TD&L Full Show For Wednesday- One Last Binge

On today's show we talked about the final binge that Tanner and Beefwater are going to have before they start their weight loss competition on Friday. We also asked people what their warning label would be and the dream of getting Damian Lillard to return to Portland continued!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You and Laura.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Good morning. It is Wednesday, my dudes, July second, twenty
twenty five, Tanner Dr.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Laura. We are.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
We got another pair of tickets to go see Incubus
later on this morning. I'm a big Incubist fan. I've
seen them geez four times, I think live.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
I've never seen them live.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
They're great. Yeah, they're really great. They've you know, they
still have their DJ which is cool because nobody really
does that anymore. Yeah, that's true, you know, and I
like that, and they're just they're just a good musicians.
South Bert.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Also the Amphitheater that they're at, that is a hidden
gym because even when you live in Eugene, like I
lived in Eugene forever and didn't even realize that was
right under our noses. And it's a cool little venue
tuck behind Dotson Stadium there.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, it's an outdoor venue. It's I don't know how
many people it holds. Maybe I don't know exactly. Maybe
I feel like it's off the size of Edgefield. Yeah,
that's that feels about right. But it's enough, a little bigger,
it's enough to get a pretty good crowd in there.
And it's always pretty baky. Yeah. I mean an Incubus
and Eugene and an outdoor show. I mean it all

(01:13):
comes together and it just smells like you're gonna be baked,
regardless of whether you want to be or not. There's
so much in the air. So anyway, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Five thousand seats, by the way, but if they're yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
I mean it's it's mostly festival style. Yeah, like sitting
around in the grass, the whole deal.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
It'll be nice and we'll have your tickets at seven
thirty with another game of sex, toy or firework. I
wasn't gonna buy, okay, so I keep going back and forth. Okay,
like I was like, you know what, I have two
boxes and mortars left over. I don't need to buy
any more fireworks. Oh yeah, that's quite a bit for
a one man show. I was like, what am I?
What am I doing? And yesterday I was like, okay,

(01:50):
let's go get some fireworks. I didn't do it, so
I'm gonna go get it. I think tomorrow, what are
you gonna get? I don't know. I don't have the
same I have order. So I was just thinking maybe
some because something when you say two boxes, that is
that's just twenty four shells each. That's forty eight. You're
like you and a person. That's a lot. It's just

(02:11):
twenty four box. I mean they go fast, everybody, they
go fast. But yeah, I'm gonna do it. I keep
I've kept going back and forth because like I don't
need it, but I'm going to because you know, I'm
in America, America, right.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yeah, I'm always happy when somebody's got that many, you
know what i mean. So you can get a good,
nice little side show.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
But be safe this this fourth of July for sure.
And protect your pets. You know, they were saying, I
saw that a good way to protect your pet. Obviously
give him a thunderbuddy if you can, Yeah, some sort
of sedative like my friends give gives her dog doggy trazodone, okay,
you know, or just give him a safe place. You know,
you could, you could like Crimmer with music. You can't
create a little fort with your sofa cushions and that

(02:52):
pass the sound there you go, I'm serious, Like.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
My dog would be like I'm busting out.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Some dogs aren't going to have it.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, every situation is a little bit different, but just
be conscientious.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
You can come in here in the closet where the
closed kind of muffle things. So true, it's just there's
I just feel so bad for him because they're freaking out.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah they're not. I mean they're Americans, but they're not
real patriots like we are, right yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Yeah. And it's the same thing with like a little
baby Milly. She can't she's not coming to the fireworks show, right, Yeah,
I remember, she's got to stay home.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
When I was a kid, my cousins would just like
cry because they didn't know what was happening.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah, there's an age where you kind of turned the
corner on it and one point eight is not it?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Not not enough?

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Maybe next year.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
All right, Well, in the meantime, we're gonna get you
the big school stories. It's time to go around the
room sharing what we think the biggest stories of the
day are. Laura, you want to kick this one off.
She's got some news. He's got to it's.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Kind of summer and I knew this was coming, but
I found out the hard way last night. I think
the big story is that a parking prices are going up.
I was going to yoga yesterday and I was paying
at the parking kitty and big notification pops up. Hey,
by the way, prizes have gone up today and so
now they're also extending the hours, which is a real

(04:15):
pain in the ass. But parking downtown will cost you
three bucks an hour on the street Northwest Portland, which
is where I was yesterday, is two dollars and sixty cents.
And during events at Providence Park and in the Lloyd District,
parking is now seven dollars an hour.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Shit, it's ridiculous. And to go to ten o'clock. I
mean just this last weekend when I went to Post Malone,
we pull up, We're going to ten barrel bar on
the roof, we pull up, we pay for an hour
and a half of parking and then it's a bit
of a walk in. But in exchange for a great
spot like that, the hey I got a great spot

(04:51):
or I looked out.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Is over gone because now you're paying until ten o'clock.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
And if you're gonna tax us there, it's like, oh,
I'll take an uber. Oh no.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Starting yesterday, two dollars surcharge on all uber and lifts
in Portland.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
They're making in the country they're making it where I
don't even want to leave the house anymore.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Still, and that's the whole thing too. I feel like
at certain point, it's like you don't want us to
drink and drive, and you're charging us like so much
more money, yeah, to park and everything, get a responsible ride.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
What Laura is saying is you're forcing her to drink
and drive. Yeah, this is that right.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
No, I'm just kidding, but it is the highest responsible
take triment.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, they're juicing us everywhere you turn. It's really unfortunate.
How often, though, do you park and you just risk
it and you don't pay.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Well, you know how that works out for me.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
I'm a little worried to do that in certain districts,
Like so Laura got lifted.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Monday, I had a haircut in my haircuts downtown Portland,
like downtown, like right across the street from the courthouse,
I think somewhere around that, okay, And so I was
run a little late and I parked, and I was like,
you know what I'm going to be It takes like
fifteen minutes to cut my hair. Yeah, and it's an
a So I sit down right away, and so I
just kind of risked it. I was running late anyway.

(06:05):
If I wasn't running late, I would have paid, But
I just said, I'm just gonna parking.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
The time i've parked in a paid zone and have
not paid, I've never gotten a ticket. It's only when
I've accidentally parked in no parking zones.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, I get busted and they're like, hey, we need
more people in the city.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Get in the city, please help save the city, and
everything's attacks. The big story to me is people are
gonna like this either. Eating dairy before bed is proving
to be a bad idea, and not just for people
who know they're lactose intolerant. But a study out of
Canada finds that for people who are sensitive to dairy,

(06:41):
eating cheese can lead to more nightmares. Researchers note that
some people who experience poor sleep might not even realize
that they have an issue with dairy because it doesn't
represent itself in the classic form where you're hugging knees
on a toilet, or it's causing inflammation or acne or whatever.
It might just be giving you nightmares, So just another

(07:03):
reason to dodge the dairy when you can.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
It is so delistic I love ches. She's is my thaning.
I don't know. I don't need as much of it
as i'd like, because if I were to eat as
much as I want, I would never poop it again.
Like I love you so much, just block it up.
I think the big story of the day is and
I just think this story is super disturbing. I don't
know why these stories are sad to me. But Lily

(07:27):
Phillips she's an adult OnlyFans star, I guess. But she
claims that she had sex with one and thirteen men
and twelve hours to break a world record.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Okay, why are we like competing with each other on
this is?

Speaker 4 (07:41):
I guess, At what point do you like enter a
blackout where you where you don't have a memory of this?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
She has to like go to a go to a
dark place, so she beats it possible, she beat fellow creator.
I like how they say that Bonnie Blue so due
to only fans restrictions, the footage was will be instead
be shared on fansly, so they oh.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
My god, even only fans. It was like, this is
too much now, just when you know you've crossed the.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Line here she is herself Lily Phillips on hooking up
with over eleven hundred dudes.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
Well, those of you that have followed me for quite
some time now will understand that I've been wanting to
do a certain world record.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Now I'm very happy to.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Announce that yesterday I did just that. I did one
and thirteen men in twelve hours. Now, obviously it's going
to take me a little bit of time to edit
and upload this twelve hour video, but it will be
going on my fans ly and I will let you
know once it's out, But yeah, within the next week.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
What happened matter?

Speaker 3 (08:48):
And like, can you imagine like going through and editing
that content?

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Sounds like she's doing it herself.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
I'm like, I.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Wouldn't want to rewatch that effort, my god and try it.
And what's with these people editing their own specials to
Jeremy Piven last week? And he was doing the same thing.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
I mean, I guess they're just trying to save money,
save a suck where you can't.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Yeah, man, how do you even round up that many
dudes where he has in a bar?

Speaker 2 (09:11):
What are you thinking when you're when you're one thousand
and thirteenth dude? Yeah, did you all draw numbers and dude,
I can't I can't win.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
I'm just happy to be here.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
And thirteen, Oh my god, that's that's the lowest of
the Like what shocks me is how like proud of
it she is. But I mean, if.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
It's not something she wants to check off her bucket list,
then I guess more power to her.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
But like, it's not just her, it's every one of
those dudes should be And that's.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
That's what I off the air. I was like, if
I found out that somebody was I was dating participated
in that, I'd be like, see a lady who was a.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Pretty wild afternoon. I'm like, I bet.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Get out like yeah, no, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
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Speaker 1 (10:14):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura dinner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Happy Wednesday. All right. Fat Thor is on one this morning.
He had some singers. You know, at the top of
the show, we were talking about this adult star. I
guess she's an adult star on OnlyFans and stuff, Yeah,
some other site. But she she just broke a record
hooking up with eleven and thirteen dudes in twelve hours.

(10:40):
And we're all sitting here just kind of like shocked
and appalled.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
The math just I know, we're trying to figure it
out logistically, how does this happen more?

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Fat Thor said, I think those dudes getting ninety four
seconds each.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
That's too much, he said, much more time.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
He said, uh, just served more customers than a sizzler
in twelve hours. Still fat ser than a line at Disneyland.
She said, that video is just gonna look like people
standing at the d m V.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
That's right, truly.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
I mean you're just waiting your turn to be.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
The Imagine being the camera. Imagine being the cameraman in
that room.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
To film school for this? How did I get here?
What happened?

Speaker 7 (11:18):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Wow wee wah woo.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Anyway, I just love your children. Yeah, that's all.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Hug your kids.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
I know I was saying off the air that I
need to go home and bank. You know, you're important,
right to each and every one of them.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, all right, coming up a little later on this morning,
we've got more pair of tickets to go see Incubus.
Give me a little incubist law while Flames.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, You're your part was great, Drew.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
I don't have it, okay, two Flames, I don't even
took that part. I don't know. I don't know the words.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
We can all we can all go to flame.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, if you were singing, I could muggle anyway. Take
it's coming up here at seven thirty yesterday we talked
about it with Beef Water. We're going to be doing
a weight loss challenge on the show starting Monday morning,
and we're gonna have Sureley from three G fIF G
three G G three. I'll get that. I'm going to

(12:17):
write that down so I don't forget it. How I
remembered it was, you know you got gatorade, you get
G two.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
She's cheap three, she's G three.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Got it? Well, she's really great and she is going
to help us get in shape, and we're gonna actually
go there today. Case and I be fodder and I
are gonna come up with a plan. We're gonna put
our hands on the machine and see what our fat
bodies or what.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
It's pretty cool. Actually can't be BMI because I think
that's an outdated way of measuring, but it's something along
those lines.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Right when you when you look at the total breakdown,
it's you know, BMI is just one of many things
on the sheet, so that it's that I don't even
look at that.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
But you'll find out your fat percentage.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
You'll find out you're starting weight today, which will be
interesting because your weight.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Today will be the only thing that will change pre.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
And post fourth of July, you know, So that'll you'll
know exactly how many glizzies you had.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
So we're we're gonna call this Tanner and Beef Wodd's
blubber burn. Yes, we're going to see who can lose
the most weight in six weeks. Let me call the
funeral fast because I know that he's a little stressed out.
He's never died it in his.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Life, which is wild to me. But I think he's
probably one of those guys who just stayed skinny without
trying ye up.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
So that's one of Hey, beef, hello him, buddy. We
got a few more days left of eating whatever we
want and then it's over.

Speaker 8 (13:45):
Yes, I'm going to brooke.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
What you have for dinner last night?

Speaker 8 (13:52):
H heat it chicken and heat it?

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Well, I mean that's not even in a red meat.

Speaker 8 (13:59):
Come on, bro I ate in my face off. It
was fantastic.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, okay, I had a pizza last night. So I'm
doing the same thing, doing what you can, enjoying my
life until I have to turn it off for six weeks.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Well, we've got donuts in the studio waiting for you, Beef,
So it's nice.

Speaker 8 (14:15):
It kind of like I've never been sent to prison before.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
But I kind of feel like this is what it
feels like. The countdown. Yeah, no, I get it, because
you know, it's like you're just trying to enjoy your
life before you know it's all over for six ale weeks.
And beef water is you know he doesn't drink so
like soda is this thing? Like he craves a nice
cold Coca cola and to not be able to have

(14:37):
that for six whole weeks, he's gonna he's never done
this before. He's gonna have a hard time.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Aren't you a.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Little excited to find out what it's gonna feel like
to just like feel good? Like? Is there any excitement?
Is it all anxiety or is there a little bit
of oh wow, I can't wait to see what happens.

