TD&L Donkey Show Podcast for Thursday - Bucket List Interviews

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, I'm sure. I'm just starting this thing now.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hey dude, yeah, you're you're catching the Donkey Show podcast
already in progress, already in progress.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Get your ship fixed, Marcus.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
With an echo. Oh yeah, is heat the system?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Are you back, Marcus?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
No, it's always Marcus's ship, whether we're gaming, whether we're
doing a podcast, it's always Marcus's ship messing up every
single time.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Betty was the kid who always had to fix his
chain on his bikes. He could never get to seven eleven.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
The whole group had to stop because his stupid chain.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Following up, I had a slurpey for you, bro, your oily,
greasy fingers.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Marcus.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Oh, he's calling back the hotline all right, yo.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
You can't even I can't even hear you on the hotline, Marcus.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Because you said, like I can hear you in my headphones.
You said yo before the phone even picked up, So
that's why you couldn't hear me. I don't know what's happening.
I just finished an interview for my normal job.

Speaker 6 (00:56):
I signed out. I was talking to Drew Moura for
a couple of seconds and out, and now it's gone forever.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Obviously it's my.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Fault is fault.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
It has to be as everything's working here.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
It just went dark, like anytime we're playing games and
like we're trying to troubleshoot, like Marcus will blame me
and stick to his guns pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
But sure enough, Sure.

Speaker 7 (01:15):
That makes both of you though you guys are so stubborn.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
We are, but sure, shit, it's you know, nine times
out of ten it's his stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
What's up with your gear? Dude?

Speaker 6 (01:26):
I think it just hates you guys, To be honest
with you, It works for me the other time.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
It's it's day.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
As you're talking, I can see the the light faintly
light up, so maybe your volume's just down talking.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
About I hear it, I hear Did you just turn
your volume up? No?

Speaker 6 (01:48):
I didn't touch anything. I just pulled the mic closer
to my face. It was right here and now.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I bet you, so next time, put the microphone to
your face.

Speaker 7 (01:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:57):
Yeah, I've only been doing this for fucking It sounds
I've been doing.

Speaker 7 (02:01):
Hanging up on market.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
It sounds like you've been doing it for about an
hour right now, Market, Well, it feels like I didn't
doing it.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
For a hundred years.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
The echo is making more crazy. I actually kind of
like it.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
It is marked you sing something, yeah, sing sing a
little ditty for us with that echo, that reverb sing
a little.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Pretty good.

Speaker 7 (02:22):
It just sounds pretty good.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Reverb does itself.

Speaker 7 (02:25):
It sounds like under my umbrella, Ella, Ella.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Why don't you do it like you're a sports announcer
and you just you just you're calling a home run?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Let is gentleman stepping do the plate?

Speaker 6 (02:37):
Play side inside?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
What what home run in his career?

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Career?

Speaker 3 (02:43):
How dare you.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Pitch coming in? It's obviously a change up. They thought
they could.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
Get in by against a whole of it, all of
it all.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
It's it's far far.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
It's long, it's he's not familiar with any of these.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Working very good.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Every time you hit the ball, you like that one's
out of here pop up.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
That was, well, we got it all fixed. Now everything's fine.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Nice, nice to have you.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
We'll see what the next disaster is when we play games,
because we're gonna play tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Marcus and I already made a deal.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Well, you guys have already established there will be a
blame game.

Speaker 7 (03:19):
Yeah, the oh, the the game that always works.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, there's occasionally it is my fault, but it's yeah,
it's rare.

Speaker 6 (03:27):
How often do you after we switched back to playing
Xbox here the last time we played and we had
no problems, which felt like home.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yes I did.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
I had all sorts of problems because I had to
play on Xbox.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
That was a problem, you know, because your ship wasn't
working and I don't like going back.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
Well, I just sit here and get chicken dinners like
it's my job now, exally because.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
You're playing then you're playing bots and nine year olds.
I'll take them.

Speaker 6 (03:57):
Yeah, I'm the shithead today that sucked up the thing.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Please move on.

Speaker 7 (04:01):
I know, well, it's a It's a welcome change from me, Marcus.
I'm usually the one who's always wrong.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
And how many little violins are going to play in
here before you get on with things?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I got a few more, Marcus. Guess who we got
to talk to today?

