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Speaker 1 (00:04):
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I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show, don.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
S what is having him? Kids? Thanks for checking out Tanner,
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app or wherever you listen to podcasts. I'm Tanner, Drew's here,
Laura's here. Court just walked in and bus Draus Marcus
is on the mic at his house. Welcome back everybody.
(00:34):
Hope you had a good cord. Do you have a
Goodlaberty weekend?
Speaker 5 (00:37):
H yeah, it was fine.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yay?
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Do you just stay at the house one up to
my dad's place up in Stephens.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I love Stevens except for having to do some of
your work Tanner I heard.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I told these guys. I felt
so bad because on Friday, Court sends me a text
message that says, hey, don't forget about the best of
on Saturday morning, and then the best of for Monday morning,
you know, because Drew Drew's out and usually sets up
the best of us, which.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I appreciate you doing that. While I was going, yeah,
it was no big deal.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
But he sent me a message and Friday was crazy.
So my mom was having issues. I was on I
had to drive to Canby to get medic medications and
it was just like.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Friday sucked a lot of moving parts.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
And I was trying to Also, we were trying to
get to the camping spot at a decent time.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Check in at the camping spot was at two pm.
We didn't get there till nine. Oh yeah, the sun
was already down. Setting up camp in the dark sucks.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I'd at nine at a campground.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Yeah, yeah, because it was by that time dark dark,
it was, it was calming down.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
So we're having, like, you know, to blow our air
mattress up at like ten o'clock.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Neighbors.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
And I always every time I go camping, I feel like,
in the middle of the night, I hear someone blowing
their air mattress up.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
So you was that guy.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
I was that guy. But like we just got to
be really quick about it.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
But it's it's like a really tiny air mattress fan
or whatever it's. The pump is slow, it's about and
it's honestly, it's smaller than a cell phone.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
This pump.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I know, I know you're talking about. Yeah, the little one.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yeah they're cool and they work. It just takes a
little longer. And uh, anyway, so we were getting you know,
I was just running around and Court sent me a
text message. He goes, don't forget about Saturday and Monday morning.
What did I do? I left and I totally forgot
about Saturday and Monday morning. So I we literally just
set up the camp. I had just finished setting up
the camp and I realized, oh shit, yeah, I forgot
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to set this up.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
So do you have a signal?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah, I had a dude. Battleground Lake, Battleground Campground Lake
is my favorite camp spot. Had a strong signal the
whole time.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Because Battleground is pretty civilized.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Yeah it's not.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah, no, it's great, a little town downtown. Battle Ground
is kind of cool, you know. And I really like
the campgrounds. The lake is beautiful. Found out that it's
actually like a dormant volcano. I didn't know that, Okay,
And and uh yeah, there's like a trail around the
entire lake, which I walked a few times.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
It's nice, and the camp spots are big. I feel
like the campsites in Washington are much bigger. You're more
spacious than the Oregon campsites. Interesting, and we all have
these poles where you can just hang a lantern up there.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, especially when you can't have a fire.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Righteah, no fires, which was like, get a kind of
accustomed to it.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
After a bit, you do, it's fine. But the first
night was fine. The second night it was kind of chilly,
so like we were like, man, we should be able
to have a fire right now.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
But fires of the guest, I mean, like just staring
into the fire at the end of the night's the
best part of camp.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
It's like you're television camping.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
You just stare at exactly I do. I feel like
we got because when I went to Crater Lake, we
were still allowed to have fires, and I feel like
that that was the last of it. Well, I feel
like everything caught on fire.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
The campsites on the coast, I think you can still
have campfires. When I was when I was checking last month,
they were.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
I think you get so much moisture off the off
the ocean. I think that's fog makes it.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Oh oh my gosh, you guys. I thought that was
actual footage on the TV of an EMU on a
ball field.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
It was a liberty. Liberty that was That was.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
That was Doug.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, still still drinking some of us.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Look at that c G I is getting really good, impressive.
So yeah, it was. It was a fun time. A
battleground lake. I definitely love that campground. I'm gonna go.
Actually this morning I got in. I booked a cabin
there for November because you got these little cabins.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
That's nice. How big is the lake?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Uh, there's a ton of paddle boards out there, swimmers?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
It's was it like crowded.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
One side was okay, one side of the lake was
and like there were people fishing off the end of
the dock with kids jumping off that dock and like
you're not gonna those fish are long gone on other
side of the lake. But yeah, it's I don't know,
it's like.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Because like when we went to Frog Lake up at
up in Mount Hood, it was so small and it
was so crowded to the point where it was like
not any fun at Frog Lake is tiny. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yeah, I don't know about Frogley. I don't know how
big that one is, but this one is a decent size.
It's it's cozy. That's I like it. Yeah, I really
like it. So it's one of my new favorite campgrounds.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
And it's kind of well, you got the cabin, which
will help, but we're kind of getting to yeah, we're
getting the witching hour on camping.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah, I got a cabin half for November fourteenth, the sixteenth,
and I'm just crossing my fingers that it's not going
to rain, Like, even if it rains, it'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
But that's kind of I mean, it is kind of
cool to have that drizzly.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Because I want to camp.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Finduff Northwest cabin.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
We actually like doing that a lot. We will will
book places where they either have yurts or cabins and
then then you don't have to set anything up. You
just back up your car for your stuff in and.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
You still feel like you're camping.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Yeah, and if it's if it's crappy weather, it's fine.
You just hang out and you know whatever, just do
do whatever. And if it's good weather, you're you're I've always.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Wanted to stay in one of those yurts, but I
never booked time.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Well I've only stayed I mean, I've stayed in a
couple of different kinds of year. It's one at Lost
Lake and there's even like they've got like wood burning stoves,
so I'm sure your your cabin will have something like that.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Like we used to rent these before everyone got so busy.
We'd rent these cabins at Camp Sherman on the Metolius
River over by Black Butte here in Oregon. And it
is like once you get down in there, now, granted
you do lose a signal eventually, yeah, but that's kind
of half the fun is you got a little fireplace.
If you were to get like blindfolded and then pulled
it off, you think you were back one hundred years. Yeah,
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you know, and it's just like once you got your
little cabin, yeah, whatever happens happens. It's kind of sweet.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
I just love camping in the Northwest.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
There's I've been camping in Texas and stuff, and there's
nothing like it here. You know, sorry, there's nothing like it.
There's nothing like here anywhere else.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I've got a buddy who lives here who's from Florida,
and like a year ago they're like, yeah, we're going camping.
I was like, oh nice. He's like, yeah, I'm a
little nervous. I was like, what do you mean you're nervous?
He had never camped in his life because Florida that's
just not the thing like that.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
You just go to like a swamp.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah. So like the idea of we're going to stay
here many nights. Yeah, it's kind of lost.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Like I can't imagine sitting up camp with no trees. Yeah,
I don't have shade.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
It happen way I would. I would go camping in
Florida and you're gonna wake up inside a snake.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Or in a trunk.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Never, thank you. But it was a lot of fun.
