TD&L Donkey Show Podcast for Tuesday - The Angry Inch

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Let me know when you're ready.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show, Donkey Show.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
What's up, y'all?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
What's cracking?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Happy?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Happy?

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Well you could be listening to this any day, but
it's Tuesday, June twenty fourth. I'm recording it, so happy
whatever day it is for you.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
It's one evergreen day across the board.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
It's Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show podcast. Oh, heard
online at one of five nine, the brew dot com,
the iHeartRadio app, or wherever you listen to podcasts. I'm Tanner,
Drew's here, Laura's here, Courts here, Bus Dress, Marcus is here.
Full house today, y'all right? Uh, Happy Tuesday. Court, did
we see you yesterday?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
We did see you yesterday and we called him at
six in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh I do remember that now?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, we made sure he was up.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Well, there were some things happening.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
I feel like you didn't read the email that excent
you on Thursday.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
But I feel like the universe got mean backed for
being a part of that call because my kid was
up all night and so like I think Court went
and Voodoo.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Dolled me after the show. Well I slept like a baby.
Well your night might be tonight. Yeah, careful, I actually
have to go home.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
And you know, I took my or my friend took
my dog to the vet this morning, and so I've
got to pay them back. It was like four hundred
something dollars, damn, because he had he needed some antibiotics
and just this just like the meeting with the doctors,
like one hundred and something dollars or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Stupid crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
It's so crazy, like and it's across the board for
animals and humans, like what you're doing for what you're
getting for a conversation.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Last night, beef Water unfortunately had to put his cat down.
The cat was like fifteen years old, and they charged
him fifteen hundred dollars for it.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
It's brutal that it is so brutal. I mean, and
it's not just pets, it's it's everything. Like car. I
just took my car to the shop because had anthyld
thing came up on the dash and some indicator saying,
you know, look at this, four thousand dollars to fix that.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
You're kidding four yeah, And I what the hell's wrong
with it.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
It's it's like, it's the charging port. You know. It's
it's a little electric car.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
You need it though it's one of us, you have
to have it.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Well, it's we're gonna gohead and see if we can
do without it. I called them, like, there's no way
I can afford four thousand dollars. So is this still drivable?
And he's like, well, you can give it a shot,
and so we're gonna give it a shot.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
So what is it actually for Agan?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
It's it's the charging port. We like where it's an
electric car se charge.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
This is what I worry about with electric cars. And
no knock on yours, because I don't even know exactly
which one you have. It's all kind of in its infancy.
When it comes to the life of the battery, the
resale of these cars, the port that you plug it into.
How long does the thing that goes into your house
last year?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
There's a lot.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
There's something to be said about these gas engines that
run for twenty thirty years.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Sure the gas is expensive, but it's very reliable.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
But I have not had to put gas in that
car for eight years.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
So it's a hybrid.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
No, it's it's a straight electric car, which is.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
Like, what year did you say that car exists?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
You've had it? Probably, well, it's I bought it used
in twenty eighteen. It's a twenty fifteen.

Speaker 6 (03:06):
Egos, So that's like, that's at the beginning of the
whole Yeah, electric.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Marcus is very anti electric car.

Speaker 7 (03:16):
You know, anti electric car.

Speaker 8 (03:18):
I just I've always thought to myself, would I have
the discipline if I bought an electric car to take
my bi weekly gas budget and throw it in a
savings account, because I would bet court four grand would
probably be right around what you'd have if you saved
every tank of gas that you didn't put in that car.
Because I feel like this is what happens with some

(03:40):
electric cars is when you do have to fix them,
they are very very expensive or they will.

Speaker 7 (03:46):
Not work again.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
See.

Speaker 8 (03:48):
You know, if I have an if I need to
put a new alternator in my truck, and I go
one place and it's two grand, I'll go look at
other mechanics until I get it for five hundred bucks
and eventually we'll drive again. But I don't have a
thing against electric cars. I think, look, if it works,
if the technology works, and it's better for you, fucking
buy it, man, I don't care. I mean the thing

(04:08):
here's why I asked, less asshole in front of me
at the gas pump is the.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Way I look at it. Yeah, I mean here the
thing with electric cars that I like, because we also
have a gas car as well. On our SUPERU, costs
something like one hundred and fifty bucks now to just
get the oil changed, so that those are oil changes
I don't have to do.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
It used to be forty dollars.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah right, I know, but it's kind of got.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
It's so obnoxious. I think mine's like ninety bucks, yeah right.
And if you want synthetic and them to look over the.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Engine, well that's the thing like with if you drive
a Subaru, it has to be synthetic, which is that
that's why it's so expensive. You can't put a regular
oil in it. So, I mean, it's so it's all
those things Like this car, I haven't had to do
anything to it for since I bought it in twenty eighteen,
and so I now get one. So it offsets all
of the other stuff that you have to with a
gas car. There's all of those other things I don't

(04:58):
have to go to the DMV to get it checked.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
I guess I thought about the fact that you wouldn't
have to get the oil changed in your election.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
So is the censor that's that's causing this this light
to come on? Is it the actual port or is
it just the reading from the port is saying that
it's not worth it's.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
They're saying this some sort of default in it.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
So but it's still charged. But he can't tell you
what that default is.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, I mean, because he works for the dealership, his
answer is going to be, well, yeah, we got to
fix that. It's coming up. Is broken.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
You can't sell it in its current state, so you
either have to be able to charge it or you'll
have to fix it.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Is a car even worth four gram No?

