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August 12, 2025 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Let me know when you're ready.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Okay, oh my goodness, thanks for checking out Tanner, Drew
and Laura's Donkey Show podcast. Oh hurd online at one
of five nine, the brew dot com, our iHeartRadio app
or wherever you listen to podcasts. I'm Tanner Drew's here,
Laura's here, sorry, courts here.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, to notice that a court listens to our advice
yesterday and he got.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Rid of his Yeah, and now you're now it looks good.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
You actually look on Lego of the Soul though.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yeah, don't get that out of there.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I don't know why it took so long for you
to shave your beard. You look good without a bed.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Yeah, it looks good with the mustache.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
I think there's a couple of things.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Or Mario r skinny Mario.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
That five o'clock shadow looks good. I like the way
that you're doing that. When I saw a video of
him online yesterday, did anyone get and this before the
shape in my right the.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Second Yeah, I was getting Musketeer vibes. I was getting
doctor Strange vibes.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Okay, so I think I think he looks good with
the mustache though nicely too.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Dude, the mustache is in right now. It's crazy just
coming back this is it.

Speaker 6 (01:15):
Was my daughter made me do that. Daughter has made
me do this because a friend of mine did it,
and they he was just like he did it for fun,
I guess, and they're like, oh dad, you got to
do that too, and like they've been pressuring me for
the last two weeks.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Well, looks good. I mean, the soul patch makes you
look a little bit of like a magician. But that's
that's what I'm going for. Tell you know, the mustache strong.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
I need something to chew on there.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
You got to say I would do that too when
I had a soul patch back in the day. Yeah,
it's what we do. You know, Lord, don't cretique us
used to used to pull your eyebrows out.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
No, I still do that.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
No one's talking about your mustache.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Why are you still doing that?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Please not a disorder?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, well it's my eyelashes.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
But why are you doing that?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's called trick tillmania.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Look it up, so, like, is there a reason? Why
is it stressed?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
It's like it's like why people like chew on their
fingernails anxious, Like it's like OCD anxiety.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, and you probably do it subconsciously until you.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Notice, yeahctly, Like yeah, half the time, I don't even
notice I'm doing it until I'm like, oh no, Ale.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
Yeah, it's kind of fun to get like a few
strays out there, though, like, oh.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
It's so fun, Like nothing feels better.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
I have never pulled an eye crave.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I craved a feeling, And then I'm like, Laura.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
You really like crave. It is like being sarcastic.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
That's well, stop doing that. That's why you have to
draw them on there. I didn't even know you did that,
by the way, So you do a good job.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
It's like the people who like to pour a little
boiling water on their legs.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yes, feel good, it's a good hurt. Feel bad that
you're anxious. I'm sure Court doesn't want you to be anxious.
I know I don't want you to be anxious. You
can't have an anxious employee run around. It's not safe a.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
True job, guys.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I'm just going to take a few months off, that's okay.
I gotta let my eyelashes grow bad.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Well, I want to play you a clip and court.
Maybe you've experienced this, Drew, You've maybe experienced this just
having a dad crash out, you know, like you just
it's been loud all day, You've stepped on a lego
or a Lincoln log and you know, everything's sticky in
the house because the kids are running crazy, and then
you maybe just have a little crash out.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Any parent who has more than one child who says
they have never crashed out as a liar, right.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
I would say even one child, Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
Yeah, probably, but multiple kids is so intense that everyone's
gonna go off.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah, there's a few times it was just me and
my mom and a few times to get mad, right,
totally no, And this dad isn't hitting anybody. He's just
what he's trying to do is he's trying to get
the you know, the the cover of a lamp that
goes in your ceiling. It looks like a boob almost.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yes, yeah, you know, well he's still got some boobs
on my ceiling.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
He's putting the glass I'm not sure what they're called,
the glass.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Screw.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
It's like a flush mountain he's trying to do that
on a ceiling fan. I was trying to screw that
back in there on the ceiling fan. And Dad is
having a rough time with it. Daughters are filming, and
that's just making it worse. O great, it's a it's
a quick crash out, but it is a good one.

Speaker 7 (04:09):
Oh I see, Oh I got it.

