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Speaker 1 (00:04):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show, Donkey Show.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
What is happening? Kiddos?

Speaker 5 (00:16):
Thanks for checking out Tanner to and Laura's Donkey Show
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listen to podcasts. I'm Tanner, Drew's here, Laura's here, Courts here,
Marcus is here this morning. Apologize for not doing a
donkey yesterday.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
We had some things to attend to.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
We're busy, but we are here this morning or this afternoon,
whenever you're whenever you're listening to this. I got the
the porn Hub twenty twenty four Year in Review.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Is that what you were attending to yesterday? Yes?

Speaker 6 (00:44):
I was, before the numbers come in. You kind of
have to. There's a crunch.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
I tried.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
I kept getting distracted by the ads on the side,
just clicking on random thing.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
But uh yeah, no, porn.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Hub you released their year in review? And what are
we searching for on porn hub the most?

Speaker 6 (01:02):
It's always very disappointing, you know. It's like because like
the cartoon stuff is what comes to mind in my mind,
Like people search for that like on a level.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
Right, Yeah, I didn't make the list this year. Cartoon
porn was that hntie.

Speaker 7 (01:17):
Or yeah hunt And you always pray that it's nothing
like I mean, obviously it's all going to be weird,
but you pray that it's not like hen creepy. Yeah,
you know what I mean, where it's just like God,
like I had more faith in humanity.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Well, I do think that most of this stuff is
this is like just generalized, right, so it's what everyone's
searching in.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
So I would think the creepy stuff is probably niche.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
Yeah, like when you go real really down the well
of what the hell, they're probably not at the top
of this list.

Speaker 8 (01:43):
So if you're talking, bro, I'm gonna guess it's like
step siblings because there seems to be a lot of
step siblings stuff out.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
Is that searched or forced?

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Because I think it's a little bit forced because from
what I understand was they were trying to go away
from the team stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Well yeah, because it's and that's the creepy stuff.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
And so they started saying family instead, right, But they
make it like your steps, which is I don't.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
How is that any less creepy to me? That's it's creepy.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
They makes it creepy, and it's discussed.

Speaker 6 (02:11):
They make a point to put the language in it too.
It'll be like, oh, we can't do this, you're my
step brother. Like that term is always very clear. I
wonder what that actual insects.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
The laws on the porn set. I bet they're You
think they're pretty strict.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
These days, or on the set itself, On the set itself.

Speaker 7 (02:29):
Yeah, I don't. I think you know what, I think?
Not all porn sets are created equal. I mean, who
plays by the rules? Who doesn't?

Speaker 6 (02:38):
That's a lot of it starts as an only fans
page and then gets up blurred as a.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
But I heard like in porna movies they can't like
in more most movies they can show anything, right, like
as long as it's not X rated. But in porn
of movies, from what I understand, you can't show guns
or gambling.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Oh really, I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
Am I imagining that gamble?

Speaker 9 (02:58):
I've seen a strip poker, a strip pok or porn before. Well,
maybe there wasn't money on the table like that. Wouldn't
surprise me if there's like a loophole where it's like,
if you use chips, technically we don't know that you're
gambling real money, you know. It's that seems like a
really weird one though.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
And I bet you, like, you know, in the porn
the porn company's defense, but there's probably a lot of
dumb rules.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
Yeah, and I bet a very state to state. Yeah sure, yeah,
you know, because I.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
Thought, because literally, it's prostitution unless you put a camera there, right.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Yeah, yeah, right, then that's true. It's literally, it's true.
It's that's exactly what they're getting paid for sex.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
That's true.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
Yeah, it's just kind of like a strange loophole. You're like,
but it's art. Somebody would just yell, but it's art.
When they kick in the door at a Motel six
and you're in the sting, it was art.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
Crazy thing now is most of these porn companies are massive,
multimillion dollar companies, if not maybe even richer.

Speaker 6 (03:50):
I don't even like the vivids of the world. Let's
find out, let's actually dirty Sanchez, He's got a big play.

