TD&L Donkey Show Podcast for Tuesday - Local News Life Support

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Let me know when you're ready.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show, Donkey Show.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
What is happening y'all?

Speaker 5 (00:17):
Yeah, what's going on? It's Tanner, Jo and Laura's Donkey
Show podcast. Oh, heard online at one of five nine
at dot com, our iHeartRadio app or wherever you listen
to podcasts. I'm Tanner, Drew's here, Laura's here, ma busterous,
Marcus is here.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, howdy.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
There's just a bunch of little news stories, little news
nuggets that we didn't get to today. So many little
things going on that or our entire four hour show.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
There just wasn't enough time, okay, little nugs.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
Also, we get distracted and start talking about Jesus songs
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
That's true. Colby the Supercomputer.

Speaker 6 (00:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
On the like around nine thirty this morning on the air,
we were talking about church fails, Like I follow this
account on Instagram called Sunday Morning Church Fails. Yeah, and
it just shows a bunch of people failing miserably. Like
if you missed it, here's here's one that I played
on the air, cling.

Speaker 7 (01:05):
To Jesus, his death, his erection, his resurrection.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
He is, Oh, that stuff just makes me laugh.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
He is the reaction, and so we got a text
message or sorry, it was a talkback message from somebody
after the program. He heard that segment, and I don't
think he liked it. You guys, uh oh, got a complaint?

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah, hold on on me.

Speaker 8 (01:27):
I really hope you guys are all done with the
Jesus nonsense, like I will not listen to that. If
you guys are going to be playing that kind of stuff,
I just I will tune it out and turn it off.
That's not entertaining and not what I want to hear
from my morning show. So please don't do that anymore. Thanks.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
We weren't saying go to church and repent.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I don't get it.

Speaker 9 (01:45):
Is he offended that we were like making fun of it,
poking fun of church fails.

Speaker 10 (01:49):
I can't tell which way either. He's going on all
that well whatever is?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
He triggered by Larry from youth group.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
It was thetail song A dated to him, that vegtail song.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
I was the final strong he.

Speaker 9 (02:03):
Was.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
I never heard that song really, yeah, and I watched
she tells us a kid.

Speaker 9 (02:08):
It was something that we sang like on the bus
on the way like from church events and things.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
Yeah, I just remember, Oh God, it is an awesome
God is awesome.

Speaker 10 (02:24):
Do you think that one hundred years from now they're
gonna look at us and like singing that stuff on
a bus and think we were weird?

Speaker 7 (02:30):
Maybe?

Speaker 6 (02:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
I mean, I don't mean I already it was.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
These songs are pretty old, so they're yeah, they'll probably
still do it. It's in some like rural areas.

Speaker 10 (02:38):
Because church is like they kind of lock in time. Yeah,
they're like, well we're still doing that.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
True, right, And the song I just sang is thirteen
thousand years old.

Speaker 7 (02:45):
Yeah, if you knew that.

Speaker 10 (02:46):
But they'll put a little beat behind it.

Speaker 9 (02:50):
There's an awesome waits Yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
And here's the rapper from DC talk to lay down
some bars?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Good God? Was his husband hold bars? Hey? Court?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Gorgeous, we're just singing some D talk.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
He was gonna a commandment or two. But you came
in messed to my flow.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
What's going on with you today? Courts?

Speaker 9 (03:17):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (03:18):
Just a just a did.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
You hear Casey's flight was canceled last night?

Speaker 7 (03:23):
Yeah? Yeah, I guess the smoke coming from the engine
or something like that.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
No, he didn't tell us anything. Yeah, he didn't tell
us anything like that.

Speaker 7 (03:29):
Yeah, that's what That's what they texted this morning.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Because I love it.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
I was just like, yeah, thanks a lot, Alaska. If
there's smoke coming from the engine the fly out on
that their.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Job to take you off of it.

Speaker 9 (03:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
I would prefer to be told as smoke.

Speaker 7 (03:44):
This came from well this, this came from Tim, who
was a pd of on that flight. Yeah, the same
they were on the same flight, apologizes for the text
Casey and I had to d plane at l a
X for smoke from the right engine.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
So did they go to a hotel or did they
think they.

Speaker 7 (03:59):
Were the airport the all night Yeah? I think so
there waiting for another flight, dude.

Speaker 10 (04:04):
Yeah, I bet he had some nice walk cooked noodles
or something though, because maybe it's food court and all night.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
What else he gonna do?

Speaker 7 (04:10):
Yeah, that's that's all there is to do down there. Yeah.
So I think they finally got on a plane. Tim
texted me like an hour ago saying that they were
about to get on.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
So I think he sent us to Casey just he
said he was leaving at seven out of that not happened.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
But I think I got a I got it.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
We all Oh, sorry, we got a text from it
was me and Sherry got a text.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Sorry.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
Sureley got a text from him this morning and says,
I'm just landing after an all night travel fiasco. Uh
currently moving, no needles, but I'll be back at it
this afternoon. Oh he must be talking about his white
loss because she asked us how our weight loss challenge
is wo So you know he did a lot of
walking in Disneyland, I'm sure. But he did say that
he was going to He said, I have enough room

(04:50):
to like cheat a little bit, like a yea half
a turo or whatever.

Speaker 9 (04:53):
He also said he was going to bring me back
at Truro, so I hope he uh ate that overnight again.

Speaker 10 (04:59):
And it's dinner and breakfast at the airport as well,
which is a tough thing to find.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
I'm sure we found approved meal well.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Also, I mean, do you even want to eat that?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
I would have.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
I would imagine that.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
The churros there are a lot like Little Caesars pizzas
you got about a fifteen No, no, no, totally.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
They are really.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Good, especially when they're hot. You know, I guess it's.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Your microwave for the you know, the air.

