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or wherever you listen to podcasts. Some Tanner Drew's here,
Laura's here, bust dress, Marcus is here. I hope you
had a good Fourth of July. Marcus, did you do
anything exciting any any You still have all your digits?
Speaker 6 (00:40):
I do?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (00:41):
You know, we went camping the weekend before Fourth of
July and kind of celebrated out there away from the
crowds and everything, which was nice. It was easier to
get a candle, for sure, so much easier. And and
the other thing I noticed is we we basically went
Sunday through Tuesday, Like Sunday night was kind of crazy,
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Monday night got thinner. Tuesday there was nobody there. I mean,
it was just all our campground. It felt like so
it really this last week and.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
It didn't do anything.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Man.
Speaker 7 (01:11):
I mowed the lawn, I set up my drums in
the living room because Ashley was working and I just
played so loud for like three hours on Saturday, and
that was my That was my celebration of freedom right there.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
I don't know if I'm the only one, but I
get when I'm at the campgrounds and I wake up
and I see everyone's gone, Like I get bummed out.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Because I mean, it's the parties.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
The party's over, and I just feel like it's an
empty campground. There's nothing cool to do. There's no like,
I'm not gonna bump in any anybody cool.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, packing up sucks.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
I just don't know why I wake.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Up and when I see the campground empty, you know,
because I usually I'm usually slept in. Yeah, I've slept in,
you know, when the last one's out of there, it's
just like, man, I don't know, it's just a bummer
seeing the empty campground.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Some people I can see totally liking that, having it
all to yourself.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Mm hmm. Yeah. Amy's always got me rolling sleeping bags
at like seven in the morning, so I'm usually not
the last one there. But a couple times ago we
decided stay till Monday. Sunday night is such a bummer.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Yeah, Yeah, when everyone clears out. It's just it's kind
of dead and it's not funny, and it's fun.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
And it's beyond not fun. It's kind of scary because
what happens is once everybody leaves, the people who like
even if you wake up a couple hours and then
you leave, nothing bad's gonna happen. But you get into
that next evening, the lurkers start seeing what was left behind,
who's left behind? And when an old, dirty, rusty suburban
comes by your campsite at night creeping, you kind of
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want to like look for your firearm.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Yeah, yeah, get a little scary off.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, it's fright. I start hear in Banjos, there's nobody
within fifty miles. You got no cell phone. You're gonna
have to fight with your bare hands.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
You in the wrong part of town, boy, yeah, the
wrong part of the woods.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You just feel like I'm instantly the underdog as soon
as everyone leaves the site.
Speaker 8 (02:49):
The only time it's nice for me is when you
have like an annoying neighboring campsite and if they leave first,
you're like thank god.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
There was one time I had a really loud campsite
and I was stoked and they left. The last campsite
I had, man, I had this old lady next to me.
She her husband had passed, her kid had moved out,
and she was so cool. She was driving one of
these like like vans that she lived in.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It was like a camper van type. Yeah, but it wasn't.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
It was just I don't know, she had a it
was modified different and she couldn't get her bike off,
so I had to help her with that, and then
we just like started making conversation and she was so
fricking cool, this old lady nice like. This was like
a lady like you could probably party with and have
a good time.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Hell yeah. And that's what I kind of like about
camping is you would never have that conversation without this setting,
and it just kind of allows you a chance to
kind of branch out.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
And she was so quiet, and she didn't even have
a ten She just closed her door and then went
to bed.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Done and done.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
That's nice when you got that, So glad you had
a good time. Marcus camping. I think I'm gonna go
camping in a week or two. I know Laura's going
here in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, rented herself a slanted campsite.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I know, I'm a little nervous.
Speaker 8 (03:58):
I you know, I do the thing where I think
I research pretty thoroughly and I get ahead of it
and I book a campsite and I'm like, yes, good
to go. I've had this campsite booked since January. As
soon as the reservation reservations opened. I booked this campsite
and I knew I wanted to be on the water.
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So I'm like, Okay, this campsite, by the location, by
the map, it looks great. And then last night I realize,
oh my god, you can look at reviews of like
each individual campsite. There are like two hundred and thirty
campsites in this campground, and I look at mine and
it's like.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Two stars, three stars, there's a.
Speaker 8 (04:38):
Five star late yeah, And I'm like, oh great, what's
wrong with it? And apparently, like one of the reviews
is like I couldn't even set a tent tip on this.
It's too slanted, it's too lumpy, and there's gonna.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Be six of us.
Speaker 8 (04:52):
And I'm like, if all my friends strow up to
this campsite and they're like.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
What the fuck?
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Nice job.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It's like, oh, it's gonna be all my fall.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
I'm sure you're fine. I mean, you know that you
saw a five star review in there, so somebody enjoyed it.
Speaker 8 (05:05):
Yeah, like the views and I know it's going to
be a great view and this that and the other thing.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
But I'm just like, man, if I'm responsible, you can
still being shitty, and.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
You can still put a tent on a slant, you know,
somebody just you know, it depends on how slanted it is,
but you can still tell.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
And then you just put your head up the high part.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
Well, and then I looked at because then I was like, oh, boy,
like how much trouble am I in? So I looked
at the reviews for the campsite next to us, like
the two campsites next to us, and.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Those ones were pretty good. So it's like, okay, it
can't just be hours.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
So maybe, well maybe you'll get lucky and they won't
show up and you can just move your tent over.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
It's funny how impulsive you are with your vacationing because
and Marcus lives near there. It's just Laura just got
back from a vacation Injunction City, now Junction city. If
you're from this state. I have never heard a single
person say I'm going on vacation.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Reason is mid She booked a yurt, you know, like
a week or two before the fourth of July.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
So that's just what was available.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
And I mean it wasn't and I knew, like getting
a place on the coast, it doesn't matter how far
I booked ahead, I wasn't going to be able to
afford five hundred dollars for.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
A Junction city is what two hours from the coast
an hour it's just one hour hour because it comes
back off of the road there, it's not on that five.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
Yeah, so the drive home from the coast was like
three hours, but it took me two hours.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
So and the urt was cool. We didn't see inside
of it was the inside.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
Yeah, well yeah, I showed you the pictures on like
the Airbnb website.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
It was cozy, the bed was comfortable.