Speaker 8 (14:55):
Well, yes, there's definitely a little bit of anxiety, but
I also feel like it's going to be a very
positive outcome, So yes, I'm excited about that.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
All right. So if we decided that if I win
and beat you in the weight loss challenge, that you
have to show your toes.

Speaker 8 (15:11):
And what do you have to do? By way, I
was talking about.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
When is he getting here? Where are you?

Speaker 8 (15:19):
I'm on the freeway.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
We had a bit of a discussion yesterday, and I
still feel like that's a solid to be.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
A leader in the club. What the translo one?

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yes, let a tarantel think?

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, but you guys have to agree on all right?
But okay, well, can a transla bite me? Can I
die from a translor? I don't think I can or something? Yeah,
I don't think they are going to kill you. Well,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Little unfortunately, guys kiss on your nose.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
I don't know anybody with a trancelist we're gonna have
to come up with a different idea.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
We have this powerful machine right here that we're talking in.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Nobody listens, nobody.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Somebody's got to have it.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Just one berst and listening. Tela. If I'm wearing a
shirt and it can just it just crawls across.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
My belty, you know you won't even want to be
wearing a shirt because you will have just lost so
much weight.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
I'm not gonna get that six weeks. Well, sw I mean,
if it could just crawls across my stomach, God, I
guess I could do it. Or I mean, I don't
know if Beep's asking for your face or what.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Yeah, Beef, what I mean, this is your thing? Would
you prefer?

Speaker 2 (16:25):
I mean it is his toes, not doing the scene
from home alone.

Speaker 8 (16:31):
My only requirement on that would be I get to
purchase the tarantula. You get to know where I'm gonna
get it from.

Speaker 9 (16:37):
It's gonna be.

Speaker 8 (16:37):
Some dark web action. I'm going to order that sucker
up and maybe you survive, maybe you don't.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Okay, well then I'm not doing that.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
I don't I don't think I don't know where you
have the dark web tarantula website.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
It's like I got one.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah, translate porn dot web for everything that is intriguing.

Speaker 8 (16:57):
I know how much you hate spiders, so that he
is a very fair offer.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
So would you show your toes? Would you show your
toes if Tanner agreed to have a spider crawl on them?

Speaker 8 (17:12):
Look, I feel like, no matter how the outcome comes,
I'm gonna have to show my toes.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Yes, Like I could fight it all I want.

Speaker 9 (17:19):
Uh huh.

Speaker 8 (17:20):
But we know where it's going. We're gonna watch Tanner
get a giant spider crawled across this.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
I'm gonna smash you. I want to see those toes
more than anything. I want to see those toes more
than I want to be fit.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Yeah, he loves the idea of your seeing your toes
more than he loves pizza.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
And that's a dangerous thing. I'd rather be fat and bloated.
But just if I can see those.

Speaker 8 (17:39):
Toes lifted as your friend, if that's a motivator that
takes you over to the other side and becomes just
a chisel, just specimen of a human, I'm about that
out all.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Right, Well I'll get that. Well, we'll have to finalize
this today. I think because again, it starts on Monday. Yeah,
the Way Less Challenge. We'll have Shirley in here starting
at eight in the morning and we'll do the official
way in the first way in and six weeks it's on.
Oh yeah, I would.

Speaker 8 (18:07):
Like to I would like to sign an official contract
like a nineteen eighties wrestling.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Match, right, I mean we can do that.

Speaker 8 (18:13):
Turn a folding table and you and I sign an agreement,
shake hands like gentlemen, and then starbars.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Well you've got a printer and a folding table, so
you do what you have to do, all.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Right, bef, I'll see when you get your buddy drives it, okay.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
See.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
So yeah, well we'll kick that off on Monday. And yeah,
Tanner Jew and Laura's blubber burn, it's onrevery excited.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
Yeah, but first you must eat, drink and fire missiles
into the sky.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
By the way, one hundred and fifteen million hot dogs
will be consumed over the fourth of July weekend.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Oh wow, So do your part, I mean duty as
an American, as a.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
True American, right, yeah, don't be lazy and hurt our numbers.
I want to tell you about the advocates real fast though,
if you've been in a car accident and dealt with
an insurance company before, you already know they are a
huge headache. You know, you're recovering from injuries and they're
just causing drama, trying to low ball you every time
you ask for cash. And that's why you need to
call the advocates because they're gonna make sure that these

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insurance companies pay you everything that you deserve. That's all
you're asking for. You pay these insurance companies every single
month to help you out when you're in an accident,
So why shouldn't they right, that's literally what you're paying
them for. Reach out to the advocates because Ken and
Donnie been doing this a long time and they know
exactly what to say and exactly what to do to
these insurance companies to make sure that they pay you
what you rowed. They've actually gotten over one hundred million

(19:29):
dollars for their clients because they know what's up. The
insurance companies see the advocates calling there, like, all geez,
we're gonna have to pay up. So the next time
you're in an accident, just keep in mind that you
need more than an attorney. You're gonna need an advocate.
Tell them Tanner Sinha advocateslaw dot COM's a website that's
advocates law dot com.

Speaker 7 (19:48):
And now Bruce Sports.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Bruce Sports.

Speaker 7 (19:50):
Here's Drew Well.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
After news broke that Damian Lillard had been released from
his contract by the Milwaukee Bucks, I'm not just released.
He's gonna get paid every last cent of it. The
question became, where is he going? Will he go to
a contender, Will he come home? Will he'd come back
to where his family is. Well.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Back in twenty twenty four, Lillard, in an interview, admitted
that he was lonely in Milwaukee, being away from his
entire family that was in Portland, where he had spent
eleven seasons and built his forever home. Well, it's still
a lingering question this morning. But the interesting thing is
is we're hearing reports that he prefers to rehab his

(20:34):
achilles injury in Portland, so he doesn't want to be
taken away to another team. He could be ready by
the All Star break, but likely this next season is
kind of wishy washy. It's a good time to mend fences.
You can let Milwaukee pay the man. We can give
him the facilities with the doctors that he's used to,
and after a season or two, we can see how

(20:55):
he feels and if he wants to leave again, then
no hard feelings. But why not a mentor to a
young team while you're trying to get back on the court.
It's just me saying, I think it's all the right reasons.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah, it sounds good to me.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Bring the guy home, and you know he's already in
town somewhere rehabbit it, so.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Hope you know him. Just tell him we love your buddy. Yeah,
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Speaker 1 (21:31):
You're listening to tan Or Drew and Laura Banner Drew
and Laura Laura.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Well, this is something to keep in mind next time
you go to the airports. Apparently your crotch sweats can
set off TSA scanners.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Oh no, if.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
You're from NDA, your crotch, what your Yeah, your swamp
crotch can set off the TSA scanners. Apparently so Apparently,
according to TSA expert SHAWNA. Reddin, body sweat is quote
one of the weirdest things that can set off to you, say, scanners.
She says, it has to do with quote millimeter wave
technology and how the waves bounce off water.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
Oh so if you're swassy enough, you know, like if
you got enough, if you got enough action going, then
it will it'll screw it.

Speaker 10 (22:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Oh, it sounds like it doesn't even have to be
and your your crotch. It could be anywhere. You could
have some armpits sweat lingering, but you see those too
much off.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
Those two spots are on the edge of your legs,
you know, right up those two like basically the armpits
of your legs on the inside. When I wear a
certain style of shorts, they'd search me there every time.
It's like, it's it's a weird nook and cranny. I
think that is easily like thought to be something else. Yeah,
but I love this idea that it sets off scanners.

(22:43):
I just wish they would do something about it because
I'm so sick and tired of sitting next to someone
stinky on the plane that how about they go off
and then you throw them right the hell out the airport.
You toss them a man wipe or something, you know,
like take.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
This dude wipe.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah, you get taken care of. It's set off our
set off our sensors.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
So yeah, but also, I mean, I don't know, I
feel like even if you're not stinky, like sometimes when
it's a hot day, there's a lot of people standing
in line at the airport. Sometimes it's just inevitable.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Like you went to yoga last night.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Yeah, well I would never go straight to the airport
from yoga.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Somebody it was.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
They wouldn't let me through security.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Know what I'm saying that You said that yesterday I
got a little stinky in there.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Oh yeah it did.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
It didn't take long.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
You said, no, it did not.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Why don't they.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Have a sanitation station at the airport? Is like, it
doesn't have to be dude wipes. Baby wipes would suffice
and they can afford it, Like have a little station
where if somebody feels like they're not at their best. Yeah,
they can take because there's nowhere that you can get a.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Free like clean up at the airport. You can go
lap somewhere out of the sink. If I can get
my shoes cleaned to the airport, it should be able
to get my balloon.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Yeah, especially especially since I mean, I guess I don't
know how many layovers we have here in PDX. I
don't know many people come here for layovers, but people
who have long layovers at other airports, it would make
sense that you'd be able to go somewhere and just
tidy up a bit before your next I mean.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Right when you're on the flight, you're probably gonna get swamp. Yeah,
just on the flight, especially if it's a long one.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
And I was wearing the same clothes. After I get
off an airplane, I'm like, get these off.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Does everything's contaminating?

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:17):
And sometimes, depending on where you are and sunny places,
you'll get off on a tarmac and you're like, oh
my god, it is hot. I would love to come
inside and see a sweet baby wipe right there.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Well, hopefully that one day be in the future. But
the way they are with money, that's an extra expense
we don't need. It's a fee I would pay into. Yeah,
me too. That's something I hate smelling that your butt
isn't smelling. I hate smelling people's butt. Like Laura's telling
me the story about going to yoga last night, and
I was like, how far away are you from people?
And she says, sometimes when it's busy, sometimes you're matt

(24:49):
to map and then's somebody's butt right in your face,
and of course you're gonna smell it.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Yeah, it's it's pretty bad, you know. I feel like
at airports it should be like when you get to
Hawaii and they put a lay around your neck after
you get off the plane, they should be like, dude,
what hand you a wife?

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Lay one on your hand? Yeah. Brot Thorst in a
text in and said, oh, usually it's my junk that's
us off the TSA scanners. I'm so sure they always
think I'm packing something.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
No, it's just because you've got sweaty balls.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Yeah, like there's a nest down here, so there you go.
Keep that in mind so when you go to the
TSA that your sweat can set off the scanners. Yeah,
stay caught, do your best, get a bridge. It's too
bad because if you're smuggling drugs. You're likely sweating. That's true.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Now you've got two things to worry about, not just
the nose dirt, but also your sweaty crotch.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
We got some text messages coming in on a McLoughlin
Cheverley text line at nine eight one ninety seven in
the last hour. We were talking about the weight loss
challenge that Beef Water and I are gonna go head
to head on starting on Monday. Yeah, starting at eight am. Actually,
we're gonna weigh ourselves move to move, and we're gonna
be moved to move, and then we're gonna see who
can lose the most weight in six weeks. Yeah, we

(25:57):
have a by the way, the loser's gonna have to
do something, so you know, like if I win, I
feel like a lot of listeners feel like case he
should have to show his toes.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Finally, I feel like that it has been solidified. Yeah,
I haven't heard any other suggestions.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Well, even Beef Oughter this morning was like it sounds
like that's what's going to happen.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
I was truly surprised from the beginning of this, not
the conversation, but this situation.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
He's been He let his shield down on it a
little bit. I think it's because, like, I have the
chance to lose too, and if I lose, they're talking
about putting a transla on my chest, yes, which I
don't feel good about.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
You know, I like both of these options.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
I was thinking about, like, you know what the best ideas.
I was on this bike ride yesterday and I thought
to myself, is there any chance that beef water when
we told him to treat his feet started treating it.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
That's what I think.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
He's going to whip off his socks and they're going
to be beautiful.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Because I was like, if he's been using the ointment.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
But at the same time, he's never going to do that, Like,
no way, he doesn't even put on his right face looks.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Like a baseball yeah, you know what I mean. Like
his skin is so leathery. Yeah, I think even if
he says that's like, you know, a whoozy thing, he also, yeah,
he takes pride in his leathery skin. Already.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
You got a sunburn on his neck the other day
and he's like, I don't use sunscreen.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
This very sweet. I just got the skin of a
muddy elephant at the zoo. Honestly, people. So we got
some text messages coming in on her. McLoughlin Cheverlet text line.
This one says, no shirt or hat for Tanner the
whole show. I got no problem not wearing a hat. Sure,
I feel uncomfortable for anyone. Yeah, yeah, I'd be uncomfortable.
But the plan is to get there someday. But I

(27:38):
don't think I'm gonna get there in six weeks. Yeah, no,
you never know.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
Six weeks is a little I mean, that's like you're
hurting yourself.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Fat Thor says, I want to see Tanner's ariolas for
four hours straight the whole show. Everyone's trying to get
your naked. This textion thirty forty nine says, I think
you got to go and practical. Her jokeals in practical,
I can't say practical joker style. Yeah, and the loser
has to do whatever you guys them up with, which
I love that idea, like we'll get them into a
safe way, yeah, and just do something embarrassing. This one