Speaker 10 (05:22):
I saw one of the radio people from another station
with the giant churo. That's a lightsaber like the the
handle of Star Wars lightsaber, and that the churro is
the actual womb.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
That's awesome. I didn't they didn't have that when I
was there.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, and then you just eat you just take that
thing right to them.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
I'm gonna double fist lightsaber churros.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Trout.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (05:49):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
We we would ride ski poles with a couple of those.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
You know, what's going on with you?

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Marcus?

Speaker 4 (05:55):
How are you today? On a Tuesday, good Man.

Speaker 11 (05:59):
Went went home for the weekend, did a little rodeo,
little time on the lake, a little golf with the nephews.

Speaker 6 (06:05):
So it's one of those rare weeks.

Speaker 11 (06:07):
Well, I've got a lot in front of me, and
I'm really dreading it. I felt like super energized on
Monday and was ready for it and just kind of
hit it right in the face. So I like it
when a week starts off like that. You know, the
band's got its first show this Saturday. We got two
practices this week, so I've got like a sixty hour
week in front of me, for sure, and I'm excited
about it, which just feels so fucking old of me.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Yeah, because like a lot of times, when I wake
up on a Monday and I realized I got one
of those busy weeks, I panic, I get anxiety.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
I don't like it. I have to put the blinders
on and be like, Okay, I got one.

Speaker 10 (06:40):
I'm gonna just focus on making it to my car.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
To step at a time.

Speaker 11 (06:47):
Dude, I never knew that making a list would help
me so much. Like if I have a list to
look at it make it.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
It calms that.

Speaker 11 (06:53):
Anxiety because I'm not worried that I'm gonna forget anything.
I just have to go one item at a time.
And I've literally it started at work, but it's kind
of permeated every.

Speaker 6 (07:03):
Facet of my life.

Speaker 11 (07:04):
Like before we go camping or anything like that, there's
a checklist sitting on the counter and Ashley and I
are both to work off of it or else I'm
gonna be a problem.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
I'm that way too.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
I love to make lists.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
I started doing that in my in my mid thirties,
and I mean I always did list at work, but
it was the same thing Marcus, Like I just I stopped.
I start forgetting simple things like making it just a
quick call. And so if I make a list, I
can calm down. I found that organization and lists give
me peace for sure.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Absolutely.

Speaker 11 (07:34):
Yeah, So things are things are good over here. Just
gonna you know, buckle down and focus.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
Man.

Speaker 6 (07:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (07:40):
I'm probably not gonna have any fun stories for you
over the next week, but I'll be here.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
That's fine. That's all.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
That's all we need. All right, Well, there are some
stuff that we didn't get to talk about on the
show today, like, uh, let's see which one do we
want to go with? A French Town implements a fine
for topless in that's pretty interesting.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Is so dumb?

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Why?

Speaker 4 (08:05):
You know? I kind of like it?

Speaker 6 (08:06):
You know it.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
It's sure for you in your yard, it's fine. But
like if I'm at a like you know, I ride
my bike with my shirt off all the time, a
bunch of dudes running out their shirts off.

Speaker 7 (08:13):
I don't need that. It probably goes to like the
whole like women being topless thing, like that they figured
the other way around, Like rather than saying women can
be topless now too, they just say take it away
from Yeah, no, guys, get.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
But I thought like France was pretty loose with that
type of stuff. I'm surprised they're doing this.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
But this, and it's not illegal to be topless as
a woman here right.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
True, the resort town on France's Atlantic coast is cracking
down on in decent behavior by introducing one hundred and
seventy dollars fine for topless men walking around the town.
So I suppose if you're in an area where you
shouldn't be topless, you know, like you're walking through the
plaza of a.

Speaker 9 (08:47):
Yeah, I mean if you're like riding your bike or
jogging or something, that's one thing. But just like cruising
through the city center without a shirt on, it's like.

Speaker 7 (08:55):
Your gut hangout.

Speaker 11 (08:58):
The mayor, Yeah, I wonder how wealth a law is worded,
because like I could see some some people that like
to be defiant, Daffy Duck in it here and a
little bit of Donald Duck in it. It'll about the
bottoms being covered. You might have just bought yourself another problem.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
The mayor expressed concerns about residents discomfort with scantily clad
visitors and emphasized the importance of public hygiene and markets
and shops. Yeah, that's where I don't want a naked dude.
If I'm like, you know, if I'm picking up the
fruit and trying to see which one I want, I
don't want some shirtless guy running around snow service.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
That's the rule here. But I feel like that's fair.

Speaker 7 (09:34):
Some sweaty gut dragging across the beaches.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, you don't need to be around food with your
clothes off.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
The mayor announce that the police would enforce fines for
those walking quote naked or in a swimsuit as part
of the two hundred years of elegance in this little town.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Two hundred years of elegance situation.

Speaker 9 (09:51):
It must be maybe like a beach town or something,
walking around with a swim It's one of those.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
Towns too, that that gets really busy during the summer
and then it kind of dies down the rest of
the year.

Speaker 10 (10:00):
Imagine that, though you're in Miami, so I'm going to
put it in an American city for you, and you're like,
all right, I'm gonna go run over and get us
some drinks, and in my swim trunks, I throw on
some flops that you guys love and I walk across
the street with my shirt off and catch a ticket.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure that's ridictous.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
I think you get.

Speaker 9 (10:19):
A ticket if you are wearing a certain amount of
clothing in Miami, because I feel like any time I've
been there, everyone's just like.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
The beach bros Are gone. So there it is is fine.
One hundred and seventy five bucks to the town is
less Sables Dolana.