Speaker 8 (06:40):
The bed was comfortable, and it was all I needed
for the night, you know.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
So it's such an inexact science trying to find the
right spot. Like this campground that we were just at.
It was Ashley's like childhood campground. That was where her
dad loved to go out there and fish. She hasn't
been there for decades at this point, but it was like, oh,
I got us.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
The good spot.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
I remember these being the good spots, and we always
wanted these spots. And there's good shade and this and
that and the other. And we get there and it's
like the two spots on either side of us have
the most epic shade, like really old growth trees, fairy enough.
The stripe that we're in is the stripe that the
sun has burnt everything in it one hundred percent of
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the time. And I couldn't blame my wife. It's been
a long time, but she, you know, she was confident
as we were driving there five minutes before we showed up,
she would have told you, we're gonna have all the
shade in the world. After we got there and got
set up. If I hadn't brought both of my pop
up tents, like the tailgate pop up tents, we would
have died and shriveled up in that campground.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
So it's they're like.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Did I stayed in a cat a campground that had
zero shade and it was a super hot summer day
and it was miserable.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah, and without those pop ups here, just there's nowhere
to hide.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Yeah, oh, the corkis would have been dude.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
I was moving pop ups around and moving the corky's
just following the shade all weekend long.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
You just walk around smelling like ass you're own camp side.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
Right, And in fact, I was building such nice, awesome
campfires that I've run my camping laundry through once and
I pulled it out and it still smells like campfires.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Man.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
I went had a campfire on the beach in Lincoln
City for the fourth and we went back and I
just I went to the shower immediately.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Because smoke's thick.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Dude, Like, I'm lucky because these are the jeans I
was wearing. And I washed them immediately too, and I
got the smell right out. But I've done this before,
I've gone camping. It took like two or three washes
because I let him sit.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
When I was I was sadly mistaken. When I made
my campfire, I was like, okay, well my sweatshirt now,
and it was the only real sweatshirt that I brought.
I was like, I'll just like hang it outside for
the night. I'm sure it'll air out picked it up
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Nah, yeah, not even clothes. I was like, okay, well, which.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You know, when you're camping, you can kind of put
up with it, like the fact that Tanner was going
back to a building. It's probably best that as soon
as you didn't wake up to that.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Yeah, yeah, I know. It's you can smell it every
time you turn your head, you know.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
And I like, I'm a little bit if you watch
me pack for a camping trip, you would be like Jesus,
you're a diva, like why are you bringing so much?
And it's that I don't want to wake up the
night after or the morning after and put on the
campfire tank top I'd rather have if we're gonna go
down and hang out at the water. I just don't
want to smell like ass. And so I'm you know,
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for three days. I've got three tank tops, three pairs
of board shorts, and I know it seems like a lot,
but I just don't like hanging out in it. I
can smell it when I'm sitting there, but I don't
want it the next.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Day, you know, Like I I like to glamp, you know,
and so I when I don't go to a campsite
that has a shower, I want to still be able
to shower, So I bought a portable shower. Oh yeah,
you know, it's just you fill it up with a
you know, it's not a very big bag. It's not
a very long shower, but it's enough to get it done.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah. My brother's got the bags set up for those
types of boujia clocks.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Yeah, just because I want to, Like, like Marcus, when
you're sitting down, they're trying to when you're squatting down
trying to get the fire going, the.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Last thing you want to do is be smelling yourself.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah, just bring wet wipes. That's all, you know.
Speaker 8 (10:06):
I was gonna say when I'm camp like if I'm glamping, okay,
Like I took a shower at my little lamping site
in Junction City, But like when we go camping in
a couple of weekends and there are showers in the campground,
I doubt I'll use it, just because it's like I'm
sleeping on the ground, you know, we're hiking, Like I don't,
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I'm just gonna.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I'm just gonna of the places I've camped in the
last ten years, have no shower.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
My campgrounds I go to do have some sort of
shower system, you know, if I go to like Eagle
Creek or Honeymoon or something.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
It's like, you don't know how I've only used.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
The showers, Uh, the public ones a handful of times, but.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Their toilets are so gross and everything.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Yeah, use rather, But there was one time side you know,
my girlfriend and I went and we were you know,
we were doing it a lot, and we just noticed
that it started to get funky, and so I was
grateful that those showers are there.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, that's totally different. If you're if you're if you're
doing the thing, you probably want to.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Yeah, wash some of that dirt.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
You know, you're not gonna be spotless, but you can
watch some of that dirt off you. So earlier on
the show today, Marcus and I'm gonna ask you this
because you've been a server before, but we were reading
this article that went viral. This this server who works
down in San Diego at a restaurant. She says she's
got lies that she tells, you know, customers so theyt'tle
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tip or more so, she calls them hacks. She'll say like, uh,
she's actually developed a whole backstory. She says that she's
a single mom at the baby at nineteen years old,
even walks around with a photo of a kid, some
random kids so she can show people, and.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
She says, it works. This is I would assume a
dick move. I would.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
I would think, you know, most people would think this
is kind of a dick move. But you know, as
a server, do you see her angle?
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Do you see her point?
Speaker 6 (11:53):
No?
Speaker 7 (11:53):
I mean I wouldn't be able to do it from
my perspective. I just I can't look at people that
are gonna hand me money and lie to them willingly.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
That just does not add up for me.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
You were a car salesman for a long time, So
is that why you quit that job? You just couldn't lie?
Speaker 7 (12:10):
Yeah, I mean, and that's just it is like I
had a knockdown, drag out yelling fight with one of
my desk managers in right on the showroom floor one
time over.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
A half a tank of gas.