Speaker 8 (04:12):
Man, God damn is fucking hail ho. He just fuckinglf
He never flung the park, just fucking place. I just
pise this fucking house man. Nobody he'll feel around here.
All y'all do is set around, shine the light up here,
and see that's it.

Speaker 6 (04:32):
Yeah, Oh my god, that's not even a crash out, man,
that's that's That's like a random afternoon, that's like every day.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
But I do love. I do love how he goes
from like all right, yeah now I got.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
It to I just house my family, like he finally goes.
Then he went back down again. He's like, all right,
now I got it.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
Well, anyone who's fixed the the boob light, you know,
you've got your hands up over your head, which is annoying,
and so you're holding it.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
You're worried you're.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
Gonna break glass. You're trying to thread that little thing,
and I've definitely had it come down a few times.
I can imagine what came out of my mouth.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah, I gotta hear it again.

Speaker 7 (05:08):
Oh I see, Oh I got it?

Speaker 8 (05:11):
Man, God damn hold just fucking high out. You never
fluking the buck, just fucking play. I just parse this
fucking high out man. Nobody hills feel mend here.

Speaker 9 (05:26):
We'll do c.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Give me the lats. I can do some work. That's funny.
I gotta see. I'm gonna type in dad crash outs
in TikTok. Let's see what comes up. When's the last
time you crashed out as a dad? Court?

Speaker 10 (05:43):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (05:43):
I mean like I don't like direct it at my
kids or anything like that, but like sort of like
this guy, like if if something happens, I'm gonna I'm
gonna lose it, probably for a second or two. I
just gotta get a little, a little upset. I just
curse a little bit, throw some things around.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yeah, because Court's like never like yelled at us. But
I've been in the room he's I've only seen Court
mad a handful of times, right, But there's one time
he was trying to get a listener's information in the
studio here and I can't remember that, like the phone
got disconnected and you lost the caller or something. But
court went from zero to ninety in about three seconds.
And I'd never seen that, and like it made me uncomfortable.

(06:18):
It scared me, like you know when dad gets.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
Mad, and my kids have seen that plenty of times. Yeah,
because I usually just let it fester until eventually it
boils over and then I just have to let us
some steam real quick, like like this guy.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Yeah, so you just need to get an f bomb out, right, Yeah,
get a few f BOMs out.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
Say, cursing is therapeutic totally, because if this is considered
a crash out, then I'm going to file myself under
all the time.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Because you know, it's like I was a mild crash.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
You have to match the energy of the room, and
you know, like say, here's a perfect example. I'll just say,
yesterday's where my voice went up downstairs. Ladies off the iPad. Okay,
two minutes past, ladies off the iPad, Silence off the iPad,
bring the iPad on your silence, bring me the I pack.

(07:04):
It's that simple, because we're not going to do this.
You're not gonna sit up.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
There and ignore me. You heard me, You've acknowledged it.
Bring me the eye.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
That's what my mom would do. She would scream. If
I didn't come, she'd scream it. And when she would scream,
it as scary.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
And if you don't bring it there you hear that
baby gate swing open.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
You're here it is. Here's that thing there you want.
Here's a video. I haven't seen this in yet, but
here's a video of a dad crashing out. It looks
like he's building a deck or something in the backyard
of wood and then hold on.

Speaker 10 (07:41):
Nail.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
I was happy. I think you just missed or like
when it ricocheted somewhere or something.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
I know it sounds like it hurt whatever it was.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
It didn't look like it heard him.

Speaker 6 (07:51):
Yeah, I think he probably just missed what he was
trying to nail it.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Here's another dad crash out.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Damn it.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
I can't do a fucking quote because.

Speaker 7 (08:03):
The mother.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Just a dad crashing out trying to get into his email.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
I love you're going to hear I'm like slamming his keys.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
These are videos are all titled average dad crash outs
when somebody's in the hospital bed. I am did you
hear me say?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Don't call me?

Speaker 4 (08:35):
What was it?

Speaker 6 (08:36):
I can't tell you. I have broke. I've probably broken
maybe ten mouses. Mice, you know, computer mouse.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, that's the.

Speaker 6 (08:44):
Thing that you've pounds me the most crazy, Like if
my computer starts screwing up.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
I will, yeah, we'll start pounding. I need that one
that I need that one that was important. That's where
our computer's.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Got the look of concern on his face.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Well, because we need that.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
We're gonna be up if we're gonna be here at
five in the morning on the.