(28:06):
says I love the transla idea. This one says home alone,
home alone, home alone, because you know that dude had
a translant his face he did. This one says watch.
This is gonna be great. Tanner's gonna lose and then
get someone's pet spider on his chest and then he's
gonna get scared and he's going to react and he's
gonn hulk smash it. Then the person's gonna cry because
there's pet spider's dead.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Wow, that was a long thought there. Hopefully you don't
just murder their pet. But hey, he went up when
you're when you're worried, he can do anything.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Someone asks, what if you tie in the weight loss challenge.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Well, it's a percentage thing, so it's gonna be down
to like all the way down to a fraction of
a percent. If that's a tie, then you can too,
can shake hands and do both.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
I was gonna say, nobody gets I mean that's a
serious I mean the tie is gonna be pretty tough.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah. Yeah, it probably won't happen. But secondary way of
all right, we've judgment I, but we both have to
do our punishment.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Yeah that's what I was the time.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
I mean, I'm fine with that.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
All right, Well that's that's your idea. Yeah, as soon
as I said it was like, son up a bitch. Uh,
someone fat Thor says, I wonder what the color. I
wonder what color he paints his toenails. I don't know
if he will or not. He's too he's like one
of those guys like I don't paint my toenails.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
He doesn't paint his toenails. His toenails look like old
growth wood.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Yeah, he doesn't need to because they're green on there.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, they're already mahogany with no polish on it. I
feel like, just a little bit of polishes all he does.
He needs some pledge, all right. Coming up in a
few minutes, we're gonna talk to beef Fodder and see
what he thinks of the whole punishment idea for the
Way Less Challenge. But that starts on Monday at eight.
We do have your incubistickets coming up here in about
twenty minutes on one of five nine in the Brewer

(29:49):
Drew Laura need E got some talk back messages coming
in thro our iHeart radio app Hey Tanner, get beef
water to show you his toes now. That way he
won't have an appetite for the next five weeks.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
That I could just look at his toes now and
just be disgusted with brilliant It works just like ozembic.
No more appetite now, I don't know. I don't know
if beef Water's been putting ointment on his toes or not.
I would suspect him. No, probably not.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
It was a fleeting thought, you know, But I just
he was so easy to the table about it that
I just went.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Huh, he should though.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
I mean, but you know, and he could like now
that that's on the table, it's possible that he starts
doing it now and in the next six weeks maybe
they clear up them.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
No. I don't even want him doing the ointment.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeah you do.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
You think that's unfair?

Speaker 2 (30:38):
You want an absolute disaster? Where is he? Is he
here yet?

Speaker 3 (30:41):
I don't know. He was driving right, Let me.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Call him again. I want to make sure that he
does not use the ointment if he Uh.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
I was pretty about not having the seerum. Yeah, that
was a big conversation.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yeah, well, I just want to make sure you know
that's fair. I don't trust him.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
You think he'll tell you the truth?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
No, he's going to be round about you get a
straight answer from the guy. Good morning, Hey Boddy, Ahi,
we were just talking. You haven't started with the serum
on your disgusting woodle like toes, have you.

Speaker 11 (31:17):
I I'm researching alternative methods.

Speaker 6 (31:21):
I want to do something natural.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
All right, okay, holistic approach.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Yeah, but don't do any of the until the until
the competition's over, okay, yeah, because I want to see
your toes and they're just you know, in their true
disgusting form.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
How much of an about face that we wanted them fixed,
but now we don't.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
I do want them fixed, just not until I see that.
I know, I know, I need to inspect them as is.
You know, I want to remember them a certain way.

Speaker 6 (31:48):
Oh what am I supposed to do with the five
gallons mint?

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Well you can just put it, yeah, but just hang
tied because in six weeks the competition, the weight loss
challenge between Beef Water and myself will start on Monday,
and then six weeks you'll be able to use all
the ointment. But I plan to destroy you in this
weight loss challenge, and I want to see those toes,
that's right, Okay.

Speaker 9 (32:11):
Well, I've ordered seven different spiders and they're going through
a vigorous training process all exactly where I tell it.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Right, all right, he's got like a little agility course
for this.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
I never agreed to any of that. I agree this
is going to be so important to figure out, Like
we gotta do some research on can you just go
to a pet store and buy a Tranti.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Look, somebody, somebody in I'm sure has a tarantula.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Beef seems to be one hundred percent about it.

Speaker 8 (32:39):
So it's fine only only because I've seen him for
sale at the pet store in the Vancouver mall.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Can you get one of those fighting ones? You know,
the ones that you guys know. I have really a
matter recknophobia And this is a great topic for me
right now that this text message says I think Tanner
should email his dad once and for all. I'd brother
do that in the trend.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Okay, we we said that, but we don't know for sure.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
I was going to do that anyway, And there's a
massive conflict overseas does it have to be this?

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Six weeks might not be the right time?

Speaker 8 (33:12):
And also like who's to say that's not just going
to an email that Tanner set up?

Speaker 2 (33:18):
That's true. I will show you where I got the email.
I'm not I'm not a liar like you. I'm an
honest human pain see it's right here, lay off. How
could that be fake? I like the tarantula, but also
you know it's up to you, guys, it's your bet.
I'm just a I'm just a civilian.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
We could let a tarantula crawl on Tanner's stomach while
he's writing an email to his dad.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
All right, you know, everyone just wouldn't be able to concentrate.
All right, bee water, we'll see when you get here.
But just no, sir, no ointment on those toes until
I destroy you.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Hands off the toes.

Speaker 8 (33:57):
Well, yeah, all right, there is there he is wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Toe man himself? Yeah, gotta beat him and so we
can see those things.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
God, now it's got me thinking though, like what if
he's just been lying the whole time? Like what if
his toenails have cleared up and they're nice?

Speaker 2 (34:13):
I don't think sore Drew said that.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
They know that was like years ago.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
It was years ago. But he's he's clearly embarrassed by it.
You can tell you what. It whipped a sock off
out of annoyance.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
At some point, maybe he's like you, I mean, I've
never seen your toes, Tanner.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Well, because they're too beautiful and be put to shame.
This is toe lady over there. That's my toes are beautiful.
My whole my whole foot section is beautiful.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
The whole region of foot area is very nice.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
My foot is so white though, Like said, I've been
riding my bikes, like at the ankle, I have the
tan line, and you know this weekends all flippy floppy
at the water stuff. So I got to figure out
what I'm gonna do with these bad boys.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Uh yeah, my legs and feet are so white. Actually
laid on the deck for a couple of minutes yesterday
just so I could get some sort of.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
I'm like, I'm like a ghost. Like every time I
see my legs, I'm like, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Laura's like Casper, Yeah, like you see through my skin.
Go outside.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
I do go outside.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
She doesn't like. She goes out there and paddle boards
all the.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Time, and she like tan a little, but like not
not how most people tan.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Yeah yeah, well all right, Uh let's see this text
Smith from twenty eight twenty four says Drew and Laura
should be the ones who decide the punishments with no
input from Beef or Tanner. I say bring back puddle patrol. Oh,
I'd love to do puddle patrol, just like.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
This is wrong to me, this is the wrong.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
I'd be the one we have they shoot a needle
out of that thing and hit me in the head.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Yeah, and Lord's right, puddle patrol. We need to It
needs to be raining, and then we need a giant
puddle somewhere in the city and then we'll put somebody
next to it and let listeners drive by and splash them. Yeah,
puddle patrol in August might be tough. Let's go to
line one. It's tanner to you and Laura. Good morning.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Hi there.

Speaker 12 (35:57):
Yeah, I was just calling to ask about a weird
al ticket giveaway that was a few weeks back. I
noticed that the winner was not announced on the Instagram
and I was wondering if that had been announced elsewhere.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Thank you for taking the show to a complete screaching hope. Great. Uh,
you're gonna have to just we'll put you on hold.
We'll figure it off here. I don't know what to
tell you right now, okay, perfect. I realized that it
wasn't announced on the Instagram and no, maybe it just
hasn't happened yet. Yeah, or maybe you didn't win. Yeah,
maybe announcements announced.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
I mean, I do get it. Weird al those are
hot tickets.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
I want to see Weird Out live Drew sy him,
he says he was great. Yeah, he's a baller, So
all right, we'll have those. Uh what, I don't know whatever.
I'm just astrad about the spider right now. I'm in
my head about the tranchila. Yeah, technically though they're so cute.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
I think they're kind of cute.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
They're definitely the spider that grosses me out the least.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
What if we put like a little bow tie on him.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
No, it's not gonna make it any cuter mm hm,
but they still could, Like they still creep me.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
What little shoes on? So he wears like eight little
shoes and he's just like tap dance and tap tap
tap tap all over your belly.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
I feel like I feel like he needs to touch
bear skin, like not your face necessarily.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
So you're saying I should hold it or yeah, like
your like I let it crawl up your arm or something.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Oh my god, yeah, I say, there's like a time limit,
like thirty seconds of hell scenario where like you let
the spider from where it wants.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Oh my god, I'm looking at videos of translats right now,
and Bro, I'm having a hard time with this. This
is there. They are big, and they're they're furry hair.
I guess the question is what spider do you hate more?

Speaker 11 (37:37):
Well?

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Those are poisonous, like a hobo spider.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
Well, there's a lot of ones in my garden that
would drive you bananas.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
I mean, so you're saying.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Tarantula is too easy, then, no, that's what I'm hearing said.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
I'm getting sweaty palms thinking about this right now. It's
like I'm watching a porn parkore video on a rooftop. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
And I just figured the Transla would be the easier
one to get, you know, because like I don't know
about collecting spiders.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Fat Thors says, since we're talking about harsh punishments, can
we get a thirty seconds of hell today? Yeah? Sure
we will do that. We'll just have to figure out
who's it gonna be, Laura or Drew. Wow, what do
you say? But I don't don't turn the tables. We're
just trying to find you aupunish this is unfair. We
later moment, it's Tanner doing Laura on the Brew. Happy Wednesday,
you're Tanner.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Drew and Laura Tanner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Oh sorry, i was looking at pictures of spiders and
I'm just grossed out Right now, I'm trying to overcome
my fear and it's working. Hey, torture poison. It's one
of five nine the brew Tanner doing Laura. All right,
So we got some text messages coming in on the
McLoughlin Cheveley text line. We also have some talkback messages.
Let's get to the talkbacks.

Speaker 7 (38:46):
First, Happy hump Day, Brew Crew.

Speaker 13 (38:49):
If Tanner loses, uh, I think you should have to
wear Beef's coconut bra into the a crop and eat
a whole cheeseburger.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Big.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
The cheeseburger part would be fine, but the coconut he's
talking about the coconut bra that that Beef Water war
when he was in a you know, dressed as.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
A mermaid costume. Yeah it's a good idea.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yeah all right. Well the spider thing I'm not a
huge fan of. And this guy actually said the point.
He says, like, so, okay, if I lose the weight
loss challenge to Beef Water, that means a transhila has
to crawl across my body at some point, and this
guy is recommending the type of transula to use. What's up, dude, Hey,
how you doing. I'm all right.

Speaker 9 (39:34):
I would suggest the Chilian rose hair.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Okay. And why is that?

Speaker 9 (39:41):
Well, they're calm, they're fairly large, but not overpoweringly so.
And they don't tend to jump.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Oh my god, jumping spider. That'd be fun.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Yeah, which one? Yeah, the name of the jumping one.

Speaker 9 (40:00):
It's on their prey. They can be skinnish, so they'll
try to get away. They'll jump, you know.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Not Oh no, not fun first, you know, but I
think that's exactly what we're looking for. No, it's not
one that's.

Speaker 14 (40:13):
Just one.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Sedated and just sits there. That's what I want. Yeah,
you want the safari part, Yeah, I want the version.
Uh what about like that spider? Does it bite?

Speaker 1 (40:23):
You know?

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Is a point? If it can? I die if it
bites me.

Speaker 14 (40:27):
No, No, you're not going to die if you bite
you And uh, most of the time ninety nine percent
of the time, tranchos aren't going to bite anyway. There's
only a few species of tarantulas that would actually might
try to bite your finger if you put your hand.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
In the tanko man, and they're not going to kill
you anyway. If they bite you right, it would just hurt.

Speaker 9 (40:52):
No, there's just just a few species of fighters in
the world even that are venomous enough to hurt a person.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
See, it's like it's it would hurt less than a
beasting in my mind, because it's doesn't.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Yeah, is that comparable.

Speaker 9 (41:09):
For the most part. Yet, you know, most of them
are going to be anywhere less than the beasting to wash,
you know or it.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
I'm looking at one on the internet. It's black and
it's got like orange on it. It's really cute. Do
you know what kind of that one is?

Speaker 2 (41:26):
The one with the orange the history the picture, No,
no one in the history of ever has said cute
about a.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Try this one's pretty cute. It looks think he's like
getting ready for Halloween or something.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
You know, what is the fur?

