker 3 (01:42:13):
Salsa, maybe do some tap dancing. You never know.

Speaker 4 (01:42:17):
It's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:42:18):
And then right after that, Laura's got a pottery class.
Oh yeah, and you got to watch Ghost before Friday.

Speaker 4 (01:42:24):
Oh yeah, I do have to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:42:25):
Watch Ghost tonight yet on Monday, Yes, she hasn't seen it. Monday,
Laura was telling me, like all the stuff she's got
going on this weekend. I was like, damn, girl, you
got too much going on. Like I get so stressed
out when I wake up on a Monday and I
know I have things planned after the show. Every day,
I feel.

Speaker 4 (01:42:41):
Like a lot of it is like fun stuff, but
it's still like my days fill up so fast, like man.

Speaker 5 (01:42:46):
Yeah, well, and then you get the six minutes of
television at the end of the day.

Speaker 4 (01:42:49):
That's what I enjoy, and then I fall asleep during
whatever it is I'm watching.

Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
So all right, mcgeebell, We'll see you all and the
lady on Friday at g Man.

Speaker 3 (01:42:58):
All Right, you guys, you guys rock.

Speaker 2 (01:43:00):
Thank you Everyboddy. I got a really good burger there,
g Man, the g Man Burger. Nice.

Speaker 4 (01:43:07):
It's so good named it after themselves.

Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
Laura's got a great stoner laugh. I love your stoner laugh.
Only you were a little higher in real life.

Speaker 4 (01:43:23):
Oh no, you wouldn't want to see me like that,
because I just I just fall asleep.

Speaker 2 (01:43:26):
You've seen me, No, I know you're boring. I've never
seen Laura Stones. I've tried to get her stone before,
but she.

Speaker 4 (01:43:33):
I just fall asleep.

Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
She's like looking like she might take a nap, right now. Honestly,
I'll probably walk by your studio today and she will
be asleep.

Speaker 1 (01:43:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:43:43):
You well have to check on you too. You got
a case of the yawns.

Speaker 2 (01:43:46):
You know we're gonna sirk it up for the podcast.
Oh another thing I wanted to mention that before and
after shot of Casey b wwater Bay where he's super
thin just in November and now he's rotund. You can
see it at one of five nine the Brew. Just
follow us on the gram. We will see you tomorrow
it Stanner Junlora court us next bye. Yeah