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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
God, what y'all, what is happening?
Speaker 5 (00:20):
Thanks for checking out Tanner, Jew and Laura's Donkey Show podcast. Oh,
heard online at one of five nine in the brew
dot com. Uh the iHeart ready wapp or wherever you
listen to podcasts. Yeah, Tanner Drew's here, Laura's here, buster
as Marcus is joining us.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
What's happening, dude?
Speaker 6 (00:36):
Oh not much, just a standard Thursday. But I am
glad to be here you guys. Always I get a
little bit of a shot of energy from this podcast,
which I know is probably polar opposite from you guys
just finishing up the live show.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
That's a big dragon at the end of your rope.
Speaker 7 (00:51):
We're passing. The energy is getting passed over to you.
It's the changing of the guard.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Well, I love Marcus.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
You know, we did The Donkey Show and Eugene with
Marcus pretty much Laura down in Eugene and you know, uh,
not as cute, not nearly as cute, but we did
love him. And you know that's why we're doing this,
because you're one of my bestest friends. Man, and I
want you to be involved as much as possible, beastiest.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
I appreciate it, Man, and and you two, you know,
not to gush here or anything, but just a little
peek behind the curtain. Like I don't think I would
have the career that I have if it wasn't for
meeting you two and just kind of showing up and
never leaving and having you guys put up with that.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
So now you're probably right a gratitude out of it,
you know.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
I don't think that I had the drive to break
into the industry. I needed a way in like I
got with you guys.
Speaker 8 (01:42):
And I'll never forget that.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
The first day we met Marcus, he shows up in
the studio because he was so funny on the phone.
One day, We're like, dude, coming to the studio, just
hang out with us, and he shows up. But I
think a twelve pack of Bud Light or cors.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Light, one of those.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It was Cords Light, and a fifthy EEG or a
six pack of Red Bull.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
And Marcus literally for the entire four hour show just
sat in the corner and every time I looked at him,
he was just drinking out. One of those one of
those drinks, and he got ham boned in there, and.
Speaker 8 (02:08):
He brought Yeager bombs as well.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
I brought him to share because I didn't know that
you guys were allowed to drink on there, so I
thought we were all gonna party.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
But I you know, there's there's beer around, I'll drink it.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Yeah, And Marcus got out of that so, you know,
because he eventually got hired full time and and and
did not drink at work.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
It was just that well to actually we drink a lot.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
Yeah, I was gonna say when we were we had
a beer fridge in there, the rules got a little
loose when.
Speaker 8 (02:33):
Like bud Light was already who the management was for
a while.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Because our bud Light was our sponsor, so really in
our world they were our boss and and and we
had a fridge in the studio and there was a
guy who literally drove around to the bars and Eugene
and one of his stops was our radio station to
fill up our bud Light fridge and.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
They would load it and then there would just be
racks in our office.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Don't we have a sponsorship like that.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
We're working on it right now, trying to get there
working on it.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
Coming on.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Man, it was pretty sweet because it was just free
bud light everywhere that sounds. And the only thing you
could put in this refrigerator were these bud Light cans
because it got so cold that it would break anything else.
Oh and so they were specially made cans for those.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Refrigerators, and it was clever.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
It was during the cider revolution too, so like nearing
the end of the partnership, they were trying to push hardsider,
which I thoroughly enjoyed.
Speaker 8 (03:26):
So things that don't even exist anymore.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
There was a brand called Johnny Appleseed that they would
bring cases and cases and it had had like eight
hundred grams of sugar, but of course pickle your body,
uh huh, just and didn't pay for alcohol forever.
Speaker 8 (03:40):
It felt like.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
It was crazy.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
I remember one birthday we had a tailgate going because
my birthdays, you know, early September, and one of my
buddies that worked for Anheuser Busch at the time, gave
me eight cases of bud Heavy and then bud Light
as like a gift from the sponsor. Gave us like
another ten extra cases in the office that week for
(04:04):
the football game. I dude, I had bud or bud
Light in my garage for like five months after that,
Like I could not.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Get through it all.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
There was so much free beer, and at the time
I was annoyed. And now I just look at how
much I spend on beer and wonder what went wrong?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Like why did I what did I do to mess
that up? I had it all.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Those were the partnerships, and it's so funny when the
radio stations, especially back in the day. It doesn't happen
as much anymore, but they would just.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Drop off boxes and boxes of things to whatever for you.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
To promote, so like yeah, like Monster Energy.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
H I had that sponsorship too.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
When I was working over at Zee one hundred with
my buddy Dave Styles, they dropped off I'm talking about
like it must have been a dozen or more boxes
of peanut butter kitkats.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh yeah, yeah, I remember you telling.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
No, they're sorry. They're peanut butter twigs, twigs bars, peanut
butter twigs bars. And we remember when that Pop bro
we ate so many of those that I was like,
we were sick. We literally get sick, but we were like, yeah,
you want another peanut butter twigs and we would hate
ourselves as we eat another pack.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
God, but they're so good though.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Yeah, And it's like, how did I not get diabetes?
Like I was eating it every day.
Speaker 8 (05:13):
It's amazing. And who signs off on this stuff?
Speaker 7 (05:16):
It's the same thing of like, Okay, they're gonna come
and pick up twenty pizzas and it's like, okay, no worries.
Who says that's okay? Who says you can have five
billion twigs?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (05:27):
And want to go back?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
What were you supposed to use those?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I don't remember.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I'm gonna call Dave real quick and see if he
for one, if he's even awake because he stays up late.
So my buddy Dave Styles, who's on the air in
Los Angeles. He's also the in stadium announcer or like
hype guy for the Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
What's up? Cause?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
What up?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Dog?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
We're doing You're on the air right now?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
No we're not.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Yeah we are, we're doing the podcast. Oh great, I'm
asking Yes, you can't fuck Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Dave actually used to work up in Portland with me
at Ze one hundred. It was actually the first radio
show was ever part of.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
It was Dave's show, There You go.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Yeah, and do you remember I was just telling these
guys about the peanut butter twigs.
Speaker 9 (06:16):
Oh my god. Yeah, we had those everywhere. Somebody was
sponsored and they sponsored something and they dropped off a
palette of cases of those things, and that was pretty
much our diet for a couple of months.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
It was bad, like we would we would eat a
box and then just hate ourselves, and then an hour
later eat another box.
Speaker 9 (06:35):
Yeah, random little red wrappers on the floor of red rappers.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Because to this day they make those anymore. I can't
find those.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Well, I wouldn't eat I wouldn't eat them anyway, I
could not. I would throw up.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
It's kind of like when you get drunk off you know,
like tequila or something and like Jaeger, and it's done
for it, right.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Jaeger, And then you get a whiff of it and
you're like reed twies come back.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Is Everyone's like, I don't know any adult who still drinks. Ye.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
No, you could say, like Jaeger bombs were drew thing
when we were in our twenties, and I guess.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
Was it early thirties maybe a little bit, maybe in
to maybe thirty we capped it.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
Yeah, maybe twenty nine.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, it was. It was yager.
