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Speaker 1 (00:04):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner Drew and Laura's Donkey Show, Donkey Show.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
What's Happening? Thanks for checking out Tanner, Drew and Laura's
Donkey Show podcast though heard online at one O five nine,
the brew dot Com, the iHeartRadio app or wherever you
listen to podcasts. I'm Tanner Drew here, Laura's here buster
as Marcus this year. I think Cord's gonna join us
in a few Laura's might Laura might be leaving us
in a bit because she does have a doctor's appointment today. Yes,
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and it's a very special doctor's appointment.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
It's not really special. It's just a lady doctor. It's
a guy of cologist.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Do girls go into the stirrup things they put you
in the lord.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
Yeah, that's it's the situation.
Speaker 7 (00:47):
Remind me they'd still put you in like an archaic
old metal tray.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Yeah, you gotta puture, you gotta put your feet in
those little stirrups and.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Okay, remind me of a drilling sound effect for when
we talk about.
Speaker 6 (01:00):
There's no thrilled drilling going.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
On, just the sound of a mining light turning on.
There you go, there you go, but people, you know,
you give people the impression of what's going on a
little dynamite. Yeah, Claire, So yeah, you said the last
time you went to the guy, know, wasn't there like
a student doctor there?
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Well? Was? She's not really a student doctor. She's a
residence so she's like an actual doctor. But it was
her and like the senior doctor. I don't know what
they call them, but they they couldn't find what they
were looking.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
For in there.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
It's like you're like, get out of and.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Like, yeah, get out of Shmere, get out of Papre.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
What are they looking for?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
I'm assuming like my cervix. I don't know, but I
feel like it's kind of like right there. Yeah, I
mean I've never seen it personally, what Marcus, they.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Were looking for the lost city of Zinge from Congo Hello. Hello.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
It's kind of like the trail they take in goonies.
It's not always easy to find the thing. But you
think that the two senior doctors would be able to
find that.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
And I do. So it was my PCP, so that
wasn't like her specialty was not gynecology. So like now
that I'm actually going to a gynecologist. I would imagine
it'll be a much speedier process.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I see. I'm so grateful. I'm not a lady. The girls.
You know, women have to go through so much bullshit
and I just I think about it and I go
just a paps mirror and the periods alone. I'm out,
let alone the child thing. Let alone the child.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
But oh my god, have either of you started watching?
And Drew, I don't know if you've seen this firsthand
or not. I have a feeling that maybe you, like,
stay away when all of this is happening.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I've seen a large purple vagina that's dress.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
That is what I'm asking. Okay, because I'm watching this
show called The Pit. Anybody else It's on HBO first season.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Is it about? It's like a medical show.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Yeah, so it's like ER.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
I guess I never watched Er, but apparently it's like
it's one of the same guys.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I've heard r I've heard nothing. I don't really like
medical shows, but I've heard good things about that.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
It's very like fast paced and so like. I had
a hard time getting into it at first, but after
a few episodes, I was like, Okay, but.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
The last one.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
I couldn't believe how graphic it was because the last
one was so many close ups of this woman's vagina
birthing a child who essentially was like stuck on her
pelvic bones.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
It's like these.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Long shots of them like pulling the baby out of her,
and I'm like, like, I know this is HBO, but
I was not expecting that.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
I was not so in your first deals where you
can try to dodge it all you want, but when
you especially when three different kids, eventually an angle catches
where Yeah, because not all childbirth also is like the
movies where you're just laying in this position and we're
gonna breathe till it arrives.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
My last kid was kind of like that. But the
first one, they're rolling her over, there's a heart rate fading.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
There's this there's so much going on that you do
catch the the at some point, the purple, big purple
disaster that's going on. I will say, there isn't a
person on the planet that could say that a compound fracture,
a torn acl achilles tendon cut with a knife even
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holds a candle to what you ladies.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Go through to have one of those.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Yeah, and on a level honestly.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I'm speechless when it happens, and I don't do that.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
I obviously I'm child free by choice, but I've often thought, like,
am I robbing myself just of an experience? Because that's
one thing that women can do that men, even if
they wanted to, couldn't. It couldn't happen for them, you know,
And I'm like, maybe I should just take advantage of
this opportunity. But then I'm like, but then I'd have
to push one of those out of me, and I
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don't know if I want to do that.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
You know, it's a weird light switch.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
I think it's like nature's way of carrying on because
it's not even you wouldn't even be Laura, wouldn't be
like your standard issue way of thinking.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
It's just become superhuman.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
When you are an absolute you're a lunatic, but you're
also so productive for good reason.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Yeah, well, good luck on your gino today.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
None of that's going to be happening today, I have.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
We might find out that it's gonna happen later, but
you'll have true Laura's gonna have to dodge out of
here in a few minutes or dart out of here
in a few minutes because she's got the guy no today,
so we'll take as much of her as we can.
But good luck. So they got to put They still
put the metal like.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
It's the duck bills, the duck bills, and they crank
them in.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
And the cold. Do they at least warm them up first?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
They don't.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
They don't.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
They play the organ duck fight song while they go
into it.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
They don't.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
They don't care. You're lucky if you get anything.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Yeah, i'd like them to just put a little hot
air on it. Yeah, you would think like maybe just
puts like room temperature would be fine. No, they're just
not cold.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
I don't care about any of that, especially if you've
got a male doctor.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
They don't give.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Us some nice lukewarm water.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
They've just been sitting there on the on the table
waiting for you.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
Actually, I want to, like, remember when the old barber
would pull your comb out of the blue liquid.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah, that's what I would tell, Can you wrap that
thing in a hot blanket.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
For a second?
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Something I should request, Dude.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I get so like every time I have to not
like my normal doctor where I'm just going to get
a check up or whatever. But if I have to
go to the emergency room or something, then they keep
those things so cold. Yeah, and it's on purpose. It's
for back tire, I understand, but I am freezing my
balls off. So like the last time had I got
sick at I did, I asked for a heated blanket,
but that only lasts for about ten minutes and that
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I'm freezing again. Yeah, and so like, uh, they have
to like keep putting them on me or I start
to shiver to the point where I can't even stop.
It's like I'm having a seizure.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
It's like when you'd crawl into hot laundry as a kid.
You only get about it.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
But that minute's glorious. Yeah, putting on hot jeans is
the best unless you get here.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
So the only thing I don't like about hot jeans
is the little metal button.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah, oh yeah, you burn yourself.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, but I think it might be the only person
that doesn't like a freshly warmed clothing item out of
the dry. But you're a sweaty You're.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
You kind of Yeah, you sweat really easily, so I
mean you sweat breathing, so I wouldn't imagine you liking
hot jeans, Court, do you like hot jeans right out
of the dryer, like in the morning.
Speaker 8 (06:58):
It depends on the weather. If it's cold, Yeah, sure
I could. I could rock a pair of hot gene.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Oh yeah, because you don't have ac in your house.
So it's like, I feel like there's there's never a
time when you're like.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Man, it's so cold.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Sometimes it's so chilly in my house. I have to
put like a hoodie on her.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
But I'll throw my undershirt, T shirt and socks and
the dryer so that when right when I'm leaving for work,
you put warm socks into your shoes. Now, sometimes the
pants if it's warm out, it's too much to be hot.
But the nice warm T shirt gives you a little
kick that'll get you to your car.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Especially in the morning when your feet are kind of
cold and I put on warm socks. That is the
best feeling. I love that. So yeah, it sounds like
we're a thousand years old. No, but I mean a
warm blanket. Yeah, I do. Actually, I have a heating
pad for my feet sometimes I like to my feet
will get so cold and they also get so hot,
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and so I really swing both ways because at night.
I can't keep my feet covered when I sleep. They
have to be sticking out of the out of the blankets.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
But like it's got a hotel ice bucket on the left,
and then you get your.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
Hair, got his afghan blanket on he's got his cup
of camera meal tea.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Like if I'm studying for like setting, if I'm getting
ready for the show and I'm just reading on the
internet and I'm just sitting there on the computer not moving,
that's when my feet get cold. And then so I
got this little heat pad it some one. It was
like a twelve or twelve little square. Just put my
feet on it for a few minutes, warms just tootsies up. Wow,
it feels good.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Man, you were such an old lady.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Yeah. I think I have good circulation, but they just
get because I can get hot too.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
You know.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
It's like I get hot end and cold. But uh, anyway,
hot cold is your son. He's I think menopause is
not likely what I'm going for.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Hot flashes.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
But going to fall out?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
What else? What did you say is gonna fall out?
Speaker 6 (08:42):
You said your vagina is going to fall out.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Fell long ago that fell out. It just falls out
of your shorts.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
Yeah, it just falls That's that's what happens during menopause.
It just falls right out.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
It sheds. It's this shed the skin like a spider. Ye,
like a spider crawls out of his skin.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
I think you guys crawl out of your whole body skin,
just like that snake.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
I'm every day, every day, not yet.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
How long does that perhaps been normally take?
Speaker 5 (09:08):
It's like an hour or I mean the actual thing. Yeah,
I don't know, like fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
No warm up song or anything, just right there.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Usually, I mean, unless that doesn't sound like depending how
long they keep me ass out on the table wearing
a gown.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
But you should bring in one of those little portable
hair dryers and just plug it in kind of incognito.
So right when they go in with the duck bill,
you can be like, excuse me and just blast it
with a little warm air. Maybe they'll take the hint.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
It's not that cold. It only lasts a minute.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
This is how right, Tanner is that we dealle with
it so much easier. And I told you guys this
off the air one day. But you go in to
have your lady bits dealt with, and then you go
into the stirrups. You got a special bunch of equipment.
It's its own appointment. When I went in for a physical,
they basically said you dick good and I was like yeah,
and they're like, do you think we need to touch it?
