TD&L Full Show For Friday- B&B- A Decade of Debauchery

On today's show we did Bacon and Beer live from The Elks Lodge to celebrate our ten year anniversary of Bacon and Beer. The party was crazy!!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Live from the Elks Lodge in Milwaukee.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Bacon in Beer a
decade of the watch.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Gosh, yes, is this working?

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Is this?

Speaker 5 (00:13):
Can you hear me? Can you hear me?

Speaker 3 (00:16):
I can hear you?

Speaker 6 (00:17):
Is that good?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I can hear you?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
All right?

Speaker 6 (00:19):
Let me see if anybody else can hear me? Can you?
Is anybody here? Bacon in Paris on my friends? Oh
my goodness.

Speaker 7 (00:31):
This is the first bacon and beer in a long time,
the first one, I believe since February. Yeah, and we
are happy to be live here at the Elks Lodge
in Milwaukee. This place is incredible. This place is already
filled up. Yeah, and and it's you know usually it
like reaches like max capacity around like seven or something.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
So, but yeah, we got a.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Lot of early birds doing today.

Speaker 7 (00:54):
Yeah, we've got bacon served right now, ladies and gentlemen.
And I do believe, Laura, we have four different flavors
of bacon here this morning, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
What I hear. We've got a pepper bacon, We've got.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
A bourbon maple bacon, and you knows something about terry
yaki and sweet chili and there's all sorts of good
stuff over there, so go check it out.

Speaker 7 (01:16):
Court's been running around like a madman this morning. Can
we get a round of applause for Court Weber because
he was running around like a chicken with his head
cut off this morning, trying to get the computers to work,
because like things were working and then they stopped working.

Speaker 6 (01:30):
I blame Court for all those mistakes.

Speaker 7 (01:32):
But at least he got it fixed, ladies and jentes,
at least he got it fixed.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
You're still working.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
What's the matter? What's going on? What are the issues?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, let's run through it.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
The speakers aren't working in here, just talking all right?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
All right, Well we'll just have to project, you know,
speak from our diaphragm.

Speaker 7 (01:51):
Things can't be perfect. And the show is free for
God's sex. Yeah, best price in town. The Elks Lodge
is really an incredible place. We're here in Milwaukee on McLaughlin.
So if you're in the area Gladstone, Oregon City, Milwaukee,
and you've never been to a bacon and beer before,
please come down this morning.

Speaker 6 (02:06):
It's gonna be wild.

Speaker 7 (02:07):
And if you haven't to a bacon and beer before,
you already know how wild it's gonna be who here
has been to a bacon and beer before? Repeat offenders,
A lot of them. How many people this is your
first bacon and beer?

Speaker 6 (02:19):
Oh wow? Not a newcomers.

Speaker 8 (02:21):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
It's almost like fifty to fifty. That's awesome.

Speaker 7 (02:23):
Yeah, that's good. That's good. Elk's Lodge is such a
great place. This place, for one, is way bigger than
it looks from the street.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
It is humongous.

Speaker 7 (02:30):
It's three floors, beef water and I had a two
around the place yesterday. Oh hold on, I got to
turn here. I don't hear you. Okay, don't you come
over to over jews. I can get cheek to cheek.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Which mine barely works too, but good luck.

Speaker 9 (02:47):
Maybe collectively we can we can like vulturo on our
powers together and really make this thing pop.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:52):
Yeah, sixty thousand square feet here, three floors, amazing Junior Olympics.
I swimming pool out back, eight lanes of bowling downstairs.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
The whole place is just added, dude.

Speaker 6 (03:01):
The bowling alley downstairs is rad.

Speaker 7 (03:03):
They also have a big pool out back, and it's
really just a great place. So you can sign up
to be an Elk I think, honestly, Bee Fader and
I were talking about it yesterday because what I love
about this place is, for one, it's a time capsule, right,
Like it looks like it hasn't been updated since nineteen
thirty seven.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
But I love it. I love like the chair.

Speaker 10 (03:21):
I went to go move my chair and it's like
deadlifting a metal chair.

Speaker 6 (03:26):
Like these things are sturdy. That's pure lead, baby.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, everything in here is well made.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Honestly though, these are probably the comfiest chairs we've had.

Speaker 6 (03:34):
Yeah, no cushion.

Speaker 7 (03:35):
They asked what kind of chairs we wanted, and I said,
just give something with cushion because by like hour two
or three bacon and beer, my butt is tender.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
Yeah, very tender. Beef Faughder knows about that.

Speaker 7 (03:44):
So we're here at bacon and Beer this morning, and
it is a decade of debauchery. I can't believe this
party has made it ten years, and you know, really
it should have been canceled here two So but here
we go.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
It's not too late. But we are here for the
tenth anniversary, which is amazing.

Speaker 7 (03:59):
So we got a free trip to Las Vegas coming
up later on this morning.

Speaker 6 (04:02):
Who wants to go to Vegas?

Speaker 7 (04:06):
Yes, yeah, we'll do that here later on. So everybody
who shows up this morning to bacon and beer is
qualified for that free trip to Las Vegas.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
And where are they going to be staying.

Speaker 10 (04:15):
They're staying at Resorts World, and there there's actually a lot.

Speaker 6 (04:19):
There's a lot to do at Resorts World.

Speaker 10 (04:21):
They got the Doghouse, Saloon and sports book down there, Redtail,
even the eight Cigar Lounge, which you know, there's so
many options just to go party. We're also going to
give you two hundred and fifty bucks to spend at those.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Bars, all right.

Speaker 7 (04:35):
We also we also have a metal scream contest. Who
here can do a metal scream? Like I really like
dope metal Pantera type scream or Deftones.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Not a single person.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
Well, come on, now you go.

Speaker 7 (04:48):
You can't hear us, that's right, the speak because Court
is working on the speaker.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
Still look at him when dressed, Court stressed?

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Look at him? Look at him right now? How mad
he is? Why?

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Well?

Speaker 6 (04:58):
I mean, it's are we on the air though, almost that's.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
The most important thing. Yeah, this is a bad time
to say my mic. Court is shorting out.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
Everyone say we love you Court, and you're ugly when
you're angry.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
No, no, no, everything's Everything's going to be fine.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Everything's going to be fine. Yeah, this is just his
default mode, to be honest with you, This is just
this nobody.

Speaker 10 (05:20):
Court. Court has been working diligently, like ever since.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
Oh yeah, yesterday, Beef Water and I were here setting
everything up with Court, and Court did most of the work.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Oh of course he Court always does most of the work.

Speaker 6 (05:30):
I stood around and you know, just made sure everything
got done correct and.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Took took Instagram videos.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
And yeah, yeah, I just made sure everything was I
wanted to make sure Casey and Court weren't slack, and
so I showed up and hovered over from the intention.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
And they're gonna get a little supervisor action.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
But yeah, Court's in panic mutter right now because I
guess some mics aren't working, and we're.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Going to figure it out. I have faith in us.

Speaker 7 (05:51):
In Court, do some stress push ups, you might fee
a little bit better. Juda is like a lot feels good.
You can't hear me either, all right, it's like my
own dad. It's the selective here.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
I think maybe he's here too, But well we're here
at Bacon and Beer Elk's Lodge in Milwaukee, for a
decade of the Butchery coming up in a few minutes.

Speaker 7 (06:12):
I do believe we're gonna have somebody pop out of
a cake. Oh I'm very excited for that. We also
have the Metal Scream Contest karaoke this morning here at
Bacon and Beer, and it's all brought to you by
Quantum Fiber.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
It's like a balanced breakfast for people struggling with their balance.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Tanner Jean Laws Bacon and.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Beer Live from the Elks Lodge in Milwaukee.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeah, we live, we live, We're here.

Speaker 7 (06:53):
It is Bacon and Beer, a decade of the Bachery
live at the Elks Lodge in Milwaukee. This place is incredible.
As a matter of fact, let's talk to Jenny, who
runs this place.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah, she's like, I don't.

Speaker 7 (07:06):
Just go sit right there, right there where Beak usually sits,
but he's missing an action for some reason.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
Good morning, Jenny.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Can even borrow the headphones if you want to look
profession Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Yeah, put those headphones on so you can hear what
we're saying. Good morning.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
So, Jenny, how long have you been running this place?

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Well, I don't actually run it.

Speaker 11 (07:23):
That would be Jason Allen, our exalted ruler I'm just
the esteemed loyal Knights. Okay, so in two years I
will be running this joint.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
The exhausted Ruler, the Grand Pooba, if you will.

Speaker 11 (07:33):
I see a gentleman over there with a grand Puba
hat on very face.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
Wow, does he have powers? That sounds like a pretty
cool name. He'd probably have some powers.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
He's got a lot of power.

Speaker 7 (07:42):
Yeah, I love it. I gotta get one of those hats. Well,
this place, thank you so much for having us.

Speaker 11 (07:47):
Because for being here, this is incredible.

Speaker 7 (07:49):
This is how often are you guys this full at
six twenty six in the morning, never, never.

Speaker 11 (07:55):
Never awesome No, yeah, and this is a special deal and.

Speaker 6 (07:59):
We appreciate you having it. Is this place. I guess
a long time ago the Blazers used to practice here.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
They used to practice on the gym.

Speaker 7 (08:05):
Yeah, which, by the way, you guys just have a
brand Your basketball court's brand new.

Speaker 11 (08:09):
Brand new. We had some water damage from a roofissue,
and so we just got that replace. It took about
four months, but it's incredible.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
It's peace right. I saw it yesterday and it really
is a beautiful court. There's one guy playing down there
yesterday and we just watched him for about five minutes.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
I'm sure he was creeped out, but whatever.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
I mean, it's okay, that's pretty normal, right, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
It looks really great.

Speaker 7 (08:28):
And what beef, what was your favorite part about this place?
The Bowling Alley made.

Speaker 9 (08:32):
The Bowling Alley one that eight lanes of glory downstairs?

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Eight lanes.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
Yeah, wow, it's really rare.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
It's right.

Speaker 9 (08:40):
It looks you walk in and it looks like it's
ready to party and that's my.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah, that's my area. And this bar is legit too.

Speaker 10 (08:47):
Like when you come through the front door and you
come back here, you're like, this is I could watch
football back here.

Speaker 8 (08:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
They got Keno and they got a poker room downstairs.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
I mean, there's so many rooms to this place, Like
it just kept going for when it's three floors, it
just keeps going and going.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
So I kind of just want to move in a
little bit.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
It's moving ready for you.

Speaker 7 (09:05):
I told her, I go when this is when the
end of the world happens, I'm coming here because they
literally have everything.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Well I see a dance floor in a disco.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
Ball, so yeah, right.

Speaker 7 (09:14):
Jenny tell us a little bit about the Elks Lodge
and how like people could become members.

Speaker 11 (09:19):
Well, the Elks Lodge is an incredible organization. Uh, it's
ticks all the boxes for volunteering in your community and
getting to know new best friends.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
It's pretty easy.

Speaker 11 (09:31):
Just come in with somebody who's a member and have
a drink, have some dinner, play basketball with them, go bowling,
do whatever. And then you just fill out the application
with a sponsor and then you turn it in and
then you would come in for an interview process, and
then you would come to orientation and so you would.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Come to the initiative about.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Process.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Oh, it's pretty fun. I could see you sitting right here.

Speaker 7 (09:57):
This is my speed for Yeah. Yeah, they're it's like
a pinball machine downstairs. It's probably one hundred years old.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
I don't know how long. It is pretty close, but
I was like, this is where beefater be posted up
all night.

Speaker 7 (10:07):
He's such an old man at heart. You are You
should have been born in the eighteen hundreds.

Speaker 9 (10:11):
I don't disagree. I don't disagree. In eighteen twelve sounds
about right. And then then I probably would have went
out cholera by the time I was thirteen.

Speaker 7 (10:21):
Well, thank you again for having us here and tell
us for one, we want everyone here to donate to
this this charity that we're promoting.

Speaker 6 (10:30):
It's for to help kids with vision problems.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Yes, the Ice Clinic.

Speaker 11 (10:34):
If you don't mind, I'm going to pass you off
to our Exalted Ruler Chase now because.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
He's bringing down the exalted one.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
He actually had ice surgery with them. Okay, Exalted Ruler.
Ladies and gentlemen, Good morning, sir, Good morning. How are
we We're doing very well?

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Thank you well.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
You got a big booming voice.

Speaker 12 (10:51):
He does voice for radio, not a face, not a
face for TV.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
Well, welcome to the club.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
You're in. You know you fit right in here.

Speaker 9 (10:59):
Just your headphones in sign out on the right side.
There is this is that why it was going to
sound a lot better?

