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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show, Donkey Show.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yeah, Oh, thank you, Chab, thank you children. It's Tanner,
Drew and Lauren's Donkey Show podcast shirt online at one
of five nine the brew dot Com, our iHeartRadio app
or wherever you listen to podcasts. Tanner Drew's here a,
Laura's here, Beef Waterer Bus Rafts, and Marcus is on
the mic at his house today in the huge Marcus,
(00:37):
were you at the game on on Saturday? Is sixty
nine to what? Three? I was?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Man?
Speaker 5 (00:43):
The Dunk's putting up sixty nine points on my birthday?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Felt on his Arctic birthday?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Did you forget it? Totally forgot? Can I tell you?
I didn't remember till ten pm.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Man.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I sent him a text immediately and and uh, I
felt so bad. But then I saw that the Ducks
had sixty nine points in one I go, oh, he's fine.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, that helps. Marcus is fine, but I do like
to wish him a happy birthday. So my bad.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Thanks guys. I always appreciated, but it's never expected or needed.
I know you guys care, especially you're thinking about me.
When the Ducks put up sixty nine points. Hell yeah, man,
I got everything I need. My cup is full.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I knew that was gonna make Marcus happy. And then
then he told me it was his birthday. I was like, God,
that's perfect because I can you imagine, like Marcus is
one of those guys that gets but hurt if they lose,
and you know he went to school there. I get it,
and so to have that, to have them lose on
his birthday would have been sound.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
I have a question though, like the game was boring, right, I.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Mean, it was not boring.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Do you care?
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Do you does it he does it matter?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
So far from boring?
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Does it matter to you that it was a complete blowout?
Like would you have liked to see a little more?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
What were Well?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
You go ahead and Marcus okay, So I'll tell you
there's there's a difference between Montana State and Oklahoma Date.
Obviously we know they're in a different level of college
football competition, right, but Montana State it's a little boring
because it's fully expected. Oklahoma State two years ago was
a contender, possible playoff edition Big Twelve title contender, when
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the Ducks rip off three plays and have scored two
touchdowns of that magnitude, it takes two or three quarters
to come down from that excitement. Like after that second
touchdown on the second drive. First play, the second drive,
you know, you bust off a sixty yard run, you
come right back and score a sixty yard touchdown pass.
We were just jumping up and down for the next
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forty five minutes an hour, And by the time we
came down from the first two touchdowns, it was halftime
and we had almost a forty point lead. So it's
really hard to say, no, it wasn't exciting. Well, I mean,
it's's been a while since Oregon's had a game like
that against the Directional State School.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
To Lauri's point, of our level, but I think to
Lauri's point, like, if you're a core Ducks fan, like
you guys are, of course it was an exciting game
for you. But if you're like me who wants them
to win but doesn't really care, or if you're just
a viewer just watching the game, isn't it better to
have the score closer and not to such a blowout
like that, Because I'm like, you know, who's gonna win.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Tune in care people tune in for plays, right though.
I mean we were scoring touchdowns from sixty yards out
forty yards out all day.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
It takes It takes a lot when there's you know,
one hundred and fifty college football teams playing on a
given Saturday. To be on the list of the top stories.
I mean, you almost never make the list. And that
drumming was the fourth biggest story in America on Saturday.
And here's the other thing to keep in mind. And
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you guys are right close. Games are way more fun
for everyone but the Duck fan, especially what happened last year.
We were the number one team in the country. We
were favored to win the championship. We've waited our whole
lives and then it was just sucked out by a
team that looked better than us. And so it was
like it wasn't like we got robbed. It was like,
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oh no, are we still baby brother? And then this
team walked out and I hadn't gotten a chance to
watch the first game because I was out of the country.
When I saw these dudes, I was like, oh my god,
how is this team that much better than last year?
And every one of them looks like you made them
on a video game. Their arms are the size of
a torso, their thighs, I mean, the butt cheeks on
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these dudes.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
You could write a.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Letter to your mom about. I mean, it is insanity
what they look like. And it's forty million dollars. But
you're watching you want the juice up league. This is
the closest thing I could possibly show you to that
right now.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Yeah, and it's the other thing I'll add to Drew's
point there is that Yeah, close games are fun, right,
But last year on my fortieth birthday, we eked out
a field goal victory over Boise State. And while that
was great once we walked out of the stadium and
we're high fiving, that game was a pressure cooker the
entire time. And if you want to ask me which
(05:01):
one I had more fun at during the game, I
had a lot more fun at sixty nine to three
than I did thirty four to thirty one because I was.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
The entire game.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah that.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Too. I had people traveling in from eight plus hours
away because it was my birthday, So there's that added pressure, like,
please God, don't let them turn in a stinker. When
everybody drove so many hours to come see me here.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
That's the game, Tannery.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
You walked on the freeway right, because he came to
town for that game.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, I guess yep, just to get people.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
But yeah, you you took it. He took a turn.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I took a wrong turn and went into fucking Canby. No,
I can't be a deep spring Coburg whatever. Yeah. Well,
and pressed was something. I don't know where I went,
but I was lost and thank god I found a
cop because he took me home. Yeah that was cool.
Praise be Uh. Court just walked in the room. Good morning, sir, Hey,
how you doing? And it is hot in here today,
isn't it.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
It's been hotter.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's all right, really, it just feels extra hot today
for me. Might be having some hot flash.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
It's pretty warm.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Well, good to see you, brother. Did you hear today's show? Yeah?
Did you hear us eating chili cheese on the air?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
I did. It's it sounded gross, but.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I know we're an p positive review. We're not supposed
to eat on the air, but dude, I couldn't wait.
Yeah you know what I mean? Like, and I just
I don't care. It was for me today was.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Yeah, no, we heard, we heard exactly how much it
was for you. Yeah, it was, it was.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
It got almost sexual.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
You get liquid there for a little bit.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Very liquid. Yikes, it is so good. The chili cheese
brito is back at Taco Bell for a limited time,
along with the double decker seven layer, Apple and panada
and what else then?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Oh yeah, cool Locos taco That one, from what I remember,
it doesn't hold up like the Doritos. Like the nacho
cheese one was a little bit more sturdy. You get
a soggy bottom on a cool ranch. But maybe they've
fixed it.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Hey, I'm turning Mike four on. If you want to
grab a cord.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Yeah, if I might recommend Marcus style your chili cheese burrito,
which would be to add sour cream and have him
grill it.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
That's everyone's style, grill it. Grill it though, Oh grilling,
I guess that would be good.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
I really like the I think it's the chicken cantina
burrito they have right now, and that one's grilled. I
like the little, the little crispiness on the tortilla.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Anytime they grill anything, it's really good. So yeah, I've
never tried that, but I bet it's delicious.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
I feel like the last burrito I really enjoyed from
Taco Bell was the grilled cheese burrito.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, it's my favorite one there one, it's a solid offer. Well,
I'm just gonna stop. So you know, when your brain
just isn't connected, it was your zipper cup down. Have
you seen those memes where people try to talk shit
to somebody and they go, hey, why don't you drive
like not fuck and drive away?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, I love that. That's me. I get all hot
and then it all you know, and then the words
don't come out right. But no, the chili cheese brito
is so good. Marcus, are you gonna go pick one
up today? Because I've already had two this morning.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
I wasn't aware that they were bringing him back, and
I will definitely be headed out to pick one upat.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
When he picked one up from from Taco Bell. That
they even have the the pictures are pixelated like they
used to be in the in the eighties and nineties. Nice,
so like they're really going for the throwback thing, which
I think is great because listen, Drew and I haven't
been to Taco Bell in Millennia.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
We used to go every day for years.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, and so I'm coming back to the every day
and Beef and I were talking about this. If Pizza
Hut just did the old school pizza diners like they
used to, like you know, the you know, the red
cups and the solid buffet.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
It seems like such an overlooked market to corner, right,
Like everybody, we're all nostalgia. We love them, right, like
it's it strikes a nerve within us and it makes
us feel good. It just seems like they could market
to our generation and do Okay.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
You don't even have to do it all of them.