Speaker 8 (03:55):
How do they make their money because there's so much
freaking on the Internet.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
One company owns like the majority of the sites, and
then they even own the like the Youth, the Red Tubes.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
They even know those things.

Speaker 6 (04:06):
And they get paid on the advertisements.

Speaker 7 (04:08):
Yeah, I would think that the ads would be where
the money is, where.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
The liquor they sell that stuff. What's the biggest porn
company in America? Gotta be gotta be Brawsers, right, Well,
I think that's probably just a name. There's probably a
company that owns that.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
Yeah, like Thick Enterprises.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Did I say company or the America the world in America?
I did.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
The only thing that's coming up is this guy named
Jonah Falcon and apparently.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
He's got a dick that's thirteen point five.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Company just sounds like it's thirteen inches.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
Is always because correct me and said, what's the biggest
penis in the world?

Speaker 6 (04:53):
I just noticed it forever in your algorithm.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Biggest porn company in America.

Speaker 6 (04:59):
It's like I had so many dogs on TikTok to
the did you say corn company?

Speaker 8 (05:06):
T other guy runs his business. That's why he's so rich.
When it's time to ask for more money, he just
goes into the bank and.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Lays it on the table, smacks it on.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
The table, dog and clock.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Here's a couple more million dollars.

Speaker 9 (05:18):
All right.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Wikipedia has got a list of pornography companies.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
But I don't know. I don't know who's bigger.

Speaker 7 (05:26):
Dude, how do you tell your parents? You know, it's like, hey, son,
what are you doing with your life these days? Well,
I run the world's largest pornography company.

Speaker 6 (05:35):
You know what's funny is I have a buddy who
his uncle back in the in the early two thousands.
I guess he was a hot head haun show at
one of these porn companies, and it was like a
there was a disconnect in the family about it, like
it was not talked about, but he still was family. Yeah,
and it was very lucrative. He was very well off.

(05:56):
But it was like the ever struggle of can we
not bring this to the dinner table?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean the entertainment industry.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah, I just don't talk about it.

Speaker 6 (06:06):
And you're a slimer, But if you're the executive slimer,
you're a little more disconnected from the lorus and the
clean up.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
I can't find like it actual Like, is Bengro's bigger?
I can't find anything like that. But the list of
porn companies in America is long.

Speaker 6 (06:23):
Yeah, well, only fans is a four billion dollars gold mine,
is what this says. So maybe they've taken over all
them as the main spot for it.

Speaker 7 (06:33):
I would much rather, I mean only fans, if I
was in the industry. That's I would much prefer to
be a part of an only fans community as opposed
to being in a sticky room with some weird dude
you know what, like, I would rather call my own shots.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
The options, The options are a lot better these days.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
Right, it looks like the according to recent reports US
porn industry.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Oh no, hold on, that's goddamn.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
It keeps changing because Google doesn't want you to look
up changed it changed it to pork industry.

Speaker 6 (07:05):
Oh yeah, I have been wondering about saying, yeah, imported
pork getting.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
The porn industry is worth They say almost ninety seven
billion dollars.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
I want to say it's going to be billions and
billions of dollars.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
But this, this, this other website says one hundred and
seventy two billion.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
It just is kind of a sad deal that, like
it's the one time payment for most people who are
in a porno right, Like, here's your three thousand dollars.
This is going to be a rough day, but that's
ours forever. That's not yours. You don't get points, you
don't get anything other than maybe a couple of bad
dreams at night.

Speaker 8 (07:37):
And your your video, your video of getting drilled by
you know, ten different dudes, is going to be on
the Internet forever.

Speaker 6 (07:42):
And yeah, there's just some weird dude standing in a
bathroom beating off to.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
You here time.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
This is from a financial side, Top ten porn companies
for twenty twenty four. This might help us, like figure
out who's who's got the beef?

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Yeah, who's got the beef?