Speaker 3 (41:37):
What?

Speaker 1 (41:37):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (41:38):
I don't know what that is? Is it fuzzy or
is it like kind of course?

Speaker 9 (41:41):
Actually, and that's if you see a tyrantual with its
butt bear, that's because they typically their main defense is
to flick those hairs out like you know porcupine quills.
They flick those hairs out into their predators eyes.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
And so I don't want. I don't want. I don't
want to get a transl of hair your face. You're
a big guy.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Well off and also just don't make the transla mad.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
But you love animals. Treat it like a dog. You
guys are killing I have sweaty palms right now. I
want to just slow down. So are you in or what?

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Well?

Speaker 2 (42:22):
I have no choice if he wants. I want to
see his toes more than anything. And I think I'm
gonna beat him. So I don't think the transl.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
Honestly, that's a pretty good it's a pretty good trade.
And yeah, you're gonna beat him anyway, you guys. I'm
I'm just crawling in my skin over here. I'm trying
to like keep it together, but I'm crawling and.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Don't stress over something that hasn't happened yet, I know,
but just the.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Thought of it, you know. And this guy's talking about
the details of it, all right, I gotta go very educated.
I appreciate it. Do you still have translas? Are you
done with that?

Speaker 9 (42:50):
Used to own a bunch, but not anymore. I sent
your picture on Instagram of my salmon bird eater let
me look.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
At it, he said, was it my personal or the tanner?

Speaker 7 (42:59):
Joe?

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Laura one?

Speaker 9 (43:02):
Laura?

Speaker 2 (43:02):
All right, hang on, letna go to that real quick.
What kind of spider is this?

Speaker 9 (43:06):
Salmon? Bird eater?

Speaker 2 (43:10):
That sounds like it? Can you eat a bird like
a giant bird and salmon sounds like?

Speaker 3 (43:16):
No?

Speaker 9 (43:16):
It's the color of their hair, the fur on their back.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Oh my god, those are beast Oh dude, you have
one of those.

Speaker 9 (43:26):
Legs band you?

Speaker 2 (43:31):
WHOA, that's crazy? Does he own one of these?

Speaker 3 (43:34):
He used to? Oh yeah, but you sound like, my god,
I sound like the type of guy, though, who knows?
You sound like the type of guy who knows where
to get a tarantula if we needed one.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
We need a loaner. Hanging the phone up, he says,
the pet store. I gotta go, buddy thinks if we
get a.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Chanel from the pet store, somebody has to keep the tarantula. Tanner.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Yeah, I love pets. Thanks. You've gotta go thro once for.

Speaker 9 (44:00):
That thing, and you need place to put it afterwards.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Just give me a call, Okay, Okay, so there you go. Okay,
this text says it's gonna be so funny when that
transla gets loose in the studio and hear all screaming
for your lives.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Yeah, we're all just like standing on the desk in here.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Oh dude, I'd be out of the building. I'm leaving
the building and I'm not coming back until it's for
sure exterminated or cotton removed.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
You know what I do feel though, if a transha
got loose in here would probably kill all. Like the
annoying buzz.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
I'd rather have the bugs. No, it's like big enough
that I could hit that thing with a broom and
the thing would be done. All right, we need callers
tenn eleven. We're gonna play sex Toy Firework coming up
next for your shot at Incubus Tickets eight six, six,
four four, five one five nine. I'm having a hard time.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
You're listening to Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura, Laura.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
All right, Tanner, Drew and Laura's first ever blubber burn
is gonna kick off Monday morning at eight am. Beef
Watering myself would be going head to head for six
week weight loss challenge. We're gonna see who can lose
the most weight in six weeks. Yeah, it's gonna be
by body fat percentage. Yes, so I don't know how
they do all that, but we're gonna let we're gonna
let surely take care of that.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Yeah, you're about to find out, yeah from G three
three baby.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
So yes, I guess we're gonna go meet her today
and get all our you know, measurements and all of
our details to her, you know, like see where we're
at physically, and then she's gonna work on a plan
for us.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
I really like her vibe. You know, she feels like
somebody who you know. You get in there and you're like, okay,
this is a is a positive environment.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
You like her when I when you meet her on Monday.
This one says this the Tanner's punagement should be Tarantula's plural.
How about I block you from our text? Lin seventy
three o eight says, what about Australian huntsman spiders that
eat birds? Come on, dude, I'm not trying to go
to a hospital those.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
I mean, Tanner has specifically said he never wants to
go to Australia. I'll never go to that for the spiders. Yeah,
we need some great idea.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
I think I think there's a happy medium in there.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
Somewhere because you don't want the spider that's so agitated
and running around that we can't.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Get it to do what we need it to do.
Sounds like someone's on my side though, and says, you know,
I have such bad acmophobia, and if this is cruel
and unusual punishment, the spider should be off limits.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
I don't think so. I think it's it's you face
your fears.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
Yeah, yeah, and this isn't I feel like some spiders
you know where I don't know if it's a black
widow or not. That scares me more for you, you know,
like if i'm if I'm worrying about your health. Yeah, yeah,
I don't think the tarantula is going to hurt you.
It's just your own what you might do to yourself,
like with your breathing or your heart.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
We'll bring it in hailer. Okay, oh good. Well, I'm
I don't plan on losing, so I don't want to
lose either. I'm on seeing those gross ass toes of
beef waters. That's what I plan on seeing. Yeah, this,
you can put that whole. You can be the William
Wallace of that. Don't even worry about contacting a spider person.
You're not gonna need it, all right, like.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
Talk, big talk.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
All right, we gotta play our game called sex toy, fireworks.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Sex toy or firework, sex toyal firework, sex toyal firework,
sex toy firework.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
We've got five items here. Some are sex toys, some
are fireworks. You just have to tell us which is
which to win the tickets to go see Incubus when
they take over the Cuthbert Amphitheater and Eugene coming up
on the sixteenth. Yeah, buddy, let's go to our listener calling. Sorry, Sean,
where are you calling from? Calling from Portland? All right, too,
big Sean. You just have to tell us which it

(47:40):
is a firework or sex toy, and you gotta get
three out of five to win.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Okay, okay, all right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Are you ready. By the way, have you got any
fireworks or sex oys recently?

Speaker 7 (47:51):
No?

Speaker 2 (47:52):
All right, well it's a you got a big weekend
coming up. Anything can happen. Yeah, I'm gonna get some
fireworks tomorrow. That's what I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 10 (48:00):
Okay, Wow, Okay, you gotta be a nightmare. I was
gonna say go today. I still have time and honestly,
it's the day of the traffic day before the fourth.
You'll scruise right in and out, no problem, all right?

Speaker 2 (48:12):
You tell us? Is this a sex toy or firework? Sean?
It's called corruption? Two point zero corruption?

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Two point oh, I'm gonna go sex toys?

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Is that a sex toy?

Speaker 7 (48:26):
Man?

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Rough start? Sorry? How does it firework? My friend? All right, Sean?
Sex toy or firework? This is called whoa baby?

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Firework?

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Is that a firework?

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Man?

Speaker 2 (48:43):
There's a firework?

Speaker 6 (48:44):
One and one?

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Sex toy firework? Sean. This is called the pork tender bang? Yes,
the pork tender bangu.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Choked on his cough.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Is that a sex toy?

Speaker 1 (48:57):
He said?

Speaker 7 (49:00):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Is a firework?

Speaker 10 (49:01):
Sir?

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Could have gone either way? One of the great names
of our time, Sean. Is this a sex toy or firework?
This item is called the pipe dream? The pipe dream?

Speaker 9 (49:14):
See that you think that would be a fireworks?

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Is that a sex Toy's alive? And the gking. It
comes down to this. You get this last one wrong.
You have to listen to us. Give your incubist tickets
to somebody who did nothing, Sean. The item is called
stand firm. Is that a sex toy or fireworks stand firm?

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Firework?

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Is that a firework? Finally a winning? Yesterday too? Didn't
we was yesterday a winner? I think so, I think.
Let me go to the notes.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
It was.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Finally all right, congratulations Sean. You just got yourself tickets
to go see incubists down in your gene.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
There.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
It is nice, all right, A little comeback there at
the end. Yeah, dude, hang on the phone, we'll get
your info. What was the name of that one in
the middle, the pork tender bang? I love that? How
do you not know?

Speaker 3 (50:11):
That's a firework. That's one of my favorites.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
You don't get it every year. That's pretty great? All right?
Coming up at the top of the hour, we're gonna
get you another keyword for your shot at one thousand
dollars from the Casquatch. You and Laura Abby Wednesday, got
the fourth of July coming up on Friday. I'm so
excited going to the beach, gonna go hang out on

(50:35):
Lincoln City for a couple of days. Laura's gonna go
camping in j. C. Johnkston City. Found herself a dope
little yurt. Yeah, and she's just gonna hang hang tight
in Portland, and I'm gonna go out the family and
watch the fireworks right here, right here in town. It's
cool that I like all like my my neighborhood does
a little firework show, all these neighborhoods and then might
not be the biggest, you know, but they're fun and

(50:57):
it's uh, you know, especially if it's like in your backyard.
You can just sit in your backyard and watch them totally. Yeah,
And it's kind of cool.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
At the end of the firework display where I watched,
you get a bunch of cowboys at the end who
want to do their mini shows as you're leaving, so
you kind of get an extra show on the way out.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
Right.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
It's pretty cool and beef fodd. This is gonna be
a very important Fourth of July for us because it's
our last fourth before our diet. Yeah, and then we
gotta we gotta, we gotta get it together.

Speaker 6 (51:23):
Crack down, I know, Monday crackdown.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Yeah, six six week diet we're going to be doing,
and we're gonna see who can lose the most weight
and the loser is going to have to do some
sort of punishment if I win, which I'm pretty sure
is going to happen. Beef Foter's got you should think
of it. Beef Water's got to show us those toes finally,
those gross toes, show them toes.

Speaker 6 (51:42):
Yes, yeah, And.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Are you confirming that you will do that if you
lose this?

Speaker 6 (51:46):
I yes, I have. I don't know you've come to
terms of this. Yeah, Like I knew this was where
it was going to go in my heart. I fought
it for a while, but I know that Tanner's just
going to keep his boot on.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
My remind me of Saddam in the end, like how
he was. I'm willing to negotiate. I feel like, you know,
I'm going to the gallows. I've been in a spider
hole for nine days.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
That is the first time though, that we've gotten a yes,
because every other time we've asked, he's kind of danced around.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
I felt so I fell to the waters break or
I guess the levee break or whatever. I felt the
turning of the the turning of the tides the other day,
and I was like, I think we can get it.

Speaker 6 (52:26):
That was my spirit breaking, is what.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Yeah, it was. It just slowly crumbled before our feet. Now,
if beef water winds which of course is possible, not likely,
but very possible that I have to have a tarantula
and I've got sever arachnophobia.

Speaker 6 (52:38):
Crawl on your bare chest, not bear chest.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
I will hold it in my bare hand. What about
a T shirt cave where you letting go absolutely not
crawl under my shirt?

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Yeah, T shirt cave absolutely well, right, yeah, but I
mean the T shirt cave that that lends itself to, Like,
don't you.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Know where the cave it is? We got three oats
now people need to see it.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
They're gonna crosses.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Everyone calmed down doing like a little thing. Sure, I
told you you could have a crawl across my chest
and or I will hold it in my hand, which
it is already like I'm sweating palms, sweaty palms thinking
about it. So this thought just came up. I hadn't
even thought of a T shirt cave and just a.

Speaker 6 (53:22):
Quick little scroll through the cave we got to talk
about we gotta talk about.

Speaker 7 (53:27):
Hurt radio Morning Brew crew.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
I don't know if it's just me or I think
I can feel the anxiety from Tanner through the freaking radio.

Speaker 7 (53:36):
Yeah, bro, have a good day, guys.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
It's hard right now. My anxiety is up. Yeah, it'll
be one of the you're gonna win.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
How do you say that with beef water sitting right here,
I'm trying.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
To I would say you both need to think like that. Yeah,
but I'm gonna no chance you're gonna have to do
these things.

Speaker 6 (53:53):
I'm gonna go back again to he's done it before,
he's lost a bunch of weight before, so he's got
he's got it on his side, not me.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
But I think the fact that you've never done it before,
the weight may just fall right now.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
I don't think so. I think because he's never died
it before, might just his body might go into shock
and shut down completely, is what I think is gonna happen.

Speaker 6 (54:14):
Well, I mean there's only one way to find out. Yeah,
and that's gonna come Monday.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
If my heart stops, we're gonna do the way in
Monday morning at eight am, and surely from uh threety
three will be here and we'll be Yeah, we'll figure
it out. That's gonna be The embarrassing part is just
to see what I weigh right now, Like I know
what I weigh right now, but like to have you
guys know is going to be embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
Yeah, it's fine. I don't even know how much men weigh,
you know what I mean. I look at that.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
So it's not gonna be It's SnO big deal.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
I'll tell you this. My doctor told me I should
be between one hundred and seventy five and one hundred
and eighty five.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
So you're not between those numbers.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Not between those numbers. You don't do a competition if
you've already hit the doctor's number. Laura, Well, I'm just yeah,
you're trying to rub it in to make sure do
it over there.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
That I understood. So the question is, though, uh. Tanner
mentioned earlier that Americans will eat one hundred and fifty
million hot talks over the weekend. How many of those
are going to be from beef water.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
You're gonna have dogslizzies?