Speaker 7 (12:21):
And that's because he want like he just thought, well,
you'll be able to get over on her by lying
to her about that and all save twenty bucks. And
that to me is so fucking petty. When you're talking
about working for a corporation that has, you know, car
dealerships all over the western half of the United States.
I'll leave them nameless. But I do not like that shit,
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and I wouldn't do it as a server either. You
know what, if I can't give you the good enough
service and a personal experience where I'm listening to you
and I'm paying attention to what you're saying and I'm
trying to give you a good experience, if that's not
worth tipping to you, then don't go out to dinner.
But I'm not gonna come up with some bogus backstory
to get an extra five bucks Like that, to me
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is that's real low. I would never do it, not
even when I was at the at the height of
my brokeness.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Well, so I'm trying to just think about it, you know,
as the devil's advocate here, right, So if you're looking
at it from her perspective, I would think that tipping
has gotten out of control and a lot of people
are just not tipping.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I don't know where she works, but let's say she's
out of place where you.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
Don't get like high quality people coming in and you know,
you get a lot of like half and half tip,
you know, like it's fifty to fifty. Maybe maybe she's
come up with a trick because she knows. And do
you blame her for that? Because certain people have just
have a thing about tipping and either a don't want
to do it or can't do.
Speaker 8 (13:42):
It or But I also feel like if you can't tip,
or if you don't believe in tipping, somebody's sob story
is not going to motivate you to tip.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
It's a fair point, but I mean, do you kind
of see where she's coming from? Maybe just because she
h you know.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I hear the Devil's advocate personally, I just she's just
a liar.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
And also I couldn't do it.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
She's not a mom.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
She doesn't have you, And I know that it's like
it's not stolen valor, but as a parent, you put
a lot of work into that to be a parent,
and I feel like there is a bad to honor
that comes with that, and if you throw it around
to try and rob me and lie to me, screw you.
Speaker 8 (14:24):
And I feel like it's more excusable if you have
somebody else at home who you.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Have to feed. But it's just you, dude, You're just
like some college.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
A bunch of people went to the comments section and
shared their their hacks, and one person said, I lied
to a table the other day and had to pick
my that I had to pick my kid up from
school so they would let me leave.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
I don't have a kid.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
M that's not that's not making up a lie to
get more money. Everybody's told a lie so that they
can leave before. I mean, I don't know how many
heart attacks my poor grandma had before pay I was
working at Apple Beech exactly.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
That's a truth right there.
Speaker 7 (15:01):
But you know, and the other thing too, Tanner, is
with the argument I'll make against the Devil's advocate play,
because yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
You're right.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
You know, servers don't make any money.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
Maybe you're working at a crappy place where nobody tips,
but it's just like being a truck driver. You can
do this for any company that's hiring right now, Like
anybody that needs a server. You can go get that
job with the experience you have.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
So I don't.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
I like, if it's a shitty tipping restaurant, then go
get another serving job at a different restaurant down the street.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
That's not shitty tipping. There's so many different ways to
go about this that are morally okay, and this is
not one of them.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
This person says, did I draw myself a Best Mom
Ever card on Mother's Day with a crayon in my
left hand with a backwards R and tape it to
the outside of my server books so it was visible
while taking orders? I can either confirm or deny. This
one says, when I would mess up, I would use
I used to say I was new there. And so
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one former employee says that they were new for about
six months at this place.
Speaker 8 (16:04):
Yeah, I mean I would. I would probably tell that
lie and you just like to say a face, Oh
I'm so sorry, I just started.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Oh yeah, I don't see any problem with that, you know, m.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
Right, Like nobody's getting hurt by that. If you're new
and technically it's six months, you are still new. If
you haven't learned the job yet, dipshit, Like that's kind
of a thing, like you're bad at it. Yeah, just
say you're new for the rest of your life.
Speaker 8 (16:26):
I also wonder too, like, and this is something we
didn't talk about on the air, but it's like if
I heard a fellow server telling that story to tables
over and over again.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, he'd what I'm dead, Yeah I would.
Speaker 8 (16:39):
I would have a real hard time not going back
to those tables and being like that getting ripped. Yeah,
because like that, Yeah that's Connie the con Man.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Well, it sounds like a lot of servers are doing it,
so just keep that in mind. If somebody tells you
a long SOB story, maybe it's maybe it's not real,
you know, I'm not sure, but I don't know.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
But the people are doing and.
Speaker 8 (17:00):
So this maybe this makes me a bad person, But
when I hear a SOB story, I'm almost.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Less likely to tip.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
I'm the same way like.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
When I'm in an uber.
Speaker 8 (17:07):
Yeah, and the guy won't stop blabbing on about how
this is a rental because his car got total because this,
that and the other thing and now he can't pay
his rent and YadA YadA.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Yeah, I don't exactly try it because I always I
do feel like when I feel like I'm being conned,
I just refuse. Yeah, And even if like I'm not,
I don't want to take the chance, and so I'll
just be like I'll probably screw this person over if.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I'm not being gone but well, yeah, and that's why
for me, it's a stick to the service, right. If
the service is good, if they have a big SOB story,
they probably didn't refill the waters. That's where you're just
chatting over here.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Well, I'm not condoning it, but I at the same
time kind of understand where servers are coming from, depending
on where they're at. If they're at a fancy ritzy place,
that's probably not cool. If they're at a place where
somebody's like fifty to fifty people are tipping and you
got to figure out a way to get your you know,
your money, you know, so I kind of.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Understand that, Yeah, those bills don't pay them.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
So yeah, I mean, you got to eat, you got
to you gotta buy Netflix, gotta grind. I mean, can
you imagine going to the bathroom at your cell phone
connected with the Wi Fi.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
God, second that gets cut off, you start showing those picks.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
You start making a you know, feed picks on only
fans exactly, All right, Well, Marcus, uh I, I you know,
I was always wondering that when he was a sales
guy for you know, the car lot, Like, how many
people as you just screwing over like they got a
shit deal, you know.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
I mean, I wasn't good at it, man, and they
told The biggest lie in car sales is that they'll
tell you one of these guys that's worked there for
forty plus years and worked every single uh position all
the way up to general manager and is now all
the way back down to salesman, he'll tell you all
you gotta do is go and make a friend. Well,
I'm great at making friends, and I sucked ass at
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selling cars. So I don't think you're making friends. I
think you're lying to people, and I just don't like
I wouldn't want it to happen to me and the
people I.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
By making friends is his way of saying bullshitting, right,
Like just go bullshit and make them.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Have a conversation with somebody.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
And I couldn't do sales at all, like people who
work on commission for sales.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I could do sales.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Only.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Only sales I could do are things that you ask
me to get for you. Now, a car does not
count for that because there is the markup. But I
could see real estate as a perfect example. If you
come to me and you need a house, I'm helping
you get a house. I don't make more money by
giving you the wrong one. That's the one thing for
me that I would be better at than just I'm
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going to sell you a boatload of crap and hope
that you go broke and I get to pay my bills.