You just have to do like the occasional like uh,
you know, Pizza Hut, that looks like the old school,
and then you have all the other ones be the
new school and then just see which one does better.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
Yeah. I've said the same thing about McDonald's. I think
that they could unroll a mcclassic style restaurant, yes, and
it would crush.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah. I mean think about the birthday parties there just
second the old day.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
They would have to hire people and people would have
to talk to each other.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Oh yeah they don't want to. Then there's that.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
But McDonald's is kind of trying to follow suit with
the return of the extra value meal, and they're they're
trying to drive down prices and and build that nostalgia.
I wonder, like who leaks first, right when Taco Bell's
coming up with the idea. I feel like McDonald's is like, Okay, well,
if they're going to go nostalgia, we got to go nostalgia,
and it's who's chasing new It's the same thing with
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when they decided to go free refills. Oh it went
from one to all corporate espionage.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Yeah, all it takes for is for one company to
have a success. I mean, it's the same thing with
like movies and TV shows chase it.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
We look at the poster for Marvel's Infinity War. Every
movie poster since then has been the same colors. It's
that purple and gold.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Well.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
I mean, as soon as as soon as like X
Men came out and that was a big hit, then
everybody's like, well we got to have a superhero move,
and everybody starts branking out superhero movies. And that's the way
the world we've been in for the last thirty years.
But I mean, it's the same thing goes with with
you know, these fast food companies. If if somebody has
success by bringing back the playplace or something like that,
everybody's gonna start putting little little play places in there.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I don't know why they don't do things like that,
the throwback stuff like if Taco Bell brought back that
yo kto Taco Bell dog Yokito Taco Bell that Yeah,
well McDonald's brings back the Moonman, the Late Night Moonman.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
Guy his Yeah, I was just gonna say, I bought
a chihuahua in the in the craze of the Taco
Bell chihuahwa days. The best decision I ever. He lived
sixteen years and then had a stroke and die.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Really yeah, I should be laughing at it.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
Was Pedro, great guy. And the moon Man. He's got
a name. His name is Mac Tonight.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, Mac Tonight.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I did not know that Mac Tonight does need to
make a return.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I like it's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
All that stuff.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Like.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I was listening to our iHeartRadio app the other day
and I was listening to some station and an old
Mentos commercial came on and it was so old that
it even had that that tape fuzz that you get that. Yeah,
like they intentionally did this, and I thought it was brilliant.
You know, bring back let's go full ccent folders in
your cup and all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Let's have Ronald McDonald running around grade schools. Let's freak
some kids.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Well, I wouldn't be surprised. And this is actually be
a smart move for like Budweiser to bring back the
the uh and just run the old commercials. You don't
have to recut them, just run the old ones during
the Super Bowl. People would go nuts.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah. I think people love that shit. Yeah, I think
you know that. There's a reason they're doing sequels twenty
years later because people love nostalgia. It's all then we see,
like the kids all weird and stranger things, and it's
I mean, well they're old and weird.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
We love the things that were a positive part of
our childhood. M hm, and so we we always circle
back to those very things.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
And I don't know, I don't have a meeting. Hold on,
We've got a salesperson standing outside. She's lurking in the
middle of a podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Katie Kate, it's my client, Kate Kate Mitchell. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Thank you, Katie I'm sorry. I'm sorry forgetting and always
I'm waiting for you guys to get done. I'm not like, no,
it's all good, it's how there you.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
You're great, beauty.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yeah, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Thanks just behind the scenes stuff, No big Dealvous.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
Got anybody else furious on the inside right now?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
I don't think. I don't think beef likes here. What
do you What do you were going to say?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Court?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
I was get nervous when you start when somebody is
just like looming outside the window.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
That's what I was say. A big news because she's
lurking outside the window, and Court and I could see
her for the first like before forty five seconds before
I said anything. Court and I you're looking at each
other like what does she want? Court goes, do we
have a meeting? And I go, no, we don't have
a meeting, you know, And because like she's just standing
there like we're monkeys in a cage, and I can't
focus on what we're talking about.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
And especially when she is she uh says I was
just waiting for you guys to get done. You're gonna
that's gonna be a minute.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, But there are are fine our salespeople are great.
They're just a little clueless. Yeah, you know to what
we do and we're close.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
To the Yeah. Yeah, if the roles were reversed, I
also not know what.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I was doing, but Bruce is my boy.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
There's a Is there a rule here where there's sales
people because I don't really care as long as they
choose their times. Uh, there used to be a rule
where salespeople just weren't allowed to come into the studio.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yes, that that is. I think that's the standing rule,
not that anybody ever.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Is that why she hung out in the hallway?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Just yes, yeah, but that's but that's also the reason
why she was out in the hallway was actually a
good thing because before they would just walk in like,
oh the lights on.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Dude, remember Andy, Yeah, he would come in to just
lurk in the corner in the middle of a segment. Dude.
It pissed me off.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
I had a guy used to work with in Spokane
set at one of the studios he used to work at,
when you turned on the mic, the door would automatically lock,
so nobody could.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Really well Seattle was like that. They couldn't get in
without a key card, so they'd be stuck in the hall.
They were cleared to come in.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Why don't we have that court because we don't really
care about you guys at all.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
I've worked at places that have many blinds on those windows,
so people would drop them and close them.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
We had to do that in Eugene because in Eugene
we'd have like strippers and porn stars on the show
a lot, and these freaks from down the hall would
that's the only time they'd come and say hello and
visit is when we had a porn star in there
and we had to put blinds up.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
We had we had a shared window with our production room,
and the production guy would same thing. You'd be up
against the glass as we had there.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
It was the same way.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
It was a production room that no one was in
until we had naked girls here.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Fun fact, that's how we found Marcus. He just kept
lurking in the corner and then to call the police
or let him in surprise me about Marcus.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Chose the latter.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Well, when I finally figured out to turn on the
how to turn on the mics, that was when it
really got hard for him. They had to let me
in at that point. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess
it sounds like a story.
Speaker 7 (15:17):
Guess you had to be there.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I was thinking about our old Donkey Show days the
other day because I was talking to Chris, our boss,
after we had him on the show the other day.
I called him afterwards and we were just talking about
the old school days and you know, you don't like
what did Kesha say? You don't know that the good
old days until they're gone, and so they were so fun.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Bernard quote before Kesh's dumb ass said it. I got
to give that one to Andy Bernard, the Nard Dog. Okay,
I won't give Kesh a credit for that.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
And the office from the office, Oh, from the office.
I was like, I know that name. Who was that?
Speaker 7 (15:49):
I do believe he is responsible for that quote.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Okay, well whatever, we'll take it. Quote the same quote. Yeah,
the fact still remains. Carmen san Diego.
Speaker 7 (15:57):
Could I think you everybody apologizes, but.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah, Marcus would just lurk. And I remember the first
image I have of Marcus in my brain is Drew
and I do in the show The Donkey Show, and
it was early on and I remember just looking over
my left shoulder and Marcus was sitting with like the
blankest look on his face, like like just like somebody
drew him and and he had a six I don't know,
it might have been a.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Twelve pack, yeah, or yeah, it was at least twelve.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
It was at least a twelve pack of course, light
right between his legs, and he just dranked at the
whole show and just watched it. He didn't say anything.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
It was like you know when a kid is on
first day of school and they got the backpack in
the lap, Like it was just a half rack.
Speaker 7 (16:37):
I don't know what to do. I'm just gonna nervously
drink this.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Let me let me just step in and give you
some insight, a peek behind the curtain into my head
that day because I remember it very well. I had
I had called into the show like the week before
and won a contest just basically talking crap with your
mama jokes to other listeners.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah, when the show I came out on MTV and
we had Marcus go out battle another list with your
mama jokes, and he crushed by the way. It went
on for eighteen minutes. Eighteen minutes of your mama jokes.