Speaker 9 (07:57):
While you're looking at that, though, I want to touch
on something that Rude just said that I think he's
interesting that is overlooked in the only fans side of things,
and that is that the Internet is forever. You might
still own it when you've got an OnlyFans, but there
are a billion nerds out there that can rip that
thing from the Internet and put it right on another side,
which they.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
Will, Yeah, which I'm not talking to I'm not talking
necessarily about the content that's produced. I'm just talking about
choosing which situations you put yourself in.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, you know, as opposed.

Speaker 9 (08:26):
To really have it.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 7 (08:28):
I mean ast like, Okay, I want to have sex
with you, I don't want to have sex with you.
I'm doing this in my own bedroom. I'm doing this alone.
I'm doing that, you know what I mean. Like, you
get to choose what you show the world, as opposed
to it being chosen for.

Speaker 6 (08:41):
I think Marcus is saying, your buttthole's in the wind.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah, totally, that's yeah, yeah, and it all.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
I'm hope.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
I've there's this podcast called pillow Talk.

Speaker 9 (08:50):
I've never actually listened to the podcast, but it comes
up in my Facebook reels all the time, and so
I'll watch like thirty seconds of them talking to a
porn star, and if just based on what I've seen
from that, it would appear that the female porn stars
have a ton of control over what goes on on
the sets, and if they're not okay with it, they'll
walk the fuck out. Like there was one guy who

(09:11):
wasn't treating a girl right the way that she wanted
to be, and she just tells the story. Jes got
up and walked off set, And there was another one
I was listening to that said, I've got three guys
that I'll work with, and that's it. There's no other
dudes in the industry that I'll work with. So I
wonder if maybe we've since like the nineties, like Shade time,
if we've sort of come more into the future with

(09:32):
the way that we.

Speaker 6 (09:33):
Believe it or not.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
I believe even the porn industry has become more corporate.
Oh yeah, you know, like because it's not like any business.
It's not like it used to be where it was very,
very degrading, and like there was a lot of very
degrading websites. Those are going away now and this list
I'm about to get to proves that.

Speaker 8 (09:49):
Yeah, this year in review, I was gonna say, just
based on the numbers you read earlier, when you get
ninety seven billion or one hundred and twenty billion dollars involved,
it gets very corporate.

Speaker 6 (09:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah, right, Larry's videos is getting pushed.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
So before I get to that list, so here are
the top ten porn companies in the world. This is
the world, not just America, but Gamma Entertainments and number
ten Vivid Entertainments at nine.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
That far down.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
Who Codo Corporation DMM is at eight. I don't even know.
They make Japanese stuff. Av And Media Networks at seven,
Core Magazines at six. Hammy Media Limited is at five
for the biggest corn porn company.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Yeah, Hammy Media.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Hammy.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
They own Hamster ex Hamster, which is the fourth most
popular porn site globally. They also do like sext all
stuff and live adult cams. Apparently this is getting very
very dirty, this podcast.

Speaker 6 (10:44):
Yeah, well, when you had me at porn Hope.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Number four, the fourth biggest porn company in the world
is Play with Enterprises.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
That makes sense?

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Still interesting?

Speaker 5 (10:53):
Yeah they they I guess they produce revenues around two
hundred and sixty.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Six, branching out doing stuff.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
I'm sure anymore, and it's softcore s stuff. I would
assume that logo alone is probably for sure.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Guess what's at number three?

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Porn Hub No.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
Larry Flint Production valued it a five hundred million dollars.
It started with Hustler back in nineteen seventy.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
Two, found a way to pivot the magazine dried up.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
I've never heard of this. WGCZ sounds like a radio station.
But w GCZ Holdings is the company they own. Mine
Geek's principal competitor owns sites like X videos and X
and xx I don't know what that is, and the
number one porn site in the.

Speaker 6 (11:42):
World, Dirty Sanchez Incorporated.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
Mine Geek tech company managing a popular adult sites worldwide.
Key brands include Digital Playground, Pornhub, et cetera.