Speaker 6 (55:08):
Yeah, I'm probably gonna really try hard to see if
I can't knock out sixty three dogs.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
You're gonna go a full chestnw fourth of July.

Speaker 6 (55:18):
Well, I'm not gonna probably do it with that speed,
but I'm gonna start early.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
You're gonna wet the buns, yeah, and.

Speaker 6 (55:22):
I'm just gonna wet the bed dogs all day. Yeah, No,
I'm good, Ankles.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
I'm just gonna enjoy myself this weekend. I'm not gonna
worry about it. I'm gonna throw back. The hard part
for me is not gonna because I drink on like
Friday and Saturday night. It's really time the only time
I really have beers. That's gonna be the hard part.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
Well, that and you're going to the Coast, which is
the same coast I always go to, and I find
that you have to eat out all the time, and
it's Coast food is very rich.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Yeah, it's like heavy. Everything's just like did I just
eat nine pounds? No, I'm definitely gonna eat some pasta
this weekend. I love pasta, like especially bar pasta. I
love bar pasta like middle of the road, not that
great pasta. It's very good to me.

Speaker 6 (55:59):
Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
And so I'll go to just a little Ball one
of the worst things.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
You can just dump some canned fredo on their baby
love stirred up microwave it.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
Give me a couple of breadsticks. Yeah, just want I
want my side to hurt when I leave this place,
that's right. Do we want to have any bets on
what the starting weight's going to be. I have no
idea what I weigh, Like legit, I no idea what
I weigh. Honestly, so people's weights perplex me. I have
I have a feeling. I have a feeling you're gonna
be between one seventy five and one ninety.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
Okay, I think one seventy five is physically impossible for him.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
In my mind right now, I think that's too I
think it's too thinking.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
It's just because that's ten pounds different. I'm not saying
that I'm in the greatest shape. He's got ten pounds
different than me, is.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
In between at least one eighty to two hundred. That's
that's got to be similar.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
We need yeah, we need it. We need exact numbers
if we're gonna. If we're gonna, i'd say that. I'd
say he's one eighty eight, like.

Speaker 6 (57:00):
The price is right Rando numbers.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Seven on a beef.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
I'm going to say one ninety two, so that.

Speaker 6 (57:11):
If I was over two hundred, like I would be appalled,
Like I don't I don't know how I would handle
that information.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
When's the last time you hit a scale? And I
know I don't do it often.

Speaker 6 (57:19):
It's been a considerable amount of time.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Here's the thing. I just took offense because I am
over to I know that I'm over too, but.

Speaker 6 (57:26):
I've never been like I'm My entire life has been
one thirty five one forty five.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
So yeah, you will never eat against anybody.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Yeah, and you guys carry weight differently, so it has
nothing to do with you or your frame.

Speaker 6 (57:37):
I'm just talking about my like for very me to hit.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Guys haven't gotten on the scale yet, never was getting all.
I'm very insulted, get out of here, checking out.

Speaker 6 (57:45):
Like it's the equivalent of like Taco Bell being fifty
dollars now, Like I just can't compute it in my
mind right for me to be two hundred pounds, I
would be like, holy smokes, where did I go?

Speaker 7 (57:54):
Rong?

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (57:54):
I bought Taco Bell a week ago for two people
and spent thirty seven dollars.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
You should never, under any circumstance be spending thirty seven
dollars at Taco Bell.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
No, that's just that. And all I got were two burritos,
a chip and cheese, a drink and then whatever she got. Yeah,
it's it's so insane. It might have been. It might Okay,
it might have been thirty one dollars, doesn't matter.

Speaker 6 (58:19):
So it was the same. There was a time where
you would have thought that was impossible to hit that
number at the dolls.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
On the menu. Back in Taco Bell. If you ate
thirty one dollars back in the day, you would die.
You needed a trailer, Yeah, you would. You would go
into a coma, like a food coma if you ate
thirty one dollars at Taco Bell back of the day.
But now food the game has changed, all right. So Monday,
it is going to begin the first ever Tanner jew
and Laura blubber burn the Bloom. And we did have
a jingle yesterday. I'll pull that up like it did,

(58:50):
singing it again. I know it was one of them.
It was impromptu. It can only be done. I don't
think you could ever get it again. But yes, that'll
start Monday, and you know I'm nervous, but we'll what happens.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
This is so exciting. This is the first day of
the rest of your lives.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
So did we settle on the bet? Yeah? I think
that we can love all right, So tummy cave or no, no, no, no, no,
I'll either let it shut up, I'll let it crawl
across my chest and I'll hold it in my hand.

Speaker 6 (59:16):
Crawl through the bottom of your shirt, out the neck
into your hand.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
No, up the pant leg first.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
If you guys want to if you pick at a
pick of time, if you want to do thirty seconds,
do you think thirty seconds? Or should we do ninety minutes? So?
Is this on it on his arm, on his face
and not on my face?

Speaker 3 (59:33):
It starts I think it starts on his Tom Tom.

Speaker 6 (59:35):
We're gonna we're gonna unleash the tarantula and then and
then start Titanic on VHS.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
We got to stop halfway and change change the tape.
You guys, this is why I cannot lose this thing. Yeah,
you got you gotta win this. We've got to see
those toes and fulfill the prophecy. Yeah, because if I
if I win, that doesn't that a lot of people
are gonna be satisfied because I get to see Casey's toes. Yeah,
you're egging. You have to win and compare uson and
to us finally getting an ending to that story.

Speaker 6 (01:00:02):
And that's it's my job here. I'm here for the
people to be humiliated and uh to just a little
life of embarrassment on the radio. That is my shot.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
You know what, Tanner is rarely humiliated, so I.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Would love talking about every day I humiliated.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Love to see Tanner have to wear a tarantula.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
All right, you got to wear a tarantula around your
neck for an entire week. Lore likes to see me suffer.
I think Drew doesn't admit it, but he secretly likes
to see me Soffer. I don't mind it. So anyway,
we'll find out. We'll find out. I want to see
you two both not want to do this enough to
where you were just so dialed that there is no
no doctor Pepper. There's going to be no left of

(01:00:41):
Coca Cola in your mind now, just salad. This text
message says, oh my god, hell no, leave Tanner alone.
I hate spiders. This one says, whoever starts the steroids
first is definitely going to win. This one says, I
would rather jump off a cliff and let a spider
crawl on me. Pep Waters acting like liver king over here?
What the hell? This guy says, the t shirt cave

(01:01:01):
destroyed me about wrecked my car? Oh God, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
Why we're not doing this. While he's driving you a T.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Shirt cave right, T shirt cave well, shirt cave well,
I'll be back. So these guys might not be in him.

Speaker 7 (01:01:18):
And now Bruce Sports, here's Drew.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Everybody's just loitering around trying to figure out what's gonna
happen with Damian Lillard.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
And I would ease people's minds and say he's in
no rush. He has a torn achilles. He's now a
free agent. He can pick any team he wants. But
one thing that is comforting when you go through all
the talking heads and they've written their articles almost immediately
after he was released.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Top landing spots, Top landing Spots, Well, the Blazers are
on that list almost every time because there's no place
like home. You know what it's like, go to summer camp,
totally bummed, missing your family, you want to go back.
He's been in Milwauke, He's been at summer camp in Milwaukee,
Wisconsin for two years.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
That's like it's being sent to Siberia. So let's hope
he comes back to Portland. But don't expect an answer
anytime soon.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
But if he is.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
Thinking about it, the city still loves him, and probably
more than any one individual player in any market outside
of people like Lebron James. I mean, Portland loves Damian
Lillard and that remains unchanged.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
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warning label, like if your body were to come with
a warning label, what would that warning label say? We'll

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take your calls after skid row standard to and Laura
on the Brew.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
You're listening, Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
All right, Laura found this funny article online the other
day and it was like, if We all came with
warning labels. What would your personal warning label say? Yeah,
like Drew's you, you would probably say never stop talking.
That's nice of you. Not a party, you know, you're Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
You are a chatterbox, which I actually appreciate because that
takes the pressure off me.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Yeah, yeah, I do not shut up. That warning label
is earned, like mine would probably say, already comes defective,
already broken zero days since his last accident. So I
don't know what would your What would your warning label say?
Eight six six four four five one o five nine
is the phone number? Of course everything comes with a
warning label these days because some idiot did something dumb
and that's why they have to put it on there.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
Don't use your hair dryer in the shower.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Okay, good to know, But what would yours say? Ninety
one nine to seven is our McLoughlin Cheverlet text line.
You can also shootus a talk back through our iHeart
Radio app. Laura, you were, you know, in our promo
yesterday you were saying that yours.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
Was that's probably that's probably. I mean that you hit
the nail right on the head with that one, which
was I cannot be help responsible for what my face
says yeah, which is like, this is why I need
to have my camera off in teams, meetings and things
like that, because I don't have to say anything at
all to say everything, and she.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Looks like she's just so annoyed. And there are times
if you watch the live video stream online and she
when I'm talking, she was because you wants to murder me?

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Yeah, the RBF is real.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
And sometimes even when I'm not mad, I still look
like that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Yeah you got my face? Sure, sure it's all right
because it doesn't.

Speaker 6 (01:04:44):
Look like it.

Speaker 10 (01:04:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
So yeah, would you consider her to have an RBG?

Speaker 6 (01:04:49):
Laura can definitely what is it rb RBG is.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
A great sandwich downtown for that's very good.

Speaker 6 (01:04:55):
Yeah, she definitely can give some frosty.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Look everyone's I was like, oh, when when I first
met you, I thought you didn't like me, And I'm like,
what are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (01:05:02):
Felt that way? I believe Tanner? Did you feel that way?

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
I still, well, you can lean in.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Well, I mean that's accurate.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
I just really don't like you, like because she because
she does it all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
I just pass it off as oh, she's not mad,
even though she's probably mad at whatever I just said.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
I'm like, oh, yeah, that's just the face. What would
I just live in this bliss? What would your warning
label say, Drew? I think you nailed it, okay, and
I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
I can't really think of a better one than uh
ask questions, gid answers.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
He never shuts up beef water.

Speaker 6 (01:05:33):
What would your one probably caution unfiltered sarcasm.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
That's truecause sometimes you cannot tell if he's being serious
or not. And I've seen people literally just turn around
and walk away from beefwaughter because they thought he just
insulted them. Yeah, but he's joking. You know, I'm just
playing around.

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
I guess I could be there along that line, but
more like hard truth incoming, you know, Like I think
that could be a good warning.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
Will make friends feel uncomfortable, That's what beef faughters will say.
Because he'll be at a grocery store, Like we'll go
to Subway and he'll just start a bit with the
person working there, and I can't tell if he's joking
or not.

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
He'll go all in on something that's it's not just
meant to make them feel uncomfortable's meant for you, as
the other guests to feel uncomfortable.

Speaker 6 (01:06:13):
I'll enjoy their discomfort to You're like Sasha baron Co America.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
You're running around in a boor at costume. Yeah, what
would your warning people say? On this article that Laura found,
There are some funny ones here, like this person said
their warning label would say, we'll tell you information you
do not want to know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
Oh yeah, get a couple of drinks in me, or
put me on the Donkey Show.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
I'll just start sharing. I'm the same one saying when
I get drunk, I just i very I get very
happy and talkative and stuff falls out. I just say
things I regret the next morning.

Speaker 6 (01:06:42):
You're like, when Laura's drinking, she hits like a different year.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
Yes she does. She's nice to me when she's drinking.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
Oh stop, what do you mean a different you?

Speaker 6 (01:06:51):
Like you're you just get kind of intense.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
What do you mean it's not not you're like a bat.

Speaker 6 (01:07:01):
You're in it all the way, you know what I mean? Like,
you're just down for the evening. Whatever is about the house. See,
you're in after a couple of pots, like a golden retriever.
You're just down for whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Everything.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
It just sounds like a good idea, and you get
more and you get more chatty. I do get more
outgoing when I mean the liquid courage thing is real
for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
This warning label, this person said their warning their personal
warning label would say not responsible. Oh that we are,
that's laws. This one is will overshare inappropriate finer details
of entire life story. I do have a tendency to overshare,
you know. I just am very comfortable talking about personal things.
I always have been. Yeah, and I'll realize I'll see

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in their face, oh, crossed the line that I just
gave you too much. I've said too much that back. Yeah,
And I do it a lot because I'm very comfortable
with people and I just don't care, you know. And
you're in the trust tree. I feel like I'm in
the trust of everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
They about face and walk away. You know you've said
to in.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
This tree, this person said, their warning label would say
end of sentence, maybe farther away than it appears. That's funny.
That's a good one. Let's go to line one. Is
this who is this?