And Laura went to Detroit to visit her family. I did,
and I guess her mom almost ate a weed brownie.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
My little brother is really adamant about getting my mom
to try weed, and I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Know why, but he wants to have fun.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, so he texted me while I was sitting Actually
we had a campfire too. I was just in the
middle of my mom's backyard. But whatever, it was fun.
But I was sitting next to my mom and my
little brother texts on me and only me, and he's like,
do you think we could get mom to try weed?
And he's like, I don't think we could, and I
was like, I bet we could. Mom has kind of
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loosened up a lot over the past couple of years.
So I asked Mom. I was like, yo, you want
to try weed gummy or what. She was like okay.
And so after that, Mark my little brother was like
gung ho and so. And as soon as he gets
to the little barbecue whatever day that was Sunday, he's like, so,
wah are we we Are we going to do what
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we talked about doing? And I was like what are
you talking about?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
And he's like, you know, you know what?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
What what what we talked about on the text message.
I was like what and he's like the weed gummy
and I was like I don't know, bro. So it
actually ended up not happening, which.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Is too badst opportunity. Yeah, but I was like, yes,
he slammed that gummy right in there. My mom would
never say yes. If she did, I'd be like circle Back'd.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Be like, let's go.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
I bet I totally think you could talk your mom
into it.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Laura, well, she already said she was going to. I
just felt like, well no, But it was just like
we were like busy doing other stuff, and we were
drinking and.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Got a catcher in that first moment when she says, yes,
what if.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
What if mom did the same thing that our friend
Chin used to do. He would get high and then
just disappear.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yeah, I feel like she like if she like went
to bat or something, that'd be a bummer, or just like.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
She slept for fourteen hours.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
I'm glad it was a weird gummy that you were
talking about, not a brownie, because brownie is take a
dark turns, unpredictable.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Why is it so different from Brownie's to gummies.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Because are usually homemade.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Somebody has made it and and they may have a
different tolerance in the U. So you got brownie in
your and would you buy a gummy?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
You usually know how many grams?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah, And if you're buying the brownie, are eating the brownie,
you're likely it's been made with the butter, and the
butter is unpredictable, whereas and the gummy is probably tested,
bend through the whole thing and you know, do it
to the score mark exactly what the consumption is. It's
quite a bit more pinpoint.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
My mom would would totally eat a gummy. What about
your parents, Marcus would would your mom and dad, uh,
you know, eat a gummy with you one day.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
There was a time when when my dad was on
him man, I mean he loved him for, you know,
being out with his buddies, or he would eat one
poker night. He's a He's a five milligram dude, that's
all he needs. Yeah, and I think he They were
at the Pendleton Whiskey Festival over in Pendleton to work
in a few years back, and my dad pulled out
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a five milligram gummy and let my mom, who does
My mom's like a one two glass of wine person.
She's not a drinker, she's never done drugs. She hit
the corner off that thing and had the night of
her life, I mean, giggle fest for the entire concert.
Just really enjoyed it, but tried it and has never
really gone back. Said yeah, that was fun, but I
don't need it. So really kind of both of them
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are off of it now. They went through a couple
of years where any given day my dad might be
on a gummy. I would just have to ask, you know.
And I thought it was cool too, because it was
sort of like towards the end of me working in
the cannabis industry. That sort of jogged them into being like, oh, hey,
this is probably okay, Like our son's making a living
doing this, like he's handing it to us now, it's
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not some dude out of the trunk of his car.
I think that loosened him up to the whole idea.
You know, I think had I not spent five years
selling it legally, they probably never would have touched it.
To be honest with you.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
That's yeah, who is it? Somebody was telling me this
morning about slipping somebody a gummy without them knowing.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Oh no, that ain't cool.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Oh you're that's Amy's grandma got slipped one.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Like how old is Amy's grandma?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Ninety?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
So what happened?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
She just basically someone who shouldn't have been giving it
to her gave it to her. And I was pumping
up a raft and I was like, did you just
give her that?
Speaker 6 (11:50):
And she's like, oh, there's ten milligrams.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Ten would put me down.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
And I was like, you can't give her ten milligrams
she's ninety.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Especially if you're not expecting it. Yeah, I mean, so
she think that she's having like a heart attack or
something like that, or her heart starts fluttering and lightheaded
and stuff.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Sound like she had a great time.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Well, she was already like she was super sad before
that about it being her last trip down the river
and like down there, that's what you do is every
year you go float the river with the family, and
so she felt like it was her last hurrah. So
when they gave it to her, I think that it
was part of a plan to not have her repeat
stories on the boat, which they worked. At one point,
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I thought she was dying because she was like standing
in her mouth all wide open. But then I did
later on, I start her eating chips and smiling at
the front of the boat. So she had no idea,
and I'm sure she would have been mad if she
had known that she had done that to her. You know,
so no harm, no foul on that part of it.
But I was like, you probably don't need to do that.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
No, no, you gotta let grandma know.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yeah, my mom is Is constantly asked me to bring
her something, bring me a gami, you bring me a
cookie or something.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yeah, Like.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
I was at a party with some homemade brownies once
that uh put a like a very fit. Well he
was a smoke jumper. He's one of these guys that
jumps out of a damn plane to go fight fire
with his bare hands. Like hard individual put him in
the emergency room because he had no idea. Just saw
a plate to brownies like any six foot two two
and twenty pound guy does, and had two or three
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and uh yeah, right to the hospital because he never
felt he'd never done it before. Heart started fluttering, like
Court was saying, thought he was having like some sort
of heart attack issue. And of course, big laugh. Once
the people that made the brownies figured it out, they
woke up late, dude was already in the hospital. Yeah,
how do they got They got to the er and
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were like, hey, these are weed brownies. And the doctor
was like, oh, I know what's wrong with you. You're baked.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Go home.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
You're having an anxiety attack, that's what not know.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Because I mean, I feel like I've never eaten a
weed brownie that I couldn't tell had weed in it.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Yeah, you can taste it, or you could at least
take said it doesn't taste as good, Yeah, like something's
in this thing.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Well, right, But if you're not somebody that does it
all the time. If you're somebody that's never done it,
you're just gonna think you had a shitty brownie. Yeah,
and let me like, why does this brownie taste like
they made it right after they mowed the lawns.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
The commercial brownies tastes more like a brownie, yeah, and
less like a and less like weed because they're using
all that extract. Yeah, so they're not like grinding up
pot like we were back in the day.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Well, brownie's we brownie sound good right about now?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Actually, I haven't had a weed brownie in a long time.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
You give Laura some couch lock. Oh yeah, I'm awake,
but I'm not.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I'm just staring at the wall.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
There were some stuff that we didn't get to get
to on the actual live show today, like binge watching
your favorite shows may actually be good for you.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Oh sure, who put out this survey? Netflix?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Yeah, I don't know that thirteen hours and three bags
of chips is good for me, but whatever in a
couch lock. But yeah, they say it probably just does
something mentally to like if if you watch an hour
or two, maybe three hours just to like enjoy yourself
and you know, tune out for the rest of the world.