Speaker 10 (10:36):
It's a good I don't that's a good town to
have some moves though, because nobody's gonna be showing you up.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
Keep it under wraps, Sables Dolana, something like that. Anyway,
it sounds like it's probably pretty beautiful, but like just
too fancy.

Speaker 10 (10:54):
Too and all those places are so classic and beautiful.
It's is two hundred years of elegance.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Is taking myself can spoil it for everyone?

Speaker 5 (11:01):
Is that on assign when you come into the city.

Speaker 11 (11:04):
Probably it sounds to me like this is a resort
town that's filled up with old retired peat and they're grumpy. Yeah,
And swimsuits just keep getting smaller and smaller. I mean
even the dudes are just the chubbies that everybody's wearing now.
It's like, I never knew I was going to see
so much dude thigh at the pool in Vegas, but
there's a lot of it around in nothing but dental

(11:28):
floss these days. Sounds like an old person compared complaining
about this.

Speaker 10 (11:32):
You know, So I wear the chubs that he's talking about,
and their motto is skies out, thighs out.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Nice.

Speaker 9 (11:39):
But I mean, if you think about European towns too,
I'm sure they're rocking speed out.

Speaker 10 (11:43):
They make your chubbies look like a pair of Jenkos.
They are high and tight over there. My mom brought me,
not Speedo's, but she just came back from Italy and
the only thing she brought me was a pair of
swim trunks and I'm like, okay, that's my size.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
I put them on and they.

Speaker 6 (11:59):
Were on it.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Dude, they're all cheap. Yeah, that's a little bit of
thigh up on it. So yeah, I gotta be careful
if to go to that town.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
Also, before we move on court, what did you think
of our interview with a legendary news anchor, Geff Gianola
from Grid six.

Speaker 7 (12:15):
That's great, I mean he's only you're a lesbian.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Well maybe it's a legend.

Speaker 7 (12:21):
Yeah, I mean it's he is a legend. He was incredible.
I mean, very sweet guy, nice guy that we.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Get a chance to talk to him on the way out.

Speaker 7 (12:29):
No, no, no, I've never talked to the man before
in my life.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
I felt like, and tell me if I'm wrong. I
felt like he was genuine.

Speaker 10 (12:36):
He was a real person, and a lot of times
on the news you get painted as a robot and
I didn't get that feeling well.

Speaker 9 (12:44):
And as he was leaving, Susan, our promotions director, was
kind of like guiding him out and she's like, oh, yeah,
how was that And he's like, oh yeah, that was
really fun. So I think he did enjoy himself.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
And he said he wanted to come back, and dude,
I want to have Geff Gan all on. So like,
when he leaves TV, the only way you're going to
be able to hear him.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Get him on our show.

Speaker 6 (13:01):
Yeah, that's the plan.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
I'm gonna try to make that happened.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
It was a lot of fun talking to Jeff. You know,
you can hear the if you miss the interview. We
fixed it today because there's some issue with the podcast.
There's computers are glitching out here. I don't know what
the hell is going on, but it's all up there.
It's fixed now and you can check it out yet.
Nice and we'll have clips throughout the day. But uh,
there's something I wanted to say about it.

Speaker 6 (13:22):
Oh uh.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
You know, it was funny because he was like I was.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
We started the interview off talking about his Emmys and
I was like, well, how many Emmys do you have?

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Because he has a lot, and he said he doesn't
know the exact number.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
I call bullshit and I said, I think it's eight
because yeah, he uh, he did a whole video on
Instagram or YouTube of him I got.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
This to me for this story. That story, you know'll
be humble his couch.

Speaker 7 (13:47):
He knows exactly where they are.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
But they had they had him like the video was
probably on four five minutes long, and they had him
put all of his Emmys on a cart, roll it
out to the studio set and they just you could
see the cameras behind the scenes and everything.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
He's like, I got to send me for this story.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
I got to send me for these And there were
some great stories, man, Like it's not like cheesy stories,
like real in depth stories that mattered.

Speaker 10 (14:08):
I thought that was cool that he hopped on a
bus and traveled across the United States basically reporting.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
The whole way about what all that was and meeting real.

Speaker 10 (14:18):
Life people and just putting yourself in it, whereas and
you could easily be like, that's too risk here, that's
too close to the people, or you know, yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
It shows that you are a journalist.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
Yeah, seeing him, just seeing Jeffy you OLLI stop at
a come and go.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Yeah, yes, get a slim gen.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
Back in the day, they used to do a lot
of that kind of stuff. Paul Linman, who used to
work here, he used to tell me stories about like
they would just yeah, they would just show up at
a place with cameras, roll out and just start filming,
you know, whatever it is, whatever story they were after.
I mean, there was no you know, they didn't have
the stringent you know, guidelines or whatever they have. Now,
it's true, we have a budget, we're gonna go out

(14:55):
to this place. We're gonna get our cameras out and
just start shooting and see what happens.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
I thought the scariest thing that we talked about stay
with Jeff Gianola, Laura, maybe you agrees when he started
talking about local news dying and how they're only in
the future probably probably not that far from now. It's
only going to be like one or two channels that
are actually giving you the news.

Speaker 9 (15:12):
Well, even when he was talking about like the camera
operators and how it's all automated instead, I didn't realize that,
like I thought there were still people standing behind.

Speaker 6 (15:19):
I knew there.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
No, I knew that there were I knew that cameras
are automated, but I thought there were at least more
people in the control rooms, not just one just one
person who does it all hits a button and everything's automated,
the cameras, all the the graphics at the bottom of
the screen.

Speaker 7 (15:33):
It's been like that for a bit because we I
did an interview once with on Channel eight when they
had they have the separate studio down at Pineer Courdouse
Score that used to it was like it's kind of
in the ground, like when you're going to go to
Piner Cudouf Square, there's like this little spot that, yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Is it still there?

