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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey show.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Yeah, yay, it's having kids. Whoa, somebody took my kids away?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Your children are missing?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
My kids screaming? What the hell is there?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
The one where they're going, Oh they got you? They
go no, no, no, And I know, but what about the
disappointed I have?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
They're both gone.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Oh what has happened?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Did somebody delete to my children?
Speaker 5 (00:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
My god?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
To be touching your button.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Dude, I get upset when I come in here, Like,
I don't mind if people use the studio.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Just somebody touching your buttons.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
There wouldn't be anyone in here. There's a chance they
just could have been deleted. My guess is there could
have been like a time stamp on it.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
You have had them for many, many moons.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
I bet you that's what happened.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, I'll be your kid.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Let me go see. I would click in the archive button.
And then under beds.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I think.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Everywhere everything's at when in bed, you know, when in bed.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I don't see it.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Mm hmm. Maybe it's under bit.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Oh, I'm seeing a lot of stuff that's in here though,
how did this get archived?
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Check it out?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Just played that this morning yesterday.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
So that's still on the button bar. That shouldn't be.
This is a mystery that should not be. My kids
should be gone or should not be gone.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
This is all about.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Took my kids.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Some claps over there on the other side.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Where's my son?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Where are these children?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Anyway? That sucks. I don't know what's going on there.
I don't have to look it up.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
Let's try and do the Let's try it again and
see if Flora can and I can make it sound
like children.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Okay, let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Donkey Show.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
It's that good all right?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
You got it? Boom, I'd say, don't even look for
the button.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, I think you've got your button right here.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I want to know why so much so this, so
much good stuff is being archived though. Look at it
that that goat, that's a goat.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
All of this needs to be returned to the main vault.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Yeah, I'll fix that. Yeah, anyway, thanks for checking out
the Donkey Show podcast. I'm Tanner Drew's here. Laura's here.
That's it today, bus dressed. Marcus isn't with this. Court's
not with this. Courts is courts in Seattle this morning.
I guess he's doing a show from a hot shot.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
And Marcus is in Vegas.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Marcus went to Vegas? Was it today?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
He wondered last night this morning at seven?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Do you go to Vegas for work for his podcasts?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Yes, he's not. He's not getting to party or anything.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
He's got to actually do a job there. I mean,
I'm sure at night you can tie a little work.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
When you're in Vegas, even if it's for work. You're like,
but I'm in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Still got to have some fun. I think it would
be tough for me to be like, Nope, night right
right back.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
To my hotel.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Well, I don't even know why you would have any
type of work event in Vegas and tell people that
they can't go out and experience life.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
It might be, you know, since he works in the
trucking industry, it could be a convention where they have
big wigs from the industry. A lot of times like
why Vegas because all these conventions are in Las Truckers
lock to party.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
They meet in groups, they go to a convention center,
and then they get drunk and spend money on roulette. Yeah,
or sounds fun.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Or hookers could be hookers.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
You spin whatever wheel you want.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Speaking of wheels that aren't spinning. I don't think Kanye
has got much going on in his head. I don't
think we'll just spinning in his head.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
The whole motor is frozen.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
What's he worth right now?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I don't I don't think he's worth a billion anymore.
He's worth like seven.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It didn't Kim have to like loan him money not
that long ago.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Well, the Yasy brand alone, that's a massive hit. The shoes,
I mean that was in no way.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
What's he worth?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
This is two point seven seven billion?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I heard that he lost his billionaire status, well, and
I hope he did.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
But the problem with a guy like that is it
could be as simple as the stock portfolio takes a
tip and he goes up a billion, because you know,
if he's got Tesla and he's got this, he's got Google.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah, it says two point seven billion.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I want it to be like thirty eight bucks.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Yeah, But Kanye was says he won't work with anyone
under one billion dollars.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Oh, he's just, he's just.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
That's why he hasn't called back.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
He's a real trash human being. He was on Pierce
Morgan's show the other day, which it doesn't air here
in the States. It's just like in England or whatever. Yeah,
but Pierce Morgan was interviewing him, and usually Peer Morgan's
the villain. It's it's rare when you see a clip
and Pierce Morgan's the reasonable person on set. But he
was interviewing Kanye and he pissed him off right away
by saying, you know, so, Kanye, you have thirty two
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million followers or something like that, and Kanye corrected him.
He's like, actually, it's more than that, and apparently it's
it's three thirty three billion or thirty three million followers.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh how dare you?
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
And so yeah, he got that wrong. And he also
apparently called him Kanye instead of yee yeah, which is
what he goes by.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Now.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Anyway, it was a super awkward exchange. Here is just
a little taste, all right, hold on, the people can't
hear this, So let me back this up. And buttons
weren't pushed in there.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
My bad it's all good.
Speaker 8 (05:46):
I watch what you put out on X You got
thirty two million followers, so you're one of the most
follow people.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
See wait now look, look, look at look right now.
You're not going to take You're not going to take
inches off my dick.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Bro, Like, how many followers that have?
Speaker 8 (06:01):
God, well, how many is it?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
She said?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Well?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
How many inches is on your dick?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yes, I wouldn't steal an inch from I.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Think he could do the study.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
You got the whole staff over there.
Speaker 8 (06:10):
I thought he was thirty ten million.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
How many is it?
Speaker 8 (06:13):
You obviously know?
Speaker 6 (06:14):
I mean no, I mean don't don't help them out.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
You know, I'm telling thirty three million now, So congratulations,
you're slightly big, bigger folding than I thought.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
No, congratulations, your information is correct. You're not just some
you know dude trying to sub You know, I'm.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
A gift bro.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
You know what I mean? Why? Why why do all
you people in media act like you haven't played my
songs at your weddings or graduations or at funerals. And
when your child was born.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
The baby's here playing the conye song.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Medium get the stereo on good Morning?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Like, who's doing that?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
No?
Speaker 7 (06:54):
His he gives me anxiety. When he speaks, it's like
it's so disjointed. Then the way he hesitates, I can
feel his anxieties, like in his answers to where I
don't know why, but he makes me, even from a distance.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
And I don't know why comfortable. This level of narcissism
has even paid attention to. Like why do we listen
to any anything these people have to say? We should
be laughing at them. They are jokes. So people who
think that they're this great, they're fucking jokes. Yeah, and
this guy's a raging racist, like he goes on and
wears klue Clucks clans outfits and says anti Semitic shit.