Speaker 9 (07:18):
And then I lowered myself to the B fifty two
over at the refectory and it was a little lighter,
a little softer on the stomach.
Speaker 8 (07:24):
That's nice way to ease into it.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Yeah. Is the refector even opening. That's not open anymore?
Is it it?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Sure? Is it?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
No?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
And they they flattened the new copper penny. Yeah, which
is a good thing.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Good decisions.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
Very sad news for you guys, though, the peanut butter
Twigs experience will not be relived.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
At least you can't find it on Amazon.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Thank god, No peanut butter Twigs. I'm sorry you ruined
it for yourself. That the peanut butter Twigs was so good.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Well, they were, No, you're right, Lord, they were at first.
But you know, Dave and I ate our weight.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
Try your eightieth one be done?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
You know what, you know, I can eat it, take five.
That's that's okay, Dave.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
We were just talking about back in the day, you know,
because you work for k Earth in La right now.
It's not like it used to be when companies would
just drop off products and it'd just be stuff hanging
around like Monster Energy Drinks or whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Oh down here, it actually kind of is.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
I still have it.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
They sell our studios as sponsors, like you'd be broadcasting
from this k Earth one on one Celsius studio, and
then we just have Celsius everywhere.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Have you guys seen that commercial. It's I think it's
an insurance commercial. But they've sold the names naming rights
to their kids to companies. That's amazing, like the cool
Breeze spa your congratulations you've graduated.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Anything.
Speaker 9 (08:46):
Yeah, it's never products that you want though, to have
peanut butter twigs.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I could eat those again if I could find those.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
No, dude, I couldn't.
Speaker 8 (08:52):
I couldn't.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Bore power to you and godspeed on that journey if
you ever find them again. But dude, I ruined it
for myself.
Speaker 8 (08:59):
If you find one the date, because it's probably.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Give yourself peanut butter twist irene.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
Yeah, it could be a long.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Night, all right, Dave.
Speaker 9 (09:08):
You mean because it won't because it won't be super
fresh peanut butter and the peanut or twist like usual.
Speaker 8 (09:13):
Yeah, exactly fresh, Yeah, any different.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
I didn't even think you could be awake this early
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I just finished doing the mornings, so actually headed home
right now.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
She took a nap.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
I'm assunding get the day done.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Dave staves up to like five or six in the
morning all the time.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
That's wild.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
It's just dumb. No wife, no kids.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
So what do you do when you're doing mornings? Or
you just have to like have a benadrux explosion and
go to bed.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
I just go home and put my head down and
wake up whenever I wake up.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I guess did you feel you feel like death?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Though?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
When you wake up after like three hours of sleep.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
It's a little woozy, little confusion, of course.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
But Dave, Dave is a pro.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
You know.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
He'll go on the air and lost Angelus and be like,
it's okay, Earth, what a w How do you say it?
What do you say?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I just say k Earth one on one. But I
get a lot of a lot.
Speaker 9 (10:08):
Of help from some of the white substances that you
are easily found in Hollywood.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Oh my god.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
I don't think Dave's even smoked pot. I gotta be honest,
I don't think Dave's even Have you ever smoked wheed ever?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Dave?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I have never smoked tweet.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Like I had a hashpin in my pocket when I
was hanging out with him in Los Angeles and.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
He wigged out why.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
He just was like, oh, I'm uncomfortable around it, and
you're in Los Angeles legal I know, and.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
It's legal here now. I don't know why I was
like that.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
I'll never try to get your hot Disney.
Speaker 9 (10:38):
Who smokes pot at Disney.
Speaker 8 (10:40):
I think they say about thirty two percent.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Probably a lot. Yeah, yeah, a lot. And by the way,
when I did smoke, I would go into a bathroom.
Speaker 8 (10:48):
Yeah, or you're not.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
I'm not just like on the Pirates Rise pot Dragon.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
So let me clarify.
Speaker 9 (10:53):
You're the guy in the bathroom at Disneyland smoking weed and.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
It's a hash pin, so it's not like it's not smoke.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
It's not smoke.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Didn't you take mushrooms when you went to Disney.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
No, no, no, I lois like you're on the stand
right now in some kind of court.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Well Disney courts. It's kind of like the same thing.
So I don't want to get kicked out of that place.
Speaker 8 (11:10):
I likely never have us back.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
I love Disneyland. When I every time I go to Disneyland.
Dave comes out and hangs out with me for a
day or two, and we always have a good.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Time, even though when are you coming down?
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Uh maybe December, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Cool ye.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Dave doesn't do any rides though, he just waits while
we do the rides.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
No.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Yeah, I try to get him on the simplest thing
and he's like, you're not like a crazy ride guy,
so he can't even do the medium levels, Like I
hate rides, and I guess because Disneyland.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
What do you do with Disneyland? You just eat cheers
and they're not great.
Speaker 9 (11:43):
For the system, like they'll they'll trigger a little vertigo
in you.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
Yeah, and the older I get, I I do. I
come off the things feeling a little lead.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
But Dave is like me, he's a people watcher, so
still going to that place is still fun.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Even if he doesn't do the rides.
Speaker 8 (11:57):
There's feeling.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Some of those rides are bs by the way, the
Indiana Jones ride.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
That thing that's the best ride.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
No, it's terrible.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Oh my god, you are no fun.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Metal seat ever. And then you're just getting thrown around on.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Inviting you from a next Disney trip. That's the best
ride at the park.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I think it's terrible.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Well, at least you've been on it.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
A long time ago. You go on and now I'll
eat a Disney corn dog.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
There you go, something for everyone out there.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I'll hold your drugs and wait for.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Dave's. How's the Dodgers doing. Dave's a guy who like,
what do you call? What's your official title?
Speaker 9 (12:33):
With the Dodgers in stadium host on the screen?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
We're doing good. Well, we're making history.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
We just lost our biggest loss ever and now where
we've lost six.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Games in a row, so we're making history.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
But you guys won the World Series what two years
in the row?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
This?
Speaker 7 (12:50):
Yeah, Raining champ last year you're the Raining champs, and
how are you losing six games in a row.
Speaker 8 (12:56):
It's like basically the same roster.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Time to give the Tigers one.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
There's Tigers are doing really good.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
I know, yeah, they'll turn it around. It's Los Angeles.
They always find a way.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Yeah, I got that money.
Speaker 9 (13:09):
Well it's yeah, we've lost six in a row, but
we should. We still have the best record in the
National League.