Speaker 2 (05:36):
No, this total is the car if if I were,
if I were to actually that really yeah, Oh it's
it's a twenty fifteen eGolf. I mean it's yeah, it's
it's not worth anything. It's because I.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Mean, that's the thing, like, how long do these these
electric vehicles really last?

Speaker 1 (05:50):
You know, I can't. We don't really know yet because
they haven't been around that long.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, I mean, so long as they keep putting along,
they're they're they got value. And then once you once
they're done with their their life, then you take the
batteries out, don't recycle the batteries like you do with
any other battery, and then I don't know what you
do with the rest of the car.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
But I'll probably strip it for parts, I guess right,
melt it down.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Because to put new batteries in it would be something
like twenty thousand dollars, which is the same thing with
with Tesla's. My sister in law her Tesla's battery just
crapped out and she went to Tesla. Yeah, twenty thousand
dollars because you have to take the entire car apart
the battery.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Fix the design on that.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Then exact thing when you have to like if you
need to change your light bulb in your headlight and
you got to take the whole bumper off, give me
a break.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
It doesn't make any sense that it wouldn't be accessible,
seeing how it's the very engine of the vehicle.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
It makes me say that they makes me think that
they do that intentionally, so you have to go to
them in their services.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
They do that with gas cars though too, Like it
used to be like I have I have a ninety
nine Jeep. I can get in, I can reach everything
in that engine. If I want to fix something and
I pulled parts off, I've been able to fix it.
The super everything is so packed in. There're so tight.
If something goes wrong, if the alternator goes out or whatever, efit,
I got to take it to the dealership because there's
no way I can fix.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
That even with newer because you have a Jeep. I
also have a Jeep. When I went in to get
my battery replaced, they were like, this is going to
take like an hour and a half minimum, because mopar
has the battery underneath all this other stuff, So we
have to take this out and this out, and then
take the bat So it's like it changes to depending

(07:21):
on the model, depending on the year. I feel like
the newer cars get, the more complicated it is to
fix them, and it shouldn't be that long.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
They don't want people fixing their own cars, right, Yeah,
that's money they lose out on, so they pack those
engines as tight as they can so.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Make you a a bunch of computers in there, so
they cap it too.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
Like you look at the top of a new car
versus like look at my two thousand and four, which
is holding its value a lot better than that Gulf
over there. But it is like your other car where
you're ninety nine, where you open up the top and
it's just like Auto Tech when I took it in
the nineties. You can look all around and you know
this is this and that is that. Now, granted, a

(07:59):
couple things like a headlight's gonna you're gonna be pulling
half your grill off for that, but.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
It is accessible.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
You look at the same car, or even the Lexus
version that's like the twenty twenty five, it's capped. It's
got like a specialty lock. You gotta undo like they
they're gonna make you pry it open.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Well, uh, I have a list here of the best
and worst car brands according to consumer reports, so that
might be interesting, Might you know, validate some of your
feelings or the other way around before I get this though, Yes, Marcus,
go ahead of you're trying to chime in.

Speaker 8 (08:30):
Well, I was just gonna say, for those of you
jeep owners out there, take it from somebody who's had
a dash catch on fucking fire right after we bought
or brought it to the mechanic The electronics in mobars,
in my experience, are an absolute travesty and they will fail.
I've been in a Jeep before driving down a highway

(08:51):
and everything electric shut off while the engine was still
going and it was after midnight.

Speaker 7 (08:55):
Jeez, So no dash lights, no headlights, no nothing.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Did you try? Did you try? You try hitting the
top of the dish because my entire instrument panel will
go out and I just smack the top.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Honestly, that's a trick right there.

Speaker 8 (09:07):
That's great swagon thing too, court That's what's funny about it.
I was going to say that also happened to me
in a Jetta when I was in high school. So
Volkswagen as bad as the Volkswagen's, but the jeeps are
they're so bad.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Volkswagen's a notorious for bad electrical Yeah, and when I
had mine, that's why I had to hold my headlights
on with a cigarette pack because there's a short in there.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
And the Toyota as well, there is a complaint that
they're they're over simplified. You know that it doesn't look
like a spaceship. That's reliability though, that's that's.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
I feel like Subaru is the same way, at least
when I had my Subaru, it was like I felt
like it lacked a lot of the bells and whistles,
Like I felt like it was lagging behind all the
domestic cars because it wasn't there wasn't like the touch screen,
and there wasn't this, and there wasn't that. But it's
like who needs all?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
But it worked.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Yeah, So the best and worst car brands according to
Consumer Reports, it looks like Subaru's as to B and
BMW as the top ranked car brand and the annual
Consumer Reports Assessment.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
Surprise par for the course, Well, there's something that they
have a massive advantage in that is price point.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
The two the two automakers swapped positions from the previous year,
with rankings based on road tests, reliability, owner satisfaction, and
safety safety.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
I mean those old Supers, they they go and go
and go. You see people driving around, you know, yeah,
I hear that.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Really get engines with Volvos right, Like they've got good injuries.
And I think that's also why you'll see them. They're
the road tripper car.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
They are the signature vehicle of like someone who's gonna
follow a band, because you can just drive all over
the country and.