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
That's impressing.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
And what happened was I came in that week to
pick up the prize, which was tickets to a Black
Sabbath cover band, And really I never went to that show.
I was only trying to get into the studio. That's
the whole reason I went down there and Tanner Tanner
walked by and he came out and he's like, hey,
you're the guy that won the Omama contest and I
was like yeah, and he goes, hey, man, you're funny.
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If you want to stop by the studio sometime, feel
free and I was like, that's all I need. I'm
coming tomorrow. And I think I showed up the next day.
And I've always told people I just never left until
you guys hired me. Like that was kind of the
squeaky wheel gets the grease. Well, I'm gonna sit in
the corner and just be quiet until they forced me
to squeak.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
But I remember that Marcus was still in school, so
he'd only come in like he got until he got
off school, you know, and a couple hours here, and
then he ended working at Applebe's, so he would come
to the show after Applebee's in his uniform. Got to
give him credit though, because so many people would have
punted on the industry right there when you find out
you have to be an Applebee's worker too, Beef Water's
done the same thing.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
You know.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
You just get mistreated for long enough and they'll say, fine,
I'll pay you absolutely.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
You just gotta you gotta be able to stand it.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
You just got to weather the storm for like three
to seven years.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
Did you get I mean him working at Applebee's though,
Like you guys got free riblets.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
All the time, we didn't get ship Applebee's.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Well, what we did because I was so upset, you guys,
we had something planned on the show and my tyrant
manager made me stay and miss it. And the next
day the manager that I liked was on duty and
he's like, hey, man, I was listening to the show
and I felt really bad that you weren't able to
be there and they were giving you a lot of crap.
So here's an appetizer sampler. Go ahead and take it
into him today and then with like you know, four
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mots or ello sticks and four wings.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Because we were like you, we would make fun of
Marcus's manager at Applebee's and like she, you know, to
put his job in Jeopardy because we couldn't control ourselves
and that was fun.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
She hated me too, and it was one of those
things where one wouldn't I think she started.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
She was one of those managers that like really took
that power and ran with it.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
M Yes, And she also knew that almost everybody on
staff at not only that store, but at the at
the Springfield location where Drew's wife had worked at one
point in time, they all were Donkey Show fans. They
loved us, they loved the show. They were always talking
to me about it. And I think there was a
certain thing where it's like, if I fire this guy,
am I gonna get like a full staff mutiny across
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two locations? Or in like I wasn't a good employee.
I'm not gonna sit here and lie and tell you
I was a great waiter. More than one person, we
know you weren't good employee.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
It that way.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
I was friendly. I just it's a gamble on whether
or not you're gonna get your chips on time. That
was Ya had kind of a short attention span, if you.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
So so we walk away from the tap in the.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Bathroom to listen a couple hours a day.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Yeah, I I can imagine. Only thing I wish that
we had during Donkeys SHOWDS is Laura. You know, I
can't you imagine how fun that show. I mean, it
was great without her, But I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Like then that was probably she wasn't ready.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
She think she was a little you think she was.
She was a kid basically she but she grew up
listening to David Chuck the freak, and she lived in Detroit.
People are are are crazy, but she will listen to
the And this is not against you because I love you.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
The way you are now.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
The person we see today is not that I think.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
I know.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I think I agree with Drew.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
It would it would not have been the same.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
When I think it was always in there, but she
was in there.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
But I still, yeah, I still had a lot of
growing up to do and just learning about how things were.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Well, nothing like a crash course in Donkey Show one
on one one I wouldn't, I don't think.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
But I don't think I would have liked it, Like
having the strippers and like throwing bologny at people and things.
I think I would have been like not from.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
A different time.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Yeah, don't bring that up col until you don't judge
until you have thrown a slice of.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Okay, it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
This is another time, says the.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
And this peak behind the Curtain was brought to you
and Bart by Applebee.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
By the way we got I got that idea from
Howard Stern And did you see that he yesterday they
did resign. I knew this was going to happen. Big
hoax is a big and the bit was so cheesy,
like listen, I grew up listening to Howard. I love Howard,
but the show is not good right now?
Speaker 7 (21:20):
Did they re sign for the same money?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I don't know what they signed for close? Yeah, he
didn't disclose that.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
I'm guessing pay cut.
Speaker 7 (21:26):
Probably tells you that maybe it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
It was he was getting one hundred and twenty million
a year.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah, so a five hundred million dollars contract for anyone
is too much.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
But they hadn't They did this. They did this bit
when Andy with Andy Cohen, where Andy Cohen came on
and said, oh, we've changed the name from Howard one
hundred Andy one hundred, and like I knew right away
it was warny hoax.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
Well, so is that number that they that they flaunt
is that that's basically his operating cost for the course.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
From what I understand, one hundred and twenty million just
goes to Howard and there's other money for the rest
of the crew.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Wow, that is nonsense.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
But you know, it wouldn't make more sense if it
was one hundred million for the whole thing.
Speaker 7 (22:03):
He's a business, yeah, right, so like they pay him
and then he seems like he would have to pay.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
I wonder, Yeah, I mean, I think if he's still
making that money back at endorsement revenue or whatever, that
makes sense.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
All those people are serious employees. I've heard them say that.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
So yeah, they Robin probably gets paid separate and the
whole deal.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
But I you know, when they first signed on, I
do believe it was like a five hundred million dollar
contract or three hundred million dollar contract, and that was
for the whole show. So maybe okay, you know, but
I heard it was one hundred and twenty million just
to him. But it just regardless of its way too
much money this day and.
Speaker 7 (22:34):
Age for it just seems like that's a lot of
money for what they're getting.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Yeah, So I don't know how long it is court
like two or three years or something.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
I haven't seeing the deal. I would I would bet
it's probably only two or three years, because it sounds
like he's I think he is kind of done.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I think he said he wanted to quit, but he
goes If I quit, now, they're going.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
To think I was pushed out, right, So I think
he probably signed a one or two year deal just
to kind of get him past that point and then
he'll just be done someone.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, dude, he already takes summers off and only works
three days a week. Uh uh. There was rumors that
he's probably going to do like an interview show for
Netflix or Prime or something.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
I mean I feel like he should have done that
a long time ago.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yeah, that's the way.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
Like I mean, like call her like call her daddy girl.
You know, she switched up her old format and now
she's just interviewing celebrities. Yeah, he's like making a damn
near as much money.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
And Stern like looks down on podcasts. It's like, dude,
that's uh, it's where it's you're stuck. You have to
be where you are. Yeah, the times are change.
Speaker 7 (23:31):
And the Netflix move seems like the best move because
they do pay a ton of money. Yeah, and uh,
I think they've had some success with David Letter.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I was literally just going to compare it to that.
Speaker 7 (23:41):
So but but would Netflix want two of those?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Why not? I don't know.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
I'm just saying, like, you're you're dividing the audience.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Possibly, Yeah, I guess more of what they want.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Are they still doing the Yeah, but it's it's spaced out.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
I think that it's only yeah, a hand episodes.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
They basically gave him. They gave him the like, whenever
you want to do one, you can, as long as
you do it here. Yeah you get yeah, right whenever, Yeah,
just send us whatever you got and we'll air it.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Well. Uh wow, it was fun.
Speaker 7 (24:09):
It's good.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Court has.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
I just want to mention Court has like cleaned out
an entire corner of the studio while we were was
like shuffling through stuff, throwing things away.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
There's there's paperwork here from twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Well, I was going to say, I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Yeah, there there was a there was a phone list
of people that used.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
To work here that now it's a grave list.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Well yeah, I mean, if you I think there was
at least one hundred people that was on that list,
and like we're down to much fewer.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Than yeah, like nine yeah, seven and nine heads. Yeah yeah.