Speaker 8 (13:15):
There's that still in first.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Everybody's fine, it's got He's been doing it for like
five years now. It's a gotta be a great gig.
And you know, to every Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Game, thirteenth season there.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Thirteen geez oh, that's fun.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
And days he's going out there and twilling his white
towel over his head. That's cool, you know, saying when
I say bang, you say bong bang bo. Do you
do any stuff like what do you what do you
do when you talk to the crowd at the Dodgers game?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
That's exactly what I do.
Speaker 8 (13:45):
We're pretty good at it. If you ever need a
fill in, we binging bad.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Do you have to sing take me out to the
ball game?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
No, that's just a Cubbies thing.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
That would be.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
A Cubs thing.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
The crowd sings it together.
Speaker 8 (13:59):
You don't have a per out.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Yeah, everyone sings the song, but they don't have the
guy in the window.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
And send out some terrible influencer to sing it.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah, yeah, didn't they?
Speaker 8 (14:10):
Just that just happened?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, Alex Cooper did she got booed?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Was that from that podcast?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Well, Dave, did you hear the lady who sing the
national anthem and passed out? No has happened, I guess.
Over the fourth of July weekend in Texas. But right
I can't play for him because he's on my cell
phone right now.
Speaker 8 (14:28):
But the best clip ever. Send it to.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Him when you go to Google or YouTube or TikTok later,
just type in woman faints while singing the national anthem
and it's the greatest clip you'll you'll see this show.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
She's in a uniform. That's how you know you found.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Her, like during it or at the end.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Of it, close to the end.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
She almost got through the whole thing.
Speaker 8 (14:47):
She gets dumped though, right into the dirt.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
The sound alone. Yeah here, let me see if you
can hear it through my headphones, Dave At.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Maybe, Oh.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Did you hear you pass out?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
That sounded fake as hell? Though?
Speaker 8 (15:09):
That was real, real She got dusted. So she did that.
She did that thing you know when an.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
Old person trips and they gain momentum on the way
to the ground and go like three steps forward.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
That's what she did.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
She did that.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
It must have been heat stroke or something.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
That could have been a lot because like it was
phase first into the dirt.
Speaker 8 (15:31):
Don't let that happen at the game tonight.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Have you ever passed out at the Dodgers game, Mike
or dave.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I have not.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I've had bad diarrhea there before.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
Unforgiving, that's amazing.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Do you get nervous before you have to go out
on the field and from all these people, because I
mean the stadium holds how many people?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Fifty three?
Speaker 9 (15:52):
No, I don't get nervous. I'm only in the sense
that I because I care. But no, I don't get
nervous because I prep and I'm prepared and.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
So yeah, even doing it.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
How do you handlevis?
Speaker 9 (16:05):
If I'm on the radio and there's one person in
the studio, then I get super nervous.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah, completely backwards.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
How do you handle the echo and delay? Because I
remember when I was in Detroit and I had to
go host a monster jam. I went into the center
of Ford Field, right in the dead center of it,
and I was talking. But you know, you hear your
voice like a second or two later, and then it
makes you talk really so, But do you have an
earpiece when you're I.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Don't, but that's why I'm asking.
Speaker 9 (16:30):
Yeah, it's we have about a half a second delay
on it. I usually make some kind of noise. I'll
be like okay, and then and then I hear the
delay and then and I'm fine. So once I get
that first little sound out of the way, Yeah, I
do focus on it if I if I mess up,
then I get to hear myself mess up.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
But for the most part, it doesn't. It's all right,
it doesn't. It doesn't affect you too much.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Yeah, well, you're doing a great job. Thanks, thanks for
taking a call. Go home and take your napause, I
know you're tired.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Peanut butter Twig.
Speaker 9 (17:02):
I'm gonna go tanning first, and it's got in a
red light therapy bed.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Yeah, you gotta think he's got to stand in front
of fifty thousand people in the most judgmental city in America.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Yeah, I know he's he might want to hit that
tanning bed. Dave said, good, our.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Fans, Yeah, they're no joke.
Speaker 9 (17:19):
They are unforgiving and.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
And Dave's a pretty uh Dave's a pretty vain guy,
so he's in the perfect.
Speaker 8 (17:25):
Place for Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
But yeah, you're right though. Our fans have a lot
of thoughts and feelings, so it's.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Tough, all right, buddy. Who's your favorite Dodger player?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Oh, that one guy with the ball and he throws it.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
It wouldn't be funny if he was on, you know,
worked for the team but had no idea what was
going on, didn't know who an even were.
Speaker 8 (17:48):
Yeah, he's his easy.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
I like tailor Tailska Hernandez, a guy we got from
the Mariners last year. And then there's another guy named
Michael Confordo that I hope does really good this season.
Speaker 8 (17:58):
So there you go. That's a name.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Those guys. I'm looking forward to seeing every game.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
We'll go get some rest. You don't need to be
messing up on the on the on the big speakers.
All right, go get some sleep.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
All right, buddy, I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
I'll see you later. Fine, I'll call you later. Okay,
it's my buddy Dave.
Speaker 8 (18:16):
Yeah, he's a cool guy.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Dave.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Yeah, I've known him my entire radio career. It's because
he's when I started. He was like, there was a
this is back in the nineties when I started, So
there was a body in every time slot. So there
was a ton of people at this radio station and
I was the first person they had hired in like
ten years, and so there were some people who were
accepting and some people who weren't, and Dave was one
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of the ones who just took me under his wing.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
And that's nice.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
He was such a good friend of mine and I
look back at it, go god, he was twenty four then,
Oh my god, and I was a little kid basically,
and uh, you know he's an old man.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
Though, yeah he's older than nuts. We'll hold on to that.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
But yeah, yeah, I did a lot of fun things
with Dave, and he's he's he's been around. He went
to Seattle for a while and now he's in Los Angeles.
Speaker 8 (19:00):
And he did promise to hold your drugs to any event.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
I'm gonna hold him to do that.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Yeah, all right, Marcus, how are you doing down there
in EGM?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Man, I forgot that Marcus.
Speaker 8 (19:09):
We're dead.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Oh it's good. It's uh.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
The our interface does some weird stuff when you guys
bring in a phone call, so I just try to
shut up so I don't throw a wrench in the
spokes there. But I've never met Dave, but I think
that this is probably the third or fourth time you've
had him on the phone.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
He seems like a really nice dude.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
I like Dave.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
He kind of like we love each other. But we
also every time I'm with him, we'll fight about something.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Yeah, even though we.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Haven't seen each other in two years, and we'll hang
out and at some point we will argue about something.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
We've all got friends like that.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
Yeah, some of my oldest friends. It's it's it's too brotherly.