Speaker 7 (15:47):
No, I think I think they give it up. Okay,
But that used to be like there were a remote
studio and showed up there and it was just Stephanie
Strickland by herself, like, so, where's the rest of the team.
She's like, Oh, they're back a kid, just one I
had back at KGW. Did you do the whole thing
remotely from that? So all these cameras start moving around
on their own and spinning and turn.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
When I when we were in Eugene doing the Donkey Show,
I went and visited my friend who, uh it was
the bord op version of television.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
It was I can't remember the TV network down there.
It was like Channel nine or something, yeah, but it was.
It was kzy I. So we go onto kzy I.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
Studio and it's it's you know, they have a room
pretty much like a control room that runs the broadcasts
and everything, and they have a video version of next
Gen Oh yeah, which I didn't know existed until I
walked in there. So next Gen is the machine that
operates our stations, and you know, all the all the
commercials are in there, all the music's in there.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
All the little beeps and bob yeah, like you're listening
to the brew.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
It all comes out of this computer that is you know,
automated or I can put it in live assist like
what we do during our show, but it's runs automated
all the other you know, all the times of the day.
And I didn't realize they had a video version.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
So you could see. Yeah, you can see the TV
show that it was running. It it looked just like
our logs, but for TV.

Speaker 7 (17:00):
Yeah, makes sense.

Speaker 10 (17:01):
It's the whole thing is a bummer though. I think
we could all admit that we would rather the hustle
and bustle. And he even said, he's like, you guys know,
because it's the same thing in radio as it is
in television that everywhere we've ever gone.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
You just it's the forever shrinking bees.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Yeah, Marcus knows. Ask Jim he's doing He's doing this
podcast for free, you guys.

Speaker 11 (17:23):
Well, and I mean think about the capability too. I
was just thinking about it, Tanner, like when you were
messing around with video game streaming. We have this this
program that's free called OBS, and we barely scratch the
surface of what this program is able to do. Just
by streaming to you know, Twitch or something like that,
you can set up an entire studio and automate the

(17:44):
whole thing.

Speaker 6 (17:45):
I mean, we were doing something. I'm just pressing my.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Just automated.

Speaker 6 (17:50):
Dude. There's a program called v mix.

Speaker 11 (17:52):
It costs you fifty bucks a month and it is
in entire television production studio software.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
If I had this stuff when I was in high school,
I wouldn't be here right now. I'll tell you that
we'd be making movies while from Tennessee. This guy I
work with, he's been in TV for about thirty years.
He set up an entire studio switching cameras, switching mics,
switching feeds. We can take live calls and he's doing
it all from a keyboard and a stream deck.

Speaker 6 (18:17):
Wow. And it's all just hot keys. Dude. It's wild
how capable it is.

Speaker 11 (18:21):
And that in ten years ago, fifteen years ago, his
capability was like three or four people's jobs.

Speaker 6 (18:27):
Yep, that's enough. How it's eliminating people from the market court.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
How do they wire Travis Demerz up when he's like
doing a remote game, an away game.

Speaker 9 (18:37):
It is a.

Speaker 7 (18:39):
It's yeah, it's an IDN line. It's directly, you know,
a direct connection from wherever they are to the studio.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
To guarantee that they don't have to patch in like
we do at a Bacon and Beer.

Speaker 7 (18:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, they needed to have a hard connection,
so it just dedicated dedicated to him only so he
doesn't have any little blips or whatever.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Imagine the Blazers, they're like, Trav, we couldn't hear you
for the whole third quarter.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Did you turn around a corner.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
Or what you had your mixed minus on? And we're
hearing it twice.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
That was a disaster.

Speaker 7 (19:09):
I mean for something like that. They do have a team.
It's not a very big team, but they have a
team of people that are helping out for that very
too much on the line.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
Back in the day when we used to have a
live body in here in every studio court you remember,
there used to be a live body every hour of
the day in the studio and there was about six,
maybe seven or eight engineers working at a time, and
you could go down the hall any given time of
the day and get an engineer to help you right
then and right there.

Speaker 7 (19:32):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
And it's not like that.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
We have one engineer who's here a couple of days
a week and all the other times you have to
scan this QR code and then have the help desk
help us, which I think is in Ohio or something
and they just patch into everything.

Speaker 10 (19:42):
When they set up my password here, there were four
engineers sitting in the room and that was ten years ago.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah, I missed those days.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
But this is where we are, you know.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
So yeah, Lars Larsen did did say sorry, not Lars Larson,
I'd like to talk to you about too some but yeah, know,
Jeff it did say that the local news is dying
and scary because that's where national news gets their information.

Speaker 10 (20:04):
And he didn't because when we asked him the question,
We're like, are you the last of the great newsmen?

Speaker 1 (20:09):
And it's hard for him to answer that question. But
there's just no way, and we know how this business is.

Speaker 10 (20:14):
There's no way they're going to they're going to get
another round of that big contract. Dude, They're just going
to have who's willing to do it for peanuts sacrifice
quality because if you go to any of the stations
and it's no knock on any individual, the quality of
broadcast has deteriorated seventy percent.

Speaker 9 (20:32):
I feel like it's the the jobs that they're and
I think Jeff talked about this yesterday. The people that
are getting these jobs now are straight out of college
or you know, early twenties.

Speaker 6 (20:44):
Whatever.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Their people who are willing to take ship paychecks.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Oh, I hope.

Speaker 9 (20:48):
But when I was starting out, it was I would
have to go to a super small market, you know,
like when I got my first job in radio, I
was in market like one ninety two or something. And now,
you know, you get out of college and you're like,
all right, yeah, sure, I'll just jump straight to the
top fifty because that's that's the times that are available.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
They don't train the new kids, and then everyone's green.
But that's I did the exact same thing Laura did.
I moved to Eugene from Portland to do my own show,
and that's where I met Drew. And you know, it's
like that doesn't happen anymore. It's like the stepping stones
don't exist. It's like, yeah, you're green, and then you
get dumped on the air in Dallas test.