I mean, why do we even pay attention? The only
(07:30):
reason I'm playing this clip is just just, you know,
because it's funny.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
You're why we're also watching a dumpster fire, right, Like
that's what we're all doing?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Like why Piers, Why does Pierce Morgan even bother?
Speaker 5 (07:40):
I think it was well, yeah, and I do think
that he was hoping to talk to him about like
his line of clothing featuring swastikas, and like why he's
so anti semitic?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
But we know he's a piece of shit. Can we
just move on?
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Like I think he was, well, yeah, I think he
was trying to get inside the mind of Kanye West,
which seems to be nearly impossible.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Nobody's nobody there, and he thinks he's super intelligent and
enlightened and like above us all moron.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Weddings or graduations or at funerals and when your child
was worn. You know, you take somebody that's living like
a linen, Michael Jackson, and you just take all this
time to just like that nuance right there. It's it's idiotic.
It just shows the hate that you put out for
people that put love. There's so much love and respect.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
What are you talking about? I haven't said anything.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
What do you talk about?
Speaker 6 (08:34):
It's thirty okay, Now you're not taking accountability or responsible
you know, of course I need to No, no, sir,
this is what you get for now we can we
can circle back when you can count.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
And then he took us ear piece out, got up
and walked off set.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Maybe maybe the most awkward part about it is that
like his little handler or whoever, just like sat there
for the rest of.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
The interview and he's he's stuttering and like.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
He would did like another three four minutes with yes,
just that guy who's just sitting there like, oh, thanks Kanye.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
If you're the biggest star in the world, you don't
just openly tell people you're a gift. You don't just
openly just in passing it at the end of a
breath say I'm to be treated more like Michael Jackson
and John Lennon. Yeah, it's just not for you to say.
It's not your debate. You need to be on the
sidelines of that. If somebody else wants to speak about
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you in those ways, then.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
So be it.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
But for you, even if it is true, I find
it's so pathetic and sad that you have to talk
about yourself that way, you know. I just it's so
pathetic to be like, I'm a gift.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
But I do think he's one of those guys, like
the dude sitting next to him, like people don't tell
him no, Like he surrounds himself with people.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Oh you don't see how cringe you are, Like, dude,
you are so cringe, Like we are laughing at the
normal human beings are laughing at you.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
There is an amount of money you could you could
give me to go and sit next to him and
do that, though, you know, like to sit and say
yes to him would be so taxing because anytime any
pushback so much as well, the ice isn't actually frozen yet, ye,
that would be pushed back to the point where like,
are you insulted my intelligence?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
The ice has done? Is what I saying it's done.
He's unstable. You can't reason, and I wish they wouldn't
even bother. I don't know why they bother, Like I
get it at all. It's a crazy great TV.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
It's not.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
Yeah it is cringe, but it is. They're just chasing clicks.
Peers is a click chaser for sure, always been that guy.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Yeah, he's I have Peers is pretty pathetic, I think too.
You know, he's always picking fights with people like why
are you that's the dumbest argument that you just presented
and he leans into it.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
But got It's this is a good day for Peers though,
because Kanye can make him look like a saint, right,
doesn't take much.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Yeah, that's just I want to know how he got
that interview, And like they allude to in this interview
that like the day before they were kind of just
like and Pierce Morgan said, this is a direct quote.
You were dicking us around yesterday, and it's like, so,
I mean, this interview with Kanye was not Kanye, I guess.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
A rich, selfish piece of garbage, Like he doesn't care
about anybody else. If you know, it doesn't matter if
he weighs somebody else's time, it doesn't matter if he
schedule something and blows it off to him. Everyone's a
servant to him. M hmm, Everyone like answers to him,
and you know he's again he's the gift you're not.
Speaker 7 (11:25):
He's such a prisoner in his own mind. Though you
have two if if the numbers are right, you have
two billion dollars, and the thing that will destroy you
and actually self admittedly destroys the size of your dick,
is your followers.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Right like to think that you have everything in the world.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
I mean, you've lost a lot of your power, but
a lot of a lot in this world, and that
if just the followers went away, you'd probably kill yourself.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
That is pathetic. I also imagine Kanye's got a weird
looking dick. I bet it doesn't look good. I bet
it's very skinny, and like oddly shaped.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
It has panty hose over the end, and like a.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Weird way at the very end, you know, like it'll
just like been.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
To the left night.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
I'd like to think it goes all the way back
on itself and stares.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
At it like a cane.
Speaker 7 (12:11):
Wow, but like a candy cane when like someone's been
at one end of it for a bit.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, a little got a spear, Yeah, a turt spear.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
He's super cringing inous, too bad. As I loved his music, man,
but I.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Can't even enjoy talented. He's a great producer. It's just
a real what a waste of talent?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Because that what was that first through the wire? Is
that what it was?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
The wire was the first one, And wasn't that in
like two thousand and two or something. It was a
long time ago. I remember it was like right after
a car accident. He had his jaw wired shut. I
mean that he wrapped the whole song with that, you know,
his jaw wired shut.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
That's funny.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Yeah, and then you can kind of tell him to
listen to what he's doing it like this, you know,
but back then it was hot, like dude, college dropout
is one of my favorite albums, like it is so good,
but he is just garbage and I can't do it anymore.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
And thank god that they're step being in on the
children level, like don't poison these cads.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
You know, it's like you lost your wife, you lost
your children, you lost your.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Family, lost respect, you lost your shoe. Bern deal, like
what the old deal?
