TD&L Donkey Show Podcast for Thursday - Deliciously Silky

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
This is Tanner Drew and Laura's Donkey Show, Donkey Show.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Hi You Kids, Hi Hey, Stanner Drew and Laura's Donkey
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Buster As Marcus is here, and I think Court's gonna
join us in a bit. Uh, but we can just

(00:36):
get started without him.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
Yeah. Wait, wait for that old man.

Speaker 6 (00:40):
He's got to find his walker.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
There's a lot, There's a bunch of stuff I want
to play today. First off, let's start with Uh, let's
start with this court just walked in there. Let's start
with Billy ray Cyrus at the inaugural inauguration.

Speaker 6 (00:55):
What happened there?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
I think he went up there hammered and it's got
some is dude, he's got serious issues.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
Did you see this court? No, Billy Ray.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Cyrus performed and not I don't know, Like there was
a bunch of different performances, a bunch of different celebrations,
like I know Snoop Dogg performed at one for President
Trump and then Carrie Underwood.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Carry there was drama with Carrie Underwood too because like
there were some technical issues and the sources were saying
that she threw a hissy fit afterwards.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Yeah, there was.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
It just all seemed like it was thrown together. And
you know, when artist goes up there to do the
one thing that they do and it goes south.

Speaker 6 (01:30):
I guess you get I get frustrated.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
So even though like she sounded like she was a
bit of a diva, I also understand kind of understand
it because you're the artist and you're thrown out there
and you feel like you were sabotage, sabotaged.

Speaker 6 (01:41):
Almost, and you're the one who takes the brunt of it.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yeah, everyone says, oh, the performance was bad because you sucked. No,
the microphone wasn't processed correctly, or it's it's the acoustics
are ship.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
It sounds like she didn't fine, but she was just
not happy the way.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
A lot of times it's a monitor problem.

Speaker 7 (01:56):
I thinking, if you can't hear the music or you
can't hear yourself, like you're gonna sound terrible because you
don't know where you fit in the mix.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Right, Well, Billy array Cyrus to me, he went up
there drunk. At some point it looks hammered. At some
point they he wanted to do Achy Breaky Heart, and
they just unplugged his guitar. And then at some point
you can see him being escorted off stage, but he
wants to go and like shake hands with the fans
and like high five.

Speaker 6 (02:20):
Ye yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
But there's a guy like with the ear buttons here
going come this way for fun, get out of here,
come this way, get him out of here. But he's
just not listening. He's hammered, and he's you know, living
it up. Uh So let me, I've got the whole
twelve and a half minutes here, but we're not going
to listen to obviously all that.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
Let's see.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Let's so he does the he does that part of
the song, right.

Speaker 6 (02:47):
He's the old Town Road right.

Speaker 8 (02:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Who's the original artist lil Na Well, and he's in
the remix that went super big.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Count can't imagine little super stokes about that to begin with?

Speaker 5 (03:05):
What's so cringe?

Speaker 4 (03:06):
The audio you're hearing right now is an auditorium full
of people. But you wouldn't know that because it's so awkward.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
So he's playing the track, is that what he's saying?

Speaker 4 (03:14):
They're they're they're playing the track of the music video
behind him. Billy Ray Cyrus is up on stage of
the guitar and it looks like he's lip sinking, and
if you listen closely, you can kind of hear him
mumbling mumbling along to it.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Very faint you hear it.

Speaker 9 (03:35):
Yea.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
So people are watching this going and what the hell's
happened is he's doing the stinky leg thing like he's
like up, they're shaking his leg a little bit, trying
to dance. He's just like faded flailing.

Speaker 7 (03:50):
I'd be irritated watching this even if he wasn't drunk,
because like it's mostly him just you know, singing along
with a music video.

Speaker 6 (03:57):
Someone else is part of the song, right like a
little now X is not there.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
By the way, there's a drum set up on stage.
I see a keyboard, looks like some other instruments. Not
another member to be seen.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
I think they all just took off.

Speaker 6 (04:09):
Like they saw him backstage.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah, so here's here.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
This is so this is so flipping cringe.

Speaker 10 (04:16):
Man.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
He's trying to get the crowd to like sing along
to that, and his voice is shot.

Speaker 11 (04:22):
I think you always just get warmed up. To be honest,
you want to do a little more of it?

Speaker 7 (04:30):
Oh no, karate choppinghim in the throat before he went
on stay.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
It was his daughter Miley Cyrus with a stripper heel.
That's him whistling.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah, that is a good whistler. At least runs with
that guy who comes to a bacon of beer.

Speaker 11 (04:54):
I don't take my host to the town Road to go.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Okay, no, hold take He picks the microphone up and
he starts walking across the.

Speaker 6 (05:05):
Stage like he's killing it.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
Yeah, I'm gonna take.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
My It sounds like twenty people, but there's probably three
hundred in this shot.