So you can get a little well heated.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Yeah, it's like, you know, he'll just say something to me, like, dude,
I am not sixteen years old anymore.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Yeah, it's better to stop that.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Well, and you think about anybody you met at the
beginning of your career, even to this day. So many
of those bodies I don't want to say up han
to us, but have followed us through the business and
they they to this day cannot take the rose colored
lenses off. They can't see you as a forty year
old man. They only see a twenty year old dude. Yeah,
so I think that's part of it.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
And it's you know, it's wild too.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Being in radio for as long as we have were
the longest running morning show in Portland, which when I
was told that a couple of months ago, blow my mind.
And also there are so many jocks that I grew
up listening to radio shows and DJs. I grew up
listening to who are not working anymore, either because they
have an ego or they're just they weren't.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
They just kind of fizzled out.
Speaker 8 (20:35):
And Corny doesn't work anymore.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
And it's crazy to me that some of those guys
that I grew up listening to are now like reaching
out to me asking for help or saying they liked
the show. And it's just the greatest feeling. It's like
when you when you get that acknowledgment from someone that
inspired you to do whatever it is you're doing.
Speaker 8 (20:51):
Yeah, yeah it is. It's nice.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
It's a good feeling.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
But it's also kind of sad because some of these
guys just are like, well, it's a shrinking industry too,
there's no spot for the guy, and some of these
guys still have like twenty five year old radio mentality
and it's just not like that anymore. And I feel
bad for you because this is never gonna happen again.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
M hm.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
And then you fear that you're looking into the future itself.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
I can hang out with you for a while, but
right now I'm getting sad.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Yeah, Well, like I've wondered, how long can we do
this before we're just too old?
Speaker 7 (21:19):
And I was like, well, I'll just I'll check people
in at Costco.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
And then they brought that machine and then I'm like, well,
there goes the backup play.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Like seriously, though, how long can Metallica keep going out
there and rocking as hard as they are?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Like somebody screamo bands. It can't be doing this when
they're in their seventies.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yeah, but I mean they could, Like look at the Stones,
They're in their eighties and they're still doing it. So
I think it depends on who you are. There's a
select few who will do it until they are dead.
Speaker 8 (21:42):
Ye, Like twenty years ago, we're like, what Metallic, are
you gonna do it in your fifties? Well, yeah, actually
I think they're in your sixties now. The gray hair
is all up in it.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
But dude, I think James looks the coolest he's ever
looked like right now, stinguished with his gray and his
short hair.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
I never liked the long hair James.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
He just looks cool, and he's healthy, and he's hell
and he seems happy, even though he got a divorce recently,
but that maybe that was.
Speaker 8 (22:05):
A good thing for him. Yeah, sometimes, but he's just I.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Really like current Metallica, like where they're at mentally and
physically and all that.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
They're all adults now and they're acting like adults.
Speaker 8 (22:15):
Most of the time.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
There are still rock stars. Might make a love child.
They're making the money.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Yeahs, isn't it ours?
Speaker 6 (22:21):
Isn't an adult? That's that's one oversight. That man is
still a child for sure.
Speaker 8 (22:26):
He's boss baby.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
I was just telling Laura like, he's one of the
worst drummers ever, Like, how did he make it so
goddamn big?
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Because he is. I mean, Marcus, give me your oppression
of Lars Lars Olivich drum film, but.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
That crash, that's all of them and it's not on
Temple every album. It's just a snare roll into a crash.
And it's sad too because when I was young, I
listened to like Ride the Lightning and and Justice for
all those albums, and he was creative on those albums
in a few places, and it tricked me into thinking
(23:02):
he was a really good drummer as a young kid.
And now that I'm an adult and I know what
a good drummer sounds like, I hear it. You know
it's obvious, but yeah, I feel almost cheated because I
looked up to him for so long, because I mean, dude,
we were in that that age group where Metallica was
just the coolest fucking band out there for a period
of time in my childhood, Like nobody didn't listen to Metallica.
(23:24):
Even the kids that liked rap, they were listening to Metallica.
They played Reload at our eighth grade graduation as like
the final song wo Like it wasn't close long to
dance to it was.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
I remember when I went to Marshall the football team,
you know, they were all hip hop kids, but boy,
to get ready for games, it would be Metallica and Corn.
Speaker 8 (23:44):
Yeah, there was always something heavy yep.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Corn Disturbed was also big when they came out.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Wow, what I would love to know what Metallica would
sound like with, you know, like a decent drummer, like
a really good, solid drummer. Some of these got like
like Luca Luke Hollin if he's the drummer for Falling
in Reverse. This dude's fucking incredible. He's so fast.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yeah, But I also feel like that's part of the
that's part of why Metallica was so successful, is that
it's simple.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
It's simple, but come on, this is beat. This is
below simple. Yeah, but I mean in some of it's
just like it sounds like Novice drumming.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
It really does.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Like I was telling Laura, you could do this beat, dude,
do do do?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
And then I tried it and I couldn't do it.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Yeah you do, you try for ten seconds.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
You know, if you put John Bonham in a c
d C it wouldn't be right. And and I think
it's the same thing. Taking Lars out of Metallica doesn't
make it Metallica anymore. And you know everybody tells you
about a c DC's drummer, Oh he's so good because
he knows when not to play. Yeah, you know, I
love a c DC and I've never been impressed by
(24:50):
the guy one time. It's very simple, ever done. It's
a simple rock beats.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Boom boom boom boom boom boom ca and.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Like every and if you put somebody in there that
wanted to rock out on the toms forever and do
a bunch of crazy roles and films.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Listen, I agree with you on that. That's different though.
But Metallica, like the guitar players are all really good.
And I, and if there's a Drummond there who kept
it simple but fancy, I would just like to know
what it would sound like, you know, with with with
a good foundation, I would love to know what would
be a.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Badass's anger will eat him alive sooner or later and
we will get to hear what that sounds like.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
You're probably you're probably right right.
Speaker 8 (25:29):
Almost got him with the aster thing. We could have
had a whole new guy.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Yeah, all right, that will do it for us today.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
We will see you tomorrow on the for a Friday show.
I think comedian Jeremy Piven will be in studio. Yeah,
that's what it sounds like. I'm super excited to meet
ari golden person.
Speaker 8 (25:47):
Yeah, let's get him down here.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
So we're gonna do that.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
I think tomorrow will also have one more pair of
tickets to see Jeremy Piven.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Yep, we'll do another edition of uh, what's what's the
Friday bit is?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Cheers?
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Thank you, we'll do that.
Speaker 7 (26:04):
We'll see if Jeremy's got one. Maybe he stepped in
some human pool.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Most likely, Marcus, would you like to play us out
with a Lars.
Speaker 10 (26:10):
Beat boom no, no, no, crash boo Boo go, Sorry
he lost time there, Boo boo, no crash.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one O five nine the brew dot com.
Speaker 8 (26:36):
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
Let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
God, what y'all, what is happening?