I was wondering what you're doing over there? Are you
fidgety today? Are you bored or like just too nervous?
Are we boring?
Speaker 6 (24:45):
You? Course?
Speaker 4 (24:46):
I know, yeah, I got things to do, man.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
It's fair. What do you got to do today? I
know you've got a lot going on, Like I'm not
making fun.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Of I got I got a couple of meetings, I
got I got to finish my show. I gotta I
gotta write some stuff, you know, all of a little things.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Busy day. Yeah, and then on Thursday we got to
go set up bacon and beer.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
Yes, so there's no shortage of things to do this.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I was up to like ten thirty last night just
doing bacon and beer stuff.
Speaker 7 (25:08):
It's it's how these weeks go. We're always happy when
they're done.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
But we are going to have a bacon and beer
this Friday. If you're listening to this on Tuesday, September ninth,
when we're recording it, bacon and beer is happening. A
decade of the Batry, y'all is happening on the twelfth
at Elks Lodge in Milwaukee. Everyone shows up gets free bacon.
We got a lot of prizes to give away. There's
still a big major prize that we haven't been able
to announce yet, but we're hoping to tomorrow. I guess
(25:34):
that's the home said that for the past. I know, Well,
we're still hoping. Is it not? Is it not going
to happen?
Speaker 4 (25:41):
I've I've been asking and asking and asking, and we're
still waiting for the information.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
That's crazy. There has been no shortage of asking that
I do know, because Susan says she was going to
call that lady. Y.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
Yeah, I've asked Susan. Susan's asked them, Courts asked Susan,
Courts asked me. There's a lot of asking, a lot
of asking.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
All right, well, I'll try to be patient then and.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Let's just well think positive and hope that tomorrow's the
day all this together.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Noster, is there somebody that I can ask that?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Can?
Speaker 6 (26:12):
You know?
Speaker 5 (26:12):
I could put in a call If you guys want
me to keep the asking going on, I can definitely
get in on it.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah, it might help.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Just go into your email and just send all that will.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Work before we go, I want to play you the
clip of Sebastian Bach melting down on stage yelling at
a fan unedited, because you really hear how mean he's
being to this person without the bleeps in it. So
you heard what happened? Court, No, Sebastian Bach was at
a show in Las Vegas, and apparently before the concert,
a woman approached him and said, hey, you know, can
I get a hug? And he was standing with his wife,
(26:44):
so maybe that is why he was upset, but he
denied the hug. And then at some point during the show,
which didn't sound like there were very many people there,
kind of sounded like a small venue, he spots her
in the crowd and he just goes off on her,
just like stops some music, belittles her, it makes it
super awkward, and then like uh uh, then he kicks
(27:04):
her out. He kicks her out of the show. I
get beef Water said that there's reports that she flipped
them off.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
But even then, grounds for this.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Listen to this, court get her out of here.
Speaker 8 (27:21):
She comes up talking to my wife said, heykas past
and give me a hug about the fucking monkey kitts
fucking out of the assle fuck out of here.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Super for the next one. No, I want to leave now.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
It's like when a fight breaks out of the party.
It's over and three people cheering. Everybody else's like, yeah,
it happened, And that guy was the cheering guy cheering
was the roadie. I'm guessing it was that guy's wife, Marcus.
What do you think happened?
Speaker 3 (27:59):
There?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Was he like Drew And I thought earlier that maybe
he was trying to like defend his wife's honor and like, no,
I'm not gonna give you a hug. My wife's here.
I butt like he's a rock star.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
I'm sure he gives many a hugs.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Yeah, but she's not around. Yeah, here's the deal.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
If you if you do want a defender defender there,
you don't need to bring the rest of the stadium
in on it. And I've always so Sebastian Bach did
a run on Trailer Park Boys, which is the show
I really enjoy, and I kind of hate that run.
It's like it's sort of as this as the series
is wrapping up, but he is like this, like that
(28:33):
guy that just always talks like this, and I couldn't
stand him at church a rock concert, a fucking family dinner.
Like he just annoys the ever loving shit out of me,
So no surprises for me. It's just Sebastian Bach being
Sebastian Bach. From what I know, I'm so over the
arrogant rock star. I'm fucking over those people, you know,
(28:56):
like nobody gives a shit.
Speaker 7 (28:57):
He sounds like the mucinex guy exactly.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
And if you got famous wearing tights on stage playing metal,
your time is up. You can still do it. You're
just not as cool as what you used to be
unless your name's Ozzy Osbourne and he's dead and they
all think.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
They're just like Drew and I hosted. It was a
long time ago. We still love the post. Here in
the studio, it was not so silent night with quiet Riot,
bullet Boys, Jack Russell's Great White because there are two
Great Whites. A court split them up after a fire. Yeah,
and and now there are two bands.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
But had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 7 (29:31):
One is named after a dog, the other is just
named after a guy.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Actually that that's exactly what happened. Court.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
No, I said I had. When you say that a
court split him up, and I just said, oh no,
you had.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
The court, Yeah, Court Weber. Uh So I remember Jack Russell.
He was a really nice dude, like really nice guy,
but emotionally broken. He was just kind of like he
was dressed in a way where I go, dude, it's.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Like, give it up, it's over. You can barely stand up.
And you were like in rock star kind of attire.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah, And I just to me, it's a bit cringe,
you know, why can't you just dress like a normal dude.
Speaker 6 (30:06):
But I feel like all, especially with hair metal and
like glam metal, I feel like they're all stuck in
that era.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
It's like it's okay to be to cut your hair.
Like I look at they still have long hair, but
they don't look ridiculous, Like their outfits aren't ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (30:20):
I think of like the nikky sixes of the world,
who's still wearing like a bandanna around his head and
his black and why are we doing that?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
It's their identity though, right, Like I mean, but we
all know of human beings age. And you look to
me when you're like this fifty year old guy dying
your beard in your hair, it looks you're coming off
kind of like pathetic to me, Like just embrace it
bro like James Headfield embraces it and he looks great.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
He looks cool on stage. She just looks you know
who looks great.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
I watched the MTV v as VMAs on Sunday. Ricky
Martin looks better than he did when I.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Was in high school.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
We talking about it like he's got to be like
I know where, I know where.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
It's apples and oranges.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
But I mean, Ricky Martin's beautiful.
Speaker 6 (31:06):
If you want to age gracefully, just ask Ricky Martin
what his skincare routine is or something, because he has
got it a.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
Very expensive lotions and potions. I don't think I could
pick Ricky Martin out of a lineup. I just realized
that I was just going through the rollodecks in my head,
like what the hell does Ricky Martin look like?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
As soon as you google, you're gonna be like, oh
that guy. I used to have the post.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Okay, yeah, he was wearing a lot less clothes, but
I had the poster.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
He's ship live, but boys innudo was it Ricky Martin
or was it another guy who was going on tour?
And everything sounded the auto tune is all off.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
Oh I think that was because Ricky Martin sounded pretty good, okay,
and Glaciers he was.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
The greatest boy band in the history of Mexico anyway.
All right, so that guess I guess that does it
for us. Thank you, guys, thank you for all your support.
Thank God speed to you. And yeah, it was fun.
Speaker 7 (32:04):
Let those Britos churn.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Yeah, dude, I've already had two chili cheese and it's
a thing of double bubble this morning. Okay, you swallow
the double bubble, I'd spit it out.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
You're all gonna be pooping soft serve.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Are you gonna get a chili cheese?
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Now?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Why you had one that was two hours old? That
doesn't don't. God, you're such a bitch.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
Okay, why because it tasted It looked and tasted to
me a bit like baby poo. So I'm good. I'm
all good baby poo with real.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Go get a double I have better than that, Marcus.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
Have you tried it Marcus style? That's when you actually
put baby poop in it.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
That's right, all right, we'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
By you've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one oh five nine the brew dot com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
Let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show, Donkey Show.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yeah, Oh, thank you, Chab, thank you children. It's Tanner,
Drew and Lauren's Donkey Show podcast shirt online at one
of five nine the brew dot Com, our iHeartRadio app
or wherever you listen to podcasts. Tanner Drew's here a,
Laura's here, Beef Waterer Bus Rafts, and Marcus is on
the mic at his house today in the huge Marcus,
(00:37):
were you at the game on on Saturday? Is sixty
nine to what? Three? I was?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Man?