Speaker 6 (05:13):
Because they're just dumb founded.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Ye, we're watching a meltdown in real time.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Road.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
I'm going.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
This is when he skips across the stage. Basically, he
just kind of like he wanted to get through the
side quickly.

Speaker 11 (05:25):
Oh my god, I'm gonna take my hole stud Town Road.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
I'm going.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
I'm gonna take my halls two town Road.

Speaker 9 (05:38):
I'm going.

Speaker 11 (05:41):
I can't. No, mo, yall can put your hands together
now like that. You can't if you encourage about keep going.
They told me to kill as much time as possible, so.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Oh, you're killing it.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
And this is where I find it to be a cringe.
The whole thing springe. But this especially, he's like, doesn't
even know the lyrics.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
He can make you hot because I forgot it.

Speaker 11 (06:07):
Break the hard. I got a little bit. Let's see
what what I'm a little bit.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Check? Check?

Speaker 6 (06:20):
Yeah, Mike, check, Mike is working. Unfortunately it's your voice, it's.

Speaker 11 (06:23):
My guitar still on. I don't hear about guitar anymore.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
He's on stage by himself. Drummer's gone, everyone's gone, and
he's just looking around.

Speaker 9 (06:35):
Check.

Speaker 11 (06:35):
Is anybody awake?

Speaker 5 (06:41):
I don't hear it.

Speaker 11 (06:42):
Do you all hear this?

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Oh my god?

Speaker 11 (06:45):
Where's it about?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
A check?

Speaker 4 (06:49):
By the way, I don't know how many networks held
this live, but I know PBS carried this live, News
Max carried this live, probably c Span They always carry.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
All over and now it's a super viral clip.

Speaker 11 (06:59):
Is any one back there? Can somebody turned my guitar
back on?

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Inaugury?

Speaker 11 (07:09):
Y'all want to sing more or you want to just
get the hell off the stage. I don't give it down.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
Option B, please, you're probably tired.

Speaker 11 (07:16):
Of listening to the music over and over. And I says,
you know what, these people want to party. They want
to party.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
You want to party for eighteen hours.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
You need to sleep.

Speaker 10 (07:27):
Actually, and I guess the family super sketched out after
seeing this.

Speaker 11 (07:32):
Really here he goes, here, he goes, hold on, I
bet I got excited and unplugged it. Yeah, vogume's up.
It's not a.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
Shifts.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
He playing dumb like, oh, it's not on weird?

Speaker 2 (07:49):
So I get well, I guess.

Speaker 6 (07:50):
I mean when I turned it off, I figured.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
It seems like as a stage manager, somebody who was
really in charge.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
Just pulled the plug on everything, and there's done.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
There's just a grunt who doesn't know happening.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
So the ground runs off stage.

Speaker 11 (08:04):
Well, let's see, I could child ideas. I mean, after
what Carrie Underwood did today, was it carry Underwood? Fabulous?
Carry Underwood. You were amazing today. They had technical difficulties too,
And in life, when you have technical difficulties, you just

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gotta keep going.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Now it's a ted talk or Trump would.

Speaker 11 (08:31):
Say, you gotta fight. WHOA How good was it to
see our president back in command? President Trump?

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Now, some other stage managers coming to behind him.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
Is I think this on the escort of.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Off time to get He looks like he's fixing his guitar.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Maybe I mean it won't play.

Speaker 11 (08:59):
I'm but it ain't playing, man, you know what? Hell,
just snap your fingers.

Speaker 6 (09:08):
Not acapella.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
There we go, do not more acapella. Bring it, Billy.

Speaker 10 (09:13):
Ray, Oh digging those snaps.

Speaker 11 (09:17):
You can tell the world you never was my girl.
You can burn my clothes up when I'm gone, come
on like this. Oh you can tell your fray just
what a food of band and laugh and joke about
me on the phone. There you go.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
There, you can tell my go back or to the phone,
or you can tell my beat to flow, or you
can tell my lips to tell my finger tips.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
I never wanted them bring up the village people again,
even they had technical difficulties, but this would be.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
Better than this. Everyone had technical difficulties.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
You see the one of the village people like they
favorite why MCA and they had a live band and everything,
and they just kind of like.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
So I'm just kind of fizzle out.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
It's going on like like nobody could hear what people
were doing.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
I don't know, Like there's no no organization.

Speaker 7 (10:15):
I'm gonna say it's probably the stage crew is the
is the problem. They probably cheeped out of the stage crew.
I don't don't have the right equipment, so nobody can
hear what's going on.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
That's my guess. So if everybody's.

Speaker 7 (10:26):
Having problems, it's got the bad stage crew. Yeah, the one,
the one common denominator there is the stage crew.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
Marcus.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
I know you and your family were big Billy Ray
Cyrus fans being out in enterprise organ How did that
make you feel?