I wouldn't be able to sleep at night.
Speaker 7 (19:36):
Yeah, account management's the way to go if you want
to work on commission and you don't want to have
to sell. Like when I was selling cannabis for white
label extracts, I was selling hash oil basically not hash oil, beto,
all the different names for it, dabs. But that's something
that sells itself. I don't have to go in there
and spend a yarn about the product. I'm going to
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bring you five grams of it, let you try it,
and all take your order when I come back next time,
because it sells itself. Like I'm here to make sure
that I can. If you need some T shirts or
some hats, or some stickers or some pins, I'm your guy,
and people call you generally happy. They don't call you
pissed off unless they're out of product. Then you can't
get them any which Hey sorry, but I'm not the
(20:19):
guy with my hands in there cooking it. So I
can only do so much. I think that you would
do that well in that Tanner, because that is making
a friend. If you make that personal friend, it's easy you.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Get him to mark up a Kia Soul eight grand.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
Now we're talking, baby.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
I couldn't do any of that.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
Yeah, that part is I want to do creative stuff.
I have no interest in doing anything that isn't creative.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
You know.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Yeah, I can't imagine like doing a job like that.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Well, that's why it's not for you.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Not everybody's the same, you know.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
I'm just bad it. There's people who are really good
at it. I'd be bad at it because I just
I have no interest, and so.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I'm bad at everything.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
I'm not good at a lot, so I'd probably file
myself in the same category.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Well there, it is all right. We will see you tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
If you are following the show, the live show, We're
still doing our weight loss challenge.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Today's day two if you're listening to this.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
On July eighth, twenty twenty five, Day two of the
six week weight loss challenge between Beef Water and myself.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
No one's quit yet. He's quite yet doing well.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
I am craving carbs, but you know it's only day two.
They are going to keep it.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Together, doing great.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
But if I win, beef Water has to show us
those toes, those gross toes, final them to If he wins, yes,
I have to let a transla crawl across across my
body and Marcus, you know how cave, you know how
I don't like spiders. I got pretty badter at in phobia.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
Dude, you got the shit end of that stick. He's
got to show a toe.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
So ill these You haven't seen these toes I have,
and if they look the way they did months the
last time we saw them, they are an embarrassment.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Yeah, beef Water has been fighting us for months. We've
been wanting to see him, but he is embarrassed. And
it sounds like they have a pretty bad fungus on
all the toes.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
They look wood and wood and kind of blown out.
Speaker 8 (22:05):
And like with your tarantula, once it walks on you
for thirty seconds, you're done with it. But he's gonna
be reliving the nightmare like for years.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
To because when you put the pictures up on the internet.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Yeah, I understand that, but it's still not I think
it's it's not. It's not the same the translors.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
You have the phobia, so for you, of course it's
gonna be worse.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Teeth on one of those things.
Speaker 7 (22:29):
Like my best friend growing up at a tarantula, and
that son of a bitch used to put it on
my shoulder or whatever when I wasn't looking, and I
can't tell you how many times almost killed it because
of how scared I was. But the damn teeth like
he used to be able to even take like a
pencil and put it underneath of its fangs and show
its fangs.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
How big they were.
Speaker 7 (22:47):
Dude, thirty seconds is way more than long enough for
that spider to bite you down.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yeah, tarantulas have teeth like Gary Busey.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
Taranlas can't kill you though, from what I understand, no
transla bites can't.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Can just give you love nibbles.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
He likes a good nibble when he knows it's coming, you.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Know's put that translor right up on my ear, Just
give me a little.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
So anyway, if you want to join the weight loss competition,
a lot of listeners are doing it.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Marcus, you's probably get a looking at you. Marcus, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (23:16):
Oh, I forgot to tell you when Drew said nobody
quit yet, that was incorrect because I quit.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Okay, fair enough.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Have you ever died in and you've died it before?
Speaker 6 (23:25):
I dieted?
Speaker 7 (23:26):
Yeah, man, I had to so my my sophomore year
in wrestling, I had to lose seventeen pounds in two weeks.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
I got that shit.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Man. I can do it like yeah, yeah, wrestlers, they
don't do it the same way.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Beef Waters never died it in his life, so this
is all new for him, and yeah, I think he's
going to do it. He does seem like he's got
a lot of momentum right now. So you know, we'll
see who wins in just six weeks. But that's what's
going on.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Ah, that's right, Yeah, buddy, that's right. Anything else, you guys, No.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
It's about it. Don't be eating any chips save the Oreos.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
Friday donut sounds like a good thing right now. I'm
going to get a donut.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Dicks all right, we'll see.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Them are by Trash to show terminating.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
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Let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
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or wherever you listen to podcasts. Some Tanner Drew's here,
Laura's here, bust dress, Marcus is here. I hope you
had a good Fourth of July. Marcus, did you do
anything exciting any any You still have all your digits?