It's like when I get into a really good book,
when I find a good TV show where I can
just binge it like it's I get into it, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
But I feel like watching TV and reading a book
not the same one. You're actually exercising your brain.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
The other one you just chewing it up.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Anyway, Apparently that study is the thing. I don't know
if you should really put a lot of I mean.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
They why do they say that? Though? What's their explanation.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Researchers found people who consume stories consecutively are more likely
to engage in retrospective imaginative involvement.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Now it is, there is something to be said for
that where you've got more input coming into your brain,
so therefore you may think in a broader form because
you have more information in there. It's just the only
problem is is that the idiot Tube is designed to
like almost make you go zombie.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Mode on it.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah, especially the Netflix shows, because they're like they're they're
making it to where you're supposed to be able to
enjoy the show.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
While not looking at it, which is nuts.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
So apparently that's why all the characters on Netflix movies
and shows explain what they're doing out loud because they
say most people are looking at their phones and they
just need to hear some things that are happening.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Yeah, which is totally true because I'm my what we're
watching is watching some of them My wife yesterday and
like I was paying attention. She was on her phone
and she like looked up and she's like, Oh, is
that what happened. I'm like, yeah, that's what they've been
talking about for the last ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah. But I mean, so with that, but like if
that's if that's the case, then when you're looking at
your phone, not only are you not watching, you're also
not really actively listening either, So it doesn't matter because
you're still not gonna know what's going on.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yeah, but I do feel just say, somebody to tell.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
You if you are paying attention and you're absorbing the information,
I could see how that might be helpful for like
comprehension skills and things like that.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
I don't know, though, Yeah, it sounds like something Netflix
came up with. Yeah, yeah, it's totally good for you.
Just binge watch all night.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
The fine people at HBO mex exactly.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Let's see. Also, we didn't discuss this today, most workers
think they can do their job in just four days.
So maybe go from that from eight hours a day
to ten hours a day and then take Fridays or
Mondays off or something. But yeah, a new surveyor revealed
sixty nine percent of employed Americans believe they could fulfill
their duties just just productively in a four day week
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four days, thirty two hours a week type situation.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I mean, wouldn't you think that most jobs you're a
slave to the clock, and so you're doing at times
you're doing nothing or looking like you're doing something in
order to fill the time till five pm. So if
every day you're done with all your duties at two
thirty or three pm and you have to sit and
marinate two hours, yeah, of course you think you can
do this.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
That's why I like being in the creative world because listen,
when you're done, you're done. Yeah, so you're done at
eleven am, cool, if you're done at four pm, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
What it is, what it is, check all the boxes.
And some people like your first job you ever had
is likely this type of thing where I remember I
was stacking like office boxes and every minute felt like
an hour. But It's just like, you know, you have
to be there for so many more hours, Why would
you work faster? Because like, I'm just gonna know, I'm
gonna be really bored.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Well, I mean most of my friends who work from home,
they're taking breaks throughout the day. They're going to the
grocery store, They're going to the gym, They're doing this,
They're doing that, like they're not working all that time.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
They're booking, you know, camping reservations. But I did this,
was checking on some sites.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Nothing big.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
I literally sometimes we'll look over and Laura's just over
there planning her next VACAN.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I feel like a lot of my flights and shook
the court. Is he all my flights? Like Airbnbs? I
booked them?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
When you find your deal, Yeah, what we don't know
is Laura's a travel agent.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
You're all getting massive pay cuts.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Uh so anyway, uh yeah, most workers think they can
do it in four days. I think, uh I'd love
to do that where we just like play a best
of on Friday or something.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Because if they work, we wouldn't be at work.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Sternly doesn't like true three days. Well, I think it's
down to two now. He has and then he takes
summers off.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I don't know if you've noticed, but we're not Howard Star.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Shows better.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah, that's it. Were better, damn it.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
This is also something we didn't discuss today. Three quarters
of of workers and many school kids get the Sunday scaries.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Oh sure, yeah, of course.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Three quarters of workers and many school kids experience the
Sunday scaries, anxiety and dread about the upcoming week. A
survey found thirty one percent of affected workers feel this
this way on most Sundays, with symptoms like overthinking the
week and you know, like that sense of uh, you know,
having to start super early when you've been staying up late.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I want to actually talk to the one would you
say two thirds? I want to talk to the third
of people who aren't feeling no.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, I think it's twenty three people.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Yeah, because I give yesterday for example, like it was
it was Sunday for us yesterday on a labor day.
Yeah yeah, And I like, as soon as I woke up,
I just started getting stressed out, thinking, wow, I gotta
get up now. I can't sleep in today because I
got to it better early. I gotta do all this stuff,
and like I just immediately broke out into a panic sweat.
I get, like, did I didn't even get to enjoy
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the day.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
I can't get nearly as drunk on Sunday as I.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Normally, and I know it's Sunday fun day, quote unquote right,
and I always have to, like, I have to force
myself to that because one pm for us, that Sunday,
that's a work night. That's not Sunday Funday. That's We're
going to bed in a few hours. And I've never
been able to shake the Sunday scaries. It's always it's
there for me no matter what. Even though I know
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that I enjoy my job, I know that I will
have fun in here. When I think about it, it
just you get anxiety.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
I get anxiety a lot this time of year, especially
because even though I'm not in school anymore, I see
the back to school commercials. We're talking about kids going
back to school today. You're gonna see tons and tons
of pictures of kids going back to school on Facebook
and Instagram, and I get anxiety even though I don't
have to go to school again or anymore. I get
anxiety about like that same feeling I would get when
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I knew I had to go back to class. Also,
when like with football starting, that just to me was like,
it's all that school coming out.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
It's weird. It's weird for me. It's almost like the
beginning of August. I feel like there's always and it's
not set August, yeah, because it like you can tell
that the sun is shifting, like when I float the
river the first time, as opposed to me floating the
river the second time, Like you could tell that it
was getting like cooler earlier and the sun wasn't quite
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as strong. And I was like, this is the beginning
of August, and I feel like summer's already over.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
And they're dropping pumpkin spice this early now.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
I love fall.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
I did.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
The summer cannot go away fast enough.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
This morning, though, it felt like a time warp because
since I'd been gone for you know, twelve days or whatever,
when I got up, it was so dark out. Yeah
full time, I'm getting ready that I looked at my
clock and it said that the sun was gonna come
up at six thirty five, Like dude, we we just
said the first day of it being after the show
starts and we lost thirty five minutes already.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
And I don't know how you guys are, but like
when it first happens, like when the sun first comes
up at like four in the morning, I get kind
of irritated. I hated it first, and then like three
weeks into it, I love it. And then when it
starts to get dark or sorry when it doesn't the
light doesn't come up till like six six thirty, then
I start hating that. It just takes me a little
bit to adjustment.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
So it's always an adjustment period. And I do like fall.