Speaker 6 (10:44):
They've got a cult following.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Like you can sleep and you can totally.

Speaker 6 (10:49):
It's almost like a Toyota, maybe even more so than
a Toyota in terms of like just like the brand
loyalty we get.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
With the Parativas. We think so super drivers ship on
the air.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
But I think they're good cars.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Like I almost there, I almost bought one of those
hatchback ones, the outbacks. I think they're great, great, amazing
on the mountain. I mean, it's hard to complain about something.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
It's just a loud sports car looking ones. Those yeah
make the muff car.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
Every brand makes one of your Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
I mean even Toyota, my favorite brand of all time.
They've got those little sporty ones too.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Lexus and Porsche tied for third place, and the bottom
of the list include Jeep, Rivian, land Rover, GMC, and Dodge.
Several brands such as Lincoln Alpha Romeo.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
I don't know what that is.

Speaker 6 (11:39):
It's like a luxury brand, isn't so when you're paying
that much money for cars, Like what's the what was
the Landhomer?

Speaker 4 (11:48):
I think you said, yeah, let me finish this though,
But they say all those and and Jeep did not
have a single record recommended model. Tesla maintained its eighteenth
place ranking. Brands require minimum two current models to be
included in the assessment.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
And this is this is new cars, because I know
Jeep has dropped off dramatically.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
I hear they used to be dope. My mom had
a Jeep when I was growing up.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
It was great. My year ninety nine is the I
think the last one. Maybe two thousand was the last
good year because they changed the engine for some reason.
It's my engine is a straight six. It's it is unstoppable,
like it is. It's the car that that people that
they always wanted. Yeah, but you know they changed the
engine for some reason and they suck.

Speaker 6 (12:29):
Now. I just want to say, my Jeep is doing
just fine.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
So when I was in when I was in college,
a good buddy of mine, you know him too, Tanner Lepli,
he had a sweet Grand Cherokee Limited with the Remember
you'd get in those seats and like they were like
pillow top and it had.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
That sweet mood lighting.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
I had a ninety five four Runner run of the mill,
you know, press your own locks, but straight six. He
had the Straight six same year, and I remember being
so jealous of his car. His car just year after
a year just started to go right down the hill
and then next thing, you know, it's undrivable. And that Forerunner,
well it wasn't you know, like sexy to pick up

(13:09):
a date in. I was that thing. I could have
gone forever. Eventually I sold it just because it was
like I can't have my whole life.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
I've heard the same thing about the low models of Tesla,
where if you just if you don't spring for the nice,
nice ones, like they kind of look rickety there, they
start to fall like they have it figured out, where
like the moment your warranty expires, that thing the glue
starts to come off.

Speaker 6 (13:30):
And I mean also if you think starts to fall.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Apart and then they just leave, they they are fucking
done with you. When that warranty is for sure.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
It's like it's like an iPhone or any other like
smart device. Well, it's like when it's like they come
out with a new model, your stuff's about to get
a lot worse.

Speaker 8 (13:46):
Yeah, there's a reason too that the dealerships especially are
not going to like non warranty work, and it's because
of the way that warranty work is paid out so
the dealerships.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Have these worked there. He used to rip people off
all the time, song guards.

Speaker 8 (14:02):
So the the mechanics are paid a flat fee for
warranty work. Okay, so if let's take the alternator for example,
you bring it in under warranty the alternator, the mechanic
gets three hours for that job. It might take him
an hour and a half. He puts it in and
he sits for an hour and a half and he
gets a break, or he gets more work and he
makes more money by the hour. But they get a

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flat fee regardless for warranty work, and it's always inflated
a bit over what they would make if you just
brought it in and they charged you by the hour.
The warranty work is always set to allow more. And
this is what an AS certified mechanic told me. And
he used to love doing warranty work every single time
it came in. He was the head mechanic in the shop,

(14:45):
and if warranty work came in, it came to him
first because that was just how he made his money
and it was easy for him.

Speaker 7 (14:52):
So warranty work.

Speaker 8 (14:53):
There's like a double a double sided reason, like, yeah,
it's under warranty. It means they're gonna put in better parts,
it's probably gonna last longer. They also get paid more
for it from what I've been told. So it's it's
tough man taking anything in after warranty, especially if it's
just passed.