Speaker 5 (11:04):
Hear That's great now you can hear us, right, So yeah,
tell us a little bit about the Eyes program.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (11:09):
So the ICE Program is the Elk's Youth Eye Services
and it is basically what they're doing is out funding
and there's a team of people that are going out
and doing eye checks for children out there in school.
If we can identify that they've got vision problems early,
you can get them the help that they need as
they're growing. It really can make a huge different in

(11:31):
a child's lives to make sure that their vision's okay.
For me personally, there is the organ State or the
organ Elks Children's Eye Clinic up there by the case
I institute that has the organ Elks over the last
fifty years have donated close to thirty million dollars, I believe.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
Oh wow, so they put our name on the building.
That's cool.

Speaker 12 (11:52):
Cool me personally, I actually had a I actually had
an issue with my eye where my eye was lazy,
and so I basically look like cookie Monster if I
was wearing a blue shirt.

Speaker 7 (12:01):
Okay, because I have sometimes a problem when I see
somebody of the lazy eye, which I to look at.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
Yeah, no, and minded both like they both just.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Went in and out like to keep people on their toes.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
I look like a muppet. It was awful.

Speaker 12 (12:13):
So but up there they were actually able because they're
so advanced. They were actually able at my advanced age
of forties as to be able to get it fixed.
And now I'm just morbidly obese. So it's good your.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
Eyes though, he the exalted one. You're very handsome.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Thank you, sir, Thank you but your eyes tracked perfectly.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
Yes, I would have no idea.

Speaker 7 (12:38):
So that's a really great thing, because I mean every
kid should have the right to see the next.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
Bad Marvel movie, right, absolutely, so they should get.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
This the eyes fixed.

Speaker 7 (12:46):
We've got a QR code on our website at one
of five nine in the brew dot com. If you're
in the car and you can't make it to bacon
and beer this morning, you can donate. And we also
have a QR code here too, So everyone here, I.

Speaker 6 (12:57):
Expect you to walk up with that thing and stand
it a little bit of money to make a difference.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
How about these keys, right, and the lazy yes.

Speaker 5 (13:06):
And the lazy eyes there are people too, Yeah, that's right,
that's right, lazy eyed people. I really would have that
problem though.

Speaker 7 (13:12):
Like I had a friend growing up and I wasn't
sure which I to look at, and I was afraid
to ask him.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Sure, I'm sure you embarrassed the hell out of him
looking all over his could you tell?

Speaker 6 (13:20):
Like when people were trying to figure out which I
to look at?

Speaker 12 (13:22):
Yeah, No, I had developed all these weird things to
And what's crazy is I actually sell for a living,
and so I was face to face with people.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
So yeah, it was super awkward. It was great.

Speaker 6 (13:32):
You're talking to somebody. They just looked behind you, like, what.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
Are you looking at?

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (13:34):
Exactly, exactly exactly, dude. I love your personality. I love
you guy, Exalted one, Jason Guy, thank you.

Speaker 12 (13:44):
I would like to I would like to add really quick,
is I just want to say thank you to all
the Elks volunteers that have showed up today to help us. Yes, yeah,
you know, I know I have the title of Exalted Ruler,
but I would be nothing without the members and the
volunteers that step up every single day in this place.
So I appreciate everybody being here. And you know, God
blessed this place is the best.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
It really is. Every person I've met here this morning is.

Speaker 7 (14:08):
Absolutely incredible and kind, and yesterday they gave us the
tour of this place. It's really awesome. So here we
are Elks Lodge. M will watch for bacon and beer
and jackade up to bauchery and coming up next we've
got something very special.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
I think the.

Speaker 7 (14:25):
One and only beef water may or may not be
popping out of the.

Speaker 6 (14:27):
Cake this morning.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Eye well he's not here, so well.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
He just walked away. Because he's he's gonna be ready
for the cake.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Well, I's see it. So that is coming up here next.

Speaker 7 (14:36):
It's Tanner, Drew and Laura live at the Elks Lodge
and Milwaukee on the Brew And we're also asking if
you can to donate to the charity this morning that
we're promoting, which is the Eyes.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
The Elks Youth Eye Service. That's right, the Elks Youth
Eyes Service. We're trying to help kids make sure that
they can still see. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Absolutely, it's it's a pretty important thing.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (14:55):
I grew up with crazy vision issues and to have
the help you need is exactly what kid deserves. Yeah,
you can.

Speaker 7 (15:03):
There's a QR code on the website at one five
nine dot com if you would like to donate, or
you can, uh just come here to bacon and beer
and get crazy.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Yep.

Speaker 7 (15:11):
So are we ready for the big event? We are
ready for the main event? Yes, okay, all right, ladies
and gentlemen.

Speaker 6 (15:19):
It's time to really get this party started.

Speaker 7 (15:22):
Please bring out the birthday cake, the bacon and beer
birthday cake. It's a giant birthday cake, probably about what
six feet.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Tall, Laura, I don't know, yeah, six feet.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
No, not six feet sorry, like like four feet probably?
Maybe like four fine, fee five Probably it's about as
tall as Drew. Yeah, four feet and look at that.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
What's happening right now? Something's popping out. Beefwotter is in there?

Speaker 7 (15:51):
Oh your head, Yes, Beefwatter popped out of the cake.
But he's dressed in the Elk costume and he just
fell over. He's dressed in the Elk suit. I guess
it's like the mascot here for the Elk.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Yeah, looks a little precarious.

Speaker 10 (16:08):
This might be his first mascotting because he looks uncomfortable.

Speaker 7 (16:11):
Yeah, I expected you to be in a coconut bra.

Speaker 6 (16:13):
But I'll accept this. This is fine.

Speaker 7 (16:15):
We're out of applause for bee futter ladies and gentlemen.
Also a big thanks to Sean Britt. Sean Britt, he's
the guy who looks like Duke Nukem right next.

Speaker 6 (16:25):
To the birthday cake.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
You are Duke Nukem.

Speaker 7 (16:28):
Yeah, Duke Nukemb actually him and all top roofing these guys.

Speaker 6 (16:31):
How many How long did it take you to build this?
Like two days?

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (16:34):
They spent two days building this birthday cake for a
bee futterer to pop out up.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
At the beginning of the week. We didn't have this
thing right, Like, at the beginning of the week, we
were like, we're not going to be able to do that. Yeah, no,
we we the company that promotes it on the internet.
We looked it up and then we reached out to
him and they're like, we don't know where the cake's at.
So we had to build our own and Sean britt,
you guys had all top roofing and everything.

Speaker 6 (16:54):
You guys did a good job. Man appreciate you.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
I'm sorry, Duke Nukem.

Speaker 6 (16:59):
Duke Nukem, you new beef water. How are you feeling
this morning?

Speaker 9 (17:02):
It's a little hot in here, but it's okay. But
here's the thing there. The mascot's name is Casey the Elk.
Well new, so you got to pop out as Casey
the Elk if you're in the house. So here we are,
and man alive, does it smell like a basement in here?

Speaker 3 (17:20):
I feel like all mascots suits stink on the inside.

Speaker 9 (17:23):
It just reminds me of that time that nice man
put me in the trunk of his car at the Lowndroom.
Oh my goodness, I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Yeah, how old is that mascot you think?

Speaker 8 (17:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
It seems like it's been around for a while.

Speaker 6 (17:36):
It's probably thirty seven years old.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
And how old is that thing?

Speaker 1 (17:40):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
That's still a good ride. Yeah, a lot of people
to sweat and vomit in that thing.

Speaker 10 (17:49):
So and the way he holds his belly, it's like
it reminds him of before the weight loss.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Come.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
Yeah, all right, Well we actually have a.

Speaker 7 (17:57):
Real birthday cake here because this is the tenth anniversary,
the tenth birthday of Bacon and Beer, and so we
actually went and had a birthday cake made. And you
remember when Casey Beefwater Bay dressed up as the Mermaid
for Bacon and Beer.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
Oh yoh, so forget we got a picture of Casey
in the Mermaid costu or sorry get yeah, in the
Mermaid cost coconut braw and everything.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
The fin the fin.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
Yeah, the people at the Safeway were probably wondering what
in the hell we were doing.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
Well, beef Water didn't that first eight because we have
the words tenures of debauchery on the cake, and didn't
they complain about that?

Speaker 9 (18:28):
Yeah, they were concerned that, you know, maybe we were
getting a little spicy on the cake. But I feel
like that is not really a questionable word.

Speaker 6 (18:35):
Well, what they say, what do they say to Susan
when she went there?

Speaker 3 (18:37):
We don't know if we can put that on the cake, right,
you don't have to serve it here.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
It's just a bauchery. It's not a penis. Yeah, although
that's what I wanted to originally.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
I mean, I'm sure we could have had it wasn't
that far off. Beef water was on the cake.

Speaker 10 (18:50):
But we remember we waxed his chest and his entire
chest was ingrown hairs.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
Yeah, like, yeah, it was, so it still hasn't recovered.
It's gross.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
I take zero responsibility.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
Thank you guys for letting me relive that traumatic.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Experience this morning. He's just standing there in an elk costume.
I can't take you.

Speaker 6 (19:13):
Are you looking at us through the nose holes?

Speaker 3 (19:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (19:15):
I'm just I feel like I feel like the exalted
Ruler right now. My eyes are going different directions.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Okay, the nose I think he is.

Speaker 6 (19:27):
I think he's looking out of the nostrils.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Yeah, but like only one nostril, right, you can't look.

Speaker 6 (19:30):
At go up there and finger blast that nostril.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
See what happens.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
I wasn't serious. He's gonna do it. Okay, he's gonna
put his finger in there. It's very nice.

Speaker 7 (19:43):
And it's not even seven am. This party is already getting.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Weird off the rails.

Speaker 7 (19:46):
All right, Well, we've got some karaoke coming up. We're
gonna see who can do the best on the show.
We also have like what Lincoln Park tickets?

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Oh yeah, we've.

Speaker 9 (19:57):
Got to break to Benjamin tickets. We've got Billy Idle tickets.
We I've got some stuff.

Speaker 10 (20:00):
I just ask the mascot. I think we should have
you like this at least once a week. This is nice.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
I'm creeped out. He's just staring. It's very judge.

Speaker 6 (20:09):
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna take a video.

Speaker 5 (20:11):
By the way, you got to see this stuff the
cake at one of five.

Speaker 7 (20:14):
Nine in the brew dot com on our Instagram. Yep uh,
you can see all the stuff that we're talking about
right now at one of five nine in the Brew
dot comm And I'm gonna take a video right now
from where I'm sitting.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
More the more I sitd and I'm gonna put this
on the internet at one of five nine in the
Brew dot com.

Speaker 6 (20:29):
Casey, you look like a serial killer.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yeah. The longer he sits there, the creepy.

Speaker 5 (20:33):
Until you turn your lights out tonight, Tanner.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
All right, every time I close my eyes, this is
what I see. Yeah, this elk never blinks. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (20:40):
It's Bacon and Beer live here at the Elkslidge in Milwaukee.

Speaker 6 (20:46):
It's one of five nine the Brew.

Speaker 7 (20:47):
By the way, I do have the text messages up
this morning, so if you're in the car headed to work.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
You can't shoot us a text. A text message that.

Speaker 7 (20:54):
I will read nine eight one nine seven is a
McLoughlin scheverlet text Portland's Rock Station one five nine. The Brudes, Tanner,
Drew and Laura live here at Bacon and Beer. A
decade of debauchery at the Elks Lodge in Milwaukee. It's
already packed. Your beers now served. You can see the
giant line.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Oh yeah, people have been waiting for that.

Speaker 7 (21:13):
Yeah, so beers being served finally. And we still have
that trip to Vegas that we're gonna give away. By
the way, everyone who shows up to the party this
morning is qualified.

Speaker 6 (21:21):
For that trip to Vegas.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Yep.

Speaker 7 (21:23):
And you know it's a pretty incredible package and you're
gonna be staying at Resorts World for two nights.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Yeah, trip for two with the ultimate Guys Sports package.
They've got like four sports bars in this place, like
the Doghouse Saloon in sports Book, fifteen thousand square feet
of free live entertainment. There's sports betting, of course, all
of your favorite food drinks.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
The list goes on and on.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
So that's just one of the four places you could
check out in Resource World.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
Come on down for your chance to win that trip.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
You ever get the feeling where like two beers away
from a felony.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Bacon live from the Elks Lodge in Milwaukee.

Speaker 7 (22:08):
Yeah, it is a decade of debatry this morning at
Elk's Lodge and Milwaukee for Bacon and beer. Uh, we're
about to do a metal stream contest. We're gonna find
out who who here at Bacon and Beer can scream
the best do the best death metal scream.

Speaker 6 (22:25):
You're pretty good at it, Laura.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
I mean I think I'm all right, give me a
little something, something.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
That's pretty good. Because she's got to come from the diaphragm.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Right, Yeah, it's got to come from within.