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
Donhi? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Sorry don Hi? Don I see now?

Speaker 6 (01:08:18):
How are you guys?

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
This twenty very well done? Tell us what would your
warning label say, if you were to come with one.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
We'll clean up after you, will clean up after you.
Oh wow, sounds like she's a catch.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Yeah, that sounds great.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
Put that on a dating profile.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Yeah, that's what you should put on a That would
be good. Like my warning able says we'll clean up
after you, and so many slobs are going to hit
you up. Yeah all right, did not help it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
I'm just like a freak.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Yeah, thanks for sharing this one. We got another text
from zero two zero one. It says their warning label
would say may contain alcohol.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
Yeah did that come from fat thora because there's no
may in that sentence?

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Zero two zero one. This one came from thirty nine
to fourteen. It says, good morning, brew crew, My morning.
My warning label would say doesn't tolerate stupidity. M okay,
it's fair like you're not having it. This warning label says.
This person's winning label from thirty one fifty six says, uh,

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you're not entering the rainforest. It's quite hairy and scary,
but also wet, damp and dark. Watch your thousand notes, Tola,
what that was?

Speaker 6 (01:09:29):
That's a note for the Tramp's going to crawl your damp,
dark cave.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
That's gross. Okay, don't say that, just reminding him already. Plus,
it's not gonna happen because I plan on beating you
in this weight loss competition. So just just get ready
for those toes. If you want to shave your feet,
I don't know what you got going on. Yeah, you
got six weeks to get those in work.

Speaker 6 (01:09:48):
And tell that to the tummy tickler, big boy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
They got some talkback messages coming in thro our iHeartRadio.

Speaker 6 (01:09:53):
Guess by a warning label it would say results may
vary day to day.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Yeah, I feel like the same, same for all of us. Yeah,
because one day we're really motivated to be something. The
next day it's like we're gonna put that on hold.
Not so one day we sound like an okay show,
the other day we sound like we belong in Roanoke, Virginia. Yeah,
which we are waiting for that call. Yeah, come on,
we're available. Another talkback coming in.

Speaker 7 (01:10:18):
My warning label you already know it.

Speaker 13 (01:10:22):
Warning, do not leave unattended around redheads bing bang.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
This guy loves redad. Sure, yes he does. Another talk
back through our Heart radio app. Of course you consider
us one. Just download that I Heeart Radio wap for
your cell phone. It's free.

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
Hey, lord, don't feel bad.

Speaker 10 (01:10:40):
When my son was in middle school, he told me
my face was like it had a default button set
on bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Oh wow, son is savage. That's fine, damn son. Yeah,
so why don't you reset that made?

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
But though I kind of like it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
I saw this video I'll have to play later on
this morning. It was an eighth grade school teacher sharing
the things that her kids has said to her. And
it's the funniest thing you'll ever hear. Oh yeah, I
have middle schoolers of the worst. Yeah, here's another talk
back we got.

Speaker 6 (01:11:11):
My label would read if I don't tease you, I
don't like you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
I kind of feel the same way, like I pick
on in a playful way with people who I really like.
You know, I it's a joke, just joking around.

Speaker 6 (01:11:23):
I have a tendency to do the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
Yeah, yeah, that's I'd feel like that breaks the ice
a little.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
Damn bee fatty, you must really like me because you
pick on me a lot, and it's really starting to sting.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
H you are right, okay? Thirty two fifty eight says, uh,
they only looks sweet and innocent.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
They look sweetening.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
Oh that means they they get crays and the prick
in the bed scared the hell.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
Out of you in a bedroom. Eighteen eighty says their
warning label would say, don't ask if you don't really
want to know. Ah yeah. Thirty forty nine says their
warning label would say, I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
I feel like some people just need that tattooed on
their forehead.

Speaker 4 (01:12:04):
It would break, It would really save some time. Yeah,
like I was gonna explain that to you, but clearly
you don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Nineteen twelve says my warning label is overthinking a class
five clinger.

Speaker 6 (01:12:17):
Okay, and it's not a.

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
Well class five clinger, isn't is that's not overthought? Right,
Like that's weird. Get away from me classified clinger. Isn't
that someone's like, oh, I just can't be away from
super needy?

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
I think Bro missed the point there on that one. Yeah,
I think ninety seven that is our mcgloughlin Chevrolet text line.
What would your warning label say? I probably would come
with a few warning labels, you know, not just the
oh sorry comes defective, but.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
They're stuck on like different parts of the body. Yeah, right,
Like beef water would have a warning label on his toes.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
Just on my toes. They're on the socks.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
Keep on the ankles.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
You're not removed. If you start at the top.

Speaker 6 (01:12:56):
And work your way down, it's warning after warning, all
the way down.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
All right, more of your calls and text coming up
in a few minutes, a second, whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Hang up. You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew
and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Orland's Rock Station one oh five nine the Brew. It's Tanner,
Drew and Laura. We were talking about warning labels. If
you were to come with a warning label, what would
your warning label say? And we got this one that
said warning never on time.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
M hm oh man, Yeah, Tanner should have that warning.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
I knew you were going to say that. I knew
you're going to say. Laura's eyes she was just staring
in the side of your head. She's like, yeah, I'm
gonna tell you. I'm like, uh late a couple of times,
and I've been late, like by five or six minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
Ten minutes, always late.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
But I've never been forty five minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
It's not forty five. Yes, you were also, we're not comparing.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
I'm just saying I've never been that late. I wasn't
minutes you were? Was she not forty five minutes?

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
Chris, I went to the wrong place.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
You drove to the wrong early. But I'm not bust
new Ball for it. I'm just saying, well, i'm busting
your balls.

Speaker 6 (01:14:01):
Well, I'm just.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Warning labels would work in this scenario. No, no, no,
I refuse to believe that she's the late one. Yeah right,
what you Well, you're on her side. You're just a
little bit late, not a lot of bit. And beef
Water is super early to everything, so it feels late.
It feels later because Beefwater is always a guy who's
setting everything up, so he has to get there like

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an hour or two before us, and we're just showing up. Yeah,
I'm scheduled to be here this time. You can feel
the bitterness when you arrive.

Speaker 6 (01:14:29):
I always know that ten minutes before showtime, my phone's
going to ring. It he to be like I'm almost there, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
I'm just here. I just got here, beef Water, Why
are the banners hanging off the walls? You know you
got to hang them properly. You're not doing it correctly. Yeah, yeah,
well why don't you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
Get it early and show them? Why don't you get
there early and show them how it's done to No, I.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
Never did the banners thing. Never learned the band are
sixty two says. His warningly would say, break glass for debauchery.
All right, Oh that means it gets loose once you
get those drinks going blake, break glass for debauchery. Um,

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all right, well there it is.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
Well, just to think about what our warning labels would be,
that's a very funny thought.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Yeah, it's like what people need to know. I do
feel like I'd come with multiple labels, say may cause
a rash warning week back. This one this talkback messages
came to us through our iHeart radio app.

Speaker 6 (01:15:32):
Warning label would say cleverly disguised as an adult.

Speaker 10 (01:15:37):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
I think that's all of us.

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
When they don't card me at the store, I'm like
the way that I act. You should be carding me.
Like what this childish behavior? You see how much sheelters
in this card?

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
This person says. Their warning label would say, cry baby,
don't watch movies with me. Cry movies. I get a
little emotional, get a little emotional in movies. That's all
right to cry movies. Yeah, I cry movies. You know,
I shouldn't cry in an Avengers movie, but that was
a great movement, touching Tony. What's your warning label? What
would it say? Eight six, six, four, four five one

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of five. Nine is a number. Also, another chance to
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Right after Lenny Kravitz. It's Tanner To and Laura on
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Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
You Banner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
One O five nine the Brew Portland's Rock Station. It's
Tannerje and Laura wanted to know if you came with
a warning label, what would your warning label say? Like warning,
may excessive drink or drink excessively excessive drink. The sign
big enough so you had to just kind of love
it may excessive drink excessive drink, which it gets right

(01:16:47):
to the point chuggy chug. So if Laura, if you're okay,
if you're outside of the RBS, outside of the RBF
warning label, what would your other warning label say, I'll
find you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
Yeah, oh yeah, that's that's actually man. I was going
to say something like.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
May rock your world.

Speaker 6 (01:17:08):
Wow, warning will park anywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
We'll ignore warnings, warning, We'll ignore warnings.

Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
I don't appreciate that. By the way, I think I
have a hearing from my parking toe.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
Because I know yesterday you're trying to get the ticket
lowered and so.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
Yeah, so you have to do it's a whole big
thing where you have to request a hearing and this,
that and the other thing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
You know, when they read that there like, oh my god,
we ticketed to Karen. Yeah, another one she's emailing, but
setting hearings. The ticket was what eighty five bucks?

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
Well, the one that I'm appealing right now was the toe,
so that was like three hundred and fourteen. Yeah, but
I'm also but I'm also appealing the.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
Parking because if it was just a ticket eighty five bucks,
like it, that's fair. Fifteen off, you know, have the
three hundred something for the toe, are you sure?

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
And and the ticket, like I feel like getting both was.

Speaker 6 (01:17:59):
I did know that you could appeal the toe. That's fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
Yeah, well that's because I called the court system and
the lady on the phone was so nice.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
She's like, oh, this is what you gotta do. You
gotta do this, you gotta do this.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Anyway, So I'm getting it taken. That's good though, But
how dare you?

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
I don't ignore warning you don't.

Speaker 6 (01:18:16):
Read them either.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
It's true we got never got in towed. If a
couple of talkbacks to our heart radio AP download for
your cell phone today.

Speaker 15 (01:18:25):
Morning, brew crew, get off here, pray Tanner. Here's a
warning label for you. Has to do with the tarantulas.
They can actually jump six feet straight up in the
air and six feet out for total of like twelve
feet from a standing stop.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
No, they can't enjoy that little warning label.

Speaker 6 (01:18:46):
Have a great day, everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
All right? Yeah, and I heard we were getting the
Kobe Bryant of spiders. Okay, six feet tarantula Olympics dot Com. Yeah,
on this key, I will punch a chancelor right out
of the sky. I swear to god.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
I'm so.

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
What we're doing here is we're doing a weight loss
challenge between me and beef Water, and the person who
loses the most weight wins, uh. And then the loser's
got to do something. So if I win, I want
to see those toes. In Casey's got to take both
socks off and show us his toes and let us
inspect him his wooden toe nails. And if he wins,
I have severe rachnophobia, and I can't believe this morning.

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I agreed to let a transla walk on me if
that happens. You and what you agreed to was holding
your shirt up so it could never agree. Never agreed
to the tummy cave. I never agreed to the tumbel cave.
Of the tummy cave. We have some we can work
out the fine.

Speaker 6 (01:19:38):
Here's the problem is we all heard it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
You didn't because there's nothing You just making things here. Yeah,
So anyway, that's the bet. That's the bet. And uh,
but don't worry. You're gonna beat him anyway. You got
this right. It starts Monday morning at eight, and it's
six weeks, six weeks of us trying to eat healthy
and get our lives together, and we'll find out who
the winner is when when it's all yeah, Casey shows

(01:20:01):
us those feet, you'll know who one. Can't wait for
that first bowl of bland slop you have for lunch.
I mean that to be honest, Casey, I'm not looking.
I know I'm having I'm having a hard time today.
I'm very tired.

Speaker 6 (01:20:14):
Wing has trouble with words, has trouble saying words.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
I honestly wonder how I got this job like that
all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
I'm like, I don't know how I'm still employed.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
Well, yeah, once do you have it? It's hard to
take it away. Yeah, the show's Brandon is my name
on it?

Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:20:30):
That was on purpose?

Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
So anyway, Uh where was I? I'm nervous about it
because I love I'm like you. It's a comfort for me.
We have so many similarities. It's crazy in regards to
how we're wired in all of it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:42):
So do you think you guys are going to play
mean pranks on each other? Like, hey, Trevis new Uh
this new vegetable smoothie I made? It's really healthy, but
really it's just like loaded with sugar and carbohydrates. And
are you guys going to be doing like sneaky?

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
Probably I'll probably do something to throw them off, or
just like set a bag of Carl's Junior in his office.

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
Yeah, just this thing free fell onto you? Will you
smell the fast food for like an hour afterwards?

Speaker 7 (01:21:10):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Yeah, just let it linger.

Speaker 6 (01:21:12):
I don't know. I pretty much let it rest this
morning when I keep your car.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
Okay, Well that takes care of fighting words early. Nice
pain job.

Speaker 6 (01:21:21):
It's gonna be good, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
This text message says, uh, Laura, they're going to look
at your criminal record and say, no way.

Speaker 4 (01:21:28):
Yeah, you got a history exactly, you shouldn't have opened
Pandora's box.

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
Now they're gonna call Colorado's question.

Speaker 6 (01:21:35):
Are they going to be able to see those other
instances on your record or have you determined if those
are on there or not?

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
Look at her face, they're not on this question. I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:21:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
Well, I don't have the same address, I don't have
the same license plate.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
I don't she's skirting charges like didiot.