Speaker 5 (00:20):
Thanks for checking out Tanner, Jew and Laura's Donkey Show podcast. Oh,
heard online at one of five nine in the brew
dot com. Uh the iHeart ready wapp or wherever you
listen to podcasts. Yeah, Tanner Drew's here, Laura's here, buster
as Marcus is joining us.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
What's happening, dude?
Speaker 6 (00:36):
Oh not much, just a standard Thursday. But I am
glad to be here you guys. Always I get a
little bit of a shot of energy from this podcast,
which I know is probably polar opposite from you guys
just finishing up the live show.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
That's a big dragon at the end of your rope.
Speaker 7 (00:51):
We're passing. The energy is getting passed over to you.
It's the changing of the guard.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Well, I love Marcus.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
You know, we did The Donkey Show and Eugene with
Marcus pretty much Laura down in Eugene and you know, uh,
not as cute, not nearly as cute, but we did
love him. And you know that's why we're doing this,
because you're one of my bestest friends. Man, and I
want you to be involved as much as possible, beastiest.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
I appreciate it, Man, and and you two, you know,
not to gush here or anything, but just a little
peek behind the curtain. Like I don't think I would
have the career that I have if it wasn't for
meeting you two and just kind of showing up and
never leaving and having you guys put up with that.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
So now you're probably right a gratitude out of it,
you know.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
I don't think that I had the drive to break
into the industry. I needed a way in like I
got with you guys.
Speaker 8 (01:42):
And I'll never forget that.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
The first day we met Marcus, he shows up in
the studio because he was so funny on the phone.
One day, We're like, dude, coming to the studio, just
hang out with us, and he shows up. But I
think a twelve pack of Bud Light or cors.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Light, one of those.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It was Cords Light, and a fifthy EEG or a
six pack of Red Bull.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
And Marcus literally for the entire four hour show just
sat in the corner and every time I looked at him,
he was just drinking out. One of those one of
those drinks, and he got ham boned in there, and.
Speaker 8 (02:08):
He brought Yeager bombs as well.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
I brought him to share because I didn't know that
you guys were allowed to drink on there, so I
thought we were all gonna party.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
But I you know, there's there's beer around, I'll drink it.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Yeah, And Marcus got out of that so, you know,
because he eventually got hired full time and and and
did not drink at work.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
It was just that well to actually we drink a lot.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
Yeah, I was gonna say when we were we had
a beer fridge in there, the rules got a little
loose when.
Speaker 8 (02:33):
Like bud Light was already who the management was for
a while.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Because our bud Light was our sponsor, so really in
our world they were our boss and and and we
had a fridge in the studio and there was a
guy who literally drove around to the bars and Eugene
and one of his stops was our radio station to
fill up our bud Light fridge and.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
They would load it and then there would just be
racks in our office.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Don't we have a sponsorship like that.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
We're working on it right now, trying to get there
working on it.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
Coming on.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Man, it was pretty sweet because it was just free
bud light everywhere that sounds. And the only thing you
could put in this refrigerator were these bud Light cans
because it got so cold that it would break anything else.
Oh and so they were specially made cans for those.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Refrigerators, and it was clever.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
It was during the cider revolution too, so like nearing
the end of the partnership, they were trying to push hardsider,
which I thoroughly enjoyed.
Speaker 8 (03:26):
So things that don't even exist anymore.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
There was a brand called Johnny Appleseed that they would
bring cases and cases and it had had like eight
hundred grams of sugar, but of course pickle your body,
uh huh, just and didn't pay for alcohol forever.
Speaker 8 (03:40):
It felt like.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
It was crazy.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
I remember one birthday we had a tailgate going because
my birthdays, you know, early September, and one of my
buddies that worked for Anheuser Busch at the time, gave
me eight cases of bud Heavy and then bud Light
as like a gift from the sponsor. Gave us like
another ten extra cases in the office that week for
(04:04):
the football game. I dude, I had bud or bud
Light in my garage for like five months after that,
Like I could not.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Get through it all.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
There was so much free beer, and at the time
I was annoyed. And now I just look at how
much I spend on beer and wonder what went wrong?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Like why did I what did I do to mess
that up? I had it all.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Those were the partnerships, and it's so funny when the
radio stations, especially back in the day. It doesn't happen
as much anymore, but they would just.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Drop off boxes and boxes of things to whatever for you.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
To promote, so like yeah, like Monster Energy.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
H I had that sponsorship too.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
When I was working over at Zee one hundred with
my buddy Dave Styles, they dropped off I'm talking about
like it must have been a dozen or more boxes
of peanut butter kitkats.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh yeah, yeah, I remember you telling.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
No, they're sorry. They're peanut butter twigs, twigs bars, peanut
butter twigs bars. And we remember when that Pop bro
we ate so many of those that I was like,
we were sick. We literally get sick, but we were like, yeah,
you want another peanut butter twigs and we would hate
ourselves as we eat another pack.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
God, but they're so good though.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Yeah, And it's like, how did I not get diabetes?
Like I was eating it every day.
Speaker 8 (05:13):
It's amazing. And who signs off on this stuff?
Speaker 7 (05:16):
It's the same thing of like, Okay, they're gonna come
and pick up twenty pizzas and it's like, okay, no worries.
Who says that's okay? Who says you can have five
billion twigs?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (05:27):
And want to go back?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
What were you supposed to use those?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I don't remember.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I'm gonna call Dave real quick and see if he
for one, if he's even awake because he stays up late.
So my buddy Dave Styles, who's on the air in
Los Angeles. He's also the in stadium announcer or like
hype guy for the Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
What's up? Cause?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
What up?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Dog?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
We're doing You're on the air right now?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
No we're not.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Yeah we are, we're doing the podcast. Oh great, I'm
asking Yes, you can't fuck Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Dave actually used to work up in Portland with me
at Ze one hundred. It was actually the first radio
show was ever part of.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
It was Dave's show, There You go.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Yeah, and do you remember I was just telling these
guys about the peanut butter twigs.
Speaker 9 (06:16):
Oh my god. Yeah, we had those everywhere. Somebody was
sponsored and they sponsored something and they dropped off a
palette of cases of those things, and that was pretty
much our diet for a couple of months.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
It was bad, like we would we would eat a
box and then just hate ourselves, and then an hour
later eat another box.
Speaker 9 (06:35):
Yeah, random little red wrappers on the floor of red rappers.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Because to this day they make those anymore. I can't
find those.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Well, I wouldn't eat I wouldn't eat them anyway, I
could not. I would throw up.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
It's kind of like when you get drunk off you know,
like tequila or something and like Jaeger, and it's done
for it, right.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Jaeger, And then you get a whiff of it and
you're like reed twies come back.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Is Everyone's like, I don't know any adult who still drinks. Ye.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
No, you could say, like Jaeger bombs were drew thing
when we were in our twenties, and I guess.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
Was it early thirties maybe a little bit, maybe in
to maybe thirty we capped it.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
Yeah, maybe twenty nine.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, it was. It was yager.