Speaker 12 (10:40):
Well? It look this whole thing is terrible. I go
back to something that Laura said just in passing, which
is this is a presidential inauguration. And I remember back
in two thousand and nine thinking during Obama's first inauguration, like, Yeah,
we're finally flipping the script on these boring bullshit inaugurations.
And listen to the list of performers from that one Beyonce,

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Mary J. Blige, John bon Jovi, Garth Brooks, Mariah Carey,
Sheryl Crow, Caleb Green, Josh Grobin, and the list goes on.
That's alphabetic. I thought that was awesome in two thousand
and nine, and just this short amount of time later,
I'm like, can we go back to generals and senators
and congress people and leave the celebrities out of it?
Because this is becoming a circus.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
I think next time we get to duck dynasty out there.

Speaker 12 (11:28):
Yeah, you know, hammered though, just you get it from
an international like an international perspective. How are other countries
looking at us? And what's going on in America right now?
You don't want to know that answer is kind of
a disaster.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
I felt that way the whole you know, campaign cycle,
with like you got the hul Cogan's and you got
the Taylor Swift, and you got that is and you
got that and you're like, can we just like like
stick to the script here? Can we just like get
back to the task at hand?

Speaker 7 (11:58):
We were in full on idiocracy. Now you got to
bring out you know, your you get your your musicians
and wrestlers and whatever to distract from everything else. Like
nobody wants to hear policy anymore. Nobody wants to hear
what you're gonna do.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
Right exactly, show me some explosions. I want to see
it with somebody, you know, ziplining from the ceiling.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Only thing I was missing was President Trump in a
monster truck jumping a car. Yeah, it's really the only
thing that was that's next time.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (12:26):
I want to ask Court though, because I I don't
remember many inaugurations before nine with Obama. I mean, I
think I remember the one when I was in college,
But really that was like a party. We all went
to you know, topp or float a keg and watch
the inauguration, like we didn't watch okay, but before the
two thousands, Court were presidential inaugurations a much more buttoned

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up and professional thing. Or has this always been the
way where we get the top ten most popular celebrities
out there just to draw attention to it.

Speaker 7 (12:56):
Yeah, there would be some celebrities that would show up,
but it wasn't it wasn't like this. It wasn't like
a big party thing. It was you would you would
see the you know, as somebody won the presidential uh
you know election or whatever, the balloons that fall from
the ceiling.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
Even even the conventions again big, the DNC had a
little freakin' John.

Speaker 7 (13:13):
Oh yeah, no, yeah, before the they didn't really do
any of that kind of stuff. They were very boring
and and the inauguration itself was super nobody would watch
it because why would you. It's a bunch of people
in in tuxedos. Uh, you know, all congratulating each other.
So who cares.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Well, we watch it now because I feel everyone feels
like the country is on the brink of collapse. So
everyone's like, well, let's see what happens. Yeah, I'm watching
it tonight.

Speaker 12 (13:35):
That's the crazy part about it is we're on the
brink of collapse, and so we all watch and they
roll out a bunch of people that can't do anything
other than sing songs and act in our favorite movies. Like, look,
that's great, But like Court said, this is clearly a distraction.
Can we get back to I would. I would really
like the next one to be boring and buttoned up.
Hold it in a church for Christ's sake. I don't care. Well,

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look atop this whole thing, because there's a few names
on this list. I see, like Martin Luther King the
third Great, I see Sergeant Caleb B. Green the third.
I see the US Army Army's pershing Band, Like these
are things that belong at the inauguration, right, But Bruce Springsteen,
I don't care if he's there, Like I'm sorry, I
just don't give a shit the boss.

Speaker 7 (14:16):
Well, but it has all become a lot about a
distraction and b ratings like that. The same thing like
with the super Bowl. Remember back in the day they
the halftime show was a marching band, Yeah, and nobody
paid attention because they were all just, you know, off
eating snacks or whatever. And at some point they brought
on a real band and they're like, oh crap, people
actually sticking them through the entire halftime show.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
We should do this more often. And so it's just
gotten bigger and bigger and bigger.

Speaker 10 (14:41):
We do get Billy Ray and Mint Condition in Mint Condition,
it's still pathetic. When his when Achy Breaky Heart came
out on, my great grandma loved him, like you were
talking about, yeah for your family. My great grandma had
one like modern time. Remember when you get a record
on a single, it was that she would rock that

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forty five all the time. That was a hundred years ago.
He made Old Town Rowan in the remix a decade ago,
almost like he is so irrelevant to start with, and
according to the family, this is news to them that
he has fallen this far.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
When I saw the clip, I always think.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
You know, when you know that this person's famous and
you know many of their family members are, I always
wonder what they're thinking. And so I'm watching this, watching
him implode like a dying star in space, and thinking,
what's Miley Cyrus thinking? She's hanging from a wrecking ball
somewhere in her bedroom? Just like is she cringing or
she's going.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
He deserves it.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
They've been estrange for a while, right, So.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
That's why I'm wondering, like, is she embarrassed or is
she like or does she think that's why I don't
talk to you anymore?