Speaker 7 (11:54):
That's company. It's they do more than just pull.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
They must own I would assume they would own Browsers too,
because I think Pornhub and Browsers are connected.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
Those two in part of Fredo lay right.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
No, But seriously though.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
Rumors that like Disney owns branches of companies that own
porn companies.

Speaker 7 (12:14):
I think it gets pretty It probably after a while
gets pretty convoluted.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
They owned this company, that company owns that company, and
that company owns three other companies.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
And they're like, you're just gonna peel off a couple
of billion because you don't like it, Like, okay, keep
it in the shadow.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
Yeah, all of a sudden, you've got Riley Reid, who's
a Disney princess.

Speaker 6 (12:32):
Like how that happened? Full circle?

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Full circle? All right?

Speaker 5 (12:36):
Son porn Hub's Year in Review for twenty twenty four.
All right, first off, before I go on this list,
what do you think is the most searched things on
that site?

Speaker 6 (12:46):
This is a tough one. I was thinking that the
cartoony stuff it's pretty good. Guess but but stuff good
guess stuff.

Speaker 9 (12:55):
Is it broken down by demographic at all? Or is
this just just in general?

Speaker 4 (12:59):
I think it is just in general overall? Feet is
it feet stuff? I'm gonna say furries, uh, spoiler alert.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
It's a mix of pop culture obsessions and shifting to society,
a societal society.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
I can't even say the words society.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
Just attitudes people have and other strange Internet habits. So
ethical porn is becoming a thing like to do it
the real way? Yeah, so I guess it's all about
demure desires right in.

Speaker 6 (13:31):
Your that's of course, that's one of the hot words
of the year.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
Yeah, demure desires and animated arousal. Searches like mindful Please
has gone up one hundred and twenty two percent, and
searches for ethical porn has gone up ninety two percent.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
I mean that gives me hope?

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (13:48):
Because everybody, all the younger generation are sexually dead inside
from one thing or another. It would just be nice
maybe lay here in missionary.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
I never liked aggressive porn, you know, like it was
over the top anything. It looks like foot on her head,
Like what is this?

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Like she is like she's actually getting abused.

Speaker 6 (14:03):
We're from a simpler time before we were all desensitized,
you know, like you and I. We looked at a
magazine and had to get our minds into it that
it was just digested on accident for the generation.

Speaker 7 (14:15):
When I but I when I was, the first porn
that I remember seeing was always what Court was describing.
It's like that girl looks like she's having a real
bad time, you.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Know, and head I feel like I feel like that's it.

Speaker 7 (14:29):
Was always really not necessarily like a foot on that,
you know what I mean. But it's just like I
felt very aggressive. So for me, I was like, this
just feels disgusting.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
You both people to be enjoying themselves, right, not to
this feel like a captive situation.

Speaker 6 (14:45):
Well, by the time they get to Poundtown four, they
realized that, so they do change the storyline.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
It really lost its way.

Speaker 6 (14:51):
After the sequel, It's usually like that one too, And
then manum experts believe viewers are gravitating towards more real experiences,
with searches for authentic sex up forty three percent and
respectful sex up sixty one percent this year.

Speaker 8 (15:05):
The authentic thing too, because I'm so done with the
girl going eh.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
Super loud and over the top.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
That's not right.

Speaker 6 (15:13):
Yeah, and the idea of like hurting somebody more than
they're asking to be hurt, you know, like there's a
there's a place for things. But yeah, to the point
where like I don't find joy when you're in pain
or you're all of a sudden, there's some weird tears
going on here. Yeah, it's a lot.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
Despite taking fourth place and overall trends this year, the
anime craze continues.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
To dominate there.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
It is so hint I porn, Yes, is the number
one search on porn Hub.

Speaker 6 (15:41):
It is crazy combination for video games and like cartoon obsession.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
It's rule thirty four of the Internet.

Speaker 8 (15:49):
Man, if it exists, there is porn of it.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
So that's true.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
I just don't I watch it.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
It's like a tentacle eating a girl out and I
don't know what the hell I'm doing with myself.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
She's not sexual to me.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
There's nothing that's hot about it.