I just I wish fall was longer because I just
I'm like, fall means pretty soon it's going to start raining,
you know.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
And then I like hoodie weather and yeah, no.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
I like common, but I like it the fall apart
when the leaves are still on the trees they have
fallen off yet.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I mean, got sunny days in a sweatshirt.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Eat, Yeah, those those are the best.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
October and Oregon may be one of the most beautiful places.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
On Earth all the way up until Halloween night. It's
like the change of the guard.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Once that Halloween rain comes and all the leaves stick
to your.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Are exactly so well, we've got a little bit of
a little bit of time left, but definitely with today
being the first day of school and yesterday after not
being here a while, I was definitely part of the
percentage that gets the Sunday scariest.
Speaker 7 (23:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Also we didn't discuss this. Well, tell me what you
are more interested in. There's gen z are leading the
charge away from skinny jeans, or an officer allegedly responds
to a call while drunk, or I guess there was
some officers who are allegedly playing with sex toys when
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they showed.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Up their toys, they're meant to be played with.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
I'll tell you that one. So a woman is accusing
police of being the cause of her marriage falling apart.
This woman says the police searched her home as part
of a drug investigation involved a member of her family.
Well in her home, she says, the officers behaved quote
like children in a playground when they found a box
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containing over one thousand dollars worth of erotic gadgets.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Which honestly might only be like four toys.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
That's yeah, that fist is going to run your four
hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
And with the warranty.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Bodycam footage reportedly showed officers handling the sex toys and
commenting at how quote sticky they were.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Oh, come does that mean with one randy?
Speaker 4 (24:24):
At one point two officers were tossing a g string
back and forth hot potato. After a review, the police
department called the officers behavior quote unacceptable and professional and
has compensated the woman to the tune of four thousand,
seven hundred dollars in gift cards to Adam and Eve.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
But like, why did why is it the cause of
her marriage falling?
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Well, she says, since the incident, she's gotten a divorce,
and she blames the trauma from the the incident as
the root of the problem.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Or did the husband say, I didn't know you had
a chamber of secrets?
Speaker 4 (24:55):
What have you been flogging over there? That's too because
they did use the term erotic gadget.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
It's yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
And so she's got some really scary stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I mean, he's like, I didn't know you had a
drill though, probably like one of those little kung fu
things that Jackie Chan would work on.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
I mean, don't you think he'd be stoked?
Speaker 6 (25:10):
Though?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
He'd be like, yeah, not.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
If it's not if that stuff's all getting put to
work on another dude, which that kind of sounds like
it to me, like if you have a full closet
of thousands of dollars worth of sex stuff and your
spouse doesn't know about it, you're using it with somebody else.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
No, I mean he was just bad and bad, and
she's like, if you're not going to do it, I'll
take care of it myself.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
But my question is why were they sticky? You know,
like you're not going to clean that.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
They were probably joking.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Who sees somebody's sex toy and actually picks it up?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Though?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I mean they were wearing gloves, right, Yeah, no way.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
You guys got to think about this for the way
they do searches too, Like there, if they have a
warrant to go in and they're looking for drugs, they
can search inside of anything that they think the drugs
might fit into. So who knows. Maybe they were popping
the tops off these things, spilling the batteries out, like
really checking through them, that is. But I just want
to stay based on something that we talked about a
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second ago, and that's the Sunday scaries. If you're saying
two thirds of people get the Sunday scaries. These officers
are probably in that group and they're just trying to
deal with their Monday. Man. I might toss a g
string across the search too. Why not, Like it's just
find the silver lining in your cloud, is all I'm saying.
And I don't think it was worth four grand I
think these officers are getting a ballot of okay.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
First of all, if someone is touching like, that's like
really intimate personal property, Like I think that, Yeah, but
did he did they also look in every mug in
the cabinet? Did they look in every you know what
I mean? It's like you would have to do a
pretty extensive search if you're looking in if you're unscrewed,
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wing every sex toy to see if there is drug.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
I mean, I'm just saying where the batteries go. I
think those rubber fists are.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Hollow, So yeah, you can put.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I don't think with a game of toss the panties,
you just don't want to be the one holding it
when the music starts.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Hold on, Laurie, how would you know that?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Well, we've given away mister fisters at our at our
bacon and beer parties. And they're pretty heavy.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
I was gonna say, we do have one of the
few jobs where you might be able to explain your
way out of.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
It, because I was like, you know, I mean, because
it didn't feel hollows.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Yeah, I guess they were kind of heavy, sturdy, and
talk about the feel. You could probably break a man's
jaws clip with one of those fisters.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
It's like that was that was a hot commodity.
Speaker 6 (27:44):
Fill it with ketamine and that's a party, right, I mean.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Truly though, until that, until that fist comes apart, you.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Don't need to be taken anybody. Come on, now, that's
just party five.
Speaker 6 (27:55):
All right.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
I think that does it for us. Don't forget bacon
and beer. Yeah. Decade, Yeah, a decade of debauchery is
coming up in just ten days, man, very exciting.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Never are we going to be giving away sex toys
this bacon of beer?
Speaker 3 (28:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
I don't know. Court is that that question for you,
mister sex toy man?
Speaker 5 (28:14):
Why is that the question for me?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
We still have a stash.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
I think we gave them all out at the last one.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
But I they're in his trunk.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Well, I think Susan's gonna have to make another awkward
call to bout even ask for some weird stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I do love when she has to go down there
and be like, I'm Susan and I'm here for the dido.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
I'm here for a sack of.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Sack of dill.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
But because we did give away, there was one last
time we gave away that was like two hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Yeah, because they's they weren't just giving us like the junk,
like they give us some really high quality sex to
the Louis Bauton, the Louis Vuitton and sex toys hes Marcus.
Speaker 6 (28:46):
We used to play porn shop prices right down here
on The Donkey Show and Eugene, you guys would send
me out to one of our client porn shops and
they were, first of all awesome people to deal with.
I've never seen people so excited about sex toys. And
they would always break out the Cadillac whatever they had
in that week that was really expensive. They would give
me to to go Rod Roddy on it live on
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the air. And I gotta be honest with you, I
never knew people invested this much into their sex toys.
I didn't until I got down there and saw the
price tags on some of this stuff.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Dude, Like people treat their sex toys like I treat
my my RC car hobby like they spend hundreds of dollars.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
You are.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Can't make you yip like a dolphin?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Have you tried?
Speaker 4 (29:30):
True?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
I bet you depends on the car.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
So wow, there it is. Yeah. Anyway, So that's how
many sex toys do you have?
Speaker 6 (29:42):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (29:42):
Marcus mar lost count back in seven, you know, came
into a little money, went out to the store, blacked out,
and I don't know, I'll have to get back to it.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
It still never pays for loube in that town.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Woke up with a Rubbert Cowton.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Wheels.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
By the way, the bacon and beer party is coming up.
I don't know if we said that at this September twelfth.
All right, we're going from Friday, you know, at ten
days from today. We're recording this on September second. So
it's happening at Elks Lodge in Milwaukee six to ten am.
Everyone shows up. It's free, Bacon's gonna be crazy party.
Come join us.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
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and Laura's Donkey Show, heard daily at one oh five
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all of our souls.