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I don't think so, and they're like, all right, then
that's how you deal with a wiener. You know, it's
you guys have to go through, like, all right, here's.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
The mapping system behind the interworkings of the filopine. I
remember when I was fourteen years old getting my first physical, uh,
and my mom had to take me down to the
you know, doctor's office or whatever. Uh. And at least
that's the one I remember. That first one was awkward.
They definitely grabbed everything. Oh sure, yeah, because there was
two people in the room. They were both ladies, and
they did lady doctor as a kid for you back
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then revolution.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
I'm wondering though, if like a but like a pediatrician.
I wonder if like that it's because.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Back then it was mine were all dudes. It definitely
was a children's My.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
First kind of collogist was a dude, and it's my
mom's doctor. And during the exam he asked how my
mom was, and I was like, bro, stop.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
So I just I remember the two ladies in there
and they said I had to take everything off, and
I hated that that was uncomfortable because I don't think
I'd ever been nude in front of anybody except for
like some kids in the locker room or something. Yeah,
but they had to inspect my genitals, like I just remember,
like I remember her not cupping it, you know, but
like lifting it and looking around and like it just
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it sucks so much. But I haven't had anything that
evasive invasive in a long time. I've had that.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I'd that they used to do right where they turn
finger right up behind your balls and they poke and
it's uncomfortable, and then they have you turn your head
and cough. And every single junior high boy got the same,
the same talking to in there. I'm sure you got it.
I'm gonna need you to cough again in a little
bit harder. We'll take your hands out of my taint.
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And maybe it's easier for me to cough at the
age of fourteen, you know what, I have, like an
eight year old Asian woman do it to me. When
I was fourteen, I.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Would simulate bronchitis and just give it to them.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
I always thought the turning coughing was while their finger
was up your butt.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
No, they don't ever put their finger up yours, don't they,
Marcus none at nine or no, no, no.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
I know, but I always thought the turning coughing was
a prostat.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
When Marcus just explained is exactly what she did. And
the whole time that other doctors just standing there watching,
I'm assuming they don't know why because they have to
be present.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Like there's got to be a protocol. Yeah, yeah, it
makes sense.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
That finger pushed up against your taint, that's how they
take my pulse.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
It's still alive.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I just remember how awkward it was. And so my
physicals that I remember as an adult weren't nearly that bad.
And like I I've had to have I've had my
I had to have my doctor put a finger in
my ass to check my prostate, stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
But it's and honestly, this one and at this point
in our lives, like for me, I'm like whatever, Like
I'd rather go to the gynocologists than the dentist, just
like I.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Just want to be touched.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
I just want to feel the warmth of someone's hand. No,
but I mean it's just like it's quick in and out.
It's not my first rodeo, you know.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Because that's more that's usually just like a check up, right,
just like.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
A yeah, likes in my mouth for forty five minutes.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
At least.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Change your glove was also my dentist.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
It's really cool business model one, Yeah, truly though.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
I had a did disappointment on Thursday of last week,
or maybe it was one day me and you had
on the same day, same day. Yeah, And it's you know,
because I have to I have really good teeth, but
my gums I get like a build up. You know
what is that? A tartar build up? And I coulda
go in there and just do a quick clean, which
I had. She could you have a good dental hygiene.
I've been flossing every day and all that. So she
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only had to get a little bit off, But the
whole time it was probably like an hour. It felt
like of my mouth just a gape, yeah, and then
my jaw hurts. You know, it's not it's not fun.
Speaker 8 (13:32):
I embraces when I was a kid, so I got
so used to like being in that situation where there's
there's somebody digging around in my face and it just
got worst. Although one of the the assistants to my
orthodontist was a lady who had very large knockers and
she would sit with basically one of them on each
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side of my head as around there.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Being here all day along.
Speaker 7 (13:59):
Or it's like that, and that was crazy. He leaves,
and that lady's like that. That kid had a boner
of the entire I mean that thing was fully masked.
Speaker 8 (14:06):
She's playing a ring toss with him, and she's just.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
She's trying to wring the sunglasses around it.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
All right.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
On that note, Flora's got to go to her guy,
none appointment. We'll have fun, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I had. I had braces to core and I thought
kind of the same thing that, well, you know, if
nothing else, this is gonna grizzle me for any pain
that I might have later in life. And in a
dental chair, and actually what happened was it totally ruined me,
Like I can't sit. They took my blood pressure in
a dental chair once because they sensed that my heart
rate was up, and it was one hundred and eighty
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over like one p thirty. I have the worst anxiety
when I go in there because when they were taking
a mold once to like do my braces, they had
me bite down on that clay and they had overfilled
the tray and chunk of clay about the size of
a grown man's middle finger went down my windpipe. I
had to sit there for five minutes with that, with
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that stuff in there while it hardens, and I was
choking the whole time, gagging, just liquid coming from every
orifice on my body. And the ladies didn't know. They
were really sweet. They were like, just try to breathe
through your nose, honey, if you don't breathe through your mouth.
But every time I tried to breathe through my nose,
my wimbpipe would close over that thing and I would
choke more. So when they pulled it out, dude, it
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was like the damn came out that they have all
the clay in, and then it was like another three feet.
It felt like they were pulling out of my body.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Because you felt like you're being waterboarded.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
After that, really like that, because ever since that moment,
even like my wife managed a dental clinic for a
couple of years, even going in there to see her
to give her lunch gave me anxiety. I fucking can't
do it. I'm I'm a just an absolute psychopath case.
When I go in there and I have great teeth,
I have one cavity. My entire life, I've never had
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a problem, but I still can't handle it like.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
It just I had. I had a similar situation. It
wasn't quite as bad as that, but I know exactly
what we're talking about. That the feeling of the goo
going down in the back of your throat.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
But I will taste still talking about the dentist, yes.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
But I will take that any day over my getting
my eyes checked. Like when they start flashing the lights
in my eyes and I start to water. Oh, It's
it's like pain. It's like one of the most painful
things I hate.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
My eyes are very sensitive, and anytime I have to
do something with my eyes, like anytime we take photos
for the show, all of a sudden, my eyes it's
like I'm crying, yeah, because I have to focus on
the dot the camera and then like I'm squinting because
my eyes are really sensitive. And I usually wear sunglasses
outside because my eyes are so sensitive. But I got
to take them off for the photos, so now I
can't see shit.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
And every picture you see for the show, we've got like, well,
we will get like one hundred photos taken. We've got
to sift through seventy five of them because I'm squinting
in them all. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (16:44):
Yeah, My glasses appointments always take me like twice as
long as it does for anybody else, because like I
have to keep stopping, like I I cannot stand this anymore.
And my eyes are yet the same thing. My eyes
are just watering and he can't see anything either because
it's just gushing.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
I'm much better at the dentist than I am the
eye doctor. It's true. It's it's weird. I go to
the dentists like three or four times, like once every
three four months, just for the cleaning, because it builds
up so quickly.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Well, you're way overdue for an eye. You need to
go to an eye I know so badly. And when
you're done with it, I think it's going to be
an interesting to see how you deal with like that
air puff and that light is obnoxious.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
I mean, because I like Drew's right, I've needed to
go to the eye doctor since before the New Year,
and I got these reading glasses and they helped me
in here. But like there are at times at home
or like I can't see things far away because I'm
what is it, I'm.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
I'm wear and you're wearing reading glasses, which make it
hard to then see farther. So like when he's he's
wearing them to work and then he's got a board
over there on the wall that's a different depth.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
And I can't I can see the big letters, but
the tiny letters at the bottom, it's there. I have
to take my glasses, like the date when they jump, so.
Speaker 8 (17:49):
When you take your glasses off, you can read it.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
I can't, Okay, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, I can't really
see it up close, so that's far sight. It's a
real pain, and I don't I know I need to
do it. I've just been putting it off.
Speaker 7 (17:59):
Which is a perfect example of this, right, Like nobody
wants to go to the dentist, nobody wants to go
to the eye doctor. I was born basically blind and British,
so both of those things are spent a part of
my life. Yeah, but I'm never like, yes, I get
a filling I hate needles, So there's that.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
And I've again, I have no problem like wearing glasses
or whatever. I've been you know where I'm doing it
well on the show now, I like it. But I
just I'm thinking about the lasic you know, like if
they're really bad, because I have apparently a slight color
blindness to like pastels and stuff, and if my vision's
super blurry, like I'm a photographer and a video editor,
so I need my eyesight and I think I might
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just do the laser if it gets bad.
Speaker 7 (18:38):
And the eye doctor will be able to tell you
where you are on that too, because you know, some
people get the bad news that that's a no. But
more than ever, it's not a no, it's a okay,
well we yeah, you've got this, we can do this.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
It changed your life the lasik Oh one hundred percent.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
I mean you think about the amount of time I
don't spend, like every time you jump into a pool.
Used I used to have to cut up, take the
backs of my fingers, wipe across my eyes so I
don't ruin my contacts before you swim. That's just one
of a billion things you get on a water ski
or a jet ski. You can't do that because of
water going into your eyeballs.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
That's frustrating. You can't live your life in goggles court,
you are glasses. Would you ever consider lazy?
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Now?
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Wow, let me finish the sentence.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
They've asked me before. They've the opportunities have come up,
and I've said, no, there's no way because the light
thing it would be, it would be fucking torture. So
there's no way, all right.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
And you know, I've got family members who have been
dealing with this their whole life, and I've told them
exact things I say in here. It's a miracle, it's
the easiest thing that will change your life forever. And
some people it's just they can't get their head around it.
And the court's one of them. The hard no he's
delivering right now, it's pretty mister Wilson's damn near hostile.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Yeah, yeah, what about you, Marcus. I don't know how
your vision is. I think you probably get a hair
transplant before that, right.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
No, I'm not messing around with the hair transplant. I've
told you guys before. I can't get over those hair
club for men. They're head shaped weird. After they get
done and I just you know what, I got enough hats.
I've been like the hats since I was thirteen. I
got some cool hats. I'm good with that.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
But if you picked the whole scalpy, I don't know what.