Speaker 8 (16:00):
If you search the Simpsons that like half of the
images about the Simpsons are sexual.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
It's gross.

Speaker 6 (16:05):
Yeah, everybody's seeing the Marge getting a little Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
I have seen still shots.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
Your thumbnails are advertisment for like the Disney print Joe
for like from like Ariel getting taxxed or.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Something like that.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
Could never just be in the moment, you know, like
Aeriel specially you probably shouldn't brought her up. But most
cartoon characters.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
Yeah, where was this stuff when I was fourteen? Because
I thought Ariel was super hoigh a whole New World
was about something else.

Speaker 8 (16:30):
But I think that's where this comes from, is like
all the dudes are like, oh, she's hot.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
I wonder would you look like me?

Speaker 4 (16:35):
You didn't grow out of that at some point, bro.

Speaker 8 (16:37):
I mean there's probably a bunch of fourteen year olds
that are actually doing the most of the search in
on this.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
The overlap between anime fandom and gaming culture was reflected
in these searches. Somebody suggested that a second ago, the
top two categories showed both familiarity and surprise. Milf made
a triumphant return as the second most fewed category worldwide.
Interesting knocking off lesbian.

Speaker 6 (16:58):
Well, the good thing about go ahead, Marcus, put.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Milf in the Hall of fame.

Speaker 9 (17:03):
Alrighty, Like that one's been here since American Pie first
made the term popular. It shot right to the top
and stayed there for a decade. Let's put milf in
the hall of Fame's.

Speaker 6 (17:15):
Milph is the perfect way for them to title. So
if you think about it, it's not step sister, it's
not this barely legal stuff. It's you're some dude and
then this mom comes on to you like it is.
But it's the idea of it is less criminal.

Speaker 7 (17:35):
But it's not just less criminal. It assumes that we're
talking about an older woman.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
I think that's exactly Honestly, they just put that on there.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
I think just for an older woman, it's not necessarily
a moor a mom, which.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
You know, because I've.

Speaker 6 (17:49):
Seen girls who are like in their early thirties called MILFs,
but no one wants to click on older lady gets drilled.

Speaker 9 (17:57):
Yeah, well, this dude as it as a horny seventeen
year old high school student, though the only thing you
wanted was a mature woman to show you how to
do it, not necessarily old. You wanted you were looking
at like twenty five year olds going oh my god,
it only And I think that's where it comes from.

(18:17):
If you take that and look at that from the
mindset of a thirty year old. She's forty, so it's like, yeah,
a little bit old, but I think that. And also
the one thing that I think Milf caught here is
it's the traditional porn star. Back from the nineties and
the eighties, they all looked like that, the big hair,
big fake tits, wearing high heels like it was kind
of the porn star. And now we've just kind of

(18:39):
sectioned it out to like that's the MILF section of things.
But I don't know, man, I see a lot of
traditionalism in the MILF and I feel like.

Speaker 6 (18:50):
I'm going to be a part of the got Milk campaign.

Speaker 9 (18:54):
I will say that if I'm gonna be, if I'm
gonna pick out my favorite not that you asked, I
think that's the one.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
I think it's easy to go.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
And by the way, that's that will be the title
of today's Donkey Show episode, Got Milf.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
What's at number five?

Speaker 5 (19:09):
The fifth most searched thing on YouTube, sorry, on red
tube or Jesus.

Speaker 6 (19:15):
It's basically, yeah, what have we not listed?

Speaker 8 (19:21):
I'm sicking with furry furries?

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Is it furries?

Speaker 6 (19:24):
No, it's not very anal search to fifth place man, while.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
Piney rounded out the top three.

Speaker 6 (19:31):
What is no I n A y?

Speaker 2 (19:35):
You know what I had to google the other day?
This is really embarrassing.

Speaker 7 (19:38):
I was reading a book and this term came up,
and I'd heard it before, but I wasn't sure what
it was.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
I had to google boot Cocky.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Oh my god, I was like, who are you talking to?
When Cocky came up?