Speaker 10 (15:49):
Or thinking of Probably the Sun is quoted saying you
used to be my hero and look at yourself now.
That's what he said is a public comment after the inaugura.
I mean, if my kids said you used to be
my hero, you might want to check the bridge, might
want to check the all.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
Time to probably get your life together.

Speaker 6 (16:09):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
It also bums me out too, cause it's like, I mean,
maybe all these quote unquote celebrities are doing this pro bono,
but I doubt it. So it's like, how much are
you paying these people to be there? It's like I
don't I don't even want to see the glitz in
the glamour when it comes to your inauguration, when the economy,
the economy is in the shitter and inflation is the

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way it is.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
It's like, I don't think you want to know how
much kid, it'll make you sick.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Right, It's just like I don't I don't want this. Like,
let's you're here to do a job, Let's get it started,
you know what I mean. It's just like it's I
don't know, I'm sick.

Speaker 12 (16:46):
And then you said, you're like, let's get it started,
and here comes the.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
You're like, oh, that's not what I meant. God damn it.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
Yeah, it's what it is.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
We say we were making all fine, and none of
this will be taking It's all ending on deaf fears.
It doesn't matter what we think or say are our
concerns in this country. If a billionaire wants it, then
you can get fucked.

Speaker 10 (17:12):
I would have if you would have said to me,
and without knowing that Billy Ba or Billy Ray is involved, if.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
You said, what do you think?

Speaker 10 (17:19):
The Vegas odds are that there will be a little
nas X song at a Trump inauguration.

Speaker 6 (17:24):
I would bet the deed to my house that he wouldn't. Okay,
you know.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Would have been funny that you should just they would
have flipped on the devil one. Oh yeah, he's like
dancing with gay dudes in a prison.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
Yeah, that's it. I mean.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
But they did have the village people, so that's I mean.

Speaker 10 (17:38):
Yeah, it was so bad that the Internet was saying,
does Little nas X have a right to sue Billy
Rays Cyprus for this?

Speaker 4 (17:46):
It is wild, right, it's not his song.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
So there you go.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
If you want to go see the videos, they're just
they're floating around the internet.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
You know.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
I saw about twelve of them within an hour of
the inauguration.

Speaker 6 (17:56):
So he's everywhere right now.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
They're everywhere, and we'll find out what happens with the
family if it all falls apart. Another thing that went
viral on TikTok is there's this woman who's gone viral
and it is disgusting, but she claims that about two
years ago she just.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
Gave up on wiping.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Oh what, she just stopped wiping her bottom after she goes.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Number two, number two not number one.

Speaker 10 (18:18):
Maybe she probably dripped drys the front side if she's
not touching the corner.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
I don't know. She's talking about an East infection.

Speaker 6 (18:24):
Well that's in here.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Well that could be yeah, that could be either. But
typically that won't happen if you don't wipe your front.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
Well people are She's probably given up on it all.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
But I don't stop at the border.

Speaker 6 (18:39):
Guys, do or you don't.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
All I'm saying is that I don't think he would
be developing East infections by just like letting it drip dry. Okay,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (18:48):
But I feel like a big part of what causes it.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, But all I'm saying is that I feel like
to not wipe your ass would cause more bacteria than
just like.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Right, well, here's the one of the tiktoks that have
gone viral. It's just grossing people out all over the internet.

Speaker 13 (19:06):
So I do get YaST infections more often than most people.
I stopped wipem my ass back in twenty twenty when
COVID happened and everywhere was out of toilet paper, and
so I said, fuck it, I'm just gonna not wipe,
I guess, and I realized that it really didn't make
much of a difference. I've always struggled with body odor,
and no matter what I do, I always just smell.
I guess my pheromones are really strong, so the smell

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doesn't bother me.

Speaker 12 (19:30):
As far as getting yeast infections.

Speaker 13 (19:32):
I really don't mind those either, because I've learned that
I can experiment with them. I've made cinnamon rolls, I've
made bread, and over the course of four years, I
probably saved two dollars not buying yeast from the grocery
store toilet paper because and the only brand toilet paper
I could use without giving me a rash was Sharman,

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and Sharman is insanely expensive. So when I cut out
that expense, I realized I might actually be able to
say that for a down payment on a house. Now,
no stop, and I don't even have to give up
my albocado TOAs law taste.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
Okay, this is a joke, I hope.