Speaker 6 (00:40):
I do?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (00:41):
You know, we went camping the weekend before Fourth of
July and kind of celebrated out there away from the
crowds and everything, which was nice. It was easier to
get a candle, for sure, so much easier. And and
the other thing I noticed is we we basically went
Sunday through Tuesday, Like Sunday night was kind of crazy,
(01:01):
Monday night got thinner. Tuesday there was nobody there. I mean,
it was just all our campground. It felt like so
it really this last week and.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
It didn't do anything.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Man.
Speaker 7 (01:11):
I mowed the lawn, I set up my drums in
the living room because Ashley was working and I just
played so loud for like three hours on Saturday, and
that was my That was my celebration of freedom right there.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
I don't know if I'm the only one, but I
get when I'm at the campgrounds and I wake up
and I see everyone's gone, Like I get bummed out.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Because I mean, it's the parties.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
The party's over, and I just feel like it's an
empty campground. There's nothing cool to do. There's no like,
I'm not gonna bump in any anybody cool.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, packing up sucks.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
I just don't know why I wake.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Up and when I see the campground empty, you know,
because I usually I'm usually slept in. Yeah, I've slept in,
you know, when the last one's out of there, it's
just like, man, I don't know, it's just a bummer
seeing the empty campground.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Some people I can see totally liking that, having it
all to yourself.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Mm hmm. Yeah. Amy's always got me rolling sleeping bags
at like seven in the morning, so I'm usually not
the last one there. But a couple times ago we
decided stay till Monday. Sunday night is such a bummer.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Yeah, Yeah, when everyone clears out. It's just it's kind
of dead and it's not funny, and it's fun.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
And it's beyond not fun. It's kind of scary because
what happens is once everybody leaves, the people who like
even if you wake up a couple hours and then
you leave, nothing bad's gonna happen. But you get into
that next evening, the lurkers start seeing what was left behind,
who's left behind? And when an old, dirty, rusty suburban
comes by your campsite at night creeping, you kind of
(02:30):
want to like look for your firearm.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Yeah, yeah, get a little scary off.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, it's fright. I start hear in Banjos, there's nobody
within fifty miles. You got no cell phone. You're gonna
have to fight with your bare hands.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
You in the wrong part of town, boy, yeah, the
wrong part of the woods.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You just feel like I'm instantly the underdog as soon
as everyone leaves the site.
Speaker 8 (02:49):
The only time it's nice for me is when you
have like an annoying neighboring campsite and if they leave first,
you're like thank god.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
There was one time I had a really loud campsite
and I was stoked and they left. The last campsite
I had, man, I had this old lady next to me.
She her husband had passed, her kid had moved out,
and she was so cool. She was driving one of
these like like vans that she lived in.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It was like a camper van type. Yeah, but it wasn't.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
It was just I don't know, she had a it
was modified different and she couldn't get her bike off,
so I had to help her with that, and then
we just like started making conversation and she was so
fricking cool, this old lady nice like. This was like
a lady like you could probably party with and have
a good time.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Hell yeah. And that's what I kind of like about
camping is you would never have that conversation without this setting,
and it just kind of allows you a chance to
kind of branch out.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
And she was so quiet, and she didn't even have
a ten She just closed her door and then went
to bed.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Done and done.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
That's nice when you got that, So glad you had
a good time. Marcus camping. I think I'm gonna go
camping in a week or two. I know Laura's going
here in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, rented herself a slanted campsite.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I know, I'm a little nervous.
Speaker 8 (03:58):
I you know, I do the thing where I think
I research pretty thoroughly and I get ahead of it
and I book a campsite and I'm like, yes, good
to go. I've had this campsite booked since January. As
soon as the reservation reservations opened. I booked this campsite
and I knew I wanted to be on the water.
(04:18):
So I'm like, Okay, this campsite, by the location, by
the map, it looks great. And then last night I realize,
oh my god, you can look at reviews of like
each individual campsite. There are like two hundred and thirty
campsites in this campground, and I look at mine and
it's like.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Two stars, three stars, there's a.
Speaker 8 (04:38):
Five star late yeah, And I'm like, oh great, what's
wrong with it? And apparently, like one of the reviews
is like I couldn't even set a tent tip on this.
It's too slanted, it's too lumpy, and there's gonna.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Be six of us.
Speaker 8 (04:52):
And I'm like, if all my friends strow up to
this campsite and they're like.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
What the fuck?
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Nice job.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It's like, oh, it's gonna be all my fall.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
I'm sure you're fine. I mean, you know that you
saw a five star review in there, so somebody enjoyed it.
Speaker 8 (05:05):
Yeah, like the views and I know it's going to
be a great view and this that and the other thing.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
But I'm just like, man, if I'm responsible, you can
still being shitty, and.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
You can still put a tent on a slant, you know,
somebody just you know, it depends on how slanted it is,
but you can still tell.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
And then you just put your head up the high part.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
Well, and then I looked at because then I was like, oh, boy,
like how much trouble am I in? So I looked
at the reviews for the campsite next to us, like
the two campsites next to us, and.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Those ones were pretty good. So it's like, okay, it
can't just be hours.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
So maybe, well maybe you'll get lucky and they won't
show up and you can just move your tent over.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
It's funny how impulsive you are with your vacationing because
and Marcus lives near there. It's just Laura just got
back from a vacation Injunction City, now Junction city. If
you're from this state. I have never heard a single
person say I'm going on vacation.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Reason is mid She booked a yurt, you know, like
a week or two before the fourth of July.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
So that's just what was available.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
And I mean it wasn't and I knew, like getting
a place on the coast, it doesn't matter how far
I booked ahead, I wasn't going to be able to
afford five hundred dollars for.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
A Junction city is what two hours from the coast
an hour it's just one hour hour because it comes
back off of the road there, it's not on that five.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
Yeah, so the drive home from the coast was like
three hours, but it took me two hours.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
So and the urt was cool. We didn't see inside
of it was the inside.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
Yeah, well yeah, I showed you the pictures on like
the Airbnb website.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
It was cozy, the bed was comfortable.