Speaker 7 (22:34):
Yeah, it's hard to do man, uh, it's something I've
been practicing. I don't want to imburse myself because I
just thought I was practicing. And if I'm terrible, it's
gonna be best.

Speaker 10 (22:44):
He's saving his beautiful voice for the competition. That's right,
that's true.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (22:48):
Uh so we got we got five people here, and
what we're gonna do is let each person get five
seconds to do their best metal scream, and us three
are going to narrow it down to three people, and
then we're gonna let the audience decide who's got the
best metal scream? All right, okay, So our first contestant
I believe is Alex.

Speaker 6 (23:07):
Good morning, Alex. How are you sir?

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (23:09):
I got turn your mic up?

Speaker 5 (23:11):
Amazing? How are you guys?

Speaker 6 (23:12):
We're doing well, man, thanks for coming out to Baking
and Beer.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
Absolutely.

Speaker 6 (23:15):
Dude's wearing a it looks like a silk shirt with
skulls on it.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
Absolutely very nice.

Speaker 6 (23:20):
You get that at hot topic?

Speaker 4 (23:23):
She and oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
Why if you know Christmas presents and stuff?

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Got it?

Speaker 5 (23:29):
All right?

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Well you think you've got a good metal scream?

Speaker 5 (23:32):
Absolutely all right, dude, you got five seconds to prove
to this crowd.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
That you got a good metal.

Speaker 13 (23:37):
Scream That is pretty good.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Okay, okay, bar has been set. That is pretty good.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Man.

Speaker 7 (23:51):
Our next contestant is Dennis. Good morning, Dennis, Morning. Dennis,
got a nice long ponytail, got some of those gauges.

Speaker 10 (23:58):
In his ears? Two what what's that shirt?

Speaker 5 (24:01):
And scream.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Don't let that fool you. I'm not great at screaming,
but give it.

Speaker 6 (24:06):
You're gonna give it a try, all right.

Speaker 7 (24:07):
Well, by the way, we're gonna let the person who
wins this pick their ticket, so it's like Lincoln Park
or who else?

Speaker 5 (24:14):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Beef Faterer?

Speaker 4 (24:14):
We got one five nine The Brew Presents, Breaking Benjamin.

Speaker 7 (24:18):
And three Days Grace and then there's one other band.
But we're gonna let you guys decide. All right, Dennis,
let's hear what you got, my.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
Friend, that's more zomb That was more zombie actually, but.

Speaker 7 (24:34):
Somebody shoot that thing. Well, thank you, Dennis. That was
pretty good. Rackle plaus for Tennis. Uh finally or not finally.
But our next contestant is Heather. Good morning, Heather, Good morning,
good morning.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
Thanks.

Speaker 6 (24:47):
Is this your first bacon of beer?

Speaker 12 (24:49):
Ha ha?

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Is that a no?

Speaker 11 (24:52):
You still the most face Tanner's having some memory glimpses.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
Have we met before?

Speaker 5 (24:59):
And I forgot I'm socially about three hundred. Well, in
my defense, in my defense, I am very stupid. Her
boyfriend is okay, I know you, Yeah, I only know
you in pairs, though I see if I see by yourself,
I'm confused.

Speaker 6 (25:13):
All right, Heather, let's hear your best metal scream.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
You get five seconds, okay.

Speaker 7 (25:26):
All right, and I don't remember bond job be doing that.
That's great, crowd round plus, all right. Our next contestant
is Kenny. Good morning, kiddy, Kenny, Kenny, I know you man.
You come to How many bacon beers have you been
to get right to the microphone.

Speaker 14 (25:47):
All of them?

Speaker 5 (25:48):
You've been to all the bacon beers eat pretty close, even.

Speaker 10 (25:51):
The very first one, probably not the first one, but
I've been to a lot of them.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
All right, Well, I appreciate you coming.

Speaker 7 (25:57):
Well, Kenny, you got five seconds to show us your
best f metal scream.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Oh to kind of a fizzle out there at the end,
but that sounds like you probably.

Speaker 7 (26:09):
Starts sound like you pull a hamstring. All right, And
our final contestant is Jack.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
What's up, Big Jack?

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Not much? I'm an elk here from Milwaukee, Portland.

Speaker 7 (26:17):
Elklod, So thanks for having us, man, this place is.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
Right, Oh, thank you, thank you guys for being here.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
This is also my first bacon and brew.

Speaker 7 (26:28):
Heay, Candy Virgin. That's cool man. Well, Jack, let's hear
your best metal scream.

Speaker 6 (26:34):
You got five seconds?

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Okay, all right, all right.

Speaker 7 (26:47):
All right, we're out of applause for Jack. All right,
so we got to narrow it down to three people. Yeah, So, Laura,
who do you think I'm gonna go? Who do you
think that we need to eliminate?

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Oh, eliminate?

Speaker 6 (26:58):
You got eliminade too.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Kenny's gotta go?

Speaker 6 (27:00):
You think Kenny's gotta go?

Speaker 3 (27:02):
What do you think?

Speaker 4 (27:03):
All right, I'm gonna go eliminate Dennis to eliminates.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
All right, Kenny, I love you, but I'm also gonna
say you so bye bye.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Kenny.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
Oh my god, we killed Kenny.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
All right, Dennis and the next contestant that should go.

Speaker 10 (27:21):
M I think we've got to drop the l Even
though you're a man, your energy is hot, but you
sounded like a nineteen forty five Dodge.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
I'm gonna I'm I'm not gonna go for for Jack.
I think I'm gonna say Heather, Heather gone. Yeah, I
think I think for me, I'm gonna go with Heather gone,
So be far of that leaves it up to you. Look,
who am I to argue? Let Heather win?

Speaker 3 (27:53):
Let Heather win? He said eliminator?

Speaker 5 (27:55):
Oh no, you were eliminating her.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (27:57):
I thought you were giving her the victory. So I'm
going with whatever you said. So Heather, I'm sorry, but he's.

Speaker 7 (28:02):
Paying no attentionscy do you even know what show you're
on right now?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
I know I do not.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
I do not.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
I'm still high on paint fumes from the cake.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
All right, Sorry, Heather, we gotta you, we gotta let
you go. Yeah, we gotta let you go. So did
you just override my elimination too?

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Then?

Speaker 3 (28:19):
She's buttered. I think we have I think alex Is
I mean alex.

Speaker 6 (28:23):
Is our I thought we maybe would do it one
more time?

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Do we need so? I don't think so, But we
can't do you want to do it one more time?
All right?

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Do one more time?

Speaker 8 (28:34):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (28:35):
Jack, you're up first, you got the mic. Jack you're
up first. Let's hear your best metal scream.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Take it up.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
This is too much.

Speaker 6 (28:52):
Her face gonna pass out.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Her face changed colors three times.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
You're awesome.

Speaker 6 (28:58):
And finally and uh, finally, Alex, one more time.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Do we have a winner?

Speaker 6 (29:11):
We got a winner, Alex.

Speaker 7 (29:13):
Congratulations, you're the winner of the first ever metal screen contest.

Speaker 6 (29:16):
Thank you so lot, Jack. You did a great job.

Speaker 7 (29:19):
Please get this guy some oxygen he needs it. And
thanks for having us here at the Elks Lodge. Dude,
this place is great.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
All right.

Speaker 7 (29:26):
Beer is served, Bacon is served. I see fat Thor
bobbing around in the crowd.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Oh, that's gonna say. How is the spot, ma'am?

Speaker 7 (29:33):
Out of everybody, Well, he's the only one dressed as
an avenger, so it'd be the battle act easy to spot.
All right, we are live here at Elks Lodge of
Milwaukee for bacon and beer, a decade of debauchery.

Speaker 6 (29:43):
If you can't make it this morning, we are streaming video.

Speaker 7 (29:46):
We've got a lot of video and pictures on our
Instagram and at one O five nine the Brew on
the Gram and.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
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by noon.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
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Speaker 2 (29:59):
Da Enter, Drew and Laura's Bacon Live from the Elks
Lodge in Milwaukee.

Speaker 13 (30:07):
Yeah, what is.

Speaker 6 (30:09):
Happening, y'all? It's Bacon and Beer live at the Elks Lodge.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
How you people feeling this morning?

Speaker 6 (30:17):
This place is packed right now. And you know what's crazy.

Speaker 7 (30:20):
We were setting up bacon and Beer yesterday and we
actually had a wall here so that where the number
ten is. Those are like like a partition good, yeah,
like movable. So there was a wall right here yesterday
and we were like, we're just gonna keep it here.
We thought we were just gonna have it on the
dance floor, and then like right in front of the bar.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Man a good thing. You opened that up.

Speaker 7 (30:37):
It is a good thing because there's way more people
here than we thought. And uh, this place, it's way
more people than we thought. And we opened up another
room and it's still it's still pretty bad.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
It's still popping.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
We got room for people. Just get get down here
and party.

Speaker 7 (30:51):
Yeah, because everyone he shows up gets I think some
of the best bacon we've ever had a bacon beer.
Guys who've been with bacon beer, is this not some
of the best bacon we've ever had?

Speaker 5 (31:00):
Come up here.

Speaker 7 (31:01):
Come up here and say that to the microphone because
Elk's Lodge, how many how many pounds.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
Of bacon do they cook it?

Speaker 9 (31:07):
I heard that they have prepared one hundred and twenty pounds,
making this a bacon and beer record for the most bacon.
Shout out once again to the Milwaukee Elks for hooking
it up.

Speaker 7 (31:19):
Yeah, I think did you guys start cooking it yesterday?
Because you guys do you guys started cooking it on Wednesday?

Speaker 5 (31:25):
I don't know when you guys started cooking it? Why not?
I wasn't hurious.

Speaker 9 (31:29):
All right, they said Wednesday, so we're gonna roll Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Biker Pinocchio is with this biker Aladdin.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
Okay, are gonna be Pinocchio? I don't know either one
interchange a vest. It's fine, Yeah, true. Either one works
when you get off my back or I'd.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Like to point out.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
The beer just started flowing and a biker Aladdin has
already taken off his shirt.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Hey, this is this is how case you wanted it.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
Yeah. I gotta say his nipples were way bigger than
I thought they'd be.

Speaker 10 (31:56):
Yeah, when you got here, you have the same shirt
eye have on, which is a bacon and beer like
old school.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Then you added the best and now.

Speaker 10 (32:02):
The shirt is gone, as what do you guys want
the wardrobe changes out of the Laddin?

Speaker 7 (32:07):
Can we get a picture of biker Aladdin and put
him on the website at one five on.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
The brew in her Instagram?

Speaker 5 (32:13):
Because yes, make this forever your Your outfit.

Speaker 6 (32:15):
Is something that should be seen just once and then
never seen again.

Speaker 8 (32:18):
But at we seen.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
You're lucky. I didn't bring my chaps. Oh no, he'd
seen your chaps. He goes it home all right. Another
cool listener brought up something this morning. Yes, and it's
a listener called left Handed Misfit. You may have heard
her on the show before.

Speaker 7 (32:33):
She's the one who made She made up all of
us on a show, like little trash bags for our cars.
She like sews them herself. Yeah, and look at what
she made for us this morning. We're gonna put a
picture of this on one stitch.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
It's what Laura across stitch, which it says it on here.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
But it took one hundred and five hours to may
left Handed Misfit with the purple hair right over there.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Big shout out, this is awesome.

Speaker 6 (32:57):
That is incredible, Laura.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
How long did you say she worked on this?

Speaker 3 (33:01):
One hundred and five hours.

Speaker 7 (33:02):
I haven't even worked on this show for one hundred
and five hours, so I appreciate you putting that work
into it.

Speaker 6 (33:08):
That's going up in our studio. Yeah, that's aggressive.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
You what.

Speaker 5 (33:13):
She can do any picture? So if you want a
portrait stitched or a penis or something.

Speaker 7 (33:20):
Second, I don't judge. I don't judge who put one
hundred and six hours. Oh for the penis, take a little.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Bit longer, Thank you, sir.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Yeah, that's important.

Speaker 6 (33:35):
All right, beef water, how you feel?

Speaker 5 (33:37):
I'm doing good. I'm hot, I'm still hot. I'm trying
to cool. I'm trying to cool it down.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
I'm kind of hot too.

Speaker 6 (33:42):
It's getting warming here.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Well, there's a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Yeah, he was in a mascot suit, so I think
he might be having a.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
It's been a very action back morning, but as they
always are, so thanks to left handed miss fit. There's
another listener who also made something for us this morning,
and it's these paddles.

Speaker 6 (33:55):
Oh yes, oh yeah, lasered.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
What's the guy's name? Where are you at? Who?