Speaker 6 (09:04):
Mouse doesn't work in another mouse over the place.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
I don't use this as much, but Jesus Court, we
had at the station in Colorado Springs. They went through
they thought this was going to be a great idea.
They turned everything wireless. So the keyboard was wireless, the
mouse was wireless, and they.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Never fucking work.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
And so I would slam One time, I slammed the
keyboard down so hard that.

Speaker 6 (09:27):
Like I've done with with the mouse, I've done it
so like the buttons have like get stuck. The little
track ball back in the day when they have track
balls that would just get a blitter.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
I'll admit that I have broken a handful of company keyboards.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Called the engineer. They're like, what happened?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Like I do?

Speaker 4 (09:47):
I don't know, Like I told one guy once because
I was close to them, I got dude, I punched it.
I punched it like it was a face and I'm sorry,
but it was a.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Cheap keyboard against the wall.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
They give us the cheapest keyboards for the stud So
but how many how big is your graveyard of x
I thinks, oh, Xbox controllers, and we know you lost
the custom and one other one.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Probably up to three or four Xbox controllers where I've
just fucking got it. Was playing Elden. I was playing
Elden Ring. Yeah, and that's why I can't play.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
You knew what you were getting.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
I heard it was hard, but jesus, yeah, listen, you
have to listen, all right, my brothers in Christ. It's
the hardest game I've ever played, and.

Speaker 6 (10:26):
I hate it.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
I hear it. Everyone says it's the greatest game ever.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
What did you throw it into? Like what it is?
I smashed it like oh you've oh you've mode.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
I murder moded it and I smashed it on the desk.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
And I work out.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
It's one of those things like when you bludge in
the person to death and you don't know you did
it until you're nine hits in.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
And I spend on I think it's one hundred and
fifty dollars for the custom Xbox controllers. So it had
my name on it. It was like exactly the color
I wanted, and how I like the grips and.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Another one there.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
They've shut the Xbox controllers down, like the Xbox website
they said, here's what the website says, we're updating our
payment system. But it said that for three months straight now,
and so it makes me think they're not going to
do it again because Xbox is releasing a handheld game
and is gonna get rid of these consoles. So I
think they're I think they're phasing it out and I'm

(11:15):
so fucking that. That's when I kind of did that.
I was like, well, I could just buy another one.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Nope, nope, you're picking up Xbox dust less than in
Anger Management.

Speaker 7 (11:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
I did buy another controller that was the same kind
and color, but it's just not my customer.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
It doesn't have his name on it. We're going to
get uh, Todd father, get you a little sticker? Will
put on it?

Speaker 4 (11:35):
You ever played Elder Ring that?

Speaker 6 (11:37):
No, I've watched videos and it looks incredibly hard.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
I mean, it's a beautiful game, and and I ever
people who like it love it. But it's too hard
for me. Man, give me some Mario.

Speaker 6 (11:46):
I want to be able to relax. That's the whole
point of video games, is like really, I don't want
to be stressed out exactly the game.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
I can't break anymore. I can't afford any more controllers. Yeah,
all right. I remember I watched one guy he was
also playing Elden Ring. He smashed his controller, and I
remember him saying in his live stream, damn man, that's
my last controller. Dumb done with that game. I'm done
with games that make me angry and stressed, right.

Speaker 10 (12:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:08):
I haven't played pubg and like months because like I
got tired of like second I get you know, landed,
load up, get shot in the head.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Like this is true, the goddamn game. It's so frustrating
when you you spend all the time getting all your
gear and then you just get sniped. Yep.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
I was talking to somebody at Silks yesterday is an
older woman and she's talking about all these video games
that she plays, but she calls them cozy games. Yeah,
and they're just like yeah. So there's one where I
kin Garden and there's one where I I'm like, man,
there really is a game for everybodybody.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
There is a growing community of senior gamers, and some
of them are really good and really funny because they
just they've been on the line so long, so they
know the lingo and they know they talk like a kid,
you know what I mean, because they're just in it.
And uh, there's one old guy plays Grand Theft Auto
and he's pretty good and he does voices for the
characters and stuff, and it's funny. It's just funny to
see these old people play. And there are game specifically