Speaker 5 (00:43):
The Dunk's putting up sixty nine points on my birthday?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Felt on his Arctic birthday?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Did you forget it? Totally forgot? Can I tell you?
I didn't remember till ten pm.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Man.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I sent him a text immediately and and uh, I
felt so bad. But then I saw that the Ducks
had sixty nine points in one I go, oh, he's fine.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, that helps. Marcus is fine, but I do like
to wish him a happy birthday. So my bad.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Thanks guys. I always appreciated, but it's never expected or needed.
I know you guys care, especially you're thinking about me.
When the Ducks put up sixty nine points. Hell yeah, man,
I got everything I need. My cup is full.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I knew that was gonna make Marcus happy. And then
then he told me it was his birthday. I was like, God,
that's perfect because I can you imagine, like Marcus is
one of those guys that gets but hurt if they lose,
and you know he went to school there. I get it,
and so to have that, to have them lose on
his birthday would have been sound.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
I have a question though, like the game was boring, right, I.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Mean, it was not boring.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Do you care?
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Do you does it he does it matter?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
So far from boring?
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Does it matter to you that it was a complete blowout?
Like would you have liked to see a little more?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
What were Well?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
You go ahead and Marcus okay, So I'll tell you
there's there's a difference between Montana State and Oklahoma Date.
Obviously we know they're in a different level of college
football competition, right, but Montana State it's a little boring
because it's fully expected. Oklahoma State two years ago was
a contender, possible playoff edition Big Twelve title contender, when
(02:18):
the Ducks rip off three plays and have scored two
touchdowns of that magnitude, it takes two or three quarters
to come down from that excitement. Like after that second
touchdown on the second drive. First play, the second drive,
you know, you bust off a sixty yard run, you
come right back and score a sixty yard touchdown pass.
We were just jumping up and down for the next
(02:39):
forty five minutes an hour, And by the time we
came down from the first two touchdowns, it was halftime
and we had almost a forty point lead. So it's
really hard to say, no, it wasn't exciting. Well, I mean,
it's's been a while since Oregon's had a game like
that against the Directional State School.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
To Lauri's point, of our level, but I think to
Lauri's point, like, if you're a core Ducks fan, like
you guys are, of course it was an exciting game
for you. But if you're like me who wants them
to win but doesn't really care, or if you're just
a viewer just watching the game, isn't it better to
have the score closer and not to such a blowout
like that, Because I'm like, you know, who's gonna win.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Tune in care people tune in for plays, right though.
I mean we were scoring touchdowns from sixty yards out
forty yards out all day.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
It takes It takes a lot when there's you know,
one hundred and fifty college football teams playing on a
given Saturday. To be on the list of the top stories.
I mean, you almost never make the list. And that
drumming was the fourth biggest story in America on Saturday.
And here's the other thing to keep in mind. And
(03:41):
you guys are right close. Games are way more fun
for everyone but the Duck fan, especially what happened last year.
We were the number one team in the country. We
were favored to win the championship. We've waited our whole
lives and then it was just sucked out by a
team that looked better than us. And so it was
like it wasn't like we got robbed. It was like,
(04:02):
oh no, are we still baby brother? And then this
team walked out and I hadn't gotten a chance to
watch the first game because I was out of the country.
When I saw these dudes, I was like, oh my god,
how is this team that much better than last year?
And every one of them looks like you made them
on a video game. Their arms are the size of
a torso, their thighs, I mean, the butt cheeks on
(04:23):
these dudes.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
You could write a.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Letter to your mom about. I mean, it is insanity
what they look like. And it's forty million dollars. But
you're watching you want the juice up league. This is
the closest thing I could possibly show you to that
right now.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Yeah, and it's the other thing I'll add to Drew's
point there is that Yeah, close games are fun, right,
But last year on my fortieth birthday, we eked out
a field goal victory over Boise State. And while that
was great once we walked out of the stadium and
we're high fiving, that game was a pressure cooker the
entire time. And if you want to ask me which
(05:01):
one I had more fun at during the game, I
had a lot more fun at sixty nine to three
than I did thirty four to thirty one because I was.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
The entire game.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah that.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Too. I had people traveling in from eight plus hours
away because it was my birthday, So there's that added pressure, like,
please God, don't let them turn in a stinker. When
everybody drove so many hours to come see me here.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
That's the game, Tannery.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
You walked on the freeway right, because he came to
town for that game.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, I guess yep, just to get people.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
But yeah, you you took it. He took a turn.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I took a wrong turn and went into fucking Canby. No,
I can't be a deep spring Coburg whatever. Yeah. Well,
and pressed was something. I don't know where I went,
but I was lost and thank god I found a
cop because he took me home. Yeah that was cool.
Praise be Uh. Court just walked in the room. Good morning, sir, Hey,
how you doing? And it is hot in here today,
isn't it.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
It's been hotter.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's all right, really, it just feels extra hot today
for me. Might be having some hot flash.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
It's pretty warm.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Well, good to see you, brother. Did you hear today's show? Yeah?
Did you hear us eating chili cheese on the air?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
I did. It's it sounded gross, but.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I know we're an p positive review. We're not supposed
to eat on the air, but dude, I couldn't wait.
Yeah you know what I mean? Like, and I just
I don't care. It was for me today was.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Yeah, no, we heard, we heard exactly how much it
was for you. Yeah, it was, it was.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
It got almost sexual.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
You get liquid there for a little bit.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Very liquid. Yikes, it is so good. The chili cheese
brito is back at Taco Bell for a limited time,
along with the double decker seven layer, Apple and panada
and what else then?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Oh yeah, cool Locos taco That one, from what I remember,
it doesn't hold up like the Doritos. Like the nacho
cheese one was a little bit more sturdy. You get
a soggy bottom on a cool ranch. But maybe they've
fixed it.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Hey, I'm turning Mike four on. If you want to
grab a cord.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Yeah, if I might recommend Marcus style your chili cheese burrito,
which would be to add sour cream and have him
grill it.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
That's everyone's style, grill it. Grill it though, Oh grilling,
I guess that would be good.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
I really like the I think it's the chicken cantina
burrito they have right now, and that one's grilled. I
like the little, the little crispiness on the tortilla.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Anytime they grill anything, it's really good. So yeah, I've
never tried that, but I bet it's delicious.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
I feel like the last burrito I really enjoyed from
Taco Bell was the grilled cheese burrito.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, it's my favorite one there one, it's a solid offer. Well,
I'm just gonna stop. So you know, when your brain
just isn't connected, it was your zipper cup down. Have
you seen those memes where people try to talk shit
to somebody and they go, hey, why don't you drive
like not fuck and drive away?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, I love that. That's me. I get all hot
and then it all you know, and then the words
don't come out right. But no, the chili cheese brito
is so good. Marcus, are you gonna go pick one
up today? Because I've already had two this morning.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
I wasn't aware that they were bringing him back, and
I will definitely be headed out to pick one upat.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
When he picked one up from from Taco Bell. That
they even have the the pictures are pixelated like they
used to be in the in the eighties and nineties. Nice,
so like they're really going for the throwback thing, which
I think is great because listen, Drew and I haven't
been to Taco Bell in Millennia.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
We used to go every day for years.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, and so I'm coming back to the every day
and Beef and I were talking about this. If Pizza
Hut just did the old school pizza diners like they
used to, like you know, the you know, the red
cups and the solid buffet.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
It seems like such an overlooked market to corner, right,
Like everybody, we're all nostalgia. We love them, right, like
it's it strikes a nerve within us and it makes
us feel good. It just seems like they could market
to our generation and do Okay.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
You don't even have to do it all of them.