Speaker 6 (33:59):
He actually he lasered. He's got like a laser wood cutter.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Or whatever, and he sitting way back there on the left, sitting.

Speaker 7 (34:05):
Back there on like laser woodcutter man. It says you
could you could not like bacon, but you would be wrong.
What it says on the on the back is that
his name says from the Laser Shop, Ed Shultz.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Okay, I don't know, Hey.

Speaker 9 (34:21):
Why we're while we're talking about gifts. I was just
handed a sweet stack of Tom Peterson gear from our
friends at Maiden Milwaukee. It's like Christmas over here. Wow,
I've got T shirts, I've got stickers, it's uh the
surprise of my life.

Speaker 7 (34:38):
Before before we play a song here, b fater, would
you like to paddle somebody with our brand new bacon
and beer paddles?

Speaker 9 (34:44):
I don't want to risk breaking such a glorious paddle
because you know, I swing for the I swing for
the hills.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
The good news is we have to so we got
one there. You want to get paddled? Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Come on?

Speaker 9 (34:56):
And we need to sign a waiver because if I
recrossed his eye, I'm not going to court.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
So Jason, who is the exalted uh ruler here?

Speaker 7 (35:06):
Because I kept selling him saying the exalted one, which
I think sounds good too, But good morning.

Speaker 12 (35:11):
Thanks for having us out here here. Absolutely, we're so
happy you're here, so happy you're here. So you're okay
with beef Water spanking you with this paddle. I mean
I did this three times before I even got here
this morning.

Speaker 9 (35:20):
So well, I'm happy to redawn the principal beef Water
to give the Exalted Ruler one good crack for the morning.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Yeah, just one.

Speaker 12 (35:29):
I mean yeah, I feel like, I mean, I mean,
really lean into it, though, don't not like, I mean,
look at me.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
He cares be fine, You're gonna ak Sean Britt about that.
He's still got a wealth.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
All right.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
Here we go one, two, three, and he broke the pad.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Told you, I swing and I mean it.

Speaker 9 (35:47):
And I split this sucker into I can't even feel
over here from the Exalted Ruler.

Speaker 6 (35:52):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Second swing?

Speaker 5 (35:54):
Yeah, no, second swing because we only have one paddle. Leve, congratulations,
Thanks you, Jason Fatass. I would say, I would say yeah,
I would argue buns.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
Of steel, Yeah, doing buns of steel.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
He's been doing some squats. Yeah, all right, we're live
at Bacon and Beer.

Speaker 7 (36:10):
It's a decade of debauchery, and so far it's going
well because it is chaos in here already. We're live
on the brew here at the Elks Lodge thanks to.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
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Speaker 6 (36:23):
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Speaker 7 (36:26):
They're super reliable Quantumfi Fiber Internet. They've got ultra fast
fiber Internet and it's a price for life on fiber Internet.

Speaker 6 (36:33):
So it's like it's not gonna be fluctuating.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
And that's nice.

Speaker 6 (36:36):
It's really good. Yeah, dude, Right, you can.

Speaker 5 (36:38):
Sign up today at their table, which we do have
set up here at Bacon and Beer. It's one of
five nine the brew. Tanner drew along.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Ten years of bacon and beer.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
If we robbed a bank at the first one, we'd
probably be at a prison by now.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Live from the house, he hears Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 6 (37:04):
All right, guys are our bosses are officially in the building.
So yeah, be cool, you guys gotta be cool.

Speaker 8 (37:08):
All right, everyone be cool.

Speaker 6 (37:09):
Wet can't we can't talk trash about him?

Speaker 3 (37:11):
In more suits are here.

Speaker 7 (37:12):
Everyone scream screw you Marshall. One, two, three, he's not listening.
Say it again, Say it again.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
A little louder. Screw you Marshall.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
One, two, three, all.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Right, what was that? You're just gonna start a riot?

Speaker 7 (37:28):
And he's not even paying attention, Marshall, are you paying attention?
He is now there, he is, now he's paying ten
talking to you, Marshall. Now he's trying to hide behind somebody. Yeah,
that's the guy. We're gonna launch out of a cannon
one day. One day, We're gonna launch Marshall, our boss,
out of a cannon.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
This is our mission. Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 6 (37:45):
Oh, Elks Lotch is bringing us so much stuff. They
just brought us some popcorn, which is delicious.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:49):
They just brought me a Florida Seltzer.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
Florida Seltzer hospitality here, it's just next level.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Yeah, it's incredible.

Speaker 6 (37:56):
How are you guys feeling about the Elks lodge this morning?

Speaker 3 (38:01):
That's great.

Speaker 7 (38:02):
Well, let's talk to a few listeners real quick. You know,
you've been to a lot of bacon beers.

Speaker 8 (38:06):
What was your name again?

Speaker 6 (38:07):
Oh got argan your mic on?

Speaker 3 (38:09):
You said your name was what Gail?

Speaker 5 (38:10):
Gail? How many bacon beers you've been to?

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Gail? A lot?

Speaker 4 (38:14):
Can you?

Speaker 6 (38:15):
I think it's weird. I forgot your name, but I
remember your boobies.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Most people do.

Speaker 9 (38:26):
Gal is the first person I've seen at a bacon
and beer that killed a bottle of wine before nine o'clock.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
Oh my gosh, and I had a flash off. Yeah,
and that's when she pulled her boobs out after the
bottle of wine.

Speaker 10 (38:39):
I think that was even before that. That was another
time she was actually sober when okay, all right, all right,
well can you keep him inside today?

Speaker 5 (38:48):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (38:49):
I think I will.

Speaker 5 (38:50):
Yeah, yeah, I mean there's Elks Lodge has been very
kind and I don't.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Want to try to get We don't want to get
eighty six. Our boss is sorry before Laura's time. Okay,
to a flashback.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
When's the last time you flashed somebody? Gail?

Speaker 3 (39:03):
About a month ago? Really, he behaves here was that
at a concert or something? No, it was at a
camping trip.

Speaker 6 (39:12):
And who'd you blast?

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Walmart? The whole camping trip?

Speaker 5 (39:15):
Everybody, everybody gets you know.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Of us, forty of us?

Speaker 6 (39:20):
And why did you Why did you flash the forty group?

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Because somebody wanted just see him answer?

Speaker 6 (39:26):
That's all it takes.

Speaker 5 (39:27):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Oh all right, don't taunter.

Speaker 13 (39:32):
Not today?

Speaker 6 (39:33):
Well, thank you, round of applause for galadies and gentlemen
sent her boot.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Also, we got what was your.

Speaker 6 (39:40):
Name again, sir Dennis? Dennis? Now you said this was
your face first bacon of beer.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
No, it's actually my second.

Speaker 15 (39:46):
Was that I was at the mass marriage a couple
of years ago, almost a couple of years ago.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
I remember that till that was that was my first one.
Tell the loaf who I believe is here this morning?

Speaker 11 (39:55):
Him?

Speaker 3 (39:56):
He's not here. I haven't seen him.

Speaker 7 (39:57):
Telf and his wife got married. A bacon beer, they're
supposed to be here this morning. So well, yeah, congratulations
on your second.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Bacon and beer. Yeah, thanks man.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
Where'd you where'd you drive from a Gresham?

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Oh? Yeah, it wasn't too bad. Yeah, early this morning,
it's not too bad. But what are you telling me?

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Off?

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Here's off the air?

Speaker 6 (40:15):
What were you telling me a few minutes ago?

Speaker 4 (40:16):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (40:16):
I said?

Speaker 15 (40:18):
You know, this is like I've been listening to the
show for about like at least ten years now, since
high school.

Speaker 6 (40:24):
Oh my god, don't don't age us like that.

Speaker 15 (40:26):
Man, It's I don't know, I've always been looking forward
to listening to the show every morning and stuff, and
especially like now with my big commute to work, you know,
It's like the first thing I do in the morning
is just turn the turn on one, O, five to nine.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
So dude, thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
I appreciate that. Yeah, all right, what do you do
for a living? I'm a FedEx driver? Okay, get you on.

Speaker 6 (40:46):
Do you ever shake a package just to see what's
in it?

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah, sometimes he's like, I shake, shake one, take one,
hope keep it.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
You know, it's all the same.

Speaker 15 (40:57):
There's a lot of days where I want to throw
a package out of the truck because it's too big
or heavy.

Speaker 6 (41:02):
But yeah, yeah, do you do you get mad when
people order heavy things like.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Some weights or something like that chow boxes.

Speaker 15 (41:08):
Luckily, I have mostly a business route, but there are
sometimes where if I, like have to deliver it to
an apartment complex and I have to take a one
hundred and fifty pound box.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Up to the third floor. You know that's that's not fun,
not happy.

Speaker 7 (41:21):
But uh well, dude, thanks for coming. And I'm sure
you're gonna have a bad back soon, but we appreciate
you being here.

Speaker 6 (41:25):
You and your bad back. So he can't hear me
you have a bad back, Uh not yet.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
It will be here for you when you get I have.

Speaker 7 (41:34):
Bad hearing though a well appreciate it, man, thanks for
coming out. Coming up in a few minutes, we do
have the first ever teen or jewing Laura a karaoke competition. Yeah,
so I'm gonna sing a song, Laura's gonna sing a song,
Drew's gonna sing one, and beef Waters even gonna sing
a song, Yes he is, and then the listeners are
going to decide who is better. I now that I'm

(41:54):
here this morning and sing everybody, I'm really regretting my song, Joyce.

Speaker 6 (41:57):
Why, I just I don't know.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
I just I feel weird about it.

Speaker 5 (42:01):
You're gonna nail it. I got confidence in you. I
got confidence in you and your song because well I
appreciate it. You picked a terrible song.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
I know.

Speaker 6 (42:08):
I think you're gonna just own it.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
You know what, Everyone's gonna love it.

Speaker 5 (42:11):
Yeah, I'm here for the I'm here for the whatever.

Speaker 8 (42:14):
Who do you?

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Who do think?

Speaker 6 (42:15):
Who here thinks beef Water will win the karaoke competition.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
He's already got an unfair advantage.

Speaker 9 (42:22):
I felt a little light. Let's be honest, somebody's gonna
get a bigger pop than that.

Speaker 7 (42:25):
Yeah, well that's coming up here at eight o'clock this morning,
we're going to be figuring out who is, you know,
the best singer.

Speaker 8 (42:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:32):
It's funny because Laura wanted to do like two or
three songs and the DJ.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Didn't have it, didn't have either of them. So I'm
I'm you're working the back. I'm going blind into this
well kind of.

Speaker 5 (42:42):
Yeah, so what you're doing songs that you didn't practice correct,
This gonna be interesting.

Speaker 6 (42:46):
It's fine, it's fine, It's totally fine.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
I'm a professional. I sang Mine twice in a car
if I mean, that's pretty good.

Speaker 5 (42:55):
That's what we forgot.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Yeah, yeah, I just there's a couple of high notes
in the song that I'm singing that I'm worried about. Tanner,
how long have you been practicing?

Speaker 6 (43:02):
I did it like five six times, Okay.

Speaker 9 (43:05):
I sang Mine in traffic to myself yesterday in the
car and just off the dome. I don't know if
I got the words right or not.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
But I tried.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
All right.

Speaker 6 (43:13):
Well, it's coming up in just a few minutes.

Speaker 7 (43:15):
We are live here at Elk's Lodge in Milwaukee for
bacon and beer.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Live from the.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Elks Lodge in Milwaukee, this is Tanner, Drew and Laura's
Bacon and Beer.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
A decade of the bart.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
How are we feeling?

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Elk Slide.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
It's baking a beer A decade.

Speaker 7 (43:35):
Of debauchery off the Elks Lodge in Milwaukee, of course,
all brought to you by Quantum Fiber Internet.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Yep. Coming up at the top of the hour, we're
going to.

Speaker 7 (43:43):
Be doing the first ever karaoke contest on the show.
Yeah and well, yeah, we'll see how bad that goes.
This could be a huge mistake. I'm now regretting it,
to be honest with you. You're gonna do great.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
Well, we'll see.

Speaker 10 (43:54):
Well, the problem is we'd let one guy sing karaoke
and he was like a ringer, you know, like he
was like Sue Good. I'm in the bathroom and I'm
walking out. I'm like, oh my god, I feel like
Chappelle just opened for us. And we're gonna do stand though.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:06):
Yeah. By the way, speaking of stand up, we still
have some stand up comedians coming in. We got Brent
what's his last name? I forget, but you've got me
out on the spot and he's funny. I feel bad
that I can't remember his last name, but he's.

Speaker 6 (44:18):
Gonna be Brent.