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (04:17):
You said it yesterday, but I don't remember, and that's.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
How much you care.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Today we got to talk to one and only Jeremy
Piven said it said you said.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
It right when you introduced him too, which was.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Which I I'm glad I did because I wasn't thinking
I just kind of said it in most Germys, and
I usually say Jermy.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, I always say Germany.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Seeing how he did not want to be a call
have Lloyd yelled at him. I think the name was
a good funny.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
I thought that that's the way you said that name
for years because as a kid, this, like one of
my friends was named he said Jeremy.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
And I remember when he said it. He said it
because I guess it was Texas. I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
It sounded like you said Jermy, and I remember when
he said it. I went, that's a weird name. I
just thought of like squiggly germs in my head. And
then I've been saying everybody's name like that for twenty years,
an extra syllable jem Jeremy. Yes, I made sure to
say it right. I actually practiced last night. Welcome to
the Show, Jeremy Piven, Yeah, practice.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
It just to make sure he doesn't like he doesn't
like having Lloyd yelled at him.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Is that what I heard now?

Speaker 3 (05:14):
He was kind about it, but he established that that's
not his fave.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (05:21):
Also, at the end of the interview, he told Tanner
that they would not be friends, so.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
He was he was fucking around, but he was we'd
be best friends.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
And he gave your Lloyd an eleven out of ten.
Let's not forget some of the highlights.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
So I did. I did scream Lloyd.

Speaker 7 (05:34):
I go.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
I told him, I said, you have no idea how
bad I want to scream Lloyd. And he goes, so,
what happens all the time, just do it? And so
I did it, and I said, rape my Lloyd and
he gave me an eleven out of ten.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
I think the exact thing is he goes, yeah, that's
exactly what I want to hear.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Somebody just scream Lloyd at me.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, this early in the morning.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
And then at the end of the segment, I was like,
you know, because he was a lot of fun, easy
to talk to, and you know he was you could
tell he was having fun, Like it sounds like he
started to perk up.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, because when you start these interviews, you don't know
what kind of Hawaiian shirt you're gonna get.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah, you're just talking to some douchebag. Kay and Jeremy's defense.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
These celebrities defense, ninety nine percent of them are fucking dorks.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Oh yeah, and they have jaded the person, so we
have to work them out of the well before we
can get any But.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
I love it when I see them come out of it,
like what happens to the comedians in here.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
I could hear it on the phone. It's like, oh,
we're chilling.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, like, oh, he's enjoying himself, okay, and uh he
uh yeah. I go.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
So I have a feeling you and I be friends, Jeremy.
I mean if you if you and I met in
real life, we'd hang out. And he goes like, without
skipping a beat, probably not, I don't think we would
be Yeah, And it was just really funny.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
So yeah, but he he did establish that he's just
playing around. He's a pretty cool guy. Uh.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
And I thought he was cooler in person than I
even thought he would be.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
So if you missed it, you can listen to the podcast.
It's on Thursday's show. Jeremy Peaven. I loved Ari Gold.
That was probably Marcus. Would you say Ari Gold's one
of the top ten best TV characters of all the time.

Speaker 6 (07:01):
I mean, for me, he's even higher than that. I
would say top five or maybe even top three. He
made Entourage, like there's a lot of funny stuff that
happened in that show, but without Ari Gold episode two.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah, I wish we would have had it.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
I mean because we we went Entourage for route, so
we didn't get a chance to ask any Old School questions.
I wish we could have asked, if you brought everyone,
if you got Vince and you got the Wilson brother,
could we would you come? I would guess he would.
Why not, you know, I mean, it's a paycheck and
the first one was such a blockbuster.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
I wish they did it again. I wish. But the
guy who did Old School, I'm pretty sure did uh uh.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
I think he's like, I think he's a big time
director now like he did. I think he's not going
he did Hangover? Did he do the Hangover?

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Todd Phillips?

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Is that? That's what I'm thinking. It is.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
All I can think is.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Just don't what we should do. That's what we should
have done.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
We should have said, can you name this jingle?

Speaker 7 (08:05):
Oh? Yeah, Phillips. He did direct The Hangover? Yes, And
he directed the Joke Joker.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
And he directed Old School. So he's a wedding crasher.
He did a lot of.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Great comedies, but now he went into like The Joker
and things like that.