You just have to do like the occasional like uh,
you know, Pizza Hut, that looks like the old school,
and then you have all the other ones be the
new school and then just see which one does better.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
Yeah. I've said the same thing about McDonald's. I think
that they could unroll a mcclassic style restaurant, yes, and
it would crush.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah. I mean think about the birthday parties there just
second the old day.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
They would have to hire people and people would have
to talk to each other.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Oh yeah they don't want to. Then there's that.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
But McDonald's is kind of trying to follow suit with
the return of the extra value meal, and they're they're
trying to drive down prices and and build that nostalgia.
I wonder, like who leaks first, right when Taco Bell's
coming up with the idea. I feel like McDonald's is like, Okay, well,
if they're going to go nostalgia, we got to go nostalgia,
and it's who's chasing new It's the same thing with
(09:44):
when they decided to go free refills. Oh it went
from one to all corporate espionage.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Yeah, all it takes for is for one company to
have a success. I mean, it's the same thing with
like movies and TV shows chase it.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
We look at the poster for Marvel's Infinity War. Every
movie poster since then has been the same colors. It's
that purple and gold.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Well.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
I mean, as soon as as soon as like X
Men came out and that was a big hit, then
everybody's like, well we got to have a superhero move,
and everybody starts branking out superhero movies. And that's the way
the world we've been in for the last thirty years.
But I mean, it's the same thing goes with with
you know, these fast food companies. If if somebody has
success by bringing back the playplace or something like that,
everybody's gonna start putting little little play places in there.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I don't know why they don't do things like that,
the throwback stuff like if Taco Bell brought back that
yo kto Taco Bell dog Yokito Taco Bell that Yeah,
well McDonald's brings back the Moonman, the Late Night Moonman.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
Guy his Yeah, I was just gonna say, I bought
a chihuahua in the in the craze of the Taco
Bell chihuahwa days. The best decision I ever. He lived
sixteen years and then had a stroke and die.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Really yeah, I should be laughing at it.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
Was Pedro, great guy. And the moon Man. He's got
a name. His name is Mac Tonight.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, Mac Tonight.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I did not know that Mac Tonight does need to
make a return.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I like it's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
All that stuff.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Like.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I was listening to our iHeartRadio app the other day
and I was listening to some station and an old
Mentos commercial came on and it was so old that
it even had that that tape fuzz that you get that. Yeah,
like they intentionally did this, and I thought it was brilliant.
You know, bring back let's go full ccent folders in
your cup and all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Let's have Ronald McDonald running around grade schools. Let's freak
some kids.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Well, I wouldn't be surprised. And this is actually be
a smart move for like Budweiser to bring back the
the uh and just run the old commercials. You don't
have to recut them, just run the old ones during
the Super Bowl. People would go nuts.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah. I think people love that shit. Yeah, I think
you know that. There's a reason they're doing sequels twenty
years later because people love nostalgia. It's all then we see,
like the kids all weird and stranger things, and it's
I mean, well they're old and weird.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
We love the things that were a positive part of
our childhood. M hm, and so we we always circle
back to those very things.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
And I don't know, I don't have a meeting. Hold on,
We've got a salesperson standing outside. She's lurking in the
middle of a podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Katie Kate, it's my client, Kate Kate Mitchell. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Thank you, Katie I'm sorry. I'm sorry forgetting and always
I'm waiting for you guys to get done. I'm not like, no,
it's all good, it's how there you.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
You're great, beauty.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yeah, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Thanks just behind the scenes stuff, No big Dealvous.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
Got anybody else furious on the inside right now?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
I don't think. I don't think beef likes here. What
do you What do you were going to say?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Court?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
I was get nervous when you start when somebody is
just like looming outside the window.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
That's what I was say. A big news because she's
lurking outside the window, and Court and I could see
her for the first like before forty five seconds before
I said anything. Court and I you're looking at each
other like what does she want? Court goes, do we
have a meeting? And I go, no, we don't have
a meeting, you know, And because like she's just standing
there like we're monkeys in a cage, and I can't
focus on what we're talking about.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
And especially when she is she uh says I was
just waiting for you guys to get done. You're gonna
that's gonna be a minute.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, But there are are fine our salespeople are great.
They're just a little clueless. Yeah, you know to what
we do and we're close.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
To the Yeah. Yeah, if the roles were reversed, I
also not know what.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I was doing, but Bruce is my boy.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
There's a Is there a rule here where there's sales
people because I don't really care as long as they
choose their times. Uh, there used to be a rule
where salespeople just weren't allowed to come into the studio.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yes, that that is. I think that's the standing rule,
not that anybody ever.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Is that why she hung out in the hallway?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Just yes, yeah, but that's but that's also the reason
why she was out in the hallway was actually a
good thing because before they would just walk in like,
oh the lights on.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Dude, remember Andy, Yeah, he would come in to just
lurk in the corner in the middle of a segment. Dude.
It pissed me off.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
I had a guy used to work with in Spokane
set at one of the studios he used to work at,
when you turned on the mic, the door would automatically lock,
so nobody could.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Really well Seattle was like that. They couldn't get in
without a key card, so they'd be stuck in the hall.
They were cleared to come in.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Why don't we have that court because we don't really
care about you guys at all.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
I've worked at places that have many blinds on those windows,
so people would drop them and close them.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
We had to do that in Eugene because in Eugene
we'd have like strippers and porn stars on the show
a lot, and these freaks from down the hall would
that's the only time they'd come and say hello and
visit is when we had a porn star in there
and we had to put blinds up.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
We had we had a shared window with our production room,
and the production guy would same thing. You'd be up
against the glass as we had there.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
It was the same way.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
It was a production room that no one was in
until we had naked girls here.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Fun fact, that's how we found Marcus. He just kept
lurking in the corner and then to call the police
or let him in surprise me about Marcus.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Chose the latter.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Well, when I finally figured out to turn on the
how to turn on the mics, that was when it
really got hard for him. They had to let me
in at that point. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess
it sounds like a story.
Speaker 7 (15:17):
Guess you had to be there.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I was thinking about our old Donkey Show days the
other day because I was talking to Chris, our boss,
after we had him on the show the other day.
I called him afterwards and we were just talking about
the old school days and you know, you don't like
what did Kesha say? You don't know that the good
old days until they're gone, and so they were so fun.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Bernard quote before Kesh's dumb ass said it. I got
to give that one to Andy Bernard, the Nard Dog. Okay,
I won't give Kesh a credit for that.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
And the office from the office, Oh, from the office.
I was like, I know that name. Who was that?
Speaker 7 (15:49):
I do believe he is responsible for that quote.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Okay, well whatever, we'll take it. Quote the same quote. Yeah,
the fact still remains. Carmen san Diego.
Speaker 7 (15:57):
Could I think you everybody apologizes, but.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah, Marcus would just lurk. And I remember the first
image I have of Marcus in my brain is Drew
and I do in the show The Donkey Show, and
it was early on and I remember just looking over
my left shoulder and Marcus was sitting with like the
blankest look on his face, like like just like somebody
drew him and and he had a six I don't know,
it might have been a.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Twelve pack, yeah, or yeah, it was at least twelve.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
It was at least a twelve pack of course, light
right between his legs, and he just dranked at the
whole show and just watched it. He didn't say anything.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
It was like you know when a kid is on
first day of school and they got the backpack in
the lap, Like it was just a half rack.
Speaker 7 (16:37):
I don't know what to do. I'm just gonna nervously
drink this.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Let me let me just step in and give you
some insight, a peek behind the curtain into my head
that day because I remember it very well. I had
I had called into the show like the week before
and won a contest just basically talking crap with your
mama jokes to other listeners.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah, when the show I came out on MTV and
we had Marcus go out battle another list with your
mama jokes, and he crushed by the way. It went
on for eighteen minutes. Eighteen minutes of your mama jokes.