(13:03):
tailored to the elderly on Steam. Yeah, yep, crazy. There
is something for everybody.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
Absolutely. And there's one other thing about you mentioned pubg
I got. I got screwed by some kid's mom. Like
she didn't come over, he didn't, but she like, I
was having a game and I hadn't played in a
while because I went camping and all this stuff. So
I sat down to play. I had this one round.
I got three kills, and all of a sudden, I

(13:30):
get sniped right and I crawl behind the thing and
I'm like asking for help, somebody, come save me. And
this kid's like, I got you, and he's across the map, right,
and so he's coming across the map to get me.
And he's like right there, and I hear on his speaker.
I hear whatever his name was, she just caring his name,
like yeah, and he's all, what what And I just

(13:52):
hear sorry, gotta go offline walked away and I'm just crawling.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
You're like, no, no more minutes?

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Can you want to? Like?

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Yeah, I don't have a mic, but I should have.
If I did, I would have been screaming, do not
go to lunch.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Dude. I hate I hate hearing people talk on these games.
I hate you. You can always hear that what pisses
me off as another gamer's got his TV too loud
and you just hear the constant volume of the gunshots,
and I just I meant everybody.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Having your TV on while you're playing, like one thing
at a time.

Speaker 6 (14:23):
Man, I think a lot of time it's it is
too loud. They probably have the TV on for the kids,
because I hear that a lot. You hear like a
kid show or something. So the kids are just sitting
there doing their thing. Well, this guy's you know, you know,
bitting it up all day long. And the other thing
that drives me crazy is like, right before a game,
you hear.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Somebody ye massive bong hits. Yeah, my kids.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
Are on fucking mics, So my kids can only hear
through the system, right because we don't have a mic,
so that coughing.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
They don't understand his bong hits.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
So Dad Joe's He's like, why is everyone always sick on?

Speaker 1 (15:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
I had to stay home from school because they were
not feeling so you know.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
August yeah, six month, Well uh yeah, it's it's these games, man,
and we still have a long way to go until
GTA six year or something. There's rumors that are gonna
delay it again.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
No no, no, no no.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Which is like we'll be in the third or fourth
quarter of next year. I know, but that's rumors. You
know what's crazy. I was just reading the stat today
and I've known this for a while, but the meme
came up again today. The uh, what's that big tall
building in Dubai something.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Oh, yeah, the Whiz Khalifa.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
It's not I kept wanting to call it the Whiz Khalifa.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
But it's not the Whiz Kalifa.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
But it's close. I want to know the name of it.
I just said it's the bers Khalif. So the bers Khalif.
It took six years to build a one point five
million dollars grand theft Auto six has cost two billion
dollars and they've been working on it for thirteen years.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
Yeah. Well, and apparently the game is done. They're just
working on the online aspect of it now, which just
really the game. Well, that way we can all play
the game and then then you can roll out, Yeah,
you roll out the online stuff later.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
I think they're looking for that big giant pay day
within the first couple of days of release.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
They need to They need to appease the stockholders first
and foremost make back those couple Billy.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
That's what sucks. They don't give a fuck about us. Yeah,
you know, it's just what the stockholders want. And I'm
just worried that the world's going to end before this
game even comes out.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
I know it's gonna come out, right, we don't have
power anymore.

Speaker 6 (16:24):
I mean, they're going to make their two billion back
on the first weekend, because that's two days.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
I got your first two days.

Speaker 6 (16:30):
So what happened the last time when they put it
out it they've made like a billion dollars that time,
and it's been thirteen years. They're gona make two billion
this time, so they'll make their money back easily.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
And there's rumors there won't be any hard copies at
least for a year. They'll be all digital, which like
that to me, Like, I know it sucks like for
old school gamers, but all that stuff ends up just
trash filling a landfill. Oh yeah, and that's got to
be expensive for the companies to do that. That's much
easier to just download.

Speaker 6 (16:54):
Yeah, it's not easier on them. It's not easier on
us because we have to download you know what happened
with terror bytes of stuff for this game to work.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
And so yeah, dude, because I remember when I loaded Grand
Theft out of five to my computer from a disc.
It took like two hours.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
Yeah, and those of us who have not the biggest
hard drive or the best internet, you really run into
a thing. It's like, oh wait, erase all other games
from your computer from your guarantee.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
Some people are gonna have to do that, yeah guarantee.