Speaker 7 (13:13):
Like you have to be like hold my beer and
just burn that to the ground. They were making money
hand over foot and they're like, nothing is worse than
what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
It's like it isn't worth it. Yeah, that's so.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
I mean that speaks volumes. How often do the biggest
businesses turn a cheek for money?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Just not this time.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
I don't know how he's making all of his money
now because nobody will touch him.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
I think there's no music and if you have billions
your interest alone.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah, that's true, and so much money.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
He sells out shows, but.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I don't think he does a lot of live shows anymore.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
He does like church.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
I feel like he went on tour, like some church
tour not too long ago.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
He has his own church. He probably goes Joel Olstein
on these people.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah, anyway, we've.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Already given in too much attention as it is. Uh,
he sucks, but just wanted to play those clips for
YOUM just I'm a gift piers anyway, Well how to count?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I'm out.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
That's all you get for now.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Yeah, I'll bet them phase two.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
He'll probably be on Alex Jones later on today probably, so.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Earlier on the show today, we were talking about Laura
and her possible warrant in Colorado. We don't know for
sure if she's got a warrant, but I think that
the chances are very likely Colorado. In the state of Colorado,
much like many states, parking tickets don't disappear after a while,
even though she thought they did. She's got seven unpaid
parking tickets, and you know they also we found out
(14:36):
that Colorado can't arrest you for that too, and so
we were checking online and looking to see if she
had any warrants. We couldn't find anything on the internet.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, so I'll give you that, okay.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
And it's probably of an arrest. That's a lot like
driving well suspended. When you look it up, it says
you're gonna get arrested. Ninety percent of people don't.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Yeah, I got so. I got pulled over a few
times driving while suspended and never felt the cold bracelets.
They only told me once out of like the three
year or no, four times I was pulled over.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
So I'm sure if Laura whipped out the water works,
well she was pulled over, and she's a pretty girl,
like she minded over her visa immediately.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
She might be able to get away with it. But
I wouldn't.
Speaker 8 (15:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
I wouldn't have to take the chance. I would try to, like,
see if you have the warrant and just get it,
you know, get it taken care of.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
First of all, the what's his name? Uh, nine one
five guy? He said that parking tickets are not going
to extradite, so as long as.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
I don't know, like a cop earlier said that they would.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
No, he did not say that, or somebody said that.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
He said, maybe you'll get thrown into collections, which I
feel like at this point I would know about.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
But alas, but alas, I wonder if and you know,
I'm not telling you to call down there and get
yourself into trouble, but I bet you if you did
a thing like were hey, I just want to get
all these taken care of. Is there any way to
take care of it, like maybe they would consolidate or
do something, you know, Like it's like when you have
a bunch of debt and then they're like, well we
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need three grand and you're like, I could never pay
three grand. They're like, how about eight hundred right now?
And that happens because they're just trying to collect their chunk.
But I don't know if the city or state works
the same way.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I don't know either.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
I could see them not, you know, but it's always
with a with a shot and then call with like
just good attitude, like you know, hey, I don't know
if this is a I don't know if I call.
Would you call? I think I would?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
You know that sounded pretty halfway there.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
No, I think I would. I wouldn't, I think, because
I don't. I wouldn't want to catching up with me.
The older I get, I'm so worried about stuff like this,
you know, like I want all my bills paid, I
want all my responsibilities taken care of, and this is
just something I would do in my twenties.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yes, just not pay parking tickets. There's that little feeling
of unfinished homework. If you were in the city of it.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
I would be more concerned, you know, because it's not
a felony.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
And I've been back several times.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Yeah, but you haven't been in trouble.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah, this is.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
One of those things.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I got another parking ticket.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
This is one of the thingshere. We're going to go
looking for you.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
If I keep my nose clean, I'll be fine.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
Like if you get hammered and fight with a dude
in the street and break your flip flop, which is
what you've done.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
I have done that in Florida, but that's someone car
well one in Florida.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
You have to actually if you don't come home with
a blown out flop.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
We were getting a lot of talkbacks, people chiming in
on this, on this discussion earlier.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
I got an.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Idea for you guys.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Next Bacon and brew.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
This is something of where in the world is Carmen
San Diego?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
It can be warre in the world is Laura.
Speaker 9 (17:31):
We'll have some cops over and let him chase her
around so they catch her and take her to jail.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Yeah, yeah, she might like being chased by a sexy
cop that.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
They can't They can't take me to jail here. They
got nothing to jail me face.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
As long as the band Rockapella comes, we can relive
the entire.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Gorman's under you more talkbos.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
As a former motorcycle rider.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
This guy's as he's talking about split.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
The guy.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
So we on the on the show today, the live show.
At the very end, we were talking about this dude
in Oregon. Somewhere in Portland. I guess what was it?
Right here on I find it's right.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Here on two seventeen, heading towards Highway twenty sixth.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Someone in like a Kia suv. You probably have seen
the video already while you're on the toilet, scroll at
the TikTok everywhere, tried to drive this guy pretty much
off the road.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
He did. He did drive the guy.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
He did right, so he he slammed into this dude
on a motorcycle, sent him across the road. We did
get a message this morning said that guy the biker's home.
He's got a concussion in some road rash and the
Kia guy apparently he almost took him out before the
video started too.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Oh so that was a second swing.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Yeah, okay, so yeah, they caught the guy. They arrested
the Kia driver. The dude on the bikes at home recovering.
But yeah, people are chiming in on that, so that's
what this guy. Let me finish the.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Talk right here.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
As a former motorcycle rider and current motorcycle rider.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Yes, they did change the law.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
It is legal to split lanes in the ore again,
which I think is completely retarded. Anything bad could happen
at any time doing that.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I'm a rider. You won't catch me.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Well if they if they did switch the rules, they
didn't inform Google's artificial intelligence.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
M hm.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
Yeah, I'm still saying that it's illegal as well. But
I mean, whether it is illegal or not, these people
are still doing it.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
It isn't It does feel like a deathways and.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
Every time it comes up on me it surprises me
because I'm not looking for a bullet flying by my car.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
I feel like it's illegal, and that's just what that
guy tells himself.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
So you feel that guy, but he doesn't do it.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
He doesn't do it.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
He said I would never do it.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Well, I don't know. It seems it seems highly illegal
and whatever it is, it's dumb as shit. It's super dangerous.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Well even if it's even if it wasn't stupid, Like
it's still against the Yeah, it's like driving on the
shoulder because you don't want to wait in traffic.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
No, bro, you wait your turn.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
You're not the only one here.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, more talkbacks.
Speaker 9 (20:06):
When I lived in California back in the late eighties
early nineties, you could split lanes, but generally what you
did is you took the carpool lane and went between
the barrier and the cars no more than ten or
fifteen miles an hour faster than the vehicles that you're passing.
And everybody was cool with it, and you got around
and there was no hate. I mean, you could have
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a cop fall on you and you'd be cool. People
just take advantage it up here and just screw it
up for everybody.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Yeah, and it pisses me off, you know most of
the time. Like if you're just doing it real quickly
and it doesn't seem like it's hurting anybody, it's fine.