Do you think Marcus will look good or he looked
weird with his beard, he'd look violent? Yeah, I think
he'd look good at the bald head.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
See that's the problem though, looking violent at five nine
and one hundred and eighty pounds, that's the wrong thing
to do.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
One of those stocky, those little stocky guys. You know
you see him at the bars all the time.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
They can look I want to fight, and that's just it.
I don't want to fight, like I'm not that guy.
Speaker 7 (20:38):
But your one hundred and eighty doesn't look like you
want to fight at all. It just me like you're
more here to relax, play some golf.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Yeah, good good. I'm glad that I carry that. But
as far as the lace that goes, Drew is my
second friend, long term, very close friend that swears by
Lasik and uh. He's actually had two different procedures and
he's like, dude both times in and out. Less than
an hour didn't feel it like a little bit. If
he told me it felt like a little bit of
sand paper on his eye for a couple of seconds,
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and I hear.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
You can smell it like you can smell the burning.
Speaker 7 (21:09):
It's I think that's a little overblown. Yeah, to be honest,
I mean, just having put my nose right there, I
didn't really smell much of anything.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
So would you agree with like the sandpaper for a
couple of seconds, was that a similar.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
Just pressure, just like if you took a thumb and
sat it on the eye to where you know, basically
like if your big brother was pushing and right before
you're about to say, could you not?
Speaker 4 (21:32):
I'm gonna I'm gonna have a hard time with that.
I get my eyes water when I just think about
putting eye drops in, So I'm gonna have a hard
time with that. But if if the doctor recommends that,
I think I can maybe get myself into a mental
place where I can well.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
The nice thing is you don't even really have to
get yourself into a mental place because they know exactly
what you're gonna go through, so they give you valume,
and as soon as you take valume, you don't care
about anything, Like to the point where the only person
who had a hard day when I had LASIK is
Amy because I was on valume and I wanted McDonald's
with an eye mask, and dude guide me to my
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bed like it just I was browing so hard, having
a great time, and she was like, if you were
like this every day, I would divorce you. So I
think that you once they give you the drugs, that's
why they give you the drugs, because we all freak out.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
It's our eyeballs. We got two of them. Well, I'll
do all that eventually, but not timorrow, not today, at
least not today. Maybe maybe this week. I actually have
to call I have to call a specialist about my gums.
I have one tooth here in the front because I
have to wear a mouthpiece when I sleep, and it
pushes my jaw forward so I can just breathe a
little bit better. It's a little loose because of it,
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like just slightly. And so they want me to go
see the specialists just to see what's up.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
Yeah, I've spent some time with the gums specialists. It's
scary when you go in there though, because it's mostly
old people. Yeah, and they're all having to get graps.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Yeah, and a lot of aggressive things that do not
feel good. But you be she was talking like they
were talking to me about some of that because I
had a libray piercing for a long time and it
just it just wore down a lot of my gums.
So I might need to get a little bit of
that in the front.
Speaker 8 (23:11):
Well, I think they could get you a little kid
ever gum. Put a little kid ever on there.
Speaker 7 (23:15):
I have a buddy who got that, and he had
to have it done when we were still in high school.
And you can see it because it's a little like
different color. It's almost like a little gum pushed up
against it.
Speaker 8 (23:27):
Yeah, so yeah, a little but everybody else's mouth.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
I don't want that.
Speaker 7 (23:31):
But your lip covers your bottom gums. You're not like
one of these people who just have a mister ed face.
When your mouth is all gums, you're in big trouble.
You're not a You're not a gummy person.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Well, I uh, I appreciate that. I've got a gummy person.
Best compliment you're gonna get today. I wanted to play
you this clip. I know, Marcus, you didn't hear this
on the show today. In court I don't know if
you heard that the twins that speak simultaneously, like, dude,
this is in CID Marcus. You see the clip.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
I did see the clip, dude, and this is like,
to me, this is straight out of an Adam McKay movie.
I don't even know how you could write this because
it's funny, but it's also like it's that bad.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
There's a couple of things that have come out this
week that are like a like a skit. This and
then the Kanye West interview with I think I don't
know Rolling Stone or somebody where he was in a
black klu kletx plan outfit and like phone, the phone rings,
and he goes like, right in the middle of his rant,
he goes, oh, hold on a second, and he answers
the phone in this klu klex plan outfit and he's
like it's the It's like it's like a fucking sketch.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
Yeah, everything sketch.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
I mean, he's the dumbest human being on the planet.
But it's funny, you know, just because it's I guess
it's it would be funny if it weren't still goddamn sad.
It's that clip is like it looks like an Adam
and k scene. Yeah, it's like it reminds me of
uh was it Jango unchained? I can't see fucking shit
in the stunts because of the eye holes like the
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Kluklex claim. It's it's the same same vibe. Who cut
the eye holes?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Laugh, dude, she worked really har that's the best fucking scene. Dude,
who is that?
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Jonah Hill? I think Jona Hill's in one of those.
I think, Yeah, yeah, can't see fucking ship thing. That
was a good movie. The accent makes it too. Yeah. Anyway,
these sisters are it's almost you know. What reminds me
of is come play with us, Come play with us,
very horror film. These twin sisters finish each other's sentences.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Well, we were in leaning now birds and we heard
the big bang. We said, all along another car accident,
So we drop everything and we went running out to
the front. We see mama running from the house up there,
and then another cars were pulling up and checking them
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to see if the person was okay.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
And one what I find crazy is that they switch
off like one will take the lead and then the
other one will take the lead. And it's like their
one mind.
Speaker 7 (25:55):
Because you would think in a normal situation, when there's
nothing normal with them, one would be the leader and
the other would be like the the sling blade was.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Up there with our mom, and he went up there
and he was coming back down down the waters and
he goes, run, he's got a gun, and oh, our
hearts started to pan and I said, oh mom with mom,
and whole mama was stuck up there by the parent.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Mom.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
She goes, are you all right? Because he.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Face, I just can't. I can't, So it's too much.
Speaker 8 (26:35):
I would I would imagine that this is how they've
been their entire life. So like in school, they're answering
questions together, like you can't have a regular conversation with
just one of them because all of them are doing
this the entire time.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Right, And you'd like, you think a mom would try
to put a stop to it or something like you
guys have to stop or separate them until they broke
the habit, because it looks like a habit now, like
maybe they did it to screw with people back in
the day or whatever, but it looks like they're being genuine.
I don't think that they're trying to fool people or
like look at our bit or whatever. I just think
they're two sisters who are comfortable with each other and
(27:06):
uncomfortable when they're by themselves, and they think they have
no confidence when they're alone. And so that's how that
they finish these other sentences because they're basically one person.
But it's crazy.
Speaker 8 (27:14):
I mean, like the sisters that actually are Siamese twins
that like the ones that are actually connected, they don't
even do this. Yeah right, But these two who have
their own bodies.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
I'm telling you it's a mental thing, like they've just
relied on each other so much and haven't focused on
trying to be independent.
Speaker 7 (27:29):
Yeah, and there are natural tendencies. I mean, it's no
coincidence that that twins all over the world are more
drawn to each other than they are to others. Yeah,
I've got twin nieces and they have a special bond.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
What was that story? I think it was you that
told me a story about I think it was you.
So there were two twins, one was more dominant. They
got one got upset about something, stormed in the room
and said, come on, James, you're going for a walk
or what I need some time alone? All right, James,
let's go so like you need time alone, but he
that means with him still, yeah, with his brother, Like
(28:01):
come on, we're taking a walk, Yeah, exactly, Like I
need to tell just I need want to be left alone.
It's just with him. That to me is strange, Like
I love my independence, I love my alone time. I
love silence in my house and I can't imagine just like,
what do you want for dinner tonight? What are we
eating for? Like every night is a is A is
a like A you have to share, you have to
share your thoughts.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
You know.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
I couldn't do that.
Speaker 7 (28:22):
And the identicals is probably even more intense when you
look alike you have the exact same DNA as strand
Like my twin nieces are not identical. One is way
taller than the other. They are complete, one's blonde, one's burnette,
but it's they have the bond, but probably not on
the level that the identical same DNA situation.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Here's a clip from Entertainment Tonight. This is like a
montage of a of a bunch of times, or you know,
a bunch of them together, like a bunch of clips
with them talking together.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
We don't know why but we have tried to total
separately when not sales.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
It's not as two Australian sisters capturing the internet's attention
for almost always speaking in unison.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
How do you know exactly what your twin is going
to say?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
No, no, no, It just happens ortomatically.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Twins Bridget and Paula Powers went viral after giving an
interview to seven News Queensland, sharing the moment they witnessed
a wild carjacking and he.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Was coming back down the wall. He's got again, he
goes roun, he's got a gun.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
I can just sign out. I cannot stand on the
Australian action.
Speaker 8 (29:34):
Right, But same nations, same inflection, same pace.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
I mean, it's crazy, and the same mannerisms. Like they
even talk that they move their bodies a singer.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Yeah, Marcus, can you imagine aiding one of them? You're
a tricycle for the rest of your life. If you're
in this relationship, you're never going anywhere without that third wheel.
And I thought that was the crazy part about the
chick with two heads. But imagine if they both had
their own bodies and wherewithal and like free will and
they're still doing this this is Yeah, you said it's
a mental thing, but like this is a life ruining
(30:05):
mental thing, right, They're just gonna live together and be
two bitter old ladies when they're in their eighties. That's
what I want to check in with them.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Yeah, I'm really curious.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
I mean, when these two are eighties, give them a sitcom.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
I'm curious to see, or a summer reality show. I
feel like I'm really curious to see their relationships, Like
what what do they Are they in love with one man?
Or are they in love with two men? Or is
it a situation where they aren't in relationships at all?
They just stick to stick with each other.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
How old are these people? I don't know for sure,
but they look.
Speaker 8 (30:35):
I think they look about thirty thirty five is.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Okay, maybe thirty five to forty five.