Speaker 7 (08:20):
Oh, he also directed Joker Folio d womp.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Wow, you get you get a pass because he did
the film. They can't all be bangers, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
But his his comedies, I mean, look, listen Todd Phillips comedies,
Hangover one, two and three. Uh, the Old School. Project
X is a great movie. I think he was just
a producer on that. But Project X is like a
found footage movie. But it's these kids throwing a rager party.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
It gets out of hand and it's a really great movie.

Speaker 6 (08:47):
I just realized who this guy is.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
He's uh, he's.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
The I'm here for the gang band guy. Yeah, that
is him. Put some movie. He'll put himself as like
a small character in each film.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
I think that is one of the greatest scenes in
the history of comedy.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Dude, he did to be He did Dude, date the
Hangover one, two and three, Start Sky Starsky and Hutch.

Speaker 7 (09:08):
Oh Man, he's been uh road road trip the early
two thousands. He was crushing.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
He directed War Dogs, which is a good movie. Yeah,
he's done some good shit.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah, there's nothing short of an amazing resume right there.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
You want to know how he really broke into the
to the industry.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Here.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
He was a field producer for one episode of Taxicab
Confessions in nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Like wow, that's how you break into the business a
long way. You take what you can get and then
you impress at that level.

Speaker 6 (09:38):
But that was also field producer for Taxicab Confessions. Imply
that he's the guy out on the street at night
trying to find a weirdo to get in the cab.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
It's gonna probably exactly. H Yeah, it was a lot
of fun talking to him. That was I was saying.
I don't know if I said this, I think I
said it on the air. It was a bucket list
interview for me, Like he's one of those guys I've
always liked to wanted to talk to, and that was
a cool moment. So, uh, if you have a bucket
list of people you'd like to interview Drew, who's on
Who's on that list?

Speaker 1 (10:03):
The top two three people?

Speaker 3 (10:07):
I don't have three people off the top of my dome.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Like athletes. I don't know your favorite musician, use your imagination,
I know, go to someone else. Well, I think about it.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
I don't know three people, right now.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
I could think of the three people I would like.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
I know, but you're like super like you've got all
these You're a huge dork.

Speaker 7 (10:23):
I mean, yeah, you say exactly, you said it on me.
I would interview And this is so lame, probably because
he is an interviewer, but and now he's huge, and
so the moment has passed. But I would love to
interview Sean Evans of Hot one.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Hot Ones to turn the steaks back on him.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
It'd be coold just to get the story, like, tell
us about when you created it. Do you remember the
moment you guys came up with this idea.

Speaker 7 (10:49):
And because he used to be just like a copywriter,
you know, so like and he's very like his idols
are the same as our idols, like the Stearns and
then Jimmy Kim and like he was in that same
like broadcast.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
He's our agent.

Speaker 7 (11:04):
So yeah, he's I think he's the same age as me.
So I just think that would be fun.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Yeah, I think interviewing you know, maybe a classic athlete,
like I mean, to get in the same.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Room with a Bird or a Jordan, that.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Seems it seems unimtainable. Yeah, you know they Michael Jordan's
gonna come in you're lying.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
No, No, he's not. He's coming in here like there.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Certain people are just too big for certain things, like
I would say that Michael Jordan's too big for even
like the.

Speaker 7 (11:31):
Late Night any interviews are just not doing people that
are even movie actors.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
There are certain actors like leon That's why Leonardo DiCaprio
doesn't do it.

Speaker 7 (11:40):
It's like you're not.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
He doesn't need to do it.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Not only does he chooses to do it for a
movie he wants to promote.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
So there's no way he would even set foot on
our property, not just a building. He wouldn't come within
twenty feet of this place.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
But then there are some that you might be more obtainable,
but you don't want them in their current state. It's
like Brett Farv, Yeah, that would have been a cool
interview in his peak, but like now he's like half
CD and mumbling and the whole deal.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Like the controversy scandal, like what are we even doing?