Speaker 8 (06:40):
The bed was comfortable, and it was all I needed
for the night, you know.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
So it's such an inexact science trying to find the
right spot. Like this campground that we were just at.
It was Ashley's like childhood campground. That was where her
dad loved to go out there and fish. She hasn't
been there for decades at this point, but it was like, oh,
I got us.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
The good spot.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
I remember these being the good spots, and we always
wanted these spots. And there's good shade and this and
that and the other. And we get there and it's
like the two spots on either side of us have
the most epic shade, like really old growth trees, fairy enough.
The stripe that we're in is the stripe that the
sun has burnt everything in it one hundred percent of
(07:27):
the time. And I couldn't blame my wife. It's been
a long time, but she, you know, she was confident
as we were driving there five minutes before we showed up,
she would have told you, we're gonna have all the
shade in the world. After we got there and got
set up. If I hadn't brought both of my pop
up tents, like the tailgate pop up tents, we would
have died and shriveled up in that campground.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
So it's they're like.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Did I stayed in a cat a campground that had
zero shade and it was a super hot summer day
and it was miserable.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah, and without those pop ups here, just there's nowhere
to hide.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Yeah, oh, the corkis would have been dude.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
I was moving pop ups around and moving the corky's
just following the shade all weekend long.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
You just walk around smelling like ass you're own camp side.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
Right, And in fact, I was building such nice, awesome
campfires that I've run my camping laundry through once and
I pulled it out and it still smells like campfires.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Man.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
I went had a campfire on the beach in Lincoln
City for the fourth and we went back and I
just I went to the shower immediately.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Because smoke's thick.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Dude, Like, I'm lucky because these are the jeans I
was wearing. And I washed them immediately too, and I
got the smell right out. But I've done this before,
I've gone camping. It took like two or three washes
because I let him sit.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
When I was I was sadly mistaken. When I made
my campfire, I was like, okay, well my sweatshirt now,
and it was the only real sweatshirt that I brought.
I was like, I'll just like hang it outside for
the night. I'm sure it'll air out picked it up
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Nah, yeah, not even clothes. I was like, okay, well, which.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You know, when you're camping, you can kind of put
up with it, like the fact that Tanner was going
back to a building. It's probably best that as soon
as you didn't wake up to that.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Yeah, yeah, I know. It's you can smell it every
time you turn your head, you know.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
And I like, I'm a little bit if you watch
me pack for a camping trip, you would be like Jesus,
you're a diva, like why are you bringing so much?
And it's that I don't want to wake up the
night after or the morning after and put on the
campfire tank top I'd rather have if we're gonna go
down and hang out at the water. I just don't
want to smell like ass. And so I'm you know,
(09:27):
for three days. I've got three tank tops, three pairs
of board shorts, and I know it seems like a lot,
but I just don't like hanging out in it. I
can smell it when I'm sitting there, but I don't
want it the next.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Day, you know, Like I I like to glamp, you know,
and so I when I don't go to a campsite
that has a shower, I want to still be able
to shower, So I bought a portable shower. Oh yeah,
you know, it's just you fill it up with a
you know, it's not a very big bag. It's not
a very long shower, but it's enough to get it done.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah. My brother's got the bags set up for those
types of boujia clocks.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Yeah, just because I want to, Like, like Marcus, when
you're sitting down, they're trying to when you're squatting down
trying to get the fire going, the.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Last thing you want to do is be smelling yourself.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah, just bring wet wipes. That's all, you know.
Speaker 8 (10:06):
I was gonna say when I'm camp like if I'm glamping, okay,
Like I took a shower at my little lamping site
in Junction City, But like when we go camping in
a couple of weekends and there are showers in the campground,
I doubt I'll use it, just because it's like I'm
sleeping on the ground, you know, we're hiking, Like I don't,
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I'm just gonna.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I'm just gonna of the places I've camped in the
last ten years, have no shower.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
My campgrounds I go to do have some sort of
shower system, you know, if I go to like Eagle
Creek or Honeymoon or something.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
It's like, you don't know how I've only used.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
The showers, Uh, the public ones a handful of times, but.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Their toilets are so gross and everything.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Yeah, use rather, But there was one time side you know,
my girlfriend and I went and we were you know,
we were doing it a lot, and we just noticed
that it started to get funky, and so I was
grateful that those showers are there.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, that's totally different. If you're if you're if you're
doing the thing, you probably want to.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Yeah, wash some of that dirt.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
You know, you're not gonna be spotless, but you can
watch some of that dirt off you. So earlier on
the show today, Marcus and I'm gonna ask you this
because you've been a server before, but we were reading
this article that went viral. This this server who works
down in San Diego at a restaurant. She says she's
got lies that she tells, you know, customers so theyt'tle
(11:26):
tip or more so, she calls them hacks. She'll say like, uh,
she's actually developed a whole backstory. She says that she's
a single mom at the baby at nineteen years old,
even walks around with a photo of a kid, some
random kids so she can show people, and.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
She says, it works. This is I would assume a
dick move. I would.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
I would think, you know, most people would think this
is kind of a dick move. But you know, as
a server, do you see her angle?
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Do you see her point?
Speaker 6 (11:53):
No?
Speaker 7 (11:53):
I mean I wouldn't be able to do it from
my perspective. I just I can't look at people that
are gonna hand me money and lie to them willingly.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
That just does not add up for me.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
You were a car salesman for a long time, So
is that why you quit that job? You just couldn't lie?
Speaker 7 (12:10):
Yeah, I mean, and that's just it is like I
had a knockdown, drag out yelling fight with one of
my desk managers in right on the showroom floor one
time over.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
A half a tank of gas.