But yesterday this guy did it and it was super dangerous,
like he was he was weaving in and out of traffic,
like you know, yeah, turning his bike really far to
the left, really far to the right.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Lives dog.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
And it's like you go do that on a country road.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
That shit. Not only does it scare me because it
happens so fast, but it's You're gonna kill yourself, dude.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
And I'm going to live with it after I accidentally
maim you with my car because I'm not going to
do it on purpose, but I'm not going to sleep well.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Yeah, I'm not going to feel bad for the rest
of my life because you're being stupid.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yeah, it's not fair to the rest of us.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Yeah, even if they're okay with it, even if they're like, well,
I know the risks, I'm going to do it. It's
not Yeah, it's not fair to everybody else involved.
Speaker 7 (21:18):
Like, wow, I just killed you with my kids in
the car. Thanks dude, I'm glad you were trying to
get to the bar.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
That's what pisses me off of the most about people
fleeing in the police chase, like they just clearly do
not care about another person's life at all, and they
are going one hundred miles an hour and there are
people with you know, moms with kids in the car
driving down the street, just.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Barrel through a red light, just reckless abandon You're just
a piece of shit at your core. It's all about you,
although it probably.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Would be fun to just floort and but that's.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Why we have I was gonna say, a.
Speaker 7 (21:48):
Video games so we can feel like that without having that.
Well not for another year, but yes, exactly for now,
keep it on the roads. No, you can play GTA
five until it comes out.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Just do it.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Yeah man, yeah, yeah. Well so what you guys got?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Not much? Which was you guys going on today? What's
what's happening? You got me plans for your Wednesday?
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Or I have so much to do today I'm not
looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
What even busy all week?
Speaker 4 (22:17):
I know, I don't like those weeks. I like, I
like weeks.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Right, you'll always have shit. I feel like every week
You're like not every week.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Last week was pretty it's pretty light. But this week
I have to go up. Today, I have to go
pick up my mom's wheelchair. I thought I had to
do that yesterday. No, I didn't do it yesterday. I
ended up. Yesterday was a nightmare, Like traffic was so
bad getting around, Like normally it takes me thirty minutes
to get where I need to go, to me like
forty five to get there yesterday and another forty five.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
To get home doing the groomer.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Uh, doing the groomer. Yeah, you take.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Your dog to like the furthest point possible, don't you know.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
It's just during rush hour.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
How far away is the groomer.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
It's by the mall this mall, yeah, Washington Square whatever,
forty minutes to d It was bad because then also
the so I had dropped him off, it was okay
because it was at one o'clock.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Oh yeah, the time was picked.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
I didn't pick him up till five fifteen.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Oh no, ye near there.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Yeah, driving there was a nightmare the second time, and
then driving back was even worse.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
So does it take that long to cut or they
just have to pick up Whenever.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
It's usually they usually say it's two hours. This time
it took two and a half. Dang, it's not a
big deal. I I've never done it. So it's weird
to me when he's gone, because I'll walk in the
house and like he's not there to greet me, and
I don't like it. It's very it's empty. It's a
very eerie feeling. So I was happy to get him
back in the house. But yeah, anyway, where was I
going with that?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Lot of stuff going on today.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, so now you got to go get a chair.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
What about you? You have a lot going on today,
Laura Me.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
I gotta go to therapy and then I go home
and I'm watching Twin Peaks with a friend.
Speaker 7 (24:00):
Oh you got a boyfriend. Now you've been on multiple
dates with this mustache.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
No, no, no, it's not mustacheos. It is another mustached man.
And were the thing right now? I mean that's all honestly, Like,
there's a lot of mustache men out there there everywhere. Yeah,
and we were kind of doing the friends with benefits thing. Uh,
but then I blew that up and so now we
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just are buds who watch Twin Peaks together.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Sounds terrible.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
He is probably waiting for you to unblow that up.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
No, I'm sure I would not.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Well, because he's playing the field right now. He's going
through some stuff, so he's just out sewing his wild oats.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
So that's fine, that's good.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Yeah, Uh you anything.
Speaker 7 (24:43):
I'm gonna finish my responsibilities here, do a couple of meetings,
got a sales thing, and then I'm gonna go work
out and I'm gonna go climb up a mountain on
my bike because I know your affinity for bikers, both
of you, two different ways.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
So I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
And then, uh, I'm gonna pick up my kids, and
then we're going to soccer practice, We're doing dinner, and
then we're gonna do you know, We're gonna do tomorrow,
all of it again and again and again.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
And he's a creature of habit, a man of routine.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
Well, that's just life. Every day is the same thing,
just different words.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
And tomorrow I have to take my mom out for
a lunch, which is fine, but it's like a lot
of work.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Is that gonna be your mother's day thing? Are you
gonna know?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
You got you gotta see.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
I'm going over there Sunday. But this is like the
uh you know, because the thing is is we can't
she needs a wheelchair vehicle, and the TriMet wheelchair vehicles
stopped running on the weekends. Oh we have If we're
gonna go somewhere, we have to do it in the
week So I'll go over there Sunday, but we won't
go anywhere.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Nice.
Speaker 7 (25:42):
Yeah, I got a pile up of moms on Sunday.
Got the whole thing going yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
I mean it reminds me. Since I'm celebrating it tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I gotta get her something.
Speaker 7 (25:50):
Yeah, so I gotta done none of that part yet.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
I sent my mom a card, but I probably need
to get her like flowers or something.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (25:59):
Yeah, get her a car artigan, a mock turtleneck cardigan,
get or something she can use with her new boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Okay, that is just disgusting.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
What I didn't say? What you know, just like what
it could be?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Gloves?
Speaker 4 (26:12):
What do you think could be tickets to a movie?
I mean, I mean you're the ones.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
You're the I'm gonna buy them tickets to a movie.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Yeah, you could tickets to a movie or a bottle
of loube. That's fine. Okay, you know, I'm just saying
she probably needs it at that age, that age definitely
all right. We'll see you tomorrow on Laura's mom's vagina
Drew's eyes. That's what we're talking about, so big tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one O five nine the brew dot com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
Let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey show.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Yeah, yay, it's having kids. Whoa, somebody took my kids away?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Your children are missing?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
My kids screaming? What the hell is there?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
The one where they're going, Oh they got you? They
go no, no, no, And I know, but what about the
disappointed I have?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
They're both gone.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Oh what has happened?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Did somebody delete to my children?