Speaker 7 (15:09):
Man, they don't want to see you.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
I think this is I feel like this is just
like and because it's kind of a bigger item, it
reminds me so much of old dryer smart dryer, you know,
whereas an old those those are reliable, reliable, new technology
we we're thinking, well, they're just using weaker parts. They're
also smart to the fact of what Tanner's saying that

(15:31):
when the warranty's up, why would we be reliable being I.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Want you to come back and buy another one.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
We're not going to buy another car. How are you
going to pass the picket line? I can buy a Tesla.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
The maintenance guy come over to fix my old, like
thirty year old dryer, and he goes, dude, these are
these are nice and trusty. These electric ones last three
four years tops, because you know they're around moisture and
they get wet. These electronics are not supposed to be wet.
They're vibrating.

Speaker 6 (15:53):
Like Court said, it is, it's planned obsolescence.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
They don't they know how long these parts are gonna last.
They know how long the warrant. It comes all the
way down to the filament and a light bulb, they
could make it.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
They can make them last like heat forever, right, and
then you're popping lights by just turning them on.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Get vamp.

Speaker 6 (16:07):
That's how it started. Did you watch the Buy Now documentary?
I think it's on Netflix. Yeah, it was. One of
the examples they gave is there was this like sign
with like old school light bulbs. I can't remember what year,
it's like early nineteen hundreds, like when they first started
making light bulbs, and they lit up this neon sign.
It was like a Broadway or like a paramount theater sign,

(16:28):
something like that World's fair beha, And the lights never
went out. And the light bulb makers were like, well, shit,
nobody's buying light bulbs anymore. We got to we gotta
do something about this. And so that's when they started
making them worse and worse and worse, so you would
eventually have to go back and buy more.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
And it just proves that things were built better than
back then, you know, I was watching a thing. I
think it was KG Dubbs, one of the news channels
was doing a report on the organ sign on top
of the building on both sides that all that electronic,
all electronics for that are the original electronics when that
thing was put in one hundred years ago or whatever.
Some of the bulbs are the original bulbs. Nice, it's
I think the bulbs that surround the thing, those are

(17:07):
the ogs, I believe. And it's like, it's it's crazy
to me that they built things to last.

Speaker 6 (17:12):
About the refrigerators can still do that and they don't.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, because everyone's a greedy.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
Oh god, dude, the greed in this in this world,
it's it's eating me alive, financially.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
And emotional, and it's progressively gotten worse because yeah, of
course he don't want the light bulb to last one
hundred years, but you could make it last ten years,
yea or.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Something along those lines.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Give me, give us two, give us two years. I
feel like that's acceptable to your light bulb.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
Like I got a I got a car collector for
a grandpa who still has his fleet of like Dick
Tracy cars, and.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
You go get in one of those and you close
the door and it's like kaboo and shut down.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
And I mean you would have to have a team
of men to break the car down.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
I mean now you could just one man could kickstart
a car.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
There is you know, because those cars are so heavy.
That's why people would get smashed to pieces in cart
But yeah, I mean there dangerous when you're driving a
boat down the street built where you live.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
It will the car will last.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
You will not. But that's fun when.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
You think about how big cars were back then, and
then you go and try to park in that in
that parking garage that's across the street from the Crystal.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Ballroom, forget about.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
The thing was built in the eighteen hundreds, I think,
and it's the smallest parking garage, but it was built
for those giant cars. They knew how to go, just
be bumping into everything in those boats give them.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
And no power is steering either. They have the forearms
and the and the triceps of a champ.

Speaker 6 (18:35):
I had to drive without power steering once and I
was like, I don't this is a joke, right, I can't.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
You don't realize how great that tech?

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Yeah, all those old cars you try and yank them
from a stop. When you're driving, it's not.

Speaker 5 (18:47):
As bad because it actually guides it, but from a stop,
forget it.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
I am grateful the cars are smaller these days, but
they aren't built like they used to be, like they used.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
To somewhere in the middle, give us a happy.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Medium, all right, Geez, what else did we not talk
about today? I could still hear Laura of breathing in
the mic. I haven't called it out, but like two
days in a row, I've just hear just a mouth
breathing into.

Speaker 6 (19:15):
The microp I know, but straight into it.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
But I heard it earlier today.

Speaker 6 (19:20):
Well, next time, I want you yell at me breathing.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Because I don't want to like train Wreck the show
in the middle of it. Just stop breathing, No.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Just don't breathe directly into the mic with your mouth.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Oh stop breathing.

Speaker 6 (19:30):
Hey, I'm done, I'm done breathing.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah, Like that would happen back in the day.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Our microphones and Eugene were just set differently, and so
I would I would you know hear Drew's.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
I think you complained about that one time and I
turned the mic to the side, and you never said
another word.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yeah, well you're that guy. You know, it's just all
d me.