Speaker 7 (30:39):
The way they talk, and it's probably from being socially
broken with each other forever, is like they are ancient,
like they're in their seventies, like power. The way that
they tell a story is that's how elderly people talk, right.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
I don't they're broken social. I don't know how old
they are because there's certain pictures where they look older
than other photos, right, I don't I can't really tell,
but I would guess somewhere between thirty five.
Speaker 8 (31:04):
Yeah, you know, I would not be surprised at all
if they do end up getting a TV show. Just
just added like they have worldwide fame now.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Like everybody's like the Tourette's Girl, ELC where you at?
Speaker 8 (31:13):
Yeah, so I bet I bet some Australian news channel
or whatever channel will set them up with the show
just to follow them around for a little bit and yeah,
and then eventually will end up on TLC or something
like that.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Yeah. Wow, Well that's not annoying at all. Jeez. Yeah,
it's honestly, that's how you get the detonator codes. He
just play those two. Yeah, bring bring me the sisters
then you can have whatever you want. Just make it stop.
Bring me the Torture Sisters. Yeah, all right on.
Speaker 8 (31:42):
Well shit, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
It's hot as balls in the studio. Have you talked
to the management about the heat in here?
Speaker 5 (31:47):
It?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
I did.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
It's on godly hot.
Speaker 8 (31:49):
I talked to the boss and he said, open the door.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Yeah. I was gonna say they're doing it. They gave
up on it. We do that during the commercial breaks,
but it can get like eighty three degrees.
Speaker 8 (31:57):
I know, yeah, I told him, but he says, we've actually.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Tried to fix the HVAC system in this building so
many times, probably a dozen times.
Speaker 8 (32:05):
We moved into this building in twenty twelve. It has
never been right, and it has never been fixed.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
It's either super cold or super hot. There's never a
comfortable medium. And if the studio is super super hot,
that means the sales wings probably really cold, and vice versus.
So if it's really hot over there, it's freezing in here.
Speaker 8 (32:21):
I remember it was a few summers ago where you
guys were boiling in here and Mark Mason down the
hall and k Ex was freezing, and it's just it's
probably i don't know, twenty thirty feet away, just you know,
just in a straight line. But for whatever reason, you
are completely different systems or something, or I don't know,
for whatever reason, there's.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
Probably just like a flap closed in one of these
big giant tubes. Yeah right, you know, Like why is that? Though?
Like how they they've sent like a dozen guys. They're
not even joking.
Speaker 7 (32:47):
I feel like they know they can't fix it, and
they come in here and they just take the money
in twenty eighteen. I think it's that I'm trying to
do the math that's years before the pandemic. I just
gave up, like I'll tell them when it's hot, but
I don't expect Yeah, one bit of difference.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
I know that like they you know, we would complain
a little bit. But I know that K one A
three's morning show, they really complained.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Yeah, like that.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
From what I understand, Stacey and Mike would bitch about
the heat to management a lot, like every day for
a while.
Speaker 8 (33:13):
Stacy still got a fan in the studio, Like there
gets really hot too, so.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
We would put one in herebody, it's noisy. You can
hear it as we're talking. You know, we're not using
music beds when we're talking on the air sometimes, so
you can just hear that in the background. Yeah, there
comes to the point where go ahead.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Is this just a perennial problem with every radio studio
that's ever existed, because we had the same problem in Eugene.
I remember you guys telling me about the prior Eugene
studio that also had the same problem. Is this just
like radio studios get hot? Is that all.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
There's a lot of equipment in the studios. A lot
of the studios have carpeted walls so that everything kind
of sits in the room. You know, there's a lot
of ventilation. But I think the main thing is all
the equipment. I mean, in front of me, I have one, two, three, four, five,
six seven monitors facing me, But then Drew's got two monitors,
and Laura's got a monitor, so it's hot. There's and
then the console and the bodies.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yep. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
When like when like a guest comes in here, like
a comedian comes in here, this room goes up about
ten degrees in about five minutes. Yep.
Speaker 8 (34:11):
Well, I mean I think the other thing is that
radio companies are notoriously cheap.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
They're cheap ass.
Speaker 8 (34:18):
So I think that's why every radio station goes through
this is because they find the cheapest building they possibly
can cram a bunch of of equipment into it, and
then it starts boiling over because they can't deal with
they eat.
Speaker 9 (34:30):
Have you ever been in here on the weekends on occasion?
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (34:33):
So I come in here on the weekends a lot,
and then they turn the air conditioning off on Saturdays
and Sundays. Yeah, So the studios are a thousand degrees.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
I come in here and I have to work with
the doors open because it's it's too hot like that.
That's how cheap they are. Yeah, there are people who
work here on the weekends where they're like nah, no, yeah,
we're not paying over Yeah, and it's ot and like
I said, these rooms don't get any vitilations, so it's
just thick humid air.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (34:56):
Yeah, we're still breathing the same era that like from
twenty twelve in this room. It's the same recycle there.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
I bet we are.
Speaker 7 (35:03):
And I'm surprised it isn't cooler because all these rooms
have false ceilings, you know, like they're not true ceilings there,
just like a patch. What we are really in is
a warehouse with walls, and so I'm surprised we're not cold,
to be honest, But I think it's because we're on
the third and fourth floor back corner, like we're just
over here.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
Well there it is. I'm sweaty. My back is literally
sweaty right now. So we're gonna draw my name in
it in the dew. Yeah, he's gonna draw his name
in the dew on my back, and Court's gonna watch
all right, that doesn't for us. We'll see you tomorrow. Remember,
if you're listening to this on April twenty ninth, twenty
twenty five, when we're recording it, Beef Waters one Man
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Speaker 7 (36:09):
And if you're hearing this, uh, you know on Tuesday,
come have a burger with us. I'm I'm excited to
see who shows up Bee Water.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
I guess we'll be at shakecheck today between four and six.
So if you want to go, say what's up? He
was going to be there anyhow, Yeah, be honest, like,
oh this is convenient, Marcus. Uh, I love your face, brother,
I guess we're gonna replace some fids this weekend. We
try to play a little. The other night we were
we were a little drunk.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
It was like a little, a little taste. We only
got to play for like what like an hour and
a half maybe two hours. But uh, you know now
that we're we've we've solidified our PC out of our
life where PUBG is concerned. I feel like we got
a really nice four man squad sitting in the studio
right now.
Speaker 7 (36:50):
I also know that a two hour session is just
like a little taste. I'd be I'd be getting the
wall scraped up.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Hardcore gamers. If you're serious about it too, that's it,
and start down there for four hours.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
No, it was supposed to be four hours, but it
took Tanner and I that long to figure out what
the fuck was going on.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Because so Marcus I switched for some reason, PUBG doesn't work.
The controller doesn't work on the PC from Marcus. It
works for me. I can use my controller. So he
was like, won't you come play on the on the Xbox,
And I'm like, damn it, that's where bitches play. So
I turned my Xbox Almoich. By the way, I haven't
turned on, I think since the New Year, like cops does.
I took it, you know, I took it to the
(37:28):
coast and I brought it with me, and so I
turned it on, and I at first I had to
update the thing so that and my Xbox is wire lever. Yeah,
so it took like thirty minutes for that. Once I
updated it, logged me out and then I had to
log back in. And I didn't know my pass it's
ancient and it's got my old email that I don't
have access to anymore. And so it took me thirty
I'll say fifteen to twenty minutes just typing up codes,
(37:51):
every code I could think of until I figured it out.
And I don't even remember what I put in as
I type in so many codes.
Speaker 8 (37:55):
Why did you have to go to Xbox, because like, it's.
Speaker 7 (37:57):
Not I was just sitting there, Marcus couldn't I couldn't
use them.
Speaker 9 (38:02):
And I have to sign in to get a you
can play across platform, it's only cross console.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
It's not cross platform because the PC people that play
with mouse and keyboard get such a tactile advantage.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Thought I thought, I feel like there was cross platform
because I.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Can have researched this game like you guys can't fuck
it right?
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Sorry, damn Jesus Christ, you know how you are?
Speaker 1 (38:29):
All right?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
All I want to do is play this goddamn game.
And so I've been on every forum. I've been. I've been.
I've gotten roasted online several times asking questions.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Yeah, Marcus, and we're talking about this on the show.
Marcus went on to a Reddit thread asking questions, and
everybody who responded just called him an asshole. You have
no friends, You're terrible at gaming, Marcus told me. He
goes over the weekend when you were trying to figure
it out, he goes, I don't want to go back
on the internet because they just they were mean to me.
They made fun of me. I don't want to deal
with it again. Well, keep grinding in your chat forums.
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He'll in their love eventually.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Hey, I will tell you this. While I was waiting
for Tanner's update, all I did was going and get
myself a solo chicken dinner, so at least I had
something on my stomach for his first MAT night.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
It's easy to get when you're playing a lot of bots,
all right, Marcus, love your face?
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Yeah, they were count there's some bots in there. It's
all right, there's I had. I had seven kills. I
think five of them were bots.
Speaker 7 (39:28):
You see it doing the thing where it goes to
the tree. Either this guy is an idiot or it's
this guy is on crystal meth. Right, Uh so anywaycording
to run out, I guess it does. Everyone's leaving us.
Everyone's left, Laura's left the donk so far.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
Just hang up, Marcus.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
It's the original three fellas. We're always gonna stick around forever.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
Yeah. Actually we're gonna leave too. It's just you know, yeah, alright,
finished strong.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Us today on the on the Donkey Show podcast. Uh.
You know what's funny about this. I don't have any
the buttons in front of me, so if they did
actually leave, this is gonna be a really long stretch
of silence. Have a fantastic day. I wasn't kidding about
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the buttons.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
Sorry, sorry, all right, I'll tell me by transport.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one oh five nine the brew dot com.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
Let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner Drew and Laura's Donkey Show, Donkey Show.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
What's Happening? Thanks for checking out Tanner, Drew and Laura's
Donkey Show podcast though heard online at one O five nine,
the brew dot Com, the iHeartRadio app or wherever you
listen to podcasts. I'm Tanner Drew here, Laura's here buster
as Marcus this year. I think Cord's gonna join us
in a few Laura's might Laura might be leaving us
in a bit because she does have a doctor's appointment today. Yes,
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and it's a very special doctor's appointment.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
It's not really special. It's just a lady doctor. It's
a guy of cologist.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Do girls go into the stirrup things they put you
in the lord.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
Yeah, that's it's the situation.