Speaker 7 (12:21):
And that's because he want like he just thought, well,
you'll be able to get over on her by lying
to her about that and all save twenty bucks. And
that to me is so fucking petty. When you're talking
about working for a corporation that has, you know, car
dealerships all over the western half of the United States.
I'll leave them nameless. But I do not like that shit,
(12:43):
and I wouldn't do it as a server either. You
know what, if I can't give you the good enough
service and a personal experience where I'm listening to you
and I'm paying attention to what you're saying and I'm
trying to give you a good experience, if that's not
worth tipping to you, then don't go out to dinner.
But I'm not gonna come up with some bogus backstory
to get an extra five bucks Like that, to me
(13:04):
is that's real low. I would never do it, not
even when I was at the at the height of
my brokeness.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Well, so I'm trying to just think about it, you know,
as the devil's advocate here, right, So if you're looking
at it from her perspective, I would think that tipping
has gotten out of control and a lot of people
are just not tipping.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I don't know where she works, but let's say she's
out of place where you.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
Don't get like high quality people coming in and you know,
you get a lot of like half and half tip,
you know, like it's fifty to fifty. Maybe maybe she's
come up with a trick because she knows. And do
you blame her for that? Because certain people have just
have a thing about tipping and either a don't want
to do it or can't do.
Speaker 8 (13:42):
It or But I also feel like if you can't tip,
or if you don't believe in tipping, somebody's sob story
is not going to motivate you to tip.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
It's a fair point, but I mean, do you kind
of see where she's coming from? Maybe just because she
h you know.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I hear the Devil's advocate personally, I just she's just
a liar.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
And also I couldn't do it.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
She's not a mom.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
She doesn't have you, And I know that it's like
it's not stolen valor, but as a parent, you put
a lot of work into that to be a parent,
and I feel like there is a bad to honor
that comes with that, and if you throw it around
to try and rob me and lie to me, screw you.
Speaker 8 (14:24):
And I feel like it's more excusable if you have
somebody else at home who you.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Have to feed. But it's just you, dude, You're just
like some college.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
A bunch of people went to the comments section and
shared their their hacks, and one person said, I lied
to a table the other day and had to pick
my that I had to pick my kid up from
school so they would let me leave.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
I don't have a kid.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
M that's not that's not making up a lie to
get more money. Everybody's told a lie so that they
can leave before. I mean, I don't know how many
heart attacks my poor grandma had before pay I was
working at Apple Beech exactly.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
That's a truth right there.
Speaker 7 (15:01):
But you know, and the other thing too, Tanner, is
with the argument I'll make against the Devil's advocate play,
because yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
You're right.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
You know, servers don't make any money.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
Maybe you're working at a crappy place where nobody tips,
but it's just like being a truck driver. You can
do this for any company that's hiring right now, Like
anybody that needs a server. You can go get that
job with the experience you have.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
So I don't.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
I like, if it's a shitty tipping restaurant, then go
get another serving job at a different restaurant down the street.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
That's not shitty tipping. There's so many different ways to
go about this that are morally okay, and this is
not one of them.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
This person says, did I draw myself a Best Mom
Ever card on Mother's Day with a crayon in my
left hand with a backwards R and tape it to
the outside of my server books so it was visible
while taking orders? I can either confirm or deny. This
one says, when I would mess up, I would use
I used to say I was new there. And so
(16:00):
one former employee says that they were new for about
six months at this place.
Speaker 8 (16:04):
Yeah, I mean I would. I would probably tell that
lie and you just like to say a face, Oh
I'm so sorry, I just started.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Oh yeah, I don't see any problem with that, you know, m.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
Right, Like nobody's getting hurt by that. If you're new
and technically it's six months, you are still new. If
you haven't learned the job yet, dipshit, Like that's kind
of a thing, like you're bad at it. Yeah, just
say you're new for the rest of your life.
Speaker 8 (16:26):
I also wonder too, like, and this is something we
didn't talk about on the air, but it's like if
I heard a fellow server telling that story to tables
over and over again.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, he'd what I'm dead, Yeah I would.
Speaker 8 (16:39):
I would have a real hard time not going back
to those tables and being like that getting ripped. Yeah,
because like that, Yeah that's Connie the con Man.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Well, it sounds like a lot of servers are doing it,
so just keep that in mind. If somebody tells you
a long SOB story, maybe it's maybe it's not real,
you know, I'm not sure, but I don't know.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
But the people are doing and.
Speaker 8 (17:00):
So this maybe this makes me a bad person, But
when I hear a SOB story, I'm almost.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Less likely to tip.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
I'm the same way like.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
When I'm in an uber.