Speaker 7 (19:50):
I was reading a book and he was like he
was in the military and he was describing the type
of porn they were watching while Yeah.

Speaker 8 (19:57):
So one of the one of the best little clips
of audio that Stern used to play all the time
was when Tom broke he was I forget what what town?
He was trying to say, yeah, but he accidentally said Bucaga.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
But Crook, let me see if I can find that guy.

Speaker 6 (20:11):
So the pennae p I N A Y.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Yeah, what is that?

Speaker 6 (20:16):
And we having trouble pulling up what that could be? Well, yeah,
it looks like it's a like a Filipino term. I
don't know if it's Filipino porn.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Is it like Filpino women?

Speaker 6 (20:28):
Well, likely it's porn hub. Yeah, but there's a little
bit everything.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
I n a Y.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
I found this Tom Broke clip if you want to
hear it, and.

Speaker 10 (20:38):
This report out of Moscow tonight. Two Russian planes carrying
a total of more than one hundred people crashed almost
simultaneously today. One report from the Interfax news agency says
witnesses saw and explosion just before one of the crashes.
Both planes were tupul Off t U one fifty four
jets that's a standard airline aer on domestic flights in Russia.

(21:00):
The first crash happened in Bukauke, about one and ten
miles south of Moscow. The second plane crash near Rostov,
which is about six hundred miles south.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
He did not want to say that.

Speaker 7 (21:12):
You go by the way, pennay is you were sniffing
up the right tree. It's Asian porn stars basically, so
it's Chinese Vietnamese. So it's just like I'm all about
that fetishizing people's fucking culture.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Like all the old.

Speaker 6 (21:26):
Dudes before they head over there and buy themselves a
street woman. They beat off in a closet for a
couple of months.

Speaker 9 (21:35):
Not to bring the Oxford Dictionary into this, because I
think we're looking for the porn hub definitions, which is
what Laura just gave. But the Oxford definition is just
a female native inhabitant of the Philippines.

Speaker 6 (21:47):
So there it is. They have a specific look and
a feel.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
The most viewed porn stars of twenty twenty four starts
with a bell of danger, Violet Myers.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
I'm not sure who Islet Myers is.

Speaker 6 (22:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (22:01):
It takes it to another level when you have a
favorite porn star, like, I don't know, right, Like it's
kind of weird.

Speaker 5 (22:07):
I think you probably have a you probably watch porn
a little bit more. You've got a favorite porn star.

Speaker 6 (22:13):
Well, there's a lot of talent out there, Laura, Yeah,
stand out.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
There's so yeah, there's so many. How could you even
They just never end? And it's like Amanda Cummings Newcomers Jessica.

Speaker 7 (22:23):
But one of my best friends in high school, her
last name was Cummings, and she didn't realize what it
meant until she was like twenty one.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
I knew someone whose last name was come Ku m
m oh.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Oh yeah my old boss and Colorado Springs had the
last name.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
A newcomersed it.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
I would never take.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
Down Jessica Sodi and Rising Star from Mexico Maria Matrix
Martis Sorry, okay, rising Star just a part.

Speaker 7 (22:47):
I don't even know who these people are, so you
should reserve the rising Star title for the men in
the films.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (22:53):
Each which country has watched the most porn according to
porn ub Us.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, yeah, we're.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
At number one. Yeah, are by the way taking like
a we have a like a huge lead, gaping, gaping.

Speaker 7 (23:08):
I will say, though, I feel like a lot of
other countries are a little more sex positive than us.
It's less taboo, So I'm wondering if that has something
to do with it.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Yeah, France, it's actually.

Speaker 7 (23:17):
Going out and like experiencing things, whereas we're just hiding
in the closet jerking off.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
And yeah, France, France seems to be more sex positive.
And there at number two, Philippines at three, Mexico at four,
United Kingdom at five.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
So yeah, that's uh geese.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Wait, what's the top two searches. You never told us.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
The top two searches. Yeah I did.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
Yeah, we are started with that.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Henti porn was the number one. Anti porn is the
number one search on porn Hub. And the second one,
if you don't remember, was, uh it wasn't anal A
was at five.