Speaker 6 (17:19):
Yeah, and you're and you're gonna have to wait like
a day to play the game because you're gonna be
downloading the entire thing.

Speaker 5 (17:23):
And we both dealt with that last time around. It
was like okay, yeah, I'm gonna play, and then you're
just fatigued.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
On the download.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Game came out at midnight, went and got it, got
home by about one one thirty and I didn't even
play till the next day because I fell asleep. Yep.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah, just waiting and waiting.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
I even filmed a vine. Oh wow, remember vine? Film
the vine like long time. Well, they just said I
just read the other day that some company found all vines,
all the vine data.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
They found all the old vines. So I guess they're
trying to figure out how to get that onto some
sort of platform or something so we can see them
all because there were some great six second vines.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
Yeah, and you look at what it did for some people,
Logan Paul, the whole Paul brother thing. Yeah, and those
two guys made so much cash. But like people, you
just think of as a normal star like Luke Colmbs,
one of the biggest country stars.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
In the world.

Speaker 5 (18:15):
All he did was put up clips of him like
at parties playing the guitar and they're like, oh famous, yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (18:21):
Whenever I think Vine, I always think of Will Sasso,
the comedian Will Sasso with the lemon thing. Do you
ever see that.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
Women in Pineapple?

Speaker 6 (18:30):
No, he was like like a lemon would every every
time he said the word lemon, like a lemon full
lemon would come out.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
Remember that one.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
It was.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
It was hilarious. Fucking Vine Tanner.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
We liked the guy in the early Vine days. The
is the Asian guy who does the does the magic
like but it was all. But he was like he
would like put a hole in a in a wall
and like walk through it.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
He was like the guy who it was all.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
It wasn't the guy who would like put a tea
cup on his That guy's amazing too and pull the fan.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
I was talking about the magician who all of his
magic is through doing like a video altering.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
I don't remember that one.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
I'll try and find him.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
I mean, I'm sure I saw him because I was
I was obsessed with fine. I thought it was great.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Also, the woman who is currently married to Tommy Lee, Britney Furlong,
she got her start, did she? I'm fine, and she
was the hotness for a minute.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (19:26):
The guy I was talking about is Zach King. Zach
King was the was the guy who did all the tricks.
He'd like, show you a toy, a match box, then
all of a sudden he'd be inside a real car.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, well kind of weird.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Yeah, there's another clip I want to play for her.
I gotta find this here first. Oh shit, So there's
this guy on on Instagram and TikTok where I've played
some of his audio before. He spends money to buy cameos,
but he gets celebrities to say a bunch of crazy shit.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Okay, yeah, I remember this guy.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
And he got Mark McGrath to say a bunch of
stuff and it's so cringe. It is so cringe. I
just gotta find this here.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Mark McGrath's set Sugar Rash.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, frosted tips McGee.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
Oh yeah me see, he had I think the Tips Tips.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
He was man.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
I thought he was so hot when I was in
fifth grade.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
And he was probably forty five at that point probably, but.

Speaker 6 (20:17):
Then he like hosted like a entertainment weekly or something,
or in it Tonight or something something like that.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
H one of the shows. Yeah, he's fifty. All right,
here's this guy?

Speaker 11 (20:25):
Here is Sometimes when I'm bored, I buy cameos and
I just write the craziest prompt that I can think of.
And this is one that I just sent to Sugar
Ray frontman Mark McGrath.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
Here it is, Hey, Mark.

Speaker 11 (20:36):
My brother's wife is pregnant and the baby's mind. It
happened after your Clay County Fair show on April third.
I feel awful and if I tell him in person
he'll freak. So can you break the news for me?
You're my only shot at surviving this?

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Yo, Kevin, what is up?

Speaker 10 (20:50):
It is Mark McGrath from the band Sugar Ray, Off
the charts, but always in.

Speaker 7 (20:57):
Our Hearts and Kevin speaking of always in our hearts.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Like he's prepared that like Sugar Ray off the charts,
but in your hearts you do.

Speaker 10 (21:12):
But always in our hearts.