Speaker 7 (00:47):
Remind me they'd still put you in like an archaic
old metal tray.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Yeah, you gotta puture, you gotta put your feet in
those little stirrups and.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Okay, remind me of a drilling sound effect for when
we talk about.
Speaker 6 (01:00):
There's no thrilled drilling going.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
On, just the sound of a mining light turning on.
There you go, there you go, but people, you know,
you give people the impression of what's going on a
little dynamite. Yeah, Claire, So yeah, you said the last
time you went to the guy, know, wasn't there like
a student doctor there?
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Well? Was? She's not really a student doctor. She's a
residence so she's like an actual doctor. But it was
her and like the senior doctor. I don't know what
they call them, but they they couldn't find what they
were looking.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
For in there.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
It's like you're like, get out of and.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Like, yeah, get out of Shmere, get out of Papre.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
What are they looking for?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
I'm assuming like my cervix. I don't know, but I
feel like it's kind of like right there. Yeah, I
mean I've never seen it personally, what Marcus, they.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Were looking for the lost city of Zinge from Congo Hello. Hello.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
It's kind of like the trail they take in goonies.
It's not always easy to find the thing. But you
think that the two senior doctors would be able to
find that.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
And I do. So it was my PCP, so that
wasn't like her specialty was not gynecology. So like now
that I'm actually going to a gynecologist. I would imagine
it'll be a much speedier process.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I see. I'm so grateful. I'm not a lady. The girls.
You know, women have to go through so much bullshit
and I just I think about it and I go
just a paps mirror and the periods alone. I'm out,
let alone the child thing. Let alone the child.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
But oh my god, have either of you started watching?
And Drew, I don't know if you've seen this firsthand
or not. I have a feeling that maybe you, like,
stay away when all of this is happening.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I've seen a large purple vagina that's dress.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
That is what I'm asking. Okay, because I'm watching this
show called The Pit. Anybody else It's on HBO first season.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Is it about? It's like a medical show.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Yeah, so it's like ER.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
I guess I never watched Er, but apparently it's like
it's one of the same guys.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I've heard r I've heard nothing. I don't really like
medical shows, but I've heard good things about that.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
It's very like fast paced and so like. I had
a hard time getting into it at first, but after
a few episodes, I was like, Okay, but.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
The last one.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
I couldn't believe how graphic it was because the last
one was so many close ups of this woman's vagina
birthing a child who essentially was like stuck on her
pelvic bones.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
It's like these.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Long shots of them like pulling the baby out of her,
and I'm like, like, I know this is HBO, but
I was not expecting that.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
I was not so in your first deals where you
can try to dodge it all you want, but when
you especially when three different kids, eventually an angle catches
where Yeah, because not all childbirth also is like the
movies where you're just laying in this position and we're
gonna breathe till it arrives.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
My last kid was kind of like that. But the
first one, they're rolling her over, there's a heart rate fading.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
There's this there's so much going on that you do
catch the the at some point, the purple, big purple
disaster that's going on. I will say, there isn't a
person on the planet that could say that a compound fracture,
a torn acl achilles tendon cut with a knife even
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holds a candle to what you ladies.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Go through to have one of those.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Yeah, and on a level honestly.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I'm speechless when it happens, and I don't do that.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
I obviously I'm child free by choice, but I've often thought, like,
am I robbing myself just of an experience? Because that's
one thing that women can do that men, even if
they wanted to, couldn't. It couldn't happen for them, you know,
And I'm like, maybe I should just take advantage of
this opportunity. But then I'm like, but then I'd have
to push one of those out of me, and I
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don't know if I want to do that.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
You know, it's a weird light switch.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
I think it's like nature's way of carrying on because
it's not even you wouldn't even be Laura, wouldn't be
like your standard issue way of thinking.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
It's just become superhuman.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
When you are an absolute you're a lunatic, but you're
also so productive for good reason.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Yeah, well, good luck on your gino today.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
None of that's going to be happening today, I have.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
We might find out that it's gonna happen later, but
you'll have true Laura's gonna have to dodge out of
here in a few minutes or dart out of here
in a few minutes because she's got the guy no today,
so we'll take as much of her as we can.
But good luck. So they got to put They still
put the metal like.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
It's the duck bills, the duck bills, and they crank
them in.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
And the cold. Do they at least warm them up first?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
They don't.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
They don't.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
They play the organ duck fight song while they go
into it.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
They don't.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
They don't care. You're lucky if you get anything.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Yeah, i'd like them to just put a little hot
air on it. Yeah, you would think like maybe just
puts like room temperature would be fine. No, they're just
not cold.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
I don't care about any of that, especially if you've
got a male doctor.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
They don't give.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Us some nice lukewarm water.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
They've just been sitting there on the on the table
waiting for you.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
Actually, I want to, like, remember when the old barber
would pull your comb out of the blue liquid.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah, that's what I would tell, Can you wrap that
thing in a hot blanket.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
For a second?
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Something I should request, Dude.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I get so like every time I have to not
like my normal doctor where I'm just going to get
a check up or whatever. But if I have to
go to the emergency room or something, then they keep
those things so cold. Yeah, and it's on purpose. It's
for back tire, I understand, but I am freezing my
balls off. So like the last time had I got
sick at I did, I asked for a heated blanket,
but that only lasts for about ten minutes and that
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I'm freezing again. Yeah, and so like, uh, they have
to like keep putting them on me or I start
to shiver to the point where I can't even stop.
It's like I'm having a seizure.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
It's like when you'd crawl into hot laundry as a kid.
You only get about it.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
But that minute's glorious. Yeah, putting on hot jeans is
the best unless you get here.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
So the only thing I don't like about hot jeans
is the little metal button.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah, oh yeah, you burn yourself.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, but I think it might be the only person
that doesn't like a freshly warmed clothing item out of
the dry. But you're a sweaty You're.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
You kind of Yeah, you sweat really easily, so I
mean you sweat breathing, so I wouldn't imagine you liking
hot jeans, Court, do you like hot jeans right out
of the dryer, like in the morning.
Speaker 8 (06:58):
It depends on the weather. If it's cold, Yeah, sure
I could. I could rock a pair of hot gene.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Oh yeah, because you don't have ac in your house.
So it's like, I feel like there's there's never a
time when you're like.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Man, it's so cold.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Sometimes it's so chilly in my house. I have to
put like a hoodie on her.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
But I'll throw my undershirt, T shirt and socks and
the dryer so that when right when I'm leaving for work,
you put warm socks into your shoes. Now, sometimes the
pants if it's warm out, it's too much to be hot.
But the nice warm T shirt gives you a little
kick that'll get you to your car.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Especially in the morning when your feet are kind of
cold and I put on warm socks. That is the
best feeling. I love that. So yeah, it sounds like
we're a thousand years old. No, but I mean a
warm blanket. Yeah, I do. Actually, I have a heating
pad for my feet sometimes I like to my feet
will get so cold and they also get so hot,
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and so I really swing both ways because at night.
I can't keep my feet covered when I sleep. They
have to be sticking out of the out of the blankets.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
But like it's got a hotel ice bucket on the left,
and then you get your.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
Hair, got his afghan blanket on he's got his cup
of camera meal tea.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Like if I'm studying for like setting, if I'm getting
ready for the show and I'm just reading on the
internet and I'm just sitting there on the computer not moving,
that's when my feet get cold. And then so I
got this little heat pad it some one. It was
like a twelve or twelve little square. Just put my
feet on it for a few minutes, warms just tootsies up. Wow,
it feels good.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Man, you were such an old lady.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Yeah. I think I have good circulation, but they just
get because I can get hot too.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
You know.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
It's like I get hot end and cold. But uh, anyway,
hot cold is your son. He's I think menopause is
not likely what I'm going for.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Hot flashes.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
But going to fall out?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
What else? What did you say is gonna fall out?
Speaker 6 (08:42):
You said your vagina is going to fall out.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Fell long ago that fell out. It just falls out
of your shorts.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
Yeah, it just falls That's that's what happens during menopause.
It just falls right out.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
It sheds. It's this shed the skin like a spider. Ye,
like a spider crawls out of his skin.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
I think you guys crawl out of your whole body skin,
just like that snake.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
I'm every day, every day, not yet.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
How long does that perhaps been normally take?
Speaker 5 (09:08):
It's like an hour or I mean the actual thing. Yeah,
I don't know, like fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
No warm up song or anything, just right there.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Usually, I mean, unless that doesn't sound like depending how
long they keep me ass out on the table wearing
a gown.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
But you should bring in one of those little portable
hair dryers and just plug it in kind of incognito.
So right when they go in with the duck bill,
you can be like, excuse me and just blast it
with a little warm air. Maybe they'll take the hint.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
It's not that cold. It only lasts a minute.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
This is how right, Tanner is that we dealle with
it so much easier. And I told you guys this
off the air one day. But you go in to
have your lady bits dealt with, and then you go
into the stirrups. You got a special bunch of equipment.
It's its own appointment. When I went in for a physical,
they basically said you dick good and I was like yeah,
and they're like, do you think we need to touch it?
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I don't think so, and they're like, all right, then
that's how you deal with a wiener. You know, it's
you guys have to go through, like, all right, here's.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
The mapping system behind the interworkings of the filopine. I
remember when I was fourteen years old getting my first physical, uh,
and my mom had to take me down to the
you know, doctor's office or whatever. Uh. And at least
that's the one I remember. That first one was awkward.