Speaker 9 (07:18):
And then I lowered myself to the B fifty two
over at the refectory and it was a little lighter,
a little softer on the stomach.
Speaker 8 (07:24):
That's nice way to ease into it.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Yeah. Is the refector even opening. That's not open anymore?
Is it it?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Sure? Is it?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
No?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
And they they flattened the new copper penny. Yeah, which
is a good thing.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Good decisions.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
Very sad news for you guys, though, the peanut butter
Twigs experience will not be relived.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
At least you can't find it on Amazon.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Thank god, No peanut butter Twigs. I'm sorry you ruined
it for yourself. That the peanut butter Twigs was so good.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Well, they were, No, you're right, Lord, they were at first.
But you know, Dave and I ate our weight.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
Try your eightieth one be done?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
You know what, you know, I can eat it, take five.
That's that's okay, Dave.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
We were just talking about back in the day, you know,
because you work for k Earth in La right now.
It's not like it used to be when companies would
just drop off products and it'd just be stuff hanging
around like Monster Energy Drinks or whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Oh down here, it actually kind of is.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
I still have it.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
They sell our studios as sponsors, like you'd be broadcasting
from this k Earth one on one Celsius studio, and
then we just have Celsius everywhere.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Have you guys seen that commercial. It's I think it's
an insurance commercial. But they've sold the names naming rights
to their kids to companies. That's amazing, like the cool
Breeze spa your congratulations you've graduated.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Anything.
Speaker 9 (08:46):
Yeah, it's never products that you want though, to have
peanut butter twigs.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I could eat those again if I could find those.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
No, dude, I couldn't.
Speaker 8 (08:52):
I couldn't.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Bore power to you and godspeed on that journey if
you ever find them again. But dude, I ruined it
for myself.
Speaker 8 (08:59):
If you find one the date, because it's probably.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Give yourself peanut butter twist irene.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
Yeah, it could be a long.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Night, all right, Dave.
Speaker 9 (09:08):
You mean because it won't because it won't be super
fresh peanut butter and the peanut or twist like usual.
Speaker 8 (09:13):
Yeah, exactly fresh, Yeah, any different.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
I didn't even think you could be awake this early
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I just finished doing the mornings, so actually headed home
right now.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
She took a nap.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
I'm assunding get the day done.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Dave staves up to like five or six in the
morning all the time.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
That's wild.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
It's just dumb. No wife, no kids.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
So what do you do when you're doing mornings? Or
you just have to like have a benadrux explosion and
go to bed.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
I just go home and put my head down and
wake up whenever I wake up.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I guess did you feel you feel like death?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Though?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
When you wake up after like three hours of sleep.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
It's a little woozy, little confusion, of course.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
But Dave, Dave is a pro.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
You know.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
He'll go on the air and lost Angelus and be like,
it's okay, Earth, what a w How do you say it?
What do you say?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I just say k Earth one on one. But I
get a lot of a lot.
Speaker 9 (10:08):
Of help from some of the white substances that you
are easily found in Hollywood.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Oh my god.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
I don't think Dave's even smoked pot. I gotta be honest,
I don't think Dave's even Have you ever smoked wheed ever?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Dave?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I have never smoked tweet.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Like I had a hashpin in my pocket when I
was hanging out with him in Los Angeles and.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
He wigged out why.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
He just was like, oh, I'm uncomfortable around it, and
you're in Los Angeles legal I know, and.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
It's legal here now. I don't know why I was
like that.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
I'll never try to get your hot Disney.
Speaker 9 (10:38):
Who smokes pot at Disney.
Speaker 8 (10:40):
I think they say about thirty two percent.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Probably a lot. Yeah, yeah, a lot. And by the way,
when I did smoke, I would go into a bathroom.
Speaker 8 (10:48):
Yeah, or you're not.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
I'm not just like on the Pirates Rise pot Dragon.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
So let me clarify.
Speaker 9 (10:53):
You're the guy in the bathroom at Disneyland smoking weed and.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
It's a hash pin, so it's not like it's not smoke.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
It's not smoke.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Didn't you take mushrooms when you went to Disney.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
No, no, no, I lois like you're on the stand
right now in some kind of court.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Well Disney courts. It's kind of like the same thing.
So I don't want to get kicked out of that place.
Speaker 8 (11:10):
I likely never have us back.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
I love Disneyland. When I every time I go to Disneyland.
Dave comes out and hangs out with me for a
day or two, and we always have a good.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Time, even though when are you coming down?
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Uh maybe December, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Cool ye.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Dave doesn't do any rides though, he just waits while
we do the rides.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
No.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Yeah, I try to get him on the simplest thing
and he's like, you're not like a crazy ride guy,
so he can't even do the medium levels, Like I
hate rides, and I guess because Disneyland.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
What do you do with Disneyland? You just eat cheers
and they're not great.
Speaker 9 (11:43):
For the system, like they'll they'll trigger a little vertigo
in you.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
Yeah, and the older I get, I I do. I
come off the things feeling a little lead.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
But Dave is like me, he's a people watcher, so
still going to that place is still fun.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Even if he doesn't do the rides.
Speaker 8 (11:57):
There's feeling.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Some of those rides are bs by the way, the
Indiana Jones ride.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
That thing that's the best ride.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
No, it's terrible.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Oh my god, you are no fun.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Metal seat ever. And then you're just getting thrown around on.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Inviting you from a next Disney trip. That's the best
ride at the park.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I think it's terrible.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Well, at least you've been on it.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
A long time ago. You go on and now I'll
eat a Disney corn dog.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
There you go, something for everyone out there.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I'll hold your drugs and wait for.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Dave's. How's the Dodgers doing. Dave's a guy who like,
what do you call? What's your official title?
Speaker 9 (12:33):
With the Dodgers in stadium host on the screen?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
We're doing good. Well, we're making history.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
We just lost our biggest loss ever and now where
we've lost six.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Games in a row, so we're making history.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
But you guys won the World Series what two years
in the row?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
This?
Speaker 7 (12:50):
Yeah, Raining champ last year you're the Raining champs, and
how are you losing six games in a row.
Speaker 8 (12:56):
It's like basically the same roster.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Time to give the Tigers one.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
There's Tigers are doing really good.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
I know, yeah, they'll turn it around. It's Los Angeles.
They always find a way.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Yeah, I got that money.
Speaker 9 (13:09):
Well it's yeah, we've lost six in a row, but
we should. We still have the best record in the
National League.