Speaker 7 (44:19):
He's gonna be in a bit, and then the winner
of Portland's Funniest Comedian will be here as well, and
we'll do a little performance for us this morning. But
first I do want to introduce this guy. His name
is Josh. Welcome to the show.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Josh.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
Hello, guys, thanks for coming in. How many bacon and
beers have you been to? This is my first one?

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Dude? Hell yeah, nice, first ever?

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Thanks?

Speaker 6 (44:38):
How long you've been listening to the show?

Speaker 11 (44:39):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Man, years?

Speaker 3 (44:40):
I'd say at least five six years.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
So what you heard it?

Speaker 6 (44:43):
A dude and bacon a beer on the air and
you just couldn't come, or you didn't you can come?

Speaker 4 (44:46):
No.

Speaker 14 (44:47):
So i do commercial water work for a living, so
I'm mostly gone away from home a lot, usually on call.
So I'm on call now so if my phone vibrates,
I'm out.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Oh jeez. But you're also are you a member of
the Elk?

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (44:58):
That's awesome. Hell yeah, dude.

Speaker 7 (45:00):
So this place is pretty amazing and the dude, the
dudes are like an expensive, very super reasonable.

Speaker 14 (45:08):
Very for everything that the Lodge has to offer, everything
that the Lodge does for everybody, it's amazing.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (45:14):
And and they've got one a pool pool bowling alley.
Just redid the whole basketball court. Yeah, Jim area, it's
it's amazing.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
It's pretty round. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (45:24):
Well, dude, thanks for coming out. Man, and round of
applause for this bacon and beer virgin over here.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
Thank you, thank you, appreciate you guys. Let's help that
boat doesn't bring what we're still parting. Yes, I hope,
I hope not.

Speaker 7 (45:36):
He did say the water that he was rooting for
me during the weight loss challenge, but you still came
out victorious.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
I'm happy that you were sharing for him. That's good.
You both were successful and I still had to pull
out the wind. But you did appreciate your support none
the lest I did support you too, Oh well, thank you.

Speaker 8 (45:55):
Yeah, just not as much.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
This is.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
This has just been a very loving crowd this morning.
Had very love you today. You guys are very sweet
and loving, aren't you.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Some people said no, no, absolutely not.

Speaker 7 (46:07):
We do have some text messages coming in which, by
the way, we're doing bacon and beer this morning, but
we are still receiving your text messages. On a McLoughlin
Cheverlet text line nine seven. This text says, I hope
that Dildo Derby is.

Speaker 5 (46:19):
Happening this time. No, it's not happening.

Speaker 6 (46:21):
We retired the deild.

Speaker 7 (46:22):
This one says, is uh, is there going to be
a prize will? I'm asking for the prize pigs. No
prize will today, which is doing a lot of concepts.
This one says, hope you guys have a blast that
bacon and beer. I couldn't make it because no one
else could run my machine.

Speaker 6 (46:37):
So I drink beer and eat bacon for so drink
beer and eat.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
Bacon for meat. You guys right, we'll do This one
from twenty six to fifteen says I wish I was.

Speaker 7 (46:44):
There in person, but I'm there in spirit and in cardboard.
So that must be mcdee.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Yeah, yeah, Downtown Tina Brown printed out a cardboard cutout
of mcde's head and.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
It keeps popping up around. Yes, it's well represented.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
And then this text from fifty three to sixty No,
I think it's from somebody here. It says people in
the back can't hear you?

Speaker 10 (47:03):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (47:03):
Now, can you guys hear us?

Speaker 13 (47:05):
In the battle?

Speaker 5 (47:06):
It's well, because we look, I can crank it up.
Is that a little bit better? Is that a little
bit better?

Speaker 8 (47:12):
Look up, there are like.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Thirty massive conversations going between you.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
Well, if you guys just shut up.

Speaker 8 (47:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (47:18):
I I literally just had somebody come up to me
and she goes, can you just tell it? Have everybody
just shut up? Because I can't hear anything back here?

Speaker 5 (47:25):
Yeah, all right, Well, well it's baking a beer. It's
hard to do.

Speaker 7 (47:27):
We're gonna have some karaoke here in a few minutes
and check out some videos and pictures at one O
five nine The Brew, Portland's rock station one O five
nine The Brew. It's Tanner, Drew and Laura here at
Elks Lodgejim Milwaukee for Bacon and Beer A decade of
the BACHA.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Uh, Chambrett is up here?

Speaker 6 (47:45):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (47:46):
Chambrett?

Speaker 8 (47:47):
Hey, guys, Chambritt who looks.

Speaker 6 (47:50):
Like Duke nukemb right like we saw him and Drew
and I were like, dude, that's Duke.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Nukemb Sorry, I haven't got everyone in my face. There's
a lot.

Speaker 6 (48:00):
There's a lot happening right now.

Speaker 10 (48:01):
Yeah, he looks absolutely like Duke Nukelembe. Has anyone ever
said that to you?

Speaker 5 (48:06):
Not except for this morning?

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (48:08):
Really, Tom pet I got Tom Peterson a lot, and.

Speaker 10 (48:11):
He's let it grow out a little bit, you know,
because he did, it was tighter, your hair was a
higher tighter.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
You got like a doctor strange beard. Now yeah, well
I'm older, I'm maturing.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Yeah, yes, yes, How many Bacon of beers is this
for you?

Speaker 8 (48:24):
Sean?

Speaker 5 (48:24):
This is the twenty fifth Bacon and Beer.

Speaker 8 (48:26):
Wow, ro out of a plus.

Speaker 6 (48:27):
Now, Sean Brett, Ladies, sorry, round of a plus for
Duke Nukem.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
And I've only drank at one of them.

Speaker 7 (48:34):
So yeah, And have you been sober since then? Oh yeah,
So how long were you sober before that Bacon and beer?

Speaker 5 (48:39):
Thirteen years? Thirteen years and then just that one day,
that one day just said, you know, let's try it
out and come to come to find out. The world's
a safer place if I doesn't drink.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Yeah, And they're like, oh, this is why I stopped drinking.
Oh yeah, because that.

Speaker 10 (48:56):
One day, which you know, it's just a BLib but
it was one of the wildest performances of the last decade.

Speaker 9 (49:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (49:02):
Yeah, you're wearing a bright pink shirt with us saying
on it that we can't see on the radio.

Speaker 5 (49:06):
Oh yeah, numb, numb, numb, numb, numb.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Okay, now that's enough.

Speaker 6 (49:10):
If you knew what it was said on his shirt,
do you still have that discussing?

Speaker 5 (49:13):
I just asked my wife. I looked for it because
I was going to bring it, and it's gone. It's gone.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
I don't know where it wins.

Speaker 6 (49:21):
Yeah, it's a mystery, well, Sean Britt.

Speaker 7 (49:23):
Coming up next, we've got the first ever Tanner Join
the Word karaoke competition.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
Who do you think will win? Out of the four
of us? Tanner, Drew, Laura beef Water. I'm going with
the beef.

Speaker 6 (49:32):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I was kind of feeling that too.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
You know, he's got the Adams Apple, he's got the stature.

Speaker 6 (49:38):
I think he just doesn't have the talent. That's the problem.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
I've got the curtains.

Speaker 10 (49:42):
Well oh yes, oh yeah, I forgot what he calls you, Yeah,
beef curtains.

Speaker 8 (49:52):
Beef curtains.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
Everybody loves the beef curtains.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Come on.

Speaker 7 (49:57):
There, he is only have to be It's not right,
all right? Coming up next, we'll do the karaoke competition.
We're live at Bacon and Beer in Milwaukee at the
Elks Lodge.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
This place is.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
Incredible to put on down.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Yeah, I'm trying to get my mic fixed to your home. Yeah,
that thing never stays.

Speaker 6 (50:21):
Why does all of our equipment break? That's what she
said every time.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
I don't know, honestly, that kind of works.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
I'm saying, whatever, I'm done with this microphone stand.

Speaker 7 (50:39):
It's Tanner, Jo and Laura. We are live here at
Elk's Lodge in Milwaukee for bacon and beer. A decade
of debauchery. People are People are pretty tipsy here this morning, Laura.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
Yeah. I wouldn't have expected at the Elks Lodge. Yeah,
people would be getting so ripped.

Speaker 7 (50:55):
It's it's where, you know, and it's technically not even
nine am yet, and you're ham bone.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
And he's wearing he's wearing sunglasses inside.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
What's up with that?

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Why?

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Guy?

Speaker 3 (51:08):
You know I'm gonna do myself at bacon and beer.
You know what just shown up?

Speaker 4 (51:15):
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
An Okay? All right, Well that's a.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Nice little that about that about summarizes.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
All right.

Speaker 7 (51:29):
We have a guest on the show this morning, and
his name is Brent Lowry and he is uh. This
guy is a stand up comedian and actually got third
place in the Portland's Funniest comedian contest.

Speaker 8 (51:43):
Yeah, but it was more like it was It was
like a Tanner situation. I should have won, but they
gave me a third instead.

Speaker 7 (51:50):
I thought you were hilarious, and you're right because the
crowd was making noise and are you looking at the
actual comedian.

Speaker 8 (51:56):
And he was here too, and he definitely he deserved it.
But that's the things that Tanner and I have to
tell ourselves when we go to sleep at night to
feel better.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
Wasn't that ridiculous? I mean, I got robbed right.

Speaker 8 (52:09):
I did not expect to come to this Elks Lodge
to be moved by a white dude doing uptown fun.
But you really spoke to me, Tanner.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
I'm glad.

Speaker 6 (52:18):
I'm glad I got one fan.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
That's good, huge, huge fan.

Speaker 7 (52:21):
But dude, you're you're a really funny guy. I've seen
you twice now. I saw you open up for Francisco Ramos.
Ramos he he was on our show is the Real Movie.
He was really funny. But dude, you were the best
part of the night.

Speaker 8 (52:33):
Oh. I appreciate you saying that you had a lady.

Speaker 6 (52:35):
Help heckling you like the whole night, and you handled
it with grace.

Speaker 12 (52:39):
Like you didn't.

Speaker 6 (52:39):
You weren't mean to her, but you're also like, wow,
you're really gonna keep talking.

Speaker 8 (52:42):
Yeah, and if you bring your wife to another comedy show,
you're not.

Speaker 6 (52:46):
Allowed back Tanner, Okay, that wasn't I'm not married.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
Oh but it was my mom.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Sorry.

Speaker 8 (52:51):
Really, you go to a few karaoke bars and do
the Bruno Mars thing. You'll be married by the end
of the year's time.

Speaker 5 (52:57):
Just keep laying the hook.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
If that doesn't get you a mate, I don't know
it will.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
Yeah. Are you dating? Yeah? I'm seeing somebody. Okay, all right, Yeah,
we've only been together for like six months. You've known
each other for in your thirteen years?

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Okay, moving her in?

Speaker 8 (53:11):
You're talking about moving or in?

Speaker 6 (53:13):
Yeah, I think she's gonna move in.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
Six months in No, Well, I mean I'm known for
thirteen years Okay, okay, but yeah, six months complicated that,
bacond beer.

Speaker 6 (53:21):
I feel comfortable with it. I feel good about it.

Speaker 8 (53:23):
Okay. I've been with my girl for a year, living together.
We've been together for three and a half. I think
we're approaching the point where I got to pop the
question soon. Yeah, I didn't expect to talk about that
this episode.

Speaker 7 (53:35):
That's any hold on, Hold on a second, you're saying it.
If she moves in, there's a time limit where I
have to propose after that.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
I don't know, is she cool?

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Cool?

Speaker 5 (53:43):
But it makes sense though, right like Laura, you you
wouldn't through that.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
I don't know if it has to do with moving
in together. I mean, that's definitely a part of it.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
But after a certain amount of time, like three years,
it's a long enough time to know if you want
to spend the rest of your life with some peace.

Speaker 8 (53:57):
So I think you're right, doctor Laura.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
That's what they call me.

Speaker 8 (54:01):
Yeah, I appreciate that, not not the not the you
know one, you know, but just it's amazing how fast
the January sixth guy got bored with me as a guest.
There was so much more into everything else.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
I was just like, you've been to the capital.

Speaker 8 (54:19):
Yeah, give Nancy Pelosi her stapler back, buddy.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
She's never getting How are you doing stand up?

Speaker 8 (54:27):
Eleven years? And I've been in doing it in Portland
for six?

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Now?

Speaker 5 (54:31):
Where'd you start?

Speaker 8 (54:32):
San Diego? That's where I'm from originally. Uh yeah, but
I I'm rarely awake this early. I was I used
to be a gourmet popcorn salesman in San Diego. That's
that's the last time I was up at seven am.

Speaker 6 (54:46):
What do you mean, gor Like, are you talking about salesman?

Speaker 4 (54:49):
Or?