Let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show, don.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
S what is having him? Kids? Thanks for checking out Tanner,
True and Laura's Donkey Show podcast O heard online at
one of five nine, the brew dot com or iHeartRadio
app or wherever you listen to podcasts. I'm Tanner, Drew's here,
Laura's here. Court just walked in and bus Draus Marcus
is on the mic at his house. Welcome back everybody.
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Hope you had a good cord. Do you have a
Goodlaberty weekend?
Speaker 5 (00:37):
H yeah, it was fine.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yay?
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Do you just stay at the house one up to
my dad's place up in Stephens.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I love Stevens except for having to do some of
your work Tanner I heard.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I told these guys. I felt
so bad because on Friday, Court sends me a text
message that says, hey, don't forget about the best of
on Saturday morning, and then the best of for Monday morning,
you know, because Drew Drew's out and usually sets up
the best of us, which.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I appreciate you doing that. While I was going, yeah,
it was no big deal.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
But he sent me a message and Friday was crazy.
So my mom was having issues. I was on I
had to drive to Canby to get medic medications and
it was just like.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Friday sucked a lot of moving parts.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
And I was trying to Also, we were trying to
get to the camping spot at a decent time.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Check in at the camping spot was at two pm.
We didn't get there till nine. Oh yeah, the sun
was already down. Setting up camp in the dark sucks.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I'd at nine at a campground.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Yeah, yeah, because it was by that time dark dark,
it was, it was calming down.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
So we're having, like, you know, to blow our air
mattress up at like ten o'clock.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Neighbors.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
And I always every time I go camping, I feel like,
in the middle of the night, I hear someone blowing
their air mattress up.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
So you was that guy.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
I was that guy. But like we just got to
be really quick about it.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
But it's it's like a really tiny air mattress fan
or whatever it's. The pump is slow, it's about and
it's honestly, it's smaller than a cell phone.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
This pump.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I know, I know you're talking about. Yeah, the little one.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yeah they're cool and they work. It just takes a
little longer. And uh, anyway, so we were getting you know,
I was just running around and Court sent me a
text message. He goes, don't forget about Saturday and Monday morning.
What did I do? I left and I totally forgot
about Saturday and Monday morning. So I we literally just
set up the camp. I had just finished setting up
the camp and I realized, oh shit, yeah, I forgot
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to set this up.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
So do you have a signal?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah, I had a dude. Battleground Lake, Battleground Campground Lake
is my favorite camp spot. Had a strong signal the
whole time.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Because Battleground is pretty civilized.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Yeah it's not.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah, no, it's great, a little town downtown. Battle Ground
is kind of cool, you know. And I really like
the campgrounds. The lake is beautiful. Found out that it's
actually like a dormant volcano. I didn't know that, Okay,
And and uh yeah, there's like a trail around the
entire lake, which I walked a few times.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
It's nice, and the camp spots are big. I feel
like the campsites in Washington are much bigger. You're more
spacious than the Oregon campsites. Interesting, and we all have
these poles where you can just hang a lantern up there.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, especially when you can't have a fire.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Righteah, no fires, which was like, get a kind of
accustomed to it.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
After a bit, you do, it's fine. But the first
night was fine. The second night it was kind of chilly,
so like we were like, man, we should be able
to have a fire right now.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
But fires of the guest, I mean, like just staring
into the fire at the end of the night's the
best part of camp.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
It's like you're television camping.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
You just stare at exactly I do. I feel like
we got because when I went to Crater Lake, we
were still allowed to have fires, and I feel like
that that was the last of it. Well, I feel
like everything caught on fire.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
The campsites on the coast, I think you can still
have campfires. When I was when I was checking last month,
they were.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
I think you get so much moisture off the off
the ocean. I think that's fog makes it.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Oh oh my gosh, you guys. I thought that was
actual footage on the TV of an EMU on a
ball field.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
It was a liberty. Liberty that was That was.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
That was Doug.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, still still drinking some of us.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Look at that c G I is getting really good, impressive.
So yeah, it was. It was a fun time. A
battleground lake. I definitely love that campground. I'm gonna go.
Actually this morning I got in. I booked a cabin
there for November because you got these little cabins.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
That's nice. How big is the lake?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Uh, there's a ton of paddle boards out there, swimmers?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
It's was it like crowded.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
One side was okay, one side of the lake was
and like there were people fishing off the end of
the dock with kids jumping off that dock and like
you're not gonna those fish are long gone on other
side of the lake. But yeah, it's I don't know,
it's like.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Because like when we went to Frog Lake up at
up in Mount Hood, it was so small and it
was so crowded to the point where it was like
not any fun at Frog Lake is tiny. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yeah, I don't know about Frogley. I don't know how
big that one is, but this one is a decent size.
It's it's cozy. That's I like it. Yeah, I really
like it. So it's one of my new favorite campgrounds.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
And it's kind of well, you got the cabin, which
will help, but we're kind of getting to yeah, we're
getting the witching hour on camping.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah, I got a cabin half for November fourteenth, the sixteenth,
and I'm just crossing my fingers that it's not going
to rain, Like, even if it rains, it'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
But that's kind of I mean, it is kind of
cool to have that drizzly.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Because I want to camp.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Finduff Northwest cabin.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
We actually like doing that a lot. We will will
book places where they either have yurts or cabins and
then then you don't have to set anything up. You
just back up your car for your stuff in and.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
You still feel like you're camping.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Yeah, and if it's if it's crappy weather, it's fine.
You just hang out and you know whatever, just do
do whatever. And if it's good weather, you're you're I've always.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Wanted to stay in one of those yurts, but I
never booked time.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Well I've only stayed I mean, I've stayed in a
couple of different kinds of year. It's one at Lost
Lake and there's even like they've got like wood burning stoves,
so I'm sure your your cabin will have something like that.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Like we used to rent these before everyone got so busy.
We'd rent these cabins at Camp Sherman on the Metolius
River over by Black Butte here in Oregon. And it
is like once you get down in there, now, granted
you do lose a signal eventually, yeah, but that's kind
of half the fun is you got a little fireplace.
If you were to get like blindfolded and then pulled
it off, you think you were back one hundred years. Yeah,
(06:25):
you know, and it's just like once you got your
little cabin, yeah, whatever happens happens. It's kind of sweet.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
I just love camping in the Northwest.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
There's I've been camping in Texas and stuff, and there's
nothing like it here. You know, sorry, there's nothing like it.
There's nothing like here anywhere else.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I've got a buddy who lives here who's from Florida,
and like a year ago they're like, yeah, we're going camping.
I was like, oh nice. He's like, yeah, I'm a
little nervous. I was like, what do you mean you're nervous?
He had never camped in his life because Florida that's
just not the thing like that.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
You just go to like a swamp.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah. So like the idea of we're going to stay
here many nights. Yeah, it's kind of lost.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Like I can't imagine sitting up camp with no trees. Yeah,
I don't have shade.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
It happen way I would. I would go camping in
Florida and you're gonna wake up inside a snake.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Or in a trunk.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Never, thank you. But it was a lot of fun.
And Laura went to Detroit to visit her family. I did,
and I guess her mom almost ate a weed brownie.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
My little brother is really adamant about getting my mom
to try weed, and I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Know why, but he wants to have fun.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, so he texted me while I was sitting Actually
we had a campfire too. I was just in the
middle of my mom's backyard. But whatever, it was fun.