Speaker 6 (20:10):
So you don't say I make cinnamon rolls from a
houst infection.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
No, here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
I believe that there are disgusting mongrels out there. I
think there are people out there and she you gotta
listen if she is faking it, and she very well
could be I'm not saying she's not, but she's an
amazing actress as she is, because she is this video,
she's just telling the camera like just matter of fact,
doesn't look she doesn't have a granner face. There's not

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not a bit of her that makes you think she's joking.
She's also posted many other videos of people. You know,
people responded to it. So she's a fucking disgusting monster. Yeah,
and she's responding to all those videos and she's keeping
this up.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
But also the fact of the matter is like when
you were like, hey, there's this woman who stopped wiping
her ass, I wasn't like, no, that can't be I
was like, yeah, that checks out. I'm sure I don't
know whether there's somebody out there who's not doing that.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Yeah, So here's I'm just gonna randomly click on some
other videos. This might be her responding to people.

Speaker 5 (21:08):
I don't wipe my ass, so I do get used infections.

Speaker 9 (21:11):
Heard you don't know what chemicals are in toilet paper
or in wipes, so I personally, you do think it's
best to just not wipe. But I stopped wiping about
two years ago when I started using uh the litter
box instead of a toilet, and I have noticed, like
I have not gotten as sick as often. Now, I

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know your mental correlation is not causation, but you know,
I feel like my immunity immune system has like been
built up since I stopped wiping, And it's probably because
I'm not exposing myself to those chemicals.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
You know, So just get to me.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
And I was.

Speaker 10 (21:51):
You know, she's gross if it was real, but for me,
it feels like a borax character. Yeah, I think she
just like I used the litter box. Every video I
bet has a hammer drop light listen.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
I hope so, I fucking hope so. But the Internet
doesn't believe it. She seems pretty dead serious and I
want to throw up in my mind?

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Why was she use the litter box? Like, you don't
have to use toilet without the Yes, you absolutely could
do that.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
And she's got it.

Speaker 6 (22:16):
If it is a stick, she's doing a good job.
She's going viral.

Speaker 11 (22:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
True. Well I don't know because that video, let's let's
look at it only has like eighty five hundred views.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
No, no, maybe that's a copy. That could be a copy. No,
that could be yes, Marcus, go ahead.

Speaker 12 (22:33):
Well, let's look at it from the perspective that she
is being serious, and think about this from our own standpoints. Uh,
you know, Drew Court, you're married. Uh, let's say that
this is your wife or my wife that one day
decides I ain't buying toilet paper anymore. What are you doing?
How are you approaching it? Are you just hitting or
right in the face with I'm walking out the door

(22:53):
with a kid under each arm and one strapped to
my back, or like what how do you approach the situation?
Because this baffle and I don't know that the relationship
would make it to the other side if she was dead.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
Seriously, if this is serious, just the beginning of your problem.
And if she's got kids, which I think I heard
a kid making them wipe?

Speaker 5 (23:15):
Are they are?

Speaker 12 (23:16):
They do?

Speaker 4 (23:16):
They have shitty little asses too, because I remember when
I was a kid, I would skip wiping when you
were like three, I didn't know any better, four or whatever,
and like when I first started using the toilet and
you'd get like rashes.

Speaker 10 (23:28):
So it's funny you bring that up, because that's what
my response to Marcus was going to be, just that
that it isn't the thought of my wife doing it.
It's the when you have multiple kids, and I've got
multiple girls, so doa his court, and I guarantee he
dealt with this at some point when they're little. Like
Tanner said, you don't always clean your body appropriately, So
you run into moments where you see something and you're like, Amy,

(23:51):
get in here, because it is so important to wipe
your body and to be clean.

Speaker 6 (23:59):
That's why we live past the age of forty now.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
And the fact that she's like, well, I just I'm
kind of a smelly person. I thought there's a difference
between like, Okay, you've got some strong bo and you
smell like ass. Yeah, that's a cleanliness thing.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Yeah, and you know that smell. Yeah, I can't stand
the smell of button. You don't know that smell come
to a bacon and beer.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
Sniff at about eight thirty. Yeah, I don't know what
it is.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
There's always like one or two people who are just
a little ripe in the buttthole out at five in
the morning to get wine. Yeah, some people, like there's
one person who rolled in in like their pajamas and
you can use some pupils. Pajamas stink when they sweat,
you know, because a lot of times they'll wear them
multiple times.

Speaker 6 (24:41):
Oh yeah, it got tanged.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
Somebody walked in with that smell one day.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
And I have a very sensitive sniffer, you know, and
I smell everything about five minutes before everybody else, and
it just hits me hard and it emotionally throws me
off my game.

Speaker 5 (24:54):
Yea, the smell.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Emotionally emotionally and it seems serious turmoil.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
I can't do it, dude, And.