Speaker 6 (23:55):
How I remember that?

Speaker 2 (23:57):
No, that was I can't remember mill and.

Speaker 6 (24:01):
There it is, got milf, got milf.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
It should be.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
So there we go.

Speaker 6 (24:07):
Marcus is feeling vindicated time.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
It's been a bit since I've been onto the hub,
but I you might log on today after all this talk.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Well, sure you got to see all the stuff.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
That's uh, yeah, I gotta see the nominees, right, it's
like the Oscars. I gotta go watch those.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Movies decide for yourself.

Speaker 6 (24:21):
Yeah, exactly. They tell you the titles. You catch up
that week.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
It looks like other things that on this list, like
people typed in Hoctua a lot, But she never actually.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Have did that, which is smart smart on her part.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
It is.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
I'm sure she was offering.

Speaker 9 (24:36):
It was also hard to do that crypto scam. Now
she's in jail, right, was that?

Speaker 6 (24:39):
Actually?

Speaker 5 (24:41):
I think I had a lot of Internet people were
saying she's gonna getarrested. I don't think she's actually.

Speaker 6 (24:46):
When the Internet does that though, like the where they
they'll present it as breaking news, like she's she's locked
up in the first sentence, and then you're listening for
like two minutes and then you're like, wait a second,
you back out and you go to a legitimate news
and that's not true. It's so it's what's poisonous about
the Internet.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
She started like a crypto coin or something, and like
it immediately crashed and.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
Went up and then crashed. They figured insider trading.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
I don't know anything about the whole crypto, you know,
I don't.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Seem the sketch.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
I wouldn't even want to get involved with it. I
don't care how much money I had. I don't want
to get dragged into this stuff.

Speaker 6 (25:20):
I mean, I bet somebody painted a pig for it.
Was like, oh yeah, no, it's gonna be great. Your
name is just a castlay.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
Someone made money, just nobody who bought into it.

Speaker 9 (25:28):
Yea, they made millions people. They were taking fifteen percent
brokerage fees on this stuff. That's outrageous when you think
about just buying a bitcoin, like it does not cost
you fifteen percent to go to any place if you
just want to go buy a bitcoin or a doge
coin or any of these things. And it seems like
what they did is they gave a bunch of coins away,

(25:50):
launched it. All those people sold their coins, which dropped
the value into the tank, and everybody that actually bought
legitimate coins was left holding the bag because they're not
worth anything anymore.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
So it's what they.

Speaker 9 (26:02):
Call a pump and dump, and it is absolutely illegal,
and if they do catch people, there is jail time involved.
But that's probably why the internet's so good at tricking people,
is because what she did, or what whoever she was
involved with did is a scam.

Speaker 6 (26:18):
Well, but you'd have to prove that she had intent, right,
I just.

Speaker 8 (26:22):
Don't understand who would buy a cryptocurrency based on the
Hoktua Girl.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
The Other Thing podcast.

Speaker 9 (26:31):
I don't think that you're right there, Drew and saying
you have to prove she had intent, because the lawyers
would tell you ignorance of the law is no excuse.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
No not law. But if you if you were attempting
to do a legitimate coin and it bellied, that's different
than having it be the game plan. That's what I
mean by proving it.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
And honestly, I don't think she had don't.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Think that she was.

Speaker 9 (26:54):
This wasn't legitimate from the word go, guys, whether or
not she knew it, this wasn't legitimately, I can't imagine.

Speaker 7 (27:00):
And that she hadn't had much knowledge of the world
of crypto christ And I'm sure somebody was just like, hey,
we could do this, and she's like sure, sound but they.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
Do want to say she's like dumb, but she's just
kind of like what.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
I do remember, like when she was caught, like she
posted a really shitty excuse on the Internet and it
sounded like like she was look good.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
It sounded like she was setting up, you know, excuses.