Speaker 5 (00:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
My god?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
To be touching your button.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Dude, I get upset when I come in here, Like,
I don't mind if people use the studio.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Just somebody touching your buttons.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
There wouldn't be anyone in here. There's a chance they
just could have been deleted. My guess is there could
have been like a time stamp on it.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
You have had them for many, many moons.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
I bet you that's what happened.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, I'll be your kid.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Let me go see. I would click in the archive button.
And then under beds.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I think.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Everywhere everything's at when in bed, you know, when in bed.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I don't see it.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Mm hmm. Maybe it's under bit.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Oh, I'm seeing a lot of stuff that's in here though,
how did this get archived?
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Check it out?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Just played that this morning yesterday.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
So that's still on the button bar. That shouldn't be.
This is a mystery that should not be. My kids
should be gone or should not be gone.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
This is all about.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Took my kids.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Some claps over there on the other side.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Where's my son?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Where are these children?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Anyway? That sucks. I don't know what's going on there.
I don't have to look it up.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
Let's try and do the Let's try it again and
see if Flora can and I can make it sound
like children.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Okay, let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Donkey Show.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
It's that good all right?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
You got it? Boom, I'd say, don't even look for
the button.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, I think you've got your button right here.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I want to know why so much so this, so
much good stuff is being archived though. Look at it
that that goat, that's a goat.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
All of this needs to be returned to the main vault.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Yeah, I'll fix that. Yeah, anyway, thanks for checking out
the Donkey Show podcast. I'm Tanner Drew's here. Laura's here.
That's it today, bus dressed. Marcus isn't with this. Court's
not with this. Courts is courts in Seattle this morning.
I guess he's doing a show from a hot shot.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
And Marcus is in Vegas.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Marcus went to Vegas? Was it today?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
He wondered last night this morning at seven?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Do you go to Vegas for work for his podcasts?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Yes, he's not. He's not getting to party or anything.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
He's got to actually do a job there. I mean,
I'm sure at night you can tie a little work.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
When you're in Vegas, even if it's for work. You're like,
but I'm in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Still got to have some fun. I think it would
be tough for me to be like, Nope, night right
right back.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
To my hotel.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Well, I don't even know why you would have any
type of work event in Vegas and tell people that
they can't go out and experience life.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
It might be, you know, since he works in the
trucking industry, it could be a convention where they have
big wigs from the industry. A lot of times like
why Vegas because all these conventions are in Las Truckers
lock to party.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
They meet in groups, they go to a convention center,
and then they get drunk and spend money on roulette. Yeah,
or sounds fun.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Or hookers could be hookers.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
You spin whatever wheel you want.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Speaking of wheels that aren't spinning. I don't think Kanye
has got much going on in his head. I don't
think we'll just spinning in his head.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
The whole motor is frozen.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
What's he worth right now?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I don't I don't think he's worth a billion anymore.
He's worth like seven.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It didn't Kim have to like loan him money not
that long ago.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Well, the Yasy brand alone, that's a massive hit. The shoes,
I mean that was in no way.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
What's he worth?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
This is two point seven seven billion?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I heard that he lost his billionaire status, well, and
I hope he did.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
But the problem with a guy like that is it
could be as simple as the stock portfolio takes a
tip and he goes up a billion, because you know,
if he's got Tesla and he's got this, he's got Google.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah, it says two point seven billion.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I want it to be like thirty eight bucks.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Yeah, But Kanye was says he won't work with anyone
under one billion dollars.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Oh, he's just, he's just.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
That's why he hasn't called back.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
He's a real trash human being. He was on Pierce
Morgan's show the other day, which it doesn't air here
in the States. It's just like in England or whatever. Yeah,
but Pierce Morgan was interviewing him, and usually Peer Morgan's
the villain. It's it's rare when you see a clip
and Pierce Morgan's the reasonable person on set. But he
was interviewing Kanye and he pissed him off right away
by saying, you know, so, Kanye, you have thirty two
(05:12):
million followers or something like that, and Kanye corrected him.
He's like, actually, it's more than that, and apparently it's
it's three thirty three billion or thirty three million followers.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh how dare you?
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
And so yeah, he got that wrong. And he also
apparently called him Kanye instead of yee yeah, which is
what he goes by.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Now.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Anyway, it was a super awkward exchange. Here is just
a little taste, all right, hold on, the people can't
hear this, So let me back this up. And buttons
weren't pushed in there.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
My bad it's all good.
Speaker 8 (05:46):
I watch what you put out on X You got
thirty two million followers, so you're one of the most
follow people.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
See wait now look, look, look at look right now.
You're not going to take You're not going to take
inches off my dick.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Bro, Like, how many followers that have?
Speaker 8 (06:01):
God, well, how many is it?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
She said?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Well?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
How many inches is on your dick?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yes, I wouldn't steal an inch from I.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Think he could do the study.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
You got the whole staff over there.
Speaker 8 (06:10):
I thought he was thirty ten million.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
How many is it?
Speaker 8 (06:13):
You obviously know?
Speaker 6 (06:14):
I mean no, I mean don't don't help them out.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
You know, I'm telling thirty three million now, So congratulations,
you're slightly big, bigger folding than I thought.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
No, congratulations, your information is correct. You're not just some
you know dude trying to sub You know, I'm.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
A gift bro.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
You know what I mean? Why? Why why do all
you people in media act like you haven't played my
songs at your weddings or graduations or at funerals. And
when your child was born.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
The baby's here playing the conye song.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Medium get the stereo on good Morning?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Like, who's doing that?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
No?
Speaker 7 (06:54):
His he gives me anxiety. When he speaks, it's like
it's so disjointed. Then the way he hesitates, I can
feel his anxieties, like in his answers to where I
don't know why, but he makes me, even from a distance.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
And I don't know why comfortable. This level of narcissism
has even paid attention to. Like why do we listen
to any anything these people have to say? We should
be laughing at them. They are jokes. So people who
think that they're this great, they're fucking jokes. Yeah, and
this guy's a raging racist, like he goes on and
wears klue Clucks clans outfits and says anti Semitic shit.