Speaker 10 (25:00):
I think we're lucky to be in a room with
people who who think it's important to have a hygiene,
good hygiene.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Well, Laura is in every other day shower, but I am.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
I am in every other day's shower.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
Day wiper, she wipes every time.

Speaker 6 (25:13):
If that is that you're going to go on a jog,
you just let.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
It drive, Yeah, exactly. I just spread the cheeks a
little bit, let the breeze once gets through there.

Speaker 11 (25:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
I will say She's always smelled good.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
And I'm like hyper aware of it though, you know,
like I feel like some people like don't smell themselves,
but I'm very self conscious about it.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
We had an engineer here who would come to it
and used to set up our bacon and beers. Love
the guy but every time he would get on the
ground to like plug in a plug, he would open
up a stink.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
How do you not smell?

Speaker 5 (25:48):
And dude, he would it would clear out.

Speaker 10 (25:49):
Like those felt like some twenty day jeans. Yeah, you know,
like those weren't those weren't coming out crisp in the morning.
He was ripping those bad boys off the ground.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
And that's why I used wipes, baby wipes, dude wipes, whatever,
and get my hands.

Speaker 6 (26:03):
On the baby wipes. But hole, we can't go a
whole show without a Costco drop.

Speaker 10 (26:08):
So I buy nine giant packs of wipes for twenty bucks,
and those live in every bathroom.

Speaker 6 (26:16):
And you know they're an Amy's car.

Speaker 10 (26:17):
I'd like them to be in my car, even because
a clean playing field is nothing better than knowing that
you got it under control.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
I usually have some in my backpack. I do not
at the moment, but I usually do.

Speaker 6 (26:28):
It's nice to have in a pinch and it'll keep
it like if you were going to it.

Speaker 10 (26:32):
If you're going to a concert or a festival, if
you make sure you have a clean butt when you
get there, you're much less likely to get swassa ass do.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Yeah, and then you feel confident crawling back to your
seat rubbing your butt in some stranger's face because you
just cleaned your balloon.

Speaker 6 (26:44):
Yeah, I'll take a clean nott any day, dude.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
I remember on the airplane once someone got out of
the lavatory and I was I was had the aisle seat,
and they just you know, had to like pivot in
the aisle to let someone else pass, and their butt
was right in my face and it smelled like the toilet.

Speaker 6 (27:02):
If you want to throw a two thousand flushes that ud.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
I just I wanted to pull a person by their
hair and drag them to the ground.

Speaker 6 (27:07):
Oh my god, I thought I.

Speaker 12 (27:09):
Waited to Uh. I went to re up my dude
wipes the other day and they were all out. And
I am a dude wipes fan. I like the the
I guess the scent, I like the feel. Everything works
for me with dude wipes. And I had to buy
this different brand. And as I was unloading the groceries
and I got home, I looked at the top of
it and on the description it said deliciously silky body wipes,

(27:33):
and and what I realized is I don't taste things
with my butthole. And I tried to take them back
and they wouldn't take them because I opened them already.
But I was really disappointed that it said deliciously silky
on the front of it. That just put me off.

Speaker 10 (27:49):
Delicious, Who cares your freaking.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
If that's not I wanted to be delicious. Maybe it's
delicious for somebody else, you know, So maybe that's your
sign to, you know, try a little asplay.

Speaker 12 (28:03):
Yeah, that's the only logical conclusion you can get to
with the word.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
And I get that.

Speaker 10 (28:12):
I get the dude wipes wants to they need to
market themselves separate from a baby wipe. But I would
I would argue that the scent is unnecessary. That when
you clean the area, you've cleaned it back to normal
and it's still a butthole. Well, and it doesn't matter
if you put a little bit of brute on that
bad boy.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
It's a butthole.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
In fact, being a lady and having to deal with
multiple things going.

Speaker 6 (28:36):
On down there, it can be irritated.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Yeah, one of the first things I learned was like,
stay away from the scented stuff. It's not good for
your body.

Speaker 6 (28:44):
That's why Marcus's asshole looks like Chinese food.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Decisely well that night.

Speaker 12 (28:51):
I'm a real aggressive wiper.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
If you don't lose a knuckle in there, you're not clean.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Ibs, Yes, it's it's not as tight.

Speaker 6 (28:59):
As you think.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (29:03):
Deliciously silky though that one. Sorry, no, thank you.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
That will be the title of the.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
Deliciously Silky I love it. Yeah, all right, what else
did we not talk about today?

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (29:17):
See, we discussed the butthole lady.

Speaker 6 (29:19):
We discussed disgusted.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
We just disgusted.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
We discussed Billy Ray Cyrus. Let's see.

Speaker 6 (29:27):
I bet Billy Ray's not is a tragedy.

Speaker 10 (29:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Retirees are depressed. People are still working depressed.