But I was sitting next to my mom and my
little brother texts on me and only me, and he's like,
do you think we could get mom to try weed?
And he's like, I don't think we could, and I
was like, I bet we could. Mom has kind of
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loosened up a lot over the past couple of years.
So I asked Mom. I was like, yo, you want
to try weed gummy or what. She was like okay.
And so after that, Mark my little brother was like
gung ho and so. And as soon as he gets
to the little barbecue whatever day that was Sunday, he's like, so,
wah are we we Are we going to do what
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we talked about doing? And I was like what are
you talking about?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
And he's like, you know, you know what?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
What what what we talked about on the text message.
I was like what and he's like the weed gummy
and I was like I don't know, bro. So it
actually ended up not happening, which.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Is too badst opportunity. Yeah, but I was like, yes,
he slammed that gummy right in there. My mom would
never say yes. If she did, I'd be like circle Back'd.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Be like, let's go.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
I bet I totally think you could talk your mom
into it.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Laura, well, she already said she was going to. I
just felt like, well no, But it was just like
we were like busy doing other stuff, and we were
drinking and.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Got a catcher in that first moment when she says, yes,
what if.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
What if mom did the same thing that our friend
Chin used to do. He would get high and then
just disappear.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yeah, I feel like she like if she like went
to bat or something, that'd be a bummer, or just like.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
She slept for fourteen hours.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
I'm glad it was a weird gummy that you were
talking about, not a brownie, because brownie is take a
dark turns, unpredictable.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Why is it so different from Brownie's to gummies.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Because are usually homemade.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Somebody has made it and and they may have a
different tolerance in the U. So you got brownie in
your and would you buy a gummy?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
You usually know how many grams?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah, And if you're buying the brownie, are eating the brownie,
you're likely it's been made with the butter, and the
butter is unpredictable, whereas and the gummy is probably tested,
bend through the whole thing and you know, do it
to the score mark exactly what the consumption is. It's
quite a bit more pinpoint.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
My mom would would totally eat a gummy. What about
your parents, Marcus would would your mom and dad, uh,
you know, eat a gummy with you one day.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
There was a time when when my dad was on
him man, I mean he loved him for, you know,
being out with his buddies, or he would eat one
poker night. He's a He's a five milligram dude, that's
all he needs. Yeah, and I think he They were
at the Pendleton Whiskey Festival over in Pendleton to work
in a few years back, and my dad pulled out
(10:21):
a five milligram gummy and let my mom, who does
My mom's like a one two glass of wine person.
She's not a drinker, she's never done drugs. She hit
the corner off that thing and had the night of
her life, I mean, giggle fest for the entire concert.
Just really enjoyed it, but tried it and has never
really gone back. Said yeah, that was fun, but I
don't need it. So really kind of both of them
(10:44):
are off of it now. They went through a couple
of years where any given day my dad might be
on a gummy. I would just have to ask, you know.
And I thought it was cool too, because it was
sort of like towards the end of me working in
the cannabis industry. That sort of jogged them into being like, oh, hey,
this is probably okay, Like our son's making a living
doing this, like he's handing it to us now, it's
(11:06):
not some dude out of the trunk of his car.
I think that loosened him up to the whole idea.
You know, I think had I not spent five years
selling it legally, they probably never would have touched it.
To be honest with you.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
That's yeah, who is it? Somebody was telling me this
morning about slipping somebody a gummy without them knowing.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Oh no, that ain't cool.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Oh you're that's Amy's grandma got slipped one.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Like how old is Amy's grandma?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Ninety?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
So what happened?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
She just basically someone who shouldn't have been giving it
to her gave it to her. And I was pumping
up a raft and I was like, did you just
give her that?
Speaker 6 (11:50):
And she's like, oh, there's ten milligrams.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Ten would put me down.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
And I was like, you can't give her ten milligrams
she's ninety.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Especially if you're not expecting it. Yeah, I mean, so
she think that she's having like a heart attack or
something like that, or her heart starts fluttering and lightheaded
and stuff.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Sound like she had a great time.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Well, she was already like she was super sad before
that about it being her last trip down the river
and like down there, that's what you do is every
year you go float the river with the family, and
so she felt like it was her last hurrah. So
when they gave it to her, I think that it
was part of a plan to not have her repeat
stories on the boat, which they worked. At one point,
(12:31):
I thought she was dying because she was like standing
in her mouth all wide open. But then I did
later on, I start her eating chips and smiling at
the front of the boat. So she had no idea,
and I'm sure she would have been mad if she
had known that she had done that to her. You know,
so no harm, no foul on that part of it.
But I was like, you probably don't need to do that.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
No, no, you gotta let grandma know.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yeah, my mom is Is constantly asked me to bring
her something, bring me a gami, you bring me a
cookie or something.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yeah, Like.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
I was at a party with some homemade brownies once
that uh put a like a very fit. Well he
was a smoke jumper. He's one of these guys that
jumps out of a damn plane to go fight fire
with his bare hands. Like hard individual put him in
the emergency room because he had no idea. Just saw
a plate to brownies like any six foot two two
and twenty pound guy does, and had two or three
(13:23):
and uh yeah, right to the hospital because he never
felt he'd never done it before. Heart started fluttering, like
Court was saying, thought he was having like some sort
of heart attack issue. And of course, big laugh. Once
the people that made the brownies figured it out, they
woke up late, dude was already in the hospital. Yeah,
how do they got They got to the er and
(13:44):
were like, hey, these are weed brownies. And the doctor
was like, oh, I know what's wrong with you. You're baked.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Go home.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
You're having an anxiety attack, that's what not know.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Because I mean, I feel like I've never eaten a
weed brownie that I couldn't tell had weed in it.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Yeah, you can taste it, or you could at least
take said it doesn't taste as good, Yeah, like something's
in this thing.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Well, right, But if you're not somebody that does it
all the time. If you're somebody that's never done it,
you're just gonna think you had a shitty brownie. Yeah,
and let me like, why does this brownie taste like
they made it right after they mowed the lawns.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
The commercial brownies tastes more like a brownie, yeah, and
less like a and less like weed because they're using
all that extract. Yeah, so they're not like grinding up
pot like we were back in the day.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Well, brownie's we brownie sound good right about now?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Actually, I haven't had a weed brownie in a long time.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
You give Laura some couch lock. Oh yeah, I'm awake,
but I'm not.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I'm just staring at the wall.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
There were some stuff that we didn't get to get
to on the actual live show today, like binge watching
your favorite shows may actually be good for you.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Oh sure, who put out this survey? Netflix?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Yeah, I don't know that thirteen hours and three bags
of chips is good for me, but whatever in a
couch lock. But yeah, they say it probably just does
something mentally to like if if you watch an hour
or two, maybe three hours just to like enjoy yourself
and you know, tune out for the rest of the world.