Speaker 6 (27:20):
Yeah, yeah, there definitely is gonna be some answers that
need to come.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Yeah, whatever happened to like the Paul brothers, weren't they
caught up in the stuff too, one of them, Like
the Paul Brothers.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
We paid out huge settlements.

Speaker 9 (27:31):
When you don't sorr anything about this shit anymore, it
means they wrote somebody a check and it all went away.

Speaker 6 (27:36):
He's got plenty of money, of these guys, and they're
billion or close to billion. They're moving in on now.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
Dude, It's crazy how much money they have, not just them,
but like just social media stars and.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Just stop paying.

Speaker 6 (27:47):
Well Logan is now you're not gonna be able to
stop him because he owns Prime the energy drinks. Yeah,
I mean he's not you know, you think about what
what vitamin water did for fifty cent. He can just
like make bankrupt moves for the rest of his life
and he's fine. Prime is actually his, like all his
and one other dude, So we want him to go away,

(28:10):
they won't, rightous.

Speaker 8 (28:12):
So theast they give that guy a cryptocurrency, that's what
he needs. I mean, if the if, the if the
girl who makes a blowjob joke while drunk on this
on a street corner gets a cryptocurrency, everybody I should have.

Speaker 6 (28:22):
One, say, how do I get it was a great
blowjob joke.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
Well, there you go. We we're going to end on
that note.

Speaker 6 (28:31):
I guess let's do that.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
I don't know anything really about the crypto stuff, it's all.
It all seems very sketchy. Yeah, just originally set up
to pay Hitman in the first place.

Speaker 8 (28:40):
I do kick myself, Like if I if I had
a time machine. I would go back to whatever, the
early two thousands whenever. That's yeah, when when bigcoin was
actually a dollar or whatever and you could buy and
nobody was buying it, so it was it was his
cheap as hell for the longest time. But now it's
one hundred thousand dollars per bitcoin.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Well, you could have been that guy who lost the
password to your laptop.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
And that's probably what I would have done. Yeah, a million.

Speaker 6 (29:00):
Dollars sitting in the landfill somewhere because exactly.

Speaker 9 (29:03):
There's a story about an early adopter out there who
paid a pizza delivery guy with ten bitcoins because he.

Speaker 6 (29:09):
Didn't remember that ash.

Speaker 9 (29:10):
Oh and you think about ten bitcoins right now, and
what's that?

Speaker 4 (29:13):
What's that worth?

Speaker 7 (29:14):
Dude?

Speaker 9 (29:14):
Like it's wild. But here's my question for you, Court.
Would you have been able to handle the roller coaster
if you did buy let's say ten bitcoin back in
two thousand, of those massive rises in massive falls, would
you have been able to make it to twenty twenty four?

Speaker 8 (29:29):
No, I because I mean the first time it went
up at all, I would have been like, I'm.

Speaker 7 (29:32):
Out good, the same one hundred dollars, yeah, yeah, And.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
Then I would have just wanted to die, but I
would have done something done like that too, just like oh,
fourteen hundred buck is great, Yeah, cash it, yeah and
get out of it.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
But I mean, just in the last year it has
almost doubled, So I mean it's even if you just
put your life savings on it a year ago. Those
people are dancing right for now. That's what's scary.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Yeah, yeah, yep.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Well if you have bitcoin on me, yeah, hit us up,
let's go out.

Speaker 6 (30:04):
I'll hang out whenever. Bowling or something bowling in your
private lane?

Speaker 4 (30:07):
Yeah you got a lane, I'm sure, let's build one.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Yeah, next picture is on you.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
We will see you tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
We've got another pair of Lincoln Park tickets for you
that shows at the Modus Center next September.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
You could be there.

Speaker 5 (30:19):
We also have Beef Water's Fast Food Frenzy coming up
tomorrow'll review another fast food item.

Speaker 6 (30:23):
Yeah, and much much more mine.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one oh five nine the brew dot com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
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