Speaker 8 (54:50):
I was giving free samples at Costco. I kind of
dressed it up a little bit. You exposed me quickly.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
You stay afloat in San Diego sell popcorn.

Speaker 8 (55:01):
Living in my mother's Laura, you're quite the detective.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
Yeah, that doesn't really add numbers wise San Diego.

Speaker 10 (55:09):
Wait, those samp I feel like the popcorn sample guy
at Costco is an independent contractor.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
I was.

Speaker 8 (55:15):
I was not even a Costco employee. I worked for Popcornopolis,
like a city of popcorn, Popcorn Applis, Popcornopolis. Yeah, my boss,
My boss called himself the mayor of Popcornopolis and not
and not the kernel. I feel like that was a
missed opportunity.

Speaker 6 (55:32):
Yes, you're absolutely right.

Speaker 10 (55:34):
It's the cone of popcorn that you buy. Laura, you've
seen the giant.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
I've seen the cone.

Speaker 8 (55:39):
Oh yeah, Drew knows. That's a Costco member right there.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Pretty sure you were a great salesman.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
I was great.

Speaker 8 (55:45):
I used to tell people, if you can make somebody laugh,
you can sell them popcorn. So I was basically just
doing crowd work for eight hours a day in the
costco experience with a beard net, which was the only
bad part because no ladies give their number to a
guy in a beard net. Yeah, or just a free
seat ample guy. In general, that comes off as not
a provider.

Speaker 6 (56:03):
You never thought about shaving the beard you were like,
I was just put a net on.

Speaker 8 (56:07):
I would go shaved, but the hair net. Even when
I was shaved, most women did not want to give
me their number. Free sample guy.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
This is not the you're like the only free sample
person under the age of sixty five that scene.

Speaker 5 (56:21):
That's true.

Speaker 8 (56:23):
Yeah, yeah, Laura, you're the You're the wits of the group.
I can tell.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Thanks.

Speaker 8 (56:29):
You asked the pointed questions that make me uncomfortable. But
I appreciate it, I respect it.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
I try.

Speaker 6 (56:34):
She's good.

Speaker 7 (56:35):
She's a good interview on the sixty minutes. Well, dude,
I think you're funny. I think you're hilarious. The where's
the next place you're performing?

Speaker 8 (56:41):
So actually we're performing tonight. Don't tell comedy. I helped
produce those shows. We do pop up secret shows all
over the Portland area and tonight we're at a vintage
basketball shop on Hawthorne. Still tickets available at Don'tellcomedy dot com.
All right, but that shows at eight o'clock. And yeah,
it's fun. It's b yob so you can you can

(57:02):
recover from the beers and bacon festival, take a nap,
then go get another six pack or twelve pack or
these guys probably rolled thirty packs and come to the
Back to the Basket eight pm. And we got a
great show. We've got some out of towners from New York.
But there's always great stuff. If you follow me at
ha ha ha Brent on Instagram, that's where I If

(57:25):
you follow you there, I appreciate it. I've worked with
Drew many times. You guys, he did stand up at
the last show. We were on Team Open for you, right,
wow them seed the show.

Speaker 10 (57:36):
I was opening for a different where they're required to
have me, and so then I tell jokes where nobody
can tell me to stop.

Speaker 8 (57:42):
Drew gave me a good joke idea because he was
talking about his daughter. They lost like a championship soccer tournament,
and he said the secret is you just take them
to get ice cream afterwards. Yeah, and It's true, like
you never see a kid at an ice cream shop
where everyone else is celebrating, but there's one kid, like why.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
Did I pass the ball to Jessica, Jessica? There's one
kid pouting because they couldn't.

Speaker 8 (58:06):
If they're under Here is all ice cream cures all.
I think that's true for most adults too, but agreed
for me.

Speaker 7 (58:12):
I'm forty four three forty three, thank you, yeah, and
I it cheers me up right of one.

Speaker 10 (58:18):
That's why I say ice cream at funerals. Right from
the gig go right when you get in a little
Sunday bar. When you start singing, you look twenty two again.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
So yeah, Well, Brent Lowry, dude, you're hilarious.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (58:30):
Looking forward to seeing you on State.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Hey.

Speaker 8 (58:31):
Happy ten years to y'all and thanks thanks to all
the listeners. I appreciate you'all for having me enjoy the
rest of the celebration, man, and enjoy the winner. He
did deserve. The winner did deserve to win, and you're
gonna enjoy him.

Speaker 5 (58:44):
Take care. Yeah, thank you. Makes a noise for Brent Lowry,
ladies and gentlemen, for one and only, funny.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
Guy, dude.

Speaker 5 (58:51):
I love that dude.

Speaker 7 (58:52):
All right, we're actually going to talk to the winner
here in just a few minutes, the winner of Portland's
Funniest Comedian.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
And he's I see him right there. Look he looks
like he's from Portland.

Speaker 7 (59:02):
Portland's rock station, one of five nine the Brew. It's Tanner,
Drew and Laura. We are live at Elks Lodge for bake. D'all,
son of a bitch, and my mic just came out.
Yeah it happens. We are at Elk's Lodge for bacon
and beer. It's the Emergency Decade of debauchery.

Speaker 6 (59:17):
My mic just brugg but whatever. In case, he's going
to fix it.

Speaker 7 (59:21):
As we're doing this, we have a guest, and as
my mic is being repaired, we are going to talk
to this guest who is the winner of Portland's Funniest Comedian.
Please welcome Jordan. I wanted to make sure I get
the last name right.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Just say it for me, give it a try.

Speaker 16 (59:36):
Hell it's Casmir Kasner. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm Jordan Casner. Hello,
how's everybody?

Speaker 5 (59:41):
How y'all doing.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
This place is?

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Well?

Speaker 16 (59:43):
You think in a room full of roadies that Mike
would get fixed a lot faster, but here we go. Yeah,
you know, this place is crazy. This is it's wild.
You have to understand that if you're listening, Like outside
of here, he was seven forty five on a sleepy, gray,
little morning, and inside.

Speaker 6 (59:56):
Of here it feels like Vegas.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
It does.

Speaker 6 (59:58):
It's crazy in here, like you walk in into a room.

Speaker 16 (01:00:00):
And you're like, oh, all the lights are on and
we're already six white Russians deep.

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Okay, Yeah, this is great.

Speaker 7 (01:00:04):
Yeah, and this there's one dude who's got a he's
got a one o five nine to brew, uh like
temporary tattoo on his forehead, and that guy, frankly should
be cut off.

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
It looks permanent. I mean yeah, it could be permanent.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
It might be.

Speaker 7 (01:00:19):
Yeah, So dude, congratulations on winning Portland's Funniest Comedian.

Speaker 6 (01:00:23):
I mean that's a big I think it's a big deal. Yeah,
it felt good.

Speaker 16 (01:00:26):
It's uh, I mean, I've done that contest forever, uh,
you know, since I was a kid, and uh, it's
I don't know, it's it's a it's a long and intense,
arduous time. It's good, full of great comics. Still was
not as intense as the karaoke before this yeah, it
got stressful. You did not get rubbed.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
No, you were fine.

Speaker 16 (01:00:43):
You got what you deserve. That's not the spirit of
karaoke showing up and doing the thing you're good at. No,
that's like you're the birthday girl. You pulled us to
karaoke to watch you sing. That's how that felt. I
think Beef was the most vulnerable up here. I think, like,
congrats Beef, Beef, Rookie of the Year. Good to the show,
all the contest.

Speaker 6 (01:01:02):
But we have an award for Beef. Do we have
that award yet?

Speaker 7 (01:01:05):
Where's kordat Because it's like someone made an award for
Beef for the winner of the competition, but they just
three D printed a penis.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Oh no, they did.

Speaker 6 (01:01:13):
I swear to God, that's what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Why are penis is coming up so much today?

Speaker 10 (01:01:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
He said it three time. We'll get to it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:22):
We'll get to the award later. We got Can I
tell you you look like Chris Evans?

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
Yeah you can. That'd be great.

Speaker 6 (01:01:27):
You look like Captain America? Sure, yeah, yeah, Captain America.

Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
That's yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:01:32):
I mean, I'm a you know, I'm kind of the
opposite of this whole room. I'm a barista in Portland,
Oregon and a stand up comedian. So it's no, I
mean all that's that's you got me.

Speaker 10 (01:01:40):
That must the most authentic title for this city I've
ever heard.

Speaker 6 (01:01:44):
Yeah, you deserved the.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
Title, Thank you very much.

Speaker 16 (01:01:48):
How long have you been doing stand up? About twelve years? Okay,
so yeah, yeah, so mostly in Portland whole time. Lived
in the Midwest for a little bit, but came back
here at home. I'm from a Mcmanville, Oregon originally, Okay,
and uh yeah, just it's fun to it's fun to
be home.

Speaker 7 (01:02:01):
So the Portland's Funniest Comic competition, like, how many like
do you? How many times you need to perform before
you actually win?

Speaker 16 (01:02:07):
I mean some people didn't have to do it as
many times as I did, but that's the Yeah, I
think about three hundred people sign up every year. Contest
last maybe a good three months or so. And yeah,
it's it's it's a wild ride, it's it's it's long.

Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
Yeah. Now do you you're the winner of the Portland's
Funniest Comedian. But do you agree with Brent that maybe
he should have won? Do I agree with Brent that
I should have won? Absolutely?

Speaker 6 (01:02:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, he thinks that he should
have won.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
Now he thinks that about a lot of things.

Speaker 16 (01:02:34):
Yeah no, Brent, I mean it's what a what a
sweetheart he is for coming out here and going before
me like a good opener. But uh yeah, no's he's great. Yeah,
I might find this hoodie for this.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
Thanks.

Speaker 6 (01:02:47):
But I think you're both hilarious. Like, where's your next gig?

Speaker 16 (01:02:50):
Where's the next I'll actually be at a not tonight
but tomorrow night Saturday at another don't tell show at
a VESTPA dealership in southeast also a very Portland titles.

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
So how are you gonna do it?

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
So?

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
Explain that that work?

Speaker 6 (01:03:03):
How does how do you stand up at a vestment?

Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
Do you listen?

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 16 (01:03:06):
I mean I used to sell cars, so I will
probably just wear a polo, tell a joke. See if
anybody what people's credit looks like? I don't know what
you need to buy a vest But do you need credit?

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
I don't probably know.

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
Yeah yeah yeah, so, uh no, it's gonna be great.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Check it out.

Speaker 16 (01:03:19):
Don't Tell comedy online. I'll be there and then, yeah,
just follow me online. Jordan Kasner A C A S
N E. R. I'll be post on my show. So
I'm all around Portland, all around the Northwest.

Speaker 6 (01:03:28):
Right now, what do you what do you get at?

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
This guy's so hammered. I feel there's another guy that
just came up to us. He's dangerous. He's dangerous. I
apologize for this. I wouldn't callhim another guy.

Speaker 6 (01:03:38):
It's the guy.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
Yeah, yeah, what do you what do you think of
bacon and beer? Like, just your reaction to all this
in the morning. Oh No, it's great. Yell.

Speaker 16 (01:03:46):
Brent and I were talking about We're like, how many
people had to drop kids off before coming here?

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
How many?

Speaker 16 (01:03:52):
I feel like it's more of an empty nest urvibe
in here, and that's good. I'm glad you all got time.
Uh now, this this is great. It sounds heavy. It's
early enough though, it's early enough for a rally. That's
what I like about it. People think ams too early
to get drunk. No, it's a perfect time. You come out,
you have a few drinks, you go home and sleep
for three hours, and you wake up and you go
to work like an adult.

Speaker 6 (01:04:11):
That's well, dude, you're hilarious. I can't wait to see you.

Speaker 5 (01:04:16):
On stage again and we'd also love to have you
back for sure.

Speaker 7 (01:04:19):
I'm looking forward to seeing you in Doomsday Adventures, Doomsday
Perfect Day.

Speaker 16 (01:04:22):
I'm looking forward to your first EPA. I'm gonna beautiful work.

Speaker 6 (01:04:25):
Dude, and war is probably gonna ask you for your
number one.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
It's true.

Speaker 16 (01:04:29):
Okay, sure, are you in an LTR? What's a long
term relate? Are we an acronym? It's a room full
of kids. Yeah, no, I'm currently in an LTR. Yes,
I live with someone.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Okay, that is gone. Thanks, I'll show you well. You're
you're funny, dude.

Speaker 8 (01:04:54):
Where are your.

Speaker 6 (01:04:54):
Social what are your social It's just my name.

Speaker 16 (01:04:56):
It's going to be at Jordan Kasner across platforms. Uh
but yeah, check it out on the line. Like I said,
I'm working all this. I'm a Helium Comedy club, one
of my favorite places in the country down in south
east Portland.