They definitely grabbed everything. Oh sure, yeah, because there was
two people in the room. They were both ladies, and
they did lady doctor as a kid for you back
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then revolution.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
I'm wondering though, if like a but like a pediatrician.
I wonder if like that it's because.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Back then it was mine were all dudes. It definitely
was a children's My.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
First kind of collogist was a dude, and it's my
mom's doctor. And during the exam he asked how my
mom was, and I was like, bro, stop.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
So I just I remember the two ladies in there
and they said I had to take everything off, and
I hated that that was uncomfortable because I don't think
I'd ever been nude in front of anybody except for
like some kids in the locker room or something. Yeah,
but they had to inspect my genitals, like I just remember,
like I remember her not cupping it, you know, but
like lifting it and looking around and like it just
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it sucks so much. But I haven't had anything that
evasive invasive in a long time. I've had that.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I'd that they used to do right where they turn
finger right up behind your balls and they poke and
it's uncomfortable, and then they have you turn your head
and cough. And every single junior high boy got the same,
the same talking to in there. I'm sure you got it.
I'm gonna need you to cough again in a little
bit harder. We'll take your hands out of my taint.
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And maybe it's easier for me to cough at the
age of fourteen, you know what, I have, like an
eight year old Asian woman do it to me. When
I was fourteen, I.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Would simulate bronchitis and just give it to them.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
I always thought the turning coughing was while their finger
was up your butt.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
No, they don't ever put their finger up yours, don't they,
Marcus none at nine or no, no, no.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
I know, but I always thought the turning coughing was
a prostat.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
When Marcus just explained is exactly what she did. And
the whole time that other doctors just standing there watching,
I'm assuming they don't know why because they have to
be present.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Like there's got to be a protocol. Yeah, yeah, it
makes sense.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
That finger pushed up against your taint, that's how they
take my pulse.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
It's still alive.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I just remember how awkward it was. And so my
physicals that I remember as an adult weren't nearly that bad.
And like I I've had to have I've had my
I had to have my doctor put a finger in
my ass to check my prostate, stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
But it's and honestly, this one and at this point
in our lives, like for me, I'm like whatever, Like
I'd rather go to the gynocologists than the dentist, just
like I.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Just want to be touched.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
I just want to feel the warmth of someone's hand. No,
but I mean it's just like it's quick in and out.
It's not my first rodeo, you know.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Because that's more that's usually just like a check up, right,
just like.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
A yeah, likes in my mouth for forty five minutes.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
At least.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Change your glove was also my dentist.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
It's really cool business model one, Yeah, truly though.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
I had a did disappointment on Thursday of last week,
or maybe it was one day me and you had
on the same day, same day. Yeah, And it's you know,
because I have to I have really good teeth, but
my gums I get like a build up. You know
what is that? A tartar build up? And I coulda
go in there and just do a quick clean, which
I had. She could you have a good dental hygiene.
I've been flossing every day and all that. So she
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only had to get a little bit off, But the
whole time it was probably like an hour. It felt
like of my mouth just a gape, yeah, and then
my jaw hurts. You know, it's not it's not fun.
Speaker 8 (13:32):
I embraces when I was a kid, so I got
so used to like being in that situation where there's
there's somebody digging around in my face and it just
got worst. Although one of the the assistants to my
orthodontist was a lady who had very large knockers and
she would sit with basically one of them on each
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side of my head as around there.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Being here all day along.
Speaker 7 (13:59):
Or it's like that, and that was crazy. He leaves,
and that lady's like that. That kid had a boner
of the entire I mean that thing was fully masked.
Speaker 8 (14:06):
She's playing a ring toss with him, and she's just.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
She's trying to wring the sunglasses around it.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
All right.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
On that note, Flora's got to go to her guy,
none appointment. We'll have fun, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I had. I had braces to core and I thought
kind of the same thing that, well, you know, if
nothing else, this is gonna grizzle me for any pain
that I might have later in life. And in a
dental chair, and actually what happened was it totally ruined me,
Like I can't sit. They took my blood pressure in
a dental chair once because they sensed that my heart
rate was up, and it was one hundred and eighty
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over like one p thirty. I have the worst anxiety
when I go in there because when they were taking
a mold once to like do my braces, they had
me bite down on that clay and they had overfilled
the tray and chunk of clay about the size of
a grown man's middle finger went down my windpipe. I
had to sit there for five minutes with that, with
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that stuff in there while it hardens, and I was
choking the whole time, gagging, just liquid coming from every
orifice on my body. And the ladies didn't know. They
were really sweet. They were like, just try to breathe
through your nose, honey, if you don't breathe through your mouth.
But every time I tried to breathe through my nose,
my wimbpipe would close over that thing and I would
choke more. So when they pulled it out, dude, it
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was like the damn came out that they have all
the clay in, and then it was like another three feet.
It felt like they were pulling out of my body.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Because you felt like you're being waterboarded.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
After that, really like that, because ever since that moment,
even like my wife managed a dental clinic for a
couple of years, even going in there to see her
to give her lunch gave me anxiety. I fucking can't
do it. I'm I'm a just an absolute psychopath case.
When I go in there and I have great teeth,
I have one cavity. My entire life, I've never had
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a problem, but I still can't handle it like.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
It just I had. I had a similar situation. It
wasn't quite as bad as that, but I know exactly
what we're talking about. That the feeling of the goo
going down in the back of your throat.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
But I will taste still talking about the dentist, yes.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
But I will take that any day over my getting
my eyes checked. Like when they start flashing the lights
in my eyes and I start to water. Oh, It's
it's like pain. It's like one of the most painful
things I hate.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
My eyes are very sensitive, and anytime I have to
do something with my eyes, like anytime we take photos
for the show, all of a sudden, my eyes it's
like I'm crying, yeah, because I have to focus on
the dot the camera and then like I'm squinting because
my eyes are really sensitive. And I usually wear sunglasses
outside because my eyes are so sensitive. But I got
to take them off for the photos, so now I
can't see shit.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
And every picture you see for the show, we've got like, well,
we will get like one hundred photos taken. We've got
to sift through seventy five of them because I'm squinting
in them all. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (16:44):
Yeah, My glasses appointments always take me like twice as
long as it does for anybody else, because like I
have to keep stopping, like I I cannot stand this anymore.
And my eyes are yet the same thing. My eyes
are just watering and he can't see anything either because
it's just gushing.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
I'm much better at the dentist than I am the
eye doctor. It's true. It's it's weird. I go to
the dentists like three or four times, like once every
three four months, just for the cleaning, because it builds
up so quickly.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Well, you're way overdue for an eye. You need to
go to an eye I know so badly. And when
you're done with it, I think it's going to be
an interesting to see how you deal with like that
air puff and that light is obnoxious.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
I mean, because I like Drew's right, I've needed to
go to the eye doctor since before the New Year,
and I got these reading glasses and they helped me
in here. But like there are at times at home
or like I can't see things far away because I'm
what is it, I'm.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
I'm wear and you're wearing reading glasses, which make it
hard to then see farther. So like when he's he's
wearing them to work and then he's got a board
over there on the wall that's a different depth.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
And I can't I can see the big letters, but
the tiny letters at the bottom, it's there. I have
to take my glasses, like the date when they jump, so.
Speaker 8 (17:49):
When you take your glasses off, you can read it.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
I can't, Okay, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, I can't really
see it up close, so that's far sight. It's a
real pain, and I don't I know I need to
do it. I've just been putting it off.
Speaker 7 (17:59):
Which is a perfect example of this, right, Like nobody
wants to go to the dentist, nobody wants to go
to the eye doctor. I was born basically blind and British,
so both of those things are spent a part of
my life. Yeah, but I'm never like, yes, I get
a filling I hate needles, So there's that.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
And I've again, I have no problem like wearing glasses
or whatever. I've been you know where I'm doing it
well on the show now, I like it. But I
just I'm thinking about the lasic you know, like if
they're really bad, because I have apparently a slight color
blindness to like pastels and stuff, and if my vision's
super blurry, like I'm a photographer and a video editor,
so I need my eyesight and I think I might
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just do the laser if it gets bad.
Speaker 7 (18:38):
And the eye doctor will be able to tell you
where you are on that too, because you know, some
people get the bad news that that's a no. But
more than ever, it's not a no, it's a okay,
well we yeah, you've got this, we can do this.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
It changed your life the lasik Oh one hundred percent.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
I mean you think about the amount of time I
don't spend, like every time you jump into a pool.
Used I used to have to cut up, take the
backs of my fingers, wipe across my eyes so I
don't ruin my contacts before you swim. That's just one
of a billion things you get on a water ski
or a jet ski. You can't do that because of
water going into your eyeballs.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
That's frustrating. You can't live your life in goggles court,
you are glasses. Would you ever consider lazy?
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Now?
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Wow, let me finish the sentence.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
They've asked me before. They've the opportunities have come up,
and I've said, no, there's no way because the light
thing it would be, it would be fucking torture. So
there's no way, all right.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
And you know, I've got family members who have been
dealing with this their whole life, and I've told them
exact things I say in here. It's a miracle, it's
the easiest thing that will change your life forever. And
some people it's just they can't get their head around it.
And the court's one of them. The hard no he's
delivering right now, it's pretty mister Wilson's damn near hostile.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Yeah, yeah, what about you, Marcus. I don't know how
your vision is. I think you probably get a hair
transplant before that, right.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
No, I'm not messing around with the hair transplant. I've
told you guys before. I can't get over those hair
club for men. They're head shaped weird. After they get
done and I just you know what, I got enough hats.
I've been like the hats since I was thirteen. I
got some cool hats. I'm good with that.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
But if you picked the whole scalpy, I don't know what.
Do you think Marcus will look good or he looked
weird with his beard, he'd look violent? Yeah, I think
he'd look good at the bald head.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
See that's the problem though, looking violent at five nine
and one hundred and eighty pounds, that's the wrong thing
to do.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
One of those stocky, those little stocky guys. You know
you see him at the bars all the time.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
They can look I want to fight, and that's just it.