I mean, why do we even pay attention? The only
(07:30):
reason I'm playing this clip is just just, you know,
because it's funny.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
You're why we're also watching a dumpster fire, right, Like
that's what we're all doing?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Like why Piers, Why does Pierce Morgan even bother?
Speaker 5 (07:40):
I think it was well, yeah, and I do think
that he was hoping to talk to him about like
his line of clothing featuring swastikas, and like why he's
so anti semitic?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
But we know he's a piece of shit. Can we
just move on?
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Like I think he was, well, yeah, I think he
was trying to get inside the mind of Kanye West,
which seems to be nearly impossible.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Nobody's nobody there, and he thinks he's super intelligent and
enlightened and like above us all moron.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Weddings or graduations or at funerals and when your child
was worn. You know, you take somebody that's living like
a linen, Michael Jackson, and you just take all this
time to just like that nuance right there. It's it's idiotic.
It just shows the hate that you put out for
people that put love. There's so much love and respect.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
What are you talking about? I haven't said anything.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
What do you talk about?
Speaker 6 (08:34):
It's thirty okay, Now you're not taking accountability or responsible
you know, of course I need to No, no, sir,
this is what you get for now we can we
can circle back when you can count.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
And then he took us ear piece out, got up
and walked off set.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Maybe maybe the most awkward part about it is that
like his little handler or whoever, just like sat there
for the rest of.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
The interview and he's he's stuttering and like.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
He would did like another three four minutes with yes,
just that guy who's just sitting there like, oh, thanks Kanye.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
If you're the biggest star in the world, you don't
just openly tell people you're a gift. You don't just
openly just in passing it at the end of a
breath say I'm to be treated more like Michael Jackson
and John Lennon. Yeah, it's just not for you to say.
It's not your debate. You need to be on the
sidelines of that. If somebody else wants to speak about
(09:32):
you in those ways, then.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
So be it.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
But for you, even if it is true, I find
it's so pathetic and sad that you have to talk
about yourself that way, you know. I just it's so
pathetic to be like, I'm a gift.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
But I do think he's one of those guys, like
the dude sitting next to him, like people don't tell
him no, Like he surrounds himself with people.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Oh you don't see how cringe you are, Like, dude,
you are so cringe, Like we are laughing at the
normal human beings are laughing at you.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
There is an amount of money you could you could
give me to go and sit next to him and
do that, though, you know, like to sit and say
yes to him would be so taxing because anytime any
pushback so much as well, the ice isn't actually frozen yet, ye,
that would be pushed back to the point where like,
are you insulted my intelligence?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
The ice has done? Is what I saying it's done.
He's unstable. You can't reason, and I wish they wouldn't
even bother. I don't know why they bother, Like I
get it at all. It's a crazy great TV.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
It's not.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
Yeah it is cringe, but it is. They're just chasing clicks.
Peers is a click chaser for sure, always been that guy.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Yeah, he's I have Peers is pretty pathetic, I think too.
You know, he's always picking fights with people like why
are you that's the dumbest argument that you just presented
and he leans into it.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
But got It's this is a good day for Peers though,
because Kanye can make him look like a saint, right,
doesn't take much.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Yeah, that's just I want to know how he got
that interview, And like they allude to in this interview
that like the day before they were kind of just
like and Pierce Morgan said, this is a direct quote.
You were dicking us around yesterday, and it's like, so,
I mean, this interview with Kanye was not Kanye, I guess.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
A rich, selfish piece of garbage, Like he doesn't care
about anybody else. If you know, it doesn't matter if
he weighs somebody else's time, it doesn't matter if he
schedule something and blows it off to him. Everyone's a
servant to him. M hmm, Everyone like answers to him,
and you know he's again he's the gift you're not.
Speaker 7 (11:25):
He's such a prisoner in his own mind. Though you
have two if if the numbers are right, you have
two billion dollars, and the thing that will destroy you
and actually self admittedly destroys the size of your dick,
is your followers.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Right like to think that you have everything in the world.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
I mean, you've lost a lot of your power, but
a lot of a lot in this world, and that
if just the followers went away, you'd probably kill yourself.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
That is pathetic. I also imagine Kanye's got a weird
looking dick. I bet it doesn't look good. I bet
it's very skinny, and like oddly shaped.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
It has panty hose over the end, and like a.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Weird way at the very end, you know, like it'll
just like been.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
To the left night.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
I'd like to think it goes all the way back
on itself and stares.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
At it like a cane.
Speaker 7 (12:11):
Wow, but like a candy cane when like someone's been
at one end of it for a bit.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, a little got a spear, Yeah, a turt spear.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
He's super cringing inous, too bad. As I loved his music, man,
but I.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Can't even enjoy talented. He's a great producer. It's just
a real what a waste of talent?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Because that what was that first through the wire? Is
that what it was?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
The wire was the first one, And wasn't that in
like two thousand and two or something. It was a
long time ago. I remember it was like right after
a car accident. He had his jaw wired shut. I
mean that he wrapped the whole song with that, you know,
his jaw wired shut.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
That's funny.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Yeah, and then you can kind of tell him to
listen to what he's doing it like this, you know,
but back then it was hot, like dude, college dropout
is one of my favorite albums, like it is so good,
but he is just garbage and I can't do it anymore.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
And thank god that they're step being in on the
children level, like don't poison these cads.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
You know, it's like you lost your wife, you lost
your children, you lost your.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Family, lost respect, you lost your shoe. Bern deal, like
what the old deal?