Speaker 5 (01:05:06):
And uh yeah, I'll just I'm around. I'm doing shows.

Speaker 6 (01:05:08):
You know, makes a noise.

Speaker 7 (01:05:11):
Happy anniversary, but happy ten Thank you so much for that.
Live at Bacon and Beer Elks Lodge of Milwaukee. Everyone's
in line right now trying to win the Vegas trip.

Speaker 6 (01:05:21):
So we do how do we do?

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
We do?

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
High card, low card. Yes, that's what we're doing.

Speaker 5 (01:05:24):
And right now there's a long line of people who
thinks they're going to win this trip to Vegas.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
You've got better odds than the power ball, that's for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:05:35):
Yeah, a lot better odds.

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
Ye.

Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
Well, there's a lot of hope in the room, right.

Speaker 7 (01:05:38):
Yeah, we're gonna find out here in a bounce ten
maybe fifteen minutes who the winner of the Vegas trip is.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
But first, in the studio, we got a good man
in the studio or so this is our studio, our
mobile studio studio.

Speaker 6 (01:05:50):
Yeah, let me turn his micro on.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
There you go. Yeah, you don't usually hear from this guy,
but he's in our studio all the time, all the time. Sir,
state your name.

Speaker 7 (01:05:59):
My name is Ian Big Ian Ian actually is the
manager of Helium Comedy CLB.

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
Are you the manager?

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
Sort of? I run security, work with the artist and talent,
and kind of I'm a showrunner. You're the guy who
brings in every comedian that's in our on our show.
You're the guy who picks them up from the hotel
and drives them. That's right. Make sure they get on
stage on time, make sure they're at the club on time,
all that fun stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
Just helping that show run well. And seeing Ian at
work is crazy because he's just running around with his
head cut off. But he works hard.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Man.

Speaker 5 (01:06:28):
I like to do there, and like I'll be there
and I'll try to pay for my food and they'll
be like, Ian took care of it for you. They
want to hook you guys up. Why don't you guys
come down a little bit more?

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
You like VIPs?

Speaker 5 (01:06:37):
Yeah, dude, I love going.

Speaker 6 (01:06:39):
That's my favorite comedy club.

Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
It's fun, right, And you've been in the Second Room now,
I've been in the Second Room, the Lola Room, the
Neon Room.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
What do I call it?

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
The Lola Room?

Speaker 6 (01:06:45):
I have no idea. Is that another place?

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
Oh that's Crystal Barm promoting somebody.

Speaker 5 (01:06:50):
Else for us.

Speaker 8 (01:06:50):
Thanks.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
The Knon Room is really great.

Speaker 5 (01:06:53):
You guys.

Speaker 6 (01:06:54):
Have you painted the murals in there yet?

Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
Yeap, mineral's done. Add a little couple more things, sounds
coming along. It's it's a good little spot, man. I
feels just really good. So if you're the comedian, you're
the guy who picks up all the comedians, uh huh.
You spend a lot of time with these comedians Yes,
who's the worst one that you spent time with? I'm
gonna go there, the worst one, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
Yeah, I've had.

Speaker 5 (01:07:15):
I've had comedians sit in the backseat when I picked
them up like you're an uber, like you're a show
for it's weird, and then not say anything for real,
barely even say hello, and so do you? And that's strange.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
You just leave it at that that? Can you switch
like their first and last initial? Maybe just like just
the dirty come on, spill the two.

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
He's a very famous comedian. He's actually kind of blowing
up on social media a little bit right now. He
used to be on a show that was adjacent to
Saturday Live back in the nineties, if you know what
the other show, and uh, but quite on. I like
the guy people give them a hard time, but I
like the guys. I'm not giving you a name though.
I'm not going there.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
You guys got kill me.

Speaker 6 (01:08:00):
It's not uh, it's not Bobby, No, it's not Bobby's no, no, no.

Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
I wish he doesn't come through enough. Yes, yeah, oh,
he had him on our show once. He was funny.

Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
Is it? Is it?

Speaker 6 (01:08:11):
Craig from the office, Craig Robinson, I cannot confirm.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Nor did not.

Speaker 7 (01:08:17):
Ah, that's funny, listen, I didn't think we had a
good relationally.

Speaker 5 (01:08:21):
No, No, I can deny that. Oh you can, yes,
because that his show, Oh my god, is so fun.
Craig Robinson so fun. I like him, but he thought
we were making fun of him when he left and
he called our bosses.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Really he called our bosses and be like, man, why
are you doing that?

Speaker 5 (01:08:35):
That's crazy. We actually took him out to Striper Oki
after us Sunday night show.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Oh my god, that's a great place.

Speaker 5 (01:08:40):
It was so fun.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
Yeah, and so every Sunday we try to do that
with our headliners that are there.

Speaker 6 (01:08:44):
That's awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:08:45):
We're like, hey, we do that. We got this thing
on Sunday has come out to us and we've had
a few come.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
It's been a lot of fun. Nicky Glazer there, dude,
she's fantastic. That would have been so fun.

Speaker 6 (01:08:54):
She's probably one of my favorite stand ups right now.

Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
I mean she's really really good.

Speaker 7 (01:08:57):
She's not only just incredibly talented, not bad to look
at it, she just I think she is smoking hot.

Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
I think you just went there with Jordan, didn't you. Laura.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Yeah, there's such a hypocrite. Hold on, now, I didn't
say that. Tanner said that on my behalf. That's not fair.
But I know what you're thinking. You're like a man
with a mustache.

Speaker 10 (01:09:19):
But I mean, come on, yeah, a comedian slash parice.
That sounds right up your alley.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
Yeah totally.

Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
But yeah, I just you're with so many comedians that
I figured there's got to be some people that you
just don't like. But I've never really had. I don't
like guy that's I've had. Don't like shows I've had,
don't like crowds. The show like a great comedian, but
the crowds are horrible. We've had that before. Who's who's
a great comedian but brings in a terrible crowd. Again,

(01:09:46):
he's gonna make me go there.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
Wait, so there's like a person who consistently brings in
a bad crowd.

Speaker 5 (01:09:53):
Yes, comedians, not thatssarid I personally comedians here, I'll go there.
A lot of the social media media sensations, there's this
new there's this new title for these comedians now or
comics or what are you gonna call them? Performers? Social
media sensation that usually puts a red flag for the
show coming in that weekend, and then when they get there,
the crowd has no idea how stand up works. I

(01:10:15):
have no idea how stage performance works, and they think
that they can just chime in like they say on
their TikTok videos, and it drives everybody crazy. So those
shows I will call out for being some of the
worst crowds. That makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
So what makes a bad crowd People who just like
don't laugh.

Speaker 5 (01:10:29):
They don't understand the format of how stand up works.
They think it's a conversation they do. They think they're
part of the show and they're not. If you're going
to a comedy show, keep your mouth be quiet. I
put a lady in tears last night.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
Oh you would.

Speaker 5 (01:10:43):
He just wouldn't shut up. Well what happened. I gave
her a couple opportunity. The show wasn't too super Souldo
was fairly light, and I let her have her way
a little bit, and she was a hooting and holler
and on all the quiet moments, on all the setups,
and she was kind of getting under people's skin. And
I gave her one f I gave her a wondering
at the end, and about five minutes later she left
the room crying in tears crying.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
Does that make you feel good?

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
Bad? No?

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
She was totally attention seeking.

Speaker 5 (01:11:10):
It was out of control and I had no sympathy
for her because it was all performative.

Speaker 7 (01:11:15):
It seems like that happens, like they started and then
they get upset that the comedian won that too.

Speaker 5 (01:11:21):
Yeah, or they their ego is just so bruised that
the ego didn't or the comic didn't give them the
attention that they were looking for. And then someone came
and shut him down and told him that, hey, cut
it out, and they just lose it. They have no
idea how to deal with It's it's very childish.

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
Joe Bombers. It's like, you're not the one on stage
right now. What do they think they are? They think
they're part of the show.

Speaker 5 (01:11:39):
And I apologize for that last week by the way,
I was trying.

Speaker 6 (01:11:41):
To keep it together, but yeah, lost my mind.

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
I had to chase you off stage. That's crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:11:46):
Who you guys have tonight?

Speaker 5 (01:11:48):
Tonight? We have already Maddie in town. He's a kill
tony guy. Oh yeah, yeah, it was super funny. Those
shows are pretty much sold out, though, Well, can we
give these away. Yeah, yeah, for sure, wants to go
to some free comedy at Helium Comedy Club tonight. They're
all there.

Speaker 6 (01:12:04):
Everyone's paying attention to the Vegas trip.

Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
We have this guy named Bruce Gray who's down in
the Neon room tonight who's super funny, and those will
work towards that.

Speaker 7 (01:12:11):
All right, First two people will come up to our booth.
We'll get some passes to tonight's show.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
You're one of them.

Speaker 5 (01:12:15):
Very nice job, buddy, done.

Speaker 7 (01:12:18):
And take gott Sean Britt. Maybe there's another one laying around.
We'll see Ian from Helium Comedy Club.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
You're the man.

Speaker 5 (01:12:25):
Thanks for coming, Thanks for having guys.

Speaker 6 (01:12:27):
I'm a big fan of this dude.

Speaker 5 (01:12:28):
He's he's always in our studio in the with the comedians,
just hanging back.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
That's a lot of fun. You guys are great. Thanks
for having us. Appreciate you.

Speaker 5 (01:12:35):
Brother.

Speaker 6 (01:12:36):
Yeah, it's Tanner, Jo and Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Ten years of bacon It be here.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
If we robbed a bank at the first one, we'd
probably be at a prison by now.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
Live from the house.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
Here's Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
Make a noise.

Speaker 13 (01:12:54):
Bacon every.

Speaker 5 (01:12:58):
It is still popping off here at Oks Lodge in Milwaukee,
macon A beer, a decade of debauchery.

Speaker 7 (01:13:04):
It is crazy that there's so many people here. Most
people are still trying to win the Vegas trip right now. Yeah,
do you know beefwater. How long until we're able to
announce winter.

Speaker 9 (01:13:13):
It looks like a probably fifteen minutes. We're gonna have
to rally through a couple of rounds here. That line's
looking pretty long still.

Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
Okay, so it's probably gonna be at the very end
of the show.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
Yeah, I can't believe it's almost toted for.

Speaker 5 (01:13:23):
There's a lot of people to get through.

Speaker 10 (01:13:24):
Yeah, I'm going to go out on a limb and
say it might be the most people I've ever seen
qualified for Vegas. M h Like it is a I
mean I feel like we're at a at a casino
or something.

Speaker 6 (01:13:36):
It is because it's starting to get hot in here.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
Yeah, it is hot. We're all clammy, little humid. It's
maybe the mirrored ceiling or something.

Speaker 5 (01:13:44):
It or the dance floor.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
It's got me ready to party.

Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
But I mean people are I mean I just saw
somebody bring out another picture of beers, So people are
in it or die.

Speaker 7 (01:13:52):
The Elk's Lodge is such an incredible place. I think
I'm going to become a member here, become an ELK myself.

Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
Yeah, Beewater.

Speaker 5 (01:13:58):
What's the highlight of the bacon and this morning too?
I don't it's hard.

Speaker 9 (01:14:02):
This one has been such a wild Bacon and beer
my favorite part of the day. I gotta say the
karaoke really exceeded my expectations.

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
Well, yeah, I wonder why you liked that.

Speaker 5 (01:14:12):
If you want, Well, look, I don't. I don't feel
like I won.

Speaker 9 (01:14:15):
I mean, the people might have decided that, and I
can't even give it to the people that the small
handful of judges decided.

Speaker 6 (01:14:21):
Because the people. Oh, well, then you said you were terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:14:24):
Yeah, the cricket, it didn't.

Speaker 7 (01:14:25):
I don't know how I got last place in beef
Water won when there wasn't a note hit in history.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
Yeah, but you you won in the hearts of the audience.

Speaker 7 (01:14:34):
Well, there was a lot of text messages that came in.
A lot of people said beef Water definitely deserved it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:40):
A lot of people thought I was robbed Tanner.

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
You brought the hype. I mean, come on, singing praises.

Speaker 6 (01:14:47):
This one says I just had a leaf for work.
Sorry you didn't win, Tanner.

Speaker 5 (01:14:49):
I thought the five was good enough to get you
the w although I did give Beef.

Speaker 6 (01:14:54):
A four plus one for tackling love beats.

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
Yeah, I saw that.

Speaker 9 (01:15:00):
I saw that score, so I'm glad that it also
just rallied into the hearts of the people on how
great the love Boat is.

Speaker 5 (01:15:07):
It was a timeless classic.

Speaker 6 (01:15:09):
Someone else also said Tanner lost again.

Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
Bring back the tarantula, Yeah, saying, wait, what what happened
to the tarantula George that was supposed to be here?