Speaker 6 (19:50):
I'm trying to mine. I'm breathing heavier.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
And then Marcus. You know, I could always I could
always hear his.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
Now I can smell it, but I could always hear
Marcus's ibs act up in the studio.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
What you can hear it bubble.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Really good mics.

Speaker 7 (20:03):
You know, it doesn't help when they have you sit
on the mic for all those years.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
We should have.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
Last time for Market were on an extra pod put
in just for his butt mic.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Maybe that's a funny bit. We just put a mic
right on some of his buttons.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Sit on it.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Check in with quartz ass. Just see what courts Ass
sounds like.

Speaker 6 (20:22):
I feel like court would like that.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
I used to have O k U FO. There was
a mic that used to use as the fart MICU
and I did fart directly into that and then and
then we give it to people to talking.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
I think I love I think port out of a
butt mic.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
It would sound like that submersible right before it imploded,
right right.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
I remember when I was on the Morning Zoo, we
did the same thing. We had a megaphone, and I
think like two or three of us went around farting
into the mic, and then we handed it to people
to talk to, talk to, talking to, and we just
would laugh and they'd be like, what are you laughing,
and we would never tell them, don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
I got a butt mic.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Oh god, it was so fun yet, Butted, I remember
those good old day when you do pranks on radio stations,
you know, Like the old prank was send donuts to
the competitors radio station and once they eat them, you
send him an email that says you.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Put them on your ass or something.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
Oh yeah, And that's what happened to the show I
was on. Luckily, I'm the only person on the show
that it didn't need a donut. Everyone on the show
ate a donut.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
I just felt.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Suspicious about this lady because it was just it just
she was really hot, and the guy, the morning show host,
was just like buying into that. I remember because I
told him, I go, there's a girl out here who's
got donuts. And I told him, I go, it seems
fishy to me. I don't trust it. He went and
looked at her and he goes talk to her for
two seconds. He goes, I trust her because she was
just super hot and it fell for it.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Unauthorized food is always sketchy. She comes in gives it.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
It was like a dozen donuts and everyone has a
donut except for me because I just did not trust
it sure enough. An hour or so later, the Morning Playhouse.
Do you remember the Playhouse in Portland?

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Of course on Jamming on JamMan Y, Yeah, yeah, with
p K.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
Yeah, they send us back then Ebro was still there
and he's in New York now in hot ninety seven.
But they sent up photo over and all the donuts
were sitting on Ebro's ass, all of them. Yeah, the
exact donuts, and one was highlighted. They didn't say why,
but one was highlighted. I'm assuming something with their dick
and the whole. But everyone hate it, and I just
I'm so grateful. I'm grateful that I didn't.

Speaker 6 (22:16):
I mean, it still got a free donut out of it.
It's like that episode of the Office when what was
in the cupcakes.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Was it laxative?

Speaker 6 (22:24):
No, because everyone went crazy. I think it was like
magic mushrooms or acid or something, and everybody just like
tripped balls all night.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Must have been in the last two seasons because I
stopped watching after.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
I don't remember that in Michael Scott's was it was
it Van Wilder with the clerics?

Speaker 6 (22:40):
Oh my gosh, it's disgusting with.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
The dog dog?

Speaker 6 (22:42):
Yes, oh no, yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Is that no?

Speaker 6 (22:46):
That was Van Wilder.

Speaker 7 (22:47):
Yeah, Tanner, you're correct too.

Speaker 8 (22:50):
That was a Robert California stunt, and he I think
he only showed up towards the end of season seven
and then in season eight and nine.

Speaker 7 (22:57):
But I thought it was ecstasy for something.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Might because I don't know that's funnier.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Yeah, dude, after that, you know this is we're just
we're kind of going all over the place here. But
after Steve Carrell leaves the office, that show is nothing
but noise.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
I had it on once and I just remember I
had set for five minutes.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
It hadn't laughed.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
It's just fucking noise. It's like a South Park episode
that wasn't funny.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Yeah, yeah, I mean noise.

Speaker 6 (23:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
When James Spader got there, I was just I was
just kind of weirded out, because James Spader kind of
weird you out.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah, you're ultron shut up.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
He's supposed to be in like murder shows and like stuff.
That's more like he's a better dramatic actor.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yeah, he's a great actor.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
I love him.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
He fits really well in Blacklist, but it doesn't very
well and.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
That was who he is. I didn't like Idris Elba
in the Office either.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
I forgot he was even on that.

Speaker 8 (23:40):
Yeah, it's just like a weird on purpose though, right,
Like he's supposed to be the one. He comes in
and and goes after Jim, who's everybody's favorite, and he
tries to shake things up and you know, forces Michael
out of the office like he was meant to be.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
It just felt like that could have been anybody else.
I don't know, I just felt weird, distracting. Yeah, it
was a little distracted, Like what's handsome? Id Right?

Speaker 2 (24:01):
So handsome?

Speaker 8 (24:01):
Well, that's I love that they actually they actually pay
attention to that when a couple of the women are
kind of swooning after him, and it goes to him
in a confessional and he just says, I'm aware of
the effect I have on women, and that's all.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
That's the whole thing.