Speaker 7 (13:13):
Like you have to be like hold my beer and
just burn that to the ground. They were making money
hand over foot and they're like, nothing is worse than
what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
It's like it isn't worth it. Yeah, that's so.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
I mean that speaks volumes. How often do the biggest
businesses turn a cheek for money?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Just not this time.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
I don't know how he's making all of his money
now because nobody will touch him.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
I think there's no music and if you have billions
your interest alone.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah, that's true, and so much money.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
He sells out shows, but.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I don't think he does a lot of live shows anymore.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
He does like church.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
I feel like he went on tour, like some church
tour not too long ago.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
He has his own church. He probably goes Joel Olstein
on these people.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah, anyway, we've.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Already given in too much attention as it is. Uh,
he sucks, but just wanted to play those clips for
YOUM just I'm a gift piers anyway, Well how to count?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I'm out.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
That's all you get for now.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Yeah, I'll bet them phase two.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
He'll probably be on Alex Jones later on today probably, so.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Earlier on the show today, we were talking about Laura
and her possible warrant in Colorado. We don't know for
sure if she's got a warrant, but I think that
the chances are very likely Colorado. In the state of Colorado,
much like many states, parking tickets don't disappear after a while,
even though she thought they did. She's got seven unpaid
parking tickets, and you know they also we found out
(14:36):
that Colorado can't arrest you for that too, and so
we were checking online and looking to see if she
had any warrants. We couldn't find anything on the internet.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, so I'll give you that, okay.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
And it's probably of an arrest. That's a lot like
driving well suspended. When you look it up, it says
you're gonna get arrested. Ninety percent of people don't.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Yeah, I got so. I got pulled over a few
times driving while suspended and never felt the cold bracelets.
They only told me once out of like the three
year or no, four times I was pulled over.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
So I'm sure if Laura whipped out the water works,
well she was pulled over, and she's a pretty girl,
like she minded over her visa immediately.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
She might be able to get away with it. But
I wouldn't.
Speaker 8 (15:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
I wouldn't have to take the chance. I would try to, like,
see if you have the warrant and just get it,
you know, get it taken care of.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
First of all, the what's his name? Uh, nine one
five guy? He said that parking tickets are not going
to extradite, so as long as.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
I don't know, like a cop earlier said that they would.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
No, he did not say that, or somebody said that.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
He said, maybe you'll get thrown into collections, which I
feel like at this point I would know about.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
But alas, but alas, I wonder if and you know,
I'm not telling you to call down there and get
yourself into trouble, but I bet you if you did
a thing like were hey, I just want to get
all these taken care of. Is there any way to
take care of it, like maybe they would consolidate or
do something, you know, Like it's like when you have
a bunch of debt and then they're like, well we
(16:01):
need three grand and you're like, I could never pay
three grand. They're like, how about eight hundred right now?
And that happens because they're just trying to collect their chunk.
But I don't know if the city or state works
the same way.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I don't know either.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
I could see them not, you know, but it's always
with a with a shot and then call with like
just good attitude, like you know, hey, I don't know
if this is a I don't know if I call.
Would you call? I think I would?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
You know that sounded pretty halfway there.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
No, I think I would. I wouldn't, I think, because
I don't. I wouldn't want to catching up with me.
The older I get, I'm so worried about stuff like this,
you know, like I want all my bills paid, I
want all my responsibilities taken care of, and this is
just something I would do in my twenties.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yes, just not pay parking tickets. There's that little feeling
of unfinished homework. If you were in the city of it.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
I would be more concerned, you know, because it's not
a felony.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
And I've been back several times.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Yeah, but you haven't been in trouble.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah, this is.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
One of those things.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I got another parking ticket.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
This is one of the thingshere. We're going to go
looking for you.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
If I keep my nose clean, I'll be fine.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
Like if you get hammered and fight with a dude
in the street and break your flip flop, which is
what you've done.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
I have done that in Florida, but that's someone car
well one in Florida.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
You have to actually if you don't come home with
a blown out flop.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
We were getting a lot of talkbacks, people chiming in
on this, on this discussion earlier.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
I got an.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Idea for you guys.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Next Bacon and brew.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
This is something of where in the world is Carmen
San Diego?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
It can be warre in the world is Laura.
Speaker 9 (17:31):
We'll have some cops over and let him chase her
around so they catch her and take her to jail.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Yeah, yeah, she might like being chased by a sexy
cop that.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
They can't They can't take me to jail here. They
got nothing to jail me face.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
As long as the band Rockapella comes, we can relive
the entire.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Gorman's under you more talkbos.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
As a former motorcycle rider.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
This guy's as he's talking about split.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
The guy.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
So we on the on the show today, the live show.
At the very end, we were talking about this dude
in Oregon. Somewhere in Portland. I guess what was it?
Right here on I find it's right.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Here on two seventeen, heading towards Highway twenty sixth.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Someone in like a Kia suv. You probably have seen
the video already while you're on the toilet, scroll at
the TikTok everywhere, tried to drive this guy pretty much
off the road.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
He did. He did drive the guy.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
He did right, so he he slammed into this dude
on a motorcycle, sent him across the road. We did
get a message this morning said that guy the biker's home.
He's got a concussion in some road rash and the
Kia guy apparently he almost took him out before the
video started too.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Oh so that was a second swing.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Yeah, okay, so yeah, they caught the guy. They arrested
the Kia driver. The dude on the bikes at home recovering.
But yeah, people are chiming in on that, so that's
what this guy. Let me finish the.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Talk right here.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
As a former motorcycle rider and current motorcycle rider.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Yes, they did change the law.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
It is legal to split lanes in the ore again,
which I think is completely retarded. Anything bad could happen
at any time doing that.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I'm a rider. You won't catch me.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Well if they if they did switch the rules, they
didn't inform Google's artificial intelligence.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
M hm.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
Yeah, I'm still saying that it's illegal as well. But
I mean, whether it is illegal or not, these people
are still doing it.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
It isn't It does feel like a deathways and.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
Every time it comes up on me it surprises me
because I'm not looking for a bullet flying by my car.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
I feel like it's illegal, and that's just what that
guy tells himself.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
So you feel that guy, but he doesn't do it.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
He doesn't do it.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
He said I would never do it.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Well, I don't know. It seems it seems highly illegal
and whatever it is, it's dumb as shit. It's super dangerous.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Well even if it's even if it wasn't stupid, Like
it's still against the Yeah, it's like driving on the
shoulder because you don't want to wait in traffic.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
No, bro, you wait your turn.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
You're not the only one here.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, more talkbacks.
Speaker 9 (20:06):
When I lived in California back in the late eighties
early nineties, you could split lanes, but generally what you
did is you took the carpool lane and went between
the barrier and the cars no more than ten or
fifteen miles an hour faster than the vehicles that you're passing.