Speaker 4 (12:06):
So I and with actors, I kind of a lot
of times I like the characters more than the person.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
But for me today was a different deal.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
More there are I have more.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
On my bucket list of people I'd like to interview.
I would kill to interview Howard Stern just to just,
you know, not really as a fan, but more as
like a radio guy, you know, pick his brain about
behind the.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Scenes of radiow's interviewing you back.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
And I could be but I do.

Speaker 7 (12:34):
And maybe this is wrong of me to think, but
I feel like that's like, can never meet your idols
type of person, Like I don't think I've.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Got friends who are friends. I say, he's really not.

Speaker 7 (12:44):
And I didn't listen to him growing up, so he's
not really enough idol of mine.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
But I just feel like him.

Speaker 7 (12:49):
I don't know, for some reason, I feel like he
wouldn't be that funny.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
He probably wouldn't be that funny, but he'd be fun.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
But it's interesting for me, and I would just be like,
tell me about radio nineteen seventy two.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Yeah, And I think the right way to do it,
historian style would be a lot of fun. Just to
have him be like, tell me about this one time.
It's like kind of like a it's considered a wives
tale or whatever. Did it really happen like this, you know,
rather than just how great is it to be rich?
Like documentary style.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
I also another one, and this might sound cliche, but
I would like to interview Eminem.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
I've always wanted interview. I think he is so interesting as.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
A human being, and I'm a fan obviously of his music,
but you know, I want to know the thought process
of the of the songs, how long it takes him
to finish a song, you know. I just want to know,
like the create the creative stuff behind it, behind the scenes,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
I would ask him about that shit.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
And then if he if he talks to his mom
at all anymore, he's probably just a little dicey. But yeah,
I think those two are like really at the top
for me.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Yeah, Eminem would be a cool interview just because he
has the story is twenty five years long.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
And he won.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
You know, he's sober now and he's together. Mark, who's
on your bucket list to interview?

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Well?

Speaker 6 (13:58):
And I kind of broke it down into two categories
here because I feel like interview and conversation would be
two different things given what we all do for a living.
So I would love to interview Martin Scorsese, Yeah, and
just get some of the stories from some of those films.
That he's been involved with and just he It seems
like every time I see a Martin Scorsese interview, he's

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telling some amazing behind the scenes story and he's been
doing it Jonah Will getting punched in the face or
something like that.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah, he's been doing it for so long. He's got
all of the stories. Oh yeah, from back when Hollywood
was like hardcore.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (14:32):
As far as another interview, I would love to have
if it was on a big platform, give me Will
Ferrell because you never know what's coming. Like he's walked
out on Conan dressed like Little Debbie. He showed up
with a bird on his shoulder at Jimmy Fallon, Like,
I just love the unpredictability there because that's gonna test you, right,
Can you live in that world and actually get through

(14:54):
this interview? I think that would be really cool. And
then Jerry Rice is definitely my athlete. You guys all
though that huge Jerry Rice fan and not a CTE guy.
He's he's actually didn't get hit a lot when he
was playing, so he's still pretty straight. And uh, I
would love to have a conversation with Travis Barker, same
stuff you were talking about uh Tanner with Eminem. I

(15:17):
want to know about the recording process for that guy.
I want to dig deep and so give me like
a six pack of beer, a couple of joints, and
he and I sitting in a room talking drug like.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
I would ask him like, did you do the whole
song from start to finish or do you do the
verse stop and then record the cores separately?

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Like I'm like that type of shit.

Speaker 6 (15:33):
Yeah, And I want to know e Q. I'm getting
in his brain when it comes to EQ. Talk to
me about compression and all the shit that nobody cares
about because I need to know.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
And finally, that's the stuffing like, that's the stuff that
makes a song or a movie the way it is
is that the behind the scenes little tweaks and those
like I want to hear about tell me a secret,
you know, tell me your trick to make it sound
that way.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
And and last, and certainly not least here, the only
Ducks coach I ever got to interview when I was
doing you know, sports for KPNW was Chip Kelly, and
it was I won't call it a nightmare because I
was a fanboy and I was I was very amused
at being down there, but he was very hard to
interview because he was the guy that wouldn't answer ninety
percent of your questions. You had to ask him about

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X and o's or you wouldn't get anything out of him.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Right.