Speaker 7 (21:17):
Speaking of always in our hearts, your brother Jim reached
out to me with a bit of news that's going
to be challenging for you.

Speaker 10 (21:29):
Kevin, the good news is, Kevin, there's going to be
an addition to your family. As I believe you already know.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
What might be the bad news, Kevin, they're speeding it
up is to actually.

Speaker 9 (21:48):
Delivered the baby to your wife. Now, Jim has given
me the responsibility of letting you know Ken it's sugar.
Uncle Cracker played a show on April third at the
Clay County Fair and I believe Kevin Love was in
the air that.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Night, so sketchy and some alcohol.

Speaker 9 (22:09):
And some bad mistakes. And this is getting back to
the part the bad mistakes part the message Jim wants
me to tell you.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Kevin.

Speaker 9 (22:17):
Now, listen, man, this is difficult. It's going to really
change the family dynamic.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
And he's taking this really seriously. Yeah, so I'll give
him credit for that. Yeah, but is she so into
it that when you watch his face and his mannerisms
and everything, you're just like.

Speaker 6 (22:31):
They get paid by the minute, because man, he's just
really dragging this out and.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
They just speed it up. They had just speed it up,
and it's still dragging out.

Speaker 9 (22:38):
But I like to say, I don't think there's anything
family can't get through, especially brothers. Now, Jim, let me
know he feels awful. He can't tell you in person,
otherwise he'll freak out. And by the way, Kevin, you
will freak out, and you're probably saying to me, Mark,
I'm freaking out on you now because I don't know
how you're talking about. So I guess somehow on cameo.
I've got the reputation of being able to let people

(22:58):
know about crushing news, especially when it comes to affairs
of the heart, especially affairs of the heart that are
within the family. So here's the deal, Kevin enough sort
of dancing around the issue. On the night that magical
Uncle Cracker Sugar ratio On Aple threw at the clay Can, Jim.

Speaker 10 (23:17):
Had relations with your wife, and apparently the baby your
wife's carrying, Kevin.

Speaker 7 (23:26):
Is Jim's. He feels terrible, and he says that I'm
his only shot at surviving this.

Speaker 10 (23:40):
If a guy who has frosted tips and is basically
washed up nineties saloon singer is Jim's only chance at
surviving this, Jim, they got no chance.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Sometimes where it is.

Speaker 5 (23:58):
At least slapping himself in the mouth at the end.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
And he committed like he listened to the story. He
did his best. He could to like ease the guy
into the news.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
He could have mailed that right in.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Yeah, because I do.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
You feel like sometimes they don't even read the letter
until they're like.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Recording the masguction.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
You can tell they're like the let's see it your
thirties a second birthday.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
I've seen Vince Neil do it, and he does no
proof reading, no preparing. Why he fumbles through it. Yeah,
but I like that he took the time, you know,
so even though it his cringe for me to watch
him because he just yeah, his frosted tips are spiked
high in the air. He's just a goober. But at
least he went through it. Some people could just say,
you know what, I'm not going to do this. Probably
he probably needs a two hundred and fifty.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
Bucks love the nineties washed up lounge thing. Yeah, frost tipsy,
he knows those two. How much does he cost on cameo?

Speaker 2 (24:49):
I don't know because I don't remember if we saw
him when we look.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Let's go look it up real quick and then we'll
go it can't be more than one hundred and fifty
two hundred and fifty bucks.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
He is ninety.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
Dollars yep, break one hundred ninety dollars there it is
all right, Well, it's been fun. At least the errors
back on in our studios, it's a whole different party.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
But also it's still warm in here.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
It is.

Speaker 6 (25:11):
It's warm in here, but it's cooler in the hall,
so at least you escape it.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
A little bit, That's right.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Yesterday was brutal, dude, Like I couldn't even like we
left right after the show. We weren't joking because it
was so hot. I couldn't think straight. I still had
a lot of a lot more work to do, and
I couldn't do it here. Did you go home too?