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
I'll be fine, guys, those charges are gone.

Speaker 7 (01:21:55):
No they're not.

Speaker 6 (01:21:58):
I just want you to know that I will gladly
put some money on your books.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Eighteen eighty. Says Laura. You're always always you always, always,
always appeal. Most of the time you get it dismissed
or lowered. Uh yeah, so just tell them it was
your sister, if it was a photo.

Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
I guess in the past, I've I've written the letters
and gotten considerable discounts. If you're kind of like take
it on the chin and be self deprecating.

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
Yeah, that's my whole thing is it's like.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
But I don't know about going down there for a
hearing them.

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
No, well it's a zoom call, because that's not so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
Yeah, from the bar. Laura's like, all right, We'll lets
how it goes, you know. I will.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
I'll actively be parking in a no parking I'll be
sitting in my car and there's a no parking sign
right behind me there like, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.

Speaker 6 (01:22:40):
What is that noise? Oh that's the boot as I'm driving.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
All right, well, Laurie, Yeah, That's all I said is
you just got to look at your serroundics and God's
on the road.

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
Do a better job of doing that now, So lesson learned,
Warning label applied.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
All right, coming up in a few minutes, we're going
to check some of your talk back messages. So if
you got something to say to the show, download the
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free on the.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
Brew you're listening to and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
We are commercial free on one O five nine. The Broods, Tanner,
Drew and Laura got two more talkback messages coming in
regarding all sorts of things that we've been talking about
this morning. This one's from fat Thor. It says you
should tell Laura every day should she should report her
car stolen so when she gets us tickets, she can't
be held accountable.

Speaker 3 (01:23:31):
After a while, they might catch on, but.

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
Reported at schoolen right after it was towed. This tex
says Laura's gonna go to her zoom call and get
community service up the charges after.

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
I already paid my ticket, because that will be messed.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
Up that Look you're giving them unintentionally.

Speaker 7 (01:23:51):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
This one says Laura should have to go back to
driving school as punishment for dodging crimes against parking. This
text says, what what is this? When kids read the
dem v Hamburg to get the driver's license under parking tickets,
there'll be a picture of Laura and what not to do. Wow,
I'm really bringing it to you. They are really piling
onto say Laura. Is the reason why parking costs have
gone up for people dodging tickets rue?

Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
I pay my tickets here in Portland.

Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
Yeah, parking kitty is going up and it's probably from
people who can't just pay their fund.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
And you know what, I paid my parking kitty yesterday.
This text message is app like a good citizen.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
This text message says Laura is a parking pirate. That's
actually a nice little credential. We weren't even talking about this.
You are a parking piate. That is funny.

Speaker 6 (01:24:35):
Laura's vehicle is in the training videos for the for
the parking meters. That's for the meter maids. They are
watching her and they probably just follow her in one
of those little cars. Her car is the example like
if you see this car.

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
Easy money, Oh my god, that's not true, or give
it a kick, some dance. This one says, hey, brew Crewe, Tanner,
Laura and Courtney. You need to pick a side because
they need to have something to do so that they can. Uh,
did I just get court neyed? I think you might
have a talking about court though we talk, we call
court Courtney sometimes.

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
Well what about I don't know, did Drew Drew?

Speaker 6 (01:25:11):
You do have a very Courtney face.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
Yeah, I'm very confused about what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
Anyway. They say that you guys should have to do something.
If you're just talking crap the whole time with the
weight loss competition, what no.

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
Why would we have to do that?

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
Listen, we didn't have to do anything when we were
when we were talking trash to Drew and Casey about
the stake so or or.

Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
When I was changing a tire.

Speaker 4 (01:25:30):
He just needs to be enjoyable. That's all we're trying
to do is make it a fun for fun for
both sides. I feel like you guys have a good
bet here.

Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
I think. So on Monday, our bet starts, our weight
loss competition starts our weight loss journey beef water. So
it's a six weeks journey. We're going to be trying
to lose them. You know, whoever loses the most weight
will win at the end of the six weeks. And
if I win, Casey finally has to show those toes. Yeah,
that's right. And if he loses or he wins, I

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have to let a Translate crawl on.

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
Are you gonna Are you gonna shave like your chest hair?

Speaker 7 (01:26:03):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
If you have to have a Transla crawl on you
so that it doesn't get like tangled up, well, I.

Speaker 2 (01:26:07):
Never said it was going to go on my bare
chest up come out the moment. It doesn't have to be.

Speaker 4 (01:26:11):
I don't think you need to have a bad chest,
but if you just created a cave with your tea shirt,
be sure, and then have it go.

Speaker 6 (01:26:17):
Spiders prefer a little bit of hair to hold. Actually
I have.

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
They probably naturally sleep in a bit of a cave.

Speaker 3 (01:26:23):
Oh yeah, maybe I'll get comfortable and just like take
a snoozele in there.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
And you might want to take him home. It's going
to come your shirt crawl right like you so much.

Speaker 3 (01:26:32):
He'll sneak into your bag.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
But it can all be avoided by winning this competition.
You guys, don't so angry. I'm just tuned out.

Speaker 6 (01:26:42):
Hang on real quick. One more thing.

Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
S all right, I'm nervous about it, but the plan
is for me not to lose, that's right, So I
won't be having the transilla walk on me. We'll be
seeing Casey's tootsies.

Speaker 6 (01:26:53):
Look, the thing I'm most nervous about is today, and
that's finding out where I literally.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
Am so sir, you're ninety one percent.

Speaker 6 (01:27:00):
That's the reality of it. And then now we start working.

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
Towards So we're gonna go meet Shirley of G three
today in Beaverton, and she's gonna come up with a
plan for the both of us. So we're even and
we're gonna put our hands on those metal things that
what is to do with test our body?

Speaker 4 (01:27:15):
Fat like sends a sends like a wave through you,
and one can figure out all these things.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 6 (01:27:22):
She's gonna call somebody in from another room, or like,
look this guy his bones, his bones are made of fat.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
That's gonna be good.

Speaker 6 (01:27:29):
That's got a fat bones.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Well, it's gonna be embarrassing when we do the final
or the first way in on Monday, just because you know,
I'm you know, I'm just and you guys are leaning
into your weekend too, you know. So yeah, that's what
I'm saying, Like I'm gonna go hard this weekend on
the food and just eat whatever I want, and then
on Monday, it's just gonna be a damage report basically. Yeah,
right to the scale.

Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
Yeah, but that's that's good because it's just gonna give
you guys both a little bit more room to lose.

Speaker 6 (01:27:58):
Bro Tip, I was in Safeway yesterday, real quick. Your
Gatorade's on sale for a dollar twenty nine.

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
So the sugar free, Okay, that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
Look at that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
I'm really enjoying the sugar free. He was getting his
last rack. I just started the sugar free Gatorade like
a week ago, a week and a half ago or something,
and I'm loving it, Like it tastes not that much
different than the original Gatorade. So as long as I
can drink that, I think not that.

Speaker 6 (01:28:21):
Much different or is it considerably?

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
So the whole idea.

Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
See, this is where you got to get your head around,
the idea that you just have to find a way
to somewhat enjoy that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
I enjoyed it, you know, and so like it doesn't
he will.

Speaker 4 (01:28:33):
And the longer he drinks that, he's going to really
enjoy it because you'll forget about the other gatorade.

Speaker 2 (01:28:38):
Yeah, so shut up. The same thing with you whenever
you get rid of the salt lake of a lunch
here having. Yeah, right, you're gonna feel great. But who
do you have, though, Who do you think is gonna
win this competition? Shoot us a talkback or a text
message or the talk back for the IR radio. I'm
so done. Yeah it's only Inday, so but you know

(01:29:01):
Friday's well today it's my Friday, because yeah, he's got
a wheels O Lucky Dog thirty forty nine says, give
lore more crap. It's hilarious. This is what she gets
for giving Tanner crap every day.

Speaker 3 (01:29:15):
Oh my god, I give him a reasonable amount of crap.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Standard bag of crap. Eighteen eighty says case he's going
to win. This text says, actually, both you guys are
going to win. That's true. I agree, Yeah, I do
think that is.

Speaker 6 (01:29:29):
That is the case.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Like, no matter what, we're both going to lose weight,
so it's going to be successful. Unlike the barbecue competition.
Right here we go, the one contest are going to
win in your life, because yeah, you keep saying that
you felt you guys felt like you both won. But
I mean, there was a clear unanimous decision. You you
got zero votes.

Speaker 6 (01:29:46):
Would you shut up for a minute. He won in flavor, Yes,
he put because he you know, piled on seventeen pounds
of butter on the at the last minute. Oh this
with an entire with an entire garden of herbs in it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
Yes, I was just coming from a guy who had
a bowl of butter that he was on video.

Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
There, but the entirety he was slapping his meat.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
Yeah, with buttery. Roads in regards of the quality of
steak in preparation, not flavor.

Speaker 6 (01:30:13):
In regards to how we made the steak. It was
we were pretty much the same. He beat me in
the flavor department, and he beats you.

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
Listen, I enjoyed your steak, but he beat you. Overall.
It's just a total loss. Nobody's denying that you are
kind of you are kind of adapt denying that well,
but I just give another competition. Everyone's a winner in
this one, Drew.

Speaker 6 (01:30:36):
I would love to have you go into a legitimate
competition and see how you feel, because it wouldn't be good.

Speaker 4 (01:30:41):
I don't want to do the I don't want to
do the weight loss competition with you. You don't have
any weight to live, know, That's what I'm saying. I
don't have the I don't have the wherewithal.

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
Dude, Drew, you could do a weight game, but I
can match your loss with a game.

Speaker 6 (01:30:54):
I mean, you're probably the heaviest you've ever been in
your life, mass wise.

Speaker 2 (01:30:57):
Right, not weight. Why is because I've definitely been fatter, Well,
because you're a pretty thick dude.

Speaker 4 (01:31:04):
Yeah, but when you're got a dad I had a
dad pod, so I was like one hundred and seventy something.

Speaker 6 (01:31:10):
But it seems like the muscle you've gained versus the weight.
You've lost heavy.

Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
Yeah, it's pretty comparable. One sixty five standard issue. Now, okay,
seventy something fat text message comes to us from seventy
one to fifty four. It says iff Water loses to Tanner.
That will be the second loss in a row. Maybe
he should, maybe he maybe he could win against Laura
and seeing that he can choke down a hot dog
quicker than.

Speaker 4 (01:31:35):
Her, there is a debatable there is an honorable mention.
Though he did win the walk. The walk was a
competition against himself.

Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
But if he didn't make it, but he would have lost.
He was playing against himself. Yeah, there wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
Another walk, but he did hit the time target and.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
Raised a ton of money. But I'm not going to
sit here and butter your steak, you know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (01:31:58):
Yeah, exactly, And again, relish the singular win of your life.

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
You talked enough about relish yesterday. We're good. This text
from eighteen eighty says, uh, only shop the out part
of the grocery store. The inner part has all the
bad stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:32:13):
It's true.

Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
Yeah, that's true. And this one says Tanner's not gonna
be at work tomorrow. What the f Yeah, oh yeah, wow, Sorry,
I go on vacation. No you here until you fall apart.

Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
Yeah, but that only means that, uh, Drew and I
we could say whatever we want.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
Tomorrow Inside of Beef, Inside of Beech Drew Laura in
a side of Beef. I'd listen to that show. I'm
gonna listen to this on the way to the beach tomorrow,
So better be good. You got it. You gotta play
more me asic guys, whats the song?

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
More your calls and text coming up here in just
a few minutes. Happy Wednesday. It's Portland's rock station one
oh five nine the Brew.

Speaker 1 (01:32:49):
You're listening to Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura l.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
Yeah, yeah, heaby Wednesday.

Speaker 15 (01:32:58):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
Bee Watter and I were just discussing the weight loss
challenge that starts on Monday. Yes, sir, six weeks of
no tasty foods. What's the thing you're gonna miss the most?
Number one?

Speaker 6 (01:33:09):
Yeah, soda for sure. Yeah, more than any food probably,
so the bite, Yeah, just because I like it so much.

Speaker 2 (01:33:17):
So it is great.

Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
Do you like soda water? I mean, it's not a comparison, but.

Speaker 4 (01:33:21):
It's going to take a while to get to that,
you know, because it's it really doesn't taste like much
at first, but eventually people who love it think it's
riddled with flavor.

Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
I love soda water. Like when I wasn't drinking, I
had a soda water in my hand all the time,
and they've got some pretty creative flavors.

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:33:39):
I just love cracking a bottle of coke. Yeah, and
then I'll probably chug the first half of it and
end up opening.

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
Hit the burn. Cook that you will.

Speaker 6 (01:33:49):
I will knock out an easy eight to ten ounces
just on the initial I can't how you do it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
I can't pound soda because I gets like a hic
Gye're going to throw up? Yeah, it hurts.

Speaker 4 (01:33:58):
I haven't had a soda in years, but you describing
that makes me miss the bite, the first crisp punched
in the face.

Speaker 11 (01:34:05):
It's cold.

Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
When I when I'm really thirsty and I take that
first swig of a fountain doctor pepper, It's like the
greatest thing ever. Thinking about it now, my mouth is
literally watering. So so I'm gonna I'm gonna miss that,
but I'm gonna miss pizza the most. Pizza is my
favorite food? Is it the whole process. Is it the
ordering it having it delivered, or is it just the
eating pizza? Like there's a little bit of both, Yeah,
a little.

Speaker 3 (01:34:26):
Do you think you'll try like the cauliflower crust.

Speaker 4 (01:34:29):
I mean the problem with those types of gimmicks and
they're on a shorter wavelength here oftentimes you flip over
the box and you haven't saved yourself much. Right, You're like, Okay,
well I didn't have bread, but it has all this.

Speaker 2 (01:34:40):
Stuff to pretend it's bread. Yeah, just stick to food.

Speaker 6 (01:34:43):
You make a good point, though, Drew, Like the ritual
of things is very much a big, big part of it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
Yeah, like the routine of you know, like you like
to pull up to the drive through and you're taking
the kids orders, and it's kind of one of the
things you guys do true to communicate and be together.
And it's six weeks is a long time. I hopefully
it'll fly by, but it will do.

Speaker 6 (01:35:05):
For it's gonna go by super quick.

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
I'm calling court because I would like to know who
do you think is going to win this weight loss
challenge between Beef Waughter and myself? Is it going to
be Beef Supreme or is it going to beat Hey, Court,
You doing, buddy hey good right now? We're doing all right?
So who do you think is going to win the
first ever blubber burn? Is it going to be me?
Or is it going to be Casey Beef fatter Bay.

Speaker 11 (01:35:26):
I mean, as I said before, I think that the
thing that it comes down to is who's going to
be able to lose the most in the in the
first few days or first few weeks. And I think
the fact that Casey has not worked out or done anything,
you know, you know, physical or anything like that in
a long time, I think he's probably gonna lose a

(01:35:48):
lot of weight quickly because he's got more of that
kind of stuff to burn. You have worked out recently,
so therefore I think you have less of that stuff
to burn.

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
Out quick I kind of agree, it's all.

Speaker 4 (01:36:00):
I'm so interesting about Casey's situation because I would say
he's what you'd call new fat. He's only been He's
only had this weight with him for a short period
of time. I don't know what that means because when
and I hate to just stare at you, but when
I'm looking at it, it looks like it's been there longer.

Speaker 2 (01:36:19):
He does look like he's been fat for a while.
It looks like you like you're comfortable wearing you look
you look thick. Like if I hate my friend Bill,
may he rest in peace. But my friend Bill was
a big guy and you could punch him as hard
as you wanted in his stomach and he could just
wear it.

Speaker 4 (01:36:32):
And you look like, kind of look like you could
wear a guy. Yeah, you do look like you have
hard fat, but it's not. It's very loose still. You
still have hope there. But I think but because it's new,
it might be so is my fat. Though my fat
is very loosey goosey too. That's you know, that's the
fat that's easier to burn.

Speaker 6 (01:36:46):
I'm still trying to come to terms with Court. Just say,
and I haven't done anything physical in an extended period
of time. Like what does that even mean?

Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
Well, you're the one.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
Look at you. You've never been on a diet, You've
never never He does not move, Oh, courteous walk go
to the gym. Yeah you mean I don't move.

Speaker 6 (01:37:02):
You say to me, I haven't seen beef move so
much as a muscle.

Speaker 2 (01:37:05):
The entire time of Court is this sneaky workout guy
who'll be like, yeah, I just rode my bike eight
hundred miles to get here, like he does stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:37:12):
I'm not sure he's sure Beef would ride his bike
across the.

Speaker 6 (01:37:17):
Court also did zero training and just hopped in and
did the ten miles with me too. So he's a savage,
this guy over here, even with his cadaverne.

Speaker 3 (01:37:26):
I do think that, I mean, Casey has proven this
that when you set your mind as something, you can
do it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:31):
So what have I not proven that?

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
I don't know. You haven't really seen that as you mean, you.

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
Haven't seen me. You have it, like you proved it.

Speaker 6 (01:37:38):
It was just fifteen minutes late.

Speaker 2 (01:37:40):
Always, well, I have confidence in myself and you should
like even though my friends don't, the ones that I
work with every single day don't have faith in me.
That's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:37:51):
I'm the only one in here who has seen you
do it before and on the level that you did it,
and you did it the first time, I mean before
you the second time you lost it. You that's like
McDonald's weight that you'd earned, but you did it for
real the first time too.

Speaker 2 (01:38:06):
Yeah, and so I this is a new fat for
me too, because I was down to one eighty and
now I'm I think I'm two ten. Yeah, it'd be
too weight somewhere around. Well, you but you used to
be like when I first met you, you were like
I was about three hundred pounds. Yeah, so I mean
you you have lost a ton, So I give you
full credit for that. Look at my ID, dude, Yeah,
I mean I look like. There are videos of us

(01:38:28):
from ten years ago when we first started doing this
installment of the show where it looks like somebody photoshopped. Yeah, no,
there's there's fat I am in this.

Speaker 16 (01:38:35):
There's a picture did the picture that pops up every
once in a while on social media of the time
we went to the iHeart Ratio Music Festival together and
you were still that weight. You were like three hundred
pounds and like, it takes me a second to even
recognize that it's you because you don't look like it's
been a long time since you look like that. So
but again, so I know you can do it, but
the question is do you have.

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
You can't do it? You just won't and you will
you but you know, well, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:39:04):
Before do you think what's.

Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
Your huge guy telling you?

Speaker 3 (01:39:09):
Is it when you say trust your gut? I mean,
you've got a pretty big one.

Speaker 2 (01:39:14):
So what is it like a magic You think I'm
gonna beat you? Do you think it'll be me?

Speaker 6 (01:39:17):
I think if you really get serious about it, there's
a good chance you could beat me. And I think
that goes the same way. If you're going to be serious,
well then we'll see what happens.

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
Someone said, no idea, Well, beef water did just walk
ten miles? Well, I just walked forty four in Disneyland.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
Okay, Yeah, you had in your hand.

Speaker 2 (01:39:37):
That should be more impressed. He needs fuel, that should
be more impressed. I was consuming food and still walking
all that. Yeah, you weaklings use protein bars.

Speaker 6 (01:39:45):
I can do it with it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:46):
Sure.

Speaker 6 (01:39:46):
I do feel like once they establish our baseline, we'll
have a comparable amount of weight to lose. Yeah, so
I think we'll both.

Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
Be in I think it's going to be somewhat. I
think I'm gonna be heavier than you, but I definitely
think we'll be somewhere percentage wise. I think be close.
And because when you look at it side by side,
like I think I look chubbier than you. I don't
you think he looks not to be mean to anyone here?
I don't think he is all in the gut in
the in the mcbooblets.

Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
Yeah, you guys are shaped complete.

Speaker 2 (01:40:14):
You're a completely different shape. How my shaped compared to
bef So my shape like a like a tear drop.

Speaker 3 (01:40:20):
And I don't know, I don't think you're a I
would describe it as.

Speaker 6 (01:40:23):
An ice cream Sunday in the sun. Oh my god,
I think we're like mud slide.

Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
Sunday. Fun day to you guys. Luckily I'm dead in side,
but bee fodder. Okay, we've said, like, well, you look
like a melted ice cream sand I also look like
you look you are shaped like and there's shaped like
Roger from American Dad.

Speaker 6 (01:40:49):
You will get zero deniability for me.

Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
And by the end of this, you're both gonna look
super sex.

Speaker 3 (01:40:55):
We're both gonna look like Brad Pitt.

Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
A lot of people team this morning. This one says
maybe seven sixty two. Personally, I feel that beef Water
is going to win, mostly in spite of the lack
of desire to show his toes. That being said, I
do think it's going to be a real dogfight with
the knowledge of a spider being. The wager of Tanner
loses house is divided becomes my mom thinks Tanner is
going to win. So yeah, there will be many kitchen

(01:41:19):
tables that feel one on one side and when one
on the other. Super nice your brother to send a
message in thirty eight to forty two said my money
is on Tanner. But the but the poor little Caesars
near his house is gonna close. Oh yeah, they you
might want to call them and let them know, so
they don't just let you know. I'm okay, Yeah, we
have a missing person's report out, like I said.

Speaker 6 (01:41:37):
The manager at my McDonald says he's gonna have to
lay off two people.

Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
Because beef water. This is like do they recognize your
voice right away or do you have to say your name?

Speaker 6 (01:41:45):
I typically go in when I when I do my
I do.

Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
My McDonald's an old school, old school. He waits at
that counter for forty five minutes for someone to come
back the machine. Yeah, it's like I saw it. I'm
gonna opt out because there was a time I was
going to Taco Bell every day in Eugene and they
knew my voice. I'd be like, Hey, it's me two
chili cheese. And that's sad. That is a sad place.
To be well and sad that the chili cheese rest
in peace.

Speaker 6 (01:42:09):
I don't think there's anything sad about supporting local business.

Speaker 3 (01:42:13):
I couldn't even say it with a straight face.

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Speaker 7 (01:42:29):
Now, what's trending? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:42:31):
Lots of stuff online today. We are watching the news
right now and seeing that Deshaun Diddy Colmes has been
acquitted of the most serious charges in his case, but
found guilty on prostitution charges. Yeah, which I guess each case,
there's two of them, has like a ten year ten
year max penalty, so there's a chance he could still
get twenty years in prison.

Speaker 4 (01:42:52):
But yeah, I wouldn't that pull the air out of
the room because his family and friends cheered wildly.

Speaker 2 (01:42:58):
Yeah, well they were when they were walking out of
the court. Everybody had a smile on their face. All
the people on Diddy side had a smile on the face.

Speaker 4 (01:43:03):
Because even most of the reporters were saying that any
defense attorney, if in the current condition of the case, would.

Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
Have been nervous going to the jury. So they got
a lucky deal there.

Speaker 4 (01:43:15):
Now, whether he gets five years, ten years, twenty years,
he's left to be figured out.

Speaker 2 (01:43:21):
But racketeering could have been a hundred Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:43:23):
Yeah, I do hope they kind of throw the book
at him though, because they though, I don't know, because
it's like, we know he's guilty of other things that
they just didn't. He's not a good guy, no, and
everyone knows it. I mean yeah, like he's he's on
video doing terrible things to people.

Speaker 2 (01:43:41):
May al compone him where you can't get him on
the big stuff on Yeah, I don't know. I got
a feeling that he's going to get off and that
you know, he's going to walk. I have a feeling
he's seen all the jail time. He's going to see
we still don't have faith, you guys. He's like anymore, he's.

Speaker 4 (01:43:57):
Covered in loub even in a courtroom. Can't keep your
hands on this guylippery. But like that, that's what makes
me think that he'll just walk, is that everything's just
broken in the world right now. Everything is backwards, everything
is you know, we're on the upside down. Nothing makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:44:12):
Everything that used to be wrong is now okay, and
everything that used to be okay is now right.

Speaker 3 (01:44:16):
I also don't understand, like how your family can even
back you after they've seen things like that.

Speaker 2 (01:44:22):
He pays every one of their bills. You've seen his
bank account. I think everybody, are they going to leave?

Speaker 3 (01:44:27):
He's still got his money. It's not like him going
to jail changes how much he's worth, you know, So
it's like you can you can pay your family's bills
from prison.

Speaker 2 (01:44:36):
Oh, Jez, family stayed Right now. The headline is soon
the judge will decide whether to release Sean COLEMs pending sentencing.
So about today he might get to go have a
steak this I would not be surprised if he does.

Speaker 3 (01:44:49):
I hope he has.

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
I hope Listen. I'm with you, Laura, But I'm just
saying that that's the real The world's broken, and that's
the reason I think he's probably gonna walk.

Speaker 4 (01:44:56):
And now that he's sat there awaiting trial, there is
a good chance they will release impending the sentencing because
there's less of a flight risk for something like this
than it would have been jailed for the rest of
your life.

Speaker 2 (01:45:08):
Also online, you can check out our Donkey Show podcast.
We've got the lawyer who accidentally called judge Honeyops. We
got Jake Paul ending his interview with Peers. That's good stuff.
Movie trailers if you want to check out some movies
this weekend. I did see that Drastic World Rebirth is
in theaters this weekend. The new Jurassic Park movie.

Speaker 3 (01:45:24):
How many of those do we need?

Speaker 2 (01:45:26):
Think this is a Jurassic Park number forty seven?

Speaker 3 (01:45:27):
Pretty sure.

Speaker 4 (01:45:28):
I still need to see the F one movie. And
I heard if you go to those immersive theaters where
like the seat shake, that it's like you're in the
race course.

Speaker 2 (01:45:35):
That's cool. That's a movie I would recommend everyone that
I KNOWF one says it's amazing. It's got good reviews
on Rotten Tomat's nice. So yeah, F one, if you're
gonna waste your money on a movie, that's right. We
will see you tomorrow and then on Monday, of course
we've got to start a weight loss challenge. Yeah, enjoy
all the food between them. And then, by the way,
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