Speaker 8 (13:15):
There's that still in first.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Everybody's fine, it's got He's been doing it for like
five years now. It's a gotta be a great gig.
And you know, to every Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Game, thirteenth season there.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Thirteen geez oh, that's fun.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
And days he's going out there and twilling his white
towel over his head. That's cool, you know, saying when
I say bang, you say bong bang bo. Do you
do any stuff like what do you what do you
do when you talk to the crowd at the Dodgers game?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
That's exactly what I do.
Speaker 8 (13:45):
We're pretty good at it. If you ever need a
fill in, we binging bad.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Do you have to sing take me out to the
ball game?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
No, that's just a Cubbies thing.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
That would be.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
A Cubs thing.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
The crowd sings it together.
Speaker 8 (13:59):
You don't have a per out.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Yeah, everyone sings the song, but they don't have the
guy in the window.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
And send out some terrible influencer to sing it.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah, yeah, didn't they?
Speaker 8 (14:10):
Just that just happened?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, Alex Cooper did she got booed?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Was that from that podcast?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Well, Dave, did you hear the lady who sing the
national anthem and passed out? No has happened, I guess.
Over the fourth of July weekend in Texas. But right
I can't play for him because he's on my cell
phone right now.
Speaker 8 (14:28):
But the best clip ever. Send it to.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Him when you go to Google or YouTube or TikTok later,
just type in woman faints while singing the national anthem
and it's the greatest clip you'll you'll see this show.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
She's in a uniform. That's how you know you found.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Her, like during it or at the end.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Of it, close to the end.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
She almost got through the whole thing.
Speaker 8 (14:47):
She gets dumped though, right into the dirt.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
The sound alone. Yeah here, let me see if you
can hear it through my headphones, Dave At.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Maybe, Oh.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Did you hear you pass out?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
That sounded fake as hell? Though?
Speaker 8 (15:09):
That was real, real She got dusted. So she did that.
She did that thing you know when an.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
Old person trips and they gain momentum on the way
to the ground and go like three steps forward.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
That's what she did.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
She did that.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
It must have been heat stroke or something.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
That could have been a lot because like it was
phase first into the dirt.
Speaker 8 (15:31):
Don't let that happen at the game tonight.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Have you ever passed out at the Dodgers game, Mike
or dave.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I have not.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I've had bad diarrhea there before.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
Unforgiving, that's amazing.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Do you get nervous before you have to go out
on the field and from all these people, because I
mean the stadium holds how many people?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Fifty three?
Speaker 9 (15:52):
No, I don't get nervous. I'm only in the sense
that I because I care. But no, I don't get
nervous because I prep and I'm prepared and.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
So yeah, even doing it.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
How do you handlevis?
Speaker 9 (16:05):
If I'm on the radio and there's one person in
the studio, then I get super nervous.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah, completely backwards.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
How do you handle the echo and delay? Because I
remember when I was in Detroit and I had to
go host a monster jam. I went into the center
of Ford Field, right in the dead center of it,
and I was talking. But you know, you hear your
voice like a second or two later, and then it
makes you talk really so, But do you have an
earpiece when you're I.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Don't, but that's why I'm asking.
Speaker 9 (16:30):
Yeah, it's we have about a half a second delay
on it. I usually make some kind of noise. I'll
be like okay, and then and then I hear the
delay and then and I'm fine. So once I get
that first little sound out of the way, Yeah, I
do focus on it if I if I mess up,
then I get to hear myself mess up.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
But for the most part, it doesn't. It's all right,
it doesn't. It doesn't affect you too much.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Yeah, well, you're doing a great job. Thanks, thanks for
taking a call. Go home and take your napause, I
know you're tired.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Peanut butter Twig.
Speaker 9 (17:02):
I'm gonna go tanning first, and it's got in a
red light therapy bed.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Yeah, you gotta think he's got to stand in front
of fifty thousand people in the most judgmental city in America.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Yeah, I know he's he might want to hit that
tanning bed. Dave said, good, our.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Fans, Yeah, they're no joke.
Speaker 9 (17:19):
They are unforgiving and.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
And Dave's a pretty uh Dave's a pretty vain guy,
so he's in the perfect.
Speaker 8 (17:25):
Place for Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
But yeah, you're right though. Our fans have a lot
of thoughts and feelings, so it's.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Tough, all right, buddy. Who's your favorite Dodger player?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Oh, that one guy with the ball and he throws it.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
It wouldn't be funny if he was on, you know,
worked for the team but had no idea what was
going on, didn't know who an even were.
Speaker 8 (17:48):
Yeah, he's his easy.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
I like tailor Tailska Hernandez, a guy we got from
the Mariners last year. And then there's another guy named
Michael Confordo that I hope does really good this season.
Speaker 8 (17:58):
So there you go. That's a name.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Those guys. I'm looking forward to seeing every game.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
We'll go get some rest. You don't need to be
messing up on the on the on the big speakers.
All right, go get some sleep.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
All right, buddy, I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
I'll see you later. Fine, I'll call you later. Okay,
it's my buddy Dave.
Speaker 8 (18:16):
Yeah, he's a cool guy.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Dave.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Yeah, I've known him my entire radio career. It's because
he's when I started. He was like, there was a
this is back in the nineties when I started, So
there was a body in every time slot. So there
was a ton of people at this radio station and
I was the first person they had hired in like
ten years, and so there were some people who were
accepting and some people who weren't, and Dave was one
(18:40):
of the ones who just took me under his wing.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
And that's nice.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
He was such a good friend of mine and I
look back at it, go god, he was twenty four then,
Oh my god, and I was a little kid basically,
and uh, you know he's an old man.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
Though, yeah he's older than nuts. We'll hold on to that.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
But yeah, yeah, I did a lot of fun things
with Dave, and he's he's he's been around. He went
to Seattle for a while and now he's in Los Angeles.
Speaker 8 (19:00):
And he did promise to hold your drugs to any event.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
I'm gonna hold him to do that.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Yeah, all right, Marcus, how are you doing down there
in EGM?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Man, I forgot that Marcus.
Speaker 8 (19:09):
We're dead.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Oh it's good. It's uh.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
The our interface does some weird stuff when you guys
bring in a phone call, so I just try to
shut up so I don't throw a wrench in the
spokes there. But I've never met Dave, but I think
that this is probably the third or fourth time you've
had him on the phone.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
He seems like a really nice dude.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
I like Dave.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
He kind of like we love each other. But we
also every time I'm with him, we'll fight about something.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Yeah, even though we.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Haven't seen each other in two years, and we'll hang
out and at some point we will argue about something.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
We've all got friends like that.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
Yeah, some of my oldest friends. It's it's it's too brotherly.