Speaker 6 (16:19):
I would love to sit down with Dan Lanning because
I feel like he's exactly the opposite. He will answer
any question that you throw at him with enthusiasm and
you know, just be in a season ticket holder for
as long as I have. Like that's kind of a
bucket list one for me, especially with where the team
is right now.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
And we've been very we've been very lucky to interview
some SNL people, but the ones that we haven't done,
those are kind of bucket listy that but they're also
the unobtainingum, the Adam Sandler. Yes, to have them in
the room, or to have Chris Rock in the room,

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any of them or all of them, I mean.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
It's that type.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
I'd be overwhelmed. I don't think of them.

Speaker 7 (17:02):
I don't think we'd be talking.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Yeah, you know, and we'd just been which is at best,
we'd be bordops.

Speaker 7 (17:08):
Yeah, which would be fine for.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
A show I would take ahead. Makes my job easier.
I'll wait in the hall. I still get the bonus.

Speaker 7 (17:15):
Exactly, yeah, exactly, But.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah, those are our people i'd like I'd love to interview.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
I know there's more, you know there's some, yeah for sure,
but you know it could be here all day if
we listen to the list. But yeah, it was cool
to talk to Jeremy Piven. I'm saying the name correctly.
It feels weird, to be honest. I don't like it, Alex,
Jeremy Pivot on the show today.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
We forced you out of it.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Yeah all right, what else? How you doing? What's going
on in your life?

Speaker 7 (17:41):
I can't believe you. Guys just like brushed over the
amazing song that I just sang.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
We couldn't believe you song.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
I was trying to pretend we didn't hear it.

Speaker 7 (17:50):
Susan yesterday in the meeting was like single songs that
I'm trying to like bring that to.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Keep her from producing many of your.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Or does sing. She does break out in song lot
And I've always said if Fly for like.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
A musical, we'd be a lot happier. That's truest people.
I'd sing my taco bell.

Speaker 7 (18:05):
Orders and I mean you could try and see I tried.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Once I asked me to leave you.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
That's sir, you have two minutes to get out of
this drive.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
All right, what's going on? What's going with your life?

Speaker 7 (18:14):
For nothing? Nothing? Pretty? I got a busy weekend ahead.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Lura earlier, She's like, I'm going to be spending fourth
of July of loan and it made me sad.

Speaker 7 (18:23):
Yeah, well I don't. I just I don't have any
plans as of yet something and so, but I just
booked an AIRB and B by myself.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
Yeah, so you just made a plan. It's called refundable
in case something comes up. Yeah, until the third okay,
So you can sniff around here.

Speaker 7 (18:38):
And like if somebody wants to come with me, I
guess they can.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
When you go to SAD, When you go to SAD
B ANDB dot comments, it's like.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Elect you canceled till the very last minute.

Speaker 7 (18:48):
Yeah, your case, somebody comes out of the woodwork and
cares about you, but you know they won't, so you're
not getting your mind.

Speaker 6 (18:58):
It's called an air B and B by yourself.

Speaker 7 (19:02):
I'm okay with that, though. I feel like nine times
out of ten I'm going on little solo getaways.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Dude, it's great. It's relaxing. I enjoyed.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
I went to a movie not too long ago bout myself,
and I hadn't been to one by myself in a while,
and it felt so good.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah, my family's been letting me use the bathroom alone lately.
Oh really, it's incredible.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Congratulations.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
You guys should see the living There's a skylight in there.
It's pretty nice.

Speaker 7 (19:21):
Marcus just watched the clouds go by.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
What about you, bus dress, Marcus? What's going on in
your world?

Speaker 7 (19:25):
Marcus?

Speaker 6 (19:27):
Uh, got a nice little weekend planned. We're gonna play
some video games with Tanner and then we're heading out
camping on Sunday. We're gonna take the first part of
the week off, so Monday and Tuesday next week and
come back on Tuesday, get back to work Wednesday, and
then of course you got the holiday on Friday, so
it's a two day work week for me with some
creative times.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
One thing I miss about living where Marcus lives is
in every direction except I five north. You have beautiful
camping actions.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Eugene's great for that is you're so close to outdoor.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Stuff, so it's such a hidden gym.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
I just bought a new tent and I think I
get it today. I think it shows up today nice.
But I dropped four bills on it. I could have
dropped more.