Speaker 6 (29:35):
I feel like I feel like that will be me
too if I don't have something else to do.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yeah, but I mean, what is retirement? You know what
I mean?

Speaker 6 (29:43):
Yeah, I don't think we'll ever experience it, So you're fine.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
A couple of suits Jet blue after a frozen waist
crashes through their ceiling. Oh no, I guess that like
a frozen piece of shit, a frozen.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Like so a frozen turd. It crashed through their the
roof of their home.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
The California couple of fout a lawsuit against Jet Blue
Airlines after a frozen chunk of waste from one of
the company's planes came crashing through their bedrooms.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
You know that. How do they know where it came to?

Speaker 5 (30:12):
Yeah, they probably did some investigation.

Speaker 6 (30:15):
And that's a turd.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Michael Reese and Leah Ferrani say they were sound asleep
on January first. This was actually January first of last year, though,
when a chunk of ice about the size of a
watermelon broke through the ceiling right above their bed. According
to the lawsuit, they barely escaped devastating physical injury. Can
you imagine, like if one of like one of you
got seriously hurt by a frozen piece of shit flying?

Speaker 6 (30:37):
Oh my god, you have to be able to sue
for a decent amount.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
Yeah, they're asking for only a million dollars, though I
figured more than that.

Speaker 6 (30:44):
I kind of wish it hit me.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
The damage in the house I think would be would
be a million dollars.

Speaker 6 (30:50):
I can't live here after a frozen turd bunker bus
my living room.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
I don't know that airplanes do that though.

Speaker 7 (30:56):
They store the all the stuff in the like the
belly of the plane, and when they get through the
airport it's.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
It's well out.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
An investigation by the FAA found that the same plane
dropped a chunk of ice on a Massachusetts home in
August of twenty twenty three. In the lawsuit Rose and
the woman whose name is like I said for Narnie,
I don't even Arnie, they say Jet Blue failed to quote, investigate,
and collect the problems after the twenty twenty three incidents.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
So because they probably didn't know that they're unleashing frozen
poops on people.

Speaker 10 (31:26):
Yeah, and it says here when you look it up
that they don't intentionally drop turns, but an unintentional.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
Drop house or even an opening.

Speaker 10 (31:34):
Yeah, it's probably when they empty. It's probably the waste
removal system.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
Oh and I best someone's dripping off from it. Somebody
left the door open or something like that, and then.

Speaker 6 (31:43):
It froze up with the bunker bust.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
Actually, you know, for a million dollars, dude, you can
let two of those hit my house.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
I don't get a ship.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Oh yeah, because keyword here is could have caused serious injury,
but it not. Yeah, So I mean it's.

Speaker 6 (31:59):
Kind of you really wish it drilled you right in
the sternum.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Yeah, there's always some times where you're like, oh, that
sucked that that happened.

Speaker 10 (32:05):
But man, yeah, like the kid who's the door flew
off the Alaska flight, Yeah, fly me to the moon.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
I would glad. He probably can fly wherever he wants
for free.

Speaker 10 (32:14):
You now right, And they're part of a massive lawsuit.
The kid's mom, her job is to is to litigate
these types of things.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Happened to the worst possible filing.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
Yeah, own the airline.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Now, I gotta be honest with you. I flew Alaska
on my way back home from Albuquerque, and I was
sitting next to the window. You push that door, No,
but I was I was thinking about, like how scary
that would have been, especially this time of year it's
so cold. I just like thought about the door flying off,
and I'm like, there's no way I'd be able to
stay in my seat.

Speaker 10 (32:45):
All jokes aside, I absolutely do not want to be
in that chair. Yeah, but I would like the money,
the pay.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
It would be nice. It would be nice.

Speaker 10 (32:52):
But between you and and certain death race, yeah, and
moved it sucked out and have that final moment be
like really maybe not maybe not that, but maybe be
misgendered at a big corporation Storre. Oh yeah, yeah, I
would love to be misunder That's a whole other thing.

Speaker 12 (33:11):
Yeah, Marcus says, you guys know how in like real estate,
like if somebody dies in a heinous manner or whatever,
they kind of have to disclose that too.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (33:19):
Do you think that they have to disclose Like one
day back in February, a frozen chunk of airplane ship
came flying through the roof here and could have caused injury.
Everybody was fine, they were awarded millions. I just wondering
if you still want to buy this house, like, just
might sell it.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
You're in the turd drop zone here.

Speaker 10 (33:38):
Planes fly over and turn stew drop. I think it's
on the car fax for the house.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
You know, honestly that that should be said, but they
probably won't. Like I've been watching a lot of these
retail horror stories on TikTok, and people will get if
they can get away with it, they will. One person
sold a house. It wasn't even a house. It was
just a RV with a house built around it. And
the person bought it side unseen because it was one
of those out of state things and they were walking

(34:03):
around those house like, this isn't even.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
A fucking house.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
They built walls around an RV that brilliant.