Speaker 7 (24:14):
And I thought that that was placed in there pretty well.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
You know who was great on the Office.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
It was Kathy Bates She was only there for a
second a couple of episodes, but she was pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
I just love her in anything is that post? Michael too?

Speaker 1 (24:25):
She owned No, she was there, she owned the paper company.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Oh, she just was.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
In Florida all the time and only showed up on
a while holding her dog or something.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
She was great.

Speaker 6 (24:34):
I thought the guy who who put drugs in the
cupcakes was Michael.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
What's the guy Ryan?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
No?

Speaker 6 (24:42):
No, no, no, no, he was in the studio whammy.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Oh yeah, Oh but that sounds like a Packard movie.

Speaker 6 (24:50):
Yeah, I thought it was hand.

Speaker 7 (24:52):
And he comes. Yeah, all through the series so very easily.
The Packer thing.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
You William hunk fan? What does everyone keep asking me that.

Speaker 7 (25:05):
William William f Packard? You know what the F stands for?

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Fudge?

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Dude. I can watch the Office anytime. Yeah, that's stuff
is The first seasons are ever green.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
If there's nothing on, I'll go to that because they
run stuff that like they would never do to be
right now, there's an actually an episode that's a Halloween
episode that they edited. They aired it once and uh, Michael,
I think it's Michael pretends to hang himself in front
of a bunch of children. Oh yeah, and they aired
it one time and they never edited it again. And
I don't even think it's on the streaming at work.
You got to go to the internet to find that.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Yeah, I gotta go to the dark old TV. Old
TV was fed up. There was an episode I don't
know if you you guys ever watched The X Files. Yeah, yeah,
it wasn't like consistently, but I watched it. There was
a whole episode about an incest family.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
I remember that episode.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yeah. They I think it ran the One Time Live.
They had like a mom in the trunk because she
was a bet was let they pull her out from
under the bed on a little sled whatever.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yeah, cross, I remember that they have sex with mama.
She was just like a potato with the head.

Speaker 6 (26:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Yeah, have any legs or arm? Yeah, trip a lex Files.
I remember that episode.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Yeah, and so I think I think the episode is
called home but they.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Are called Chicken Nugget.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
I think they aired it like the One Time Live
and then they basically banned you. They won't air that
one on them. They won't. Yeah, you can, you can
get it if you buy the DVDs, but you can't.
They won't play it. On reruns or whatever.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
I want to before we move on to porn Star Birthdays,
Laura's favorite segment.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
I do know that you know.

Speaker 6 (26:33):
Gonna keeping a Mama to your bed.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Vince Skill again the creative Breaking Bad and Better Call.
Sault wrote a ship ton episodes of The X Files
and directed them, and he says, the reason I thought
of Brian Cranston for Walter White is because there was
an episode of The X Files that he shot with
Brian Cranston. It's his character, and he said, Brian Cranston
kind of played that character in the episode, and that's
the first person he thought of.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
And it's because of that episode. He's playing Walter.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
White and Breaking Bad.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
So I need to go back and watch that episode.
And that changed one hundred percent how we view him.
He was Malcolm in the Middle.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Because when you found out it was the guy from
Malcolm Middle, You're like, what this cooking meth?

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (27:10):
Well, the fact that he was in his underpants on
the cover, you were like, okay, well we got to
see why Malcolm in the Middle's dad is in tidy whit.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
I nemember.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
I saw a highlight reel like six months before the
show aired and I said it to DVR, like right away,
I gotta watch this.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
I remember watching the first episode thinking like, okay, this
isn't funny, Like I'm totally expecting like it to be
a comedy. Sold it as a comedy.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
When you hit info, it says dark comedy or something
like that.

Speaker 6 (27:32):
Because it's interesting that you say that, because you should
watch Aaron Paul's Hot Ones episode, because Hot Ones I
think has fallen off. But I went down a Hot
One's rabbit hole the other day and Aaron Paul just
did one recently and he was yeah, and he was
talking about how originally it was supposed to be a
comedy and as it went on, it just kind of

(27:52):
got darker and darker.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Which I think is great, but it.