It's like when I get into a really good book,
when I find a good TV show where I can
just binge it like it's I get into it, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
But I feel like watching TV and reading a book
not the same one. You're actually exercising your brain.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
The other one you just chewing it up.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Anyway, Apparently that study is the thing. I don't know
if you should really put a lot of I mean.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
They why do they say that? Though? What's their explanation.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Researchers found people who consume stories consecutively are more likely
to engage in retrospective imaginative involvement.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Now it is, there is something to be said for
that where you've got more input coming into your brain,
so therefore you may think in a broader form because
you have more information in there. It's just the only
problem is is that the idiot Tube is designed to
like almost make you go zombie.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Mode on it.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah, especially the Netflix shows, because they're like they're they're
making it to where you're supposed to be able to
enjoy the show.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
While not looking at it, which is nuts.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
So apparently that's why all the characters on Netflix movies
and shows explain what they're doing out loud because they
say most people are looking at their phones and they
just need to hear some things that are happening.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Yeah, which is totally true because I'm my what we're
watching is watching some of them My wife yesterday and
like I was paying attention. She was on her phone
and she like looked up and she's like, Oh, is
that what happened. I'm like, yeah, that's what they've been
talking about for the last ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah. But I mean, so with that, but like if
that's if that's the case, then when you're looking at
your phone, not only are you not watching, you're also
not really actively listening either, So it doesn't matter because
you're still not gonna know what's going on.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yeah, but I do feel just say, somebody to tell.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
You if you are paying attention and you're absorbing the information,
I could see how that might be helpful for like
comprehension skills and things like that.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
I don't know, though, Yeah, it sounds like something Netflix
came up with. Yeah, yeah, it's totally good for you.
Just binge watch all night.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
The fine people at HBO mex exactly.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Let's see. Also, we didn't discuss this today, most workers
think they can do their job in just four days.
So maybe go from that from eight hours a day
to ten hours a day and then take Fridays or
Mondays off or something. But yeah, a new surveyor revealed
sixty nine percent of employed Americans believe they could fulfill
their duties just just productively in a four day week
(17:21):
four days, thirty two hours a week type situation.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I mean, wouldn't you think that most jobs you're a
slave to the clock, and so you're doing at times
you're doing nothing or looking like you're doing something in
order to fill the time till five pm. So if
every day you're done with all your duties at two
thirty or three pm and you have to sit and
marinate two hours, yeah, of course you think you can
do this.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
That's why I like being in the creative world because listen,
when you're done, you're done. Yeah, so you're done at
eleven am, cool, if you're done at four pm, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
What it is, what it is, check all the boxes.
And some people like your first job you ever had
is likely this type of thing where I remember I
was stacking like office boxes and every minute felt like
an hour. But It's just like, you know, you have
to be there for so many more hours, Why would
you work faster? Because like, I'm just gonna know, I'm
gonna be really bored.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Well, I mean most of my friends who work from home,
they're taking breaks throughout the day. They're going to the
grocery store, They're going to the gym, They're doing this,
They're doing that, like they're not working all that time.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
They're booking, you know, camping reservations. But I did this,
was checking on some sites.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Nothing big.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
I literally sometimes we'll look over and Laura's just over
there planning her next VACAN.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I feel like a lot of my flights and shook
the court. Is he all my flights? Like Airbnbs? I
booked them?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
When you find your deal, Yeah, what we don't know
is Laura's a travel agent.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
You're all getting massive pay cuts.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Uh so anyway, uh yeah, most workers think they can
do it in four days. I think, uh I'd love
to do that where we just like play a best
of on Friday or something.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Because if they work, we wouldn't be at work.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Sternly doesn't like true three days. Well, I think it's
down to two now. He has and then he takes
summers off.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I don't know if you've noticed, but we're not Howard Star.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Shows better.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah, that's it. Were better, damn it.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
This is also something we didn't discuss today. Three quarters
of of workers and many school kids get the Sunday scaries.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Oh sure, yeah, of course.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Three quarters of workers and many school kids experience the
Sunday scaries, anxiety and dread about the upcoming week. A
survey found thirty one percent of affected workers feel this
this way on most Sundays, with symptoms like overthinking the
week and you know, like that sense of uh, you know,
having to start super early when you've been staying up late.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I want to actually talk to the one would you
say two thirds? I want to talk to the third
of people who aren't feeling no.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, I think it's twenty three people.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Yeah, because I give yesterday for example, like it was
it was Sunday for us yesterday on a labor day.
Yeah yeah, And I like, as soon as I woke up,
I just started getting stressed out, thinking, wow, I gotta
get up now. I can't sleep in today because I
got to it better early. I gotta do all this stuff,
and like I just immediately broke out into a panic sweat.
I get, like, did I didn't even get to enjoy
(20:16):
the day.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
I can't get nearly as drunk on Sunday as I.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Normally, and I know it's Sunday fun day, quote unquote right,
and I always have to, like, I have to force
myself to that because one pm for us, that Sunday,
that's a work night. That's not Sunday Funday. That's We're
going to bed in a few hours. And I've never
been able to shake the Sunday scaries. It's always it's
there for me no matter what. Even though I know
(20:39):
that I enjoy my job, I know that I will
have fun in here. When I think about it, it
just you get anxiety.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
I get anxiety a lot this time of year, especially
because even though I'm not in school anymore, I see
the back to school commercials. We're talking about kids going
back to school today. You're gonna see tons and tons
of pictures of kids going back to school on Facebook
and Instagram, and I get anxiety even though I don't
have to go to school again or anymore. I get
anxiety about like that same feeling I would get when
(21:06):
I knew I had to go back to class. Also,
when like with football starting, that just to me was like,
it's all that school coming out.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
It's weird. It's weird for me. It's almost like the
beginning of August. I feel like there's always and it's
not set August, yeah, because it like you can tell
that the sun is shifting, like when I float the
river the first time, as opposed to me floating the
river the second time, Like you could tell that it
was getting like cooler earlier and the sun wasn't quite
(21:37):
as strong. And I was like, this is the beginning
of August, and I feel like summer's already over.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
And they're dropping pumpkin spice this early now.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
I love fall.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
I did.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
The summer cannot go away fast enough.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
This morning, though, it felt like a time warp because
since I'd been gone for you know, twelve days or whatever,
when I got up, it was so dark out. Yeah
full time, I'm getting ready that I looked at my
clock and it said that the sun was gonna come
up at six thirty five, Like dude, we we just
said the first day of it being after the show
starts and we lost thirty five minutes already.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
And I don't know how you guys are, but like
when it first happens, like when the sun first comes
up at like four in the morning, I get kind
of irritated. I hated it first, and then like three
weeks into it, I love it. And then when it
starts to get dark or sorry when it doesn't the
light doesn't come up till like six six thirty, then
I start hating that. It just takes me a little
bit to adjustment.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
So it's always an adjustment period. And I do like fall.