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
That's impressing.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
And what happened was I came in that week to
pick up the prize, which was tickets to a Black
Sabbath cover band, And really I never went to that show.
I was only trying to get into the studio. That's
the whole reason I went down there and Tanner Tanner
walked by and he came out and he's like, hey,
you're the guy that won the Omama contest and I
was like yeah, and he goes, hey, man, you're funny.
(17:29):
If you want to stop by the studio sometime, feel
free and I was like, that's all I need. I'm
coming tomorrow. And I think I showed up the next day.
And I've always told people I just never left until
you guys hired me. Like that was kind of the
squeaky wheel gets the grease. Well, I'm gonna sit in
the corner and just be quiet until they forced me
to squeak.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
But I remember that Marcus was still in school, so
he'd only come in like he got until he got
off school, you know, and a couple hours here, and
then he ended working at Applebe's, so he would come
to the show after Applebee's in his uniform. Got to
give him credit though, because so many people would have
punted on the industry right there when you find out
you have to be an Applebee's worker too, Beef Water's
done the same thing.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
You know.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
You just get mistreated for long enough and they'll say, fine,
I'll pay you absolutely.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
You just gotta you gotta be able to stand it.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
You just got to weather the storm for like three
to seven years.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
Did you get I mean him working at Applebee's though,
Like you guys got free riblets.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
All the time, we didn't get ship Applebee's.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Well, what we did because I was so upset, you guys,
we had something planned on the show and my tyrant
manager made me stay and miss it. And the next
day the manager that I liked was on duty and
he's like, hey, man, I was listening to the show
and I felt really bad that you weren't able to
be there and they were giving you a lot of crap.
So here's an appetizer sampler. Go ahead and take it
into him today and then with like you know, four
(18:43):
mots or ello sticks and four wings.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Because we were like you, we would make fun of
Marcus's manager at Applebee's and like she, you know, to
put his job in Jeopardy because we couldn't control ourselves
and that was fun.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
She hated me too, and it was one of those
things where one wouldn't I think she started.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
She was one of those managers that like really took
that power and ran with it.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
M Yes, And she also knew that almost everybody on
staff at not only that store, but at the at
the Springfield location where Drew's wife had worked at one
point in time, they all were Donkey Show fans. They
loved us, they loved the show. They were always talking
to me about it. And I think there was a
certain thing where it's like, if I fire this guy,
am I gonna get like a full staff mutiny across
(19:26):
two locations? Or in like I wasn't a good employee.
I'm not gonna sit here and lie and tell you
I was a great waiter. More than one person, we
know you weren't good employee.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
It that way.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
I was friendly. I just it's a gamble on whether
or not you're gonna get your chips on time. That
was Ya had kind of a short attention span, if you.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
So so we walk away from the tap in the.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Bathroom to listen a couple hours a day.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Yeah, I I can imagine. Only thing I wish that
we had during Donkeys SHOWDS is Laura. You know, I
can't you imagine how fun that show. I mean, it
was great without her, But I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Like then that was probably she wasn't ready.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
She think she was a little you think she was.
She was a kid basically she but she grew up
listening to David Chuck the freak, and she lived in Detroit.
People are are are crazy, but she will listen to
the And this is not against you because I love you.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
The way you are now.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
The person we see today is not that I think.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
I know.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I think I agree with Drew.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
It would it would not have been the same.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
When I think it was always in there, but she
was in there.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
But I still, yeah, I still had a lot of
growing up to do and just learning about how things were.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Well, nothing like a crash course in Donkey Show one
on one one I wouldn't, I don't think.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
But I don't think I would have liked it, Like
having the strippers and like throwing bologny at people and things.
I think I would have been like not from.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
A different time.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Yeah, don't bring that up col until you don't judge
until you have thrown a slice of.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Okay, it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
This is another time, says the.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
And this peak behind the Curtain was brought to you
and Bart by Applebee.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
By the way we got I got that idea from
Howard Stern And did you see that he yesterday they
did resign. I knew this was going to happen. Big
hoax is a big and the bit was so cheesy,
like listen, I grew up listening to Howard. I love Howard,
but the show is not good right now?
Speaker 7 (21:20):
Did they re sign for the same money?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I don't know what they signed for close? Yeah, he
didn't disclose that.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
I'm guessing pay cut.
Speaker 7 (21:26):
Probably tells you that maybe it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
It was he was getting one hundred and twenty million
a year.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah, so a five hundred million dollars contract for anyone
is too much.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
But they hadn't They did this. They did this bit
when Andy with Andy Cohen, where Andy Cohen came on
and said, oh, we've changed the name from Howard one
hundred Andy one hundred, and like I knew right away
it was warny hoax.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
Well, so is that number that they that they flaunt
is that that's basically his operating cost for the course.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
From what I understand, one hundred and twenty million just
goes to Howard and there's other money for the rest
of the crew.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Wow, that is nonsense.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
But you know, it wouldn't make more sense if it
was one hundred million for the whole thing.
Speaker 7 (22:03):
He's a business, yeah, right, so like they pay him
and then he seems like he would have to pay.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
I wonder, Yeah, I mean, I think if he's still
making that money back at endorsement revenue or whatever, that
makes sense.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
All those people are serious employees. I've heard them say that.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
So yeah, they Robin probably gets paid separate and the
whole deal.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
But I you know, when they first signed on, I
do believe it was like a five hundred million dollar
contract or three hundred million dollar contract, and that was
for the whole show. So maybe okay, you know, but
I heard it was one hundred and twenty million just
to him. But it just regardless of its way too
much money this day and.
Speaker 7 (22:34):
Age for it just seems like that's a lot of
money for what they're getting.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Yeah, So I don't know how long it is court
like two or three years or something.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
I haven't seeing the deal. I would I would bet
it's probably only two or three years, because it sounds
like he's I think he is kind of done.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I think he said he wanted to quit, but he
goes If I quit, now, they're going.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
To think I was pushed out, right, So I think
he probably signed a one or two year deal just
to kind of get him past that point and then
he'll just be done someone.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, dude, he already takes summers off and only works
three days a week. Uh uh. There was rumors that
he's probably going to do like an interview show for
Netflix or Prime or something.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
I mean I feel like he should have done that
a long time ago.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yeah, that's the way.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
Like I mean, like call her like call her daddy girl.
You know, she switched up her old format and now
she's just interviewing celebrities. Yeah, he's like making a damn
near as much money.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
And Stern like looks down on podcasts. It's like, dude,
that's uh, it's where it's you're stuck. You have to
be where you are. Yeah, the times are change.
Speaker 7 (23:31):
And the Netflix move seems like the best move because
they do pay a ton of money. Yeah, and uh,
I think they've had some success with David Letter.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I was literally just going to compare it to that.
Speaker 7 (23:41):
So but but would Netflix want two of those?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Why not? I don't know.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
I'm just saying, like, you're you're dividing the audience.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Possibly, Yeah, I guess more of what they want.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Are they still doing the Yeah, but it's it's spaced out.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
I think that it's only yeah, a hand episodes.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
They basically gave him. They gave him the like, whenever
you want to do one, you can, as long as
you do it here. Yeah you get yeah, right whenever, Yeah,
just send us whatever you got and we'll air it.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Well. Uh wow, it was fun.
Speaker 7 (24:09):
It's good.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Court has.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
I just want to mention Court has like cleaned out
an entire corner of the studio while we were was
like shuffling through stuff, throwing things away.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
There's there's paperwork here from twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Well, I was going to say, I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Yeah, there there was a there was a phone list
of people that used.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
To work here that now it's a grave list.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Well yeah, I mean, if you I think there was
at least one hundred people that was on that list,
and like we're down to much fewer.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Than yeah, like nine yeah, seven and nine heads. Yeah yeah.