Speaker 9 (21:24):
I know, I was going to say, you don't need
a stepping stone when you go straight to the market too.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
It's crazy.

Speaker 10 (21:29):
I went to school with a guy who same age,
same class, same school. Obviously he also went to UFO,
and after college he ended up becoming the weather man
in the morning on one of those I think the
NBC station down in Eugene, and he was there for
years and he had the weather dog, and I was like, dude,

(21:50):
this guy's like making it and he's like about to
go do all these other things.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
And one day you just put in his notice. He
said goodbye to the news team. He showed up the
dog one last time, and I remember I message him.
I was like, Brent, what's going on, dude? But they
force you out?

Speaker 1 (22:03):
What happened?

Speaker 10 (22:04):
He's like, and he wrote me and he goes, I
just don't think people understand what is actually happens in
these places, and it'll never be like it used to be.
And I'm leaving now. And this was in twenty twelve
or thirteen. Yeah, so like that, you could see the
writing on the wall that you were not going to
feed your family and have kids and send them to

(22:24):
college here. And so it's like okay, and I fell pivot.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
You know, we had friends in Eugene that were reporters,
and you know, they like down there, they'd have to
be their own cameraman. So the reporter shows up with
the camera tripod and lights and they set it all
up themselves. They hit record, then they go step in
front of the camera and do the report. I just
got to be exhausting that happened.

Speaker 10 (22:42):
And those reporters, even way back then, when they were
twenty two, I'm telling you, they are better than what
we have here right now on the street. I'm not
talking about Jeff I'm not talking about Steve Dunn or
any of the like the classics when they cut to
the street and someone's like eating off their phone and
they've got like an old school you know, iPhone connected

(23:04):
and everybody's upside down.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
Nobody looks like they're supposed to be on the news,
maybe even wrinkley shirts, like it's all of it. Like
that Andy guy from Fox what's his name? And Andy
Carson like he's he's really good. Yeah, And he's good
because he's been on TV every day for a thousand years, right,
he had he's had the opportunity to get good, to
make mistakes, to figure out what works and what doesn't work.
You just don't get that anymore these days. I see

(23:26):
people get these jobs that they absolutely are not qualified
for and they end up sucking it up.

Speaker 9 (23:31):
And for me, it's like yeah, and for me, it's like, man,
I would rather you know, figure that out in front
of a small audience. Like the idea of going to
a larger market is really exciting. But I'm glad that
I was able to do it in a smaller market first,
so the whole world didn't have to watch my growing pains.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
And you know, Sophie Soil fil Winter, she was awesome though,
that Sophia Winters.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
That's what I hear.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
It's been in the hot wax because even Andy to
wax baby, even.

Speaker 10 (23:58):
Andy Carson has to grind and because he's like, you know,
I do these charity events.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
He is the highest rated charity guy.

Speaker 10 (24:05):
Like if you pay top dollar if you want him
to host, but he only does that because he works
at the news.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
Think about how much money the news you staff. Remember
when K two ever had to do that? Remember when
K two had two helicopters.

Speaker 7 (24:17):
Oh yeah, on jet Ranger one and jet Ranger two.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
Yeah, and they looked bad. It looked like Airwolf. It
looked bad ass, he'd be. You could go to their station.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
I went there for a town hall or something once,
and that's two of them are just sitting on the roof.
They just looked bad ass.

Speaker 7 (24:31):
Oh yeah, well that really passed off the people in
the neighborhood around K two because they would land those
things on top of the roof and it's an actual neighborhood,
so it's very loud landing those things up there.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
So so they get rid of that.

Speaker 7 (24:42):
They complained pretty loudly, and eventually they had to land
them somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Why not put them somewhere else, right, I mean you
could because they're bad ass.

Speaker 5 (24:50):
It looked sweet because their whole operation was in one
little it was in one section, you know, it was
just one building.

Speaker 7 (24:56):
Well, every and everybody had to have a helicopter after that,
and then nobody had a helicopter. I think there was
one one helicopter group that kind of covered all of
the stations in the area.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
They give him the idea of greatness is still up
in the sky.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
No, because back in the day, I remember him in
a helicopter.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
Tony Martinez, he's yeah, he's in studio and I still
call him Officer Tony.

Speaker 7 (25:14):
Yeah, right, but yeah, and now they didn't even need
a helicopter. If you want an air shot, you just
get a drone. Get one of those old send it
up there. It's cheaper.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
Those drones are changing everything, man, They're changing warfare. I
saw something the other day about how the drones can
stop school shootings and all sorts of stuff, and who
needs a helicopter when they're like, now, let's cut to Eric.
He's in the traffic subaru. It's like he's stopped on
I two seventeen South.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
What do you got, Eric? That's honestly what they do
every morning.

Speaker 9 (25:43):
Sure.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
One thing I'm irritated with is that drones are taking
away fireworks shows because I still.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
Like the big boom boom me too.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
I like to go boom.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
I like it when they mix the two.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
I think really fun, but is no good.

Speaker 7 (25:56):
They should try and shoot the drones out of the
sky with the fireworks. That would be fun.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
Yeah, whatever off of the drug, whatever drone you get to,
whatever drone you catch, you get to keep take all.

Speaker 9 (26:08):
Right.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
So there's some other things we didn't talk about today.
Apparently mermaid Sorry, mermaiding is a thing that exactly what
it sounds.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
It's like, that's your hobby when you do a fin.