I don't want to fight, like I'm not that guy.
Speaker 7 (20:38):
But your one hundred and eighty doesn't look like you
want to fight at all. It just me like you're
more here to relax, play some golf.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Yeah, good good. I'm glad that I carry that. But
as far as the lace that goes, Drew is my
second friend, long term, very close friend that swears by
Lasik and uh. He's actually had two different procedures and
he's like, dude both times in and out. Less than
an hour didn't feel it like a little bit. If
he told me it felt like a little bit of
sand paper on his eye for a couple of seconds,
(21:06):
and I hear.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
You can smell it like you can smell the burning.
Speaker 7 (21:09):
It's I think that's a little overblown. Yeah, to be honest,
I mean, just having put my nose right there, I
didn't really smell much of anything.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
So would you agree with like the sandpaper for a
couple of seconds, was that a similar.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
Just pressure, just like if you took a thumb and
sat it on the eye to where you know, basically
like if your big brother was pushing and right before
you're about to say, could you not?
Speaker 4 (21:32):
I'm gonna I'm gonna have a hard time with that.
I get my eyes water when I just think about
putting eye drops in, So I'm gonna have a hard
time with that. But if if the doctor recommends that,
I think I can maybe get myself into a mental
place where I can well.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
The nice thing is you don't even really have to
get yourself into a mental place because they know exactly
what you're gonna go through, so they give you valume,
and as soon as you take valume, you don't care
about anything, Like to the point where the only person
who had a hard day when I had LASIK is
Amy because I was on valume and I wanted McDonald's
with an eye mask, and dude guide me to my
(22:04):
bed like it just I was browing so hard, having
a great time, and she was like, if you were
like this every day, I would divorce you. So I
think that you once they give you the drugs, that's
why they give you the drugs, because we all freak out.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
It's our eyeballs. We got two of them. Well, I'll
do all that eventually, but not timorrow, not today, at
least not today. Maybe maybe this week. I actually have
to call I have to call a specialist about my gums.
I have one tooth here in the front because I
have to wear a mouthpiece when I sleep, and it
pushes my jaw forward so I can just breathe a
little bit better. It's a little loose because of it,
(22:41):
like just slightly. And so they want me to go
see the specialists just to see what's up.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
Yeah, I've spent some time with the gums specialists. It's
scary when you go in there though, because it's mostly
old people. Yeah, and they're all having to get graps.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Yeah, and a lot of aggressive things that do not
feel good. But you be she was talking like they
were talking to me about some of that because I
had a libray piercing for a long time and it
just it just wore down a lot of my gums.
So I might need to get a little bit of
that in the front.
Speaker 8 (23:11):
Well, I think they could get you a little kid
ever gum. Put a little kid ever on there.
Speaker 7 (23:15):
I have a buddy who got that, and he had
to have it done when we were still in high school.
And you can see it because it's a little like
different color. It's almost like a little gum pushed up
against it.
Speaker 8 (23:27):
Yeah, so yeah, a little but everybody else's mouth.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
I don't want that.
Speaker 7 (23:31):
But your lip covers your bottom gums. You're not like
one of these people who just have a mister ed face.
When your mouth is all gums, you're in big trouble.
You're not a You're not a gummy person.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Well, I uh, I appreciate that. I've got a gummy person.
Best compliment you're gonna get today. I wanted to play
you this clip. I know, Marcus, you didn't hear this
on the show today. In court I don't know if
you heard that the twins that speak simultaneously, like, dude,
this is in CID Marcus. You see the clip.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
I did see the clip, dude, and this is like,
to me, this is straight out of an Adam McKay movie.
I don't even know how you could write this because
it's funny, but it's also like it's that bad.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
There's a couple of things that have come out this
week that are like a like a skit. This and
then the Kanye West interview with I think I don't
know Rolling Stone or somebody where he was in a
black klu kletx plan outfit and like phone, the phone rings,
and he goes like, right in the middle of his rant,
he goes, oh, hold on a second, and he answers
the phone in this klu klex plan outfit and he's
like it's the It's like it's like a fucking sketch.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
Yeah, everything sketch.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
I mean, he's the dumbest human being on the planet.
But it's funny, you know, just because it's I guess
it's it would be funny if it weren't still goddamn sad.
It's that clip is like it looks like an Adam
and k scene. Yeah, it's like it reminds me of
uh was it Jango unchained? I can't see fucking shit
in the stunts because of the eye holes like the
(24:52):
Kluklex claim. It's it's the same same vibe. Who cut
the eye holes?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Laugh, dude, she worked really har that's the best fucking scene. Dude,
who is that?
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Jonah Hill? I think Jona Hill's in one of those.
I think, Yeah, yeah, can't see fucking ship thing. That
was a good movie. The accent makes it too. Yeah. Anyway,
these sisters are it's almost you know. What reminds me
of is come play with us, Come play with us,
very horror film. These twin sisters finish each other's sentences.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Well, we were in leaning now birds and we heard
the big bang. We said, all along another car accident,
So we drop everything and we went running out to
the front. We see mama running from the house up there,
and then another cars were pulling up and checking them
(25:46):
to see if the person was okay.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
And one what I find crazy is that they switch
off like one will take the lead and then the
other one will take the lead. And it's like their
one mind.
Speaker 7 (25:55):
Because you would think in a normal situation, when there's
nothing normal with them, one would be the leader and
the other would be like the the sling blade was.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Up there with our mom, and he went up there
and he was coming back down down the waters and
he goes, run, he's got a gun, and oh, our
hearts started to pan and I said, oh mom with mom,
and whole mama was stuck up there by the parent.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Mom.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
She goes, are you all right? Because he.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Face, I just can't. I can't, So it's too much.
Speaker 8 (26:35):
I would I would imagine that this is how they've
been their entire life. So like in school, they're answering
questions together, like you can't have a regular conversation with
just one of them because all of them are doing
this the entire time.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Right, And you'd like, you think a mom would try
to put a stop to it or something like you
guys have to stop or separate them until they broke
the habit, because it looks like a habit now, like
maybe they did it to screw with people back in
the day or whatever, but it looks like they're being genuine.
I don't think that they're trying to fool people or
like look at our bit or whatever. I just think
they're two sisters who are comfortable with each other and
(27:06):
uncomfortable when they're by themselves, and they think they have
no confidence when they're alone. And so that's how that
they finish these other sentences because they're basically one person.
But it's crazy.
Speaker 8 (27:14):
I mean, like the sisters that actually are Siamese twins
that like the ones that are actually connected, they don't
even do this. Yeah right, But these two who have
their own bodies.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
I'm telling you it's a mental thing, like they've just
relied on each other so much and haven't focused on
trying to be independent.
Speaker 7 (27:29):
Yeah, and there are natural tendencies. I mean, it's no
coincidence that that twins all over the world are more
drawn to each other than they are to others. Yeah,
I've got twin nieces and they have a special bond.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
What was that story? I think it was you that
told me a story about I think it was you.
So there were two twins, one was more dominant. They
got one got upset about something, stormed in the room
and said, come on, James, you're going for a walk
or what I need some time alone? All right, James,
let's go so like you need time alone, but he
that means with him still, yeah, with his brother, Like
(28:01):
come on, we're taking a walk, Yeah, exactly, Like I
need to tell just I need want to be left alone.
It's just with him. That to me is strange, Like
I love my independence, I love my alone time. I
love silence in my house and I can't imagine just like,
what do you want for dinner tonight? What are we
eating for? Like every night is a is A is
a like A you have to share, you have to
share your thoughts.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
You know.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
I couldn't do that.
Speaker 7 (28:22):
And the identicals is probably even more intense when you
look alike you have the exact same DNA as strand
Like my twin nieces are not identical. One is way
taller than the other. They are complete, one's blonde, one's burnette,
but it's they have the bond, but probably not on
the level that the identical same DNA situation.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Here's a clip from Entertainment Tonight. This is like a
montage of a of a bunch of times, or you know,
a bunch of them together, like a bunch of clips
with them talking together.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
We don't know why but we have tried to total
separately when not sales.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
It's not as two Australian sisters capturing the internet's attention
for almost always speaking in unison.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
How do you know exactly what your twin is going
to say?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
No, no, no, It just happens ortomatically.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Twins Bridget and Paula Powers went viral after giving an
interview to seven News Queensland, sharing the moment they witnessed
a wild carjacking and he.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Was coming back down the wall. He's got again, he
goes roun, he's got a gun.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
I can just sign out. I cannot stand on the
Australian action.
Speaker 8 (29:34):
Right, But same nations, same inflection, same pace.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
I mean, it's crazy, and the same mannerisms. Like they
even talk that they move their bodies a singer.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Yeah, Marcus, can you imagine aiding one of them? You're
a tricycle for the rest of your life. If you're
in this relationship, you're never going anywhere without that third wheel.
And I thought that was the crazy part about the
chick with two heads. But imagine if they both had
their own bodies and wherewithal and like free will and
they're still doing this this is Yeah, you said it's
a mental thing, but like this is a life ruining
(30:05):
mental thing, right, They're just gonna live together and be
two bitter old ladies when they're in their eighties. That's
what I want to check in with them.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Yeah, I'm really curious.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
I mean, when these two are eighties, give them a sitcom.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
I'm curious to see, or a summer reality show. I
feel like I'm really curious to see their relationships, Like
what what do they Are they in love with one man?
Or are they in love with two men? Or is
it a situation where they aren't in relationships at all?
They just stick to stick with each other.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
How old are these people? I don't know for sure,
but they look.
Speaker 8 (30:35):
I think they look about thirty thirty five is.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Okay, maybe thirty five to forty five.
Speaker 7 (30:39):
The way they talk, and it's probably from being socially
broken with each other forever, is like they are ancient,
like they're in their seventies, like power. The way that
they tell a story is that's how elderly people talk, right.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
I don't they're broken social. I don't know how old
they are because there's certain pictures where they look older
than other photos, right, I don't I can't really tell,
but I would guess somewhere between thirty five.