Speaker 8 (34:09):
Would actually be funny to do to somebody, especially if
you're buying like phone, it blows me away, Like people
who move here from California do that a lot.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Like that's exactly what I was thinking.

Speaker 10 (34:23):
My kids go to school with a guy who's like, yeah,
we never saw the house. There was probably like seven
or eight pictures, like we got really lucky.

Speaker 6 (34:29):
I'm like, I could never.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
I could never.

Speaker 6 (34:31):
I don't care if I have to hike here.

Speaker 7 (34:33):
It cost a couple hundred dollars to get on a
plane and fly here to actually look at that. I mean,
you're spending hundreds of thousands of dollars get on a
goddamn plane and look at the house.

Speaker 10 (34:41):
But I think the idea, and I with you one
hundred percent, is that when the housing market was hot,
you have minutes, Like when Tanner was looking for a house,
you had to be like.

Speaker 6 (34:53):
And like, jump so fast. I would still not get
it right.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Yeah, I put an eight offers before I finally got
a house.

Speaker 6 (34:58):
Mm hmm. So it's a different time now, but at
that point it was the wild West.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
Seven offers.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
Still I'd be like, well, I don't make offers.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Then I put him the eighth time I got the house.
So yeah, dude, it was a lot, and it was
emotionally draining because you know, they say, don't get attached
to a house, Well you have to just to put
a How.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Am I supposed to know if I like it?

Speaker 6 (35:15):
If I'm not attaching myself?

Speaker 4 (35:17):
So they say, like Drew, his mom's the ones who
sold it to me. She's like, don't get attached, and
I'm like, okay, okay, boom attached.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
Not start imagining what you're going to do.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
And then, especially the moment they told me it wasn't
mine that, I'm like, I will burn that house to
the growth. But the house that I got, I actually
didn't get it originally.

Speaker 6 (35:34):
Yeah, it's a pretty awesome setup.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
So I put in the same bid as the same
offer as another guy, but he had like a bigger
cash down payment, right, so they went with him. But
then this poor guy lost his job. So that's what
they tell me to go. So the guy lost his job,
do you want the.

Speaker 6 (35:50):
House because he's no longer qualified.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
I wasn't able to be like yes, because I just
found out this poor dude and his family don't have
a job over to his house.

Speaker 6 (35:59):
He went a light.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
Yeah I started dancing in front of it.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Yeah, I was stoked, but like at the same time,
I wasn't really able to like fully embrace it and
celebrate because that information.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
But yeah, it was.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
It's brutal out there. I don't know if it's is
it's still that bad right now.

Speaker 6 (36:12):
Because I mean, the interest rates are so bad.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
And houses now sit on the market, which never would
have happened when even when I went to buy my condo,
there was pressure there to be like, Okay, if you
want to, I gotta get something done right now, like
let's write it up. But it's just not that way anymore.

Speaker 12 (36:28):
Yeah, And also, Tanner, you got to think back to
like there's a certain amount of you that should have
celebrated and just say because it's doggy dog out there.
And the day I accepted keys to this house, I
got fired and that was a pretty devastating deal and
there was no sympathy. You just fight through it and
figure it out. You should have walked up to that
guy and like, I'm really sorry, but face, check out

(36:51):
my new face.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
I haven't heard a face, and I was pretty stoked.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
It just it took me a little bit, but yeah,
you got a good house. Yeah, and my rate was
low because you're right, it was a better time for
two point eight or something like that.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
Don't move, I know, don't move.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
You can't, Yeah, because I was looking at some stuff
and this guy was trying to get me to refinance
from the bank and I didn't do it.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
They're so he was.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
He was trying to get me to refine. He's like,
you can what you can pay your house off in
nine years if you do. And I'm like, dude, I'm
not going to be broke because I could pay it
off in nine years, I won't have any money for
anything else.

Speaker 10 (37:28):
He doesn't make any sense either though, because you can't
refinance at the low percentage rate that you have and
you'll pay.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
Ye refinance to what he tells me.

Speaker 5 (37:36):
No, But he's also telling me that's his job.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
You need to pay one extra one extra, one extra
rent payment a year, so pay thirteen payments a year
because that'll take something. He was just a bunch of
shit for me, and I'm like, I'm not famn.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
I mean, that is a good idea. If you can
afford it. That is a good idea because you'll pay
off the house faster.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
But yeah, but I just it all goes straight, that
goes straight to the every last cent would have gone
to the house.

Speaker 5 (37:58):
Yeah, you know what I mean?

Speaker 10 (37:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (37:59):
Yeah, then what am I doing?

Speaker 6 (38:01):
Yeah? You need a little comfort level.

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