Speaker 9 (26:19):
I do know that there are you can like spend
thousands of dollars getting Yeah, these spends a mermaid fin
made so that you can go and like let's play
or whatever.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
Ismaid Mermaid is exactly what it sounds like. It's where
people wear mermaid fins and tails to swim. It's becoming
a pretty popular worldwide. Apparently the activity has led to
Mermaid swim schools, groups and conventions here in the United States, Canada, Australia, Philippines,
and China. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (26:44):
I love those videos. I think they're hilarious when they
start to drowned because they.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Don't know how to swim.

Speaker 6 (26:49):
They're so heavy.

Speaker 7 (26:50):
They're trying to whip those things off as fast as possibles.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Right, it's turning into a big business.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
Companies are now are now selling mono fins and fabric
Mermaid tales to both kids and adult It's making it
easier for anyone to try mermaiding.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
I'm going to pass.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, I think you're good for now.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Like the way that sounds, it's like that.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Whole Mermaid thing. It blocks all the good parts.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
Yeah, I can't get there. I can't get beef water
out of my head. Yeah, it was in that Mermaid
suit and that's unfortunately he had to.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Be carried everywhere, like you get around.

Speaker 10 (27:20):
I just see those ingrown hairs in that bad wig
and it's like impotent. Yeah, and those that coconut bra
Oh yeah, I'll never do it again.

Speaker 7 (27:28):
That was That was the birth of a kink for
a whole bunch of people right there.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
It's like, why am I oddly turned on by this?

Speaker 5 (27:34):
If you haven't seen that photo, it's on our Instagram
at one of five nine the Brew or at Tanner
Jewe Laura if you want to see beef water in
his Mermaid costa a real beauty. Let's see what else
did we not talk about today? Avatar trailer came out.
I don't know if you saw a Fantastic four over
the weekend court place out last night?

Speaker 6 (27:51):
Oh you did?

Speaker 5 (27:51):
The movie was good, right, yeah, I really liked it,
But I just don't care about Avatar.

Speaker 9 (27:57):
No.

Speaker 7 (27:57):
And and the first half of the Avatar movie. I
was trying figure if that was just old footage or
it was new to this movie. And I think it's
new to this movie. But that shows you how much it.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Looks the exact same.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Another one.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
We don't if the technology was supposed to get better
for each one, but it looks the exact same.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
I just I didn't care about it. Listen, it looks cool.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
James Jane Cameron is an awesome director, But I just
don't care about Fern Goalie.

Speaker 7 (28:20):
It's that the story is the same every time too,
like you know, you know, these people just want to
live in peace and then the bad guys show up
and they have to fight the bad guy, and.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
The actors like, don't do it for me, like that
was supposed to be Matt Damon.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Maybe I'd watch it for Matt Damon maybe maybe.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Gotten ten percent. Wasn't it like billions? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Right, it was a billion there.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
I think it was a billion.

Speaker 7 (28:39):
Sure by the time, by the time it was all over,
he'd be a billionaire. But yeah, I don't care either.

Speaker 6 (28:44):
It's I didn't.

Speaker 7 (28:44):
I always forget that they even exist, Like after I
watched the most recent one that you know, Avatar two,
Like the second it was over, like I forgot it exists.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
Yeah, and you never go back and watch I've seen
both of them once, maybe the first one twice, but
for the most part, that's it.

Speaker 10 (28:58):
Right.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
Matt Damon, by the way, if he stuck around, would
have made ten percent of the film's profits would have
been about two hundred and fifty million dollars so.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Far right, like because if he would probably be on
the points.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
I've heard that two hundred and fifty million dollars number
for a couple of years now, so maybe it's be
closer to three hundred million.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, I mean just every time one
comes out.

Speaker 7 (29:20):
Yeah, I even forget the name of the guy who
plays the main guy. Whatever that actor's name is.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
I'm sure Christiansensians that I know it because he was
a terminator and he was because he was like a
flash in the pan and for a while.

Speaker 7 (29:34):
I was in everything. But that's the thing, the reason
why he was in everything. He's he is so like forgettable.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
He's just like Sam Llington.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
Yeah right, yes, yeah, his.

Speaker 7 (29:42):
Name is well, but just be guy. Because there were
a lot of.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
Guys like that, a lot of actors, and they tried
to shove him down our throats and people just didn't
buy it.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
Like I feel bad for the dude.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
But the dude who was in uh John Carter and
he was all he also played Gambit, yeah in one
of the X Men movies.

Speaker 7 (29:58):
He was he was in uh Friday Night Lights. Uh.
I forget the guy's name, but yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
Kit he's not a bad actor, Like I don't mind
the guy, but he was in it was ship projects
that he was in or was it him, I don't
know because every movie was in bomb.

Speaker 7 (30:10):
He's good on his own, but yeah, I think his
agent needs to be fired because they kept saying yes
to all of this garbage.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
And they were like ruined his career.

Speaker 5 (30:17):
He's got a ton of forehead Asca Asca. What's his name,
Josh Arnett, right, that poor guy.

Speaker 7 (30:24):
Yeah, he.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Struggled Josh Hart. He's kind of making a research I said,
I said Artnett, didn't I he.

Speaker 9 (30:30):
Said, like mixed theo. Who's the Arnett guy? Arquette, No, no,
no Arnett, Will Arnett. Yeah, you kind of confined it
to I prefer Will Arnett Arquette Heartnet.

Speaker 6 (30:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (30:45):
Watch that video, the the the latest one on Netflix.
It's like it's called like trap or something like that
was stuck in a concert trash.

Speaker 6 (30:53):
Yeah, that's that's that's pretty disappointed.