Speaker 8 (31:04):
Yeah, you know, I would not be surprised at all
if they do end up getting a TV show. Just
just added like they have worldwide fame now.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Like everybody's like the Tourette's Girl, ELC where you at?
Speaker 8 (31:13):
Yeah, so I bet I bet some Australian news channel
or whatever channel will set them up with the show
just to follow them around for a little bit and yeah,
and then eventually will end up on TLC or something
like that.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Yeah. Wow, Well that's not annoying at all. Jeez. Yeah,
it's honestly, that's how you get the detonator codes. He
just play those two. Yeah, bring bring me the sisters
then you can have whatever you want. Just make it stop.
Bring me the Torture Sisters. Yeah, all right on.
Speaker 8 (31:42):
Well shit, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
It's hot as balls in the studio. Have you talked
to the management about the heat in here?
Speaker 5 (31:47):
It?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
I did.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
It's on godly hot.
Speaker 8 (31:49):
I talked to the boss and he said, open the door.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Yeah. I was gonna say they're doing it. They gave
up on it. We do that during the commercial breaks,
but it can get like eighty three degrees.
Speaker 8 (31:57):
I know, yeah, I told him, but he says, we've actually.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Tried to fix the HVAC system in this building so
many times, probably a dozen times.
Speaker 8 (32:05):
We moved into this building in twenty twelve. It has
never been right, and it has never been fixed.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
It's either super cold or super hot. There's never a
comfortable medium. And if the studio is super super hot,
that means the sales wings probably really cold, and vice versus.
So if it's really hot over there, it's freezing in here.
Speaker 8 (32:21):
I remember it was a few summers ago where you
guys were boiling in here and Mark Mason down the
hall and k Ex was freezing, and it's just it's
probably i don't know, twenty thirty feet away, just you know,
just in a straight line. But for whatever reason, you
are completely different systems or something, or I don't know,
for whatever reason, there's.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
Probably just like a flap closed in one of these
big giant tubes. Yeah right, you know, Like why is that? Though?
Like how they they've sent like a dozen guys. They're
not even joking.
Speaker 7 (32:47):
I feel like they know they can't fix it, and
they come in here and they just take the money
in twenty eighteen. I think it's that I'm trying to
do the math that's years before the pandemic. I just
gave up, like I'll tell them when it's hot, but
I don't expect Yeah, one bit of difference.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
I know that like they you know, we would complain
a little bit. But I know that K one A
three's morning show, they really complained.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Yeah, like that.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
From what I understand, Stacey and Mike would bitch about
the heat to management a lot, like every day for
a while.
Speaker 8 (33:13):
Stacy still got a fan in the studio, Like there
gets really hot too, so.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
We would put one in herebody, it's noisy. You can
hear it as we're talking. You know, we're not using
music beds when we're talking on the air sometimes, so
you can just hear that in the background. Yeah, there
comes to the point where go ahead.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Is this just a perennial problem with every radio studio
that's ever existed, because we had the same problem in Eugene.
I remember you guys telling me about the prior Eugene
studio that also had the same problem. Is this just
like radio studios get hot? Is that all.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
There's a lot of equipment in the studios. A lot
of the studios have carpeted walls so that everything kind
of sits in the room. You know, there's a lot
of ventilation. But I think the main thing is all
the equipment. I mean, in front of me, I have one, two, three, four, five,
six seven monitors facing me, But then Drew's got two monitors,
and Laura's got a monitor, so it's hot. There's and
then the console and the bodies.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yep. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
When like when like a guest comes in here, like
a comedian comes in here, this room goes up about
ten degrees in about five minutes. Yep.
Speaker 8 (34:11):
Well, I mean I think the other thing is that
radio companies are notoriously cheap.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
They're cheap ass.
Speaker 8 (34:18):
So I think that's why every radio station goes through
this is because they find the cheapest building they possibly
can cram a bunch of of equipment into it, and
then it starts boiling over because they can't deal with
they eat.
Speaker 9 (34:30):
Have you ever been in here on the weekends on occasion?
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (34:33):
So I come in here on the weekends a lot,
and then they turn the air conditioning off on Saturdays
and Sundays. Yeah, So the studios are a thousand degrees.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
I come in here and I have to work with
the doors open because it's it's too hot like that.
That's how cheap they are. Yeah, there are people who
work here on the weekends where they're like nah, no, yeah,
we're not paying over Yeah, and it's ot and like
I said, these rooms don't get any vitilations, so it's
just thick humid air.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (34:56):
Yeah, we're still breathing the same era that like from
twenty twelve in this room. It's the same recycle there.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
I bet we are.
Speaker 7 (35:03):
And I'm surprised it isn't cooler because all these rooms
have false ceilings, you know, like they're not true ceilings there,
just like a patch. What we are really in is
a warehouse with walls, and so I'm surprised we're not cold,
to be honest, But I think it's because we're on
the third and fourth floor back corner, like we're just
over here.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
Well there it is. I'm sweaty. My back is literally
sweaty right now. So we're gonna draw my name in
it in the dew. Yeah, he's gonna draw his name
in the dew on my back, and Court's gonna watch
all right, that doesn't for us. We'll see you tomorrow. Remember,
if you're listening to this on April twenty ninth, twenty
twenty five, when we're recording it, Beef Waters one Man
March is tomorrow and it's gonna start at five thirty.
(35:44):
So the show will start at five thirty tomorrow morning.
He'll leave the station at six am and all day
to day. On the twenty ninth of April, if you
go to Shakeshack and Tiger It at Bridgeport Village, twenty
five percent of your order will go towards the Autism
Society of Oregon. That's right, and autism acceptance. We're going
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(36:06):
so one O five nine to brew dot com lincas
is there. Sorry.
Speaker 7 (36:09):
And if you're hearing this, uh, you know on Tuesday,
come have a burger with us. I'm I'm excited to
see who shows up Bee Water.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
I guess we'll be at shakecheck today between four and six.
So if you want to go, say what's up? He
was going to be there anyhow, Yeah, be honest, like,
oh this is convenient, Marcus. Uh, I love your face, brother,
I guess we're gonna replace some fids this weekend. We
try to play a little. The other night we were
we were a little drunk.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
It was like a little, a little taste. We only
got to play for like what like an hour and
a half maybe two hours. But uh, you know now
that we're we've we've solidified our PC out of our
life where PUBG is concerned. I feel like we got
a really nice four man squad sitting in the studio
right now.
Speaker 7 (36:50):
I also know that a two hour session is just
like a little taste. I'd be I'd be getting the
wall scraped up.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Hardcore gamers. If you're serious about it too, that's it,
and start down there for four hours.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
No, it was supposed to be four hours, but it
took Tanner and I that long to figure out what
the fuck was going on.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Because so Marcus I switched for some reason, PUBG doesn't work.
The controller doesn't work on the PC from Marcus. It
works for me. I can use my controller. So he
was like, won't you come play on the on the Xbox,
And I'm like, damn it, that's where bitches play. So
I turned my Xbox Almoich. By the way, I haven't
turned on, I think since the New Year, like cops does.
I took it, you know, I took it to the
(37:28):
coast and I brought it with me, and so I
turned it on, and I at first I had to
update the thing so that and my Xbox is wire lever. Yeah,
so it took like thirty minutes for that. Once I
updated it, logged me out and then I had to
log back in. And I didn't know my pass it's
ancient and it's got my old email that I don't
have access to anymore. And so it took me thirty
I'll say fifteen to twenty minutes just typing up codes,
(37:51):
every code I could think of until I figured it out.
And I don't even remember what I put in as
I type in so many codes.
Speaker 8 (37:55):
Why did you have to go to Xbox, because like, it's.
Speaker 7 (37:57):
Not I was just sitting there, Marcus couldn't I couldn't
use them.
Speaker 9 (38:02):
And I have to sign in to get a you
can play across platform, it's only cross console.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
It's not cross platform because the PC people that play
with mouse and keyboard get such a tactile advantage.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Thought I thought, I feel like there was cross platform
because I.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Can have researched this game like you guys can't fuck
it right?
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Sorry, damn Jesus Christ, you know how you are?
Speaker 1 (38:29):
All right?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
All I want to do is play this goddamn game.
And so I've been on every forum. I've been. I've been.
I've gotten roasted online several times asking questions.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Yeah, Marcus, and we're talking about this on the show.
Marcus went on to a Reddit thread asking questions, and
everybody who responded just called him an asshole. You have
no friends, You're terrible at gaming, Marcus told me. He
goes over the weekend when you were trying to figure
it out, he goes, I don't want to go back
on the internet because they just they were mean to me.
They made fun of me. I don't want to deal
with it again. Well, keep grinding in your chat forums.
(38:59):
He'll in their love eventually.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Hey, I will tell you this. While I was waiting
for Tanner's update, all I did was going and get
myself a solo chicken dinner, so at least I had
something on my stomach for his first MAT night.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
It's easy to get when you're playing a lot of bots,
all right, Marcus, love your face?
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Yeah, they were count there's some bots in there. It's
all right, there's I had. I had seven kills. I
think five of them were bots.
Speaker 7 (39:28):
You see it doing the thing where it goes to
the tree. Either this guy is an idiot or it's
this guy is on crystal meth. Right, Uh so anywaycording
to run out, I guess it does. Everyone's leaving us.
Everyone's left, Laura's left the donk so far.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
Just hang up, Marcus.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
It's the original three fellas. We're always gonna stick around forever.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
Yeah. Actually we're gonna leave too. It's just you know, yeah, alright,
finished strong.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Us today on the on the Donkey Show podcast. Uh.
You know what's funny about this. I don't have any
the buttons in front of me, so if they did
actually leave, this is gonna be a really long stretch
of silence. Have a fantastic day. I wasn't kidding about
(40:14):
the buttons.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
Sorry, sorry, all right, I'll tell me by transport.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one oh five nine the brew dot com.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
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