Speaker 6 (25:27):
I did, eventually.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
I mean I got all, you don't have a no,
that's not gonna help.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
Same at home, So yeah, I had to. I had
sweat dripping down my butt crack all day long.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
I saw it sw your ball a salesperson and she
was like, she's like I have to get out of her,
and her entire face was glistening, and I was like, yeah,
you look like you're pretty hot right now, and she's like, yeah,
they said the air is on, but I don't feel it.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
I gotta get going. Yeah, Like she just getting deliriously yeah,
you should.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Yeah, I think it was going to take a while
for this building to cool down a lot. Literally. Lord
posted a picture on her Instagram if you haven't seen
it yet, at one of five nine the brew it
got to what yesterday.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Like eighty six in here in the studio.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah, I put a little banana boat on. It's nice.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Not a bad idea.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
I thought I didn't wear jeans that were slacks, because
you know, when you're wearing jeans when it's hot. Yeah,
I feel bad for these dudes working road crew and flaggers.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Or that denim or car hert or.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Car hearts two layers.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
We got a text message from biker Pinocchio this morning. Yeah,
and he's you know, he's building these apartments that are
right here next door to our building on the two
seventeen interchange, And yeah, he says he's he's in it
all day. Obviously there's no ac over there yet.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
And multiple stories on top of two parking garages, so
it could be up on the equivalent to a fifth floor.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
By the way, that's going to be a mess when
people move in. That's a fucking massive.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Are they going to be using our parking lot?

Speaker 5 (26:46):
I don't they have their own lot back there. But
at this end they have parking under their homes.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
But but someone for traffic. There used to be no
foot traffic back here.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
And think about the driveway in it's basically an alley
on the side of a hotel, like it is a road.

Speaker 6 (27:00):
No, it's yeah, it's gonna be. It's gonna be weird
having all those people there's gonna be, and it's gonna be.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Because it's this is a business area, right, like, this
is all a business.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
That's why when they first started putting it up, we
were all like, oh, it's got to be like medical offices.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
But then we were thinking, like nobody's like they're half
the city's empty, you know, yeah, why are they building
more offices but apartments.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
I also thought that about like the Dartmuth Dartmouth Commons
or whatever they put in over by when you get
on I five to go north. Uh, But that hasn't
really been problematic and there seem to be a lot
of people living there already.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
So well.

Speaker 5 (27:35):
It's It's funny though, because of where it is. It
sits on the very edge of a city, and whenever
you have a giant building built on the edge of
a city.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
It's likely, uh section something.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
So get ready for a couple of baby daddies and
some drug dealers people, because we are gonna get it.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
It's not the it's not the tenants you worry about,
it's the people they invite over. Well, I'm worried about, like, yeah,
cars getting broken into more and yeah, and we're gonna
be heading back into the dark hour is yet Courts
got the club on his car. Let's all get one.

Speaker 6 (28:06):
Get everybody.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
I wanna get that viper alarm systember that viper.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Oh my god, you.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Have ten seconds to apply.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Just love that.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
It's a viper. Yeah. This ship was cool. Yeah, even
made a TV show about that.

Speaker 6 (28:18):
Did it even do anything other than just talk to you?

Speaker 5 (28:20):
I think it hazed you and tell you the alarm
with God first, It's like, get back, bitch.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yeah, I want one that just like yeah, hurls insults.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
You can program even love you. You can prog that
program that into a tesla. You love your ship back up? Yeah, surprise, motherfucker,
girlfriend cheated on you.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Small friz motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
All right, we will see you tomorrow, tiny waiter, motherfucker.
More Lincoln Park tickets. Why is the whiteboard all crooked.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
It's I don't know, one touch and it'll be back.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yeah, it got hot to alright, how are you LORI
al right? Pretty good?

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Or with the silks last night? And he did.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Like I had never silked before, so.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
It guess like what ninety degrees in their eighty degrees?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Uh, it was probably I think at the end it
was like like low eighties, so not even as hot
as it. But we were also like doing stuff.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Yeah yeah, when you're and like silks to go up
in the air where it's hotter. You know, my daughter
used to do that. It's yeah, yeah, just a bunch
of sweaty chicks and yoga pants. It sounds awesome.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
It was so hot yesterday though.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
I hope you had enough water because I came back
from my bike ride and I stepped off into my
garage and both my feet just cramped up.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
I drank water the whole way too. That's how hot
it is.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
All right, be safe out there. It's gonna be another
scorrech here. We'll see tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Bye. You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey show,
heard daily at one oh five nine. That brew dot com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
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