Speaker 7 (30:55):
It's a it's a typical that that's also a m
night show. It's typical night Shyamalan movie where like the
first half you're like, oh, this is this is actually
pretty good, and then it falls upon it and like
the last twenty minutes, like this sucks so much.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
As soon as they were like, well, there's only one
entrance to get in and out, and that's for like
celebrities only in the back, Like, no, there's a murderer inside.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
I don't care if your Lady Gaga, you're not going
out the back, Gagar. Oh, Lady Gaga is coming. Let's
open the door for the murderer.

Speaker 9 (31:24):
Also, I also hated how I have only seen a
portion of it, but I didn't like how it was
just like shameless self promotion of her.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
His daughter's music career.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Yeah, his daughter is the superstar and really, yeah it's amazing. Yeah,
Rebecca Black on it.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
I've given up. I've given up on a night. Shyamalan movies,
Shamela I liked.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
I liked signs. The Village is okay. I liked village
and sixth Sense was great.

Speaker 7 (31:52):
Old is unwatchable. I made it, heard of it.

Speaker 6 (31:55):
It was pretty good, was great.

Speaker 7 (31:57):
But here on the beach, they're getting older. Uh, it don't.
It's like I thought it was okay and watched half
an hour and like, the sucks?

Speaker 9 (32:07):
What was it?

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Is it worse than the happening?

Speaker 9 (32:09):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (32:10):
Mark Wahlberg. There are trying to kill using ship. Maybe
Mark Wahlberg's worst performing It makes.

Speaker 10 (32:18):
It seem like he does not know how to act,
and then all of a sudden he's in like it
Departed and saves himself.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Dude, you have to watch it for us. Please watch it.
I want to see what you have to think of
the happening.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Okay, that's where the name of the fa Happening came from.

Speaker 7 (32:28):
Happening. Yeah, I'll watch I'll watch it half an hour
of that and probably turn it off.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
Yeah, that's fine, just get it. You just have to
get a vibe of Mark Wahlberg. It is atrocious, and
he's not a bad actor. He's not a great actor,
but you might.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Be bored enough that it turns into the fappening. It's
just takes place in your bathroom.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
I feel like there's certain actors like that who Mark
Wahlberg is one of those guys who wasn't a good
actor but ends up in really really good movies with
other good actors, and so he kind of it kind
of worked like The Departed the Fight.

Speaker 7 (32:52):
Right, that's it. You have put him in Boston and
get him in like a dramatic role. Surround him with
a bunch of really good actors. He's fine.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
He's some gang type ship.

Speaker 7 (33:01):
Yeah, if you get him on his own, he's not
good him.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
The Departed, you're not a fucking co op.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
He's alright in war, you know, like whenever you get
him Dusty and War, he's not too bad.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
What war movies he has?

Speaker 9 (33:13):
He been?

Speaker 4 (33:13):
He would be a sniper?

Speaker 11 (33:14):
Or is it?

Speaker 1 (33:15):
It's an American type bird? So is it Loan Survivors?
Loan Survivor.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Yeah, that's a true story where he's in Shooter. Is
the other one that he's.

Speaker 6 (33:26):
Military.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
He's pretty good in that one about the oil rig
that explodes. I really liked that movie.

Speaker 10 (33:30):
It's funny we mentioned Loan Survivor. That's Taylor kersh Is
also Kitsch is also the star of that.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
Yeah, certain actors, it's like they're not bad, but they
just kind of sometimes get shitty cards dealt to him,
and it's it's unfortunate, you know.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
That's why I miss Balki from Perfect Strangers, Same not one.
We're not live right now. I mean you could.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
Text line send us a dick, Send us a dick. Unfortunately,
you can't send pictures or Anji's it's.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
But I mean you could do like the yeah, and
then like like three.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
Build if you have any dedication, you could build a dog.
Send us a digit dog.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
This is a digit?

Speaker 4 (34:18):
What else talking about today?

Speaker 5 (34:19):
Three and four gen Z and millennials women embraced summer
personas Like recent I found that nearly three quarters of
gen Z and millennial women adopt a distinct summer persona
that shapes their choices this season. The poll of about
two thousand women uncovered four primary esthetic archetypes.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Uh, grandma core.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Twenty two percent, favorite, vintage inspired A coziness.

Speaker 6 (34:44):
Is what that is?

Speaker 10 (34:45):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Oh, it's like wearing the stuff that like a grandma.

Speaker 7 (34:47):
Would my kids do that. They're they're all into like sweaters.
They like the big grandma sweater. Oh yeah, all about it. Uh,
there's a go ahead.

Speaker 6 (34:55):
Oh sorry.

Speaker 11 (34:56):
I had this girl working for me when I was
managing a dispensary that literally dressed like it was Anne
of Green Gables every single day. She looked like she
just come in off the prairie and milk the cows
before and she.

Speaker 6 (35:06):
Was like younger she was.

Speaker 11 (35:08):
I don't know if she's gen Z but she was
definitely a generation behind me, and I finally asked her
one day, is like, where do you find this shit? Like,
are you going to an American doll store where they
still actually make styles? Because it was wild.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
Some people can pull off stuff like that, though, Like
Laura wears like old lady sweaters and it looks good.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
I just hear a cardigan sometimes, but I'm not like
Anne of Green Gables.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Staffs ain't not that bad.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Yeah, little Laura ingalls wilder exactly.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
There's also another thing that another persona that apparently gen
Z and millennial women are adopting. It's Coastal Cowgirl, which
is blending beachy and rustic vibes. Yeah, there's kind of
that's kind of the Morgan Wallen concert. Look, all these
chicks are in daisy dukes and a cowboy hat. I
like that, which I'll be there as we can check
and make sure everyone has their pants on. There's also

(35:56):
Pilate's Princess. It's focused on wellness and uh torn to
Moatto Girl, which is embracing a romantic Mediterranean aesthetic. Tomatos,
I like to say tomato, So don't don't correct this, dumb.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
It's all about them.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
Yeah, over ninety percent of women said their summer persona
reflects their true selves.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
What the fuck?