Speaker 7 (20:07):
Because I was going to say, I feel like four
bills is like minimum that.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
I wanted was fifteen hundred. So I'm not doing that.

Speaker 7 (20:13):
And that's not you don't camp enough.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
I don't camp. I want it. It's dope.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
It's like a canvas material or whatever. It's better material
and it's all. It's got a stove vent for wedding camp.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
It's dope. It looked cool. It looked cool. Fifteen dollars.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
I just can't What do I get a camp twice?
That's what we're doing twice a year?

Speaker 7 (20:32):
Now?

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Are you?

Speaker 7 (20:33):
Are you camping this weekend or not this weekend?

Speaker 2 (20:35):
But because you're going on at and we're going to
be somewhere next weekend for the fourth but I think
the weekend after that or that it's the weekend after that.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
It's either I can't remember. I have to look at
the dots again. But kay, we're going.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
I'm excited because I haven't been since I got eaten
up by those mosquitoes.

Speaker 7 (20:50):
Oh yeah, where are you guys going.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
I'm going to the store to get some bug off.

Speaker 7 (20:55):
Get some bugs.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
The coast.

Speaker 7 (20:57):
Oh nice camping at the cost Yes Coast Camping.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Coast Camp and Son.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
So last time I went camping at Eagle Creek, and
I love Eagle Creek, but dude, for one, it was
kind of close to the freeway. I didn't realize that
when I booked it, and you can hear the cars
as you're camping.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Just closed your eyes. That's a river, yeah, right, just
for tend it's water.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
But also I I did forget my bug spray that
at that time, and I got eaten up by mosquitos
on both legs.

Speaker 7 (21:23):
That's when he almost had to have his legs amputated.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
It looked like I had sepsis.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
I went to call in a favor at an urgent care.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
I went to the urgent care.

Speaker 7 (21:30):
Spent four hours convincing him to go to urgent care,
and he finally was.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
But he has legs.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
My thick skull was cracked a little bit and they
got through to me. And it's funny too, because when
I went to the urgent care, they had been listening
and so they knew the whole story.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
At least he didn't have to sit and waste your
time up here.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
You freaking didn't.

Speaker 7 (21:45):
When you pulled up your pant legs, weren't they like,
Oh my.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah, lady, Oh my god, I'm not sure we can
help here. Let me, she goes you might we might
need to send you somewhere else.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Oh god, damn. Oh, I'm glad they were able to die.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Just some antibiotics and I was good.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
And yeah, And it always sucks putting on the the
bug off or the deet or whatever brand.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
You'll get so bad.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
It's better than once it's on. You know, you're camping
a little smoke, it's it's better than the braille that
was on my legs for a month.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Letting you in the woods still use campfires because city limits. No,
but I think you can.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Don't think there's not.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
An overarching cancelation at this point.

Speaker 7 (22:19):
I don't think so. So I think this next weekend
we should be fine.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
That's good because it sucks.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
I do have a propane fire pit just in case,
but it sucks when you got to use that and
not real.

Speaker 7 (22:28):
Yeah, I know, we're we're camping Crater Lake. Well, actually
we're going to Diamond Lake later this month, and it's
like it's the end of July. So I'm a little
I'm like, I don't know, it's hit or miss. I'm
not sure if it's going to be wildfire season in
central Oregon or if.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
We're going to be able to keep our fingers tasted.

Speaker 7 (22:46):
But we'll see. It'll be good.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
It's going to beautiful though, even if it's it's beautiful, especially.

Speaker 7 (22:51):
Since this is the last summer that you're really going
to be able to go see Crater Lake for a while.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Why what's happening?

Speaker 7 (22:56):
They're closing like the major trails for I guess, just
like some renovations. But it's like it's three years Jesus dang.

Speaker 6 (23:05):
I don't know, all right, three years too, Like it
doesn't it doesn't actually bother me with as as kind
of sacred as that area is in our state, to
get people out of it and just let nature take
it back for a few years, Like.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
That's yeah, right, Yeah, it's probably not a bad idea.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
R Like, what we can't just absolutely decimate this forest forever.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
We gotta let it regrow. Marcus, Internet's making them sound sick.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
I just thought I thought the mushrooms were kicking it.

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What's that?

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Marcus, what say you to.

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Okay?

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May God have mercy on all of our souls.