Speaker 8 (17:07):
Yeah, and the guy won't stop blabbing on about how
this is a rental because his car got total because this,
that and the other thing and now he can't pay
his rent and YadA YadA.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Yeah, I don't exactly try it because I always I
do feel like when I feel like I'm being conned,
I just refuse. Yeah, And even if like I'm not,
I don't want to take the chance, and so I'll
just be like I'll probably screw this person over if.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I'm not being gone but well, yeah, and that's why
for me, it's a stick to the service, right. If
the service is good, if they have a big SOB story,
they probably didn't refill the waters. That's where you're just
chatting over here.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Well, I'm not condoning it, but I at the same
time kind of understand where servers are coming from, depending
on where they're at. If they're at a fancy ritzy place,
that's probably not cool. If they're at a place where
somebody's like fifty to fifty people are tipping and you
got to figure out a way to get your you know,
your money, you know, so I kind of.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Understand that, Yeah, those bills don't pay them.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
So yeah, I mean, you got to eat, you got
to you gotta buy Netflix, gotta grind. I mean, can
you imagine going to the bathroom at your cell phone
connected with the Wi Fi.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
God, second that gets cut off, you start showing those picks.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
You start making a you know, feed picks on only
fans exactly, All right, Well, Marcus, uh I, I you know,
I was always wondering that when he was a sales
guy for you know, the car lot, Like, how many
people as you just screwing over like they got a
shit deal, you know.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
I mean, I wasn't good at it, man, and they
told The biggest lie in car sales is that they'll
tell you one of these guys that's worked there for
forty plus years and worked every single uh position all
the way up to general manager and is now all
the way back down to salesman, he'll tell you all
you gotta do is go and make a friend. Well,
I'm great at making friends, and I sucked ass at
(18:45):
selling cars. So I don't think you're making friends. I
think you're lying to people, and I just don't like
I wouldn't want it to happen to me and the
people I.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
By making friends is his way of saying bullshitting, right,
Like just go bullshit and make them.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Have a conversation with somebody.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
And I couldn't do sales at all, like people who
work on commission for sales.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I could do sales.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Only.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Only sales I could do are things that you ask
me to get for you. Now, a car does not
count for that because there is the markup. But I
could see real estate as a perfect example. If you
come to me and you need a house, I'm helping
you get a house. I don't make more money by
giving you the wrong one. That's the one thing for
me that I would be better at than just I'm
(19:30):
going to sell you a boatload of crap and hope
that you go broke and I get to pay my bills.
I wouldn't be able to sleep at night.
Speaker 7 (19:36):
Yeah, account management's the way to go if you want
to work on commission and you don't want to have
to sell. Like when I was selling cannabis for white
label extracts, I was selling hash oil basically not hash oil, beto,
all the different names for it, dabs. But that's something
that sells itself. I don't have to go in there
and spend a yarn about the product. I'm going to
(19:57):
bring you five grams of it, let you try it,
and all take your order when I come back next time,
because it sells itself. Like I'm here to make sure
that I can. If you need some T shirts or
some hats, or some stickers or some pins, I'm your guy,
and people call you generally happy. They don't call you
pissed off unless they're out of product. Then you can't
get them any which Hey sorry, but I'm not the
(20:19):
guy with my hands in there cooking it. So I
can only do so much. I think that you would
do that well in that Tanner, because that is making
a friend. If you make that personal friend, it's easy you.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Get him to mark up a Kia Soul eight grand.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
Now we're talking, baby.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
I couldn't do any of that.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
Yeah, that part is I want to do creative stuff.
I have no interest in doing anything that isn't creative.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
You know.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Yeah, I can't imagine like doing a job like that.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Well, that's why it's not for you.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Not everybody's the same, you know.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
I'm just bad it. There's people who are really good
at it. I'd be bad at it because I just
I have no interest, and so.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I'm bad at everything.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
I'm not good at a lot, so I'd probably file
myself in the same category.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Well there, it is all right. We will see you tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
If you are following the show, the live show, We're
still doing our weight loss challenge.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Today's day two if you're listening to this.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
On July eighth, twenty twenty five, Day two of the
six week weight loss challenge between Beef Water and myself.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
No one's quit yet. He's quite yet doing well.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
I am craving carbs, but you know it's only day two.
They are going to keep it.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Together, doing great.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
But if I win, beef Water has to show us
those toes, those gross toes, final them to If he wins, yes,
I have to let a transla crawl across across my
body and Marcus, you know how cave, you know how
I don't like spiders. I got pretty badter at in phobia.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
Dude, you got the shit end of that stick. He's
got to show a toe.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
So ill these You haven't seen these toes I have,
and if they look the way they did months the
last time we saw them, they are an embarrassment.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Yeah, beef Water has been fighting us for months. We've
been wanting to see him, but he is embarrassed. And
it sounds like they have a pretty bad fungus on
all the toes.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
They look wood and wood and kind of blown out.
Speaker 8 (22:05):
And like with your tarantula, once it walks on you
for thirty seconds, you're done with it. But he's gonna
be reliving the nightmare like for years.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
To because when you put the pictures up on the internet.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Yeah, I understand that, but it's still not I think
it's it's not. It's not the same the translors.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
You have the phobia, so for you, of course it's
gonna be worse.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Teeth on one of those things.
Speaker 7 (22:29):
Like my best friend growing up at a tarantula, and
that son of a bitch used to put it on
my shoulder or whatever when I wasn't looking, and I
can't tell you how many times almost killed it because
of how scared I was. But the damn teeth like
he used to be able to even take like a
pencil and put it underneath of its fangs and show
its fangs.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
How big they were.
Speaker 7 (22:47):
Dude, thirty seconds is way more than long enough for
that spider to bite you down.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yeah, tarantulas have teeth like Gary Busey.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
Taranlas can't kill you though, from what I understand, no
transla bites can't.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Can just give you love nibbles.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
He likes a good nibble when he knows it's coming, you.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Know's put that translor right up on my ear, Just
give me a little.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
So anyway, if you want to join the weight loss competition,
a lot of listeners are doing it.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Marcus, you's probably get a looking at you. Marcus, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (23:16):
Oh, I forgot to tell you when Drew said nobody
quit yet, that was incorrect because I quit.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Okay, fair enough.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Have you ever died in and you've died it before?
Speaker 6 (23:25):
I dieted?
Speaker 7 (23:26):
Yeah, man, I had to so my my sophomore year
in wrestling, I had to lose seventeen pounds in two weeks.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
I got that shit.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Man. I can do it like yeah, yeah, wrestlers, they
don't do it the same way.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Beef Waters never died it in his life, so this
is all new for him, and yeah, I think he's
going to do it. He does seem like he's got
a lot of momentum right now. So you know, we'll
see who wins in just six weeks. But that's what's
going on.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Ah, that's right, Yeah, buddy, that's right. Anything else, you guys, No.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
It's about it. Don't be eating any chips save the Oreos.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
Friday donut sounds like a good thing right now. I'm
going to get a donut.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Dicks all right, we'll see.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Them are by Trash to show terminating.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one O five, nine the brew dot Com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
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