And everybody was cool with it, and you got around
and there was no hate. I mean, you could have
(20:27):
a cop fall on you and you'd be cool. People
just take advantage it up here and just screw it
up for everybody.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Yeah, and it pisses me off, you know most of
the time. Like if you're just doing it real quickly
and it doesn't seem like it's hurting anybody, it's fine.
But yesterday this guy did it and it was super dangerous,
like he was he was weaving in and out of traffic,
like you know, yeah, turning his bike really far to
the left, really far to the right.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Lives dog.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
And it's like you go do that on a country road.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
That shit. Not only does it scare me because it
happens so fast, but it's You're gonna kill yourself, dude.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
And I'm going to live with it after I accidentally
maim you with my car because I'm not going to
do it on purpose, but I'm not going to sleep well.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Yeah, I'm not going to feel bad for the rest
of my life because you're being stupid.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yeah, it's not fair to the rest of us.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Yeah, even if they're okay with it, even if they're like, well,
I know the risks, I'm going to do it. It's
not Yeah, it's not fair to everybody else involved.
Speaker 7 (21:18):
Like, wow, I just killed you with my kids in
the car. Thanks dude, I'm glad you were trying to
get to the bar.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
That's what pisses me off of the most about people
fleeing in the police chase, like they just clearly do
not care about another person's life at all, and they
are going one hundred miles an hour and there are
people with you know, moms with kids in the car
driving down the street, just.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Barrel through a red light, just reckless abandon You're just
a piece of shit at your core. It's all about you,
although it probably.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Would be fun to just floort and but that's.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Why we have I was gonna say, a.
Speaker 7 (21:48):
Video games so we can feel like that without having that.
Well not for another year, but yes, exactly for now,
keep it on the roads. No, you can play GTA
five until it comes out.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Just do it.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Yeah man, yeah, yeah. Well so what you guys got?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Not much? Which was you guys going on today? What's
what's happening? You got me plans for your Wednesday?
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Or I have so much to do today I'm not
looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
What even busy all week?
Speaker 4 (22:17):
I know, I don't like those weeks. I like, I
like weeks.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Right, you'll always have shit. I feel like every week
You're like not every week.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Last week was pretty it's pretty light. But this week
I have to go up. Today, I have to go
pick up my mom's wheelchair. I thought I had to
do that yesterday. No, I didn't do it yesterday. I
ended up. Yesterday was a nightmare, Like traffic was so
bad getting around, Like normally it takes me thirty minutes
to get where I need to go, to me like
forty five to get there yesterday and another forty five.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
To get home doing the groomer.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Uh, doing the groomer. Yeah, you take.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Your dog to like the furthest point possible, don't you know.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
It's just during rush hour.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
How far away is the groomer.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
It's by the mall this mall, yeah, Washington Square whatever,
forty minutes to d It was bad because then also
the so I had dropped him off, it was okay
because it was at one o'clock.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Oh yeah, the time was picked.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
I didn't pick him up till five fifteen.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Oh no, ye near there.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Yeah, driving there was a nightmare the second time, and
then driving back was even worse.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
So does it take that long to cut or they
just have to pick up Whenever.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
It's usually they usually say it's two hours. This time
it took two and a half. Dang, it's not a
big deal. I I've never done it. So it's weird
to me when he's gone, because I'll walk in the
house and like he's not there to greet me, and
I don't like it. It's very it's empty. It's a
very eerie feeling. So I was happy to get him
back in the house. But yeah, anyway, where was I
going with that?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Lot of stuff going on today.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, so now you got to go get a chair.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
What about you? You have a lot going on today,
Laura Me.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
I gotta go to therapy and then I go home
and I'm watching Twin Peaks with a friend.
Speaker 7 (24:00):
Oh you got a boyfriend. Now you've been on multiple
dates with this mustache.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
No, no, no, it's not mustacheos. It is another mustached man.
And were the thing right now? I mean that's all honestly, Like,
there's a lot of mustache men out there there everywhere. Yeah,
and we were kind of doing the friends with benefits thing. Uh,
but then I blew that up and so now we
(24:25):
just are buds who watch Twin Peaks together.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Sounds terrible.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
He is probably waiting for you to unblow that up.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
No, I'm sure I would not.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Well, because he's playing the field right now. He's going
through some stuff, so he's just out sewing his wild oats.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
So that's fine, that's good.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Yeah, Uh you anything.
Speaker 7 (24:43):
I'm gonna finish my responsibilities here, do a couple of meetings,
got a sales thing, and then I'm gonna go work
out and I'm gonna go climb up a mountain on
my bike because I know your affinity for bikers, both
of you, two different ways.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
So I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
And then, uh, I'm gonna pick up my kids, and
then we're going to soccer practice, We're doing dinner, and
then we're gonna do you know, We're gonna do tomorrow,
all of it again and again and again.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
And he's a creature of habit, a man of routine.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
Well, that's just life. Every day is the same thing,
just different words.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
And tomorrow I have to take my mom out for
a lunch, which is fine, but it's like a lot
of work.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Is that gonna be your mother's day thing? Are you
gonna know?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
You got you gotta see.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
I'm going over there Sunday. But this is like the
uh you know, because the thing is is we can't
she needs a wheelchair vehicle, and the TriMet wheelchair vehicles
stopped running on the weekends. Oh we have If we're
gonna go somewhere, we have to do it in the
week So I'll go over there Sunday, but we won't
go anywhere.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Nice.
Speaker 7 (25:42):
Yeah, I got a pile up of moms on Sunday.
Got the whole thing going yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
I mean it reminds me. Since I'm celebrating it tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I gotta get her something.
Speaker 7 (25:50):
Yeah, so I gotta done none of that part yet.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
I sent my mom a card, but I probably need
to get her like flowers or something.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (25:59):
Yeah, get her a car artigan, a mock turtleneck cardigan,
get or something she can use with her new boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Okay, that is just disgusting.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
What I didn't say? What you know, just like what
it could be?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Gloves?
Speaker 4 (26:12):
What do you think could be tickets to a movie?
I mean, I mean you're the ones.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
You're the I'm gonna buy them tickets to a movie.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Yeah, you could tickets to a movie or a bottle
of loube. That's fine. Okay, you know, I'm just saying
she probably needs it at that age, that age definitely
all right. We'll see you tomorrow on Laura's mom's vagina
Drew's eyes. That's what we're talking about, so big tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one O five nine the brew dot com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
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