I just I wish fall was longer because I just
I'm like, fall means pretty soon it's going to start raining,
you know.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
And then I like hoodie weather and yeah, no.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
I like common, but I like it the fall apart
when the leaves are still on the trees they have
fallen off yet.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I mean, got sunny days in a sweatshirt.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Eat, Yeah, those those are the best.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
October and Oregon may be one of the most beautiful places.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
On Earth all the way up until Halloween night. It's
like the change of the guard.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Once that Halloween rain comes and all the leaves stick
to your.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Are exactly so well, we've got a little bit of
a little bit of time left, but definitely with today
being the first day of school and yesterday after not
being here a while, I was definitely part of the
percentage that gets the Sunday scariest.
Speaker 7 (23:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Also we didn't discuss this. Well, tell me what you
are more interested in. There's gen z are leading the
charge away from skinny jeans, or an officer allegedly responds
to a call while drunk, or I guess there was
some officers who are allegedly playing with sex toys when
(23:36):
they showed.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Up their toys, they're meant to be played with.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
I'll tell you that one. So a woman is accusing
police of being the cause of her marriage falling apart.
This woman says the police searched her home as part
of a drug investigation involved a member of her family.
Well in her home, she says, the officers behaved quote
like children in a playground when they found a box
(24:02):
containing over one thousand dollars worth of erotic gadgets.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Which honestly might only be like four toys.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
That's yeah, that fist is going to run your four
hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
And with the warranty.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Bodycam footage reportedly showed officers handling the sex toys and
commenting at how quote sticky they were.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Oh, come does that mean with one randy?
Speaker 4 (24:24):
At one point two officers were tossing a g string
back and forth hot potato. After a review, the police
department called the officers behavior quote unacceptable and professional and
has compensated the woman to the tune of four thousand,
seven hundred dollars in gift cards to Adam and Eve.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
But like, why did why is it the cause of
her marriage falling?
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Well, she says, since the incident, she's gotten a divorce,
and she blames the trauma from the the incident as
the root of the problem.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Or did the husband say, I didn't know you had
a chamber of secrets?
Speaker 4 (24:55):
What have you been flogging over there? That's too because
they did use the term erotic gadget.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
It's yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
And so she's got some really scary stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I mean, he's like, I didn't know you had a
drill though, probably like one of those little kung fu
things that Jackie Chan would work on.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
I mean, don't you think he'd be stoked?
Speaker 6 (25:10):
Though?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
He'd be like, yeah, not.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
If it's not if that stuff's all getting put to
work on another dude, which that kind of sounds like
it to me, like if you have a full closet
of thousands of dollars worth of sex stuff and your
spouse doesn't know about it, you're using it with somebody else.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
No, I mean he was just bad and bad, and
she's like, if you're not going to do it, I'll
take care of it myself.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
But my question is why were they sticky? You know,
like you're not going to clean that.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
They were probably joking.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Who sees somebody's sex toy and actually picks it up?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Though?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I mean they were wearing gloves, right, Yeah, no way.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
You guys got to think about this for the way
they do searches too, Like there, if they have a
warrant to go in and they're looking for drugs, they
can search inside of anything that they think the drugs
might fit into. So who knows. Maybe they were popping
the tops off these things, spilling the batteries out, like
really checking through them, that is. But I just want
to stay based on something that we talked about a
(26:15):
second ago, and that's the Sunday scaries. If you're saying
two thirds of people get the Sunday scaries. These officers
are probably in that group and they're just trying to
deal with their Monday. Man. I might toss a g
string across the search too. Why not, Like it's just
find the silver lining in your cloud, is all I'm saying.
And I don't think it was worth four grand I
think these officers are getting a ballot of okay.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
First of all, if someone is touching like, that's like
really intimate personal property, Like I think that, Yeah, but
did he did they also look in every mug in
the cabinet? Did they look in every you know what
I mean? It's like you would have to do a
pretty extensive search if you're looking in if you're unscrewed,
(27:00):
wing every sex toy to see if there is drug.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
I mean, I'm just saying where the batteries go. I
think those rubber fists are.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Hollow, So yeah, you can put.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I don't think with a game of toss the panties,
you just don't want to be the one holding it
when the music starts.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Hold on, Laurie, how would you know that?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Well, we've given away mister fisters at our at our
bacon and beer parties. And they're pretty heavy.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
I was gonna say, we do have one of the
few jobs where you might be able to explain your
way out of.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
It, because I was like, you know, I mean, because
it didn't feel hollows.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Yeah, I guess they were kind of heavy, sturdy, and
talk about the feel. You could probably break a man's
jaws clip with one of those fisters.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
It's like that was that was a hot commodity.
Speaker 6 (27:44):
Fill it with ketamine and that's a party, right, I mean.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Truly though, until that, until that fist comes apart, you.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Don't need to be taken anybody. Come on, now, that's
just party five.
Speaker 6 (27:55):
All right.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
I think that does it for us. Don't forget bacon
and beer. Yeah. Decade, Yeah, a decade of debauchery is
coming up in just ten days, man, very exciting.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Never are we going to be giving away sex toys
this bacon of beer?
Speaker 3 (28:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
I don't know. Court is that that question for you,
mister sex toy man?
Speaker 5 (28:14):
Why is that the question for me?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
We still have a stash.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
I think we gave them all out at the last one.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
But I they're in his trunk.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Well, I think Susan's gonna have to make another awkward
call to bout even ask for some weird stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I do love when she has to go down there
and be like, I'm Susan and I'm here for the dido.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
I'm here for a sack of.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Sack of dill.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
But because we did give away, there was one last
time we gave away that was like two hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Yeah, because they's they weren't just giving us like the junk,
like they give us some really high quality sex to
the Louis Bauton, the Louis Vuitton and sex toys hes Marcus.
Speaker 6 (28:46):
We used to play porn shop prices right down here
on The Donkey Show and Eugene, you guys would send
me out to one of our client porn shops and
they were, first of all awesome people to deal with.
I've never seen people so excited about sex toys. And
they would always break out the Cadillac whatever they had
in that week that was really expensive. They would give
me to to go Rod Roddy on it live on
(29:07):
the air. And I gotta be honest with you, I
never knew people invested this much into their sex toys.
I didn't until I got down there and saw the
price tags on some of this stuff.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Dude, Like people treat their sex toys like I treat
my my RC car hobby like they spend hundreds of dollars.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
You are.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Can't make you yip like a dolphin?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Have you tried?
Speaker 4 (29:30):
True?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
I bet you depends on the car.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
So wow, there it is. Yeah. Anyway, So that's how
many sex toys do you have?
Speaker 6 (29:42):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (29:42):
Marcus mar lost count back in seven, you know, came
into a little money, went out to the store, blacked out,
and I don't know, I'll have to get back to it.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
It still never pays for loube in that town.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Woke up with a Rubbert Cowton.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Wheels.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
By the way, the bacon and beer party is coming up.
I don't know if we said that at this September twelfth.
All right, we're going from Friday, you know, at ten
days from today. We're recording this on September second. So
it's happening at Elks Lodge in Milwaukee six to ten am.
Everyone shows up. It's free, Bacon's gonna be crazy party.
Come join us.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Transfer to show terminated. You've been listening to Tanner, Drew
and Laura's Donkey Show, heard daily at one oh five
nine the brew dot com. May God have mercy on
all of our souls.
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