Speaker 4 (36:20):
So you're just a lot your online.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
I change in the summer. I'm a different person so
I can sleep with randoms. I feel better.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
It does sound like something party girl says.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
I'm under a persona in the fall, all go back
to monogamy?

Speaker 6 (36:35):
Is that what that is? Loyal?

Speaker 9 (36:36):
I don't I don't know what the fuck that is. Yeah,
I mean I don't change. I mean everyone dresses differently
in the summertime because it's hot out.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
I'm not saying that you do, but like, is that
something that women would do?

Speaker 2 (36:47):
I have no idea.

Speaker 6 (36:48):
I don't know know.

Speaker 9 (36:48):
None of the women I hang out with are going
out of their way to like rebrand in the summertime.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Well, but I'm not saying that. It's just is it
an excuse to cover up their like scandalous behavior.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
No, I mean, because I mean, you know they're going
to be acting like that in the fall too.

Speaker 10 (37:03):
We're going to theorize that if you change your outfit,
you're ready to get SLUTTI yeah, that's.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Where we're at.

Speaker 11 (37:08):
Well, I mean, but also, this list look like is
it like frumpy, and then the monster holding his eyes
from all real monsters, like, what's the winter one?

Speaker 6 (37:17):
I really want to know?

Speaker 2 (37:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Backward sweatshirt, hide me.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Their guess is as good as mine.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
It doesn't say, but anyway, there it is.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Big sexy summer. Can't wait to see the new personas
all right, I guess that's it for us today, Court.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
What do you got going on?

Speaker 6 (37:35):
What they do?

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (37:37):
Why are you just?

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Why are you looking all grumpy?

Speaker 7 (37:39):
I'm not grumpy. There was a box down here. I
was looking at the box.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
What's in that box?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
It looks like a toy of yours?

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Yeah, it probably is.

Speaker 7 (37:46):
It appears to be a Harley Quinn box.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
I think that's a fat Thor gift.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
Oh yeah, fat Thor. I gotta take the home, all right,
Look at that at the he's gonna get upset.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Don't worry. It's only been down there in about six months.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Fast as that's well, it's got a sand hat on it.

Speaker 9 (38:04):
It might be so many other gifts that Tanner has
been getting given her down there. Because most of them
just stay in the studio.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
There are just a couple, like the Doctor Pepper's.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
Because the reason I left those is because I don't
normally drink cans, and I planned on getting them, but
then I got really used to them being being a
foot rest.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
And then they went old. You know, they spoiled whatever.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
And the same thing with the cores light.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Uh, it's gone bad.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
It was like I always had a I think cor
got me this. I was always planning to take this home,
but I just never l Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (38:34):
I got more, got more seven year old corps light
back in my office if you want some.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
So that's definitely bad.

Speaker 5 (38:40):
You can't drink that's your Core's light's been down there
for yeah, you probably, I mean desperate times. But yeah, right,
that's what I always wondered unlost. You know they found that,
like they've found like that abandoned mini bus and had
a bunch of beer in it from the darm initiative
that was probably thirty years old. You drink it on
that island, Yeah, I would have taken heroin. I thought

(39:01):
it would have killed you, though I know it doesn't
taste it.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
Well, you're at least getting some mud butt.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Buzz first on that island. Me and Kate, I think
that you.

Speaker 6 (39:14):
Might actually be okay, tan or are they? Is it
cans of beer bottles? Is my first questions.

Speaker 11 (39:19):
It can well, no, the ones that you have, they're cans,
so there's no light getting to them, and they're sealed.

Speaker 6 (39:26):
Those should be just fine.

Speaker 11 (39:27):
I mean they're expired, yes, But dude, we bought some
beer that was so far past this expiration date in
college from the beer docks, like they'd sell it for
three bucks a case just to get rid of it.
And we would go down there and you know, fill
up an entire truck for like eighty bucks. And I
won't admit the date on some of the beers.

Speaker 6 (39:45):
That I drank in college. It was bad.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
I mean, it gets pretty hot in here, though. I'm
worried that see.

Speaker 10 (39:50):
I felt like because I shopped at the same beer
docks for the frat house, and that expired beer sometimes
was so flip and bad. When we got right on
the edge of that Black English, we got some expired
Old English down there, and I nearly forget.

Speaker 9 (40:04):
It doesn't matter if oie is expired or not. It's
all disgusting.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
You're the one who makes a brass monkey with like
a whatever.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
This is like a pub beer, not liquor Monkey.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Old English is like disgusting, It's like wolf piss. I
was so, I honestly was.

Speaker 10 (40:19):
We had sent some guys down there and I was
so mad when they got back with a truck full
of Old English.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Yeah, the girls are gonna love this tonight. But we
got it for eight bucks. Yeah, they love Molt liquor.

Speaker 6 (40:31):
Well, you have to drink.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
You only have to drink half, and you're drunk off
your ass, So that's true, Drew.

Speaker 11 (40:37):
What we would find out at the beer docs are
styles of beer we didn't know they still made. Like
we came home with like fifteen cases of Keystone ice.
Once it's in a black and silver can. I did
not know it existed. Milwaukee's best original, you know, everybody
knows Milwaukee's best light, but there's a red can that's
just a heavy version of that that I don't know
where they put it, Like, I've never seen this ship

(40:58):
in the stores, but you can buy it for three
bucks a case if it's expired.

Speaker 6 (41:01):
So sold.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Yeah, so in a pinch, try that course light. All right,
We will see you tomorrow more three eleven tickets.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
By transport terminating.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one oh five nine the brew dot com.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
May God have mercy on all of our souls.