Speaker 6 (27:55):
Still certain comedic elements to it.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
It had like that slapstick you feel at times.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
But you know, I appreciate that because go where the
show takes you, you know, like, don't just like we
have to stick to this, like Okay, you got a
great idea, maybe you got a better idea on top
of that, which is clearly what they did.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
I mean, Jesse was supposed to die in like four episodes.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah, it is funny that that was ever supposed to
be a comedy, because just the setup is like, okay.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
So he's got kids, just got cancer and decides to
cook a bunch of meth and sell to kids to
make up the money, and and like, there's no there
should be no comedy in there. You don't find that hilarious.
It's so funny.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
But the fact that they even thought that that would
be funny in the first place, Like, what.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Do you think Vince Skilligan got the idea from an
article he read so about some guy who got busted
cooking meth and an RV in the desert.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Yeah, and he's like, I got to make a TV show.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
Yeah, And then you get into those like the Jane
episodes and you're like, this is there's nothing funny about
any of that.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
And like the kids just get boiled, you know, the
kids like it's it's such a dark show, U And
I appreciate it because it was very real to you
guys don't know good comedy.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
I mean, yeah, yeah, when you up end someone with
a car and they do a triple flip and I'll
never read again that is.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Oh that was the best episodeough when he ran over
those two guys and he just looks.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Like he just looks at Jesse.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
He goes run.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
That is cut the credits. That was ship. I remember I
stood up and.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
I was like that what Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:15):
That was the one dude, that's no show got me
saying oh shit more in my life than that Game
of Thrones maybe number two.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah, but no show. The breaking bad made me say
oh shit and stand up with my hands on my head.

Speaker 6 (29:28):
Thrones was pretty savage at the beginning.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Yeah, if Game of Thrones could have stuck the landing,
it would be one of the all time shows. But
I just can't. I came to watch it anymore. This
is knowing how it ends.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
The last season, the six episodes are so fucking bad,
Like that one episode you can't even see because it's
too dark, you.

Speaker 6 (29:40):
Know, and HBO blamed us, Yeah, do you set your
TV wrong.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
I even tried to fix the contrast and brightness and
it's still you can't see a thing, damn thing.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
It's a poor creative choice. They should remix that episode
for future years.

Speaker 6 (29:52):
Well.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
I always wonder like once the book comes the final
book comes out, if it ever does, and maybe they
just will do it, like just let's.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Just do the book. Maybe they should have waited for
the book. They should have put pressure on George R. R. Martin.
You you're under contract, finished these goddamn books. Get it
so we can finish the story.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Give you all the money, just type on your old
little computer.

Speaker 6 (30:10):
But I also get HBO is like, now we need
this now.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yeah, yeah, well it's it's not like he couldn't see
it coming.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah right, it's kind of.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
Like you can't wait in Hollywood with you know, it's
twenty eight years later, just came out, and it came
out what twenty four years after?

Speaker 4 (30:29):
They were like you were right there, and the studios
like they'll they'll once they own things, and that's working.
Like they almost made Toy Story is either two or
three without Pixar. They almost just because they wanted it
and they needed it now. And same thing with you know,
there's twenty eight which one's the first one twenty days
and so twenty eight weeks the first people who made
the first one aren't even involved because the studio just

(30:50):
wanted a movie. And you can tell because the second
one's shit, and then the third one they've got the
original people back. So it looks like the first full
Circle but like, yeah, yeah, it's uh yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Don't know, and I do love me some zombies.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Just want to share that I do love me some
Did you actually see the movie? I was going to
but end up doing other things?

Speaker 5 (31:12):
And when well when originally you were like, yeah, I'm
gonna go on Friday night and I'm like after a
happy hour, that's gonna be.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
A tough sell. But you because we all had some pops.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Yeah, yeah, I was when I got home.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
You're not really in movie mode. Yeah, I started drinking
more when I got home. Yes, he goes, Yeah, all.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
Right, let's do some porn star birthdays, Marcus. Yes, you
want to help us transition into porn star birthday somehow,
like with the jingle or something.

Speaker 7 (31:37):
Uh yeah, it's porn star birthdays. It's LOR's favorite bit.
She says she don't like it, but we don't give
a ship.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (31:48):
Wow, that's good. That's pretty good. Nailed it.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
I'm gonna I'm gonna say that on a hockey and
we'll use that next name. All right, today's porn star birthdays.
I want to say happy thirty fifth birthday to porn
star Zarah Durose.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Zarah Zara could be Zara Durose. She's a British chi.

Speaker 7 (32:07):
There was a chicken in my in my freshman dorms
named Zara. She was a nightmare.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yeah, so yeah, I would say.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Probably she stars.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
She's a British m kingster and she started in backseat
banging escort girls, ten mills, cheating on hubbies. Oh nerd
pervert fifteen, twenty seven, thirty two and thirty seven.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Thirty seven nerd pervs.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Okay, so is she the nerd or is somebody else
the nerd?

Speaker 1 (32:31):
I think someone else? You think she's the nerd?

Speaker 6 (32:35):
Yeah, because then she can't be it be the perv.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Why the ladies are usually not the perves. It's the guys,
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
And then yeah, yeah, I mean I guess whoever women
did not get told that that was the title, And
I need to.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Search a nerd pervert to see who who's the nerd?

Speaker 6 (32:52):
Well?

Speaker 4 (32:52):
She also starting strap on clinics. So if you want
to look at that, look at that happytorio.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yeah it's a hat. Happy to twenty sixth birthday to
porn star Willow Rider. Let's see what you're doing there, Willow.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
This girl from Texas start an astounding anniversary gift. Oh
she also started in a backdoor gymnast.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
I've seen you on the internet. Let's play hide the
Cabasa and throat goat throat, Let's.