I was wondering what you're doing over there? Are you
fidgety today? Are you bored or like just too nervous?
Are we boring?
Speaker 6 (24:45):
You? Course?
Speaker 4 (24:46):
I know, yeah, I got things to do, man.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
It's fair. What do you got to do today? I
know you've got a lot going on, Like I'm not
making fun.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Of I got I got a couple of meetings, I
got I got to finish my show. I gotta I
gotta write some stuff, you know, all of a little things.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Busy day. Yeah, and then on Thursday we got to
go set up bacon and beer.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
Yes, so there's no shortage of things to do this.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I was up to like ten thirty last night just
doing bacon and beer stuff.
Speaker 7 (25:08):
It's it's how these weeks go. We're always happy when
they're done.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
But we are going to have a bacon and beer
this Friday. If you're listening to this on Tuesday, September ninth,
when we're recording it, bacon and beer is happening. A
decade of the Batry, y'all is happening on the twelfth
at Elks Lodge in Milwaukee. Everyone shows up gets free bacon.
We got a lot of prizes to give away. There's
still a big major prize that we haven't been able
to announce yet, but we're hoping to tomorrow. I guess
(25:34):
that's the home said that for the past. I know, Well,
we're still hoping. Is it not? Is it not going
to happen?
Speaker 4 (25:41):
I've I've been asking and asking and asking, and we're
still waiting for the information.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
That's crazy. There has been no shortage of asking that
I do know, because Susan says she was going to
call that lady. Y.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
Yeah, I've asked Susan. Susan's asked them, Courts asked Susan,
Courts asked me. There's a lot of asking, a lot
of asking.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
All right, well, I'll try to be patient then and.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Let's just well think positive and hope that tomorrow's the
day all this together.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Noster, is there somebody that I can ask that?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Can?
Speaker 6 (26:12):
You know?
Speaker 5 (26:12):
I could put in a call If you guys want
me to keep the asking going on, I can definitely
get in on it.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah, it might help.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Just go into your email and just send all that will.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Work before we go, I want to play you the
clip of Sebastian Bach melting down on stage yelling at
a fan unedited, because you really hear how mean he's
being to this person without the bleeps in it. So
you heard what happened? Court, No, Sebastian Bach was at
a show in Las Vegas, and apparently before the concert,
a woman approached him and said, hey, you know, can
I get a hug? And he was standing with his wife,
(26:44):
so maybe that is why he was upset, but he
denied the hug. And then at some point during the show,
which didn't sound like there were very many people there,
kind of sounded like a small venue, he spots her
in the crowd and he just goes off on her,
just like stops some music, belittles her, it makes it
super awkward, and then like uh uh, then he kicks
(27:04):
her out. He kicks her out of the show. I
get beef Water said that there's reports that she flipped
them off.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
But even then, grounds for this.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Listen to this, court get her out of here.
Speaker 8 (27:21):
She comes up talking to my wife said, heykas past
and give me a hug about the fucking monkey kitts
fucking out of the assle fuck out of here.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Super for the next one. No, I want to leave now.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
It's like when a fight breaks out of the party.
It's over and three people cheering. Everybody else's like, yeah,
it happened, And that guy was the cheering guy cheering
was the roadie. I'm guessing it was that guy's wife, Marcus.
What do you think happened?
Speaker 3 (27:59):
There?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Was he like Drew And I thought earlier that maybe
he was trying to like defend his wife's honor and like, no,
I'm not gonna give you a hug. My wife's here.
I butt like he's a rock star.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
I'm sure he gives many a hugs.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Yeah, but she's not around. Yeah, here's the deal.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
If you if you do want a defender defender there,
you don't need to bring the rest of the stadium
in on it. And I've always so Sebastian Bach did
a run on Trailer Park Boys, which is the show
I really enjoy, and I kind of hate that run.
It's like it's sort of as this as the series
is wrapping up, but he is like this, like that
(28:33):
guy that just always talks like this, and I couldn't
stand him at church a rock concert, a fucking family dinner.
Like he just annoys the ever loving shit out of me,
So no surprises for me. It's just Sebastian Bach being
Sebastian Bach. From what I know, I'm so over the
arrogant rock star. I'm fucking over those people, you know,
(28:56):
like nobody gives a shit.
Speaker 7 (28:57):
He sounds like the mucinex guy exactly.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
And if you got famous wearing tights on stage playing metal,
your time is up. You can still do it. You're
just not as cool as what you used to be
unless your name's Ozzy Osbourne and he's dead and they
all think.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
They're just like Drew and I hosted. It was a
long time ago. We still love the post. Here in
the studio, it was not so silent night with quiet Riot,
bullet Boys, Jack Russell's Great White because there are two
Great Whites. A court split them up after a fire. Yeah,
and and now there are two bands.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
But had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 7 (29:31):
One is named after a dog, the other is just
named after a guy.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Actually that that's exactly what happened. Court.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
No, I said I had. When you say that a
court split him up, and I just said, oh no,
you had.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
The court, Yeah, Court Weber. Uh So I remember Jack Russell.
He was a really nice dude, like really nice guy,
but emotionally broken. He was just kind of like he
was dressed in a way where I go, dude, it's.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Like, give it up, it's over. You can barely stand up.
And you were like in rock star kind of attire.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah, And I just to me, it's a bit cringe,
you know, why can't you just dress like a normal dude.
Speaker 6 (30:06):
But I feel like all, especially with hair metal and
like glam metal, I feel like they're all stuck in
that era.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
It's like it's okay to be to cut your hair.
Like I look at they still have long hair, but
they don't look ridiculous, Like their outfits aren't ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (30:20):
I think of like the nikky sixes of the world,
who's still wearing like a bandanna around his head and
his black and why are we doing that?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
It's their identity though, right, Like I mean, but we
all know of human beings age. And you look to
me when you're like this fifty year old guy dying
your beard in your hair, it looks you're coming off
kind of like pathetic to me, Like just embrace it
bro like James Headfield embraces it and he looks great.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
He looks cool on stage. She just looks you know
who looks great.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
I watched the MTV v as VMAs on Sunday. Ricky
Martin looks better than he did when I.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Was in high school.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
We talking about it like he's got to be like
I know where, I know where.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
It's apples and oranges.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
But I mean, Ricky Martin's beautiful.
Speaker 6 (31:06):
If you want to age gracefully, just ask Ricky Martin
what his skincare routine is or something, because he has
got it a.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
Very expensive lotions and potions. I don't think I could
pick Ricky Martin out of a lineup. I just realized
that I was just going through the rollodecks in my head,
like what the hell does Ricky Martin look like?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
As soon as you google, you're gonna be like, oh
that guy. I used to have the post.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Okay, yeah, he was wearing a lot less clothes, but
I had the poster.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
He's ship live, but boys innudo was it Ricky Martin
or was it another guy who was going on tour?
And everything sounded the auto tune is all off.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
Oh I think that was because Ricky Martin sounded pretty good, okay,
and Glaciers he was.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
The greatest boy band in the history of Mexico anyway.
All right, so that guess I guess that does it
for us. Thank you, guys, thank you for all your support.
Thank God speed to you. And yeah, it was fun.
Speaker 7 (32:04):
Let those Britos churn.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Yeah, dude, I've already had two chili cheese and it's
a thing of double bubble this morning. Okay, you swallow
the double bubble, I'd spit it out.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
You're all gonna be pooping soft serve.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Are you gonna get a chili cheese?
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Now?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Why you had one that was two hours old? That
doesn't don't. God, you're such a bitch.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
Okay, why because it tasted It looked and tasted to
me a bit like baby poo. So I'm good. I'm
all good baby poo with real.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Go get a double I have better than that, Marcus.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
Have you tried it Marcus style? That's when you actually
put baby poop in it.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
That's right, all right, we'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
By you've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one oh five nine the brew dot com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
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