So you can get a little well heated.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Yeah, it's like, you know, he'll just say something to me, like, dude,
I am not sixteen years old anymore.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Yeah, it's better to stop that.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Well, and you think about anybody you met at the
beginning of your career, even to this day. So many
of those bodies I don't want to say up han
to us, but have followed us through the business and
they they to this day cannot take the rose colored
lenses off. They can't see you as a forty year
old man. They only see a twenty year old dude. Yeah,
so I think that's part of it.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
And it's you know, it's wild too.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Being in radio for as long as we have were
the longest running morning show in Portland, which when I
was told that a couple of months ago, blow my mind.
And also there are so many jocks that I grew
up listening to radio shows and DJs. I grew up
listening to who are not working anymore, either because they
have an ego or they're just they weren't.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
They just kind of fizzled out.
Speaker 8 (20:35):
And Corny doesn't work anymore.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
And it's crazy to me that some of those guys
that I grew up listening to are now like reaching
out to me asking for help or saying they liked
the show. And it's just the greatest feeling. It's like
when you when you get that acknowledgment from someone that
inspired you to do whatever it is you're doing.
Speaker 8 (20:51):
Yeah, yeah it is. It's nice.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
It's a good feeling.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
But it's also kind of sad because some of these
guys just are like, well, it's a shrinking industry too,
there's no spot for the guy, and some of these
guys still have like twenty five year old radio mentality
and it's just not like that anymore. And I feel
bad for you because this is never gonna happen again.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
M hm.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
And then you fear that you're looking into the future itself.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
I can hang out with you for a while, but
right now I'm getting sad.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Yeah, Well, like I've wondered, how long can we do
this before we're just too old?
Speaker 7 (21:19):
And I was like, well, I'll just I'll check people
in at Costco.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
And then they brought that machine and then I'm like, well,
there goes the backup play.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Like seriously, though, how long can Metallica keep going out
there and rocking as hard as they are?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Like somebody screamo bands. It can't be doing this when
they're in their seventies.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yeah, but I mean they could, Like look at the Stones,
They're in their eighties and they're still doing it. So
I think it depends on who you are. There's a
select few who will do it until they are dead.
Speaker 8 (21:42):
Ye, Like twenty years ago, we're like, what Metallic, are
you gonna do it in your fifties? Well, yeah, actually
I think they're in your sixties now. The gray hair
is all up in it.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
But dude, I think James looks the coolest he's ever
looked like right now, stinguished with his gray and his
short hair.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
I never liked the long hair James.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
He just looks cool, and he's healthy, and he's hell
and he seems happy, even though he got a divorce recently,
but that maybe that was.
Speaker 8 (22:05):
A good thing for him. Yeah, sometimes, but he's just I.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Really like current Metallica, like where they're at mentally and
physically and all that.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
They're all adults now and they're acting like adults.
Speaker 8 (22:15):
Most of the time.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
There are still rock stars. Might make a love child.
They're making the money.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Yeahs, isn't it ours?
Speaker 6 (22:21):
Isn't an adult? That's that's one oversight. That man is
still a child for sure.
Speaker 8 (22:26):
He's boss baby.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
I was just telling Laura like, he's one of the
worst drummers ever, Like, how did he make it so
goddamn big?
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Because he is. I mean, Marcus, give me your oppression
of Lars Lars Olivich drum film, but.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
That crash, that's all of them and it's not on
Temple every album. It's just a snare roll into a crash.
And it's sad too because when I was young, I
listened to like Ride the Lightning and and Justice for
all those albums, and he was creative on those albums
in a few places, and it tricked me into thinking
(23:02):
he was a really good drummer as a young kid.
And now that I'm an adult and I know what
a good drummer sounds like, I hear it. You know
it's obvious, but yeah, I feel almost cheated because I
looked up to him for so long, because I mean, dude,
we were in that that age group where Metallica was
just the coolest fucking band out there for a period
of time in my childhood, Like nobody didn't listen to Metallica.
(23:24):
Even the kids that liked rap, they were listening to Metallica.
They played Reload at our eighth grade graduation as like
the final song wo Like it wasn't close long to
dance to it was.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
I remember when I went to Marshall the football team,
you know, they were all hip hop kids, but boy,
to get ready for games, it would be Metallica and Corn.
Speaker 8 (23:44):
Yeah, there was always something heavy yep.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Corn Disturbed was also big when they came out.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Wow, what I would love to know what Metallica would
sound like with, you know, like a decent drummer, like
a really good, solid drummer. Some of these got like
like Luca Luke Hollin if he's the drummer for Falling
in Reverse. This dude's fucking incredible. He's so fast.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yeah, But I also feel like that's part of the
that's part of why Metallica was so successful, is that
it's simple.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
It's simple, but come on, this is beat. This is
below simple. Yeah, but I mean in some of it's
just like it sounds like Novice drumming.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
It really does.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Like I was telling Laura, you could do this beat, dude,
do do do?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
And then I tried it and I couldn't do it.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Yeah you do, you try for ten seconds.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
You know, if you put John Bonham in a c
d C it wouldn't be right. And and I think
it's the same thing. Taking Lars out of Metallica doesn't
make it Metallica anymore. And you know everybody tells you
about a c DC's drummer, Oh he's so good because
he knows when not to play. Yeah, you know, I
love a c DC and I've never been impressed by
(24:50):
the guy one time. It's very simple, ever done. It's
a simple rock beats.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Boom boom boom boom boom boom ca and.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Like every and if you put somebody in there that
wanted to rock out on the toms forever and do
a bunch of crazy roles and films.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Listen, I agree with you on that. That's different though.
But Metallica, like the guitar players are all really good.
And I, and if there's a Drummond there who kept
it simple but fancy, I would just like to know
what it would sound like, you know, with with with
a good foundation, I would love to know what would
be a.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Badass's anger will eat him alive sooner or later and
we will get to hear what that sounds like.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
You're probably you're probably right right.
Speaker 8 (25:29):
Almost got him with the aster thing. We could have
had a whole new guy.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Yeah, all right, that will do it for us today.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
We will see you tomorrow on the for a Friday show.
I think comedian Jeremy Piven will be in studio. Yeah,
that's what it sounds like. I'm super excited to meet
ari golden person.
Speaker 8 (25:47):
Yeah, let's get him down here.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
So we're gonna do that.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
I think tomorrow will also have one more pair of
tickets to see Jeremy Piven.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Yep, we'll do another edition of uh, what's what's the
Friday bit is?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Cheers?
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Thank you, we'll do that.
Speaker 7 (26:04):
We'll see if Jeremy's got one. Maybe he stepped in
some human pool.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Most likely, Marcus, would you like to play us out
with a Lars.
Speaker 10 (26:10):
Beat boom no, no, no, crash boo Boo go, Sorry
he lost time there, Boo boo, no crash.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one O five nine the brew dot com.
Speaker 8 (26:36):
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
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