Speaker 9 (01:15:17):
Look, we told Georgie wasn't welcome and we had somebody
standing guard.

Speaker 6 (01:15:22):
Thanks for talking about back.

Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
Hey, listen, We're not gonna let nobody slip in, no
spider on you. Now, you paid your debt to society.

Speaker 10 (01:15:28):
I'm gonna I'm gonna go out on a limb and
this is a bit of a love fest. But for
all of us having to sing karaoke, and I was nervous. Dude,
you did great, and I was very nervous. I haven't
sang karaoke in years.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
And it was Ammerglass.

Speaker 7 (01:15:40):
I've heard you sing that song dozens of times, and
I think that was the best we've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
But I think everyone here. Did it felt like a
talented room?

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
He did?

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
We didn't do it even beefwater.

Speaker 10 (01:15:52):
When he was singing at first, they go, oh my god,
I thought he was gonna tang and he had like
the whole who.

Speaker 5 (01:15:59):
I spent a lot of time and traffic, you guys say.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
So I was.

Speaker 10 (01:16:02):
I was impressed with all four. I want three plus
by shaky behavior.

Speaker 7 (01:16:07):
Whatever it was, well, if you if you want to
if you missed it, and if you want to hear
the karaoke contest. The podcast will be posted later on
today at one O five nine the brew dot com.

Speaker 5 (01:16:17):
How are we filling in here? Elk Lodge, It's wild.

Speaker 7 (01:16:23):
We're gonna find out who wins this trip to Las
Vegas coming up, and who's ready to win this trip
to Vegas?

Speaker 6 (01:16:32):
All right, we have gone through a lot of people court.

Speaker 17 (01:16:36):
This is the most people we've ever had at one
of these, and it has taken all morning long to
get it down to three.

Speaker 6 (01:16:42):
Okay, we've narrowed it down to three people.

Speaker 17 (01:16:44):
Three people, so we're doing a high card, low card,
and before we're just doing whoever had the highest out
of the two people says. We have three final contestants.
It's whoever has the highest card period. Okay, all right,
so we got three contestants here.

Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
What's your name?

Speaker 3 (01:16:56):
I'm Amanda, Allen Amanda, and who are you?

Speaker 5 (01:17:00):
Alex and Don? Okay, all ladies, all ladies.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
I love it, love to see it.

Speaker 5 (01:17:06):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
Here.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
I'm distributing the cards.

Speaker 5 (01:17:09):
When I say one and when I say three, flip
them over.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
One two three flip. We have two kings. We're gonna
drag in then, right, we're gonna drag in.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
Okay, it's down to oh tybreak once again.

Speaker 17 (01:17:23):
It's down to Amanda and Alex. Here we go one
more time. What two three flip?

Speaker 5 (01:17:34):
Going to Las Vegas. Congratulations, Alex, you just wanna two
night stay in Las Vegas at.

Speaker 6 (01:17:45):
Resorts World and a lot of other stuff. Laura, tell
them what they want.

Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
You won the Ultimate Guys Package, Alex. It works for everybody.
It's gonna be a great time. You're gonna be staying.

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
At Resorts World. They've got four of amazing sports bars there.
Tell him about a couple of those, Drew.

Speaker 10 (01:18:04):
Yeah, the Doghouse Saloon in sports book is pretty big time.
Fifteen thousand square feet free live entertainment, sports, betting, the
whole deal. Also, Redtail is there with thirty plus screens,
and the eight Cigar Lounge is there as well, So
all your NFL luxury, whether you're just there to hang
out or you love sports, you'll get two hundred and

(01:18:24):
fifty dollars credit there as well.

Speaker 7 (01:18:26):
Yep, nice, Well, congratulations. How do you feel old on China?

Speaker 5 (01:18:30):
What'd you say?

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
So excited?

Speaker 6 (01:18:32):
So excited? Have you ever been to Las Vegas?

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:18:34):
Okay in April? Oh well, yeah, it's all right, it's
about time to go back. A winner is a winner,
right yea, yeah, maybe she'll win the big one.

Speaker 7 (01:18:41):
Now, we'll have a great time in Vegas. It's a
lot better when you go there for free on somebody
else's diame. It's a lot better.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
Absolutely, And if you win.

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
If you haven't a win like a big jackpot, just
remember who sent you there.

Speaker 6 (01:18:53):
That's right, run them A plus for Alex everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
I got to wrap this up here because it went
by so far.

Speaker 5 (01:19:04):
I know, I can't believe how fast bacon and beer
flew by?

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
Court?

Speaker 6 (01:19:07):
Was your favorite part of bacon and beer this morning?

Speaker 5 (01:19:09):
Right now? Because it's almost over?

Speaker 6 (01:19:11):
Yeah, because you're right a second ago. This is the
most people we've ever had of the bacon.

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
It's a crazy amount of people like that. It's three
hundred people here more.

Speaker 7 (01:19:20):
I hope it's translated over the radio because it's been
a little chaotic at times, you know, because you got
four on the air, and then there'll be like nine
people talking to us at the same time, and then
like trying to get photos or you know whatever, and
it's just I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:19:34):
This is the biggest one we've ever done.

Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
That's for sure, an absolute blast. The energy in the
room is crist Dude is ten years baby.

Speaker 10 (01:19:42):
It is ten years ten years of baby, and I
think that people came out for the debauchery.

Speaker 6 (01:19:47):
And can we just give a big round of applause
for the elk slide.

Speaker 3 (01:19:52):
All the volunteers here, the volunteers, the bartenders, everybody. We
got Jason, he's here. But by the way, j A
s e in.

Speaker 5 (01:20:01):
Yeah, my whole life's to typo.

Speaker 6 (01:20:03):
So what happened exactly?

Speaker 12 (01:20:06):
The nurse miss spelled it on my birth certificate and
that's how I ended up with the end.

Speaker 5 (01:20:09):
My whole life's in typo. I swear to God.

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
Wow spells Jason with an E.

Speaker 5 (01:20:13):
No, I know people that are illiterate.

Speaker 12 (01:20:15):
So did she think of something else or no? My
mom didn't even realize it because a lowercase A lowercase. Oh,
I'm an old typewriter. She didn't even tell she just
she said everything off. It came back and she realized
with these She's like, I like it, and I said.
She asked me what I thought, and I said, get
out of the way of Tom Jerry.

Speaker 5 (01:20:30):
I don't care.

Speaker 6 (01:20:30):
All right, Yeah is what it is.

Speaker 12 (01:20:33):
So it's Jason Jayson, actually Jason Jesson Jackson.

Speaker 7 (01:20:39):
Damn right, dude, I know you're what do you like
the You're the leader of this place. I am the
exalted ruler, exalted rule. Yes, I can't thank you enough
for having us at may We love you guys. You're
the best it is. This is such a great place.
They've got everything you can imagine here at Help's Lodge.
I've got pool. They've got a pool. They've got a
gambling room like a poker ta.

Speaker 12 (01:21:00):
Yeah, we got an eight lane bowling alley, basketball, gym,
video poker, your video poker.

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
I will tell you Keno numbers over his shoulder right now,
and I'll.

Speaker 12 (01:21:09):
Tell and I'll invite anybody that thinks they could beat
me one on one. I am the most agile, morbidly
obese guy you've ever seen.

Speaker 5 (01:21:15):
Come get me.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
You are not morbally obese, sir, You're a pleasantly plumper.

Speaker 5 (01:21:18):
Yes, I'll take that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
You are pleasure a presence.

Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
He wears a seapat machine.

Speaker 4 (01:21:22):
To the game.

Speaker 12 (01:21:23):
Actually, that's true, that's true. I always forgot to take
it off this morning.

Speaker 7 (01:21:26):
I think I'm going to need one. I have a
sleep doctor appointment in February. See, I'm probably gonna be
your seapat, but I like it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
Probably the coolest people wear a sea.

Speaker 5 (01:21:32):
Pat Absolutely true.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
That true.

Speaker 7 (01:21:34):
That Well, tell people how they can become a part
of this club real quick.

Speaker 12 (01:21:38):
Okay, So what I'm going to tell you is that
to be an elk, there is forty eight lodges in
the state of Oregon. Uh so there is a lodge
near you. There's more lodges in Washington. If you're for Vancouver,
they've got great lodges up there. But the thing I
will tell you is, while this is an amazing lodge,
you can join any lodge and you're an elk. You're
not just a member of that lodge. You're an Elk here, Nashally.

(01:21:59):
You are a brother or a sister of us. And
I'll tell you what the Elks is. The family you
choose right, go down, find yourself some family. Find the
people that are like minded like you, that want to
give back, the care about the community, care about being
a part of something bigger than themselves.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
And this is how you win at life.

Speaker 12 (01:22:17):
You will make friends because you're doing something. You'll be
doing great things and you won't even know you're working
doing it. Oh that's what I'm talking about. You are amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
I feel like I just went to church, dude.

Speaker 12 (01:22:28):
I know, amen, I mean real quick, if I can add,
we have a really great event here.

Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
I want to bring up.

Speaker 12 (01:22:36):
Octoberfest here at our lodge is going to be September
twenty seventh. We've got live bands, it's a thirty dollars
entry fee. We've got over sixteen breweries. I know I
can't take up a lot of time, but I'm telling
you what we're giving back to the Elks National Foundation.

Speaker 5 (01:22:51):
We're doing great things for a.

Speaker 12 (01:22:54):
Charity called Bruce for New Avenues that is about targeting
and helping you homeless youth in Portland. Right, I can't
think of a better thing to care about, right, So, like,
can I give it up for that? The other thing,
the other thing I want to talk about again is
our Eyes program, the Elks Youth Eyes Service. It is

(01:23:15):
about diagnosing children with poor vision early on, and it
doesn't happen enough. That is a state project that is
done by the State of Oregon, and the things that
we do and the way that we're affecting the community
is amazing. Right, I'm telling you, come be an Elk,
Come find your people, come find why you belong.

Speaker 5 (01:23:34):
I promise you you will not be sad about it.

Speaker 12 (01:23:37):
I've been a member for eight years and I'm gonna
be honest. I joined for the beer. But what I'll
tell you is I had some amazing Elks that taught
me how to be an Elk and how you give back.
And I promise you I've gotten back ten times more
than I've ever put into this place.

Speaker 6 (01:23:54):
Come be a part of us. That is That is
the best sell I've ever heard of.

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
You too.

Speaker 6 (01:24:00):
I would vote for you for President's Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (01:24:02):
All right, I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
Gonna be honest.

Speaker 12 (01:24:04):
I've got aspirations, dude, you got my vote. The problem
is is there's some pictures on the dark web.

Speaker 5 (01:24:10):
It gets weird.

Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
Never it will never check. I will campaign for you
all day long.

Speaker 6 (01:24:15):
Jason, You're fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
If you come to elkto profess, there is a yodeling contest.

Speaker 5 (01:24:20):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:24:21):
And if you want to donate but you didn't you
couldn't come to Bacon and Beer today to the Eyes program, Yes,
to help out kids with a vision disabilities and other issues.
There's a QR code on our website right now at
one five nine, the brew dot com.

Speaker 5 (01:24:34):
And one last thing.

Speaker 17 (01:24:35):
We had the karaoke contest earlier, and of course Casey won.
Uh so his trophy for winning. Oh it's holds you leg?

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
Still nice?

Speaker 9 (01:24:48):
Maybe the lightest weight apparatus I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 5 (01:24:51):
Wow, that's awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:24:55):
This is a three D printed phallic shaped object.

Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
It's more than just fallI. It is a it is
a three D printed.

Speaker 6 (01:25:01):
Penis and it's yours.

Speaker 5 (01:25:03):
Case you congrat Sifternob in the van.

Speaker 3 (01:25:07):
All right, you guys, I'm so glad I did second place.

Speaker 5 (01:25:10):
Never felt so good.

Speaker 7 (01:25:13):
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the things? I think we've filled the bucket?

Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
Tonight?

Speaker 6 (01:25:52):
Jason, would you like to lead us in a song,
a prayer, a battle cry?

Speaker 12 (01:25:57):
You know what what I won't get super battle cry
about it, but what I will say is God, Bless
the elks.

Speaker 5 (01:26:03):
God bless the elks.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Here here hair hair hair hair, And thanks to you
guys for showing up.

Speaker 7 (01:26:12):
It's because of you we made it to ten years
of bacon and beer. Thanks to every single listener who's
been a part of the show for so long. I
couldn't be more grateful. These guys couldn't be more grateful.
Thank you to everybody except for before that's right, he
won the contests and shouldn't have.

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
It was robbed.

Speaker 5 (01:26:30):
Tell to the people. He sounded great. Thank you by
thank you Jason. We will see him Monday, and I
think next week we have Lincoln Park tickets