Speaker 6 (33:21):
Hide the kill Bosa sounds like a good one.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
Whenever you're in one, that's the first the kickoff, you're
not in three or five Throat goat.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
And finally, Happy twenty eighth birthday to porn star Anastasia Rose.
She starred in movies like Clean Up an Aisle sixty nine. Gross,
I'm a little piggy princess, pervy foot doctor two.

Speaker 6 (33:42):
Wow, Okay, he's a pervy.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Or curvy pervy foot doctor?

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Size Queen's one and two, so she is a curvy
perv and toubra or not tubra?

Speaker 1 (33:53):
The size of your juggos probably tobra.

Speaker 6 (33:55):
I don't think size Queen. I don't think that refers
to her body.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Okay, it's not hips.

Speaker 7 (34:00):
Tell us what it refers to, Laura, I think the
man's member.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
What about with her color? Size Queen? Size Queen, y
size Queen.

Speaker 6 (34:11):
It's somebody size Queen. A woman who will only sleep
with a woman who has a big dick.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
A man, that's what I mean, A man with a
big dick would be.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
That would be That movie is out there too. I'm
pretty sure.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Crazy, I'm just looking up.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
I'm looking this up on.

Speaker 6 (34:29):
So it does. The last title.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
It's all done.

Speaker 6 (34:33):
The last title does make it seem like perhaps she's
well in doubt.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Piggy is. I think it might.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
I think you're right.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
I think might because the first video came up as
small dicks versus big cocks.

Speaker 6 (34:41):
I mean, I know I'm right about size Queen, like
I know for a fact, the.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
One where just somebody look up the person. Yeah, that's
what we were, well, oh who she is?

Speaker 5 (34:50):
Yeah, because the whole idea was I think Marcus stag ros.

Speaker 7 (34:54):
I was googling size Queen.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
It was a mistake.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
She's not she's not fat at all.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
She's okay, she's pretty hot, but you.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Do require a ruler to get in the room with her.

Speaker 6 (35:03):
Correct.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Yes, okay, so size queen means you know, small weenie.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Do you know this?

Speaker 1 (35:08):
It's dong o'clock because.

Speaker 6 (35:09):
I thought everybody knew that.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 6 (35:12):
I'm not a sign. I've told you, I've said, I've
mentioned on this podcast several times that I'm not a sign.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
In other words, is like size doesn't matter, it's how
you use.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
It, right.

Speaker 6 (35:21):
It's like if like I'm not like eight inch minimum,
you know, like that's.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
I've heard that. Like I saw video on TikTok.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
This girl is probably I don't know, like twenties, late
twenties or something, but she had a measuring tape.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
She goes, you know this, which is like the porno guys.

Speaker 6 (35:36):
No nobody wants that.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Then she goes way down, this is too little.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
And then she pulled it to you know, right about
it was like the six seven inch mark medium zone.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
And she says that's a perfect fit.

Speaker 6 (35:46):
I mean she spots one inch and I'm just going
to say that is a fact of life.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
She caught writing that down right now, and that's why
the angry inch. All right, that doesn't for us. We
will see you tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
If you're listening to this on Tuesday, June twenty fourth,
we'll have more Bomber Brothers pass gift cards for you.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
That's rights.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Would you like to tick us out with another jingle?

Speaker 7 (36:12):
I'm all jingled out for the day. I think I
really knocked the first one out.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Of the should.

Speaker 6 (36:18):
Tanner, he's not gonna let you off.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
The he you mean like a goodbye jingle, just like
a thanks for listening. Happy holidays, dreaming about Glizzies.

Speaker 7 (36:27):
Absolutely happy holidays.

Speaker 8 (36:29):
One of the best holidays in the world is coming
up very soon where we get to legally blow things
up and light our state.

Speaker 6 (36:35):
On do legally get it in song?

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Bitch, Hey Marcus, what are you going to be?

Speaker 2 (36:43):
What are you going to be?

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Perform?

Speaker 6 (36:46):
I just want to know what he's gonna blow.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
No, he's gonna he's gonna blow me if he doesn't
do this. Jeez, pot is a inchin you know.

Speaker 8 (36:55):
I just had I just had all of you guys
talk over the one part of the song that I
actually tried to sing. And now I'm starting to get
a little bit of this like artist's reprehension, Like I
don't know if you guys really appreciate the moment that
you're in right now.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
I do, Okay, I do as well, it's the rest
of the room.

Speaker 6 (37:10):
I don't sorry.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Go ahead, Marcus, I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (37:13):
All right. Well, no no fireworks for court, no sparklers,
but uh good bye, goode.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Happy Fourth of July.

Speaker 7 (37:24):
God bless America Blue Ship Up, Toby Keys.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
I feel like if like Cartman and Bruce Springsteen had
a baby, that's what it would sound like.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
But he did it for America. Yeah, all right, we'll see.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one O five nine, that brew dot com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.